Welcome to the Minnesota good Bye. Featured on the show today Me Dave from
chan Having in Minnesota. Also here weather girl Jenny from Saint Louis Park originally
from fon du Lac, Wisconsin. Former newspaper delivery woman, also an employee
at Pigley Wiggley, former employee of Bullwinkles, the Ground Round and Bubba Gum
Shrimp Company. No, I just drank at those places except for Bubba's.
I did work there, okay, good. And then Bailey who is a
former student at St. St. Cloud State University where she was the only
student who did not drink and pass out ever, not even once. Did
you ever drink at Saint Clouds State? I did, but I was over
twenty one when I did. Big party school is that kind of the rumor?
Why does it get the reputation of a big party school? Because anyone
can go to it, Like it's literally like one percent acceptance right essentially,
but like fifty percent graduation rate. What a serious? So I'm pretty sure
it's like a fifty percent grad rate, but like anyone can get in.
So they're just like, well, I want to go to college, and
so I can have the college experience and they just go and the drop out.
Really, I didn't know that that any college had a one hundred percent
acceptance trade. Sure, if it's one hundred percent, but it's pretty easy
to get into Saint Cloud State easy. Yeah, okay, say, but
like it's a like River Falls in Wisconsin is like the Wisconsin version of Saint
Cloud. Are they also one hundred percent acceptance trade? It's like a party
school, though it is a party school. I River Falls is, Yeah.
I can't speak on any of those. I've always wondered, like we
Carson lived in Boston for a short time and we went down to Harvard just
to see Harvard because it's fucking Harvard. And I looked at all the people
that are down there, and they look a little different than average kids.
They're a little bit more put together because they have money. I think probably
because they have money. That's true, that's good point, Bailey. And
I also think it must be weird to walk around Harvard and look at everybody
and go, they're fucking smart. They're really brilliant. But I am too,
Like you could not walk around Harvard without feeling a little bit arrogant,
like we're special. I mean you can't. Maybe once every five years somebody
from a local high school will get into Harvard, you know what I mean,
kids of my speech team goes to Harvard. Yeah. And he's super
smart though, so like that's probably why he was like the smartest kid in
all of Mounts High School and he goes to Harvard. Okay, See,
I believe that our neighbor across the street they have a very brilliant son.
Their daughter's brilliant too. But he was wanting to think, if I remember
right, he wanted to go to Harvard, but he got into like another
really prestigious like Georgetown or something university, and he wants to study like,
you know, European politics or something, so one day he can be a
delegate or a what do they call it, a diplomat or whatever. And
I'm like, fuck, are you what an ambition? I just wanted to
get a job working at a radio station and he wants to be like an
Italian diplomat. I so weird connection here. But Andrew's brother's friend is like
AOC's right hand man basically, and he there's like pictures of the day of
the insurrection of him like protecting her and like getting her to safety and stuff,
and she even calls him out in it. And the best part about
it is like they all wanted the U of M together and this guy was
just a party guy, like just the lovable party dude who just was like,
Yeah, I'm gonna go to DC and work in politics someday. And
they all looked at him like, yeah, fucking right. And now he
is working with aostending isn't amazing? That's so cool. Let's jump into the
emails on the Minnesota Goodbye. If you're a first time listener on the Minnesota
Goodbye Welcome, it is mostly emails that you send in to give us different
things to talk about. And it's really really cool because we never know what
you're gonna come up with. Andres writes in good Morning Gang, You guys
played a clip to Day of a girl asking her boyfriend's parents and if she
could spend the night at their house, and Dave said something like, well,
it's okay if they sleep in separate rooms. Well ha ha. My
wife's parents did this for us when we were fifteen or sixteen. They let
me sleep over during parties at their house, which was every weekend because they
had the big house in the pool and the backyard, and I would sleep
in the living room. My wife slept in her room. Well, we'd
meet in the bathroom and get it own. We'd meet outside a night when
everybody was asleep and get it own some more, and we would teach each
other and all that right under their nose. And she got pregnant. No
sleepovers ever. Will not do this for my daughters. Oh my god,
Well that totally makes sense. You got a couple of horned up fifteen and
sixteen year old you're going, oh, you stay in here andras and my
daughter's going to be in her bedroom. Of course you're going to, like,
depending on how long ago this was, you're going to text each other
at about one thirty in the morning and say you want to go get it
in the bathroom. I mean, of course you are. My mom was
so strict. I didn't really have boyfriends in high school, but my older
sister always was dating someone and they would fight all the time because she'd always
want to be with her boyfriend and my mom wouldn't even let her have him
in her room. And it was just like a huge thing constantly like it
was. It was a very strict household with my mother. See, my
mom and my sister would argue all the time too. My sister always had
boyfriends, but I don't think they were arguing about her boyfriends. And her
boyfriend sucked. She picked awful, rotten boyfriends, Madison, if you're listening,
you know, like cheaters, guys that were bro bad people like guys
who would just like yell all the time or just do like convoluted, weird
kind of Hey, I'm gonna throw this energy ball at you, Bailey,
because you seem to be holding up a lot of pent up anger. I'm
like, can you get out of my face? Bro? Why an energy
bar? Let's stop at energy ball? What is an energy bar? Oh?
No? He would literally sit there and pretend he was making this little
ball of energy so he could like bestow it upon me so that I would
be less angry. But I was angry because he sucked so much? What
the fuck? So he would pretend to form an invisible energy ball. Yes,
And was he serious or he was absolutely serious? Yeah, he was
awful. And then we would bring him to like, or my sister would
bring him to youth group because we had youth group on Wednesdays and then he
would get in arguments with my pastor. He was just a bad dude.
I wonder he probably it sounds like a narcissist that thought he was really enlightened.
Oh yes, And he was like, I mean, if you're arguing
with the pastor who's got a lot more world experience and religious knowledge than you,
and you're also feel you're able to concoct an energy ball, yes,
I would have slugged this motherfucker. Seriously, you had been there to slug
him, he could have been He could have used a slug for sure.
I would have slugged that guy. I've known people like that here and there
all my life. There is one, and I'm going to tell you a
quick story. It is. I think there's a there's two kinds of people
in life. There's many kinds, but there's two kinds of people in profession.
They're the ones who are willing to do the work, that are willing
to do the work to get to where they want to be. And there
are ones who are always looking to bullshit their way to success. And there
was a local DJ and I don't care if he hears it, And if
you recognize yourself. I don't think he listened to the podcast, but as
a local club DJ who really would just lie and talk about how big and
wonderful and he's got oh, ABC is talking to me about a series they
want me to do, and yeah, you know, I just got done
over at the Governor's house. And it was all lies because he was trying
to get ahead by making this big version of him that didn't really exist.
And I remember he used to lie to people and tell them that he worked
at KDWB. He never worked at KDWB, never worked at KTWB, and
but he was like a local nightclub DJ. And I remember somehow the boss
of KTWB at the time, Mark had to call this guy in and say,
don't tell people you work at our radio station. You are not allowed
to go out there and represent this radio station when you don't work for us.
Do it again and will sue you. So the guy, yeah,
we had to tell him to stop. All these years later, and this
is thirty years later, this motherfucker is still pulling this shit. He is
still doing it. So the reason I bring it up, I'm gonna guess
that mister energy Ball is still pulling this bullshit. Probably is. I do
not follow this man anywhere. I think I haven't blocked on all anything because
I hate him so much. Okay, interesting, that's interesting that that guy
lied about working here. Isn't that like against the law? Slander not.
I don't know if it's against the law, but there's got to be something.
Yeah, And I don't want to say anything else because I've said enough.
But yeah, just I'm sure that he's got a good side, but
this was just a bad side. Chow is a regular staff writers. Chow
says yesterday's podcast should have been called You're a Dick Dad, thanks to Bailey.
What was that all about? You remember? I said that's about my
dad. I don't think you said that about You said that your dad.
I don't remember. Oh, well, yeah, my dad. I mean
I said probably the second day that I was here, I said something that
teased my dad and then he decided to stop listening. That's right. I
don't think that makes him a dick. I just think that makes him sensitive
and kind of like, but your dad doesn't want to listen to you on
the radio. No, so oh. My dad's side of the family are
very like reactive when it comes to like, if you hurt their feelings,
they will just not talk to you for the rest of time. Okay,
So I feel like to avoid me hurting his feelings or his feelings getting hurt,
he just isn't going to listen. Okay, Well that's too bad.
You know what. I'm sure your dad is a wonderful person. But I
also know that Fallon was talking about how her dad never listened to her on
the radio, never, not even once, Like he doesn't know how the
internet works, doesn't own a computer. Well, then he's like, he
just doesn't listen because it doesn't how I would say, that's my dad.
He doesn't know how to he being in Wisconsin, he doesn't know how to
use an iHeart app or anything like that. Okay, that's so weird and
backward. Anyway, Chow goes on to say, on my way to work
today, listen to the Minnesota Goodbye. A bird flew by and hit my
window. It was a blackbird, maybe a crow or something. So good
thing nothing happened to my windshield as I just got it replaced from a small
rock cracking it on the highway. It reminds me of a time we were
driving back home from fishing in Iowa and a bird flew by and hit our
windshield and damage to the windshield wiper. Has this ever happened to you guys,
Thanks for what you do from chow. No. But once in a
while I'll be sitting in my living room and we have really big pane like
window floor to ceiling windows boom, and a bird will fly into the window.
And this happens all the time. You ever go to the Minneapolis Airport
and you're in the parking garage, the corkscrew ramp that goes up, there's
glass on the side of the corkscrew ramp with birds painted on bird stickers.
And the reason they do that is so birds will see it and not run
into it. And I guess over at US Bank Stadium birds will fly into
those giant glass walls and kill themselves like every day. Yeah, I can
imagine, yeah, because they don't know. Drove through a like one of
those flying formation clouds of birds that they were just like flying over the highway
and I saw it in front of me and I was like, I'm about
to hit all of these birds, but they flew into the side of my
car. It was like, oh serious, Yeah, and so I hit
like eight birds, and I look in my rear view mirror and I can
see them like rolling on the oh behind me, and I had they broke
my side mirror, and I had feathers in my mirror, like stuck in
my mirror with blood. Oh god, it was awful. But it's a
great story. No, it is a great and horrible story. So terrifying.
Came home out a month ago and Susan had opened up a window because
it was getting warmer, and the bird flew in. And so there's a
bird on top of like a curtain rod or something, and so I tried
to get it out. All I did was scare the bird. I made
a video of it. Scared the bird. He flew around the house till
finally thump, he hit a window, thinking he could fly right through it,
and then it stunned him and he landed on the floor. So I
was able to scoop him up. I think I used a dust pan or
a spatula or something. Scooped him up, took him outside, put him
on the lawn, came back a half an hour later. He was gone.
I'm hoping that he flew away, but it's possible that a hawk got
him. Not really sure. Thank you, Chow, appreciate you. Next
one, this is from I want to make sure that we can say their
name. Okay, hello morning show crew. The thought provoking quote on yesterday's
Minnesota Goodbye about children are the living messages we send to a time we will
not see. Made me think about this quote I heard years ago. We
do not inherit the earth from our ancestors. We borrow it from our children.
Always a good way to think about it in my opinion. Okay,
I like that one. We are borrowing it from our children. And it's
funny because I hear people go, oh, yeah, you damn boomers,
you ruin the world with all your chlorofluorocarbons and your global warming and all your
diesel powered coal ruining whatever. And I'm like, I think every generation can
look back and say, man, did you ever fuck up this planet?
I mean, you think about too, like Okay, For example, I
think electric cars are a bunch of shit, I really do. I think
in theory they sound like a great idea because they don't burn gas. Two
things, Somewhere there is a source for all that power, whether it's nuclear
or whether it's coal burning or whatever it is. There's a source for all
that power. But even worse when your tesla dies, and it will one
day, where is that big, giant footlocker sized battery going to go?
Where are you going to put that foot like, it's about the size of
a foot locker. Where are you going to put it? Land fell bad
idea? Well, I mean, okay, you can put in a landfill,
dump out all the battery juice on the inside. Where do you dump
out the battery juice basically on the sewer drain down the sewer drain. No,
that's a good idea. I never thought. Now there's the solution.
Well, what's the difference between that being in a tesla and an actual car
who has all the elements to to run a car. Well, there's the
batteries are very very toxic. Yeah, and I don't know a whole lot
about it, but I know they can't just like it. Literally, I've
heard that they just like they'll buy a field and they'll put them in a
field because they don't know where else to put them. So the solution is
to bike to work, yeah, yeah, and walk to work. Well,
people are like, you know what, we should ride horses like,
okay, we think about that. First of all, you get to feed
these horses. What do you feed them? Hey? Grain? Oats?
Twigs? What? No, not twigs? What do you grow grain?
And oats? And hey, will you attractor? Attractor and chemical fertilizer.
So there really is no perfect solution. That's the problem is we think we
found a perfect solution. We have not, So walk walk. On an
unrelated note, do you have any odd funny quirk habits rituals. I'll go
first. Since I reuse my bath towel multiple times before washing it, I
make a point to try my face with one side and mynother reasons with the
other. I locate the tag and use that side from my face, then
use the reverse side for most everything else. I know I'm clean and all,
but this just makes sense to me. And whenever I'm on a plane,
I say a little prayer to keep everybody on board safe. Thing is
I always say it we're on the runway taken off, not before and not
after, always during takeoff. Anyway, if this warrants a staff rider sticker,
I'd gladly accept the offer. Katie, loyal listener since ninety five in
Brooklyn Park. Absolutely same thing. When I pray when we take off,
I go, Dear God, please don't let this plane crash. Dear God,
Oh my God. That's me usually praying on them. Do you feel
better after you do that? No? Usually still terrified. Are you doing
it out louder in your head? It's well, I fold my hands in
front of me. Everyone knows that I'm kind of nutty looking, and then
I just go like, dear God, please, Dear God, please do
so it's that all loud a little bit? Is it? Really? It's
loud on the plane. No one can hear me. I'm not going like,
damn gosh. If I would have a sitting next to you and I
heard that, because I'm already in the anxious flyer, I'd be like,
oh, we're in for a ride. I'll just do like a nice calm
like, please your God watch over this plane and make sure we don't crush.
I'm a really confident flyer. I don't really pray or get scared or
whatever. But knowing Jenny's weakness, if we ever fly somewhere to a radio
convention, I want to sit next to you, and I want to panic
and I want to be like, something's not right, something's not right.
Did you hear that something's not right? And knowing that it's fine, but
just to fuck with Jenny. But then you jinx it and then the plane
would go down. Yeah, and then you wouldn't want to do that.
And I feel like I know you well enough. I would know if you
were bullshitting. Oh something's not right. Oh that's not supposed to happen.
Oh that's a weird noise. Oh why do you do that? I'd be
like, what what do you mean? You want to you here? You
know? Oh it's not good. Our father, who are in heaven hollow
would be my name. Okay, next one, thank you for that one.
This one says hey crew, part one. I guess it's a two
parter. I was thinking about things that are fine as a kid but sketchy
as an adult. Example, riding a bike is your main source of transportation,
selling homemade drinks on a street corner, asking people for change, shitting
your pants, making art with your handprints, and giving it his gifts.
Let me quick file that into the stalker file in case I'm murdered. Please
keep this going. I was very entertained. Okay, so things that are
good as a kid but sketchy as an adult. Like, for example,
if you have to ride your bike everywhere and you're a twenty eight year old
man, it's like, bitch, why ain't you got a car? Or
selling homemade drinks on the corner? If you sell an adult selling homemade drinks
on the corner, shitting your pants, making art with your handprints and giving
it as gifts. Can you imagine if it was Jenny's birthday and I came
in and I'm like, Jenny, happy birthday, and I made like a
little turkey out of my hand, like a little handprint, or I put
it in like plaster or something. I'll remember that, Jenny on your birthday.
Part two? What are your hottest oldest celebrities? Mine are Ed Harris
and Ernie Hudson from Ghostbusters, Black Don't Crack in real Time Google is co
Stars. Buzz your girlfriend? Oh, buzz your girlfriend? Woof. I
did get a staff Rider sticker, put it on my suitcase earlier this year
and lost it en route to Africa. If you take pity on me,
send me another secretary bre Otherwise I'll purchase one of the State Fair We don't
sell them, we give them away and here we go. I will take
a picture of that and get you a sticker. What is Jenny's handing them
out anyway? Yeah, Bree does that? Yeah? What is Jenny's email?
I want to send one to her and one to Fallon. I'm still
fun. Expect expect a handprint art soon. What is your email? It's
Jenny at katiewv dot com. Very easy. Who are your hottest oldest celebrities?
I'd say probably Nicole Kidman. I don't really think a lot of celebrities
are like I don't really look at celebrities as like, oh, they're really
hot. What I'd say Nicole Kidman is still kind of got it, even
though she's a little bit plastic surgery abie. I kind of like that weird
kind of cat look face. Yes, from all of the filler. I
mean, I was just talking about Robert Redford earlier today. He's still a
handsome guy even though he's like in his late eighties. But I what a
freaking babe. Robert Redford is just hot. I had to look him up
because I didn't know what he looks like back in the day, and he
was an attractive younger town very good looking. I think for me, I
would go George Clooney because I almost think he looks better now than he did
even in his like prime, in his like thirties when he was on Er
or whatever shows he was on. Okay, I get that. Patty writes
in can you bring me my chapstick? You piece of shit? She says,
this is an awesome game. Lol, love you guys from Patty.
Patty, thank you for writing in. We had a lot of fun with
that one. The horseback woman wrote back. So the horse riding woman,
Yes, yeah, Diana or Yan, Yeah, she invited us to go
horseback riding. She's up by Zimmerman and she said I can do Tuesdays and
Wednesdays. So she says, okay, Tuesday's Friday, Saturdays. She's very
accommodating. I won't spend a lot of time on this on the radio,
but I think we are going to go horseback riding. So that'd be dope.
I mean that's kind of far, but I would go. I've never
been. I just want to do it and try it. Here's what we
could do. Jenny wouldn't do it. Never mind. It's going to say
you can fly my little plane up to Zimmerman. I want okay, never
mind, all right, thanks can do it. I'll just drive separate.
We'll see okay, Dave, Jenny baiy Levant if you're there. I was
doing laundry the other day, listening to y'all the only morning show worth listening
to, and I was in the process appealing a thick coating of lint off
the lint trap door in one perfect ship. I had done that just a
bunch of towels, which is why there was so much. And I thought
to myself, why is this always so oddly satisfying to me? Sometimes I
enjoy rolling it into a giant cigar shape before tossing it. It got me
thinking about other people and what things you find are oddly satisfying to them,
like popping bubble wrap or getting black heads out. But is there something that
you do that is oddly satisfying. The first thing that came to mind to
me was when you buy a new TV or a new phone and there's a
plastic transparent strip over the screen and you peel that off and it makes the
best noise, and it peels off so cleanly. It's like, oh,
I love that. I could do that for a living peel the plastic strips
off of your new flat screen, Jenny, what about you? Is there
anything comes to mind? M Mine's like a weird one. And I don't
know if it counts, but I just like love the smell of gas.
So I fully enjoy going to the gas station and filling my car up,
which I actually had to do today. Good reminder, and I just love
it. And one time I'll never forget, I was sniffing the gas bump.
Good Lord, Jerry Grad and my crush Devin Webb walked out of the
gas station like store part and saw me and I had to like immediately throw
it back in the hole there, and I was like, I wasn't doing
anything. Was who walked out of the gas station? Is? I had
a huge crush on this guy. His name was Devin Webb. I was
in like third grade. Okay, gotcha? I was like, do we
know a celebrity named Devin Webb? Okay, gotcha? That's funny. Web
anyway, they say, any who, thanks for being such an amazing and
inspiring group of people. Y'all are beautiful. Dart Lick dart Lick with love.
Staff writer Robert from Sonoma, California. Thank you very much. I
think this next one is Joe, and I believe Joe lives in Turlock.
He said, Vaunce prank was great. We convinced Vaant yesterday he was interviewing
Tate McCrae and the fake Tate McCrae was actually Bailey's friend Lexi, and we
said, get ruder and ruder and tell him how stupid his questions are.
He said, I I love Vaught's break. I wouldn't be mad if you
did a whole day replaying back old pranks that were done on the show a
game day, or at least sprinkled them in with the podcast. I don't
know that a lot of them are play back ball. Yeah they aren't,
because like some of them, well some of them were over a course of
like a few days. You know, there's only a few that happened in
like one installment. Sure, like we had you, for instance, one
time we told you that corporate said you had to start reading horoscopes every day,
so we have you do it for a few days and then reveal at
that end of the week that just kiddie and we made that up. You
don't actually have to do that. God, I forgot about that one.
That's funny. There was a prank where Rich said that I was caught on
cameras stealing printer paper. Oh yes, and and so I'm like, bullshit,
I don't steal. I don't need printer papers. Like the camera doesn't
lie. It showed you putting printer paper in your trunk, and I'm like,
I will show you right now, motherfucker, that there is no printer
paper in my trunk. So I walked down and sure enough, there's printer
paper in my trunk because those assholes Steve and Fallon put it in there.
They were all in on the prank. One of my favorites that was actually
stolen and staged by another radio station was the Vampire Meatballs in a crocus.
I was one of that One's probably my favorite because you look so pissed.
I was just sad. I was just sad because I was like, I
really thought this would be like a fun little festive thing. And I came
in on or Halloween morning and we all agreed to dress up and bring in
like something pot luck. So I brought in some simics meatballs, some famous
Dave's barbecue sauce and a crock pot, and I came in. I went
to party City the night before. I got up early. I slicked my
hair back into that widow's peak vampire thing. I put on makeup. I
bought probably eighty dollars worth of shit at Party America or Party City. I
came in and these two assholes had a camera going, and I'm like,
whoa fuck? What the fuck? And they're like, you're so stupid.
We weren't really dying. I'm like, who says that? Who pranks somebody
and says, you're so stupid you believe me? You know what I mean,
You're so stupid you believe there'd really be a party. So a radio
station I think in Fargo or Grand Fork stole it, staged it, which
really pissed me off that they staged it because it was so fake. And
I'm like, bitch, come up with your own shit and come up with
real stuff. Yeah all right, No, that's a good one. I'm
sad I wasn't here for that one. That one happened like right before I
started, and so I didn't get to be a part of that. That
was been like eight or nine or ten years ago. That's why you don't
want to do spirit days. You've been burned before. Yeah, you're gonna
come in in pajama pants and have you guys go. You so stupid?
See what he got here? We had a time, Jenny, How are
we doing for time? Well, we have a couple more minutes. We
are able to go a little bit longer. Sorry, I love the longer
ones. That's what she said. Hello, my favorite morning show crew.
This is Charisse Dave. That's how's pronounced. I was so happy to get
through last week on no phone, screen or Friday and getting the chance to
talk to Dave was the highlight of my day. I loved it too,
Sharise. I would recognize your voice right away, of course, and your
name. Anyway, here's a topic I know, as you know, I've
ended a relationship a few months ago. I'm interested in getting to know new
people and find somebody new. I was wondering if you have any tips on
how to introduce yourself to people. I always feel awkward and we're just walking
up to somebody and introducing myself, especially if it's an attractive man. Any
tips will be appreciated from any of you. Love all you guys appreciate your
opinions, Right, Jenny, I'm gonna start with you. You've met tons
of attractive men. Any tips for Charise to meet people? What do you
say? I mean, you just got to be yourself, don't try to
be anyone else than yourself. I think that that's the most important thing,
because, like, you don't want to be the person who pretends to be
someone they're not and then they realize that along the way. So I think
that that's important. And just being like natural. I don't know, I've
always like found it easy to talk to random people. So for me,
I'm able to go up to someone and start a conversation. You just got
to find that like moment that you can have in common. Whether it's like
you notice they're wearing a baseball ball cap of the Twins and you're like,
hey, I just went to the Twins game the other day, like you
know whatever, it is some sort of common aality. Yeah, well,
I think that. I think one of the things is if you're together,
you're going to be at an event where you have something in common, you
know. I mean, if you see somebody at CUB it's going to be
hard to walk up and go, hey, you shop for groceries too,
show do I. But if you see somebody at a wedding, you might
say like, oh, how do you know the Bridon girl? And then
it's like my started conversation. And I would say ask questions that are not
yes or no, questions like that one, where are you from? You
know, the usual? What do you do? What do you like to
do? What are you doing later? I always like asking people to make
conversation what do you do later? Like Tricia over at Livia yesterday she gave
us our B twelve LiPo injections, and she's so fun and charming and just
so very sweet, and so she's always like, how is your fourth of
July? And I'm always like, good, how was your fourth of July?
And then I said, so what are you doing later? And she's
like, oh, well, I'm gonna go hang out with my daughter and
blah blah blah. So I think asking people what are you doing later is
always a good one. Could that be misconstrued like what are you doing later?
Banging your ass? Exactly? Oh my gosh, what give Cherise?
What if you met some guy and he's very handsome and you said, what
are you doing later? And he said banging your ass? Oh, I
mean then that's a win. I guess is that a win? I don't
know, Well, you skipped all these literary are you talking about like actual
anal sex? In that moment, the ass is like a yeah, okay,
just like the general like I want that ass, you know, but
that doesn't actually mean to But yeah, you can't jump to anal right away.
Jenny, That's what I thought you were doing. That's why I was
like, wow, bold, very I have something for Cherie potentially. So,
like Jenny said, be yourself, so I would say, go out
and do the things that you would want to do. So like, if
you've always wanted to take an improv class or a Spanish class or a pottery
class, go and do that because you might meet somebody there. Or like,
if you like, I don't know, the office trivia, go to
the office trivia night somewhere near you, and then you'll meet people who like
the office. You know. That's a really good piece of advice. So
if you want to learn to play golf, maybe go take a group golf
lesson, right and then you'll get people there. Or like a kayak tour
of the Mississippi or something like that. Yeah, I don't know if they
do those. They do those, Jenny, they do. I don't know
that they do kayak tours. You can rent kayaks on the Mississippi because I
have friends do that a lot around like the downtown area. But they do
like walking tours and stuff in general, like h Historical Society does like walking
tours. So just like, pursue the things that you're interested in, and
then you will meet people who are also interested in those things, like volunteer
or something. I don't know. There's tons that you could do, and
then you'll automatically have something in common with the people you meet there. Yeah.
I think it's really good advice. I think one of the things about
meeting people is you meet somebody when you least expect it. I mean,
a friend of mine met somebody at Whirlyball. She was there with work,
he was there with work. They met at Whirlyball and now they're moving in
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