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Time to read my lips. Good
morning, Jessica, Good morning, good

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morning. Hey, how are you. I'm doing well? How are you?

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Guys super fantastic, We're great.
Who is playing for you today?

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Okay, Jessica forever girl power?
Well, I don't know what Kayla,

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good morning? Oh great? Good
morning? Hi Kayla, how are you?

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I'm good, Cayla. What are
you doing? She's going with Chili

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power. That's what she's going with. Okay, Chili power. We are

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Listen this guy the spotter or whatever
your job was, line locator utility,

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Okay, located. I can tell
you had ac all night, Kayla.

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Welcome to the game. Chili's going
to do great. Chili's gonna do a

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fine job for you today. Uh, they're trying to win you sold out.

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Imagine dragons tickets. I've seen Chili
with headphones in his hand. Is

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it just a given that he's going
first? Yeah, I'd like to see

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what mister two generator, two window
units, coldest guy in the room would

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like. What is gonna do?
Go ahead, I'm just gonna play do

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my best. Okay, I'm just
here's when I won't get fired. Guy's

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got the coolest balls in Harris County. Yeah, it was so cool.

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All right, here we go.
Enough the coolest balls and the bluest cheese.

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Okay, Alex, and this is
done, Alex. We can go

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to the parking lot and you can
smoke some of that free cannabis caress.

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I don't even know what that means. Let's go, here we go.

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Chili now has the headphones on.
Kayla, He's gonna do a fine job

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for you today. Okay, alright, let's go Chili. All right,

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let's go Chili. H here we
go. Why is the carpet wet?

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Todd as the first word today?
Twenty seconds on the clock, Chili,

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thumbs up, dumbs out, thank
you. Spoiled milk, moist butter,

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spoiled milk, spoiled milk, spoiler
link, spoiled milk, spoiled milk,

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mindy, spoiled milk, spoiled milk. I can't get the word moist out

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of my spice. Did you say, Mindy? I think you said moist,

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Mindy. Yeah, I can't get
that word out of a next Mindy

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that calls the show is obviously moist, mindy. Spoiled milk, spoiled.

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He doesn't know he's gotta generated spoiled. Okay, listen there, the words

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come up. As the words come
up, I pre shuffle them before the

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start of the game. It doesn't
matter what was previously said. This is

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the next word, Josh true.
He sent this in thumbs up though.

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Ah see, you set me up
a failure, laughing like that. Guys,

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Wow, here we got look here
roof boy. Moist sleep moist,

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stamp moist, sleep moist, slip
moist, sleep moistlip moist, sleep moist

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slip moist like sleeping, but he's
moisty. Yeah, sleeping sleep Okay,

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Okay, that's aloud. He's like, I'm saying that. Yeah, but

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my eyes and ease get computed.
Okay, sleep, yeah, moist sleep

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when you're sleeping in your wood.
I thought he was saying moist slip me

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too, okay, like my eyes
in peace and sleepy sound kind of same

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languages. I was laughing because he
said he couldn't get moist off of his

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brain, and then the next word
is moist. It's just how they how

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the cookie crumbles. Kids, That's
what my mom would say. That's life

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in the big that's life in the
big city. Predicting swamp ass next word.

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Okay, ready, all right,
Yeah, you just say a swamp

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as. I didn't say swamp ass. I'm not saying that word. Right.

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Here we go word thumbs up,
all right, thumbs up, Sonny,

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you swamp donkey. Sonny's got no
power in spring still sent me words,

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how great is he? Wonderful?
Bad Green Day, Bad Green Day?

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My boy wows Kayla played great,
Bad Green Day. A famous line

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from Chris Rock talking about one of
our throwback Thursday bands. That's what he

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called good Charlotte. And they didn't
slap him. No, nobody got slaps.

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There're just a comedian, Kayla.
I told you that your boy was

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going to do a great job wading
tickets for my daughter. I appreciate it.

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Okay, what is this? Oh? Yes, sold out? Imagine

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Dragon's tickets. Not doing it for
her, I'm doing it for her daughter,

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Jessica, Jessica, you've got this
girl power thing here? All right?

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Three words, twenty seconds per word. Trying to get those tickets for

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Jessica. Michael sent this word in
thumbs up, Ready, twenty seconds on

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the block. Goober lips cucumber lip
ooh, goober lips coober lebra goober lips

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again, Goober lips Cupid lips,
Goober lips Cooper lips, Goober lips humor

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lips, Goober lips Cupid lib goog. You would have been mad. You

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right to be mad, You right
to be mad. What is it?

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Goober? Oh? God, goober
is like not a real word. It's

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not in my vocabulary. It sounds
like something that we say it. I

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don't even care goobers, he said, I heard somebody being called at gober.

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That's a matteral word. I would
have got that. Look at now

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is mad? He's not even playing. I know. I'm just saying,

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get why you're mad? I get
it. I can't hear anything. Chili,

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yes, thank you. Oh,
here we go in this one body

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twenty seconds on the this one thumbs
up up. Honey maker, what honey

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maker? Say honey maker, honeymaker, honey dory, honey maker, honeymaker,

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honey maker, onion maker, honey
maker, honeymaker, honey almost time

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one second? Yet nineteen point twenty
seven? You had one nineteen point something

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honeymaker. Yeah, honey baker before
you said honey baker, oh before,

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I don't know. I thought I
said it honey she said, honey Baker.

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Oh yep, and then she said, honeymaker, I get my confused.

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Everyone knows that. No excuse,
she was born here. Okay,

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Corpus is finest. Okay, how
many times has it come down to Ashley

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with an eye? Oh, it's
her damn word and I shuffle these.

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I'm telling you, it just works
that way. Thumbs on Okay, Jim

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junk chip shark, Jim junk,
Jim junk, Chip chunk Jim junk ship

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shark, m junk sheep shark,
Jim jump shrimp shark chip shark Jim jump

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jump trim jump Ashley, Okay,
what is it? Before I show you,

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I'll show you who sent it in
Ashley with an eye, ship shark,

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Jim junk Kim junk. Oh god, it's the old guy coming his

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two hairs across his thrumb over.
I'm sorry the words were terrible. I

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thought they were great. Get out
Chili with the wind, Kayla with the

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wind. What are you giving?
Kayla? Kayla gets the wait. Let

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me make sure because I got it. Okay. September sixth sold out show

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Imagine dragons, Kayla, you got
them, Thank you, thank you.

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I didn't even ask you guys,
where are you living, Where do you

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live? What's your power situation?
We're in Cyprus, no power, living

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on my parents calls. Okay,
well, at least you got some tickets

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now right, It's cool. You
got your parents. Jessica, What about

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Jessica. Jessica already is gone.
Okay, we'll shout out to her.

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All right, Well, the chili
gets it done. On reading my lips,

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it's ninety four or five. The
buzz