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Hello, everyone, welcome back to
the fire Escape Cast. It is drum

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roll both of you do it?
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the hand was the drum? And
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Let's start over dru roll please both
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minus like four? Wait, moved
past it plus? Yeah, moved past

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it. It's episode sixty a fire
Escape Cast. You know what they say,

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the big sixty. That's the tipping
point. That's when you go from

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the best podcast ever made to the
best show ever made of any medium.

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And I think I'm gonna podcast biz. That's that's they say sixties. Where

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you starting in your stride. I
was on Conan. Conan had me as

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a guest the other day, and
he really had he's a huge fan,

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and he mentioned to me he admires
me most of all. Yeah, wow,

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you're on the Tonight Show man.
That's crazy, crazy thing that's been

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He's been the host of the Tonight
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got high with Leno the other night
too. Yeah. Gross, And I'm

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made out with leather leathermannim Denham leatherman. He wears denim, not leather denhim

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is the gene material. Welcome back
to the Tonight Show with Denham Leatherman.

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Leatherman. That's that's your Grays is
like cute nickname for each other. Woman.

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Denham Leatherman, the host of The
Last Night Show, took over from

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fallon. It's the first time all
three of us are back in episode.

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Yes, and it's been three weeks. Has been a long time. Gallivans

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all across au Guys Trus challenged my
live. We both were GA. I

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was on a Constlate Gaunt and then
show was on show was on a reveren

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Are up do we like? Do
we both have the same voices that I

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was on the I was on the
Almophic cost. I got pizza. It

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changed my loof that Belgian pizza.
That's what they're known for. I had

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Belgian pizza and I had some Italian
beer. I don't know had Belgian.

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I had Belgian McDonald's with Jake Jecker, me and the cool judge had some

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McDonald's and Belgian together. Well that
you did that together, the two of

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you, I know Belgium. That
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It was really fun. So yeah, Jake recount Regald, Regald,

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Vinnie and I last episode with some
stories. But uh, do you talk

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about fuck that Pong? No?
Well, maybe it was at a comic

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video game bar that we went to
like eight times, and it was a

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pong table, but it was physical
pong. Uh. Things that moved back

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and forth of the handles and the
ball were like foam things with magnets underneath.

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So there was like a weird delay, like you're spending a knob to

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move the magnets, which moved the
pong above it, and it just felt

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weird, like pong with real world
physics. It was. It was a

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lot of fun. I thought you
were describing air hockey for a second,

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and I was not wanting to disappoint
you that that was just air hook.

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It's just just somebody slapped a pong
bumper stick around played this game. There's

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like there's these a bunch of these
colored balls and two sticks and a triangle

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and there's some turf on this flat
surface. Oh pool, yes, pool,

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nice, you've Pokemon pool? Yeah? Yeah, what you went?

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I thought you were just saying ping
pong and shortened it. You were like,

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it's physical, and I was like, I know, no, physical.

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Yeah, I was a rock star
table tennis, and then it's virtual.

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But if it's the Weaver version,
then you're getting a little physical.

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All games are a little physical.
Oh likes d of like sports, our

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game sports. So what would the
people that play these games? Yeah,

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vacatitions. You're gaslating the shut out
of me. You started both other times

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everyone agreed. It was so peaceful
the last two episodes when you two didn't

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argue. I felt like a dad
with good empty nest syndrome, good empty

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nest syndrome, horny nest syndrome.
Your life was hollow without us. We've

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been gallivanting around the world gaining knowledge, and you're just sitting there an uncultured

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slut missing Mary. Do you ever
do the Polaris on the United going overseas?

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No, Oh my god. It's
the thing where you can recline all

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the way and you get your own
little pod and they give fancy they give

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you pajamas and uh and slippers and
stuff, and it's, oh my goodness,

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it's a it's great a specific kind
of is it first class? It's

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above first class. So it's like, no, it hadn't been booked and

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normally they're like four thousand dollars tickets. But I waited until like the last

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second and they hadn't sold any and
I saw I could get something for the

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equivalent of like one hundred and seventy
dollars worth of sky miles, and so

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I just paid with that, and
holy it was just an eight hour flight

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out there, full recline, just
tons of space. It's it's just you

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did you put Jake and coach?
Jake flew from Canada Canada. I flew

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United Chicago. He was like in
your luggage? Wait, why was Jake

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in Canada before Belgium. We were
both supposed to fly and connect in Montreal

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to go there, but my flight
to one of like my connecting flight got

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canceled, so I had to get
routed through Chicago. I got switched over

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to Chicago and then went out there. But man, I have not flown

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overseas and white sometimes. Well I
did Iceland, but that was like,

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you know, New York State five
hours. That wasn't like that bad.

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That doesn't feel. Yeah, this
was a defe flight and I just don't

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want it. With the moving going
on for the last several months and all

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the travel and everything, I just
really want to not Mike, I'll apply

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to your wedding. I think that's
about the only thing I want to do

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for the rest of your in terms
of appreciated. You can drive if you

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want, don't care. I drove, I drove. It was a three

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day drive coming out to the Midwest
here when we came out. So for

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the for the subset of our audience
that doesn't see you anywhere else, I

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think this is the first time you're
talking about moving. Oh yeah, it's

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worth bonk. And I and the
dogs were moving back to the Midwest,

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so we were yeah, yeah,
we were out there for for rassling,

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and uh, you know, I
don't work for the rassland no more.

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And so we're moving out to the
Midwest. So nice, that makes sense.

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I think it's stating tacos and whatever
what else they known for occasion food.

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There's burners and tacos and the Midwest. Yeah, burritos, corn out

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here, cornos, California. Midwest
is burritos, sushi, Italian waffles,

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and I came back from sushi.
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bit too mature for this type of
humor. Now you're cultured how I had

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so much wine. How was your
trip, Mary? It was pretty transformative

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for me because I never thought that
I would ever go to these places in

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my life, and because my work
took me to Parish, it made sense.

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I had a girlfriend who works at
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an incredible planner. In fact,
that's what she does for Twitch. She

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works on the event planning and was
like, I've always wanted to go to

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the Amalfi Coast. If I booked
it and I planned it, would you

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go to which I was like,
Yeah, if you plan this amazing once

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in a lifetime trip, I will
follow you. And we did Paris for

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Twitch Con, and then we went
to Naples, Italy, and then we

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took a boat to Positano, which
is in the Amalfi Coast and it is

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probably the most beautiful place I've ever
seen in my life. It is a

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bucket list place your Instagram at.
Really it's like postcard level, like it

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like big hilly houses on the beach. It look it's crazy. Yeah,

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I don't. I didn't deserve it. When I was walking around here,

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I was like, I don't deserve
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I did no research, listen to
everything, and I was just like,

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this place is cool. She probably
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to get all the It's not easy
to get there. It's a it's a

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like a flight, then uh,
like a bus and then a boat to

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get there. It's like all these
different pieces to be able to exist there

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because it's it literally is like on
the coast. There's the only way to

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get there is through a boat.
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see how if you look at photos
of this coast, it's houses like stacked

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on houses. It's just a huge
hill. And my Google Maps would say,

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oh, it's ten minutes to your
Airbnb, but it was actually like

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forty five because everything's so vertical.
It's all steps, so you have to

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do like forty minutes of steps to
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it's exhausting and it's so worth it
that you post something about the john Wick

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Steps. Yes, I did go
see the john Wick Steps. In fact,

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I was amazed with how many times
I saw a beautiful piece of like

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European history and went John Wick.
Uh snapped the guy here, and I

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kept like it happened like three times
I saw your pictures by the Eiffel Tower,

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and all I can think of when
I see the Eiffel towers twist the

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metal too, So it's amazing how
much it happens. Right when I was

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in the Coast, I kept thinking
about hit Man because there's a hit yes,

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and that's that's like the coast,
that's them Offie Coast. So it's

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like it's all the same stuff.
Man, Like we were every time we'd

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go to like this gorgeous cathedral,
I'd be like, John Wick killed a

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guy here, this is where he
like touched down and was like, you

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can't kill me. I'm safe.
Like I saw a lot of it and

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was amazed at how much I referenced
it based on John Wick. I mean,

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I don't think that probably fares well
for US Americans that that's how we

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like remember stuff like in Europe.
But it was the easiest way for me

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to remember the locations that I was
at. A couple of my friends did

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Poston of one leg of their trip
or like at the end, and yeah,

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they loved it. The one thing
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got there because they planned for it, was like beaches are clubs. You

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have to like serve spots on.
Yeah it's expensive. Yeah, but it

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looked nice based on your photos.
Yeah, worth it um super expensive,

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It's just a lot. I was
grateful we had three people who split one

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spot and so that obviously, like
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able to afford it. And we
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because it is expensive. I think
the beach the way it works is is,

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yes, it's a club, and
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person and you can't swim without it. So it's like it's essentially forty dollars

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a day just to just to get
him at ocean, and you bet your

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buns I'm gonna pay it because I'm
there now. It's kind of like Disney,

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right, like, once you're in
Disney and they charge you ten dollars

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for water, you're not gonna be
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You're there like it's over man.
And speaking of Disney, I also

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did Paris Disney because I thought that
that would be a neat experience, and

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I also went with Disney adults.
Do they know who Mickey Mouse is?

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In Europe? Yes? And interestingly
enough, real question it was, I

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mean they barely know who he is
in America, so I didn't know if

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he'd like went across the pond.
You're bringing up bringing up an old giant

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bomb argument or something. Yeah,
no, truth about what you're doing.

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Culture that no one cares about anymore. But anyway, they own, they

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own relevant pop culture. Mickey Mouse
is not that. But anyway, he's

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so infamous infamous. Did he killed
people? Which he might have? Did

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you like Paris? I liked Paris. I have heard that I should lower

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my expectations. You know that it's
not like this incredibly gorgeous romance city,

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so I curbed my expectations going into
it. It's a pretty city. Um,

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and the Eiffel Tower is bigger than
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big. Yeah, Liberty big,
bigger, smaller, way bigger, it's

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bigger. Uh one World Trade Center
big? No, okay, not at

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all. Actually, now I'm curious. I think I would estimate like two

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statue liberties on top of each other. Okay, I'm gonna look us up.

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I'm curious. A good question.
How and funny, funnily enough,

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the statue of the other statue liberties
over in France. Uh, there's its

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like because it was a gift the
sister. Yeah, it looked just like,

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yeah, what what it's in a
look it up? Okay, three

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hundred and five statue Liberties three hundred
and five feet. Eiffel Tower height is

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oh in Pont Big Grinnell nine hundred
eighty four. Okay, so Eiffel towers

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like three statues Liberty. That makes
sense. It's taller than I thought.

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I thought it was going to be
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it was easy. They had this
one France. Does it say the

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same thing? But I'm like,
hey, come here, even if you're

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hungry and sick or whatever. Does
it say the same thing? Say something

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different? Pretty sure? Yet that
famous slogan get over here, even if

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you're hungry or sick or whatever,
take a nap every toe of your what

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does it whatever? Refuse of the
teaming shore, come here and take a

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nap. I love Paris. I
had my expect I had low expectations in

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the sense that everybody told me Parisians
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everybody that too, Everyone was really
nice to me too. I didn't have

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any issues, uh with and I
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I thought they were very kind and
polite to me. I laughed.

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One time a person in a grocery
store was helping me pick a wine and

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he could barely get through it because
he didn't speak that much English and I

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could didn't speak any French. And
when I went to pay for it,

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I went to the wrong register,
and so he was like, it's the

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it's the wrong register, and I
went sorry, and then I heard it.

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I heard someone in the store mimic
me and went Sammy. And I

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think they enjoy practicing their English.
And when they would hear me say things

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in my natural way, they enjoyed
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it too, either or they were
mocking me, but I think they were

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enjoying it. They mimic mocked Jake
Decker in Belgium once because we were doing

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a travelog for Giant Pong and he
had me do like an intro to a

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thing or say a thing, and
then when I rapped, he goes perfect,

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and then some guy in like the
square. It was just like perfect

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pafect, the most innocent dude.
That's incredible, perfect Daniel. I don't

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think you were here when Mary told
us a quite embarrassing story about how she

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entered a restaurant in Tokyo. Can
I tell this story and then you tell

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me how accurate it is? Sure? Mary, at the time and maybe

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still continues to have somewhat of a
weird thing about going into restaurants, first

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at the head of a group.
So then finally in Tokyo, at one

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point she decided to take the lead. And a lot of the doors going

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into Tokyo restaurants are sliding, but
she didn't know that, so she pushed

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on this door and just collapsed it, like an entire wall into the restaurant.

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Wasn't it like that? First?
I think you should leave sketch where

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he's well, it's sort of but
no, it's Mary just like pushes and

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demolishes a wall. And then the
entire restaurant turns and sees this American woman

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be like sorry, I didn't say
that cool catchphrase, and the lady was

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like get out really yeah in English
too, It's like she converted just to

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tell me to fuck off. Oh
wow. Yeah, she was pissed,

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and I was like, I turned
around, I looked at the group and

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I said I'm never going to be
first again. You guys have been traveling

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and gallivanting for quite some time.
But we're back. I've done anything crazy

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interesting. It's nice to be home. I really enjoyed my travels. I

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will say I'm good to be away
from my house for about seven days.

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After that, I miss my dog, I miss my bed, I miss

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things, and I was gone fourteen
days and I genuinely like it was too

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much for Mary. I don't think
I will do that again. Fourteen days

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was a lot for me, like
towards the end of the trip. And

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as happens apparently, and know this, in Italy, it's very normal and

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regular for them to have protests and
literally shut down the airport. And guess

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what, they shut down the airport
on my way on my day home out.

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Yeah, they want better wages and
like working conditions people in general,

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or the airport, the every airport
worker like United uniformly protests and just shuts

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down. And they even announce it. They'll be like, we're protesting on

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you know, September fourteenth, so
heads up. And but the thing is

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is the book flights. I don't
know that because I don't subscribe to like

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Italy times, so I don't know. I didn't know what's happening. I

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did, I know, but I
already said it I call you that I

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know. Um. So I woke
up and they canceled by flight and there

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were no more flights for two days. And I had a panic attack because

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I want to be in Italy by
myself, you know. Alyssa was off

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to Rome. So I was like, what am I supposed to do?

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And it technically was a work flight. If that happens, you have to

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call your work and be like rebook
me. And it was like three in

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the morning at my work time.
It seems like a system. It was

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a mess. It was a mess. I was so scared. What I

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ended up doing was a last minute
booked a train to Rome so that I

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could follow Alissa, because I was
like, I'm definitely afraid of being alone

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in like this city by myself.
So I followed her to Rome, booked

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a hotel in Rome, and then
I finally got ahold of work and booked

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a flight out of Rome. And
then the next day I got out.

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But it was like kind of a
freaky last day because I I didn't know

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what I was doing, and I
had all my luggage and I got the

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last ticket on a train and I
had to sit by myself. Once the

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trip is done, everything and all
you have is exhaustion and wanted to get

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home. And when you have a
whole ocean mentally, I was over it.

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Yeah. I was in Rome.
I was in this insanely gorgeous city,

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and the taxi driver or whatever was
like giving like a full review of

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the buildings, and I was like, I don't give a shit. I

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don't even want to be here.
I want to go home. And I

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was the worst, you know,
guest in that city. I was such

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a bad tourist because I didn't care. All I wanted to do was go

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home at that point. And I
think I had one more pizza as like

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a way to give myself a treat, so that I was easy on myself

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and that I was up at like
five am the next day and out of

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there. So I saw Rome for
like all of forty five minutes. Yeah,

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we're starting to actually plan out our
honeymoon in France. Yeah, we're

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aiming for two weeks and I'm super
excited. It's going to be great.

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We're doing a few parts of France, but then I'm like, well,

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we're thinking of like asking our parents
to come live here for a couple,

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like the two weeks so they can
take care of my plan cat cats and

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stuff. That makes sense. Yeah, you got to have a cat solution

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for that. We have solutions,
But I was like, that long.

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I don't want the neighbor that we
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like that's a long time from Yeah,

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that is a long time. I
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in the planning stages and you're open
to it, I personally from doing the

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Amalfi Coast, I think it is
the most stunning, most beautiful place I

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have ever been in my life,
and I do recommend it. Yeah,

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well, we had we had several
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then we're like, no, France, I mean, France has more than

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enough. We're we're basically at the
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we want to do Riviera like nice
Anti book Can or Central Pay in part

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of it. But we're doing Bordeaux
and we none of this is concrete.

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We're doing. We want to do
Bordeaux Paris, maybe a few parts like

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like a Provence, which Amanda knows, but we're sticking to France because then

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we want to do like a big
Italian thing at some point. Can I

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also recommend something nudydd Yes, I
saw a nude review in Paris and it

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was amazing, Like, yeah,
it's called Crazy Horse and it's an all

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nude art like a dance I guess, um burlesque maybe, but they don't

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take off their clothes their naked like
they're not they're not teasing you. It's

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really crazy about it. Um stunningly
beautiful women obviously, so that you got

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they got that going for them,
but then they're they're just kind of cheeky

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humor littered throughout, Like as the
show opens, it kind of like lifted

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the curtain midway. I don't know
even know how they did that. They

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like lifted the curtain only halfway up
and it was just like eight butts and

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they were all dancing, and I
really really recommend it. I was blown

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away with how artsy, how beautiful. It's very thoughtful. The music numbers,

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the dance numbers are are like perfectly
done, but also they're like wicked

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hot naked ladies. You can't beat
it's crazy horse. Sweet, we'll go

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to that. We're down single asshole. I didn't see one asshole. You

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Belgium was promised assholes. You know
where they are. Yeah, they're not

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fooling anyone that customs on the way
out, just put like right in my

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passport, I saw zero anuses if
they stamp and the stamp is looks like

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an anus one of course, yeah
in ink in case that wasn't obvious.

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You know you probably your but whole
is probably very similar to that. I

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don't think you could like use it
to like unlock your iPhone. No,

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I'm saying like it could be a
calling card that tell you from experience.

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My butt is bigger than just my
thumb. It's at least three of my

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fingers. I'll just say that the
whole. The whole allows for U full

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got a situations been doing? Oh
I'm in Kansas, so I've been having

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plenty of that looks like an in
room here I'm in Kayla's basement while I'm

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waiting for my house to close.
Yes, Uh, it's all I have

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to say. If you're not going
to be in your home, you're in

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a space that really looks like it
could be Yeah, this is Kayla's set

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up here. Yeah, it's She's
got her whole deal going on here.

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This is where she streams from.
UM. Lots of lots of Paul I've

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been doing dealing with he bought.
Here's his exciting thing he did. His

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new scheme is he found eleven pairs
of dog socks. They're just socks with

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like cartoon dogs on them, and
they were on clearance. And he's like,

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I'm gonna buy all of these dog
socks and sell them on eBay for

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fifteen dollars each. And so he
did that, and he was like telling

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me, he's so excited about it. And so I go and I buy

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one for fifteen dollars. But I
set the shipping address as his address,

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and he got super excited when its
soul its oh I got I just sold

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one. He's like, what,
you asshole. So I said, listen

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to dad, this is a simple
operation. Now. I paid for it,

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just like any customer would. I
just need you to do the stupid

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thing and mail it to yourself.
I have bought this legally. I need

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a tracking number. I now hold
the feedback keys in my hands, and

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I need a train. And he's
like, no, I'm just just come

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over here and I'll give them to
you. And it's a Dad, I

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don't want them. I want you
to have to do a stupid thing and

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mail these socks to yourself. That's
what I want. Otherwise, look,

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i'm buyer here, you're the seller. I can leave negative feedback. He's

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like, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna that's so stupid.

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I'm not gonna mail these socks to
myself. And so I message him on

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an eBay. On eBay, he's
saying, Hey, I'm super excited for

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these socks. Can you provide a
tracking number when they ship? And then

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he goes full like big boys serious
voice and he goes, Dan, you

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can't do this shit. eBay can
monitor messages. This could ruin my credibility

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with the site. That's like,
that's a normal message, Dad, I

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just said I'm excited. Can he
send the tracking message? And did he

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send that to you in a different
way? And he was like called yeah,

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yeah. He's like, dude,
they can monitor my message. This

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isn't funny thing. Okay, yeah, I'm sure this is all real funny.

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Everything's funny to you when it's not
your livelihood on the line. Dad,

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I bought them. You you were
selling them. You were gonna have

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to ship them anyway. This is
a win win for you. You can

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ship them to yourselves, then you
get my money, and then you can

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sell them again. But he just
refused to because he thought it was too

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stupid, so we just canceled the
order. I mean, it is stupid,

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and you know for a fact that
you did put him in a weird

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spot, even though yes, when
you walk through the logic, it's like,

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yeah, he made an extra fifteen
dollars, but you know that's not

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how He's got just one of them
to do a very stupid thing, and

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I was willing to pay for it, like fucking mailed fifteen hundred live ladybugs

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to my office desk. We had
a periodic, And when I say we,

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I mean one of my co workers
she took an interest. She had

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a periodically release them, like a
hundred at a time or something. Otherwise

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they just collapse in on themselves as
a colony. I don't know how it

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works. I'm not a ladybug expert. I'm out of that game. I'm

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out of the ladybug shipping game.
We have an appointment with the dog or

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sorry cat doctor this week. How
that cat became a doctor is anyone's guest,

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though, I do that joke a
lot. It's been fun though.

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We had Vinny on last week,
Me, Jake and Vinnie held down the

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fort. We had you and two
jerks. Huh, Jake and Benny just

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too just straight up assholes, real
big jerks. Yeah. Well that notorious

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curses were flying, fists flu good
dudes, feet were loosed. That sounds

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like a pretty good crew, it
does. Yeah, and Mary have to

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have to worry it all we're gonna
get Yeah, I'd worry. Yeah,

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I would worry. If I was
you, I would worry all the time.

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I'm not worried. Baby's a top
notch. I'm trying to think people

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like podcasts with over the years,
he's got to be on the mount Rushmore.

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I think he's he's a great guy
to do a podcast with. Oh

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my god, how how are you
going to find a forty something white guy

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that plays video games and talks into
a microphone about it? Dime a dozen

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my ass trying to find another one. I could replace you. I can

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tell you. I can talk about
a link to the past and super Metroid.

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Find someone else who can do that, Okay, I will, there

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are no anywhere else. Let me
just go get the naughty I guess fits

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the build, oh grub and I
guess. Okay, well there's like four

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or five of us. Yeah,
you should make a site based on that.

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Oh, I guess you're in a
podcast from anywhere now? Yeah,

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you can do remote. You should
make a site. We'll branch off from

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wherever you're working now and then make
a site and then get bought back.

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Oh, and then and then play
hit Man with some kandomized find someone who

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hasn't played Metal Year Solid can yeah, play the sims and kill everybody.

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Uh huh that sounds pretty good.
Yeah, it'd be fun. These are

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some good ideas Hereoster. Yeah,
I think this this bit is played out.

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Yeah, I think so you want
to go for another like thirty minutes.

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Yeah, what other shows you guys
do? It's another famous thing?

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Mary stop us? No? Oh
what else? What else? In Kansas?

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Oh? I'm kind of lotion up
my legs and feet now with plamine

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lotion because I was trying to cut
through the woods and I ran through a

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bunch stuff and I got a bunch
of chigger bites all over my er bites.

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I think this is a I don't
it's not just kanzas. I don't

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think. Yes, they are very
very tiny red bugs and they I am

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just eating up all my feet and
legs and stuff. I had to go

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to urgent care today and get a
bunch of stuff and it looked, yeah,

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legs were completely on fire. What
were you doing amongst the trees?

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Well, it's one hundred and five
degrees here in Kansas, and I went

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on a two hour walk through a
park and I was like, there's no

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tree covers at all, and I
was just burning up. I was like,

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and I didn't have any lotion or
anything on. So I'm just like

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burning so bad, and I'm like, I need to get in some tree

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cover. And so I tried to
cut through the woods and there was a

407
00:30:42.119 --> 00:30:45.039
kind of a trail, but it
also was like really muddy because it had

408
00:30:45.039 --> 00:30:48.960
just rained that morning, and so
I it was covered in mud and then

409
00:30:48.119 --> 00:30:51.920
up my feet and everything. We're
getting just bit up by chiggers the whole

410
00:30:51.920 --> 00:30:53.079
time. And then like two days
later, I'm just like, it's just

411
00:30:53.119 --> 00:30:56.839
a fucking mess down there. So
and I wasn't even able to use the

412
00:30:56.839 --> 00:30:57.920
shortcut. I had to go back
to the road and burn up and everything.

413
00:30:59.039 --> 00:31:00.960
So God, yeah, it gets
hot here, gets really really hot.

414
00:31:02.400 --> 00:31:04.319
It's been hot everywhere. I think
it's been hot as hell here too.

415
00:31:04.400 --> 00:31:07.079
I mean not that hot, but
hot. We're getting We're getting close

416
00:31:07.119 --> 00:31:12.640
to a hundred tomorrow supposedly till meno. Oh yeah, I remember that.

417
00:31:14.799 --> 00:31:18.880
Yeah, yeah, but apparently El
Nino came earlier than planned this year or

418
00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:22.599
this cycle, however it works.
I don't know. I'm not a meteorologist.

419
00:31:22.599 --> 00:31:26.039
I'm just the best god damn ladybug
doctor in the entire world. I

420
00:31:26.079 --> 00:31:29.279
could see you as him. No, you would be the lead news guy.

421
00:31:29.480 --> 00:31:33.200
You shave your facial hair? Uh
and do you have a news voice?

422
00:31:34.599 --> 00:31:42.680
Welcome back to Evening News at nine. I'm Chud Fuckers. I will

423
00:31:42.680 --> 00:31:51.599
just said like fourteen things at once. Chudus. Chud Fuckers, an eleven

424
00:31:51.720 --> 00:31:56.559
year olds was an eleven year old
stabbed his father to death because his father

425
00:31:56.720 --> 00:32:01.720
quote made him order sucks to his
own own house. This is more an

426
00:32:04.279 --> 00:32:08.880
you know with sports, Dano.
It's probably the World Cup time. Yep,

427
00:32:09.359 --> 00:32:16.279
they're playing right. I got very
small seasons. The World Cup US

428
00:32:16.400 --> 00:32:21.200
is playing Netherlands right now. Oh
okay, I hope they win or else

429
00:32:21.240 --> 00:32:24.200
this one eighthwel he's not a very
good sports guy for you to tell them

430
00:32:24.240 --> 00:32:28.200
that. Over the weather, I
had no idea. I learned something every

431
00:32:28.279 --> 00:32:34.400
day over the weather with Marvin Garvey. I brought my own Mike. Thanks

432
00:32:34.440 --> 00:32:39.839
Marvin, get your let's pivot.
Let be a news organization, local news

433
00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:47.319
done remotely from three different time zones. Jud fuckers, look up the look

434
00:32:47.440 --> 00:32:52.960
up the stories that are breaking around
my neighborhood. There are twelve armed sailants

435
00:32:53.000 --> 00:32:59.559
outside of my apartment right now.
Can you be in a silent if you

436
00:32:59.640 --> 00:33:01.920
haven't a salted anybody yet? Is
that the definition of an assailant? You

437
00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:07.319
could have like assailant vibes, but
I don't think you can be charged for

438
00:33:07.359 --> 00:33:10.079
that. You know what a good
SNL sketch was? Was Will Ferrell?

439
00:33:10.200 --> 00:33:15.720
And I think it was clown Penis
dot Art. No Tim Meadows with the

440
00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:21.480
weather man like, oh the blood
spraying thing, Will Farrell be heads.

441
00:33:21.599 --> 00:33:22.960
I think it was Tim Meadows and
I said the weather man is dead.

442
00:33:23.200 --> 00:33:29.400
He's on the teleprompter, goes out. No one knows what is good morning

443
00:33:30.319 --> 00:33:35.279
Terry finding that very funny. Yes, it's fun The best Will the best

444
00:33:35.279 --> 00:33:39.440
Will Farrell SNL sketch ever is the
he's just singing It's the most wonderful time

445
00:33:39.480 --> 00:33:45.519
of the year on that spinning platform
and then eventually he just starts slowly projectile

446
00:33:45.599 --> 00:33:47.880
vomiting because he's on a spinning platform
while he has to finish singing the song

447
00:33:49.279 --> 00:33:52.240
that is Evergreen. Any SNL sket
from back in the day when they would

448
00:33:52.279 --> 00:33:55.680
have the hose attached to their their
sleeve and just the cartoon vomit like that

449
00:33:55.720 --> 00:34:00.440
pops was good. Yeah. But
the thing about that and like a dummy,

450
00:34:00.640 --> 00:34:04.039
you know, like when like a
dummy gets like thrown from a window,

451
00:34:04.160 --> 00:34:06.839
is it doesn't matter how fake it
looks. That's like a part of

452
00:34:06.880 --> 00:34:10.880
the gage, And it adds to
how funny it is because it's so stupid.

453
00:34:12.519 --> 00:34:19.880
I love the the puke tube and
throwing a really crapy looking dummy.

454
00:34:20.559 --> 00:34:22.079
A blood spurred if a hand or
a head gets cut off, a good

455
00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:24.320
blood spur, it's very good.
Oh yeah, and it's just like us.

456
00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:28.639
It's like it doesn't it doesn't really
look like anything. It's just like

457
00:34:28.800 --> 00:34:35.039
one tube of blood coming out yeah, puke tube is reminding me of Nathan

458
00:34:35.079 --> 00:34:43.199
Fielder's chili dispensing apparatus. Yes,
yes, it's horrendous. I hate the

459
00:34:43.199 --> 00:34:45.440
ore when he's like, what is
he doing? He's filling up his glass

460
00:34:45.480 --> 00:34:49.480
of whiskey with a tube that's like
actually just like sugar water so he doesn't

461
00:34:49.480 --> 00:34:52.840
get drunk. When he's trying to
lure people over the antique shop. Oh

462
00:34:52.960 --> 00:34:54.519
right, because he's trying to get
him drunk and wear a sumo suit through

463
00:34:54.599 --> 00:35:01.960
the china. It's the stupidest,
the best TV. It's just pizza under

464
00:35:01.960 --> 00:35:07.119
a heat lamp at the end of
a very expensive aisle of antiques. Yes.

465
00:35:08.199 --> 00:35:13.760
Do you guys want to talk about
video games? Yeah? All right,

466
00:35:14.519 --> 00:35:17.760
Dan, really quick before we talk
about what you've been playing regularly.

467
00:35:17.800 --> 00:35:22.400
I guess might be the right phrase. We talked to Jake about Balder's Gate

468
00:35:22.440 --> 00:35:23.559
three. Actually, if you're listening
to this episode the day it goes up,

469
00:35:24.280 --> 00:35:29.320
people who pre ordered Balder's Gate or
have had the early access version,

470
00:35:29.320 --> 00:35:35.079
I believe can be playing it today. But I'm as Vinny and Jake and

471
00:35:35.079 --> 00:35:37.960
I were gushing about how excited we
are for that game. I'm curious what

472
00:35:37.000 --> 00:35:42.719
you think because I know you're not
really into capital RPG role playing games most

473
00:35:42.760 --> 00:35:45.000
of the time. No, And
I'm also not into anything that is Like,

474
00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:47.960
if I see the words dungeons and
dragons, that's just code for I'm

475
00:35:47.960 --> 00:35:51.679
going to be confused and not understand
what any of this stuff is or means.

476
00:35:51.960 --> 00:35:54.239
So I never ever gave a second
thought the Balder's Gate. You know,

477
00:35:54.280 --> 00:35:57.800
I never had the computer for it. I played the PS two co

478
00:35:57.920 --> 00:36:00.199
op action games, but like didn't
know shit about out the actual game.

479
00:36:00.239 --> 00:36:05.719
And I'm sure Jake had probably went
into like greater detail. I'm sure if

480
00:36:05.760 --> 00:36:08.159
he talked about it. I'll just
say, from my perspective, it seems

481
00:36:08.239 --> 00:36:14.039
less impenetrable than I think I assumed. I think it seems incredibly sharply made.

482
00:36:14.079 --> 00:36:15.000
I was really impressed by Like,
for a game that has a ton

483
00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:19.119
of dialogue in it, it seems
like it handles it really well. Like

484
00:36:19.159 --> 00:36:22.480
everything animates really well. The vo
and lip syncing and the facial expressions and

485
00:36:22.480 --> 00:36:24.880
everything are great. It seems like
there are so many different outcomes to damn

486
00:36:24.920 --> 00:36:29.920
near any conversation you have in that
game. It's I've said for a long

487
00:36:29.960 --> 00:36:31.519
time that I don't think video game
writing is good when it tries to do

488
00:36:31.599 --> 00:36:35.079
comedy. I just think as an
industry, like for some reason, we

489
00:36:35.119 --> 00:36:38.239
suck at it. But this was
actually funny. There were like numerous things

490
00:36:38.360 --> 00:36:40.679
during my time with it in the
presentation where it's like, oh, Okay,

491
00:36:40.920 --> 00:36:44.079
this game gets what it's doing and
it's like super funny. And the

492
00:36:44.639 --> 00:36:46.679
amount of customization. I know they
like trumpeted up the amount of endings and

493
00:36:46.679 --> 00:36:50.280
all that stuff, but it just
seems like there's a million different ways to

494
00:36:50.280 --> 00:36:52.800
play the co op element. I
haven't played at all. I would love

495
00:36:52.840 --> 00:36:55.960
to check that out. Like it's
I came away very impressed by what I

496
00:36:57.000 --> 00:37:00.519
saw and like it went from not
at all on my radar to being like

497
00:37:00.719 --> 00:37:04.599
okay, I would need some time, you know, to really sink into

498
00:37:04.639 --> 00:37:06.519
it. It's not something that I
feel like I could just dabble in from

499
00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:08.159
time to time, but buying a
chunk where I didn't really have anything to

500
00:37:08.239 --> 00:37:12.119
play and I wanted to really dive
in, Like I could see myself playing

501
00:37:12.159 --> 00:37:15.400
that this year, which is August. I mean, they were that was

502
00:37:15.440 --> 00:37:17.679
a really I think that was a
good move on their part to get away

503
00:37:17.719 --> 00:37:21.800
from Starfield more. I mean,
PS five versions launching on the same day

504
00:37:21.800 --> 00:37:30.039
as Starfield now unless you pre ordered
Starfield. But the co op seems super

505
00:37:30.079 --> 00:37:35.400
fun because as opposed to like Original
Sin Too. Even the co op is

506
00:37:35.440 --> 00:37:38.079
great and Original Sin Too. I
loved it. However, at the end

507
00:37:38.119 --> 00:37:43.320
of the day, it still did
sometimes feel like three or four people playing

508
00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:46.760
their own campaigns and then kind of
convening between them to move forward. That

509
00:37:46.920 --> 00:37:50.519
it wasn't always the case, but
Bad's Gate three looks like, based on

510
00:37:50.559 --> 00:37:52.800
some co op I've seen and tried
out, you can actually be fucking with

511
00:37:52.840 --> 00:37:58.360
other people's quests and it actually feels
like a cooperative campaign. Looking forward to

512
00:37:58.360 --> 00:38:01.440
that but nice. Also, your
party's not locked after the first act,

513
00:38:01.480 --> 00:38:06.679
so it's more keep describing it to
people as like, I think it'll be

514
00:38:06.719 --> 00:38:13.400
great for BioWare fans who have felt
short changed for like fifteenish years. Now

515
00:38:14.000 --> 00:38:15.960
you're just like gathering this party of
companions, getting to know them. You

516
00:38:15.960 --> 00:38:22.480
can romance some like, you know. Even the animations in these dialogue cut

517
00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:25.159
scenes remind me of like Mass Effect
two and three, the way they animated

518
00:38:25.199 --> 00:38:29.239
everything speak of that what is like
I know this isn't really my genre,

519
00:38:29.360 --> 00:38:34.440
but like was Mass Effect to the
last, like pretty universally loved BioWare game,

520
00:38:35.000 --> 00:38:37.280
Like, what have they made since
then? Mass Efect three? They

521
00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:42.960
made a dragon Age Inquisition and sty
mass Effect. Oh Anthem sucked. Andromeda,

522
00:38:43.280 --> 00:38:46.920
Yeah, I mean Andromeda, mass
Effect three and Inquisition all have their

523
00:38:46.960 --> 00:38:53.280
fans. But the last, like
the last like universally loved BioWare game,

524
00:38:53.320 --> 00:38:58.639
I would say, is probably mass
Effect two. Yeah, which was twenty

525
00:38:58.760 --> 00:39:02.239
ten, thirteen years all right,
yeah, and you know like who you

526
00:39:02.280 --> 00:39:07.840
know they have? Yeah mass Effect? Well yeah, Larry and is coming

527
00:39:07.960 --> 00:39:13.480
to take that, hopefully take that
crown for a bit, because we don't

528
00:39:13.480 --> 00:39:17.239
know where is going on with mass
Effect four or dragon Age four. Have

529
00:39:17.320 --> 00:39:22.239
they announced a new mass Effect?
Those are both in the works. Well,

530
00:39:22.320 --> 00:39:24.320
dragon Age is definitely in the works, and I think mass Effect four

531
00:39:24.400 --> 00:39:27.639
is assumed in many ways. I
got to catch up on some news there,

532
00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:29.599
but it didn't a lot of people
like a lot of people. There's

533
00:39:29.679 --> 00:39:31.440
turnover at by Way, right,
like a lot of the like original like

534
00:39:31.719 --> 00:39:35.480
that team has gone, right they
were struggling for a bit, Yeah,

535
00:39:35.559 --> 00:39:37.760
I mean no, yeah, the
original team has been gone for a while,

536
00:39:37.840 --> 00:39:42.920
but even lately, like Anthem felt
like it kind of and I enjoyed

537
00:39:42.960 --> 00:39:47.960
Anthem on a mechanical level, but
yeah, they that definitely was a dark

538
00:39:49.000 --> 00:39:52.360
spot on their resume. And I
feel like there's just been a lot of

539
00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:53.880
like, you know, Massfect three
I thought was pretty good, but I

540
00:39:53.920 --> 00:39:57.519
know, yeah, I like it, certainly not universally loved. And then

541
00:39:57.559 --> 00:40:00.920
the things past that, specifically Anthem
and and Raw to seem to be just

542
00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:07.119
like pretty universally panned. Right.
Uh, yeah, there are defenders for

543
00:40:07.800 --> 00:40:12.760
um Andromeda and they've updated apparently,
but yeah, it wasn't. I really

544
00:40:12.800 --> 00:40:15.840
disliked it. I thought it was
boring. Um, well cool. What

545
00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:23.280
else you've been playing besides that?
Pickman four? Have you either played this

546
00:40:23.840 --> 00:40:27.360
now? Oh my god, I
know that. I know that I just

547
00:40:27.440 --> 00:40:30.480
did it. Though I feel like
we, I think, just video game

548
00:40:30.519 --> 00:40:34.039
fans and the press in general,
I think we've just been kind of sleeping

549
00:40:34.039 --> 00:40:38.039
on how goddamn good Pickman is was
on the WIU, like the last three

550
00:40:38.159 --> 00:40:40.559
was on the WIU. Correct,
So like, now that more people are

551
00:40:40.559 --> 00:40:45.320
playing this, it's like kids like
it. It's like a kids thing.

552
00:40:45.760 --> 00:40:49.119
Well, it's like, what was
it? What was the game was that

553
00:40:49.239 --> 00:40:52.079
last year? Tiny Kin when I
was tiny can people are like, basically

554
00:40:52.280 --> 00:40:54.960
this is basically Pickman. Yes,
I just never played a Pickman because I

555
00:40:55.000 --> 00:40:59.159
didn't play the one on was the
first one on GameCube. First two were

556
00:40:59.199 --> 00:41:01.760
on GameCube. They've both had we
updates with new play control and then we

557
00:41:02.199 --> 00:41:05.920
drawn we You, and then they
put out Deluxe on and now they're all

558
00:41:05.960 --> 00:41:10.480
on Switch. But I didn't realize
how much of it was like I played

559
00:41:10.559 --> 00:41:14.679
Overlord, but I have not played
a Pickman game kind of like commanding that

560
00:41:14.719 --> 00:41:19.440
little army of Lemmings but for puzzles
and some light real time strategy elements,

561
00:41:19.480 --> 00:41:22.679
but also just a lot of just
like kind of zen collecting from what people

562
00:41:22.719 --> 00:41:25.119
have told me. Yeah, there's
not a lot of pressure at all.

563
00:41:25.159 --> 00:41:28.119
I know once in the past have
had a thing where it's like, oh,

564
00:41:28.119 --> 00:41:30.800
you've got like thirty days of you
know before that they need to take

565
00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:34.920
off of this plan and otherwise you
just fail. This one is not that

566
00:41:34.960 --> 00:41:37.480
way. There is still like a
day night cycle type thing, and you

567
00:41:37.519 --> 00:41:39.039
need to get your pickmen to the
ship before it takes off at the end

568
00:41:39.039 --> 00:41:42.559
of the day or you lose them. But you just have to accept that

569
00:41:42.599 --> 00:41:44.920
you're gonna lose pickmen, like it
sucks, and the way they animated and

570
00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:47.039
the sounds and everything make it as
horrifying as possible. What are the sounds?

571
00:41:47.800 --> 00:41:51.519
Well, for instance, like today
I was taking off and I had

572
00:41:51.559 --> 00:41:54.719
like I had a party of sixty
Pickman and you know, when the sun's

573
00:41:54.760 --> 00:41:57.719
going down, you're trying to gather
them all to get back to the ship

574
00:41:57.760 --> 00:42:00.119
because otherwise if they're left behind,
it's not good. So I had fifty

575
00:42:00.199 --> 00:42:02.199
nine of them and I wasn't able
to get the last one in time.

576
00:42:02.239 --> 00:42:06.880
So there's this like animation of me
and all the Pickman I saved getting into

577
00:42:06.920 --> 00:42:09.119
the Onion, the spaceship and taking
off, and it's this top down view

578
00:42:09.239 --> 00:42:12.760
and then you see the one little
guy that you left behind and right now

579
00:42:12.960 --> 00:42:15.599
like like waving at the ship like
like a kid who missed the bus.

580
00:42:15.760 --> 00:42:20.639
And then a giant like crab,
like three crabs came in and the big

581
00:42:20.639 --> 00:42:22.440
one just took it within the pincers
and just ate him. And then his

582
00:42:22.559 --> 00:42:27.880
little Pickman's spirit, his little baby
Pickman Sir, just comes out. It's

583
00:42:27.920 --> 00:42:34.960
the most fucking heartbreaking and terrifying sh
shows his soul leave his body. Every

584
00:42:35.039 --> 00:42:37.320
time a Pickman dies, you see
the soul leave the body. It's not

585
00:42:37.360 --> 00:42:39.599
just in this one. That has
been a long time thing in the series,

586
00:42:39.719 --> 00:42:44.639
and it's heartbreaking every fucking time.
I have watched thousands, if not

587
00:42:44.760 --> 00:42:50.559
tens of thousands of Pickman's souls leave
their bodies as they perished. It looks

588
00:42:50.599 --> 00:42:52.599
like the outline of a Pickman,
but it's just kind of like ghostly,

589
00:42:52.760 --> 00:42:55.199
and it's like hollow eyes and it
just floats away its heaven towards Pickman heaven.

590
00:42:55.360 --> 00:43:00.119
It's white. Yeah, that's not
his soul. Oh my my goodness.

591
00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:04.679
This does not sound like a game
for kids as they die. That's

592
00:43:04.679 --> 00:43:09.800
also stressful, Like the idea of
leaving them behind alone is like already sad

593
00:43:09.840 --> 00:43:14.599
and distressful, right, But you
might be like, you know, maybe

594
00:43:14.599 --> 00:43:19.840
he had a good life, maybe
he learned, you know, good lessons

595
00:43:19.960 --> 00:43:23.280
down there and was happy. But
in the same shot showing a kid eating

596
00:43:24.159 --> 00:43:28.800
as a friends and yeah, yeah, take off, it's fucking terrible.

597
00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:31.639
Uh. You mentioned for kids,
which reminds me some more Paul Rakert wisdom.

598
00:43:31.679 --> 00:43:36.199
My head was he was telling me
that they still make the weed,

599
00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:37.800
and I was like, no,
Dad, they don't. They don't make

600
00:43:37.800 --> 00:43:39.440
the wee anymore. And he was, well, sure they do. I

601
00:43:39.440 --> 00:43:42.719
mean it was a huge success.
Of course they don't keep making them.

602
00:43:42.760 --> 00:43:45.000
And I was like, I'm telling
me, Dad, they don't, and

603
00:43:45.039 --> 00:43:47.519
he goes, Dan, listen,
not everyone lives in your little bubble where

604
00:43:47.519 --> 00:43:51.159
you have to have the fancy,
knewest you know, super switch and spend

605
00:43:51.159 --> 00:43:54.559
five hundred dollars. Some normal people
just want to spend less money and still

606
00:43:54.599 --> 00:43:58.239
play some video games. And so
that's why they're still making the Week And

607
00:43:58.280 --> 00:44:00.880
I was like, well, they
haven't made one since like twenty thirteen,

608
00:44:00.920 --> 00:44:02.400
but I guess you would know more
than me. And then I asked him

609
00:44:02.400 --> 00:44:06.639
to get about it last night and
uh he said, like he's I handed

610
00:44:06.639 --> 00:44:09.400
them a Switch controller and he was
like, see, like this can't be

611
00:44:09.679 --> 00:44:13.400
like kids don't play the switch And
I was like, what are you talking

612
00:44:13.440 --> 00:44:15.519
about? This which is like super
popular with like all ages, Like no,

613
00:44:15.760 --> 00:44:19.039
like kids would this would be way
too confusing for a kid. These

614
00:44:19.039 --> 00:44:22.840
controllers. It's got points on it. This controller's got points and it's for

615
00:44:22.840 --> 00:44:25.159
a little kid hands like they they're
using the Wiimote and it's like, oh,

616
00:44:25.199 --> 00:44:29.039
okay, so he's a kid that
playing with iPads when they're like a

617
00:44:29.119 --> 00:44:30.920
year old. Now, yeah,
yeah, he understand how this stuff works.

618
00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:36.199
He thought the switch controller was too
confusing and pointy and uh and that

619
00:44:36.239 --> 00:44:42.199
they're just playing the weed So apparently
I didn't know it's projecting because he can't

620
00:44:42.599 --> 00:44:49.400
understand the controller. Yes, and
for most older people, the Wei remote

621
00:44:49.880 --> 00:44:52.679
was like I get it. It's
like an extension in my hand, and

622
00:44:52.719 --> 00:44:57.199
when I flick it up, it's
like bowling. I get that, like

623
00:44:57.320 --> 00:45:01.800
everybody's parents could like comprehend bowling.
And now that we're going back to like

624
00:45:02.400 --> 00:45:07.719
games where you have to understand X, Y, B and A, parents

625
00:45:07.719 --> 00:45:09.920
are reverting back to like, oh
I ain't learning that ship, like let

626
00:45:09.960 --> 00:45:13.960
me know if you want a fake
bowl again. The fuck up thing is

627
00:45:13.960 --> 00:45:16.000
that he plays super megab Baseball.
Well, he plays super Mega Baseball two,

628
00:45:16.079 --> 00:45:19.559
even though I bought him three and
four, but he won't ever play

629
00:45:19.639 --> 00:45:22.119
those because he four is awesome.
He thinks it's kind of like he has

630
00:45:22.119 --> 00:45:24.119
to switch a cartridge out or a
chip as he calls it, but he

631
00:45:24.119 --> 00:45:29.079
doesn't. It's downloaded anyway. But
he plays plays whist switch controllers, so

632
00:45:29.119 --> 00:45:31.440
he understands that he's played Breath the
Wild for like two hundred hours. But

633
00:45:31.519 --> 00:45:34.480
he's just like, oh, kids
couldn't figure this out, and the kids

634
00:45:34.519 --> 00:45:37.079
don't play the switch. Okay,
Anyway, every once in a while,

635
00:45:38.119 --> 00:45:40.239
because I have my Steam up and
you know, like it lets you know

636
00:45:40.239 --> 00:45:45.960
what your friends are playing. Almost
every day when I'm working, I will

637
00:45:45.000 --> 00:45:50.519
get a little notification that my dad
is paying is playing Peglin, which is

638
00:45:50.519 --> 00:45:53.039
a game I bought him like four, like three years ago. He fucking

639
00:45:53.079 --> 00:45:57.400
loves that game. And I don't
know why. Yeah, I don't know

640
00:45:57.440 --> 00:46:00.440
why he likes so much, but
it makes me really happy because like I

641
00:46:00.480 --> 00:46:02.559
was the one who gave him that
game. And every day and it's almost

642
00:46:02.559 --> 00:46:06.480
like always around like ten am,
I'm like working and I'm probably gonna start

643
00:46:06.480 --> 00:46:07.559
a meeting and I'll get a little
notification. I'm like, oh, my

644
00:46:07.639 --> 00:46:13.719
dad's at his job too, because
he's retired. He's just like playing oh

645
00:46:13.800 --> 00:46:16.440
yeah full time now. But here's
my question, what is both of your

646
00:46:16.519 --> 00:46:22.559
peglan What is your weird specific game
that like, obviously we're not going to

647
00:46:22.599 --> 00:46:24.320
be embarrassed to be playing a specific
game over and over, but like,

648
00:46:24.360 --> 00:46:29.360
what is the that weirdly specific game
you keep going back to? I mean,

649
00:46:29.360 --> 00:46:31.920
we know about Mike Tyson. But
that's like, that's such an obscure

650
00:46:32.440 --> 00:46:36.960
Yeah, and this is not obscure
by any means, but like any any

651
00:46:37.000 --> 00:46:38.480
time of day, I could pick
up Twist Metal too and play a campaign

652
00:46:38.480 --> 00:46:42.239
and have a blast. You know, I love it. That's not obscure,

653
00:46:42.360 --> 00:46:45.519
but it's you know now, Yeah, mine's mind's more recent. They

654
00:46:45.519 --> 00:46:52.679
are Billions the Zombie. That's like
the most calming zen just everything I loved

655
00:46:52.719 --> 00:46:57.519
about every RTS, like turtling and
being defensive. That's they've made that game

656
00:46:57.559 --> 00:46:59.679
for me. So I go back
to it all the time. I've never

657
00:46:59.719 --> 00:47:01.840
I have not uninstalled it on his
PC since I put it on there in

658
00:47:01.880 --> 00:47:07.760
like twenty nineteen. This is also
not obscure. But I still go back

659
00:47:07.800 --> 00:47:13.760
to Rocket League. It is a
comfort game. Yeah yeah, uh,

660
00:47:14.079 --> 00:47:16.960
And I will reinstall it because it's
been like, you know, six months

661
00:47:17.000 --> 00:47:20.880
to a year, and they'll be
like, I want to play it.

662
00:47:21.920 --> 00:47:24.000
I can. I have I told
you about you talk about Dylan on Giant

663
00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:29.039
Bomb right back of ours kid?
Oh yeah's a punk? Yeah yeah,

664
00:47:29.119 --> 00:47:31.559
he well no, I like he
cracks me up. But they this was

665
00:47:31.840 --> 00:47:35.800
months ago and they stopped by here
and came over to hang out, and

666
00:47:35.840 --> 00:47:37.760
then we went out to dinner.
We were just like they had not been

667
00:47:37.840 --> 00:47:42.760
here three minutes, and we were
talking in the kitchen and Dylan was sitting

668
00:47:42.760 --> 00:47:45.280
at the Brex bar and just interrupted. I forget who it was, just

669
00:47:45.320 --> 00:47:49.159
saying, I'm this is boring.
Yeah, And then so we had to

670
00:47:49.159 --> 00:47:52.159
come back here and I had to
install Rocket League for him to keep him

671
00:47:52.239 --> 00:47:54.159
entertained while we went back to the
kitchen to hang out and talk. That's

672
00:47:54.159 --> 00:47:59.039
what Mary reinstalling Rocket League remind me. I was Dylan demanding that I installed

673
00:47:59.079 --> 00:48:01.039
Rocket League because he was this boring? Yeah, yeah, I was.

674
00:48:01.119 --> 00:48:05.880
I was at Backlar's place a month
or two ago with Grub and we're sitting

675
00:48:05.880 --> 00:48:08.440
on the couch while Dylan plays roadblocks
and he starts face timing with the kid

676
00:48:08.480 --> 00:48:13.440
he's playing roadblocks with, and the
kids like, who are the who's behind

677
00:48:13.440 --> 00:48:15.559
you? It's like, oh,
it's my dad and it's two friends.

678
00:48:15.599 --> 00:48:23.800
It's just like so it's like three
bad YouTubers. But no not but kids.

679
00:48:24.559 --> 00:48:29.920
Kids really know how to cut.
Yeah, but they know the thing

680
00:48:30.320 --> 00:48:35.039
about you that will just rip you
to shreds m yeah, and they'll just

681
00:48:35.079 --> 00:48:37.880
say it. They'll just say it
to your face. Yeah yeah, uh

682
00:48:38.119 --> 00:48:40.199
yeah, like you said like comfort
games and stuff like that. Like I

683
00:48:40.320 --> 00:48:44.920
thought that phrase like comfort food a
lot with Pickman four because it is not

684
00:48:45.239 --> 00:48:47.280
high stress, it is not high
stakes or anything. They've added a ton

685
00:48:47.320 --> 00:48:51.000
of quality of life improvements. There's
just so much stuff where it's like,

686
00:48:51.079 --> 00:48:53.320
oh, I bought this upgrade to
where it now like any idole Pickman will

687
00:48:53.320 --> 00:48:57.320
come right to me and you get
this dog och that you can like order

688
00:48:57.360 --> 00:48:59.960
him around and he'll like scoop up
all the straight Pickmen from around there,

689
00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:02.400
or he can go go do one
thing while you're doing something else. It's

690
00:49:02.400 --> 00:49:06.159
not as much of you remember Pickman
three had this kind of division of like

691
00:49:06.360 --> 00:49:09.039
you're controlling several different characters at once. This is like you are you and

692
00:49:09.079 --> 00:49:12.119
you can switch to the dog.
But it's just kind of those two.

693
00:49:12.960 --> 00:49:15.440
But there is there's a new mode
that I love called Dan Dorri Battles and

694
00:49:15.559 --> 00:49:19.960
it's like a two player split screen
thing. I've not played locally yet.

695
00:49:20.119 --> 00:49:22.920
Kaylage's bought it, so we're gonna
do something against each other. But it's

696
00:49:22.960 --> 00:49:25.760
like a real time strategy light where
you both start with like you know,

697
00:49:25.760 --> 00:49:30.079
a certain amount of red Pickman and
you're on the same physical like battlefield with

698
00:49:30.239 --> 00:49:34.920
there's enemies, there's pellets, there's
like treasures, and it kind of cycles

699
00:49:34.920 --> 00:49:37.280
between high value treasures like lemons are
worth times two points or you know,

700
00:49:37.320 --> 00:49:42.400
pumpkins are worth this, and so
you are scrambling to like get more stuff

701
00:49:42.400 --> 00:49:45.679
than your opponent and bring it back
to your onion. And it's just this

702
00:49:45.800 --> 00:49:49.159
really fun push and pull, like
literally like you'll see the opponent's dog and

703
00:49:49.199 --> 00:49:52.639
a bunch of pickmen pulling like a
big ass, you know, strawberry towards

704
00:49:52.639 --> 00:49:54.559
their onion, and you'll just fuck
you. You've got four pickmen and dog.

705
00:49:54.559 --> 00:49:57.960
I'm gonna do twenty pickmen and a
dog, And you see them doing

706
00:49:57.960 --> 00:50:00.119
like tug of war until it breaks
and you can I get bombs and delivered

707
00:50:00.159 --> 00:50:04.400
to the other person's onion. There's
Mario Kart style like power ups. It's

708
00:50:04.400 --> 00:50:07.920
a super super cool mode even against
like the CPU during the story. Um

709
00:50:07.960 --> 00:50:12.039
so I'm one hundred percent in this
game. Like I've always liked Pickman,

710
00:50:12.119 --> 00:50:15.159
but I've played them through when they
came out, never played them again,

711
00:50:15.320 --> 00:50:19.639
never really thought or remembered much about
them other than a general sense of enjoyment

712
00:50:20.159 --> 00:50:22.440
this one. I'm like, I
am fucking one hundred percent of this game.

713
00:50:22.599 --> 00:50:25.320
There's like the normal daytime stuff,
there's these new kind of cave sections,

714
00:50:25.679 --> 00:50:30.320
there's a there's this night time stuff
you can do with these different type

715
00:50:30.320 --> 00:50:34.039
of like glow Pickman. It is. It is the best Pickman, I

716
00:50:34.079 --> 00:50:36.679
think, and if you have not
played one, I think this is like

717
00:50:36.679 --> 00:50:39.599
an ideal jumping on point. I
check it out. I need I'd like

718
00:50:39.599 --> 00:50:44.440
like a among some other things I'm
playing, I'd like a more mindless,

719
00:50:45.519 --> 00:50:49.960
more mindless games, not not mindless, Yeah, when it's more more like

720
00:50:50.440 --> 00:50:53.400
fluid than a lot of like the
dense strategy stuff I've been playing. It's

721
00:50:53.400 --> 00:50:55.480
an easy one to pick up and
be like, I'm going to do one

722
00:50:55.559 --> 00:51:00.320
day on the surface and then I'm
gonna call it like or you can sit

723
00:51:00.360 --> 00:51:02.079
down. I've played it five six
hours at a time before, or I

724
00:51:02.119 --> 00:51:05.440
picked them and like, I'm gonna
spend twenty minutes and just do like one

725
00:51:05.480 --> 00:51:07.199
day and get a couple of treasures
and then put it down. It's it's

726
00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:10.440
great for both of us. Cool. Can I check it out? It's

727
00:51:10.519 --> 00:51:14.719
high high on my top games of
the year, right now amazing. Nice

728
00:51:15.000 --> 00:51:16.719
mine, Uh, there's mine.
I'm not going to spoil what my current

729
00:51:16.800 --> 00:51:21.480
is, but oh man, I
can't. I guess by the time people

730
00:51:21.519 --> 00:51:24.440
are listening to this, I've been
playing ballders Gate three. I've got some

731
00:51:24.480 --> 00:51:30.000
contendees for Goadie already for sure.
I don't know if we want to get

732
00:51:30.039 --> 00:51:37.119
into that yet. Save it for
December. We're gonna flight soon. We

733
00:51:37.199 --> 00:51:39.599
gotta get some logistics together on that. That's pretty wild. I actually need

734
00:51:40.639 --> 00:51:45.079
stressed about it because you know how, like Dan, when you do it,

735
00:51:45.199 --> 00:51:49.360
you have like different camera angles and
stuff like. I don't know if

736
00:51:49.400 --> 00:51:52.639
I'm going to be able to like
swing that much coolness. I think you

737
00:51:52.639 --> 00:51:55.000
guys are just going to be shoved
into this closet with me. I mean,

738
00:51:55.320 --> 00:52:00.400
we can do whatever setup you got
or different different camera in the fire

739
00:52:00.480 --> 00:52:02.599
escape, or I'll be in a
new house in a new city if you

740
00:52:02.599 --> 00:52:06.360
guys want to come there. So
it's I'm game for that if you guys

741
00:52:06.360 --> 00:52:08.679
want to do that, but Portland
doesn't. One of the main reasons I

742
00:52:08.719 --> 00:52:15.360
want you to come to Portland is
specifically so that I can get tickets to

743
00:52:15.719 --> 00:52:22.719
die Hard the Musical. Every year
they do it, and every year,

744
00:52:22.920 --> 00:52:27.920
I really every time I see it, I always think Mike would love this.

745
00:52:28.360 --> 00:52:30.719
It's really good, and you text
me during every year the show.

746
00:52:30.960 --> 00:52:35.360
Every year it's really good. And
I've seen the same show like three times

747
00:52:35.360 --> 00:52:37.480
now. It's amazing. Anyway,
if if I can swing it, I

748
00:52:37.559 --> 00:52:42.519
specifically want you to come, just
that I can get those musical ticket and

749
00:52:42.559 --> 00:52:45.000
do that. I want to do
a makemdimons. Wait, I've I'm looking

750
00:52:45.000 --> 00:52:47.840
forward to Portland if we make it
happen, I want to be putting in

751
00:52:47.840 --> 00:52:57.599
a padded room and the doctors feed
me mushrooms. Oh yeah, wait yeah,

752
00:52:57.920 --> 00:53:00.159
oh yeah you did tell us that, didn't you. Yeah, that's

753
00:53:00.400 --> 00:53:04.079
my legitimate plan. When have you
been to Portland? No, I'm gonna

754
00:53:04.079 --> 00:53:09.679
go there and do dude, petwan
Is whack both of you. Cartland's fine.

755
00:53:09.679 --> 00:53:15.039
I've been once for four nights with
Jake. We're shooting a video at

756
00:53:15.039 --> 00:53:19.199
the time with the Developer that you
come from vacation and that's how we get

757
00:53:19.280 --> 00:53:22.280
you. You come from vacation,
You're like this place rules, and then

758
00:53:22.320 --> 00:53:27.920
you know bike city. Yes,
it's a heavy all they talk about biking,

759
00:53:28.440 --> 00:53:34.599
biking, we're really annoying. It's
micro brewery, biking spoops, but

760
00:53:35.400 --> 00:53:38.800
were actually very known for our strip
clubs. Like we have so many strip

761
00:53:38.800 --> 00:53:44.000
clubs per where what are the address? Blow? Oh god, so I

762
00:53:44.079 --> 00:53:46.159
know not to go. Where are
they? And they're all really good and

763
00:53:46.199 --> 00:53:51.039
the girls are like super tattooed and
if they don't like you, they just

764
00:53:51.119 --> 00:53:55.679
yell at you. It's great.
Super tattooed strippers is like covered in tattoos

765
00:53:55.679 --> 00:53:59.360
from head to toe and they and
they and they just kind of don't take

766
00:53:59.400 --> 00:54:00.519
ship from it anyone. I think. I think it's really cool. Like

767
00:54:00.519 --> 00:54:04.719
if a guy is annoying, they'll
just grab them and be like I don't

768
00:54:04.760 --> 00:54:06.840
like you, and I'm like your
face and I don't like your money,

769
00:54:06.840 --> 00:54:16.840
get out, and everyone will be
like, she's aku partland life, Mala.

770
00:54:19.840 --> 00:54:22.199
So when I went on my trip, I had a very difficult decision

771
00:54:22.239 --> 00:54:30.440
to make because I was still playing
Dave the Diver and I'm also playing Zelda.

772
00:54:30.599 --> 00:54:35.159
But those are different consoles for me, and I didn't want to bring

773
00:54:35.519 --> 00:54:40.119
my switch and my Steam deck.
That just felt like a lot to run

774
00:54:40.159 --> 00:54:45.880
around with. I ended up bringing
my switch and played Zelda throughout the whole

775
00:54:45.880 --> 00:54:51.199
trip. I probably put in a
good uh, twenty five maybe even thirty

776
00:54:51.199 --> 00:54:55.239
hours during the trip, because obviously
I played it on both flights I flew,

777
00:54:55.800 --> 00:55:00.719
when I was flying to Italy and
when I flew home, all of

778
00:55:00.760 --> 00:55:02.519
those I was I was playing it. So I put a lot of hours

779
00:55:02.559 --> 00:55:08.039
into Zelda over the trip. I
haven't beat it, but I could.

780
00:55:08.400 --> 00:55:14.679
I am choosing to like dick around
at this point. It's I mean,

781
00:55:14.719 --> 00:55:16.960
there's just like really probably nothing else
for me to say. I think it's

782
00:55:17.119 --> 00:55:21.800
so good, and I was like
loving it. When I got home,

783
00:55:22.480 --> 00:55:27.400
I immediately was like, I've had
enough Zelda, and I picked up my

784
00:55:27.480 --> 00:55:30.880
steam Deck and put way more hours
into Dave of the Diver. So I've

785
00:55:30.880 --> 00:55:35.000
been playing both of those right now. I know this feeling of like wanting

786
00:55:35.039 --> 00:55:38.360
because they're both such good airplane consoles. But even in the case the travel

787
00:55:38.400 --> 00:55:40.800
case, like the steam Deck is
kind of a beefy boater. You know,

788
00:55:42.000 --> 00:55:44.159
it'll take you up a lot of
a carry on it like you slide

789
00:55:44.159 --> 00:55:46.079
in a switch and some headphones and
stuff in there, and suddenly you're you're

790
00:55:46.119 --> 00:55:50.440
full. That was a part of
the decision. It was a very difficult

791
00:55:50.440 --> 00:55:53.280
decision because I was also thinking,
so I was early stages into Dave of

792
00:55:53.320 --> 00:55:57.519
the Diver. I think I'd probably
put four or five hours in a day

793
00:55:57.519 --> 00:55:59.920
of the Diver at the time of
this, and so I was like,

794
00:56:00.039 --> 00:56:04.039
I could easily put like a lot
of time into more time into day.

795
00:56:04.079 --> 00:56:06.440
I was more interested in playing Dave
of the Diver. But here was my

796
00:56:06.559 --> 00:56:10.960
like worry, if Dave the Diver, which is an indie game, is

797
00:56:12.039 --> 00:56:17.199
like twenty hours long and I beat
it, all had to download a new

798
00:56:17.280 --> 00:56:21.679
game on the Steam Deck, I
won't know if it'll be good, and

799
00:56:21.760 --> 00:56:27.719
I'll be frustrated. And what ended
up like my decision was decided when I

800
00:56:27.800 --> 00:56:31.880
was like, I could easily put
forty five more hours into Zelda. Sure,

801
00:56:32.039 --> 00:56:36.800
I probably could put one hundred hours
into Zelda. So I knew that

802
00:56:36.880 --> 00:56:40.719
if I brought my switch, I
would be satisfied for the whole trip and

803
00:56:40.880 --> 00:56:45.199
never question it or worry about having
to download another game. And that's why

804
00:56:45.239 --> 00:56:47.480
I that's why I ended up going
with the switch. But as soon as

805
00:56:47.519 --> 00:56:51.480
I got home, I picked up
that Day of the Diver and I fucking

806
00:56:51.920 --> 00:56:54.599
played the shit out of that game. That's on my shortlist. I started

807
00:56:54.599 --> 00:56:58.199
it one night, but I played
like thirty minutes and I was super tired.

808
00:56:58.199 --> 00:57:00.960
So like I understand the loop of
the like Okay, you're you're fishing,

809
00:57:01.280 --> 00:57:04.960
you're at the sushi restaurant. But
like I definitely am not played enough

810
00:57:04.960 --> 00:57:07.599
to like get a sense of like
it's a rogue light, right is it?

811
00:57:07.719 --> 00:57:13.199
Or is it some management sim?
It's a management sim, but it

812
00:57:13.280 --> 00:57:16.599
is a rogue So I don't think
it's a rogue light because it's more like

813
00:57:16.679 --> 00:57:22.679
Stardo Valley, like if you die
resets, Yeah, you don't lose everything.

814
00:57:22.000 --> 00:57:25.199
You just lose the fish that you
went down there that day, you

815
00:57:25.239 --> 00:57:28.519
know how like when you go to
the mines and start do and it's like

816
00:57:28.519 --> 00:57:31.000
if you get if you get too
hurt, then you lose that. But

817
00:57:31.079 --> 00:57:35.519
it's not like you lose your house. They don't like repo your horse the

818
00:57:35.519 --> 00:57:37.639
next day and you lose some items
or something, right, Yeah, So

819
00:57:37.800 --> 00:57:40.719
Dave the diver is the same.
If you get hurt or you don't get

820
00:57:40.760 --> 00:57:45.639
air in time, they find you
and you lose every item that you went

821
00:57:45.679 --> 00:57:51.639
down there for, and that does
suck because you can only um dive twice

822
00:57:51.679 --> 00:57:58.039
a day and you are going to
sell that fish that night. So if

823
00:57:58.159 --> 00:58:02.760
you get killed both trips. You
can't make money. It's a it's a

824
00:58:02.840 --> 00:58:07.840
stall, but it's not that punishing. Once you learn the rules of the

825
00:58:07.840 --> 00:58:13.960
water, you can really get away
with it. I got now that I've

826
00:58:13.960 --> 00:58:16.800
put in like fifteen hours or so. First of all, that game opens

827
00:58:16.920 --> 00:58:24.159
up. I thought it was just
like dive selfish. There's so much more

828
00:58:24.239 --> 00:58:30.760
going on. It's crazy. It's
not. This isn't a spoiler to say

829
00:58:30.760 --> 00:58:31.880
that. It's like, yeah,
it's you're diving. It's like a fishing

830
00:58:31.920 --> 00:58:37.280
simulator, kind of Arcady phishing simulator. Then you're bringing that to the sushi

831
00:58:37.320 --> 00:58:42.079
restaurant, and then it's like Overcooked
Light as a single player thing. Then

832
00:58:42.119 --> 00:58:45.119
all of a sudden you're meeting this
like anime obsessive who is making really into

833
00:58:45.159 --> 00:58:50.079
making weapons, so you're salvaging stuff
from underwater to bring to him to make

834
00:58:50.119 --> 00:58:53.039
new guns to shoot bigger fish.
And then all of a sudden you're encountering

835
00:58:53.079 --> 00:58:58.280
this like conspiracy theorist. And then
there's an underground civilization and then aliens come.

836
00:58:58.440 --> 00:59:04.079
Like it just keeps opening up,
and it just management opens up.

837
00:59:04.119 --> 00:59:07.360
Two. Yeah, not only is
there a sushi restaurant, there's also a

838
00:59:07.360 --> 00:59:12.480
fish farm and then and then a
freaking rice farm. Yeah, it's a

839
00:59:12.480 --> 00:59:15.559
lot. It's funny. I have
a feeling I will need to play a

840
00:59:15.559 --> 00:59:17.440
bunch of this before a Game of
the Year because I'm sure it's gonna come

841
00:59:17.480 --> 00:59:20.880
up based on like everyone I've talked
to you that has played it likes it

842
00:59:20.920 --> 00:59:23.119
a lot. Mary, obviously you
like it a lot. It's you were

843
00:59:23.280 --> 00:59:27.800
here, Jake, Me, Vinnie
and Jake I think talked about it.

844
00:59:27.840 --> 00:59:31.079
I'm so you've all been playing.
Yeah, it's it's everyone's been playing it,

845
00:59:31.159 --> 00:59:36.159
but I've been moving for two and
a half years. You've been seeing

846
00:59:36.199 --> 00:59:42.719
the souls leave, but I don't. I'm doing it now. I've been

847
00:59:43.840 --> 00:59:49.880
May get Mike, Let's let's just
a touch on Zelda real quick before we're

848
00:59:49.880 --> 00:59:53.079
talking. Okay, I'm not going
to spoil anything. Mary. I did

849
00:59:53.079 --> 00:59:55.280
the thing that you were talking about
where it's like I could have beaten it,

850
00:59:55.320 --> 00:59:57.840
and then I was like, no, I want to do more.

851
00:59:58.000 --> 01:00:00.320
I got way more I want to
do before. I want to see credits

852
01:00:00.320 --> 01:00:01.719
and be done with this for a
bit. Um. So I probably put

853
01:00:01.719 --> 01:00:06.599
it off for thirty hours, like
actually beating it. Um But I had

854
01:00:06.639 --> 01:00:08.239
heard this hyped up a lot it
didn't get spoiled for me, but a

855
01:00:08.239 --> 01:00:10.719
lot of people are saying, like, this is probably my favorite Zelda ending.

856
01:00:10.719 --> 01:00:14.360
This is one of the best video
game endings ever. Like it was

857
01:00:14.679 --> 01:00:17.239
built up up in a major,
major way. Who was saying that that's

858
01:00:17.280 --> 01:00:22.440
the best video game endings ever.
I've heard some game review a mutual friend

859
01:00:22.440 --> 01:00:28.599
of ours said that Mike already and
what really? Yeah? Yeah, and

860
01:00:28.679 --> 01:00:31.960
so it was. It was hyped
up quite about me and I saw it

861
01:00:32.000 --> 01:00:36.760
and I'm like, yeah, okay, that's like that is a top top

862
01:00:36.800 --> 01:00:40.639
tier video game ending, and maybe
its top three Zelda endings ever. For

863
01:00:40.719 --> 01:00:45.760
sure. It's like wind Waker,
this are you talk about like the actual

864
01:00:45.119 --> 01:00:49.679
story resolution or how I've never given
a shit about the story? It was

865
01:00:49.840 --> 01:00:55.239
Oh okay, yes, the actual
yea, yeah. It is like brand

866
01:00:55.400 --> 01:00:59.960
in a way that Zelda endings sure
think about. Like you know, Okareina

867
01:01:00.239 --> 01:01:01.800
ends and the castle's crumbling and you're
running out there and it's like a fun

868
01:01:01.840 --> 01:01:06.239
set piece thing and everything, but
this wakery stabs him the forehead. I

869
01:01:06.280 --> 01:01:08.800
don't know, that's the thing.
I popped huge for that, but it's

870
01:01:08.840 --> 01:01:12.679
this was like, what did you
say? Oh God, I forgive what

871
01:01:12.840 --> 01:01:15.880
I'm used to talking to wrestling people. Sorry, I'm sorry. I don't

872
01:01:15.880 --> 01:01:19.639
mean they're upt I mean no,
no, it's but I need reminders from

873
01:01:19.639 --> 01:01:22.960
time to time that not everyone knows
wrestling language. Yes, it sounds like

874
01:01:23.000 --> 01:01:28.000
a sexual thing. That's you heard
me right, um, But no,

875
01:01:28.039 --> 01:01:30.199
the the the actual ending thing with
a game play and everything. Yeah,

876
01:01:31.239 --> 01:01:35.960
holy shit, this is awesome.
H It is better than Breath of the

877
01:01:35.960 --> 01:01:38.599
Wild and damn near every way it
is. Just I think it's the best

878
01:01:38.599 --> 01:01:42.519
game of all time. I've said
it several times, Like I think it's

879
01:01:42.519 --> 01:01:45.000
a better game than Breath of the
Wild, but like I do still think

880
01:01:45.039 --> 01:01:49.400
Breath of Wild is way more important
and impactful. Yeah. That that's what's

881
01:01:49.440 --> 01:01:52.440
tough, because like I do believe
that this is the best game of all

882
01:01:52.480 --> 01:01:55.320
time. I don't know, like
I compare it to like my personal experience

883
01:01:55.320 --> 01:02:00.039
with Breath of the Wild, and
it's hard to like for sure, and

884
01:02:00.079 --> 01:02:02.159
Tears the Kingdom is better. But
in terms of favorite it's like Breath the

885
01:02:02.159 --> 01:02:06.800
Wild was so like it was such
a revelation, like people didn't know what

886
01:02:06.840 --> 01:02:09.199
to expect from an open world Zelda, and then it was Breadth of Wild

887
01:02:09.440 --> 01:02:15.920
and so you can't recreate that.
It's it's tough. It's like, you

888
01:02:15.920 --> 01:02:17.400
know, I ran into this when
I was reviewing games a Game Informer,

889
01:02:17.440 --> 01:02:22.599
where it's like I were to review
Super street Fighter four, which is objectively

890
01:02:22.639 --> 01:02:25.400
a better game than street Fighter four. It's everything that made street Fighter four

891
01:02:25.480 --> 01:02:29.039
good with some new characters and new
stages and more moves. It's just like

892
01:02:29.239 --> 01:02:31.360
it's an upgrade, but it's like, Okay, street Fighter four got a

893
01:02:31.440 --> 01:02:36.039
nine point five. This is a
better game, but it doesn't have that

894
01:02:36.159 --> 01:02:38.000
same impact of like, holy shit, Street Fighters back. So it's like

895
01:02:38.760 --> 01:02:42.639
people would argue all the time my
comments and ship where it's like, well

896
01:02:42.719 --> 01:02:44.960
you say this is this better and
street Fighter four, but you give it

897
01:02:45.000 --> 01:02:47.519
a nine point two five, and
it's that is just it's a hard thing

898
01:02:47.559 --> 01:02:51.960
to juggle. Is that that impact
and the surprise factor and all that stuff,

899
01:02:52.119 --> 01:02:53.840
and that very much is what's going
on with Breath the Wild. Here's

900
01:02:53.840 --> 01:02:58.039
the Kingdom, Here's the Kingdom is
better in every way, I think,

901
01:02:58.800 --> 01:03:01.800
But Breath the Wild was the first
of that kind of Zelda, So yeah,

902
01:03:01.880 --> 01:03:06.239
it's not as magical, it didn't
have Yeah that it wasn't that much

903
01:03:06.239 --> 01:03:08.519
of a surprise as much of a
surprise as a breadth of wild So no,

904
01:03:08.679 --> 01:03:12.760
yeah, I agree on all Friends. Yeah, Tears the Kingdom,

905
01:03:12.760 --> 01:03:16.679
it's a god. So much of
that happened during that review Fervor that,

906
01:03:17.639 --> 01:03:21.239
but I remember the ending being like, Okay, yeah, this is fucking

907
01:03:21.679 --> 01:03:23.920
this is sick. They go for
it and like it's it's grand in a

908
01:03:23.920 --> 01:03:28.519
way that Zelda has has usually not
gone that at the end. Yeah,

909
01:03:28.559 --> 01:03:37.320
and it's still like thematic for that
game too. Yeah, um I have

910
01:03:37.480 --> 01:03:39.039
What have I been? I've been
playing Day of the Diary. Between stuff,

911
01:03:39.599 --> 01:03:45.679
I talked about Age of Wonders four, which has been a very very

912
01:03:45.760 --> 01:03:50.920
fun. That's kind of the game
I'm playing the most now four x Grand

913
01:03:50.960 --> 01:03:58.239
Strategy from Triumph Studios when a paradox
Interactive Studios and I talked about Jake and

914
01:03:58.320 --> 01:04:01.880
Vinny. You're creating your own race
like Civilization, and then you are playing

915
01:04:01.920 --> 01:04:08.760
this kind of civilization hex based strategy
game, but you're also just kind of

916
01:04:08.800 --> 01:04:14.000
watching fun shit happen. It's kind
of like a cross between Crusader Kings three

917
01:04:14.000 --> 01:04:17.119
and Civilization where things will be going
according to plan, but then all of

918
01:04:17.159 --> 01:04:21.280
a sudden, this Empire of toad
people that hates magic like it is really

919
01:04:21.320 --> 01:04:26.280
pissed because you just like cast this
spell over this part of it's really like

920
01:04:26.360 --> 01:04:30.159
high fantasy bullshit. But I'm enjoying
it just for like the emergent stuff that's

921
01:04:30.159 --> 01:04:32.480
happening outside of that though. Yeah, David Divers, I'm going back to

922
01:04:32.599 --> 01:04:39.119
and then I'm just really fucking game
wise clearing my schedule for Balder's Gate.

923
01:04:39.239 --> 01:04:44.159
I can't wait to CRPGs or one
of those genres, the few genres I

924
01:04:44.159 --> 01:04:46.559
can still play that. I'm like, all right, I can put a

925
01:04:46.599 --> 01:04:50.920
few, like five hours into this
at a time. You just kind of

926
01:04:50.920 --> 01:04:54.119
I think you get the most out
of those games when you are really just

927
01:04:54.199 --> 01:04:58.679
like enveloping yourself in them for a
while. Mary, you play anything else?

928
01:05:00.679 --> 01:05:03.840
What else did I write down?
I've been splitting my time between Zelda

929
01:05:03.880 --> 01:05:09.280
and Dave the Diver. I think
that's where I've predominantly been right now.

930
01:05:09.400 --> 01:05:15.320
I think they're both exceptional. I
think that's it for me. Dan,

931
01:05:15.400 --> 01:05:17.599
you and I both been playing Viewfinder
as well. I forgot that I played

932
01:05:17.639 --> 01:05:21.360
Viewfinder for a couple of days.
It's not that I disliked it and put

933
01:05:21.360 --> 01:05:28.000
it down. It's just id it's
really, in my opinion, phenomenal puzzle

934
01:05:28.079 --> 01:05:30.800
game. Yes, and then it's
just something you can move on from.

935
01:05:30.840 --> 01:05:34.760
It was nice for Yeah, it's
short too. It's definitely for those that

936
01:05:34.840 --> 01:05:39.639
don't know. It's in that vein
of like Portal, Tallos Principal Witness,

937
01:05:39.639 --> 01:05:44.199
like first person puzzle game. It's
a it's it's got that. It's got

938
01:05:44.239 --> 01:05:47.639
a really cool gimmick where it's like
you're taking these pictures or you're aligning pictures

939
01:05:47.639 --> 01:05:51.559
and things like that, and the
world itself is changing based on the pictures

940
01:05:51.559 --> 01:05:55.159
and how you align them, so
you can like create bridges out of a

941
01:05:55.199 --> 01:05:57.880
polaroid that you basically place in the
environment. You're kind of building the level

942
01:05:57.920 --> 01:06:00.559
as it goes along, and it
really works. The gimmick works great.

943
01:06:00.960 --> 01:06:05.239
The thing that I really didn't like
about this this finished release is the narration

944
01:06:05.559 --> 01:06:10.159
and the like story element stuff.
I just feel like it didn't need it.

945
01:06:10.239 --> 01:06:12.719
I mean, like in Portal,
it was additive. It was a

946
01:06:12.800 --> 01:06:16.199
really good story. It was very
funny. This is everything from the acting

947
01:06:16.239 --> 01:06:20.119
to the writing to the actual content
of what they're saying. It's just really

948
01:06:20.440 --> 01:06:24.519
just kind of cheesy in a bad
way. And I feel like the game

949
01:06:24.559 --> 01:06:28.639
would be a lot more atmospheric and
better off for it if it didn't have

950
01:06:28.679 --> 01:06:31.519
that constant voice going on. Yeah
that they've talked on Steam and in trailers

951
01:06:31.519 --> 01:06:36.440
about how there is this meta layer
all a portal and glad us that that

952
01:06:36.519 --> 01:06:43.199
shit, and it honestly reminds me
of like the worst. It reminds me

953
01:06:43.239 --> 01:06:46.280
of like a poor Assassin's Creed metastory. It's like, why you don't need

954
01:06:46.320 --> 01:06:50.760
this. I'm in fucking Victorian era
London, fucking knifing dudes who are enforcing

955
01:06:50.880 --> 01:06:56.519
child labor, Like I don't want
to go back to this modern day and

956
01:06:56.559 --> 01:06:59.800
actually I'm a sucker for that modern
day storyline, but it doesn't need it,

957
01:07:00.199 --> 01:07:01.079
and viewfind it reminded me and I
was like, oh, come on,

958
01:07:01.280 --> 01:07:04.840
like just let me, let me
do this. Yeah. The puzzles

959
01:07:04.840 --> 01:07:08.320
are very good though, like I
mean, it's it's it's if you like

960
01:07:08.400 --> 01:07:10.920
those type of puzzles. I haven't
checked to see people like just turn off

961
01:07:10.920 --> 01:07:13.440
the dialogue or anything, but maybe
you can just do that and play the

962
01:07:13.440 --> 01:07:15.480
puzzles and have a good time.
But there's there's some really cool ideas there.

963
01:07:16.000 --> 01:07:18.679
Yeah, and mechanically it's fairly deep. Like once you can figure out

964
01:07:18.679 --> 01:07:21.280
some of the battery hacks when you
need batteries and you got a photo of

965
01:07:21.280 --> 01:07:24.760
a battery, yeah, or you
could take a photo of a battery and

966
01:07:24.760 --> 01:07:27.639
then bring it with you when you
do need one later on, put it

967
01:07:27.679 --> 01:07:30.559
on the floor. Yeah. Very
briefly, I'll just say I played a

968
01:07:30.559 --> 01:07:35.360
little bit of Remnant too for a
giant bomb quick. Look, it's perfectly

969
01:07:36.039 --> 01:07:39.159
competent in terms of, like if
you just want to find a game to

970
01:07:39.199 --> 01:07:41.280
talk to your friends and shoot shit
with while you're doing it, like,

971
01:07:41.719 --> 01:07:45.559
it's it's it's good for that.
Like the shooting is good. It's just

972
01:07:45.639 --> 01:07:50.239
everything about the the environments and the
story and the dialogue. It's all just

973
01:07:50.400 --> 01:07:55.760
very like you've seen it a billion
times before, and it's it's just kind

974
01:07:55.760 --> 01:07:59.559
of boring on that front, but
mechanically it all works really well, and

975
01:07:59.639 --> 01:08:00.679
it's if you just like again,
if you just want to shoot ship with

976
01:08:00.719 --> 01:08:03.960
your friends while catching up, it's
it's a decent one of those. M

977
01:08:04.360 --> 01:08:08.280
I gotta play more of that.
I've played a little bit. I love

978
01:08:08.360 --> 01:08:12.159
the first game because I was just
I liked a co op third person shooter

979
01:08:12.360 --> 01:08:15.559
souls like, and it was barrel. It was like a souls like in

980
01:08:15.639 --> 01:08:19.560
Passing, but this one it feels
like they definitely were trying to create more

981
01:08:19.600 --> 01:08:24.760
of an identity with like certain bosses
and some dialogue that's happening. But I

982
01:08:24.800 --> 01:08:31.039
also the trench coat and post apocalyptic
melee weapons and AK forty seven vibe.

983
01:08:31.119 --> 01:08:36.600
Just I don't know a little like
it's all just it's just not doing it

984
01:08:36.640 --> 01:08:41.680
for me. No, I want
to be making vehicles that are glued together

985
01:08:41.720 --> 01:08:45.760
with green goop. Yeah, that's
what I want. Logs to a rock

986
01:08:45.800 --> 01:08:53.000
and a bunch of little primary colored
little dude just following me around, Yeah,

987
01:08:53.239 --> 01:08:56.960
getting dogs and pumpkins. Yeah.
I want to spend ten minutes on

988
01:08:57.000 --> 01:09:01.840
it and then watch it fall apart
in front of pixelated scuba diver going down

989
01:09:02.039 --> 01:09:08.439
for debris to come back up and
make it as sushi restaurant. Yeah.

990
01:09:08.479 --> 01:09:12.760
I don't need this shit remnedant.
Two. I don't know what our game

991
01:09:12.800 --> 01:09:14.600
of the year looks like at this
point, you know, and like we

992
01:09:14.600 --> 01:09:16.119
don't need to like list it out
or anything. But just like from our

993
01:09:16.479 --> 01:09:21.279
conversations this year, I mean there's
obviously there's going to be a giant conversation

994
01:09:21.319 --> 01:09:26.239
about at Zelda and well maybe not
a giant conversation, but like it is

995
01:09:26.239 --> 01:09:29.199
going to loom over, like you
know you will loom over that top ten

996
01:09:29.319 --> 01:09:33.319
la. Remember when we picked Haities
for number one without without discussing time?

997
01:09:33.399 --> 01:09:38.039
Yeah, yeah, I don't even
think we said it once. I mean

998
01:09:38.079 --> 01:09:41.680
until the end. Will we announced
it? Oh yeah, yes, good

999
01:09:41.720 --> 01:09:46.199
bye Haities two this year? No? No, I don't think so.

1000
01:09:46.600 --> 01:09:50.560
Okay, okay, I don't said
twenty twenty four. What are the big

1001
01:09:50.560 --> 01:09:54.039
ones we have it? So?
We got Balder's Gate, we got Starfield,

1002
01:09:54.199 --> 01:09:59.479
we murmured Course six, Spider Man
two, Oh yeah, Assassin's Creed,

1003
01:09:59.560 --> 01:10:03.039
Mirage, Alan Wake two, which
I'm excited for, Super Mario Bros.

1004
01:10:03.039 --> 01:10:08.199
Wonder Oh right, yes, what
are the November games? I'm forgetting?

1005
01:10:09.800 --> 01:10:12.199
So we got some stuff. We
got some stuff for sure. There's

1006
01:10:12.199 --> 01:10:15.279
some stuff like if I find it
a shotgun blast just the ones that I

1007
01:10:15.319 --> 01:10:18.159
think will be contenders for our top
time. We got Zelda Resume before remake.

1008
01:10:18.359 --> 01:10:21.039
I know I'm gonna push hard for
Pickman. Dave the Diver is gonna

1009
01:10:21.079 --> 01:10:28.000
do well. Um, seem like
I'm gonna One of my favorite games has

1010
01:10:28.000 --> 01:10:33.199
been uh Octopath Traveler too Wow.
Okay, yeah, what else has been?

1011
01:10:33.279 --> 01:10:38.039
Oh Age of Age of Wonders for
just like weird things I've been playing?

1012
01:10:38.199 --> 01:10:41.920
Uh what else was this? Hear? I gotta play. I don't

1013
01:10:41.920 --> 01:10:45.920
think Star Wars Jedi Survivor landed hard
with any of us, but we'll see.

1014
01:10:45.920 --> 01:10:47.520
I gotta play more of that.
Um. But yeah, I'm I'm

1015
01:10:47.560 --> 01:10:51.359
really looking forward to, like,
honestly, Alan Wake two more than anything,

1016
01:10:51.399 --> 01:10:55.880
probably if they're if what they're doing
with that comes to fruition, this

1017
01:10:56.159 --> 01:11:01.800
two character parallel storyline in a Resume
four style game, because that first game

1018
01:11:01.840 --> 01:11:06.640
got boring action wise, but uh
yeah they're no one said Dredge, But

1019
01:11:06.800 --> 01:11:15.800
I think that's going to Dredge,
like David Diver game feels like Dredge.

1020
01:11:15.079 --> 01:11:18.680
You didn't Dredge will come up a
nice little game that's not a compliment.

1021
01:11:19.039 --> 01:11:24.720
It was like demeaning, like if
you that's like a kid being like,

1022
01:11:25.359 --> 01:11:28.960
uh hey I was able to like
go to school and you're like you're a

1023
01:11:29.079 --> 01:11:30.760
nice little kid, and he's like, fuck you, I worked really hard

1024
01:11:30.800 --> 01:11:34.600
to get here. You had a
nice little man. Yeah. Yeah,

1025
01:11:35.359 --> 01:11:40.079
all good for them, their little
studio and their little game. They're little,

1026
01:11:40.159 --> 01:11:45.560
their little fish game. Oh you
know, amazed for that little team.

1027
01:11:45.600 --> 01:11:48.479
Oh fuck you a little bit.
No, I was gonna say,

1028
01:11:48.560 --> 01:11:53.560
Dave the Diver reminds me of Dredge, kind of on steroids, like a

1029
01:11:53.840 --> 01:11:59.840
very compelling, like sleek gameplay loop
that I keep coming back to. Is

1030
01:12:00.159 --> 01:12:03.039
the best thing people have ever created. No, but they made what they

1031
01:12:03.039 --> 01:12:09.039
were doing really well. Good for
them. Yeah, okay, so patronizing

1032
01:12:10.319 --> 01:12:16.600
I hate. We'll bring up We'll
bring up Dredge. You can overrule him.

1033
01:12:16.720 --> 01:12:20.319
We have the technology. Yeah,
I look, I don't have a

1034
01:12:20.319 --> 01:12:24.520
bad word to say about Tredge.
Death Stranding is down for grabs this year

1035
01:12:24.560 --> 01:12:30.159
too, forgetting not something. Yeah, I will not be gas lit in

1036
01:12:30.239 --> 01:12:34.720
July. We must be. You
wait until December. It didn't years ago.

1037
01:12:34.760 --> 01:12:38.960
I don't let me go. Let
me go to the great Polygon.

1038
01:12:40.560 --> 01:12:45.279
Where's Shake? I must call him
Drake? Where's Judge Shake? Let me

1039
01:12:45.359 --> 01:12:50.319
let me look up, let me
look through forgetting some games to get you

1040
01:12:50.359 --> 01:12:55.079
that sound? No, Dan,
actually you have played you played Exoprimal,

1041
01:12:55.119 --> 01:12:58.800
which I'm curious with you. Oh
yeah, I just did. You just

1042
01:12:58.920 --> 01:13:04.039
remembered I played it once on up
Giant Blom and like it's very fun and

1043
01:13:04.279 --> 01:13:08.319
like we had a great time playing
it, and hearing about what it does

1044
01:13:08.359 --> 01:13:12.000
if you keep playing is so interesting. Like it's like the game changes like

1045
01:13:12.279 --> 01:13:15.399
narratively, adding modes like shared boss
fight type stuff. It's really cool.

1046
01:13:15.479 --> 01:13:18.000
It's just I don't think I'm gonna
ever see that stuff because like, I

1047
01:13:18.039 --> 01:13:20.720
don't play a lot of multiplayer games, and I'm certainly not gonna like I'm

1048
01:13:20.720 --> 01:13:25.359
not gonna play with Randos and I'm
not gonna get four friends together to fucking

1049
01:13:25.399 --> 01:13:29.039
play this, Like, I just
that's not what I do. So I

1050
01:13:29.119 --> 01:13:32.119
respect the game. It was a
great upf but I I just don't see

1051
01:13:32.119 --> 01:13:35.319
myself playing enough to really appreciate it. Yeah, I'm because I was just

1052
01:13:35.319 --> 01:13:39.319
looking through. I don't think.
I mean maybe with Jake, Final Fantasy

1053
01:13:39.359 --> 01:13:44.520
sixteen hit hard, but not for
me. Amnesia the Bunker I really fucking

1054
01:13:44.520 --> 01:13:47.279
liked Mary. Have you played that
yet? Um, I've only played like

1055
01:13:47.319 --> 01:13:50.199
an hour, so I don't think. Man, I like it. I

1056
01:13:50.319 --> 01:13:56.800
liked it because then there's Ania super
Mega Baseball four. I really fucking like

1057
01:13:57.159 --> 01:14:02.199
it's good. Started over. Um
unfortunately play baseball too because of my dad.

1058
01:14:02.239 --> 01:14:08.640
But yeah, I still I have
not been able to yet Street Fighter

1059
01:14:08.760 --> 01:14:12.720
six. Oh yeah, oh yeah, System Shock remake, which I have

1060
01:14:12.800 --> 01:14:18.479
not played yet. I gotta play
more of that. What else Humanity?

1061
01:14:20.359 --> 01:14:23.680
Oh wait? Fuck? There were
like a lot of games of right at

1062
01:14:23.680 --> 01:14:28.800
the beginning of the year. Wild
Hearts was fine. Um, that was

1063
01:14:28.840 --> 01:14:31.640
like a monster hunter thing, right, Red Fall fucking Red, Well,

1064
01:14:31.640 --> 01:14:33.800
that's that's gonna be the hadies of
this year. We don't even have talking

1065
01:14:33.840 --> 01:14:39.600
about it. Kayla loves that Woe
Long Fallen Dynasty. She's been playing that

1066
01:14:39.640 --> 01:14:42.600
kind I like that game a bit. Yeah, it's quite a bit too.

1067
01:14:42.760 --> 01:14:48.439
Dead Space remake right, A fire
EMBM came out this year. I

1068
01:14:48.479 --> 01:14:54.600
love that fire emblem. We owe
some RESI Mike, I know, yeah,

1069
01:14:54.680 --> 01:15:03.720
we do. We uh we will
get back to that. Oh yeah,

1070
01:15:03.840 --> 01:15:06.880
company Harrows three. But it terms
like big games. I think we

1071
01:15:06.960 --> 01:15:13.039
got them all. See. Is
there enough fishing category in Game of the

1072
01:15:13.079 --> 01:15:16.760
Year this year? Between Dredge and
Dave the Diver, Is there enough fishing

1073
01:15:16.800 --> 01:15:23.760
going on? Trying? Remember Chia
had fishing. We could even do a

1074
01:15:23.760 --> 01:15:28.720
fishing category. Yeah, I'm saying, yeah, you're just trying to like

1075
01:15:28.800 --> 01:15:30.199
shove them all together. I know
what's going on. No, No,

1076
01:15:30.640 --> 01:15:34.399
like a game with best fishing,
like resume before you can technically kind of

1077
01:15:34.399 --> 01:15:38.920
fish you can't. Yeah, you
can, you shoot them. It's not

1078
01:15:39.000 --> 01:15:43.239
a rod. But you're fishing.
I mean, who's to say what fishing

1079
01:15:43.399 --> 01:15:45.199
is and isn't. If you shoot
a fish, is it not fishing?

1080
01:15:45.920 --> 01:15:47.800
Yeah, it's a good point.
I think that's fishing. If you,

1081
01:15:47.960 --> 01:15:51.000
yeah, throw a spirit of fish
and eat it off, that that's fishing.

1082
01:15:53.760 --> 01:16:00.039
Oh fucking PSVR two baby, Well
yeah, that Horizon whatever climbing and

1083
01:16:00.159 --> 01:16:01.960
that's gonna be our game of the
year probably. I really like Company Heroes

1084
01:16:02.000 --> 01:16:09.239
three, like a Dragon Eshan,
Hogwarts Legacy, Octopath Traveler two. I

1085
01:16:09.279 --> 01:16:15.680
really like Octopath Traveler too. Yeah. Yeah, oh, Metrid Prime.

1086
01:16:15.960 --> 01:16:17.560
That was more of a I wouldn't. I don't know if I consider that,

1087
01:16:17.640 --> 01:16:23.439
Like we could do a remaster category. I think we've done that before.

1088
01:16:24.159 --> 01:16:29.439
Wait are we did we do a
mid year bonus episode last year?

1089
01:16:29.800 --> 01:16:30.800
Last year? I don't think we
did either. I think we did that

1090
01:16:30.880 --> 01:16:34.920
just that first year before we were
actual, before we were doing a podcast.

1091
01:16:34.920 --> 01:16:40.439
Now we do podcast, which is
our mid year, our quarter year,

1092
01:16:40.920 --> 01:16:44.960
our first week of the year rather
week year. Yeah, and then

1093
01:16:45.039 --> 01:16:48.000
some yeah, we gotta we should
figure out like some sort of midway through

1094
01:16:48.000 --> 01:16:50.279
the year, but it doesn't have
to be about games, but like bonus

1095
01:16:50.279 --> 01:16:55.039
episode of some sort. So working
on these games, oh, remind me,

1096
01:16:55.119 --> 01:16:59.039
reminder we should do a biggest fart
of the year of just a game

1097
01:16:59.079 --> 01:17:01.359
that was just a fart, where
it's like Bayonet Origins. I feel like

1098
01:17:01.880 --> 01:17:05.560
they were making a Dead Island too, just like just a fart. I

1099
01:17:06.239 --> 01:17:15.399
okay, Dead Island too. I
am such an easy mark for everyone you're

1100
01:17:15.399 --> 01:17:23.920
wrestling, such an easy target for
my bar is very low for mindless zombie

1101
01:17:24.079 --> 01:17:29.600
crafting games and god whold Like I
liked Dead Rising four, I enjoyed what

1102
01:17:29.720 --> 01:17:35.079
it was. Dead Island two,
Oh my god, it was so boring.

1103
01:17:35.119 --> 01:17:38.800
It didn't even feel good. If
you you want to make those games,

1104
01:17:38.800 --> 01:17:40.880
you okay, we're just doing well. This is stuff that'll come up

1105
01:17:40.880 --> 01:17:45.439
in December or whatever. Saved saved
saved. Yeah, I mean we've been

1106
01:17:45.479 --> 01:17:47.920
traveling. It's a slow game period. I think it's about to heat up

1107
01:17:47.920 --> 01:17:53.159
a bit more with Bald's Gate three, got Armored Cores six. That'll be

1108
01:17:53.199 --> 01:17:55.840
my personal first Armored Core. I'm
definitely gonna play it, though, like

1109
01:17:55.880 --> 01:17:59.680
everybody else who now loves from software
since the last time they released one of

1110
01:17:59.720 --> 01:18:03.800
those. Looking forward to it though, Yeah, I've never played an Armored

1111
01:18:03.840 --> 01:18:09.760
Corps uh, you know before,
but it looks I know they were saying,

1112
01:18:09.760 --> 01:18:12.840
it's not really gonna be like an
elden Ring from software something from software

1113
01:18:12.880 --> 01:18:15.920
style thing, but like it looks
enough of that for me to get interested.

1114
01:18:15.319 --> 01:18:23.039
Yeah, but yeah, I've been
traveling game light games like games.

1115
01:18:24.520 --> 01:18:28.439
I know I've said it before,
but it's just this experience was Zelda,

1116
01:18:28.600 --> 01:18:32.520
and it was the opposite of my
breadth of wild experience. It was that

1117
01:18:32.600 --> 01:18:36.600
was crammed two weeks, fifteen sixteen
hour days, playing all day trying to

1118
01:18:36.640 --> 01:18:41.319
get to a bargo versus like I'm
moving, I'm gonna play I'm probably gonna

1119
01:18:41.359 --> 01:18:43.199
have, you know, a week
set of time where I'm not able to

1120
01:18:43.199 --> 01:18:45.439
play it at all, uh,
and stretching it out over months. I

1121
01:18:45.439 --> 01:18:48.000
can't remember the last time I played
a game over the course of months,

1122
01:18:48.439 --> 01:18:53.880
And holy shit, if that didn't
feel a lot, lot, a lot

1123
01:18:53.920 --> 01:18:58.439
better and like a more natural way
to play a game. I think it

1124
01:18:58.520 --> 01:19:01.640
really helped my enjoyment that game.
Like obviously it didn't hurt my enjoyment of

1125
01:19:01.680 --> 01:19:05.119
Breath of Wild it was, you
know, like my favorite of all time

1126
01:19:05.159 --> 01:19:09.800
for for a long time. Um, but I prefer this for sure,

1127
01:19:09.840 --> 01:19:12.159
And of course it makes me think
about like Red Dead Redemption two, if

1128
01:19:12.159 --> 01:19:15.680
I could have played that differently we
saw with the Stranding. I liked it

1129
01:19:15.720 --> 01:19:17.039
a lot more once I was able
to play it at like a normal human

1130
01:19:17.079 --> 01:19:23.520
pace. So yeah, yeah,
yeah, yep. I'm curious what the

1131
01:19:23.600 --> 01:19:26.319
end of the year will we'll bring
about. But yeah, who's to say

1132
01:19:26.359 --> 01:19:30.319
we won't. There's always gonna be
other Dredges and Dave the Divers between all

1133
01:19:30.399 --> 01:19:33.760
these games that we are like anticipating. Wait, that New Holland has to

1134
01:19:33.760 --> 01:19:42.000
be this year, right they have? They hope Direct. Yeah, there's

1135
01:19:42.039 --> 01:19:48.119
been no discussion about it. Also, shut up, I'd always be serious.

1136
01:19:48.479 --> 01:19:51.319
I was just being serious. I
was just wondering. I don't love

1137
01:19:51.319 --> 01:19:57.720
it, and I don't like you, and I just you know, it

1138
01:19:57.720 --> 01:20:00.439
seems like they've been announced it a
long time ago, and they it sounds

1139
01:20:00.439 --> 01:20:03.119
like they're very good video game developers, so it's just surprising that they it's

1140
01:20:03.119 --> 01:20:05.760
going to be one of the greatest
releases of all time. That's why when

1141
01:20:05.800 --> 01:20:11.239
every direct happens Chat is basically like
Hollow Night when Silk Song, Actually when

1142
01:20:11.439 --> 01:20:14.800
do you think they care about it
more than like anything? Do people expect

1143
01:20:14.800 --> 01:20:17.279
them to surprise drop it during a
direct or would it be a release date

1144
01:20:17.319 --> 01:20:21.560
thing. It would not surprise me
with the hype of this game that they

1145
01:20:21.600 --> 01:20:26.359
could do that they have the power
to just be like and it's out.

1146
01:20:27.680 --> 01:20:30.079
That would upset me. But they
absolutely have these because you would have to

1147
01:20:30.319 --> 01:20:34.239
you you would probably be working.
I mean I'd have to like canceled my

1148
01:20:34.319 --> 01:20:40.800
work day age it just happened.
Do you feel that much hype because I

1149
01:20:40.800 --> 01:20:45.800
feel like I just hear it from
you. No, Shreyer doesn't shut up

1150
01:20:45.800 --> 01:20:47.640
about it. Like into it too. I like the first Hollow right,

1151
01:20:47.800 --> 01:20:56.640
but it's fucking into it. It's
a huge anticipated game. It is No.

1152
01:21:00.279 --> 01:21:02.560
I talked to a lot of people
there every day about video games,

1153
01:21:02.880 --> 01:21:06.920
and I just honest, this is
not trolling. And I know your enthusiasm

1154
01:21:08.000 --> 01:21:10.760
is genuine, genuine, and he
really loved that game. I have not

1155
01:21:10.880 --> 01:21:17.239
heard anyone else. They first announced
it. Keep in mind they first announced

1156
01:21:17.239 --> 01:21:20.319
it as a DLC and then they're
like, we have too much shit,

1157
01:21:20.600 --> 01:21:25.279
this is a sequel. Then people
started getting really fucking hyped, and then

1158
01:21:25.319 --> 01:21:27.199
for like a year they were like, wait a minute, when are they

1159
01:21:27.239 --> 01:21:29.640
gonna say release they when are they
gonna say release it. It's been long

1160
01:21:29.760 --> 01:21:33.239
enough where it's just a fact of
everyday life that people are waiting for it,

1161
01:21:33.279 --> 01:21:38.880
that it's not something people vocalize much
recently. I see people X,

1162
01:21:38.960 --> 01:21:42.479
but I don't see real people talking
about it. There are a lot there

1163
01:21:42.520 --> 01:21:45.359
are it's I will, however,
say, I don't think it's like one

1164
01:21:45.399 --> 01:21:50.319
of the most like one of the
most anticipating games ever, but it's it's

1165
01:21:50.399 --> 01:21:59.399
highly anticipated. It's highly anticipated by
no fins. I know there's lots of

1166
01:21:59.399 --> 01:22:10.039
bots. They don't play your garbage. Oh oh oh Mary, Mary just

1167
01:22:10.039 --> 01:22:14.279
spend an all day on argument I've
ever been in. What is? I

1168
01:22:14.399 --> 01:22:16.840
love how it shifted from attacking her
as a Hollow Knight fan to attacking her

1169
01:22:16.880 --> 01:22:20.479
as an ex user. Well,
she's just one of these big elon musk

1170
01:22:20.560 --> 01:22:26.399
devots, and I know that they're
probably bot Army is probably very excited about

1171
01:22:26.439 --> 01:22:30.000
Hollow Night, and I marry driving
around your tests like getting excited about Hollow

1172
01:22:30.079 --> 01:22:38.000
Knight. But you know, I
love misinformation X and Silk Song tattooed forehand.

1173
01:22:39.560 --> 01:22:41.640
No, put it out into the
back with Nixon put it in the

1174
01:22:41.680 --> 01:22:47.640
band. I would rather be known
as a Nixon like apologist and appreciator than

1175
01:22:47.680 --> 01:22:55.119
an Elon like her wow wow yeah, because he's such a little freak.

1176
01:22:55.600 --> 01:22:58.560
Yeah. And the next episode was
Forever Ago. And I think people are

1177
01:22:58.560 --> 01:23:00.760
our age, you know that,
like water Gate, but never know what

1178
01:23:00.800 --> 01:23:03.560
the fun Watergate was. Like nobody
today knows what Watergate was. People know

1179
01:23:03.720 --> 01:23:11.159
Elon catch phrases. He had a
dog, Yeah, what was the sound?

1180
01:23:12.560 --> 01:23:15.520
That's what he did. Yeah,
yeah, he got on a plane,

1181
01:23:15.720 --> 01:23:19.520
you got on a helicopter and president
yeah yeah. But like you know,

1182
01:23:19.560 --> 01:23:23.319
people are a aren't familiar with that
much. A butthead and Richard Nixon

1183
01:23:23.399 --> 01:23:26.279
was He's got an aura A butthead
around him historically. But we don't know

1184
01:23:26.319 --> 01:23:30.399
why. There's something with a hotel
and a microphone. But Elon is loudly

1185
01:23:30.439 --> 01:23:32.760
a butt head for everyone that's on
the internet in twenty twenty three, we

1186
01:23:32.800 --> 01:23:35.479
all know how much of a butthead
Elon is Nixon. I think we just

1187
01:23:35.479 --> 01:23:38.279
think, oh, he's a butthead, but we don't know the details.

1188
01:23:38.680 --> 01:23:43.159
Who could know? Yeah, I
don't think oh, yeah, to your

1189
01:23:43.239 --> 01:23:48.479
point, whichever point you're trying to
make. I know we've talked about like

1190
01:23:48.800 --> 01:23:53.039
today, if Watergate happened, people
would be like, all right, whatever,

1191
01:23:53.800 --> 01:23:56.239
yeah, just today, be like, hey there's fo we got some

1192
01:23:56.319 --> 01:24:00.479
alien bodies and it was barely in
the news. Okay, let's you want

1193
01:24:00.479 --> 01:24:05.920
to do emails. She's all over
the place. You want to do mushrooms?

1194
01:24:06.439 --> 01:24:10.039
They said, we have aliens.
Like a guy who worked with the

1195
01:24:10.039 --> 01:24:13.960
aliens, You're gonna like, what
are you talking about with aliens? There

1196
01:24:14.000 --> 01:24:16.520
was a guy that went to Congress
today that he worked in like the alien

1197
01:24:16.520 --> 01:24:18.880
division of the government, and it
was like, no, no, we

1198
01:24:18.920 --> 01:24:21.920
got we got a ship. We
got a little white ship, and then

1199
01:24:21.960 --> 01:24:26.279
we had pilots that were non human
in origin. He was on in the

1200
01:24:26.319 --> 01:24:30.520
Capitol building today testifying about it.
You're like saying like, hey, we

1201
01:24:30.520 --> 01:24:33.159
should be like working with other governments
because way we all know about the aliens,

1202
01:24:33.239 --> 01:24:36.359
we should work together and try to
figure out their technology and make sure

1203
01:24:36.359 --> 01:24:41.840
they're not trying to independence toy us. And I'm not an alien. I'm

1204
01:24:41.840 --> 01:24:45.319
not a weird alien conspiracy theorist guy. But this fella wore a suit to

1205
01:24:45.439 --> 01:24:48.279
Congress and said I worked with the
Alien division. There's a whole bunch of

1206
01:24:48.359 --> 01:24:53.640
ding dongs in Congress. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. This guy

1207
01:24:53.800 --> 01:24:56.840
was like he was like an alien
research guy though, so, I mean

1208
01:24:56.840 --> 01:25:00.640
he was doing once you can afford
a suit, Dan paid is at tension.

1209
01:25:00.960 --> 01:25:02.600
You give me a suit, you
give me a lab coat and stethoscope.

1210
01:25:02.600 --> 01:25:04.199
And I'm like, well, you
probably went to college and know a

1211
01:25:04.239 --> 01:25:09.800
lot more than me, and I
trust you. Uh huh he I have

1212
01:25:09.880 --> 01:25:15.000
seen an uptick in UFO like news
things that appear put out the fucking like

1213
01:25:15.199 --> 01:25:19.079
video of the thing flying around all
crazy. What does a navy know about

1214
01:25:19.119 --> 01:25:23.039
space? Water? Is there thing? I am confused. That's why the

1215
01:25:23.159 --> 01:25:26.680
Navy is flying planes because we have
a whole airplance. No, hold on,

1216
01:25:26.720 --> 01:25:28.840
don't lumb dam that. I know
why the Navy is planes. They

1217
01:25:28.880 --> 01:25:30.359
have their own like they have their
own air division as well. What do

1218
01:25:30.359 --> 01:25:33.279
you think you can have an air
force? Yeah, but we have aircraft

1219
01:25:33.279 --> 01:25:39.399
carriers, that's naval jets, well, the aircraft carrier shop and the airplane

1220
01:25:39.439 --> 01:25:42.479
top gun. He's a naval gun, Maverick. I've seen top about okay,

1221
01:25:42.479 --> 01:25:45.239
but he's not an air force pilot. He's naval. He's the air

1222
01:25:45.279 --> 01:25:49.880
Force's fly. No he's not your
Okay, he's Navy when he's on the

1223
01:25:49.880 --> 01:25:54.760
boat. He's air Force when he's
on the plane. No he's not.

1224
01:25:54.840 --> 01:25:59.399
It's a naval pilot. He's a
confusing. Why are they making a confusing

1225
01:25:59.479 --> 01:26:02.359
I don't know. We've got a
pretty big military. It seems like they

1226
01:26:02.479 --> 01:26:08.680
figured some things out for that.
Seems pretty clear. X wings and shit.

1227
01:26:08.920 --> 01:26:18.600
Yeah yeah, um planes, trains
and taxi cabs. We got aliens.

1228
01:26:18.640 --> 01:26:21.439
It has always been aliens. This
isn't new. They've just been hiding

1229
01:26:21.439 --> 01:26:26.199
it from us. Baby, make
the pyramids. I do. I do

1230
01:26:26.319 --> 01:26:28.800
believe, Mary, Mary, Mary. What if an alien comes down?

1231
01:26:29.159 --> 01:26:34.199
Is Dick is huge and he's like, here is silk song and then leaves.

1232
01:26:33.079 --> 01:26:42.840
Where's the question? That's just with
the monster Dong just gave us a

1233
01:26:42.840 --> 01:26:45.359
silk song and then pieced out.
I would be thrilled. What's up?

1234
01:26:45.359 --> 01:26:49.000
Who's the guy that doesn't intend to
direct? I'd play the game two weeks

1235
01:26:49.039 --> 01:26:54.359
later? What has been dead for? Like the snappy guy? Snappy guy

1236
01:26:54.399 --> 01:26:58.199
doesn't know? Yeah, imagine them
being like that alien had a huge monster

1237
01:26:58.319 --> 01:27:04.640
Dong and old trendon has to translate
it just as Bowers like Huge Monster Dong

1238
01:27:04.840 --> 01:27:10.960
just dropped off Silk Song. Here
you go exclusive or is it gonna be

1239
01:27:10.960 --> 01:27:15.319
another stuff? Why do people expect
it on a direct? Uh? I

1240
01:27:15.399 --> 01:27:21.880
guess Nintendo Direct seems like a likely
place, but it will be on Steam,

1241
01:27:23.199 --> 01:27:26.720
so okay, I think it's just
like wishful thinking that they would do

1242
01:27:26.720 --> 01:27:30.560
it. Nintendo Directs gets so much
excitement these days, and they always surprise

1243
01:27:30.640 --> 01:27:36.600
release stuff. Yeah, but was
wasn't the first Hollow Night on Did they

1244
01:27:36.600 --> 01:27:41.039
poured it to switch? Or was
it because I played it on Steam?

1245
01:27:42.199 --> 01:27:48.439
Yeah? But no? Okay,
so the alien ye huge boner? Oh

1246
01:27:48.439 --> 01:27:51.319
okay, well it's not at first, but they can like change it at

1247
01:27:51.319 --> 01:27:57.359
will. That's really into Hollow Night. Yeah, this thing's anything but hollow

1248
01:27:57.760 --> 01:28:01.600
And then uh, he presses his
butthole to this touchscreen and it opens it

1249
01:28:02.640 --> 01:28:06.159
and Silk Song is in it like
an old school CD rom case. It's

1250
01:28:06.199 --> 01:28:10.239
silk Song. Here you go,
the end of Close Encounters. But imagine

1251
01:28:10.239 --> 01:28:15.079
if an alien with a with a
sticky butt hole and a huge dick comes

1252
01:28:15.119 --> 01:28:17.800
down with Silk Song. But it
doesn't work because they're still like making games

1253
01:28:17.800 --> 01:28:20.840
on floppy discs and he gives you
the stack of floppy disc that is silk

1254
01:28:20.920 --> 01:28:24.319
song. He's like, here,
I gift this to you, or like,

1255
01:28:24.399 --> 01:28:27.119
dude, we're on the PS five
or like eighth generation and he's like,

1256
01:28:28.039 --> 01:28:30.920
sorry, I've been traveling from XZ
one one, three, four,

1257
01:28:31.199 --> 01:28:36.199
And then he just goes enjoy and
like floats away. Yeah. And then

1258
01:28:38.760 --> 01:28:42.119
I was about to ask if one
person the gaming industry was a secret alien,

1259
01:28:42.680 --> 01:28:44.880
who would it be? But then
I really it's just Keiley, right

1260
01:28:47.880 --> 01:28:55.399
y is most likely. It's just
like I think he might be like one

1261
01:28:55.479 --> 01:28:59.000
who is the secret alien? No? No, he is the outfront alien.

1262
01:28:59.039 --> 01:29:03.439
Okay, yeah, who's Oh good
Molly news. Not he's too he's

1263
01:29:03.439 --> 01:29:06.520
too down to earth to be an
alien. I think he's just British.

1264
01:29:06.840 --> 01:29:17.880
He's just British. He yeah,
he's just uh like mix mixed stuff up.

1265
01:29:20.079 --> 01:29:27.239
Kajimajima absolutely predicting the future stuff.
Yeah he could. He loves it.

1266
01:29:27.279 --> 01:29:30.119
And he also he also just posts
stuff he likes, which is very

1267
01:29:30.159 --> 01:29:35.680
alien esque, Like sometimes he just
posts a movie poster he posted after he

1268
01:29:35.720 --> 01:29:40.479
saw a Mission Impossible Dead reckoning.
He posted his thoughts on it and a

1269
01:29:40.479 --> 01:29:43.560
picture of himself sitting in the theater
with a shirt that just send COVID on

1270
01:29:43.600 --> 01:29:48.880
it, just like a picture just
watching Impossible in a COVID shirt. Have

1271
01:29:48.960 --> 01:29:53.800
you seen that movie yet? Yeah? I have you. No, it's

1272
01:29:53.800 --> 01:29:56.600
good. It's good. It's good. It's not my favorite one. It's

1273
01:29:56.840 --> 01:30:00.640
very good, though, Amanda and
I, I don't don't think she's seen

1274
01:30:00.640 --> 01:30:02.600
any mission Impossible, So I got
to catch her up. Do it do

1275
01:30:02.640 --> 01:30:08.760
it in order because the first one
is so solid and it really actually stands

1276
01:30:08.800 --> 01:30:12.439
the test of time. I think
it's a great opener to explain how ridiculous

1277
01:30:12.479 --> 01:30:15.680
this series is. Um. I
saw the new one. I think it's

1278
01:30:16.359 --> 01:30:21.760
okay. Um. What I found
interesting is is did you see the behind

1279
01:30:21.800 --> 01:30:28.119
the scenes of the jump? I
remember, like during COVID and all that,

1280
01:30:28.239 --> 01:30:30.479
like two years ago. Yeah,
so the behind the scenes of the

1281
01:30:30.560 --> 01:30:32.720
jump is so cool. But when
you see the jump in the film,

1282
01:30:33.159 --> 01:30:36.560
because you've seen the behind the scenes, you might be like, oh my

1283
01:30:36.720 --> 01:30:44.680
god, they CGI that like hill
Yeah, and it's it kind of sucks

1284
01:30:44.680 --> 01:30:48.159
you out once you realize, like
how CGI did is But you've seen it,

1285
01:30:48.520 --> 01:30:51.520
like that's the biggest stunt in the
movie, and it's like there are

1286
01:30:51.560 --> 01:30:55.520
other fun sequences and stuff, but
that is the biggest like stunt stunt and

1287
01:30:55.520 --> 01:30:58.520
it's like there's a two years ago
you know, there's a fight sequence in

1288
01:30:58.560 --> 01:31:02.000
a hallway like this wide and I
think that's the other cool part. Are

1289
01:31:02.000 --> 01:31:08.239
they doing what's an old boy again? It's not like a big group fight

1290
01:31:08.279 --> 01:31:10.760
like an old Boy. It's it's
like one on one type thing. But

1291
01:31:10.760 --> 01:31:15.159
it's it's it's really really good.
It's it's it's very meddle your solid for

1292
01:31:15.720 --> 01:31:19.239
AI uh storyline, it's it is
continuing to just be Yeah, they're like

1293
01:31:19.399 --> 01:31:25.319
the movie series. Yeah, they're
preventing like people from getting hold of the

1294
01:31:25.479 --> 01:31:29.199
two keys that could unlock this AI
entity. Right, it's like a Zelda

1295
01:31:29.479 --> 01:31:32.000
meets medal gear solid. Yeah,
it's just like twisty like you know medal

1296
01:31:32.079 --> 01:31:39.359
key puzzle thing. Yeah, it's
it's convicted mentioned Tom Cruise as Link not

1297
01:31:39.399 --> 01:31:43.319
talking, just not talking the entire
time, looking in the middle. Would

1298
01:31:43.359 --> 01:31:45.960
never who would pay? Would it
be like uh Timothy Shallow ma would he

1299
01:31:45.960 --> 01:31:50.520
be Link? He's too much like
Link in Really it's too he's getting old

1300
01:31:50.800 --> 01:31:58.000
Bob Dylan. Oh right, Yeah, there's like Oscar chatter for Glenn Howarton

1301
01:31:58.199 --> 01:32:04.239
for his uh black Berry CEO portrayal
Dennis from It's Always Sunny. Oh,

1302
01:32:04.279 --> 01:32:09.319
there's like Oscar chatter about him being
the CEO in the BlackBerry movie. Oh

1303
01:32:09.399 --> 01:32:12.920
wow, Yeah, I don't know. It might not be. It might

1304
01:32:12.960 --> 01:32:15.199
have been, like I don't know
how far that will go. It's not

1305
01:32:15.319 --> 01:32:25.760
during uh not during Barbie Oppenheimer times, Oppenheimer was Goodheimer is good. You

1306
01:32:25.760 --> 01:32:29.560
guys, I Barbenheimer. I'm seeing
Barbie on Sunday. I saw I saw

1307
01:32:29.560 --> 01:32:33.039
Oppenheimer, and then I U took
a break and then I saw Barbie in

1308
01:32:33.079 --> 01:32:40.000
the same day. We consider very
long Oppenheimer's very long face. It out

1309
01:32:40.520 --> 01:32:45.000
done either we have not. Oppenheimer
is probably one of the most important films

1310
01:32:45.039 --> 01:32:48.359
of our generation. But I do
have to prepare people that it is three

1311
01:32:48.399 --> 01:32:54.119
hours of talkie and that is hard. But it is so good. And

1312
01:32:54.159 --> 01:32:59.600
at no point during this three hour
film was I like, how much is

1313
01:32:59.680 --> 01:33:02.319
left? Like I was in.
I went in just expecting it to be

1314
01:33:02.359 --> 01:33:05.119
about like the making of the bomb
basically, and you know, him wrestling

1315
01:33:05.119 --> 01:33:08.880
with that, which very much is
about that. I did not know anything

1316
01:33:08.880 --> 01:33:13.520
about the actual Oppenheimer. I didn't
know how much stuff about the like Communist

1317
01:33:13.520 --> 01:33:15.720
Party and all that stuff, and
it was like, yeah, it was

1318
01:33:15.800 --> 01:33:19.479
really interesting and like Robert Downey Junior
was awesome in that role, Matt Damon

1319
01:33:19.560 --> 01:33:24.119
was awesome, the whole the cast
was just fucking fantastic. Yeah. Yeah,

1320
01:33:24.159 --> 01:33:27.960
it's I feel like Nolan. I
thought Dunkirk was fine and Tenant sucked,

1321
01:33:28.000 --> 01:33:31.000
and so this is like I'm glad
to have another. Is that you

1322
01:33:31.079 --> 01:33:34.680
like it? I think dun Kirk
is his best movie. Wow? Yeah,

1323
01:33:34.720 --> 01:33:38.720
I think it was good. I
just didn't find it memorable. I

1324
01:33:38.800 --> 01:33:41.279
just think he's try. I love
it, but I mean, I don't

1325
01:33:41.279 --> 01:33:45.920
know if I it's just it's anxiety
inducing his hell, but it's like do

1326
01:33:45.960 --> 01:33:51.359
you think that for Like Oppenheimer is
so exhausting, Like every scene the music

1327
01:33:51.520 --> 01:33:57.399
is just like a bomb is coming
up, bomb is coming And then they

1328
01:33:57.439 --> 01:34:01.720
talked for like three hours and then
the credit throw all it's just stressful fall.

1329
01:34:02.079 --> 01:34:04.800
I don't know if you can spoil
Oppenheimer er, I shouldn't talk to

1330
01:34:04.800 --> 01:34:08.359
Simmons. There were certain scenes where
I was like, oh man, this

1331
01:34:08.479 --> 01:34:12.600
is very effective, Like goddamn it
was. It's a movie that I liked

1332
01:34:12.600 --> 01:34:15.439
a lot as I watched it and
it's been about a week since I saw

1333
01:34:15.439 --> 01:34:16.359
it, and I've just thought about
it more and more and it's like,

1334
01:34:16.680 --> 01:34:20.039
God, damn it. They really
nailed it with that and the audio design,

1335
01:34:20.039 --> 01:34:24.880
and I don't think this is a
spoiler. The music of Oppenheimer is

1336
01:34:24.920 --> 01:34:30.760
also extraordinarily brilliant because they utilize things
that I think help you think of atoms

1337
01:34:31.119 --> 01:34:34.399
that sounds kind of weird, but
like you know, like uh, those

1338
01:34:34.479 --> 01:34:39.479
clickie balls, like those metal balls, and it's like yeah, yeah,

1339
01:34:39.520 --> 01:34:43.560
yeah, yeah, those yeah,
the balls. In effect, I think

1340
01:34:43.560 --> 01:34:46.359
they use those in the music because
there's like times in the music where you

1341
01:34:46.399 --> 01:34:50.640
can hear this like ball clicking noise, and then they also use like a

1342
01:34:51.880 --> 01:34:57.439
like a sand noise. All of
that. If you close your eyes and

1343
01:34:57.520 --> 01:35:00.720
like you think about it, it's
just like, oh, it's like it's

1344
01:35:00.720 --> 01:35:05.760
like what they're trying to imagine Adams
and splitting and fusion, Like what does

1345
01:35:05.840 --> 01:35:10.520
fusion sound like? Is something they
actually thought about and then tried to replicate

1346
01:35:10.560 --> 01:35:13.600
in their music, and it's and
it's spot on. It's really fun.

1347
01:35:13.880 --> 01:35:17.680
If there were like a Lifetime Achievement
award at the Oscars for just like acting

1348
01:35:17.720 --> 01:35:21.880
without saying or doing anything but being
very effective. I think Cillian Murphy in

1349
01:35:21.960 --> 01:35:27.520
this a lot of just like kill
imax close Killian Murphy imax close ups of

1350
01:35:27.560 --> 01:35:30.600
his face and his eyes just be
like, oh god, what have I

1351
01:35:30.640 --> 01:35:33.279
done? Hype expressions like but not
really like he's not emoting or anything,

1352
01:35:33.520 --> 01:35:39.039
but you can he's selling it so
fucking hard, like he was so so

1353
01:35:39.199 --> 01:35:43.920
good. Humans are the real scary
machine. I mean that is like at

1354
01:35:43.920 --> 01:35:48.680
the end of the day he had
become death. I heard that he like

1355
01:35:49.079 --> 01:35:54.720
massacred his body for that role.
The other actors were saying, um that

1356
01:35:54.800 --> 01:35:59.319
they would like go out for like
beers and stuff, and yeah, Killian

1357
01:35:59.399 --> 01:36:01.479
Murphy would be like, sorry,
I have to memorize like three pages in

1358
01:36:01.560 --> 01:36:10.560
German and eat one almond, yes, emaciated. And I know that's super

1359
01:36:10.680 --> 01:36:13.640
unhealthy and people probably shouldn't do it. But whenever I see like this,

1360
01:36:13.920 --> 01:36:16.640
like the Christian Bale and the Machinists
and then like the fucking Batman began to

1361
01:36:16.640 --> 01:36:19.239
write after, it's like, yeah, that's cool. I think that's like

1362
01:36:20.279 --> 01:36:25.399
all right. My toxic trait is
I root for actors to destroy their bodies

1363
01:36:25.439 --> 01:36:28.800
for roles because I think it's interesting. I like, like crazy commitment to

1364
01:36:28.840 --> 01:36:30.119
stuff, you know, like the
Nero method and stuff or whatever. It's

1365
01:36:30.119 --> 01:36:32.520
like, ah, yeah, all
right. I like it when people care

1366
01:36:32.680 --> 01:36:38.720
that much about shit. You can't
just memorize your lines destroy your body for

1367
01:36:38.760 --> 01:36:44.119
this. But I also see your
hunger in the screen. I appreciate the

1368
01:36:44.119 --> 01:36:47.279
opposite too, though, where it's
like fucking uh Kendall Roy was being a

1369
01:36:47.479 --> 01:36:53.399
budded a method actor in Succession,
But then do you hear uh Brian Cox.

1370
01:36:53.479 --> 01:36:55.039
I'm like, no, I don't
have to do that. I'm an

1371
01:36:55.079 --> 01:36:56.840
actor, Like we've talked about that
before. It's like, yeah, I

1372
01:36:56.840 --> 01:37:00.720
also really appreciate that, Like,
no, I'll just act like could kill

1373
01:37:00.760 --> 01:37:02.760
myself. They're like, how do
you put on such a convincing performance and

1374
01:37:02.800 --> 01:37:05.479
then go home and have a normal
life. He's like, I'm an actor.

1375
01:37:05.960 --> 01:37:09.399
I'm pretending and then I go home
and I live my life. Yes,

1376
01:37:09.600 --> 01:37:13.760
that's the job. What's the behind
the scenes of Succession is really fun

1377
01:37:13.840 --> 01:37:16.159
because they like would have these like
huge fights in the behind the scenes.

1378
01:37:16.159 --> 01:37:19.000
They're just like click of my hands
and talk about how much they love each

1379
01:37:19.039 --> 01:37:24.279
other. I think I'd like die. I'm the eldest boy. I still

1380
01:37:24.319 --> 01:37:27.159
stand by out of every celebrity I've
ever heard of, the one I think

1381
01:37:27.199 --> 01:37:30.720
I would be instant friends with and
I need to meet in person is Karen

1382
01:37:30.760 --> 01:37:34.359
Colkin. He always in great,
but then that that hot ones where he's

1383
01:37:34.399 --> 01:37:40.079
just talking about CRTs and playing punch
Out to reduce input lag and then talking

1384
01:37:40.079 --> 01:37:45.039
about wrestling stuff. It's like Karen
me and that dude. But yeah,

1385
01:37:45.079 --> 01:37:50.560
interest wise, I'm interpreting this solely
through his body language and disposition in interviews.

1386
01:37:50.600 --> 01:38:00.920
He just seemed like he'd be a
dick though stuff. Wow, come

1387
01:38:00.960 --> 01:38:05.439
on, now, I think you'd
meet your maker like you'd be like giving

1388
01:38:05.520 --> 01:38:08.640
him a little bit of shit and
he'd throw it right back at you,

1389
01:38:08.680 --> 01:38:10.720
and you'd be like, oh,
that was mean. I like you.

1390
01:38:10.479 --> 01:38:15.600
I don't give everyone shit. Fucking
I can't even beat in thirty seconds.

1391
01:38:15.960 --> 01:38:19.600
Yeah, he would be better at
punch Out than you, and you'd actually

1392
01:38:19.680 --> 01:38:24.119
end up hating him and he's your
nemesis. No, I'll do a feature

1393
01:38:24.159 --> 01:38:27.079
Giant Bomb Meavers Karen Colkin and punch
Out. Well, but he like,

1394
01:38:28.119 --> 01:38:30.119
he doesn't spect to you. That's
fine, that's fine. We could be

1395
01:38:30.199 --> 01:38:33.359
enemies too, that's fine. Yeah, I just I gotta meet that guy.

1396
01:38:33.560 --> 01:38:38.000
Fucking chud bugs over here trying it
can't beat Tyson in thirty seconds.

1397
01:38:39.479 --> 01:38:46.640
No chud fuggers right, chud suggers
juriously close to like so many. Yeah,

1398
01:38:46.800 --> 01:38:53.039
let's put chud fuggers to rest.
It's it's a risky name. Don't

1399
01:38:53.359 --> 01:38:59.319
risky, nothing to lose. Um, do you want an emails? Sure?

1400
01:39:00.279 --> 01:39:03.760
Really quick though, guys, I'm
getting married in October. Congratulations.

1401
01:39:04.000 --> 01:39:06.079
Yeah, you're you're both in the
wedding. Dan, you're officiating it.

1402
01:39:06.119 --> 01:39:09.079
Mary, you're in the wedding.
Shit, Okay, I gotta figure that

1403
01:39:09.119 --> 01:39:12.079
out. Amanda, you can still
back out and Dan. I hope it's

1404
01:39:12.119 --> 01:39:15.079
easy to set that up in New
York State. Yeah, you went through

1405
01:39:15.079 --> 01:39:18.359
the gauntlet, but Dan, let
me do the s Dan. You Uh,

1406
01:39:18.479 --> 01:39:21.079
I'm gonna get you a tie and
I'm gonna get your pocket square.

1407
01:39:21.119 --> 01:39:24.840
And people are always asking me based
in photos or like, where'd you get

1408
01:39:24.880 --> 01:39:27.319
that tie? That's a sick tie, that's a good pocket square? Where

1409
01:39:27.319 --> 01:39:30.960
you're getting these tie clips? And
I tell them every time it's ota ot

1410
01:39:30.239 --> 01:39:34.560
aa. They're Australian. Mary.
You know you know you know someone down

1411
01:39:34.680 --> 01:39:41.039
Enda? Oh, I know several
people down Unda. Tell me about the

1412
01:39:41.119 --> 01:39:44.960
pocket squares. I wear Ota ties
all the time. They have a great

1413
01:39:44.960 --> 01:39:48.439
selection of floral ties. You can
go for more like standard stripes. You

1414
01:39:48.439 --> 01:39:53.640
can also do some like super cool
fun stuff like anchors or kangaroos or dinosaurs

1415
01:39:53.680 --> 01:39:56.800
on the on the ties themselves or
the pocket squares. You obviously, of

1416
01:39:56.800 --> 01:39:59.680
course don't want to match your pocket
square and your tie. That'd be of

1417
01:40:00.079 --> 01:40:03.239
to see um. But they're always
a great way to make a good looking

1418
01:40:03.359 --> 01:40:06.800
suit even better if you're not really
sure where to get ties there. I

1419
01:40:08.039 --> 01:40:12.760
order them online all the time.
I'm outfitting my groomsmen with Ota ties and

1420
01:40:12.800 --> 01:40:15.439
pocket squares, and I myself,
I'm also going to be wearing a for

1421
01:40:15.560 --> 01:40:18.640
once. I'm gonna be wearing gold
accessories for the wedding as I opposed to

1422
01:40:18.720 --> 01:40:21.159
my normal silver. So I got
a tie clip. I got a collar

1423
01:40:21.159 --> 01:40:25.279
bar, looking real fancy with a
gold collar bar. You guysn't know what

1424
01:40:25.319 --> 01:40:28.239
that is? You ever seen one
in person outside of Madmen? Is it

1425
01:40:28.279 --> 01:40:30.800
a collar? It goes under the
tie and it like elevates the tie a

1426
01:40:30.800 --> 01:40:33.119
bit, puffs it out, but
it goes through your collar and then I'm

1427
01:40:33.159 --> 01:40:36.840
also can you see it? Yeah, you've probably seen it for Roger.

1428
01:40:39.359 --> 01:40:41.560
Yeah, but it goes out each
side of the collar it. Trust me,

1429
01:40:41.600 --> 01:40:44.000
it looks good. I'll look great
because I'll be wearing outa So are

1430
01:40:44.000 --> 01:40:47.039
they helping you out? Uh?
We're gonna be wearing them for the wedding.

1431
01:40:47.119 --> 01:40:50.159
Yeah maybe nine. Yeah, Dan, you'll you'll be wearing them.

1432
01:40:50.159 --> 01:40:56.920
Mary. I won't have anything for
you, but you'll get me. I'll

1433
01:40:56.920 --> 01:41:00.479
try to get you something gold or
silver, but you'll be They've got some

1434
01:41:00.520 --> 01:41:03.119
really cool lapel pens. They've got
like panthers and anchors and stuff. All

1435
01:41:03.159 --> 01:41:08.159
right, I'll look for a pin, not a pen. Yeah. So

1436
01:41:09.000 --> 01:41:11.479
if you need a new tie,
if you're in like wedding season like I

1437
01:41:11.520 --> 01:41:15.720
am, or that year where everybody
is fucking getting married, then you want

1438
01:41:15.760 --> 01:41:17.600
to upgrade your suits and the stuff
you're wearing too. All these whether it's

1439
01:41:17.640 --> 01:41:21.960
cocktail attire or formal or black tie
optional, etc. Go to ota dot

1440
01:41:23.039 --> 01:41:28.039
com, otaa dot com. Get
yourself some good looking duds, get some

1441
01:41:28.079 --> 01:41:30.640
pin pens all right. As usual, you can write into Firescape past at

1442
01:41:30.680 --> 01:41:34.520
gmail dot com for questions, comments, concerns, corrections, the ladder of

1443
01:41:34.520 --> 01:41:42.000
which I usually throw right in the
special folder that I have in our Firescape

1444
01:41:42.000 --> 01:41:45.199
email. It's labeled trash, but
I do actually want to read a correction

1445
01:41:45.239 --> 01:41:50.920
tonight because I found it useful.
But Vinny Jake and I were talking about

1446
01:41:50.920 --> 01:41:56.479
the final Fantasy numbering between Japan and
the US, and I actually fucked it

1447
01:41:56.560 --> 01:41:59.199
up, and I want to make
sure I get it correctly. Wait,

1448
01:41:59.239 --> 01:42:01.840
what did you say? And let
me see if because I don't even really

1449
01:42:01.840 --> 01:42:03.800
know final fantas I want to see
if I had this right. Okay,

1450
01:42:04.119 --> 01:42:12.079
so if I recall correctly, my
belief has been that there were two final

1451
01:42:12.119 --> 01:42:15.840
fantasies in Japan, one and two
before it came to America, at which

1452
01:42:15.840 --> 01:42:20.800
point Japan's Final Fantasy. No,
So I'm so sorry. What did I

1453
01:42:20.840 --> 01:42:24.520
say? One? Two? Three? Okay? Yes, yes, I

1454
01:42:24.520 --> 01:42:29.119
thought there were two final fantasies in
Japan before once and then once Japan got

1455
01:42:29.119 --> 01:42:31.920
to Final Fantasy three, that's when
it came west and that was America's or

1456
01:42:31.960 --> 01:42:38.439
the North America's Final Fantasy one.
So by the time we got and then

1457
01:42:38.479 --> 01:42:41.920
it kind of realigned. Obviously,
saying it out loud it doesn't make any

1458
01:42:41.920 --> 01:42:45.520
sense, but I do want to
Matt b Rode in Oh, Wait,

1459
01:42:45.560 --> 01:42:46.439
Dan, Yeah, Dan, what
do you think it is? Oh my,

1460
01:42:46.560 --> 01:42:51.479
my understanding. It was always the
Japanese six was our three, four

1461
01:42:51.520 --> 01:42:55.640
and five never came out here until
the PlayStation one, and it was like

1462
01:42:55.640 --> 01:42:59.359
that Final Fantasy anthology or chronicles or
something like that, and four was like

1463
01:42:59.399 --> 01:43:02.359
beloved for eventually got the DS thing. But one and two were they the

1464
01:43:02.399 --> 01:43:06.079
same in both here in Japan one
and two you got kissed out on three,

1465
01:43:06.119 --> 01:43:10.920
four five. You were way closer
to me than than I was.

1466
01:43:11.039 --> 01:43:14.760
So hey, this is Matt from
mass and only here to correct Mike Abo.

1467
01:43:14.800 --> 01:43:18.399
The final Fantasy numbers, so quick
rundown USA correct USA, Final Fantasy

1468
01:43:18.399 --> 01:43:21.720
one in Japan, Final Fantasy one
were the same. We never got two

1469
01:43:21.840 --> 01:43:28.159
or three until years later. Final
Fantasy two for the Sness in Japan,

1470
01:43:28.640 --> 01:43:35.199
No sorry, Final Fantasy two is
for Sness is Japan's Final Fantasy four,

1471
01:43:35.840 --> 01:43:41.560
and then we never got five until
years later again, and last is Final

1472
01:43:41.600 --> 01:43:45.520
Fantasy three, which was Japan's six. So so R two for Super Nintendo

1473
01:43:45.840 --> 01:43:54.439
was four there, so one R
three was six And it wasn't until later

1474
01:43:54.479 --> 01:43:59.560
that we started calling Final Fantasy six
through six what it is? Final Fantasy

1475
01:43:59.600 --> 01:44:02.920
six got it? Yeah, So
my first so like it skipped a few

1476
01:44:03.159 --> 01:44:06.600
games, and then Matty said,
my first Final Fantasy was the remake of

1477
01:44:06.600 --> 01:44:11.039
the Japan Final Fantasy three for DS. Pretty sure it's the only one I

1478
01:44:11.079 --> 01:44:14.680
played. Two. Might get sixteen
when it comes to PC. Anyway,

1479
01:44:14.800 --> 01:44:16.920
love you lots and have the second
best shirt from you guys. Still need

1480
01:44:16.960 --> 01:44:20.479
to order that banana yellow at some
point. Thank you, Matt b the

1481
01:44:20.560 --> 01:44:27.520
rare correction I wanted to read,
but I do have one question this week

1482
01:44:27.640 --> 01:44:33.960
because I think it might take up
some time. Knowing us Vinny, Jake

1483
01:44:34.000 --> 01:44:38.359
and I had a blast last episode. However, this question I had on

1484
01:44:38.399 --> 01:44:41.479
our run of show, and then
I took it off because it's like,

1485
01:44:41.520 --> 01:44:45.560
no, that's a Dan and Mary
and Mike question. I'm looking at this

1486
01:44:45.640 --> 01:44:48.119
on the page right now, and
this is the easiest answer I've ever Yeah,

1487
01:44:48.159 --> 01:44:51.119
but I'm gonna challenge because I've got
some ideas. Mary, can you

1488
01:44:51.159 --> 01:44:56.039
read this? And also it's from
He's from Syracuse, so I you know,

1489
01:44:56.319 --> 01:45:00.960
represented the hometown with this one question
of communications Syracuse University and that's a

1490
01:45:01.000 --> 01:45:08.159
new house at Syracuse University in Syracuse. All of your financial needs are met

1491
01:45:08.199 --> 01:45:13.920
for the rest of your life under
one condition. The condition is that you

1492
01:45:14.039 --> 01:45:19.680
have to eat a bathtub full of
ice food while sitting in it. The

1493
01:45:19.720 --> 01:45:25.960
food is your choice. It will
be filled to the height of your belly

1494
01:45:26.039 --> 01:45:30.119
button once you're sitting in the tub. There is no time limit, but

1495
01:45:30.199 --> 01:45:34.960
you're not allowed to leave the tub
until all the food has been consumed.

1496
01:45:35.279 --> 01:45:41.359
You will have an unlimited supply of
water at your disposal, and any utensils

1497
01:45:41.520 --> 01:45:45.279
or dishes are permitted. What is
your food of choice and how long do

1498
01:45:45.279 --> 01:45:48.800
you think it would take you to
finish? This is every day? No,

1499
01:45:48.920 --> 01:45:55.239
it's okay. That's why this is
an insane premise because like I would

1500
01:45:55.319 --> 01:45:58.640
do this with something I hate it. You could put me in a bathtub

1501
01:45:58.640 --> 01:46:00.680
full of sour cream and you're covered
financially the rest of your life, and

1502
01:46:00.680 --> 01:46:03.640
I'd be like, signed me the
fuck up the fact that it's any food

1503
01:46:03.720 --> 01:46:08.039
and we get to choose it,
like I would do this like for fun.

1504
01:46:08.560 --> 01:46:11.159
This is or you know, one
hundred bucks for whatever is a challenge,

1505
01:46:11.199 --> 01:46:14.880
whatever financial needs for the rest of
your life. This is the easiest

1506
01:46:14.880 --> 01:46:17.439
thing the world. And also for
me, it's it's just a creamy macaroni

1507
01:46:17.479 --> 01:46:23.319
and cheese. It's easy as hell. Okay, but I would enjoy here's

1508
01:46:23.359 --> 01:46:28.079
every second, especially even the handful
that's been touching your butthole. But until

1509
01:46:28.119 --> 01:46:30.439
the time you get down to my
financial needs for the rest of my life.

1510
01:46:30.600 --> 01:46:34.399
And butt whole adjacent, Macaroni and
cheese is still macaroni and cheese.

1511
01:46:34.560 --> 01:46:40.600
It's like he's spreading his cheeks in
the cheese. Yeah, cheeks, probably

1512
01:46:40.760 --> 01:46:45.760
not. I'm not like curbying it
up inside me. There's our next shirt

1513
01:46:45.920 --> 01:46:49.800
is butthole adjacent. Macaroni and cheese
is still macaroni and cheese. It's macaroni

1514
01:46:49.840 --> 01:46:53.680
and cheese and cheese. So but
you said you would do it for a

1515
01:46:53.760 --> 01:46:58.840
hundred dollars, Oh well, okay, i'd have to rethink that you're coming

1516
01:46:58.880 --> 01:47:01.760
to my house in December. I
give you a hundred I will fill a

1517
01:47:01.880 --> 01:47:05.600
bathtub with mac and cheese. I'm
just saying it would be an overall enjoyable

1518
01:47:06.520 --> 01:47:10.439
Okay. Let me let me pose
this to you. I fully expect you

1519
01:47:10.479 --> 01:47:15.439
and enjoy much of it. Dan, I want to stress and want you

1520
01:47:15.520 --> 01:47:19.359
to really think about how much mac
and cheese a bathtub up to your belly

1521
01:47:19.399 --> 01:47:23.319
button is. You're telling me you
would not get sick of that at any

1522
01:47:23.359 --> 01:47:27.840
point. I mean I always get
like the giant family sized things of sofers

1523
01:47:27.920 --> 01:47:29.800
and just wolf it down. I'm
like, I can do two more of

1524
01:47:29.800 --> 01:47:34.039
those, right, youth. You
would need like one hundred and twenty of

1525
01:47:34.039 --> 01:47:41.560
those to fill a bathtub. I
know those are big, but I'll yeah,

1526
01:47:41.560 --> 01:47:43.119
but well you don't have to do
it all at once. You have

1527
01:47:43.520 --> 01:47:47.920
tensils. Oh okay, so keep
this in mind. You are not gonna

1528
01:47:47.960 --> 01:47:50.319
do it before you need to go
to the bathroom. You're not going to

1529
01:47:50.399 --> 01:47:53.479
finish all that mac and cheese,
so you're gonna have to pee in the

1530
01:47:53.479 --> 01:47:57.479
tub. Oh. Then we're getting
weirder. And yes, I know that's

1531
01:47:57.479 --> 01:48:01.199
why the questions. Well, you
can probably hold it like that's a that's

1532
01:48:01.239 --> 01:48:04.600
a lot of mac and cheese to
finish before you piss. You're also getting

1533
01:48:04.600 --> 01:48:12.079
liquids from thee I was gonna needs. I was gonna say like something malleable

1534
01:48:12.119 --> 01:48:16.319
and easy like Captain Crunch, and
I would I know it would go days,

1535
01:48:16.399 --> 01:48:19.800
but I would have like a little
baggy for pee. I don't think

1536
01:48:19.880 --> 01:48:23.359
you can have no, no,
you can have wait. Let me read

1537
01:48:23.399 --> 01:48:26.600
this thought about this, and I
think it would be better if it was

1538
01:48:26.680 --> 01:48:30.479
dry and I drank water. I
know it wouldn't be as enjoyable, but

1539
01:48:30.600 --> 01:48:33.800
hear me out, it gets soggy
if you add milk in yes, of

1540
01:48:33.880 --> 01:48:38.880
course of CoA, and imagine how
gross it would get after like six hours.

1541
01:48:38.960 --> 01:48:43.399
And I am planning for the long
Paul, finishing a bathtub of anything

1542
01:48:43.560 --> 01:48:45.720
in six hours and then when you
start paying the cereal is gonna get really

1543
01:48:45.720 --> 01:48:49.439
gross. I bet you're not.
I disagreeathtub of anything. I bet you

1544
01:48:49.479 --> 01:48:55.399
I can eat a bathtub of peace. I will bet you all the money

1545
01:48:55.520 --> 01:48:59.640
I have that you could not finish
that in six hours. A lot.

1546
01:48:59.720 --> 01:49:03.159
I mean, the best part about
beings. Having my financial needs for the

1547
01:49:03.159 --> 01:49:08.760
rest of my life is ruining you
financially. I will put my organs through

1548
01:49:08.760 --> 01:49:11.920
whatever they need to. You guys
are being You're not financial needs for the

1549
01:49:11.960 --> 01:49:16.159
rest A bathtub pece total freedom the
rest of my life. If I just

1550
01:49:16.239 --> 01:49:19.560
like oh, I had to poop
and I couldn't find I one thousand percent

1551
01:49:19.640 --> 01:49:24.640
would do it. However, it
would take way longer than six hours.

1552
01:49:24.760 --> 01:49:29.239
So here's what I would do.
I would do like a bathtub full of

1553
01:49:30.640 --> 01:49:35.439
like diced cut up watermelon. There's
already some weird water. It's airy,

1554
01:49:35.520 --> 01:49:39.920
but it still would fill the bathtub. That's the key. That's not really

1555
01:49:40.000 --> 01:49:44.319
much it's but it's still filling up
space, not dense, but still volume.

1556
01:49:45.079 --> 01:49:48.880
And it wouldn't water, oh peeing
in there. Sure. So if

1557
01:49:48.920 --> 01:49:53.079
you're just thinking about something that I'm
going into the bathroom in what I'm eating,

1558
01:49:53.119 --> 01:49:56.560
but I would you're trying as much, you're trying to cheat it a

1559
01:49:56.600 --> 01:49:59.359
little bit. I was thinking terms
of enjoyment, because I would enjoy the

1560
01:49:59.359 --> 01:50:02.239
macaroni cheese. We're just on ourselves. I mean, could you just do

1561
01:50:02.399 --> 01:50:06.840
rice cakes, you know, like
the like rice, like just the right

1562
01:50:09.359 --> 01:50:12.760
rice, like the pucks of Yes, how long do you think that would

1563
01:50:12.800 --> 01:50:18.359
take you? Twenty five minutes?
A bathtub full of rice cakes. There's

1564
01:50:18.359 --> 01:50:21.800
like nothing's a ten calories. No, it's rice. It expands in your

1565
01:50:21.800 --> 01:50:26.680
stomach even I know it's not the
little like tiny pieces of rice, because

1566
01:50:26.720 --> 01:50:29.600
you know how like you're eating rice
when you're having Chinese footage puffy, I

1567
01:50:29.600 --> 01:50:30.960
feel like it's already puffed out so
much. Yes, I one thousand.

1568
01:50:31.079 --> 01:50:34.199
I agree. It's not expanding as
much as actual regular rice would when you

1569
01:50:34.239 --> 01:50:38.359
get in your stomach. But you
think you could eat a bathtub full of

1570
01:50:38.479 --> 01:50:43.279
rice cakes in twenty five minutes.
Yeah, and the mac and cheese.

1571
01:50:44.399 --> 01:50:50.479
If you double that for a mac
and cheese. Yeah. I hear the

1572
01:50:50.479 --> 01:50:58.479
emails from this. Wait no,
actually wait did they say liquid? Wait?

1573
01:50:59.760 --> 01:51:02.319
Food? Did you do tomato?
Soup? Yeah? Soup count Oh

1574
01:51:02.359 --> 01:51:04.840
this is the sign a bunch of
cheese. It's really not a meal,

1575
01:51:04.960 --> 01:51:09.319
Jerry. If I can put a
bunch of shread and cheese and oyster crackers

1576
01:51:09.359 --> 01:51:12.560
in there, I would just go
tomatoes. Just do the soup. You're

1577
01:51:13.399 --> 01:51:17.079
enjoy going to enjoy this? No
matter what would I enjoy it. You

1578
01:51:17.159 --> 01:51:21.199
will not enjoy eating a bathtub full
of food. Okay, speak for yourself.

1579
01:51:21.239 --> 01:51:26.600
Imagine the fullest you've ever I want
you to recount the fullest you've ever

1580
01:51:26.680 --> 01:51:32.239
felt in your life. Like two
Saturdays ago, what were you eating?

1581
01:51:32.560 --> 01:51:36.880
We all went at a family thing
at a Jose full of rice cakes that

1582
01:51:36.960 --> 01:51:44.760
touched his butthole restaurant in Kansas,
and I ate a whole bunch of Jose

1583
01:51:44.880 --> 01:51:46.840
peppers. And then we went to
the bar and me and my dad and

1584
01:51:46.840 --> 01:51:49.640
my ex step dad and all of
us were just sitting there so fucking full.

1585
01:51:50.159 --> 01:51:54.600
At the red balloon and uh,
I could barely take down my giant

1586
01:51:55.079 --> 01:52:00.560
drinks. I promise you eating a
bathtub full of anything, your stomach literally

1587
01:52:00.600 --> 01:52:05.199
could not hold bone broth. I
can suck a bathtub full of bone broth.

1588
01:52:05.279 --> 01:52:09.159
I'd be fine. No, still, that's did you remember the people

1589
01:52:09.199 --> 01:52:13.720
remember? No, remember the Nintendo
we contest in Miami where people, yes,

1590
01:52:14.000 --> 01:52:18.359
hold your ways all water and salt, it's red. Oh my god,

1591
01:52:19.399 --> 01:52:26.840
you guys can't wait until for once
the emails will not be gunning for

1592
01:52:26.960 --> 01:52:29.920
me. I why, like the
logical one all of a sudden in this

1593
01:52:29.960 --> 01:52:32.279
group. It's just funny that you're
trying to add crackers though, because like

1594
01:52:33.279 --> 01:52:40.079
all, soup's really not a meal. Jerry did he crumple crackers? The

1595
01:52:40.119 --> 01:52:44.479
sign Feld bit? Okay, okay, soup is a good a good angle.

1596
01:52:44.520 --> 01:52:48.399
I think I don't know though,
that's like that's water, you're you're

1597
01:52:48.439 --> 01:52:54.159
peeing no matter what, there's what
I'll drink my own peace. Yes it's

1598
01:52:54.199 --> 01:52:58.920
financial, but no, it's like
tomato soups tomatoes right, yes, but

1599
01:52:58.960 --> 01:53:02.640
there's water like bra If I the
ingredients on canned soup water would be listened,

1600
01:53:02.960 --> 01:53:06.680
I think they just it's implied that
it's in there. Imply. I

1601
01:53:06.680 --> 01:53:11.640
think you have to say it is
water and there's water in tomatoes. Yeah,

1602
01:53:12.479 --> 01:53:15.039
okay, Uh, people say that
you make it with one can of

1603
01:53:15.039 --> 01:53:19.159
water per one can of soup.
I don't think there's actually water in soup.

1604
01:53:19.600 --> 01:53:25.880
You just said they make it with
one candle straight. That would be

1605
01:53:25.960 --> 01:53:31.720
gross. Oh my god, you're
just eating tomato paste. That's so disgusting.

1606
01:53:31.880 --> 01:53:35.039
That's okay. So that's when you're
like scooping it with your hand and

1607
01:53:35.079 --> 01:53:42.000
you're naked in the tub and you're
just scooping paste and few things. I

1608
01:53:42.039 --> 01:53:46.000
actually rice cakes is I would go
more I need. I think watermelon makes

1609
01:53:46.000 --> 01:53:49.840
sense to me because it's sort of
solid, sort of liquid something too liquidy

1610
01:53:49.920 --> 01:53:53.720
to eat all of it, you're
gonna be like slipping and slid on your

1611
01:53:53.720 --> 01:53:57.600
back and like trying to get every
last drag that's been like all over you.

1612
01:53:57.800 --> 01:54:00.000
I know what would happen, what
would be best for me? Either

1613
01:54:00.079 --> 01:54:04.920
skittles or red vines, because whenever
they're around, gettles eating them. I've

1614
01:54:04.920 --> 01:54:09.560
probably eaten half of a bathtub and
skittles in one sitting. No, that's

1615
01:54:09.760 --> 01:54:13.560
you have not, probably, I
promise you you have not eaten a half.

1616
01:54:13.560 --> 01:54:17.199
I don't know. You don't conversations
because you are parties. If I

1617
01:54:17.239 --> 01:54:19.800
went to a party and there was
a bathtub bule of Skittles, there's no

1618
01:54:19.880 --> 01:54:24.239
am leaving that party before I have
eaten half of that bathtum there. You

1619
01:54:24.279 --> 01:54:28.359
will not eat half a half bathtub
of Skittles. I'm gonna do this.

1620
01:54:28.479 --> 01:54:31.439
I'm gonna I'm gonna saw you,
like do the jigsaw thing and make you

1621
01:54:31.520 --> 01:54:34.520
eat a half bathtub of Skittles,
just so you know how painful that would

1622
01:54:34.520 --> 01:54:38.520
be and how long it would take
you. I'm not saying I'd be physically

1623
01:54:38.560 --> 01:54:41.520
comfortable. I would take you would
be happy. I would be happy.

1624
01:54:41.960 --> 01:54:46.439
Beare minimum to eat half a bathtub
of skittles twelve hours? Beare minimum?

1625
01:54:48.199 --> 01:54:51.840
And also the shit that would do
to your one hundred bucks. You might

1626
01:54:51.880 --> 01:54:56.159
be set for the rest of your
life. I'll fill the tub with skittles.

1627
01:54:56.199 --> 01:55:00.039
I'll fill it. Yeah, this
look, I don't need a that

1628
01:55:00.640 --> 01:55:03.720
bad but lifetime all your financial needs
of course, yes, yes, but

1629
01:55:03.880 --> 01:55:09.640
okay, so wait really quick.
Skittles I think is on the right path,

1630
01:55:09.680 --> 01:55:14.279
though, because they themselves are protected
by shells to like they're not gonna

1631
01:55:14.520 --> 01:55:17.720
though that food that dial saltines No, no, no, saltines are famously

1632
01:55:20.239 --> 01:55:23.720
no cracker. I don't think crackers
And like chips of the Way to Go,

1633
01:55:23.760 --> 01:55:27.119
those are a bathtub of extra toy
cheeses. That's like twenty dance.

1634
01:55:27.279 --> 01:55:30.279
You're just hungry right now, Like
I need you to go eat a meal

1635
01:55:30.319 --> 01:55:32.680
and then come back and tell me
he's making me hungry. Kayla had a

1636
01:55:32.680 --> 01:55:39.600
bunch of Japanese saltees. There's there's
an actual cell challenge. Oh, jello

1637
01:55:39.680 --> 01:55:42.800
would be good? That would that
would be better? Suck it up?

1638
01:55:43.880 --> 01:55:46.960
That is that you well, yeah, once you get inside, you would

1639
01:55:46.960 --> 01:55:51.560
digests a bit more, I think. And it's so compactable, it's still

1640
01:55:51.640 --> 01:55:57.079
it's still so much yellow in fifteen
minutes. No, you could not.

1641
01:55:57.399 --> 01:56:00.880
Dan got sit in your bath Kayla's
bathtub after this if she has one,

1642
01:56:00.960 --> 01:56:03.960
and just like really contemplate how much
jello that is. It's a lot of

1643
01:56:04.479 --> 01:56:09.800
never eaten a meal. That is
that much food in one sitting. But

1644
01:56:09.840 --> 01:56:13.520
I've never had a lifetime of financial
freedom on the top. Oh, I

1645
01:56:13.600 --> 01:56:15.479
agree, Like if you could do
the skittles and you have a lifetime of

1646
01:56:15.520 --> 01:56:20.600
financial freedom, sure do it,
but it would take you at least twelve

1647
01:56:20.600 --> 01:56:24.319
hours, and I think that's being
generous. And also your stomach would have

1648
01:56:24.520 --> 01:56:28.279
you would need to spend a lot
of that money right away on like getting

1649
01:56:28.279 --> 01:56:30.279
your stomach pumped. He's got financial
freedom, he can afford it. It

1650
01:56:30.680 --> 01:56:33.960
is where you can buy a new
stomach, I guess, but I think

1651
01:56:34.000 --> 01:56:39.560
so that the top of the line
for me, it would be Jesus jello

1652
01:56:39.960 --> 01:56:44.920
and cheese soup. Cheesus is so
much flour and like random artificial shit that

1653
01:56:44.960 --> 01:56:49.479
would just be wreck you within.
I love that idea was Velvita, that

1654
01:56:49.560 --> 01:56:56.399
dude loves to wreck his insides with
cheese straight not cheese. Imagine just you

1655
01:56:56.399 --> 01:57:00.479
would be diarrhea ing into the via. That's the Gebers makes about taco bell

1656
01:57:00.520 --> 01:57:03.479
and all that stuff. I've never
wanted, like if your body just you've

1657
01:57:03.520 --> 01:57:09.640
never wants diarrhea, diarrhea, But
I have diarrhea when I have like a

1658
01:57:09.640 --> 01:57:13.760
normal like thing, no matter what
you're eating in this quantity to get out

1659
01:57:13.800 --> 01:57:16.239
of that bathtub, you will have
dire I'll have like big poops that hurt

1660
01:57:16.239 --> 01:57:18.399
when they come out, But I'm
not gonna have like diarrha. You have

1661
01:57:18.439 --> 01:57:21.319
to empty, though, keep in
mind, oh wait, that's a question.

1662
01:57:21.319 --> 01:57:24.960
Actually it's sorry to get gross,
and we went pretty long without talking

1663
01:57:24.960 --> 01:57:29.159
about poop in this episode. I'm
proud of us. How do you need

1664
01:57:29.199 --> 01:57:31.279
to empty just the food that you
started out with or do you need to

1665
01:57:31.319 --> 01:57:34.560
empty everything on the bathtub? Well, if it's no, what no,

1666
01:57:34.720 --> 01:57:39.760
what? No, No, I'm
not gonna my poop. But what I'm

1667
01:57:39.760 --> 01:57:43.680
saying is is like if you fill
it with saltine crackers and you pee,

1668
01:57:43.760 --> 01:57:46.199
the saltines are gonna get peaty,
and then you have to eat those saltine

1669
01:57:46.279 --> 01:57:50.119
I mean, okay, if we're
talking a lifetime of financial freedom, I

1670
01:57:50.159 --> 01:57:56.479
would like eat a turd, But
I'm not gonna eat like a full evacuation.

1671
01:57:56.720 --> 01:58:00.079
If we're dying a lifetime, I
never have to. You're saying you

1672
01:58:00.119 --> 01:58:02.960
wouldn't need one turd if you never
had to worry about money. Again,

1673
01:58:03.880 --> 01:58:06.680
let's not care ourselves here. We
wouldn't be proud of it, we wouldn't

1674
01:58:06.680 --> 01:58:12.520
like it. But you do it. Yeah, I think you would hurt

1675
01:58:12.560 --> 01:58:16.800
yourself quite a bit by eating a
piece of poop. But again, if

1676
01:58:16.800 --> 01:58:27.520
you're kings tacks here, But if
you eat, but you just eat one.

1677
01:58:29.640 --> 01:58:32.680
This isn't too much. We've gone
past no question, no, no,

1678
01:58:32.680 --> 01:58:35.560
no, I'm gonna ask the question
directly, Mike. I go to

1679
01:58:35.600 --> 01:58:38.279
your house. We think we're gonna
hang out and go to the bar,

1680
01:58:38.319 --> 01:58:41.720
and said, Mike, change a
plan. I have this guy here the

1681
01:58:42.000 --> 01:58:45.920
paperwork for you to send mine or
someone else's. Uh, you get to

1682
01:58:45.960 --> 01:58:49.159
choose the turdum. But it is
the turd will be the same size no

1683
01:58:49.199 --> 01:58:51.279
matter who it comes from, or
it could be a dog. I don't

1684
01:58:51.279 --> 01:58:56.359
know what's what's this size? We're
talking about normal turd size? What's a

1685
01:58:56.479 --> 01:59:01.119
normal turd size? Like six inches? About like a quarter in a quarter

1686
01:59:01.199 --> 01:59:06.399
in circumference? Okay, quarter six
inches is a normal turd size. I

1687
01:59:06.399 --> 01:59:11.960
mean it's a good turd size.
Okay, don't say okay six inch long

1688
01:59:12.319 --> 01:59:15.680
quarter circumference. No, you'll get
to pick where the like in little little

1689
01:59:15.680 --> 01:59:19.439
fucking pelis six inch turns? Is
that normal? I'm trying to think.

1690
01:59:19.800 --> 01:59:23.960
I guess I'm like three foot turds. Okay, now we're just bragging.

1691
01:59:24.039 --> 01:59:27.399
I have a three foot petis you
don't see me bragging about it? Three

1692
01:59:27.560 --> 01:59:31.640
feet? Love? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, no, no, no,

1693
01:59:31.680 --> 01:59:34.600
I want to really answer, really
answer here, six inch turd?

1694
01:59:35.039 --> 01:59:40.960
You never have? You have an
infinite magic fucking game shirts bank account.

1695
01:59:41.079 --> 01:59:44.319
I think that's a I'm not saying
I've never pooped a six inch tird.

1696
01:59:44.319 --> 01:59:46.319
I think that's pretty big, though. I don't think that's normal. Would

1697
01:59:46.359 --> 01:59:50.399
you eat it? No, Yeah, it's mine. You get to pick.

1698
01:59:50.880 --> 01:59:54.880
It's every This is all on topic. You're you taught, you brought

1699
01:59:54.960 --> 01:59:57.800
up to know, and I'm saying
you get to pick who or what made

1700
01:59:57.800 --> 02:00:00.640
the turd. It could be able
to anybody. It's me, Why would

1701
02:00:00.640 --> 02:00:03.079
I it's you. It's your turn, because you could be a little freak

1702
02:00:03.479 --> 02:00:08.520
for okay, demanded turn. Well
that's different. I don't do that for

1703
02:00:08.600 --> 02:00:15.800
money for love, for love yeah, define financial time, yeah, define.

1704
02:00:16.000 --> 02:00:19.960
So walk me through this monetary situation
afterward. Okay, no, no,

1705
02:00:19.960 --> 02:00:24.039
no, You sign a piece of
paper. It's with like a representative

1706
02:00:24.039 --> 02:00:26.600
from the bank. You give your
bank details. Yeah, yeah, just

1707
02:00:26.640 --> 02:00:29.600
like exactly wired. It's like any
time you need to pay for anything,

1708
02:00:29.640 --> 02:00:31.239
you just have a magic card and
you don't need to worry About's like it's

1709
02:00:31.239 --> 02:00:34.680
like it's infinite money the rest of
my life. Yeah, yes, of

1710
02:00:34.680 --> 02:00:39.159
course, Yeah, exactly one thousand
percent everybody. Okay, you're dumb if

1711
02:00:39.159 --> 02:00:47.199
you don't do that exactly. Mary, Yes, okay, okay, what

1712
02:00:47.239 --> 02:00:49.560
you brought it up when you said
financial freedom, I thought you meant like,

1713
02:00:50.479 --> 02:00:55.439
live comfortably. I'm like, okay, okay, so that infinite money.

1714
02:00:55.479 --> 02:00:58.760
Okay, lets let's change it then, that infinite money unanimous. Yes,

1715
02:00:59.279 --> 02:01:04.039
Let's say you're in a downside guarantee
every year one hundred and twenty k

1716
02:01:05.600 --> 02:01:11.840
eat a turd? Is this one? You can do what everyone, you

1717
02:01:11.840 --> 02:01:14.880
can work, you can make money, do whatever you live. No,

1718
02:01:15.920 --> 02:01:17.640
eating one turd for one twenty k
a year for the rest of you actual

1719
02:01:17.720 --> 02:01:20.359
one twenty k a year for the
rest of my life now for one third.

1720
02:01:20.880 --> 02:01:25.840
Correct, I'm not doing that.
I'm fine, fine without that.

1721
02:01:27.560 --> 02:01:33.199
Ask a question again. All Right, you eat one turd once and you

1722
02:01:33.279 --> 02:01:36.880
get one hundred and twenty k a
year for the rest of your life,

1723
02:01:38.279 --> 02:01:42.199
and you can also make whatever money
doing your job and whatever. There's total

1724
02:01:42.279 --> 02:01:47.319
freedom. Is this It's it's a
it's a suitcaseful of cash. No,

1725
02:01:49.239 --> 02:01:57.840
wow, that's millions of twenty Yeah, but like you could make that in

1726
02:01:57.880 --> 02:02:00.079
other ways without eating a turd.
I can make that be the easiest I

1727
02:02:00.079 --> 02:02:08.039
can make money in other ways eating
anna, but I'm gonna get drunk.

1728
02:02:08.079 --> 02:02:11.000
I'm gonna hold my nose. I'm
gonna not like no, no, no,

1729
02:02:11.000 --> 02:02:12.800
no, no no. It's not
just the taste. It's now we're

1730
02:02:12.800 --> 02:02:15.439
getting way too in it. But
it's it's like that your bodies are not

1731
02:02:15.479 --> 02:02:18.560
meant to eat that. Yeah,
I'm gonna get sick, but I'm gonna

1732
02:02:18.560 --> 02:02:27.520
be sick and then I'm gonna I
think you could die from that. Okay,

1733
02:02:27.560 --> 02:02:29.880
there's also a doctor on hand,
So you got the referent in from

1734
02:02:29.880 --> 02:02:31.880
the bank and a doctor. And
the doctor's gonna be with you for a

1735
02:02:31.920 --> 02:02:35.159
week in case something goes wrong.
Yes, the doctor's there with with the

1736
02:02:35.199 --> 02:02:39.159
proper tools. No, I still
would not, not for the one hundred

1737
02:02:39.199 --> 02:02:45.960
twenty one No. Wow. Wonder
is that you don't have to like re

1738
02:02:46.159 --> 02:02:51.600
up? I understand the I like
my job, are you. I don't

1739
02:02:51.800 --> 02:02:56.840
need Yeah, I don't need to
be convinced to like you do this.

1740
02:02:59.399 --> 02:03:03.000
I can just make a wage.
Yeah, but like this, But it's

1741
02:03:03.039 --> 02:03:06.439
just the the it's the safety net. It's the safety net of like,

1742
02:03:06.560 --> 02:03:11.119
Oh man, I'm glad I ate
that ten years ago because now I don't

1743
02:03:11.119 --> 02:03:13.600
have to worry now the mortgage is
going to get paid. You know,

1744
02:03:15.000 --> 02:03:18.119
it's not a safety net. Okay. But also it's not a life changing

1745
02:03:18.159 --> 02:03:20.880
amount of money. I mean actually
it is. Yeah, it's not.

1746
02:03:21.920 --> 02:03:27.479
It's not enough to like to like
ease my my financial burden. It's good

1747
02:03:27.520 --> 02:03:30.680
money. I don't mean to like
scoff at that. I don't think it's

1748
02:03:30.680 --> 02:03:33.039
worth legitimate amount of money. It's
not worth eating a turd. Yeah,

1749
02:03:33.520 --> 02:03:39.640
I would rather just have a job
and work This industry we work and is

1750
02:03:39.800 --> 02:03:44.119
ripe with layoffs and uncertainty all the
time. And you could just secure your

1751
02:03:44.159 --> 02:03:48.119
income of the rest of your life
for one turd one time. No still

1752
02:03:48.720 --> 02:03:53.680
now, okay, well I'm still
doing it. Yeah, good for you.

1753
02:03:55.600 --> 02:03:59.880
Um. But still food wise,
though, I feel like skittles were

1754
02:03:59.880 --> 02:04:03.720
actually on something. The shells,
like Eminem's themselves, are designed to protect

1755
02:04:03.720 --> 02:04:11.399
the chocolate from melting. And World
War two one M and m's were created

1756
02:04:11.600 --> 02:04:15.199
to ship to soldiers, and the
shells prevented the chocolate from melting while they're

1757
02:04:15.199 --> 02:04:20.199
shipped. MS can melt right,
the shells made them more durable. It

1758
02:04:20.239 --> 02:04:23.840
was to get chocolate. I can't
I don't know which World War was let

1759
02:04:23.880 --> 02:04:28.760
me. Look this up. There's
only two of them. I think we've

1760
02:04:28.800 --> 02:04:31.279
exhausted this question. No, we
haven't. We got very off course.

1761
02:04:39.399 --> 02:04:42.039
Eminem's in the America, the original
milk chocolate M and M's, the brainchild

1762
02:04:42.039 --> 02:04:44.680
of Forest Mars, which is just
the coolest name I've ever heard in my

1763
02:04:44.720 --> 02:04:48.840
life, were created in nineteen forty
one exclusively for US service members deployed overseas

1764
02:04:48.880 --> 02:04:51.720
during Ward War two. Chocolate bars
were already part of military rations, but

1765
02:04:51.760 --> 02:04:56.600
the Eminem's candy shell made them stand
out, so I guess there's more durable.

1766
02:04:57.239 --> 02:05:00.880
I think the Eminem's thing is kind
of a rude because they do the

1767
02:05:00.880 --> 02:05:03.439
different colored shells, but they all
taste the same, and Skittles they all

1768
02:05:03.479 --> 02:05:08.079
taste different, So like, yeah, Eminem's just skills are I think Skittles

1769
02:05:08.159 --> 02:05:11.680
is like the real deal. You
know, Skittles over Eminem's every single day.

1770
02:05:11.680 --> 02:05:14.479
And I'm a chocolate person. I
fucking love chocolate, but I'll take

1771
02:05:14.520 --> 02:05:17.079
Skittles every day. Base Base Eminem's
I don't love. I love some of

1772
02:05:17.079 --> 02:05:19.840
the gimmick ones are great, the
peanut, the pretzels, the caramel,

1773
02:05:20.159 --> 02:05:24.039
like, all that stuff's awesome,
but just base. Same with her Hershey

1774
02:05:24.079 --> 02:05:27.239
kisses. I'll have the ones with
the nuts are the almonds or the cookies

1775
02:05:27.279 --> 02:05:30.720
and cream stuff. But a bass
Hershey's kiss or bass Eminem's or bass Hershey's

1776
02:05:30.760 --> 02:05:33.159
just the like grid that you break
up. That doesn't du a lot for

1777
02:05:33.199 --> 02:05:39.319
me. No, I agree.
I mean that is like the quintessential chocolate

1778
02:05:39.359 --> 02:05:43.359
to me, which is funny because
I really like dark chocolate. I like

1779
02:05:43.479 --> 02:05:45.920
chocolate when it's like Snickers where it's
like it's just a coating around all the

1780
02:05:45.960 --> 02:05:48.760
real good stuff, you know,
the nut, caramel and all that.

1781
02:05:48.920 --> 02:05:54.000
Yeah, yeah, let me okay. So bathtub though, what's your definitive?

1782
02:05:54.279 --> 02:06:00.399
A bathtub filled with Snickers and one
her you don't know it's gonna surprise

1783
02:06:00.479 --> 02:06:04.840
you, and they disguised it.
They put the snickers outside so you don't

1784
02:06:04.880 --> 02:06:19.800
know. God, that's gross.
That is saw. This is a Jigsaw

1785
02:06:19.960 --> 02:06:26.319
plot. You are in a tub
with snickers. One is a turn.

1786
02:06:26.560 --> 02:06:30.680
You cannot leave until you've eaten all
the snickers. You have four hours.

1787
02:06:30.920 --> 02:06:35.520
We're giving when James Wan hits rock
Bottom, we're giving him the idea for

1788
02:06:35.600 --> 02:06:40.920
his next horror movie. Yeah,
there is a key in one of the

1789
02:06:40.960 --> 02:06:48.520
snickers to actually like unlock. The
chains on the rest are normal Snickers,

1790
02:06:51.359 --> 02:06:56.960
and there's also one fast Break and
one Take five. There's a nutrageous in

1791
02:06:56.960 --> 02:07:02.039
there too. What okay, tell
me what what you would choose the tub

1792
02:07:02.079 --> 02:07:04.600
to be filled with, and how
long it would take you? KFC mac

1793
02:07:04.640 --> 02:07:09.680
and cheese, and it would take
me forty five minutes. That's asinine,

1794
02:07:11.680 --> 02:07:16.920
jello four hours. I think jello
is a better answer, but I don't

1795
02:07:16.960 --> 02:07:24.199
think I think it'll take you longer
than four in four hours Arby's white cheddar

1796
02:07:24.199 --> 02:07:27.880
mac and cheese forty five minutes.
KFC is not as good anymore. I

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02:07:27.880 --> 02:07:31.319
couldn't do anything with any lactose.
I would immediately be shitting into everything around

1798
02:07:31.319 --> 02:07:38.279
me. Um. I think I
realized the piss implications, but I'm accepting

1799
02:07:38.359 --> 02:07:42.199
piss as a thing, and I
would rather drink my piss than eat my

1800
02:07:42.239 --> 02:07:45.159
poop. So I'm going to watermelon. I'm going to watermelon. I would

1801
02:07:45.279 --> 02:07:49.800
watermelon. Watermelon takes up so much
space for what actually goes into you.

1802
02:07:49.920 --> 02:07:54.560
It's like fiber and water. Yeah, no, that that that would probably

1803
02:07:54.600 --> 02:07:58.479
be poop. Watermelon is my favorite
answer in terms of just ease of this

1804
02:07:58.600 --> 02:08:01.520
challenge. I'd but I want to
enjoy it. So that's why I'm sticking

1805
02:08:01.520 --> 02:08:05.800
with Mac running Cheese. And I
love how optimistic you are. I love

1806
02:08:05.800 --> 02:08:07.920
that you think you would enjoy this. I would I don't think there's any

1807
02:08:07.920 --> 02:08:15.079
scenario in which you enjoy this.
I definitely wouldn't. Thank you. Davis

1808
02:08:15.079 --> 02:08:20.239
from Syracuse. Uh, that's the
question. I figured it might take us

1809
02:08:20.239 --> 02:08:24.159
on some turns. I think I
was correct. I was. I'm glad

1810
02:08:24.199 --> 02:08:26.359
I saved it. Jake and Vinnie, I'm very curious that their answers would

1811
02:08:26.359 --> 02:08:33.079
be Jake text me once you you
you uh you hear this? That was

1812
02:08:33.119 --> 02:08:35.319
Firescape past At gmail dot com.
You get send in questions, comments,

1813
02:08:35.319 --> 02:08:41.199
corrections. I will only very rarely
read corrections because I I don't like reading

1814
02:08:41.239 --> 02:08:45.119
corrections. But that was a good
one because I actually clearly butchered the final

1815
02:08:45.159 --> 02:08:50.319
fantasy stuff. But Mary, tell
people where they can get some hot duds

1816
02:08:50.520 --> 02:08:54.239
aside from otah dot com. Where
else can people get some cool clothing?

1817
02:08:54.800 --> 02:08:58.279
Why? Head on over to fire
Escape merch dot com. You will get

1818
02:08:58.319 --> 02:09:07.600
all of the coolest threads. Um
to Dawn your rock solid bod. We

1819
02:09:07.720 --> 02:09:13.239
have so many incredible pieces. Uh, we have that banana yellow we have

1820
02:09:13.399 --> 02:09:18.000
orange. Um. Oh, it's
called toast. Um. There's a color

1821
02:09:18.079 --> 02:09:26.199
called athletic heather. Uh, there's
another color called heather prism dusty blue.

1822
02:09:26.600 --> 02:09:33.039
These are all true. Um.
There's also a color called navy. No,

1823
02:09:33.159 --> 02:09:39.640
one's not as interesting. Um there's
one. There's one called blocks blood

1824
02:09:39.680 --> 02:09:46.920
black. Go get your ox blood
black like paint. Yeah. It comes

1825
02:09:48.000 --> 02:09:52.520
in small to four x L tell
them what's on the shirts our logo but

1826
02:09:52.680 --> 02:10:01.279
sometimes um it's uh dorky Christmas or
um the about the author manifesto. Don't

1827
02:10:01.319 --> 02:10:05.399
don't buy that. Yeah, don't
buy that. That one's in coaster form.

1828
02:10:05.720 --> 02:10:07.159
Don't buy that. That's a mouse
pad as well as bad Yes,

1829
02:10:07.319 --> 02:10:11.159
yeah, but don't buy those.
This isn't a bit. I don't want

1830
02:10:11.159 --> 02:10:13.920
you to buy those. But that's
fire State merch. Also a hoodie and

1831
02:10:13.000 --> 02:10:24.199
it comes in Carolina blue, navy
blazer, carbon gray, maroon, less

1832
02:10:24.239 --> 02:10:26.920
of burgundy, more of a maroon. And you can get mugs, You

1833
02:10:26.920 --> 02:10:33.000
can get the thermisis and can get
the water bottles, etc. So go

1834
02:10:33.119 --> 02:10:39.720
to Firescate merch, do it,
dot com, um dan yes, plug

1835
02:10:39.760 --> 02:10:45.640
our Patreon do it. We're on
Patreon. Search for fire Escape on Patreon

1836
02:10:45.800 --> 02:10:48.439
and you'll find us. You can
see us right now. You can know

1837
02:10:48.960 --> 02:10:52.760
how many how many numbers were holding
up with our fingers right now. It's

1838
02:10:52.800 --> 02:10:56.800
exciting content like this that you'd only
know if you were a subscriber on the

1839
02:10:56.880 --> 02:11:01.199
video tier. We also have the
ad free audio tier as well. Also

1840
02:11:01.239 --> 02:11:03.760
just tip jar if you just like
what you're doing one or like what you're

1841
02:11:03.800 --> 02:11:05.960
hearing and you want to support it. But yeah, we're on the Patreon

1842
02:11:07.000 --> 02:11:09.800
there. Check it out the various
tiers and give us the five stars on

1843
02:11:09.920 --> 02:11:15.039
Spotify. I hope out that whole
situation over there. As far as me,

1844
02:11:15.239 --> 02:11:18.920
you can find me on giant bomb
dot com if you've not gone there.

1845
02:11:18.920 --> 02:11:22.000
I was just starting with Blake Club
where. Right now we have Jeff

1846
02:11:22.039 --> 02:11:26.640
Grubb playing through Batman Dark Tomorrow on
the GameCube, which has been a delight

1847
02:11:26.760 --> 02:11:31.039
and unbelievably terrible for him to play. So that's what I got going on

1848
02:11:31.079 --> 02:11:35.439
now, Mary, what about you? Um, I just got back from

1849
02:11:35.439 --> 02:11:39.439
a big worldly trip. I think
for right now, I'm gonna stay at

1850
02:11:39.479 --> 02:11:46.960
home. I will continue to stream
um my indies on Mondays on Twitch,

1851
02:11:46.640 --> 02:11:52.359
and that's probably it. I'm taking
it easy right now, and then I'm

1852
02:11:52.960 --> 02:11:56.359
a Polygon. We're doing a lot
of great stuff. We're getting ready for

1853
02:11:56.439 --> 02:12:01.039
some Balder's Gate coverage, getting ready
for some arm Core later in the month,

1854
02:12:01.039 --> 02:12:05.319
and then Starfields the last not the
last big game of the year by

1855
02:12:05.359 --> 02:12:07.079
any means, but the last like
big, big, big, big game,

1856
02:12:07.680 --> 02:12:11.760
so we'll be covering all those.
But also Mary and I have been

1857
02:12:11.800 --> 02:12:18.039
away from Resident How do we do
this Resident kin Evil four remake? Yes,

1858
02:12:18.119 --> 02:12:22.760
we left off after the last thing
you did. You did the Chainsaw

1859
02:12:22.800 --> 02:12:26.039
Sisters, and then we left off, and that was funny for me to

1860
02:12:26.039 --> 02:12:30.199
watch because Leon did that kick off
the wall and then I think you got

1861
02:12:30.239 --> 02:12:33.640
chainsawed in half. We've been away
for a while, we'll come back.

1862
02:12:33.680 --> 02:12:39.920
If you're not aware of that,
it's our like sixteenth season of playing through

1863
02:12:39.960 --> 02:12:45.760
Resideval games. And if you're not
subscribed to the fire Escape YouTube channel,

1864
02:12:45.840 --> 02:12:48.119
go do that. Go look that
up and subscribe, because then you'll know

1865
02:12:48.119 --> 02:12:52.279
when the next episode goes up.
And that's also where we're planning on putting

1866
02:12:52.359 --> 02:12:56.640
up more stuff in the future,
and especially the stuff in Oregon or the

1867
02:12:56.680 --> 02:12:58.439
Midwest, what have you. Whatever, we end up doing stuff later for

1868
02:12:58.520 --> 02:13:03.439
Game of the Year or our arguments
and our big live show where we I'm

1869
02:13:03.520 --> 02:13:11.760
hoping bring back cool Judge Jake in
December. The the Patreon, the subscribers

1870
02:13:11.800 --> 02:13:16.560
to Patreon or what really not that
we don't appreciate everything. Everybody's doing a

1871
02:13:16.560 --> 02:13:20.159
show support, but Patreons really where
we are able to spend money on travel

1872
02:13:20.239 --> 02:13:24.479
and live shows and the Balls to
the Wall productions. It's the most direct

1873
02:13:24.560 --> 02:13:28.520
way to support in terms of like
getting a bunch of people to have to

1874
02:13:28.520 --> 02:13:31.560
buy plane tickets and stuff like that, meals, don't have to get everyone

1875
02:13:31.640 --> 02:13:33.279
out for Game of the Year and
things like that. You support us through

1876
02:13:33.319 --> 02:13:37.960
Patreon, we can put that money, help me buy so much mac and

1877
02:13:39.039 --> 02:13:43.319
cheese that I can fill a bathtub
with it and put Jesus part of the

1878
02:13:43.359 --> 02:13:46.079
beauty I want to do. I
want to do the Skittles thing. We

1879
02:13:46.079 --> 02:13:50.960
should do that. Don't you're gonna
stain? Are you gonna give me the

1880
02:13:50.000 --> 02:13:54.159
one twenty gay year? No?
No, no, I'm not giving me

1881
02:13:54.199 --> 02:13:56.079
the money. I just want to
show you how much is about. I'm

1882
02:13:56.119 --> 02:14:01.479
not doing it unless the I need
the check in hand. Yeah, I'll

1883
02:14:01.520 --> 02:14:05.319
think about it. I'll find a
financier. Thank you everybody that was Episode

1884
02:14:05.399 --> 02:14:09.840
sixty We've done sixty episodes of this, this, this thing of ours.

1885
02:14:09.680 --> 02:14:15.039
It's been fun. It's been fun
years. Two and a half years.

1886
02:14:13.479 --> 02:14:18.399
Coming up on that right, it's
April. No, it's early April twenty

1887
02:14:18.439 --> 02:14:20.920
twenty one. We started so a
little yeah, coming up on two and

1888
02:14:20.920 --> 02:14:24.079
a half. Ye be up in
two and a half and like November,

1889
02:14:26.159 --> 02:14:33.239
December, November, October. Uh, been great, it's been great.

1890
02:14:33.520 --> 02:14:39.600
April, May, June. It's
been fun. Thanks everybody for joining.

1891
02:14:41.039 --> 02:14:43.720
First time US three have been back
in the same room, so to speak.

1892
02:14:43.760 --> 02:14:48.600
It's been it's been a blast.
I'll see you guys next week,

1893
02:14:48.600 --> 02:14:52.000
and we'll see all of you,
not next week, two weeks from now.

1894
02:14:52.399 --> 02:14:58.479
Apologies, we'll see you then episode
sixty one be there or else.

1895
02:14:58.479 --> 02:15:03.520
I'll find you, you know I
will. I'll do it. I'll fucking

1896
02:15:03.680 --> 02:15:07.399
find you. Don't make me do
it, You'll make Me'll make me come

1897
02:15:07.399 --> 02:15:11.920
to your house. Listen to next
episode. Watch next episode, would be

1898
02:15:11.960 --> 02:15:16.479
a patron. I'm gonna I'm gonna
find you. Don't make me get violent.

1899
02:15:16.960 --> 02:15:20.359
It's so effective. I have a
history of it. Bye, everybody,

1900
02:15:20.800 --> 02:15:24.119
see your next episode. Ready.
I