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Good morning everyone. Let's go big
one today. I wanna get you locked

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in all four hours. What comedian
TJ. Millar at nine thirty nine o'clock

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will take a ride on the Franklin
Frankel Free Agency Freeway two and four all

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three. So if you're gonna reckon, it's not your fault this morning.

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Hey thirty, you get to the
scuttle butt. What the boeing guy who's

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a whistleblower kill himself? Uh oh, eight o'clock, buckle up. You

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can call them at two and four
or eight one seven seven eight seven one

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one to try to win concert tickets
and hold on my courts. Stuff's fixed

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it all right, it's better here
we go, and what we'll try again?

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What's it gonna be? Eliminator that
doesn't do it? That definitely doesn't

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do it, Eliminator that's a little
better. Eight o'clock, eight o'clock the

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debut, the inaugural edition of the
Eliminador. I don't even need to say

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it, you don't. We have
forty different pieces of audio saying it fuckome

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the Eliminator. I may have gone
a little overboard last night. I'm like,

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you know, I'm gonna sit down
here and do this. Might as

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well make fifty of them four?
Why not make fifty? Right? It's

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a bunch I like it though.
This is the eliminator eight o'clock. Hear

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them all here, are all fifty, and you'll find out if eliminated,

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eliminated, get eliminated. You've eliminated. That's one thing you don't want at

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eight o'clock, and that's to be
eliminated. No, at eight thirty,

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you want to be standing there uneliminated. Yeah, holding hot tickets, yeah,

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holding two tickets to a concert or
the anticipation of that, and just

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awaiting an email from someone at I
Heeart. That's what you want at eight

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twenty five ish, So make sure
you call in and that break right before

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eight oh five. And the way
it'll work, there'll be four people going

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to two collars and Mike and Danny. So you have a one in four

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chance of winning. That's already a
good chance. Think about the lottery.

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That's way more than one and four. Yeah, that's what I mean,

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infinite almost, This is one in
four. So we have a chance to

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win the tickets. You won't win
the tickets for you and Danny. You

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did not know this going in.
It's just a part of the eliminator is

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that you have to give each other
multiple rounds of one hundred bucks. Okay,

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so if Mike wins, he has
to give me Mike and Danny left.

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Yeah, it's a wild game because
getting to the finals now we can't

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make the listeners give us money.
And we've got in trouble for giving our

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money directly to the listeners. Yeah, but we can give each other all

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the money we want, right,
We don't have to go through the prize

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portal or whatever it's called, right, Yeah, I mean there's some legalities.

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We just say script, we'll just
do it directly. We'll just give

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money direct and even that's you can't
do that either. Let's be honest about

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the called the eliminator called what oh
sorry, Kevin, it's gonna be here.

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You replug it in, Jack.
I think that one sounds like that

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on purpose. Yeah, that's supposed
to be that way. It's not necessarily

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about the concert you're going to or
winning the thrill of victory. It's kind

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of about the the unsettling anticipation that
you get when you realize, oh,

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I won on the eliminator. I'm
going to this show that one ticket's on

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the down beat, You get the
babysitter, make plans for the night,

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and then there you are refreshing your
email. Yeah, an hour before the

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show, just wondering if they're going
to show up. I'm not to say

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the exact same thing. That's the
most that's the thrill being on the radio

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and winning and my maybe slaying Bayless
and destroying Soroy watching watching Siroy get eliminated.

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Yeah, I get eliminated just sitting
there and I'm just sitting there.

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That's fun. But you're right,
the real fun is not getting your tickets

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until a couple hours before and having
a d m us and man, we're

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gonna like, I don't know,
I'll try get some holes in the boat

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that we're working on. The fresh
bodies around here. The name of our

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boat, or the name of our
boat is the hole. The holes.

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There's more holes than there is actual
boat. The whole pretty good rob Low

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based game show. The Hole.
They're all in a hole, okay,

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and they answer questions and take a
step up out of the hole and the

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hole is flowing being filled with water
or now Samantha, you missed and then

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she falls back down into the hole. That would be fun. I don't

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know there were games like that in
the eighties I think where all of a

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sudden or maybe the nineties, where
all of a sudden, the floor would

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just open up and they'd fall through
until like the pit of crocodiles. Oh

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yeah, I was thinking more like
like chuck e cheese balls or some you

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know some Yeah, there was too, wasn't there. Yeah, I forget.

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I'm sure Howie Mandel was involved in
some way with a big inflated glove

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on his head, I mean,
and would not shake anyone's hand. Christine's

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made me watch the challenge before on
MTV. You ever watch Out? Sounds

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familiar, but no, it's essentially
just a mix of Big Brother and Amazing

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Race, you know, It's like
a mix of all those. But there

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was one on the side of the
building, these glass panels, some stupid

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trivia question and they're like, I
don't know, blood is green, and

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then the thing just opens up and
they just fall off a building. I'm

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gonna say, what, maybe the
stupidest answer I've ever given green. I

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don't think anything compares, though,
to some of the wacky ass Japanese game

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shows oh my god. Where you'll
have like a dude testifying in court,

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but under the podium is Hitomi Tanaka
giving you an HJ. And you gotta

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keep it straight face, right,
innocent, sweaty. Leave it to Tanaka

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out of today's show. I don't
know any others because then I open up

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windows. Yeah, man, I
leave them open. Leave our Asian or

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Pacific miracle out of today's show.
And she couldn't make it eight minutes.

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Today. I saw one Japanese show. This guy had to run through like

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these boxes and every box was something
terrible, you know, and the last

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last box was a baby alligator,
and this alligator is freaking out snapping at

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them, and they're screaming trying to
run out those of the box. It's

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like twenty years ago. What the
hell? But it's genius. I think

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they're ahead of us in game show. And then they loub them up and

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make them try to climb some slide. I love wipeout, just hitting off

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the thing and wipeout can be funny. Yeah, it's hilarious, especially if

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you're drunk. What I drunk watching
it or yeah, a contestant all of

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it? Yeah, no drunk watching
it. But I wonder if like other

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countries, so we have like the
British whatever, that kids variety show where

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the you have the fox sing We're
all normal men. We think that's insane.

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Howard, what's that guy name this? The Japanese game shows are just

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beyond insane, and then the Mexican
afternoon daytime TV shows with you got a

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clown and a and a little person
Dracula running around everywhere and uh sint yeah,

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And we're just watching these shows and
wondering how in the world do these

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exist? But we love them.
Do they look at our stuff and think

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that it's just incredibly benign or do
they think we're weird? Well, they

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definitely think we're weird. But don't
we steal like all the other countries' ideas,

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like the American idol and game shows
and whatnot from Europe and hell Sweden?

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I think like those Nordic countries come
up with a bunch big brothers from

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up there and which we just stole
the Eurovision Song Challenge a few years ago.

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It was hosted by Snoop Dogg and
that's still huge there, huge there,

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absolutely, that's it like idle,
uh yes, but except the country

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the winner of the country. Yeah, it's a hard word to stop in

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the middle of bro countries. But
the winners of each country go and compete,

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so like your shows and like for
instance, for whatever reason, Jewel

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was like, chosen is where's Jewel
from? She was like the Poland song

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Jewel She Alaskan? Yeah that's right. Yeah, she moved to la and

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lived in her car. Well.
I really thought though she was representing the

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nation in one of these that could
be wrong. Though, by the way,

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I tried to give it a shot. It sucked. It was terrible,

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So I didn't watch it. But
I watched it for like one episode

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and Jewel was Alaska. Sorry.
So they did it with each state the

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way other countries do it with each
country. For instance, who was Texas?

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It wasn't the Bastards of Soul.
It should have been. It could

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have been it could have been the
King Bucks. But it was some guy

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named Grant Noche. It wasn't very
good, dude. Eurovision is based on

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Italy's national San Remo Music festival.
Since nineteen fifty one. Eurovision has been

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held annually since nineteen fifty six.
Isn't that cool? Huh? It is

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the longest running international music competition on
TV and one of the world's longest television

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running or longest running television program So
the they made the movie with Will Ferrell

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and Rachel McAdams and it's not good. But he just had the hit song

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Volcano Man. But the movie is
not good. Pierce Brosnan is forced in

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it. And that's how I was
even I even knew about it. It

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was just I didn't even know it
was a thing because Brasen was in it.

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And then you were aware that was
on when the guy from Dante's Peak

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jumped in there one my Bond,
former Bond one, my Bond Peak.

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He could be held kind of be
both if you think about it. At

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the same time. He was a
good Bond, was a good Bond.

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He wouldn't he wasn't. Okay,
he was no Timothy Dalton. No,

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the movies were awful. There was
a window there with the Bond movies were

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some of the worst things ever.
I don't disagree with you, but I'm

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saying maybe as a yes, as
a Bond character, he definitely at the

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time comes to mind as oh yeah, that guy, yeah perfect as James

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Bond. Well, he I think
he's awesome. The biggest thing you can

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say about that Bond is the video
game GoldenEye, which basically opened the door

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to multiplayer shooting games. I think
Nintinada sixty four, which I ever owned

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a Nintendo sixty four. But he
could still play with your buddies and be

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Bond, James Bond. It just
kind of fun to do that. As

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a seven year old, I've never
felt more power and rage. That voice

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you just did was that, Yeah, I know those just me? That

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was just you play audio from the
films. Yeah, one with Denise Richards

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in it. I saw like a
year ago, The World Is Not Enough

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nineteen nighty nine, and that is
Pierce Brons the final Pierce President, and

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I believe one of the worst things
I've ever seen, and couldn't believe how

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bad it was. Not only not
even Denise Richards could say that, huh,

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she's not a good actress, no, very poor actress. Incredibly hot.

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There's a scene in it where they're
saying, you know, they use

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the helicopters and they hang these things
with like eight blades on them, and

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they were using for cutting like tree
lines, like next to power lines,

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you know, and they just go
straight they were chased by a villain with

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one of those a helicopter with a
tree cutting blade. Oh, I was

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going through a village. I mean, look, I actually kind of admire

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the creativity in the action scene though. No, that's probably the one they

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saw and they said we got to
change this Ian Fleming and the Broccoli family

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said we gotta stop this, and
then they switched it to shortly after the

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Daniel Craig versions and it got cool
again. They saved it. Who's the

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next Bond? I don't know if
it went straight from it was Timothy Dahon

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after Pierce Bronson. No, Timothy
Dalton, I think he only did one

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or two. I think he did
Living Daylights, Timothy Dalton Mine definitely before

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Pierce bron Yeah, it went straight
to Daniel Craig. I believe it took

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a few years. Was it Roger
more than Dalton, than Brosnan? Yeah,

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it was Connery and then Connery was
the first, right David Niven?

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No, actually not. I think
there was one briefly before Connory. Correct,

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Connory was first, Okay, then
there was one after him well,

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and then there's one in the middle
of his and that's when he did never

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say never, which is not even
officially a Bond movie, but he kind

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of did it like during his break
of being Bond, which is weird.

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Sean Connery was sixty two to sixty
seven. Then in nineteen sixty seven someone

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named David Niven did it. David
Niven, yeahow, and then Connyory did

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it again in seventy one and eighty
three. George Lazmbie did one in sixty

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nine, and then it was Roger
Moore for twelve years in the seventies and

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eighties, Timothy dal out in late
eighties or just eighty seven eighty nine,

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Pierce Bronson till two, Pierce brosn
in ninety five to two, and then

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Daniel Craig started to know six has
been rocking center. So we don't know

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who's up now, right, is
he all? There's a few rumors.

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I mean it is just a fan
favorite. Yeah, he's just a but

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he's like how he wanted Donald Glover
to be Spider Man, Like that's just

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the internet yelling Donald Glover is he's
tied, and that's a different story.

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He is kind of tied into Spider
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lot of people are campaigning for him. To be the next Bond. There's

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some pushback off course, and then
there's rumor that there might be a female

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Bond if if you watch the last
one, it kind of somewhat kind of

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hinted that that could possibly be it. I can get into Jane Bond.

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Jane Bond, Right, I was
gonna say, Jamie Jane, I don't

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know. I gotta be honest.
At some point you do have to draw

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the line. An what did I
do? And why did he say that?

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At some point we have to draw
along? You can't let women have

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everything, man, Okay, Look, James Bond has a schlong. Yeah

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we're not changing now, and he
puts it to use about six or seven

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times. Are willing every movie to
give and give? Yeah, we're giving

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you Bond because then because then if
you have Jane Bond, the villains would

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have to be women too. Well. The thing about because so Roger Moore

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was I guess my Bond growing up
a same and you probably you probably felt

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this too. And those were always
on HBO, like what was octopusy was

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a big one that was on a
lot when I was a kid. Hey

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man, it always bummed me out
because they'd have these posters with these fabulous

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looking Bond girls on it, and
you know you're twelve thirteen, but they

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were always PG. Just go up
one grade and give the dinger what he

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needs. Ops those things out for
the dinger. Yes, share your feelings

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with ding on HBO. I mean, my mom's already paying two ninety nine

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a month to subscribe to this thing. Let's uh that tiny. Let's get

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this thing to an R. I
needed that back then. Look, sources

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were limited, Kevin. I don't
know if you were aware how tough it

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was in the seventies and eighties.
I mean, I am. I had

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to go through that world a little
bit scratching and clawing in the eighties,

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but still the nineties, still looking
for any type of booby. And then

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you're still waiting to We're gonna share
similar movies here. You're waiting in the

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movie ten for the scene by the
beach, like I. I can relate

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to some of these things because they
were just recycling old ladies and seventies and

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eighties movies on HBO back in the
day. But my Bond was probably Austin

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Powers to be honest, that's not
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lot of a lot of vagina.
So you didn't watch the holly Berry one?

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No, that was? Was that? Daniel Craig's first one was Pierce

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Bronson. Really yeah, see,
I don't even remember watching it. I

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just remember playing Golden Eye, but
I remember it being marketed to Holy hell.

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Well they were getting out in front
of that hey real quick in place

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to body for you guys. Is
it good? I don't know. Is

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it more eliminator sounds? In a
minute. We'll tell you about Dak in

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twenty minutes, as he is suing
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This is a game. It's on
the list, I'll say give you.

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It's on the list of Danny's characters. As Ai has come through and there's

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a big talk about Congress is having
a big vote about trying to ban TikTok.

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Now whether they can actually do that
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legal ease I would be speaking there. I don't think they can actually do

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it, but they're trying to get
it sold to a new company so they

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don't have to ban it. Here's
something that was on TikTok yesterday. Who

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is this never made it as a
wise ma'am. I couldn't cut it as

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a poor man, stealing title,
living like a blind man. I'm sick,

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a son without a sense of feeling. And this is how you remind

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me. This is how you remind
me for really, this is how you

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remind me what I really. It's
not like you to say sorry, of

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course we not to you, Prince
Stock. Okay, who's the band supposed

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to be? The band is Nickelback? Is that Elvis trying to do Nickelback?

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It's not Elvis? Okay? Is
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Hill. It's Hank kill Kill.
That's not very good. In the video,

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Ronald McDonald is playing bass. Okay, that's good, and his kid

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Bobby is playing guitar too, which
is okay. I like the idea of

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the McDonald land crew as your band, but that's miscasting. Grimace is clearly

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the bass player. Yeah that's true, Yeah, all right, from this

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time, mistake him, but that's
him legit trying to sing it good,

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yes, because it's not over the
top Hank Hill, and I do respect

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that, and AI did that.
Yes, what is the point. It's

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kind of funny, you know.
I watched it the grim Reapers playing drums

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at what number of hit off of
the joint did it get to When the

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guy that's sitting in front of his
computer said, yeah, okay, so

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nickelback, but I'm gonna make the
singer Hank Hill. And he looks over

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at his box of half eaten nuggets
and says, and Ronald McDonald on,

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trust me, let's go. I
like, so NBC put out this story

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and it's like, can you tell
which piece is made by AI? And

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I'm over AI at this point,
right, But it was worse like a

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year ago. I feel like it's
been a little quiet as far as playing

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stuff. So here it is.
Here's your president. Two clips, Which

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one is real? Which one's AI? Okay, show up and vote.

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You will determine the outcome of this
election. Okay. This coming Tuesday is

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the New Hampshire presidential preference primary.
Which one is real? One is real?

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One? I'll say two is real? Okay? Are you saying that

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or do you really believe it?
I think I think one is real.

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Okay, you think one's real?
You're right, one is real? Okay?

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Is this real? Here's Nicky Hayley, who just dropped out of the

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election. I spent fifty million dollars
in your own legal feast. Okay,

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is that a real person? Or
AI played again? Okay, spent fifty

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million dollars in your own legal fees. Do you need to borrow someone that's

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that's a I that's real? That's
real Selena Gomez? Hey everyone, it's

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Selena Gomez here that that could be
her. I don't know, say fake,

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it's fake? Why would you just
play that if it was real?

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A packaging error? We can't sell
three thousand La Cruse cookwar sets, yash

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pretty good cookwar sets? Where sets? Okay, this is so dumb,

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President Kennedy. We meet at a
college noted for knowledge. We meet at

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a college noted for knowledge. But
one was real and one wasn't. Yeah,

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the second one sounded more real,
all right, second one was real.

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I think the whistle in the background
gave that one away. He's incredible.

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Maybe you just have an ear and
you can decipher this. You can

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be the hired by the government.
Okay, are they hiring? Is the

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government hiring? That's what I want
to do is get involved with an even

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bigger corporation. There's your AI hit
of the day. Thanks dude. Yeah,

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man, do you guys see the
Kobe Bryant statue situation. You look

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at this right now, it's fabulous. You have it in front of you.

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Yes, all right, So they
unveiled his big statue in front of

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the Forum or whatever it's called now, first of three statues he's getting.

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They did it in February, and
I don't know how it made it this

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long, but apparently, and like
they have a huge there's a big statue

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beautiful's name, you know, the
years of his life, and there's a

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huge box score underneath it from I
don't know, some game they want a

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title whatever, And there's just spelling
errors galore in the box carved into the

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marble. That's amazing. Yes,
so they have Jose Calderon former Maverick Gray.

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Yes, and it's Jose calder Son. This is so weird to see.

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And then former NBA legend Von Wafer
is vomb wafer. Vomb wafer.

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Yes, that'd be a horrible marketing
campaign for a cracker bomb wafer. No,

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just take one. It sounds like
a I got into the engraving game.

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Okay, I wonder if that's it, because then even weirder at the

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bottom of the box score. They
they have the whole everything on the box

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score. And then there's a couple
of guys DNP coaches decision. So once

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says DNP coaches decision, and right
underneath it it says the exact same thing

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at DNP coaches decision. One of
them is spelled properly. One of them

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is d E C I C I
O N, Like right underneath it,

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it's look at this that's unbelievable.
On the actual statue itself, when Kobe's

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releasing his jump shot, does he
have seven thumbs like you're running? These

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were right next to it? Is
that real? This is because the team

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has acknowledged that they know it,
and they've known about it. We've known

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about this for a while, and
they do have plans to fix it.

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But how would you even begin to
fix what's et marble? Both bottom decisions.

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Aaron Williams Aaron Williams for the Lakers. Aaron, the raptor at the

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time, did not play coach's decision. It's the same way D C I

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SEE I O N. I blame
this on cutbacks because the Lakers obviously had

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to fire their their marble statue proof
reader. Yeah, the guy that had

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since the seventies. That's he has
one job and there's the best is the

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best? How to spell everything?
Yeah? Something a book he used.

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We don't know. We don't know
what tricks were, but there's a distinction.

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There's a certain skill that it takes
to be able to see spelling errors

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that are engraved into marble. And
only he knew how to do that.

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You you think among the things on
planet Earth that get double checked and proof

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read would be guy with chisel hovering
over marble. I mean I would expect

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this on like the kid Rock statue, but not this multiple too. Why

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would you say coaches decision twice and
then spelling right under? But then I

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guess is it it's okay? Is
this? Is it done by computer?

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It is? Yeah, he just
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That's why I do appreciate golf,
especially like the British Open a PGA

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and they all have it. But
there's some old man sitting in there watching

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the leaderboard and when when will he
start carving the name into the trophy And

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he actually does it by hand.
That's kind of neat. People were making

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jokes. Wait until paulga soil and
LaMotte Odorm find out lamont Odorm, wait

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till they find out Paulga soil.
That's funny. So they said they're gonna

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take it on down and uh,
they get it fixed. I guess asap.

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And we are only four days away, boys from the unveiling of the

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Mike Madonno Statue's right in the American
Airline Center Plaza Saturday afternoon, directly guests

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across from sweet Dirty Dirk Novitzky.
You can't wait to go up there and

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see the great Mike Maldonado behind.
All right, Well, coming up next,

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we will get into probably the big
story yesterday, the news that hit

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that Dak is suing someone who has
alleged him of sexual assault next to ninety

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seven, like