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forget, so I gotta do it. That's fair. Yeah, I guess
I'm gonna be in it. I guess we'll focus on questions because I don't
really know much. That's I don't know the stuff has been happening, but
like I don't know enough about any of it at all. Like I have
no idea. I know there's some stuff with the Completionist. I know that
twitch rolled back there their nudity policies or whatever the fuck after like less than
a day hold it back already. Oh you didn't know what happened immediately?
Well, everybody was just like many well yeah, everyone straight up naked up
naked? Well, no, everyone was just pushing the boundary. People were
theory crafting essentially, and they were like, oh, let's uh, this
was a good idea, but that sucks. I think that would have been
a pretty cool I different people that do not safe for work art and stuff
like that. It would have been totally normal if they would have did it
outside of a meta, if they just made an announcement like, hey,
we're gonna let this happen. People. People were so hopped up, especially
with the new what the artistic nudity meta you know, like they were like
people now really wanted to get in on the on it and go hard on
the paint. I mean, hell, I don't stream anymore, and I
even thought like what can I do? Like I was thinking like, oh,
I can do male cameltoe streams or something. This is it's insane.
Like there's like people that were just like trying to do it, like,
oh, I could like make some cool stuff. I can do some cool
things. I could like draw, you know, like some some rather suggressive
things. You know, they make money off of it. And then there's
like motherfuckers like you that are just like, oh, how can I make
this company regret their decision? Yeah? Not even like how can I do
something fun? How could I just ruined this? How can I make Twitch
upset for saying yes to me? I'm just like only fans light, you
know, like just give people a taste where I got, Like I got
some UFC shorts or some bicycle shorts, and then you know, you just
kind of just get a little bit. You get the half chode going on
or whatever, you get that little chubb going on. You guys are talking
about if you if you frame one frame one dude, let's do it.
I got, I got, like that is no, I'm talking about Derek's
ILK. I mean, but like, how would you? Why wouldn't when
it's like if they were asking for it at this point, because all it
was, in my opinion, all it is is just protecting these booby streamers,
right. They they've proven time and time again that that is their top
priority as far as like who to protect, like who to protect it.
It's like, oh, it's not an all encompassing thing, like let's make
guidelines that protect X y Z. It's just whatever, Let's just make sure
that these people can keep doing things and then possibly they'll keep sliding in our
d ms and we'll keep getting to have sex with them. Because I meant
story it's any thing. I think it's a money thing. Primarily. I
think it's a money thing, but it primarily for sure, it's a money
thing. They'll get me wrong. It's not be a money thing, but
it is. It is, it is. I'm waiting for all of the
booby streamers because there's are there's been a handful of women that have talked about
hooking up with, you know, important people in Twitch or Instagram or how
to you know like how to game, how to basically get above the It's
like, you remember how I'm sorry to even say this, but you remember
how fucking gamer gates started. I can't remember. It's it's I already apologize,
I already apologize, but I'm just saying you remember how it started in
the same way where you just have there's there's some people who will get a
leg up by fucking everybody. You know, it's it's smart. There's no
reason not kind of is smart. I mean, if no reason not to,
don't you can get away with it. I mean if if they wants
that, especially now that AIDS isn't a problem at all, Like protection,
is there any STI that protection? Really? Is there any s? T
I well, it definitely will dramatically reduce the chances of transmitting it. Yeah,
how you stop that likes COVID? I mean like it might it will
maybe a little bit way about it radical though, I will say, because
assuming it doesn't risk if if if if if, like okay, we'd be
breathing like frogs, like with a mask, you'd be like like suffocating.
So like you know, I've had they protect a lot more than a mask.
I'm just saying break I've had I have, dude, I'm not even
joking. I've had at least like seven different experiences where the condom is straight
up ripped. What are you doing? What are you doing? Actually do
anything? I'm not doing anything wrong. They just information about you, Chris.
I think we're learningpartially some good information about you that you're possibly you're possibly
well endowed, and you're using small condoms. That's what it sounds like.
I'm using. I'm using the cheapest ones. Well, that has to be
condoms don't break often, dude, Like they really don't. I really can,
I can probably had often? Is not often? Is not often?
It's not seven times often, like out of the over the course of the
number of condoms that I've used, it's not often, But it's enough for
me to be like, that's you're you're not there were like, that's a
lot, so this guy has well, So it doesn't It could mean just
like you've been with Lily for a long time, that would mean you your
your sex count should be high. Yes, yeah, I understand that I've
used I've used many a condom in my day. But before I go to
the person I am with now, I have broken maybe two condoms, and
that's because one of the times I thought I should put two on because I
got scared and because I had too on. That's like the worst thing you
can do. Learned. I learned that sex. But I was like,
it can't be that bad because it was. It was, it was that
a little bit of space. I was like, maybe if I like,
really at the most so stupid, it's really stupid spermicidal condoms. There's like
there's other things that could be done. Uh, condoms are full well something
that something that I was something Actually I was actually curious. There are people
that that's weird. That's weird. That's where that's where, that's where I
have so about this like nudity thing, this artistic nudity. I was actually
curious because like Derek, like, dude, could you have just streamed all
of your your like nude moded reisten Evil gameplay under that you probably could have
done that? Have done that if you're right. No, you're right,
because because that would probably have brought me back to Twitch. That would have
brought me back to Twitch. It didn't. I didn't even cross my mind
because that is literally I want to I love. I would love to stream
this ship because it is I know there would be a bunch of horny people
watching, but to me, it's just funny. So I would love to
just. Man now, I'm actually kind of disappointed that you just changed my
entire perspective. You coulda you could have played a ball thiss Gate with like
just you know, can play all the all the nude mods, all the
swinging dicks, dude, like it's the only reason to play it. Yeah,
it is the only way. I'm man, dude, some of the
other encounters that I'm discovering or there's there are some wild sexual encounters in that
game, like like some of them are just like yeah, some of them
just like they put so much time into this fucking sequence because that's what that's
that's what that's what eighties boulders get was it'd be a bunch of these fucking
like these fucking neckbeard guys back when only nerds played it, and they'd be
like, yo, I want to fuck that dragon, and the DM is
like are you sure, and it's like, yeah, I want to fuck
that dragon. And he's like all right, bro, roll and fuck get
the twenty and he's like, so you approached the dragon in a very central
manner, and it's really feeling your vibe. The dragon takes out a big
scally penis and just like forehead, and it's like, because you know,
it takes a penis out even though he's a dragon. It's hidden when it's
hidden when they're not in sex mode. When there's sex mode, like a
latch opens, like latch open the dragon latch. It's like, how like
you know, like beatles have the like that the casing over their wings.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not fly mode, Yeah I have. I
don't know. Yeah, I'm I'm man. I've been playing, I've been
playing with I've been playing a little bit, and it's uh, I just
I just do not understand how you have any combat encounter in this game without
either getting completely wiped or just being over encumbered by like fifty different mobs with
like a bizarre attack pattern where they can shoot crossbows at you three times in
a row for each individual turn. And you're just like, Okay, I
don't I'm I actually dislike it more the more I play it, so I
think I have to stop. I have to stop given hours I put into
it, and I'm just like I like the story here, but like I
can't, I cannot watch the story. I gave you to the suggestion that
if you, if you, if you want to play strictly for the story,
just like do you remember that there was a whole there was a whole
argument. Of course, remember that there was the whole argument about people wanting
to experience everything that has to do with from software games, so they would
like for there to be ye different modes like easy story mode or something like
that, And of course the fans completely reject that, and I was,
you know, obviously I don't. I don't. I was indifferent because obviously
if it was there, wouldn't play it, so it didn't matter to me.
But I always feel like more options, there's always a better idea in
my opinion, because it wouldn't it wouldn't with my gameplay at all. It
wouldn't do anything to me. And that's what actually matters. Like say I
don't like, say I I don't feel I don't. I don't feel any
sort of way about God of War having so many different options of difficulties.
I feel nothing about it. I play what I play, and you play
what you play. So it as far as like say balders Gate goes.
For example, if somebody wanted to experience the story, I feel like,
and you have a PC, why not throw some fucking trainers on there too?
If if the combat is that like to you, why not have Because
to me, it is hilarious if you just put if you have an infinite
amount of fucking just if you can just go your turnmeter never deplete, it
can be really fucking funny. Yeah, yeah, you can. You can
tell I've thrown like I just fucking around. I was just throwing everyone,
just just just having fun throwing everybody and then killing a boss by throwing him
to death, you know, because I didn't have It was just just fucking
around. And those are things that I even thought about streaming because that's fun
to me. But long story short, Yeah, I feel like if you
wanted to, like, why not, maybe I'll fuck around with that.
Maybe I'll fuck around with that. It's just like I'll I'll find myself in
the beginning area. I'm in the beginning area, dude, I'm in the
beginning area. And then there's these fucking Knowles or whatever the fuck, And
that's a hard fight if you're not like level four at least it's but it's
not even just a hard normal because I'm just like I've already decided, like,
all right, I'm playing this for the story I'm on. The difficulty
is like the lowest it could possibly be. Right, there's no there's nothing,
there's no reason why they shouldn't be like an easy trounce at the very
least. But it's fucking insane and it's not like impossible, but it's so
tedious where I'm like, oh my god, that's it takes them fifteen minutes
to go and I have to watch. I thought I wish I could at
least skip their turn at the very least, like press why for their turn,
Jesus, like, at the very least something all that I could skip.
I don't know. Let me sell this for you a little bit more.
Manipulating the game speed sometimes in large battles, absolutely, because you know
what it also does because I like being like, right now, in my
dark urge, I'm a giant muscle mommy, right, she just all fucking
giant naked running around and shit. But the fucking giants are so goddamn slow.
They are so slow to annoying. So you can obviously switch between party
members and use somebody who's faster to travel until you know you're diverse. But
I want to be the muscle mommy. I want her to be leading the
charge. So I just minifun e streame to one point five and it feels
perfect when I'm traveling, and then sometimes in giant battles, I'll put it
up to like one point seven and motherfuckers are flying, so like I'm waiting
for like an entire fucking you know, like I'm waiting for like fucking fifteen
people to do shit, and so it's just flying through it. And I
was like, this, that's is awesome. Yeah, like, man,
I guess this is like It's like I rarely rarely have games where I like,
unless the game is bad, I'm very rarely turned off by but I
guess just I don't. I don't know. Balders is like such a well,
like everyone should experience those characters. And I play D and D but
like there's very rarely game I can play all this game, butay is not
like me, Like I don't play Pokemon because the gameplay hasn't changed at all,
but still I can. I can understand how to play Pokemon, but
I'm also like real quick, I just I'm speaking of someone who's done multiple
play throughs though, so like I'm the things that I'm telling you are things
that like because I feel I feel like there's some things that I feel like
some people want. I used from software games as an example. I feel
like there's some things that people really want to experience, like even like the
transformation of bosses and things that some people can just never experience unless they just
watch a video. But some people just want to kind of be in it.
They want to do it, and I feel like, well, the
developers made the game that the way they want to make it, So if
you want to play a different way, hopefully you have a PC and then
you can intervene thing. Yeah, I guess you could help play your way
because there because there are some moments in the game that are like like I
particularly think like the end of Act two is so cool. I think that's
such a cool part of a video game. At what level do you at
what level are you even remotely competent in combat? Like, at what point
do you not get the trouns three from I know I'm three, I'm three,
and those noles are fucking absolutely raping me. And I don't understand what
what what? I can't fathom it. Do you have a group? Yeah,
I don't know. I'm a fucking I have a what is it?
Oh my god, I don't remember. I'm swapping them out constantly. Because
you're a barbarian, you should be fine with the nose by yours, like
I should not by yourself. I run it by yourself. Yeah, I
be able to run in there and like tank A out of the damage and
has to get healed by shadow Heart from a distance. I should, Yeah,
I should. I agree. I agree with that. I agree with
that entirely, but I do the damage is fine, but then like shadow
Heart's healing is fucking garbage, And then I don't know. I can't,
I can't, I can't. I kind of hate these characters because the combat
is it's actually affecting how I see the characters, because like I just think
of them as weak pieces of ship. I don't know, and I can't
understand what you're saying. But the combat is so like I get, it
has to be play d and it has it has to be right because it's
not because so simple it's but no, because it's not. It's because it's
not. It's not about simplicity. It's about the fact that like it's it's
it's turn based, but it's also D and D rules, so there are
these like advantages and like weird like orderings. It's not like a tactics game,
Like it's not, it's not, but it is a tactics name.
Well it's it's a No, it's a it's a CRPG. It's not a
tactics game. There's there's a tactics It would be like saying Portal is a
first person shooter technically, I guess, but it's not. You know what,
you know that it's not a shooter. It's not in the same way
that this is not really it's not really a tactics game. In the same
way it's a CRPG where you could do a lot of shit, but like
I don't know, something like it, something like x Calm or something makes
infinitely more sense to me because there's like a set order, or there's like
a set turn, or there's like a set wave, or there's like a
set rule to like how the encounters are supposed to go. But this one,
it's like and it's the same problem I had earlier on where it's like,
okay, I can go, and then fifteen Noles go and then the
rest of my party goes, and it's like, well, why did the
fifteen Knowles get to go before the other part people party the game as well?
How did there's so just go to Withers and be like, hey,
I want everyone to have high dexterity, and then every go to everybody else
does yah? Is wither the ancient guy from the did you go into the
tomb? Did you go into like the big like the the what is it?
The the fucking drowger looking guy? Yeh, spoil. I just was
quick little order. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait your order is determined
by dexterity? Yes, okay, all right? What else would what?
What else would dictate that? I mean, I I just think there's a
lot of the game would dictate that. I don't I don't even think that.
I didn't even think that would even be, Like why would why would
how nimble I am with a pen decide like what order I go in combat?
Like it's because of how how nimble you are with your how quick you
get your body act? You know what I think? I think a problem
is where there's a lot of RPG games that actually just have they this,
they just have speed. There's a lot of there's a lot of games,
so it's more obvious to that. I think. I think that's just like
there, it's more obvious to people that like play things that actually shows speed.
And there's also like say different armor set that will actually give gain speed.
Now I know there's a lot of games I don't have it where it
will fall to their dexterity, sometimes even constitution, which is weird. But
I think it's just simply one you don't play RPGs, and then two you
don't know dungeons. But I don't play I play RPGs. I just don't
play D and D RPGs. If you're playing RPGs, you understand the read
what each that does immediately if you because dexterity doesn't do this doesn't know because
for example, interity indicator of dexterity does not affect your speed. It affects
your your ability to control your body you are with range weapons like certain types
of weapons and stuff like that, but it doesn't make you go faster,
right, yeah, like but you yeah, go ahead, Like I played
Dragons Dogma. I first I started playing Dragons Dogma a little while ago.
Right the first thing I did was I hovered over every stat and it's like
this that does or even obviously check the games games you go there, this
that does have heavy weapons, Dexterity, how many and fairly frames you have,
X, Y, Z. It's like this stuff like that where you're
like, I don't know what the fun is or if or if I didn't
know what I was doing in something, my instinct would be, why the
fuck am I not able to X, Y and Z. That'd be like
my means of like, guess is how I approach a problem? Like you
know, and I and I Google, I Google this ship and I look
it up and it's all like it kind of reminds me of it kind of
reminds me of those point and click games from like a long time ago where
it's like, oh, to get past this section, you have to click
the you have to dip the key and peanut butter and then twist it on
the clock and then that opens the door in the other room. It's like
it's like, holy shit, what is this reasoning? Like why would Dexterity
determine like what order you go in combat? That is so alien to me,
Like that's much does not compute, Like, but the definition of what
dexterity means in most games and what it even just makes as by definition it
makes sense. But well, I wouldn't even say I wouldn't even say a
byprocess of elimination? What the stats that you are left with? Which one
do you think would would determine your speed? As far as just looking at
the stats? My assumption, my assumption initially was my assumption initially was that
it was just based on the level or something or some like weird invisible stat
that I couldn't see. They're like, oh, they could go before my
other guys because they're like stronger or something, and that's why they get to
go. And it's like that's a weird disadvantage to put the players thirties.
Oxford definition literally is readiness and grace and physical ability. Readiness, but readiness
does not imply that you go first. It just implies that you're ready to
move first. Ready to move first. But like that's what I but it
wasn't. Whoever was the person that has the most nimble body is going to
be able to like, let's say, like someone, I'm saying, most
most taxics that I've ever arbitrary arbitrayed, nonetheless, But that's not the conversations.
What I'm saying is most games that operate under this framework do not have
this. They just don't. Straight up, no, they have They have
a speed stat proper, they have a speed stop proper, they have a
speeds that they have either speeds that or it's just straight up okay, you
go, they go, you go, they go, you go, they
go, because that's what a turn based game is, you know what I
mean. Like, they're not they don't have this extra advantage. Most games
that I've ever played absolutely do not. Actually, a lot of times we
will have it if it's not if it's not actually a stat that's controllable,
it's usually people that have to go through the code and see the stats themselves.
That the games, depending on your level, have fixed levels of speed
and everything else, So like traverse different games in the game. Even in
games like x com like, there's a stat for whoever's gonna move the quickest
and or the role they play to move the quickest, and then like in
like and that's fine except fantasy. That's fine, except it's that's fine,
except it's usually the balance isn't as it's not four guys versus fifty knolls or
forty eight goblins, you know, like it's not it's something of it feels
fucking insane, like and especially just because it's so damn slow, Like I
just can't, I fucking I can't do it. I'm glad it's I'm glad
it's doing well. I'm glad. It's the game of the year. I'm
glad. I'm glad. Yeah, they're fucking set. But like I I
don't know, I'm gonna have to mod the shit out of it or just
watch another play through while I play something else, because that's the kind of
the thing too, where like because I could play the story. But then
part of like moddings fun because if you're playing for the story, you want
to make your own choices. So I feel like that's kind of like I
just feel like like modding is so for me to for me to get as
many because there's so many different directions of going and why I want to do
so many things. Why I put the speed up to one point four one
point five, it is because you realize when you've done like all everything before,
there's so much you can skip now. So I want to get to
point A to point B as fast as possible so I can get a specific
outcome that I'm looking for. So that's why i want to speed this ship
though up, because although I'm cutting out hours that would normally just take me
fucking walking, me just fighting, because I've done it. I've done it,
I've done it. So now I'm trying to affect, like I want
to get to I haven't used like say, I haven't traveled with a specific
companion, and now I want to hurry up and get to this place to
where there are people that you meet in the third act. So I'm like
fucking trying to hurry up, and like I want to do something different with
them. You get you get tweaking pain. You want to get pain in
the third act, you get one. I think just one. Actually you
get two, and second act to get one and third act right, yeah,
you get yeah, I think that's correct, and so it's there's things
that I want to do, So I'm just trying to Like now, obviously,
if you're gonna play, if you want to play the same thing,
you can just have saved points and then start from there, where it's like,
okay, I want to experience it different from here, so I make
sure I save so then I can do two different things, so you can
cut out a lot of shit and not start all over. But yeah,
man, but look just to I under completely unders Chris is saying though even
though like I, it's I, I definitely it, I understood it.
I look things up so then I understand it. But there is a streamline.
The streamline fucking like traditional turn based RPG, it will always be my
favorite. It is exactly why like a game like Rage Shadow Legends even interested
me at all when I started playing it and started reading the stuff and looking
into and I was like, oh, whoever is actually making this ship understands
and it's like it's even even in Rage Shadow Legends, there are stats for
things. So they're they're very they're very they're not streamlined, they're just very
understandable. You're easily consumable. It's right there in your face where it's just
you have your tack defense speed, you have your rit rate crit damage,
you have your resistance, and you have your accuracy. And so it's like
everybody understands all those stats, and then there's way more other things. I
think sometimes the fact that it's it's it's D and D as well, so
the if like it's an RPG, and then if it's D and D and
people are like, I don't know what the how to fuck to play D
and D. Opposed to me, I was like, oh, this is
all I know, all these numbers and values. I know what does what,
I know which ability goes, where, I know what the class is
gonna get. So I have I have, I just have four knowledge with
it because every only the only encounter in that whole game that I say is
like real hard. There's Shadow Heart's final encounter is a hard encounter. That's
just that's a lot of motherfuckers using a lot of shit on you. And
then obviously Rafael. Those are the only two encounters that I'm like, this
is for real difficult. I played it on Tactician, but I didn't play
it on the automode. Honor mode is stupid. I played on Tactician mode
and I got through everything pretty simply, but it is I know the game.
Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. Very hard knowing the game.
And let's be honest, some people don't want to take the time to to
learn the whole game, which I actually understand that too, Like we're I'm
like, damn, do I really want to spend all this time to get
into all this? And when I'm not even that, you know, it's
just it feels like such a commitment. I don't. I don't live by
the reality, but I do understand that. Yeah. The reason I'm trying
to figure out a lot of this stuff now is because next year is pretty
dry for me, Like, there's there's really nothing next year that I see
of any I guess Final Fantasy seven Integrade is coming out or not Integrade?
Fucking what is it? Rebirth the sequel? Yeah, the second part is
the other part of seven remake is coming out, and that's that's probably the
only thing that I can see being on the horizon at all. So I'm
like, I'm using this time to catch up on Ship that I I miss
about that, And I keep hearing Wolverene might be coming out. I don't
know. I don't know if I believe Wovere's not coming out next and we
might be getting trailer for Yeah, well up this year and it didn't because
balters get coming out. They're like not maybe not bro, I think we're
barely getting a trailer. I don't even think we'll probably I think it'll probably
come out in twenty six. No, No, that's not fair. It's
not fair. Twenty five, twenty five. I would say twenty five,
not twenty six. It's like kind of crazy, sad. It's done,
it's done, it's over, and I'm gonna cry. But see, what's
cool about Ballersgate doing so insanely well is that there is a complete blueprint of
like, okay, if we don't meet these standards, like and here's the
thing, the story. You know what company is making that gateway? Say
what you're saying, right, I understand the words you're using. But what
company is making Dreadwolf? Right now? Okay, so here's the thing.
So you just said standards involving EA. That's not here. Crazy. Here's
the thing, crazy, here's the thing. They've failed. They've failed so
many times, they're taking so long making this. They have to get this
right this time. They've had they they've taken too many l's. I feel
like this time because let's remember even when BioWare, even when e A was
partnered with biowear MASSI Effect, who was a massive success. It's not like
it's completely just EA's. They're fucked completely. As much as a lot of
people did criticize Dragon h two, there's a lot of people that look back
on it and they said, I still had fun with that game, you
know, it just felt I love Dragon Age too, right, I love
Dragon Age. It's pretty fun. I like the characters. That's really what.
That's really what drives it. The characters are fucking awesome. What happens
is this right? And Dragon Age two that was made by BioWare right.
NOA was definitely involved, though you under that was made by but the team
that made it is gone. That whole team is gone. Everybody, none
of them. They're all like saving lives, are like innovating scientifically. They're
all gone. Now what Okay, well, okay, okay, so what
I don't believe I can be wrong. I can be wrong, but I
don't believe I have I can't confirm I can't confirm that or whatever. It's
just all I know is that in decision, even though I look, here's
the weird thing about Inquisition. I like the game. The people who are
fans of Dragon Age, as far as I'm concerned, I've seen them like
the game. I've seen other people for whatever reason, criticized it because it
started off as it was gonna be like a you know, a online service,
and then they they switched it up. But it's noticeable, but not
really. It's it's noticeable where you see there were elements of the game and
where it's like, oh, this would have been like an online service,
but they fixed it enough to where it just turned into a full blown game.
It could have been a massive disaster. There was really only a handful
of bugs, which I was shocked because they talked about how much of a
disaster was working with Frostbite. And I enjoyed the game to the point where
I played it maybe two or three times campaigns, and I really there was
only a handful of things I didn't like as a Dragon Age fan, but
overall I was really okay with the game, Like I enjoyed it. Now
that Balder's Gay three came out, it's like, oh shit, but having
that fucking having that blueprint, I actually feel like this is gonna make the
game better. I really think that, Like, say, if balderscapes me
for whatever reason didn't come out. They probably could have just been like this
is just this is good enough. Now it's like I don't think they can
do it. I think they can afford to just be like, the characters
are there. The characters are already there. Dragon Age has some of my
favorite characters in any RPG. I really like them, so they already have
that thing going for them. I think you sound like a Call of Duty
fan after titan Fall two came out and you were like, they have the
potential to make a great car there titan Fall, though, they're like,
no, no, no, because titan Fall. Because titan Fall came out,
I had a lot of innovative ideas and really cool ideas for the video
game and futuristic combat in a shooting game. Right, they're not a really
cool idea? Is that called diddik of use? Could have been like oh
no, no no, but it's a that's a bad comparison, though,
because Call Duty consistently like makes so much fucking money that they don't have to
like they don't. It would be the reverse. It would be the it
would be the reverse situation. I'm I'm, I'm, I'm in reference to
the idea of the quality of the game, not so much the need the
need to do it right. Put it this way. Put it this way.
If Titan Fall two was objectively the game of the year that year and
it's sold like it was all anybody was talking about, and everybody unanimously agreed
this is where first person shooters should go, and it was like it sold
like twice as much as any call duty game it ever sold, then they
would be like, yeah, we gotta we gotta look into it in the
same way that in the same way that Dragon Age would have to look to
bald as gay that that would be a comparable situation. I guess, although
it's not annualized, it's still not exactly the same. Dude, it's it's
but come on, it's make or break. We know, we know it's
making a break. With that that being said, it would be now I
know, because it's e A. I get it, don't don't don't.
I'm not I'm not like, I'm not dismissing that it's e A. But
I feel like even e A, they're like, uh, we have to
turn a profit with this, so this has to be nailed. Look,
man, I I lokey don't even think a e A used to be like
a lot worse than it, Like I actually don't think is even remotely as
bad as I don't know, is pretty good these days in comparison to most
like UBI Soft is on fire, hasn't posted, it hasn't hasn't made anything
of note in fucking ages. Uh, Activision is constantly on fire. Activisions
Uh e as Actually I don't know, man like, uh, they put
out like they're not the worst one anymore, that's not I think they're probably
of the probably they're probably they're kind of the better one. They're kind of
the better ones. Really, like, I don't know. They put out
dead Space again, so that's like again, well, de Spas make is
fucking superb. They did It Takes two, which was like super weird of
them to do, Like, and It Takes Two was fucking incredible. Star
Wars Jedi Survivor and and Fall in Order were great. You know. Wildhearts
is actually pretty good too, although like that's like a kind of a double
a game that was like a little bit more like casual monster hunter type stuff.
And they have their sports stuff, which you know is you know,
I don't really give a shit about that at all. But yeah, yeah,
yeah, that's haven't changed in the last ten years. But I'm but
I'm saying buying like Wildfire broke. But when you but when you compare it
to like, I don't know, like Activision, who's like, you know,
like Overwatch is fucked. Call Duty is fucked right now, even though
it's like the biggest game gaming property in the world. Still, uh,
you know, everything that Blizzard is working on is competibly on fire. I
mean the company sucks. Oh no, they they dropped the whole story mode
thing. I guess that's a problem. Yeah, I don't know really completely
right about that where the stink of all of the ship that was happening before,
we kind of forget that they've been consistently okay that they haven't done anything.
They haven't done anything to warrant worst company of the year, Like they
were consistently getting h Anthem Anthem No, no, look, Anthem was bad.
Anthem was freaking terrible, right, But I think that might be even
I mean, yeah, but even dude, even the the leaks that came
out of that was like, that wasn't even act, that wasn't even e
a doing that EA wasn't the EA wasn't coming to them being like, yo,
you got to make a live service game like BioWare for some reason got
it in their heads that they wanted to do that, and then e A
was like, well, I mean, if you want to do this,
go ahead and do it. And then they completely fucked it up so that
even the worst thing, yeah, there was that there was that big expos
a on Anthem, how like they didn't even know what game they were like
the entire time that I remember that, but I didn't know that they made
the choice. I always thought it was Yeah, I didn't know that.
No, they I don't. I don't really confuses That is my biggest fear
though. That's where the fear comes from. Oh Jesus Christ, that made
those games is just not present. That's why excuses me. You're they're just
not there. Like the people that made the people that made the lore about
Dreadwolf, the people that know the story of the game, the people that
created that world, they're gone. They have been gone for like ten plus
years. They've been not around. They've just That's why even inquisitions so different,
because inquisition inquisition picks up not even directly after one, you don't even
see your gray ward not a chapter two, so I don't even see a
grey warden. Motherfuckers off doing you get a letter from the nigga, I'm
like, what are you talking? Well? That my character so okay?
So that that was very disappointing, but you're look, I would have loved
if they would have just even dlc that ship. Just show me character they
brought. They brought in Hawk. They brought in Hawk, which was directly
from and you actually did ship with him. So it was like, even
though I didn't give a fuck, I don't give a flying fuck about Hawk
at all. Even though like I enjoy I enjoyed number two, I didn't
give a fuck about the protagonist. I cared about everybody else that was around
the fucking slut elf that you get to bang that poor wood elf choose to
kill bang the fucking horse of course for the culture. Yeah, for the
but yeah, I don't know. People. I guess people felt good.
No, no, no, I was I was just saying, like I
I let's say, so, let's say it. It is slated for five,
right to give them time. That's gonna be a rough year too,
that's gonna be a really rough year for them, because like, are we
pretending? Are we pretending like we don't know what the game of the Year
for twenty twenty five is gonna be, Yeah, pretending like they potentially not
released that game that year they should not, Well, they can't. They
can't hold onto it forever, Like they can't hold onto it forever. Game
they got it, they got it. They got to either do it six
obviously GTA six is yeah, never mind, yeah, no matter what,
no matter. Yeah, I'm not a JJA person crazy like that, but
like, yeah, this is gonna be g How sick would it be if
they did it Mortal Kombat style? Were say Mortal Kombat somehow? So how
do the fuck how does fucking Mortal Kombat able to keep secrets? But fucking
Rockstar Camp, what's going on with that? Because Mortal Kombat fucking literally was
like, hey, we have a new game, it's coming on in a
few months, and then it just came out and it was like, yeah,
we didn't know. We were waiting for a long time and we just
didn't know. We were like making it like there was none of my I
follow a bunch of Mortal Kombat pages and nobody was like, hey, yo,
this came out, but it anyway, So it would be awesome.
What if what if they're trying to fuck with us in that way because they
said for there was like dragon Age Day, whatever the fuck dragon Age Day
was. It just passed like a month a few weeks ago, and they
said, we're gonna see some shit next year. So what if they do
the same thing. That would be awesome if they were like, hey,
we're actually fucking like done with this shit. We're just polishing it up and
it's gonna drop in like November. I don't trust it. But at the
same time, they got it. They can't fucking drop in turn twenty five.
There's gonna be a fucking that's not good. They're in a rough spot.
They have they have to basically, they have they have to go this.
They have to go twenty twenty four basically, like like that's the only
because right now the competition is like I mean, I guess they don't have
to because like who cares, Like who cares about what wins year? Really
ultimately, as long as long as they make money, it doesn't really matter.
They could go in twenty twenty five if they want it's just you know,
I that that game's GT five is gonna be such a or GT six,
like he want to say GT five because it's insane to me that we're
already at six. But like I've done, it's going to be such a
juggernaut and it's going to be so transformative to like the landscape that like I
don't know how anything is going to come out of that. I don't know
how any game is really going to stick around in the conversation after that,
like during that year, unless it's like elden Ring two or something or or
something substantial like that, Like I don't know. And even that, like
I don't have a hard time. There's only the only thing that I feel
like would be more celebrated, not more that's that's the wrong words. Maybe
on a similar playing field is if they announced Bloodborne for PC, because that
would be maybe the one thing that niggas like it's trending like every fucking month,
like people are just like, hey, hey, how about just do
it already? Like fuck, I'm actually in that camp. I really want
blood Borne on fucking the PC, Like like I don't even I feel like
that made people happy, but it wouldn't. It wouldn't do what GCA six
is gonna do to the gaming world. One of the thing is I'm talking
about excitement. I'm not talking about fucking like some type of like oh this
is because like GTA six, like you know, it's crazy. I think
it would have beat elder Ring this year if would came out, I think
I think it would have been elder Ring that year. I think it would
have beat Balder's game. GTA is so well loved because any any any mouth
breatherer can pick that game up and have fun like and that is just like
it's a game anyone can really play as long as you're like an adult,
I guess you can play like the girls love just driving cars and hitting people.
Guys like shooting stuff. I like just driving down long strips of area
as fast as I can from cops. Like even like I'm not even a
g t A person, like, I really think g t A games are
kind of hollow to a degree. Granted I've only beat like three of them.
I've only beat like Vice City four and uh sending, Oh no,
i'd be I'd be five of them. Then I guess i'd be Vice City
sen Andreas four and five. Yeah, even the moments that is kind of
it's kind of silly. So the moments of silliness are kind of like this
subtract me from it. But like everyone likes those games, like just everyone
liked those games. The news news like game news, fucking they licked their
lips, the idea of anything from Granded Wadle coming out, you know,
Like so it's just it's just something that I was playing. I was playing
at four. I was playing Granted thttal four yesterday because I'm trying to finish
it. I'm trying to make my way through all the Grand Theft Thoto games
because I actually never beat most of them. I played a lot of them
extensively, but I never actually like played through the story of most of them.
So I'm trying to. I'm playing through DTA four and I remember I
just like I did something that I never did before when I was a kid
because I didn't have the patience for it. And I like, I hailed
a cab and I sat in there and I I just let the cab take
me to where I was going to go, and I didn't skip at all,
and it it was so fun listening to this rate because it was like
there's like the the cab Driver had on some conservative radio talk show or whatever,
and they were just going fucking ballistic, and then you'd see like these
dynamic things happening, like people being robbed on the street, and you would
see it just kind of happen as you were passing by, and it's like
this is GT. Four too, it's like two thousand and eight or something
like this is fucking awesome. And the and just to imagine like where they're
where they would be at now after red that redemption. Really what captures me
about it is like, dude, the idea of red that redemption two levels
of like thought and polish going into something like a modern grad the auto game
is so fucking enticing to me. I can't even I don't think it fits.
But the idea of it fitting in there would be like this is insane.
It's it's exciting having a character like Arthur Morgan that you're playing as as
a woman's it's cool and girl, But like the Sade, it's gonna be
it's gonna be crazy. The Internet, that part of the Internet, Yeah,
yeah, yeah, there's more of them than it's way louder than,
not way more of them, it's way louder than it's very loud. I
mean, I was just like bru. Remember remember the starfield pronoun like that
is the fact, like the fact that blew my mind. So of course
those keep the way she's shaped. Tim Poole, oh my, did you
see it? Did you see that? The Tempoole thing? What happened?
I totally forgot. I know what you're talking about. A woman, A
woman can't run up behind a guy and knock him out. It's like,
yo, you've never been punched him, you've never been face. It's you
can't possibly believe that. That's so I saw that. I saw that,
and like Tim, Tim, I can get a thirteen year old boy to
knock you on consciously, so look, look a thirteen year old to do
it to you. Listen. I saw that, and I was immediately overtaken
with this intense apathy because there you cannot, like I know Tim enough,
I don't know, I don't know. I guess I don't know modern him,
but I knew him at one point enough to know that he's not an
idiot. So he can't possibly believe that, Like, there's no way that
you, as a thinking human being, believe that there's no way a woman
could knock you out, Like, it's just not I think people that's not
like that have never really been in like no, never had like physical on
average. Sure, but no. But with Tim's no, but agree with
what you're saying. Yeah, Tim knows better, Like Tim knows that that's
not true, Like he can't possibly believe that that's not true because that would
be literally that leaves it right his his audience believes that, like, dude,
I don't I don't need to tell you that Ronda Rousey would kill Timpoole.
I don't need I don't that that doesn't even need to be said.
That doesn't need to be said. Half of Ronda Rousey could kill Timpoole,
Like this is not a matter of like this is it's just you cannot believe
that. And when I saw that, I was like, oh, he
doesn't believe that. This is literally just the performative bullshit that we see We've
seen for years now, exemplified by the fact that now Twitter rewards that kind
of behavior even more so than it did before, not only attention, it's
money. So it's like wilder because of that shit for sure. Yeah,
So I just saw that. I saw that, and I was like,
this is just too I couldn't even be upset at it because it was just
so clearly just not just wildness. You're right, That's why, like the
first dumb when I first realized that about him, specifically when I saw that
compilation around the twenty twenty election where he kept saying Trump is gonna win by
forty nine or fifty states, He's gonna win by a landslide, and when
when he said that so many times, it's like compilations of it that,
that's when I was like, oh, I see what he's doing, like
his audience, because the only way you can get away with saying stuff like
that is when your audience is so fucking stupid that you can get away with
saying stuff with that. Because if I told that to my audience, they
would laugh. I'd be laughed out of existence. Because we know that there
are states that are always going to be red and blue. There is never
going to be a present that's going to capture all fucking states in the election.
That's just not gonna happen. That is not how it fucking works.
It's not even I would say this, I wouldn't even say it's improbable.
I would say it's impossible, because that is how our country works. So
to say that this red state, I wouldn't even say problem something. But
the thing is anything. Imagine you imagine California, New York turning. It
is not so an't happened. It would have to be so far in the
future that landscape doesn't even matter anymore. We're talking, but we're still talking
about wild scenarios, but we're just talking about in reality. My point being
that like when he speaks like this, when he speaks like this, you're
like with him saying women can't do that. When fucking that movie Atomic Blonde
came out that the same people were saying the same fucking thing, Oh,
she couldn't do that. And I'm like, yeah, because because you niggas
were saying ship when fucking uh when fucking Kill Bill came out right like shut
the fuck up, Shut the fuck up. You're just talking ship to get
money, like like people that are like acting like bro, oh that's true.
And I'm like, shut the fuck up, like like I like,
I dude, have you ever like do you First of all, I think
First of all, well, people don't understand how easy it is to knock
some one unconscious, especially if they're not paying attention. It is not a
feat to do that doesn't take many pounds of pressure. It doesn't take very
literally like people people move their arms back and hit people and knock them out
like that happens like quickly trying to do some hit something like you knock them
on conju like I didn't mean to do that at all. He greatly getting
hit the bike, Yeah, literally SUTs you off. It sucks, though
it's It does suck that there's enough people that believe this type of stuff to
where he can say this. That's because to me, it's like the Charlotte
Tins and the Grifters are all is gonna exist. You just wish that the
people weren't like, you know, the special enough to fall for it.
You just wish that it wasn't like that what it is, you know,
like what are you gonna do? You wish like everyone would just laugh in
unison and be like this, you know, like say, there's the story
and I think it's I don't know if it's true or not, but people
say that the first person in America that introduced insurance got hanged. Now.
I don't know if that's true or not, but I've heard that many times
because you just because the idea of it sounds so fucking absurd, you would
hope that people would do something like that. When somebody says like, oh,
women can't knock out men or some type of shit like that, you're
like, that is that is stupid? Like their kids have knocked out adults
on accident. It's just it's a stupid thing to say, like, it's
just but you know, when you're when you're special, you can believe anything,
just like, oh, no, you're talking like man, you Barney.
Let's let's move on to some Yeah, yeah, poor Barney Man.
Wait wait which Barney? You're talking? Artie? I love you? You
love me. I can't do his voice. No that we can't. You're
turning the belch on Marg's clipt enough of this, we can't. Somebody brought
that up on Sacred did they. Yeah? Somebody was like, hey,
what somebody wrote in privy to this fucking conversation. I had to explain.
I had to explain this to Colin and Dustin, and they were fucking bewildered.
Oh man, I just can't. I love the crossover. Surprised because
the ship that I made, the ship that we do Mica Micah is so
she just with the ships immediately, like whenever I do offensive beam threads.
She posted in and I'm like, Yo, this is crazy that someone has
a video. She posted a picture of Peach putting her dress over her hard
dick and coming through her dress, of course, coming through it like spraying
up. Is that real? I swear to God that I showed Lily,
and Lily started laughing till she cried. And I was like, where did
she find this? Where do you find that picture? That's how you do?
She posted it in my one of my mentions, one of my what
your colleges to one of my offensive meme threads. Oh my god, I
see it, Jesus Christ. I can't, Derek, see no, let
me here you go, here you go. I but I gotta check it
out for uh. She actually posted that. I Oh my god, Jesus,
I wasn't I see. I was expecting it to be more ludicrous,
like the way that she's drawn is like this was somebody who like, like
really liked this. They were like this is this is hot. I think
this is a picture when that McDonald's might be busting the idea, dude,
the idea. She has nothing to use, and she's about the companies.
I just use my dress, just straight through that is that's destroying. That's
destroying a us. That's destroy all right, all right, listen, Let's
let's get to some questions. Right that person's pregnant or dead? Let man,
all right, one too many near death experiences, one too many near
death experiences? Ready, he says, how do y'all? Are you?
Guys t as tired of seeing video game leaks ruining the launch of trailers in
in game skin events as I am seeing the seeing GTA get their thunderstolen,
and the same with Fortnite getting that leaked. Peter Griffin and Solid Snake being
in the game is so annoying you can't seem to have cool surprise anymore.
It's lamb. Hopefully I'm not bringing the mood down, but I need to
bitch about this. Thanks. Uh. I don't know, It's like,
I sort of agree. I think it's more depressing. I feel more bad
about it from the perspective of the teams, you know, I don't necessarily
care that I get shit ruined for me in that sense, because it's not
like a real spoiler or anything. It's not like, you know, it's
I don't know. Leaks are kind of exciting in some way, but it
does suck to have, like the trailer for your the trailer for Grand Theft
for the next Grand Theft Auto to leak is definitely like kind of a bummer
in some way because it would have been cool to have that just fall out
of nowhere. But at the same time, these companies kind of tease this
stuff anyway, you know, like we knew that trailer was coming before it
got leaked, so I kind of I don't know what. I don't know
what surprise we're really missing in that sense, if it's if it ruins a
shadow drop of something that's more annoying. But for for Rockstard to be like,
hey, early December is when the first trailer is going live and then
everybody knows it's going live and then it leaks the day before, that's not
really that doesn't register to me. It's the same, well, it feels
like you know what, you know what it's like you're probably imagine you're normally,
you know when you when you when you're piping a girl good, you
have an average of like time that you're you know you then just one day
you just fucking you you cut it. Really, it's just you just bust
way too fast, and it's just kind of underwhelming, where it's like,
oh, I was expecting the anticipation of this and all this. It just
feels like you know it was gonna come out probably on this specific date and
you kind of like have it. It's like, literally, the UFC two
ninety six is tomorrow. I'm fucking like the anticipation is at an all time
high, and if that shit just started like right now, I'd be like,
what the fuck, They'd just be like It's kind of like it feels
like I was, it's completely cut off and I had this timeline in my
head. But to your point, I feel bad for the devs where because
you want them to get that satisfaction of being able to release it exactly when
they want and everything. So it feels bad all around to me, or
like I would have felt great contributing to I mean, well, I did
watch it on I did watch the rock Stars trailer of it. I didn't
watch it. I didn't see the leak on Twitter x or whatever, so
I still did it. But you know, it just it just feels like
it's what a fucking scumbag? Like why why? Why? Why? Why
you gotta do that to them? Man, like they're gonna yeah, it's
it's a if. This is a fucking net positive, a fucking a new
game that we're all waiting for, Like why can't we just celebrate? Why
you gotta be a dick? It is gonna do that? It is annoying,
it is It is annoying that it just happened with the what is it
Insomniac actually, like there was some screenshots of Wolverine Wolverine that leaked and stuff
like that, and it's like, I don't know, man, I know
what you're saying, and I agree. It's just I guess for me,
I missed the days when leaks were a little bit more like is that real?
Because when it's one hour of GT like I remember like last year an
hour of GTA six footage leaked and it wasn't really it was like really really
early like in game stuff, and it really it didn't really give away a
whole lot, but it was no question. It's like, oh, that's
that's a that's absolutely granted thought O six, like without a shadow of a
doubt, like it's very clearly what this is. I remember in like twenty
ten or two thousand and nine, Halo Reach had some leaks and everybody but
it was like some like really blurry screenshots of like certain guns, and back
then it was like, oh is that real or is it? And nobody
really knew and that was actually a lot of fun because then people will be
like, oh, well, here's all the reasons why it wouldn't be in
and there was all this theorizing, But when all that theorizing is kind of
gone and it's just like, oh, yeah, no, that was GTA
six, and here's an hour of footage that you can watch, and also
here's the trailer that's obviously real. That's way, you know. I do
miss like the benign leaks from like a long ass time ago, where it
was like there was actually some conversation to be had about it. And sometimes
those leaks would be fucking completely fake, by the way, like I'm sure
like just completely like oh that wasn't that actually wasn't real at all, And
that was kind of fun, but it used to be. Yeah, I
think we've developed this really bad level of entitlement. Yeah, like as a
culture where we're like, yeah, we should see it early. They're taken
too long. It's like, well, dude, anticip patient is a good
thing sometimes, you know, patient is a virtue. Dude. I saw
people. I saw people angry. They were like, oh man, I
got to wait till twenty twenty five. You gotta wait till twenty twenty five
for this. It's like, bro, I was surprised it was that early.
I thought, yeah, I thought billion people. I thought like twenty
twenty eight or something. I swear to God, Yeah, me too,
Like I was like I was like twenty Yeah, I was like twenty twenty
six, twenty seventy twenty seven earliest. Because the way that I was thinking
about it was like, dude, we haven't seen this at all, and
it's coming out in the year and a half. That's kind of crazy,
Like that's like a short. That's a short. When you think about especially
one scene, that alpha footage or whatever it was before you have to al
sayed a long time work on this ship, and you also just think about
like how early things are announced now like bro Like Elder Scroll six was announced
three years ago and that's nowhere near out Fable was announced three years ago.
Fucking how long did Kingdom Hards three fucking take to come out after it was
announced? It's oh Blade, Yeah, Blade is like twenty twenty six,
twenty twenty seven earliest, Like, there's no way that it's coming out.
To shit, dude, I love Mortal Combat did it? And Mortal Kombat
was just like, hey, yo, we got a new game. You
know what's really crazy? I gotta say though, I gotta say though real
quick though, that a Blade game from the fucking dishonored team sounds like sounds
sick as hell. Oh yeah, it's perfect, it's perfect. Hopefully they
can do it. What's crazy is that, like Mortal Kombat is very popular
in America, but like not anywhere else, Like Americans really love Mortal Kombat,
and then like everyone's like street Fighter King a Fighter or no, a
street Fighter in Tech and everywhere else. But it's like because it's just extremely
it's extremely westernized when it comes to fighting games. You look at even the
way the characters talk, like lu K, the fact that Luks like,
oh yeah, I am Luk from Sharlon Munk, and it's like, this
is like very what's so an American's idea where fighting people are because it's crazy
because they've won, They've gotten awards for like best multiplayer fighting game, and
I'm like, this is not the best one. But I guess it's over
here. I guess the voting is happening in America. Well, people like
people Mortal Kombat. People like The reason this conversation started in the first place.
The reason this conversation started in the first place, surrounded by I mean
in the in the context of Mortal Kombat, was like, it's crazy how
Mortal Kombat doesn't have any leaks at all, and yeah, and g but
it makes sense when you consider, like, you know, dude, Rockstar
the last time I checked, I could be wrong, but like Rockstar employs
four thousand people. Yeah, that is a lot of fucking crazy for context,
I think that is high as fuck high. It's extremely high. I
guess that's hot. I guess, dude, I don't I don't know the
range of like how many people be working out like a game company. Yeah,
over a thousand, over a thousand. I was gonna says kind of
high. A thousand is kind of high, and that's for like big,
like A thousand is like Bungee is like at a thousand, one hundred something
like that. Okay, that's where Bungee is and that's because they have a
live service game to like maintain you know what I mean. I put it
in put it, put this into perspective. You be Soft as a publishing
arm with everything that they own, that's twenty thousand people for everything, and
Rockstar is like I think four thousand by themselves, which is fucking crazy.
If every studio was like that, that would mean you be Soft would have
about four studios, which they do not they have seven or it's insane numbers.
Yeah, all of Blizzard is about five thousand Activision with Call of Duty
and everything that goes into that. Oh wait so yeah, so Activision Blizzard
is twenty thousand or seventeen thousand something like that, and that's everything that Activision,
that's every studio they own. It's insane. I think three I think
three four three is like maybe like two hundred, it's like something. Yeah,
but I would have bumped that up to like four hundred. I would
have bumped out let Yeah, yeah, probably, I mean to be fair
to them, to be fair to three four three. Man, they're really
it's kind of they're doing a fucking really good job actually over there, now
that they probably got a lot of the now that there are only five people
and there's only five people there, that they're the people who care a lot,
I guess, so like now they're actually doing some good, not that
there's one person who actually played Halo. He's like, all right, I
got I gotta now put the flood in. I gotta I gotta handle out
of flowers. Flowers. They're doing a good job turning that turning that fucking
ship around. Props to them. They're doing better than Bungee is right now,
which is, man, I don't know what it would not be.
I would not be I would not be surprised if they canceled Final Shape.
They like, we can't make it right now. What's the problem. What's
what's going on with them right now? So Bungie missed revenue, Well,
hold on, let's just payt some backstory. Bungee missed So they got bought
by Sony for three three point five billion dollars like a couple years ago,
I think two years ago, they were bought by Sony, and they were
bought specifically because of their live service expertise, because Sony was thinking of going
into this live service area where they were just like, oh, well,
we need some expertise on this. We're not really good at this, we're
not really familiar with this. Hilariously enough, even just like in I think
yesterday, the last the Last of US multiplayer game was officially canceled. So
that's that's gone. That's like their biggest attempt at anything like that. So
it's it's completely gone. So they paid three billion dollars for this team,
and they missed their internal revenue projections by like fifty percent, which is catastrophically
bad. Is like that isn't that's like an understatement, that's a that's a
really fucking bad. That's really bad. And so basically, and so they
had to and so they had to lay off, like they had to lay
off ten percent of their studio. And basically what happens now with them is
they're basically in a situation where like, if they miss revenue projections again when
this DLC comes out, uh, they basically open themselves to being taken over
by Sony's board of directors, So basically all of the Bungee board will be
gone and then they will be play. They will be replaced by Sony people,
which is hilarious because they only bought they know, they only bought the
studio specifically for their expertise in live service, which they will then no longer
have. If they throw their own guys into the board of directors for that
studio, it would be like it would be like if you it would be
like if you bought this is a really this is a really abstract concept,
but where it would be like if you bought if you were putting together like
a military right, and you you got the best general that was available,
and then you lobottomized him and then just made his brain a copy of your
brain. So it's like you got the body of this you got the body
of this general, but you have your brain. So it's like, what
a fucking waste. This barely that this is not this general anymore. So
they're in a really weird fucking I don't know, man, they're in a
weird fucking situation. But we'll see they're gonna, they're gonna, they're gonna
bug Corey Barlog and hey, man, I know you're not doing anything right
now, like you just take take over fucking bungee. And then he's just
like, what if we put in the next what if we put what if
we put war God? What if we put war God's use of child in
here? Zeus of child? Oh gods, we gotry questions? Holy shit,
I forgot we wereut an hour because oh yeah, we've done like one
or two questions. Right. It's got the fact that we got itself,
all right. I promise, I promise it gets bigger road. And he
says hello to the melanated minorities and Chris h a genie approaches each of you
with one wish. Now, you are all smart lads. You have heard
the legends before. You understand that any possible wish you make will lead to
unforeseen negative consequences. Knowing this, you all decide to make one dastardly wish
in the hopes that the overall outcome will be positive. What is the ill
wish? What is the ill willed wish you would ask for? And how
would side effects cause? A positive outcome? Could be a world changing or
just a minor improvem into your life, same mine, mine has say the
same what I wish everyone that dies goes a heell no matter what. That's
pretty cool, that's pretty cool. You're commented, that is crazy. It's
such a severe understatement, the one I just did the reality dude, I
dumne humans period. You're like, that's crazy, crazy, everything up.
I broke it. I broke everything so evil, it's so it's so astronomically
fucked up. And I said everybody that means aliens are going to hell,
Aliens dying and galaxies over and going to hell. They're like, Yo,
what is this dude? You know what I would do? I would uh
so, I would kill off humanity slowly by giving every everyone has penises.
Just when you replace all of them, you replace all of them. Yeah,
so basically everyone just like would just have them. Some people just have
both. No no, no, no, no, they're gone, so
now everybody. So basically all that's gonna happen is people are just gonna but
each other until they die. I'm not even exaggerating. I'm not even exaggerating
when I tell you that would ruin. I don't know if I would have
much of a reason to continue. Honestly, like if I, if I
knew that, that is, you got to seek improvement on your own At
that moment, I'm like, well, you know how you know how much
a flesh I would raise in value? There'd be wars over flesh lights.
There would be full fledged wars and genocides over fleshed lights. Yeah, that
should be crazy because now like, okay, so what do you so?
What do you so? How do you approach lily now? Like like what
I'm leaving? But why but why would you do that if you can't find
to ruin want to anymore? I don't need to have that anymore. But
there's no find what you're looking for. It's just it's all gone. Like
so why wouldn't be by myself? I'll go on to the adventure. I'll
give a little dog and a horse. So pussy is king, Like that's
the that is the key to dude. Without pussy, men would have gotten
so much farther as a as a group might be able to change, might
be able to change, the world, might change in a beautiful way,
but we won't be around to see it because the pussy wars going on first.
The pussy wars would be going on first, and then after that,
after the pussy war settled down, and wait, wait, wait, you
know the doctor you're still masturbate, like, oh, we can still masturbate
the doctors. The what are they called the bottom surgery? They turned Dixon
the pussies. They're making a killing the riches people on earth unstrapped him.
So those are all really terrifying wishes. I don't like any of that.
I don't like that. Uh, it scares me. I think if I
had a wish, So if I had one wish, right, then there
would be some unforeseen negative. I don't know, man, I feel like
I would, I would want I would, I would Here's how I would.
This isn't exactly how I would word it, but I would drop a
contract so I would know exactly what I'm wishing for and all the specificity,
all the specificities of it. But I would ask for I want one dollar
from everyone in this country, and it's untraceable. That's it. That's all
I would want, because then I'm a bit because then I'm a I'm a
millionaire. I've got no issues. I'm not hurting anybody really, you know,
Yeah, that negative has to come with it, right? Is that
the question, how I understand it? Well, that's the genie, that's
the genies, that's up to the genie. Well, how how would you
guys turn that against it? Would let's say you you guys right, So
what's gonna happen is are you say it's untraceable? Yeah, you say it's
untraceable. How would you see it? I'm still like, what's Gonnay?
He would he would hide it somewhere. It's like it's yours. Yeah,
like it will exist, but it's fucking six miles underground right before it hits
the magma. It's just like, all right, well, good luck,
good luck. How did you make mine worse? You make mine much worse?
Mine is already extremely bad. Yeah, yours is just I mean,
you just but that's the thing. It's like you've wished for something bad on
purpose, bad on me too. You just like why got objective that though?
Because there's a lot of people that would love my scenario. The person
the person that fucking drew that Prince's peach would be ecstatic. They'd be like,
yo, yeah, totally, this fucking rules. I can't believe this.
I can't wait to see my ex girlfriend who's now technically a boy,
but what technically male or whatever because he's ron dressed so hard. And here's
the thing though, but he he this this person fantasized about this ship.
But then now dudes getting piped by a cannon by a prangles can and he's
like, I didn't I thought it was I thought it was gonna be awesome,
and it just it's just agony. It's just it's just this fucking his
his ex got the hog on them. Man, it looks like it looks
like this. Yeah, he's taking this regularly, dude, And this is
the head bro. This is the if anyone listening pulled out a Kirkland water
bottle. So yeah, it's getting blighted, getting blighted by this person.
Legs, legs to the point of legs just loose, just loose. He's
just he's standing, he's upright because he's laying on the bed. That's the
only reason why he's not standing on his own pullets anymore. So, yeah,
it's an interesting, interesting scenario for me. I think I think,
you know, I think that I think the genie would probably genius, like
you're fucking like, what's wrong with you? Just leave? Where are you
even go find somebody else like are you short? Mind's like are you sure?
I'm like yeah, everyone, all of them, all of them go
there, all them now, all of them. You don't want like a
billion dollars? No? No, all right, He's like, no joke,
I'll give you a million dollars. No, let's move on. Cyrus
Fisher wrote in he says, what up you, Daryl Keathen's aside from socks,
what is the most dogshit Christmas gift you remember getting when you were a
kid At eleven years old, some out of state relatives thought a literal child
with like a twenty dollars gift card to some restaurant. I'm convinced wasn't real.
I've definitely gotten Chili's gift cards that I remember being really excited. But
I remember the card, Bro, But dude, I was there. Dude,
Dude, they got bottom, they got bottom, they got Long Island
Tuesdays, they got bottomless Long Island iced teas on Tuesdays. M Bro,
My I on my birthday, I just wanted to grab a steak real fast,
and my dumb ass was like, I'm curious this taste Applebee's steaks.
I just wanted it was. It was the most dog shit steak. I
think I rather would have had like a Salisbury fucking TV dinner. I was
like, what, bro, No, yeah, you gotta you're an Applebee's.
Applebee's is for chicken tenders only. Like that's like the thing you can
get there that is safe, that is safe, that won't make you sad.
That's like kind of like it's got some kind of like oh, this
is nice breading at least, you know, Like I don't, I don't
know. I remember. This is not a joke. I remember for Christmas
or my birthday, one of them. I can't remember. We had a
neighbor or I don't even know if he lived in our building. I don't
think he was a neighbor. He was, he had He was a Cramer
like figure in my life growing up. Uh, Applebee's, the idea of
an Applebee's steak is so fucking gross, bro. It's it's the microwaved it.
I literally think they just microwaved it because it was I was like,
what the fuck is this? It was so bad. I couldn't believe it.
I couldn't believe how bad it was. But but this guy, his
name was spunky. I think I brought him up on the show before.
Maybe I'm not Shunky Spunky. He he would show up to my parents' apartment
when I was a child. He would go into the fridge, he would
eat stuff, he would tell my parents a bunch of stuff that I didn't
have the attention span to pay attention to. And then he would leave for
months at a time, and then we wouldn't see him, and he would
show up again with a completely different haircut and do the same thing again.
He had like a million different jobs. I don't know what. I don't
know what this guy's story was really, but he gave me I remember,
for my birthday. He just so happened to be there for my birthday.
And I think that's what this was. I don't think he came to give
me a birthday gift. I think he just sort of showed up on my
birthday and realized that what my parents were doing, and and he was like,
hey, here you go, man, And he gave me fucking cough
drops, like a lot of them, like a handful of cough drops.
He's like, happy birthday kid. I was like, at least that's crazy.
Now. It was like it was. It was like it wasn't Cherry
Halls. I don't remember. It was not Halls. I know that.
I know it was not a branded ship. Yeah, it wasn't even like
something that was like okay, cool something or some bullshit Kirk. It's crazy
too, because that was like a really good birthday, so like it just
it just the disparity was crazy. Like I think I got like a game
Boy Advanced sp and like like a really cool like like a like a cool
costume or something, or some like really cool action figures, some like tall
like I had like Dragon ball Z figures that were like this big, like
really fucking tall, and then copts from this fucking guy that's so funny that
he literally just reached in his pocket and gave you what. Yeah he had.
I've had drops in my pocket before, like when I'm like yeah,
little sniffles and I'm trying. The thing that made me sad. The thing
that made me sad is that like I think I understood, like I understood
what was happening, Like I understood it's like, oh, you just reached
in your pocket, Like I don't. I don't expect a birthday gift from
you. I don't know you yeah, like you like so the fact that
he gave me anything I thought was funny, But like the thing that bothered
me was like I know that he just gave me that because it was in
his pocket, and it bothers me because it's like if my birthday was like
either yesterday or or the day after, what would he have had in his
pocket that would have been more interesting? Like like, how do I know,
like on the day afterwards, he didn't have like a really cool knife,
you know what I mean that he would have just like hey, you
know what I mean, like I would that would have been sick. Okay,
here's a rifle, a rifle, here's a shotgun. You kids,
you're like, here you go, kid, here's a Here's a haunted manuscript
that shapes your reality as you read it. It's like, oh, the
stupid ist, here's the dumb it's such a dumb game. That's good.
It's so stupid, but it's amazing. It's so good. Yeah, I
have to play man funk. I'm so behind, you know what I mean?
I don't like better actually had the mystery team in it. Actually for
all right, you're let's move on. No, I think it would have
been funny with the Okay, okay, so stupid ghost raid ghost raid rode
in. We know ghost raid, absolute psycho ghost rape. No ghosts ghost
raid raid. Oh oh okay, he's fucking his he's ghost right, is
a dark urge but like that ghost has bad ending energy. Yeah, he's
bad. He's the bad He's the bad ending. He said, Hey,
snarky, snark and the dark, but hope life's going well. So many
companies seem to have a theme park, from disney World to Nintendo Land to
Hershey Park. It got me wondering what theoretical snark tank theme park? What
a theoretical snark tank theme park would consist of? Be it rides, foods,
mascots, the only limits your imagination. I love this fucking question.
I love this idea because we we we gotta have mascots. What what's up?
Yeah? No, I just want to like, is how old is
this nigga like to make a reference to Marky Mark? Because that's still that's
still too young. That's still too young. That's too young to make a
fucking Marky Mark reference. That's he probably look, you probably watched the video
him being an Asian man's head out of his eyes. He is all right,
So okay, the mascots. God, I love this. So Penis
Man. Absolutely, we're definitely gonna have man Lord sex Man, Lord sex
Man. Yeah, what we gotta that's well, that's the thing. It's
like, we gotta draft him up for the for the ship, for the
for the theme park. We have to figure out like what he looks like.
That's an extra itself, like figuring out this. Should you just took
the son I'm writing it down Stark Tank theme Park definitely because we could go
for a for a while on that. I'm gonna write it in in the
xtra m o Q in our discos. Just do that police that that's an
awesome idea. I can't wait to do that one. It's gonna be the
shittiest. So Ghostraye, thank you for the amazing children. We will absolutely,
we will absolutely do this in depth for like an entire hour because this
this this question captured my imagination in a way that I wasn't anticipating when I
was reading it. So we're gonna save this because it's too good. So
consider that a compliment to you in your question asking skills Please come again let's
see bust a good. Let's get one more and you gotta leave already.
I thought we could do like two more at getting ready. Oh, I
mean, I guess we'll do two more, and we'll do two more and
then I'll just record the names for sure. Thank you. I appreciate it,
guys. Yeah, let's see. Oh my god, cheesy. I
know you try to like this ship when you were a kid. You know,
you didn't and didn't heal Burt, Burt, you immediately start choking.
I was just smoke. That's kind of interesting. That's kind of an interesting
one. Sweet Come of Mine wrote in he says Sweet of Mine, come,
come, come, he says, hey, Stark cunts, way way
back in episode six. Hilarious to even bring up something that long ago.
Were we remember that? That's insane. We were near children. H That
was like what like the third or second episode that we did as a as
a something like that. It was like the second, yeah, like because
we started episode like four or five, I think when we started doing it
weekly, because before that it was scattered. The things we've the things we've
said, they've been recorded saying is fucking obscene. Dude, Like I think
about it sometimes I'm like, holy shit, the stuff we've said on recording
is insane. I don't remember nearly anything that we've ever said. Remember modestly,
Yeah, anyway, he wrote in he says way back in episode six,
Derek made a statement that you can absolutely always find someone better than the
person you're dating. That in a mathematical sense, that there is always someone
better for you. Seeing as that was like twenty twenty and Derek is now
married sween it's probably gonna marry soon, and Chris is still smart and alone,
does that opinion for any of you change or do you still hold to
it? Happy Holidays? No, because Santa touches your butt graciously. That's
hot, thank you. I disagree, but I disagree but now, but
no, it doesn't. My experience doesn't alter the facts of there being seven
billion, eight billion people on the planet. And it's just it's just not
like this whole idea of this soul made or one and only someone thing is
just fucking stupid. You know, it doesn't matter. I'm completely satisfied.
That's a different thing. Though I'm completely satisfied. I don't have the desire
to like I need to upgrade or some shit. But say, for example,
a go just takes her. She literally a ghost just like appears,
wraps her, and then she disappears, and now I have to get over
that, you know, I get over that after a while, like the
crazy shit happened. Odds are that I could, would I find someone,
I don't know, the odds are low to actually maybe find somebody like that.
But as far as let's just say, if I were able to talk
to every woman that was a bachelorette or whatever, you can find some awesome
fucking people on the planet. It's just like, come on, like of
course, but it's just on a counterpoint real quick. Yeah, first of
all, you saw a ghost take Jojo. You're never getting over that.
You're never getting over that. I know it was an extreme example. It's
such an extreme never I'm a little bit musing. I'm a little bit superstitious
in the way that I didn't wanted to say like, oh, she got
like I use an example that is so absurd that I feel like you use
one that's more terrifying than any other ones that I use, one that's so
unlikely to happen. Then saying something that's like a possibility, and then what
if something happened. I'm like, oh my god, I will that into
existence, you know. So I just want to be like so outlandish with
the example, like the ghost steals her. You guys are just talking and
a ghost shows up and it's like, I'm taking Jojo and you're like,
no, you're not, and it just grabs her, she wraps her and
then just disappears, like I'm fucked. I don't I don't know what do
I say to anyone about that, Like they're going to jail person foremost a
person. A person is missing, missing guys, you got I know,
I know this is going to sound so insane. I understand that this is
going to sound like I'm making this up. But I can't even I can't
even gin to tell you, like, please hook me up to a live
detector. I swear to god, I was talking to her in the kitchen
and a ghost came said I'm taking Jojo, wrapped their arms around her,
and she vanished. I'm not kidding. Hook me up to a live detector.
I'm telling the truth. Please help me. You know you know what's
crazy. You know what's even crazier the state he would be in. You
cannot go up to tech. If they in that state of mind, they'd
ask you, what's your name saying you would say Derek Pilot and it would
be a lie, a lie. You would be, the trauma you would
be experiencing would be off the jars. So like, it's a lot.
Yeah, a new, a new, a new chapter of the world opened
up to you. And it's not even a chapter that opened up when you're
young, but you could kind of get used to the fact that's real.
It opens up in your thirties where you're like, yeah, you know what
pisses me off? If I've seen that happened that I thought didn't happen,
that I just repressed what's going on with the world. Here's the thing that
would probably be the most upsetting. There's so many people that believe in superstitious
and supernatural stuff, like their religion that they believe in, right, they
believe in so much, they believe in how Holy GHEs. But then I
tell them this, they're like bullshit. But I'm like, but but but
you believe though you give me the benefit of me, you made me swear
on a Bible when I sat down to give my testimony. But telling you
for real, Hey, ghost stole, my wife is bullshit to you.
I'll eat everyone in this courtroom. I don't eat every single one of you,
guys, I'll eat you. I love I love the idea of that
scenario. You swear on this bible that has ghosts in it, and you're
like, bro, I swear to God. They're like, no, you're
stupid and you're crazy. Get the fuck out of here. Like the bailiff
just starts beating the ship out of you. Whoop. Judge looks like you
take this, and they start whooping. Yeah, the fucking judge just starts
shipping his coffee like you can't see it. And then at the last minute,
before your dad, he's like, oh, that's enough. That's enough.
That's enough, that's enough. We still gotta put him somewhere. We
still gotta use him as a slave. He's got to make license plates.
Hold on, all right, don't kill him, don't kill him, don't
kill him, all right, buddy, on your feet, on your Oh
you can't walk now, your wife, you fucking jackass. Uh homies my
hole wrote in he says, hey, negro trio, I mean, let's
relax, let's relax. What's one Christmas movie is wrapping, he said inward
inward facts, what's one Christmas movie that that you just can't stand? But
every Christmas, but at every Christmas get together, people always put it on
mine is elf because I find the humor annoying. Mmm, fair answer.
I think I don't remember liking that movie, but I only see it like
once. I hate the Grinch. I'm being honest. I hate the Grinch.
Jim Carries Bridges a terrible movie. I think you hate thet don't like
any of the Bridges. Actually, I'm lying. I fucking loved that movie.
Really, I love that movie so much. What movies do? I
think it's very overrated for Christmas, but everybody else to play it. I
think. I think I just like Christmas movies. What do you say?
I think most of them are pretty good. I think this. I think
Santa Claus, the fucking Tim Allen, Oh yeah, they're terrible. Wouldn't
get together christ I think you remember, you're gonna remember this. I want
to get together, right, we'll get together. And we all came over.
We were all gonna watch movies, right, and we were like,
yo, let's watch a movie. And one of our friends would not stop
saying put on Santa Claus three, this gape clause. She would not stop.
We watched Soul, good movie, really enjoyed it. Were like,
oh, that's a good movie. What else do you guys want to watch?
Then she would not stop. It was it was twenty twenty one.
I think, yeah, it is the last one. Would not stop.
We're like, yo, we don't want to watch it. Okay. An
hour later, let's watch this. We don't want to watch that movie.
We do not want to see that movie. Stop. She didn't stop.
We ended up watching it that night. Oh my god. She would not
give up. She would not give up. I was so miserable, Like
I hate I already hate that movie. I don't. I already hate those
movies period, even the first one that people like to even though the first
one that people argue is like good, it's like, I don't. I
just don't find him outen funny or endearing at all. I don't like him.
I think he's very very unfunny. I think the premise is fucking dumb.
I just I can't. I can't get into it at all. But
the Santa Claus three specifically sucks dick on a level that I could not even
begin to describe without wasting everyone's time. It's soul is bad because like that's
the one with like the fucking is that the one where he has like the
plastic beard? Is that the one? Yeah, Jack Frost and short,
yeah short, Martin short, Martin short. There you go, Yeah,
dude, I oh man, I've awful fucking awful film. Awful fucking movie.
But that's probably that's probably what nobody. But the thing about that was
is that nobody outside of that one situation, I've never ever seen anybody put
that movie on or like argue for it so incessantly the one they give.
I'll say this, I find I I just I don't really care for a
Christmas Story really at all. I don't know if I hate it, but
I don't care for it even slightly. Like it's never something that I want
to watch. It doesn't hit for me. It's not I don't find it
in me. You're not fifty years old, Chris, Yeah, like that,
which it's it's the one with the black and white one, right,
No Christmas story is a Christmas story is the one where it's like you'll shoot
your eye out, kid, you know the one with like they're at school
and they kid sticks his tongue to the poll and it's sticks, and I
fred, I don't care about that. And the leg lamp. The leg
lamp, I think is kind of funny, Like it's like a funny course
of this movie. And I'm like, is it Ebony the Scrooge one?
No? Right, No, that's that's a Christmas Carol. A Christmas Story
Carol is the one with the little kid. Look it up. You have
a computer in front of you, look up a Christmas Story. You'll see
it. You'll see exactly what I'm talking about. If you've ever seen it
before, God bless you. But it's it's just an old it's a very
old movie. I don't I don't care for it. It's got nothing on
it's got nothing on Home Alone or like any of these other like great Christmas
movies. Like it's just like I can't fucking actually can't alone. Will always
be well. Homlone is one of the ones that go, fucked this movie.
Fuck this movie. Yeah, and fuck that stupid ass kid too.
Yeah. No, And I wanted to punch his head in. Dude,
ye understand like that that's trash, don't put that ship onto my house ever.
But yeah, Home Alone definitely, especially Number two. I love number
two more than number one. And uh, you know one movie I'm afraid
to watch again because I'm afraid it's gonna be dog shit is Jingle all the
way? Because I love that movie as a kid. That movie is still
really fun, is it? I'm afraid of watch it, man, because
that's why I ruined Space Jam for me. When I watched it as an
adult, I was like, Oh, this move is fucking terrible and I
feel bad now Jam Space Share is crazy? Did you hear about? Did
you hear about? That? Canceled? Like they were going to the sequel
to Space Jam back in like the nineties and early two thousands that they were
going to do that ended up not happening because Looney Tunes Back in Action didn't
do well at the box office. M I don't really remember. Do you
know what this is caseon? Do you know what it is about that?
Yeah? What about the fact that they were gonna make another lot we didn't.
Back in Action didn't do very good well, So the idea, So
the idea initially was to make a sequel to Space Jam, and it was
called skate jam with Tony Hawk, which I actually think would have been fucking
dope, to be honest with you, instead instead of instead of just doing
like, hey, it's basketball every single time, the idea of them doing
kind of like the same idea, but like for different sports or different like
that's kind of skate jam. Yes, skate jam sounds cool, and the
idea is I love the idea too, that there would be like skate music
in loon to like the idea of the idea of Daffy Duck fucking doing like
grinding a tailpipe to like bad religion or something is is fucking ridiculous, But
we never got it because loud tunes back in action, Yeah sucked. Mmm.
Oh well, anyway, that's back in the back in the barnyard,
back of the bus, all right, relaxed back like Gus. That's gonna
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