WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:03.359 Hey, look he's it. Hey, look he's it. Hey, look 2 00:00:03.399 --> 00:00:15.880 he's much more normal. Gay gay gay gay pipe she's all pipe. Hey, 3 00:00:16.120 --> 00:00:20.000 everybody, Welcome back to the snark Tank podcast. Welcome, Welcome one 4 00:00:20.039 --> 00:00:23.800 and all. Uh. We we are in the mid We're in the middle 5 00:00:23.800 --> 00:00:27.239 of December. As we were recording this, we are equidistant basically from all 6 00:00:27.280 --> 00:00:29.679 the holidays in the beginning of December. We're smackedv in the middle. We're 7 00:00:29.679 --> 00:00:32.679 gonn try and get to as many of your questions as possible. Remember, 8 00:00:32.719 --> 00:00:35.640 you can ask your questions over at patreon dot com slash a snark Tank. 9 00:00:36.560 --> 00:00:40.359 Uh. Check out the tears over there to see what's going on. There's 10 00:00:40.479 --> 00:00:45.280 there's some cool extra Ammo episodes there. One that I'm really, really fucking 11 00:00:45.280 --> 00:00:47.840 happy. I'm really I'm so I'm so pleased with the Gears of War one. 12 00:00:47.840 --> 00:00:52.159 I can't even tell you, but that's up there. We just did 13 00:00:52.320 --> 00:00:58.640 a Steam a guest the Steam review game type thing. We did it once 14 00:00:58.679 --> 00:01:00.159 before and people seem to like it, so we did it again. Ran 15 00:01:00.240 --> 00:01:03.760 out the year a bunch of other stuff like that, So pop on over 16 00:01:03.799 --> 00:01:10.760 there. I don't normally do the housekeeping this this quick, but I always 17 00:01:10.760 --> 00:01:15.799 forget, so I gotta do it. That's fair. Yeah, I guess 18 00:01:15.799 --> 00:01:19.400 I'm gonna be in it. I guess we'll focus on questions because I don't 19 00:01:19.400 --> 00:01:23.280 really know much. That's I don't know the stuff has been happening, but 20 00:01:23.319 --> 00:01:27.159 like I don't know enough about any of it at all. Like I have 21 00:01:27.200 --> 00:01:30.480 no idea. I know there's some stuff with the Completionist. I know that 22 00:01:30.519 --> 00:01:36.239 twitch rolled back there their nudity policies or whatever the fuck after like less than 23 00:01:36.239 --> 00:01:45.120 a day hold it back already. Oh you didn't know what happened immediately? 24 00:01:45.599 --> 00:01:49.439 Well, everybody was just like many well yeah, everyone straight up naked up 25 00:01:49.480 --> 00:01:53.680 naked? Well, no, everyone was just pushing the boundary. People were 26 00:01:53.719 --> 00:02:00.680 theory crafting essentially, and they were like, oh, let's uh, this 27 00:02:00.760 --> 00:02:02.959 was a good idea, but that sucks. I think that would have been 28 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:06.560 a pretty cool I different people that do not safe for work art and stuff 29 00:02:06.599 --> 00:02:09.560 like that. It would have been totally normal if they would have did it 30 00:02:09.759 --> 00:02:14.120 outside of a meta, if they just made an announcement like, hey, 31 00:02:14.159 --> 00:02:19.319 we're gonna let this happen. People. People were so hopped up, especially 32 00:02:19.560 --> 00:02:24.479 with the new what the artistic nudity meta you know, like they were like 33 00:02:25.280 --> 00:02:29.919 people now really wanted to get in on the on it and go hard on 34 00:02:29.960 --> 00:02:32.159 the paint. I mean, hell, I don't stream anymore, and I 35 00:02:32.240 --> 00:02:37.120 even thought like what can I do? Like I was thinking like, oh, 36 00:02:37.159 --> 00:02:40.879 I can do male cameltoe streams or something. This is it's insane. 37 00:02:42.240 --> 00:02:44.599 Like there's like people that were just like trying to do it, like, 38 00:02:44.599 --> 00:02:46.599 oh, I could like make some cool stuff. I can do some cool 39 00:02:46.599 --> 00:02:49.919 things. I could like draw, you know, like some some rather suggressive 40 00:02:49.960 --> 00:02:52.400 things. You know, they make money off of it. And then there's 41 00:02:52.439 --> 00:02:54.879 like motherfuckers like you that are just like, oh, how can I make 42 00:02:54.960 --> 00:02:59.560 this company regret their decision? Yeah? Not even like how can I do 43 00:02:59.639 --> 00:03:02.479 something fun? How could I just ruined this? How can I make Twitch 44 00:03:02.560 --> 00:03:07.400 upset for saying yes to me? I'm just like only fans light, you 45 00:03:07.439 --> 00:03:09.719 know, like just give people a taste where I got, Like I got 46 00:03:09.759 --> 00:03:13.840 some UFC shorts or some bicycle shorts, and then you know, you just 47 00:03:13.919 --> 00:03:16.080 kind of just get a little bit. You get the half chode going on 48 00:03:16.199 --> 00:03:22.400 or whatever, you get that little chubb going on. You guys are talking 49 00:03:22.400 --> 00:03:25.680 about if you if you frame one frame one dude, let's do it. 50 00:03:27.159 --> 00:03:31.960 I got, I got, like that is no, I'm talking about Derek's 51 00:03:31.960 --> 00:03:38.560 ILK. I mean, but like, how would you? Why wouldn't when 52 00:03:38.759 --> 00:03:42.840 it's like if they were asking for it at this point, because all it 53 00:03:43.080 --> 00:03:47.800 was, in my opinion, all it is is just protecting these booby streamers, 54 00:03:47.840 --> 00:03:52.560 right. They they've proven time and time again that that is their top 55 00:03:52.599 --> 00:03:57.319 priority as far as like who to protect, like who to protect it. 56 00:03:57.319 --> 00:04:00.199 It's like, oh, it's not an all encompassing thing, like let's make 57 00:04:00.199 --> 00:04:05.240 guidelines that protect X y Z. It's just whatever, Let's just make sure 58 00:04:05.400 --> 00:04:10.800 that these people can keep doing things and then possibly they'll keep sliding in our 59 00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:15.319 d ms and we'll keep getting to have sex with them. Because I meant 60 00:04:15.839 --> 00:04:18.480 story it's any thing. I think it's a money thing. Primarily. I 61 00:04:18.480 --> 00:04:24.079 think it's a money thing, but it primarily for sure, it's a money 62 00:04:24.120 --> 00:04:27.800 thing. They'll get me wrong. It's not be a money thing, but 63 00:04:29.079 --> 00:04:31.800 it is. It is, it is. I'm waiting for all of the 64 00:04:31.879 --> 00:04:36.839 booby streamers because there's are there's been a handful of women that have talked about 65 00:04:36.879 --> 00:04:43.639 hooking up with, you know, important people in Twitch or Instagram or how 66 00:04:43.639 --> 00:04:46.800 to you know like how to game, how to basically get above the It's 67 00:04:46.839 --> 00:04:51.160 like, you remember how I'm sorry to even say this, but you remember 68 00:04:51.240 --> 00:04:58.920 how fucking gamer gates started. I can't remember. It's it's I already apologize, 69 00:04:59.199 --> 00:05:01.879 I already apologize, but I'm just saying you remember how it started in 70 00:05:01.959 --> 00:05:06.959 the same way where you just have there's there's some people who will get a 71 00:05:08.040 --> 00:05:12.160 leg up by fucking everybody. You know, it's it's smart. There's no 72 00:05:12.199 --> 00:05:15.399 reason not kind of is smart. I mean, if no reason not to, 73 00:05:15.600 --> 00:05:17.800 don't you can get away with it. I mean if if they wants 74 00:05:19.759 --> 00:05:27.000 that, especially now that AIDS isn't a problem at all, Like protection, 75 00:05:27.920 --> 00:05:33.240 is there any STI that protection? Really? Is there any s? T 76 00:05:33.360 --> 00:05:40.240 I well, it definitely will dramatically reduce the chances of transmitting it. Yeah, 77 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:47.319 how you stop that likes COVID? I mean like it might it will 78 00:05:47.560 --> 00:05:53.000 maybe a little bit way about it radical though, I will say, because 79 00:05:53.199 --> 00:06:00.240 assuming it doesn't risk if if if if if, like okay, we'd be 80 00:06:00.279 --> 00:06:04.079 breathing like frogs, like with a mask, you'd be like like suffocating. 81 00:06:05.079 --> 00:06:09.759 So like you know, I've had they protect a lot more than a mask. 82 00:06:10.839 --> 00:06:15.319 I'm just saying break I've had I have, dude, I'm not even 83 00:06:15.399 --> 00:06:18.600 joking. I've had at least like seven different experiences where the condom is straight 84 00:06:18.680 --> 00:06:24.000 up ripped. What are you doing? What are you doing? Actually do 85 00:06:24.879 --> 00:06:28.319 anything? I'm not doing anything wrong. They just information about you, Chris. 86 00:06:28.439 --> 00:06:32.680 I think we're learningpartially some good information about you that you're possibly you're possibly 87 00:06:32.720 --> 00:06:38.040 well endowed, and you're using small condoms. That's what it sounds like. 88 00:06:38.079 --> 00:06:42.439 I'm using. I'm using the cheapest ones. Well, that has to be 89 00:06:44.000 --> 00:06:47.959 condoms don't break often, dude, Like they really don't. I really can, 90 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:53.680 I can probably had often? Is not often? Is not often? 91 00:06:53.720 --> 00:06:58.240 It's not seven times often, like out of the over the course of the 92 00:06:58.439 --> 00:07:00.600 number of condoms that I've used, it's not often, But it's enough for 93 00:07:00.639 --> 00:07:05.000 me to be like, that's you're you're not there were like, that's a 94 00:07:05.120 --> 00:07:10.519 lot, so this guy has well, So it doesn't It could mean just 95 00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:13.959 like you've been with Lily for a long time, that would mean you your 96 00:07:14.160 --> 00:07:18.360 your sex count should be high. Yes, yeah, I understand that I've 97 00:07:18.480 --> 00:07:24.079 used I've used many a condom in my day. But before I go to 98 00:07:24.120 --> 00:07:30.240 the person I am with now, I have broken maybe two condoms, and 99 00:07:30.279 --> 00:07:33.240 that's because one of the times I thought I should put two on because I 100 00:07:33.279 --> 00:07:39.879 got scared and because I had too on. That's like the worst thing you 101 00:07:39.920 --> 00:07:42.639 can do. Learned. I learned that sex. But I was like, 102 00:07:42.680 --> 00:07:46.160 it can't be that bad because it was. It was, it was that 103 00:07:46.199 --> 00:07:47.680 a little bit of space. I was like, maybe if I like, 104 00:07:48.399 --> 00:07:56.720 really at the most so stupid, it's really stupid spermicidal condoms. There's like 105 00:07:56.759 --> 00:08:03.319 there's other things that could be done. Uh, condoms are full well something 106 00:08:03.319 --> 00:08:09.240 that something that I was something Actually I was actually curious. There are people 107 00:08:09.240 --> 00:08:13.040 that that's weird. That's weird. That's where that's where, that's where I 108 00:08:13.120 --> 00:08:16.439 have so about this like nudity thing, this artistic nudity. I was actually 109 00:08:16.439 --> 00:08:20.600 curious because like Derek, like, dude, could you have just streamed all 110 00:08:20.639 --> 00:08:26.959 of your your like nude moded reisten Evil gameplay under that you probably could have 111 00:08:28.000 --> 00:08:31.399 done that? Have done that if you're right. No, you're right, 112 00:08:31.480 --> 00:08:35.799 because because that would probably have brought me back to Twitch. That would have 113 00:08:35.799 --> 00:08:39.799 brought me back to Twitch. It didn't. I didn't even cross my mind 114 00:08:39.919 --> 00:08:45.320 because that is literally I want to I love. I would love to stream 115 00:08:45.360 --> 00:08:48.240 this ship because it is I know there would be a bunch of horny people 116 00:08:48.360 --> 00:08:52.039 watching, but to me, it's just funny. So I would love to 117 00:08:52.200 --> 00:08:58.559 just. Man now, I'm actually kind of disappointed that you just changed my 118 00:08:58.679 --> 00:09:01.440 entire perspective. You coulda you could have played a ball thiss Gate with like 119 00:09:01.559 --> 00:09:05.360 just you know, can play all the all the nude mods, all the 120 00:09:05.399 --> 00:09:11.399 swinging dicks, dude, like it's the only reason to play it. Yeah, 121 00:09:11.440 --> 00:09:16.080 it is the only way. I'm man, dude, some of the 122 00:09:16.120 --> 00:09:20.600 other encounters that I'm discovering or there's there are some wild sexual encounters in that 123 00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:24.440 game, like like some of them are just like yeah, some of them 124 00:09:24.480 --> 00:09:31.960 just like they put so much time into this fucking sequence because that's what that's 125 00:09:31.080 --> 00:09:33.799 that's what that's what eighties boulders get was it'd be a bunch of these fucking 126 00:09:33.919 --> 00:09:39.200 like these fucking neckbeard guys back when only nerds played it, and they'd be 127 00:09:39.279 --> 00:09:43.039 like, yo, I want to fuck that dragon, and the DM is 128 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:46.240 like are you sure, and it's like, yeah, I want to fuck 129 00:09:46.279 --> 00:09:48.960 that dragon. And he's like all right, bro, roll and fuck get 130 00:09:48.000 --> 00:09:56.399 the twenty and he's like, so you approached the dragon in a very central 131 00:09:56.480 --> 00:10:00.360 manner, and it's really feeling your vibe. The dragon takes out a big 132 00:10:00.399 --> 00:10:07.200 scally penis and just like forehead, and it's like, because you know, 133 00:10:07.519 --> 00:10:13.000 it takes a penis out even though he's a dragon. It's hidden when it's 134 00:10:13.039 --> 00:10:15.720 hidden when they're not in sex mode. When there's sex mode, like a 135 00:10:15.799 --> 00:10:20.799 latch opens, like latch open the dragon latch. It's like, how like 136 00:10:20.840 --> 00:10:24.720 you know, like beatles have the like that the casing over their wings. 137 00:10:26.879 --> 00:10:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, not fly mode, Yeah I have. I 138 00:10:33.000 --> 00:10:35.480 don't know. Yeah, I'm I'm man. I've been playing, I've been 139 00:10:35.480 --> 00:10:41.240 playing with I've been playing a little bit, and it's uh, I just 140 00:10:41.320 --> 00:10:46.000 I just do not understand how you have any combat encounter in this game without 141 00:10:46.879 --> 00:10:52.799 either getting completely wiped or just being over encumbered by like fifty different mobs with 142 00:10:52.840 --> 00:10:56.039 like a bizarre attack pattern where they can shoot crossbows at you three times in 143 00:10:56.039 --> 00:10:58.279 a row for each individual turn. And you're just like, Okay, I 144 00:10:58.639 --> 00:11:03.600 don't I'm I actually dislike it more the more I play it, so I 145 00:11:03.639 --> 00:11:09.519 think I have to stop. I have to stop given hours I put into 146 00:11:09.519 --> 00:11:11.720 it, and I'm just like I like the story here, but like I 147 00:11:11.759 --> 00:11:18.919 can't, I cannot watch the story. I gave you to the suggestion that 148 00:11:18.080 --> 00:11:22.399 if you, if you, if you want to play strictly for the story, 149 00:11:22.799 --> 00:11:24.720 just like do you remember that there was a whole there was a whole 150 00:11:24.799 --> 00:11:30.639 argument. Of course, remember that there was the whole argument about people wanting 151 00:11:30.679 --> 00:11:35.720 to experience everything that has to do with from software games, so they would 152 00:11:35.960 --> 00:11:41.360 like for there to be ye different modes like easy story mode or something like 153 00:11:41.360 --> 00:11:46.240 that, And of course the fans completely reject that, and I was, 154 00:11:46.440 --> 00:11:50.559 you know, obviously I don't. I don't. I was indifferent because obviously 155 00:11:50.600 --> 00:11:52.080 if it was there, wouldn't play it, so it didn't matter to me. 156 00:11:52.840 --> 00:11:56.840 But I always feel like more options, there's always a better idea in 157 00:11:56.840 --> 00:12:01.720 my opinion, because it wouldn't it wouldn't with my gameplay at all. It 158 00:12:01.720 --> 00:12:05.159 wouldn't do anything to me. And that's what actually matters. Like say I 159 00:12:05.200 --> 00:12:09.080 don't like, say I I don't feel I don't. I don't feel any 160 00:12:09.120 --> 00:12:16.399 sort of way about God of War having so many different options of difficulties. 161 00:12:16.440 --> 00:12:20.120 I feel nothing about it. I play what I play, and you play 162 00:12:20.159 --> 00:12:22.080 what you play. So it as far as like say balders Gate goes. 163 00:12:22.080 --> 00:12:26.799 For example, if somebody wanted to experience the story, I feel like, 164 00:12:26.919 --> 00:12:31.159 and you have a PC, why not throw some fucking trainers on there too? 165 00:12:31.399 --> 00:12:35.840 If if the combat is that like to you, why not have Because 166 00:12:35.919 --> 00:12:41.480 to me, it is hilarious if you just put if you have an infinite 167 00:12:41.519 --> 00:12:48.360 amount of fucking just if you can just go your turnmeter never deplete, it 168 00:12:48.399 --> 00:12:50.480 can be really fucking funny. Yeah, yeah, you can. You can 169 00:12:50.519 --> 00:12:54.840 tell I've thrown like I just fucking around. I was just throwing everyone, 170 00:12:56.399 --> 00:13:01.720 just just just having fun throwing everybody and then killing a boss by throwing him 171 00:13:01.720 --> 00:13:03.240 to death, you know, because I didn't have It was just just fucking 172 00:13:03.240 --> 00:13:07.000 around. And those are things that I even thought about streaming because that's fun 173 00:13:07.039 --> 00:13:09.759 to me. But long story short, Yeah, I feel like if you 174 00:13:09.840 --> 00:13:13.840 wanted to, like, why not, maybe I'll fuck around with that. 175 00:13:13.840 --> 00:13:16.399 Maybe I'll fuck around with that. It's just like I'll I'll find myself in 176 00:13:16.440 --> 00:13:18.320 the beginning area. I'm in the beginning area, dude, I'm in the 177 00:13:18.320 --> 00:13:22.799 beginning area. And then there's these fucking Knowles or whatever the fuck, And 178 00:13:24.000 --> 00:13:28.240 that's a hard fight if you're not like level four at least it's but it's 179 00:13:28.240 --> 00:13:31.240 not even just a hard normal because I'm just like I've already decided, like, 180 00:13:31.279 --> 00:13:33.720 all right, I'm playing this for the story I'm on. The difficulty 181 00:13:33.799 --> 00:13:37.679 is like the lowest it could possibly be. Right, there's no there's nothing, 182 00:13:37.360 --> 00:13:41.799 there's no reason why they shouldn't be like an easy trounce at the very 183 00:13:41.840 --> 00:13:46.919 least. But it's fucking insane and it's not like impossible, but it's so 184 00:13:46.240 --> 00:13:52.759 tedious where I'm like, oh my god, that's it takes them fifteen minutes 185 00:13:52.799 --> 00:13:54.600 to go and I have to watch. I thought I wish I could at 186 00:13:54.679 --> 00:13:58.840 least skip their turn at the very least, like press why for their turn, 187 00:13:58.279 --> 00:14:01.320 Jesus, like, at the very least something all that I could skip. 188 00:14:03.080 --> 00:14:05.159 I don't know. Let me sell this for you a little bit more. 189 00:14:05.240 --> 00:14:11.039 Manipulating the game speed sometimes in large battles, absolutely, because you know 190 00:14:11.039 --> 00:14:13.600 what it also does because I like being like, right now, in my 191 00:14:13.679 --> 00:14:18.240 dark urge, I'm a giant muscle mommy, right, she just all fucking 192 00:14:18.360 --> 00:14:24.600 giant naked running around and shit. But the fucking giants are so goddamn slow. 193 00:14:24.320 --> 00:14:28.720 They are so slow to annoying. So you can obviously switch between party 194 00:14:28.759 --> 00:14:33.440 members and use somebody who's faster to travel until you know you're diverse. But 195 00:14:33.720 --> 00:14:35.960 I want to be the muscle mommy. I want her to be leading the 196 00:14:35.039 --> 00:14:39.399 charge. So I just minifun e streame to one point five and it feels 197 00:14:39.759 --> 00:14:45.200 perfect when I'm traveling, and then sometimes in giant battles, I'll put it 198 00:14:45.279 --> 00:14:50.080 up to like one point seven and motherfuckers are flying, so like I'm waiting 199 00:14:50.120 --> 00:14:54.039 for like an entire fucking you know, like I'm waiting for like fucking fifteen 200 00:14:54.039 --> 00:14:56.080 people to do shit, and so it's just flying through it. And I 201 00:14:56.120 --> 00:15:01.799 was like, this, that's is awesome. Yeah, like, man, 202 00:15:01.840 --> 00:15:05.159 I guess this is like It's like I rarely rarely have games where I like, 203 00:15:07.039 --> 00:15:11.600 unless the game is bad, I'm very rarely turned off by but I 204 00:15:11.639 --> 00:15:16.440 guess just I don't. I don't know. Balders is like such a well, 205 00:15:16.919 --> 00:15:20.720 like everyone should experience those characters. And I play D and D but 206 00:15:20.759 --> 00:15:22.120 like there's very rarely game I can play all this game, butay is not 207 00:15:22.240 --> 00:15:26.840 like me, Like I don't play Pokemon because the gameplay hasn't changed at all, 208 00:15:26.879 --> 00:15:28.320 but still I can. I can understand how to play Pokemon, but 209 00:15:28.360 --> 00:15:33.960 I'm also like real quick, I just I'm speaking of someone who's done multiple 210 00:15:33.960 --> 00:15:37.799 play throughs though, so like I'm the things that I'm telling you are things 211 00:15:37.799 --> 00:15:43.559 that like because I feel I feel like there's some things that I feel like 212 00:15:43.559 --> 00:15:46.080 some people want. I used from software games as an example. I feel 213 00:15:46.120 --> 00:15:50.399 like there's some things that people really want to experience, like even like the 214 00:15:50.440 --> 00:15:54.159 transformation of bosses and things that some people can just never experience unless they just 215 00:15:54.200 --> 00:15:58.879 watch a video. But some people just want to kind of be in it. 216 00:15:58.919 --> 00:16:02.039 They want to do it, and I feel like, well, the 217 00:16:02.080 --> 00:16:06.120 developers made the game that the way they want to make it, So if 218 00:16:06.120 --> 00:16:08.240 you want to play a different way, hopefully you have a PC and then 219 00:16:08.240 --> 00:16:11.879 you can intervene thing. Yeah, I guess you could help play your way 220 00:16:12.039 --> 00:16:15.720 because there because there are some moments in the game that are like like I 221 00:16:15.799 --> 00:16:19.360 particularly think like the end of Act two is so cool. I think that's 222 00:16:19.399 --> 00:16:23.840 such a cool part of a video game. At what level do you at 223 00:16:23.879 --> 00:16:30.879 what level are you even remotely competent in combat? Like, at what point 224 00:16:30.200 --> 00:16:36.840 do you not get the trouns three from I know I'm three, I'm three, 225 00:16:36.840 --> 00:16:40.440 and those noles are fucking absolutely raping me. And I don't understand what 226 00:16:40.440 --> 00:16:45.480 what what? I can't fathom it. Do you have a group? Yeah, 227 00:16:45.840 --> 00:16:48.279 I don't know. I'm a fucking I have a what is it? 228 00:16:48.919 --> 00:16:52.519 Oh my god, I don't remember. I'm swapping them out constantly. Because 229 00:16:52.519 --> 00:16:56.200 you're a barbarian, you should be fine with the nose by yours, like 230 00:16:56.279 --> 00:16:59.799 I should not by yourself. I run it by yourself. Yeah, I 231 00:17:00.360 --> 00:17:02.399 be able to run in there and like tank A out of the damage and 232 00:17:02.399 --> 00:17:06.000 has to get healed by shadow Heart from a distance. I should, Yeah, 233 00:17:06.440 --> 00:17:08.279 I should. I agree. I agree with that. I agree with 234 00:17:08.279 --> 00:17:14.039 that entirely, but I do the damage is fine, but then like shadow 235 00:17:14.039 --> 00:17:18.519 Heart's healing is fucking garbage, And then I don't know. I can't, 236 00:17:18.359 --> 00:17:22.799 I can't, I can't. I kind of hate these characters because the combat 237 00:17:22.839 --> 00:17:25.720 is it's actually affecting how I see the characters, because like I just think 238 00:17:25.759 --> 00:17:29.440 of them as weak pieces of ship. I don't know, and I can't 239 00:17:29.799 --> 00:17:33.759 understand what you're saying. But the combat is so like I get, it 240 00:17:33.759 --> 00:17:37.119 has to be play d and it has it has to be right because it's 241 00:17:37.119 --> 00:17:42.559 not because so simple it's but no, because it's not. It's because it's 242 00:17:42.640 --> 00:17:45.720 not. It's not about simplicity. It's about the fact that like it's it's 243 00:17:45.880 --> 00:17:48.799 it's turn based, but it's also D and D rules, so there are 244 00:17:48.839 --> 00:17:55.200 these like advantages and like weird like orderings. It's not like a tactics game, 245 00:17:55.599 --> 00:18:00.960 Like it's not, it's not, but it is a tactics name. 246 00:18:00.119 --> 00:18:03.359 Well it's it's a No, it's a it's a CRPG. It's not a 247 00:18:03.359 --> 00:18:06.599 tactics game. There's there's a tactics It would be like saying Portal is a 248 00:18:06.599 --> 00:18:08.279 first person shooter technically, I guess, but it's not. You know what, 249 00:18:08.440 --> 00:18:11.519 you know that it's not a shooter. It's not in the same way 250 00:18:11.519 --> 00:18:15.359 that this is not really it's not really a tactics game. In the same 251 00:18:15.400 --> 00:18:18.359 way it's a CRPG where you could do a lot of shit, but like 252 00:18:18.799 --> 00:18:22.000 I don't know, something like it, something like x Calm or something makes 253 00:18:22.359 --> 00:18:25.599 infinitely more sense to me because there's like a set order, or there's like 254 00:18:25.599 --> 00:18:27.279 a set turn, or there's like a set wave, or there's like a 255 00:18:27.279 --> 00:18:32.519 set rule to like how the encounters are supposed to go. But this one, 256 00:18:32.559 --> 00:18:33.480 it's like and it's the same problem I had earlier on where it's like, 257 00:18:33.519 --> 00:18:37.359 okay, I can go, and then fifteen Noles go and then the 258 00:18:37.359 --> 00:18:38.839 rest of my party goes, and it's like, well, why did the 259 00:18:38.839 --> 00:18:45.480 fifteen Knowles get to go before the other part people party the game as well? 260 00:18:45.119 --> 00:18:49.359 How did there's so just go to Withers and be like, hey, 261 00:18:49.400 --> 00:18:52.920 I want everyone to have high dexterity, and then every go to everybody else 262 00:18:52.960 --> 00:18:59.920 does yah? Is wither the ancient guy from the did you go into the 263 00:19:00.079 --> 00:19:03.359 tomb? Did you go into like the big like the the what is it? 264 00:19:03.400 --> 00:19:10.440 The the fucking drowger looking guy? Yeh, spoil. I just was 265 00:19:10.640 --> 00:19:15.400 quick little order. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait your order is determined 266 00:19:15.440 --> 00:19:22.680 by dexterity? Yes, okay, all right? What else would what? 267 00:19:22.599 --> 00:19:26.480 What else would dictate that? I mean, I I just think there's a 268 00:19:26.480 --> 00:19:27.720 lot of the game would dictate that. I don't I don't even think that. 269 00:19:27.720 --> 00:19:30.960 I didn't even think that would even be, Like why would why would 270 00:19:30.960 --> 00:19:33.599 how nimble I am with a pen decide like what order I go in combat? 271 00:19:33.640 --> 00:19:37.720 Like it's because of how how nimble you are with your how quick you 272 00:19:37.799 --> 00:19:41.079 get your body act? You know what I think? I think a problem 273 00:19:41.200 --> 00:19:45.240 is where there's a lot of RPG games that actually just have they this, 274 00:19:45.480 --> 00:19:48.440 they just have speed. There's a lot of there's a lot of games, 275 00:19:48.599 --> 00:19:52.000 so it's more obvious to that. I think. I think that's just like 276 00:19:52.119 --> 00:19:56.079 there, it's more obvious to people that like play things that actually shows speed. 277 00:19:56.160 --> 00:20:00.759 And there's also like say different armor set that will actually give gain speed. 278 00:20:02.079 --> 00:20:03.119 Now I know there's a lot of games I don't have it where it 279 00:20:03.160 --> 00:20:07.480 will fall to their dexterity, sometimes even constitution, which is weird. But 280 00:20:08.039 --> 00:20:11.720 I think it's just simply one you don't play RPGs, and then two you 281 00:20:11.759 --> 00:20:17.759 don't know dungeons. But I don't play I play RPGs. I just don't 282 00:20:17.759 --> 00:20:22.319 play D and D RPGs. If you're playing RPGs, you understand the read 283 00:20:22.400 --> 00:20:26.920 what each that does immediately if you because dexterity doesn't do this doesn't know because 284 00:20:27.720 --> 00:20:34.279 for example, interity indicator of dexterity does not affect your speed. It affects 285 00:20:34.279 --> 00:20:41.839 your your ability to control your body you are with range weapons like certain types 286 00:20:41.880 --> 00:20:44.559 of weapons and stuff like that, but it doesn't make you go faster, 287 00:20:45.119 --> 00:20:48.079 right, yeah, like but you yeah, go ahead, Like I played 288 00:20:48.160 --> 00:20:52.039 Dragons Dogma. I first I started playing Dragons Dogma a little while ago. 289 00:20:52.079 --> 00:20:53.960 Right the first thing I did was I hovered over every stat and it's like 290 00:20:55.039 --> 00:20:59.319 this that does or even obviously check the games games you go there, this 291 00:20:59.440 --> 00:21:03.680 that does have heavy weapons, Dexterity, how many and fairly frames you have, 292 00:21:03.880 --> 00:21:06.039 X, Y, Z. It's like this stuff like that where you're 293 00:21:06.039 --> 00:21:08.720 like, I don't know what the fun is or if or if I didn't 294 00:21:08.759 --> 00:21:11.799 know what I was doing in something, my instinct would be, why the 295 00:21:11.839 --> 00:21:15.119 fuck am I not able to X, Y and Z. That'd be like 296 00:21:15.160 --> 00:21:18.839 my means of like, guess is how I approach a problem? Like you 297 00:21:18.920 --> 00:21:21.559 know, and I and I Google, I Google this ship and I look 298 00:21:21.559 --> 00:21:23.440 it up and it's all like it kind of reminds me of it kind of 299 00:21:23.440 --> 00:21:26.640 reminds me of those point and click games from like a long time ago where 300 00:21:26.640 --> 00:21:30.559 it's like, oh, to get past this section, you have to click 301 00:21:30.680 --> 00:21:33.000 the you have to dip the key and peanut butter and then twist it on 302 00:21:33.039 --> 00:21:36.319 the clock and then that opens the door in the other room. It's like 303 00:21:36.319 --> 00:21:40.440 it's like, holy shit, what is this reasoning? Like why would Dexterity 304 00:21:40.559 --> 00:21:44.000 determine like what order you go in combat? That is so alien to me, 305 00:21:44.480 --> 00:21:48.680 Like that's much does not compute, Like, but the definition of what 306 00:21:48.720 --> 00:21:55.839 dexterity means in most games and what it even just makes as by definition it 307 00:21:55.920 --> 00:22:00.480 makes sense. But well, I wouldn't even say I wouldn't even say a 308 00:22:00.519 --> 00:22:04.359 byprocess of elimination? What the stats that you are left with? Which one 309 00:22:04.400 --> 00:22:07.839 do you think would would determine your speed? As far as just looking at 310 00:22:07.839 --> 00:22:14.039 the stats? My assumption, my assumption initially was my assumption initially was that 311 00:22:14.160 --> 00:22:17.519 it was just based on the level or something or some like weird invisible stat 312 00:22:17.559 --> 00:22:18.839 that I couldn't see. They're like, oh, they could go before my 313 00:22:18.920 --> 00:22:22.680 other guys because they're like stronger or something, and that's why they get to 314 00:22:22.720 --> 00:22:29.240 go. And it's like that's a weird disadvantage to put the players thirties. 315 00:22:29.640 --> 00:22:36.720 Oxford definition literally is readiness and grace and physical ability. Readiness, but readiness 316 00:22:36.759 --> 00:22:41.279 does not imply that you go first. It just implies that you're ready to 317 00:22:41.319 --> 00:22:45.799 move first. Ready to move first. But like that's what I but it 318 00:22:45.920 --> 00:22:48.960 wasn't. Whoever was the person that has the most nimble body is going to 319 00:22:48.960 --> 00:22:51.640 be able to like, let's say, like someone, I'm saying, most 320 00:22:52.079 --> 00:22:56.960 most taxics that I've ever arbitrary arbitrayed, nonetheless, But that's not the conversations. 321 00:22:56.559 --> 00:23:00.759 What I'm saying is most games that operate under this framework do not have 322 00:23:00.839 --> 00:23:04.400 this. They just don't. Straight up, no, they have They have 323 00:23:04.440 --> 00:23:07.720 a speed stat proper, they have a speed stop proper, they have a 324 00:23:07.720 --> 00:23:11.160 speeds that they have either speeds that or it's just straight up okay, you 325 00:23:11.200 --> 00:23:12.680 go, they go, you go, they go, you go, they 326 00:23:12.680 --> 00:23:15.599 go, because that's what a turn based game is, you know what I 327 00:23:15.680 --> 00:23:18.079 mean. Like, they're not they don't have this extra advantage. Most games 328 00:23:18.079 --> 00:23:22.400 that I've ever played absolutely do not. Actually, a lot of times we 329 00:23:22.440 --> 00:23:26.079 will have it if it's not if it's not actually a stat that's controllable, 330 00:23:26.519 --> 00:23:29.920 it's usually people that have to go through the code and see the stats themselves. 331 00:23:30.279 --> 00:23:33.839 That the games, depending on your level, have fixed levels of speed 332 00:23:33.960 --> 00:23:37.680 and everything else, So like traverse different games in the game. Even in 333 00:23:37.680 --> 00:23:42.079 games like x com like, there's a stat for whoever's gonna move the quickest 334 00:23:42.319 --> 00:23:45.319 and or the role they play to move the quickest, and then like in 335 00:23:45.440 --> 00:23:51.000 like and that's fine except fantasy. That's fine, except it's that's fine, 336 00:23:51.039 --> 00:23:57.519 except it's usually the balance isn't as it's not four guys versus fifty knolls or 337 00:23:57.680 --> 00:24:03.519 forty eight goblins, you know, like it's not it's something of it feels 338 00:24:03.559 --> 00:24:07.119 fucking insane, like and especially just because it's so damn slow, Like I 339 00:24:07.160 --> 00:24:10.759 just can't, I fucking I can't do it. I'm glad it's I'm glad 340 00:24:10.799 --> 00:24:11.400 it's doing well. I'm glad. It's the game of the year. I'm 341 00:24:11.400 --> 00:24:15.799 glad. I'm glad. Yeah, they're fucking set. But like I I 342 00:24:15.039 --> 00:24:17.880 don't know, I'm gonna have to mod the shit out of it or just 343 00:24:17.920 --> 00:24:19.599 watch another play through while I play something else, because that's the kind of 344 00:24:19.640 --> 00:24:23.880 the thing too, where like because I could play the story. But then 345 00:24:23.920 --> 00:24:27.680 part of like moddings fun because if you're playing for the story, you want 346 00:24:27.680 --> 00:24:32.480 to make your own choices. So I feel like that's kind of like I 347 00:24:32.519 --> 00:24:36.640 just feel like like modding is so for me to for me to get as 348 00:24:36.680 --> 00:24:38.440 many because there's so many different directions of going and why I want to do 349 00:24:38.480 --> 00:24:41.440 so many things. Why I put the speed up to one point four one 350 00:24:41.519 --> 00:24:48.519 point five, it is because you realize when you've done like all everything before, 351 00:24:48.920 --> 00:24:52.680 there's so much you can skip now. So I want to get to 352 00:24:52.680 --> 00:24:56.519 point A to point B as fast as possible so I can get a specific 353 00:24:56.519 --> 00:24:59.640 outcome that I'm looking for. So that's why i want to speed this ship 354 00:24:59.720 --> 00:25:03.640 though up, because although I'm cutting out hours that would normally just take me 355 00:25:04.119 --> 00:25:11.160 fucking walking, me just fighting, because I've done it. I've done it, 356 00:25:11.160 --> 00:25:12.880 I've done it. So now I'm trying to affect, like I want 357 00:25:12.880 --> 00:25:17.359 to get to I haven't used like say, I haven't traveled with a specific 358 00:25:17.440 --> 00:25:21.079 companion, and now I want to hurry up and get to this place to 359 00:25:21.119 --> 00:25:23.200 where there are people that you meet in the third act. So I'm like 360 00:25:23.240 --> 00:25:26.720 fucking trying to hurry up, and like I want to do something different with 361 00:25:26.720 --> 00:25:29.359 them. You get you get tweaking pain. You want to get pain in 362 00:25:29.359 --> 00:25:33.920 the third act, you get one. I think just one. Actually you 363 00:25:33.960 --> 00:25:37.039 get two, and second act to get one and third act right, yeah, 364 00:25:37.079 --> 00:25:41.000 you get yeah, I think that's correct, and so it's there's things 365 00:25:41.000 --> 00:25:42.880 that I want to do, So I'm just trying to Like now, obviously, 366 00:25:44.839 --> 00:25:45.880 if you're gonna play, if you want to play the same thing, 367 00:25:45.960 --> 00:25:49.200 you can just have saved points and then start from there, where it's like, 368 00:25:49.200 --> 00:25:52.039 okay, I want to experience it different from here, so I make 369 00:25:52.039 --> 00:25:53.160 sure I save so then I can do two different things, so you can 370 00:25:53.160 --> 00:25:56.319 cut out a lot of shit and not start all over. But yeah, 371 00:25:56.359 --> 00:26:00.440 man, but look just to I under completely unders Chris is saying though even 372 00:26:00.480 --> 00:26:04.920 though like I, it's I, I definitely it, I understood it. 373 00:26:06.000 --> 00:26:08.480 I look things up so then I understand it. But there is a streamline. 374 00:26:08.720 --> 00:26:14.039 The streamline fucking like traditional turn based RPG, it will always be my 375 00:26:14.119 --> 00:26:21.359 favorite. It is exactly why like a game like Rage Shadow Legends even interested 376 00:26:21.400 --> 00:26:23.759 me at all when I started playing it and started reading the stuff and looking 377 00:26:23.799 --> 00:26:30.079 into and I was like, oh, whoever is actually making this ship understands 378 00:26:30.599 --> 00:26:34.720 and it's like it's even even in Rage Shadow Legends, there are stats for 379 00:26:34.839 --> 00:26:44.160 things. So they're they're very they're very they're not streamlined, they're just very 380 00:26:44.279 --> 00:26:48.079 understandable. You're easily consumable. It's right there in your face where it's just 381 00:26:48.079 --> 00:26:51.480 you have your tack defense speed, you have your rit rate crit damage, 382 00:26:51.519 --> 00:26:53.759 you have your resistance, and you have your accuracy. And so it's like 383 00:26:53.880 --> 00:26:59.279 everybody understands all those stats, and then there's way more other things. I 384 00:26:59.279 --> 00:27:02.000 think sometimes the fact that it's it's it's D and D as well, so 385 00:27:02.039 --> 00:27:04.200 the if like it's an RPG, and then if it's D and D and 386 00:27:04.200 --> 00:27:07.119 people are like, I don't know what the how to fuck to play D 387 00:27:07.119 --> 00:27:07.839 and D. Opposed to me, I was like, oh, this is 388 00:27:07.839 --> 00:27:11.640 all I know, all these numbers and values. I know what does what, 389 00:27:11.720 --> 00:27:14.279 I know which ability goes, where, I know what the class is 390 00:27:14.279 --> 00:27:15.359 gonna get. So I have I have, I just have four knowledge with 391 00:27:15.400 --> 00:27:21.440 it because every only the only encounter in that whole game that I say is 392 00:27:21.480 --> 00:27:25.680 like real hard. There's Shadow Heart's final encounter is a hard encounter. That's 393 00:27:25.720 --> 00:27:29.359 just that's a lot of motherfuckers using a lot of shit on you. And 394 00:27:29.400 --> 00:27:33.839 then obviously Rafael. Those are the only two encounters that I'm like, this 395 00:27:33.000 --> 00:27:37.799 is for real difficult. I played it on Tactician, but I didn't play 396 00:27:37.799 --> 00:27:41.240 it on the automode. Honor mode is stupid. I played on Tactician mode 397 00:27:41.279 --> 00:27:45.000 and I got through everything pretty simply, but it is I know the game. 398 00:27:45.200 --> 00:27:47.519 Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. Very hard knowing the game. 399 00:27:47.559 --> 00:27:51.599 And let's be honest, some people don't want to take the time to to 400 00:27:52.079 --> 00:27:56.759 learn the whole game, which I actually understand that too, Like we're I'm 401 00:27:56.759 --> 00:27:57.680 like, damn, do I really want to spend all this time to get 402 00:27:57.720 --> 00:28:02.039 into all this? And when I'm not even that, you know, it's 403 00:28:02.039 --> 00:28:06.000 just it feels like such a commitment. I don't. I don't live by 404 00:28:06.039 --> 00:28:07.599 the reality, but I do understand that. Yeah. The reason I'm trying 405 00:28:07.640 --> 00:28:11.400 to figure out a lot of this stuff now is because next year is pretty 406 00:28:11.720 --> 00:28:15.880 dry for me, Like, there's there's really nothing next year that I see 407 00:28:15.160 --> 00:28:22.079 of any I guess Final Fantasy seven Integrade is coming out or not Integrade? 408 00:28:22.400 --> 00:28:25.359 Fucking what is it? Rebirth the sequel? Yeah, the second part is 409 00:28:25.599 --> 00:28:29.480 the other part of seven remake is coming out, and that's that's probably the 410 00:28:29.480 --> 00:28:33.880 only thing that I can see being on the horizon at all. So I'm 411 00:28:33.920 --> 00:28:37.480 like, I'm using this time to catch up on Ship that I I miss 412 00:28:37.880 --> 00:28:40.279 about that, And I keep hearing Wolverene might be coming out. I don't 413 00:28:40.319 --> 00:28:44.599 know. I don't know if I believe Wovere's not coming out next and we 414 00:28:44.680 --> 00:28:49.319 might be getting trailer for Yeah, well up this year and it didn't because 415 00:28:49.480 --> 00:28:53.519 balters get coming out. They're like not maybe not bro, I think we're 416 00:28:53.519 --> 00:28:56.799 barely getting a trailer. I don't even think we'll probably I think it'll probably 417 00:28:56.799 --> 00:29:00.839 come out in twenty six. No, No, that's not fair. It's 418 00:29:02.079 --> 00:29:03.640 not fair. Twenty five, twenty five. I would say twenty five, 419 00:29:03.680 --> 00:29:11.119 not twenty six. It's like kind of crazy, sad. It's done, 420 00:29:11.359 --> 00:29:15.079 it's done, it's over, and I'm gonna cry. But see, what's 421 00:29:15.079 --> 00:29:22.519 cool about Ballersgate doing so insanely well is that there is a complete blueprint of 422 00:29:22.599 --> 00:29:26.119 like, okay, if we don't meet these standards, like and here's the 423 00:29:26.119 --> 00:29:32.000 thing, the story. You know what company is making that gateway? Say 424 00:29:32.039 --> 00:29:34.559 what you're saying, right, I understand the words you're using. But what 425 00:29:34.720 --> 00:29:37.640 company is making Dreadwolf? Right now? Okay, so here's the thing. 426 00:29:37.880 --> 00:29:42.119 So you just said standards involving EA. That's not here. Crazy. Here's 427 00:29:42.119 --> 00:29:47.079 the thing, crazy, here's the thing. They've failed. They've failed so 428 00:29:47.200 --> 00:29:52.559 many times, they're taking so long making this. They have to get this 429 00:29:52.680 --> 00:29:56.200 right this time. They've had they they've taken too many l's. I feel 430 00:29:56.200 --> 00:30:00.720 like this time because let's remember even when BioWare, even when e A was 431 00:30:00.759 --> 00:30:04.720 partnered with biowear MASSI Effect, who was a massive success. It's not like 432 00:30:04.759 --> 00:30:10.160 it's completely just EA's. They're fucked completely. As much as a lot of 433 00:30:10.200 --> 00:30:12.599 people did criticize Dragon h two, there's a lot of people that look back 434 00:30:12.640 --> 00:30:15.640 on it and they said, I still had fun with that game, you 435 00:30:15.680 --> 00:30:18.000 know, it just felt I love Dragon Age too, right, I love 436 00:30:18.039 --> 00:30:21.759 Dragon Age. It's pretty fun. I like the characters. That's really what. 437 00:30:22.200 --> 00:30:26.359 That's really what drives it. The characters are fucking awesome. What happens 438 00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:30.599 is this right? And Dragon Age two that was made by BioWare right. 439 00:30:30.759 --> 00:30:37.000 NOA was definitely involved, though you under that was made by but the team 440 00:30:37.160 --> 00:30:41.960 that made it is gone. That whole team is gone. Everybody, none 441 00:30:42.039 --> 00:30:47.720 of them. They're all like saving lives, are like innovating scientifically. They're 442 00:30:47.799 --> 00:30:51.440 all gone. Now what Okay, well, okay, okay, so what 443 00:30:52.200 --> 00:30:52.960 I don't believe I can be wrong. I can be wrong, but I 444 00:30:53.000 --> 00:30:57.640 don't believe I have I can't confirm I can't confirm that or whatever. It's 445 00:30:57.759 --> 00:31:00.960 just all I know is that in decision, even though I look, here's 446 00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:06.279 the weird thing about Inquisition. I like the game. The people who are 447 00:31:06.480 --> 00:31:10.599 fans of Dragon Age, as far as I'm concerned, I've seen them like 448 00:31:10.680 --> 00:31:15.319 the game. I've seen other people for whatever reason, criticized it because it 449 00:31:15.359 --> 00:31:18.359 started off as it was gonna be like a you know, a online service, 450 00:31:18.480 --> 00:31:22.160 and then they they switched it up. But it's noticeable, but not 451 00:31:22.240 --> 00:31:26.079 really. It's it's noticeable where you see there were elements of the game and 452 00:31:26.079 --> 00:31:27.079 where it's like, oh, this would have been like an online service, 453 00:31:27.680 --> 00:31:32.240 but they fixed it enough to where it just turned into a full blown game. 454 00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:36.400 It could have been a massive disaster. There was really only a handful 455 00:31:36.440 --> 00:31:38.799 of bugs, which I was shocked because they talked about how much of a 456 00:31:38.880 --> 00:31:44.640 disaster was working with Frostbite. And I enjoyed the game to the point where 457 00:31:45.400 --> 00:31:49.119 I played it maybe two or three times campaigns, and I really there was 458 00:31:49.119 --> 00:31:52.440 only a handful of things I didn't like as a Dragon Age fan, but 459 00:31:52.640 --> 00:31:57.039 overall I was really okay with the game, Like I enjoyed it. Now 460 00:31:57.119 --> 00:32:01.720 that Balder's Gay three came out, it's like, oh shit, but having 461 00:32:01.759 --> 00:32:07.160 that fucking having that blueprint, I actually feel like this is gonna make the 462 00:32:07.200 --> 00:32:09.880 game better. I really think that, Like, say, if balderscapes me 463 00:32:09.920 --> 00:32:14.319 for whatever reason didn't come out. They probably could have just been like this 464 00:32:14.480 --> 00:32:16.839 is just this is good enough. Now it's like I don't think they can 465 00:32:16.880 --> 00:32:20.680 do it. I think they can afford to just be like, the characters 466 00:32:20.720 --> 00:32:24.440 are there. The characters are already there. Dragon Age has some of my 467 00:32:24.559 --> 00:32:30.160 favorite characters in any RPG. I really like them, so they already have 468 00:32:30.279 --> 00:32:35.440 that thing going for them. I think you sound like a Call of Duty 469 00:32:35.480 --> 00:32:39.200 fan after titan Fall two came out and you were like, they have the 470 00:32:39.319 --> 00:32:46.960 potential to make a great car there titan Fall, though, they're like, 471 00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:50.599 no, no, no, because titan Fall. Because titan Fall came out, 472 00:32:50.720 --> 00:32:52.920 I had a lot of innovative ideas and really cool ideas for the video 473 00:32:52.960 --> 00:32:58.759 game and futuristic combat in a shooting game. Right, they're not a really 474 00:32:58.759 --> 00:33:00.200 cool idea? Is that called diddik of use? Could have been like oh 475 00:33:01.240 --> 00:33:04.319 no, no no, but it's a that's a bad comparison, though, 476 00:33:04.319 --> 00:33:08.319 because Call Duty consistently like makes so much fucking money that they don't have to 477 00:33:08.519 --> 00:33:13.160 like they don't. It would be the reverse. It would be the it 478 00:33:13.160 --> 00:33:15.440 would be the reverse situation. I'm I'm, I'm, I'm in reference to 479 00:33:15.519 --> 00:33:20.400 the idea of the quality of the game, not so much the need the 480 00:33:20.480 --> 00:33:23.200 need to do it right. Put it this way. Put it this way. 481 00:33:23.240 --> 00:33:27.599 If Titan Fall two was objectively the game of the year that year and 482 00:33:27.640 --> 00:33:31.440 it's sold like it was all anybody was talking about, and everybody unanimously agreed 483 00:33:31.440 --> 00:33:35.799 this is where first person shooters should go, and it was like it sold 484 00:33:35.839 --> 00:33:38.599 like twice as much as any call duty game it ever sold, then they 485 00:33:38.640 --> 00:33:40.720 would be like, yeah, we gotta we gotta look into it in the 486 00:33:40.759 --> 00:33:44.799 same way that in the same way that Dragon Age would have to look to 487 00:33:44.960 --> 00:33:47.759 bald as gay that that would be a comparable situation. I guess, although 488 00:33:47.799 --> 00:33:51.920 it's not annualized, it's still not exactly the same. Dude, it's it's 489 00:33:52.039 --> 00:33:53.720 but come on, it's make or break. We know, we know it's 490 00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:59.759 making a break. With that that being said, it would be now I 491 00:33:59.799 --> 00:34:01.319 know, because it's e A. I get it, don't don't don't. 492 00:34:01.160 --> 00:34:05.200 I'm not I'm not like, I'm not dismissing that it's e A. But 493 00:34:05.440 --> 00:34:07.920 I feel like even e A, they're like, uh, we have to 494 00:34:07.119 --> 00:34:14.159 turn a profit with this, so this has to be nailed. Look, 495 00:34:14.199 --> 00:34:19.679 man, I I lokey don't even think a e A used to be like 496 00:34:19.719 --> 00:34:22.360 a lot worse than it, Like I actually don't think is even remotely as 497 00:34:22.360 --> 00:34:24.800 bad as I don't know, is pretty good these days in comparison to most 498 00:34:24.800 --> 00:34:30.079 like UBI Soft is on fire, hasn't posted, it hasn't hasn't made anything 499 00:34:30.159 --> 00:34:37.400 of note in fucking ages. Uh, Activision is constantly on fire. Activisions 500 00:34:37.679 --> 00:34:40.960 Uh e as Actually I don't know, man like, uh, they put 501 00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:45.719 out like they're not the worst one anymore, that's not I think they're probably 502 00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:51.119 of the probably they're probably they're kind of the better one. They're kind of 503 00:34:51.159 --> 00:34:53.480 the better ones. Really, like, I don't know. They put out 504 00:34:53.480 --> 00:35:00.280 dead Space again, so that's like again, well, de Spas make is 505 00:35:00.320 --> 00:35:01.840 fucking superb. They did It Takes two, which was like super weird of 506 00:35:01.880 --> 00:35:06.079 them to do, Like, and It Takes Two was fucking incredible. Star 507 00:35:06.119 --> 00:35:09.519 Wars Jedi Survivor and and Fall in Order were great. You know. Wildhearts 508 00:35:09.559 --> 00:35:13.079 is actually pretty good too, although like that's like a kind of a double 509 00:35:13.119 --> 00:35:17.039 a game that was like a little bit more like casual monster hunter type stuff. 510 00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:20.079 And they have their sports stuff, which you know is you know, 511 00:35:20.199 --> 00:35:24.360 I don't really give a shit about that at all. But yeah, yeah, 512 00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:30.280 yeah, that's haven't changed in the last ten years. But I'm but 513 00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:34.920 I'm saying buying like Wildfire broke. But when you but when you compare it 514 00:35:34.920 --> 00:35:37.599 to like, I don't know, like Activision, who's like, you know, 515 00:35:38.559 --> 00:35:44.280 like Overwatch is fucked. Call Duty is fucked right now, even though 516 00:35:44.320 --> 00:35:46.480 it's like the biggest game gaming property in the world. Still, uh, 517 00:35:46.639 --> 00:35:51.840 you know, everything that Blizzard is working on is competibly on fire. I 518 00:35:51.880 --> 00:35:54.719 mean the company sucks. Oh no, they they dropped the whole story mode 519 00:35:54.719 --> 00:36:00.039 thing. I guess that's a problem. Yeah, I don't know really completely 520 00:36:00.119 --> 00:36:05.400 right about that where the stink of all of the ship that was happening before, 521 00:36:05.480 --> 00:36:09.920 we kind of forget that they've been consistently okay that they haven't done anything. 522 00:36:10.039 --> 00:36:14.320 They haven't done anything to warrant worst company of the year, Like they 523 00:36:14.360 --> 00:36:19.599 were consistently getting h Anthem Anthem No, no, look, Anthem was bad. 524 00:36:20.760 --> 00:36:23.119 Anthem was freaking terrible, right, But I think that might be even 525 00:36:23.480 --> 00:36:29.320 I mean, yeah, but even dude, even the the leaks that came 526 00:36:29.360 --> 00:36:30.679 out of that was like, that wasn't even act, that wasn't even e 527 00:36:30.760 --> 00:36:35.960 a doing that EA wasn't the EA wasn't coming to them being like, yo, 528 00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:37.400 you got to make a live service game like BioWare for some reason got 529 00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:39.840 it in their heads that they wanted to do that, and then e A 530 00:36:40.000 --> 00:36:43.679 was like, well, I mean, if you want to do this, 531 00:36:43.760 --> 00:36:46.920 go ahead and do it. And then they completely fucked it up so that 532 00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:51.159 even the worst thing, yeah, there was that there was that big expos 533 00:36:51.199 --> 00:36:52.679 a on Anthem, how like they didn't even know what game they were like 534 00:36:53.000 --> 00:36:58.280 the entire time that I remember that, but I didn't know that they made 535 00:36:58.280 --> 00:37:00.960 the choice. I always thought it was Yeah, I didn't know that. 536 00:37:00.280 --> 00:37:05.960 No, they I don't. I don't really confuses That is my biggest fear 537 00:37:06.000 --> 00:37:09.000 though. That's where the fear comes from. Oh Jesus Christ, that made 538 00:37:09.320 --> 00:37:17.239 those games is just not present. That's why excuses me. You're they're just 539 00:37:17.280 --> 00:37:21.320 not there. Like the people that made the people that made the lore about 540 00:37:21.360 --> 00:37:23.239 Dreadwolf, the people that know the story of the game, the people that 541 00:37:23.760 --> 00:37:30.000 created that world, they're gone. They have been gone for like ten plus 542 00:37:30.079 --> 00:37:36.079 years. They've been not around. They've just That's why even inquisitions so different, 543 00:37:37.320 --> 00:37:42.960 because inquisition inquisition picks up not even directly after one, you don't even 544 00:37:42.960 --> 00:37:45.159 see your gray ward not a chapter two, so I don't even see a 545 00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:47.360 grey warden. Motherfuckers off doing you get a letter from the nigga, I'm 546 00:37:47.360 --> 00:37:53.000 like, what are you talking? Well? That my character so okay? 547 00:37:53.079 --> 00:37:59.960 So that that was very disappointing, but you're look, I would have loved 548 00:38:00.000 --> 00:38:05.400 if they would have just even dlc that ship. Just show me character they 549 00:38:05.480 --> 00:38:07.960 brought. They brought in Hawk. They brought in Hawk, which was directly 550 00:38:08.000 --> 00:38:12.519 from and you actually did ship with him. So it was like, even 551 00:38:12.559 --> 00:38:15.360 though I didn't give a fuck, I don't give a flying fuck about Hawk 552 00:38:15.440 --> 00:38:17.719 at all. Even though like I enjoy I enjoyed number two, I didn't 553 00:38:17.760 --> 00:38:22.880 give a fuck about the protagonist. I cared about everybody else that was around 554 00:38:22.320 --> 00:38:27.599 the fucking slut elf that you get to bang that poor wood elf choose to 555 00:38:27.639 --> 00:38:34.119 kill bang the fucking horse of course for the culture. Yeah, for the 556 00:38:35.079 --> 00:38:37.760 but yeah, I don't know. People. I guess people felt good. 557 00:38:38.599 --> 00:38:40.159 No, no, no, I was I was just saying, like I 558 00:38:40.440 --> 00:38:47.079 I let's say, so, let's say it. It is slated for five, 559 00:38:47.760 --> 00:38:54.440 right to give them time. That's gonna be a rough year too, 560 00:38:55.280 --> 00:39:00.360 that's gonna be a really rough year for them, because like, are we 561 00:39:00.440 --> 00:39:04.840 pretending? Are we pretending like we don't know what the game of the Year 562 00:39:04.880 --> 00:39:09.760 for twenty twenty five is gonna be, Yeah, pretending like they potentially not 563 00:39:09.840 --> 00:39:14.360 released that game that year they should not, Well, they can't. They 564 00:39:14.440 --> 00:39:16.639 can't hold onto it forever, Like they can't hold onto it forever. Game 565 00:39:16.679 --> 00:39:20.920 they got it, they got it. They got to either do it six 566 00:39:21.199 --> 00:39:24.599 obviously GTA six is yeah, never mind, yeah, no matter what, 567 00:39:24.679 --> 00:39:29.000 no matter. Yeah, I'm not a JJA person crazy like that, but 568 00:39:29.039 --> 00:39:30.400 like, yeah, this is gonna be g How sick would it be if 569 00:39:30.400 --> 00:39:36.199 they did it Mortal Kombat style? Were say Mortal Kombat somehow? So how 570 00:39:36.199 --> 00:39:38.360 do the fuck how does fucking Mortal Kombat able to keep secrets? But fucking 571 00:39:38.440 --> 00:39:43.480 Rockstar Camp, what's going on with that? Because Mortal Kombat fucking literally was 572 00:39:43.519 --> 00:39:45.639 like, hey, we have a new game, it's coming on in a 573 00:39:45.679 --> 00:39:47.920 few months, and then it just came out and it was like, yeah, 574 00:39:47.920 --> 00:39:51.960 we didn't know. We were waiting for a long time and we just 575 00:39:51.960 --> 00:39:54.239 didn't know. We were like making it like there was none of my I 576 00:39:54.280 --> 00:39:59.000 follow a bunch of Mortal Kombat pages and nobody was like, hey, yo, 577 00:39:59.199 --> 00:40:01.360 this came out, but it anyway, So it would be awesome. 578 00:40:01.360 --> 00:40:04.760 What if what if they're trying to fuck with us in that way because they 579 00:40:04.760 --> 00:40:07.840 said for there was like dragon Age Day, whatever the fuck dragon Age Day 580 00:40:07.880 --> 00:40:12.480 was. It just passed like a month a few weeks ago, and they 581 00:40:12.480 --> 00:40:15.239 said, we're gonna see some shit next year. So what if they do 582 00:40:15.320 --> 00:40:17.480 the same thing. That would be awesome if they were like, hey, 583 00:40:17.480 --> 00:40:21.519 we're actually fucking like done with this shit. We're just polishing it up and 584 00:40:21.519 --> 00:40:24.119 it's gonna drop in like November. I don't trust it. But at the 585 00:40:24.159 --> 00:40:28.840 same time, they got it. They can't fucking drop in turn twenty five. 586 00:40:28.880 --> 00:40:31.199 There's gonna be a fucking that's not good. They're in a rough spot. 587 00:40:31.239 --> 00:40:36.280 They have they have to basically, they have they have to go this. 588 00:40:36.400 --> 00:40:38.320 They have to go twenty twenty four basically, like like that's the only 589 00:40:38.519 --> 00:40:42.320 because right now the competition is like I mean, I guess they don't have 590 00:40:42.400 --> 00:40:45.280 to because like who cares, Like who cares about what wins year? Really 591 00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:46.800 ultimately, as long as long as they make money, it doesn't really matter. 592 00:40:46.840 --> 00:40:50.480 They could go in twenty twenty five if they want it's just you know, 593 00:40:51.800 --> 00:40:55.039 I that that game's GT five is gonna be such a or GT six, 594 00:40:55.079 --> 00:40:58.039 like he want to say GT five because it's insane to me that we're 595 00:40:58.039 --> 00:41:00.760 already at six. But like I've done, it's going to be such a 596 00:41:00.840 --> 00:41:07.440 juggernaut and it's going to be so transformative to like the landscape that like I 597 00:41:07.440 --> 00:41:12.559 don't know how anything is going to come out of that. I don't know 598 00:41:12.559 --> 00:41:15.440 how any game is really going to stick around in the conversation after that, 599 00:41:15.159 --> 00:41:20.239 like during that year, unless it's like elden Ring two or something or or 600 00:41:20.320 --> 00:41:23.760 something substantial like that, Like I don't know. And even that, like 601 00:41:23.800 --> 00:41:29.440 I don't have a hard time. There's only the only thing that I feel 602 00:41:29.440 --> 00:41:34.000 like would be more celebrated, not more that's that's the wrong words. Maybe 603 00:41:34.039 --> 00:41:38.079 on a similar playing field is if they announced Bloodborne for PC, because that 604 00:41:38.119 --> 00:41:44.280 would be maybe the one thing that niggas like it's trending like every fucking month, 605 00:41:44.880 --> 00:41:46.559 like people are just like, hey, hey, how about just do 606 00:41:46.719 --> 00:41:51.800 it already? Like fuck, I'm actually in that camp. I really want 607 00:41:51.800 --> 00:41:54.280 blood Borne on fucking the PC, Like like I don't even I feel like 608 00:41:54.320 --> 00:41:58.639 that made people happy, but it wouldn't. It wouldn't do what GCA six 609 00:41:58.719 --> 00:42:01.840 is gonna do to the gaming world. One of the thing is I'm talking 610 00:42:01.840 --> 00:42:06.519 about excitement. I'm not talking about fucking like some type of like oh this 611 00:42:06.679 --> 00:42:09.280 is because like GTA six, like you know, it's crazy. I think 612 00:42:09.280 --> 00:42:12.440 it would have beat elder Ring this year if would came out, I think 613 00:42:12.599 --> 00:42:14.760 I think it would have been elder Ring that year. I think it would 614 00:42:14.760 --> 00:42:22.199 have beat Balder's game. GTA is so well loved because any any any mouth 615 00:42:22.239 --> 00:42:23.880 breatherer can pick that game up and have fun like and that is just like 616 00:42:24.760 --> 00:42:28.800 it's a game anyone can really play as long as you're like an adult, 617 00:42:28.840 --> 00:42:32.840 I guess you can play like the girls love just driving cars and hitting people. 618 00:42:34.800 --> 00:42:37.079 Guys like shooting stuff. I like just driving down long strips of area 619 00:42:37.119 --> 00:42:40.280 as fast as I can from cops. Like even like I'm not even a 620 00:42:40.360 --> 00:42:44.199 g t A person, like, I really think g t A games are 621 00:42:44.239 --> 00:42:49.239 kind of hollow to a degree. Granted I've only beat like three of them. 622 00:42:49.320 --> 00:42:53.840 I've only beat like Vice City four and uh sending, Oh no, 623 00:42:53.880 --> 00:42:57.760 i'd be I'd be five of them. Then I guess i'd be Vice City 624 00:42:58.039 --> 00:43:01.679 sen Andreas four and five. Yeah, even the moments that is kind of 625 00:43:02.159 --> 00:43:06.119 it's kind of silly. So the moments of silliness are kind of like this 626 00:43:06.519 --> 00:43:10.719 subtract me from it. But like everyone likes those games, like just everyone 627 00:43:10.840 --> 00:43:15.679 liked those games. The news news like game news, fucking they licked their 628 00:43:15.679 --> 00:43:19.440 lips, the idea of anything from Granded Wadle coming out, you know, 629 00:43:19.559 --> 00:43:22.119 Like so it's just it's just something that I was playing. I was playing 630 00:43:22.960 --> 00:43:27.280 at four. I was playing Granted thttal four yesterday because I'm trying to finish 631 00:43:27.360 --> 00:43:30.440 it. I'm trying to make my way through all the Grand Theft Thoto games 632 00:43:30.440 --> 00:43:34.199 because I actually never beat most of them. I played a lot of them 633 00:43:34.199 --> 00:43:37.400 extensively, but I never actually like played through the story of most of them. 634 00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:40.000 So I'm trying to. I'm playing through DTA four and I remember I 635 00:43:40.079 --> 00:43:43.320 just like I did something that I never did before when I was a kid 636 00:43:43.320 --> 00:43:45.639 because I didn't have the patience for it. And I like, I hailed 637 00:43:45.639 --> 00:43:50.000 a cab and I sat in there and I I just let the cab take 638 00:43:50.000 --> 00:43:52.639 me to where I was going to go, and I didn't skip at all, 639 00:43:52.159 --> 00:43:57.599 and it it was so fun listening to this rate because it was like 640 00:43:57.599 --> 00:44:01.159 there's like the the cab Driver had on some conservative radio talk show or whatever, 641 00:44:01.199 --> 00:44:06.280 and they were just going fucking ballistic, and then you'd see like these 642 00:44:06.360 --> 00:44:08.679 dynamic things happening, like people being robbed on the street, and you would 643 00:44:08.679 --> 00:44:10.960 see it just kind of happen as you were passing by, and it's like 644 00:44:12.000 --> 00:44:14.679 this is GT. Four too, it's like two thousand and eight or something 645 00:44:14.880 --> 00:44:20.039 like this is fucking awesome. And the and just to imagine like where they're 646 00:44:20.119 --> 00:44:23.079 where they would be at now after red that redemption. Really what captures me 647 00:44:23.079 --> 00:44:29.159 about it is like, dude, the idea of red that redemption two levels 648 00:44:29.159 --> 00:44:34.519 of like thought and polish going into something like a modern grad the auto game 649 00:44:34.599 --> 00:44:37.679 is so fucking enticing to me. I can't even I don't think it fits. 650 00:44:37.719 --> 00:44:39.440 But the idea of it fitting in there would be like this is insane. 651 00:44:40.079 --> 00:44:45.719 It's it's exciting having a character like Arthur Morgan that you're playing as as 652 00:44:45.719 --> 00:44:55.519 a woman's it's cool and girl, But like the Sade, it's gonna be 653 00:44:55.599 --> 00:44:59.880 it's gonna be crazy. The Internet, that part of the Internet, Yeah, 654 00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:04.320 yeah, yeah, there's more of them than it's way louder than, 655 00:45:04.480 --> 00:45:06.960 not way more of them, it's way louder than it's very loud. I 656 00:45:07.000 --> 00:45:13.719 mean, I was just like bru. Remember remember the starfield pronoun like that 657 00:45:13.840 --> 00:45:16.599 is the fact, like the fact that blew my mind. So of course 658 00:45:17.039 --> 00:45:21.440 those keep the way she's shaped. Tim Poole, oh my, did you 659 00:45:21.480 --> 00:45:24.000 see it? Did you see that? The Tempoole thing? What happened? 660 00:45:24.039 --> 00:45:28.280 I totally forgot. I know what you're talking about. A woman, A 661 00:45:28.320 --> 00:45:30.559 woman can't run up behind a guy and knock him out. It's like, 662 00:45:30.639 --> 00:45:35.199 yo, you've never been punched him, you've never been face. It's you 663 00:45:35.239 --> 00:45:38.119 can't possibly believe that. That's so I saw that. I saw that, 664 00:45:38.239 --> 00:45:42.159 and like Tim, Tim, I can get a thirteen year old boy to 665 00:45:42.239 --> 00:45:45.840 knock you on consciously, so look, look a thirteen year old to do 666 00:45:45.840 --> 00:45:49.920 it to you. Listen. I saw that, and I was immediately overtaken 667 00:45:49.960 --> 00:45:57.519 with this intense apathy because there you cannot, like I know Tim enough, 668 00:45:58.039 --> 00:46:00.239 I don't know, I don't know. I guess I don't know modern him, 669 00:46:00.239 --> 00:46:02.000 but I knew him at one point enough to know that he's not an 670 00:46:02.000 --> 00:46:07.920 idiot. So he can't possibly believe that, Like, there's no way that 671 00:46:07.000 --> 00:46:10.360 you, as a thinking human being, believe that there's no way a woman 672 00:46:10.400 --> 00:46:15.079 could knock you out, Like, it's just not I think people that's not 673 00:46:15.320 --> 00:46:20.400 like that have never really been in like no, never had like physical on 674 00:46:20.440 --> 00:46:22.519 average. Sure, but no. But with Tim's no, but agree with 675 00:46:22.559 --> 00:46:28.800 what you're saying. Yeah, Tim knows better, Like Tim knows that that's 676 00:46:28.840 --> 00:46:32.639 not true, Like he can't possibly believe that that's not true because that would 677 00:46:32.679 --> 00:46:40.719 be literally that leaves it right his his audience believes that, like, dude, 678 00:46:42.440 --> 00:46:45.679 I don't I don't need to tell you that Ronda Rousey would kill Timpoole. 679 00:46:45.519 --> 00:46:49.320 I don't need I don't that that doesn't even need to be said. 680 00:46:49.599 --> 00:46:52.519 That doesn't need to be said. Half of Ronda Rousey could kill Timpoole, 681 00:46:52.760 --> 00:46:59.440 Like this is not a matter of like this is it's just you cannot believe 682 00:46:59.480 --> 00:47:00.840 that. And when I saw that, I was like, oh, he 683 00:47:00.840 --> 00:47:05.159 doesn't believe that. This is literally just the performative bullshit that we see We've 684 00:47:05.159 --> 00:47:07.920 seen for years now, exemplified by the fact that now Twitter rewards that kind 685 00:47:07.920 --> 00:47:13.280 of behavior even more so than it did before, not only attention, it's 686 00:47:13.320 --> 00:47:15.880 money. So it's like wilder because of that shit for sure. Yeah, 687 00:47:15.960 --> 00:47:19.760 So I just saw that. I saw that, and I was like, 688 00:47:19.800 --> 00:47:22.840 this is just too I couldn't even be upset at it because it was just 689 00:47:22.880 --> 00:47:27.840 so clearly just not just wildness. You're right, That's why, like the 690 00:47:27.920 --> 00:47:32.880 first dumb when I first realized that about him, specifically when I saw that 691 00:47:34.000 --> 00:47:37.800 compilation around the twenty twenty election where he kept saying Trump is gonna win by 692 00:47:37.840 --> 00:47:42.119 forty nine or fifty states, He's gonna win by a landslide, and when 693 00:47:42.320 --> 00:47:45.639 when he said that so many times, it's like compilations of it that, 694 00:47:45.639 --> 00:47:46.400 that's when I was like, oh, I see what he's doing, like 695 00:47:46.400 --> 00:47:49.599 his audience, because the only way you can get away with saying stuff like 696 00:47:49.639 --> 00:47:52.639 that is when your audience is so fucking stupid that you can get away with 697 00:47:52.679 --> 00:47:55.360 saying stuff with that. Because if I told that to my audience, they 698 00:47:55.360 --> 00:48:00.239 would laugh. I'd be laughed out of existence. Because we know that there 699 00:48:00.280 --> 00:48:02.920 are states that are always going to be red and blue. There is never 700 00:48:02.960 --> 00:48:06.920 going to be a present that's going to capture all fucking states in the election. 701 00:48:07.000 --> 00:48:09.039 That's just not gonna happen. That is not how it fucking works. 702 00:48:09.239 --> 00:48:13.199 It's not even I would say this, I wouldn't even say it's improbable. 703 00:48:13.199 --> 00:48:17.199 I would say it's impossible, because that is how our country works. So 704 00:48:17.400 --> 00:48:22.440 to say that this red state, I wouldn't even say problem something. But 705 00:48:22.639 --> 00:48:31.320 the thing is anything. Imagine you imagine California, New York turning. It 706 00:48:31.400 --> 00:48:36.280 is not so an't happened. It would have to be so far in the 707 00:48:36.320 --> 00:48:42.199 future that landscape doesn't even matter anymore. We're talking, but we're still talking 708 00:48:42.199 --> 00:48:45.840 about wild scenarios, but we're just talking about in reality. My point being 709 00:48:45.880 --> 00:48:49.199 that like when he speaks like this, when he speaks like this, you're 710 00:48:49.239 --> 00:48:52.880 like with him saying women can't do that. When fucking that movie Atomic Blonde 711 00:48:52.880 --> 00:48:55.960 came out that the same people were saying the same fucking thing, Oh, 712 00:48:57.039 --> 00:48:59.679 she couldn't do that. And I'm like, yeah, because because you niggas 713 00:48:59.679 --> 00:49:02.199 were saying ship when fucking uh when fucking Kill Bill came out right like shut 714 00:49:02.239 --> 00:49:06.960 the fuck up, Shut the fuck up. You're just talking ship to get 715 00:49:07.000 --> 00:49:10.039 money, like like people that are like acting like bro, oh that's true. 716 00:49:10.119 --> 00:49:15.599 And I'm like, shut the fuck up, like like I like, 717 00:49:15.719 --> 00:49:20.440 I dude, have you ever like do you First of all, I think 718 00:49:20.440 --> 00:49:22.920 First of all, well, people don't understand how easy it is to knock 719 00:49:22.920 --> 00:49:27.920 some one unconscious, especially if they're not paying attention. It is not a 720 00:49:27.960 --> 00:49:30.199 feat to do that doesn't take many pounds of pressure. It doesn't take very 721 00:49:30.320 --> 00:49:35.199 literally like people people move their arms back and hit people and knock them out 722 00:49:35.239 --> 00:49:37.760 like that happens like quickly trying to do some hit something like you knock them 723 00:49:37.760 --> 00:49:43.199 on conju like I didn't mean to do that at all. He greatly getting 724 00:49:43.239 --> 00:49:50.840 hit the bike, Yeah, literally SUTs you off. It sucks, though 725 00:49:50.920 --> 00:49:53.880 it's It does suck that there's enough people that believe this type of stuff to 726 00:49:53.920 --> 00:49:58.800 where he can say this. That's because to me, it's like the Charlotte 727 00:49:58.800 --> 00:50:01.360 Tins and the Grifters are all is gonna exist. You just wish that the 728 00:50:01.559 --> 00:50:07.519 people weren't like, you know, the special enough to fall for it. 729 00:50:07.559 --> 00:50:09.639 You just wish that it wasn't like that what it is, you know, 730 00:50:10.199 --> 00:50:15.000 like what are you gonna do? You wish like everyone would just laugh in 731 00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:16.480 unison and be like this, you know, like say, there's the story 732 00:50:16.519 --> 00:50:19.880 and I think it's I don't know if it's true or not, but people 733 00:50:19.920 --> 00:50:24.719 say that the first person in America that introduced insurance got hanged. Now. 734 00:50:24.719 --> 00:50:28.239 I don't know if that's true or not, but I've heard that many times 735 00:50:29.679 --> 00:50:32.360 because you just because the idea of it sounds so fucking absurd, you would 736 00:50:32.400 --> 00:50:37.000 hope that people would do something like that. When somebody says like, oh, 737 00:50:37.119 --> 00:50:38.880 women can't knock out men or some type of shit like that, you're 738 00:50:38.920 --> 00:50:44.280 like, that is that is stupid? Like their kids have knocked out adults 739 00:50:44.280 --> 00:50:46.559 on accident. It's just it's a stupid thing to say, like, it's 740 00:50:46.639 --> 00:50:52.119 just but you know, when you're when you're special, you can believe anything, 741 00:50:52.159 --> 00:51:02.719 just like, oh, no, you're talking like man, you Barney. 742 00:51:02.760 --> 00:51:07.239 Let's let's move on to some Yeah, yeah, poor Barney Man. 743 00:51:10.199 --> 00:51:16.840 Wait wait which Barney? You're talking? Artie? I love you? You 744 00:51:17.039 --> 00:51:24.159 love me. I can't do his voice. No that we can't. You're 745 00:51:24.159 --> 00:51:30.480 turning the belch on Marg's clipt enough of this, we can't. Somebody brought 746 00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:36.840 that up on Sacred did they. Yeah? Somebody was like, hey, 747 00:51:36.880 --> 00:51:40.360 what somebody wrote in privy to this fucking conversation. I had to explain. 748 00:51:40.719 --> 00:51:46.079 I had to explain this to Colin and Dustin, and they were fucking bewildered. 749 00:51:47.400 --> 00:51:52.280 Oh man, I just can't. I love the crossover. Surprised because 750 00:51:53.000 --> 00:51:57.599 the ship that I made, the ship that we do Mica Micah is so 751 00:51:59.800 --> 00:52:02.360 she just with the ships immediately, like whenever I do offensive beam threads. 752 00:52:02.360 --> 00:52:06.719 She posted in and I'm like, Yo, this is crazy that someone has 753 00:52:06.719 --> 00:52:13.079 a video. She posted a picture of Peach putting her dress over her hard 754 00:52:13.320 --> 00:52:21.760 dick and coming through her dress, of course, coming through it like spraying 755 00:52:21.920 --> 00:52:29.599 up. Is that real? I swear to God that I showed Lily, 756 00:52:29.639 --> 00:52:32.400 and Lily started laughing till she cried. And I was like, where did 757 00:52:32.480 --> 00:52:40.440 she find this? Where do you find that picture? That's how you do? 758 00:52:40.559 --> 00:52:43.599 She posted it in my one of my mentions, one of my what 759 00:52:43.719 --> 00:52:46.280 your colleges to one of my offensive meme threads. Oh my god, I 760 00:52:46.320 --> 00:52:54.480 see it, Jesus Christ. I can't, Derek, see no, let 761 00:52:54.519 --> 00:53:00.280 me here you go, here you go. I but I gotta check it 762 00:53:00.280 --> 00:53:12.039 out for uh. She actually posted that. I Oh my god, Jesus, 763 00:53:12.519 --> 00:53:15.559 I wasn't I see. I was expecting it to be more ludicrous, 764 00:53:15.599 --> 00:53:22.159 like the way that she's drawn is like this was somebody who like, like 765 00:53:22.480 --> 00:53:25.519 really liked this. They were like this is this is hot. I think 766 00:53:25.559 --> 00:53:34.079 this is a picture when that McDonald's might be busting the idea, dude, 767 00:53:34.559 --> 00:53:37.599 the idea. She has nothing to use, and she's about the companies. 768 00:53:37.679 --> 00:53:45.639 I just use my dress, just straight through that is that's destroying. That's 769 00:53:45.719 --> 00:53:51.920 destroying a us. That's destroy all right, all right, listen, Let's 770 00:53:52.000 --> 00:54:00.760 let's get to some questions. Right that person's pregnant or dead? Let man, 771 00:54:00.880 --> 00:54:02.920 all right, one too many near death experiences, one too many near 772 00:54:02.960 --> 00:54:06.119 death experiences? Ready, he says, how do y'all? Are you? 773 00:54:06.119 --> 00:54:09.960 Guys t as tired of seeing video game leaks ruining the launch of trailers in 774 00:54:09.960 --> 00:54:15.360 in game skin events as I am seeing the seeing GTA get their thunderstolen, 775 00:54:15.480 --> 00:54:17.360 and the same with Fortnite getting that leaked. Peter Griffin and Solid Snake being 776 00:54:17.400 --> 00:54:22.079 in the game is so annoying you can't seem to have cool surprise anymore. 777 00:54:22.079 --> 00:54:23.400 It's lamb. Hopefully I'm not bringing the mood down, but I need to 778 00:54:23.400 --> 00:54:28.320 bitch about this. Thanks. Uh. I don't know, It's like, 779 00:54:29.079 --> 00:54:34.360 I sort of agree. I think it's more depressing. I feel more bad 780 00:54:34.400 --> 00:54:37.960 about it from the perspective of the teams, you know, I don't necessarily 781 00:54:38.000 --> 00:54:42.320 care that I get shit ruined for me in that sense, because it's not 782 00:54:42.360 --> 00:54:44.760 like a real spoiler or anything. It's not like, you know, it's 783 00:54:45.440 --> 00:54:47.920 I don't know. Leaks are kind of exciting in some way, but it 784 00:54:47.960 --> 00:54:52.920 does suck to have, like the trailer for your the trailer for Grand Theft 785 00:54:52.920 --> 00:54:57.360 for the next Grand Theft Auto to leak is definitely like kind of a bummer 786 00:54:57.400 --> 00:55:00.719 in some way because it would have been cool to have that just fall out 787 00:55:00.719 --> 00:55:02.679 of nowhere. But at the same time, these companies kind of tease this 788 00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:07.760 stuff anyway, you know, like we knew that trailer was coming before it 789 00:55:07.800 --> 00:55:10.679 got leaked, so I kind of I don't know what. I don't know 790 00:55:10.719 --> 00:55:15.840 what surprise we're really missing in that sense, if it's if it ruins a 791 00:55:15.880 --> 00:55:20.880 shadow drop of something that's more annoying. But for for Rockstard to be like, 792 00:55:20.920 --> 00:55:23.800 hey, early December is when the first trailer is going live and then 793 00:55:23.840 --> 00:55:27.760 everybody knows it's going live and then it leaks the day before, that's not 794 00:55:27.840 --> 00:55:31.079 really that doesn't register to me. It's the same, well, it feels 795 00:55:31.119 --> 00:55:36.519 like you know what, you know what it's like you're probably imagine you're normally, 796 00:55:37.119 --> 00:55:38.840 you know when you when you when you're piping a girl good, you 797 00:55:38.880 --> 00:55:43.800 have an average of like time that you're you know you then just one day 798 00:55:43.880 --> 00:55:46.199 you just fucking you you cut it. Really, it's just you just bust 799 00:55:46.280 --> 00:55:49.920 way too fast, and it's just kind of underwhelming, where it's like, 800 00:55:49.960 --> 00:55:53.119 oh, I was expecting the anticipation of this and all this. It just 801 00:55:53.159 --> 00:55:58.000 feels like you know it was gonna come out probably on this specific date and 802 00:55:58.000 --> 00:56:00.599 you kind of like have it. It's like, literally, the UFC two 803 00:56:00.679 --> 00:56:05.239 ninety six is tomorrow. I'm fucking like the anticipation is at an all time 804 00:56:05.280 --> 00:56:08.079 high, and if that shit just started like right now, I'd be like, 805 00:56:08.199 --> 00:56:10.840 what the fuck, They'd just be like It's kind of like it feels 806 00:56:10.880 --> 00:56:15.599 like I was, it's completely cut off and I had this timeline in my 807 00:56:15.679 --> 00:56:22.320 head. But to your point, I feel bad for the devs where because 808 00:56:22.360 --> 00:56:27.920 you want them to get that satisfaction of being able to release it exactly when 809 00:56:27.920 --> 00:56:30.519 they want and everything. So it feels bad all around to me, or 810 00:56:30.559 --> 00:56:35.199 like I would have felt great contributing to I mean, well, I did 811 00:56:35.239 --> 00:56:37.320 watch it on I did watch the rock Stars trailer of it. I didn't 812 00:56:37.320 --> 00:56:40.760 watch it. I didn't see the leak on Twitter x or whatever, so 813 00:56:40.920 --> 00:56:45.880 I still did it. But you know, it just it just feels like 814 00:56:45.079 --> 00:56:50.280 it's what a fucking scumbag? Like why why? Why? Why? Why 815 00:56:50.320 --> 00:56:52.960 you gotta do that to them? Man, like they're gonna yeah, it's 816 00:56:52.119 --> 00:56:55.119 it's a if. This is a fucking net positive, a fucking a new 817 00:56:55.159 --> 00:56:58.599 game that we're all waiting for, Like why can't we just celebrate? Why 818 00:56:58.599 --> 00:57:00.920 you gotta be a dick? It is gonna do that? It is annoying, 819 00:57:00.159 --> 00:57:02.800 it is It is annoying that it just happened with the what is it 820 00:57:02.840 --> 00:57:10.360 Insomniac actually, like there was some screenshots of Wolverine Wolverine that leaked and stuff 821 00:57:10.360 --> 00:57:15.199 like that, and it's like, I don't know, man, I know 822 00:57:15.239 --> 00:57:19.320 what you're saying, and I agree. It's just I guess for me, 823 00:57:19.480 --> 00:57:22.800 I missed the days when leaks were a little bit more like is that real? 824 00:57:23.320 --> 00:57:27.840 Because when it's one hour of GT like I remember like last year an 825 00:57:27.840 --> 00:57:30.559 hour of GTA six footage leaked and it wasn't really it was like really really 826 00:57:30.559 --> 00:57:34.039 early like in game stuff, and it really it didn't really give away a 827 00:57:34.039 --> 00:57:35.840 whole lot, but it was no question. It's like, oh, that's 828 00:57:36.840 --> 00:57:40.079 that's a that's absolutely granted thought O six, like without a shadow of a 829 00:57:40.119 --> 00:57:46.400 doubt, like it's very clearly what this is. I remember in like twenty 830 00:57:46.440 --> 00:57:51.320 ten or two thousand and nine, Halo Reach had some leaks and everybody but 831 00:57:51.360 --> 00:57:54.480 it was like some like really blurry screenshots of like certain guns, and back 832 00:57:54.480 --> 00:57:58.239 then it was like, oh is that real or is it? And nobody 833 00:57:58.800 --> 00:58:02.880 really knew and that was actually a lot of fun because then people will be 834 00:58:02.920 --> 00:58:05.559 like, oh, well, here's all the reasons why it wouldn't be in 835 00:58:05.679 --> 00:58:07.440 and there was all this theorizing, But when all that theorizing is kind of 836 00:58:07.480 --> 00:58:09.800 gone and it's just like, oh, yeah, no, that was GTA 837 00:58:09.880 --> 00:58:13.800 six, and here's an hour of footage that you can watch, and also 838 00:58:13.840 --> 00:58:19.320 here's the trailer that's obviously real. That's way, you know. I do 839 00:58:19.480 --> 00:58:22.639 miss like the benign leaks from like a long ass time ago, where it 840 00:58:22.679 --> 00:58:25.639 was like there was actually some conversation to be had about it. And sometimes 841 00:58:25.679 --> 00:58:29.440 those leaks would be fucking completely fake, by the way, like I'm sure 842 00:58:29.599 --> 00:58:34.159 like just completely like oh that wasn't that actually wasn't real at all, And 843 00:58:34.280 --> 00:58:37.039 that was kind of fun, but it used to be. Yeah, I 844 00:58:37.039 --> 00:58:42.159 think we've developed this really bad level of entitlement. Yeah, like as a 845 00:58:42.199 --> 00:58:45.559 culture where we're like, yeah, we should see it early. They're taken 846 00:58:45.559 --> 00:58:47.840 too long. It's like, well, dude, anticip patient is a good 847 00:58:47.880 --> 00:58:51.719 thing sometimes, you know, patient is a virtue. Dude. I saw 848 00:58:51.760 --> 00:58:53.800 people. I saw people angry. They were like, oh man, I 849 00:58:53.800 --> 00:58:57.519 got to wait till twenty twenty five. You gotta wait till twenty twenty five 850 00:58:57.519 --> 00:59:00.719 for this. It's like, bro, I was surprised it was that early. 851 00:59:00.599 --> 00:59:05.719 I thought, yeah, I thought billion people. I thought like twenty 852 00:59:05.719 --> 00:59:07.760 twenty eight or something. I swear to God, Yeah, me too, 853 00:59:07.840 --> 00:59:09.360 Like I was like I was like twenty Yeah, I was like twenty twenty 854 00:59:09.360 --> 00:59:14.000 six, twenty seventy twenty seven earliest. Because the way that I was thinking 855 00:59:14.000 --> 00:59:16.920 about it was like, dude, we haven't seen this at all, and 856 00:59:17.000 --> 00:59:20.960 it's coming out in the year and a half. That's kind of crazy, 857 00:59:21.079 --> 00:59:22.960 Like that's like a short. That's a short. When you think about especially 858 00:59:23.000 --> 00:59:28.719 one scene, that alpha footage or whatever it was before you have to al 859 00:59:28.760 --> 00:59:30.920 sayed a long time work on this ship, and you also just think about 860 00:59:30.920 --> 00:59:35.760 like how early things are announced now like bro Like Elder Scroll six was announced 861 00:59:35.760 --> 00:59:39.559 three years ago and that's nowhere near out Fable was announced three years ago. 862 00:59:40.039 --> 00:59:45.480 Fucking how long did Kingdom Hards three fucking take to come out after it was 863 00:59:45.519 --> 00:59:52.760 announced? It's oh Blade, Yeah, Blade is like twenty twenty six, 864 00:59:52.880 --> 00:59:55.280 twenty twenty seven earliest, Like, there's no way that it's coming out. 865 00:59:55.320 --> 01:00:00.840 To shit, dude, I love Mortal Combat did it? And Mortal Kombat 866 01:00:00.920 --> 01:00:04.440 was just like, hey, yo, we got a new game. You 867 01:00:04.440 --> 01:00:07.039 know what's really crazy? I gotta say though, I gotta say though real 868 01:00:07.119 --> 01:00:10.440 quick though, that a Blade game from the fucking dishonored team sounds like sounds 869 01:00:10.480 --> 01:00:14.880 sick as hell. Oh yeah, it's perfect, it's perfect. Hopefully they 870 01:00:14.920 --> 01:00:17.920 can do it. What's crazy is that, like Mortal Kombat is very popular 871 01:00:17.920 --> 01:00:24.000 in America, but like not anywhere else, Like Americans really love Mortal Kombat, 872 01:00:24.320 --> 01:00:28.639 and then like everyone's like street Fighter King a Fighter or no, a 873 01:00:28.719 --> 01:00:31.800 street Fighter in Tech and everywhere else. But it's like because it's just extremely 874 01:00:31.960 --> 01:00:38.719 it's extremely westernized when it comes to fighting games. You look at even the 875 01:00:38.719 --> 01:00:44.280 way the characters talk, like lu K, the fact that Luks like, 876 01:00:44.679 --> 01:00:47.559 oh yeah, I am Luk from Sharlon Munk, and it's like, this 877 01:00:47.679 --> 01:00:52.159 is like very what's so an American's idea where fighting people are because it's crazy 878 01:00:52.159 --> 01:00:58.400 because they've won, They've gotten awards for like best multiplayer fighting game, and 879 01:00:58.440 --> 01:01:01.559 I'm like, this is not the best one. But I guess it's over 880 01:01:01.599 --> 01:01:05.320 here. I guess the voting is happening in America. Well, people like 881 01:01:05.320 --> 01:01:09.119 people Mortal Kombat. People like The reason this conversation started in the first place. 882 01:01:09.159 --> 01:01:13.920 The reason this conversation started in the first place, surrounded by I mean 883 01:01:13.960 --> 01:01:16.079 in the in the context of Mortal Kombat, was like, it's crazy how 884 01:01:16.760 --> 01:01:22.360 Mortal Kombat doesn't have any leaks at all, and yeah, and g but 885 01:01:22.400 --> 01:01:25.320 it makes sense when you consider, like, you know, dude, Rockstar 886 01:01:25.480 --> 01:01:32.719 the last time I checked, I could be wrong, but like Rockstar employs 887 01:01:32.760 --> 01:01:42.400 four thousand people. Yeah, that is a lot of fucking crazy for context, 888 01:01:42.519 --> 01:01:47.880 I think that is high as fuck high. It's extremely high. I 889 01:01:47.960 --> 01:01:51.920 guess that's hot. I guess, dude, I don't I don't know the 890 01:01:52.039 --> 01:01:54.360 range of like how many people be working out like a game company. Yeah, 891 01:01:55.760 --> 01:02:00.960 over a thousand, over a thousand. I was gonna says kind of 892 01:02:00.039 --> 01:02:04.519 high. A thousand is kind of high, and that's for like big, 893 01:02:04.599 --> 01:02:07.159 like A thousand is like Bungee is like at a thousand, one hundred something 894 01:02:07.239 --> 01:02:10.039 like that. Okay, that's where Bungee is and that's because they have a 895 01:02:10.039 --> 01:02:15.039 live service game to like maintain you know what I mean. I put it 896 01:02:15.079 --> 01:02:17.079 in put it, put this into perspective. You be Soft as a publishing 897 01:02:17.199 --> 01:02:24.960 arm with everything that they own, that's twenty thousand people for everything, and 898 01:02:25.079 --> 01:02:32.800 Rockstar is like I think four thousand by themselves, which is fucking crazy. 899 01:02:32.880 --> 01:02:36.159 If every studio was like that, that would mean you be Soft would have 900 01:02:36.159 --> 01:02:44.960 about four studios, which they do not they have seven or it's insane numbers. 901 01:02:45.199 --> 01:02:50.719 Yeah, all of Blizzard is about five thousand Activision with Call of Duty 902 01:02:50.760 --> 01:02:53.480 and everything that goes into that. Oh wait so yeah, so Activision Blizzard 903 01:02:53.599 --> 01:02:59.000 is twenty thousand or seventeen thousand something like that, and that's everything that Activision, 904 01:02:59.039 --> 01:03:04.039 that's every studio they own. It's insane. I think three I think 905 01:03:04.079 --> 01:03:09.239 three four three is like maybe like two hundred, it's like something. Yeah, 906 01:03:09.960 --> 01:03:14.599 but I would have bumped that up to like four hundred. I would 907 01:03:14.639 --> 01:03:21.840 have bumped out let Yeah, yeah, probably, I mean to be fair 908 01:03:21.880 --> 01:03:23.719 to them, to be fair to three four three. Man, they're really 909 01:03:24.440 --> 01:03:29.039 it's kind of they're doing a fucking really good job actually over there, now 910 01:03:29.079 --> 01:03:31.440 that they probably got a lot of the now that there are only five people 911 01:03:31.440 --> 01:03:35.639 and there's only five people there, that they're the people who care a lot, 912 01:03:35.679 --> 01:03:38.360 I guess, so like now they're actually doing some good, not that 913 01:03:38.400 --> 01:03:44.599 there's one person who actually played Halo. He's like, all right, I 914 01:03:44.639 --> 01:03:50.000 got I gotta now put the flood in. I gotta I gotta handle out 915 01:03:50.000 --> 01:03:52.719 of flowers. Flowers. They're doing a good job turning that turning that fucking 916 01:03:53.039 --> 01:03:57.639 ship around. Props to them. They're doing better than Bungee is right now, 917 01:03:57.639 --> 01:04:02.880 which is, man, I don't know what it would not be. 918 01:04:03.000 --> 01:04:06.599 I would not be I would not be surprised if they canceled Final Shape. 919 01:04:06.639 --> 01:04:10.280 They like, we can't make it right now. What's the problem. What's 920 01:04:10.480 --> 01:04:15.159 what's going on with them right now? So Bungie missed revenue, Well, 921 01:04:15.480 --> 01:04:18.840 hold on, let's just payt some backstory. Bungee missed So they got bought 922 01:04:18.840 --> 01:04:23.159 by Sony for three three point five billion dollars like a couple years ago, 923 01:04:23.159 --> 01:04:26.199 I think two years ago, they were bought by Sony, and they were 924 01:04:26.239 --> 01:04:29.800 bought specifically because of their live service expertise, because Sony was thinking of going 925 01:04:29.800 --> 01:04:31.119 into this live service area where they were just like, oh, well, 926 01:04:31.119 --> 01:04:33.679 we need some expertise on this. We're not really good at this, we're 927 01:04:33.679 --> 01:04:36.920 not really familiar with this. Hilariously enough, even just like in I think 928 01:04:38.039 --> 01:04:41.320 yesterday, the last the Last of US multiplayer game was officially canceled. So 929 01:04:41.360 --> 01:04:44.840 that's that's gone. That's like their biggest attempt at anything like that. So 930 01:04:44.840 --> 01:04:48.360 it's it's completely gone. So they paid three billion dollars for this team, 931 01:04:49.159 --> 01:04:58.519 and they missed their internal revenue projections by like fifty percent, which is catastrophically 932 01:04:58.559 --> 01:05:01.840 bad. Is like that isn't that's like an understatement, that's a that's a 933 01:05:01.920 --> 01:05:06.639 really fucking bad. That's really bad. And so basically, and so they 934 01:05:06.639 --> 01:05:09.840 had to and so they had to lay off, like they had to lay 935 01:05:09.880 --> 01:05:14.239 off ten percent of their studio. And basically what happens now with them is 936 01:05:15.000 --> 01:05:18.320 they're basically in a situation where like, if they miss revenue projections again when 937 01:05:18.320 --> 01:05:24.840 this DLC comes out, uh, they basically open themselves to being taken over 938 01:05:24.880 --> 01:05:28.360 by Sony's board of directors, So basically all of the Bungee board will be 939 01:05:28.400 --> 01:05:30.920 gone and then they will be play. They will be replaced by Sony people, 940 01:05:30.199 --> 01:05:35.760 which is hilarious because they only bought they know, they only bought the 941 01:05:35.880 --> 01:05:42.719 studio specifically for their expertise in live service, which they will then no longer 942 01:05:42.920 --> 01:05:46.280 have. If they throw their own guys into the board of directors for that 943 01:05:46.360 --> 01:05:49.639 studio, it would be like it would be like if you it would be 944 01:05:49.679 --> 01:05:54.559 like if you bought this is a really this is a really abstract concept, 945 01:05:54.599 --> 01:05:58.960 but where it would be like if you bought if you were putting together like 946 01:05:59.800 --> 01:06:03.400 a military right, and you you got the best general that was available, 947 01:06:04.280 --> 01:06:12.760 and then you lobottomized him and then just made his brain a copy of your 948 01:06:12.840 --> 01:06:16.239 brain. So it's like you got the body of this you got the body 949 01:06:16.280 --> 01:06:18.800 of this general, but you have your brain. So it's like, what 950 01:06:18.880 --> 01:06:24.320 a fucking waste. This barely that this is not this general anymore. So 951 01:06:24.360 --> 01:06:26.760 they're in a really weird fucking I don't know, man, they're in a 952 01:06:26.840 --> 01:06:31.199 weird fucking situation. But we'll see they're gonna, they're gonna, they're gonna 953 01:06:31.239 --> 01:06:35.360 bug Corey Barlog and hey, man, I know you're not doing anything right 954 01:06:35.400 --> 01:06:41.400 now, like you just take take over fucking bungee. And then he's just 955 01:06:41.440 --> 01:06:46.639 like, what if we put in the next what if we put what if 956 01:06:46.679 --> 01:06:49.360 we put war God? What if we put war God's use of child in 957 01:06:49.440 --> 01:07:00.559 here? Zeus of child? Oh gods, we gotry questions? Holy shit, 958 01:07:00.599 --> 01:07:02.280 I forgot we wereut an hour because oh yeah, we've done like one 959 01:07:02.360 --> 01:07:06.199 or two questions. Right. It's got the fact that we got itself, 960 01:07:06.480 --> 01:07:09.880 all right. I promise, I promise it gets bigger road. And he 961 01:07:09.880 --> 01:07:15.280 says hello to the melanated minorities and Chris h a genie approaches each of you 962 01:07:15.360 --> 01:07:17.559 with one wish. Now, you are all smart lads. You have heard 963 01:07:17.559 --> 01:07:23.280 the legends before. You understand that any possible wish you make will lead to 964 01:07:23.400 --> 01:07:27.880 unforeseen negative consequences. Knowing this, you all decide to make one dastardly wish 965 01:07:27.880 --> 01:07:30.199 in the hopes that the overall outcome will be positive. What is the ill 966 01:07:30.239 --> 01:07:34.639 wish? What is the ill willed wish you would ask for? And how 967 01:07:35.119 --> 01:07:41.840 would side effects cause? A positive outcome? Could be a world changing or 968 01:07:41.880 --> 01:07:46.639 just a minor improvem into your life, same mine, mine has say the 969 01:07:46.639 --> 01:07:55.960 same what I wish everyone that dies goes a heell no matter what. That's 970 01:07:55.960 --> 01:08:03.119 pretty cool, that's pretty cool. You're commented, that is crazy. It's 971 01:08:03.880 --> 01:08:12.880 such a severe understatement, the one I just did the reality dude, I 972 01:08:13.159 --> 01:08:18.039 dumne humans period. You're like, that's crazy, crazy, everything up. 973 01:08:19.439 --> 01:08:26.279 I broke it. I broke everything so evil, it's so it's so astronomically 974 01:08:26.319 --> 01:08:31.000 fucked up. And I said everybody that means aliens are going to hell, 975 01:08:31.399 --> 01:08:35.199 Aliens dying and galaxies over and going to hell. They're like, Yo, 976 01:08:35.239 --> 01:08:40.920 what is this dude? You know what I would do? I would uh 977 01:08:41.319 --> 01:08:49.640 so, I would kill off humanity slowly by giving every everyone has penises. 978 01:08:50.600 --> 01:08:58.720 Just when you replace all of them, you replace all of them. Yeah, 979 01:08:58.760 --> 01:09:00.239 so basically everyone just like would just have them. Some people just have 980 01:09:00.319 --> 01:09:03.079 both. No no, no, no, no, they're gone, so 981 01:09:03.159 --> 01:09:06.720 now everybody. So basically all that's gonna happen is people are just gonna but 982 01:09:08.079 --> 01:09:14.119 each other until they die. I'm not even exaggerating. I'm not even exaggerating 983 01:09:14.119 --> 01:09:18.720 when I tell you that would ruin. I don't know if I would have 984 01:09:18.920 --> 01:09:24.800 much of a reason to continue. Honestly, like if I, if I 985 01:09:24.880 --> 01:09:27.119 knew that, that is, you got to seek improvement on your own At 986 01:09:27.119 --> 01:09:30.520 that moment, I'm like, well, you know how you know how much 987 01:09:30.600 --> 01:09:34.399 a flesh I would raise in value? There'd be wars over flesh lights. 988 01:09:35.399 --> 01:09:43.239 There would be full fledged wars and genocides over fleshed lights. Yeah, that 989 01:09:43.279 --> 01:09:45.319 should be crazy because now like, okay, so what do you so? 990 01:09:45.359 --> 01:09:47.640 What do you so? How do you approach lily now? Like like what 991 01:09:49.039 --> 01:09:58.159 I'm leaving? But why but why would you do that if you can't find 992 01:09:59.359 --> 01:10:01.640 to ruin want to anymore? I don't need to have that anymore. But 993 01:10:01.680 --> 01:10:05.960 there's no find what you're looking for. It's just it's all gone. Like 994 01:10:06.000 --> 01:10:10.560 so why wouldn't be by myself? I'll go on to the adventure. I'll 995 01:10:10.560 --> 01:10:13.880 give a little dog and a horse. So pussy is king, Like that's 996 01:10:13.920 --> 01:10:19.600 the that is the key to dude. Without pussy, men would have gotten 997 01:10:19.680 --> 01:10:26.359 so much farther as a as a group might be able to change, might 998 01:10:26.399 --> 01:10:29.439 be able to change, the world, might change in a beautiful way, 999 01:10:30.279 --> 01:10:33.800 but we won't be around to see it because the pussy wars going on first. 1000 01:10:35.279 --> 01:10:39.199 The pussy wars would be going on first, and then after that, 1001 01:10:40.720 --> 01:10:43.680 after the pussy war settled down, and wait, wait, wait, you 1002 01:10:43.720 --> 01:10:46.640 know the doctor you're still masturbate, like, oh, we can still masturbate 1003 01:10:46.840 --> 01:10:53.880 the doctors. The what are they called the bottom surgery? They turned Dixon 1004 01:10:53.920 --> 01:11:04.439 the pussies. They're making a killing the riches people on earth unstrapped him. 1005 01:11:09.760 --> 01:11:13.760 So those are all really terrifying wishes. I don't like any of that. 1006 01:11:14.840 --> 01:11:19.079 I don't like that. Uh, it scares me. I think if I 1007 01:11:19.199 --> 01:11:24.720 had a wish, So if I had one wish, right, then there 1008 01:11:24.760 --> 01:11:27.399 would be some unforeseen negative. I don't know, man, I feel like 1009 01:11:27.399 --> 01:11:29.720 I would, I would want I would, I would Here's how I would. 1010 01:11:30.319 --> 01:11:32.560 This isn't exactly how I would word it, but I would drop a 1011 01:11:32.680 --> 01:11:36.079 contract so I would know exactly what I'm wishing for and all the specificity, 1012 01:11:36.880 --> 01:11:43.520 all the specificities of it. But I would ask for I want one dollar 1013 01:11:45.079 --> 01:11:53.319 from everyone in this country, and it's untraceable. That's it. That's all 1014 01:11:53.359 --> 01:11:55.800 I would want, because then I'm a bit because then I'm a I'm a 1015 01:11:55.880 --> 01:12:02.720 millionaire. I've got no issues. I'm not hurting anybody really, you know, 1016 01:12:04.159 --> 01:12:06.199 Yeah, that negative has to come with it, right? Is that 1017 01:12:06.319 --> 01:12:09.439 the question, how I understand it? Well, that's the genie, that's 1018 01:12:09.439 --> 01:12:12.800 the genies, that's up to the genie. Well, how how would you 1019 01:12:12.840 --> 01:12:17.880 guys turn that against it? Would let's say you you guys right, So 1020 01:12:17.960 --> 01:12:23.960 what's gonna happen is are you say it's untraceable? Yeah, you say it's 1021 01:12:24.000 --> 01:12:30.520 untraceable. How would you see it? I'm still like, what's Gonnay? 1022 01:12:30.199 --> 01:12:34.119 He would he would hide it somewhere. It's like it's yours. Yeah, 1023 01:12:34.199 --> 01:12:40.680 like it will exist, but it's fucking six miles underground right before it hits 1024 01:12:40.720 --> 01:12:44.600 the magma. It's just like, all right, well, good luck, 1025 01:12:45.119 --> 01:12:49.039 good luck. How did you make mine worse? You make mine much worse? 1026 01:12:49.800 --> 01:12:55.560 Mine is already extremely bad. Yeah, yours is just I mean, 1027 01:12:55.640 --> 01:12:58.079 you just but that's the thing. It's like you've wished for something bad on 1028 01:12:58.159 --> 01:13:04.560 purpose, bad on me too. You just like why got objective that though? 1029 01:13:04.640 --> 01:13:10.840 Because there's a lot of people that would love my scenario. The person 1030 01:13:11.079 --> 01:13:15.119 the person that fucking drew that Prince's peach would be ecstatic. They'd be like, 1031 01:13:15.520 --> 01:13:25.800 yo, yeah, totally, this fucking rules. I can't believe this. 1032 01:13:26.439 --> 01:13:30.359 I can't wait to see my ex girlfriend who's now technically a boy, 1033 01:13:30.439 --> 01:13:34.399 but what technically male or whatever because he's ron dressed so hard. And here's 1034 01:13:34.399 --> 01:13:39.079 the thing though, but he he this this person fantasized about this ship. 1035 01:13:39.159 --> 01:13:44.199 But then now dudes getting piped by a cannon by a prangles can and he's 1036 01:13:44.239 --> 01:13:46.520 like, I didn't I thought it was I thought it was gonna be awesome, 1037 01:13:46.600 --> 01:13:51.359 and it just it's just agony. It's just it's just this fucking his 1038 01:13:51.800 --> 01:13:57.239 his ex got the hog on them. Man, it looks like it looks 1039 01:13:57.399 --> 01:14:05.319 like this. Yeah, he's taking this regularly, dude, And this is 1040 01:14:05.439 --> 01:14:14.960 the head bro. This is the if anyone listening pulled out a Kirkland water 1041 01:14:15.079 --> 01:14:19.119 bottle. So yeah, it's getting blighted, getting blighted by this person. 1042 01:14:19.439 --> 01:14:27.239 Legs, legs to the point of legs just loose, just loose. He's 1043 01:14:27.279 --> 01:14:30.279 just he's standing, he's upright because he's laying on the bed. That's the 1044 01:14:30.359 --> 01:14:35.840 only reason why he's not standing on his own pullets anymore. So, yeah, 1045 01:14:35.880 --> 01:14:40.319 it's an interesting, interesting scenario for me. I think I think, 1046 01:14:40.479 --> 01:14:44.720 you know, I think that I think the genie would probably genius, like 1047 01:14:44.760 --> 01:14:47.319 you're fucking like, what's wrong with you? Just leave? Where are you 1048 01:14:47.359 --> 01:14:50.880 even go find somebody else like are you short? Mind's like are you sure? 1049 01:14:50.880 --> 01:14:53.520 I'm like yeah, everyone, all of them, all of them go 1050 01:14:53.600 --> 01:14:58.600 there, all them now, all of them. You don't want like a 1051 01:14:58.640 --> 01:15:02.640 billion dollars? No? No, all right, He's like, no joke, 1052 01:15:03.159 --> 01:15:09.760 I'll give you a million dollars. No, let's move on. Cyrus 1053 01:15:09.800 --> 01:15:13.399 Fisher wrote in he says, what up you, Daryl Keathen's aside from socks, 1054 01:15:13.520 --> 01:15:15.239 what is the most dogshit Christmas gift you remember getting when you were a 1055 01:15:15.319 --> 01:15:19.920 kid At eleven years old, some out of state relatives thought a literal child 1056 01:15:20.000 --> 01:15:24.439 with like a twenty dollars gift card to some restaurant. I'm convinced wasn't real. 1057 01:15:26.319 --> 01:15:30.279 I've definitely gotten Chili's gift cards that I remember being really excited. But 1058 01:15:30.359 --> 01:15:35.439 I remember the card, Bro, But dude, I was there. Dude, 1059 01:15:36.359 --> 01:15:41.199 Dude, they got bottom, they got bottom, they got Long Island 1060 01:15:41.239 --> 01:15:45.439 Tuesdays, they got bottomless Long Island iced teas on Tuesdays. M Bro, 1061 01:15:45.640 --> 01:15:48.600 My I on my birthday, I just wanted to grab a steak real fast, 1062 01:15:49.680 --> 01:15:56.479 and my dumb ass was like, I'm curious this taste Applebee's steaks. 1063 01:15:56.920 --> 01:16:00.199 I just wanted it was. It was the most dog shit steak. I 1064 01:16:00.239 --> 01:16:02.520 think I rather would have had like a Salisbury fucking TV dinner. I was 1065 01:16:02.560 --> 01:16:05.760 like, what, bro, No, yeah, you gotta you're an Applebee's. 1066 01:16:06.039 --> 01:16:11.560 Applebee's is for chicken tenders only. Like that's like the thing you can 1067 01:16:11.640 --> 01:16:15.199 get there that is safe, that is safe, that won't make you sad. 1068 01:16:15.479 --> 01:16:16.560 That's like kind of like it's got some kind of like oh, this 1069 01:16:16.600 --> 01:16:21.119 is nice breading at least, you know, Like I don't, I don't 1070 01:16:21.159 --> 01:16:27.760 know. I remember. This is not a joke. I remember for Christmas 1071 01:16:28.159 --> 01:16:30.720 or my birthday, one of them. I can't remember. We had a 1072 01:16:30.920 --> 01:16:33.640 neighbor or I don't even know if he lived in our building. I don't 1073 01:16:33.640 --> 01:16:35.520 think he was a neighbor. He was, he had He was a Cramer 1074 01:16:35.680 --> 01:16:43.159 like figure in my life growing up. Uh, Applebee's, the idea of 1075 01:16:43.159 --> 01:16:47.960 an Applebee's steak is so fucking gross, bro. It's it's the microwaved it. 1076 01:16:48.079 --> 01:16:50.319 I literally think they just microwaved it because it was I was like, 1077 01:16:50.399 --> 01:16:54.359 what the fuck is this? It was so bad. I couldn't believe it. 1078 01:16:55.199 --> 01:16:59.159 I couldn't believe how bad it was. But but this guy, his 1079 01:16:59.319 --> 01:17:00.399 name was spunky. I think I brought him up on the show before. 1080 01:17:01.159 --> 01:17:06.359 Maybe I'm not Shunky Spunky. He he would show up to my parents' apartment 1081 01:17:08.039 --> 01:17:10.720 when I was a child. He would go into the fridge, he would 1082 01:17:10.760 --> 01:17:13.119 eat stuff, he would tell my parents a bunch of stuff that I didn't 1083 01:17:13.159 --> 01:17:15.600 have the attention span to pay attention to. And then he would leave for 1084 01:17:15.720 --> 01:17:18.039 months at a time, and then we wouldn't see him, and he would 1085 01:17:18.039 --> 01:17:21.279 show up again with a completely different haircut and do the same thing again. 1086 01:17:21.720 --> 01:17:25.000 He had like a million different jobs. I don't know what. I don't 1087 01:17:25.039 --> 01:17:29.920 know what this guy's story was really, but he gave me I remember, 1088 01:17:30.640 --> 01:17:32.119 for my birthday. He just so happened to be there for my birthday. 1089 01:17:32.119 --> 01:17:34.920 And I think that's what this was. I don't think he came to give 1090 01:17:34.960 --> 01:17:38.159 me a birthday gift. I think he just sort of showed up on my 1091 01:17:38.239 --> 01:17:42.520 birthday and realized that what my parents were doing, and and he was like, 1092 01:17:42.720 --> 01:17:47.600 hey, here you go, man, And he gave me fucking cough 1093 01:17:47.800 --> 01:17:51.560 drops, like a lot of them, like a handful of cough drops. 1094 01:17:51.600 --> 01:17:58.800 He's like, happy birthday kid. I was like, at least that's crazy. 1095 01:17:58.880 --> 01:18:00.640 Now. It was like it was. It was like it wasn't Cherry 1096 01:18:00.680 --> 01:18:03.319 Halls. I don't remember. It was not Halls. I know that. 1097 01:18:03.520 --> 01:18:08.720 I know it was not a branded ship. Yeah, it wasn't even like 1098 01:18:08.960 --> 01:18:14.479 something that was like okay, cool something or some bullshit Kirk. It's crazy 1099 01:18:14.560 --> 01:18:17.399 too, because that was like a really good birthday, so like it just 1100 01:18:18.600 --> 01:18:23.359 it just the disparity was crazy. Like I think I got like a game 1101 01:18:23.359 --> 01:18:28.520 Boy Advanced sp and like like a really cool like like a like a cool 1102 01:18:28.560 --> 01:18:30.800 costume or something, or some like really cool action figures, some like tall 1103 01:18:30.920 --> 01:18:34.720 like I had like Dragon ball Z figures that were like this big, like 1104 01:18:34.920 --> 01:18:43.640 really fucking tall, and then copts from this fucking guy that's so funny that 1105 01:18:43.720 --> 01:18:46.119 he literally just reached in his pocket and gave you what. Yeah he had. 1106 01:18:48.319 --> 01:18:51.399 I've had drops in my pocket before, like when I'm like yeah, 1107 01:18:53.000 --> 01:18:57.319 little sniffles and I'm trying. The thing that made me sad. The thing 1108 01:18:57.359 --> 01:19:00.640 that made me sad is that like I think I understood, like I understood 1109 01:19:00.680 --> 01:19:01.720 what was happening, Like I understood it's like, oh, you just reached 1110 01:19:01.720 --> 01:19:03.840 in your pocket, Like I don't. I don't expect a birthday gift from 1111 01:19:03.880 --> 01:19:08.840 you. I don't know you yeah, like you like so the fact that 1112 01:19:08.920 --> 01:19:11.520 he gave me anything I thought was funny, But like the thing that bothered 1113 01:19:11.560 --> 01:19:13.640 me was like I know that he just gave me that because it was in 1114 01:19:13.760 --> 01:19:15.439 his pocket, and it bothers me because it's like if my birthday was like 1115 01:19:15.520 --> 01:19:19.479 either yesterday or or the day after, what would he have had in his 1116 01:19:19.560 --> 01:19:23.800 pocket that would have been more interesting? Like like, how do I know, 1117 01:19:23.920 --> 01:19:26.079 like on the day afterwards, he didn't have like a really cool knife, 1118 01:19:26.079 --> 01:19:27.680 you know what I mean that he would have just like hey, you 1119 01:19:28.479 --> 01:19:30.640 know what I mean, like I would that would have been sick. Okay, 1120 01:19:30.640 --> 01:19:38.159 here's a rifle, a rifle, here's a shotgun. You kids, 1121 01:19:41.439 --> 01:19:48.319 you're like, here you go, kid, here's a Here's a haunted manuscript 1122 01:19:48.399 --> 01:19:59.000 that shapes your reality as you read it. It's like, oh, the 1123 01:19:59.319 --> 01:20:06.319 stupid ist, here's the dumb it's such a dumb game. That's good. 1124 01:20:06.520 --> 01:20:11.800 It's so stupid, but it's amazing. It's so good. Yeah, I 1125 01:20:12.079 --> 01:20:14.760 have to play man funk. I'm so behind, you know what I mean? 1126 01:20:14.760 --> 01:20:16.960 I don't like better actually had the mystery team in it. Actually for 1127 01:20:17.640 --> 01:20:20.159 all right, you're let's move on. No, I think it would have 1128 01:20:20.199 --> 01:20:30.800 been funny with the Okay, okay, so stupid ghost raid ghost raid rode 1129 01:20:30.840 --> 01:20:40.680 in. We know ghost raid, absolute psycho ghost rape. No ghosts ghost 1130 01:20:40.840 --> 01:20:50.159 raid raid. Oh oh okay, he's fucking his he's ghost right, is 1131 01:20:50.199 --> 01:20:55.720 a dark urge but like that ghost has bad ending energy. Yeah, he's 1132 01:20:55.720 --> 01:20:58.239 bad. He's the bad He's the bad ending. He said, Hey, 1133 01:20:58.319 --> 01:21:02.720 snarky, snark and the dark, but hope life's going well. So many 1134 01:21:02.800 --> 01:21:06.800 companies seem to have a theme park, from disney World to Nintendo Land to 1135 01:21:06.880 --> 01:21:11.640 Hershey Park. It got me wondering what theoretical snark tank theme park? What 1136 01:21:11.720 --> 01:21:15.399 a theoretical snark tank theme park would consist of? Be it rides, foods, 1137 01:21:15.520 --> 01:21:18.159 mascots, the only limits your imagination. I love this fucking question. 1138 01:21:18.680 --> 01:21:24.960 I love this idea because we we we gotta have mascots. What what's up? 1139 01:21:25.680 --> 01:21:28.560 Yeah? No, I just want to like, is how old is 1140 01:21:28.560 --> 01:21:34.880 this nigga like to make a reference to Marky Mark? Because that's still that's 1141 01:21:34.880 --> 01:21:39.359 still too young. That's still too young. That's too young to make a 1142 01:21:39.399 --> 01:21:43.119 fucking Marky Mark reference. That's he probably look, you probably watched the video 1143 01:21:43.199 --> 01:21:49.279 him being an Asian man's head out of his eyes. He is all right, 1144 01:21:49.359 --> 01:21:53.199 So okay, the mascots. God, I love this. So Penis 1145 01:21:53.239 --> 01:21:59.279 Man. Absolutely, we're definitely gonna have man Lord sex Man, Lord sex 1146 01:21:59.399 --> 01:22:03.479 Man. Yeah, what we gotta that's well, that's the thing. It's 1147 01:22:03.479 --> 01:22:05.640 like, we gotta draft him up for the for the ship, for the 1148 01:22:05.800 --> 01:22:08.960 for the theme park. We have to figure out like what he looks like. 1149 01:22:09.439 --> 01:22:13.359 That's an extra itself, like figuring out this. Should you just took 1150 01:22:13.399 --> 01:22:27.600 the son I'm writing it down Stark Tank theme Park definitely because we could go 1151 01:22:27.720 --> 01:22:29.920 for a for a while on that. I'm gonna write it in in the 1152 01:22:30.079 --> 01:22:36.399 xtra m o Q in our discos. Just do that police that that's an 1153 01:22:36.520 --> 01:22:41.239 awesome idea. I can't wait to do that one. It's gonna be the 1154 01:22:41.800 --> 01:22:46.960 shittiest. So Ghostraye, thank you for the amazing children. We will absolutely, 1155 01:22:47.239 --> 01:22:53.039 we will absolutely do this in depth for like an entire hour because this 1156 01:22:53.199 --> 01:22:56.359 this this question captured my imagination in a way that I wasn't anticipating when I 1157 01:22:56.439 --> 01:22:59.840 was reading it. So we're gonna save this because it's too good. So 1158 01:23:00.039 --> 01:23:05.720 consider that a compliment to you in your question asking skills Please come again let's 1159 01:23:05.720 --> 01:23:14.079 see bust a good. Let's get one more and you gotta leave already. 1160 01:23:14.159 --> 01:23:16.720 I thought we could do like two more at getting ready. Oh, I 1161 01:23:16.800 --> 01:23:21.319 mean, I guess we'll do two more, and we'll do two more and 1162 01:23:21.359 --> 01:23:27.039 then I'll just record the names for sure. Thank you. I appreciate it, 1163 01:23:27.079 --> 01:23:38.199 guys. Yeah, let's see. Oh my god, cheesy. I 1164 01:23:38.359 --> 01:23:40.800 know you try to like this ship when you were a kid. You know, 1165 01:23:40.960 --> 01:23:46.399 you didn't and didn't heal Burt, Burt, you immediately start choking. 1166 01:23:48.000 --> 01:23:54.479 I was just smoke. That's kind of interesting. That's kind of an interesting 1167 01:23:54.520 --> 01:24:01.960 one. Sweet Come of Mine wrote in he says Sweet of Mine, come, 1168 01:24:02.199 --> 01:24:10.199 come, come, he says, hey, Stark cunts, way way 1169 01:24:10.279 --> 01:24:13.920 back in episode six. Hilarious to even bring up something that long ago. 1170 01:24:14.640 --> 01:24:18.000 Were we remember that? That's insane. We were near children. H That 1171 01:24:18.159 --> 01:24:23.760 was like what like the third or second episode that we did as a as 1172 01:24:23.800 --> 01:24:27.840 a something like that. It was like the second, yeah, like because 1173 01:24:27.840 --> 01:24:30.479 we started episode like four or five, I think when we started doing it 1174 01:24:30.000 --> 01:24:35.000 weekly, because before that it was scattered. The things we've the things we've 1175 01:24:35.159 --> 01:24:41.039 said, they've been recorded saying is fucking obscene. Dude, Like I think 1176 01:24:41.079 --> 01:24:45.720 about it sometimes I'm like, holy shit, the stuff we've said on recording 1177 01:24:46.000 --> 01:24:53.399 is insane. I don't remember nearly anything that we've ever said. Remember modestly, 1178 01:24:54.520 --> 01:24:58.600 Yeah, anyway, he wrote in he says way back in episode six, 1179 01:24:58.720 --> 01:25:01.399 Derek made a statement that you can absolutely always find someone better than the 1180 01:25:01.439 --> 01:25:05.079 person you're dating. That in a mathematical sense, that there is always someone 1181 01:25:05.159 --> 01:25:10.000 better for you. Seeing as that was like twenty twenty and Derek is now 1182 01:25:10.039 --> 01:25:13.199 married sween it's probably gonna marry soon, and Chris is still smart and alone, 1183 01:25:13.680 --> 01:25:16.720 does that opinion for any of you change or do you still hold to 1184 01:25:16.800 --> 01:25:21.439 it? Happy Holidays? No, because Santa touches your butt graciously. That's 1185 01:25:21.479 --> 01:25:26.479 hot, thank you. I disagree, but I disagree but now, but 1186 01:25:27.840 --> 01:25:35.079 no, it doesn't. My experience doesn't alter the facts of there being seven 1187 01:25:35.199 --> 01:25:40.880 billion, eight billion people on the planet. And it's just it's just not 1188 01:25:41.039 --> 01:25:44.560 like this whole idea of this soul made or one and only someone thing is 1189 01:25:44.640 --> 01:25:48.560 just fucking stupid. You know, it doesn't matter. I'm completely satisfied. 1190 01:25:49.479 --> 01:25:54.560 That's a different thing. Though I'm completely satisfied. I don't have the desire 1191 01:25:54.680 --> 01:25:58.359 to like I need to upgrade or some shit. But say, for example, 1192 01:25:59.560 --> 01:26:02.039 a go just takes her. She literally a ghost just like appears, 1193 01:26:02.399 --> 01:26:05.279 wraps her, and then she disappears, and now I have to get over 1194 01:26:05.359 --> 01:26:06.720 that, you know, I get over that after a while, like the 1195 01:26:06.960 --> 01:26:14.079 crazy shit happened. Odds are that I could, would I find someone, 1196 01:26:14.319 --> 01:26:17.119 I don't know, the odds are low to actually maybe find somebody like that. 1197 01:26:17.439 --> 01:26:20.439 But as far as let's just say, if I were able to talk 1198 01:26:20.520 --> 01:26:26.840 to every woman that was a bachelorette or whatever, you can find some awesome 1199 01:26:26.960 --> 01:26:30.159 fucking people on the planet. It's just like, come on, like of 1200 01:26:30.239 --> 01:26:33.319 course, but it's just on a counterpoint real quick. Yeah, first of 1201 01:26:33.319 --> 01:26:36.880 all, you saw a ghost take Jojo. You're never getting over that. 1202 01:26:36.960 --> 01:26:42.039 You're never getting over that. I know it was an extreme example. It's 1203 01:26:42.079 --> 01:26:46.119 such an extreme never I'm a little bit musing. I'm a little bit superstitious 1204 01:26:46.520 --> 01:26:49.039 in the way that I didn't wanted to say like, oh, she got 1205 01:26:49.199 --> 01:26:55.279 like I use an example that is so absurd that I feel like you use 1206 01:26:55.359 --> 01:26:58.960 one that's more terrifying than any other ones that I use, one that's so 1207 01:26:59.319 --> 01:27:02.039 unlikely to happen. Then saying something that's like a possibility, and then what 1208 01:27:02.079 --> 01:27:04.159 if something happened. I'm like, oh my god, I will that into 1209 01:27:04.239 --> 01:27:08.880 existence, you know. So I just want to be like so outlandish with 1210 01:27:08.960 --> 01:27:12.319 the example, like the ghost steals her. You guys are just talking and 1211 01:27:12.399 --> 01:27:15.119 a ghost shows up and it's like, I'm taking Jojo and you're like, 1212 01:27:15.199 --> 01:27:17.760 no, you're not, and it just grabs her, she wraps her and 1213 01:27:17.880 --> 01:27:21.960 then just disappears, like I'm fucked. I don't I don't know what do 1214 01:27:23.079 --> 01:27:27.840 I say to anyone about that, Like they're going to jail person foremost a 1215 01:27:28.000 --> 01:27:35.479 person. A person is missing, missing guys, you got I know, 1216 01:27:36.199 --> 01:27:40.960 I know this is going to sound so insane. I understand that this is 1217 01:27:41.000 --> 01:27:43.520 going to sound like I'm making this up. But I can't even I can't 1218 01:27:43.520 --> 01:27:45.279 even gin to tell you, like, please hook me up to a live 1219 01:27:45.279 --> 01:27:47.479 detector. I swear to god, I was talking to her in the kitchen 1220 01:27:47.920 --> 01:27:54.720 and a ghost came said I'm taking Jojo, wrapped their arms around her, 1221 01:27:54.800 --> 01:27:58.479 and she vanished. I'm not kidding. Hook me up to a live detector. 1222 01:27:58.560 --> 01:28:01.039 I'm telling the truth. Please help me. You know you know what's 1223 01:28:01.079 --> 01:28:04.039 crazy. You know what's even crazier the state he would be in. You 1224 01:28:04.159 --> 01:28:08.960 cannot go up to tech. If they in that state of mind, they'd 1225 01:28:09.000 --> 01:28:12.439 ask you, what's your name saying you would say Derek Pilot and it would 1226 01:28:12.439 --> 01:28:18.680 be a lie, a lie. You would be, the trauma you would 1227 01:28:18.720 --> 01:28:25.520 be experiencing would be off the jars. So like, it's a lot. 1228 01:28:25.920 --> 01:28:29.920 Yeah, a new, a new, a new chapter of the world opened 1229 01:28:30.000 --> 01:28:31.239 up to you. And it's not even a chapter that opened up when you're 1230 01:28:31.239 --> 01:28:34.359 young, but you could kind of get used to the fact that's real. 1231 01:28:34.760 --> 01:28:39.800 It opens up in your thirties where you're like, yeah, you know what 1232 01:28:39.880 --> 01:28:44.520 pisses me off? If I've seen that happened that I thought didn't happen, 1233 01:28:44.560 --> 01:28:46.880 that I just repressed what's going on with the world. Here's the thing that 1234 01:28:46.920 --> 01:28:51.079 would probably be the most upsetting. There's so many people that believe in superstitious 1235 01:28:51.079 --> 01:28:55.479 and supernatural stuff, like their religion that they believe in, right, they 1236 01:28:55.560 --> 01:28:58.880 believe in so much, they believe in how Holy GHEs. But then I 1237 01:28:59.000 --> 01:29:03.319 tell them this, they're like bullshit. But I'm like, but but but 1238 01:29:05.520 --> 01:29:11.720 you believe though you give me the benefit of me, you made me swear 1239 01:29:11.760 --> 01:29:15.560 on a Bible when I sat down to give my testimony. But telling you 1240 01:29:15.840 --> 01:29:20.000 for real, Hey, ghost stole, my wife is bullshit to you. 1241 01:29:20.199 --> 01:29:24.760 I'll eat everyone in this courtroom. I don't eat every single one of you, 1242 01:29:24.800 --> 01:29:29.039 guys, I'll eat you. I love I love the idea of that 1243 01:29:29.119 --> 01:29:31.920 scenario. You swear on this bible that has ghosts in it, and you're 1244 01:29:32.000 --> 01:29:34.479 like, bro, I swear to God. They're like, no, you're 1245 01:29:34.640 --> 01:29:40.600 stupid and you're crazy. Get the fuck out of here. Like the bailiff 1246 01:29:40.640 --> 01:29:45.520 just starts beating the ship out of you. Whoop. Judge looks like you 1247 01:29:45.680 --> 01:29:49.279 take this, and they start whooping. Yeah, the fucking judge just starts 1248 01:29:49.319 --> 01:29:53.760 shipping his coffee like you can't see it. And then at the last minute, 1249 01:29:53.840 --> 01:29:56.119 before your dad, he's like, oh, that's enough. That's enough. 1250 01:29:56.479 --> 01:29:58.760 That's enough, that's enough. We still gotta put him somewhere. We 1251 01:29:58.800 --> 01:30:02.000 still gotta use him as a slave. He's got to make license plates. 1252 01:30:03.119 --> 01:30:05.359 Hold on, all right, don't kill him, don't kill him, don't 1253 01:30:05.439 --> 01:30:12.000 kill him, all right, buddy, on your feet, on your Oh 1254 01:30:12.039 --> 01:30:25.119 you can't walk now, your wife, you fucking jackass. Uh homies my 1255 01:30:25.239 --> 01:30:31.079 hole wrote in he says, hey, negro trio, I mean, let's 1256 01:30:31.119 --> 01:30:36.960 relax, let's relax. What's one Christmas movie is wrapping, he said inward 1257 01:30:41.520 --> 01:30:47.319 inward facts, what's one Christmas movie that that you just can't stand? But 1258 01:30:47.520 --> 01:30:51.039 every Christmas, but at every Christmas get together, people always put it on 1259 01:30:51.439 --> 01:30:57.640 mine is elf because I find the humor annoying. Mmm, fair answer. 1260 01:30:57.680 --> 01:31:00.960 I think I don't remember liking that movie, but I only see it like 1261 01:31:00.960 --> 01:31:03.199 once. I hate the Grinch. I'm being honest. I hate the Grinch. 1262 01:31:03.279 --> 01:31:06.159 Jim Carries Bridges a terrible movie. I think you hate thet don't like 1263 01:31:06.159 --> 01:31:10.239 any of the Bridges. Actually, I'm lying. I fucking loved that movie. 1264 01:31:10.399 --> 01:31:13.960 Really, I love that movie so much. What movies do? I 1265 01:31:14.000 --> 01:31:16.920 think it's very overrated for Christmas, but everybody else to play it. I 1266 01:31:17.359 --> 01:31:21.840 think. I think I just like Christmas movies. What do you say? 1267 01:31:21.920 --> 01:31:25.119 I think most of them are pretty good. I think this. I think 1268 01:31:25.199 --> 01:31:30.159 Santa Claus, the fucking Tim Allen, Oh yeah, they're terrible. Wouldn't 1269 01:31:30.199 --> 01:31:32.960 get together christ I think you remember, you're gonna remember this. I want 1270 01:31:33.000 --> 01:31:35.920 to get together, right, we'll get together. And we all came over. 1271 01:31:36.079 --> 01:31:39.039 We were all gonna watch movies, right, and we were like, 1272 01:31:39.199 --> 01:31:44.560 yo, let's watch a movie. And one of our friends would not stop 1273 01:31:45.199 --> 01:31:51.159 saying put on Santa Claus three, this gape clause. She would not stop. 1274 01:31:51.439 --> 01:31:55.199 We watched Soul, good movie, really enjoyed it. Were like, 1275 01:31:55.199 --> 01:31:57.399 oh, that's a good movie. What else do you guys want to watch? 1276 01:31:58.199 --> 01:32:01.800 Then she would not stop. It was it was twenty twenty one. 1277 01:32:01.840 --> 01:32:04.039 I think, yeah, it is the last one. Would not stop. 1278 01:32:04.119 --> 01:32:09.199 We're like, yo, we don't want to watch it. Okay. An 1279 01:32:09.319 --> 01:32:13.119 hour later, let's watch this. We don't want to watch that movie. 1280 01:32:13.319 --> 01:32:15.920 We do not want to see that movie. Stop. She didn't stop. 1281 01:32:16.000 --> 01:32:18.720 We ended up watching it that night. Oh my god. She would not 1282 01:32:19.079 --> 01:32:23.840 give up. She would not give up. I was so miserable, Like 1283 01:32:24.000 --> 01:32:28.079 I hate I already hate that movie. I don't. I already hate those 1284 01:32:28.199 --> 01:32:31.039 movies period, even the first one that people like to even though the first 1285 01:32:31.079 --> 01:32:34.119 one that people argue is like good, it's like, I don't. I 1286 01:32:34.279 --> 01:32:39.039 just don't find him outen funny or endearing at all. I don't like him. 1287 01:32:39.520 --> 01:32:43.600 I think he's very very unfunny. I think the premise is fucking dumb. 1288 01:32:44.439 --> 01:32:46.039 I just I can't. I can't get into it at all. But 1289 01:32:46.119 --> 01:32:54.640 the Santa Claus three specifically sucks dick on a level that I could not even 1290 01:32:54.840 --> 01:33:03.039 begin to describe without wasting everyone's time. It's soul is bad because like that's 1291 01:33:03.039 --> 01:33:05.399 the one with like the fucking is that the one where he has like the 1292 01:33:05.439 --> 01:33:13.920 plastic beard? Is that the one? Yeah, Jack Frost and short, 1293 01:33:14.279 --> 01:33:17.039 yeah short, Martin short, Martin short. There you go, Yeah, 1294 01:33:17.119 --> 01:33:24.039 dude, I oh man, I've awful fucking awful film. Awful fucking movie. 1295 01:33:24.800 --> 01:33:28.279 But that's probably that's probably what nobody. But the thing about that was 1296 01:33:28.479 --> 01:33:32.960 is that nobody outside of that one situation, I've never ever seen anybody put 1297 01:33:33.039 --> 01:33:40.760 that movie on or like argue for it so incessantly the one they give. 1298 01:33:41.760 --> 01:33:46.359 I'll say this, I find I I just I don't really care for a 1299 01:33:46.439 --> 01:33:50.560 Christmas Story really at all. I don't know if I hate it, but 1300 01:33:50.840 --> 01:33:55.840 I don't care for it even slightly. Like it's never something that I want 1301 01:33:55.840 --> 01:33:59.600 to watch. It doesn't hit for me. It's not I don't find it 1302 01:33:59.640 --> 01:34:02.039 in me. You're not fifty years old, Chris, Yeah, like that, 1303 01:34:02.199 --> 01:34:05.560 which it's it's the one with the black and white one, right, 1304 01:34:06.079 --> 01:34:11.159 No Christmas story is a Christmas story is the one where it's like you'll shoot 1305 01:34:11.159 --> 01:34:16.560 your eye out, kid, you know the one with like they're at school 1306 01:34:16.640 --> 01:34:23.119 and they kid sticks his tongue to the poll and it's sticks, and I 1307 01:34:23.840 --> 01:34:28.720 fred, I don't care about that. And the leg lamp. The leg 1308 01:34:28.800 --> 01:34:30.600 lamp, I think is kind of funny, Like it's like a funny course 1309 01:34:30.640 --> 01:34:33.239 of this movie. And I'm like, is it Ebony the Scrooge one? 1310 01:34:33.399 --> 01:34:36.960 No? Right, No, that's that's a Christmas Carol. A Christmas Story 1311 01:34:38.199 --> 01:34:42.199 Carol is the one with the little kid. Look it up. You have 1312 01:34:42.279 --> 01:34:45.159 a computer in front of you, look up a Christmas Story. You'll see 1313 01:34:45.199 --> 01:34:46.199 it. You'll see exactly what I'm talking about. If you've ever seen it 1314 01:34:46.239 --> 01:34:49.000 before, God bless you. But it's it's just an old it's a very 1315 01:34:49.079 --> 01:34:53.279 old movie. I don't I don't care for it. It's got nothing on 1316 01:34:54.680 --> 01:34:58.279 it's got nothing on Home Alone or like any of these other like great Christmas 1317 01:34:58.359 --> 01:35:01.039 movies. Like it's just like I can't fucking actually can't alone. Will always 1318 01:35:01.239 --> 01:35:04.119 be well. Homlone is one of the ones that go, fucked this movie. 1319 01:35:04.279 --> 01:35:08.399 Fuck this movie. Yeah, and fuck that stupid ass kid too. 1320 01:35:08.880 --> 01:35:11.760 Yeah. No, And I wanted to punch his head in. Dude, 1321 01:35:12.399 --> 01:35:15.399 ye understand like that that's trash, don't put that ship onto my house ever. 1322 01:35:15.880 --> 01:35:18.199 But yeah, Home Alone definitely, especially Number two. I love number 1323 01:35:18.199 --> 01:35:21.840 two more than number one. And uh, you know one movie I'm afraid 1324 01:35:21.880 --> 01:35:26.560 to watch again because I'm afraid it's gonna be dog shit is Jingle all the 1325 01:35:26.600 --> 01:35:29.319 way? Because I love that movie as a kid. That movie is still 1326 01:35:29.319 --> 01:35:31.319 really fun, is it? I'm afraid of watch it, man, because 1327 01:35:31.319 --> 01:35:34.000 that's why I ruined Space Jam for me. When I watched it as an 1328 01:35:34.000 --> 01:35:38.079 adult, I was like, Oh, this move is fucking terrible and I 1329 01:35:38.119 --> 01:35:41.720 feel bad now Jam Space Share is crazy? Did you hear about? Did 1330 01:35:41.760 --> 01:35:44.399 you hear about? That? Canceled? Like they were going to the sequel 1331 01:35:44.439 --> 01:35:46.239 to Space Jam back in like the nineties and early two thousands that they were 1332 01:35:46.319 --> 01:35:51.000 going to do that ended up not happening because Looney Tunes Back in Action didn't 1333 01:35:51.000 --> 01:35:56.560 do well at the box office. M I don't really remember. Do you 1334 01:35:56.600 --> 01:35:59.000 know what this is caseon? Do you know what it is about that? 1335 01:35:59.119 --> 01:36:01.399 Yeah? What about the fact that they were gonna make another lot we didn't. 1336 01:36:02.239 --> 01:36:04.439 Back in Action didn't do very good well, So the idea, So 1337 01:36:04.520 --> 01:36:08.720 the idea initially was to make a sequel to Space Jam, and it was 1338 01:36:08.800 --> 01:36:14.079 called skate jam with Tony Hawk, which I actually think would have been fucking 1339 01:36:14.319 --> 01:36:17.880 dope, to be honest with you, instead instead of instead of just doing 1340 01:36:18.039 --> 01:36:21.079 like, hey, it's basketball every single time, the idea of them doing 1341 01:36:21.279 --> 01:36:25.279 kind of like the same idea, but like for different sports or different like 1342 01:36:26.119 --> 01:36:30.359 that's kind of skate jam. Yes, skate jam sounds cool, and the 1343 01:36:30.399 --> 01:36:34.199 idea is I love the idea too, that there would be like skate music 1344 01:36:35.439 --> 01:36:41.119 in loon to like the idea of the idea of Daffy Duck fucking doing like 1345 01:36:41.279 --> 01:36:45.520 grinding a tailpipe to like bad religion or something is is fucking ridiculous, But 1346 01:36:46.520 --> 01:36:51.680 we never got it because loud tunes back in action, Yeah sucked. Mmm. 1347 01:36:51.800 --> 01:36:57.680 Oh well, anyway, that's back in the back in the barnyard, 1348 01:36:58.800 --> 01:37:03.600 back of the bus, all right, relaxed back like Gus. That's gonna 1349 01:37:03.640 --> 01:37:08.479 be it for us today, next episode, next episode, we're gonna just 1350 01:37:08.600 --> 01:37:12.079 kind of run through the remaining questions. We got through a decent chunk of 1351 01:37:12.119 --> 01:37:16.359 them, but you know, there's always going to be more. So thanks 1352 01:37:16.399 --> 01:37:18.880 for tuning in, Thank you for watching. Remember you can always go to 1353 01:37:18.880 --> 01:37:24.359 patron dot com, Slash or stark Tank Extra episodes, be prepared for that 1354 01:37:24.720 --> 01:37:28.199 extra EMMO that we just talked about on today's show where we we're gonna we're 1355 01:37:28.199 --> 01:37:32.319 gonna iron out our theme park for sure. Like I'm so excited about that. 1356 01:37:32.520 --> 01:37:38.119 I already have so many ideas. Yeah it's so good. But uh 1357 01:37:38.239 --> 01:37:40.079 yeah, pop on over there. If you want to support us, leave 1358 01:37:40.119 --> 01:37:43.039 us alike, leave us a comment, leave us nice reviews on iTunes and 1359 01:37:43.079 --> 01:37:47.840 all your all your other you know, RSS feed places, whatever the fuck 1360 01:37:47.880 --> 01:37:51.960 wherever the fuck you listen to this. Uh, so we're gonna read the 1361 01:37:53.039 --> 01:38:00.039 twenty five dollars patrons right now. So I just realized that we didn't have 1362 01:38:00.359 --> 01:38:05.960 a credits recorded for this one because something happened, someone had to run, 1363 01:38:06.560 --> 01:38:10.279 and then we never followed up on it. So when I was editing, 1364 01:38:10.640 --> 01:38:15.920 I realized, Oops, So I'm just going to do it myself and probably 1365 01:38:15.960 --> 01:38:19.000 put a little bit of music for a little bit of atmosphere. I don't 1366 01:38:19.039 --> 01:38:21.520 know what the hell it's gonna be, but you're probably hear hearing it right 1367 01:38:21.560 --> 01:38:25.840 now. So here we go, gonna read the list, starting off with 1368 01:38:27.239 --> 01:38:32.119 Doc on the Bay sitting on a cock because I'm gay, Uh gay, 1369 01:38:32.359 --> 01:38:38.199 ABC's very cool blow a dick, A female dick. Gay is what I 1370 01:38:38.279 --> 01:38:45.399 will become. Leon Sam's big meaty stinks, saucy legs McGee, very cool, 1371 01:38:46.760 --> 01:38:54.960 Gray Collier, Josh, it wasn't me giddy, Andy the man who's 1372 01:38:55.079 --> 01:39:00.239 handies are sket here in Dandy, very cool, Evil Sween be like I'm 1373 01:39:00.399 --> 01:39:06.079 tiny, I'm skinny, so rude. Ben Shapiro one stashed away one of 1374 01:39:06.119 --> 01:39:11.560 his sister's bras when he was younger one. You know, obviously that's creepy. 1375 01:39:12.319 --> 01:39:15.640 But at the same time, even Ben Shapiro would not be able to 1376 01:39:16.399 --> 01:39:23.359 resist those milkers. Uh Heath Smoker, Daddy lar is the uncle Ruckus of 1377 01:39:23.600 --> 01:39:28.720 the goon squad. I'm not gay, I'm feeling trans got man's dick in 1378 01:39:28.800 --> 01:39:32.039 my ass. I'm he him, but not for long. My penis is 1379 01:39:32.119 --> 01:39:38.880 coming off very cool. Send the Sonic Symphony to uh A Symphony to Israel. 1380 01:39:39.000 --> 01:39:44.880 They need that hog metal gay solid three sperm eater featuring solid cock. 1381 01:39:45.159 --> 01:39:48.279 Shut up, Sweeney, you're gay. I could not agree more a great 1382 01:39:48.359 --> 01:39:56.000 name. The Billboard posted on KSI's massive fucking forehead. His forehead, he 1383 01:39:56.079 --> 01:39:59.640 has a he has a twenty head. His it's so big, it's so 1384 01:39:59.760 --> 01:40:04.079 fun, big homeless transfim who got laid off from Pizza Hut. Sorry, 1385 01:40:04.479 --> 01:40:10.600 sorry to hear about that. Alexander the gay and christa straight hard or flaccid. 1386 01:40:10.680 --> 01:40:15.600 You're coming in me, that's pretty cool, screaming like the Nasgul when 1387 01:40:15.640 --> 01:40:18.159 I come sucking down a Chris diet cock, I mean diet cock. I 1388 01:40:18.239 --> 01:40:21.760 mean diet cock. I mean diet cock, I mean diet cock. Throw 1389 01:40:21.840 --> 01:40:27.560 your cum in the a year, spray it like you just don't care if 1390 01:40:27.640 --> 01:40:31.279 you like the dick and balls in the hall. That gay shit, everybody, 1391 01:40:32.319 --> 01:40:39.640 that's pretty cool cause I am loving just how gay I am. If 1392 01:40:39.720 --> 01:40:44.880 I wasn't, i'd hate just I'm a gaper for dude shows. Hi, 1393 01:40:45.079 --> 01:40:53.119 y'all should know that's just seminem. This doesn't this doesn't like a It's still 1394 01:40:53.399 --> 01:40:58.960 not registering with me. Whatever. Benchabril tries to burp on a clip but 1395 01:40:59.119 --> 01:41:01.600 vomits. Stop with the Briton slander. That's a good name, by the 1396 01:41:01.640 --> 01:41:04.359 way, Stop with the Briton slander. It already sucks. Here a mate, 1397 01:41:05.119 --> 01:41:08.800 cat help Bill. I love all you British people, but you know, 1398 01:41:09.239 --> 01:41:14.000 you know, listening to Sweeney makes me consider racism. Agreed, Chris, 1399 01:41:14.279 --> 01:41:17.960 you broke ass crayon eating no brain dead sister having Titan Player. That's 1400 01:41:18.159 --> 01:41:23.640 it's pretty fucking rude. Baller of the first sin. You don't have to 1401 01:41:23.720 --> 01:41:27.520 be afraid anymore. We are approaching episode two hundred. I would like to 1402 01:41:27.640 --> 01:41:30.199 thank all the bitches, big bitches, small bitches, tall bitches, short 1403 01:41:30.199 --> 01:41:35.159 bitches. Chris, please look it up. Please look up pics of Dizzy 1404 01:41:35.800 --> 01:41:42.920 Gillespie ruining the upholstery of a Ford f one fifty with the boys every single 1405 01:41:43.000 --> 01:41:47.560 time when you get caught between the coum and some dude's penis. I know 1406 01:41:47.680 --> 01:41:55.840 it's gay shit, but it's true. Johnny Silvercock, Cipher graft Sweeney with 1407 01:41:56.079 --> 01:42:01.119 the eenie Weenie Peenie facts, elm All found dead in New York City apartment. 1408 01:42:02.760 --> 01:42:05.680 And I think it's kind of busting. Oh yeah, and I think 1409 01:42:05.800 --> 01:42:11.680 it's kind of busting. I think it's kind of cab that dreams in which 1410 01:42:11.800 --> 01:42:15.920 I'm dying are the ones that kind of slab hunterddu bois the dog Father. 1411 01:42:16.479 --> 01:42:19.840 Carl, get a glass, I want to see it. Carl take the 1412 01:42:19.960 --> 01:42:25.039 glass from. Carl, get a glass. I want to see it. 1413 01:42:25.199 --> 01:42:30.239 Carl, take a glass from the Walker's corpse before our squirt take takes full 1414 01:42:30.319 --> 01:42:34.039 conture, before the squirt takes full control. So stupid sweetye, Look my 1415 01:42:34.119 --> 01:42:40.600 beaty. The cum flows wide on the bed streets seats tonight. Not a 1416 01:42:40.680 --> 01:42:45.239 straight man to be here in it, here in the kingdom of penetration. 1417 01:42:45.000 --> 01:42:49.680 And it looks like I'm the was that queer? It cut off a little 1418 01:42:49.720 --> 01:42:57.399 bit. It looks like I'm it just cuts off it just a quick bro 1419 01:42:57.680 --> 01:43:02.319 same, the everlasting gaze. Back to tank of cum, Caucasian container, 1420 01:43:02.479 --> 01:43:09.119 the cracker barrel for gays, Donald Trump burping on Dom's clit. Do Christian 1421 01:43:09.199 --> 01:43:14.840 girls squirt holy water? I sure hope they do? Dan hold her tighter, 1422 01:43:14.960 --> 01:43:21.079 She's a fighter Schneider. Damn. King Kong's Ding Dong wrote in Black 1423 01:43:21.279 --> 01:43:27.359 People's black people is actually short for basketball people. I'm sorry, Swing, 1424 01:43:27.520 --> 01:43:31.079 I thought of that phrase independently. I didn't know why is the shit always 1425 01:43:31.079 --> 01:43:34.479 cutting off? Man? And then it's like and then then won't let me 1426 01:43:34.520 --> 01:43:43.359 complete it? Do patreons? Patreon Patreon is fucking stupid, man, like 1427 01:43:43.600 --> 01:43:48.800 just so many things? Yeah or whatever? She picking on my pippa possum 1428 01:43:49.199 --> 01:43:57.000 el gag gog average clit energy shout out. I couldn't even edge. I 1429 01:43:57.319 --> 01:44:03.239 just busted just the hard a star coffee on the twitch. Bitch. She 1430 01:44:03.399 --> 01:44:09.359 shinzo, she shinzo on my do hiki till I abe I like that. 1431 01:44:10.119 --> 01:44:15.119 Rest in peace. Choked to death by Aubrey Plaza's thighs. Yup, been 1432 01:44:15.239 --> 01:44:20.199 blowing lots of guys, been blowing lots of guys living in the gay man's 1433 01:44:20.319 --> 01:44:30.359 pedadies, taking dons of every size living in the gay man's peddies. Transfilm 1434 01:44:30.720 --> 01:44:36.680 Grimlin exposing people with the lactose intolerance of ninety million rotogens of ionizing radiation. 1435 01:44:39.000 --> 01:44:45.439 Uh yosh, not vippin' Vinpin. There we go the angelic DM. So 1436 01:44:45.600 --> 01:44:49.239 here, I am blowing every man. I can. I'm fucking every man, 1437 01:44:49.800 --> 01:44:56.119 Betenda, I'm a homeo man. DJ Colled Voice, DJ Comes Comes, 1438 01:44:56.199 --> 01:45:00.119 Suck Craig the Canadian friendly reminder, that reminder Kevin storabulls. Wow, 1439 01:45:00.159 --> 01:45:05.479 I can't speak Kevin Storble, Star of the Christian media, like God's not 1440 01:45:05.640 --> 01:45:10.960 Dead, Voice Hercules and God of Ward three. Yes, but you would 1441 01:45:11.000 --> 01:45:15.039 usually say Kevin Sorbl, Star of Hercules. But I get that that's the 1442 01:45:15.159 --> 01:45:18.720 joke. I guess Uh yeah, Kevin Storbol fucking sucks now, man, 1443 01:45:18.960 --> 01:45:25.880 he sucks so badly. He's just he just sucks, and he's just doing 1444 01:45:25.920 --> 01:45:27.680 what a lot of people are doing. They're like, Oh, I'm not 1445 01:45:27.800 --> 01:45:30.479 relevant anymore, So I'm just gonna go on this whole like adopt this new 1446 01:45:30.640 --> 01:45:35.800 arc or looking's a problem. And if we got to go back to being 1447 01:45:36.600 --> 01:45:43.680 good old gay Christians and sucking cocker or whatever guts, I don't know, 1448 01:45:43.800 --> 01:45:48.079 whatever, shout out, it's your boys, Shannye d little Dick, Big 1449 01:45:48.279 --> 01:45:53.239 Nuts. Daily Wire Presents Matt Walsh, Matt Walsh's what is a black? 1450 01:45:53.399 --> 01:45:58.319 I still we need to make that real thing. Ben and Jerry's Funky Monkey, 1451 01:45:58.800 --> 01:46:02.520 the proud owner of a twelve silly straw. I have a climax that's 1452 01:46:02.600 --> 01:46:08.560 approaching, provoking his come leaks out of my butthole. I am reclaimer of 1453 01:46:08.640 --> 01:46:12.960 the gay born in gay. I don't know what this is. Why is 1454 01:46:13.039 --> 01:46:16.039 this? Like I wish it wouldn't cut off, but it just does, 1455 01:46:16.800 --> 01:46:21.960 like clearly there's more. And even when I hover over it, like say, 1456 01:46:23.000 --> 01:46:25.800 like you know, like a hyperlink, it just like it just doesn't 1457 01:46:25.840 --> 01:46:28.760 want to do anything. So it's pretty cool. Yeah, thanks, patron 1458 01:46:29.720 --> 01:46:35.479 Gay Sinatra, be like, start spreading your cheeks. I'm fucking yours. 1459 01:46:36.760 --> 01:46:43.439 Let's see three XZ and the Japanese skin professor whose suitcase of Yakuza hides was 1460 01:46:43.520 --> 01:46:49.399 stolen in Chicago. What is that fucking Yakuza four or something? Sloping, 1461 01:46:49.560 --> 01:46:58.039 stroking, smoking, joking emoji that's doing this? Oh, Keith David homeless 1462 01:46:58.239 --> 01:47:01.920 drip mh lord of home this drip pretty cool? Is that supposed to be? 1463 01:47:02.000 --> 01:47:03.359 Like? Oh wait, no, no, no, no, never 1464 01:47:03.439 --> 01:47:08.640 mind, I get it. If you if you get put on Santa's nice 1465 01:47:08.760 --> 01:47:16.840 list, he'll show you his missiletoes. Very cool. Mf that's an MF 1466 01:47:17.039 --> 01:47:26.520 fag. That's so not even clever. I think dits are lame. Vagina 1467 01:47:26.600 --> 01:47:30.199 walls don't thrill me at all, So tell me why I should Why shouldn't 1468 01:47:30.239 --> 01:47:35.359 it be true that true? I get dick out of dudes. I just 1469 01:47:36.239 --> 01:47:41.319 sorry, I threw me off OBI want you blow me? Krimlin the Grimlin. 1470 01:47:41.479 --> 01:47:47.479 I canceled my ls M patronage because of Collins blind PlayStation meat riding That 1471 01:47:47.640 --> 01:47:55.640 shit sucks and trophies are gay damn shots fired, bro. I mean I 1472 01:47:55.720 --> 01:48:03.880 don't know, I just I just remember uh having interesting takes of like liking 1473 01:48:04.119 --> 01:48:08.479 stuff that people like. It almost seems like a contrariot in the way that 1474 01:48:08.520 --> 01:48:11.800 he plays games. But no, I just everybody has their own numb flavors. 1475 01:48:12.319 --> 01:48:15.279 But yeah, shout out to Colin. That's it. I'm really gonna 1476 01:48:15.439 --> 01:48:20.920 do it this time, Deith Cavid. She spread it and let me take 1477 01:48:21.000 --> 01:48:27.600 a sniff of that Mahi fucking police coming hard as I thrust in pound all 1478 01:48:27.680 --> 01:48:34.039 right, avvy uh Marge's unburped clip oh man Halo two blow me away tune. 1479 01:48:34.319 --> 01:48:39.439 Only the gayest will survive. Need the homos who bust inside. I 1480 01:48:39.520 --> 01:48:43.439 am gay against the wall. I appreciate the people that kind of give a 1481 01:48:43.560 --> 01:48:47.600 precursor wage slave five to eighty three a sad guy for Michigan. I understand 1482 01:48:48.000 --> 01:48:50.840 the guessing thing is also good with it, but a lot of times it's 1483 01:48:50.880 --> 01:48:58.000 hard to guess on the flying down. Bad for a helicopter Dick and motocons. 1484 01:48:58.000 --> 01:49:01.159 So I can see Crisco emoticons go like this to it very cool. 1485 01:49:02.119 --> 01:49:08.800 The Puppini Brothers u Emporium has a celebrity shoutout video for the two hundred episode 1486 01:49:08.800 --> 01:49:13.680 coming soon. Hey Donkerson, all right, we're almost out here. Ladies 1487 01:49:13.680 --> 01:49:18.319 and gentlemen, gaze and whatever. What's the opposite of gaze not gaze? 1488 01:49:18.399 --> 01:49:26.279 Yeah, I think that's it. That level five yeat bussy got me gooped 1489 01:49:26.359 --> 01:49:30.199 up for real, real no cap on, God, you gotta pay the 1490 01:49:30.319 --> 01:49:35.560 trolls told to get into the boys hole. Gade six Shaggy using two percent 1491 01:49:35.600 --> 01:49:41.920 of its power to grant himself an nward pass kid cutting. I'm in the 1492 01:49:42.119 --> 01:49:47.439 pursuit of fair penis, and I know everything that's long ain't always gonna be 1493 01:49:47.720 --> 01:49:54.239 Thrubin, but it should be. Uh, let's see snark tank snitch bitches 1494 01:49:54.399 --> 01:50:00.800 need to stop telling on me to Daddy Colin. Could you guys make gorilla 1495 01:50:00.880 --> 01:50:05.159 noises? I need them for my d and d campaign. Uh. I 1496 01:50:05.359 --> 01:50:12.119 well, I'm gonna have to have Chris handle that because I just for the 1497 01:50:12.159 --> 01:50:16.079 culture. I just can't do it. I can. Unfortunately, if I 1498 01:50:16.119 --> 01:50:19.720 were gay, if I were a gay man with a femboy, wait, 1499 01:50:19.840 --> 01:50:25.079 what if I were a gay man with a thimboy or two? Yeah, 1500 01:50:25.199 --> 01:50:30.479 all right, a mean lesbian. Well that's your very mean gumball's voice actor 1501 01:50:30.600 --> 01:50:33.479 calling dream the f slur. What I like about it is this person has 1502 01:50:33.560 --> 01:50:39.239 a dream, as is Avvy Sadman dot gov. I'm gonna try that. 1503 01:50:39.239 --> 01:50:44.279 I'm gonna type that in later, John Strickland. Do your balls hang low? 1504 01:50:44.479 --> 01:50:47.159 Can they gobble down my throat? Is the calm thick as rice? 1505 01:50:47.399 --> 01:50:51.199 Is it sweeter? Is it spice? See? The problem I have with 1506 01:50:51.359 --> 01:50:57.159 this is that it needs to rhyme. I wanted to rhyme with low right, 1507 01:50:58.239 --> 01:51:00.960 So it's like, do your balls hang low? Da da da da 1508 01:51:00.039 --> 01:51:02.359 da da da? Did you tie it? Knock? Can you tie it 1509 01:51:02.359 --> 01:51:04.960 in a bow like I wanted to? Like I wanted to for it to 1510 01:51:05.039 --> 01:51:12.680 be satisfactory for me, but still nice Merks eighteen eighty nine. That Benjamin 1511 01:51:12.800 --> 01:51:16.800 Button make my cone of vision shrink steady? Okay? 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All right, ladies and gentlemen, 1530 01:53:00.840 --> 01:53:03.840 Holy crap, that was way longer than I thought I was gonna be. 1531 01:53:04.039 --> 01:53:09.840 I see why Chris tries to speed run it. But yeah, shout 1532 01:53:09.840 --> 01:53:13.640 out to all our patrons. You guys fucking rock. See you in the 1533 01:53:13.680 --> 01:53:16.640 next episodes. They're they're pretty great. They're they're pretty good. The ones 1534 01:53:16.680 --> 01:53:20.600 that we we did, they're coming up pretty soon. So take care and 1535 01:53:23.600 --> 01:53:25.359 I'm gonna have sex with each and every one of you.