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So he took the month of July
off. Yeah, not that anybody but

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my ex's care. At least,
at least Daddy Matt is still getting paid

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through your ex's that's right. I'm
like that birdman. Yeah, you know

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where he's he's he's rubbing his hands
together. But if you're watching this on

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live stream or on video, John
Clark has officially quit and we've replaced him

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with an AI generated image of John
Clark. I have no clue what is

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going on in your world. See
this is what happens. I have been

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harping on John for months to get
a ring light so everybody can see his

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porcelain skinned, his pearly white teeth, his beard that resembles one of Jesus.

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He gets the ring light, and
now he looks like one of those

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AI girlfriends that you since fell in
love with. So so here comes August.

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Yeah, I'm just trying to kill
sometimes. So this, this portion

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here can be its own track,
so we don't have to work so much.

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Well, I mean, Daddy Matt, Daddy Matt loving those hands together.

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Gotta get paid from the exes.
The month of you talked about.

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Here comes August, the month of
July supposedly the hottest month on record in

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the world, and I gotta tell
you here in Tennessee hadn't been too bad,

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man. I haven't. I haven't. Hasn't felt like the hottest month

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on record here in Tennessee? Has
it to you? Ai generated John Clark?

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Have we really come to the point
where we're talking about last month's local

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weather? Dare I? Heeart spreaker. I hope you're listening and you will

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take our show national after that hot
take by John Clark. No, it

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hasn't been hot. I like the
summer. I like to heat. I

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like to sweat. Yeah, I
know you keep your house like sixty well,

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no, eighty six degrees. I
don't put the hair on. For

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all you people who think there is
something okay, women especially who are like

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I love fall, I love winter. It's so romantic. What is there

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the romantic about being cold and wet? Right? I mean snow? How

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romantic is snow? Go walk out
in the snow for thirty minutes and then

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tell me when you're feed are wet
and freezing, how romantic you feel.

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I'm not a huge fan of of
wet weather, period, So you know

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there's do you know that there's more
babies born in August now than there is

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any other month. Come back,
nine months? What month is nine months

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from August? You got nothing,
You got nothing better to do than partake

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of the marital fruit or non marital
non marital fruit, you heathens. That's

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what happens when you take prayer out
of schools. Thanks a lot, Hunter

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Biden, I got. I got
a laugh from Ai generated John Clark.

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That's pretty good. So yeah,
Okay, to sum up this episode,

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it was it was hot but not
too hot. And look, okay,

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I'm gonna I gotta figure out how
to say this delicately. Okay, all

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the movies I want to go back
to women thinking that when Fallen Winter is

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romantic. Okay, okay, all
the little movies that you women watch,

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your little fifty shades and all these
little romantic movies. It's fifty shades of

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romance movie? Is that? I
just I just know this that that movie

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gave in cells hope like I could
be a weirdo and get a chick.

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That it's so true. I feel
like Twilight is the one that started all

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that, though, because because Twilight
was the original weirdoa. The vampire guy.

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Yeah, I saw half of the
twloight. I saw half of a

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Twilight movie, and I was like, what am I missing here? But

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I want to go back to my
point before you just hurt me a I

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generated John Clark. Yeah, go
ahead. So your little romance movies,

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your rom coms, your fifty shades
are gray. You you, you pervy,

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pervy people get into church. Anyways, I digress. None of those

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romantic cheek clapping scenes are done in
winter when it's cold. We're all done

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inside, right, but they're like
hot and sweating. Nobody's like sitting there

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with cold, snowy feet being like, let's get it hot. So where

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did we come up with this lie
that fall in winter is great? I

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like sweating. It's just it's it's
all the it's all the colors and all

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the leaves and all that good stuff's
got to come down here the leaves.

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Let me tell you something, ladies, if y'all actually went out there and

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had to rake the leaves, you
would not think the colorful leaves are beautiful?

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All right? Done any leaf raking
yet? No, not yet.

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It's cutting my grass every five days
because in Tennessee it rains for thirty minutes,

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rain sideways, brutal lights flicker,
and then it goes back to ninety

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five degrees. So I had to
cut my grass every four days before I

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create a brothel in my backyard for
the snakes. Dude, It okay,

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So that's something else I got to
talk about. I know that this is

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not where we're supposed to talk about. I was going to talk about aliens

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among us any time. Hope you
enjoy this episode, Sprinker. iHeart take

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us national. Dude. Our power
went out the other day because it thundered.

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There was no wind. I didn't
see any lightning, and our power

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went out. Literally. I heard
a clap of thunder, no lightning,

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no nothing, and power was gone. It sucks around, John Clark.

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It's because you don't listen to me. Jeez. It's not that I'm upset.

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I'm just disappointed that you don't listen. What being different? How many

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times have I told you that that
massive mansion of a house that you have

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needs its own power grid? God, all right, dude, we are

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going to have to go solar or
something like that. Mans last month,

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Oh look, we gotta go solar
our mansion. The butler doesn't get its

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Christmas bonus this year, because somebody's
got to clean the pillars in our house.

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And yet, and yet, I
begged this guy for eight months tog

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a ring light. You got your
ring light. And now you're complaining that

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I look AI generated because apparently my
face is too perfect on screen or something

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like, it looks so phony bologny, my teeth too white? Is that

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a problem, sir? That I
take care of myself. The Minecraft ladies

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are gonna love you. Tell your
wife to hide you