Day. Look, he's day. Look, he's it day. Look he's
Vince McMahon shit on someone. Uh, what what is this? I don't
know. I don't know. I don't know what this is. I heard
about it in writing. It was in someone's name. It was in someone's
name in the credits. Their name was like Vince McMahon shit on a woman
or something. And I don't know what that means. He's too strong.
Uh, it means a lot, it means. It is one of the
craziest things because Vince McMahon's been in a lot of lawsuits over the years,
and he's done a lot of payouts and all this shit to sweep things on
the rug because he's clearly a degenerate. I mean, there's a segment in
the WWE where his wife Linda is in a wheelchair essentially like comatose, and
he's like just making out with one of the other WWE divas just in front
of her, Like no matter if it's fucking scripted or not, it's just
a wild thing to do. And it's like, imagine what he's doing behind
the scenes if he's doing this shit on the camera. And then it goes
even deeper because he's doing shit in front of people that work with him,
like with this lawsuit, this recent lawsuits connected to so what we don't know.
We can only even fucking imagine. So this chick, she's down on
her luck and this is during the pandemic. When I first heard about this
lawsuit, I thought it was like decades ago or something like something that just
got propped up with the Statute of Limitation thing that New York did. They
were like, hey, they gave people an opportunity. I thought it was
something like that. No, this was just a few years ago, and
this guy got her in touch with Vince mick mahon because she needed money,
She needed money to take care of her family or some shit like that doesn't
really matter the origin. But he fucking took her under his wing and essentially
pimped her out to everyone ungodly things like shitting on her and what have you.
And it was in front of people, people that are adjacent to him,
this guy. It doesn't matter who these people are. Well, this
is all to be fair. To be fair, this is all alleged in
the lawsuit. It is you can say alleged as much as you want.
It is alleged but the thing is the text messages that are accompanying this is
like smoking gun shit, but it's still alleged. And the craziest part of
this is the text messages. Vince McMahon is almost eighty years old and he's
texting like he's sixteen, Like it's the horniest, craziest shit you've ever seen,
And you're like, that's why I thought this was a long time ago.
I was thinking, Oh, like, surely he was talking he was
sixty. Yeah, it's cutarly sixteen and then nineteen forties, where the fucking
was Yeah, text things in the nineteen forties with his Morse code or something.
It's I wanted. I forgot to pull up preemptively the text messages because
I wanted to read some of the excerpts from this shit, Like there's one
that is you got time to pull you got time to pull it up.
I can't believe, Like I read that and I thought it was I thought
it was just adic. Look, our comment sections, our Patreon credits are
full of ridiculous shit, right, It's very difficult. Like every now and
again you'll hear something that kind of sounds true and you'll be like, wait
a minute, is that real? And you'll look it up and it's either
not or like an occasion on occasion, like five percent ten percent of the
time, Oh it's real. That's crazy. This was one of those things
where it's like, I don't know what to make of this because I don't
know wrestling enough. I don't know if it's enough. Huh. Most of
the time they're not lying to us. Most of that is fair, Okay,
I'm let's see. So so this is weird because it almost starts off
as a a email where it says r E as in like reply I think,
because you know when it like when you reply, it says the R
E colon. This just says reply your last picture. You need, you
need. I'm gonna try to relate this with men. You need your you
need your panties ripped off, and three big black dicks and all three holes
at the same time, way up your pussy and way up your ass as
far as they will go, but even farther, and the thickest cock goes
down your throat, so it makes you gag and convulse as those big black
cocks pound away, and it feels like from the start you're being assaulted.
But it's made you come non stop, he continues, just one continuous,
constant orgasm. And just before you pass out, those big black dicks squirt
their loads of come inside you as you lay on your stomach to come is
coming out of all of your holes. I'll turn you over and jack off
all over you. He's a poet, man, He's a poet. That
sounds like what I hear. That sounds like what you hear and time.
So yeah, yeah, it doesn't sound like this man is. It is
seventies, right, he's like ship love. Vince McMahon, dog, I'm
sorry. You guys are trying you guys are you're I know you're trying to
defame him, right, but he just sounds more late the more you describe
it, you are out of your fucking He sounds like Hunter Biden, you
know, like Biden probably would have the wildest part. Yeah, Vince McMann
and Hunter Biden would throw a craze party. That's it this way, saying,
I would be one hundred percent in agreement if this guy didn't make her
do a bunch of ship that he pimped her out. He assaulted the claims.
There's claims that you know she was saying no, and he was like,
no means yes. Well it's a claim, right, Like no means
yes. Look, I'm saying that people take terms when I say allegedly,
I'm I'm all. All I'm doing is covering us. That's that's literally when
we're talking about this interpersonally outside of the show, we're not saying alleged,
of course, but I say me saying a claim covered, it's a claim.
I'm not saying I'm saying someone has claimed, right, Like, it's
just it's it's it's implied. Uh. But yeah, the the the rape
and sexual assault, Like if that wasn't a part of it, if it
was just like, oh, this is a disgusting human being that likes this
wild ship. It to me, Vince McMahon would be the goat. He'd
be the greatest of all time. Unfortunately it's coupled with that ship. Because
I wish these text messages were just that, like consensual, wild, disgusting
sex, because this is I'm telling you as a have y'all ever written anything
close to this like sex? Have you guys sexted? Right? You guys
have sexed before? Right? But it wasn't it wasn't this. I didn't
have his girlfriend that was not as wild as this. But she wrote essays
essentially like Vince McMahon, which it is funny. And I think that's why
I think this is extra funny because the way that he writes, it's the
longest text messages I've ever seen. There, they're so long. That is
not the longest trade. That is actually a short one. And I've had
an experience of romance novel type of text messages is and I'm like, uh,
yeah, that's hot. I fuck your pussy, you know what I
mean? Like I hate I hated sexting, I despised sexing. I just
I'm not and it ship because as soon as I start writing, I feel
like immediately I turned into Fabio. You know, if you remember Fabio guys,
that fucking romance, that guy, he was the sex symbol in the
nineties, buff long hair and he's like, oh and you hat that.
I can't believe it's not butter commercial and shit, and all the women want
to fuck him, but everybody would think he's a clown. Nowadays they would
look at him and be like, who the fuck is this guy? And
that's how I feel when i'm writing, I feel like a fucking clown,
like a romance novel clown. Certainly that's my problem, can't that's my problem.
Yeah, My my issue is like I'm too I'm too much of a
grammar nazi for it, because because if I see, if I like,
I've I've been sexing before and someone has has written, like they'll send something
to me and it'll be like a like even if it's just like one sentence
and there is like there's like a like a spelling error and it bothers the
hell out of me, and you're just like, yes, like I can't,
you can't, you can you can't, you can't you can't proofread this
ship? Yeah, no, no, I don't know. It's it's it's
weird, like I don't know, Yeah, I've sex it and it's all
cringe like it's it's immediately after, immediately after you are done with that conversation.
It is all cringe like nothing age is worse than a sex thing conversation
like it's it's immediate milk the second it shows. Yeah, I don't sex
anymore because I'm just like I don't I don't want to, Like, well,
you also live with there's that there would it would be it would be
quite frankly insane if you sexed like I mean, it would make that upset.
It would either it would either be insane or you'd be a cheater.
Is what is what that would be? Outside the door? Yeah, I'd
be very up Is it hot for anybody or is it just me? Now?
I'm playing feeling pretty good? I'm feeling pretty good. Yeah. Yeah,
you might need to just uh the temperature in your apartment or something like
that, like maybe put it cut your ac on for a little bit.
I can barely see anything. It's really warm. You feel all right?
Sure? Yeah? Okay, all right, I want if I'm pretty sure
Vince is fucked, I just want to say I think this is kind of
even though this is all alleged because he he he's beaten a lot of us
stuff before, but there's nothing there hasn't been anything this extensive, and there's
other people involved that are It's looking like this might be the one that actually
where Vince McMahon might stay away for good. Because even like a year or
so ago he stepped down from their WWE but then pull the fast one and
since he was like majority shareholder. He inserted himself back into the mix.
And so it's one of those things where I don't think he's actually going away.
And people, you need to read the rest of these you you have,
it's the wildest ship I'll send you. Yeah, I have one that
where the ship's all compiled. I'll put in the chat. But uh yeah,
and maybe I'll even put this imager. Did he give ownership to Triple
h Uh? No, Triple H is I think the COO. He's still
not the he's not the chairman. Uh. But there's a guy that is
actually higher than I think him. I forget his name. He's some just
some standard white guy. You know how they you know how they look.
It's sucking. It's just some guy. He came from the entertainment industry.
He knows what he's doing. Blah blah blah. I don't know who the
fuck he is. But uh, if he's still there and the other other
people that are still there, uh Johnny Lauren iis or whatever the fuck,
there's some people them still be in the industry means that Vince mcmahonnon still has
this fingers in there. But I feel like this might be the thing that
it'll be gone, and then wrestling will immediately get better in the WWE because
everything that is not surrounded by Vince McMahon is a good product and every time
Vince gets his hands on it, because Vince likes giant, sweaty men,
like he's not gay as far as I'm concerned, but as far as like
for a while, and people probably don't even remember that watch wrestling. This
was way back in the day, like pretty much almost pre Attitude Error or
just during where he was doing body building competitions, there was buff, sweaty
naked men posing like in between wrestling matches and that shit failed horribly, but
that's what he was really into. So it's one of those things that he
would always bring the biggest, giantest, musciest, greasiest people and they sucked
dick at wrestling and it was just bad product if you were into that type
of shit. And so yeah, I'm actually looking forward to him going down
because fuh but uh I will. I feel like I want to see what
happens if I I'm gonna send this text message, Oh you're oh he's actually
read ship He's pretty good man. Can I can if someone talked about me
like that, I guess, but like also the same time, like,
holy the girl seems like a piece of meat. My phone around to a
bunch of did so he he shot on this woman? Allegedly he he did.
That's what she she says, and in front of people, so he
shot on Like because that to me, that's the craziest thing because obviously there's
some people that are into like ship porn and stuff, but to also do
it in front of your peers, it's like I could never. Yeah,
I have a hard time pissing on a girl in front of my home.
Me's I would have girl alone like on my own. Man, you stft,
Can I ask you unrelated question? Yeah? When you ask ask you
guys an unrelated question. Did you see did you see this video of of
Larry David attacking Elmo on the Today Show? I gotta tell you that was
the goat ship goat status. That was amazing. No, no, this
is yesterday. This happened yesterday. I got this Larry David, I retweeted
it. I think it's on my Twitter, but like it's it's Larry David.
I guess Elmo was on the Today Show because like Elmo had that viral
tweet about where he went. Where he went, he was like, hey,
just checking in, you know, how's everybody doing? Do you remember
that, Like a couple of days ago, he had like that tweet where
he's like, hey, just checking in, almost just checking in, and
everybody was like, He's like, hey, how's it doing. Everybody was
like, it's really bad out here, Almo. It's really fucking scary.
I can't you know, I can't afford rent groceries or skyrocketing. I have
to work three jobs just to afford what a single person could afford on a
part time job in the fucking forties. I'm having a rough time out here,
Elmo. And then Elmo goes like, Wow, it'll be It'll be
okay. And so he went on the Today Show or some morning show with
his dad. I guess Elmo has like a dad puppet down. Wow.
I forgot about that. I totally forgot about that. But so he's on
the Today Show with his dad and it's like they're just interviewing him, and
then the camera cuts away to Al Roker, who's about to give the weather.
Right, I think it's Al Roker. I hope, I hope it
is otherwise I'm racist. And then it cuts but then like it cuts the
alt local for two seconds and then it cuts back to Elmo and Larry David
is just suddenly there mauling him, mauling Elmo, assaulting, like straight up
that his mic is distorted and everything. He's like ah ah ah like and
it's I can't get over it, just because the speed at which he'd like
he's not there, it cuts away, it cuts back. He's there.
That means he sprinted towards Elmo like he had no time to walk and saunter
over. Not only is it not a slap, it's not a punch,
it's a he claws clawed, He claws his face and then walks away smiling,
and then Elmo's like, Emma used to like you or whatever, and
then they may apologize immediately afterwards, like consent they were talking about like you
shouldn't touch like they were he went off, and I was just like,
this is authentic, this is real, this happened, This is Larry David,
Like, this is this is everything you could have hoped for happen,
right, like other than him straight up taking his dick out and like fucking
the puppet like, that's that's the only thing that I would have liked better.
But you can't. You can't win. It is one of the most
surreal things I've ever seen because everything, everything, how bad that got every
things got out of hand. So it's the fact that it's a claw that
is killing me. Like there's one he's grabs him at first, and there's
one moment where he like hits at him, but then there's one moment where
he like like predator animal, opens his hand and tries to swipe something away.
He fucking Larry like a clothesline. Bamn. What I love about it.
What I love about it too, is that Elmo's father is just watching
helplessly. He's never watched his son attack before. He's in shock. But
imagine, let's imagine It's it's so much funnier if you imagine like the Muppets
as real people, or like the Puppets is real people, because like you
have this father watching his toddler get attacked by Larry David. Imagine your son.
Imagine Larry David claws your son in the face on live television, and
you just have to watch helplessly. You're like, it's it's Larry David.
You probably do. If you attack Larry David, you're going to Mega jail.
Yeah you're going to Yeah, you're going to gay Ultra jail. You're
in you know the cousins he probably got. You're done. You're going under
Bay Under. He's gonna take you to one of those tunnels. Teach you
some ship. They're gonna teach you some ship. Hey man. Maybe those
conspiracy theorist are right though, because how did Larry David get there so quickly?
Is he a sheaf? Is he? Is he? Uh? Is
he? Whatever? Then they say about Jews, whatever expiracy theory he used
or something. I think he just used whirlwind sprint. Oh did you cool
down a little bit in here? All right? I hope he says,
no, never mind, never mind her mind still no, never mind?
All right? So warm I had. I can't even remember what I was
gonna say. I had something whirlwind sprint fun from from skyrom Strategies. It's
the one that the It's the one that the graveyards teach you when you when
you get to high card old sucking those ancient Vince McMahon, you use robes.
I wanted to kill those motherfuckers so bad. Yeah, you can,
you can. I didn't kill him. I probably went back and did it
eventually. I don't know. Actually I don't remember. Actually I don't.
I didn't lose too often in that game. I kind of showed respect.
I didn't really murder a lot of people to go back and play that game,
dude towards the end. Dude, I'm playing Survival Boat right now,
and it's so it's it's pretty fun. But like, yeah, they'll talk
about this on the show or no, we talked about a little bit because
somebody mentioned in the credits. I think, yeah, yeah, you didn't
explain you playing it though, it's cool, it's it's uh, I don't
know, I'm I'm I'm playing Sky but I'm also playing Suicide Squad, so
oh right right right right, right right right, yeah, dude, yeah,
it's it's it's not good, but it's not nearly as Here's the thing
I would I wouldn't. I couldn't recommend this game to anybody. I could
not commend Suicide Squad to anybody, but not because of the game, like
it actually, like I feel like I wish there was another game that wasn't
Suicide Squad that played almost exactly like this, because it does feel good to
move around, it does feel good to shoot. The traversal based combat is
actually really good. It just doesn't make sense that it's the Suicide Squad doing
it. I don't know why there's like a loot system in here. It
doesn't fit with like the Arkham verse at all. It's it's really dumb.
But the biggest thing about it to me is like that makes me like want
to tell everybody to avoid it, Like the plague is that it's an always
online game that is ostensibly single player, Like there's no justifiable reason for it
to be as always online as it is to the point where I will be
in the middle of a cut scene that I'll be enjoying. Actually, like
I'll be in the middle, Like the first cut scene I was I was
watching, I was like, Oh, this is actually I actually like this,
Like it's actually like kind of decently written, it's well paced. I
kind of I like this setup. And then disconnected from the servers and then
it cuts you out. It kicks you out of the cut scene, and
so when you reconnect to the servers, it restarts the whole fucking cutscene.
Again, and it's like, there's no reason for this. This is fucking
insane saying that's a zero out of ten as far as I'm concerned. But
like playing the game is like fine, it's like a it's like a mid
it's like a mid six to like low seven. You know, like it's
fine, it's entirely fine. But I couldn't, like I don't know,
man, I couldn't. I can't get behind that team doing it. You
know, like there's been some motherfuckers on the suicide Squad that like, all
right, yeah they can. They have the one to get rid of the
league. They got Zod, they got Toinstro. No, they got people
that like, they got people that could really do it. I'm like,
all right, you know what, I'm fucking. I'm fucking with this.
Yeah, but not King Shark is a threat. He's a threat. I
give him that dead shot. King King Shark is also King Shark is also
like the best. King Shark and Boomerang are the are the are the two
that I'm Boomerang His character by far out of he's so make some fun,
though, make some fun. He's so stupid. He's basically he's a flash
villain. And Flash has the least evil villains. Actually they're like really not
bad people. They're not that bad of people. They're very goofy yea,
even though even goofy, they're not even like either not evil guys like like
Flash cans sit down and really talk about Yo, guys, you're bugging,
you know, like come on, let's just let's chill out, and they'll
be like, yo, honestly, and I got a little out of hand.
I'm sorry you. Grod has this, you know, would have been
dope. If Rod is the only one that's like fucking not good, he
does not like people, well, he's just but he's just like, you
know, like, hey, me and my my gorilla homies, just trying
to you know, do our thing, and you guys suck. I mean,
trying to be free, bro. And it's simplification for you. Uh
yeah, no, I I guess that's the whole point of it. Though,
right, it's supposed to be absurd that the Suicide Squad would take down
the Justice League, Like how in the fuck, It's kind of like the
whole arc of it makes sense that Batman could take down the Justice League,
or have plans to take down the Justice League because he's Batman, and so
it's one of those things where it's like, Okay, I get that,
but you think about the Suicide Squad doing it, immediately your mind is how,
And so I guess that's supposed to be intriguing, right, like how
would they even pull this off? And so I guess that's why people would
even want to delve into that. But unfortunately, like you even said,
Chris, the fact that it's always online, yeah, it just it completely
the games that do that, Like say I try to play two K back
in the day, you know, a few years ago, and it's one
of those things where they'll turn off the fucking servers and you can't even play
the the main story that has I'm like, what the fuck is this?
I can't even play it anymore. There's there's literally no justifiable reason why this.
Like there are games that obviously World of Warcraft yeah right, mmo,
obviously, yeah that should be an always online game, Destiny, where the
whole point is that you wander around this free row map and then you know,
you run into other players. You're not running into other it's not a
persistent world. There's no I don't I don't know I don't understand the justification
for it, and that's like the biggest thing to me, where it's like
this, I can't this is objectively like, you should not buy this because
if this, if this, if they, if the servers go off for
whatever reason, the whole game's gone and you can't even you can't even play
it offline. So like, no, you this is a worthless game until
until there's like an offline mode. At that at that point, maybe it's
like again like a seventy one on Metacritic or something, you know what I
mean, like a I help the game. Uh, they just kind of
yeah, I mean they they would be wise to do that. Yeah,
but you know so why so from when I've heard, why they do this
for games like that in particular is to discourage hacking or not hacking, or
even just putting on trainers two for you to get the best shit they want
you to. Like say, I'm assuming, I'm assuming. I don't know
if this is true, but since it is a Luda shooter, you could
probably buy packs or something to give you shit. I'm assuming probably. Yeah,
I'll tell you something. Maybe that's true. I can't find that in
the UI because the UI is such a fucking mess. It is so noisy,
Like I never want to press pause ever because I never want to open
the character stat screen because it's so messy and disorganized and fucking loud. I
don't know. I guess I'm just assuming that would be the only reason,
because when you think about it logically, I guess even though it's still illogical
no matter what, that you would want to discourage players like me that will
just take it offline who has it offline? And I will just you know,
I'm not paying you if you're gonna, like, if you're gonna,
uh paygate a lot the best shit, or I have to keep orange ing
and grining and all this stuff, I'm be like, fuck you. I'm
gonna just do what I gotta do with the trainer or something like that and
have fun with the game. Especially for a game that I don't care about
that much, like Suicide Squad. That would be the perfect game for me
to do shit like that in. And I wanted to break something up though
we're talking about Suicide Squad because this is piggybacking off of We already talked about
how overblown the controversy in his and how people are kind of overreacting to some
of the stuff, and I keep seeing more and and the they're getting so
like the post that I'm seeing are getting so many likes and so many views,
and I don't understand it is hysteria. Like, so I saw there's
these bios, right, there's one it shows Lex Luthor has a file on
Wonder Woman whatever blah blah blah. Yeah, but there's this one file that
apparently dead Shot has and it's his like synopsis of who Jon Stewart is.
And one line it says, like, I guess you can call him the
would you call it one of the good ones? Like in quotations and so,
which is you know, has racist undertones to it obviously, and some
people thought Lex Luthor was saying, like what the fuck? And but then
people found out that dead Shots said it, and then I was seeing people
being so upset. They're like, how could you put that in there?
Or the disrespect that John Stewart? And I was just like, if it's
dead Shot a it makes perfect sense that he would say that, though that
you would here's a guy that doesn't play by the rules and sees this other
black man that's basically quote unquote pimp for the government, and he's this all
American guy and he's like, yeah, he's one of the good ones,
essentially calling him like a coon, right, which happens all the time in
real life. I have been called that ship for even just being adjacent over
liking metal and rock music. It didn't bother me, but I'm just I
I it's because yeah, you are. Don't forget the truth of the matter,
right, fair enough? I mean the reason I was, I mean
truthfully, like I was gonna skip this game entirely, like I really had
no interest in it, but like the vitriol around it like made me so
curious because like the thing I don't. I can't think of many things I
dislike more than people like sharing an opinion on something that they have no experience
with, right. You know people who are like, oh, that movie
sucked, and it's like, oh, did you see it? No?
That is my life a nerd. That has been my whole is as a
nerd, my whole life. That is my whole life as a nerd.
Hear people talk shit about characters that I loved for years and they don't know
what the fuck they're talking about. Superman is so fucking stupid. You can
do anyone who's like Superman often doesn't fight people where you can just punched him
to death. He's like, yeah, but you can do all this stuff.
I'm like, you don't even fucking know what you're You don't even know
what you're talking about, and they're just feeling out ship bro. Yeah,
but that's general. But that's a general character opinion about a character that's been
a adapted a million times. Like you could conceivably have somebody who've seen like
every Superman movie but read no comics and feel like and be like, all
right, well, I don't really like Superman. I think he's a little
boring. And that's still a valid opinion because it's not necessarily it's not well,
it's not talking about super No, because it's not talking about every Superman.
It's just Superman as they understand it and they have experience with it.
It's different than like talking about a singular piece of media that like exists and
can be objectively measured that the movies themselves are just adaptations of who that character
is. No, I understand, I understand what you're saying, but but
do you understand that there's a difference between saying yeah, I don't like rock
music versus I don't like this album. That like, you don't have to
hear every single rock song to be like, I don't have I don't like
rock music, and for that to be a valid opinion. It might be
like not as informed an opinion because you haven't listened to enough of it to
maybe form that opinion with a lot of like heft behind it. But it's
different than saying, oh, this album sucks. Oh did you listen to
it? No, you know what I mean. That's that's that's what I'm
talking. I get where he's I get where he's coming from. I think
it's I think I think we're saying I read I know what you're saying.
You know, Yeah, they're both. They're both. They're they're both lazy,
right, But I think it's it's significantly more embarrassing to be like,
Look, I've listened to enough. I'm sure there's a polka song out there
that slaps, but I'm not gonna find You know what, I don't like
polk I'm not gonna find it. I don't, I don't. That's a
tough one. That's a tough one. People like I hate country music,
and I'm like, I feel like that country that's the one right there that
I think universally that country is diverse enough to where there are some bangers Polka
is. Like I was like, you know what, dude, I kind
of want to take that challenge on. I want to see I can find
a Polka songs song. To me, I kind of like it. That's
kind of it's kind of you like that. No no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no like Benny
Hill much. No, he's talking about the song. He's talking about that
chickens dance, the Rubber Chicken song. No clap clap, clap clap,
that's the Benny Hill theme. No, no, the Benny Hill has been
Oh you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. Yeah.
Yeah, this one is the Uh. It's funny that now that I did
that, now my brain doesn't can't go back to the other way. Yeah,
they sound like weirdly similar, though they don't. No no no no,
no, there there we go, there we go. Yes. Basically,
if you've ever been to a fucking Mexican party, here and so,
I never read. So I've definitely heard that it's not a Mexican song,
but I've heard it a lot of Mexican. Yeah, they just it always
plays for whatever reason. It's always one of those things. I don't think
I've ever heard of the Mexican place before. I know, you, like,
I'm partly gonna say, there's a party, there's a there's a donut
that has this fucking thing and he cleans cooking some fucking meats and then making
tacos and ship the taco guy comes and then for whatever reason, they gotta
do that in the clapping, and I'm about my white wedding. Bro,
I'm having took about my wedding problem. I mean, why not, bro,
me, I was, why don't you have tacos? Hot dogs?
I would just give out hot dogs, you know those s bar ones that
are like fucking probably like thirty cents a dog I would give out. I
would give out donuts. Donuts. Oh my god, the circles only the
middle parts of the doughnuts, a little middle parts of the donut that they
pop out. No, those are those are munchkins or donut holes, Like
donuts are just donuts. Donuts are a small donuts the end. You never
had an intimate's donut donuts. I've never called them donuts. I know what
you mean, but like, yeah, well they're that's what they're called,
Like the little white the little white powdered donut donuts that intimates makes uh shitty
for your wedding dinner. You give it domn that's my wedding dinner. Those
are fire though, man, I like them. But yeah, no,
like I wanted, yeah, I don't know. I just I wanted to
know what the because it's a game that it's it. Look, this is
an important game as far as like the conversation goes, I have to cover
it for for work, and also like if I'm going to criticize it,
I want to know exactly what it is that I'm criticizing. I don't like
a lot of these criticisms that are coming from like, oh, look at
this cut scene that I saw, completely removed from the context of the game,
and therefore like it sucks and it's like it might, but like I
don't know if you can really judge a game like that, like if it
would be like trying it would be like trying to be like, oh,
man, I watched all of BioShock and I didn't get it. It's like,
of course you didn't because you had you You can't get BioShock unless you
play it. And I'm not saying Suicide Squad is BioShock, not even fucking
close, but I think it. I think it's still warrants where it's like,
dude, if you're gonna critique something, you should have at least played
it. Like would you read a review of like a movie from somebody that
watched the trailer and like read about it, you know, you know what's
unfortunately useless review? You know, it's unfortunate. I feel there are so
many lazy ass creators out there that you do shit like that, and I
feel like that when people are getting their fucking opinions from before before the show
started, I was asking, and you know, I came to conclusions my
own, just asking the question that this almost felt worse than the Last of
Us Part two as far as the hysteria. But then I kind of retracted
that, like, I don't think it's at that level, but no,
it's it's I will say some of the criticisms I've seen I think are more
ridiculous than some of the criticisms just because of some like when I saw that
bio thing that I mentioned, like, oh, here's the file, see
that go viral, And I just couldn't believe that people were like genuinely upset
about this and also just implying that, oh it was it was just the
weird. I've never like say, okay, I don't know, man,
I just I can't even explain it, like I remember, you know,
I'm not trying to throw shade at uh Moodahar, but I remember one time
uh h three H three was accused of something. I don't remember what the
fuck it was, but yeah, I made a video went hard in the
pain on him, and then he was like, huh remember the video he
made? Remember that? Yeah, I remember the video. He went hard
on the pain like he normally does, it goes hard on the paint.
But then Ethan was like, yo, I never said this or whatever.
It's that's not even true, Like he made an entire video off of something
that didn't happen. And I feel like that's what's happening right now, where
there's just like that the hate boner, where it's like this is this is
the thing. It's been a while since that's gamers were able to really vent
our frustrations on something, and I'm just seeing it so misplaced where I'm like,
what, I guess I'm not seeing any of that dog Like, I'm
like, I think those are the fact that I'm a comic book person.
So all of us are like not they don't care already already like yo food.
Yeah, Well, the thing is the thing is seeing any of it.
The thing that I don't like is that people are like in my replies,
being like they're angry that I'm even checking it out for myself, you
know what I mean. It's just like, well, first of all,
it is my job to do this, and second of all, it's like
why would you be mad that I'm trying to get a deeper understanding of this
thing, Like you're not going to play it, and you you probably shouldn't,
you know what I mean, Like, it's it's it's you. It's
a seventy dollars fucking game. I have the luxury of being able to like
take one for the team and actually like figure this thing out and see like
what what it is that's wrong with this right as a part of my job,
and so like what's so wrong? I don't I just don't get what
the problem is actually, What's like me actually wanting to know, Like,
Okay, a lot of people are saying this is bad. Let me see
for my own eyes, like what exactly is bad? And I want to
know if there's like a good game in here that got lost along the way,
Like where does it go wrong? Like what specifically is bad about it?
Are there things that are good about it that don't belong in this kind
of design structure? Like I don't know that. I'm curious about that.
Whenever a game like this comes out and it's like super divisive, I'm always
like I have to I have to know what the fuck is going on?
Right, It's like a I was totally gonna skip this thing. I didn't
give a shit. I was totally happy playing Skyrim again and like dedicating all
my time to that. But I was like, I have to know.
I have to know that. He's tweeted out Okay, Yeah, I tweeted
out days ago saying y'all should just work on your backlog, because we all,
if you play games at all, even a little bit, Yeah,
everybody has a fucking backlog. I don't have a backlog anymore, the fun
What do you mean? No, I don't. I don't backlog anymore.
Yeah, then that means you just don't play anything. What the fuck are
you talking about anymore? I think I've played all the games I've been trying
to catch up on. Actually, and you beat every single game, and
you beat them all of them. Yeah, I don't believe that. The
last game. I would say, Uh, open up your fucking Steam library
right now, dead toeros. I haven't showed to you, guys. It
is fucking and I I just twenty game I give about playing twenty games in
your library or something like? What the huge amount? I'm not like because
I don't buy games for no reason, like I don't see a summer sailing
buy games. I don't do that. I just buy games. I know
I'm gonna want to play. But I'll show you, guys. I haven't
streamed right now. No, No, don't do that. Don't say it'll
be complicated. I mean I'm gonna do share. But I mean, I
just how many? How many games are in your Steam library? So okay,
there's sixty four in here, right? Uh huh? The sixty four
in here? I have beat I would say, I'll give an honest one,
two, three, four, Right, well, don't count them out
loud live just figure out listen, okay, two three people fight whatever my
ship is is ridiculous. The amount I would say I beat four. The
I care about playing, I've beat maybe fifty of them that you care about
play, you don't. They don't care about. But you have, yeah,
like I have, fucking I have like anime fucking I have like anime
handtai games on here that people fucking gifted me. And I have fucking like
stupid esses that I played when I was younger that I'm not gonna fucking finish.
Did you did you beat? Uh? Did you beat enter the gungeon?
It says you have entered the dungeon I a while ago. Really,
there's no It says you have no achievements. I've been living in a while
ago. I might not have played on this console. Might have played on
the switch m Okay, so that's how you get around the money, Okay,
not on st do you have? Are you interested in playing Dragon Dogs
two? Yeah, Dragon's Dogma two. I don't know if I'm going to
get the first one. The first one looks kind of janky. I'm gonna
get too though. I'm gonna get to for sure. It's I mean,
it's definitely gonna be extremely superior, but it's it's a fucking good game,
man. I mean, now, to be fair, I haven't played it
probably since twenty thirteen, so I had I had a fantastic time playing it,
and I do have it on Steam. I have it on Steam,
so I want to play. I'm gonna play it again this month, just
just to you know, have a feel for it again. I was gonna
buy. You couldn't suck anyone. You couldn't suck anyone like It's It's the
one thing that I'm like, come on, guys, every trope is in
there except for Romance, and that pissed me off. I'm like, kingson,
why do you have all these Hendi games? I only have. I
only have four, and I did not buy them more than I have.
Brother. If I bought them and I really own them for myself, I
would just say I got them, like I'm not ashamed. No, I
know, it's not would that I was gifted so many and I was like
why, Yeah, I got like fibbage and ship, I got like fucking
Gary's mount on here, I got fucking garyn high am I in which I
beat so long ago? Where meat boxing? Where'd you beat hoighline my PC?
A long time ago? It says you have no chief back in the
year A long time ago, Like it says, you know, it's a
different accountant, not on this account, no different a different account. This
is starting to get me long. I'd be hollowing me a lot. You
had a different Steam accout Why would you ever have a different Steam account?
Because I had different emails over my life and then then when you get locked
out of email, like fuck, well whatever, because I started the Steam
account when I got this PC because I didn't have a means of using my
other Steam account but a couple of years ago. Yeah, this team count
is pretty new because it's Kingston Jamison. My other cocount was like what like
dragon A something like a long time ago, like a long while ago.
So now PC could really play games until I got this one. How many
games did you buy on that old account? Yeah, now I'm curious about
that, like maybe like maybe like I don't know, maybe like Lego Indiana
Jones or some ship and like maybe like three other games because was so bad.
It was a house computer that was not meant to play video games at
all. I guess. I guess. I just think like if I've ever
a game. I guess for me, I think like if I've ever spent
money on an account, like I would get that account back, you know,
it was not worth it, because I've had my seam account since two
thousand and nine that is relatively new, and this one is like maybe like
twenty seventeen, sixteen. All right, yeah, whatever, fair enough,
I guess. Yeah, I have a lot of games. I have a
lot of games. I have a lot of games that I play for sons,
midnight suns in a minute, sons, and I think that's really it.
I have a lot of games that maybe in another game, so you
star, there you go, that's it, she starts, I have to
finish. Yeah, I don't know. I have a lot of games like
I play a little bit usually, like I don't know, Like I'll play
games like this interests me, and then I'll play it for a little bit
and then I'll be like this doesn't have likes, and then I'll like put
it down either forever or until I like feel like it's been enough time for
me, Tom like, all right, let me go back to it.
That been with red Redemption one, Like I never Actually I still don't think
I finished that Redemption one. I just think I know how it ends,
so like that's kind of deflated my desire to finish it. But I played
it. The first time, I played for like five hours, and I
was like, I'm not feeling this. And the second time I played,
I played it for like fifteen I'm going to put that game down. I
could not put that game down. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't care
about it. I don't know this game is amazing. I have way too.
I didn't really I didn't really like Rockstar. I don't buy games like
that, honestly. Like I buy, I buy new games, but I
don't really buy a lot of games. I don't see games coming. Like
if I go to see MESSI a summer say, I'm like I look at
the games, I'm like, oh I don't want to hear this. I'm
not gonna play it, and then that's it. See for me, I
look at it like games. Yeah, but yeah that makes sense. Well,
because I look at it, it's like these are games that I probably
I look at a games. Sometimes I'm like, that's a game I should
have, ye know what I mean, Like, that's it. That's a
game that I should own. Like I look at like the Metro series.
I look at I look at like the Metro games. I'm like, I
should I should own those because at some point I'm gonna have I should play
those. I bottom they're they're they're all our dollars. A little while ago,
Yeah, there were It's like, yeah, it's like Highway three.
Yeah, I played a I think I think I think the Last Light on
PS three. That was the thing. At the State of Play. They
had Metro and everybody was like, oh man, a new Metro game.
But it's like, oh it's VR, And I'm like I get that,
Like I get why that's disappointing, but at the same time, like,
I that's so that's like a perfect like I can't think of a better Like
I'm pretty cool world. Like VR and Metro work really really well together,
I think, because like it's the whole, like the putting the mask on
and like the whole like checking your watch and cleaning it. Like it's just
like that's perfect VR. And then they had that other one where you were
some guy was like grabbing a skeleton by the fucking throat and punching it in
the head A million times. It's like, this is sick, sick,
whatever this is. I love, like right now looking there's nothing I want
on here, and I'm like looking through it. Oh yeah, no,
I have everything that I want. Yeah, I think. But me,
I've held off on a lot of things because I just know that I'm not
gonna get it. But then when it becomes under five dollars, I grab
it. Like like, I haven't played a Division two. I never played
the bat. I have Battlefield one that I was like, oh, I
want to play Battlefold. I never played it. I just completely skipped it.
Uh that was good. Was good. I'm sure it was. Man,
And it's just like I get I want to This is what happens actually
with a lot of these games. The file is so large that I don't
even want to wait like the twenty or whatever minutes to install it. IM
It's just like, fuck it. I just want to play what I have
installed already. I know I easily could just installed the night before or anything
like that, but I'm an idiot. I know what you mean. That's
the same thing that's happening to me right now. Like they just came out
with like the file size for Final Fantasy seven Remake Part two or whatever,
and it's one hundred and forty five games. Yes, that's all, that's
all. That's large, that's all. You know, how you know how
Big Destiny is the Kingston Destiny has been going on all that for ten years.
Expansions, that's all the expansions. A big game on what you call
it under the huge game too, that would never come out that big imagine
like that's not that's not who codd Call Duty has the same problem. It's
it's it's ridiculous. They don't compress anything. They don't compress their audio.
That's their problem is that they just have like these like uncompressed audio files and
so like oh yeah, new Call Duty is gonna be one hundred and twenty
gigs. It's like, why you can't I don't want to right now using
my steam deck right so I'm trying to get games that are good on the
steam deck m that I've never played before. Far Cry five never touched it.
There's, like I said, so I'm hearing right now that like how
would like she's good on a steam deck that I can imagine to be good.
Elder Ring is good. I don't believe that. I can't believe that
is back. It is actually pretty good. My brain was not letting me
believe this. It is actually thirty gigs or something. Yeah, it's like
forty gig at all. Like, it's like pretty small. I might play
the things. I might play Ari four, but I played Alright four so
much on you know it still trust me out. Second, Oh, is
like fifteen gigs. I know it like bothers me how small it is.
They're like, wait, really it's clinical When I played it, it does.
It's so a short game too when you think about it. Second is
really short. Yeah, it's deceptive. I don't know, it's just deceptively.
I felt fine, but when I look at it, how the fuck
is this fifty gigs? I have dude, Dragon's Dogma for example, is
twenty gigs. Games yes, Second, Securo secu row is like I have
that installed on my console and I will never get rid of it because it's
just so like affordable for the hard drive, you know what I mean.
It's just like, oh, well, like I wouldn't even gain much of
anything by deleting Securo and it's nice to happen, right, but there's nothing.
My god, I never beat the phantom pain. I forgot. I
forgot to beat the fandom pain I heard. Yeah, I don't know,
I gotta forgot. Don't know what the hell were we talking about? Do
we have something else to talk about before we got into this tangent? I
feel like there was something else, but I don't really not nothing it I
I think we go whatever we covered all that ship. I did want to
ask you guys about on air if that's the right terminology. Uh, it's
the next gay cover. It's been a while. It's been oh yeah,
a while since we've done anything gay. I want to get your guys thoughts.
My my Jojo was watching a Laddin the other day and I was like,
I don't know, I felt like the whole New World could there's really
some uh, some magic can be worked in there because of how like it's
just a very suck. I just want to ask you guys about it,
or if you had any thoughts in your heads about anything. I don't know.
I was thinking of something simple, and to me, it was like
such a simple song with barely any lyrics and it I was like, oh,
this would be pretty easy. So it was just something that I wanted
to bring up and maybe cook, and then we delivered on the next I
did think about recently. I have a lyric already from that if if we
if we took wake me Up, wake me Up? Wake what was that
song? In essence? Wake me up? Is that inside? Is that
song? Why? Why it's not called that? It's not called wake me
up? And there's no way save me from the something be come? What
the fuck is it? Why is this? Are we collectively forgetting? Don't
don't look it up. Don't look it up, don't look we have we
have to use our brain powers and discover it. We have to get it
from our No, don't right now because I don't care. It's a loser,
doesn't like to participate. Okay, let's see if you guys figure it
out. That song is called it's not called the it's not it's I don't
think they say the name in the in the song wake me up, bring
me to life, bring me to life, to life, me to life.
I've been living a lie. There's nothing I feel like. I feel
like one that would be a suck my cock. That's something I want.
I want fuck my butt, I want but I want to funk but fuck
me into I can. I like the idea of it just being chopped like
uh, it's not even grammatically correct, and where he's like fuck my butt
and then I want fuck but fu but fuck my ass inside. I want
spang there's something there. I think, like, I feel like there's something
in spurm my brain and yeah, yeah we can. Yeah you know I
like that. Yeah, let's do let's do me with this. Come Yeah
that's too good. Yeah, yeah we'll do Wait, yeah, bring me
to life. I was just about to say, wait people, yeah,
bring me, bring me to life would be fun. That's uh, yeah,
that's okay. Yeah we can do that. That's gonna there's a lot.
I think there's a lot of that fucking. There's a lot of words
in that bridge that I feel like it's could be fun. It'll be fun
to figure out though. I mean, dude, if you figure out benches
wrapped in a very limited amount of time, I'm sure the three of us
can figure out that bring me to life bridge. Yeah. It's yeah,
Like I mean to be fair, it's when when I'm in the zone,
I could just you know, like I'm not. If I'm in the zone,
I could knock something out really fast. But if I'm just fucking with
my friends, it's it's it's a different where, you know, you can't
just ignore everything on the outside and just fucking focus on like you know what
I mean. So, but yeah, we'll fucking do it. We'll do
it. That's that's the next one. That's the next one. Yeah,
all right, let's let's put on some questions then from our from our patrons
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you like, here's the thing some of you write in questions. This is
the most highly voted question on the On the February question thread from young Jedi
seven to seven two, he says, men's butt discuss. Oh that's it.
I know who that I know Young Jedi is too. I know who
that person is. What do you know that person got the people? I
know I know who Young Jedi isa. I mean proper I know him.
He's well, he used to be on my discord. He's a fucking goode.
He's well too. He's actually youngest, he's like, no older than
fifteen. I'm sure whoa kids? You know? Children? Kids in your
fucking discord. This dad's kids in his discord. I wouldn't even I wouldn't
even. Great. Now we have to now, we gotta now, we
gotta cancel the kings. This is the way we live in now though,
that is where we're living now. We gotta be be weary and nigga,
who the fuck? Who? No, no, no, no, look
at look at let's let's be let's be one hundred with this. Your fucking
friends. Hey, let's all go with the movies, all right, cool,
fucking thirteen year old, let's go. That's not my cousin or brother
or somebody in my family. It's just still. It's like, it's not.
It's different. No, if you, if you're going different, and
if you if you regularly go on discord, right and you open up a
link, right, like here's my discord, right as a content creator,
right, like a creator, right, you go there and there are people
there that are at a certain age, right, I didn't invite them there.
I hate that argument they gathered there. You're you're you're, you're you're
you know, you're just you are you are you are you are you are
you're like you're just that's like, right, hey, I said eighteen plus
as if everyone's gonna fucking listen, like it's like you got well either you
know what I'm saying, it's well, you have no control who comes in
there still, uh who comes from? So here, here's my here,
I'm gonna look at I'm, I'm I'm. I'm just gonna say, I'm
not even telling people to do this, but just from my opinion, I've
seen way too many weird things happen discord. So I nuked mine. I
just I just this is just me personally. I'm not even telling people to
don't even going mind, it was just it was just I saw too many
things that I was like, Luckily in the snark taking discord, I think
people do a really good job with curating, like as far as like no,
like I went into there was a not safe for work section the last
time I looked in there, and like it was just stupid bullshit HINTI of
course, but I was like, all right, cool, We're fine.
It wasn't like anything insane or whatever, so I was like, all right,
fair enough. So it's like one of those things where but if I
saw anything like too crazy, I'd be like, dude, we gotta have
to shut it down because unfortunately people, you know, stupid people for everybody,
Like people can't be trusted. Yeah, people can't be trusting it in
groups because there's always some stupid guy who's gonna ruin everything. Like we look
realistically, if you drive, if you drive a car, you speed.
You speed. You're not supposed to. Of course, there's signs that tell
you not to. There's a lot of you know, there's a potential threat
of consequences if you get caught doing it. But people do it anyway.
Everyone everyone with a car, unless they're like sixty five or traumatized, you
know what I mean. Like, if you're an old person, you're driving
slow, if you've been in a car crash, you're probably never gonna speed
again. But most people you're gonna be like, ah, sixty five really
means seventy seven, Like realistically, like come on, what's the big difference.
And that's kind of what happens where it's like, yeah, you have
a discord and you know how. You know, most people know how they
should act, but someone's always gonna push things a little bit too much.
There's that one nigga that's going fucking one oh five in a SI. You're
like, God, damn it, dude, that's the thing that that's what
pisses me off to It's it's never you know what pisses me off about those
people? The people who like drive like, oh yeah, I'm gonna go
one hundred and twelve. They're not the people who get pulled over. Yeah,
there are not the people who get pulled over for speeding. You know
who gets pulled over for speeding? The guy who goes ten to eleven miles
over the speed limit. Yeah, because they're slow enough for the police to
catch exactly exactly the kin don't want to deal with that other dude. I
can get this guy. The guy fucking trying to break fucking transcend, trying
to Marty McFly into the past. Never get it makes me so mad because
it makes me feel like, it makes me feel like the cops would respect
me if I just broke the law more than I am. You know what
I mean, like if I just if I just committed to the crime that
I'm committing, then then maybe I would be left alone. Yeah, infuriates
me. That's our that's our discussion. That's our that's our that's our discussion
on our man. But yeah, love them, love them, and shout
out to the young Shout out young boy, I don't, I don't,
I don't give Also shout out fucking what's his name? Shout out Maximore Redakin
for dealing with our discord. I know, tell you sometimes we got to
get in there and we got we have to set aside. That's like I'm
gonna, you know, this week, I'm gonna pop in there because I
feel like I just have to. At this point, we've been ignoring that.
It has been a lot of jumped a few times. It's been a
lot. I every once, well I'll post something, but it's been a
long time since I've done any like voice chat or anything like that. I
say, well, look, we'll we'll figure out. We'll figure something out
right as far as you can get in this week. We'll talk about it
behind the scenes and make it more you know. Yeah, we'll interact with
it, even just even just for like a little bit. You know,
it's not that is not going for that much money, No way, Kingston's
online shot show. So I went to I went to Vandyke card Fest right
for the digitimon Nationals and I got a one piece card that's worth like four
hundred dollars. I didn't buy it, it was just given to me selling
it. Dude, the sun, the sun does wonder for the kings in
Are you can? You can? You can? You can? You just
admit to me that you lied about the curtains. No, I swear I
got curtains. Are you getting them delivered? By That's what it is?
Like? Who the fuck is delivered? Like? I feel like Ali and
the Thieves delivery over the weekend. What watch I'm gonna get on you?
Okay, Well he has curtains. I'm like, yes, I know,
I ordered them and they got here. Dude, I think you ordered them
two weeks ago. It's not been two weeks. I think it's been literally,
it's been several episodes last time it's been. It's been the last time
we recorded last week and I ordered them. Okay, I need a time
snook because I feel like it's been way longer. It's been kingson. You
ordered them, you said you ordered those, You said you order those curtains.
In twenty eleven, you said you ordered these these curtains. And it
has been junior year high school. I'm curtains right now, guys. All
right, let's uh, let's do everything. But what I'm doing right now,
nigga, I would have It's still it was still a point where I
seriously considered sending you curtains one day shipping on Amazon, just to have I
don't want in place amazons. Yeah. See, here's your fucking problem.
Here's here, here's your problem. Though. Look at I'm gonna call you
out right now. This is your job, bitch, bitch, I understand
any we moved it. No, no, no, no. So here's
the thing you keep You're trying to keep your eyes out of the sun,
which keeps you further away from the fucking mic. And it's like, bro,
the amount of times we told you to get closer to the mic is
absurd. I'm calling you out live, sir. This is your job.
And it's like, hey, could you get some curtains please? And you're
like yeah, And then fucking weeks later, I'm not even talking about the
ordering things. We've been talking about the ship for weeks. You could have
just gotten some shitty curtains in the meantime while you got some good ones.
You could have done that courtesy to us. If you think I'm trying to
keep the sun out of my eyes for my eye's sake, that is crazy,
so damaged. I'm looking at the sun right now and I feel fine.
You are of the shade being directly just before you like your eyes like
that is literally normally you're station now. This is this is the state of
I will sing you screenshot to I edit the podcast. You're sitting normally right
before your eyes get in the sun. It is strategic. This is my
this is the state of rest for my chair regularly naturally if like, if
I'm sitting in my chair right the state of rest, it changes nothing,
like you know what changes You sound amazing on the mic. Yeah, it's
not great on the mic right here, that's it. My eyes don't feel
any different. What about the solution, What about the solution? What about
the solution? Mhm, yeah, I thought about that too, because sometimes
I just why not just why not just sit back in the shade so it
doesn't get in your eyes, but the mic is still in front of you.
I think I want to get an arm. I should have gotten an
arm, but there you don't have an arm. I thought you had an
arm I had because let's stand wait, why did you get rid of them?
Wait? Why you? My god? I don't know I had an
arm before, but it was like if for some reason the one I had
was not had like strong enough to support the weight of the fucking mic.
Prop it did I give you one the one you gave me from before.
It's like you already infused with a wire that's and it's like it's a weird
way. I'm like, why is it already a wire? And I tried
to take it out and it just wasn't coming out. So I have that
one in my closet right now. Oh huh. But I think the arms
I find here it's so fucking cheap. I'm like, I guess I was
gonna stand. No, the arm is the arm is important for this reason,
like for for this reason it's twenty it's because it's because that works well
naturally naturally when you're recording, it's just you're naturally gonna want to shift a
little bit if you're sitting in one place for a long time, you're gonna
want to like move around and shift, and so the arm is just like
useful for that. I thought I was. I seriously was just under the
impression that you had an arm this whole time. That actually makes a lot
more sense because I thought you had an arm too. I thought you had
an arm too. And I'm just like, why is this nigga not bringing
the mic closer to him? But like, I get it right, it's
stationary. It has to stay it, it has to stay. But yeah,
no, no, man, whatever, I don't even know if this
one has a brand, but this one works pretty great. It's because this
MIC's pretty fucking heavy. So heavy you definitely want a better one. Yeah,
hefinely want to. But uh, I mean, it's dude, I
fucking I. I I hate Jeff Bezos obviously, but Amazon is fucking legit.
Like I obviously I hate him so much. Where he could he could
fucking he could triple people's salary under Amazon and he'd still have billions. He
doesn't Amazon anymore, you know that, right, it does. It doesn't.
That's not the point of what I'm talking. Just the amount of money
that he amassed through Amazon, he would still be well off forever even if
he tried people. Now, I'm just saying, I don't know he sold
it. Though he sold it, I didn't know that. Actually, probably
it's probably somebody else that is fucking running it. I don't think he sold
it. That would be fucking ASONI and I don't think he sold it.
He's probably remains the largest shareholder of Amazon, although his own ship has decreased
to less than ten percent. The fun does that mean? Well, he
owns the single largest share, but he doesn't have the most vast majority of
it. If you're saying that, if it's ten percent, then everybody else
is under ten percent. Yeah, but there's right, several several several people,
But it's just him underhead. It must be a lot of people.
If he's still the highest one that whatever that Amazon to be like thirty or
something. Yeah, Amazon, Look, Amazon is Amazon's great. It's it
is. It is ruining the world, but it is. It's it's everything.
It's not like over that convenient, Yeah it is. It's objectively too
convenient. It's kind of like the Internet. I think the Internet's actually worse.
But although although I guess they go hand in hand in some way.
I think Internet is a wonderful creation. I just think that it's it's a
tool that can be abused to have. You need to have a certain level
of intelligence to use it. I think that needs to be a thing,
actually, like Internet license tests. Like. Actually, I don't think so.
I don't think any I don't think anyone is smart enough to really handle
it. I don't. I don't. I think people think they are.
I think people, nah, well do you mean what do you? I
don't like some people need to use it for like intellectual purposes, Okay,
but is there something is there something wrong with the way that, like,
say, you're operating the internet, Chris, I think so inherently. Yeah.
I just think it's a tool that we're not part of it. I
feel like it's just like I don't think it's a tool that we were And
I don't say this holistically or like spiritually, I just mean, like,
I don't I don't know if there's a better word in English language to describe
this, but I don't think it's a I don't think it's a tool that
we were ever meant to have. Like, I don't think we I don't
think we are mean. Yeah, I just don't think we I don't think
we have the brain chemistry that is required to be responsible with the amount of
power that we wield with this thing. I don't think it's kind of like
how like you know, if you leave wheels in uh if you leave you
know, how like if you have a mouse and you have it in a
cage, it runs on the wheel, and you think, like they do
that to pass the time. If you put those wheels out in the woods,
they do that like it's it's not because they're stuck in a cage and
they need something to do. They choose to do it just because they just
because it's something that like. But for some reason they like running on wheels,
like biologically speaking, they just like they just like to do it,
and they will do it. Yeah, but they will waste a fuck ton
of time and they will often like they will often die because they're wasting so
much time, not like looking for food and not like actually developed like it's
it's actually kind of insane, like how many mice are just fucking stupid or
because of that. But I do think it's one of those things where it's
like I just don't. I don't know if we have I don't know if
we have the responsibility inherent in us to wield something the internet. What do
you think? I don't think. What do you think you should be doing
differently? Uh? I don't know if there's anything that I should be doing
differently. I just don't think there's anything. I don't think there's anything to
do differently because the way that it that the way that it exists, can
only be used in the way that we're using it. I think I can
I limit my time with it. I what do you mean? No,
I would just say I don't think there's anything like like I feel like if
you're not doing the fairyous shit, I don't see anything wrong with the Internet.
It's like it is a way to connect people and to do and and
to make life extremely convenient. And then there's the others, the others that
are making you know, the guy that, the guy that, the guy
that quote tweeted you like that type of person. Yeah, well, we
just existed. He exists to annoy people. I guess the way, the
way that I look at it is kind of like how I look at the
atomic bomb, where like, okay, cool, like we we we did
something kind of crazy. Uh, that's kind of a big can of worms.
Though at the same time, I do think so, I do think,
Yeah, I think for sure, I think. I think. I
think I'm even seeing I feel like people are getting stupider. I feel like
people are getting more illiterate. I feel like I really do feel that way,
like sincerely, and I think it's because of it. I agree.
I think Internet has decreased a significant amount of problem solving. And I think
people that have only ever had to use the Internet have always had it.
It's definitely affected their brain in a way that I wouldn't say good. But
I think the Internet is used for so many like because if if you know
how to use it, like when you're in school and using the Internet,
it's just a fucking tool to help you understand things better. Right, No,
But like people and they make they make informative things, and you go
and you learned like proper like not like propaganda, like Shapiro saying his takes
like proper like news information, fucking like study, academic reading, Like I've
done so much academic reading on internet only because I have the Internet multa library
and find that kind of academic reading. You know, I view it like
anything like any tool, right where it's like it's like a gun or the
atomic bomb or something where it's like there's a responsible way to use it.
But at the same time, the fact that it exists in the volume,
that it exists in itself kind of creates a massive problem. And look,
I definitely think it's it could be dangerous, it could be dangerous. People
don't understand what's what's I want to hear what say? Though, Yeah,
it's in definitely dangerous. But the the gun and the bomb are meant for
one only, Like they are tools to harm things. Well, like a
bomb for no other reason, and a bomb is used for no other reason
than to hurt things to destroy. I would argue an has more utility than
a bomb. But yeah, like I think, uh, I think like
bombs because you don't get yourself. You don't protect myself. But if you're
protecting yourself, you are to you, you're the your your thought process is
to harm somebody. Right, it's still doing that thing. It's still doing
the thing. It really exists to harm people. And it's one of the
things where it's not like a neutral tool, is what I'm saying, I
guess like like a hammer is actually used to do things, but then you
can also use it for nefarious reasons, where that would be analogy in my
opinion. Yeah, that's like, so I think I don't know. I
just I just think what I don't like when you see there's like signs at
zoos even like I think I brought this up with the on the show before,
where like they don't want you if you if you see gorillas at the
zoo, you're not allowed at certain zoos. You're not allowed to show them
your phone. Like you can't show the gorillas your phone because they get fucking
enamored by it and it fucks with them. And the fact that it the
fact that a phone can fuck with an ape is crazy because an ape has
no understanding of what it's even seeing and it's still compelled by it. That's
fucking crazy. So I don't know. That's like a concerning thing that weirds
me out a little bit. But look, I don't know. I just
feel I feel like it fus with I feel. Here's what I think it
does. I think it fucks with people's brain chemistry. I think like the
dopamine rush of like constantly. I can find everything instantly and at any point,
no matter where I am, and regardless of like my limitations, I
can find the exact thing I'm looking for at all times. I never have
to really search for anything. Really, everything's kind of handed to me.
I get dopamine rushes from every notification I get. It's like, ooh I
gotta like, who I got a common Who I gott of this? Oh
I gotta that? Oh I got all these I'm aware of so much.
I do think that there's like a degree of like it's almost like the philosophy
is like if every let's say we all got of our person, let's say
every single person on the planet Earth got their personal information stolen right and thrown
in to a pile, it kind of becomes it kind of gets to the
point where it's it's as if no one really got their information still in the
first place, because there's so much information to sift through and it's such a
fucking mess that being able to single you out would be about as impossible as
it would be if they if you, if somebody was just trying to steal
from you directly. And I feel like it's a similar situation with that,
It's like there's so much shit being beamed at us to the point where like,
I don't think that we can really I don't think our brains are meant
for that or to wade through all of that or to like even be stimulated,
which definitely mean and notacity. Just like, no, you're definitely right
about things like that, where it you knows, the social studies that are
done with humans of their capacity for caring, for remembering people and all that
stuff is completely false when it comes to the internet, right where some people
will say, oh, I have hundreds of friends, and I'm like,
you fucking don't. That's not That's not how it works, right. You
have people online that that are just collecting and you'll see a handful of their
reactions or whatever, and you interact with a handful of them. But like,
I understand what you mean. But at the same time, I just
I just want people I don't know, man, I just want people that
are using it for the farious reasons to just get the ship beaten out of
them, that's all. I just feel like it would really solve a lot
of stuff. If if if that, dude, And I'm just going back
because it is fresh in my mind. The suicide Squad guy that was like
trying to take a shot at you or whatever for for bearing the plays the
suicide Squad game. Like if that guy, if someone just came to his
house and just beat the fuck out of him, he would stop, Like
he would just stop. I think different. I think people that spread misinformation
intentionally, truly insidiously should be killed, all right, are not are not
killed, but punished, try and try it and possibly capital punishment. Dude,
I actually I'm I'm gonna be I'm gonna be one hundred percent real about
it. And you you agree with this, Chris, I know you agree
with this. The people in so I there was a Matt Walsh, fucking
Matt wash I hate him so much. It's all post of him, you
know, just just being a fucking piece of shit as he always is.
And it was one of those things where like, well, these people are
running defense for like just this crony, fucking bullshit capitalism that just fucks over,
you know, the working class. And these people, in my opinion,
they should be tried and fucking probably quartered like, because they are objectively
ruining society. They are brainwashing people to vote against their interest and then shit's
not getting better, it's only getting worse. And I feel like those people
they should be I feel like, in my benevolent oh we're talking about that
as a as an extra AMMO, the but that's our trama dictator. That
might be a good one. Now, maybe a good one for this one.
Actually, God, some ship right there. But yeah, here's yeah,
here, here's the thing. I just I understand. I understand what
you're saying about, like people using it nefariously, and I do think that
is a problem. But I also just I feel like I feel like it's
also built nefariously or if or or it's at the very least it's maintained the
algorithmically, the fact that things used it right, like the way the way
that it hooks your attention, I believe is inherently nefarious, Like because there
there are times, for dude, sometimes I scroll through TikTok and I'm like,
it's been three hours. What the fuck. I don't even like TikTok
that much, but it's it just sucks me. I'm like, what the
fuck? This is crazy. I hate this and that is scary. It
is a problem for people. You're right, it is a problem for people
I don't have the I just I'm lucky I don't have that problem. I
have a and I think it's more of a chronological timeline thing. Uh since
like, since TikTok doesn't work in that way, I don't like to use
it as much. I like, I like seeing what's happening in the moment
and then then I've had my fill after like a few scrolls. But like
the the algorithms put it in a way that they want to show you things
that they know you're interested in. On the top, Instagram has this really
this thing that I really fucking hate. Algorithmically, it knows what you're looking
for. It'll flash it on the screen and then bury it so you need
to scroll to find it again. It is. It pisses me off so
much because I know what they're doing. I'm completely aware of it. And
there's just every every fucking year they do these meetings with the Senate and they
have like the major players of like Mark Zuckerberg and that new guy, well
the guy that owns YouTube didn't show up, but the people that own TikTok,
the Singaporean guy and all the shit, or they're the president or whatever.
Oh yeah, they're always just fucking with them and saying he's Chinese,
dude, He's like, I'm Singapore, Singapore, I'm Singaporean citizen. Uh,
do you have any relation with the Conde guys. I want him to
just be like, you guys are fucking racist. Fuck you, like they're
being legitimately racist to him, Like it's fucked up that. I laugh because
I see it and I'm laughing I'm laughing, and this situation, situation right
right right, but yeah, like get it. But I just want,
like, you know, in closing the uh, the those people should be
like you said, the algorithms and the thing, it's built in the various
ways. Those people are responsible. They are overseeing these companies that are allowing
that, and they're allowing the ship to happen. They know they can fix
it and make it not about clicking and having heated discussions and and and propping
up the worst clips that you go and comment out it and all that kind
of stuff. They know this, they could fix it. They don't,
so same oller thing. I don't know if they should be quartered, but
at least in prison, I would, I would for sure. Yeah.
Yeah, there's a moral obligation there. I think that is objectively like I
don't know it, yeah, but that that's kind of why I feel like,
if that's that's what I'm saying, that's why I want to clarify that.
Like, I don't feel like the Internet is strictly is a neutral tool
anymore. I think it's a nefarious tool that can be used in positive ways
more so now like I think it used to be with like dude twenty ten,
that's that's neutral Internet as as far as you could get, like,
there's really not a lot. I don't think. I don't think it's neutral.
Think I don't think you are insane if you think it's neutral today,
how straight up it is. Think of it like this. The Internet has
its own right if you the the programs put into it, the powers that
be that created have made the nature of it more insidious. But I think
the Internet, the interface of what it is forms, is neutral. I
don't. I don't think it's neutral. I just fund I think I think
I think it's I think at its core it is built on the back of
an algorithm that is directly intended to hook your attention, which means it's not
well but is But is that always exactly evil if your intentions are not things
that fall into those more insidious natures, like if you're like, if your
intention is to just straight up learn, like, oh I want to learn
more about human biology, I'll learn more about you're talking about users. You're
talking about an independent user's intention, not the intention of the people, like
manufacturing experience online is. But what happens is the internet gives you what you
want to look at. It gives you what you want to look up constantly.
That's what That's the one of the point of those algorithms. So if
you're looking up things that like, for instance, one of my my branches
for TikTok is STEM, and every now and then, mistakenly I end up
on a STEM branch and I'm learning shit the whole time, and I'm like,
all right, this is weird. These last fifteen tiktoks have been about
what you call it, mathematics and medicine. This is fucking weird. And
I'm like, oh, this is the STEM branch of it. If I'm
looking for STEM, I'll be given STEM. So I think inherently depends on
what you're absorbing. I think you're what you absorb, what you choose to
absorb is the most important thing. It'll still be fucking around. You'll still
say like, I don't know, like you still say like black, but
that is inherently but but even that is inherently a that's a profit motive though,
Like that's inherently like they want you to stay on there so you can
view as many ads as possible. They can tell you TikTok chop things in
between all the things that are like I don't know, I just don't think
it used to be a lot more neutral because you didn't really have that everywhere.
You still had like banner ads and stuff. But there are places where
there weren't fucking any ads at all. They were like there was barely an
algorithm at all. On YouTube and any other social media site, it was
all forums dedicated. And those forums, by the way, were places that
if you were interested in those things, you would go, you would seek
those things out. It's not like Twitter now, which is like an open
forum where everybody is just a mess. And like like if I was just
on a video game for um, you know what I mean, that would
be that would be it. The conversation would be about video gas. It
wouldn't be some fucking freak talking about like, I don't know, Obama molesting
a child in the Alps showing up to comment on my suicide squad take,
you know what I mean, Like, I just I don't know. There's
it's a complicated. We could have probably a whole episode about this, really,
but I think I don't know. I just think it's because I just
have a sneaking suspicion that the listeners are having brain aneurysms right now. Yeah,
because like some of them that are like they have knowledge on this topic
and they're probably just like fucking like losing. They just have no idea what
they're talking. We are spreading. We are spreading misinformation at large. So
so don't put us away. Yeah, I mean you could put us away,
put me away, give me free healthcare whatever. Oh yeah, I
like that fair enough. Yeah, man, I get to ship it.
I get to ship in a toilet while making direct eye contact with a person
across the cellph of me. Hell yeah, dude, that's what keeps me
out of fucking prison. Dude. Yeah really, I mean yeah, other
than the fact of doing insidious acts. Yeah, having to share a sitter
with somebody. Honest, I'm be real like, that's actually the worst thing
to me, the fact that like, not only do I have to ship
with somebody in the room and then I gotta smell that ship afterwards, just
chilling right next to my bed, Like, what the fuck? That's that's
so fucked up, that's so fucking crazy. Vincemc mann would love it.
Wait retires after retires after coming out as gay on James Franco's talk show.
Wrote in he says, howdy folks, dropping to the five dollars here because
mama needs a gym membership, No problem, no worries. Uh if you
had to give any props to any dictator or malicious nation, et cetera,
who and what would it be? Bonus? Such alternative question? What is
my hardest bar? Oh, Eminem, I'm not, We're not. I'm
not gonna go hardest answering as he's answering as Eminem, yeahs A question.
I mean, a question is a question. I mean the whole entire stand
response is the best Eminem lyrics of all time. But uh, fun let's
uh yeah, but what is he says, if you had to give any
props to a dictator or a malicious nation. Who would who and what would
it be? Well, I mean answer is pretty obvious, in my opinion,
pretty obvious for me. Yeah, yeah, I mean it's not obvious
what you're talking about. I think it's obvious for me. It's obvious for
me. It's obvious too. Oh you're saying it's for you, saying it's
obvious for yourself. That is completely what the redundant about here. So I
give major props, major, major props to the United States. I think
they've done a fucking phenomenal job destabilizing the entire plan in it and U and
reaping the rewards and making it making a ton of money and still having a
derelict population of homeless people ready to donate to our Patreon as a last vestage
of hope. I think that's I think that's wonder that work. I'm gonna
go with the Nazis man. I'm gonna go with the Nazis man. The
medical research was fantastic. That's the medical research research and medical man's it's impressive.
There was so many breakthroughs. Bro I hate like like I like when
they sewed I like when they sowed those kids together. And talking about that.
I'm talking about use of steroids and hormone and stuff like that. I'm
not talking about that. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the
use of sewing twins together for magical purposes. No, I'm not talking about
that. You don't like that. No, I'm not. I think the
guys I'm just gonna I'm I'm I'm running defense from and say that he's just
making jokes. I'm he's making jokes, all right, He's not actually,
he's not actually falling for propaganda. He's just making jokes, all right.
That's all I'm saying. Literally in science books. It's not it's literally in
sign books, the books I was reading when I was becoming a nurse that
was in there. It's unfortunate because they sucked and they harmed people for no
reason, people that did nothing wrong. So Germans, you know, they
they they had you know, the auto bond and stuff like that. There
were some really major breakthroughs, breakthroughs and technology and scien medicine and and uh
yeah, the autobox. No, so we don't connect that to Nazism,
but the Germans around that time period and when people talk about medical things that
went down under Nazis and people. Unfortunately, they conflate stuff that happened with
things that went down in the concentration camps, and the things that went down
the concentration camps is not where they made those fucking breakthroughs. And that's where
people keep getting They were heavily tested there, Derek, like, literally topical
steroids were invented, literally in those camps. It's fucked up, one hundred
and twenty five percent fucked up that those people were used and unfortunately tested on
for those things. But it happened there. It's just happened. For like
when the problem with this language is, I'm not praising the people that were
doing Look, I understand what the language sounds like, right. What I'm
doing is expressing that the Nazi Party was a terrible group of people that put
a that killed many people and their monstrous I'm giving praise to an invention that
happened under them, not the mentality that they used. That's it. I
don't know how else I get explained anymore at this moment. Now, if
you choose to take my words and bend them, I don't care that I'm
out about of the room aymen, you do what you gotta do. Man.
That's like saying, I really, I really appreciate America for I don't
know, the creation of the Internet, and like Americans had slaves and the
guy's like, yeah, I'm not raising that. That was fucked up,
and they're like, nah, slaves not that moment. Really the room.
You still tried to say, get out of there. Yeah, the slaves,
the Internet, that's crazy. It was just by who made the Internet?
Could you imagine that the underground, the under the underground the railroad,
the underground railroad was actually just the first that was the first fiber optics,
like they were laying they were laying cable, the first the first computer was
created in Tulsa before they burned it down. And no one talks about that
ever. All right, so King since the Nazis, So let's the mid
of the Nazi steroid has persisted over the past four decades and the absence of
any reliable evidence to support it, that's because you're a Nazi, uh,
sweeting. That's that's just what I want to kind of like bring to you
that. Like you say you read it, but I know you you read
You've heard this ship because when you actually research this stuff. People debunked this
over and fucking over again. And so like when I say that this isn't
a you're running defense, I mean this genuinely, like the it what you
heard is not true. It is white supremacist talking points. Literally, it
is the same thing when you hear, oh, the slaves learned good trades,
it wasn't all bad. It's literally the same thing. It's the same
fucking thing. And it's like, yo, that type of I think the
language needs to disappear. I think what it is. It's like people,
if people have a hard time, it's difficult to imagine a scenario where a
group of people had no It's difficult for most people to imagine a scenario where
people had no regard for human rights and also didn't somehow selfishly benefit from it.
It's kind of like, how like you remember when they built that You
remember when they built that hospital in China during COVID in like four days because
they because because they just yeah, I'm not even kidding, Like they built
that. It was less than a week. It was less than a week.
It was like less than a week, I think, And I looked
at that. I was like that's what. That's the the efficiency of not
having to care about, you know, the human life or morality, that's
what. That's what that gets you really, because like who fucking at that
point in that government, if you're if you're like dropping dead from exhaustion,
it's like, all right, well to throw them, throw them in the
bucket, get somebody else replace him. Like they don't have to care about
like unions and like health standards and all that stuff. So why they were
able to do that so quickly? And I think that kind of that is
the mindset that people apply to the Nazis in that way where it's like,
well, they had no regard for human life, so they could have like
how couldn't they have used that to like a scientific benefit in the sense like
we testings on rats and stuff and and like mice they were testing on people,
Like how could they have not extrapolated some valuable information out of that?
It feels impossible just because the nature of which I think is I think it's
insane people can't choose to be tested on. I think that's so wild.
It's it's also the same time, which I think the same time, people's
mental states matter a lot anyway, Does that make sense what I just said?
No, it does. No, it do every No, it just
for everything, for everything horrible that happened, there's always some type of something
needs I know totally that actually makes a lot of a lot of sense.
I remember one of the first times I encountered that in anecdotally was when my
friend's brother we were talking about not elemnic conspiracy theories. We're talking about like
things that and not wacky ship, because there's wacky ship, and then there's
things that clearly just don't that go against Aukham's razor, and we're talking about
those things, and then having his little brother kind of like getting a little
freaked out when he couldn't like cope with the thought, you know, the
things that were like what like, surely there has to be trying to find
the rational explanation in something that would make him feel better about his country that
he's living in, and he couldn't find it, and he was kind of
like freaking out a little bit where he felt like let down and he was
trying to do it. And you know, somebody else they you know,
nine to eleven Commission report, they've they've done that with with that book and
shit. But it's like seeing the breakdown of that when you kind of like
huh huh, we say, what do you say? God, God damn
it? But whatever, but whatever. It was just fascinating to see,
like how how somebody can kind of want they want the thing to make them
feel more comfort in something horrible that happened. And it's like, well,
the world's kind of fucked up, guys. You got you gotta know that.
You know, rich people don't care about us, and you know,
killing a lot of people to make a lot of money is fucking business as
usual. Like it's not even it's not even conspiratorial to say that, it's
just that happens. It's just they ignoring the EPA right, the Environmental Protection
Agency and dumping shit and killing a bunch of people in environments and stuff,
and then they profit and then they'll pay like a small fine, but they
made billions, you know what I'm saying. It's like that's not a conspiracy
theory. That just happens, Like you know what I'm saying, Like it's
not even, but people will have a hard time continuing with that, so
they got to make shit up or whatever. Figure out like some type of
justification for this. I think we should start sewing people together again, honestly,
not some people, not ideologically speaking, not like because somebody is like
a race or anything. I just think I just think it'd be funny if
there was just a guy that went around sewing people together and that was his
that was and he was like, uh, you know how like New York
City has the naked Cowboy and stuff like that, Yes, the rat guy.
Yeah, yeah, the right guy or Spider Cutz. I feel like
it would be cool if not even anywhere specific, Like it could be Los
Angeles, it could be you know, fucking Ohio, Like I don't care
where, but like, it would be cool if there was just like a
oh, that's that's a guy in the city that sws people together. Yeah,
like that's that's that's that's like we need we need to read. We
need to start putting people down. Man, I would put I do I
I it's so I so like, you have no idea how much I agree
with that ship, which just like it's there's there are people that are just
doing yeah did you hear? Did you hear? Okay, we got to
move on after this. Nancy Pelosi was all like, AO, if you
if you're saying anything about a ceasefire, you're with You're with Putin, You're
running you you agree with Putin, You're I'm done with this, I'm done.
Catapult dude, catapult her? Like at this point, just can we
do that? Can we? Just like we can't people? No trip chase
for people? Unfortunately, no trip, But why not I don't know,
and pray to some sort of dark lord to empower one person to deal with
people like that in Philadelphia and we all got to strap him down and pray
over him until he transforms into something I can deal with people like him where
it's like if you don't, Tim will show up at nighttime and get you.
Wouldn't it be crazy if if really if religious like religion exists purely because
like let's say, for example, the power of prayer works, but it
was a lot stronger back in the in in like the biblical times when there
were fewer people, almost like you have this conversation that we had, like
where the theory of like we that we share a con we we share an
intellect pool, and like the more of us there are are, the the
lower are collective bar for intelligence gets like the idea of like we all share
the same potential for inte intellect. So if there's like eight billion, ten
billion, twelve billion people, we can only be so smart because there's too
many people hogging up the bandwidth. You just get radically stupider as yeah,
yeah, so with no sense how I cave? Why were cavemen not as
intelligent as us? Because they they had they were smart enough not to seek
that knowledge. They were smart enough to just be content with fucking stupid.
So at that point there's no point. Then that point is no point,
Then this is stupid stud They were smart, They were smart enough to realize,
hey, I'm I'm not depressed. I'm just always afraid of real things
that are are scary as opposed to like now where people are weird. Like
yeah, I don't know. I don't know which is worth honestly either,
Like but I think, uh, I don't know. It'd be funnier.
It'd be funny to me if if the power of prayer worked that way,
where it's like one person praying in like the year five hundred meant a lot
because there were that was a that was a sizeable percentage of like the population
in comparison to now. But we'll think of it like this, think of
it like this, right if I am mattered. Okay, a lot of
people with their praying, there's a lot of people over there praying really hard,
really really really hard. Yeah, but they all think they're praying for
the same thing, but they're not, Like they don't actually communicate about what
what it is that like, cause what is it that were like, hey,
let's pray for food today actually gets It's it's usually something like I'll pray
for you, like let's all let's all pray for him, And it's like,
what does that fucking mean? What what are you praying for me?
Like some of you could be praying that, like I get healthy, some
of you could be praying that I'm financially okay. Some of you might be
praying for like, oh, maybe his family life gets better or something like
I pray for hims like oh, I hope you meet somebody soon. Pray
for you is so unfocused, you know what I mean? So like I
don't know, I don't know what the fuck you're praying for. Imagine if
somebody needed about eight thousand prayers to come back to life and so we're gonna
all pray for Giant to come back to life, right, and there's like
four people that don't. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna pray for fucking Edman's
donut. I'm gonna pray for sixty five mors. I'm gonna pray for an
inch longer. I'm gonna pay for four ram I don't know. Yeah,
of course, let's get questions. God damn, you got some of these
questions out the way. We gotta go together to this. Becca wrote in
Greetings three wise men, this question was inspired by your by your infamous extra
Ammo. I don't know which one that is, because I feel like we've
had a couple infamous uh, but she continues, if you could force the
Daily Wire to produce a movie or documentary, what would it be? Okay,
so it's it's about our gears of work. I love a Daily Wires
written bad Boys movie. Oh my god, it would movie or documentary.
It would just be five minutes because they would, like, you know,
even though they're fucking a part of the they're part of the fucking police force,
they would somehow get arrested and executed or something like. It would somehow
they would end up in jail and it wouldn't work out for them, and
then the white police captain would be like cleaning up our streets and then it
ends roots. I want I want the Daily Wire to do like a Cayu,
like a Cayu kind of show, where like it's about like a like
an American little boy learning about how he should probably steer clear of black people,
and and how now and how he should always clutches, he should always
cross the street. Probably already a thing, Yeah, maybe honestly, like
all that might that might be, don't know, it's probably one of their
movies already. I think I would want to see their take on a I
want them to make a uh a religious scandal on all of the all of
the child rape. I want I want to see how they would handle just
like all of the religious institutions, like the Boys Scouts that have over eighty
thousand cases those are alleged, don't don't alleged cases. They're not alleged cases.
They're cases. Their cases are not alleged, they're real cases them alone.
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in my mouth. You can tie my penis. If you can tie my
penis in a knot while it's with your tongue, while it's in your mouth,
you win a free Uh you get to go home. Yeah, you
get a free not you get a free not dick right now, but you'll
get it tomorrow anyway when you come back. Yeah, because you're still I
wanted to be a boy scout so bad. I wanted to be a boy
scout so I should always look gay as I was. I was in the
Scouts for like for like three months, I think, and then it's fine,
Like there was no like it's New York. I think you're too hard
vegus. It was like the fakeust religious Like going to Catholic school in New
York is so funny because it's like it was the least it was, unironically
more free than the public school. Like we could we just had run of
that school. We could do whatever, Like I could tell people just didn't
I could tell like outside of the fact that like we had to wear uniforms.
Uh yeah, we had. We had like the fucking polo and like
I had like a like a yellowish polo and like slacks that I that I
had to wear every single day. But beyond that, But beyond that,
like we could do like people would bring their GameCubes to school and we would
like just like school would end and then the second the bell would ring,
we would like start hooking it up in the bathroom. And it was like
the teachers had no fucking autonomy at all. They were just happy. They
were I think they were just they were just happy not to be dealing with
a school of like five hundred people because I think it was only like seventy
kids in that school, which is crazy. Yeah, yeah, that makes
a lot of sense. That's a world of a difference. But yeah,
man, that's a I want to see the other daily the water would handle
that shit, because there's there. I want to see how they would try
how are they gonna because you know, they avoid this at all cost.
They literally never talk about it, and they'll try to blame like a drag
queed for reading a fucking book in the library, and they're literally militias shutting
down libraries and terrorizing them. One of my friends there, that means it's
not a pedophile. But like there was that guy who fucking cut his dad's
head off. Yeah, like those I saw that I saw that, and
I was like, huh he his dad's an FBI agent. And because of
that, these people, this propaganda is working so well that there's the unhinged
people that are acting out. There's a guy that had struck a Nancy Pelosi's
husband with a hammer because he believes in all of this child stuff and everything
and blah blah blah, and they're all it's all this nefarious, crazy shit,
Like, oh, that's why I say, going back to that,
like, these people do need to be drawn and quartered because they're literally getting
people killed. Literally, And so I want to see all the day of
the wired though. I want to see it. Would I think it would
be a fantastic documentary because how it's it's a complete oxymoron. How do you
make something that you completely ignore, right, Like, you completely ignore all
this shit's happening. Children are getting molested and assaulted and disappeared every fucking week
and they never mention it. And even though they care about the kids,
it's the number one priority. So how do they make this documentary and now
they have to reconcile with this thing that they've avoided for forever. I think
that would be like the greatest ship, Like, how would they even go
about it? I don't know. So there's these people, you know,
rogue agents that I don't know. They do a couple of weird things,
and I don't know. Man directed by Bena Sons late directed by Bench Shapio
sounds he can wrap the things off. Oh my god, let's let's forget
about this thing about Alex Haley and his family. And so this is a
story about how blacks are. This is the story all about how the blacks
are still a problem now. And I'd like to take a minature sit right
there, and then here we are on roots Hola, get all the damn
blacks out of here. Your name is Toby Boy. And he's like,
yes, I am Toby. I will obey forever. It basically doing everything.
An idea of The Fresh Prince by Ben Shapiro is that's not that's not
bad Daily Wire Fresh Prince. That is amazing that it would be so different
like Carlton. Carlton would just be like the cooniest. Yeah, it would
be way more. He would be like he would always have the makeup on,
he would always have the black face, he would have whiten himself.
He would do minuscule bleachings every every episode. What do you need, Dan,
I'm doing my bleaching. Leave me alone, Dan, I'm busy downloading
Kenny Chesney songs. Uh. Full metal character. I loved him character.
I think he was such a great character. That also is great, like
I I think I love everybody on that show. Actually like it's it's yeah,
uh full metal swing wrote in he says, when will the cock rate
Patreon tier exist? Cock rate? You want us to rate your penis?
Is that what you're saying? Yeah, yeah, they want us. I
mean, look, if you've got if look, look, if there's really
a market out there for it, let us hear it. We'll see what
happens. It's gonna be at least one hundred dollars, at least minimum minimum.
I'm not looking at I'm not looking at that pipe for no reason.
Doc, I tell you what when when uh, when my only thighs drops
this summer, it's gonna be called uh oh, I don't know. I
don't know what it's gonna be called. Anyway, Definitely, you can send
me money and I will rate your penis. But here's the thing. If
it's not erected, don't even don't even don't even don't come with no bullshit.
Don't even fucking play with me, honestly, unless you got a pipe
on you, if you gotta, if you got a creature, if you
have one and you have a hard time erecting it because it needs too much
blood. Okay, fair. I love the idea someone tries to like a
video of their hard thinking, they pass out, and they send you that
whole thing. You see that video, You see that video of the guy.
You're seeing that video of the cartoon. It's like a cartoon. It's
like scare. It's like animated in like a frighteningly like like really jarring way.
But he's like iron deficiency gang stand up. Oh, and he's like
he falls down, he crashes down the stairs. He is the most via.
It's one of the most violent things I've ever seen. But it's pretty
good anyway. The reality is we're probably we're not gonna do this, And
the reason why we're not gonna do this is for a very simple reason.
It's not even that like I'm not even opposed to this idea in a perfect
world, right, It's like whatever, I don't care, Like I'll take
your money to compliment or insult your penis, like I could give less of
a fuck. The issue is this is the Internet. It's a highly unregulated
space. I can't verify if you're a fucking minor. So no, yeah,
that's right. So no. The answer to this question is unequivocally no.
It would have to be on only fans where I think you have to
do you have to verify your h be on only fans? Pretty sure?
Right? I don't know. I don't I know I have I have an
account. I don't know if I had to. I think you might have
to be a creator because you have to, like ye, your bank account
or something. But being a user, yeah, fuck well, I'll look
it up later. Who cares only only thighs coming in the summer, we'll
we'll circle back to this. Yeah, we'll get your schedule. Work on
your penises. You guys need to start juking and stuff. You guys need
to start really getting I've been joking. That was five bro five the Nightmare.
The Nightmare wrote in the Nightman says rather have over the Would you rather?
The Nightmare says? Would you rather have crazy, super super convincing AI
deep fakes like ninety realistic of you guys earnestly admitting to shits so horrible that
there's no recovering from it, or release a video or a series of videos
of you take guys taking turns spit roasting each other. I mean, I'll
think that, I mean whatever they I what, I don't care. It's
AI. If it's ninety percent believable, then that means it's ten percent there's
a ten percent layer of doubt there. So like, I don't mind that.
I don't want to do. I'm not spit roasting anybody. What the
fuck is wrong with? Yeah, I don't want to literally sproat friend questions.
I don't want to spit roast my friends. So the obvious answer is,
yeah, I'll deal, Like I just be like, dude, is
AI like and everybody would know it, and the people who don't are people
who would like who wouldn't care anyway, So like that's kind of I guess
is the is the is the is the idea that though the people that don't
know you is the majority of people, and they believe it, and it
ruined your career because it ruins your life essentially because of that. I guess
that's supposed to be the scenario to make it not so easy to wheeze out
of right if it ruins. She didn't say, what did he say us
specifically, or do you say your friends? He said, what was that?
Was it for you? A series? Would you guys record and release
a video or a series of videos of you guys taking turns spit roasting each
other? So also us us, Oh yeah, okay, I would definitely
have to go with the AI thing. I'll take my I'll take the I'll
take the risk because I really, realistically, I don't really give a fuck
of my reputation stars that doesn't really do anything, like not really like the
only like, I guess the only thing I'd be really upset with if there
was, like, oh, some everyone believed I was on Epstein's black booker,
So then I'd be kind of like, what the like, as long
as I'm not hunted as hunted, I don't care what people think about me.
You would be hunted in that scenario. That's the only thing I'd probably
be having a problem with. Probably people thought like out there, I'm on
Epstein's flight list and like nineteen like nineteen ninety two, and I'm like I
wasn't born. This is false. I was born. I was born.
I was four years old. I don't think. I don't think he wants
to hang out with babies a baby, but not for the right reason.
Yeah, he was hanging out with little girls, but he doesn't want to
hang out with the male baby. Be like, hey, yo, baby,
you want you want to get in on this, you want to you
want next baby, and you're just fucking shy yourself. Where's my mom?
Where's my mom? Shut the fuck up, baby, We're gonna have some
fun. It gives you a line of cocaine and watches a baby suffer,
suffer. Fucking yo, baby, a cocaine is fucking crazy. I thought
about I thought about this right. I thought about this right. Imagine selling
fentanyl like I imagine giving kids because people did this right, A trigger treating
has decreased, genuinely because of the whole fentanyl scared Yeah, funny, imagine
giving kids fentanyl Halloween. A little seven year old comes up to you,
he gets a candy, eats it, and he just starts zombabies. Why
are people so fucking stupid about that? Though? When when the absolute fuck
have you known anyone that's had a candy apple razor blade or poisoning their fucking
child like I've never seen. I've never I've never, I've never seen it
happen. But I definitely know that people were given drugs before in New York.
I know that happened in the Bronx. I don't know that. I'm
so absurd, though, Who the fuck gives away free drugs? Villains?
Villain creature villains want to make money, they don't want to the only way
you give a big game you're talking about big game villains. We're talking about
little street level villains. Maybe maybe, And if that, I still question
that because you're gonna waste your only little money you have, just to give
it away to somebody and you don't even get to see it happen. You
receive the Derek, Derek, did you Derek. It's about it's about the
satisfaction of knowing you know what it's like. Do you know? Do you
stay up the house and wait for the ambulance of coming you know? It's
no, it's simply it's simply you simply know, But you don't. You
simply have to gamble. They might not even eat your candy. It just
seems like bullshit. But what you've done, what you've done, is you've
you've created. These are These are not big game villains who are cold and
calculated. These are people. These are menaces, people who just want to
watch the world burn, just like Michael Place, like a little watch.
I poke. There are people. There are people, for real. There
are people who poked holes in condoms and that's it, and then they would
leave and then just just to know that they created a splinter in space time
where it's like I seed ten branching timelines. I just ruined someone's life.
Definitely, I will concede. I will concede to that that that that I'm
not even saying it is an impossibility. I say I know I'm probable of
like the likeliness of it happening. It's it's just so low. It's so
low that it has happeningly unlikely. It's like the idea that it would happen
to you at all is is fucking preposterous because it happens like maybe one it's
like ninety nine point nine percent chance it's not going to happen to you.
And so the idea of being afraid of it is ridiculous, right right,
right, that we lived in a world right where people went on freeway bridges
on freeways and threw frozen turkeys off. That really happened. That happened,
That really happened, real, actually happened. Like it was twenty thirteen or
twenty twelve. It was around college, it was around Uh. So it's
not a tradition. It's not a tradition. Though, it's not happening.
No, it happens. It happens over there. How all right, this
is terrible, This is terrible. This is terrible, by the way,
but like I laughed because I'm shocked by it. But it's so woman hit
by frozen turkey tossed through windshield in two thousand and four? Dies? Did
they? Did they get the people that did it? Uh? Because I
want to see the courtship of that. I don't want to see the fucking
turkey tossers, Like I want to see the placed her head. Dude,
it replaced her dude. The impact, the impact, the impact broke.
Every time the impact broke. He's laughing fucking crazy. It is so outrageous,
it's so evil, Like why like dood compel a person to throw a
fucking job, dude, Like, people don't understand that. It doesn't to
you barely lived it. She's like, yeah, but that is some people.
Okay, I know rocks, people throw rocks at cars, fucking assholes.
But okay, so here's this is important, that it is important.
The teens were arrested shortly after the assault, and several of them agreed to
testify. Uh. He would have faced up to twenty five years in pricient
prison if he was convicted of throwing the turkey. Uh. Instead, the
victim intervened and worked to get him amnesty. Oh so this was a different
one that didn't I didn't know. So this woman she died, No,
this is this is a story about this woman dying. But I guess she
didn't die from that, you know what I mean? But I alos thought
I always thought her head got popped off. Well, it said it.
The impact broke every bone, and the impact broke broke every bone in her
face required a ten hour surgery, three titanium plates, and a wire mesh
for her left eye socket to correct. The teens were what I just read,
and she and she worked with them to forgive these people because they were
teenage and this punk ass bitch, this punk ass bitch. No, I'm
sorry. You know, you work with kids that steal, you work with
kids that do ship like you don't kids throw Really, any kid that did
that is just the fucking jackass like kid that's not a super villain. You
don't rehabilitate that ship though. I'm sorry. It's like just because kids do
dumb ship but like that, this is your this is your again, young
people do I'm mid the middle. I'm in the middle because listen, listen,
listen. I'm sorry. I absolutely I have absolutely thrown not as that
bad as that, but I've done some ship life. But also at the
same time, at the same time, I knew I was being a dumb
kid. Of course, everybody is aware of the dumb shit they're doing,
right, But then usually the point is, oh, maybe they don't.
They didn't realize the the the the entire ramifications of what the batches that they're
doing. But you know, going a fucking frozen turkey is going to hurt
somebody. That is the point. There is no other point of doing that,
Like, there's no they threw it off a bridge when a car was
coming point, And that's not when you do that. That's what I'm saying.
There's no other point of, like, say, throwing a frozen turkey
through a house window. I can forgive that supremely idioticulous. It's no,
it's extremely idiotic. But the thing is, your intent is not to hurt
somebody. Now, somebody could get hurt, they could be right by the
window, but your idea of the odds of that happening is very low compared
to the only outcome of throwing something that heavy off the fucking the bridge.
Two. There's only one outcome. There's only one fucking outcome. Yeah,
dude. I people say that like, oh man, they were young.
It's like, dude, I was young. I've been young too. I've
never done anything even remotely like this. I've done my fair share of like
shitty things, but nothing remotely, nothing even remotely close to this, and
and things. It's like Kingson almost agree. Kings is like, oh,
well, I've done my fair share of future too. But like Kingson,
you're a you should be and you should be you should be put away.
You're terrible, You're you're scary, you're scared, you're a scary person.
I'm not that bad. I never harmed anyone. But I've definitely done fireball
out of your window out of fear. It wasn't because I did it because
I was a fucking I did it because I wanted to hurt nobody. I
was scared. I saw what happened. I was like, Oh, you
did it because you were scared. That's oh. I did it because I
was scared. Oh throw it in the Yeah, it would have been in
the house. It would have been inside. My whole water would extinguish it.
I you threw it out and somebody's ass. I got scared. The
guy came up to the guy came up to my door head. The guy
came out my door in that military uniform he had. He had that military
uniform. He came up to my door, and I just said, look,
man, the the Weinstein's are hiding in that house. And I was
just like, I gave them up because I was just I was just afraid.
I was just I don't know, I was just stupid. That is
I love how extreme that is. That is like zero two one billion,
significantly different. I don't think it's any different. I don't think it's I
don't think it's any I think you're throwing. I think you throwing a fireball
out of your window is equivalent to giving away a hiding family of Jews during
the Holocaust. That is wild. That is with fear so the same.
Yeah, you're right, you're right. It's like, let me like,
let me, let me give you one of the most fucked up things.
I haven't did this. I was around when it happened. My friend found
out that birds can't have things that I have, like at that carbonated stuff.
Yes, like like rice and ship they can't have that. Yeah.
We literally went to the edge of Manhattan and he gave them like fucking and
he gave them an ascids. And I saw a bird pop and I was
like, oh no. And I remember the whole ride home. I was
sitting down on the trade laughing and cry because I never killed an animal before.
I never I don't think I ever killed animals. Still to this day,
it's not like I haven't I haven't animal an idiot. Yeah, And
I was I have it on the trade back to the rocks, sitting down
crying and shaking and laughing because I was my brain split right down in the
middlewhere like that was hilarious but also that was a living animal. Yeah,
you are, I've been involved in like that. We're like, hey,
you know, yeah, I've never I never got off on hurting animals ever.
Up understand the pest thing. I get that. Yeah, the roaches
when I when I killed those roaches a little too. You went a little
too experiment. You want a little to doctor Mangelo with your ship though,
disturbing. I just froze them. You did other things, you did other
things. No, I did. I never did anything. I remember one
of the episodes you you talked about a couple of things you did. I've
never killed animal that. I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything more
than like I crushed them and I froze them. But I didn't do anything
whatever you said then, yeah, you said, well, yeah, whatever
you said. You said some ship that I was like, man, this
guy like I dissected them or something like. What did I say? I
can't I remember. I don't remember what I said. Probably, dude,
this was probably like actually four years ago. That's the problem because it was
very early on. It was I think it was before the pandemic. Might
have been in person recording. When you talk about carbon No, I didn't
I didn't. I didn't. I'm not going to pretend. I'm not going
to pretend like there aren't things I would have loved to do to them,
because I fucking I hated them so much. But like I didn't actually go
out of my way to like build contraptions or anything. I just I would
stomp them when I saw them. And if if I did see them and
I had compressed air around me, I would turn upside down and I would
freeze them. Otherwise they would run away. Otherwise they would run away and
then wouldn't be able to get them. But you could just stomp on them.
But okay, well, I don't know. I didn't like at a
certain here's the thing about I get that you don't want to step on them.
Okay, it's just like it. Ruins can choose, and then they
smell at a certain point. If you've killed too many of them, you
don't want to know what roaches smell like. It's bad. One of my
friends stomped on the giant which the socks on, and I was like,
that's hard, that's disgusting, that's hard. He should be stomped on.
That's actually worse than doing it with your bare foot because like it's all in
your sock ship like big Like I'm not afraid of bugs, but big roaches
scare me. They do actually scare me a little bit. They're just gross,
like the squish and then all the juices every like no, all that
noise because you hear you hear like a box, you know. Yeah,
you're like, did you guys, you guys, did you guys get that
video that I sent you guys in the text in the textchat of no no
No, I said, I said a video in the in the in the
textchat of pee wee Herman saying the N word, and it maybe it maybe
really got me off guard. I was thinking, oh is this like is
he gonna like die? And then it's gonna maybe a fan made thing that
has our segment or something. I was staying the no. It completely went.
He completely caught me off guard. Syan Nara, Oh my god,
that's stamper. Oh is it? Yeah? That would make sense? Yeah,
yeah, all right, let's uh one more, let's get let's get
one more and then we'll head on out of here. Uh yeah, uh,
what the fuck is this? Oh? Okay, this is I don't
know if we've addressed this or not Child Endangerment wrote it, and he says,
what's up strength? Dexed and intelligence? Question for you, Chris,
and a comment for Derek thoughts on Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven. I heard you
mentioned it like once in the past, and Derek, the amount of oiled
up batties in that game is astounding. You gotta try it. Did you
not play Cyberpunk? Derek? So here's so this is really funny. What's
not funny at all? It's one of those things where you know it it
I fork. I don't know how this happened. Short answer, I have
not played it. I don't know how this happened. This is one of
those things where my brain almost tricked itself into thinking like surely yeah, But
then like I started thinking about it, I was like, I what,
I just completely my brain. It did one of these things that I don't
have a good explanation for that. It just I know I would enjoy this
game, the romance options and all this stuff thing our RPG elements, CD
project read and Okay, I remember when I first launched, I was like,
of course, I'm not gonna play it, but then they fixed it
and I just, for some reason just forgot about it. Even with the
fucking Fantom Liberty and all that shit came out, it didn't something was bothering
me, but I didn't quite figure it out that I'm like, oh my
god, I forgot to buy the fucking game. I just forgot. And
so it's weird that it's been this many years and I just have not experienced
it at all. And I almost think there's a little level of embarrassment that
that I just kind of like suppressed it. You know, they'll like completely
forgot to play it, like fuck whatever though whatever, it's fucking probably like
thirty bucks an how or something probably for both things if I if I look,
yeah, it's pretty good. It is a very very very good game.
And there's a ton of bad bitches in that game that has a lot
of bad bitches. Okay, thirty six bucks for all the corporate I can
fuck that evil bitch. I forgot her name. Oh yeah, I forgot
that evil bitch. I get you arrested. That did that rob having were
having baggered yet? Jesus Christ daggered? I haven't daggered yet, but I
haven't baggered yet. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, let's do
let's let's do. Calt me down cyberpunk three two one. We're gonna read
all of our twenty five dollars and up patrons now, uh, starting with
fuck bitch ass Patreon, this website can suck my fucking balls and my dick
and my cock. Chris, thanks for not making the two hundredth guests be
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it. Patreon cuts off my name. Uh. The UK English dub of
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mind if that was real. And you be here, cockle Rock, what
what in your hells are you doing here? Your bloody same monkey? Oh
my god, yeah, it's my mister Satan, right have you? Oh
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right, it's my rads, I'm your brother mate. We're a le.
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that's getting into Australia at that point. Everyone everyone just has that tinge of
like the vaguely British accent. It's uh, there's Kiwi's in it. There's
fucking Australians in it. It's just a fucking disaster. Apartheid niggas are in
it. It would be pretty good. Oh my god, South African Afrikans
people South Africa like the like the district nine accent. Oh man, it'd
be. It's weird to me, man, I don't get it because it
can't Australian. But then it's not weird. No Kiwis or not. They
have a lot of the same mannerisms. Yeah, there's a term. Well,
I don't know. All I know is that they speak Afrikaans. That's
all I know. And I and that upsets me for some reason. Upsessment
that they have the like it's called Afrikaans. Oh my god, I don't
don't do that. Call my home my o ho ma oh may. The
genas would be gallic knife because they can't have guns and garlic because garlic noife,
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myself into a donosorro. I We're gonna get the dragon bowl. He waits
for the Imperial Basement System. God damn, I want to watch that.
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for him, little really obnoxious dragon British ball Z. Let's do it print
brick Pond Britain. Oh my god, no, oh man, let's go
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consider racism. Uh yeah, we just we just we just slandered Britain for
a for a fucking while. Chris, I'll use your ass as a condom
for my shotgun Baller of the First sin spumbufutters excuse me, h. I'd
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know that I want some balls. Halla. If you feel like you need
cock in your throat, that's pretty good. Bad. There's definitely there's definitely
something there, But he grows. I'm not as straight to gay as stand
too gay to stand to everybody. Get body, come gate, my man,
gate my ass works better, but get it to come gate my ass.
Yeah, his holes together, all right, let's not. Yeah,
it's good. But Chris Ray guns a obnoxiously loud sigh. What does a
Hispanic girl say when losing a virgin virginity? Get off me, Dad,
you're crushing my cigarettes. Oh my god, I don't think that's is that
hystereo? That doesn't sound real. I've never heard that in my life.
Yeah, come in the sheets. Heard that's unfortunate. I don't know.
This must be Mexican as fun because I never heard that in my life growing
up. I gotta say, come in, it's come in the sheets.
Wait, what are we doing? Are we? Are we expounding? No,
we don't need to. Let's not. Yeah, it's a good idea.
Coming the sheets up to my ankles, coming the sheets up to my
knee, Come in, Come in the sheets, all on my butthole,
come in my eyes, all over me. I don't know what that is.
I don't know if it's reference to something or just that he's got a
coming problem. Sweeneys superpowers being confidently wrong. Back to thank of com Caucasian
container, the crackerbile for gays, Donald Trump burping on Dom's clip fight me,
Greg Miller for what you've done to my bood do Christian girl square,
holy water. All I want to do is bust inside a guy or two.
I'll fuck them, then I'll fuck you. Thank God we're gay.
No rain she pipkin on my pippa U possum can't smell and Chris is kind
of right. Vince Fence actually shot on a woman's head during a threesome ellipses
allegedly. I just I really, I really can't get over how fucking insane
that is average plit energy. What starts with my hellcat is a push to
start and ends with the R. Just the hard R. Sar coffee on
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Yeah, it's dumb going straight to hell for that friend's thumbnail, that
first thumb that was crazy earlier today. I was just looking at it earlier
today because I was scrolling through my shit looking for something and I was just
laughing at it. Insane. Him spitting the water out is so fucking up.
It's so outrageous. Going to hell. Right, Yeah, we're going
to Hell. I stopped paying my rent so I could be a real fan.
Transferm Gremlin exposing people with like us intongers in ninety million rodgens of ionizing
radiation. You not Vinpen the angelic DM dudes be fucking the living shit out
of me. They could care less as long as someone as long as I'm
on my knees. So take off your clothes. Uh, Craig the Cane,
Mike Ermintrott was Jim Gordon in Arkham Knight. Uh, it's your boy,
Shawnee d Jinkies, Jinky's Velma those are Asian people. I don't know
what that means. Is she afraid? I guess I guess Velma says Jinkies.
Yeah, I don't so who's saying that to her? I don't.
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presents Matt Walsh's what is a Black Ben? And Jerry's Funky Monkey. I
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it sucks. Obi, wontcha blown me? Norwegian game dev is Home wasn't
gay? Let me smash Kremlin de Gremlin. If I hear one more chumba
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bones. Appeton Oak fucking police coming hard as I thrust in pound uh avvy
Chris, what happened to the Swen Bears video? The Sween Bears video?
The fuck it should still I haven't taken any videos down. The Sween Bears
video like Bears in My Body, Yeah it should still be up. Video
was so long ago. Oh my gosh, that wasn't insane. That was
when my previous MacBook died and I got a new one the day that we
shot that. To film that and that MacBook is dying now, so that's
like six seven years. It's insane. Time is always going, Isn't it
weird that time never stops moving forward? Yeah, we are a sad guy
from Michigan. Can I get a dick pic with your gray sweatpants on and
one without them? Can I also get three picks of your dick in any
position? Also? And it cuts out the Pepi bros? Yeah? Also
yeah, man, Yeah, I mean, I mean there's a there's already,
you know, there's there's media, there's there are sights that there are
sights that I'm on the Puppini Brothers in Porium. Alright, Shark Tank or
snark Tank, feast your eyes on that gay doctor's mix, Doc Doncerson Monkeyatsu
installing a faulty neural link in Chris's head that plays Thunder on repeat. Oh
we forgot about that, Yeah, the neural I totally fucking I totally forgot
about that. That that that's real now? No, yeah, Elon Musk
just apparently they just put the first chip in somebody's brain. No, thanks,
God damn it. Carl Weathers died. Is that real? God damn
it? Yeah? Really? Yeah? Are you dead? Carl? Years
old, you son of a bitch. You know that is right? Fuck
yeah, I remember, Hey, Dylan, it's a lot of niggas.
He was freaking Apollo Creed was Dylan Man, Dylan, you son of a
beebe. It made me so happy knowing that Apollo actually beat Rocky more time
than the Rocky beat Apollo. That made my heart feel better made I don't
know why why it made me feel better, but it made me way better.
That's such a bummer. It was like, yeah, Rocky, fuck
you, punk as bitch. He's great. He was great and good.
Mandalorian too, he was great in a norbit we played everybody. Wait what
m Carl? Continue reading? Please continue, Please, please continue reading,
Please Carl Weathers, for the love of all that is. I know Carl
Weathers. I know Carl Weathers. I can tell him. You know,
the rest of your life you have ruined that you don't think I know you
don't think. I know Carl Weathers. I know his I know his catch
fight. I know. Hey, hey, hey, I know Carl Weathers.
Okay, God damn it, rude you guys. I am officially this
podcast. I don't know if I'm allowed to talk to you. Anymore.
That is really God is actually please Carl Weathers. Goddamn, Look, we
were too respectful, Like we've been so disrespectful that everybody else who's died on
this show. We can't just arbitrarily start with Carl Weathers. I'm not legitimately
angry. I was like, oh, man, I think I needed I
think I needed like ten more minutes to get there. And then I was
like, you needed it took it took you three seconds to turn on Pee
Wee Herman. If that pee Wee herbman, his life is hilarious. Well
that wasn't me finding out he was dead, though, Oh yeah, I
think that's fair. Immediately I think it was. I literally just found out
right now. I was just kind of processing it. The idea of coming
up hair and the movie hilarious him busting on people's hair, the like,
oh yeah, yeh that I mean, it's it's a fan. That was
a that was a good segment. That was great, and ironically, like
he was so funny on like actually like on Arrested Development, like when he
would show up on that was fucking insane. Like there were these like recurring
bits with Carl Weathers that I really loved on the rest of development. Yeah,
it was a while ago, but uh, where the all right?
Where the fuck is he? Rest in peace, Carl, Hopefully the weather's
better up there. You got to pay the trolls toll to get in the
boys hole. Day six Joe Biden unhinging his gaping maw to suck the melanin
out of any so called black person who didn't vote for him. Ed and
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me up every time. Gumball's voice actor calling dream the f Sler My girlfriend
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when it's tight. I cream again the head by Gavel uh Merks eighteen eighty
nine. Houdini's hit song f Sler's Come out at Night. I don't know,
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for you. Yeah, that has come out. I was always want to
use the f flor so many times and covers, and I'm just like,
can't sorry, he'd be funny, but like, you know, you know
how they get it's it's just a very funny word. It is. It
works and it fits a lot of times. Even as Tom McDonald thing,
I was like, because he says they call me offensive, I want to
be like they call me an f slur, Like I immediately want to use
that because it's just like he's like the cam me offensive controversial and like I
wanted to, but instead I just found a different thing where it's like to
call me a twinking controversial, like I like, I found a way around
it. So it's but it works so well. I can't use a funny
word. It's unfortunately it's a slur, you know, with word edwards.
I think that word's hilarious. It's pretty funny. It is really funny.
Nwardly is the funniest way in my life to say. That's just a real
word. This is a real word. You don't have to say that word.
You'll have to say edward. And I think that word is I think
that's also funny phrase. All right. Second, David featuring being better than
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happened, I bet you could. I bet if you if you were I
bet if you're already some that they don't really like being there, that's a
pretty good way. Like I don't think a good employee would get fired for
that, you know what I mean? Like if you were like a good
asset and people liked you, like I don't think that would get you.
But like if if people got their sights on you, that that'll be that'll
get you. That point, yeah, because he probably did it as a
joke, like this is funny, and then like who's gonna appropriate Like finally,
get this ashle out of here. Yeah, finally this fucking psycho,
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fuck this guy needs to get out of here. Eating the toilet bowl.
I saw him biting straight through the parts of the toilet bowl and eating.
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the time because that fucking bitch eats the toilets just starts scarf for that pungent,
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I said pungent pussy before on the show. For some reason, I
don't know why spell so that. Think about like how I could smell spell.
It's probably under water at that fuck you pig. Sue Hulk tickle my
ass hair as Nicky Ziggy. Marcus, it's Marcus. Last month on the
COG. Can what last month on the COG can support you? At twenty
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on the sixth floor, and rounding out our list as always, Woo the
King. Look at this King Combo. I can't believe he's still around this
man. You'll play Teching yet? Now? I can't. I can't justify
buying it because it's a game that I'll probably only play at people's houses,
So I'll just play. I'll just play other people's copies. I can't.
No one's gonna come here to play Teching. I thought about I thought about
buying it, but I'm like, I'm just not gonna. I might even
play your Fighter six enough anymore. Mmm. Yeah, I like text right
now, tech It's probably my favorite. It's just you know, I I
don't know. I I can't. I can't. There's no neutral in modern
fighting games anymore. Bro I hate it all right, there's no guessing.
Everybody just starts fucking going wild instantly, and I'm like, Jesus Christ,
dude, can I tell you something? Honestly, I'm a little bit bummed
that you that you bailed on the joke midway through about about the light in
your face. Oh what's up? I'm a little I'm a little bummed.
Like I was kind of hoping you would last the whole time and then at
the end we would we would be like, hey, hey, sween,
can you lower your brightness? Like that's kind of what That's kind of what
I was building towards. You killed it immediately. Yeah, look at that.
Look at him. I'm trying to recover. Let's get the hell out
of here. Thanks for supporting us over a pitch on our concest sarking.
Next, for your viewership, Thanks for your listeners, Thanks for your questions,
Thanks for all that ship. You guys are the best, even though
you're homeless and we would never associate with you in in in public, and
you know we would cross the street we saw you approaching. Despite all that,
we care about you very deeply. Do not approach me ever, Just
don't, uh, all right? Bye. I want you guys to understand
it's one thing real quick. You're never actually safe ever. You're always in
danger until the moment you're dead. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. I