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Hey, now, lovers, get
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Downbeat is here to guide you through
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February fourteenth, we have the Downbeat
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We'll preview them for you at eight
o'clock. Make your lover's day by

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picking one up. Also, the
Mojo Dojo cosa House at nine ladies hit

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us with really anything you got?
I mean, look, V Day is

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the day full of lofty expectations.
What are you expecting? What do you

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need? What do you want?
What do you desire? Nothing? Not

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mis sports stuff about that? I
feel like once a year we talk about

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a Jerry Jones lawsuit, but the
details on this one are kind of wild.

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We'll get into that for you.
At seven oh seven we had kyote

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attacks. We had what hot airl
coyote coyote attacks? Seven thirty. Will

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you say coyote or coyote coyote?
Yeah? Same here? Yeah, that's

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how we say it when you're from
Texas. My how ko okays kyote?

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Okay? How do you say kyo? Say it? You? Why?

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Because I don't I don't know what
it's a word. I say coyote.

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Okay, there we go. See
he says it like, won't you go

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back to New York? Boy?
Like a dictionary might say it. How

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I say it, Take your pace
pecaning sauce and head north, go back

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to New York. Down here,
we say, boy, saddle up,

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little partner. We've had enough of
your kind down here for too long,

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little sailor. There's not enough Kyody
bits. You know. You just have

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Wiley Cody, a Phoenix hockey team. That's it. That's a That's what

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they muld be more modern in society, considering how rampant they're becoming in our

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metroplex and in our world. What's
your closest encounter you've ever had with a

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coyote? I don't think I've ever
had one. You never had a wow,

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Arizona man, never had a coyote? Account again? No, I

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probably? Okay I did. I
worked at a golf course when I was

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really young, Bantana Canyon in Tucson, Arizona. There. Uh, it's

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the home of the I call it
a million dollar hole. There's like one

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par three that cut out of the
side of a mountain. A beautiful that's

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badass. Yeah, look up Antenna
Canyon par three on your images. That's

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great. I'm getting there all the
times stories take a second golf ruined a

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mountain. No, and there was
a girl. Uh. We were romance

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fing a little bit on the course. Yes, on the part of the

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green fee. Somebody's got to clean
that mess up. And it was just

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starting. We're like, and we
had keys to the cart barn and she

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was the drink girl. So we're
like, let's meet at the course and

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go out, you know, get
a cart, go out at night and

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just a bunch of drinks. We
kind of just drove the course in the

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middle of the night and uh,
at a flashlight and we were out.

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We went like one hole out what
flash? Oh? Check, No,

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she was there. She showed up. Sometimes it's fun to incorporate at the

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Millionaire right there. It's the signature
hole on whole three. Yeah, whole

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three on the canyon course. Put
the signature hole in the front nine.

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You don't see that often. It's
a layout in the foothills of Tucson Air,

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Arizona. You gotta dance within the
terrain. Kevin. Anyway, we're

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out like what we got as far
out of no lights anywhere and I turned

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the flashlight on like looking kind of
forward, and maybe fifty feet away.

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All we saw was eyeballs reflecting in
the flashlight. Oh like, I don't

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even know, you know, now
that I look back, I think if

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it was ten, it may have
been fifty. It may have been two,

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but I think it was. It
was up multiple just eyeballs, which

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I guess were probably coyotes. You
sure it wasn't the Salesmanship Club? Yeah?

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And the course at night? Does
a human good? Very good?

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Internal Byron Nelson Shoke geez, get
to see a flash of red pants and

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growing eyes? Normally I let it
sit, and I thought we needed to

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let everyone in on that one.
What look, you both very well known.

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I don't think you take me seriously
on this that I am a somewhat

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halfway in, halfway out of the
closet golf fan. I know more than

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you think. I know he's pomped
for the Genesis this week, the return

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of Latif shoot a flashlight and a
human in the distance, do our eyes

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reflect? They don't you answer that
you just made that up? You don't

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literally, you're just imagining it.
And then I don't see that happening.

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Think about it. You know what, don't even look at what are you

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gonna look up? The human eyes
reflect like coyote eyes, and I guarantee

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you there'll be an answer. So
I suppose that would be my closest forutmost

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frightening encounter with a coyote. Okay, she was a Japanese descent. The

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girl I was with, Okay,
Pacific. That's not have much in common

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with cat's eyes. Humans do not
have this tape them loose loose seatum layer.

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If you shine a flashlight in a
person's eyes at night, you don't

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see any sort of reflection KT validated. The flash on a camera is bright

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enough, however, to cause a
reflection off the retina itself. That's why

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the phrase is deer in the headlights
instead of person in the headlights. I

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don't think that's true. It would
have been human in the headlights. Oh,

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never would have been. Hey,
deer's freeze. Humans get the hell

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out of the way. Deer's freeze, but they get there. That's not

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the only ones who are on the
road and the cars coming at them.

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They're not the only animal that freezes. Wild boars freeze, squirrels sometimes freeze

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pigeons somehow more elusive than their figure
would show. But they get out of

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the way, but they sometimes freeze. Pigeons are amazing, flimsy, all

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of it. Most are three sentences
in a row. And this I learned

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from the Netflix limited series The Tourist
that when driving in the outback of Australia,

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they prefer you not drive at night
because kangaroos will run into the the

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headlight display of your car. Really, yeah, like the light that you

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shine on the road. Kangaroos will
just run into it, yeah, without

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out any regard to the Yeah,
they're just just kind of whatever. Instinctively,

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they are prone to run into that
light without any regard for the automobile

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that's about to smush them. And
they're huge and will destroy your car the

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daytime. I don't know. I
just think they love any type of controversy.

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I think kangaroos are looking for trouble
at all times. You saw the

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viral video of the kangaroo that tried
to drown that dude's dog and the guy

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went up there and punched him in
The kangaroo looked at him like, are

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you sure you want to do that? Mother effort like I'm down to go,

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dude. The way they push their
shoulders forward and flex their chests,

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well, we're all picturing that one
buff kangaroo. Yeah he's got a name

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too, and got him. Yeah, but dude, they do say humans

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are scary and then well Mike Tyson
is reading no, no, no,

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no, this that's what they do. Man, that's that's them getting into

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their don't mess with me position,
right, But they're not all shredded like

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like Roger Roger the riffed Roger the
Riff been in the gym doing the Arnold

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workout plan. Seriously, that guy
was bench pressing. God, that was

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a I do think kangaroos like action, Yeah, they do, and they

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like the f's with people, and
you see them fight, they'll I mean

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they'll stand on their tail like they
punch, but they also will stand their

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body upon their rigid tail and kick
you as well and kind of wild.

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We just don't have any here outside
of in the zoos kangaroos. Yeah,

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I guess we don't have any.
I would have seen that we have a

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coyote, probably New Zealand, but
just I just do we have a kyote

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in Australia somewhere. But you do
have a coyote story, don't you.

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Kyote story in the news today,
And actually a search is on only found

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in Australia and Papua New Guinea crazy
kangaroos and wallabies macropods. That's a smaller

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group of marsupials Australia, Papa New
Guinea. And maybe it's just climate,

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you know, yeah, like you
shouldn't have the monitor lizard in the cold

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Texas winter, right, you know, maybe it's that type of thing,

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but it's just still still and you
would think they would be one of the

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more heavily traded animals. What the
kanga, Yeah, because they are kind

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of cool. How plentiful are they
down there? Are they like I don't

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know, cattle here? I think
a lot kangaroo population estimate it's yeah,

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totals, Oh oh yeah, there's
two different kinds. I think two primary

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kinds. The red kangaroo. There's
I mean this is as a one whatever

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eleven and a half million total in
kangaroo of the red and another four and

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a half million wallaroos, which is
probably the smaller, slightly smaller version that

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that restaurant in Oak Cliff. Yeah, that sells kangaroo hamburg kangar hamburgers.

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They must have a pretty expensive uh. I mean, how do you get

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the food to the restaurant if it's
kangaroos coming from Australia. I'm sure it's

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frozen meat. It's frozen. And
then yeah, I saw a thing.

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Let's see. I don't go down
to well, I'll just do whatever.

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I saw this article in the Dallas
Morning News. I think it was a

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Sarah Blaskovich product, so you know
it's good. And it was a picture

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of some vegan barbecue that's that's not
and it should. You look at it

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and you're like, it does not
look like barbecue, and it's not because

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it's vegan barbecue. But her review
was that it was delicious. Yeah,

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So I mean, look, I
don't even know if you're eating vegan like

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it's supposed to be healthier, I
guess, but I guess if you slather

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and depend barbecue sauce, it didn't
really matter. So I did the vegan

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thing for two years pretty strictly,
like I eliminated dairy meat, all that

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stuff. And why do you do
that just a whim? No, No,

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I've done it before. I've done
similar things, just you know,

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trying things on a whim just to
see if it works. And I will

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tell you discipline based challenges. Yeah, I like that. But I did

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find that I felt better physically and
mentally then I did probably ever in my

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life as far as like what I
was eating. But there are there are

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some pitfalls when it comes to that
because there's a lot of trash vegan food

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out there. To do what they
do to eliminate all animal products from it,

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I mean, they have to add
a lot of stuff, and it's

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typically sodium, so you're getting a
lot of this process stuff that you know

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has got a lot of salt in
it. But there's a vegan taco spot

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that's in Pleasant Grove and I can't
remember the name of it, but I

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used to hit that all the time
when I was going through this little trial

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and it's really good. And yeah, of course you can tell the difference,

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but it's not like you eat it
and you're like going, oh my

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god, you're trying to like force
yourself to like it. It's gene genuinely

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delicious. It's just slightly different.
But they use a lot of soy based

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proteins. Okay, so this thing
that she was talking about was made of

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satan. Yeah, and if you
look at it, you're clearly going with

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satan. But satan. If you
look at the picture I'll show you at

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there, you know it doesn't look
great. It challe looks like meat love

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Yep. But her review was that
it was wonderful and it's from a place

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in Fort Worth called the VBQ.
Yeah. To kind of match the texture

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VBQ with Chef Hank Stormy, to
match the texture of meat, they have

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to do a lot of stuff like
those impossible burgers and beyond burgers, they're

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fine, but man, the you're
damn near just as healthy to eat just

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a real hamburger at that point.
At that point, it's about the principle

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of not contributing to the slaughter of
animals more than it is for your health

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as anyways, right, true.
Yeah, but processed food is always going

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to be processed food. And if
you're going to be a vegan and you

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want to do it the right way, you probably need to eat mostly fresh

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stuff. But there's a little you
know, we all cut corners in life.

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Isla and Co. Is the name
of the restaurant. If you want

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to try kangaroo meat in the Bishop
Arts district and it comes in skewers.

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It's where the original Lucia location was. It's right there, but Lucia moved

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to a more pre primo location.
It's grilled skeward pieces of top herb tahini

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sauce with red pickled onions and crisp
cucumber. It's a gentrile introduction to the

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meat that is often served in burger
or steak form in Australia. But that's

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the one I can find. But
you you didn't try it though, right,

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No, I didn't try it.
I'll go try it. It sounds

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like it's prepared with a little Mediterranean
flair. Yeah, yummy, Sure,

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it's great. Maybe today also kangaroo. No kangaroo's ever officially been domesticated.

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Do they grow? Not officially.
They say they have never been domesticated because

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their behavior driven mostly by instinct.
Okay, so I had on a lady

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that I think you guys are still
in the afternoon. I think my dog

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is part kangaroo. Then Jeff thinks
his dog is too. Jeffa speakeasy,

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No, not stomp face ceed the
other one. There's native er CEDI lamb

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who will make the fork point.
But so I had her on. This

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lady had lost her kangaroo. She
owned a kangaroo had henry yard and she

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lost it. Now it was found. This was in a small town around

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here. But she called in and
she explained that she'd always love kangaroo,

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so she got one. Has a
couple of dogs too, But and basically

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she the way she talked about it, she talked about it like a dog,

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but it was a full grown kangaroo. It wasn't a little one.

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And she explained that there are places
here where you can get a kangaroo.

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And Jeff was about to go do
it. Jeff was about to go buy

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a kangaroo. I don't know if
it just like he got off the air

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and chilled out for a couple hours
and realized, you know, I don't

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need this right now. We're sobered
up. But getting the kangaroo, like

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apparently you there is special food that
they make for it, but you can

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feed it dog food and it's fine. So it was interesting. This was

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months ago though, something remember all
the details. So I'm looking where this

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restaurant gets their kangaroo meat, and
it's from a place called fossil farms.

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That's around here, now, isn't
it Booton, New Jersey? Huh?

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But Booton, New Jersey is apparently
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United States. Okay, so then
they're just raising kangaroo for kangaroo meat production.

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Yeah right, And I think they
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oh oh, here we go and
you can buy it on their website.

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Game meets they have the mildly exotic
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rabbit, while bor venison, exotics, alligator, camel, kangaroo yack yack,

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yack. Oh wow. I don't
think about yacks very much. But

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kangaroo medallions Danny two six ouncers for
twelve bucks. What a bargain or ground

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kangaroo for sixteen bucks? I mean
this is not add to cart baby kangaroo

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burgers. Hell yeah, I'll just
have a regular burger for now, But

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everyone else go out and try him. Let us know, eat up metroplex.

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That's sounds been the food court to
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court. How do we get there? You never know. COVID's six thirty

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most important thing in the World if
y'all want to do the coyote attack there,

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we can't. Well, I don't
care, Kevin, whatever you want

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to, don screw it. Someone
hurt. No that I'm changing my plan.

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The most important thing in the world. Executive decision happening from a guy

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who's not an executive. You guys
think we got a chance to meet Scarlett

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Johanson A chance? I mean there's
always a chance. I think we got

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a real good chance. What does
that mean? I'll tell you at six

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thirty, he gets me, he
got me. Just then you're like Jesus,

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you get me coming up at eight
we have the down beat singing you

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wash my feet, Kevin Chocolate,
I will yeah, go and whip off

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those bad boys. I mean,
I hate feet. To please leave your

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socking, but I love socks.
That should be the bet payoff, bet

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payoff, or one of us has
to dresses Jesus and wash the other two

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feet. Yes, yes, with
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the person getting their feet washed isn't
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either. I don't know that sounds
lovely. I'm gonna be showing up that

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day. He dressed up as the
Devil dressed like Jesus? What did he

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wear? If I win that bet, if you have to wash my feet,

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I damn, I'm thinking about clipping
my toenails, but maybe not.

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Now ain't gonna come up. That
sounds awesome, but terrible. It sounds

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terrible. I wash feet. I
no problem with that, because you get

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us, I get you. You
have to wash our feet at Lee Harvey's

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like in the commercial. Okay,
that's weird. That's a weird part of

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it. What's Jesus doing at Lee
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they will never there a support.
We're all just going just gonna make it

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the motion with their hands. Yeah, a little rope around your neck.

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So if you don't know what the
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coming up at eight. We've had
a few items out in the past,

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like the Downbeat Singing Pumpkins. Speaking
of meat, here's an example of something

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from the Downbeat Singing Pumpkins back in
October. I can see you creeping up

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the driveway in your little costume,
hoping for some candy. You will be

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surprised when you say trick ortry eat
when you receive a pound of rancid meat,

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meat meat. I forgot to go
down to Wallgreens to purchase a me

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candy for all of the children.
I began to pannick whin I heard the

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door bell chime. So ground beef
for you, weeks beyond its prime.

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No candy, no candy, just
ground beef. No candy, no candy,

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just ground beef. I mean,
Jesus stupid. That is so sad.

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I don't either, No candy way
beyond its prime? How does that

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sell? We eat the price point? You know, we were sitting itself

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for two forty nine. You know, they get there late because of the

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supply chain issues. And I don't
think I think our by eight get one

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free deal. I think we just
overshot. We overshot yep projections from our

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analysts, you know. But you
know we did a little bit better at

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the downbeat singing Christmas tree toppers.
Yeah, ourselves there because we went too

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strictly to like smaller stores. I
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They don't want to hear your flimsy
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you're right. Things can just happen
in this world. Huh. How about

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this one from Christmas, My darling, give me some heads up. If

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santum Claus is here. Oh,
mom, she's definitely cheating. She peaked

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at presence. Santa is here,
Santa is hung up in the chimney because

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his big bag of fun little brother
in the bathroom cranking out a homemade card

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because Santa is here. Daddy's at
rest, stop getting drilled for information to

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help weary traveler trying to get back
home for Christmas, and Amazanta is here.

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Wow, who wouldn't buy that?
Right? I can only describe your

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your singing style as assertive. Watch
you watch me just die to try to

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get it to sound anywhere close to
the music. It's amazing and I get

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lost in every song. It's like
the guy that sings karaoke that has minimal

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skills but all of the conviction,
max confidence, max confidence, and he's

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just poised and set and aggressive and
just ready to hit that creed song.

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Yeah, at least the audience unsure
if it was good or bad. The

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people at the beginning, they're they're
kind of like they're quiet, and then

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about I don't know, fourth of
the way through the song, they're looking

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at each other and they're kind of
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by the end everybody's just like like
it's a rave Yes, yes, because

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he got us. He gets us. This is another one. This is

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from the Pumpkin. You just sit
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I guess I don't get the reference. Bitch. Yeah, that's the one

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that broke. JJ. Hell JJ
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JJ laughing that. Oh my god. So we have a similar we have

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a similar product and it represents Valentine's
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from this product at eight o'clock.
That's the thing is like fledgling business owners,

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small business owners, you improve like
the first thing you release, So

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it's unlikely that that's gonna be just
a perfect success. But we did Christmas

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and now it's Valentine's and I think
we're our business is streamlined. Yeah,

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our business model may have been perfected, and I think we're gonna really wow

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some people at eight o'clock live,
Today's Today. Call your local flower shops.

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That's where we really aimed at that. In fact, if you go

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in to pick up your flowers today
or whatever you're grabbing, if you're going

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to record asking them if they have
the downbeat singing box of chocolate and then

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email me at Kevin Turner at iHeartMedia
dot com. That would be cool if

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you ask them that just because it
wasn't discussed. Is it a box that

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when you open the top of the
box of chocolate, that's when the song

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starts, right, Kevin? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. You

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open it and then you're like,
well, here's there'll be like a the

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boxes, you know, the chocolate's
all spread out, and then there's like

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when you pick it up, it'll
have a little thing attached to it that

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you just you boop the chocolate.
Oh you you're thinking you boop the chocolate

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outside. There's a little button outside
the wrapper of the chocolate. This sounds

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expensive. Individual piece of chocolate.
There's a device that makes me okay,

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it's not just the hinge of the
box. Yeah, so each individual candy

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has a speaker inside. Who came
up with the technology for this? Singapore?

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Great? I'm told you'll go through
Singapore? And what was the cost

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per unit for these? Look,
we don't have to talk about specific financial

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details. Some of the things are
private. Yeah, don't ask you how

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much you make cup of coffee actually
costs not for you. Just do you

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like it or not? You know
what, I'm playing this and this is

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another one from Christmas, and we
can give you a little bit of this

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one as a brand new dance.
And it's taking over the world. Oh

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they weren't so good. Yeah,
it's called the Funky Santa. So let's

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all give it a world. It
happens late at night when the kids are

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in bed. Santa arrives in,
is pimped out, slid. Dad is

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passed out, but Mommy is awake. That's when Santa reveals his snake.

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Santa and Mommy smoke a big fat
bowl and Mommy hops up on his big

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northfold. Mommy and the fat man
doing the phone. I love that one.

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That was the one that got closest
to actually being a like a hit

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a radio. It took off.
Yeah, this one traction, this one

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not so much. It's my else
like cat pass in My Tree. Yeah,

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it's a good song. Why do
cats want to pee in the Christmas

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tree? They do that all the
time, though, absolutely due. All

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right, we'll have that coming for
you at eight o'clock. Coming up.

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Rexit guys, scral Johansson. I
think is gonna be coming to town because

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she's gonna start in a movie and
the story's effing wild. Okay, I'm

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gonna tell you about that next on
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