WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.560 --> 00:00:04.240 Friday, Fallon's microphone didn't work, So give me a little test. Hello. 2 00:00:04.360 --> 00:00:11.640 Testing. Testing reminds me of a story in ninth grade. Missus Trent 3 00:00:11.919 --> 00:00:15.199 or Miss Trent. She was the hot teacher. She was probably twenty six 4 00:00:15.240 --> 00:00:18.679 years old, and in eighth grade, we boys knew Miss Trent was hot, 5 00:00:19.120 --> 00:00:21.480 and so we were always like, you know, we felt a little 6 00:00:21.480 --> 00:00:25.719 bit different about her than other teachers. So one time she was talking to 7 00:00:25.800 --> 00:00:28.519 us, she said, Okay, coming up tomorrow, don't forget, you're 8 00:00:28.519 --> 00:00:34.719 gonna have little tests. And Scott Roscoe, who was like the cutest boy 9 00:00:34.759 --> 00:00:44.119 in the class, he started laughing and Missus Trent started laughing at little tests. 10 00:00:44.119 --> 00:00:47.799 And that comes to mind when you said a little testing and the rest 11 00:00:47.799 --> 00:00:50.560 of us didn't get it. We're all like, oh get it, Oh 12 00:00:51.560 --> 00:00:55.719 oh yeah, testies. Okay, a hot teacher when you were a kid 13 00:00:55.799 --> 00:00:59.359 hot, like a hot math teacher when in high school or something. There 14 00:00:59.439 --> 00:01:02.479 was one that came in that I think some of this student's thought was attractive, 15 00:01:03.119 --> 00:01:06.879 like my senior year or junior senior year. But you know what's interesting 16 00:01:06.879 --> 00:01:08.480 that you bring that up. I for some reason, I don't I think 17 00:01:08.519 --> 00:01:15.719 she passed away the one of the first I think women that hooked up with 18 00:01:15.799 --> 00:01:19.120 like a young student. I can't think of her name. It was a 19 00:01:19.159 --> 00:01:23.760 really famous case. Okay, she that I just saw like it on a 20 00:01:23.760 --> 00:01:27.680 People magazine or something story. I think she passed away, but it was. 21 00:01:29.319 --> 00:01:32.159 It's like one of those things where you don't think about as much when 22 00:01:32.200 --> 00:01:36.120 you're younger because it doesn't seem as weird until you're an adult, because when 23 00:01:36.159 --> 00:01:38.319 you're younger, you think you're older and more mature than you are. Okay, 24 00:01:38.480 --> 00:01:42.760 so when you like have a crush on a teacher and you're sixteen, 25 00:01:42.840 --> 00:01:45.599 you're like, but they're twenty seven, that's not that big of a difference. 26 00:01:45.599 --> 00:01:48.000 And when you're an adult, you're like, no, that's that is 27 00:01:48.040 --> 00:01:53.120 a difference at that age. And so this teacher I cannot think of her 28 00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:57.760 name. You might be able to figure her out. She her She she 29 00:01:57.959 --> 00:02:00.560 was like his like second, third or fourth great teacher. And they started 30 00:02:00.560 --> 00:02:04.640 hooking up, and was like twelve or thirteen, and she's in her thirties 31 00:02:04.640 --> 00:02:07.599 and they ended up having kids together, Like I think they got married. 32 00:02:07.560 --> 00:02:10.520 She got out of jail. I think she ended up was impregnant in prison 33 00:02:10.560 --> 00:02:14.280 for a little while yep, I don't remember her name either. Yeah, 34 00:02:14.520 --> 00:02:15.759 but I was just like, as an adult, I look at that, 35 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:20.840 I'm like, in what world you was a thirty something year old woman looked 36 00:02:20.879 --> 00:02:25.479 at a twelve like it's disgusting. They have that documentary about Jared out from 37 00:02:25.479 --> 00:02:30.599 Subway, no chance all even I woon't even like open that documentary. This 38 00:02:30.639 --> 00:02:34.039 is so gross to me. Well, I find this if you look, 39 00:02:34.240 --> 00:02:37.840 and I'm not trying to make a joke in any way whatsoever, but if 40 00:02:37.840 --> 00:02:42.039 you look at the history of the teachers that are twenty eight or thirty years 41 00:02:42.039 --> 00:02:46.599 old who are sleeping with a twelve year old fourteen year old boy student, 42 00:02:46.120 --> 00:02:52.000 they're almost always attractive. And we cannot, for the life of me figure 43 00:02:52.039 --> 00:02:57.919 out what that is that would make an attractive woman that could probably get sex 44 00:02:57.960 --> 00:03:01.120 with anybody, any adult that she wants to, male or female, that 45 00:03:01.280 --> 00:03:07.000 she would choose a twelve year old thirteen, fourteen year old boy. Because 46 00:03:07.000 --> 00:03:08.479 if you do look it up, and maybe you will, maybe you won't. 47 00:03:08.520 --> 00:03:14.159 Maybe you've noticed this that almost without fail, they're much more attractive than 48 00:03:14.199 --> 00:03:19.400 average, and maybe it's because they're so used to getting what they want sexually 49 00:03:19.919 --> 00:03:23.120 that now they want something that they can't. I don't know. Yeah, 50 00:03:23.280 --> 00:03:25.680 I don't even want to try to think about that. So, yeah, 51 00:03:25.680 --> 00:03:30.800 we're talking about hot teachers. I knew a teacher who graduated from college. 52 00:03:30.240 --> 00:03:34.199 She got a job teaching high school, I think, and she said on 53 00:03:34.240 --> 00:03:37.439 the first day one of her students called her babe, like yeah, babe, 54 00:03:37.680 --> 00:03:39.319 and she's like, no, no, no, you do not call 55 00:03:39.400 --> 00:03:43.639 me babe. I'm not your babe. Yeah, but that's got to be 56 00:03:43.680 --> 00:03:46.919 tough for a young teacher who is, you know, so close in age 57 00:03:47.159 --> 00:03:51.680 to the high school students that they think that they're like buddies. Yeah, 58 00:03:51.719 --> 00:03:53.879 I would think that would be difficult. Yeah, you'd want them to like 59 00:03:53.919 --> 00:03:58.199 thank your quote unquote cool. Yep. But that's then that gets in like 60 00:03:58.280 --> 00:04:00.439 sketchy territory of like, no, they need to show you respect. All 61 00:04:00.479 --> 00:04:03.840 right, let's get to the emails here. So what happened on Friday was 62 00:04:03.879 --> 00:04:09.159 Fallon's microphone wasn't working right. We're not really sure why, so we did 63 00:04:09.199 --> 00:04:11.719 not upload a podcast. So we're gonna go back to some emails that we 64 00:04:11.800 --> 00:04:15.199 read on Friday and today. So we're gonna zip through some of these. 65 00:04:16.800 --> 00:04:20.519 I'm listening to the HR episode of the Minnesota Goodbye, and I'm really vibing 66 00:04:20.560 --> 00:04:26.839 with whoever wrote the email about nearly seven listeners they've Dave. Dave moved to 67 00:04:26.879 --> 00:04:30.040 the next part and the writer called Dave a turd burglar, and I thought, 68 00:04:30.120 --> 00:04:32.920 wow, I've never met anybody who used that insult. They have a 69 00:04:32.959 --> 00:04:36.639 good passion about the Laser show. Loved them already. Then Dave finished off 70 00:04:36.639 --> 00:04:40.600 the email and said that was from Krista, and I thought, no way, 71 00:04:40.680 --> 00:04:44.399 we even have the same name. And then I checked my sent pox 72 00:04:44.480 --> 00:04:47.399 and realized it was me. I am her just drunk, Yes, I 73 00:04:47.480 --> 00:04:50.399 forgot. I emailed y'all when I was drinking last week. You're welcome. 74 00:04:51.199 --> 00:04:56.360 You're still the best heart emoji Christa, Thank you Christa. We got a 75 00:04:56.360 --> 00:05:00.800 big kick out of that one. All right, next one, it needs 76 00:05:00.879 --> 00:05:04.920 some relationship advice. My boyfriend or Toby, and I've been together for three 77 00:05:05.000 --> 00:05:08.160 years. I'd love him much, very much, but I feel like we're 78 00:05:08.160 --> 00:05:11.319 to point in a relationship. I need to figure out if it's something I 79 00:05:11.360 --> 00:05:14.879 want to continue with. One thing that's holding me back is his credit card 80 00:05:14.920 --> 00:05:17.399 debt, and our first year of dating is Dad bailed him out of nearly 81 00:05:17.439 --> 00:05:23.279 ten thousand dollars of debt. I did something I'm not proud of the other 82 00:05:23.360 --> 00:05:26.759 day, and I logged into his phone, accessed his credit card app, 83 00:05:26.800 --> 00:05:30.800 and saw that he is now twenty thousand in credit card debt. I know 84 00:05:30.879 --> 00:05:33.920 what I did was wrong, but I'm very unsure what to do with his 85 00:05:34.000 --> 00:05:38.240 information. Do I confront him and admit that I snooped through his phone? 86 00:05:38.480 --> 00:05:42.800 Do I even have the right to be mad based on my actions? I 87 00:05:42.839 --> 00:05:47.959 would say, yes, this is a huge problem. Once you get out 88 00:05:47.959 --> 00:05:51.480 of credit card debt, most people learned their lesson and go on never again. 89 00:05:53.240 --> 00:05:57.199 But a lot of people, just like if they quit drinking or quit 90 00:05:57.240 --> 00:06:00.639 smoking, they get back into it and they're deeper than ever. I've heard 91 00:06:00.639 --> 00:06:03.399 this a million times. I use have a friend that did debt consolidation, 92 00:06:04.000 --> 00:06:06.959 and they said, people will get out of debt, and as soon as 93 00:06:06.959 --> 00:06:10.560 they get out of it, it's like a diet. I've lost my weight. 94 00:06:11.040 --> 00:06:15.120 Now I'm going to eyehop. Yeah, and so I would say this 95 00:06:15.199 --> 00:06:17.639 is probably a deal breaker. Honestly, if you're not in so deep and 96 00:06:17.680 --> 00:06:20.560 you don't love them so much, I would say, you know what, 97 00:06:20.959 --> 00:06:25.680 I'm just done. You know into I know this week of this last podcast, 98 00:06:25.680 --> 00:06:29.759 if you do pursue things, make sure everything financially is separate. And 99 00:06:29.879 --> 00:06:32.759 I thought that was really good advice. But yeah, that makes me worried 100 00:06:32.800 --> 00:06:36.600 for you, and he's keeping it from you. And I get what you're 101 00:06:36.600 --> 00:06:40.319 saying where you feel like you did something wrong. You did, but you 102 00:06:40.360 --> 00:06:44.319 invaded as privacy. But that is the kind of thing that can really affect 103 00:06:44.319 --> 00:06:46.720 your life. I mean, my friend got married to a guy like that. 104 00:06:47.120 --> 00:06:50.879 He charged so much stuff to credit cards. When they got divorced, 105 00:06:50.959 --> 00:06:57.839 she inherited fifty percent of his credit card debt and it wrecked her. So 106 00:06:58.199 --> 00:07:01.519 be very aware of that. And I would you absolutely have to have a 107 00:07:01.519 --> 00:07:03.920 conversation be like, look, I crossed the line. I shouldn't have done 108 00:07:03.920 --> 00:07:06.920 this, but this is what I found and I'm really worried, and I 109 00:07:06.920 --> 00:07:11.120 think that's a fair conversation. It is, And would I would not get 110 00:07:11.160 --> 00:07:16.000 married until because once you sign that marriage certificate, that marriage license, you 111 00:07:16.040 --> 00:07:19.199 are now on the hook legally for half their debt. And I know that 112 00:07:19.279 --> 00:07:21.720 sucks and it doesn't seem fair. And I don't think it's just debt that 113 00:07:21.759 --> 00:07:25.480 they acquired during the marriage. I think it's debt that they'd have. Yes, 114 00:07:25.600 --> 00:07:27.720 and I could be wrong, but I would be got to tell you 115 00:07:27.800 --> 00:07:31.800 that is a twenty thousand dollars in credit card debt? Is I mean four 116 00:07:31.920 --> 00:07:35.920 thousand is a lot? Yeah, twenty thousand is like they have some really 117 00:07:36.160 --> 00:07:42.240 unhealthy relationship with money, buying easy, putting literally everything on and then never 118 00:07:42.360 --> 00:07:46.480 making a payment. Could be next one. My husband has a cousin. 119 00:07:46.720 --> 00:07:50.079 When she was twenty, she got with a guy twenty two years older than 120 00:07:50.120 --> 00:07:54.639 her, so forty two and twenty. They got engaged quickly. We never 121 00:07:54.759 --> 00:07:57.160 knew what they saw in each other. Then they called off the wedding, 122 00:07:57.199 --> 00:08:00.639 then got pregnant, then they got married in the backyard. It felt like 123 00:08:00.639 --> 00:08:03.480 this marriage was doomed from the start, And now less than two years later, 124 00:08:03.519 --> 00:08:05.120 we just got word that they are getting a divorce. It got me 125 00:08:05.160 --> 00:08:09.720 thinking, what was something you thought would never work? But its continue to 126 00:08:09.759 --> 00:08:11.439 prove you wrong. My point being, I think we all had pretty good 127 00:08:11.480 --> 00:08:16.000 instincts. So when was the time when you were wrong about something? I 128 00:08:16.079 --> 00:08:18.959 was wrong about a marriage in my family. I said, this is a 129 00:08:18.959 --> 00:08:24.000 bad idea, this should not happen, and a bunch of years later it 130 00:08:24.120 --> 00:08:26.040 seems to be going. Oh, I mean sea being going well. I 131 00:08:26.079 --> 00:08:31.399 don't think either of them are unhappy. I know they fight, but all 132 00:08:31.439 --> 00:08:33.919 couples argue about something. So I was wrong about that one, but I 133 00:08:33.960 --> 00:08:37.799 thought I was right at the time. I can't think of anything specifics. 134 00:08:37.799 --> 00:08:41.360 Sorry, that's right, all right. Next one, let's see. I 135 00:08:41.480 --> 00:08:48.480 heard you mention that actually, this is one that she wrote last week about 136 00:08:48.559 --> 00:08:54.639 me and Alison going flying. Your daughter you and go I'm trying to rush 137 00:08:54.679 --> 00:08:56.600 and I get ahead of myself. I heard that you used to go flying 138 00:08:56.600 --> 00:09:00.960 with your daughter every year, but now you just take photos in the airplane 139 00:09:00.960 --> 00:09:03.559 because she is too worried about the risks and she is a new mom. 140 00:09:03.960 --> 00:09:05.360 Did it every year for twenty five years. I don't know if you remember 141 00:09:05.399 --> 00:09:09.600 me, but five years ago I wrote to you about losing my own dad, 142 00:09:09.679 --> 00:09:11.799 who was a pilot like you. We grew up owning a little Cessna, 143 00:09:13.080 --> 00:09:16.080 an airstrip in the hayfield behind our home. I rode in when I 144 00:09:16.120 --> 00:09:18.440 lost my dad to cancer, and I was going through an awful time, 145 00:09:18.440 --> 00:09:22.159 and you were kind enough to offer to take me up for one last flight 146 00:09:22.559 --> 00:09:26.159 in my dad's plane before we had to sell it. I couldn't do it. 147 00:09:26.159 --> 00:09:28.600 It was too hard, but the offer will always mean the world to 148 00:09:28.639 --> 00:09:31.039 me. Anyway, I want to tell you that I was much like your 149 00:09:31.120 --> 00:09:35.440 daughter, and when my kids were born, I suddenly went from no fear 150 00:09:35.480 --> 00:09:37.960 of flying to this concern that I needed to keep my kids safe and I 151 00:09:37.960 --> 00:09:41.360 would never let them fly with him. My dad was much like you and 152 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:46.000 took photos or drove down the runway. We just took photos or drove down 153 00:09:46.039 --> 00:09:48.440 the one way. He never once questioned my decision or made me feel bad 154 00:09:48.480 --> 00:09:52.919 about it. However, now I regret my kids never had those special memories 155 00:09:52.960 --> 00:09:54.960 with my dad like I did. Not sure what the answer is because I 156 00:09:56.000 --> 00:09:58.519 completely understand Allison's feelings. I was the same way. Just want to pass 157 00:09:58.559 --> 00:10:01.519 along my own perspective now and I hope you get the chance to take your 158 00:10:01.559 --> 00:10:05.039 grandkids flying. Love the show and want so much to meet you in person 159 00:10:05.120 --> 00:10:09.200 someday come to the State Fair, because we're at the State Fair. Probably 160 00:10:09.240 --> 00:10:13.559 the first Saturday the State Fair, like noon until four or something like. 161 00:10:13.000 --> 00:10:16.759 Yeah, the first Saturday, the easiest way to meet us. Thanks for 162 00:10:16.840 --> 00:10:20.960 that, Alison and I have missed this year. We usually do it May 163 00:10:22.120 --> 00:10:26.720 or June. We've got to do it, because we're halfway through July already 164 00:10:26.159 --> 00:10:28.360 and we are going to do it. We don't have plans not to. 165 00:10:28.519 --> 00:10:33.080 We just haven't done it yet. Yeah, all right, Now, here 166 00:10:31.879 --> 00:10:35.480 are emails that came in for the Minnesota good Bye yesterday. About a week 167 00:10:35.519 --> 00:10:39.960 ago, I sent you guys an email about people soliciting. I'm usually a 168 00:10:39.000 --> 00:10:43.519 day behind in the podcast, but I heard you guys mentioned it about a 169 00:10:43.600 --> 00:10:46.480 day before I sent the email. So this past weekend, I'm grilling in 170 00:10:46.519 --> 00:10:50.480 the backyard. Two people came walking into my backyard. Oh my gosh, 171 00:10:50.559 --> 00:10:54.840 they caught me by surprise. I have two no soliciting signs, one by 172 00:10:54.840 --> 00:10:58.320 the front door, one by the side door. They both clearly walked by 173 00:10:58.440 --> 00:11:01.639 right past them. I saw, I said no soliciting. One of them 174 00:11:01.639 --> 00:11:03.039 said, oh, we're not selling anything. I said no, thanks, 175 00:11:03.080 --> 00:11:07.399 sorry, and they both walked away. I think that some people, if 176 00:11:07.440 --> 00:11:13.200 they're maybe a scientology or Jehovah's witness, they're going we're not selling anything. 177 00:11:13.200 --> 00:11:16.679 It's like, no, still, you're soliciting. Yeah. There was a 178 00:11:16.720 --> 00:11:20.720 girl outside the Twins stadium yesterday handing out little business cards. Oh and I 179 00:11:20.759 --> 00:11:24.159 thought, oh, maybe it's screen printing, you know, maybe I need 180 00:11:24.200 --> 00:11:28.120 some screen printing done. And it was for scientology. Oh and I don't 181 00:11:28.759 --> 00:11:33.960 believe in scientology, but I respect her right to be out there on the 182 00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:37.000 plaza and hand out cards that she thinks, yeah, are going to help 183 00:11:37.000 --> 00:11:39.679 people. Did they have like a message on or I didn't read it. 184 00:11:39.720 --> 00:11:43.159 I mean I saw the word scientology and I said thanks. They put into 185 00:11:43.159 --> 00:11:46.759 my pocket and I threw it away last night. But I respect what works 186 00:11:46.799 --> 00:11:50.279 for you. If you are Buddhist and it works for you, I respect 187 00:11:50.320 --> 00:11:54.519 it. If you are Protestant Lutheran, it works for you, I respect 188 00:11:54.519 --> 00:11:58.960 it. And I know that right now, it's very, very popular to 189 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:05.240 bash all Chris because there is for people who don't know, there is an 190 00:12:05.320 --> 00:12:09.320 idea that all Christians are anti gay. That is so far from the truth, 191 00:12:09.360 --> 00:12:13.559 but it's a very popular, ignorant message to believe there's a lot of 192 00:12:13.639 --> 00:12:16.480 Christians that are gay. I know several Christians that are gay or have a 193 00:12:16.519 --> 00:12:20.399 sister or family member who's gay, and a lot of churches, you know, 194 00:12:20.440 --> 00:12:24.519 they got the rainbow flag out there. But I think it's very popular 195 00:12:24.600 --> 00:12:28.679 tooth say all Christians are anti gay, and it's no, it's not. 196 00:12:30.120 --> 00:12:33.840 Some are, but most are not, So I wanted to remind you of 197 00:12:33.879 --> 00:12:37.799 that, all right, next one, don't say my name. The other 198 00:12:37.840 --> 00:12:41.039 day, you guys were talking about peen in public. My daughter is two 199 00:12:41.120 --> 00:12:43.720 turning three in a few months, had an accident a few days ago at 200 00:12:43.720 --> 00:12:46.919 a public pool. She is potty trained, but on this day she's playing 201 00:12:46.960 --> 00:12:50.840 with her cousins, so for whatever reason, she was holding onto a pee. 202 00:12:50.440 --> 00:12:56.480 When she finally tells me she needed to go. It was not to 203 00:12:56.600 --> 00:12:58.840 go. It was out, not near the pool water. Before we made 204 00:12:58.879 --> 00:13:03.200 it to the bathroom, there was a lady there that saw what happened started 205 00:13:03.279 --> 00:13:05.799 yelling at my daughter and me. I apologized to the lady and took my 206 00:13:05.840 --> 00:13:09.039 daughter to the bathroom. Thirty minutes went by. The lady came back with 207 00:13:09.080 --> 00:13:11.840 an employee and started to yell at us with my daughter and my daughter again 208 00:13:13.240 --> 00:13:16.600 that they should kick us out. I apologized to the lady and explained that 209 00:13:16.639 --> 00:13:20.080 it never happened before. She couldn't hold it in. It was an accident. 210 00:13:20.120 --> 00:13:22.320 I was so angry at the lady for publicly shaming and yelling at my 211 00:13:22.399 --> 00:13:26.720 daughter in front of everybody. If my wife didn't call me down, it 212 00:13:26.799 --> 00:13:31.799 would have been bad. Was I wrong to be angry? No? For 213 00:13:31.879 --> 00:13:35.879 the most part, No. But I would have also been annoyed if I 214 00:13:35.879 --> 00:13:39.320 saw somebody whose little girl was peen on the deck of the pool, no 215 00:13:39.360 --> 00:13:43.279 matter what, because they're really I get it. I've had little kids. 216 00:13:43.639 --> 00:13:46.360 They do have accidents. I know you didn't mean to. She's two turning 217 00:13:46.440 --> 00:13:52.159 three. They get excited, they don't want to go to the bathroom because 218 00:13:52.159 --> 00:13:56.720 they're having such fun. Yeah, but at the same time, the woman 219 00:13:56.840 --> 00:14:01.080 probably didn't completely understand that. Also, you could have just been a total 220 00:14:01.120 --> 00:14:03.360 bitch. Yeah, I was gonna say, did you clean it up? 221 00:14:03.360 --> 00:14:05.399 If you clean it up, then what's the problem. Well, how do 222 00:14:05.440 --> 00:14:07.320 you clean it up? Do you take a towel and soak it up? 223 00:14:07.360 --> 00:14:09.799 I think you'd have to get towels or paper towels somewhere. It's not like 224 00:14:09.799 --> 00:14:13.679 you're gonna have like a cleaner or you know. Honestly, if that happened 225 00:14:13.840 --> 00:14:18.159 for me, I probably would go tell someone. You know, the same 226 00:14:18.200 --> 00:14:20.679 as if you spill a drink somewhere, you go tell someone to like, 227 00:14:20.759 --> 00:14:24.279 have someone like mop it up. Maybe because you don't want anyone else running 228 00:14:24.320 --> 00:14:28.360 through that. But I get it that the woman bringing over people to shame 229 00:14:28.879 --> 00:14:33.120 is a bit much, especially to the kid. I think the woman could 230 00:14:33.159 --> 00:14:37.000 have gone over and just told someone be like, hey, this happened over 231 00:14:37.000 --> 00:14:39.919 there. If it really bothered or this happened over there, I don't think, 232 00:14:41.039 --> 00:14:41.960 you know, go can you go clean it up? Or talk to 233 00:14:43.000 --> 00:14:46.320 them? I mean, I guess I don't know, but I would ask 234 00:14:46.440 --> 00:14:48.200 like, what did the woman want you to do? I mean, I'm 235 00:14:48.240 --> 00:14:52.279 sure that you know if that had been grandma with a little two year old 236 00:14:52.279 --> 00:14:56.519 and the two year old Pete on the pool deck, what would Grandma have 237 00:14:56.639 --> 00:15:00.720 done? And I'm trying to think what would I have done? And it's 238 00:15:01.240 --> 00:15:05.799 it's p it's gross. I don't know. I probably would have told a 239 00:15:05.840 --> 00:15:09.200 life card or somebody, hey, my daughter Pete over here? Is there 240 00:15:09.279 --> 00:15:13.080 something I should do? I don't know, all right? Next one, 241 00:15:13.600 --> 00:15:16.120 I was listening to the podcast while I was cleaning bathrooms, and I am 242 00:15:16.159 --> 00:15:20.840 frustrated with that asshole the call then saying that the mom who misses her old 243 00:15:20.919 --> 00:15:24.399 life is selfish and self centered. Last week, I think we talked to 244 00:15:24.440 --> 00:15:26.799 her, but it could have been an email she said, I am a 245 00:15:26.840 --> 00:15:30.240 mom. I get a three year old. I missed my old party days. 246 00:15:30.279 --> 00:15:31.799 I used to go out, go to the clubs, meet guys, 247 00:15:31.919 --> 00:15:35.679 make out in the parking lot. I missed my old Now I'm a mom. 248 00:15:35.200 --> 00:15:37.960 And I used to get home at five thirty in the morning, which 249 00:15:39.000 --> 00:15:41.600 is now the time that I wake up to take care of my daughter. 250 00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:45.039 And she's like, I miss it. I miss being a party girl, 251 00:15:45.080 --> 00:15:48.759 I miss my previous life, and I don't like being just a mom. 252 00:15:50.159 --> 00:15:52.480 And a lot of people agreed with her and said, I feel the same 253 00:15:52.519 --> 00:15:56.039 way this person says, I feel for and I agree with the mom's got 254 00:15:56.039 --> 00:15:58.960 the three year old. There's a reason Instagram is filled with mom memes before 255 00:16:00.080 --> 00:16:03.159 or after children. I got a six year old and a three year old. 256 00:16:03.159 --> 00:16:06.080 It's really hard to parent small children, particularly ones who are not in 257 00:16:06.120 --> 00:16:10.159 school. It is difficult to express to other people who don't have small children 258 00:16:11.120 --> 00:16:15.360 all the time, noess of having babies and toddlers. You have to account 259 00:16:15.360 --> 00:16:18.159 for every minute of every day. You can love them to the moon and 260 00:16:18.159 --> 00:16:21.159 back and not want to change anything about your life and still yearn for time 261 00:16:21.200 --> 00:16:26.200 to yourself or to do the things you used to do. I didn't realize 262 00:16:26.200 --> 00:16:30.679 before I had kids that there is no escaping them once you have them. 263 00:16:30.440 --> 00:16:36.240 And I mean that in the nicest way. Even if you get a night 264 00:16:36.240 --> 00:16:38.480 out of a vacation or some time to run an errand you have to find 265 00:16:38.480 --> 00:16:41.240 coverage for that child, then you miss them. Also, remember the mom 266 00:16:41.279 --> 00:16:45.600 of a three year old as parented through a life threatening global pandemic and likely 267 00:16:45.679 --> 00:16:51.120 had fewer resources to get out of the house or have childcare. On a 268 00:16:51.320 --> 00:16:56.039 lighter note, I want to comment on Jenny's boobs. I wasn't sure how 269 00:16:56.080 --> 00:16:59.240 to bring this up because I don't want to. I want to sound very 270 00:16:59.279 --> 00:17:03.360 complimentary as I mean it, and you open the door talking about them yesterday. 271 00:17:03.399 --> 00:17:06.359 I'm a thirty six year old woman with boobs the size of Jenny. 272 00:17:06.920 --> 00:17:08.799 I think she means the size of Jenny's boobs, not the size of Jenny's 273 00:17:08.880 --> 00:17:14.279 human body. And I appreciate how she lets them have a little sway. 274 00:17:15.000 --> 00:17:18.079 I feel so caught up needing them to be up to my chin or pulled 275 00:17:18.119 --> 00:17:22.759 back to my chest, and it's free to see Jenny set them free. 276 00:17:22.519 --> 00:17:30.359 Smiley face. So interesting. I have a friend whose daughter is young twenty 277 00:17:30.480 --> 00:17:37.160 ish and has giant boobs, I mean, like giant boobs the size of 278 00:17:37.359 --> 00:17:38.960 large cantelopes. I mean, I don't even know what to tell you. 279 00:17:40.200 --> 00:17:44.000 And the rest of her she's not she's not a big girl. Yeah, 280 00:17:45.359 --> 00:17:49.200 And so she said, yeah, she wants to have a boob reduction, 281 00:17:49.240 --> 00:17:53.799 but she is scared to. She is scared it will affect her breastfeeding abilities 282 00:17:53.799 --> 00:17:56.559 in the future. And I ran by Susan, my wife, who had 283 00:17:56.559 --> 00:18:00.599 a breast reduction, and she said, no, it doesn't at all. 284 00:18:00.640 --> 00:18:03.079 They don't take it from the nipple aeriola breastfeeding area. They take it from 285 00:18:03.119 --> 00:18:07.400 somewhere else. And Susan said, the only thing that she noticed is a 286 00:18:07.440 --> 00:18:11.640 loss of sensation. So she does have sensation loss in her boobs a little 287 00:18:11.680 --> 00:18:15.880 bit. But she so, anyway, this girl will do it one day, 288 00:18:15.839 --> 00:18:18.799 Yeah, but not right now. I've known a handful of people who 289 00:18:18.880 --> 00:18:25.160 have and they have all loved having been so thankful they got it done, 290 00:18:25.519 --> 00:18:27.960 because if they're that big and she's that small, that will, like, 291 00:18:29.160 --> 00:18:33.039 at twenty, it's probably just annoying because she probably can't find shirts that fit 292 00:18:33.119 --> 00:18:36.920 her properly. And then as she gets older though, she'll probably have like 293 00:18:37.039 --> 00:18:41.319 back issues and stuff, and so will be nice. Yeah, my best 294 00:18:41.319 --> 00:18:42.880 friend growing up, well, not growing up, but I had a friend 295 00:18:42.880 --> 00:18:47.759 of mine who we never hooked up, but she was my best friend from 296 00:18:47.799 --> 00:18:51.839 about age eighteen to about twenty two in Colorado. We're still stay in touch. 297 00:18:51.880 --> 00:18:55.079 She had ridiculously big boobs, just and she hated them, and she 298 00:18:55.119 --> 00:18:59.240 had the breast reduction and she loved it. That's great. And another friend 299 00:18:59.240 --> 00:19:03.000 who was a listener of our show. She was a tiny little thing, 300 00:19:03.079 --> 00:19:06.359 like five foot one and probably one hundred and six pounds, but she had 301 00:19:06.359 --> 00:19:11.039 a breast reduction because even though she was tiny, she had these ginormous boobs. 302 00:19:11.039 --> 00:19:18.400 So all right, last one as titled Minnesota Goodbye Firework Mishaps. When 303 00:19:18.480 --> 00:19:21.200 I was younger, our extended family would get together each year for the Fourth 304 00:19:22.000 --> 00:19:23.799 Gathering with a lot of people kids in adults, a lot of fireworks, 305 00:19:23.839 --> 00:19:27.480 endless beer, and of course it was in Wisconsin. One time, my 306 00:19:27.559 --> 00:19:32.160 uncles were setting off the big fireworks that shooting explode high in the sky. 307 00:19:32.640 --> 00:19:34.400 When setting it off, my uncle knocked it over as he was running away 308 00:19:34.440 --> 00:19:37.440 from it and it shot sideways. Now, since this one had about six 309 00:19:37.480 --> 00:19:41.920 fireworks in the tube, it would shoot a direction sideways, Vince spend ninety 310 00:19:41.920 --> 00:19:48.359 degrees and shoot again until all six fireworks had exploded. One shot right into 311 00:19:48.440 --> 00:19:52.160 the house, causing a hole in the sighting. One shot into a blow 312 00:19:52.240 --> 00:19:56.000 up pool and put a hole in it. Two shot into a cornfield, 313 00:19:56.000 --> 00:19:59.799 thank goodness didn't start on fire. One shot into the neighbor's party, but 314 00:20:00.000 --> 00:20:03.920 no one was hurt, and the last one shot under a card. Good 315 00:20:03.920 --> 00:20:07.759 lord, We're so lucky no one was hurt. Only a small home repair 316 00:20:07.880 --> 00:20:12.079 was needed. We have not used fireworks at family gathering since and this a 317 00:20:12.200 --> 00:20:18.119 last event, which is smart in my opinion. I love fireworks, I 318 00:20:21.079 --> 00:20:25.079 would love I think I'll move to Wisconsin just for the fireworks because I love 319 00:20:25.119 --> 00:20:27.359 them. But yeah, that would definitely put a little scare into you. 320 00:20:27.440 --> 00:20:32.640 So thank you for that story. Appreciate that one. And that is all 321 00:20:32.880 --> 00:20:36.440 we've got for the Minnesota Goodbye. If you have anything to add, some 322 00:20:36.559 --> 00:20:40.839 kind of a thought or comment on solicitors or anything, send your email to 323 00:20:41.000 --> 00:20:44.839 Ryan Show at KDWB dot com and thanks for listening.