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Hello, he rights with the mighty Triumph

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over five and a corn cop pipe
at a button that you guys made out

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of. Wait a minute, hold
on, we got sidetracks, not the

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right woe? What's the daisy?
You mixed it up? You mix it

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up? And you know what I
think? I think you've been listening to

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that Lady Gaga. No way,
I just love all of the Judeo Christian

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holidays. Can I be faulted for
loving the carols of all seasons and trying

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to incorporate them into each other?
Like two people that meet on the street

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and you like the look at both
of them see. You try to set

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them up on a date, and
you just keep pushing and pushing, even

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though one of them is married and
the other one doesn't speak your language.

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But you can still dream. Now
you can't. Well in that case,

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I guess you'll have to settle for
good old fashioned candy chat. Hey y'all,

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Hello, I'm Betty ever Saw and
we are just pleased, just punch

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to be here. Punch please,
punch, punchy, please, Welcome to

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the Kings of holiday seasons for candy
and especially discount. Day after candy,

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piggla Dog looked like one of them
zombie apocalypses after the apocalypse zombied. Well,

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I don't watch those movies on account
of you already know that I will

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get all sorts of terrible dreams and
nightmares. But it does look like the

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shelves have been pick clean and a
tornado went through there. I can watch

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movies about tornadoes, even that one
with sharks didn't bother me. But zombies,

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no, thank you, I understand. But see, since Piggli Dog

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was so pick clean, we had
to go elsewhere to find this year's Easter

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candy. That's right, Piggley Dog
had nothing to offer that we hadn't seen

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before, so we decided to venture
further afield and guess what, it was

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an easter miracle. On the third
day we found something truly exciting. That's

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right on the way home. There's
that little strip mile and it's got the

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dollar. Holler y'all, Oh my
goodness, Dollar Holler is my new favorite

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place. It has and not just
for candy, if you can believe it.

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If you can believe it, you
can get a lot of kitchen stuff

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there. You can buy boxes of
cereal written in Spanish, rubber gloves written

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in Spanish, steel wool written also
in Spanish, and you know what else?

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I also found windex was some language
that what's the one where they have

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the little tiny dots over the u
oh arara make oh my goodness, from

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the Middle East. I found wind
Dex that's feeling one I know that uses

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dots except for English. I don't
know either. I didn't recognize it,

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but well, Dollar Holler's got it. They sure do. And oh my

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goodness, the candy selection. And
I have to tell you, I've got

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a sneaking suspicion in my little heart
that thinks that the candy was always that

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price. I don't think it mattered
that it was the day after, you

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know what, You're probably right,
my goodness, I feel like I feel

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like I even saved more than I
would have two weeks after picked the dogs

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exactly, and I kept saying,
y'all, y'all got a Holler card,

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and they didn't. They didn't.
They said, ma'am, it's not necessary

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here. I don't know what a
como has been. Maybe they thought I

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was asleep. Maybe they thought I
was in a como. Could have been

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with all the candy we could eat
in there, I certainly wouldn't bet not

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my body had picked through it.
No, people seemed downright raticon to enter

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its doors, which I will never
understand. It is now one of my

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new favorite places. The only strike
against it is that it's in the next

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town over, and if I don't
feel like making the seven minute drive,

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I could just go to Pigley Dog
in two. That's that's true. And

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my only strike against is that they
don't have nacho cheese bugles. They've got

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the playing bugles. Well, they
did have dried shrimp powder bugles. And

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it was again the riding on the
bag I did not understand. I saw

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a little cartoon shrimp. Maybe I
don't know. How do you know the

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names of these languages? Tab Well, it was in that zombie show.

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That Okay, I'm glad it's educational, but I'm used, you know,

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playing in the background while I'm sewing. I'm I'm the sewing machine. And

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he's got a playing in the background, and I just sometimes I hear and

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they're like, we need a squadron
of five helicopters to come in far sea

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language. Oh my goodness, it
sounds like it's action act. It is.

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You know, maybe that's the way
to do it, where you just

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kind of peek up and just see
a little bit and then go right back

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to something wholesome. It's a good
idea. You're brilliant, tab Oh,

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I wouldn't say that. Well,
I certainly. I dollar holler, Oh

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my goodness, it's pretty smart.
Well, let's start telling the people.

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Enough teasing, let's start pleasing.
You always do it, and that's the

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reason for this season. That's your
genius. Thank you, tab. Well,

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we just got so many things that
I hope you're ready for a double

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extra large edition of Candy Chat because
we have one, two, three,

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four, five, six, seven
individual amazing candies, although one of them

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is sort of a duplicate. But
well, I don't want to ruin the

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stand. You all sit tight and
we'll get to it. But you know

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what, but you know what all
this cost? What seven dollars? Everything's

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a dollar. I don't even have
to ask anybody, how much is this

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this this crazy windex from your crazy
land. They just say, oh,

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no dollar, that's right. I
have no idea what un means, but

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it comes out to one. It
must mean one, all right. Well,

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first off, in a festive,
bright green package, there's a Lendoor

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limited Edition Seasonal Easter Flavor Milk and
white chocolate truffle. Truffle. That's the

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dollar hollar, uh huh, who
to thunk it? I know it seems

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unreasonably wonderful and also decadent. Wow, oh my goodness, so we'll definitely

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look forward to that. We also
each got a mystery metal eggs You're the

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best egg. It's it's well,
I can tell you right now. It

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is Christian themed, as it has
a dove holding a branch in front of

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a cross on it. So this
is a this is this this whatever's in

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this egg is okay by Jesus,
which is okay by me. That's exactly

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right. And you know what mine's
different. Mine's got a cross with looks

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like a little a little shawl draped
over it, and then it says he

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is risen. Oh that is so
delightful. Mine has no text to speak

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of, and it's purple with a
very interesting pattern. You know what else,

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It has a little tag on a
tooth as inspiration eggs. Oh you're

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right. Oh oh, it says
what's inside of it? Well, we'll

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leave it first the prize when the
moment arrives. Oh my gosh. Well,

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there's just so much fun stuff to
get to moving on. How about

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a bag of ear resistible double crisp
bunny ears. Wow, irresistible. It's

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just I mean, everybody says you
just eat the ears off a chocolate bunny,

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which makes no sense to me.
The rest of it's made of chocolate

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too. Yeah, but some people
just eat the ears and then this is

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for those people with that disorder.
I'm just I'm disappointed in Nestlely for not

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coming up with more huns in their
candies. Well, I could tell you

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right now. Um, the swell
folks at Palmer they say it says right

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here making candy fun. See,
they're number two, so they try hard.

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They're probably number seven because I've never
heard of them before. The Yeah,

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they're trying harder. I can tell
you that. No, because if

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they would never even the top three, I could tell you right now I

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got these candies, Russell Stover,
Nastily your Mars bars Cadbury. I mean,

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there's so many different things that would
come in ahead of these people because

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they've all been focused on probably quality, but good jokes that these people said,

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Hey, the joke is worth it. Just enjoy whatever candy we we

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saw fit to put in there.
To me, the joke, what we

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like in taste, we make up
for in humor. That's right. Laughter's

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the best medicine. Okay, let's
see what else we have here? What

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else we got here? Oh,
let's see here. How about mighty maltz

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speckled malta milk eggs. That's a
lot of ms, it sure is.

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Oh these look interesting. They're they're
large, They're like larger than a robin.

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Mags. They're they're they're they're mighty
milky malt megs. Look out with

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all those ms. So those will
be fun. We'll put those in our

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mouths and chew them. Okay,
up next, Now this one is well,

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I don't think we've ever tried anything
like it. No, really breaking

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new ground. I mean, I
will tell you once again that the Dollar

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Holler is like the undiscovered country of
interesting new candies from places that will never

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want to visit. That's right.
It's like the Walmart supercenter of stores.

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How about powder candy and carrot bottles? What exactly? It raises more questions

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than it answers. Remember last year
when we had those carrots that were umbrellas.

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Oh yeah, but those were made
of like rich German chocolate. Yeah,

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this is dangerous. Yeah, this
is it. I don't It's a

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plastic carrot with some powdering. I
hope it's not anthrax. Wow, Oh

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my goodness. Well, let me
just there is a an alarming lack of

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markings or information on the packaging.
Usually the back of a rapper is just

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so busy with information, but this
one is like an information blackout. It's

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like one of those Freedom of Information
Act requests where they just redact everything.

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I learned all that from watching the
Discovery Channel. So see, you watch

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stuff sometimes, but it has to
be uplifting. I bet it's got I

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bet it's got one ingredient sugar.
Well you'd be wrong. Oh, he

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would be tragically found information and slightly
alarmingly wrong because the entirety of the ingredients

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of this particular confection read as follows. Dried glucose syrup, maltadextrin, citric

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acid, artificial flavors, and titanium
dioxide. Huh, that's it. Wait

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a minute. Titanium dioxide sounds like
some sort of metal. Are we gonna

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be? Is this is this going
to turn us into robots? Oh?

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My gosh, I have you know
what? When Chuck's got that that TV

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on, I hear them talking about
trailers for movies like that, they turn

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them into robots after they eat candy. Well, I suppose it. We'll

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just get what we deserve them.
We'll be candy eating robots from here on

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out. But we're gonna find out
what's in these things. Oh and furthermore,

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I'm looking the service size is two
packs, which means we gotta down

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two carrots each. I'm going to
ignore that, okay, yep, because

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I'm to get through. We sure
do so much to get through. And

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finally, we have delicious milk chocolate
candy crosses from two different manufacturers, the

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first of which here comes your fun
funny friends, that Palmer candy. I

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don't like that this there's an implication
that they're making fun of the cross because

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it still says make candy fun.
But maybe that's they can't help it because

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that's what they've paid for, is
their logo. So but they're taking the

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candy cross seriously. If there's a
if there's like if this is like Bazooka

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Joe, If there's a joke on
the back of this cross, I'm gonna

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be pissed. I will is it
has it got like a silly face or

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googly eyes? Now it looks like
it's got roses on it, which is

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the sort of the mixed signal.
I don't I don't know how that figures

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in Thorns, Yeah, thorns,
Crown of Thorns's right Thorns. And then

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there are other chocolate cross Well,
who do you think's joining us for Easter

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service this year? Jesus? An
excellent guess. But what I meant not

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Chuck. He hates family cantherings.
No he does, he does. I've

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seen him. He gets real fussy. No, passing the collection plate to

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you this year will be our constant
companion. Russell's right old Russell Stover.

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He's in the chocolate cross game too, says look out for me. I'm

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also gonna try to make money off
of the holidays. Brussel, you ought

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to feel ashamed, and you ought
to feel double's chain because that cross is

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no less than half a size the
other cross. Well, I can tell

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you right now it's exactly one half
ounce smaller. Although I can't identify the

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type of flowers weirdly enough, that
looks like thistles or poppy. See I

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want to try. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know either.

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So what we have is sort of
a cross section of cross candies that we

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can cross reference. So we'll save
that for our grand finale. We sure

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will. Well, let's kick it
off in luxurious style. Tab with the

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lend Or chocolate white chocolate Easter bucket
candy. This is like going It's like

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going over the hill in the roller
coaster. This is exactly what I'd find

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in my Easter bucket growing up.
Is it? My family was never that

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all off? Well, we certainly
couldn't afford baskets. I can tell you

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that it's got little flowers on it. M it looks it just looks like

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a chocolate marble. Well, turn
it over because that looks like a nipple

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sticking out. Oh, it's that
Italian candy all over again. Quiz tab

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eat it before your thoughts wander.
Oh, that's delightful. The inside is

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like creamy goo, but stilled chocolate, not even too much goo. Mhm,

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creamy. I thought when the white
chocolate, the outside was gonna be

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all wide or blah blah bam.
No, nope, right outside is milk

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chocolate. M And that's enough that
we're gonna say about the outside. I

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feel like I ate it just in
time. The inside, though, yeah,

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delightfolk, smooth m We thought it
would be a rich, decadent treat.

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And guess what we were right?
We were right, all right,

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truffles you can't go You can't go
wrong with them, can't go wrong with

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them. All right, we've held
you in suspense long enough. Let's see

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what's inside these metallic eggs? Mine? Now, mine has holes in it.

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Do you think something's mine too?
Oh? If there's something alive in

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here, I'm going to be beyond
upset. That'd be a little straight because

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whatever comes out of here, I
guarantee I won't speak the language. No,

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please, no dead bunnies. All
right, here we go. Oh,

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it's hard to open, but I
did it. Oh. Oh,

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look at that. It's little candy
crosses. Candy crosses. If you've ever

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wanted to decorate a sheet cake like
Arlington National Cemetery, this is the candy

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for you. Of course, I'd
have to immediately ask you why do as

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you want to do that. I
don't know to each the rhone, I

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suppose. I just feel bad for
our Jewish brothers and sisters who don't get

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true may be buried in that Arlington
National cake. Yeah they don't. They

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don't, Nord, nor do the
wickens who can't open these things. Use

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your teeth, Betty M. I
don't know. I don't know how I

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feel eating the device that our Lord
and Savior was killed upon. Yeah,

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I feel like well, I mean, listen, I don't want to write

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any checks that I'm gonna have to
cash come chocolate cross time. But it

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does seem strange, but maybe that's
a part of the American experience. Now,

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these crosses come in white, blue, red, yellow, and green.

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Do you think it's different flavors?
No? Um, you know what.

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It's like they were swinging for bubblegum
and missed and hit themselves in the

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groin. It is. It reminds
me of that those tablets he put in

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the dishwasher. Yeah, but like
you said, it's bubblegum that's just been

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sitting in those those tops. Cards
for that. You know, nobody guys,

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they no kid wants them cards,
so they but they don't want to

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get rid of them because then they
lose money and they feel bad. That's

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a bubblegum got bubble gum goes in
there, it just turns to powder.

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I went to the fancy indoormall back
at Christmas time and they had one of

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those stores which I couldn't I'm not
even allowed in by legally. I'm banned.

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Which one the one where you get
the mark, you know, the

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Bolt candy store Candy crushed? Oh
I know that one. I know that

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was the picture of the person being
buried in sugar. Huh Um. There's

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always like that weird candy that's like
like legos or something, and you always

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know it's sad candy. This is
sad candy, and which I suppose,

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as it is a cross and meant
to commemorate the crucifixion of the Lord our

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God, it does its show,
I suppose. I'm I can tell you

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right now Palmer didn't make this because
there's no fun in this candy. Oh

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look, it's by bee like a
letter or the bug brought to you by

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the letter B. No, it's
the bug by the stinging insect, by

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the stinging insect, honeybee. Okay, all right, honeybee, but this

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one is not lucky. There goes
my rustles over Teddy bear. All right,

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well, yeah, I'm just gonna
put this seal it back into it

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smetals. Cough. I guess why
does it need to breathe with these holes?

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And yeah, the holes are disconcerting. I feel like maybe these are

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multi purpose eggs. Some people use
them for candy and some people use them

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to smuggle uh, poisoned dart frogs. Yeah, yeah, I put a

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frog in there, put a terrible
prank to your to your parents or someone

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you love, and and put just
a spider in there and say he and

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you are See that's what happens when
you watch the zombie shows, tab you

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get spider ideas. I don't doubt
you, I don't doubt you. That's

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that's exactly where that came from.
All right, moving on that time those

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zombies had those spiders in the eggs. What I think you? I feel

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like you made that up and it's
terrifying me. All right, let's try

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speckled milk megs Michel megs, Michael
Michael Megs. Here we go. Oh

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they are pungent. It's definitely an
odor. Michel mags are pungent. Oh

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yeah, Now these these you always
got in the basket, and they used

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to basket. You get them and
they you know, they weren't topping the

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list, but they surely weren't the
bottom. Me We're always, to my

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mind, one of those things that
rattles around for a little while. Yeah,

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you always have one left, right, jelly being here we go,

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Right, are you getting a fish
flavor? I'm yeah, like cardboard.

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No, that's a sour. I
was gonna do these and I'm thinking that

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over I have to eat know one, figure out what the heck that flavor

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was. M Well, if there
was a way to encapsulate uh, rotten

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egg, not in jelly bean form, thank you, Harry Potter very much,

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but in in malted form with there
was like what would Eastern intentions that

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would be it? Yeah, there
was there was like a layer of what

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their lawyers will tell you it was
chocolate. Really, I think that there

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was a chocolate layer in the what's
Who's it? Made by Well, that's

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another good mystery. I think it
is. The name brand is Mighty Maltz.

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Sad, very sad when you when
that's all you do and that's how

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how much of a good job you
do, which is not much? Yeah,

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you hain't it up? Yea,
you need to try harder because that

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was that was like a punch in
the teeth. And it says you're supposed

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to eat six that's a serving.
I'm not lying. There's a little part

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of me that wants to tempt Tabitha, but I won't do it. I

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won't do it. I think they're
hard. There's something in here that'll that'll

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that'll eat the lining of your stomach
or something. I don't trust that canny

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stomach maybe what it's made from.
Oh trap candy. Oh moving off,

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let's keep going oop all right,
get back out. It's clawn, it's

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way out of my stomach. That
stomach is trying to get out of my

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stomach. It's too much stody.
It's stomach sepon stomach times. I hope

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you're ready to laugh because we have
another delicious treat from Palmer. I am

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ear resistible double crisp Bunny Ears.
Yeah, if they're wrapped in foil of

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various colors. Well, now this
is funny. It looks like two ears

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in a butt. Yeah, what's
the what's that? Why has it got

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a butt? A bunny butt?
Yeah, it's like a little little Peter

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cotton tail by the ears. If
that doesn't make any sense, Oh,

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you know what made me funny.
It's saying is that the rest of the

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bunny got scrunched up inside them ears, and that's what's crunchy's them bone?

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Oh no, no, no,
okay, I'm looking at the packaging.

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I'm looking at the packaging, and
it looks like from the picture, looks

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like one of the bunny ears it's
sort of flopped over what you thought was

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the bottom of the ears the top, and it's like an ear. One

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ears sort of flopped over. But
that would imply that one ear is like

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thirty percent longer than the other.
If it does, there's just where it

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flops is where the other one and
stops. Yeah, so that makes no

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sense. I see it now,
we had it upside down. Yeah all

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right, Well, I guess I'll
just unwrap the foil from this bad boy

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and set see what it has to
tell me, Well, got a soft

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chocolate taste, Yeah, not quite
the richness of a that's the crunch.

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I'm instantly reading the ingredients because I
don't think there's any real chocolate in this.

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Well, there's cocoa processed with alkali. I mean, what is that?

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I don't know. This did not
taste good to me, and I

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felt like the crespi was like aggressive. It was like like imagine a race

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crispi that fell off the conveyor belt
and it just got roasted over and over

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and tell its own bitterness made it
into a tiny little pill. And then

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they said, hey, get inside
this third rate chocolate. We'll say you

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to idiots for a dollar. That's
how I feel about it. Couldn't have

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put it, Betty, Sorry,
I just got wrapped up in the narrative.

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You know what, I what I
think it does have going for it.

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When you unwrap it, it looks
like ears. Yeah, that's true.

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It looks like it does on the
outside. Oh, Russell Stover,

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are you listening? Everything's kind of
kind of leaving a sour taste in my

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man, it's a chemical aftertaste.
I feel like I just like I just

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walked through an automatic car wash,
but not in a car and it got

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in my mouth. You brush your
teeth in an automatic car wash? Yeah,

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I mean I know that doesn't make
any stance to say it. Oh

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it does me. Okay, thank
you, tab. I thought that was

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rendered me insense insensitible. That's a
Jane Austen book. It's sherry, it's

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tab See all right, it's time
to try powder candy in carrot bottles,

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cleverly titled You're so enthused, Benny, Well, now I'm scared of everything.

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These are like candy zombies coming to
get your brains. What about zombinative

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zombie natos? That might be the
gateway, That might be the knife ground

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that I can handle. Now once
again, it says that a serving size

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is two. No, no,
it's just one. Maybe not even that,

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maybe not even that. Well,
oh my gosh. Yeah, there

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was some leakage. There's a lot
of d there's some some powder on the

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outside of these. These look like
little little torpedoes. Yeah, and they're

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filled with I guess you unscrew the
yep there goes and it's just it could

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be anthrax. It could be great, a Colombian bugger sugar. It could

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be um, really a high,
really well made meth amphetamine. Uh.

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It could be dex a trim,
Uh, could be could be baking soda,

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could be baking powder, could be
flower anything else ant poison. Yeah,

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that's what I was thinking. Zamois, borax, toomat could be clabber

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Girl, could be clabber Girl,
could be Jack. Well, I guess

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we just have to be other brand
names. I guess we just have to

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try it and find out. But
we should eat it before we try snorting

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it to make sure. Well.
Yeah, well it's a tart. Tait's

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killing me. I think it's sweeter
than tart Betty. But I tell you

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what, as soon as it touched
my tongue, my eyes started flickering home.

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They haven't stopped. I don't know
if you can see me or not,

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but I am not doing this on
purpose. I'll tell you this,

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I can. I think that we
were right on accounts. I think it

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is equal parts sugar, drugs,
and cleaning supplies. Not as bad as

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I thought, to tell you the
truth, No, except for the eye

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part. Yeah, I mean you, your eyes are just going buck wild.

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I feel like I'm a young child
in front of a Japanese cartoon right

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now. Yeah, you're gonna have
a seizure. Oh you're gonna hit it

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again. Huh. I can't do
that, and I'm not that strong.

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It's the kind of thing a child
would happily consume that an adult would punish

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that child for consuming. You know
what, I kind of like it?

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Well, tab, do you have? I kind of like it. Give

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me yours better? I feel like
you might have give it to me,

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feel like you might have a demon
in you. Tab. Give me that

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carrott, tab tab tab come back
to me. No, I want you

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to think about three hundred What would
the Spartans do? Tab? Imagine chuck

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your husband with a purple loring cloth
and would back and you took me out

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of it and out. Sorry I
didn't know back. I'm all right,

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thank you? What did I say? I don't know. Ye you were

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talking in that language that has the
little dots over the U or something.

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Wow, you're just gonna keep hitting
that, you know what? You know

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what you do? You pour a
little on your tongue and then you swish

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around some saliva and it's like a
little carrot kool aid. Oh no,

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thank you. I thought this was
going to be incredibly tart along the lines

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of a pixie stick. It's not
to me. It's got a muted,

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soft sweetness. There's nothing muted or
soft that's muted like a baseball bat to

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your teeth. I think you're being
unduly harsh. Maybe I am, but

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I'm also not high cracked out on
it the way you are. I mean,

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I am not cracked out on it. Listen, I'm not going back

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there. Listen to yourself, tab
listen to yourself. This is that carrot

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is like the key to a heart
of darkness journey. You know what you

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need? What salvation in the form
of the cross? All right, I'll

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take it. So here we have
two chocolate crosses, one by Palmer and

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the other one from Russell Stover who
can't keep his big fat nose out of

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the tomb that held Jesus. Yeah, did we get that from from Dollar

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Holler? We sure dead he's a
dollar holler too, Dollar Holler? Has

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it aller? Oh? I'm telling
you, Betty, you missed your call

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as a marketing director. I know. But then, I mean, maybe

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I should go back there and be
like, hey, how about you buy

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this for a dollar? What?
What's this in that case, you know,

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it would be scale me my ideas, Betty, Betty, don't sell

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yourself more more than a dollar.
It was like a colloquial dollar. I

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mean I would I would ask for
a thallary of maybe a lot of dollars.

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But because it's a dollar store,
just think they would understand, maybe

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they have to buy each letter if
you maybe that would make okay. There

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would be a contract, Tabitha,
and I would certainly read it and make

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sure that I would sell myself to
the dollar. Holler for a dollar.

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Sounds like you were going to well
fair enough. I mean you're you're congratulations,

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you got the job. You're my
lawyer. Oh yeah, you're my

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legal representation. Well, all right, so I'm just gonna now have I

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feel a little strange here because I'm
just gonna break a piece off of this

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cross. Is that okay? Is
that sacrilegious? No? Is it sacrilicious?

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I'd think it is all right?
And Russell Stover weighing in it a

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full half ounce less. Now we're
each gonna try these. But tab you

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may have noticed that I have not
yet tempted thee Well, it was like

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a little easter egg hidden and I
figured you you were just gonna leave it

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hid. On the third day,
you rolled the stone away and there was

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me saying, not so fast,
Tabitha. Nobody was supposed to be in

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there. So I'm gonna break a
little piece off. But I'm gonna tempt

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you to eat this entire Russell Stover
cross as fast as you can. I

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want to see you borderline hurt yourself. I don't know, well, you

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know what, you know what,
look at this If you look at it

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from the side, and the packaging
looks bigger than it is. It's about

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an inch deep, and when you
take it out half an inch or less,

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Classic Stover, you got stovered.
Tab you done got stovered, all

402
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right over Stover. So first off, let's try the larger cross not yet

403
00:30:08.279 --> 00:30:12.079
from our friends at Palmer. I'm
just looking at the color comparison. I'm

404
00:30:12.160 --> 00:30:18.440
seeing that the Palmer cross is lighter
in color, which could indicate a larger

405
00:30:18.480 --> 00:30:22.880
milk component to the milk chocolate.
But I'm also noticing that the wood is

406
00:30:22.960 --> 00:30:26.680
textured. It is it is wood
is a faux wooden cross, and they've

407
00:30:26.720 --> 00:30:30.599
really taken their time. The flowers
are identifiable, so whoever they have working

408
00:30:30.640 --> 00:30:34.759
over there in their design department and
at Palmer is really doing a terrific job.

409
00:30:34.960 --> 00:30:41.240
Yeah, commendable. The Russell Stover
is more along the lines of a

410
00:30:41.319 --> 00:30:45.839
cleverly shaped but standard chocolate bar with
sort of a quick tip of the hat

411
00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:52.039
to the idea of a flower without
really ever holding its hand. But at

412
00:30:52.079 --> 00:30:56.519
least there's a bow and some some
semblance of flowers or plant on the like.

413
00:30:56.559 --> 00:30:59.799
I said, it's like they knew
there should be flowers, but they

414
00:30:59.799 --> 00:31:03.160
don't know what they look like.
It looks like you sliced an onion in

415
00:31:03.240 --> 00:31:06.559
two and just put the bottom half
on there and some leaves under it.

416
00:31:06.839 --> 00:31:15.359
That that's so rustle, all right, rust show. I'm gonna try the

417
00:31:15.640 --> 00:31:21.279
I'm gonna try the palm or one
first. I was surprised, surprised.

418
00:31:21.319 --> 00:31:23.920
It's the same chocolate that the ears
are made from. It just doesn't taste

419
00:31:23.920 --> 00:31:27.440
like chocolate, sir. It doesn't
taste like fun. I can tell you

420
00:31:27.519 --> 00:31:33.680
that it tastes like punishment. M
hm. Remember that one time I freaked

421
00:31:33.680 --> 00:31:37.720
out and went chocolate crazy in my
house and tried to eat Baker's chocolate and

422
00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:40.720
it I just kept eating it,
and it kept disappointing. This is like

423
00:31:40.839 --> 00:31:44.240
that all over again, except when
you're not yelling at me to calm down.

424
00:31:44.599 --> 00:31:45.759
I can't if you want me to
tell no, I'm fine, I'm

425
00:31:45.759 --> 00:31:49.200
fine. Okay, all right,
Let's try Russell Stover because at least maybe

426
00:31:49.240 --> 00:31:53.039
the chocolate's better. Now do I
start my challenge now? Or do I

427
00:31:53.200 --> 00:31:59.079
taste it with you? Well?
I'm tasting that now. Will I see?

428
00:31:59.480 --> 00:32:01.680
The quality of the chocolate with Russell
Stover has never been the issue?

429
00:32:02.119 --> 00:32:05.599
God, say, I'm kind of
glad we're ending with this one. Wow,

430
00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:09.519
well, it looks like Russell Stover
has risen from the grave. Nope,

431
00:32:09.680 --> 00:32:14.039
I think it's just that the bar
has lowered itself further into the crypt

432
00:32:14.119 --> 00:32:17.160
alrighty, all right, Tabitha.
I want to see you just pulverize that

433
00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:22.279
thing like a zombie tears through a
baby. That would scare you. Let's

434
00:32:22.279 --> 00:32:25.599
say it's like a tornado tearing through
a zombie town. Okay, DOKEI town

435
00:32:25.640 --> 00:32:31.799
of zombie here comes. You just
got zombo zombie Nato. Now this is

436
00:32:31.839 --> 00:32:37.039
more of performance art than like,
um than professional sports. Wow. Two

437
00:32:37.319 --> 00:32:49.599
three? Get my god, that
was scary, tab what's going through your

438
00:32:49.640 --> 00:32:55.359
heart? Right now? Hey?
The whole crosses in my mouth. Oh,

439
00:32:55.440 --> 00:33:01.599
I'm in you're you are in the
chew phase. M. You sound

440
00:33:01.640 --> 00:33:06.039
like you're in pain. Mm.
Why do I wear a white blouse today?

441
00:33:06.880 --> 00:33:10.559
It's a good question. Oh you're
drooling, you're doing get it?

442
00:33:10.759 --> 00:33:14.839
Oh you got it, you got
it before it rolled off the chin.

443
00:33:15.680 --> 00:33:19.599
Gross. M. The meltability is
a little high, and this one,

444
00:33:19.599 --> 00:33:22.680
which is good. Yeah, yeah, it's probably saving you right now.

445
00:33:23.119 --> 00:33:27.079
It's like doing some of that chewing
for you, because I can hear those

446
00:33:27.119 --> 00:33:30.319
mouth sounds and you are just working
furiously. Can I ask you a question?

447
00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:34.319
Oh? Please? Do I stand
like a turkey when I ate that

448
00:33:34.920 --> 00:33:37.559
a little bit? It's kind of
like an angry turkey that that thought that

449
00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:42.519
either it was going to get to
eat its way out of death or that

450
00:33:42.599 --> 00:33:46.759
it finally had the ability to tell
off the industrialized farming community. That's how

451
00:33:46.759 --> 00:33:53.039
I felt. I'm done. Oh
you did it? You ain't tab round

452
00:33:53.039 --> 00:33:59.720
of applause for Tabitha Hutcheson, All
right, Well that wasn't. Yeah,

453
00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:05.519
fine, challenge pity well accomplishable and
somewhat tasty. Well, then that's a

454
00:34:05.599 --> 00:34:09.360
win for everyone. And it is
truly an Eastern miracle. So let's look

455
00:34:09.360 --> 00:34:15.159
back over everything that we've done and
Sadden experienced. Tonight, I would say,

456
00:34:15.239 --> 00:34:20.320
at the very bottom of this crazy, crazy easter. I mean,

457
00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:23.039
this is like a psychedelic drug trip
from all those movies from back in the

458
00:34:23.079 --> 00:34:28.159
sixties that I refused to watch.
I think the worst thing we had was

459
00:34:28.440 --> 00:34:32.840
the Mighty Maltballs. The Mechel Mags
were just terrible at bottom of the heat.

460
00:34:34.039 --> 00:34:38.800
Everything about them was either a lie
or a deliberate misdirection. It was

461
00:34:38.840 --> 00:34:44.440
like an Ocean's eleven but from my
tongue and there except for there wasn't any

462
00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:47.480
of those handsome boys in it.
It was like that Street Magic, but

463
00:34:47.639 --> 00:34:53.039
in packaged form. Yeah, that
horrible Chris Angel who yeah exactly, oh

464
00:34:53.519 --> 00:35:00.280
yeah, meeting that reap magic,
mikeled Megs coming in just a out of

465
00:35:00.320 --> 00:35:04.480
those. I mean, it's a
fight for last place, it really is.

466
00:35:04.559 --> 00:35:08.960
Everybody just wants to be underneath the
bar of acceptability. I would put

467
00:35:09.000 --> 00:35:14.960
the ears next, okay, I
mean, and I gotta tell you,

468
00:35:15.039 --> 00:35:19.920
I'm averaging our experiences because I'd put
the carrots in. But but I saw

469
00:35:19.960 --> 00:35:22.519
the weird buzzy light in your eyes
and you just kept hitting that carrot.

470
00:35:22.559 --> 00:35:24.880
So I think it's gonna come in
ahead of the eggs because at least you

471
00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:30.639
enjoyed them. I was gonna put
the miniature Arlington National crosses on. Oh

472
00:35:30.679 --> 00:35:34.400
my goodness, how did I forget
those? You're one hundred percent right.

473
00:35:34.719 --> 00:35:39.599
The next worst thing where the tiny, dusty, nebulously flavored candy crosses that

474
00:35:39.679 --> 00:35:45.239
came in a sealed metal egg with
air holes. Everything about that makes me

475
00:35:45.320 --> 00:35:49.639
wonder why we ate them? As
I described it to you, there was

476
00:35:49.679 --> 00:35:54.559
no shortage of warnings to what we
experienced in retrospect. Why why did we

477
00:35:54.639 --> 00:35:58.760
even go through with it? I
mean, there were so many red flags.

478
00:35:58.800 --> 00:36:01.320
It was it felt like the Communist
had one. They were taking over

479
00:36:01.360 --> 00:36:06.119
and making us make iPhones. Oh
that's awful. I don't want to do

480
00:36:06.159 --> 00:36:08.840
that. I don't want that many
red flags, and honestly, I don't

481
00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:13.199
want to make electronics. I thought
about it, and I've decided it's just

482
00:36:13.360 --> 00:36:15.840
too late for this old dog to
learn those new tricks. I don't blame

483
00:36:15.840 --> 00:36:21.079
you. I don't want to learn
communism. So we're even perfect. Moving

484
00:36:21.239 --> 00:36:23.360
on. Now, we got the
ears. Yeah, now the ears.

485
00:36:23.639 --> 00:36:28.639
Those were confusing in shape, But
at least when you unwrapped, and they

486
00:36:28.679 --> 00:36:32.239
looked just like they did when they
were wrapped, So points for presentation,

487
00:36:32.519 --> 00:36:37.519
all those points instantly burned in a
giant campfire called my hopes and dreams of

488
00:36:37.559 --> 00:36:42.920
a delicious crispy candy. That's how
that turned out. It could have been

489
00:36:42.920 --> 00:36:46.199
saved if you'd use real milk chocolate. It was like a silver tongue devil

490
00:36:46.239 --> 00:36:50.239
that came into town told me that
my hair was pretting. The next thing

491
00:36:50.280 --> 00:36:52.639
I know, my credit cards are
gone and all the wheels are off my

492
00:36:52.719 --> 00:36:54.679
car. Patty, you don't have
to tell that story again. We all

493
00:36:54.760 --> 00:37:00.880
Well, I'm just saying it brought
those feelings of betrayal by so excited.

494
00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:06.679
Moving on, I put the carrots
above the ears. The carrots frightened and

495
00:37:06.800 --> 00:37:09.039
hurt me, but you seem to
really take a shine to them. And

496
00:37:09.039 --> 00:37:13.840
I thought the carrots pretty good,
to a degree that I found alarming and

497
00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:17.559
possibly I'm gonna have to talk to
Chuck about it. Oh that that seems

498
00:37:17.559 --> 00:37:21.320
threatening, Well, I mean it's
it's up to you. If you can

499
00:37:21.360 --> 00:37:24.000
be responsible, then we won't have
a problem, will we. Tab I

500
00:37:24.039 --> 00:37:28.159
haven't taken ears from you forcibly yet, you see, do you see it.

501
00:37:28.239 --> 00:37:30.199
Did you hear what you just did
there? Huh? Yeah. See,

502
00:37:30.239 --> 00:37:35.199
there's there's little, little, tiny
warnings what this is. You are

503
00:37:35.320 --> 00:37:38.840
not unlike a metal egg right now
with air holes. There's just enough warnings

504
00:37:38.880 --> 00:37:44.039
that a smart person would see that
maybe there's a problem on the horizon regarding

505
00:37:44.239 --> 00:37:49.079
these white powder filled carrots. Excuse
me, I am not communist, No,

506
00:37:49.079 --> 00:37:51.920
no one, no one would ever
accuse you with that, Tabitha.

507
00:37:52.079 --> 00:37:55.960
I would destroy you before I let
that happen. What now then? What

508
00:37:57.039 --> 00:38:00.760
do we so? What's what's next? Good question? Oh? My good

509
00:38:00.800 --> 00:38:04.239
crosses? Yeah, the cross says, I would say, and I will

510
00:38:04.280 --> 00:38:12.960
stand by the old chocolate cross tear
At last Russell Stover were laid down?

511
00:38:13.840 --> 00:38:15.679
Is that? Is that how itppening? It is? If you say so.

512
00:38:15.960 --> 00:38:21.400
I've never heard the Russell Stover him
before, and I would imagine that

513
00:38:21.440 --> 00:38:24.639
they are sung in the darkest of
churches at the midnightest of evenings, only

514
00:38:24.639 --> 00:38:30.000
when everyone's wearing like a pumpkin mask
and someone's carrying a snake. At least,

515
00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:34.679
that's the nightmare that I had where
that seemed appropriate. That scares me,

516
00:38:36.119 --> 00:38:38.559
even if you imagine that that's a
little bit scary. But it's a

517
00:38:38.599 --> 00:38:44.440
bad dream. Oh, it's just
it's just a bad dream. I just

518
00:38:44.599 --> 00:38:51.719
I just have bad dreams about people
in masks. We're holding serpents in the

519
00:38:51.800 --> 00:38:54.920
darkest of midnightest places. Well,
it just seems like that's the place where

520
00:38:54.920 --> 00:38:58.840
this sort of thing would fly free
and easy, and there's probably like rock

521
00:38:59.000 --> 00:39:01.880
music like the food. My goodness, don't even say they're fealthy. Fealthy

522
00:39:01.960 --> 00:39:06.400
names. I'm sure that that's our
reference to something having to do with intercourse.

523
00:39:07.199 --> 00:39:09.760
But for this one, Palmer,
oh my goodness, you're you're losing

524
00:39:09.800 --> 00:39:14.320
to Russell Stover. Russell Stover's kind
of in a league of his own here.

525
00:39:14.440 --> 00:39:17.519
Yeah, Palmer, how are you
going to wake up in the morning

526
00:39:17.559 --> 00:39:22.280
look yourself in the mirror saying I
got beat by a Russell Stover cross that

527
00:39:22.360 --> 00:39:27.679
was even smaller. You got a
smaller Russell Stover cross. The chocolate was

528
00:39:27.719 --> 00:39:30.960
delicious, I mean, and maybe
I'm just saying that because my mouth had

529
00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:35.840
been betrayed so many times, but
I felt the Russell Stover was the better

530
00:39:35.880 --> 00:39:38.039
of the two crosses. Tab you
got a little bit fuller flavor of it

531
00:39:38.079 --> 00:39:42.119
than I did. Sure did.
What do you think smooth, creamy,

532
00:39:42.199 --> 00:39:47.920
multiple good. Yeah. And the
Palmer Cross was no joke. It was

533
00:39:49.079 --> 00:39:53.599
a weird chemical knockoff that made me
regret that someone ever told Palmer about chocolate.

534
00:39:53.719 --> 00:39:58.199
But finally crafted and I suspect,
yeah, now that is a good

535
00:39:58.239 --> 00:40:02.880
point. The one again, much
like the Bunniers the folk wood carving,

536
00:40:04.039 --> 00:40:07.760
the molds that they use are of
highest quality, which I feel like maybe

537
00:40:07.920 --> 00:40:13.079
takes the money out of that budget
and put it into buying chocolate as opposed

538
00:40:13.119 --> 00:40:17.719
to brown paint and then kil drying
it so we think it's chocolate. Yeah.

539
00:40:19.000 --> 00:40:21.559
I think they call it blaze.
Yeah. I think what they do

540
00:40:21.679 --> 00:40:25.000
is they collect hobo tiers and then
render them down until they turn dark,

541
00:40:25.119 --> 00:40:29.639
viscous brown because of all the nicotine
in their blood and fluids. They make

542
00:40:29.679 --> 00:40:32.239
a hobo ru. Yeah, it
is a hobo ru and then they pour

543
00:40:32.360 --> 00:40:38.440
that into a mold. But they've
gotten like very very internationally esteemed candy sculptors

544
00:40:38.440 --> 00:40:40.519
to make them mold, so it's
like everyone's like, oh, well,

545
00:40:40.559 --> 00:40:44.920
I guess this is performance art.
And you know, no one ever tells

546
00:40:44.960 --> 00:40:46.480
you're not supposed to eat it.
Then they package it and then they goes

547
00:40:46.519 --> 00:40:50.400
off to dollar Haller and you buy
it because you're not a part of the

548
00:40:50.440 --> 00:40:52.599
indie chocolate scene. You just think
it's just chocolate and you eat it and

549
00:40:52.639 --> 00:40:58.280
someone's like, oh, did you
understand what the percentage of free trade cocaw

550
00:40:58.559 --> 00:41:00.360
was in that? And I said
no, it just tasted like an awful

551
00:41:00.400 --> 00:41:06.239
cross And now I can't go to
any gallery openings for high class candy efficionados.

552
00:41:06.960 --> 00:41:10.280
It's exactly like that. Thank you. And finally I would say,

553
00:41:10.440 --> 00:41:15.920
top of the list, thank you
Lindora for knowing what you're doing and doing

554
00:41:15.960 --> 00:41:20.639
it so well, even if you
keep trying to slip a nipple into it,

555
00:41:20.960 --> 00:41:23.360
even them nipple slips can't keep our
tongues off of them. It's so

556
00:41:23.480 --> 00:41:27.679
true, Tab, It's so true. And thank you to Dollar Holler for

557
00:41:28.400 --> 00:41:31.599
carrying Lindor truffles. Absolutely, maybe
it was a diverted shipment in the mafia

558
00:41:31.679 --> 00:41:35.400
was involved. I don't care.
As long as something brought it to my

559
00:41:35.480 --> 00:41:38.840
doorstep for one dollar, I couldn't
have been any happy. Oh my goodness,

560
00:41:38.840 --> 00:41:43.159
So that that will do it for
this amazing Easter episode. Now,

561
00:41:43.280 --> 00:41:45.960
did you notice that at no point
did we have a jelly bean or a

562
00:41:45.000 --> 00:41:50.159
fruit flavored anything true. That's very
interesting to me. Yeah, well,

563
00:41:50.280 --> 00:41:52.440
you just never know what's going to
happen at Easter. Sometimes you don't get

564
00:41:52.480 --> 00:41:55.639
all of it, you get just
it's impossible. It's impossible. But I

565
00:41:55.679 --> 00:42:00.599
think what we saw was something so
strange and interesting that our list can't help

566
00:42:00.599 --> 00:42:05.440
but enjoy our journey, some kind
of door to another candid dimension. We

567
00:42:05.480 --> 00:42:08.320
went to candy Narnia and there was
the tiny little half devil who said,

568
00:42:08.360 --> 00:42:15.159
hey, eat all this, and
it was anything but Turkish delightful. Mm

569
00:42:15.800 --> 00:42:22.400
you ever had turkish to lat tab? No future episode, future episode from

570
00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:27.440
fantasy movie. That's right, Fantasy
Candy, all of your wildest candy fantasies

571
00:42:27.440 --> 00:42:31.320
coming true. I'll just have me
some Gerard Butler, I mean tab,

572
00:42:32.519 --> 00:42:38.119
I will well, I mean hush, Betty Well. I guess that means

573
00:42:38.119 --> 00:42:42.199
I can have some of those Ocean
eleven boys, just wrapped up with a

574
00:42:42.280 --> 00:42:46.039
ribbon. Sure to each their own. That's what we say here on candy

575
00:42:46.119 --> 00:42:52.119
Chat, never each their own their
own. Thank you so much for joining

576
00:42:52.159 --> 00:42:55.440
us. Thank you. We'll be
back so soon with more amazing delicious treats,

577
00:42:55.440 --> 00:43:00.480
but we'll be far more skeptical of
any entries. From Palmer and it's

578
00:43:00.519 --> 00:43:02.920
always I'm sure Russell Stover will find
a way to force his way in.

579
00:43:04.400 --> 00:43:07.840
Yeah, I waste. It's like
a home invader, a mouth invader.

580
00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:10.679
He is a mouth invader. All
right, Well have it, have y'all

581
00:43:10.719 --> 00:43:16.960
a blessed Easter. Happy Easter,
God Blast, God Blast, Bye bye

582
00:43:17.039 --> 00:43:23.360
bye. He rose up. Can
I can you just give me the give

583
00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:27.880
me those carrots. Please just give
me the key, get carrot carts,

584
00:43:27.960 --> 00:43:31.159
give me the carrot, Give me
those carrots. I want the carrots now.

585
00:43:35.079 --> 00:43:37.639
I will give you the carrots after
I speak to Chuck, and he

586
00:43:37.840 --> 00:43:49.079
lives forever to he