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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
to the Piduel Show. Ah as you

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want to. I have a girlfriend
and I've been going out with her for

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m let me think sex, Yes, sex, that freak a man.

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She is nuts, and I'll tell
how crazy is she is. I can't

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even dark. I'm so thunk tight
because crazy she is. The other day

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she's walking around the house in the
nude, and when I noticed was a

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tattoo on her stomach that read this
will have to do? Wow, guess

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what won't have to do? I
know? BAS three Changing Away. You

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watch TV, get that rocous stick
and check out great podcast on BS three

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Changing Away. You watch TV.
You wan't tell it? You got it.

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You want sports, you you want
culture, you got it. You

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have to check that out. Yeah, here's what I checked out. The

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other day. The weather was beautiful
and I was in the line at the

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fairgrounds for the Guess your weight,
Yeah, gets your weight store. Eventually

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I got to the front of the
line and the guy goes on. He

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looks at me and he says,
well, I say that was about twenty

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minutes. All Right, I'm just
gonna keep going. Okay, I'm going

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you can't stop me. Funny or
not, there's gotta be one where you

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just shake your heads a minute so
it stupid. I gotta listen to it

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again. I'm about to see my
acupunctures. And when I got home,

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my voodoo doll was dead. Hey, you know what I'm wondering, beautiful

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weather. I'm out in the park
and I asked myself, every time they

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put a new park bench in,
an old person has to die. Okay,

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like that joke, a joke dying? Okay, just shovel some dirt

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on it. My sister has two
small children, and I told her if

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that's exactly what happens when you smoked
her in your pregnancy. Hey, but

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guess who's not pregnant? Okay.
Gool World Order season seven on YouTube.

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Check your Diablos and Boris. You'll
love them. You'll love them. And

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guess who I wish loved me?
My mom? My dad? I never

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knew if they did my mom.
I don't know what the heck rometerr.

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She has a weird hobby. She
collects empty bottles. It sounds so much

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better than being cold an alcoholic.
Hey, guess who you can't call an

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alcoholic? My man Mikey g at
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Mikey g promo shorts. You need
a theme song, I'm gonna need

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some type of a song. You
get through it, it's check him out

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on Instagram. M Yeah, some
sad news. My friend drowned, so

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we chipped in and got him a
reef that looks like a safety belt,

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right, a life preserved belt.
Hey, that's what he would have won

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it. Okay. Anyway, you
know I was telling you about my dad.

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I know already told you about Byster. You change your way. You

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watched the Veg World. Order my
man my from Romo Shorts and don't forget

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my man Joel Smith. I don't
know, maybe doing some episodes with me

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pretty soon. I don't know.
I'm trying to rang them in. I

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don't know if you want to do
it. Because he knows the relationship I

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have with my father. I didn't
think it was a good relationship. And

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I told you some things about my
father before. I never thought he really

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liked me, and I know he
tried to build up our relationship and he

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tried to do things with me,
so wow. I remember the time.

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Well, he only took me fishing
once and I remember swimming back to shore

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from the ocean, you know,
in the ocean, and I just said,

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my dad doesn't like me. Then
there was another time we went golfing

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and moving back to the shore the
ocean, and I remembered that, Hey,

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yeah, fishing is a lot like
golfing. Okay, wow, I

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don't even think I went far in
that joke. Yeah, anybody listen.

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I love you guys, wake up, thank God, stay positive, love

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your life, love your family,
your friends. Don't forget the Bududa show

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YouTube. It's the grain. What
else are we an rumble? And of

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course Roku take care. I bid
your peace.