Friday, Fallon's microphone didn't work, So give me a little test. Hello.
Testing. Testing reminds me of a story in ninth grade. Missus Trent
or Miss Trent. She was the hot teacher. She was probably twenty six
years old, and in eighth grade, we boys knew Miss Trent was hot,
and so we were always like, you know, we felt a little
bit different about her than other teachers. So one time she was talking to
us, she said, Okay, coming up tomorrow, don't forget, you're
gonna have little tests. And Scott Roscoe, who was like the cutest boy
in the class, he started laughing and Missus Trent started laughing at little tests.
And that comes to mind when you said a little testing and the rest
of us didn't get it. We're all like, oh get it, Oh
oh yeah, testies. Okay, a hot teacher when you were a kid
hot, like a hot math teacher when in high school or something. There
was one that came in that I think some of this student's thought was attractive,
like my senior year or junior senior year. But you know what's interesting
that you bring that up. I for some reason, I don't I think
she passed away the one of the first I think women that hooked up with
like a young student. I can't think of her name. It was a
really famous case. Okay, she that I just saw like it on a
People magazine or something story. I think she passed away, but it was.
It's like one of those things where you don't think about as much when
you're younger because it doesn't seem as weird until you're an adult, because when
you're younger, you think you're older and more mature than you are. Okay,
so when you like have a crush on a teacher and you're sixteen,
you're like, but they're twenty seven, that's not that big of a difference.
And when you're an adult, you're like, no, that's that is
a difference at that age. And so this teacher I cannot think of her
name. You might be able to figure her out. She her She she
was like his like second, third or fourth great teacher. And they started
hooking up, and was like twelve or thirteen, and she's in her thirties
and they ended up having kids together, Like I think they got married.
She got out of jail. I think she ended up was impregnant in prison
for a little while yep, I don't remember her name either. Yeah,
but I was just like, as an adult, I look at that,
I'm like, in what world you was a thirty something year old woman looked
at a twelve like it's disgusting. They have that documentary about Jared out from
Subway, no chance all even I woon't even like open that documentary. This
is so gross to me. Well, I find this if you look,
and I'm not trying to make a joke in any way whatsoever, but if
you look at the history of the teachers that are twenty eight or thirty years
old who are sleeping with a twelve year old fourteen year old boy student,
they're almost always attractive. And we cannot, for the life of me figure
out what that is that would make an attractive woman that could probably get sex
with anybody, any adult that she wants to, male or female, that
she would choose a twelve year old thirteen, fourteen year old boy. Because
if you do look it up, and maybe you will, maybe you won't.
Maybe you've noticed this that almost without fail, they're much more attractive than
average, and maybe it's because they're so used to getting what they want sexually
that now they want something that they can't. I don't know. Yeah,
I don't even want to try to think about that. So, yeah,
we're talking about hot teachers. I knew a teacher who graduated from college.
She got a job teaching high school, I think, and she said on
the first day one of her students called her babe, like yeah, babe,
and she's like, no, no, no, you do not call
me babe. I'm not your babe. Yeah, but that's got to be
tough for a young teacher who is, you know, so close in age
to the high school students that they think that they're like buddies. Yeah,
I would think that would be difficult. Yeah, you'd want them to like
thank your quote unquote cool. Yep. But that's then that gets in like
sketchy territory of like, no, they need to show you respect. All
right, let's get to the emails here. So what happened on Friday was
Fallon's microphone wasn't working right. We're not really sure why, so we did
not upload a podcast. So we're gonna go back to some emails that we
read on Friday and today. So we're gonna zip through some of these.
I'm listening to the HR episode of the Minnesota Goodbye, and I'm really vibing
with whoever wrote the email about nearly seven listeners they've Dave. Dave moved to
the next part and the writer called Dave a turd burglar, and I thought,
wow, I've never met anybody who used that insult. They have a
good passion about the Laser show. Loved them already. Then Dave finished off
the email and said that was from Krista, and I thought, no way,
we even have the same name. And then I checked my sent pox
and realized it was me. I am her just drunk, Yes, I
forgot. I emailed y'all when I was drinking last week. You're welcome.
You're still the best heart emoji Christa, Thank you Christa. We got a
big kick out of that one. All right, next one, it needs
some relationship advice. My boyfriend or Toby, and I've been together for three
years. I'd love him much, very much, but I feel like we're
to point in a relationship. I need to figure out if it's something I
want to continue with. One thing that's holding me back is his credit card
debt, and our first year of dating is Dad bailed him out of nearly
ten thousand dollars of debt. I did something I'm not proud of the other
day, and I logged into his phone, accessed his credit card app,
and saw that he is now twenty thousand in credit card debt. I know
what I did was wrong, but I'm very unsure what to do with his
information. Do I confront him and admit that I snooped through his phone?
Do I even have the right to be mad based on my actions? I
would say, yes, this is a huge problem. Once you get out
of credit card debt, most people learned their lesson and go on never again.
But a lot of people, just like if they quit drinking or quit
smoking, they get back into it and they're deeper than ever. I've heard
this a million times. I use have a friend that did debt consolidation,
and they said, people will get out of debt, and as soon as
they get out of it, it's like a diet. I've lost my weight.
Now I'm going to eyehop. Yeah, and so I would say this
is probably a deal breaker. Honestly, if you're not in so deep and
you don't love them so much, I would say, you know what,
I'm just done. You know into I know this week of this last podcast,
if you do pursue things, make sure everything financially is separate. And
I thought that was really good advice. But yeah, that makes me worried
for you, and he's keeping it from you. And I get what you're
saying where you feel like you did something wrong. You did, but you
invaded as privacy. But that is the kind of thing that can really affect
your life. I mean, my friend got married to a guy like that.
He charged so much stuff to credit cards. When they got divorced,
she inherited fifty percent of his credit card debt and it wrecked her. So
be very aware of that. And I would you absolutely have to have a
conversation be like, look, I crossed the line. I shouldn't have done
this, but this is what I found and I'm really worried, and I
think that's a fair conversation. It is, And would I would not get
married until because once you sign that marriage certificate, that marriage license, you
are now on the hook legally for half their debt. And I know that
sucks and it doesn't seem fair. And I don't think it's just debt that
they acquired during the marriage. I think it's debt that they'd have. Yes,
and I could be wrong, but I would be got to tell you
that is a twenty thousand dollars in credit card debt? Is I mean four
thousand is a lot? Yeah, twenty thousand is like they have some really
unhealthy relationship with money, buying easy, putting literally everything on and then never
making a payment. Could be next one. My husband has a cousin.
When she was twenty, she got with a guy twenty two years older than
her, so forty two and twenty. They got engaged quickly. We never
knew what they saw in each other. Then they called off the wedding,
then got pregnant, then they got married in the backyard. It felt like
this marriage was doomed from the start, And now less than two years later,
we just got word that they are getting a divorce. It got me
thinking, what was something you thought would never work? But its continue to
prove you wrong. My point being, I think we all had pretty good
instincts. So when was the time when you were wrong about something? I
was wrong about a marriage in my family. I said, this is a
bad idea, this should not happen, and a bunch of years later it
seems to be going. Oh, I mean sea being going well. I
don't think either of them are unhappy. I know they fight, but all
couples argue about something. So I was wrong about that one, but I
thought I was right at the time. I can't think of anything specifics.
Sorry, that's right, all right. Next one, let's see. I
heard you mention that actually, this is one that she wrote last week about
me and Alison going flying. Your daughter you and go I'm trying to rush
and I get ahead of myself. I heard that you used to go flying
with your daughter every year, but now you just take photos in the airplane
because she is too worried about the risks and she is a new mom.
Did it every year for twenty five years. I don't know if you remember
me, but five years ago I wrote to you about losing my own dad,
who was a pilot like you. We grew up owning a little Cessna,
an airstrip in the hayfield behind our home. I rode in when I
lost my dad to cancer, and I was going through an awful time,
and you were kind enough to offer to take me up for one last flight
in my dad's plane before we had to sell it. I couldn't do it.
It was too hard, but the offer will always mean the world to
me. Anyway, I want to tell you that I was much like your
daughter, and when my kids were born, I suddenly went from no fear
of flying to this concern that I needed to keep my kids safe and I
would never let them fly with him. My dad was much like you and
took photos or drove down the runway. We just took photos or drove down
the one way. He never once questioned my decision or made me feel bad
about it. However, now I regret my kids never had those special memories
with my dad like I did. Not sure what the answer is because I
completely understand Allison's feelings. I was the same way. Just want to pass
along my own perspective now and I hope you get the chance to take your
grandkids flying. Love the show and want so much to meet you in person
someday come to the State Fair, because we're at the State Fair. Probably
the first Saturday the State Fair, like noon until four or something like.
Yeah, the first Saturday, the easiest way to meet us. Thanks for
that, Alison and I have missed this year. We usually do it May
or June. We've got to do it, because we're halfway through July already
and we are going to do it. We don't have plans not to.
We just haven't done it yet. Yeah, all right, Now, here
are emails that came in for the Minnesota good Bye yesterday. About a week
ago, I sent you guys an email about people soliciting. I'm usually a
day behind in the podcast, but I heard you guys mentioned it about a
day before I sent the email. So this past weekend, I'm grilling in
the backyard. Two people came walking into my backyard. Oh my gosh,
they caught me by surprise. I have two no soliciting signs, one by
the front door, one by the side door. They both clearly walked by
right past them. I saw, I said no soliciting. One of them
said, oh, we're not selling anything. I said no, thanks,
sorry, and they both walked away. I think that some people, if
they're maybe a scientology or Jehovah's witness, they're going we're not selling anything.
It's like, no, still, you're soliciting. Yeah. There was a
girl outside the Twins stadium yesterday handing out little business cards. Oh and I
thought, oh, maybe it's screen printing, you know, maybe I need
some screen printing done. And it was for scientology. Oh and I don't
believe in scientology, but I respect her right to be out there on the
plaza and hand out cards that she thinks, yeah, are going to help
people. Did they have like a message on or I didn't read it.
I mean I saw the word scientology and I said thanks. They put into
my pocket and I threw it away last night. But I respect what works
for you. If you are Buddhist and it works for you, I respect
it. If you are Protestant Lutheran, it works for you, I respect
it. And I know that right now, it's very, very popular to
bash all Chris because there is for people who don't know, there is an
idea that all Christians are anti gay. That is so far from the truth,
but it's a very popular, ignorant message to believe there's a lot of
Christians that are gay. I know several Christians that are gay or have a
sister or family member who's gay, and a lot of churches, you know,
they got the rainbow flag out there. But I think it's very popular
tooth say all Christians are anti gay, and it's no, it's not.
Some are, but most are not, So I wanted to remind you of
that, all right, next one, don't say my name. The other
day, you guys were talking about peen in public. My daughter is two
turning three in a few months, had an accident a few days ago at
a public pool. She is potty trained, but on this day she's playing
with her cousins, so for whatever reason, she was holding onto a pee.
When she finally tells me she needed to go. It was not to
go. It was out, not near the pool water. Before we made
it to the bathroom, there was a lady there that saw what happened started
yelling at my daughter and me. I apologized to the lady and took my
daughter to the bathroom. Thirty minutes went by. The lady came back with
an employee and started to yell at us with my daughter and my daughter again
that they should kick us out. I apologized to the lady and explained that
it never happened before. She couldn't hold it in. It was an accident.
I was so angry at the lady for publicly shaming and yelling at my
daughter in front of everybody. If my wife didn't call me down, it
would have been bad. Was I wrong to be angry? No? For
the most part, No. But I would have also been annoyed if I
saw somebody whose little girl was peen on the deck of the pool, no
matter what, because they're really I get it. I've had little kids.
They do have accidents. I know you didn't mean to. She's two turning
three. They get excited, they don't want to go to the bathroom because
they're having such fun. Yeah, but at the same time, the woman
probably didn't completely understand that. Also, you could have just been a total
bitch. Yeah, I was gonna say, did you clean it up?
If you clean it up, then what's the problem. Well, how do
you clean it up? Do you take a towel and soak it up?
I think you'd have to get towels or paper towels somewhere. It's not like
you're gonna have like a cleaner or you know. Honestly, if that happened
for me, I probably would go tell someone. You know, the same
as if you spill a drink somewhere, you go tell someone to like,
have someone like mop it up. Maybe because you don't want anyone else running
through that. But I get it that the woman bringing over people to shame
is a bit much, especially to the kid. I think the woman could
have gone over and just told someone be like, hey, this happened over
there. If it really bothered or this happened over there, I don't think,
you know, go can you go clean it up? Or talk to
them? I mean, I guess I don't know, but I would ask
like, what did the woman want you to do? I mean, I'm
sure that you know if that had been grandma with a little two year old
and the two year old Pete on the pool deck, what would Grandma have
done? And I'm trying to think what would I have done? And it's
it's p it's gross. I don't know. I probably would have told a
life card or somebody, hey, my daughter Pete over here? Is there
something I should do? I don't know, all right? Next one,
I was listening to the podcast while I was cleaning bathrooms, and I am
frustrated with that asshole the call then saying that the mom who misses her old
life is selfish and self centered. Last week, I think we talked to
her, but it could have been an email she said, I am a
mom. I get a three year old. I missed my old party days.
I used to go out, go to the clubs, meet guys,
make out in the parking lot. I missed my old Now I'm a mom.
And I used to get home at five thirty in the morning, which
is now the time that I wake up to take care of my daughter.
And she's like, I miss it. I miss being a party girl,
I miss my previous life, and I don't like being just a mom.
And a lot of people agreed with her and said, I feel the same
way this person says, I feel for and I agree with the mom's got
the three year old. There's a reason Instagram is filled with mom memes before
or after children. I got a six year old and a three year old.
It's really hard to parent small children, particularly ones who are not in
school. It is difficult to express to other people who don't have small children
all the time, noess of having babies and toddlers. You have to account
for every minute of every day. You can love them to the moon and
back and not want to change anything about your life and still yearn for time
to yourself or to do the things you used to do. I didn't realize
before I had kids that there is no escaping them once you have them.
And I mean that in the nicest way. Even if you get a night
out of a vacation or some time to run an errand you have to find
coverage for that child, then you miss them. Also, remember the mom
of a three year old as parented through a life threatening global pandemic and likely
had fewer resources to get out of the house or have childcare. On a
lighter note, I want to comment on Jenny's boobs. I wasn't sure how
to bring this up because I don't want to. I want to sound very
complimentary as I mean it, and you open the door talking about them yesterday.
I'm a thirty six year old woman with boobs the size of Jenny.
I think she means the size of Jenny's boobs, not the size of Jenny's
human body. And I appreciate how she lets them have a little sway.
I feel so caught up needing them to be up to my chin or pulled
back to my chest, and it's free to see Jenny set them free.
Smiley face. So interesting. I have a friend whose daughter is young twenty
ish and has giant boobs, I mean, like giant boobs the size of
large cantelopes. I mean, I don't even know what to tell you.
And the rest of her she's not she's not a big girl. Yeah,
And so she said, yeah, she wants to have a boob reduction,
but she is scared to. She is scared it will affect her breastfeeding abilities
in the future. And I ran by Susan, my wife, who had
a breast reduction, and she said, no, it doesn't at all.
They don't take it from the nipple aeriola breastfeeding area. They take it from
somewhere else. And Susan said, the only thing that she noticed is a
loss of sensation. So she does have sensation loss in her boobs a little
bit. But she so, anyway, this girl will do it one day,
Yeah, but not right now. I've known a handful of people who
have and they have all loved having been so thankful they got it done,
because if they're that big and she's that small, that will, like,
at twenty, it's probably just annoying because she probably can't find shirts that fit
her properly. And then as she gets older though, she'll probably have like
back issues and stuff, and so will be nice. Yeah, my best
friend growing up, well, not growing up, but I had a friend
of mine who we never hooked up, but she was my best friend from
about age eighteen to about twenty two in Colorado. We're still stay in touch.
She had ridiculously big boobs, just and she hated them, and she
had the breast reduction and she loved it. That's great. And another friend
who was a listener of our show. She was a tiny little thing,
like five foot one and probably one hundred and six pounds, but she had
a breast reduction because even though she was tiny, she had these ginormous boobs.
So all right, last one as titled Minnesota Goodbye Firework Mishaps. When
I was younger, our extended family would get together each year for the Fourth
Gathering with a lot of people kids in adults, a lot of fireworks,
endless beer, and of course it was in Wisconsin. One time, my
uncles were setting off the big fireworks that shooting explode high in the sky.
When setting it off, my uncle knocked it over as he was running away
from it and it shot sideways. Now, since this one had about six
fireworks in the tube, it would shoot a direction sideways, Vince spend ninety
degrees and shoot again until all six fireworks had exploded. One shot right into
the house, causing a hole in the sighting. One shot into a blow
up pool and put a hole in it. Two shot into a cornfield,
thank goodness didn't start on fire. One shot into the neighbor's party, but
no one was hurt, and the last one shot under a card. Good
lord, We're so lucky no one was hurt. Only a small home repair
was needed. We have not used fireworks at family gathering since and this a
last event, which is smart in my opinion. I love fireworks, I
would love I think I'll move to Wisconsin just for the fireworks because I love
them. But yeah, that would definitely put a little scare into you.
So thank you for that story. Appreciate that one. And that is all
we've got for the Minnesota Goodbye. If you have anything to add, some
kind of a thought or comment on solicitors or anything, send your email to
Ryan Show at KDWB dot com and thanks for listening.