Good Morning Everyone, Live January twenty fifth from the K E G LFM Studios,
Sit Down, beat Him, Kevin Turner with Danny Baylist, Mike's Roy
JJ Jackson gives the Lucas stuff at seven, well barbing back and forth with
the media. Nine o'clock, it'd be more like ninety ten. Get some
a new segment intro for you guys. The pole dances here, secret dance.
I missed the pole dance today and what it has to do with Mike
McCarthy, pizza and what every man longs to be? Food Court back at
eight, the return of food Court out at five. I guess we should
say that's happening seven thirty five. I have exclusive audio that no one else
in the world has. The fort Worth ISD porn meeting zoom call that it
wasn't a porn meeting, it was a committee meeting, but a couple of
the attendees were on zoom and porno was displayed. But what the local news
will not tell you is that there's audio from it, and uh, I've
got that. I don't know if anyone else has. I didn't hear anyone
else plate yesterday when I on earthed it late last night. I was like,
oh boy, that's awesome. So at seven thirty five, I'll give
you the exclusive audio of what happened yesterday at the Fort Worth ISD committee that
was interrupted by pornos porn related Yeah, man, I hate waiting, you
know. And Kevin has a list of cool stuff we're gonna do over the
next four hours. I just want to do it all now. I'm the
little kid that wants to open his Christmas presents at Halloween. Let's do that
one day. Just torch everything in the first segment, just speed go through
it all, and then we just wigh it after that. That seems like
a bad plan. Experimental radio, Kevin. It takes balls to succeed in
this business. And I'm mister balls. Okay, mister balls balls. If
you want to be mister balls, that's cool, thank you. I can't
do that, you can, you can? There's not Look, you're Kevin
Turner. Let's face it. That means nothing to nobody, and we have
the data to prove it. No one cares or knows anything about me.
Twenty two people like you, Kevin, and no one dislikes me. But
yeah, Kevin, sixty two, I can work with sixty it's like weird
thing because you could blast it all and then what you do is you blast
it all again and again and again. I've never wanted to live in a
world. In fact, I would probably kill myself if we had to do
radio the way a lot of people do it, which is we're gonna do
the morning show like this for two hours and then we're just gonna redo the
show again. Ugh, oh my, You do realize that's probably analytically the
right way and the best way to do it. Yes, yeah, I
do. We could actually redo the whole show every what minute and forty five
seconds? Yeah? Then why do we post the entire show for our audience?
Though I don't know anything? You know? I mean, this is
the thing. I'll mention him by a name. I don't give a damn.
You guys used to work with it, Sean Shreef Someway. I'd be
like, I can't believe your show structure? Is this? Y'all? Just
redo the show six to eight, eight to ten. I cannot believe it.
But that's what they did for years. Yeah, but it's probably smart.
It is smart now I'm not saying. And by the way, don't
get me wrong, and We have to be e f and clear these days
because there's too much noise in the world. Real clear. It doesn't mean
we don't do things multiple times. We're gonna do the Luca thing multiple times.
Oh, what's the Luca thing? Here's a tease, JJ, crank
me up, please, here's the Luca thing. I'm gonna play a bit
of it. What were you frustrated about the second quarter when you get that
technical? I know I saw you and you said, and I'll defend you
know that was not a shoal. That was not the only thing he said.
But I knew you would be the first one to point out something like
that. Now it goes on more than that more at seven. See you're
there, you're the crack dealer that just gives like one little rock and it's
really good crack, and you're like, oh my god, I f ing
love crack. Well, you know what, you gotta wait till seven to
get the whole bag rack Kevin's bag of crack at seven o'clock. I'm saying,
you're teas never one letting them get a little spreakle of it. Oh
speaking a little hard speaking, Not that enough though, speaking of crack,
man, that stuff's got to be really good, right crack? Yeah,
Yeah, I'm with you, same thing. It's got to be. Do
you think of you think of do you think of degenerate people that are on
the streets and skid row people and addicts and dirty people doing crack? But
they might be onto something. It might be actually really really good. It's
got to be, or you wouldn't be wanting to do it all the time
and giving up your family and your job and your health and your home for
crack. Why don't we all try crack? They let's crack. We do
have a dead bolt on the door, all right. It's not the worst
things, No, it's probably I've never done it. I've heard worst things
suggested. Have you ever done crack? Kevin? I know I've never done
crack. Don't look at me and don't ask Kevin, so you can then
ask me. Yeah's plan was, trust me, I don't have an f
in plan, Bro, don't say that let's do some crack, dude.
The answer is yes, No, I'm not doing crack. I don't know
where to get crack. I know some people. I think I could probably
get cocaine. I mean a doubtless right. Yeah, I don't know exactly
who, but imagine in twenty four hours I could find you some sweet Bolivian
marching powder fake mine. But I don't know about crack front, I don't
know. I was just saying, can you crack? The reason people started
doing crack is because there's a form of people that do just do whatever is
put in front of them. It does not matter. They probably didn't know
they were doing crack, but they did crack. It was just something different.
No, people do crack because it's cheap. Oh yeah maybe yeah,
yeah, people still do crack. Yes, I know they do, but
you don't hear about it much. I mean, that was a crack epidemic
for because that was all propaganda. Everything's propagand what's the proper ganda slash epidemic
ended, It turned to jokes, and then those jokes got old, and
then crack. No one thinks about crack anymore, and then it comes back
here and there when you are making a quick joke, it is crack.
Is it the funniest named cracked drug? Yeah? Crack. Crack water insoluble
form of cocaine, processing cocaine potter with ammonia or baking soad and water and
then you smoke it, you throw it in a glass pipe of some kind.
An estimated twelve percent of American adults have used powder cocaine and four percent
have used crack cocaine two one four. If you've ever smoked crack, yeah,
don't smell crack or especially if you're clean, you know, im preferably
if you're clean, and this is an uplifting story. But if you ever
smell crack or should we do? Or if you're on crack right now?
What's wrong with that? Stick? This thing up a nutch. If you're
a crackhead and you've currently, uh or recently smoked crack and are feeling the
wonderful, exhilarating effects of crack, we would love to hear from you.
If you haven't already pawned your cell phone an immediate you for effect the last
five or ten minutes exactly. We had a collar already. I mean,
that's that's how would generate calls round here, crackheads. Hey, let's go
Hi, what's your name? Hey, guys, what's going on? What's
up? Man? Big Frank Ray? Oh I Big Frank your crack head.
I heard y'all said cracked three times and I appeared, what's going on?
Are you the crack genie? You get the grandest three wishes? Actually,
I'm actually out work right now, man, and I'm not I'm not
doing anything far off. But have you dabbled in crack or do you?
Uh no, no, no, no no no. I have to gobbled
in other things. But I actually got a funny thing. But if y'all
need any you know I don't need any. Actually, there's there's been times
I've had to take other extreme measures besides just THHC to work helped me out.
It's actually saved my job a couple of times, like when you're working
on double or triple no. So I volunteered to come in right and earlier
in the week I volunteered. I used to be Sunday through Thursday, and
I volunteered to come in on a Friday once on like a Monday. I
agree to it. And then the day came Thursday night, and I got
tore up, man, And they called me the next day like, hey,
man, where are you at Friday. I'm like just went to sleep
like thirty minutes ago, and I'm like, oh man, I'm like I'm
on the way, and I hit up one of my guys and I asked
for a little baggy of I don't know JJ can play the drop for me.
But I bought a little baggy and uh destroyed the bag and went to
work, and I didn't go to sleep till like I think that next Sunday.
I don't know. It was crazy. Man. Did you wake up
the next morning and have three of your dead friends in your backyard because you
slept for two days? No? No, but you know who was with
me? Defel No, ok, all right, don't name drop. I'm
just saying so that y'all know who it is. It was my d D
though. I wouldn't let him touch that. That's my kid, brother,
man, I would have let him touch that. Let him learn for my
mistake. We love both of you, and don't don't do all that and
go into work, especially because I have to know you're a heart surgeon,
right yeah, yeah, man, Yeah yeah, I got fired for Loney
from from which his fall. Oh yeah, all right, Frank, good
luck, Frank. What do you all got going on today? Kevin?
The entire show for you, Big Frank me and oh yeah, I know,
K got me hooked on that little teas man, I want some more,
thank you. I'm scratching my neck over here. I need to get
you in our focus groups. Oh yeah, hey, I started watching Sopranos
man, and uh oh yeah, freaking uh freaking uh Christophuss crazy, dude,
christ crazy. Yeah. I'm at the I don't know if I mean,
I don't know if I want to keep me on the phone or not.
I'll tell you where I'm at on the show. Fine, how far
are you are you? I'm at the part where uh, Adriana just uh
that that Danielle was a fed Uh I know, Danielle yum yum Texas.
Oh yeah, Danielle dude, Oh my god, but she's getting dressed in
the morning with her husband. Oh god, come and get the boy.
If you're a FBI and you go undercover as a stripper and you can instantly
pull it off, can y'all tell me if Danielle lives? Can I tell
you that, my friend? It's on. But know, if Journey starts
playing, it's about to go south. Okay, well, I'm about to
start watching it and listening on in the background, I'll be listening what a
strange combos watching soprandos and listening to We'll take it, just leave it a
lot on the baby. All right, guys, you'll take care. See
you, big Frank you there he goes amazing. Not a crackhead, but
funny story nonetheless, and a good dude, good family, good good family
man. Love them before we get Danny's reviews. Saltburn. Guys are our
presidential nominees. On crack two clips of audio here. We're gonna start by
attacking the libs. Good road cheese, Donald chomping a valuable lesson. Don't
mess with him in Aware unless you wanted to kell the benefit. Yeah,
oh no, no, don't mess with the men of America unless you want
to get a benefit. Vine went fool. Jerry Kramer, mister, concentration
period of college students five minutes, high school, the three minutes kindergarten at
thirty seconds. You don't have that to Where does that put you? I
don't know if mister that's Kramer. That sounds more like he told the joke
before taking his pill Road cheese, Donald chomping a valuable lesson. Don't mess
with him in Aware unless you wanted to kell the benefit Middle America. Unless
you want to get the benefit benefit. It not even highly confusing, it's
not even a good cutdown. Meanwhile, and Trump, we are going to
win this. We have no choice. If we don't win, I think
our country is finished. I do it. I believe our country is finished.
Finished, Like what does that mean? Finished? That screen cap the
other night I was watching it. If we don't win, this country is
finished. Many agree, yeah, we will finished. We won't tackle politics
much. But whenever I can do a one in one like that of crazy
stuff from old eighty year olds for president, you're gonna get it. Because
that's amazing, all of it. It's really funny in a world where old
people, I mean, these guys are bordering on octagenarians. If they're not
already, I don't, I can't. I don't know how old they are,
but they're near eighty if not thee Yeah, where we treat the elder,
you don't even want to hear from them or see them. And I'm
not speaking personally, but it's sad. It's sad that we cram these people
in the nursing homes. You don't you do the bare minimum, you know,
to keep them alive. You're probably have some opinion on whether it's even
worth it to spend all that money to keep somebody that that's old alive.
But yet these are our best two options, and they just slay anybody that's
in their thirties or forties or fifties that try to run against them. Yeah,
well yeah, it's really bizarre. Oh it's strange. Seventy seven dt
dtwo. But ace the cognitives recently, Hell yeah, he did not that.
And I don't know if this is acing the cognitives. Well tease Donald
Trump, but a valuable lesson, don't mess with them in America. You
wanted to get the benefit. The crowd is just already starting to cheer,
because what you just like when you're a political crowd, you just know by
inflection when you're supposed to cheer, not really what they're saying, you know,
like they already started clapping. It's all incredible, weird. The world
is on fire both sides. We get what we deserve, it really is.
We absolutely get what we deserve, and I cannot wait. John Stewart
announced he's coming back to do The Daily Show every Monday, a long run.
That's it. One day week. Monday's is Trevoroa still or who who?
Tremnough's been out for a few months and they've been just doing guest hosts.
So John Stewart's like, okay, his Apple show got canceled too.
He's like, yeah, come, I can do it on Mondays. That'll
be good for an election year. How do you think John Stewart would fare
if he jumped into high level politics? He would not do good with well,
I know that. I mean, yeah, I don't know. I
mean, as you talk about younger can hell, what is he? Sixty's
probably sixty three, sixty four probably if I had to guess, sixty one,
sixty one, Okay, I was gonna say, what a young buck?
Which fine? Sixty one is fine, and Mark cuban young bucks by
comparison to the bucks that are in there now. Yeah, he's very young.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I just always I think John
Stewart is very very well prepared, very well spoken, seems to be an
incredibly intelligent person. But much like we enjoy John Oliver and might think the
same, there is a team behind him that is writing so much and researching,
searching so much. And I guess that's what you would call a cabinet,
yeah, you know, or people that support you as secretary. Yes,
just yeah, people will prep you and have you ready, right right.
I think he'd kill it in speeches and whatnot. For sure. It
is weird that no matter what, in what five years, right, we're
done with both of these political candidates. If Trump wins. Okay, it's
still two terms, right, correct, he's not consecutive, it's two max
Okay, okay, so he couldn't. He couldn't run again unless we were
unless we were in wartime. Yeah yeah, well hello, I mean,
dude, but they're both going to be gone come the next election, right,
because it certainly obviously wouldn't be Biden even if he wins. You mean
did no, I mean not not available available president. Well no, that's
not necessarily two because Biden, if he got beat, he could come back.
Now he couldn't, oh, because he's only certainly ok yeah, okay,
he's not can't and that party wouldn't when he's eighty five or eighty six
run him out. He told his donors even that he would not run again
if he lost. No, he said, I'm he's only running again now
because it's Trump. Like if Trump had moved on and didn't want to do
it again. Then he Biden would be getting out. Yeah, and he's
stuck. Yeah, and he's stuck there. Yeah, and it's that's his
life. He's being health hostage. Yeah, he is being held hostage because
no one. I mean, I don't say no one, but not too
many people are like screaming passionate. I love Joe Biden. It is very
much just the anti Trump side that that's it. It's like he's the most
likely so do it. But they're both gonna be gone. Like we're gonna
have a new president in five years and we don't have a clue. And
that's what Donkey Haley's posturing for now. Sure, yeah, Santis will be
in the mix, But who's the Gavin Newsom will be in the mix out
in California. I'm sure Boodagage, you're trying to get it going again.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, there ain't a lot of big names in
the on the left that I think it's time for president. He can't even
win Texas. There's your a little too much daniels a round up. You
saw it, you saw saltburn. I took on a task to knock out
an Oscar nom it's not though well, I mean there's people nominated for it,
but it's you know, it's been an oft talked about film in the
Oscar season and the Awards season, and I took on this movie's big on
TikTok at the beginning what I felt was going to be a pretty daunting task.
And it was early enough in the night, so I had MAVs on
uh keeping a keeping them in my periphery. But saying, you know what,
this is on Amazon Prime. It's a little over two hours, probably
right at two if you knock out ending credits, I'm gonna do this.
And I watched Salt Burn Salt Burn, and right now, hol you're the
tiebreaker because JJ, who I trust, said great movie, top ten of
the year, KT, who I do not trust, said terrible or something.
So I'm so ready for this, Danny okay fire. I'm not going
to give you a final review off the top, but I will tell you,
at face value, Saltburn looks like British euphoria because number one, you
have one of the main characters, Jacob Alordi, the incredibly gorgeous, pant
moving Jacob Elordi, who hosted SNL last weekend. He's one of the main
characters, and it is it's that youthful modern you know, young men and
women doing wild stuff, going crazy in Oxford. But there's so much more
to this film, I think because you enter in the character played by Barry
Keegan, and it's these two guys that meet in Oxford. One of them
is incredibly handsome, incredibly popular. The other is a little more muted and
resil irved and uh and weird. And they become friends. And the handsome
character played by Jacob Elordi is very wealthy in like like like f you money
wealthy, and he invites him away for the summer to spend at his parents
castle. I guess for lack of a better word, and it's yeah,
it does. And it's called Saltburn and it's somewhere in Britain, I guess,
near Oxford. And the story kind of unfolds on what happens over those
three months. There are three key scenes that have gotten a lot of publicity.
Maybe TikTok and we played some reactions of the bathtub scene of Grandma watching
the bathtub scene from Saltburn. There are three very shocking scenes in it,
but in context, I think they're incredibly relevant to kind of illustrate and foreshadow
the mental state of the Barry Keegan character. Very important, and they're very
passing. It's not like remember the Crying Game? Did you guys ever see
the Crying Game? Now? But you're aware that there is a big reveal
in the Crying Game where there is a trans person that still has male appendage
attached, and that is a big reveal and everybody was freaking out. This
is like in the late eighties, I believe, so different time. Obviously
some more shocking maybe to the public then, but it's not like that big
reveal moment. These things happen naturally in the flow of the show. Flow
of the show, so to speak. But man, I thought that this
was almost a character study on obsession, manipulation, jealousy, and psychopathy because
that all of those things are involved in the Barry Keegan character. And there's
a reveal at the end. There's a twist at the end that I will
not spoil. But I really really really like this movie. But I didn't
love it. I can see why it's not, you know, nominated for
Best Picture. But it was unique, slow paced, at times. But
I don't know. I thought the I thought it was a really good film.
How Long A Little over two go to? But I didn't find it
to be boring or slow moving or anything like that, you know, but
I have a little more patience for the yeah, for that type of pacing.
But yeah, salt Burn pretty damn good, man, pretty damn good,
very unique. How many out of five dumps dumplings? Three and a
half? Yeah, yeah, which is pretty good. Yeah. Yeah,
I think three or above means it's very watchable. So we have top ten,
we have its trash, and we have I said to two right in
the I mean pretty much right in the middle. Yeah, little. I
think I'm a little leading towards really really good. I thought it was really
good. I'd almost give it a four. Did you think about it this
morning? A little bit? Yeah, it's stuck with me, so to
speak. I'm also I think a lot of things. I'm beaten down by
though. A the British sorry, B because he sits next to me every
day. B. I'm tired of mystery. Really yeah, I don't like
mystery and movie anymore. You don't even know it's a mystery until the end,
though, I mean you can kind of okay, don't ruin. Yeah,
you know, it's already been one my favorite I mean, my favorite
part of the movie was the bathtub scene. That makes sense. Seriously,
I was like, this is the most intriguing thing about this movie. I
like Krry Mulligan and Rosamund Pike as actresses. Well, carry Mulligan is almost
unrecognizable. I knew she was in it, but I'm like, oh my
god, that's wow. Okay, are there t's and d's. There's a
lot of Yeah. Let me put it this way. When the first time
that that Barry Keegan's character gets naked, you don't see it, but you
just see his friends go, good for you, mate, Shake that I
sing on the TV behind you, Mike. Think that's the best compliment you
can get for your buddy in the shower. Good for you, mate,
singing on the TV behind you, Mike That justin Timberlake is dropping a new
single. This morning. We've got a bit of a He's hosting Saturday Night
Live and tomorrow will do a little bit of a boy band. A history
of boy bands in Dallas, because there's been some that kind of rose to
prominence. That's tomorrow because JT I thought he was He's hot Satday Night Live,
so I assumed, or he's not hosting sarat Live. I'm sorry he's
not. He's the musical guest on Saturday Night Live this week. Maybe there's
even gonna do any song. Probably I place some audio tomorrow. Yeah,
hey, real quick to put a bow on. So yeah, yeah,
JJ. Do you kind of echo where I'm coming from on this or did
you find something about it that was different than you know? No, yeah,
that was how you explained. It was perfect. I you go into
you you really don't know what it's about watching the trailer. I mean you
just know that obviously these kids are in college, and you know, he
just makes a new friend, and then you're just like, holy yes,
what is going on? Like it's literally that's what was happening. When I
was watching in the theaters, I'm like, I loved it. I love
movies like that. I love when movies go south and you're just like,
where's this gonna go? Like that's all I was thinking the whole time,
like what is happening? Where's this gonna go? And I love Barry Kyogan.
I think he's incredible and that's I literally said, I think, I
think that was one of my favorite performances of the year. It was gonna
be up in the air, you know, with with the War season.
I kind of knew that just because it already had mixed reviews. But I
love movies like that. I think you like it. I do think You're
crazy, really polarizing enough where I'm definitely and I'll watch it soon. You
will. You will absolutely love the mother of Jacob Elordi's character played by Rosamund
Pike. She's fantastic. She's really good in this. Not to give up
too much though, but this the table scene after, you know, the
towards the end. Dude, Yeah, that scene I think shot was perfect
because it literally it was just different emotions from different people handling handling it this
situation differently. And I loved it that you'd like that table scene was awesome,
man and saltburn thumbs up, don't flings up that flings up seven o'clock,
Lucas. Stuff kind of got into a Tim McMahon last night after the
game coming up next what is gonna be a huge deal and why you need
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