So he took the month of July off. Yeah, not that anybody but
my ex's care. At least, at least Daddy Matt is still getting paid
through your ex's that's right. I'm like that birdman. Yeah, you know
where he's he's he's rubbing his hands together. But if you're watching this on
live stream or on video, John Clark has officially quit and we've replaced him
with an AI generated image of John Clark. I have no clue what is
going on in your world. See this is what happens. I have been
harping on John for months to get a ring light so everybody can see his
porcelain skinned, his pearly white teeth, his beard that resembles one of Jesus.
He gets the ring light, and now he looks like one of those
AI girlfriends that you since fell in love with. So so here comes August.
Yeah, I'm just trying to kill sometimes. So this, this portion
here can be its own track, so we don't have to work so much.
Well, I mean, Daddy Matt, Daddy Matt loving those hands together.
Gotta get paid from the exes. The month of you talked about.
Here comes August, the month of July supposedly the hottest month on record in
the world, and I gotta tell you here in Tennessee hadn't been too bad,
man. I haven't. I haven't. Hasn't felt like the hottest month
on record here in Tennessee? Has it to you? Ai generated John Clark?
Have we really come to the point where we're talking about last month's local
weather? Dare I? Heeart spreaker. I hope you're listening and you will
take our show national after that hot take by John Clark. No, it
hasn't been hot. I like the summer. I like to heat. I
like to sweat. Yeah, I know you keep your house like sixty well,
no, eighty six degrees. I don't put the hair on. For
all you people who think there is something okay, women especially who are like
I love fall, I love winter. It's so romantic. What is there
the romantic about being cold and wet? Right? I mean snow? How
romantic is snow? Go walk out in the snow for thirty minutes and then
tell me when you're feed are wet and freezing, how romantic you feel.
I'm not a huge fan of of wet weather, period, So you know
there's do you know that there's more babies born in August now than there is
any other month. Come back, nine months? What month is nine months
from August? You got nothing, You got nothing better to do than partake
of the marital fruit or non marital non marital fruit, you heathens. That's
what happens when you take prayer out of schools. Thanks a lot, Hunter
Biden, I got. I got a laugh from Ai generated John Clark.
That's pretty good. So yeah, Okay, to sum up this episode,
it was it was hot but not too hot. And look, okay,
I'm gonna I gotta figure out how to say this delicately. Okay, all
the movies I want to go back to women thinking that when Fallen Winter is
romantic. Okay, okay, all the little movies that you women watch,
your little fifty shades and all these little romantic movies. It's fifty shades of
romance movie? Is that? I just I just know this that that movie
gave in cells hope like I could be a weirdo and get a chick.
That it's so true. I feel like Twilight is the one that started all
that, though, because because Twilight was the original weirdoa. The vampire guy.
Yeah, I saw half of the twloight. I saw half of a
Twilight movie, and I was like, what am I missing here? But
I want to go back to my point before you just hurt me a I
generated John Clark. Yeah, go ahead. So your little romance movies,
your rom coms, your fifty shades are gray. You you, you pervy,
pervy people get into church. Anyways, I digress. None of those
romantic cheek clapping scenes are done in winter when it's cold. We're all done
inside, right, but they're like hot and sweating. Nobody's like sitting there
with cold, snowy feet being like, let's get it hot. So where
did we come up with this lie that fall in winter is great? I
like sweating. It's just it's it's all the it's all the colors and all
the leaves and all that good stuff's got to come down here the leaves.
Let me tell you something, ladies, if y'all actually went out there and
had to rake the leaves, you would not think the colorful leaves are beautiful?
All right? Done any leaf raking yet? No, not yet.
It's cutting my grass every five days because in Tennessee it rains for thirty minutes,
rain sideways, brutal lights flicker, and then it goes back to ninety
five degrees. So I had to cut my grass every four days before I
create a brothel in my backyard for the snakes. Dude, It okay,
So that's something else I got to talk about. I know that this is
not where we're supposed to talk about. I was going to talk about aliens
among us any time. Hope you enjoy this episode, Sprinker. iHeart take
us national. Dude. Our power went out the other day because it thundered.
There was no wind. I didn't see any lightning, and our power
went out. Literally. I heard a clap of thunder, no lightning,
no nothing, and power was gone. It sucks around, John Clark.
It's because you don't listen to me. Jeez. It's not that I'm upset.
I'm just disappointed that you don't listen. What being different? How many
times have I told you that that massive mansion of a house that you have
needs its own power grid? God, all right, dude, we are
going to have to go solar or something like that. Mans last month,
Oh look, we gotta go solar our mansion. The butler doesn't get its
Christmas bonus this year, because somebody's got to clean the pillars in our house.
And yet, and yet, I begged this guy for eight months tog
a ring light. You got your ring light. And now you're complaining that
I look AI generated because apparently my face is too perfect on screen or something
like, it looks so phony bologny, my teeth too white? Is that
a problem, sir? That I take care of myself. The Minecraft ladies
are gonna love you. Tell your wife to hide you