WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:03.560 Day. Look, he's day. Look, he's it day. Look he's 2 00:00:05.919 --> 00:00:13.080 Vince McMahon shit on someone. Uh, what what is this? I don't 3 00:00:13.080 --> 00:00:15.519 know. I don't know. I don't know what this is. I heard 4 00:00:15.519 --> 00:00:20.280 about it in writing. It was in someone's name. It was in someone's 5 00:00:20.320 --> 00:00:23.519 name in the credits. Their name was like Vince McMahon shit on a woman 6 00:00:23.640 --> 00:00:27.800 or something. And I don't know what that means. He's too strong. 7 00:00:28.320 --> 00:00:32.840 Uh, it means a lot, it means. It is one of the 8 00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:38.200 craziest things because Vince McMahon's been in a lot of lawsuits over the years, 9 00:00:38.240 --> 00:00:41.200 and he's done a lot of payouts and all this shit to sweep things on 10 00:00:41.280 --> 00:00:46.799 the rug because he's clearly a degenerate. I mean, there's a segment in 11 00:00:46.880 --> 00:00:53.200 the WWE where his wife Linda is in a wheelchair essentially like comatose, and 12 00:00:53.240 --> 00:00:58.159 he's like just making out with one of the other WWE divas just in front 13 00:00:58.200 --> 00:01:00.640 of her, Like no matter if it's fucking scripted or not, it's just 14 00:01:00.679 --> 00:01:04.400 a wild thing to do. And it's like, imagine what he's doing behind 15 00:01:04.439 --> 00:01:08.879 the scenes if he's doing this shit on the camera. And then it goes 16 00:01:08.879 --> 00:01:12.239 even deeper because he's doing shit in front of people that work with him, 17 00:01:12.879 --> 00:01:18.319 like with this lawsuit, this recent lawsuits connected to so what we don't know. 18 00:01:18.840 --> 00:01:23.799 We can only even fucking imagine. So this chick, she's down on 19 00:01:23.840 --> 00:01:26.840 her luck and this is during the pandemic. When I first heard about this 20 00:01:26.959 --> 00:01:30.680 lawsuit, I thought it was like decades ago or something like something that just 21 00:01:30.680 --> 00:01:34.200 got propped up with the Statute of Limitation thing that New York did. They 22 00:01:34.280 --> 00:01:37.959 were like, hey, they gave people an opportunity. I thought it was 23 00:01:37.959 --> 00:01:41.680 something like that. No, this was just a few years ago, and 24 00:01:42.400 --> 00:01:46.959 this guy got her in touch with Vince mick mahon because she needed money, 25 00:01:47.400 --> 00:01:49.799 She needed money to take care of her family or some shit like that doesn't 26 00:01:49.840 --> 00:01:56.799 really matter the origin. But he fucking took her under his wing and essentially 27 00:01:56.840 --> 00:02:04.719 pimped her out to everyone ungodly things like shitting on her and what have you. 28 00:02:05.480 --> 00:02:09.319 And it was in front of people, people that are adjacent to him, 29 00:02:09.719 --> 00:02:13.039 this guy. It doesn't matter who these people are. Well, this 30 00:02:13.080 --> 00:02:15.240 is all to be fair. To be fair, this is all alleged in 31 00:02:15.240 --> 00:02:20.199 the lawsuit. It is you can say alleged as much as you want. 32 00:02:20.599 --> 00:02:27.400 It is alleged but the thing is the text messages that are accompanying this is 33 00:02:27.479 --> 00:02:32.159 like smoking gun shit, but it's still alleged. And the craziest part of 34 00:02:32.199 --> 00:02:40.680 this is the text messages. Vince McMahon is almost eighty years old and he's 35 00:02:40.759 --> 00:02:49.240 texting like he's sixteen, Like it's the horniest, craziest shit you've ever seen, 36 00:02:50.120 --> 00:02:52.560 And you're like, that's why I thought this was a long time ago. 37 00:02:52.879 --> 00:02:54.639 I was thinking, Oh, like, surely he was talking he was 38 00:02:54.680 --> 00:03:00.520 sixty. Yeah, it's cutarly sixteen and then nineteen forties, where the fucking 39 00:03:00.599 --> 00:03:07.520 was Yeah, text things in the nineteen forties with his Morse code or something. 40 00:03:08.280 --> 00:03:13.280 It's I wanted. I forgot to pull up preemptively the text messages because 41 00:03:13.319 --> 00:03:16.560 I wanted to read some of the excerpts from this shit, Like there's one 42 00:03:16.639 --> 00:03:19.879 that is you got time to pull you got time to pull it up. 43 00:03:19.879 --> 00:03:23.919 I can't believe, Like I read that and I thought it was I thought 44 00:03:23.919 --> 00:03:30.039 it was just adic. Look, our comment sections, our Patreon credits are 45 00:03:30.080 --> 00:03:32.680 full of ridiculous shit, right, It's very difficult. Like every now and 46 00:03:32.719 --> 00:03:36.560 again you'll hear something that kind of sounds true and you'll be like, wait 47 00:03:36.560 --> 00:03:38.919 a minute, is that real? And you'll look it up and it's either 48 00:03:38.960 --> 00:03:40.800 not or like an occasion on occasion, like five percent ten percent of the 49 00:03:40.840 --> 00:03:45.080 time, Oh it's real. That's crazy. This was one of those things 50 00:03:45.080 --> 00:03:46.639 where it's like, I don't know what to make of this because I don't 51 00:03:46.680 --> 00:03:52.120 know wrestling enough. I don't know if it's enough. Huh. Most of 52 00:03:52.159 --> 00:03:59.280 the time they're not lying to us. Most of that is fair, Okay, 53 00:03:59.639 --> 00:04:09.280 I'm let's see. So so this is weird because it almost starts off 54 00:04:09.319 --> 00:04:15.319 as a a email where it says r E as in like reply I think, 55 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:18.120 because you know when it like when you reply, it says the R 56 00:04:18.160 --> 00:04:25.879 E colon. This just says reply your last picture. You need, you 57 00:04:25.920 --> 00:04:28.920 need. I'm gonna try to relate this with men. You need your you 58 00:04:28.959 --> 00:04:32.680 need your panties ripped off, and three big black dicks and all three holes 59 00:04:32.720 --> 00:04:38.079 at the same time, way up your pussy and way up your ass as 60 00:04:38.120 --> 00:04:44.000 far as they will go, but even farther, and the thickest cock goes 61 00:04:44.120 --> 00:04:47.959 down your throat, so it makes you gag and convulse as those big black 62 00:04:48.000 --> 00:04:54.000 cocks pound away, and it feels like from the start you're being assaulted. 63 00:04:54.600 --> 00:05:01.439 But it's made you come non stop, he continues, just one continuous, 64 00:05:01.439 --> 00:05:06.360 constant orgasm. And just before you pass out, those big black dicks squirt 65 00:05:06.439 --> 00:05:13.000 their loads of come inside you as you lay on your stomach to come is 66 00:05:13.079 --> 00:05:17.199 coming out of all of your holes. I'll turn you over and jack off 67 00:05:17.240 --> 00:05:24.279 all over you. He's a poet, man, He's a poet. That 68 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:31.279 sounds like what I hear. That sounds like what you hear and time. 69 00:05:31.720 --> 00:05:36.720 So yeah, yeah, it doesn't sound like this man is. It is 70 00:05:38.160 --> 00:05:41.680 seventies, right, he's like ship love. Vince McMahon, dog, I'm 71 00:05:41.720 --> 00:05:45.279 sorry. You guys are trying you guys are you're I know you're trying to 72 00:05:45.319 --> 00:05:50.399 defame him, right, but he just sounds more late the more you describe 73 00:05:50.439 --> 00:05:54.720 it, you are out of your fucking He sounds like Hunter Biden, you 74 00:05:54.720 --> 00:05:58.560 know, like Biden probably would have the wildest part. Yeah, Vince McMann 75 00:05:58.600 --> 00:06:01.920 and Hunter Biden would throw a craze party. That's it this way, saying, 76 00:06:02.639 --> 00:06:09.519 I would be one hundred percent in agreement if this guy didn't make her 77 00:06:09.639 --> 00:06:15.240 do a bunch of ship that he pimped her out. He assaulted the claims. 78 00:06:15.519 --> 00:06:18.319 There's claims that you know she was saying no, and he was like, 79 00:06:18.600 --> 00:06:23.040 no means yes. Well it's a claim, right, Like no means 80 00:06:23.120 --> 00:06:28.079 yes. Look, I'm saying that people take terms when I say allegedly, 81 00:06:28.120 --> 00:06:31.600 I'm I'm all. All I'm doing is covering us. That's that's literally when 82 00:06:31.600 --> 00:06:35.759 we're talking about this interpersonally outside of the show, we're not saying alleged, 83 00:06:36.600 --> 00:06:41.959 of course, but I say me saying a claim covered, it's a claim. 84 00:06:42.839 --> 00:06:46.720 I'm not saying I'm saying someone has claimed, right, Like, it's 85 00:06:46.759 --> 00:06:51.279 just it's it's it's implied. Uh. But yeah, the the the rape 86 00:06:51.360 --> 00:06:55.519 and sexual assault, Like if that wasn't a part of it, if it 87 00:06:55.639 --> 00:06:59.279 was just like, oh, this is a disgusting human being that likes this 88 00:06:59.399 --> 00:07:01.839 wild ship. It to me, Vince McMahon would be the goat. He'd 89 00:07:01.839 --> 00:07:06.360 be the greatest of all time. Unfortunately it's coupled with that ship. Because 90 00:07:06.839 --> 00:07:14.439 I wish these text messages were just that, like consensual, wild, disgusting 91 00:07:14.560 --> 00:07:20.600 sex, because this is I'm telling you as a have y'all ever written anything 92 00:07:20.639 --> 00:07:25.360 close to this like sex? Have you guys sexted? Right? You guys 93 00:07:25.360 --> 00:07:32.600 have sexed before? Right? But it wasn't it wasn't this. I didn't 94 00:07:32.600 --> 00:07:39.639 have his girlfriend that was not as wild as this. But she wrote essays 95 00:07:39.759 --> 00:07:43.199 essentially like Vince McMahon, which it is funny. And I think that's why 96 00:07:43.279 --> 00:07:46.000 I think this is extra funny because the way that he writes, it's the 97 00:07:46.040 --> 00:07:49.399 longest text messages I've ever seen. There, they're so long. That is 98 00:07:49.439 --> 00:07:54.959 not the longest trade. That is actually a short one. And I've had 99 00:07:55.240 --> 00:08:01.959 an experience of romance novel type of text messages is and I'm like, uh, 100 00:08:01.079 --> 00:08:03.639 yeah, that's hot. I fuck your pussy, you know what I 101 00:08:03.680 --> 00:08:09.279 mean? Like I hate I hated sexting, I despised sexing. I just 102 00:08:09.360 --> 00:08:15.120 I'm not and it ship because as soon as I start writing, I feel 103 00:08:15.160 --> 00:08:18.600 like immediately I turned into Fabio. You know, if you remember Fabio guys, 104 00:08:20.160 --> 00:08:22.079 that fucking romance, that guy, he was the sex symbol in the 105 00:08:22.160 --> 00:08:26.759 nineties, buff long hair and he's like, oh and you hat that. 106 00:08:26.839 --> 00:08:30.240 I can't believe it's not butter commercial and shit, and all the women want 107 00:08:30.279 --> 00:08:33.559 to fuck him, but everybody would think he's a clown. Nowadays they would 108 00:08:33.559 --> 00:08:35.200 look at him and be like, who the fuck is this guy? And 109 00:08:35.200 --> 00:08:37.600 that's how I feel when i'm writing, I feel like a fucking clown, 110 00:08:37.639 --> 00:08:41.799 like a romance novel clown. Certainly that's my problem, can't that's my problem. 111 00:08:41.879 --> 00:08:46.120 Yeah, My my issue is like I'm too I'm too much of a 112 00:08:46.120 --> 00:08:50.679 grammar nazi for it, because because if I see, if I like, 113 00:08:50.759 --> 00:08:54.840 I've I've been sexing before and someone has has written, like they'll send something 114 00:08:54.879 --> 00:08:58.039 to me and it'll be like a like even if it's just like one sentence 115 00:08:58.679 --> 00:09:05.159 and there is like there's like a like a spelling error and it bothers the 116 00:09:05.200 --> 00:09:11.240 hell out of me, and you're just like, yes, like I can't, 117 00:09:11.679 --> 00:09:16.360 you can't, you can you can't, you can't you can't proofread this 118 00:09:16.399 --> 00:09:22.559 ship? Yeah, no, no, I don't know. It's it's it's 119 00:09:22.600 --> 00:09:24.559 weird, like I don't know, Yeah, I've sex it and it's all 120 00:09:24.559 --> 00:09:30.600 cringe like it's it's immediately after, immediately after you are done with that conversation. 121 00:09:30.759 --> 00:09:33.759 It is all cringe like nothing age is worse than a sex thing conversation 122 00:09:33.960 --> 00:09:39.360 like it's it's immediate milk the second it shows. Yeah, I don't sex 123 00:09:39.440 --> 00:09:43.200 anymore because I'm just like I don't I don't want to, Like, well, 124 00:09:43.279 --> 00:09:46.639 you also live with there's that there would it would be it would be 125 00:09:46.679 --> 00:09:48.679 quite frankly insane if you sexed like I mean, it would make that upset. 126 00:09:48.919 --> 00:09:52.720 It would either it would either be insane or you'd be a cheater. 127 00:09:52.519 --> 00:09:58.000 Is what is what that would be? Outside the door? Yeah, I'd 128 00:09:58.000 --> 00:10:03.039 be very up Is it hot for anybody or is it just me? Now? 129 00:10:03.480 --> 00:10:05.720 I'm playing feeling pretty good? I'm feeling pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, 130 00:10:05.759 --> 00:10:09.159 you might need to just uh the temperature in your apartment or something like 131 00:10:09.200 --> 00:10:13.000 that, like maybe put it cut your ac on for a little bit. 132 00:10:13.080 --> 00:10:18.000 I can barely see anything. It's really warm. You feel all right? 133 00:10:18.240 --> 00:10:24.960 Sure? Yeah? Okay, all right, I want if I'm pretty sure 134 00:10:26.039 --> 00:10:28.720 Vince is fucked, I just want to say I think this is kind of 135 00:10:28.759 --> 00:10:31.519 even though this is all alleged because he he he's beaten a lot of us 136 00:10:31.559 --> 00:10:37.039 stuff before, but there's nothing there hasn't been anything this extensive, and there's 137 00:10:37.159 --> 00:10:43.120 other people involved that are It's looking like this might be the one that actually 138 00:10:43.399 --> 00:10:48.000 where Vince McMahon might stay away for good. Because even like a year or 139 00:10:48.000 --> 00:10:54.440 so ago he stepped down from their WWE but then pull the fast one and 140 00:10:54.679 --> 00:11:00.960 since he was like majority shareholder. He inserted himself back into the mix. 141 00:11:01.000 --> 00:11:05.000 And so it's one of those things where I don't think he's actually going away. 142 00:11:05.080 --> 00:11:09.200 And people, you need to read the rest of these you you have, 143 00:11:09.480 --> 00:11:16.440 it's the wildest ship I'll send you. Yeah, I have one that 144 00:11:16.480 --> 00:11:18.519 where the ship's all compiled. I'll put in the chat. But uh yeah, 145 00:11:18.559 --> 00:11:22.320 and maybe I'll even put this imager. Did he give ownership to Triple 146 00:11:22.480 --> 00:11:28.559 h Uh? No, Triple H is I think the COO. He's still 147 00:11:28.559 --> 00:11:31.799 not the he's not the chairman. Uh. But there's a guy that is 148 00:11:33.039 --> 00:11:37.080 actually higher than I think him. I forget his name. He's some just 149 00:11:37.080 --> 00:11:39.159 some standard white guy. You know how they you know how they look. 150 00:11:39.320 --> 00:11:43.159 It's sucking. It's just some guy. He came from the entertainment industry. 151 00:11:43.200 --> 00:11:46.799 He knows what he's doing. Blah blah blah. I don't know who the 152 00:11:46.799 --> 00:11:50.080 fuck he is. But uh, if he's still there and the other other 153 00:11:50.080 --> 00:11:54.240 people that are still there, uh Johnny Lauren iis or whatever the fuck, 154 00:11:54.240 --> 00:11:58.799 there's some people them still be in the industry means that Vince mcmahonnon still has 155 00:11:58.840 --> 00:12:03.080 this fingers in there. But I feel like this might be the thing that 156 00:12:03.679 --> 00:12:07.879 it'll be gone, and then wrestling will immediately get better in the WWE because 157 00:12:07.399 --> 00:12:13.480 everything that is not surrounded by Vince McMahon is a good product and every time 158 00:12:13.600 --> 00:12:18.960 Vince gets his hands on it, because Vince likes giant, sweaty men, 159 00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:22.279 like he's not gay as far as I'm concerned, but as far as like 160 00:12:22.399 --> 00:12:26.080 for a while, and people probably don't even remember that watch wrestling. This 161 00:12:26.320 --> 00:12:31.559 was way back in the day, like pretty much almost pre Attitude Error or 162 00:12:31.679 --> 00:12:37.279 just during where he was doing body building competitions, there was buff, sweaty 163 00:12:37.399 --> 00:12:43.279 naked men posing like in between wrestling matches and that shit failed horribly, but 164 00:12:43.320 --> 00:12:48.399 that's what he was really into. So it's one of those things that he 165 00:12:48.399 --> 00:12:54.200 would always bring the biggest, giantest, musciest, greasiest people and they sucked 166 00:12:54.399 --> 00:12:58.840 dick at wrestling and it was just bad product if you were into that type 167 00:12:58.840 --> 00:13:01.960 of shit. And so yeah, I'm actually looking forward to him going down 168 00:13:03.000 --> 00:13:09.200 because fuh but uh I will. I feel like I want to see what 169 00:13:09.240 --> 00:13:13.799 happens if I I'm gonna send this text message, Oh you're oh he's actually 170 00:13:13.799 --> 00:13:24.480 read ship He's pretty good man. Can I can if someone talked about me 171 00:13:24.600 --> 00:13:26.519 like that, I guess, but like also the same time, like, 172 00:13:26.639 --> 00:13:31.840 holy the girl seems like a piece of meat. My phone around to a 173 00:13:31.840 --> 00:13:37.759 bunch of did so he he shot on this woman? Allegedly he he did. 174 00:13:37.799 --> 00:13:41.720 That's what she she says, and in front of people, so he 175 00:13:41.919 --> 00:13:48.399 shot on Like because that to me, that's the craziest thing because obviously there's 176 00:13:48.399 --> 00:13:52.679 some people that are into like ship porn and stuff, but to also do 177 00:13:52.799 --> 00:13:56.320 it in front of your peers, it's like I could never. Yeah, 178 00:13:56.320 --> 00:14:00.000 I have a hard time pissing on a girl in front of my home. 179 00:14:00.080 --> 00:14:13.399 Me's I would have girl alone like on my own. Man, you stft, 180 00:14:13.320 --> 00:14:18.759 Can I ask you unrelated question? Yeah? When you ask ask you 181 00:14:18.759 --> 00:14:24.120 guys an unrelated question. Did you see did you see this video of of 182 00:14:24.240 --> 00:14:31.679 Larry David attacking Elmo on the Today Show? I gotta tell you that was 183 00:14:31.039 --> 00:14:39.840 the goat ship goat status. That was amazing. No, no, this 184 00:14:39.919 --> 00:14:46.840 is yesterday. This happened yesterday. I got this Larry David, I retweeted 185 00:14:46.879 --> 00:14:50.759 it. I think it's on my Twitter, but like it's it's Larry David. 186 00:14:50.799 --> 00:14:54.440 I guess Elmo was on the Today Show because like Elmo had that viral 187 00:14:54.480 --> 00:14:56.480 tweet about where he went. Where he went, he was like, hey, 188 00:14:56.559 --> 00:15:00.399 just checking in, you know, how's everybody doing? Do you remember 189 00:15:00.440 --> 00:15:01.320 that, Like a couple of days ago, he had like that tweet where 190 00:15:01.320 --> 00:15:03.399 he's like, hey, just checking in, almost just checking in, and 191 00:15:03.440 --> 00:15:07.360 everybody was like, He's like, hey, how's it doing. Everybody was 192 00:15:07.399 --> 00:15:11.519 like, it's really bad out here, Almo. It's really fucking scary. 193 00:15:11.679 --> 00:15:16.399 I can't you know, I can't afford rent groceries or skyrocketing. I have 194 00:15:16.440 --> 00:15:18.960 to work three jobs just to afford what a single person could afford on a 195 00:15:18.960 --> 00:15:22.759 part time job in the fucking forties. I'm having a rough time out here, 196 00:15:22.799 --> 00:15:28.639 Elmo. And then Elmo goes like, Wow, it'll be It'll be 197 00:15:28.720 --> 00:15:33.720 okay. And so he went on the Today Show or some morning show with 198 00:15:33.879 --> 00:15:39.000 his dad. I guess Elmo has like a dad puppet down. Wow. 199 00:15:39.720 --> 00:15:43.879 I forgot about that. I totally forgot about that. But so he's on 200 00:15:43.879 --> 00:15:48.399 the Today Show with his dad and it's like they're just interviewing him, and 201 00:15:48.480 --> 00:15:52.919 then the camera cuts away to Al Roker, who's about to give the weather. 202 00:15:52.159 --> 00:15:56.320 Right, I think it's Al Roker. I hope, I hope it 203 00:15:56.360 --> 00:16:00.679 is otherwise I'm racist. And then it cuts but then like it cuts the 204 00:16:00.720 --> 00:16:07.399 alt local for two seconds and then it cuts back to Elmo and Larry David 205 00:16:07.639 --> 00:16:15.639 is just suddenly there mauling him, mauling Elmo, assaulting, like straight up 206 00:16:15.679 --> 00:16:19.399 that his mic is distorted and everything. He's like ah ah ah like and 207 00:16:19.440 --> 00:16:23.600 it's I can't get over it, just because the speed at which he'd like 208 00:16:23.799 --> 00:16:26.559 he's not there, it cuts away, it cuts back. He's there. 209 00:16:26.879 --> 00:16:32.440 That means he sprinted towards Elmo like he had no time to walk and saunter 210 00:16:32.519 --> 00:16:37.320 over. Not only is it not a slap, it's not a punch, 211 00:16:37.919 --> 00:16:48.120 it's a he claws clawed, He claws his face and then walks away smiling, 212 00:16:48.919 --> 00:16:52.200 and then Elmo's like, Emma used to like you or whatever, and 213 00:16:52.200 --> 00:16:57.240 then they may apologize immediately afterwards, like consent they were talking about like you 214 00:16:57.240 --> 00:17:00.799 shouldn't touch like they were he went off, and I was just like, 215 00:17:00.879 --> 00:17:07.799 this is authentic, this is real, this happened, This is Larry David, 216 00:17:07.960 --> 00:17:11.680 Like, this is this is everything you could have hoped for happen, 217 00:17:12.599 --> 00:17:15.880 right, like other than him straight up taking his dick out and like fucking 218 00:17:17.079 --> 00:17:21.599 the puppet like, that's that's the only thing that I would have liked better. 219 00:17:21.720 --> 00:17:23.640 But you can't. You can't win. It is one of the most 220 00:17:23.680 --> 00:17:30.279 surreal things I've ever seen because everything, everything, how bad that got every 221 00:17:30.319 --> 00:17:36.400 things got out of hand. So it's the fact that it's a claw that 222 00:17:36.559 --> 00:17:38.799 is killing me. Like there's one he's grabs him at first, and there's 223 00:17:38.839 --> 00:17:42.079 one moment where he like hits at him, but then there's one moment where 224 00:17:42.079 --> 00:17:48.599 he like like predator animal, opens his hand and tries to swipe something away. 225 00:17:51.519 --> 00:17:56.240 He fucking Larry like a clothesline. Bamn. What I love about it. 226 00:17:56.319 --> 00:17:59.279 What I love about it too, is that Elmo's father is just watching 227 00:17:59.440 --> 00:18:07.640 helplessly. He's never watched his son attack before. He's in shock. But 228 00:18:07.799 --> 00:18:12.119 imagine, let's imagine It's it's so much funnier if you imagine like the Muppets 229 00:18:12.119 --> 00:18:15.319 as real people, or like the Puppets is real people, because like you 230 00:18:15.319 --> 00:18:18.759 have this father watching his toddler get attacked by Larry David. Imagine your son. 231 00:18:19.119 --> 00:18:23.160 Imagine Larry David claws your son in the face on live television, and 232 00:18:23.200 --> 00:18:27.279 you just have to watch helplessly. You're like, it's it's Larry David. 233 00:18:27.359 --> 00:18:30.400 You probably do. If you attack Larry David, you're going to Mega jail. 234 00:18:30.720 --> 00:18:36.079 Yeah you're going to Yeah, you're going to gay Ultra jail. You're 235 00:18:36.079 --> 00:18:41.880 in you know the cousins he probably got. You're done. You're going under 236 00:18:41.680 --> 00:18:51.680 Bay Under. He's gonna take you to one of those tunnels. Teach you 237 00:18:51.720 --> 00:18:53.799 some ship. They're gonna teach you some ship. Hey man. Maybe those 238 00:18:53.799 --> 00:18:56.920 conspiracy theorist are right though, because how did Larry David get there so quickly? 239 00:18:57.519 --> 00:19:03.440 Is he a sheaf? Is he? Is he? Uh? Is 240 00:19:03.480 --> 00:19:07.680 he? Whatever? Then they say about Jews, whatever expiracy theory he used 241 00:19:08.599 --> 00:19:21.240 or something. I think he just used whirlwind sprint. Oh did you cool 242 00:19:21.279 --> 00:19:23.279 down a little bit in here? All right? I hope he says, 243 00:19:23.599 --> 00:19:30.400 no, never mind, never mind her mind still no, never mind? 244 00:19:32.559 --> 00:19:38.440 All right? So warm I had. I can't even remember what I was 245 00:19:38.440 --> 00:19:49.559 gonna say. I had something whirlwind sprint fun from from skyrom Strategies. It's 246 00:19:49.559 --> 00:19:52.640 the one that the It's the one that the graveyards teach you when you when 247 00:19:52.680 --> 00:20:00.400 you get to high card old sucking those ancient Vince McMahon, you use robes. 248 00:20:02.720 --> 00:20:04.799 I wanted to kill those motherfuckers so bad. Yeah, you can, 249 00:20:07.279 --> 00:20:10.799 you can. I didn't kill him. I probably went back and did it 250 00:20:10.839 --> 00:20:14.039 eventually. I don't know. Actually I don't remember. Actually I don't. 251 00:20:14.559 --> 00:20:17.279 I didn't lose too often in that game. I kind of showed respect. 252 00:20:17.319 --> 00:20:22.519 I didn't really murder a lot of people to go back and play that game, 253 00:20:22.599 --> 00:20:25.440 dude towards the end. Dude, I'm playing Survival Boat right now, 254 00:20:25.440 --> 00:20:30.079 and it's so it's it's pretty fun. But like, yeah, they'll talk 255 00:20:30.119 --> 00:20:33.160 about this on the show or no, we talked about a little bit because 256 00:20:33.160 --> 00:20:37.440 somebody mentioned in the credits. I think, yeah, yeah, you didn't 257 00:20:37.440 --> 00:20:41.160 explain you playing it though, it's cool, it's it's uh, I don't 258 00:20:41.160 --> 00:20:45.680 know, I'm I'm I'm playing Sky but I'm also playing Suicide Squad, so 259 00:20:45.319 --> 00:20:52.359 oh right right right right, right right right, yeah, dude, yeah, 260 00:20:52.400 --> 00:20:56.319 it's it's it's not good, but it's not nearly as Here's the thing 261 00:20:56.359 --> 00:20:59.680 I would I wouldn't. I couldn't recommend this game to anybody. I could 262 00:20:59.759 --> 00:21:03.799 not commend Suicide Squad to anybody, but not because of the game, like 263 00:21:03.839 --> 00:21:07.119 it actually, like I feel like I wish there was another game that wasn't 264 00:21:07.160 --> 00:21:10.359 Suicide Squad that played almost exactly like this, because it does feel good to 265 00:21:10.359 --> 00:21:11.920 move around, it does feel good to shoot. The traversal based combat is 266 00:21:11.920 --> 00:21:15.160 actually really good. It just doesn't make sense that it's the Suicide Squad doing 267 00:21:15.200 --> 00:21:18.400 it. I don't know why there's like a loot system in here. It 268 00:21:18.400 --> 00:21:21.920 doesn't fit with like the Arkham verse at all. It's it's really dumb. 269 00:21:21.920 --> 00:21:25.480 But the biggest thing about it to me is like that makes me like want 270 00:21:25.480 --> 00:21:27.400 to tell everybody to avoid it, Like the plague is that it's an always 271 00:21:27.440 --> 00:21:33.359 online game that is ostensibly single player, Like there's no justifiable reason for it 272 00:21:33.400 --> 00:21:36.279 to be as always online as it is to the point where I will be 273 00:21:36.279 --> 00:21:38.279 in the middle of a cut scene that I'll be enjoying. Actually, like 274 00:21:38.319 --> 00:21:41.319 I'll be in the middle, Like the first cut scene I was I was 275 00:21:41.359 --> 00:21:42.680 watching, I was like, Oh, this is actually I actually like this, 276 00:21:44.079 --> 00:21:45.440 Like it's actually like kind of decently written, it's well paced. I 277 00:21:45.519 --> 00:21:51.039 kind of I like this setup. And then disconnected from the servers and then 278 00:21:51.079 --> 00:21:52.440 it cuts you out. It kicks you out of the cut scene, and 279 00:21:52.519 --> 00:21:56.640 so when you reconnect to the servers, it restarts the whole fucking cutscene. 280 00:21:56.640 --> 00:21:59.759 Again, and it's like, there's no reason for this. This is fucking 281 00:21:59.759 --> 00:22:02.839 insane saying that's a zero out of ten as far as I'm concerned. But 282 00:22:02.920 --> 00:22:07.079 like playing the game is like fine, it's like a it's like a mid 283 00:22:07.640 --> 00:22:12.000 it's like a mid six to like low seven. You know, like it's 284 00:22:12.039 --> 00:22:15.359 fine, it's entirely fine. But I couldn't, like I don't know, 285 00:22:15.400 --> 00:22:19.279 man, I couldn't. I can't get behind that team doing it. You 286 00:22:19.319 --> 00:22:23.039 know, like there's been some motherfuckers on the suicide Squad that like, all 287 00:22:23.160 --> 00:22:26.160 right, yeah they can. They have the one to get rid of the 288 00:22:26.200 --> 00:22:30.359 league. They got Zod, they got Toinstro. No, they got people 289 00:22:30.400 --> 00:22:33.240 that like, they got people that could really do it. I'm like, 290 00:22:33.279 --> 00:22:34.599 all right, you know what, I'm fucking. I'm fucking with this. 291 00:22:36.160 --> 00:22:40.640 Yeah, but not King Shark is a threat. He's a threat. I 292 00:22:40.720 --> 00:22:44.640 give him that dead shot. King King Shark is also King Shark is also 293 00:22:44.880 --> 00:22:48.720 like the best. King Shark and Boomerang are the are the are the two 294 00:22:48.759 --> 00:22:52.519 that I'm Boomerang His character by far out of he's so make some fun, 295 00:22:52.559 --> 00:22:59.519 though, make some fun. He's so stupid. He's basically he's a flash 296 00:22:59.599 --> 00:23:03.400 villain. And Flash has the least evil villains. Actually they're like really not 297 00:23:03.559 --> 00:23:08.200 bad people. They're not that bad of people. They're very goofy yea, 298 00:23:08.519 --> 00:23:14.640 even though even goofy, they're not even like either not evil guys like like 299 00:23:14.720 --> 00:23:18.200 Flash cans sit down and really talk about Yo, guys, you're bugging, 300 00:23:18.279 --> 00:23:18.880 you know, like come on, let's just let's chill out, and they'll 301 00:23:18.920 --> 00:23:22.960 be like, yo, honestly, and I got a little out of hand. 302 00:23:22.039 --> 00:23:29.519 I'm sorry you. Grod has this, you know, would have been 303 00:23:29.519 --> 00:23:32.240 dope. If Rod is the only one that's like fucking not good, he 304 00:23:32.319 --> 00:23:34.000 does not like people, well, he's just but he's just like, you 305 00:23:34.039 --> 00:23:37.799 know, like, hey, me and my my gorilla homies, just trying 306 00:23:37.839 --> 00:23:41.880 to you know, do our thing, and you guys suck. I mean, 307 00:23:42.119 --> 00:23:47.119 trying to be free, bro. And it's simplification for you. Uh 308 00:23:47.200 --> 00:23:48.559 yeah, no, I I guess that's the whole point of it. Though, 309 00:23:48.640 --> 00:23:53.559 right, it's supposed to be absurd that the Suicide Squad would take down 310 00:23:53.599 --> 00:23:56.119 the Justice League, Like how in the fuck, It's kind of like the 311 00:23:56.119 --> 00:24:00.960 whole arc of it makes sense that Batman could take down the Justice League, 312 00:24:02.039 --> 00:24:04.319 or have plans to take down the Justice League because he's Batman, and so 313 00:24:04.400 --> 00:24:07.839 it's one of those things where it's like, Okay, I get that, 314 00:24:07.119 --> 00:24:11.519 but you think about the Suicide Squad doing it, immediately your mind is how, 315 00:24:11.920 --> 00:24:15.160 And so I guess that's supposed to be intriguing, right, like how 316 00:24:15.240 --> 00:24:18.599 would they even pull this off? And so I guess that's why people would 317 00:24:18.599 --> 00:24:22.720 even want to delve into that. But unfortunately, like you even said, 318 00:24:22.799 --> 00:24:30.119 Chris, the fact that it's always online, yeah, it just it completely 319 00:24:30.400 --> 00:24:33.519 the games that do that, Like say I try to play two K back 320 00:24:33.559 --> 00:24:37.480 in the day, you know, a few years ago, and it's one 321 00:24:37.519 --> 00:24:40.880 of those things where they'll turn off the fucking servers and you can't even play 322 00:24:40.920 --> 00:24:45.079 the the main story that has I'm like, what the fuck is this? 323 00:24:45.119 --> 00:24:48.240 I can't even play it anymore. There's there's literally no justifiable reason why this. 324 00:24:48.599 --> 00:24:53.319 Like there are games that obviously World of Warcraft yeah right, mmo, 325 00:24:53.559 --> 00:24:56.960 obviously, yeah that should be an always online game, Destiny, where the 326 00:24:57.000 --> 00:25:02.160 whole point is that you wander around this free row map and then you know, 327 00:25:02.640 --> 00:25:06.559 you run into other players. You're not running into other it's not a 328 00:25:06.599 --> 00:25:11.079 persistent world. There's no I don't I don't know I don't understand the justification 329 00:25:11.240 --> 00:25:14.160 for it, and that's like the biggest thing to me, where it's like 330 00:25:14.160 --> 00:25:18.039 this, I can't this is objectively like, you should not buy this because 331 00:25:18.119 --> 00:25:22.079 if this, if this, if they, if the servers go off for 332 00:25:22.160 --> 00:25:25.680 whatever reason, the whole game's gone and you can't even you can't even play 333 00:25:25.680 --> 00:25:29.200 it offline. So like, no, you this is a worthless game until 334 00:25:29.279 --> 00:25:33.799 until there's like an offline mode. At that at that point, maybe it's 335 00:25:33.839 --> 00:25:36.279 like again like a seventy one on Metacritic or something, you know what I 336 00:25:36.359 --> 00:25:40.480 mean, like a I help the game. Uh, they just kind of 337 00:25:41.200 --> 00:25:44.160 yeah, I mean they they would be wise to do that. Yeah, 338 00:25:44.160 --> 00:25:47.799 but you know so why so from when I've heard, why they do this 339 00:25:48.480 --> 00:25:55.000 for games like that in particular is to discourage hacking or not hacking, or 340 00:25:55.039 --> 00:25:59.079 even just putting on trainers two for you to get the best shit they want 341 00:25:59.160 --> 00:26:02.519 you to. Like say, I'm assuming, I'm assuming. I don't know 342 00:26:02.519 --> 00:26:04.200 if this is true, but since it is a Luda shooter, you could 343 00:26:04.200 --> 00:26:11.240 probably buy packs or something to give you shit. I'm assuming probably. Yeah, 344 00:26:08.519 --> 00:26:15.480 I'll tell you something. Maybe that's true. I can't find that in 345 00:26:15.559 --> 00:26:19.319 the UI because the UI is such a fucking mess. It is so noisy, 346 00:26:19.400 --> 00:26:22.640 Like I never want to press pause ever because I never want to open 347 00:26:22.640 --> 00:26:29.319 the character stat screen because it's so messy and disorganized and fucking loud. I 348 00:26:29.359 --> 00:26:33.119 don't know. I guess I'm just assuming that would be the only reason, 349 00:26:33.160 --> 00:26:36.480 because when you think about it logically, I guess even though it's still illogical 350 00:26:36.480 --> 00:26:41.960 no matter what, that you would want to discourage players like me that will 351 00:26:42.160 --> 00:26:48.440 just take it offline who has it offline? And I will just you know, 352 00:26:48.759 --> 00:26:51.680 I'm not paying you if you're gonna, like, if you're gonna, 353 00:26:51.880 --> 00:26:56.319 uh paygate a lot the best shit, or I have to keep orange ing 354 00:26:56.400 --> 00:26:57.279 and grining and all this stuff, I'm be like, fuck you. I'm 355 00:26:57.279 --> 00:27:00.359 gonna just do what I gotta do with the trainer or something like that and 356 00:27:00.880 --> 00:27:03.359 have fun with the game. Especially for a game that I don't care about 357 00:27:03.359 --> 00:27:07.799 that much, like Suicide Squad. That would be the perfect game for me 358 00:27:07.839 --> 00:27:11.640 to do shit like that in. And I wanted to break something up though 359 00:27:11.720 --> 00:27:17.240 we're talking about Suicide Squad because this is piggybacking off of We already talked about 360 00:27:17.519 --> 00:27:22.920 how overblown the controversy in his and how people are kind of overreacting to some 361 00:27:22.960 --> 00:27:29.759 of the stuff, and I keep seeing more and and the they're getting so 362 00:27:30.039 --> 00:27:33.480 like the post that I'm seeing are getting so many likes and so many views, 363 00:27:33.480 --> 00:27:38.799 and I don't understand it is hysteria. Like, so I saw there's 364 00:27:38.880 --> 00:27:44.720 these bios, right, there's one it shows Lex Luthor has a file on 365 00:27:44.839 --> 00:27:48.200 Wonder Woman whatever blah blah blah. Yeah, but there's this one file that 366 00:27:48.279 --> 00:27:53.400 apparently dead Shot has and it's his like synopsis of who Jon Stewart is. 367 00:27:55.519 --> 00:28:00.079 And one line it says, like, I guess you can call him the 368 00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:03.880 would you call it one of the good ones? Like in quotations and so, 369 00:28:04.079 --> 00:28:08.119 which is you know, has racist undertones to it obviously, and some 370 00:28:08.160 --> 00:28:11.960 people thought Lex Luthor was saying, like what the fuck? And but then 371 00:28:11.960 --> 00:28:14.599 people found out that dead Shots said it, and then I was seeing people 372 00:28:14.920 --> 00:28:17.720 being so upset. They're like, how could you put that in there? 373 00:28:18.160 --> 00:28:22.640 Or the disrespect that John Stewart? And I was just like, if it's 374 00:28:22.799 --> 00:28:26.880 dead Shot a it makes perfect sense that he would say that, though that 375 00:28:26.920 --> 00:28:32.599 you would here's a guy that doesn't play by the rules and sees this other 376 00:28:32.680 --> 00:28:37.920 black man that's basically quote unquote pimp for the government, and he's this all 377 00:28:37.960 --> 00:28:41.319 American guy and he's like, yeah, he's one of the good ones, 378 00:28:41.400 --> 00:28:45.759 essentially calling him like a coon, right, which happens all the time in 379 00:28:45.799 --> 00:28:48.480 real life. I have been called that ship for even just being adjacent over 380 00:28:48.559 --> 00:28:52.720 liking metal and rock music. It didn't bother me, but I'm just I 381 00:28:52.960 --> 00:29:02.599 I it's because yeah, you are. Don't forget the truth of the matter, 382 00:29:02.680 --> 00:29:07.599 right, fair enough? I mean the reason I was, I mean 383 00:29:07.640 --> 00:29:10.400 truthfully, like I was gonna skip this game entirely, like I really had 384 00:29:10.400 --> 00:29:14.000 no interest in it, but like the vitriol around it like made me so 385 00:29:14.119 --> 00:29:17.559 curious because like the thing I don't. I can't think of many things I 386 00:29:17.599 --> 00:29:22.519 dislike more than people like sharing an opinion on something that they have no experience 387 00:29:22.559 --> 00:29:26.240 with, right. You know people who are like, oh, that movie 388 00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:29.680 sucked, and it's like, oh, did you see it? No? 389 00:29:30.480 --> 00:29:33.960 That is my life a nerd. That has been my whole is as a 390 00:29:33.000 --> 00:29:36.519 nerd, my whole life. That is my whole life as a nerd. 391 00:29:36.559 --> 00:29:40.359 Hear people talk shit about characters that I loved for years and they don't know 392 00:29:40.440 --> 00:29:44.839 what the fuck they're talking about. Superman is so fucking stupid. You can 393 00:29:44.880 --> 00:29:47.920 do anyone who's like Superman often doesn't fight people where you can just punched him 394 00:29:47.960 --> 00:29:48.920 to death. He's like, yeah, but you can do all this stuff. 395 00:29:48.920 --> 00:29:51.920 I'm like, you don't even fucking know what you're You don't even know 396 00:29:51.920 --> 00:29:53.519 what you're talking about, and they're just feeling out ship bro. Yeah, 397 00:29:53.519 --> 00:29:59.880 but that's general. But that's a general character opinion about a character that's been 398 00:29:59.880 --> 00:30:03.319 a adapted a million times. Like you could conceivably have somebody who've seen like 399 00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:07.319 every Superman movie but read no comics and feel like and be like, all 400 00:30:07.400 --> 00:30:08.079 right, well, I don't really like Superman. I think he's a little 401 00:30:08.079 --> 00:30:11.960 boring. And that's still a valid opinion because it's not necessarily it's not well, 402 00:30:11.960 --> 00:30:17.079 it's not talking about super No, because it's not talking about every Superman. 403 00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:19.400 It's just Superman as they understand it and they have experience with it. 404 00:30:19.400 --> 00:30:25.680 It's different than like talking about a singular piece of media that like exists and 405 00:30:25.759 --> 00:30:32.559 can be objectively measured that the movies themselves are just adaptations of who that character 406 00:30:32.599 --> 00:30:36.359 is. No, I understand, I understand what you're saying, but but 407 00:30:36.400 --> 00:30:38.240 do you understand that there's a difference between saying yeah, I don't like rock 408 00:30:38.319 --> 00:30:45.720 music versus I don't like this album. That like, you don't have to 409 00:30:45.759 --> 00:30:48.559 hear every single rock song to be like, I don't have I don't like 410 00:30:48.680 --> 00:30:51.799 rock music, and for that to be a valid opinion. It might be 411 00:30:51.880 --> 00:30:55.079 like not as informed an opinion because you haven't listened to enough of it to 412 00:30:55.160 --> 00:30:59.559 maybe form that opinion with a lot of like heft behind it. But it's 413 00:30:59.559 --> 00:31:02.480 different than saying, oh, this album sucks. Oh did you listen to 414 00:31:02.480 --> 00:31:04.599 it? No, you know what I mean. That's that's that's what I'm 415 00:31:04.599 --> 00:31:07.960 talking. I get where he's I get where he's coming from. I think 416 00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:11.960 it's I think I think we're saying I read I know what you're saying. 417 00:31:11.759 --> 00:31:15.400 You know, Yeah, they're both. They're both. They're they're both lazy, 418 00:31:15.480 --> 00:31:18.839 right, But I think it's it's significantly more embarrassing to be like, 419 00:31:18.880 --> 00:31:25.079 Look, I've listened to enough. I'm sure there's a polka song out there 420 00:31:25.160 --> 00:31:30.640 that slaps, but I'm not gonna find You know what, I don't like 421 00:31:30.759 --> 00:31:33.720 polk I'm not gonna find it. I don't, I don't. That's a 422 00:31:33.759 --> 00:31:37.960 tough one. That's a tough one. People like I hate country music, 423 00:31:37.960 --> 00:31:41.720 and I'm like, I feel like that country that's the one right there that 424 00:31:41.839 --> 00:31:47.240 I think universally that country is diverse enough to where there are some bangers Polka 425 00:31:47.359 --> 00:31:48.359 is. Like I was like, you know what, dude, I kind 426 00:31:48.400 --> 00:31:52.279 of want to take that challenge on. I want to see I can find 427 00:31:52.279 --> 00:31:56.160 a Polka songs song. To me, I kind of like it. That's 428 00:31:56.200 --> 00:32:00.920 kind of it's kind of you like that. No no no no no no 429 00:32:00.799 --> 00:32:05.240 no no no no no no no no no no no no no like Benny 430 00:32:05.400 --> 00:32:08.359 Hill much. No, he's talking about the song. He's talking about that 431 00:32:08.440 --> 00:32:15.480 chickens dance, the Rubber Chicken song. No clap clap, clap clap, 432 00:32:16.880 --> 00:32:20.799 that's the Benny Hill theme. No, no, the Benny Hill has been 433 00:32:22.400 --> 00:32:24.079 Oh you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. Yeah. 434 00:32:24.119 --> 00:32:29.519 Yeah, this one is the Uh. It's funny that now that I did 435 00:32:29.559 --> 00:32:31.000 that, now my brain doesn't can't go back to the other way. Yeah, 436 00:32:31.400 --> 00:32:35.160 they sound like weirdly similar, though they don't. No no no no, 437 00:32:35.160 --> 00:32:37.720 no, there there we go, there we go. Yes. Basically, 438 00:32:37.759 --> 00:32:44.160 if you've ever been to a fucking Mexican party, here and so, 439 00:32:45.319 --> 00:32:49.480 I never read. So I've definitely heard that it's not a Mexican song, 440 00:32:49.519 --> 00:32:52.880 but I've heard it a lot of Mexican. Yeah, they just it always 441 00:32:52.880 --> 00:32:57.240 plays for whatever reason. It's always one of those things. I don't think 442 00:32:57.240 --> 00:32:59.880 I've ever heard of the Mexican place before. I know, you, like, 443 00:33:00.039 --> 00:33:02.400 I'm partly gonna say, there's a party, there's a there's a donut 444 00:33:02.440 --> 00:33:07.200 that has this fucking thing and he cleans cooking some fucking meats and then making 445 00:33:07.240 --> 00:33:09.960 tacos and ship the taco guy comes and then for whatever reason, they gotta 446 00:33:09.960 --> 00:33:13.519 do that in the clapping, and I'm about my white wedding. Bro, 447 00:33:13.599 --> 00:33:16.920 I'm having took about my wedding problem. I mean, why not, bro, 448 00:33:17.240 --> 00:33:21.480 me, I was, why don't you have tacos? Hot dogs? 449 00:33:21.480 --> 00:33:22.680 I would just give out hot dogs, you know those s bar ones that 450 00:33:22.720 --> 00:33:30.160 are like fucking probably like thirty cents a dog I would give out. I 451 00:33:30.200 --> 00:33:35.559 would give out donuts. Donuts. Oh my god, the circles only the 452 00:33:36.039 --> 00:33:38.119 middle parts of the doughnuts, a little middle parts of the donut that they 453 00:33:38.160 --> 00:33:42.799 pop out. No, those are those are munchkins or donut holes, Like 454 00:33:43.079 --> 00:33:45.799 donuts are just donuts. Donuts are a small donuts the end. You never 455 00:33:45.839 --> 00:33:50.039 had an intimate's donut donuts. I've never called them donuts. I know what 456 00:33:50.079 --> 00:33:52.400 you mean, but like, yeah, well they're that's what they're called, 457 00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:57.440 Like the little white the little white powdered donut donuts that intimates makes uh shitty 458 00:33:57.480 --> 00:34:01.240 for your wedding dinner. You give it domn that's my wedding dinner. Those 459 00:34:01.279 --> 00:34:05.319 are fire though, man, I like them. But yeah, no, 460 00:34:05.400 --> 00:34:07.599 like I wanted, yeah, I don't know. I just I wanted to 461 00:34:07.719 --> 00:34:12.039 know what the because it's a game that it's it. Look, this is 462 00:34:12.239 --> 00:34:15.280 an important game as far as like the conversation goes, I have to cover 463 00:34:15.320 --> 00:34:17.519 it for for work, and also like if I'm going to criticize it, 464 00:34:17.559 --> 00:34:20.880 I want to know exactly what it is that I'm criticizing. I don't like 465 00:34:20.920 --> 00:34:22.400 a lot of these criticisms that are coming from like, oh, look at 466 00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:25.360 this cut scene that I saw, completely removed from the context of the game, 467 00:34:27.280 --> 00:34:30.239 and therefore like it sucks and it's like it might, but like I 468 00:34:30.599 --> 00:34:32.880 don't know if you can really judge a game like that, like if it 469 00:34:32.920 --> 00:34:36.239 would be like trying it would be like trying to be like, oh, 470 00:34:36.320 --> 00:34:37.920 man, I watched all of BioShock and I didn't get it. It's like, 471 00:34:37.920 --> 00:34:43.199 of course you didn't because you had you You can't get BioShock unless you 472 00:34:43.199 --> 00:34:46.119 play it. And I'm not saying Suicide Squad is BioShock, not even fucking 473 00:34:46.159 --> 00:34:50.559 close, but I think it. I think it's still warrants where it's like, 474 00:34:50.599 --> 00:34:53.519 dude, if you're gonna critique something, you should have at least played 475 00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:57.280 it. Like would you read a review of like a movie from somebody that 476 00:34:58.119 --> 00:35:01.599 watched the trailer and like read about it, you know, you know what's 477 00:35:01.639 --> 00:35:06.519 unfortunately useless review? You know, it's unfortunate. I feel there are so 478 00:35:06.599 --> 00:35:09.480 many lazy ass creators out there that you do shit like that, and I 479 00:35:09.519 --> 00:35:16.079 feel like that when people are getting their fucking opinions from before before the show 480 00:35:16.199 --> 00:35:21.639 started, I was asking, and you know, I came to conclusions my 481 00:35:21.760 --> 00:35:27.840 own, just asking the question that this almost felt worse than the Last of 482 00:35:27.880 --> 00:35:30.719 Us Part two as far as the hysteria. But then I kind of retracted 483 00:35:30.719 --> 00:35:32.599 that, like, I don't think it's at that level, but no, 484 00:35:32.960 --> 00:35:38.920 it's it's I will say some of the criticisms I've seen I think are more 485 00:35:39.000 --> 00:35:45.679 ridiculous than some of the criticisms just because of some like when I saw that 486 00:35:45.239 --> 00:35:49.480 bio thing that I mentioned, like, oh, here's the file, see 487 00:35:49.679 --> 00:35:54.599 that go viral, And I just couldn't believe that people were like genuinely upset 488 00:35:54.639 --> 00:36:00.840 about this and also just implying that, oh it was it was just the 489 00:36:00.880 --> 00:36:04.920 weird. I've never like say, okay, I don't know, man, 490 00:36:05.159 --> 00:36:09.599 I just I can't even explain it, like I remember, you know, 491 00:36:09.679 --> 00:36:14.719 I'm not trying to throw shade at uh Moodahar, but I remember one time 492 00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:19.400 uh h three H three was accused of something. I don't remember what the 493 00:36:19.400 --> 00:36:22.239 fuck it was, but yeah, I made a video went hard in the 494 00:36:22.280 --> 00:36:27.320 pain on him, and then he was like, huh remember the video he 495 00:36:27.360 --> 00:36:29.559 made? Remember that? Yeah, I remember the video. He went hard 496 00:36:29.559 --> 00:36:30.639 on the pain like he normally does, it goes hard on the paint. 497 00:36:30.760 --> 00:36:34.760 But then Ethan was like, yo, I never said this or whatever. 498 00:36:34.880 --> 00:36:37.440 It's that's not even true, Like he made an entire video off of something 499 00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:42.719 that didn't happen. And I feel like that's what's happening right now, where 500 00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:45.679 there's just like that the hate boner, where it's like this is this is 501 00:36:45.719 --> 00:36:50.199 the thing. It's been a while since that's gamers were able to really vent 502 00:36:50.239 --> 00:36:54.039 our frustrations on something, and I'm just seeing it so misplaced where I'm like, 503 00:36:54.039 --> 00:36:59.079 what, I guess I'm not seeing any of that dog Like, I'm 504 00:36:59.159 --> 00:37:00.639 like, I think those are the fact that I'm a comic book person. 505 00:37:01.320 --> 00:37:05.960 So all of us are like not they don't care already already like yo food. 506 00:37:06.119 --> 00:37:08.440 Yeah, Well, the thing is the thing is seeing any of it. 507 00:37:08.559 --> 00:37:12.119 The thing that I don't like is that people are like in my replies, 508 00:37:12.159 --> 00:37:15.760 being like they're angry that I'm even checking it out for myself, you 509 00:37:15.800 --> 00:37:16.079 know what I mean. It's just like, well, first of all, 510 00:37:16.199 --> 00:37:19.840 it is my job to do this, and second of all, it's like 511 00:37:20.039 --> 00:37:22.000 why would you be mad that I'm trying to get a deeper understanding of this 512 00:37:22.039 --> 00:37:25.880 thing, Like you're not going to play it, and you you probably shouldn't, 513 00:37:25.960 --> 00:37:28.760 you know what I mean, Like, it's it's it's you. It's 514 00:37:28.760 --> 00:37:30.320 a seventy dollars fucking game. I have the luxury of being able to like 515 00:37:30.360 --> 00:37:34.239 take one for the team and actually like figure this thing out and see like 516 00:37:34.320 --> 00:37:37.199 what what it is that's wrong with this right as a part of my job, 517 00:37:37.800 --> 00:37:42.239 and so like what's so wrong? I don't I just don't get what 518 00:37:42.320 --> 00:37:45.559 the problem is actually, What's like me actually wanting to know, Like, 519 00:37:45.599 --> 00:37:47.800 Okay, a lot of people are saying this is bad. Let me see 520 00:37:47.840 --> 00:37:51.679 for my own eyes, like what exactly is bad? And I want to 521 00:37:51.719 --> 00:37:54.960 know if there's like a good game in here that got lost along the way, 522 00:37:55.000 --> 00:37:58.599 Like where does it go wrong? Like what specifically is bad about it? 523 00:37:58.639 --> 00:38:01.119 Are there things that are good about it that don't belong in this kind 524 00:38:01.119 --> 00:38:04.960 of design structure? Like I don't know that. I'm curious about that. 525 00:38:05.000 --> 00:38:07.719 Whenever a game like this comes out and it's like super divisive, I'm always 526 00:38:07.760 --> 00:38:09.199 like I have to I have to know what the fuck is going on? 527 00:38:09.400 --> 00:38:13.719 Right, It's like a I was totally gonna skip this thing. I didn't 528 00:38:13.719 --> 00:38:17.559 give a shit. I was totally happy playing Skyrim again and like dedicating all 529 00:38:17.559 --> 00:38:20.119 my time to that. But I was like, I have to know. 530 00:38:20.920 --> 00:38:24.079 I have to know that. He's tweeted out Okay, Yeah, I tweeted 531 00:38:24.079 --> 00:38:30.000 out days ago saying y'all should just work on your backlog, because we all, 532 00:38:30.440 --> 00:38:32.320 if you play games at all, even a little bit, Yeah, 533 00:38:32.400 --> 00:38:37.440 everybody has a fucking backlog. I don't have a backlog anymore, the fun 534 00:38:37.679 --> 00:38:39.320 What do you mean? No, I don't. I don't backlog anymore. 535 00:38:39.400 --> 00:38:43.039 Yeah, then that means you just don't play anything. What the fuck are 536 00:38:43.079 --> 00:38:45.039 you talking about anymore? I think I've played all the games I've been trying 537 00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:47.760 to catch up on. Actually, and you beat every single game, and 538 00:38:47.760 --> 00:38:51.800 you beat them all of them. Yeah, I don't believe that. The 539 00:38:51.880 --> 00:38:55.880 last game. I would say, Uh, open up your fucking Steam library 540 00:38:55.960 --> 00:38:59.480 right now, dead toeros. I haven't showed to you, guys. It 541 00:38:59.559 --> 00:39:04.480 is fucking and I I just twenty game I give about playing twenty games in 542 00:39:04.480 --> 00:39:07.400 your library or something like? What the huge amount? I'm not like because 543 00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:10.039 I don't buy games for no reason, like I don't see a summer sailing 544 00:39:10.079 --> 00:39:14.760 buy games. I don't do that. I just buy games. I know 545 00:39:14.760 --> 00:39:15.559 I'm gonna want to play. But I'll show you, guys. I haven't 546 00:39:15.559 --> 00:39:19.320 streamed right now. No, No, don't do that. Don't say it'll 547 00:39:19.320 --> 00:39:22.119 be complicated. I mean I'm gonna do share. But I mean, I 548 00:39:22.199 --> 00:39:28.360 just how many? How many games are in your Steam library? So okay, 549 00:39:28.360 --> 00:39:31.400 there's sixty four in here, right? Uh huh? The sixty four 550 00:39:31.400 --> 00:39:37.239 in here? I have beat I would say, I'll give an honest one, 551 00:39:37.440 --> 00:39:40.639 two, three, four, Right, well, don't count them out 552 00:39:40.639 --> 00:39:54.199 loud live just figure out listen, okay, two three people fight whatever my 553 00:39:54.320 --> 00:39:59.920 ship is is ridiculous. The amount I would say I beat four. The 554 00:40:00.079 --> 00:40:05.079 I care about playing, I've beat maybe fifty of them that you care about 555 00:40:05.079 --> 00:40:07.239 play, you don't. They don't care about. But you have, yeah, 556 00:40:07.239 --> 00:40:10.360 like I have, fucking I have like anime fucking I have like anime 557 00:40:10.400 --> 00:40:14.760 handtai games on here that people fucking gifted me. And I have fucking like 558 00:40:14.840 --> 00:40:16.639 stupid esses that I played when I was younger that I'm not gonna fucking finish. 559 00:40:16.840 --> 00:40:19.920 Did you did you beat? Uh? Did you beat enter the gungeon? 560 00:40:19.920 --> 00:40:22.320 It says you have entered the dungeon I a while ago. Really, 561 00:40:22.320 --> 00:40:25.400 there's no It says you have no achievements. I've been living in a while 562 00:40:25.400 --> 00:40:28.760 ago. I might not have played on this console. Might have played on 563 00:40:28.800 --> 00:40:31.079 the switch m Okay, so that's how you get around the money, Okay, 564 00:40:31.119 --> 00:40:36.360 not on st do you have? Are you interested in playing Dragon Dogs 565 00:40:36.519 --> 00:40:38.960 two? Yeah, Dragon's Dogma two. I don't know if I'm going to 566 00:40:39.000 --> 00:40:42.159 get the first one. The first one looks kind of janky. I'm gonna 567 00:40:42.159 --> 00:40:45.079 get too though. I'm gonna get to for sure. It's I mean, 568 00:40:45.119 --> 00:40:50.199 it's definitely gonna be extremely superior, but it's it's a fucking good game, 569 00:40:50.280 --> 00:40:52.840 man. I mean, now, to be fair, I haven't played it 570 00:40:52.880 --> 00:40:58.719 probably since twenty thirteen, so I had I had a fantastic time playing it, 571 00:40:58.760 --> 00:41:00.639 and I do have it on Steam. I have it on Steam, 572 00:41:00.679 --> 00:41:05.119 so I want to play. I'm gonna play it again this month, just 573 00:41:05.119 --> 00:41:07.119 just to you know, have a feel for it again. I was gonna 574 00:41:07.159 --> 00:41:10.320 buy. You couldn't suck anyone. You couldn't suck anyone like It's It's the 575 00:41:10.360 --> 00:41:16.079 one thing that I'm like, come on, guys, every trope is in 576 00:41:16.119 --> 00:41:22.159 there except for Romance, and that pissed me off. I'm like, kingson, 577 00:41:22.159 --> 00:41:24.960 why do you have all these Hendi games? I only have. I 578 00:41:25.000 --> 00:41:30.920 only have four, and I did not buy them more than I have. 579 00:41:31.039 --> 00:41:36.599 Brother. If I bought them and I really own them for myself, I 580 00:41:36.599 --> 00:41:38.280 would just say I got them, like I'm not ashamed. No, I 581 00:41:38.320 --> 00:41:44.119 know, it's not would that I was gifted so many and I was like 582 00:41:44.199 --> 00:41:47.480 why, Yeah, I got like fibbage and ship, I got like fucking 583 00:41:47.559 --> 00:41:52.440 Gary's mount on here, I got fucking garyn high am I in which I 584 00:41:52.480 --> 00:42:01.159 beat so long ago? Where meat boxing? Where'd you beat hoighline my PC? 585 00:42:01.320 --> 00:42:06.639 A long time ago? It says you have no chief back in the 586 00:42:06.679 --> 00:42:08.639 year A long time ago, Like it says, you know, it's a 587 00:42:08.639 --> 00:42:14.639 different accountant, not on this account, no different a different account. This 588 00:42:14.679 --> 00:42:17.159 is starting to get me long. I'd be hollowing me a lot. You 589 00:42:17.199 --> 00:42:21.880 had a different Steam accout Why would you ever have a different Steam account? 590 00:42:22.199 --> 00:42:24.280 Because I had different emails over my life and then then when you get locked 591 00:42:24.280 --> 00:42:28.079 out of email, like fuck, well whatever, because I started the Steam 592 00:42:28.079 --> 00:42:30.800 account when I got this PC because I didn't have a means of using my 593 00:42:30.880 --> 00:42:37.599 other Steam account but a couple of years ago. Yeah, this team count 594 00:42:37.639 --> 00:42:42.079 is pretty new because it's Kingston Jamison. My other cocount was like what like 595 00:42:42.280 --> 00:42:45.920 dragon A something like a long time ago, like a long while ago. 596 00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:49.480 So now PC could really play games until I got this one. How many 597 00:42:49.480 --> 00:42:52.039 games did you buy on that old account? Yeah, now I'm curious about 598 00:42:52.039 --> 00:42:57.480 that, like maybe like maybe like I don't know, maybe like Lego Indiana 599 00:42:57.519 --> 00:43:01.840 Jones or some ship and like maybe like three other games because was so bad. 600 00:43:01.840 --> 00:43:05.199 It was a house computer that was not meant to play video games at 601 00:43:05.239 --> 00:43:07.960 all. I guess. I guess. I just think like if I've ever 602 00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:09.159 a game. I guess for me, I think like if I've ever spent 603 00:43:09.199 --> 00:43:12.960 money on an account, like I would get that account back, you know, 604 00:43:14.119 --> 00:43:17.639 it was not worth it, because I've had my seam account since two 605 00:43:17.639 --> 00:43:21.480 thousand and nine that is relatively new, and this one is like maybe like 606 00:43:21.519 --> 00:43:27.440 twenty seventeen, sixteen. All right, yeah, whatever, fair enough, 607 00:43:27.480 --> 00:43:30.559 I guess. Yeah, I have a lot of games. I have a 608 00:43:30.599 --> 00:43:35.559 lot of games. I have a lot of games that I play for sons, 609 00:43:36.079 --> 00:43:40.000 midnight suns in a minute, sons, and I think that's really it. 610 00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:45.400 I have a lot of games that maybe in another game, so you 611 00:43:45.800 --> 00:43:49.760 star, there you go, that's it, she starts, I have to 612 00:43:49.760 --> 00:43:52.440 finish. Yeah, I don't know. I have a lot of games like 613 00:43:52.480 --> 00:43:55.679 I play a little bit usually, like I don't know, Like I'll play 614 00:43:55.679 --> 00:43:58.440 games like this interests me, and then I'll play it for a little bit 615 00:43:58.440 --> 00:44:00.239 and then I'll be like this doesn't have likes, and then I'll like put 616 00:44:00.280 --> 00:44:06.199 it down either forever or until I like feel like it's been enough time for 617 00:44:06.199 --> 00:44:07.559 me, Tom like, all right, let me go back to it. 618 00:44:07.639 --> 00:44:10.360 That been with red Redemption one, Like I never Actually I still don't think 619 00:44:10.360 --> 00:44:13.440 I finished that Redemption one. I just think I know how it ends, 620 00:44:13.440 --> 00:44:17.000 so like that's kind of deflated my desire to finish it. But I played 621 00:44:17.000 --> 00:44:20.440 it. The first time, I played for like five hours, and I 622 00:44:20.480 --> 00:44:22.400 was like, I'm not feeling this. And the second time I played, 623 00:44:22.440 --> 00:44:25.280 I played it for like fifteen I'm going to put that game down. I 624 00:44:25.320 --> 00:44:30.039 could not put that game down. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't care 625 00:44:30.039 --> 00:44:31.960 about it. I don't know this game is amazing. I have way too. 626 00:44:32.000 --> 00:44:36.800 I didn't really I didn't really like Rockstar. I don't buy games like 627 00:44:36.840 --> 00:44:38.119 that, honestly. Like I buy, I buy new games, but I 628 00:44:38.159 --> 00:44:40.519 don't really buy a lot of games. I don't see games coming. Like 629 00:44:40.559 --> 00:44:43.400 if I go to see MESSI a summer say, I'm like I look at 630 00:44:43.440 --> 00:44:45.960 the games, I'm like, oh I don't want to hear this. I'm 631 00:44:45.960 --> 00:44:47.599 not gonna play it, and then that's it. See for me, I 632 00:44:47.599 --> 00:44:52.119 look at it like games. Yeah, but yeah that makes sense. Well, 633 00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:54.360 because I look at it, it's like these are games that I probably 634 00:44:54.440 --> 00:44:57.320 I look at a games. Sometimes I'm like, that's a game I should 635 00:44:57.360 --> 00:44:59.360 have, ye know what I mean, Like, that's it. That's a 636 00:44:59.400 --> 00:45:01.320 game that I should own. Like I look at like the Metro series. 637 00:45:01.760 --> 00:45:04.760 I look at I look at like the Metro games. I'm like, I 638 00:45:04.760 --> 00:45:07.639 should I should own those because at some point I'm gonna have I should play 639 00:45:07.639 --> 00:45:10.719 those. I bottom they're they're they're all our dollars. A little while ago, 640 00:45:12.480 --> 00:45:17.239 Yeah, there were It's like, yeah, it's like Highway three. 641 00:45:19.199 --> 00:45:22.000 Yeah, I played a I think I think I think the Last Light on 642 00:45:22.079 --> 00:45:23.679 PS three. That was the thing. At the State of Play. They 643 00:45:23.719 --> 00:45:30.000 had Metro and everybody was like, oh man, a new Metro game. 644 00:45:30.000 --> 00:45:30.840 But it's like, oh it's VR, And I'm like I get that, 645 00:45:30.880 --> 00:45:32.840 Like I get why that's disappointing, but at the same time, like, 646 00:45:32.920 --> 00:45:37.119 I that's so that's like a perfect like I can't think of a better Like 647 00:45:37.079 --> 00:45:42.679 I'm pretty cool world. Like VR and Metro work really really well together, 648 00:45:42.960 --> 00:45:45.519 I think, because like it's the whole, like the putting the mask on 649 00:45:45.639 --> 00:45:47.760 and like the whole like checking your watch and cleaning it. Like it's just 650 00:45:47.800 --> 00:45:51.719 like that's perfect VR. And then they had that other one where you were 651 00:45:52.320 --> 00:45:54.480 some guy was like grabbing a skeleton by the fucking throat and punching it in 652 00:45:54.480 --> 00:45:58.400 the head A million times. It's like, this is sick, sick, 653 00:45:58.440 --> 00:46:00.800 whatever this is. I love, like right now looking there's nothing I want 654 00:46:00.880 --> 00:46:04.199 on here, and I'm like looking through it. Oh yeah, no, 655 00:46:04.239 --> 00:46:07.199 I have everything that I want. Yeah, I think. But me, 656 00:46:08.239 --> 00:46:10.280 I've held off on a lot of things because I just know that I'm not 657 00:46:10.320 --> 00:46:14.480 gonna get it. But then when it becomes under five dollars, I grab 658 00:46:14.519 --> 00:46:19.360 it. Like like, I haven't played a Division two. I never played 659 00:46:19.400 --> 00:46:21.199 the bat. I have Battlefield one that I was like, oh, I 660 00:46:21.199 --> 00:46:24.559 want to play Battlefold. I never played it. I just completely skipped it. 661 00:46:23.760 --> 00:46:28.800 Uh that was good. Was good. I'm sure it was. Man, 662 00:46:28.880 --> 00:46:31.280 And it's just like I get I want to This is what happens actually 663 00:46:31.360 --> 00:46:36.599 with a lot of these games. The file is so large that I don't 664 00:46:36.639 --> 00:46:38.920 even want to wait like the twenty or whatever minutes to install it. IM 665 00:46:38.920 --> 00:46:40.519 It's just like, fuck it. I just want to play what I have 666 00:46:40.599 --> 00:46:45.320 installed already. I know I easily could just installed the night before or anything 667 00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:47.000 like that, but I'm an idiot. I know what you mean. That's 668 00:46:47.000 --> 00:46:50.000 the same thing that's happening to me right now. Like they just came out 669 00:46:50.039 --> 00:46:52.599 with like the file size for Final Fantasy seven Remake Part two or whatever, 670 00:46:53.079 --> 00:47:00.159 and it's one hundred and forty five games. Yes, that's all, that's 671 00:47:00.199 --> 00:47:05.920 all. That's large, that's all. You know, how you know how 672 00:47:06.159 --> 00:47:09.960 Big Destiny is the Kingston Destiny has been going on all that for ten years. 673 00:47:09.960 --> 00:47:17.760 Expansions, that's all the expansions. A big game on what you call 674 00:47:17.800 --> 00:47:22.679 it under the huge game too, that would never come out that big imagine 675 00:47:22.719 --> 00:47:29.519 like that's not that's not who codd Call Duty has the same problem. It's 676 00:47:29.599 --> 00:47:32.599 it's it's ridiculous. They don't compress anything. They don't compress their audio. 677 00:47:32.599 --> 00:47:36.480 That's their problem is that they just have like these like uncompressed audio files and 678 00:47:36.480 --> 00:47:38.199 so like oh yeah, new Call Duty is gonna be one hundred and twenty 679 00:47:38.239 --> 00:47:45.519 gigs. It's like, why you can't I don't want to right now using 680 00:47:45.599 --> 00:47:46.480 my steam deck right so I'm trying to get games that are good on the 681 00:47:46.519 --> 00:47:52.159 steam deck m that I've never played before. Far Cry five never touched it. 682 00:47:53.320 --> 00:47:55.519 There's, like I said, so I'm hearing right now that like how 683 00:47:55.559 --> 00:48:01.320 would like she's good on a steam deck that I can imagine to be good. 684 00:48:01.320 --> 00:48:04.559 Elder Ring is good. I don't believe that. I can't believe that 685 00:48:04.920 --> 00:48:08.559 is back. It is actually pretty good. My brain was not letting me 686 00:48:08.599 --> 00:48:13.800 believe this. It is actually thirty gigs or something. Yeah, it's like 687 00:48:13.840 --> 00:48:17.039 forty gig at all. Like, it's like pretty small. I might play 688 00:48:17.760 --> 00:48:20.840 the things. I might play Ari four, but I played Alright four so 689 00:48:20.920 --> 00:48:22.559 much on you know it still trust me out. Second, Oh, is 690 00:48:22.960 --> 00:48:29.039 like fifteen gigs. I know it like bothers me how small it is. 691 00:48:29.039 --> 00:48:32.320 They're like, wait, really it's clinical When I played it, it does. 692 00:48:32.760 --> 00:48:36.559 It's so a short game too when you think about it. Second is 693 00:48:36.599 --> 00:48:39.400 really short. Yeah, it's deceptive. I don't know, it's just deceptively. 694 00:48:39.440 --> 00:48:42.920 I felt fine, but when I look at it, how the fuck 695 00:48:42.960 --> 00:48:46.320 is this fifty gigs? I have dude, Dragon's Dogma for example, is 696 00:48:46.360 --> 00:48:52.440 twenty gigs. Games yes, Second, Securo secu row is like I have 697 00:48:52.519 --> 00:48:55.920 that installed on my console and I will never get rid of it because it's 698 00:48:55.960 --> 00:48:59.920 just so like affordable for the hard drive, you know what I mean. 699 00:49:00.000 --> 00:49:01.559 It's just like, oh, well, like I wouldn't even gain much of 700 00:49:01.599 --> 00:49:08.800 anything by deleting Securo and it's nice to happen, right, but there's nothing. 701 00:49:09.000 --> 00:49:13.920 My god, I never beat the phantom pain. I forgot. I 702 00:49:14.000 --> 00:49:19.679 forgot to beat the fandom pain I heard. Yeah, I don't know, 703 00:49:19.719 --> 00:49:22.280 I gotta forgot. Don't know what the hell were we talking about? Do 704 00:49:22.360 --> 00:49:24.559 we have something else to talk about before we got into this tangent? I 705 00:49:24.599 --> 00:49:31.280 feel like there was something else, but I don't really not nothing it I 706 00:49:31.280 --> 00:49:35.639 I think we go whatever we covered all that ship. I did want to 707 00:49:35.639 --> 00:49:43.360 ask you guys about on air if that's the right terminology. Uh, it's 708 00:49:43.960 --> 00:49:47.320 the next gay cover. It's been a while. It's been oh yeah, 709 00:49:47.519 --> 00:49:52.280 a while since we've done anything gay. I want to get your guys thoughts. 710 00:49:52.760 --> 00:49:55.840 My my Jojo was watching a Laddin the other day and I was like, 711 00:49:55.880 --> 00:49:59.880 I don't know, I felt like the whole New World could there's really 712 00:50:00.039 --> 00:50:02.360 some uh, some magic can be worked in there because of how like it's 713 00:50:02.360 --> 00:50:06.840 just a very suck. I just want to ask you guys about it, 714 00:50:06.960 --> 00:50:09.719 or if you had any thoughts in your heads about anything. I don't know. 715 00:50:12.039 --> 00:50:14.559 I was thinking of something simple, and to me, it was like 716 00:50:14.800 --> 00:50:16.440 such a simple song with barely any lyrics and it I was like, oh, 717 00:50:16.440 --> 00:50:20.360 this would be pretty easy. So it was just something that I wanted 718 00:50:20.400 --> 00:50:24.199 to bring up and maybe cook, and then we delivered on the next I 719 00:50:24.440 --> 00:50:30.519 did think about recently. I have a lyric already from that if if we 720 00:50:30.599 --> 00:50:35.440 if we took wake me Up, wake me Up? Wake what was that 721 00:50:35.559 --> 00:50:42.800 song? In essence? Wake me up? Is that inside? Is that 722 00:50:42.840 --> 00:50:46.239 song? Why? Why it's not called that? It's not called wake me 723 00:50:46.360 --> 00:50:54.039 up? And there's no way save me from the something be come? What 724 00:50:54.079 --> 00:51:00.400 the fuck is it? Why is this? Are we collectively forgetting? Don't 725 00:51:00.519 --> 00:51:01.480 don't look it up. Don't look it up, don't look we have we 726 00:51:01.519 --> 00:51:05.400 have to use our brain powers and discover it. We have to get it 727 00:51:05.440 --> 00:51:10.719 from our No, don't right now because I don't care. It's a loser, 728 00:51:10.800 --> 00:51:16.880 doesn't like to participate. Okay, let's see if you guys figure it 729 00:51:16.880 --> 00:51:22.679 out. That song is called it's not called the it's not it's I don't 730 00:51:22.719 --> 00:51:30.559 think they say the name in the in the song wake me up, bring 731 00:51:30.599 --> 00:51:36.599 me to life, bring me to life, to life, me to life. 732 00:51:36.840 --> 00:51:40.519 I've been living a lie. There's nothing I feel like. I feel 733 00:51:40.239 --> 00:51:47.519 like one that would be a suck my cock. That's something I want. 734 00:51:47.760 --> 00:51:55.679 I want fuck my butt, I want but I want to funk but fuck 735 00:51:55.920 --> 00:52:04.519 me into I can. I like the idea of it just being chopped like 736 00:52:04.719 --> 00:52:07.440 uh, it's not even grammatically correct, and where he's like fuck my butt 737 00:52:07.480 --> 00:52:16.280 and then I want fuck but fu but fuck my ass inside. I want 738 00:52:17.559 --> 00:52:22.000 spang there's something there. I think, like, I feel like there's something 739 00:52:22.039 --> 00:52:27.079 in spurm my brain and yeah, yeah we can. Yeah you know I 740 00:52:27.159 --> 00:52:34.000 like that. Yeah, let's do let's do me with this. Come Yeah 741 00:52:34.039 --> 00:52:37.159 that's too good. Yeah, yeah we'll do Wait, yeah, bring me 742 00:52:37.239 --> 00:52:38.599 to life. I was just about to say, wait people, yeah, 743 00:52:38.760 --> 00:52:44.239 bring me, bring me to life would be fun. That's uh, yeah, 744 00:52:44.480 --> 00:52:47.880 that's okay. Yeah we can do that. That's gonna there's a lot. 745 00:52:47.920 --> 00:52:52.639 I think there's a lot of that fucking. There's a lot of words 746 00:52:52.679 --> 00:52:57.719 in that bridge that I feel like it's could be fun. It'll be fun 747 00:52:57.760 --> 00:53:00.320 to figure out though. I mean, dude, if you figure out benches 748 00:53:00.360 --> 00:53:02.239 wrapped in a very limited amount of time, I'm sure the three of us 749 00:53:02.280 --> 00:53:07.920 can figure out that bring me to life bridge. Yeah. It's yeah, 750 00:53:08.000 --> 00:53:12.440 Like I mean to be fair, it's when when I'm in the zone, 751 00:53:12.559 --> 00:53:15.320 I could just you know, like I'm not. If I'm in the zone, 752 00:53:15.320 --> 00:53:20.239 I could knock something out really fast. But if I'm just fucking with 753 00:53:20.320 --> 00:53:24.039 my friends, it's it's it's a different where, you know, you can't 754 00:53:24.079 --> 00:53:29.599 just ignore everything on the outside and just fucking focus on like you know what 755 00:53:29.639 --> 00:53:30.960 I mean. So, but yeah, we'll fucking do it. We'll do 756 00:53:31.000 --> 00:53:35.360 it. That's that's the next one. That's the next one. Yeah, 757 00:53:35.400 --> 00:53:38.519 all right, let's let's put on some questions then from our from our patrons 758 00:53:38.559 --> 00:53:42.000 over at patreon dot com slashes snart tank. Remember you can support its over 759 00:53:42.000 --> 00:53:45.960 there at patreon dot com slash a snark tank. Five dollars gets you your 760 00:53:45.039 --> 00:53:49.159 questions right on the show, or it gives you the opportunity like some of 761 00:53:49.199 --> 00:53:52.360 you like, here's the thing some of you write in questions. This is 762 00:53:52.400 --> 00:54:00.880 the most highly voted question on the On the February question thread from young Jedi 763 00:54:00.000 --> 00:54:08.400 seven to seven two, he says, men's butt discuss. Oh that's it. 764 00:54:09.039 --> 00:54:12.079 I know who that I know Young Jedi is too. I know who 765 00:54:12.119 --> 00:54:15.280 that person is. What do you know that person got the people? I 766 00:54:15.320 --> 00:54:17.480 know I know who Young Jedi isa. I mean proper I know him. 767 00:54:17.639 --> 00:54:22.519 He's well, he used to be on my discord. He's a fucking goode. 768 00:54:22.679 --> 00:54:27.239 He's well too. He's actually youngest, he's like, no older than 769 00:54:27.280 --> 00:54:30.039 fifteen. I'm sure whoa kids? You know? Children? Kids in your 770 00:54:30.039 --> 00:54:37.199 fucking discord. This dad's kids in his discord. I wouldn't even I wouldn't 771 00:54:37.199 --> 00:54:39.119 even. Great. Now we have to now, we gotta now, we 772 00:54:39.199 --> 00:54:44.000 gotta cancel the kings. This is the way we live in now though, 773 00:54:44.000 --> 00:54:45.599 that is where we're living now. We gotta be be weary and nigga, 774 00:54:45.599 --> 00:54:47.400 who the fuck? Who? No, no, no, no, look 775 00:54:47.440 --> 00:54:53.760 at look at let's let's be let's be one hundred with this. Your fucking 776 00:54:53.840 --> 00:54:57.800 friends. Hey, let's all go with the movies, all right, cool, 777 00:54:57.920 --> 00:55:01.559 fucking thirteen year old, let's go. That's not my cousin or brother 778 00:55:01.800 --> 00:55:06.639 or somebody in my family. It's just still. It's like, it's not. 779 00:55:06.840 --> 00:55:08.880 It's different. No, if you, if you're going different, and 780 00:55:08.880 --> 00:55:12.480 if you if you regularly go on discord, right and you open up a 781 00:55:12.480 --> 00:55:14.719 link, right, like here's my discord, right as a content creator, 782 00:55:14.760 --> 00:55:16.239 right, like a creator, right, you go there and there are people 783 00:55:16.320 --> 00:55:19.880 there that are at a certain age, right, I didn't invite them there. 784 00:55:20.519 --> 00:55:22.679 I hate that argument they gathered there. You're you're you're, you're you're 785 00:55:23.079 --> 00:55:30.519 you know, you're just you are you are you are you are you are 786 00:55:30.119 --> 00:55:35.159 you're like you're just that's like, right, hey, I said eighteen plus 787 00:55:35.239 --> 00:55:38.000 as if everyone's gonna fucking listen, like it's like you got well either you 788 00:55:38.079 --> 00:55:40.400 know what I'm saying, it's well, you have no control who comes in 789 00:55:40.440 --> 00:55:44.519 there still, uh who comes from? So here, here's my here, 790 00:55:44.639 --> 00:55:47.480 I'm gonna look at I'm, I'm I'm. I'm just gonna say, I'm 791 00:55:47.519 --> 00:55:52.320 not even telling people to do this, but just from my opinion, I've 792 00:55:52.360 --> 00:55:54.880 seen way too many weird things happen discord. So I nuked mine. I 793 00:55:55.000 --> 00:55:58.960 just I just this is just me personally. I'm not even telling people to 794 00:55:59.000 --> 00:56:02.119 don't even going mind, it was just it was just I saw too many 795 00:56:02.239 --> 00:56:07.679 things that I was like, Luckily in the snark taking discord, I think 796 00:56:07.679 --> 00:56:12.880 people do a really good job with curating, like as far as like no, 797 00:56:13.880 --> 00:56:15.519 like I went into there was a not safe for work section the last 798 00:56:15.559 --> 00:56:21.320 time I looked in there, and like it was just stupid bullshit HINTI of 799 00:56:21.400 --> 00:56:22.719 course, but I was like, all right, cool, We're fine. 800 00:56:23.199 --> 00:56:27.039 It wasn't like anything insane or whatever, so I was like, all right, 801 00:56:27.079 --> 00:56:30.519 fair enough. So it's like one of those things where but if I 802 00:56:30.599 --> 00:56:32.760 saw anything like too crazy, I'd be like, dude, we gotta have 803 00:56:32.800 --> 00:56:40.480 to shut it down because unfortunately people, you know, stupid people for everybody, 804 00:56:40.760 --> 00:56:44.320 Like people can't be trusted. Yeah, people can't be trusting it in 805 00:56:44.639 --> 00:56:50.000 groups because there's always some stupid guy who's gonna ruin everything. Like we look 806 00:56:50.360 --> 00:56:55.719 realistically, if you drive, if you drive a car, you speed. 807 00:56:58.480 --> 00:57:01.480 You speed. You're not supposed to. Of course, there's signs that tell 808 00:57:01.519 --> 00:57:07.199 you not to. There's a lot of you know, there's a potential threat 809 00:57:07.840 --> 00:57:13.920 of consequences if you get caught doing it. But people do it anyway. 810 00:57:14.719 --> 00:57:19.079 Everyone everyone with a car, unless they're like sixty five or traumatized, you 811 00:57:19.159 --> 00:57:21.199 know what I mean. Like, if you're an old person, you're driving 812 00:57:21.239 --> 00:57:22.480 slow, if you've been in a car crash, you're probably never gonna speed 813 00:57:22.519 --> 00:57:27.719 again. But most people you're gonna be like, ah, sixty five really 814 00:57:27.840 --> 00:57:34.280 means seventy seven, Like realistically, like come on, what's the big difference. 815 00:57:34.440 --> 00:57:36.159 And that's kind of what happens where it's like, yeah, you have 816 00:57:36.199 --> 00:57:37.800 a discord and you know how. You know, most people know how they 817 00:57:37.840 --> 00:57:44.199 should act, but someone's always gonna push things a little bit too much. 818 00:57:44.280 --> 00:57:47.559 There's that one nigga that's going fucking one oh five in a SI. You're 819 00:57:47.599 --> 00:57:51.440 like, God, damn it, dude, that's the thing that that's what 820 00:57:51.559 --> 00:57:53.559 pisses me off to It's it's never you know what pisses me off about those 821 00:57:53.599 --> 00:57:57.239 people? The people who like drive like, oh yeah, I'm gonna go 822 00:57:57.320 --> 00:58:00.599 one hundred and twelve. They're not the people who get pulled over. Yeah, 823 00:58:01.280 --> 00:58:02.800 there are not the people who get pulled over for speeding. You know 824 00:58:02.840 --> 00:58:06.480 who gets pulled over for speeding? The guy who goes ten to eleven miles 825 00:58:06.519 --> 00:58:09.679 over the speed limit. Yeah, because they're slow enough for the police to 826 00:58:09.719 --> 00:58:14.639 catch exactly exactly the kin don't want to deal with that other dude. I 827 00:58:14.639 --> 00:58:17.960 can get this guy. The guy fucking trying to break fucking transcend, trying 828 00:58:17.960 --> 00:58:22.400 to Marty McFly into the past. Never get it makes me so mad because 829 00:58:22.400 --> 00:58:27.079 it makes me feel like, it makes me feel like the cops would respect 830 00:58:27.159 --> 00:58:30.320 me if I just broke the law more than I am. You know what 831 00:58:30.360 --> 00:58:32.840 I mean, like if I just if I just committed to the crime that 832 00:58:32.880 --> 00:58:39.519 I'm committing, then then maybe I would be left alone. Yeah, infuriates 833 00:58:39.559 --> 00:58:44.760 me. That's our that's our discussion. That's our that's our that's our discussion 834 00:58:44.800 --> 00:58:49.159 on our man. But yeah, love them, love them, and shout 835 00:58:49.199 --> 00:58:52.159 out to the young Shout out young boy, I don't, I don't, 836 00:58:52.199 --> 00:58:57.760 I don't give Also shout out fucking what's his name? Shout out Maximore Redakin 837 00:58:58.000 --> 00:59:00.360 for dealing with our discord. I know, tell you sometimes we got to 838 00:59:00.400 --> 00:59:04.800 get in there and we got we have to set aside. That's like I'm 839 00:59:04.840 --> 00:59:07.360 gonna, you know, this week, I'm gonna pop in there because I 840 00:59:07.400 --> 00:59:08.480 feel like I just have to. At this point, we've been ignoring that. 841 00:59:10.519 --> 00:59:14.920 It has been a lot of jumped a few times. It's been a 842 00:59:15.000 --> 00:59:17.599 lot. I every once, well I'll post something, but it's been a 843 00:59:17.639 --> 00:59:22.480 long time since I've done any like voice chat or anything like that. I 844 00:59:22.599 --> 00:59:25.039 say, well, look, we'll we'll figure out. We'll figure something out 845 00:59:25.119 --> 00:59:28.599 right as far as you can get in this week. We'll talk about it 846 00:59:29.320 --> 00:59:35.440 behind the scenes and make it more you know. Yeah, we'll interact with 847 00:59:35.519 --> 00:59:37.719 it, even just even just for like a little bit. You know, 848 00:59:37.760 --> 00:59:43.239 it's not that is not going for that much money, No way, Kingston's 849 00:59:43.320 --> 00:59:47.719 online shot show. So I went to I went to Vandyke card Fest right 850 00:59:49.119 --> 00:59:52.519 for the digitimon Nationals and I got a one piece card that's worth like four 851 00:59:52.599 --> 00:59:57.920 hundred dollars. I didn't buy it, it was just given to me selling 852 00:59:58.000 --> 01:00:07.000 it. Dude, the sun, the sun does wonder for the kings in 853 01:00:07.079 --> 01:00:09.280 Are you can? You can? You can? You can? You just 854 01:00:09.360 --> 01:00:13.719 admit to me that you lied about the curtains. No, I swear I 855 01:00:13.760 --> 01:00:16.119 got curtains. Are you getting them delivered? By That's what it is? 856 01:00:19.000 --> 01:00:22.199 Like? Who the fuck is delivered? Like? I feel like Ali and 857 01:00:23.039 --> 01:00:29.079 the Thieves delivery over the weekend. What watch I'm gonna get on you? 858 01:00:29.440 --> 01:00:30.199 Okay, Well he has curtains. I'm like, yes, I know, 859 01:00:30.280 --> 01:00:34.679 I ordered them and they got here. Dude, I think you ordered them 860 01:00:34.719 --> 01:00:37.800 two weeks ago. It's not been two weeks. I think it's been literally, 861 01:00:38.119 --> 01:00:44.559 it's been several episodes last time it's been. It's been the last time 862 01:00:44.599 --> 01:00:49.800 we recorded last week and I ordered them. Okay, I need a time 863 01:00:49.920 --> 01:00:53.039 snook because I feel like it's been way longer. It's been kingson. You 864 01:00:53.239 --> 01:00:58.239 ordered them, you said you ordered those, You said you order those curtains. 865 01:00:58.559 --> 01:01:02.360 In twenty eleven, you said you ordered these these curtains. And it 866 01:01:02.480 --> 01:01:10.800 has been junior year high school. I'm curtains right now, guys. All 867 01:01:10.880 --> 01:01:15.360 right, let's uh, let's do everything. But what I'm doing right now, 868 01:01:15.199 --> 01:01:20.079 nigga, I would have It's still it was still a point where I 869 01:01:20.800 --> 01:01:25.840 seriously considered sending you curtains one day shipping on Amazon, just to have I 870 01:01:25.880 --> 01:01:30.800 don't want in place amazons. Yeah. See, here's your fucking problem. 871 01:01:30.559 --> 01:01:32.360 Here's here, here's your problem. Though. Look at I'm gonna call you 872 01:01:32.400 --> 01:01:37.039 out right now. This is your job, bitch, bitch, I understand 873 01:01:37.920 --> 01:01:43.480 any we moved it. No, no, no, no. So here's 874 01:01:43.480 --> 01:01:45.800 the thing you keep You're trying to keep your eyes out of the sun, 875 01:01:45.880 --> 01:01:49.800 which keeps you further away from the fucking mic. And it's like, bro, 876 01:01:50.239 --> 01:01:52.679 the amount of times we told you to get closer to the mic is 877 01:01:52.679 --> 01:01:57.440 absurd. I'm calling you out live, sir. This is your job. 878 01:01:58.719 --> 01:02:00.480 And it's like, hey, could you get some curtains please? And you're 879 01:02:00.519 --> 01:02:04.760 like yeah, And then fucking weeks later, I'm not even talking about the 880 01:02:04.800 --> 01:02:07.440 ordering things. We've been talking about the ship for weeks. You could have 881 01:02:07.559 --> 01:02:09.960 just gotten some shitty curtains in the meantime while you got some good ones. 882 01:02:12.400 --> 01:02:20.719 You could have done that courtesy to us. If you think I'm trying to 883 01:02:20.920 --> 01:02:24.360 keep the sun out of my eyes for my eye's sake, that is crazy, 884 01:02:25.159 --> 01:02:30.599 so damaged. I'm looking at the sun right now and I feel fine. 885 01:02:30.920 --> 01:02:39.280 You are of the shade being directly just before you like your eyes like 886 01:02:39.400 --> 01:02:43.920 that is literally normally you're station now. This is this is the state of 887 01:02:44.840 --> 01:02:49.199 I will sing you screenshot to I edit the podcast. You're sitting normally right 888 01:02:49.280 --> 01:02:52.679 before your eyes get in the sun. It is strategic. This is my 889 01:02:52.960 --> 01:02:55.519 this is the state of rest for my chair regularly naturally if like, if 890 01:02:55.519 --> 01:03:01.760 I'm sitting in my chair right the state of rest, it changes nothing, 891 01:03:04.480 --> 01:03:07.920 like you know what changes You sound amazing on the mic. Yeah, it's 892 01:03:07.920 --> 01:03:12.719 not great on the mic right here, that's it. My eyes don't feel 893 01:03:12.760 --> 01:03:15.360 any different. What about the solution, What about the solution? What about 894 01:03:15.360 --> 01:03:22.239 the solution? Mhm, yeah, I thought about that too, because sometimes 895 01:03:22.280 --> 01:03:27.119 I just why not just why not just sit back in the shade so it 896 01:03:27.119 --> 01:03:29.079 doesn't get in your eyes, but the mic is still in front of you. 897 01:03:30.440 --> 01:03:31.559 I think I want to get an arm. I should have gotten an 898 01:03:31.639 --> 01:03:34.599 arm, but there you don't have an arm. I thought you had an 899 01:03:34.679 --> 01:03:39.639 arm I had because let's stand wait, why did you get rid of them? 900 01:03:39.800 --> 01:03:43.920 Wait? Why you? My god? I don't know I had an 901 01:03:44.039 --> 01:03:45.639 arm before, but it was like if for some reason the one I had 902 01:03:45.840 --> 01:03:50.039 was not had like strong enough to support the weight of the fucking mic. 903 01:03:50.440 --> 01:03:54.880 Prop it did I give you one the one you gave me from before. 904 01:03:55.440 --> 01:04:00.280 It's like you already infused with a wire that's and it's like it's a weird 905 01:04:00.360 --> 01:04:03.440 way. I'm like, why is it already a wire? And I tried 906 01:04:03.480 --> 01:04:06.119 to take it out and it just wasn't coming out. So I have that 907 01:04:06.199 --> 01:04:11.559 one in my closet right now. Oh huh. But I think the arms 908 01:04:11.599 --> 01:04:14.039 I find here it's so fucking cheap. I'm like, I guess I was 909 01:04:14.079 --> 01:04:18.239 gonna stand. No, the arm is the arm is important for this reason, 910 01:04:18.639 --> 01:04:23.920 like for for this reason it's twenty it's because it's because that works well 911 01:04:24.039 --> 01:04:29.280 naturally naturally when you're recording, it's just you're naturally gonna want to shift a 912 01:04:29.280 --> 01:04:30.480 little bit if you're sitting in one place for a long time, you're gonna 913 01:04:30.480 --> 01:04:33.159 want to like move around and shift, and so the arm is just like 914 01:04:33.280 --> 01:04:36.800 useful for that. I thought I was. I seriously was just under the 915 01:04:36.800 --> 01:04:41.880 impression that you had an arm this whole time. That actually makes a lot 916 01:04:42.000 --> 01:04:45.280 more sense because I thought you had an arm too. I thought you had 917 01:04:45.280 --> 01:04:47.239 an arm too. And I'm just like, why is this nigga not bringing 918 01:04:47.360 --> 01:04:53.199 the mic closer to him? But like, I get it right, it's 919 01:04:53.239 --> 01:04:56.639 stationary. It has to stay it, it has to stay. But yeah, 920 01:04:56.800 --> 01:05:00.360 no, no, man, whatever, I don't even know if this 921 01:05:00.440 --> 01:05:03.519 one has a brand, but this one works pretty great. It's because this 922 01:05:03.639 --> 01:05:08.880 MIC's pretty fucking heavy. So heavy you definitely want a better one. Yeah, 923 01:05:08.920 --> 01:05:13.440 hefinely want to. But uh, I mean, it's dude, I 924 01:05:13.519 --> 01:05:18.079 fucking I. I I hate Jeff Bezos obviously, but Amazon is fucking legit. 925 01:05:18.320 --> 01:05:25.519 Like I obviously I hate him so much. Where he could he could 926 01:05:25.599 --> 01:05:30.519 fucking he could triple people's salary under Amazon and he'd still have billions. He 927 01:05:30.599 --> 01:05:32.400 doesn't Amazon anymore, you know that, right, it does. It doesn't. 928 01:05:32.840 --> 01:05:35.880 That's not the point of what I'm talking. Just the amount of money 929 01:05:35.960 --> 01:05:42.079 that he amassed through Amazon, he would still be well off forever even if 930 01:05:42.119 --> 01:05:45.559 he tried people. Now, I'm just saying, I don't know he sold 931 01:05:45.599 --> 01:05:48.039 it. Though he sold it, I didn't know that. Actually, probably 932 01:05:48.519 --> 01:05:51.840 it's probably somebody else that is fucking running it. I don't think he sold 933 01:05:51.880 --> 01:05:56.400 it. That would be fucking ASONI and I don't think he sold it. 934 01:05:56.440 --> 01:06:00.920 He's probably remains the largest shareholder of Amazon, although his own ship has decreased 935 01:06:00.960 --> 01:06:04.719 to less than ten percent. The fun does that mean? Well, he 936 01:06:04.840 --> 01:06:10.760 owns the single largest share, but he doesn't have the most vast majority of 937 01:06:10.800 --> 01:06:14.360 it. If you're saying that, if it's ten percent, then everybody else 938 01:06:14.440 --> 01:06:17.559 is under ten percent. Yeah, but there's right, several several several people, 939 01:06:17.679 --> 01:06:19.880 But it's just him underhead. It must be a lot of people. 940 01:06:19.960 --> 01:06:27.159 If he's still the highest one that whatever that Amazon to be like thirty or 941 01:06:27.239 --> 01:06:32.119 something. Yeah, Amazon, Look, Amazon is Amazon's great. It's it 942 01:06:32.320 --> 01:06:40.039 is. It is ruining the world, but it is. It's it's everything. 943 01:06:40.199 --> 01:06:44.079 It's not like over that convenient, Yeah it is. It's objectively too 944 01:06:44.119 --> 01:06:45.599 convenient. It's kind of like the Internet. I think the Internet's actually worse. 945 01:06:45.679 --> 01:06:49.320 But although although I guess they go hand in hand in some way. 946 01:06:49.920 --> 01:06:54.679 I think Internet is a wonderful creation. I just think that it's it's a 947 01:06:54.760 --> 01:06:58.519 tool that can be abused to have. You need to have a certain level 948 01:06:58.559 --> 01:07:00.360 of intelligence to use it. I think that needs to be a thing, 949 01:07:00.440 --> 01:07:04.280 actually, like Internet license tests. Like. Actually, I don't think so. 950 01:07:04.599 --> 01:07:08.039 I don't think any I don't think anyone is smart enough to really handle 951 01:07:08.079 --> 01:07:10.000 it. I don't. I don't. I think people think they are. 952 01:07:10.159 --> 01:07:14.639 I think people, nah, well do you mean what do you? I 953 01:07:14.719 --> 01:07:18.320 don't like some people need to use it for like intellectual purposes, Okay, 954 01:07:19.159 --> 01:07:21.159 but is there something is there something wrong with the way that, like, 955 01:07:21.320 --> 01:07:26.679 say, you're operating the internet, Chris, I think so inherently. Yeah. 956 01:07:26.840 --> 01:07:30.679 I just think it's a tool that we're not part of it. I 957 01:07:30.760 --> 01:07:33.039 feel like it's just like I don't think it's a tool that we were And 958 01:07:33.119 --> 01:07:35.639 I don't say this holistically or like spiritually, I just mean, like, 959 01:07:35.679 --> 01:07:39.519 I don't I don't know if there's a better word in English language to describe 960 01:07:39.559 --> 01:07:42.000 this, but I don't think it's a I don't think it's a tool that 961 01:07:42.039 --> 01:07:45.639 we were ever meant to have. Like, I don't think we I don't 962 01:07:45.639 --> 01:07:47.400 think we are mean. Yeah, I just don't think we I don't think 963 01:07:47.519 --> 01:07:54.280 we have the brain chemistry that is required to be responsible with the amount of 964 01:07:54.440 --> 01:07:57.559 power that we wield with this thing. I don't think it's kind of like 965 01:07:57.599 --> 01:08:00.480 how like you know, if you leave wheels in uh if you leave you 966 01:08:00.559 --> 01:08:02.400 know, how like if you have a mouse and you have it in a 967 01:08:02.440 --> 01:08:06.519 cage, it runs on the wheel, and you think, like they do 968 01:08:06.639 --> 01:08:11.000 that to pass the time. If you put those wheels out in the woods, 969 01:08:11.079 --> 01:08:14.320 they do that like it's it's not because they're stuck in a cage and 970 01:08:14.360 --> 01:08:17.159 they need something to do. They choose to do it just because they just 971 01:08:17.199 --> 01:08:20.800 because it's something that like. But for some reason they like running on wheels, 972 01:08:21.239 --> 01:08:25.079 like biologically speaking, they just like they just like to do it, 973 01:08:25.600 --> 01:08:30.479 and they will do it. Yeah, but they will waste a fuck ton 974 01:08:30.560 --> 01:08:34.880 of time and they will often like they will often die because they're wasting so 975 01:08:35.000 --> 01:08:40.640 much time, not like looking for food and not like actually developed like it's 976 01:08:40.760 --> 01:08:44.439 it's actually kind of insane, like how many mice are just fucking stupid or 977 01:08:44.479 --> 01:08:46.319 because of that. But I do think it's one of those things where it's 978 01:08:46.319 --> 01:08:48.239 like I just don't. I don't know if we have I don't know if 979 01:08:48.279 --> 01:08:57.039 we have the responsibility inherent in us to wield something the internet. What do 980 01:08:57.079 --> 01:08:59.479 you think? I don't think. What do you think you should be doing 981 01:08:59.520 --> 01:09:03.000 differently? Uh? I don't know if there's anything that I should be doing 982 01:09:03.039 --> 01:09:06.800 differently. I just don't think there's anything. I don't think there's anything to 983 01:09:06.960 --> 01:09:12.239 do differently because the way that it that the way that it exists, can 984 01:09:12.319 --> 01:09:15.560 only be used in the way that we're using it. I think I can 985 01:09:15.800 --> 01:09:20.000 I limit my time with it. I what do you mean? No, 986 01:09:20.039 --> 01:09:24.560 I would just say I don't think there's anything like like I feel like if 987 01:09:24.640 --> 01:09:27.520 you're not doing the fairyous shit, I don't see anything wrong with the Internet. 988 01:09:27.560 --> 01:09:30.960 It's like it is a way to connect people and to do and and 989 01:09:30.079 --> 01:09:35.680 to make life extremely convenient. And then there's the others, the others that 990 01:09:35.840 --> 01:09:41.439 are making you know, the guy that, the guy that, the guy 991 01:09:41.520 --> 01:09:44.800 that quote tweeted you like that type of person. Yeah, well, we 992 01:09:44.960 --> 01:09:49.199 just existed. He exists to annoy people. I guess the way, the 993 01:09:49.279 --> 01:09:51.880 way that I look at it is kind of like how I look at the 994 01:09:53.000 --> 01:09:59.119 atomic bomb, where like, okay, cool, like we we we did 995 01:09:59.279 --> 01:10:03.119 something kind of crazy. Uh, that's kind of a big can of worms. 996 01:10:03.159 --> 01:10:10.920 Though at the same time, I do think so, I do think, 997 01:10:11.920 --> 01:10:15.439 Yeah, I think for sure, I think. I think. I 998 01:10:15.520 --> 01:10:18.000 think I'm even seeing I feel like people are getting stupider. I feel like 999 01:10:18.000 --> 01:10:21.399 people are getting more illiterate. I feel like I really do feel that way, 1000 01:10:23.039 --> 01:10:25.439 like sincerely, and I think it's because of it. I agree. 1001 01:10:25.520 --> 01:10:30.319 I think Internet has decreased a significant amount of problem solving. And I think 1002 01:10:30.399 --> 01:10:33.680 people that have only ever had to use the Internet have always had it. 1003 01:10:34.159 --> 01:10:41.720 It's definitely affected their brain in a way that I wouldn't say good. But 1004 01:10:41.880 --> 01:10:45.840 I think the Internet is used for so many like because if if you know 1005 01:10:45.960 --> 01:10:47.159 how to use it, like when you're in school and using the Internet, 1006 01:10:47.199 --> 01:10:50.680 it's just a fucking tool to help you understand things better. Right, No, 1007 01:10:50.840 --> 01:10:55.399 But like people and they make they make informative things, and you go 1008 01:10:55.520 --> 01:10:59.920 and you learned like proper like not like propaganda, like Shapiro saying his takes 1009 01:11:00.359 --> 01:11:05.199 like proper like news information, fucking like study, academic reading, Like I've 1010 01:11:05.279 --> 01:11:10.880 done so much academic reading on internet only because I have the Internet multa library 1011 01:11:10.920 --> 01:11:13.880 and find that kind of academic reading. You know, I view it like 1012 01:11:13.960 --> 01:11:15.720 anything like any tool, right where it's like it's like a gun or the 1013 01:11:15.760 --> 01:11:19.000 atomic bomb or something where it's like there's a responsible way to use it. 1014 01:11:19.119 --> 01:11:24.439 But at the same time, the fact that it exists in the volume, 1015 01:11:24.520 --> 01:11:29.800 that it exists in itself kind of creates a massive problem. And look, 1016 01:11:30.079 --> 01:11:34.079 I definitely think it's it could be dangerous, it could be dangerous. People 1017 01:11:34.079 --> 01:11:39.800 don't understand what's what's I want to hear what say? Though, Yeah, 1018 01:11:39.960 --> 01:11:45.880 it's in definitely dangerous. But the the gun and the bomb are meant for 1019 01:11:45.279 --> 01:11:51.079 one only, Like they are tools to harm things. Well, like a 1020 01:11:51.439 --> 01:11:56.039 bomb for no other reason, and a bomb is used for no other reason 1021 01:11:56.119 --> 01:12:00.920 than to hurt things to destroy. I would argue an has more utility than 1022 01:12:00.960 --> 01:12:03.359 a bomb. But yeah, like I think, uh, I think like 1023 01:12:03.560 --> 01:12:12.199 bombs because you don't get yourself. You don't protect myself. But if you're 1024 01:12:12.239 --> 01:12:16.319 protecting yourself, you are to you, you're the your your thought process is 1025 01:12:16.399 --> 01:12:20.279 to harm somebody. Right, it's still doing that thing. It's still doing 1026 01:12:20.319 --> 01:12:26.079 the thing. It really exists to harm people. And it's one of the 1027 01:12:26.119 --> 01:12:28.880 things where it's not like a neutral tool, is what I'm saying, I 1028 01:12:28.880 --> 01:12:32.119 guess like like a hammer is actually used to do things, but then you 1029 01:12:32.159 --> 01:12:35.560 can also use it for nefarious reasons, where that would be analogy in my 1030 01:12:35.640 --> 01:12:40.239 opinion. Yeah, that's like, so I think I don't know. I 1031 01:12:40.359 --> 01:12:44.960 just I just think what I don't like when you see there's like signs at 1032 01:12:45.079 --> 01:12:46.880 zoos even like I think I brought this up with the on the show before, 1033 01:12:46.920 --> 01:12:50.000 where like they don't want you if you if you see gorillas at the 1034 01:12:50.039 --> 01:12:53.840 zoo, you're not allowed at certain zoos. You're not allowed to show them 1035 01:12:53.880 --> 01:12:57.079 your phone. Like you can't show the gorillas your phone because they get fucking 1036 01:12:57.279 --> 01:13:00.560 enamored by it and it fucks with them. And the fact that it the 1037 01:13:00.640 --> 01:13:06.039 fact that a phone can fuck with an ape is crazy because an ape has 1038 01:13:06.079 --> 01:13:10.640 no understanding of what it's even seeing and it's still compelled by it. That's 1039 01:13:10.720 --> 01:13:15.319 fucking crazy. So I don't know. That's like a concerning thing that weirds 1040 01:13:15.359 --> 01:13:18.239 me out a little bit. But look, I don't know. I just 1041 01:13:18.960 --> 01:13:21.800 feel I feel like it fus with I feel. Here's what I think it 1042 01:13:21.800 --> 01:13:25.119 does. I think it fucks with people's brain chemistry. I think like the 1043 01:13:25.319 --> 01:13:28.960 dopamine rush of like constantly. I can find everything instantly and at any point, 1044 01:13:29.000 --> 01:13:31.439 no matter where I am, and regardless of like my limitations, I 1045 01:13:31.479 --> 01:13:34.439 can find the exact thing I'm looking for at all times. I never have 1046 01:13:34.600 --> 01:13:39.159 to really search for anything. Really, everything's kind of handed to me. 1047 01:13:39.199 --> 01:13:41.680 I get dopamine rushes from every notification I get. It's like, ooh I 1048 01:13:41.680 --> 01:13:43.439 gotta like, who I got a common Who I gott of this? Oh 1049 01:13:43.479 --> 01:13:45.600 I gotta that? Oh I got all these I'm aware of so much. 1050 01:13:45.800 --> 01:13:50.079 I do think that there's like a degree of like it's almost like the philosophy 1051 01:13:50.159 --> 01:13:53.920 is like if every let's say we all got of our person, let's say 1052 01:13:54.079 --> 01:13:59.800 every single person on the planet Earth got their personal information stolen right and thrown 1053 01:13:59.840 --> 01:14:04.000 in to a pile, it kind of becomes it kind of gets to the 1054 01:14:04.000 --> 01:14:08.199 point where it's it's as if no one really got their information still in the 1055 01:14:08.199 --> 01:14:11.359 first place, because there's so much information to sift through and it's such a 1056 01:14:11.479 --> 01:14:15.439 fucking mess that being able to single you out would be about as impossible as 1057 01:14:15.479 --> 01:14:17.760 it would be if they if you, if somebody was just trying to steal 1058 01:14:17.800 --> 01:14:20.439 from you directly. And I feel like it's a similar situation with that, 1059 01:14:20.479 --> 01:14:26.199 It's like there's so much shit being beamed at us to the point where like, 1060 01:14:26.239 --> 01:14:29.039 I don't think that we can really I don't think our brains are meant 1061 01:14:29.079 --> 01:14:32.000 for that or to wade through all of that or to like even be stimulated, 1062 01:14:32.039 --> 01:14:38.520 which definitely mean and notacity. Just like, no, you're definitely right 1063 01:14:38.560 --> 01:14:43.479 about things like that, where it you knows, the social studies that are 1064 01:14:43.520 --> 01:14:47.800 done with humans of their capacity for caring, for remembering people and all that 1065 01:14:47.920 --> 01:14:53.239 stuff is completely false when it comes to the internet, right where some people 1066 01:14:53.279 --> 01:14:55.199 will say, oh, I have hundreds of friends, and I'm like, 1067 01:14:55.479 --> 01:14:59.760 you fucking don't. That's not That's not how it works, right. You 1068 01:14:59.840 --> 01:15:03.399 have people online that that are just collecting and you'll see a handful of their 1069 01:15:03.479 --> 01:15:08.479 reactions or whatever, and you interact with a handful of them. But like, 1070 01:15:08.640 --> 01:15:13.520 I understand what you mean. But at the same time, I just 1071 01:15:14.239 --> 01:15:17.359 I just want people I don't know, man, I just want people that 1072 01:15:17.520 --> 01:15:20.880 are using it for the farious reasons to just get the ship beaten out of 1073 01:15:20.920 --> 01:15:24.680 them, that's all. I just feel like it would really solve a lot 1074 01:15:24.720 --> 01:15:27.199 of stuff. If if if that, dude, And I'm just going back 1075 01:15:27.199 --> 01:15:30.199 because it is fresh in my mind. The suicide Squad guy that was like 1076 01:15:30.279 --> 01:15:32.439 trying to take a shot at you or whatever for for bearing the plays the 1077 01:15:32.439 --> 01:15:35.800 suicide Squad game. Like if that guy, if someone just came to his 1078 01:15:35.920 --> 01:15:40.960 house and just beat the fuck out of him, he would stop, Like 1079 01:15:41.159 --> 01:15:45.319 he would just stop. I think different. I think people that spread misinformation 1080 01:15:45.840 --> 01:15:56.199 intentionally, truly insidiously should be killed, all right, are not are not 1081 01:15:56.359 --> 01:16:01.000 killed, but punished, try and try it and possibly capital punishment. Dude, 1082 01:16:01.039 --> 01:16:05.439 I actually I'm I'm gonna be I'm gonna be one hundred percent real about 1083 01:16:05.479 --> 01:16:08.359 it. And you you agree with this, Chris, I know you agree 1084 01:16:08.359 --> 01:16:12.720 with this. The people in so I there was a Matt Walsh, fucking 1085 01:16:12.760 --> 01:16:15.359 Matt wash I hate him so much. It's all post of him, you 1086 01:16:15.439 --> 01:16:19.319 know, just just being a fucking piece of shit as he always is. 1087 01:16:20.279 --> 01:16:24.359 And it was one of those things where like, well, these people are 1088 01:16:24.439 --> 01:16:29.600 running defense for like just this crony, fucking bullshit capitalism that just fucks over, 1089 01:16:29.760 --> 01:16:33.199 you know, the working class. And these people, in my opinion, 1090 01:16:33.960 --> 01:16:42.840 they should be tried and fucking probably quartered like, because they are objectively 1091 01:16:43.479 --> 01:16:47.880 ruining society. They are brainwashing people to vote against their interest and then shit's 1092 01:16:47.960 --> 01:16:50.560 not getting better, it's only getting worse. And I feel like those people 1093 01:16:51.199 --> 01:16:57.119 they should be I feel like, in my benevolent oh we're talking about that 1094 01:16:57.319 --> 01:17:00.960 as a as an extra AMMO, the but that's our trama dictator. That 1095 01:17:01.039 --> 01:17:02.840 might be a good one. Now, maybe a good one for this one. 1096 01:17:02.880 --> 01:17:13.159 Actually, God, some ship right there. But yeah, here's yeah, 1097 01:17:13.199 --> 01:17:15.720 here, here's the thing. I just I understand. I understand what 1098 01:17:15.760 --> 01:17:17.039 you're saying about, like people using it nefariously, and I do think that 1099 01:17:17.199 --> 01:17:21.319 is a problem. But I also just I feel like I feel like it's 1100 01:17:21.399 --> 01:17:26.920 also built nefariously or if or or it's at the very least it's maintained the 1101 01:17:28.359 --> 01:17:32.319 algorithmically, the fact that things used it right, like the way the way 1102 01:17:32.560 --> 01:17:38.399 that it hooks your attention, I believe is inherently nefarious, Like because there 1103 01:17:38.560 --> 01:17:41.760 there are times, for dude, sometimes I scroll through TikTok and I'm like, 1104 01:17:41.840 --> 01:17:45.039 it's been three hours. What the fuck. I don't even like TikTok 1105 01:17:45.079 --> 01:17:45.880 that much, but it's it just sucks me. I'm like, what the 1106 01:17:46.000 --> 01:17:51.000 fuck? This is crazy. I hate this and that is scary. It 1107 01:17:51.119 --> 01:17:54.760 is a problem for people. You're right, it is a problem for people 1108 01:17:55.039 --> 01:18:00.159 I don't have the I just I'm lucky I don't have that problem. I 1109 01:18:00.279 --> 01:18:03.840 have a and I think it's more of a chronological timeline thing. Uh since 1110 01:18:03.960 --> 01:18:06.159 like, since TikTok doesn't work in that way, I don't like to use 1111 01:18:06.159 --> 01:18:10.720 it as much. I like, I like seeing what's happening in the moment 1112 01:18:11.239 --> 01:18:14.439 and then then I've had my fill after like a few scrolls. But like 1113 01:18:14.600 --> 01:18:16.840 the the algorithms put it in a way that they want to show you things 1114 01:18:16.880 --> 01:18:19.840 that they know you're interested in. On the top, Instagram has this really 1115 01:18:19.960 --> 01:18:25.640 this thing that I really fucking hate. Algorithmically, it knows what you're looking 1116 01:18:25.760 --> 01:18:29.680 for. It'll flash it on the screen and then bury it so you need 1117 01:18:29.760 --> 01:18:31.920 to scroll to find it again. It is. It pisses me off so 1118 01:18:32.000 --> 01:18:34.520 much because I know what they're doing. I'm completely aware of it. And 1119 01:18:35.039 --> 01:18:40.600 there's just every every fucking year they do these meetings with the Senate and they 1120 01:18:40.680 --> 01:18:45.359 have like the major players of like Mark Zuckerberg and that new guy, well 1121 01:18:45.359 --> 01:18:47.560 the guy that owns YouTube didn't show up, but the people that own TikTok, 1122 01:18:47.600 --> 01:18:49.960 the Singaporean guy and all the shit, or they're the president or whatever. 1123 01:18:53.399 --> 01:18:55.560 Oh yeah, they're always just fucking with them and saying he's Chinese, 1124 01:18:55.640 --> 01:19:01.000 dude, He's like, I'm Singapore, Singapore, I'm Singaporean citizen. Uh, 1125 01:19:01.119 --> 01:19:06.560 do you have any relation with the Conde guys. I want him to 1126 01:19:06.640 --> 01:19:10.199 just be like, you guys are fucking racist. Fuck you, like they're 1127 01:19:10.279 --> 01:19:15.800 being legitimately racist to him, Like it's fucked up that. I laugh because 1128 01:19:15.840 --> 01:19:21.479 I see it and I'm laughing I'm laughing, and this situation, situation right 1129 01:19:21.600 --> 01:19:28.680 right right, but yeah, like get it. But I just want, 1130 01:19:28.800 --> 01:19:31.640 like, you know, in closing the uh, the those people should be 1131 01:19:31.760 --> 01:19:34.279 like you said, the algorithms and the thing, it's built in the various 1132 01:19:34.319 --> 01:19:41.399 ways. Those people are responsible. They are overseeing these companies that are allowing 1133 01:19:41.439 --> 01:19:45.039 that, and they're allowing the ship to happen. They know they can fix 1134 01:19:45.119 --> 01:19:51.640 it and make it not about clicking and having heated discussions and and and propping 1135 01:19:51.760 --> 01:19:55.479 up the worst clips that you go and comment out it and all that kind 1136 01:19:55.520 --> 01:19:58.920 of stuff. They know this, they could fix it. They don't, 1137 01:19:59.000 --> 01:20:01.239 so same oller thing. I don't know if they should be quartered, but 1138 01:20:01.359 --> 01:20:04.000 at least in prison, I would, I would for sure. Yeah. 1139 01:20:04.920 --> 01:20:09.079 Yeah, there's a moral obligation there. I think that is objectively like I 1140 01:20:09.119 --> 01:20:12.760 don't know it, yeah, but that that's kind of why I feel like, 1141 01:20:12.760 --> 01:20:15.479 if that's that's what I'm saying, that's why I want to clarify that. 1142 01:20:15.600 --> 01:20:18.680 Like, I don't feel like the Internet is strictly is a neutral tool 1143 01:20:18.680 --> 01:20:21.920 anymore. I think it's a nefarious tool that can be used in positive ways 1144 01:20:23.479 --> 01:20:26.680 more so now like I think it used to be with like dude twenty ten, 1145 01:20:28.000 --> 01:20:30.520 that's that's neutral Internet as as far as you could get, like, 1146 01:20:30.600 --> 01:20:33.079 there's really not a lot. I don't think. I don't think it's neutral. 1147 01:20:33.359 --> 01:20:39.159 Think I don't think you are insane if you think it's neutral today, 1148 01:20:39.239 --> 01:20:44.239 how straight up it is. Think of it like this. The Internet has 1149 01:20:44.319 --> 01:20:48.560 its own right if you the the programs put into it, the powers that 1150 01:20:48.720 --> 01:20:53.399 be that created have made the nature of it more insidious. But I think 1151 01:20:53.640 --> 01:20:58.399 the Internet, the interface of what it is forms, is neutral. I 1152 01:20:58.479 --> 01:21:01.600 don't. I don't think it's neutral. I just fund I think I think 1153 01:21:01.680 --> 01:21:05.319 I think it's I think at its core it is built on the back of 1154 01:21:05.399 --> 01:21:11.399 an algorithm that is directly intended to hook your attention, which means it's not 1155 01:21:12.000 --> 01:21:16.199 well but is But is that always exactly evil if your intentions are not things 1156 01:21:16.239 --> 01:21:20.800 that fall into those more insidious natures, like if you're like, if your 1157 01:21:20.840 --> 01:21:24.479 intention is to just straight up learn, like, oh I want to learn 1158 01:21:24.520 --> 01:21:29.119 more about human biology, I'll learn more about you're talking about users. You're 1159 01:21:29.119 --> 01:21:32.680 talking about an independent user's intention, not the intention of the people, like 1160 01:21:32.960 --> 01:21:39.560 manufacturing experience online is. But what happens is the internet gives you what you 1161 01:21:39.680 --> 01:21:42.319 want to look at. It gives you what you want to look up constantly. 1162 01:21:42.359 --> 01:21:45.000 That's what That's the one of the point of those algorithms. So if 1163 01:21:45.000 --> 01:21:47.600 you're looking up things that like, for instance, one of my my branches 1164 01:21:47.640 --> 01:21:51.680 for TikTok is STEM, and every now and then, mistakenly I end up 1165 01:21:51.720 --> 01:21:55.880 on a STEM branch and I'm learning shit the whole time, and I'm like, 1166 01:21:55.920 --> 01:21:59.840 all right, this is weird. These last fifteen tiktoks have been about 1167 01:22:00.079 --> 01:22:03.039 what you call it, mathematics and medicine. This is fucking weird. And 1168 01:22:03.119 --> 01:22:05.119 I'm like, oh, this is the STEM branch of it. If I'm 1169 01:22:05.159 --> 01:22:10.920 looking for STEM, I'll be given STEM. So I think inherently depends on 1170 01:22:11.000 --> 01:22:14.119 what you're absorbing. I think you're what you absorb, what you choose to 1171 01:22:14.159 --> 01:22:17.079 absorb is the most important thing. It'll still be fucking around. You'll still 1172 01:22:17.119 --> 01:22:19.479 say like, I don't know, like you still say like black, but 1173 01:22:19.640 --> 01:22:26.680 that is inherently but but even that is inherently a that's a profit motive though, 1174 01:22:27.000 --> 01:22:29.319 Like that's inherently like they want you to stay on there so you can 1175 01:22:29.399 --> 01:22:31.359 view as many ads as possible. They can tell you TikTok chop things in 1176 01:22:31.439 --> 01:22:33.680 between all the things that are like I don't know, I just don't think 1177 01:22:34.119 --> 01:22:38.359 it used to be a lot more neutral because you didn't really have that everywhere. 1178 01:22:38.399 --> 01:22:40.960 You still had like banner ads and stuff. But there are places where 1179 01:22:40.960 --> 01:22:44.239 there weren't fucking any ads at all. They were like there was barely an 1180 01:22:44.279 --> 01:22:47.199 algorithm at all. On YouTube and any other social media site, it was 1181 01:22:47.239 --> 01:22:50.840 all forums dedicated. And those forums, by the way, were places that 1182 01:22:50.960 --> 01:22:54.399 if you were interested in those things, you would go, you would seek 1183 01:22:54.439 --> 01:22:57.159 those things out. It's not like Twitter now, which is like an open 1184 01:22:57.239 --> 01:23:00.720 forum where everybody is just a mess. And like like if I was just 1185 01:23:00.840 --> 01:23:04.880 on a video game for um, you know what I mean, that would 1186 01:23:04.880 --> 01:23:06.880 be that would be it. The conversation would be about video gas. It 1187 01:23:06.880 --> 01:23:13.079 wouldn't be some fucking freak talking about like, I don't know, Obama molesting 1188 01:23:13.119 --> 01:23:17.520 a child in the Alps showing up to comment on my suicide squad take, 1189 01:23:17.560 --> 01:23:19.800 you know what I mean, Like, I just I don't know. There's 1190 01:23:20.159 --> 01:23:24.680 it's a complicated. We could have probably a whole episode about this, really, 1191 01:23:24.760 --> 01:23:29.479 but I think I don't know. I just think it's because I just 1192 01:23:29.600 --> 01:23:35.439 have a sneaking suspicion that the listeners are having brain aneurysms right now. Yeah, 1193 01:23:35.600 --> 01:23:39.640 because like some of them that are like they have knowledge on this topic 1194 01:23:39.720 --> 01:23:44.680 and they're probably just like fucking like losing. They just have no idea what 1195 01:23:44.760 --> 01:23:48.199 they're talking. We are spreading. We are spreading misinformation at large. So 1196 01:23:50.279 --> 01:23:55.039 so don't put us away. Yeah, I mean you could put us away, 1197 01:23:55.399 --> 01:23:59.399 put me away, give me free healthcare whatever. Oh yeah, I 1198 01:23:59.560 --> 01:24:03.640 like that fair enough. Yeah, man, I get to ship it. 1199 01:24:03.960 --> 01:24:08.159 I get to ship in a toilet while making direct eye contact with a person 1200 01:24:08.199 --> 01:24:11.880 across the cellph of me. Hell yeah, dude, that's what keeps me 1201 01:24:11.960 --> 01:24:15.760 out of fucking prison. Dude. Yeah really, I mean yeah, other 1202 01:24:15.840 --> 01:24:18.319 than the fact of doing insidious acts. Yeah, having to share a sitter 1203 01:24:18.399 --> 01:24:21.840 with somebody. Honest, I'm be real like, that's actually the worst thing 1204 01:24:21.920 --> 01:24:25.399 to me, the fact that like, not only do I have to ship 1205 01:24:25.479 --> 01:24:28.439 with somebody in the room and then I gotta smell that ship afterwards, just 1206 01:24:28.560 --> 01:24:32.399 chilling right next to my bed, Like, what the fuck? That's that's 1207 01:24:32.479 --> 01:24:36.119 so fucked up, that's so fucking crazy. Vincemc mann would love it. 1208 01:24:39.920 --> 01:24:45.479 Wait retires after retires after coming out as gay on James Franco's talk show. 1209 01:24:45.560 --> 01:24:47.600 Wrote in he says, howdy folks, dropping to the five dollars here because 1210 01:24:47.640 --> 01:24:53.359 mama needs a gym membership, No problem, no worries. Uh if you 1211 01:24:53.479 --> 01:24:58.439 had to give any props to any dictator or malicious nation, et cetera, 1212 01:24:58.920 --> 01:25:01.399 who and what would it be? Bonus? Such alternative question? What is 1213 01:25:01.439 --> 01:25:05.119 my hardest bar? Oh, Eminem, I'm not, We're not. I'm 1214 01:25:05.119 --> 01:25:11.960 not gonna go hardest answering as he's answering as Eminem, yeahs A question. 1215 01:25:12.039 --> 01:25:15.680 I mean, a question is a question. I mean the whole entire stand 1216 01:25:15.800 --> 01:25:20.199 response is the best Eminem lyrics of all time. But uh, fun let's 1217 01:25:20.279 --> 01:25:23.960 uh yeah, but what is he says, if you had to give any 1218 01:25:23.960 --> 01:25:27.000 props to a dictator or a malicious nation. Who would who and what would 1219 01:25:27.039 --> 01:25:31.720 it be? Well, I mean answer is pretty obvious, in my opinion, 1220 01:25:31.800 --> 01:25:36.000 pretty obvious for me. Yeah, yeah, I mean it's not obvious 1221 01:25:36.000 --> 01:25:40.119 what you're talking about. I think it's obvious for me. It's obvious for 1222 01:25:40.199 --> 01:25:44.319 me. It's obvious too. Oh you're saying it's for you, saying it's 1223 01:25:44.359 --> 01:25:49.359 obvious for yourself. That is completely what the redundant about here. So I 1224 01:25:49.520 --> 01:25:55.439 give major props, major, major props to the United States. I think 1225 01:25:55.479 --> 01:26:00.880 they've done a fucking phenomenal job destabilizing the entire plan in it and U and 1226 01:26:01.279 --> 01:26:05.399 reaping the rewards and making it making a ton of money and still having a 1227 01:26:05.760 --> 01:26:12.800 derelict population of homeless people ready to donate to our Patreon as a last vestage 1228 01:26:12.800 --> 01:26:15.399 of hope. I think that's I think that's wonder that work. I'm gonna 1229 01:26:15.399 --> 01:26:18.680 go with the Nazis man. I'm gonna go with the Nazis man. The 1230 01:26:18.800 --> 01:26:26.680 medical research was fantastic. That's the medical research research and medical man's it's impressive. 1231 01:26:27.479 --> 01:26:30.720 There was so many breakthroughs. Bro I hate like like I like when 1232 01:26:30.720 --> 01:26:33.800 they sewed I like when they sowed those kids together. And talking about that. 1233 01:26:33.840 --> 01:26:36.079 I'm talking about use of steroids and hormone and stuff like that. I'm 1234 01:26:36.119 --> 01:26:39.600 not talking about that. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the 1235 01:26:39.640 --> 01:26:47.159 use of sewing twins together for magical purposes. No, I'm not talking about 1236 01:26:47.199 --> 01:26:50.640 that. You don't like that. No, I'm not. I think the 1237 01:26:51.199 --> 01:26:55.600 guys I'm just gonna I'm I'm I'm running defense from and say that he's just 1238 01:26:55.680 --> 01:27:00.000 making jokes. I'm he's making jokes, all right, He's not actually, 1239 01:27:00.000 --> 01:27:01.399 he's not actually falling for propaganda. He's just making jokes, all right. 1240 01:27:01.439 --> 01:27:05.840 That's all I'm saying. Literally in science books. It's not it's literally in 1241 01:27:06.079 --> 01:27:09.960 sign books, the books I was reading when I was becoming a nurse that 1242 01:27:10.119 --> 01:27:13.479 was in there. It's unfortunate because they sucked and they harmed people for no 1243 01:27:13.640 --> 01:27:17.079 reason, people that did nothing wrong. So Germans, you know, they 1244 01:27:17.239 --> 01:27:20.520 they they had you know, the auto bond and stuff like that. There 1245 01:27:20.560 --> 01:27:28.000 were some really major breakthroughs, breakthroughs and technology and scien medicine and and uh 1246 01:27:28.279 --> 01:27:34.199 yeah, the autobox. No, so we don't connect that to Nazism, 1247 01:27:35.039 --> 01:27:42.760 but the Germans around that time period and when people talk about medical things that 1248 01:27:42.880 --> 01:27:49.319 went down under Nazis and people. Unfortunately, they conflate stuff that happened with 1249 01:27:49.680 --> 01:27:55.199 things that went down in the concentration camps, and the things that went down 1250 01:27:55.239 --> 01:27:59.079 the concentration camps is not where they made those fucking breakthroughs. And that's where 1251 01:27:59.119 --> 01:28:02.760 people keep getting They were heavily tested there, Derek, like, literally topical 1252 01:28:02.840 --> 01:28:09.119 steroids were invented, literally in those camps. It's fucked up, one hundred 1253 01:28:09.159 --> 01:28:13.760 and twenty five percent fucked up that those people were used and unfortunately tested on 1254 01:28:13.880 --> 01:28:19.359 for those things. But it happened there. It's just happened. For like 1255 01:28:19.920 --> 01:28:26.199 when the problem with this language is, I'm not praising the people that were 1256 01:28:26.279 --> 01:28:29.640 doing Look, I understand what the language sounds like, right. What I'm 1257 01:28:29.680 --> 01:28:34.119 doing is expressing that the Nazi Party was a terrible group of people that put 1258 01:28:34.159 --> 01:28:41.439 a that killed many people and their monstrous I'm giving praise to an invention that 1259 01:28:41.640 --> 01:28:46.439 happened under them, not the mentality that they used. That's it. I 1260 01:28:46.479 --> 01:28:48.920 don't know how else I get explained anymore at this moment. Now, if 1261 01:28:48.960 --> 01:28:53.560 you choose to take my words and bend them, I don't care that I'm 1262 01:28:53.600 --> 01:28:58.439 out about of the room aymen, you do what you gotta do. Man. 1263 01:28:58.840 --> 01:29:01.800 That's like saying, I really, I really appreciate America for I don't 1264 01:29:01.880 --> 01:29:05.479 know, the creation of the Internet, and like Americans had slaves and the 1265 01:29:05.560 --> 01:29:09.319 guy's like, yeah, I'm not raising that. That was fucked up, 1266 01:29:09.560 --> 01:29:12.359 and they're like, nah, slaves not that moment. Really the room. 1267 01:29:12.479 --> 01:29:15.359 You still tried to say, get out of there. Yeah, the slaves, 1268 01:29:15.760 --> 01:29:18.960 the Internet, that's crazy. It was just by who made the Internet? 1269 01:29:19.000 --> 01:29:24.279 Could you imagine that the underground, the under the underground the railroad, 1270 01:29:24.600 --> 01:29:28.880 the underground railroad was actually just the first that was the first fiber optics, 1271 01:29:29.840 --> 01:29:32.000 like they were laying they were laying cable, the first the first computer was 1272 01:29:32.039 --> 01:29:36.479 created in Tulsa before they burned it down. And no one talks about that 1273 01:29:36.720 --> 01:29:41.520 ever. All right, so King since the Nazis, So let's the mid 1274 01:29:41.640 --> 01:29:45.399 of the Nazi steroid has persisted over the past four decades and the absence of 1275 01:29:45.439 --> 01:29:47.760 any reliable evidence to support it, that's because you're a Nazi, uh, 1276 01:29:47.840 --> 01:29:50.600 sweeting. That's that's just what I want to kind of like bring to you 1277 01:29:50.920 --> 01:29:55.079 that. Like you say you read it, but I know you you read 1278 01:29:55.159 --> 01:29:59.359 You've heard this ship because when you actually research this stuff. People debunked this 1279 01:29:59.560 --> 01:30:03.359 over and fucking over again. And so like when I say that this isn't 1280 01:30:03.760 --> 01:30:11.880 a you're running defense, I mean this genuinely, like the it what you 1281 01:30:12.159 --> 01:30:17.359 heard is not true. It is white supremacist talking points. Literally, it 1282 01:30:17.479 --> 01:30:21.680 is the same thing when you hear, oh, the slaves learned good trades, 1283 01:30:23.159 --> 01:30:26.960 it wasn't all bad. It's literally the same thing. It's the same 1284 01:30:27.119 --> 01:30:30.279 fucking thing. And it's like, yo, that type of I think the 1285 01:30:30.399 --> 01:30:32.600 language needs to disappear. I think what it is. It's like people, 1286 01:30:32.720 --> 01:30:40.000 if people have a hard time, it's difficult to imagine a scenario where a 1287 01:30:40.039 --> 01:30:45.399 group of people had no It's difficult for most people to imagine a scenario where 1288 01:30:45.479 --> 01:30:54.399 people had no regard for human rights and also didn't somehow selfishly benefit from it. 1289 01:30:54.439 --> 01:30:56.680 It's kind of like, how like you remember when they built that You 1290 01:30:56.680 --> 01:31:01.960 remember when they built that hospital in China during COVID in like four days because 1291 01:31:02.479 --> 01:31:08.039 they because because they just yeah, I'm not even kidding, Like they built 1292 01:31:08.079 --> 01:31:12.279 that. It was less than a week. It was less than a week. 1293 01:31:12.479 --> 01:31:15.239 It was like less than a week, I think, And I looked 1294 01:31:15.239 --> 01:31:16.960 at that. I was like that's what. That's the the efficiency of not 1295 01:31:17.119 --> 01:31:23.000 having to care about, you know, the human life or morality, that's 1296 01:31:23.000 --> 01:31:25.479 what. That's what that gets you really, because like who fucking at that 1297 01:31:25.560 --> 01:31:29.239 point in that government, if you're if you're like dropping dead from exhaustion, 1298 01:31:29.359 --> 01:31:30.439 it's like, all right, well to throw them, throw them in the 1299 01:31:30.479 --> 01:31:33.399 bucket, get somebody else replace him. Like they don't have to care about 1300 01:31:33.399 --> 01:31:36.600 like unions and like health standards and all that stuff. So why they were 1301 01:31:36.600 --> 01:31:40.119 able to do that so quickly? And I think that kind of that is 1302 01:31:40.199 --> 01:31:42.520 the mindset that people apply to the Nazis in that way where it's like, 1303 01:31:42.840 --> 01:31:45.560 well, they had no regard for human life, so they could have like 1304 01:31:45.720 --> 01:31:51.359 how couldn't they have used that to like a scientific benefit in the sense like 1305 01:31:51.399 --> 01:31:56.760 we testings on rats and stuff and and like mice they were testing on people, 1306 01:31:56.840 --> 01:31:59.800 Like how could they have not extrapolated some valuable information out of that? 1307 01:31:59.840 --> 01:32:02.159 It feels impossible just because the nature of which I think is I think it's 1308 01:32:02.199 --> 01:32:05.520 insane people can't choose to be tested on. I think that's so wild. 1309 01:32:06.760 --> 01:32:11.479 It's it's also the same time, which I think the same time, people's 1310 01:32:11.560 --> 01:32:17.479 mental states matter a lot anyway, Does that make sense what I just said? 1311 01:32:18.560 --> 01:32:23.239 No, it does. No, it do every No, it just 1312 01:32:23.600 --> 01:32:28.479 for everything, for everything horrible that happened, there's always some type of something 1313 01:32:28.720 --> 01:32:31.840 needs I know totally that actually makes a lot of a lot of sense. 1314 01:32:32.359 --> 01:32:39.680 I remember one of the first times I encountered that in anecdotally was when my 1315 01:32:39.840 --> 01:32:43.359 friend's brother we were talking about not elemnic conspiracy theories. We're talking about like 1316 01:32:43.840 --> 01:32:46.600 things that and not wacky ship, because there's wacky ship, and then there's 1317 01:32:46.760 --> 01:32:50.640 things that clearly just don't that go against Aukham's razor, and we're talking about 1318 01:32:50.680 --> 01:32:57.880 those things, and then having his little brother kind of like getting a little 1319 01:32:57.960 --> 01:33:02.199 freaked out when he couldn't like cope with the thought, you know, the 1320 01:33:02.520 --> 01:33:09.079 things that were like what like, surely there has to be trying to find 1321 01:33:09.199 --> 01:33:15.039 the rational explanation in something that would make him feel better about his country that 1322 01:33:15.119 --> 01:33:17.520 he's living in, and he couldn't find it, and he was kind of 1323 01:33:17.600 --> 01:33:23.039 like freaking out a little bit where he felt like let down and he was 1324 01:33:23.159 --> 01:33:26.359 trying to do it. And you know, somebody else they you know, 1325 01:33:26.479 --> 01:33:30.039 nine to eleven Commission report, they've they've done that with with that book and 1326 01:33:30.119 --> 01:33:32.640 shit. But it's like seeing the breakdown of that when you kind of like 1327 01:33:32.840 --> 01:33:41.439 huh huh, we say, what do you say? God, God damn 1328 01:33:41.479 --> 01:33:45.520 it? But whatever, but whatever. It was just fascinating to see, 1329 01:33:45.640 --> 01:33:48.880 like how how somebody can kind of want they want the thing to make them 1330 01:33:48.880 --> 01:33:53.640 feel more comfort in something horrible that happened. And it's like, well, 1331 01:33:54.119 --> 01:33:56.319 the world's kind of fucked up, guys. You got you gotta know that. 1332 01:33:57.079 --> 01:34:00.600 You know, rich people don't care about us, and you know, 1333 01:34:00.479 --> 01:34:03.199 killing a lot of people to make a lot of money is fucking business as 1334 01:34:03.279 --> 01:34:06.960 usual. Like it's not even it's not even conspiratorial to say that, it's 1335 01:34:08.119 --> 01:34:13.159 just that happens. It's just they ignoring the EPA right, the Environmental Protection 1336 01:34:13.319 --> 01:34:15.880 Agency and dumping shit and killing a bunch of people in environments and stuff, 1337 01:34:15.920 --> 01:34:19.039 and then they profit and then they'll pay like a small fine, but they 1338 01:34:19.119 --> 01:34:23.359 made billions, you know what I'm saying. It's like that's not a conspiracy 1339 01:34:23.399 --> 01:34:25.680 theory. That just happens, Like you know what I'm saying, Like it's 1340 01:34:25.720 --> 01:34:29.159 not even, but people will have a hard time continuing with that, so 1341 01:34:29.199 --> 01:34:31.840 they got to make shit up or whatever. Figure out like some type of 1342 01:34:31.960 --> 01:34:36.079 justification for this. I think we should start sewing people together again, honestly, 1343 01:34:36.840 --> 01:34:42.159 not some people, not ideologically speaking, not like because somebody is like 1344 01:34:42.239 --> 01:34:44.920 a race or anything. I just think I just think it'd be funny if 1345 01:34:44.920 --> 01:34:48.359 there was just a guy that went around sewing people together and that was his 1346 01:34:48.600 --> 01:34:50.880 that was and he was like, uh, you know how like New York 1347 01:34:50.920 --> 01:34:56.960 City has the naked Cowboy and stuff like that, Yes, the rat guy. 1348 01:34:57.399 --> 01:34:59.960 Yeah, yeah, the right guy or Spider Cutz. I feel like 1349 01:35:00.239 --> 01:35:02.720 it would be cool if not even anywhere specific, Like it could be Los 1350 01:35:02.720 --> 01:35:05.760 Angeles, it could be you know, fucking Ohio, Like I don't care 1351 01:35:05.800 --> 01:35:08.359 where, but like, it would be cool if there was just like a 1352 01:35:08.479 --> 01:35:11.479 oh, that's that's a guy in the city that sws people together. Yeah, 1353 01:35:11.560 --> 01:35:15.960 like that's that's that's that's like we need we need to read. We 1354 01:35:15.960 --> 01:35:19.479 need to start putting people down. Man, I would put I do I 1355 01:35:19.760 --> 01:35:26.600 I it's so I so like, you have no idea how much I agree 1356 01:35:26.600 --> 01:35:30.840 with that ship, which just like it's there's there are people that are just 1357 01:35:30.960 --> 01:35:34.520 doing yeah did you hear? Did you hear? Okay, we got to 1358 01:35:34.560 --> 01:35:39.239 move on after this. Nancy Pelosi was all like, AO, if you 1359 01:35:39.439 --> 01:35:45.760 if you're saying anything about a ceasefire, you're with You're with Putin, You're 1360 01:35:45.800 --> 01:35:49.479 running you you agree with Putin, You're I'm done with this, I'm done. 1361 01:35:50.640 --> 01:35:56.119 Catapult dude, catapult her? Like at this point, just can we 1362 01:35:56.239 --> 01:36:01.000 do that? Can we? Just like we can't people? No trip chase 1363 01:36:01.039 --> 01:36:04.840 for people? Unfortunately, no trip, But why not I don't know, 1364 01:36:08.279 --> 01:36:13.760 and pray to some sort of dark lord to empower one person to deal with 1365 01:36:13.880 --> 01:36:18.680 people like that in Philadelphia and we all got to strap him down and pray 1366 01:36:18.760 --> 01:36:24.399 over him until he transforms into something I can deal with people like him where 1367 01:36:24.399 --> 01:36:27.560 it's like if you don't, Tim will show up at nighttime and get you. 1368 01:36:28.479 --> 01:36:36.039 Wouldn't it be crazy if if really if religious like religion exists purely because 1369 01:36:36.239 --> 01:36:43.560 like let's say, for example, the power of prayer works, but it 1370 01:36:43.720 --> 01:36:47.000 was a lot stronger back in the in in like the biblical times when there 1371 01:36:47.039 --> 01:36:51.159 were fewer people, almost like you have this conversation that we had, like 1372 01:36:51.199 --> 01:36:57.520 where the theory of like we that we share a con we we share an 1373 01:36:57.640 --> 01:37:00.720 intellect pool, and like the more of us there are are, the the 1374 01:37:00.880 --> 01:37:04.640 lower are collective bar for intelligence gets like the idea of like we all share 1375 01:37:04.920 --> 01:37:10.039 the same potential for inte intellect. So if there's like eight billion, ten 1376 01:37:10.119 --> 01:37:14.319 billion, twelve billion people, we can only be so smart because there's too 1377 01:37:14.359 --> 01:37:17.159 many people hogging up the bandwidth. You just get radically stupider as yeah, 1378 01:37:17.960 --> 01:37:21.039 yeah, so with no sense how I cave? Why were cavemen not as 1379 01:37:21.079 --> 01:37:25.279 intelligent as us? Because they they had they were smart enough not to seek 1380 01:37:25.319 --> 01:37:29.680 that knowledge. They were smart enough to just be content with fucking stupid. 1381 01:37:29.960 --> 01:37:31.359 So at that point there's no point. Then that point is no point, 1382 01:37:31.399 --> 01:37:35.119 Then this is stupid stud They were smart, They were smart enough to realize, 1383 01:37:35.239 --> 01:37:39.760 hey, I'm I'm not depressed. I'm just always afraid of real things 1384 01:37:39.800 --> 01:37:44.800 that are are scary as opposed to like now where people are weird. Like 1385 01:37:45.479 --> 01:37:46.479 yeah, I don't know. I don't know which is worth honestly either, 1386 01:37:46.600 --> 01:37:49.600 Like but I think, uh, I don't know. It'd be funnier. 1387 01:37:49.760 --> 01:37:53.840 It'd be funny to me if if the power of prayer worked that way, 1388 01:37:53.880 --> 01:37:59.039 where it's like one person praying in like the year five hundred meant a lot 1389 01:38:00.680 --> 01:38:03.720 because there were that was a that was a sizeable percentage of like the population 1390 01:38:03.960 --> 01:38:08.199 in comparison to now. But we'll think of it like this, think of 1391 01:38:08.279 --> 01:38:14.920 it like this, right if I am mattered. Okay, a lot of 1392 01:38:14.920 --> 01:38:17.079 people with their praying, there's a lot of people over there praying really hard, 1393 01:38:17.279 --> 01:38:19.600 really really really hard. Yeah, but they all think they're praying for 1394 01:38:19.640 --> 01:38:23.359 the same thing, but they're not, Like they don't actually communicate about what 1395 01:38:23.520 --> 01:38:26.359 what it is that like, cause what is it that were like, hey, 1396 01:38:26.479 --> 01:38:33.359 let's pray for food today actually gets It's it's usually something like I'll pray 1397 01:38:33.520 --> 01:38:36.319 for you, like let's all let's all pray for him, And it's like, 1398 01:38:36.359 --> 01:38:40.279 what does that fucking mean? What what are you praying for me? 1399 01:38:40.840 --> 01:38:43.800 Like some of you could be praying that, like I get healthy, some 1400 01:38:43.880 --> 01:38:46.079 of you could be praying that I'm financially okay. Some of you might be 1401 01:38:46.119 --> 01:38:49.279 praying for like, oh, maybe his family life gets better or something like 1402 01:38:49.359 --> 01:38:55.399 I pray for hims like oh, I hope you meet somebody soon. Pray 1403 01:38:55.520 --> 01:39:00.399 for you is so unfocused, you know what I mean? So like I 1404 01:39:00.439 --> 01:39:02.039 don't know, I don't know what the fuck you're praying for. Imagine if 1405 01:39:02.039 --> 01:39:06.479 somebody needed about eight thousand prayers to come back to life and so we're gonna 1406 01:39:06.520 --> 01:39:09.920 all pray for Giant to come back to life, right, and there's like 1407 01:39:10.000 --> 01:39:19.560 four people that don't. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna pray for fucking Edman's 1408 01:39:19.600 --> 01:39:25.239 donut. I'm gonna pray for sixty five mors. I'm gonna pray for an 1409 01:39:25.279 --> 01:39:30.720 inch longer. I'm gonna pay for four ram I don't know. Yeah, 1410 01:39:31.159 --> 01:39:38.319 of course, let's get questions. God damn, you got some of these 1411 01:39:38.359 --> 01:39:40.640 questions out the way. We gotta go together to this. Becca wrote in 1412 01:39:41.920 --> 01:39:46.199 Greetings three wise men, this question was inspired by your by your infamous extra 1413 01:39:46.279 --> 01:39:48.560 Ammo. I don't know which one that is, because I feel like we've 1414 01:39:48.560 --> 01:39:54.640 had a couple infamous uh, but she continues, if you could force the 1415 01:39:54.800 --> 01:39:58.600 Daily Wire to produce a movie or documentary, what would it be? Okay, 1416 01:39:58.640 --> 01:40:03.760 so it's it's about our gears of work. I love a Daily Wires 1417 01:40:03.880 --> 01:40:10.079 written bad Boys movie. Oh my god, it would movie or documentary. 1418 01:40:10.560 --> 01:40:14.479 It would just be five minutes because they would, like, you know, 1419 01:40:14.640 --> 01:40:18.319 even though they're fucking a part of the they're part of the fucking police force, 1420 01:40:18.520 --> 01:40:25.319 they would somehow get arrested and executed or something like. It would somehow 1421 01:40:25.439 --> 01:40:28.439 they would end up in jail and it wouldn't work out for them, and 1422 01:40:28.520 --> 01:40:31.039 then the white police captain would be like cleaning up our streets and then it 1423 01:40:31.199 --> 01:40:41.960 ends roots. I want I want the Daily Wire to do like a Cayu, 1424 01:40:43.520 --> 01:40:47.439 like a Cayu kind of show, where like it's about like a like 1425 01:40:47.520 --> 01:40:54.239 an American little boy learning about how he should probably steer clear of black people, 1426 01:40:54.319 --> 01:40:59.359 and and how now and how he should always clutches, he should always 1427 01:40:59.359 --> 01:41:03.560 cross the street. Probably already a thing, Yeah, maybe honestly, like 1428 01:41:03.840 --> 01:41:06.640 all that might that might be, don't know, it's probably one of their 1429 01:41:06.680 --> 01:41:15.720 movies already. I think I would want to see their take on a I 1430 01:41:15.960 --> 01:41:23.000 want them to make a uh a religious scandal on all of the all of 1431 01:41:23.119 --> 01:41:27.680 the child rape. I want I want to see how they would handle just 1432 01:41:27.880 --> 01:41:31.119 like all of the religious institutions, like the Boys Scouts that have over eighty 1433 01:41:31.199 --> 01:41:41.399 thousand cases those are alleged, don't don't alleged cases. They're not alleged cases. 1434 01:41:41.439 --> 01:41:50.640 They're cases. Their cases are not alleged, they're real cases them alone. 1435 01:41:50.640 --> 01:41:56.960 They taught me how to tie a nut. I bet they did cock 1436 01:41:57.039 --> 01:42:01.279 in my mouth. You can tie my penis. If you can tie my 1437 01:42:01.359 --> 01:42:04.359 penis in a knot while it's with your tongue, while it's in your mouth, 1438 01:42:04.439 --> 01:42:09.720 you win a free Uh you get to go home. Yeah, you 1439 01:42:09.800 --> 01:42:13.760 get a free not you get a free not dick right now, but you'll 1440 01:42:13.760 --> 01:42:16.119 get it tomorrow anyway when you come back. Yeah, because you're still I 1441 01:42:16.159 --> 01:42:18.600 wanted to be a boy scout so bad. I wanted to be a boy 1442 01:42:18.640 --> 01:42:24.840 scout so I should always look gay as I was. I was in the 1443 01:42:25.279 --> 01:42:30.000 Scouts for like for like three months, I think, and then it's fine, 1444 01:42:30.119 --> 01:42:34.800 Like there was no like it's New York. I think you're too hard 1445 01:42:39.039 --> 01:42:43.199 vegus. It was like the fakeust religious Like going to Catholic school in New 1446 01:42:43.239 --> 01:42:46.760 York is so funny because it's like it was the least it was, unironically 1447 01:42:47.000 --> 01:42:51.760 more free than the public school. Like we could we just had run of 1448 01:42:51.840 --> 01:42:56.319 that school. We could do whatever, Like I could tell people just didn't 1449 01:42:56.920 --> 01:42:59.760 I could tell like outside of the fact that like we had to wear uniforms. 1450 01:43:00.800 --> 01:43:03.119 Uh yeah, we had. We had like the fucking polo and like 1451 01:43:03.159 --> 01:43:08.439 I had like a like a yellowish polo and like slacks that I that I 1452 01:43:08.479 --> 01:43:12.640 had to wear every single day. But beyond that, But beyond that, 1453 01:43:12.840 --> 01:43:15.560 like we could do like people would bring their GameCubes to school and we would 1454 01:43:15.600 --> 01:43:17.119 like just like school would end and then the second the bell would ring, 1455 01:43:17.159 --> 01:43:19.520 we would like start hooking it up in the bathroom. And it was like 1456 01:43:19.600 --> 01:43:23.800 the teachers had no fucking autonomy at all. They were just happy. They 1457 01:43:23.840 --> 01:43:27.039 were I think they were just they were just happy not to be dealing with 1458 01:43:27.119 --> 01:43:29.920 a school of like five hundred people because I think it was only like seventy 1459 01:43:30.079 --> 01:43:31.680 kids in that school, which is crazy. Yeah, yeah, that makes 1460 01:43:31.720 --> 01:43:34.399 a lot of sense. That's a world of a difference. But yeah, 1461 01:43:34.439 --> 01:43:38.600 man, that's a I want to see the other daily the water would handle 1462 01:43:38.640 --> 01:43:42.399 that shit, because there's there. I want to see how they would try 1463 01:43:42.600 --> 01:43:45.279 how are they gonna because you know, they avoid this at all cost. 1464 01:43:45.800 --> 01:43:48.279 They literally never talk about it, and they'll try to blame like a drag 1465 01:43:48.399 --> 01:43:53.960 queed for reading a fucking book in the library, and they're literally militias shutting 1466 01:43:54.039 --> 01:43:59.800 down libraries and terrorizing them. One of my friends there, that means it's 1467 01:43:59.800 --> 01:44:01.359 not a pedophile. But like there was that guy who fucking cut his dad's 1468 01:44:01.399 --> 01:44:05.880 head off. Yeah, like those I saw that I saw that, and 1469 01:44:05.960 --> 01:44:11.119 I was like, huh he his dad's an FBI agent. And because of 1470 01:44:11.159 --> 01:44:15.880 that, these people, this propaganda is working so well that there's the unhinged 1471 01:44:15.920 --> 01:44:20.840 people that are acting out. There's a guy that had struck a Nancy Pelosi's 1472 01:44:20.960 --> 01:44:26.760 husband with a hammer because he believes in all of this child stuff and everything 1473 01:44:26.840 --> 01:44:30.119 and blah blah blah, and they're all it's all this nefarious, crazy shit, 1474 01:44:30.560 --> 01:44:31.600 Like, oh, that's why I say, going back to that, 1475 01:44:31.840 --> 01:44:36.680 like, these people do need to be drawn and quartered because they're literally getting 1476 01:44:36.720 --> 01:44:41.279 people killed. Literally, And so I want to see all the day of 1477 01:44:41.279 --> 01:44:43.359 the wired though. I want to see it. Would I think it would 1478 01:44:43.359 --> 01:44:47.319 be a fantastic documentary because how it's it's a complete oxymoron. How do you 1479 01:44:47.439 --> 01:44:51.079 make something that you completely ignore, right, Like, you completely ignore all 1480 01:44:51.119 --> 01:44:58.119 this shit's happening. Children are getting molested and assaulted and disappeared every fucking week 1481 01:44:58.880 --> 01:45:01.039 and they never mention it. And even though they care about the kids, 1482 01:45:01.079 --> 01:45:06.159 it's the number one priority. So how do they make this documentary and now 1483 01:45:06.239 --> 01:45:12.760 they have to reconcile with this thing that they've avoided for forever. I think 1484 01:45:12.800 --> 01:45:15.319 that would be like the greatest ship, Like, how would they even go 1485 01:45:15.399 --> 01:45:17.439 about it? I don't know. So there's these people, you know, 1486 01:45:17.720 --> 01:45:21.039 rogue agents that I don't know. They do a couple of weird things, 1487 01:45:21.159 --> 01:45:28.680 and I don't know. Man directed by Bena Sons late directed by Bench Shapio 1488 01:45:28.800 --> 01:45:35.119 sounds he can wrap the things off. Oh my god, let's let's forget 1489 01:45:35.159 --> 01:45:39.119 about this thing about Alex Haley and his family. And so this is a 1490 01:45:39.159 --> 01:45:42.560 story about how blacks are. This is the story all about how the blacks 1491 01:45:42.560 --> 01:45:44.600 are still a problem now. And I'd like to take a minature sit right 1492 01:45:44.640 --> 01:45:47.720 there, and then here we are on roots Hola, get all the damn 1493 01:45:47.760 --> 01:45:55.520 blacks out of here. Your name is Toby Boy. And he's like, 1494 01:45:55.760 --> 01:46:01.039 yes, I am Toby. I will obey forever. It basically doing everything. 1495 01:46:02.039 --> 01:46:08.000 An idea of The Fresh Prince by Ben Shapiro is that's not that's not 1496 01:46:08.159 --> 01:46:14.920 bad Daily Wire Fresh Prince. That is amazing that it would be so different 1497 01:46:15.079 --> 01:46:21.159 like Carlton. Carlton would just be like the cooniest. Yeah, it would 1498 01:46:21.199 --> 01:46:25.960 be way more. He would be like he would always have the makeup on, 1499 01:46:26.439 --> 01:46:29.439 he would always have the black face, he would have whiten himself. 1500 01:46:30.640 --> 01:46:36.319 He would do minuscule bleachings every every episode. What do you need, Dan, 1501 01:46:36.359 --> 01:46:44.279 I'm doing my bleaching. Leave me alone, Dan, I'm busy downloading 1502 01:46:44.319 --> 01:46:51.479 Kenny Chesney songs. Uh. Full metal character. I loved him character. 1503 01:46:51.520 --> 01:46:55.199 I think he was such a great character. That also is great, like 1504 01:46:55.279 --> 01:47:00.039 I I think I love everybody on that show. Actually like it's it's yeah, 1505 01:47:01.479 --> 01:47:04.359 uh full metal swing wrote in he says, when will the cock rate 1506 01:47:04.479 --> 01:47:10.239 Patreon tier exist? Cock rate? You want us to rate your penis? 1507 01:47:10.279 --> 01:47:12.399 Is that what you're saying? Yeah, yeah, they want us. I 1508 01:47:12.479 --> 01:47:15.800 mean, look, if you've got if look, look, if there's really 1509 01:47:15.800 --> 01:47:18.399 a market out there for it, let us hear it. We'll see what 1510 01:47:18.479 --> 01:47:25.239 happens. It's gonna be at least one hundred dollars, at least minimum minimum. 1511 01:47:25.479 --> 01:47:27.439 I'm not looking at I'm not looking at that pipe for no reason. 1512 01:47:27.520 --> 01:47:33.199 Doc, I tell you what when when uh, when my only thighs drops 1513 01:47:33.479 --> 01:47:38.560 this summer, it's gonna be called uh oh, I don't know. I 1514 01:47:38.600 --> 01:47:41.920 don't know what it's gonna be called. Anyway, Definitely, you can send 1515 01:47:42.000 --> 01:47:45.119 me money and I will rate your penis. But here's the thing. If 1516 01:47:45.159 --> 01:47:48.520 it's not erected, don't even don't even don't even don't come with no bullshit. 1517 01:47:48.680 --> 01:47:54.880 Don't even fucking play with me, honestly, unless you got a pipe 1518 01:47:54.920 --> 01:47:56.880 on you, if you gotta, if you got a creature, if you 1519 01:47:56.960 --> 01:47:59.319 have one and you have a hard time erecting it because it needs too much 1520 01:47:59.319 --> 01:48:01.840 blood. Okay, fair. I love the idea someone tries to like a 1521 01:48:01.920 --> 01:48:05.000 video of their hard thinking, they pass out, and they send you that 1522 01:48:05.119 --> 01:48:11.279 whole thing. You see that video, You see that video of the guy. 1523 01:48:12.720 --> 01:48:14.920 You're seeing that video of the cartoon. It's like a cartoon. It's 1524 01:48:14.960 --> 01:48:19.359 like scare. It's like animated in like a frighteningly like like really jarring way. 1525 01:48:19.439 --> 01:48:25.560 But he's like iron deficiency gang stand up. Oh, and he's like 1526 01:48:26.399 --> 01:48:30.680 he falls down, he crashes down the stairs. He is the most via. 1527 01:48:30.800 --> 01:48:34.439 It's one of the most violent things I've ever seen. But it's pretty 1528 01:48:34.479 --> 01:48:39.479 good anyway. The reality is we're probably we're not gonna do this, And 1529 01:48:39.560 --> 01:48:42.039 the reason why we're not gonna do this is for a very simple reason. 1530 01:48:42.479 --> 01:48:45.359 It's not even that like I'm not even opposed to this idea in a perfect 1531 01:48:45.399 --> 01:48:46.720 world, right, It's like whatever, I don't care, Like I'll take 1532 01:48:46.760 --> 01:48:50.760 your money to compliment or insult your penis, like I could give less of 1533 01:48:50.800 --> 01:48:55.279 a fuck. The issue is this is the Internet. It's a highly unregulated 1534 01:48:55.319 --> 01:49:00.840 space. I can't verify if you're a fucking minor. So no, yeah, 1535 01:49:00.239 --> 01:49:03.359 that's right. So no. The answer to this question is unequivocally no. 1536 01:49:04.319 --> 01:49:06.760 It would have to be on only fans where I think you have to 1537 01:49:08.039 --> 01:49:10.439 do you have to verify your h be on only fans? Pretty sure? 1538 01:49:10.479 --> 01:49:14.039 Right? I don't know. I don't I know I have I have an 1539 01:49:14.079 --> 01:49:15.399 account. I don't know if I had to. I think you might have 1540 01:49:15.479 --> 01:49:18.880 to be a creator because you have to, like ye, your bank account 1541 01:49:18.960 --> 01:49:21.640 or something. But being a user, yeah, fuck well, I'll look 1542 01:49:21.640 --> 01:49:26.279 it up later. Who cares only only thighs coming in the summer, we'll 1543 01:49:26.680 --> 01:49:30.279 we'll circle back to this. Yeah, we'll get your schedule. Work on 1544 01:49:30.319 --> 01:49:32.159 your penises. You guys need to start juking and stuff. You guys need 1545 01:49:32.239 --> 01:49:38.880 to start really getting I've been joking. That was five bro five the Nightmare. 1546 01:49:39.199 --> 01:49:45.199 The Nightmare wrote in the Nightman says rather have over the Would you rather? 1547 01:49:45.439 --> 01:49:50.119 The Nightmare says? Would you rather have crazy, super super convincing AI 1548 01:49:50.279 --> 01:49:57.119 deep fakes like ninety realistic of you guys earnestly admitting to shits so horrible that 1549 01:49:57.199 --> 01:50:01.119 there's no recovering from it, or release a video or a series of videos 1550 01:50:01.159 --> 01:50:04.560 of you take guys taking turns spit roasting each other. I mean, I'll 1551 01:50:04.560 --> 01:50:08.840 think that, I mean whatever they I what, I don't care. It's 1552 01:50:08.880 --> 01:50:12.159 AI. If it's ninety percent believable, then that means it's ten percent there's 1553 01:50:12.159 --> 01:50:14.319 a ten percent layer of doubt there. So like, I don't mind that. 1554 01:50:15.680 --> 01:50:18.960 I don't want to do. I'm not spit roasting anybody. What the 1555 01:50:19.039 --> 01:50:23.640 fuck is wrong with? Yeah, I don't want to literally sproat friend questions. 1556 01:50:24.079 --> 01:50:26.600 I don't want to spit roast my friends. So the obvious answer is, 1557 01:50:26.720 --> 01:50:28.439 yeah, I'll deal, Like I just be like, dude, is 1558 01:50:28.479 --> 01:50:31.760 AI like and everybody would know it, and the people who don't are people 1559 01:50:31.760 --> 01:50:35.960 who would like who wouldn't care anyway, So like that's kind of I guess 1560 01:50:39.000 --> 01:50:45.880 is the is the is the is the idea that though the people that don't 1561 01:50:45.960 --> 01:50:50.000 know you is the majority of people, and they believe it, and it 1562 01:50:50.279 --> 01:50:55.439 ruined your career because it ruins your life essentially because of that. I guess 1563 01:50:55.439 --> 01:51:00.319 that's supposed to be the scenario to make it not so easy to wheeze out 1564 01:51:00.359 --> 01:51:06.159 of right if it ruins. She didn't say, what did he say us 1565 01:51:06.159 --> 01:51:09.520 specifically, or do you say your friends? He said, what was that? 1566 01:51:09.680 --> 01:51:13.840 Was it for you? A series? Would you guys record and release 1567 01:51:14.279 --> 01:51:17.079 a video or a series of videos of you guys taking turns spit roasting each 1568 01:51:17.079 --> 01:51:23.439 other? So also us us, Oh yeah, okay, I would definitely 1569 01:51:23.479 --> 01:51:27.039 have to go with the AI thing. I'll take my I'll take the I'll 1570 01:51:27.079 --> 01:51:30.079 take the risk because I really, realistically, I don't really give a fuck 1571 01:51:30.119 --> 01:51:36.520 of my reputation stars that doesn't really do anything, like not really like the 1572 01:51:36.680 --> 01:51:41.119 only like, I guess the only thing I'd be really upset with if there 1573 01:51:41.239 --> 01:51:46.800 was, like, oh, some everyone believed I was on Epstein's black booker, 1574 01:51:46.880 --> 01:51:49.039 So then I'd be kind of like, what the like, as long 1575 01:51:49.039 --> 01:51:53.319 as I'm not hunted as hunted, I don't care what people think about me. 1576 01:51:54.000 --> 01:51:56.359 You would be hunted in that scenario. That's the only thing I'd probably 1577 01:51:56.399 --> 01:52:00.159 be having a problem with. Probably people thought like out there, I'm on 1578 01:52:00.239 --> 01:52:03.640 Epstein's flight list and like nineteen like nineteen ninety two, and I'm like I 1579 01:52:03.760 --> 01:52:09.840 wasn't born. This is false. I was born. I was born. 1580 01:52:10.239 --> 01:52:12.640 I was four years old. I don't think. I don't think he wants 1581 01:52:12.680 --> 01:52:15.199 to hang out with babies a baby, but not for the right reason. 1582 01:52:15.399 --> 01:52:19.039 Yeah, he was hanging out with little girls, but he doesn't want to 1583 01:52:19.039 --> 01:52:21.239 hang out with the male baby. Be like, hey, yo, baby, 1584 01:52:21.319 --> 01:52:24.880 you want you want to get in on this, you want to you 1585 01:52:24.920 --> 01:52:28.880 want next baby, and you're just fucking shy yourself. Where's my mom? 1586 01:52:29.600 --> 01:52:31.720 Where's my mom? Shut the fuck up, baby, We're gonna have some 1587 01:52:31.840 --> 01:52:35.680 fun. It gives you a line of cocaine and watches a baby suffer, 1588 01:52:36.479 --> 01:52:43.640 suffer. Fucking yo, baby, a cocaine is fucking crazy. I thought 1589 01:52:43.640 --> 01:52:47.039 about I thought about this right. I thought about this right. Imagine selling 1590 01:52:47.159 --> 01:52:50.479 fentanyl like I imagine giving kids because people did this right, A trigger treating 1591 01:52:50.520 --> 01:52:57.119 has decreased, genuinely because of the whole fentanyl scared Yeah, funny, imagine 1592 01:52:57.239 --> 01:53:00.520 giving kids fentanyl Halloween. A little seven year old comes up to you, 1593 01:53:01.000 --> 01:53:06.600 he gets a candy, eats it, and he just starts zombabies. Why 1594 01:53:06.640 --> 01:53:12.039 are people so fucking stupid about that? Though? When when the absolute fuck 1595 01:53:12.119 --> 01:53:16.680 have you known anyone that's had a candy apple razor blade or poisoning their fucking 1596 01:53:16.800 --> 01:53:21.640 child like I've never seen. I've never I've never, I've never seen it 1597 01:53:21.800 --> 01:53:28.239 happen. But I definitely know that people were given drugs before in New York. 1598 01:53:28.600 --> 01:53:32.880 I know that happened in the Bronx. I don't know that. I'm 1599 01:53:33.000 --> 01:53:38.159 so absurd, though, Who the fuck gives away free drugs? Villains? 1600 01:53:39.039 --> 01:53:43.479 Villain creature villains want to make money, they don't want to the only way 1601 01:53:43.560 --> 01:53:47.439 you give a big game you're talking about big game villains. We're talking about 1602 01:53:47.520 --> 01:53:51.640 little street level villains. Maybe maybe, And if that, I still question 1603 01:53:51.800 --> 01:53:56.880 that because you're gonna waste your only little money you have, just to give 1604 01:53:56.920 --> 01:54:00.359 it away to somebody and you don't even get to see it happen. You 1605 01:54:00.079 --> 01:54:03.520 receive the Derek, Derek, did you Derek. It's about it's about the 1606 01:54:03.520 --> 01:54:10.720 satisfaction of knowing you know what it's like. Do you know? Do you 1607 01:54:10.840 --> 01:54:13.479 stay up the house and wait for the ambulance of coming you know? It's 1608 01:54:13.760 --> 01:54:19.199 no, it's simply it's simply you simply know, But you don't. You 1609 01:54:19.399 --> 01:54:23.640 simply have to gamble. They might not even eat your candy. It just 1610 01:54:23.720 --> 01:54:27.119 seems like bullshit. But what you've done, what you've done, is you've 1611 01:54:27.319 --> 01:54:30.840 you've created. These are These are not big game villains who are cold and 1612 01:54:31.000 --> 01:54:34.600 calculated. These are people. These are menaces, people who just want to 1613 01:54:34.640 --> 01:54:41.159 watch the world burn, just like Michael Place, like a little watch. 1614 01:54:44.039 --> 01:54:46.319 I poke. There are people. There are people, for real. There 1615 01:54:46.359 --> 01:54:50.199 are people who poked holes in condoms and that's it, and then they would 1616 01:54:50.239 --> 01:54:55.319 leave and then just just to know that they created a splinter in space time 1617 01:54:55.359 --> 01:55:00.520 where it's like I seed ten branching timelines. I just ruined someone's life. 1618 01:55:00.760 --> 01:55:05.920 Definitely, I will concede. I will concede to that that that that I'm 1619 01:55:05.960 --> 01:55:10.479 not even saying it is an impossibility. I say I know I'm probable of 1620 01:55:10.640 --> 01:55:14.159 like the likeliness of it happening. It's it's just so low. It's so 1621 01:55:14.319 --> 01:55:17.680 low that it has happeningly unlikely. It's like the idea that it would happen 1622 01:55:17.720 --> 01:55:23.560 to you at all is is fucking preposterous because it happens like maybe one it's 1623 01:55:23.600 --> 01:55:27.840 like ninety nine point nine percent chance it's not going to happen to you. 1624 01:55:28.039 --> 01:55:30.439 And so the idea of being afraid of it is ridiculous, right right, 1625 01:55:30.600 --> 01:55:33.479 right, that we lived in a world right where people went on freeway bridges 1626 01:55:33.560 --> 01:55:41.239 on freeways and threw frozen turkeys off. That really happened. That happened, 1627 01:55:42.399 --> 01:55:46.520 That really happened, real, actually happened. Like it was twenty thirteen or 1628 01:55:46.640 --> 01:55:51.520 twenty twelve. It was around college, it was around Uh. So it's 1629 01:55:51.680 --> 01:55:56.119 not a tradition. It's not a tradition. Though, it's not happening. 1630 01:55:56.399 --> 01:56:00.720 No, it happens. It happens over there. How all right, this 1631 01:56:00.840 --> 01:56:03.439 is terrible, This is terrible. This is terrible, by the way, 1632 01:56:03.479 --> 01:56:10.720 but like I laughed because I'm shocked by it. But it's so woman hit 1633 01:56:10.800 --> 01:56:17.119 by frozen turkey tossed through windshield in two thousand and four? Dies? Did 1634 01:56:17.159 --> 01:56:23.079 they? Did they get the people that did it? Uh? Because I 1635 01:56:23.159 --> 01:56:26.920 want to see the courtship of that. I don't want to see the fucking 1636 01:56:27.039 --> 01:56:30.840 turkey tossers, Like I want to see the placed her head. Dude, 1637 01:56:30.920 --> 01:56:35.479 it replaced her dude. The impact, the impact, the impact broke. 1638 01:56:35.680 --> 01:56:47.319 Every time the impact broke. He's laughing fucking crazy. It is so outrageous, 1639 01:56:47.920 --> 01:56:54.399 it's so evil, Like why like dood compel a person to throw a 1640 01:56:54.560 --> 01:56:59.720 fucking job, dude, Like, people don't understand that. It doesn't to 1641 01:57:00.079 --> 01:57:04.359 you barely lived it. She's like, yeah, but that is some people. 1642 01:57:04.520 --> 01:57:09.840 Okay, I know rocks, people throw rocks at cars, fucking assholes. 1643 01:57:09.880 --> 01:57:17.359 But okay, so here's this is important, that it is important. 1644 01:57:17.960 --> 01:57:20.880 The teens were arrested shortly after the assault, and several of them agreed to 1645 01:57:20.920 --> 01:57:26.600 testify. Uh. He would have faced up to twenty five years in pricient 1646 01:57:26.680 --> 01:57:31.359 prison if he was convicted of throwing the turkey. Uh. Instead, the 1647 01:57:31.560 --> 01:57:40.640 victim intervened and worked to get him amnesty. Oh so this was a different 1648 01:57:40.680 --> 01:57:45.119 one that didn't I didn't know. So this woman she died, No, 1649 01:57:45.279 --> 01:57:47.560 this is this is a story about this woman dying. But I guess she 1650 01:57:47.640 --> 01:57:53.439 didn't die from that, you know what I mean? But I alos thought 1651 01:57:53.640 --> 01:57:56.319 I always thought her head got popped off. Well, it said it. 1652 01:57:56.640 --> 01:57:59.760 The impact broke every bone, and the impact broke broke every bone in her 1653 01:57:59.760 --> 01:58:02.279 face required a ten hour surgery, three titanium plates, and a wire mesh 1654 01:58:02.319 --> 01:58:06.520 for her left eye socket to correct. The teens were what I just read, 1655 01:58:06.680 --> 01:58:11.479 and she and she worked with them to forgive these people because they were 1656 01:58:11.520 --> 01:58:15.399 teenage and this punk ass bitch, this punk ass bitch. No, I'm 1657 01:58:15.439 --> 01:58:19.039 sorry. You know, you work with kids that steal, you work with 1658 01:58:19.199 --> 01:58:26.359 kids that do ship like you don't kids throw Really, any kid that did 1659 01:58:26.479 --> 01:58:31.560 that is just the fucking jackass like kid that's not a super villain. You 1660 01:58:31.640 --> 01:58:35.520 don't rehabilitate that ship though. I'm sorry. It's like just because kids do 1661 01:58:35.680 --> 01:58:42.479 dumb ship but like that, this is your this is your again, young 1662 01:58:42.560 --> 01:58:46.560 people do I'm mid the middle. I'm in the middle because listen, listen, 1663 01:58:46.600 --> 01:58:54.000 listen. I'm sorry. I absolutely I have absolutely thrown not as that 1664 01:58:54.159 --> 01:58:59.680 bad as that, but I've done some ship life. But also at the 1665 01:58:59.720 --> 01:59:01.560 same time, at the same time, I knew I was being a dumb 1666 01:59:01.680 --> 01:59:06.039 kid. Of course, everybody is aware of the dumb shit they're doing, 1667 01:59:06.920 --> 01:59:10.960 right, But then usually the point is, oh, maybe they don't. 1668 01:59:11.079 --> 01:59:15.520 They didn't realize the the the the entire ramifications of what the batches that they're 1669 01:59:15.600 --> 01:59:21.399 doing. But you know, going a fucking frozen turkey is going to hurt 1670 01:59:21.479 --> 01:59:25.319 somebody. That is the point. There is no other point of doing that, 1671 01:59:26.119 --> 01:59:28.920 Like, there's no they threw it off a bridge when a car was 1672 01:59:29.039 --> 01:59:33.319 coming point, And that's not when you do that. That's what I'm saying. 1673 01:59:33.359 --> 01:59:36.359 There's no other point of, like, say, throwing a frozen turkey 1674 01:59:36.479 --> 01:59:43.720 through a house window. I can forgive that supremely idioticulous. It's no, 1675 01:59:43.880 --> 01:59:47.840 it's extremely idiotic. But the thing is, your intent is not to hurt 1676 01:59:47.920 --> 01:59:49.960 somebody. Now, somebody could get hurt, they could be right by the 1677 01:59:50.000 --> 01:59:55.319 window, but your idea of the odds of that happening is very low compared 1678 01:59:55.359 --> 02:00:00.000 to the only outcome of throwing something that heavy off the fucking the bridge. 1679 02:00:00.079 --> 02:00:05.119 Two. There's only one outcome. There's only one fucking outcome. Yeah, 1680 02:00:09.000 --> 02:00:12.720 dude. I people say that like, oh man, they were young. 1681 02:00:12.800 --> 02:00:15.800 It's like, dude, I was young. I've been young too. I've 1682 02:00:16.000 --> 02:00:20.119 never done anything even remotely like this. I've done my fair share of like 1683 02:00:20.239 --> 02:00:27.439 shitty things, but nothing remotely, nothing even remotely close to this, and 1684 02:00:27.720 --> 02:00:30.119 and things. It's like Kingson almost agree. Kings is like, oh, 1685 02:00:30.159 --> 02:00:32.079 well, I've done my fair share of future too. But like Kingson, 1686 02:00:32.119 --> 02:00:35.319 you're a you should be and you should be you should be put away. 1687 02:00:35.359 --> 02:00:40.760 You're terrible, You're you're scary, you're scared, you're a scary person. 1688 02:00:42.479 --> 02:00:46.520 I'm not that bad. I never harmed anyone. But I've definitely done fireball 1689 02:00:46.680 --> 02:00:53.039 out of your window out of fear. It wasn't because I did it because 1690 02:00:53.039 --> 02:00:55.640 I was a fucking I did it because I wanted to hurt nobody. I 1691 02:00:55.840 --> 02:00:59.159 was scared. I saw what happened. I was like, Oh, you 1692 02:00:59.199 --> 02:01:00.359 did it because you were scared. That's oh. I did it because I 1693 02:01:00.439 --> 02:01:06.560 was scared. Oh throw it in the Yeah, it would have been in 1694 02:01:06.680 --> 02:01:11.439 the house. It would have been inside. My whole water would extinguish it. 1695 02:01:12.479 --> 02:01:17.520 I you threw it out and somebody's ass. I got scared. The 1696 02:01:17.600 --> 02:01:23.399 guy came up to the guy came up to my door head. The guy 1697 02:01:23.479 --> 02:01:26.720 came out my door in that military uniform he had. He had that military 1698 02:01:26.800 --> 02:01:28.960 uniform. He came up to my door, and I just said, look, 1699 02:01:29.039 --> 02:01:31.159 man, the the Weinstein's are hiding in that house. And I was 1700 02:01:31.279 --> 02:01:33.680 just like, I gave them up because I was just I was just afraid. 1701 02:01:33.760 --> 02:01:38.720 I was just I don't know, I was just stupid. That is 1702 02:01:39.159 --> 02:01:42.359 I love how extreme that is. That is like zero two one billion, 1703 02:01:43.359 --> 02:01:45.600 significantly different. I don't think it's any different. I don't think it's I 1704 02:01:45.640 --> 02:01:48.760 don't think it's any I think you're throwing. I think you throwing a fireball 1705 02:01:48.800 --> 02:01:51.880 out of your window is equivalent to giving away a hiding family of Jews during 1706 02:01:51.920 --> 02:02:08.119 the Holocaust. That is wild. That is with fear so the same. 1707 02:02:08.199 --> 02:02:10.840 Yeah, you're right, you're right. It's like, let me like, 1708 02:02:10.920 --> 02:02:13.279 let me, let me give you one of the most fucked up things. 1709 02:02:13.359 --> 02:02:16.319 I haven't did this. I was around when it happened. My friend found 1710 02:02:16.399 --> 02:02:21.920 out that birds can't have things that I have, like at that carbonated stuff. 1711 02:02:23.000 --> 02:02:26.960 Yes, like like rice and ship they can't have that. Yeah. 1712 02:02:28.119 --> 02:02:33.880 We literally went to the edge of Manhattan and he gave them like fucking and 1713 02:02:34.319 --> 02:02:38.439 he gave them an ascids. And I saw a bird pop and I was 1714 02:02:38.600 --> 02:02:43.840 like, oh no. And I remember the whole ride home. I was 1715 02:02:44.119 --> 02:02:48.880 sitting down on the trade laughing and cry because I never killed an animal before. 1716 02:02:48.880 --> 02:02:50.960 I never I don't think I ever killed animals. Still to this day, 1717 02:02:51.000 --> 02:02:59.079 it's not like I haven't I haven't animal an idiot. Yeah, And 1718 02:02:59.199 --> 02:03:03.520 I was I have it on the trade back to the rocks, sitting down 1719 02:03:04.000 --> 02:03:09.960 crying and shaking and laughing because I was my brain split right down in the 1720 02:03:10.000 --> 02:03:15.239 middlewhere like that was hilarious but also that was a living animal. Yeah, 1721 02:03:15.279 --> 02:03:17.880 you are, I've been involved in like that. We're like, hey, 1722 02:03:18.119 --> 02:03:21.640 you know, yeah, I've never I never got off on hurting animals ever. 1723 02:03:24.960 --> 02:03:30.960 Up understand the pest thing. I get that. Yeah, the roaches 1724 02:03:30.520 --> 02:03:35.199 when I when I killed those roaches a little too. You went a little 1725 02:03:35.239 --> 02:03:39.439 too experiment. You want a little to doctor Mangelo with your ship though, 1726 02:03:41.000 --> 02:03:43.960 disturbing. I just froze them. You did other things, you did other 1727 02:03:44.079 --> 02:03:45.399 things. No, I did. I never did anything. I remember one 1728 02:03:45.399 --> 02:03:48.079 of the episodes you you talked about a couple of things you did. I've 1729 02:03:48.159 --> 02:03:51.039 never killed animal that. I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything more 1730 02:03:51.079 --> 02:03:55.159 than like I crushed them and I froze them. But I didn't do anything 1731 02:03:57.239 --> 02:04:00.159 whatever you said then, yeah, you said, well, yeah, whatever 1732 02:04:00.239 --> 02:04:02.319 you said. You said some ship that I was like, man, this 1733 02:04:02.479 --> 02:04:08.439 guy like I dissected them or something like. What did I say? I 1734 02:04:08.520 --> 02:04:11.560 can't I remember. I don't remember what I said. Probably, dude, 1735 02:04:11.600 --> 02:04:14.680 this was probably like actually four years ago. That's the problem because it was 1736 02:04:14.840 --> 02:04:17.960 very early on. It was I think it was before the pandemic. Might 1737 02:04:18.039 --> 02:04:24.119 have been in person recording. When you talk about carbon No, I didn't 1738 02:04:24.359 --> 02:04:28.359 I didn't. I didn't. I'm not going to pretend. I'm not going 1739 02:04:28.399 --> 02:04:30.960 to pretend like there aren't things I would have loved to do to them, 1740 02:04:30.199 --> 02:04:33.640 because I fucking I hated them so much. But like I didn't actually go 1741 02:04:33.680 --> 02:04:36.640 out of my way to like build contraptions or anything. I just I would 1742 02:04:36.720 --> 02:04:41.680 stomp them when I saw them. And if if I did see them and 1743 02:04:41.800 --> 02:04:44.279 I had compressed air around me, I would turn upside down and I would 1744 02:04:44.279 --> 02:04:47.119 freeze them. Otherwise they would run away. Otherwise they would run away and 1745 02:04:47.119 --> 02:04:50.399 then wouldn't be able to get them. But you could just stomp on them. 1746 02:04:50.439 --> 02:04:55.000 But okay, well, I don't know. I didn't like at a 1747 02:04:55.039 --> 02:04:57.640 certain here's the thing about I get that you don't want to step on them. 1748 02:04:57.800 --> 02:05:00.800 Okay, it's just like it. Ruins can choose, and then they 1749 02:05:00.920 --> 02:05:02.399 smell at a certain point. If you've killed too many of them, you 1750 02:05:02.399 --> 02:05:06.439 don't want to know what roaches smell like. It's bad. One of my 1751 02:05:06.520 --> 02:05:10.159 friends stomped on the giant which the socks on, and I was like, 1752 02:05:10.279 --> 02:05:15.159 that's hard, that's disgusting, that's hard. He should be stomped on. 1753 02:05:15.319 --> 02:05:18.479 That's actually worse than doing it with your bare foot because like it's all in 1754 02:05:18.640 --> 02:05:26.039 your sock ship like big Like I'm not afraid of bugs, but big roaches 1755 02:05:26.079 --> 02:05:29.279 scare me. They do actually scare me a little bit. They're just gross, 1756 02:05:29.600 --> 02:05:32.720 like the squish and then all the juices every like no, all that 1757 02:05:32.800 --> 02:05:36.720 noise because you hear you hear like a box, you know. Yeah, 1758 02:05:38.319 --> 02:05:45.479 you're like, did you guys, you guys, did you guys get that 1759 02:05:45.600 --> 02:05:53.800 video that I sent you guys in the text in the textchat of no no 1760 02:05:53.920 --> 02:05:55.560 No, I said, I said a video in the in the in the 1761 02:05:55.640 --> 02:05:59.000 textchat of pee wee Herman saying the N word, and it maybe it maybe 1762 02:06:00.640 --> 02:06:03.159 really got me off guard. I was thinking, oh is this like is 1763 02:06:03.239 --> 02:06:08.159 he gonna like die? And then it's gonna maybe a fan made thing that 1764 02:06:08.359 --> 02:06:12.079 has our segment or something. I was staying the no. It completely went. 1765 02:06:12.239 --> 02:06:16.399 He completely caught me off guard. Syan Nara, Oh my god, 1766 02:06:16.479 --> 02:06:23.119 that's stamper. Oh is it? Yeah? That would make sense? Yeah, 1767 02:06:24.079 --> 02:06:29.920 yeah, all right, let's uh one more, let's get let's get 1768 02:06:30.000 --> 02:06:33.680 one more and then we'll head on out of here. Uh yeah, uh, 1769 02:06:33.840 --> 02:06:38.600 what the fuck is this? Oh? Okay, this is I don't 1770 02:06:38.640 --> 02:06:41.439 know if we've addressed this or not Child Endangerment wrote it, and he says, 1771 02:06:41.439 --> 02:06:45.319 what's up strength? Dexed and intelligence? Question for you, Chris, 1772 02:06:45.399 --> 02:06:49.039 and a comment for Derek thoughts on Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven. I heard you 1773 02:06:49.159 --> 02:06:53.119 mentioned it like once in the past, and Derek, the amount of oiled 1774 02:06:53.199 --> 02:06:56.600 up batties in that game is astounding. You gotta try it. Did you 1775 02:06:56.800 --> 02:07:00.880 not play Cyberpunk? Derek? So here's so this is really funny. What's 1776 02:07:00.920 --> 02:07:04.239 not funny at all? It's one of those things where you know it it 1777 02:07:08.039 --> 02:07:12.239 I fork. I don't know how this happened. Short answer, I have 1778 02:07:12.359 --> 02:07:16.159 not played it. I don't know how this happened. This is one of 1779 02:07:16.239 --> 02:07:23.720 those things where my brain almost tricked itself into thinking like surely yeah, But 1780 02:07:23.840 --> 02:07:27.520 then like I started thinking about it, I was like, I what, 1781 02:07:28.119 --> 02:07:30.920 I just completely my brain. It did one of these things that I don't 1782 02:07:30.920 --> 02:07:35.039 have a good explanation for that. It just I know I would enjoy this 1783 02:07:35.159 --> 02:07:40.680 game, the romance options and all this stuff thing our RPG elements, CD 1784 02:07:40.800 --> 02:07:44.760 project read and Okay, I remember when I first launched, I was like, 1785 02:07:44.760 --> 02:07:46.239 of course, I'm not gonna play it, but then they fixed it 1786 02:07:46.399 --> 02:07:50.159 and I just, for some reason just forgot about it. Even with the 1787 02:07:50.279 --> 02:07:56.279 fucking Fantom Liberty and all that shit came out, it didn't something was bothering 1788 02:07:56.359 --> 02:07:59.119 me, but I didn't quite figure it out that I'm like, oh my 1789 02:07:59.239 --> 02:08:03.720 god, I forgot to buy the fucking game. I just forgot. And 1790 02:08:03.880 --> 02:08:09.920 so it's weird that it's been this many years and I just have not experienced 1791 02:08:09.920 --> 02:08:16.079 it at all. And I almost think there's a little level of embarrassment that 1792 02:08:16.359 --> 02:08:22.520 that I just kind of like suppressed it. You know, they'll like completely 1793 02:08:22.560 --> 02:08:28.239 forgot to play it, like fuck whatever though whatever, it's fucking probably like 1794 02:08:28.319 --> 02:08:31.960 thirty bucks an how or something probably for both things if I if I look, 1795 02:08:33.920 --> 02:08:37.079 yeah, it's pretty good. It is a very very very good game. 1796 02:08:39.039 --> 02:08:41.880 And there's a ton of bad bitches in that game that has a lot 1797 02:08:41.960 --> 02:08:48.760 of bad bitches. Okay, thirty six bucks for all the corporate I can 1798 02:08:48.800 --> 02:08:56.199 fuck that evil bitch. I forgot her name. Oh yeah, I forgot 1799 02:08:56.239 --> 02:09:01.800 that evil bitch. I get you arrested. That did that rob having were 1800 02:09:01.960 --> 02:09:07.600 having baggered yet? Jesus Christ daggered? I haven't daggered yet, but I 1801 02:09:07.680 --> 02:09:13.359 haven't baggered yet. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, let's do 1802 02:09:13.640 --> 02:09:22.720 let's let's do. Calt me down cyberpunk three two one. We're gonna read 1803 02:09:22.880 --> 02:09:26.880 all of our twenty five dollars and up patrons now, uh, starting with 1804 02:09:28.520 --> 02:09:33.760 fuck bitch ass Patreon, this website can suck my fucking balls and my dick 1805 02:09:33.840 --> 02:09:35.079 and my cock. Chris, thanks for not making the two hundredth guests be 1806 02:09:35.239 --> 02:09:39.039 Julia Lee Dreyfus Uh duct taped to a chair. Gladsween talked you out of 1807 02:09:39.079 --> 02:09:43.239 it. Patreon cuts off my name. Uh. The UK English dub of 1808 02:09:43.319 --> 02:09:50.319 dragon Ball bargains imprisoning me all that I see absolute savings Leon Sam's Big Meetings. 1809 02:09:50.600 --> 02:09:54.479 What the UK don't dragon Ball? Sorry? Yeah, yeah, you 1810 02:09:54.600 --> 02:10:01.880 go. There's no way that's not a real thing. There's a lose my 1811 02:10:03.079 --> 02:10:11.159 mind if that was real. And you be here, cockle Rock, what 1812 02:10:13.840 --> 02:10:20.720 what in your hells are you doing here? Your bloody same monkey? Oh 1813 02:10:20.880 --> 02:10:28.000 my god, yeah, it's my mister Satan, right have you? Oh 1814 02:10:28.119 --> 02:10:33.319 yeah, strongest strongest bloke around, strongest bloke in the man's in it? 1815 02:10:35.199 --> 02:10:48.399 In it? Are you daft? Blood cock? I'm your brother ratits it's 1816 02:10:48.520 --> 02:10:54.520 right, it's my rads, I'm your brother mate. We're a le. 1817 02:10:56.159 --> 02:11:01.920 We're more your eyes. We're all your eyes from the dimension. You know 1818 02:11:03.760 --> 02:11:09.800 that's getting into Australia at that point. Everyone everyone just has that tinge of 1819 02:11:09.880 --> 02:11:13.399 like the vaguely British accent. It's uh, there's Kiwi's in it. There's 1820 02:11:13.479 --> 02:11:20.359 fucking Australians in it. It's just a fucking disaster. Apartheid niggas are in 1821 02:11:20.439 --> 02:11:24.760 it. It would be pretty good. Oh my god, South African Afrikans 1822 02:11:24.840 --> 02:11:31.399 people South Africa like the like the district nine accent. Oh man, it'd 1823 02:11:31.439 --> 02:11:35.039 be. It's weird to me, man, I don't get it because it 1824 02:11:35.159 --> 02:11:39.520 can't Australian. But then it's not weird. No Kiwis or not. They 1825 02:11:39.560 --> 02:11:46.920 have a lot of the same mannerisms. Yeah, there's a term. Well, 1826 02:11:48.640 --> 02:11:50.039 I don't know. All I know is that they speak Afrikaans. That's 1827 02:11:50.079 --> 02:11:54.279 all I know. And I and that upsets me for some reason. Upsessment 1828 02:11:54.279 --> 02:11:58.119 that they have the like it's called Afrikaans. Oh my god, I don't 1829 02:11:58.560 --> 02:12:13.720 don't do that. Call my home my o ho ma oh may. The 1830 02:12:13.920 --> 02:12:24.520 genas would be gallic knife because they can't have guns and garlic because garlic noife, 1831 02:12:24.640 --> 02:12:33.279 No, you can times four right, blood No, I'm gonna turning 1832 02:12:33.319 --> 02:12:39.960 myself into a donosorro. I We're gonna get the dragon bowl. He waits 1833 02:12:39.000 --> 02:12:46.800 for the Imperial Basement System. God damn, I want to watch that. 1834 02:12:48.000 --> 02:12:50.960 Actually, we should, we should just be fun. It would be fun 1835 02:12:52.039 --> 02:12:58.279 for him, little really obnoxious dragon British ball Z. Let's do it print 1836 02:12:58.560 --> 02:13:05.560 brick Pond Britain. Oh my god, no, oh man, let's go 1837 02:13:05.680 --> 02:13:09.359 okay? Uh be mean sting Andy the man whose handies are s here and 1838 02:13:09.399 --> 02:13:13.359 Dandy the Stark Tank runs a train on Keith David the only Chris only likes 1839 02:13:13.399 --> 02:13:16.359 Julia Lee Drivis because he kind of looks like her. Heath Smoker. My 1840 02:13:16.479 --> 02:13:20.479 medal gear is rising and my snake is solid. Jesse Pickman, homeless transferm 1841 02:13:20.560 --> 02:13:24.520 who has a town inside her. Hey, he saw that guy's pizza. 1842 02:13:24.119 --> 02:13:33.000 Thin boy and long Feller a slender musical. We smoking, we smoking Usane 1843 02:13:33.239 --> 02:13:37.840 Bolt Dick He's got He's even got a Dracula flow profile picture, which I 1844 02:13:37.880 --> 02:13:43.600 appreciate. Nice, really committed. The Snark Tank is my favorite Marxist podcast. 1845 02:13:43.680 --> 02:13:46.359 JK, y'all libs, but I still love you. Fuck it. 1846 02:13:46.439 --> 02:13:50.079 Carry on with the Britain slander shit sucks here. Listening to Sweeney makes me 1847 02:13:50.159 --> 02:13:56.119 consider racism. Uh yeah, we just we just we just slandered Britain for 1848 02:13:56.199 --> 02:14:00.319 a for a fucking while. Chris, I'll use your ass as a condom 1849 02:14:00.359 --> 02:14:05.880 for my shotgun Baller of the First sin spumbufutters excuse me, h. I'd 1850 02:14:05.960 --> 02:14:09.439 like you to imagine Jill Valentine getting deep dicks by crash Bandicoot. Thanks, 1851 02:14:11.479 --> 02:14:16.479 jolly old dipshit the media cinematic universe Boofing fermented piss in an F one fifty 1852 02:14:16.479 --> 02:14:22.439 to achieve heaven tofer laser pistol, cipher graft gay Peter Parker be like, 1853 02:14:22.479 --> 02:14:24.359 I'm gonna put some dick in your mouth, blue eyes, white dragon, 1854 02:14:24.399 --> 02:14:31.680 queen you gay ho uh not straight by not a straight by men and m 1855 02:14:31.319 --> 02:14:41.239 I'm not a straight I do like man, everyone, man, get the 1856 02:14:41.920 --> 02:14:50.039 face. I only want some penis. Come on my walls. Let you 1857 02:14:50.199 --> 02:14:54.359 know that I want some balls. Halla. If you feel like you need 1858 02:14:54.439 --> 02:15:01.399 cock in your throat, that's pretty good. Bad. There's definitely there's definitely 1859 02:15:01.439 --> 02:15:05.159 something there, But he grows. I'm not as straight to gay as stand 1860 02:15:05.479 --> 02:15:15.199 too gay to stand to everybody. Get body, come gate, my man, 1861 02:15:15.840 --> 02:15:18.960 gate my ass works better, but get it to come gate my ass. 1862 02:15:18.119 --> 02:15:22.960 Yeah, his holes together, all right, let's not. Yeah, 1863 02:15:24.079 --> 02:15:26.720 it's good. But Chris Ray guns a obnoxiously loud sigh. What does a 1864 02:15:26.840 --> 02:15:31.199 Hispanic girl say when losing a virgin virginity? Get off me, Dad, 1865 02:15:31.239 --> 02:15:35.760 you're crushing my cigarettes. Oh my god, I don't think that's is that 1866 02:15:35.880 --> 02:15:37.960 hystereo? That doesn't sound real. I've never heard that in my life. 1867 02:15:39.000 --> 02:15:46.640 Yeah, come in the sheets. Heard that's unfortunate. I don't know. 1868 02:15:46.760 --> 02:15:50.439 This must be Mexican as fun because I never heard that in my life growing 1869 02:15:50.520 --> 02:15:52.560 up. I gotta say, come in, it's come in the sheets. 1870 02:15:54.680 --> 02:15:58.000 Wait, what are we doing? Are we? Are we expounding? No, 1871 02:15:58.560 --> 02:16:05.399 we don't need to. Let's not. Yeah, it's a good idea. 1872 02:16:05.960 --> 02:16:09.000 Coming the sheets up to my ankles, coming the sheets up to my 1873 02:16:09.119 --> 02:16:13.439 knee, Come in, Come in the sheets, all on my butthole, 1874 02:16:13.600 --> 02:16:16.079 come in my eyes, all over me. I don't know what that is. 1875 02:16:16.159 --> 02:16:20.199 I don't know if it's reference to something or just that he's got a 1876 02:16:20.239 --> 02:16:24.680 coming problem. Sweeneys superpowers being confidently wrong. Back to thank of com Caucasian 1877 02:16:24.720 --> 02:16:26.680 container, the crackerbile for gays, Donald Trump burping on Dom's clip fight me, 1878 02:16:26.760 --> 02:16:28.920 Greg Miller for what you've done to my bood do Christian girl square, 1879 02:16:28.960 --> 02:16:33.680 holy water. All I want to do is bust inside a guy or two. 1880 02:16:33.840 --> 02:16:35.840 I'll fuck them, then I'll fuck you. Thank God we're gay. 1881 02:16:35.959 --> 02:16:41.280 No rain she pipkin on my pippa U possum can't smell and Chris is kind 1882 02:16:41.280 --> 02:16:52.559 of right. Vince Fence actually shot on a woman's head during a threesome ellipses 1883 02:16:52.639 --> 02:16:58.159 allegedly. I just I really, I really can't get over how fucking insane 1884 02:16:58.239 --> 02:17:03.719 that is average plit energy. What starts with my hellcat is a push to 1885 02:17:03.799 --> 02:17:05.360 start and ends with the R. Just the hard R. Sar coffee on 1886 02:17:05.399 --> 02:17:09.440 Twitch Yo, I can work on gangs. The quest fuck me police nw 1887 02:17:09.639 --> 02:17:16.680 A uh uh police is that would have said fuck me police? Oh police? 1888 02:17:18.719 --> 02:17:24.719 Yeah, it's dumb going straight to hell for that friend's thumbnail, that 1889 02:17:24.879 --> 02:17:30.200 first thumb that was crazy earlier today. I was just looking at it earlier 1890 02:17:30.200 --> 02:17:31.319 today because I was scrolling through my shit looking for something and I was just 1891 02:17:31.440 --> 02:17:37.280 laughing at it. Insane. Him spitting the water out is so fucking up. 1892 02:17:37.600 --> 02:17:41.600 It's so outrageous. Going to hell. Right, Yeah, we're going 1893 02:17:41.639 --> 02:17:45.159 to Hell. I stopped paying my rent so I could be a real fan. 1894 02:17:45.200 --> 02:17:48.639 Transferm Gremlin exposing people with like us intongers in ninety million rodgens of ionizing 1895 02:17:48.719 --> 02:17:52.600 radiation. You not Vinpen the angelic DM dudes be fucking the living shit out 1896 02:17:52.639 --> 02:17:54.639 of me. They could care less as long as someone as long as I'm 1897 02:17:54.639 --> 02:18:00.000 on my knees. So take off your clothes. Uh, Craig the Cane, 1898 02:18:00.360 --> 02:18:03.440 Mike Ermintrott was Jim Gordon in Arkham Knight. Uh, it's your boy, 1899 02:18:03.520 --> 02:18:11.559 Shawnee d Jinkies, Jinky's Velma those are Asian people. I don't know 1900 02:18:11.639 --> 02:18:18.559 what that means. Is she afraid? I guess I guess Velma says Jinkies. 1901 02:18:22.280 --> 02:18:24.440 Yeah, I don't so who's saying that to her? I don't. 1902 02:18:26.520 --> 02:18:31.680 That's a good point. That's a good point. Oh yeah. Daily Wire 1903 02:18:31.760 --> 02:18:35.440 presents Matt Walsh's what is a Black Ben? And Jerry's Funky Monkey. I 1904 02:18:35.479 --> 02:18:37.280 live in Philly and everything you guys said is true. Also look up Kensington 1905 02:18:37.399 --> 02:18:41.680 Beach two fifteen on Instagram. Racist Alanis Morris. I'd be like, what 1906 02:18:41.799 --> 02:18:45.760 did you expect? Their n words? Three XO inventing a new sect of 1907 02:18:45.879 --> 02:18:48.200 Islam, where you get seventy two fan boys after blowing up the bathroom, 1908 02:18:48.600 --> 02:18:52.559 slurping's, stroking, smoking, joking, emoticons going like this. Drip mh, 1909 02:18:52.680 --> 02:18:56.239 Lord of homeless Drip. I walk a lonely road, the only one 1910 02:18:56.280 --> 02:18:58.159 that I have ever known. Don't know where it goes, but it's only 1911 02:18:58.280 --> 02:19:07.120 me, and I'm fucking gay, So so good. It's so good because 1912 02:19:07.120 --> 02:19:11.280 it sucks. Obi, wontcha blown me? Norwegian game dev is Home wasn't 1913 02:19:11.319 --> 02:19:13.760 gay? Let me smash Kremlin de Gremlin. If I hear one more chumba 1914 02:19:13.840 --> 02:19:18.159 casino ad, I'll kill you. I'm gonna steal your I'm gonna steal your 1915 02:19:18.280 --> 02:19:28.000 bones. Appeton Oak fucking police coming hard as I thrust in pound uh avvy 1916 02:19:28.680 --> 02:19:31.280 Chris, what happened to the Swen Bears video? The Sween Bears video? 1917 02:19:31.639 --> 02:19:39.399 The fuck it should still I haven't taken any videos down. The Sween Bears 1918 02:19:39.520 --> 02:19:43.799 video like Bears in My Body, Yeah it should still be up. Video 1919 02:19:43.879 --> 02:19:48.479 was so long ago. Oh my gosh, that wasn't insane. That was 1920 02:19:48.559 --> 02:19:52.399 when my previous MacBook died and I got a new one the day that we 1921 02:19:52.479 --> 02:19:58.239 shot that. To film that and that MacBook is dying now, so that's 1922 02:19:58.280 --> 02:20:03.760 like six seven years. It's insane. Time is always going, Isn't it 1923 02:20:03.799 --> 02:20:07.159 weird that time never stops moving forward? Yeah, we are a sad guy 1924 02:20:07.239 --> 02:20:11.000 from Michigan. Can I get a dick pic with your gray sweatpants on and 1925 02:20:11.200 --> 02:20:13.879 one without them? Can I also get three picks of your dick in any 1926 02:20:13.959 --> 02:20:20.280 position? Also? And it cuts out the Pepi bros? Yeah? Also 1927 02:20:22.680 --> 02:20:26.639 yeah, man, Yeah, I mean, I mean there's a there's already, 1928 02:20:28.719 --> 02:20:31.360 you know, there's there's media, there's there are sights that there are 1929 02:20:31.399 --> 02:20:35.280 sights that I'm on the Puppini Brothers in Porium. Alright, Shark Tank or 1930 02:20:35.319 --> 02:20:39.040 snark Tank, feast your eyes on that gay doctor's mix, Doc Doncerson Monkeyatsu 1931 02:20:39.600 --> 02:20:45.120 installing a faulty neural link in Chris's head that plays Thunder on repeat. Oh 1932 02:20:45.239 --> 02:20:50.280 we forgot about that, Yeah, the neural I totally fucking I totally forgot 1933 02:20:50.319 --> 02:20:56.319 about that. That that that's real now? No, yeah, Elon Musk 1934 02:20:56.520 --> 02:21:01.319 just apparently they just put the first chip in somebody's brain. No, thanks, 1935 02:21:01.920 --> 02:21:05.920 God damn it. Carl Weathers died. Is that real? God damn 1936 02:21:07.000 --> 02:21:13.239 it? Yeah? Really? Yeah? Are you dead? Carl? Years 1937 02:21:13.280 --> 02:21:18.239 old, you son of a bitch. You know that is right? Fuck 1938 02:21:18.600 --> 02:21:22.200 yeah, I remember, Hey, Dylan, it's a lot of niggas. 1939 02:21:24.319 --> 02:21:31.879 He was freaking Apollo Creed was Dylan Man, Dylan, you son of a 1940 02:21:31.000 --> 02:21:37.280 beebe. It made me so happy knowing that Apollo actually beat Rocky more time 1941 02:21:37.360 --> 02:21:41.120 than the Rocky beat Apollo. That made my heart feel better made I don't 1942 02:21:41.120 --> 02:21:45.079 know why why it made me feel better, but it made me way better. 1943 02:21:45.639 --> 02:21:48.799 That's such a bummer. It was like, yeah, Rocky, fuck 1944 02:21:48.879 --> 02:21:54.239 you, punk as bitch. He's great. He was great and good. 1945 02:21:54.319 --> 02:22:03.959 Mandalorian too, he was great in a norbit we played everybody. Wait what 1946 02:22:03.680 --> 02:22:09.879 m Carl? Continue reading? Please continue, Please, please continue reading, 1947 02:22:11.319 --> 02:22:16.319 Please Carl Weathers, for the love of all that is. I know Carl 1948 02:22:16.399 --> 02:22:18.040 Weathers. I know Carl Weathers. I can tell him. You know, 1949 02:22:20.239 --> 02:22:24.479 the rest of your life you have ruined that you don't think I know you 1950 02:22:24.520 --> 02:22:28.079 don't think. I know Carl Weathers. I know his I know his catch 1951 02:22:28.120 --> 02:22:30.440 fight. I know. Hey, hey, hey, I know Carl Weathers. 1952 02:22:30.479 --> 02:22:35.040 Okay, God damn it, rude you guys. I am officially this 1953 02:22:35.239 --> 02:22:41.319 podcast. I don't know if I'm allowed to talk to you. Anymore. 1954 02:22:46.440 --> 02:22:52.760 That is really God is actually please Carl Weathers. Goddamn, Look, we 1955 02:22:52.879 --> 02:22:56.280 were too respectful, Like we've been so disrespectful that everybody else who's died on 1956 02:22:56.360 --> 02:23:03.040 this show. We can't just arbitrarily start with Carl Weathers. I'm not legitimately 1957 02:23:03.159 --> 02:23:07.559 angry. I was like, oh, man, I think I needed I 1958 02:23:07.639 --> 02:23:09.959 think I needed like ten more minutes to get there. And then I was 1959 02:23:11.440 --> 02:23:13.959 like, you needed it took it took you three seconds to turn on Pee 1960 02:23:15.000 --> 02:23:18.760 Wee Herman. If that pee Wee herbman, his life is hilarious. Well 1961 02:23:20.559 --> 02:23:24.319 that wasn't me finding out he was dead, though, Oh yeah, I 1962 02:23:24.360 --> 02:23:28.719 think that's fair. Immediately I think it was. I literally just found out 1963 02:23:28.760 --> 02:23:33.319 right now. I was just kind of processing it. The idea of coming 1964 02:23:33.399 --> 02:23:37.280 up hair and the movie hilarious him busting on people's hair, the like, 1965 02:23:37.719 --> 02:23:41.360 oh yeah, yeh that I mean, it's it's a fan. That was 1966 02:23:41.399 --> 02:23:43.040 a that was a good segment. That was great, and ironically, like 1967 02:23:43.120 --> 02:23:46.879 he was so funny on like actually like on Arrested Development, like when he 1968 02:23:46.920 --> 02:23:50.440 would show up on that was fucking insane. Like there were these like recurring 1969 02:23:50.520 --> 02:23:56.840 bits with Carl Weathers that I really loved on the rest of development. Yeah, 1970 02:23:56.079 --> 02:24:00.600 it was a while ago, but uh, where the all right? 1971 02:24:00.639 --> 02:24:05.639 Where the fuck is he? Rest in peace, Carl, Hopefully the weather's 1972 02:24:05.680 --> 02:24:09.559 better up there. You got to pay the trolls toll to get in the 1973 02:24:09.680 --> 02:24:16.079 boys hole. Day six Joe Biden unhinging his gaping maw to suck the melanin 1974 02:24:16.120 --> 02:24:20.840 out of any so called black person who didn't vote for him. Ed and 1975 02:24:22.040 --> 02:24:26.399 Patrick Starr fighting Jews in the Junnals in the Israel Palestine rat wars. Here 1976 02:24:26.440 --> 02:24:33.000 comes the comm Doo Doo doo doo and evil lesbian blow me gay that gay 1977 02:24:33.079 --> 02:24:35.600 major scale thing. I can't read. It focks my up. It fucks 1978 02:24:35.639 --> 02:24:39.399 me up every time. Gumball's voice actor calling dream the f Sler My girlfriend 1979 02:24:39.479 --> 02:24:43.799 choose balls like bubble gum. John Strickland, So lay down that bussy feel 1980 02:24:43.840 --> 02:24:48.440 when it's tight. I cream again the head by Gavel uh Merks eighteen eighty 1981 02:24:48.520 --> 02:24:54.920 nine. Houdini's hit song f Sler's Come out at Night. I don't know, 1982 02:24:54.959 --> 02:25:01.079 I don't know what that is. It's a wild song here too black 1983 02:25:01.120 --> 02:25:11.479 for you. Yeah, that has come out. I was always want to 1984 02:25:11.600 --> 02:25:15.040 use the f flor so many times and covers, and I'm just like, 1985 02:25:15.159 --> 02:25:18.559 can't sorry, he'd be funny, but like, you know, you know 1986 02:25:18.600 --> 02:25:24.280 how they get it's it's just a very funny word. It is. It 1987 02:25:24.440 --> 02:25:28.520 works and it fits a lot of times. Even as Tom McDonald thing, 1988 02:25:28.600 --> 02:25:31.440 I was like, because he says they call me offensive, I want to 1989 02:25:31.479 --> 02:25:33.600 be like they call me an f slur, Like I immediately want to use 1990 02:25:33.719 --> 02:25:37.239 that because it's just like he's like the cam me offensive controversial and like I 1991 02:25:37.319 --> 02:25:41.159 wanted to, but instead I just found a different thing where it's like to 1992 02:25:41.239 --> 02:25:43.360 call me a twinking controversial, like I like, I found a way around 1993 02:25:43.399 --> 02:25:48.000 it. So it's but it works so well. I can't use a funny 1994 02:25:48.040 --> 02:25:52.040 word. It's unfortunately it's a slur, you know, with word edwards. 1995 02:25:52.040 --> 02:25:56.959 I think that word's hilarious. It's pretty funny. It is really funny. 1996 02:25:58.719 --> 02:26:01.799 Nwardly is the funniest way in my life to say. That's just a real 1997 02:26:01.840 --> 02:26:05.239 word. This is a real word. You don't have to say that word. 1998 02:26:05.879 --> 02:26:11.000 You'll have to say edward. And I think that word is I think 1999 02:26:11.079 --> 02:26:18.079 that's also funny phrase. All right. Second, David featuring being better than 2000 02:26:18.120 --> 02:26:24.680 the first logan has been the w w e the United States champion for over 2001 02:26:24.799 --> 02:26:30.520 ninety days. It has defended and has defended it fucking once. He said, 2002 02:26:30.600 --> 02:26:31.440 son, have you seen gay porn? What would you say if I 2003 02:26:31.479 --> 02:26:33.959 throw it at your wood? Just dragon grabbing this stick, You'll even get 2004 02:26:35.040 --> 02:26:37.440 laid. Booker t calling hul Kogan the N word live on TV and immediately 2005 02:26:37.479 --> 02:26:43.200 regretting it. Gay Van Halen hot for teacher parentheses. A male teacher lost 2006 02:26:46.079 --> 02:26:48.879 lost my job at Cole's because they caught me playing with the mannequin's boobs. 2007 02:26:50.159 --> 02:26:54.959 Damn bro. I wonder if that's real, Like if he if that actually 2008 02:26:54.040 --> 02:26:58.200 happened, I bet you could. I bet if you if you were I 2009 02:26:58.319 --> 02:27:01.639 bet if you're already some that they don't really like being there, that's a 2010 02:27:01.719 --> 02:27:05.760 pretty good way. Like I don't think a good employee would get fired for 2011 02:27:05.840 --> 02:27:07.520 that, you know what I mean? Like if you were like a good 2012 02:27:07.559 --> 02:27:09.520 asset and people liked you, like I don't think that would get you. 2013 02:27:09.639 --> 02:27:13.840 But like if if people got their sights on you, that that'll be that'll 2014 02:27:13.879 --> 02:27:18.600 get you. That point, yeah, because he probably did it as a 2015 02:27:18.719 --> 02:27:20.959 joke, like this is funny, and then like who's gonna appropriate Like finally, 2016 02:27:22.079 --> 02:27:24.000 get this ashle out of here. Yeah, finally this fucking psycho, 2017 02:27:24.639 --> 02:27:28.079 We're gonna get rid of adhesive. You hear this, You hear this, 2018 02:27:28.479 --> 02:27:31.600 You hear this bullshit that this guy listens to this snark Tang podcast. The 2019 02:27:31.680 --> 02:27:37.360 fuck this guy needs to get out of here. Eating the toilet bowl. 2020 02:27:37.440 --> 02:27:41.000 I saw him biting straight through the parts of the toilet bowl and eating. 2021 02:27:41.200 --> 02:27:43.479 I heard him doing that. Every real's want to bathroom so fucked up all 2022 02:27:43.520 --> 02:27:58.120 the time because that fucking bitch eats the toilets just starts scarf for that pungent, 2023 02:27:58.760 --> 02:28:03.360 pungent clown puss that's filled with sweens puke. Sue Hulk tickle my as 2024 02:28:05.159 --> 02:28:09.159 Nicky Ziggy. That's pretty wild. Yeah, pungent, really, I said, 2025 02:28:09.239 --> 02:28:11.440 I said pungent pussy before on the show. For some reason, I 2026 02:28:11.479 --> 02:28:18.399 don't know why spell so that. Think about like how I could smell spell. 2027 02:28:20.440 --> 02:28:24.920 It's probably under water at that fuck you pig. Sue Hulk tickle my 2028 02:28:24.959 --> 02:28:28.840 ass hair as Nicky Ziggy. Marcus, it's Marcus. Last month on the 2029 02:28:30.360 --> 02:28:33.920 COG. Can what last month on the COG can support you? At twenty 2030 02:28:33.959 --> 02:28:39.159 five as Baird spent our funds on mirrors, only fans. Okay, I 2031 02:28:39.239 --> 02:28:43.840 see a roughly human shaped pile of red flags. King k Rules Colon Wicked 2032 02:28:45.000 --> 02:28:50.200 nine oh nine, Jackson DuPont Badly Brave, dz A GJ Chazy Chef duck 2033 02:28:50.360 --> 02:28:54.799 Kunt the Jujitsu Master slowly but inevitably mounting you a theory. In Pagerian Hunter, 2034 02:28:54.840 --> 02:28:56.920 Malfus won the angers crouch and joined the view from the de Lee Plats 2035 02:28:56.959 --> 02:29:03.040 on the sixth floor, and rounding out our list as always, Woo the 2036 02:29:03.159 --> 02:29:07.959 King. Look at this King Combo. I can't believe he's still around this 2037 02:29:07.120 --> 02:29:13.440 man. You'll play Teching yet? Now? I can't. I can't justify 2038 02:29:13.479 --> 02:29:16.479 buying it because it's a game that I'll probably only play at people's houses, 2039 02:29:16.600 --> 02:29:20.040 So I'll just play. I'll just play other people's copies. I can't. 2040 02:29:22.280 --> 02:29:26.760 No one's gonna come here to play Teching. I thought about I thought about 2041 02:29:26.760 --> 02:29:28.479 buying it, but I'm like, I'm just not gonna. I might even 2042 02:29:28.479 --> 02:29:31.840 play your Fighter six enough anymore. Mmm. Yeah, I like text right 2043 02:29:31.879 --> 02:29:37.079 now, tech It's probably my favorite. It's just you know, I I 2044 02:29:37.120 --> 02:29:41.600 don't know. I I can't. I can't. There's no neutral in modern 2045 02:29:41.680 --> 02:29:46.760 fighting games anymore. Bro I hate it all right, there's no guessing. 2046 02:29:46.840 --> 02:29:50.280 Everybody just starts fucking going wild instantly, and I'm like, Jesus Christ, 2047 02:29:50.399 --> 02:29:52.559 dude, can I tell you something? Honestly, I'm a little bit bummed 2048 02:29:52.559 --> 02:29:58.520 that you that you bailed on the joke midway through about about the light in 2049 02:29:58.639 --> 02:30:03.159 your face. Oh what's up? I'm a little I'm a little bummed. 2050 02:30:03.319 --> 02:30:05.280 Like I was kind of hoping you would last the whole time and then at 2051 02:30:05.319 --> 02:30:09.600 the end we would we would be like, hey, hey, sween, 2052 02:30:09.639 --> 02:30:13.959 can you lower your brightness? Like that's kind of what That's kind of what 2053 02:30:13.000 --> 02:30:18.520 I was building towards. You killed it immediately. Yeah, look at that. 2054 02:30:18.639 --> 02:30:26.239 Look at him. I'm trying to recover. Let's get the hell out 2055 02:30:26.239 --> 02:30:28.120 of here. Thanks for supporting us over a pitch on our concest sarking. 2056 02:30:28.200 --> 02:30:31.959 Next, for your viewership, Thanks for your listeners, Thanks for your questions, 2057 02:30:31.000 --> 02:30:33.040 Thanks for all that ship. You guys are the best, even though 2058 02:30:33.040 --> 02:30:37.760 you're homeless and we would never associate with you in in in public, and 2059 02:30:37.399 --> 02:30:41.760 you know we would cross the street we saw you approaching. Despite all that, 2060 02:30:41.840 --> 02:30:46.200 we care about you very deeply. Do not approach me ever, Just 2061 02:30:46.280 --> 02:30:52.120 don't, uh, all right? Bye. I want you guys to understand 2062 02:30:52.159 --> 02:30:56.680 it's one thing real quick. You're never actually safe ever. You're always in 2063 02:30:56.760 --> 02:31:01.159 danger until the moment you're dead. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. I