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The Downbeat on ninety seven to one
the Freak. In thirty minutes, I'm

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gonna tell you who the Cowboys have
added for their playoff run. Yes,

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in addition, and what they must
do if they ever want to win a

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road game. I'm gonna tell you
that in thirty minutes. I'm hooked,

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So buckle your ass up. Most
important thing in the world brought to you

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by The Downbeat last night. And
you've seen this if you've watched any Cowboys

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games this year or really NFL football, you've seen the promos for it.

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The new hit game show. Because
game shows are the new thing in television,

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mainly because there was a one hundred
and ninety day writers strike and so

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not a lot of original content for
these shows. That's why CBS is airing

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Yellowstone season one. ABC last night
was airing only Murders in the Building season

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one and editing out you know where
an F word might go? And Fox

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has what they're upcoming? Hey did
I just f my sister? Wait?

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Really? Yeah? Where you have
to f a bunch of people and you're

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related to one of them? Oh? Are you serious? No, you

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worked on the Fox lot. I
assume you have insights that's what's left.

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That's the only thing left. Farmer
wants a wife. Yeah, you know

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which that is the one you're talking
about. I think then they're about out.

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One of these men just bone their
sister and then they show three Dudes's

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like, gool is that one of
your fake your fake or fake shows?

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When we did that thing with you
and me and Ryan's No, But I

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kept those because I thought one was
so funny. Oh it was the senior

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citizens on the rankest bucking broncos.
It's like which god, which one will

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survive and which will have their have
their bones turned to dust it breaks of

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pelvis. Yes, I remember being
really terrible at that game. Yes,

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I was so happy, these are
these sound real? Because there was one.

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It was the ones that were real
that they couldn't believe real. Yeah,

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the ones screwed up. There was
one uh uh celebrity high diving and

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it was like, you know,
will they be a splash or will they

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whatever? And that was real.
Yeah, you have a judge there to

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judge the diving. I mean it
just like the Olympics. Yeah, it's

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at celebrities. I mean terrible and
wouldn't watch it, but I could see

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where they're like, hey, we
need content that doesn't cost much, yeah,

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and don't to pay riders. Well, that's what happens, and that's

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what happened is we're in Game show
season and the well was emptied and then

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it takes a while for it to
fill up with writers and they're hard work.

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So we are dealing with Game Show
Central right now. Fox debuted last

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night The Floor hosted by Roblow at
eight PM, and I had forgot about

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it, but I did have it
on my watch list, but I did

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forget about it. Thank you Danny
for reminding us via text, because the

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previews for it looked amazing and looked
really cool. It's a bunch of people

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on a floor. How often are
they running this? Is this weekly?

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I think it's every Tuesday night until
the end of time, because there's no

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way you can cancel this show.
Never I walked away, we will die,

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and a beautiful Robblow will still be
hosting The Floor, looking just like

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he does. He will be the
one guy that they joked about in Ricky

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Bobby where he's like, you know, science modern medicine, it's not crazy.

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The guy can live to be one
hundred and sixty hundred seventy years old.

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He's that guy the I know,
Mike, You've got kind of the

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layout of what it is. I
just want to say I walked away from

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that show last night going this is
already a top ten game show of all

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time. It's really Smart's ever been
created? Top ten? Well? It

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is it smarter or is it really
dumb? I think it's really smart because

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as as the you have to explain
the rules, it's really really difficult.

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Let me do it first, ok
the floor, stream it or skip it.

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That's what the name of this article
is. Okay, anyway, it

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says the gist. There's eighty one
people. They walk out on stage on

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a lit up nine by nine grid, and the grid is obviously on the

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floor illuminated floor. Each of the
eighty one contestants claim expertise in a particular

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topic like veggies, dogs, eighties
TV, and more. To start a

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game, the random picks one contestant
ding, and that contestant has to side

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which of his or her neighbors on
the grid that they want to challenge.

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So it could be any it has
to be a neighbor that they're adjacent to.

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Right, yeah, left, north, south, east, west,

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your four options. Generally, assuming
you're in the middle of the board,

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you have to share a side of
a square with them right, and the

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topic will be the one in which
the challenge contestant is the expert. So

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if Bam, Dingu, he looks
to his left and he has KT.

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We didn't have these jokes ready,
but well, areas of expertise, I

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mean, I was talking about it
last night, was watching it. I

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was like, I'm a little embarrassed
to say this, but my area of

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expertise that no one could beat me
at would be the Dave Matthews band.

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Okay, fine, you wouldn't.
No one would beat me. You look

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to your left, there's KT and
buy his feet, it says, bisks

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kay, and mine is salads.
And really I know a lot about salads.

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Right. You have the Wedge,
you have the cob and the caesar

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taka taco. Is it really a
salad? And one guy's was to discuss,

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uh, it's not from a health
standpoint. No, Well, Butler

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salads, is that all the ones
you got? Because now I have I

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think we're running up with Wedge.
I picked KT. I want to challenge

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KT in his knowledge of the Dave
Matthews band. Right, then you guys

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would go up to face mister Low. I'm gonna call him mister Low the

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remainder of this, If that's okay. Two contestants come to the podium have

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a duel. Clues are shown,
usually word clues, visual clues. The

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two contestants take turn making guesses forty
five second clock bam bab bam. They

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show pictures of salads or whatever,
bisks dogs, dogs, and you go

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back and forth. You have to
name the breed of dog that's you know,

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the main ingredient of the bisk whatever, and then it kicks back the

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other person. It's like playing chess
speed chess, where you hit the button

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you know, and you go and
then the clock is running on them.

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Hey, you're trying to move and
there are no wrong answers. You answer

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until you get it right or pass, and if you pass, they deduct

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three seconds from your clock. Yeah. The person that has the most time

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remaining on their clock wins that loose. Ever clock doesn't run out survives that

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per the loser, you're gone,
You're off the grid. Guess what,

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You'll never step on the floor again. Never. And the other person then

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decides do I want to challenge?
Oh, I just picked up their piece

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of the floor. I have two
pieces now, two chunks, and then

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I can decide do I want to
face Do you want to face someone else?

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Because I got a new set of
potential category that you've added, what

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three right? Three extra or two
extra people? I got sci fi,

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I have famous athletes. It's cool
because if you it's almost like a little

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bit of Monopoly element too, claiming
your territory on the map. But you

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have this option. It's also a
one and done game. If you lose

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your challenge, you're done and start
whittling them down. Now, the grand

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prize at the end of the season
is two hundred and fifty thousand dollars if

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you're the overall winner. But at
the end of eachepisode, if you have

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the most territories at the end of
each episode, you get twenty thousand dollars.

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Right, which is the mini game
within the game. Because I didn't

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know the whole season is gonna be
one batch of contestants on the floor.

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I think that is what it is. But yeah, then you're up there

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going all right, well, I've
been up here for a minute. I

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got three pieces now, if I
just beat one more person, I'm gonna

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have four. No one else can
get to four. I'm gonna win twenty

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k right now. And that's the
game within the game Jasper Face. The

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legend of episode one. Now there's
a little there's some a couple of cocky

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people contestants last night, like,
for instance, I don't think she knows

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much about tools, and they go
up there and they start showing tools.

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Look at that's okay, screwdriver.
That's why I ask if it's this is

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stupid. I know, like when
they start the promos, I'm like,

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all right, yeah, I probably
watch that, but I don't know if

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I'm being honest with myself or I
don't even know what's happening. I don't

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know if I even liked the show. It's it's the dumbest thing ever.

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They show pictures of crap, but
you have a say what it is.

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That's all it is. That is
dumb. It's basically an elevated version of

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what's that sound. Yes, it's
the incredible game which did not test well.

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All knobs went hard left and got
canceled in round one. But yes,

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they're showing pictures like their first duel
we saw the night was tools.

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Okay, this girl's up there and
they show four nails. Now I acknowledge

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that freezing up is a big part
of this, and that I think is

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what makes it interesting. Everyone ninety
nine point whatever no nails when they see

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them, and you could see her
eyes wide and she's like, I just

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can't think of the word, and
she said pins, screws, screws,

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and then she got it. But
I thought that was a kind of an

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endearing moment to remind you that,
no matter if it's the most base knowledge,

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everyone knows it, you could freeze
up. I thought they're putting easy

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ones though, that's what I thought. That was early in the game.

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Two Tools was one of the first
ones, so it was early in the

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game. But as that the game
went on with slogans. Mm hmmm,

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that got tough. Yeah, because
you don't know. It just says the

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guy's an expert and slogans and you
challenge him and slogans like for what you

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know? Because I was thinking like
cliches and stuff like that. Companies company

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slogan A couple of early easy ones. And you've heard all of these,

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you know, Yeah, you've heard
all of them, but you're like,

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oh my god, what is that? Like? Obviously we you know eat

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fresh as subway, but there was
one about something when you're here your family.

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I'm like, I don't know what
is that out back? Is it

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Applebee's? What is that one?
And that was all yeah, and the

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guy missed eat Fresh. Yeah,
but it was also like the Few,

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the Proud, the Marines, easy
one right there. So there's enough like

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easy stuff for anyone out there could
watch it, and there's enough I was

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challenged by it. I just put
it that way, and that was part

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of that's what will lose me on
a game show. You cannot alenging that.

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I'm out and I won't ever watch
it, but you can play along

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enough to keep you hooked. Yes, there's too much fluff, and yes,

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look it's it's network TV, So
it's an hour that's really forty four

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minutes, and it does have all
the the who wants to be a millionaire?

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Music stingers and drama and all of
that to build, you know,

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tension. I thought they made a
concerted effort now that they said there's a

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randomizer for the eighty one floor tiles
and on each tile it's the person with

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their area of expertise bugs, popular
books, cars, aromatic, but it

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also has Roquefort. And also I
thought they made a concerted effort to Lindberg

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Lenburgh man on fire. They had
a concerdered effort. I thought to put

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some hot chicks on there. Did
y'all notice that? Yeah, Kevin,

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we noticed that the TV show put
a couple of hot chicks and the randomizer

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shockingly land on one of them very
early. They have three of them.

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The randomizer was hitting a lot of
because the guys that were getting challenged,

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like the guy won last night,
Jasper spoiler, you know, not a

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hot guy. You had your guy
who's area of expertise was cars, and

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then they go and also when they
bring him up to the to the stand

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when they've been challenged, it shows
their age and their job. And he's

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an insurance adjuster. I was like, oh, wow, okay, pretty

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good. He wouldn't know all the
cars. He looks at pictures of them

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being smashed all the time. And
there was the sci fi guy, Kevin

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n Now he was pretty funny because
everyone was scared of him and they mentioned

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like I don't know anything about sci
fi. That's gonna be tough. And

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he's like, I just like to
play head games. I made eye contact

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with everyone, stirred him down.
Picked because his area is sci Fi and

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maybe that's a good strategy going into
it, you know. But the thing

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is, even if it's not your
area of expertise, you can win.

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And how most challenge you beat the
experts now because cars too, I mean

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it's all stuff that ever, I
mean, everyone knows a little bit about

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so you can win even if it's
not your area at all. We did

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like sci Fi for instance, it
would be you know, yeah, Star

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Trek, I mean mostly Yeah.
There was a young guy, he was

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twenty one. In his area of
expertise was popular books, and he got

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challenged. He sucked. Yeah,
he didn't know. And what they would

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do is they would put the cover
of the book, but they would leave

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out It was almost like a fill
in the blank game. So for instance,

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the Great Gats be Great is left
out the blank of Wrath. Yeah,

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he said, the Book of Wrath, the Book of Wrath. He

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didn't get Lord of the Flies.
He also didn't get the rings and then

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passed, Yeah, he didn't get
the blank purple Yeah. And then he

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when it came up. He's like, I've never heard of that. I

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no, I've never heard of that. It was weird. He's wearing a

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red hat down to that. JJ
wouldn't need to get too edgy today,

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don't we an antagonist on the show? Yeah? You know, watch You're

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right, come at me, hose. So, to sum it all up,

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I thought it was awesome, and
I think it's gonna continue to be

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awesome. And I'm locked in.
I'm not starting too, but I rarely

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there's there's what's wild? Is there
eight eighty one people? Sixty five of

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them or seventy of them? We
don't know. I haven't really seen much

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of them. The problem with this
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for this. This needs to remember
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the week. They need to do
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back on tonight episode two next Tuesday. Damnit, I'm gonna forget. I'm

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gonna forget the show exists. Yeah, we'll hit it. Add it to

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your DVR. Well I already did. I'm gonna have still one hundred floor

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sitting on my DVR, like I
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That I'll never watch. I watched
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three weeks old? Pretty funny?
I know, it wasn't funny. It

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was a pretty good episode. The
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She was great. But you listened
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yeah, I went back, and
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I was listening to old ad on
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skits. But good lord, it's
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on the plane was okay. I
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was on the Shopping Network. You
have you seen this episode? That was

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really funny. He's a chocolate tear
on this Christian shopping network and he's got

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a big chocolate Santa. But when
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it looks like a big brown dildo. And he's standing there with it like

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right in front of his pants,
very shweaty balls, you know, and

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he's trying to get the Christian lady
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she's got kind of it's near her
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move that off the screen. Sassy
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yeah, but there was a couple
of I laughed out loud a couple

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of times Weekend Up and it was
okay, but I mean buying large,

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you know what it was. It
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Why's Kevin's handshaking and his face filling
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I used to be, But I'm
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that most of those seventy five percent
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I can tell you the bad episodes
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I'll tell you when it sucks.
Evolved Birthdays. You're right, Florence

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Pugh's twenty eight anyone, anyone,
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don't think I know who that is. He is one of the people involved

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in what I think is the divorce
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She was Danny. She was dating
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the female lead in Olivia Wilde's movie. I thought one of those guys was

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boning the nanny. No, that's
that's a whole Schwarzenegger thing. From twenty

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five years ago. Okay, and
not fran Dresher, the spokes lady for

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Sad the Rider whatever. They're sports
Peter the female e there, and she's

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been in some other things recently.
Nice. She was an Oppenheimer. Oh,

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she was an Openheimer mid midsommer black
widow. Yeah, dude, sorts

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of things you don't know about.
Yeah, the color Flow. Her and

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Harry get it on in Olivia Wilde's
movie. She's in The New Dune as

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well. Dune too. I'm excited
for that. Dune one is great.

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You like Dune? Do you watch
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New Dune. I've never seen any
of the Dunes. I think I watched

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the first one in the eighties and
it confused me. And because there was

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some big sand serpent. You should
watch sometime before the next one comes out,

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which is probably in a year or
two. I don't know. You

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should watch the first one. It's
kind of badass, That's what I've heard.

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I've heard like Dune. The books
are great, and yeah, they

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had a hard time with the first
one making it. The books happen to

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be because they've been trying to get
this right on film. Yeah, our

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whole lot it is a lot of
sad it. I'll work with old people.

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Pets are saying it's like water World
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Yeah yeah, and water Roll was
great and I'm not kidding underrated.

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I think water is good. The
smokers better than Avatar, which I never

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saw. How would you know?
Eli Manning's forty three somewhere he's sitting mouth

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agape? Do you think he's sitting
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I don't do that right. I
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at rest. And when you let
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it is, disguises it. That's
funny, Peyton, is that basically the

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cut off. Someone looks stupid if
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you call him a mouth breather?
Whoever came up with mouth breathers? Funny?

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That's pretty good. David Tyree shares
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so yeah, he's got a couple
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James Marsden's forty nine X Man.
He is cyclops a cream dream for Minnie?

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Really? Yes, he's still what's
he doing now? I just saw

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him on two episodes of season three
of Party Down after Party Down took like

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a thirteen year break and came back, and it's awesome. It's so good.

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Oh, the reboot's good. Yes, I love the initial run of

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that. I thought that was incredibly
funny episodes, just to the great Lizzy

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Kaplan. This six episode of reboot, and it is wonderful. He didn't

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you watch that? I tried see. I love the idea, but I

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never watched it. Where pain it's
painful? Yeah, I forget it.

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Thomas Bangalter's forty nine from a band
that called it quits last year, Death

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Punk. You never see his face. Jim Everett sixty one, Really don't

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do it. You're gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. Please

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don't do it. Chris, I
know, I know you have it ready.

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I don't have it. Yes,
you do play it. I actually

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wrote on my notes, don't say
Jim evert out loud unless I pulled the

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clip. And I didn't pull the
clips. I don't want tokay. Mel

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Gibson sixty eight, well, oh
clapping, huh Ford his U. I

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wonder if he has any Gaza opinions. Oh boy, Kevin, get him

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on book him when you're done booking
Jasper from the floor, winner of round

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one. You sour face bitch,
get Mel Gibson on. He will just

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wind him up. You make me
want to smock incredible yet with your fake

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boobs. You know. One of
the great scenes in cinema history is is

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in his movie Brave Heart, where
they must have had a long shoot out

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on the Scottish fields one day because
there are two guys in a fight scene.

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There are two guys and it's about
three seconds, real quick, just

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mailing in their fight. Oh really, yes, in the background and you

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see it and they're just they're just
oh my god, it's wimp wristing their

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sword. Dude, it's so good. They look like they've had a fourteen

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hour day. They're so tired.
God, yeah, said this is the

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last one. Greg. It's dude, it is z It's like God,

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that is not a vicious battle right
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find that sounds funny. Uh.
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Yeah, Oklahoma's own Jim Ross,
legendary wrestling announcer, father of the slobber

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Knocker and the moment that a man
almost died in front of our very eyes.

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When the Undertaker threw mankind off hell
in the cell. By god,

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he's killed him. He said that, Yeah, by got he killed him.

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He killed him, By God,
he killed him. That man has

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a family. I mean, it's
kind of amazing when you consider all of

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it. That man has a family, got a freaking raw good actor.

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He's amazing. You can be good
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a niche thing, but he is
very, very good at it. I

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think he's a w Now. John
Paul Jones is seventy eight, Danny,

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Danny tell him? Who tell him? Everybody knows who John Paul Jones is

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not true bass player Led Zeppelin?
Yes, Christina, good morning to you.

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How old? Seventy eight? Seventy
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so good. Yeah. Yeah.
They can't tell when bass players are good.

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Even though I really like him and
I want to just say he's really

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good at this good, I don't
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Okay, Danny, I'll help you
watch me and then watch on Paul Jones.

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I always think that the baseline on
Running with the Devil is one of

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the greatest all time. Keep it
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to appeal. That's true, and
that's why we're going to say that Abney

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Coleman's ninety two today, Abney Coleman
still kicking it shocking. I would have

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gone all in on him being the
same here Jesus's arms by now in Jesus's

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arms is the fifth Beatle. Sir
George Martin would have been ninety eight today.

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So there's your birthdays. That was
good, Thanks Kevin. Today's jan

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three. We got some fun in
an hour. Jimmy Kimmel versus Aaron Rodgers

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couldn't go to court in two hours? The Gypsy Rose Story, Dude but

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the morning? But coming up next? Had the Cowboys made a playoff?

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Addition? And is it because they're
scared? Next to ninety seven won the Freak