Good morning, Happy Friday, Metroplex mart two of already the last test hid,
But that's okay. We're gonna have a lot of fun with a shoe.
This is Fridays. You always had fun on Fridays. You have fun
every day. I'm down with the personal Kevin Turner. We have Datie Bayless
here, Mike siroye jj ax go hi jj hey boys, here she is.
I was in there all night a screwdriver fixing that microphone. Finally got
a fixed. Yes, good job. It was past code protected and you
you forgot I forgot the password? You guys have do you have to guess?
Do you guess? You're am I derailing already deps No, go ahead.
How are you doing with your passwords? Okay, yes, you would
be management just killed the show. No, that's let me check the whiteboard.
Parlatable is one of the top things. It is we all deal with
our passwords. Freak guys, am I right, No, you're right.
Let me do it this way. Let me just throw it all out there
and then let's get into our mini segment that has an open Okay, yep,
okay, yeah. I was shocked to find Mike McCarthy doing an infomercial
last night? Was an infomer show? Was selling something? He was doing
a commercial already last night? Is it the shock? I think so,
I'd never seen it before. Was it for like like laundry Soapmm? No,
I'll let you I'll let you hear it At six twenty, how's that?
Okay, that'll be good? Right, It's like in nineteen minutes,
big news for the Metroplex yesterday came up at six thirty. That was huge.
We had a super divisive division pump session of all the football games this
weekend. Okay, and the one clip for McCarthy's press conference just to that
it kind of stood out made me kind of go, huh, think you
a Cowboys fans vomited in their mouth? And then what you know, what
is probably the right call scuttle butt at seven thirty five. Is that the
one that made me choke on my burrito that I wasn't eating. You know,
you don't need to be reading my teases beforehand, man, that you're
doing. Let's read all Kevin's teases. Yeah, let's do it. Seven
thirty for the scuttle butt of Dallas Cowboys cheerleader has spoken up about something he's
trying to stay ahead of us, and uh eight o'clock. I don't know
what he has written, but Di Dirk and Dayne Wade still hate each other.
Oh, plus your chance to win MAVs tickets. That's gonna be good.
You can read mind too, you know how? Oh A thirty ding
This Morning News. I don't know what's on there, but is this TikTok
prank gonna get someone killed? Oh no, yeah, hey, tune for
that. That's that tease nine o'clock, Most Epic Moments in TV History,
Part two? That was kick Ass yesterday and funny. I cannot wait to
get back to that today. I was rolling for twenty minutes. Man.
Yes, I saved some of the some of the hits and spread it out
amongst two days, because it had to be what did the one? What
did they say? So you're enjoying Penis Morren So she's in what you'd say,
she's enjoying Penis a little bit more lately. Yeah, it's because they
went to a couple's therapy, was why he was saying that, I can
fill in all those blanks. Take but just the need to chime in,
always the need to chime in. So we're gonna have fun. You can
all join us two and four eight when seven seven eight seven call text all
the good stuff. But let's go ahead and break out a brand new downbeat
mini segment. And it goes a little something like this. That's right,
it's time for breakfast Boners, brought to you by nobody. Yeah, not
yet, but sales is on it. They got the email yesterday about breakfast
Boners and all the rest. No sleep, no little sponsorship. I can
just see you in your living room with your like your Louis Armstrong cheeks,
with your trumpet, playing the intro clarinet, Breakfast Boners. Incredible ambushure you
have just thinking about this is what it's come to. Ye, then you
just slam the clarinet to the side, Breakfast boners, look at the watch,
and then he just goes to sleep. Boom. What a career,
What a career it is. We have careers, freaking losers. I had
to put the tuba back in the closet that I haven't touched in thirty four
years. I love you when you brought in. Was that for week one
or two? Yeah? The cornet or the down beat? Yeah? I
played taps. He played tabs and uh he messes up and goes, dang
it. That was good, though, boy, when you are in the
uh. I was in the Air Force for a few years. That revelle
it's a it'll get burned into your head as a damn it that way.
Ssh you up. I mean this is a recorded one. It's not like
a dude standing in your barracks. But oh my god, get up and
you like, by the time of your feet at the ground, you're already
kind of making your bed. Oh that sounds terrible to me, is there
yelling at you? Think about being the guy that has to perform that because
I learned how to play, because I was a trumpet player all through middle
school and high school. So when I joined boy Scouts, of course,
guess who's the assigned bugler for Troop one sixty one in Knox City, Texas.
That would have been me. So not only did I have to get
up earlier than everybody, I had to wake up my friends and then deal
with the yelling and crap getting thrown at you the only one guy. Yeah,
the only one benefit of being the bugler friend, Yeah, the only
one benefit of being the bugler was that I got first DIBs on on breakfast.
Really. Yeah, you got the hottest, the hottest fresh meals,
the hottest oats porridge. Yeah, I got to eat first, the first
ladle of porridge. Yeah. Who knew that being the first one up every
morning was going to be a foreshadowing of my life some forty years later?
All right, and see that coming? I didn't. But here we are.
Yeah, I wonder hear about these passwords get past? I don't know.
Did you guys have good roads? Real quick? For that easy?
I slid one time. I not sided at all. Earlier the week,
I slid one time ago. Hero off the what's the one montfort Ring Valley
belt line and Supreme Valley of that water burker. There's a little puddle and
because it's gotten under thirty two degrees, which has twenty nine degrees right now,
I think it was ice and I kind of hit it and whoo.
They didn't lose it. But you know, it's kind of like a whoa,
but expecting that after two perfect days on the roads earlier in the week,
actually slid this morning as well? Right, Oh, there's Kevin.
He was on the phone with JJ when it happened, recorded that damn it.
I told you not to play it. There's some like leak of some
kind that's been leaking for two days. Water main. I don't even know
what a water maine is, Kevin, So I don't know. It's a
leak by a road. I don't know if the whatever. But in o
Cliff there's actually of some gentle hills and there's one where it's the water's kind
of going down this hill. I think it's on Colorado. Yeah, it
is on Colorado and you go over the hill and it is freezing out technically,
and yeah, you hit it. I got a little uh cur or
maybe ten degrees sideways and like whoa good morning. Throze your back into place,
didn't it just kind of yeah, it adjusted me perfectly fixed. Everything
have to go to. I have to go to the back doctor. In
today, it's the chiropractor. I was gonna say orthopedics that thing, and
I was like, that's the foot guy, eyes to ear diatrist, Kevin,
damn it. Then what's the other one. That's what I said,
I mean orthopedic surgeon. You know that probably would work on your back or
yes, that was close. No, another part of your body. Oh,
chiropractor. Chiropractor chiropractor is not actually typically not an official doctor. Yeah.
They usually have good hair, nice tan, bad breath, and a
well equipped staff indeed, oh boy, and the confidence to grab your neck
and pull like the bad guy in a movie neck crank maneuver at not kill
you, but crack you. A ractor has innocently killed someone before, right,
Okay, Kevin, you don't know, Kevin, irresponsible of you.
Okay, let me ask you this. I mean hip, I never tell
us, but I don't want to google it. I'm don't google it.
I'm pretty sure you can't kill someone with you come up behind them and then
nap their snack maneuver. Because you're telling me that high school kids some that
wouldn't be a thing somewhere. Have you ever heard of anyone doing the walk
behind him? And that's not good? And then they're just dead and it's
just common in movies. What about your best friend that thinks he's a chiropractor
that does the thing where you put your arms behind your head and then picks
you up and drops you pop your back the friend back crack. I've done
that one hundred and had it done, yes, And you always act like,
Oh, it feels so much better. You don't know. I think
that's a really subtle move in high school, especially if you're a girl and
your girl likes a boy. You crack my back because that's an intimate,
intimate position. Yeah, not only passion, and not only are your hands
around her front, even though she's covering the front with arms, you're also
in proximity to It's a vert of pants on pants touching right front to back,
pants on pants, and then you pick them up and you lean back
and you get their weight, so that even creates a little bit of weight
right here. What are you doing? And then you crack their back and
then it feels good for them too. It's fifteen and just got a breakfast
boner. Yeah, that's the first segment. Story on the breakfast boners this
morning. Okay, what was the story on pass code? I didn't have
a stories. I don't know. Someone made a joke about passwords, and
I do think that's we get password problems in our nation. This will be
a problem in the future, especially once the y'all heard about the quantum computer.
Right, I don't know, Oh my god, you haven't really do
you want me to bring stuff up and ask you if you've heard of it,
and then then Google Yah, the Google because you haven't heard of it
either. Right. It is highly confusing. I'm not going to act like
an expert, but I read a big article on this. This is late
last year, probably during Christmas break, and there's a day that's coming up,
and they're going to call it Q Day, and that Q every day
in Sarasota. Q day is when they have like I was, like,
they had lbt g Q and on why why are there? We'd cross the
Q and that stands for queer, Yes, Kevin that this is sense for
quantum And on Q Day, it's basically, there's this computer and it's powerful
than anyone that's ever been built, and it's going to shatter the world of
privacy. I think there's a future and I think it's probably closer than we
know where all of our search histories, public information, private information, I'm
sorry, private information will be exposed to everyone because the way the system works
will be changed again once the quantum computer is finished and built. It is
one of the biggest threats to America's national security. Q Day What date is
QDA going to be? I don't know, some people expect it to be
like probably we're good ten to fifteen years away coming. You're right, I'm
seeing this Q day is coming sooner than we think. That's in for Best
Forbes, Wow, Forbes for Best, Who's Best? That's interesting. Imagine
that the day it drops and everything everyone's ever searched, so you just search
that person and then it's just an easy list. Do you think the que
computer can crack the code of the incognito window? Kevin, Yeah, yes
I do. Dan, it's going to dude, it's going to ruin the
stock market. Why because credit card transactions and stock exchanges are going to be
overrun by people who know how to work the technology of the quantum computer real
quick. It's hard to at all. It could also affect air traffic controllers
and GPS sink about how boned we would be if that got hacked. Why
do we feel like there's a shroud of safety when we click on an icon
that just has a pair of sunglasses on it on our Google browsera incognito.
Yeah, nobody's gonna know what I'm doing now that I'm using this special browser.
Whatever, hat and sunglasses? Oh he got me. I don't know
that I've ever used it incognito. Same, I'm gonna do right now.
Oh it's a different color. Yeah, it's dark by the way. Brow
what o God, why aren't we always no nothing? Why aren't we always
on incognito? I on my phone actually am All these are private windows,
so there's no way anyone can trap track anything on my Apple or on my
Apple phone here, because I have that window open, no one could ever
know that you've just been on xn XX. Look at today's selection. It
stays selection, it's new every day. It's incredible at this point in our
lives. Would we really even care? I don't care, Like if somebody
posted my browser history and made it public, you know what. Just cut
out the middle man, you know, you know what I'm all about.
Right, We don't have to cut through it. We don't have to put
up these facades and everything. It's like, this is me. You're probably
no better. No, that's the beauty, get it. It's going to
be just this blend of the same story. Stinky armpit girls. Well,
he says he loves Selena Gomez applying makeup. It's his favorite thing to look
at Instagram. Thinks I love it. The whole world. That's what he
likes to look at. But if everyone's gonna have so much weird crap and
it's not gonna matter because it's been like all right, we're all yeah,
the celebrities, takes some weird looks and do whatever you want, it'll be
the celebrities that have to deal with it, exactly. Yeah, yeah,
surely. But that became public record though, a lot of things like that.
That'd be kind of not if every search everyone's ever made become public Like
what would you have to search for everyone to be like whoa? And there's
legalities I guess I mean then yeah, right, like how world you get
into that? How to build a bomb, how to dispose of a body?
Things like that. But then again, you can always just say,
well, I was doing research for an art project. You know, ready,
someone sounds ready for Q day over half. Someone sounds well rehearsed for.
You don't want to be the last one of the party, guys,
it say, isn't. The federal government has a goal of having quantum computer
resistant algorithms in place by twenty thirty five. You better make that twenty twenty
five. Technology is moving really fast. QDA comes and we're boned, and
they get into our stock market and shut that down, and air traffic controllers
in GPS. We're done. Q Day's coming. You're gonna be hearing more
about this. I told you yesterday did the story, but the guy got
bashed in the head. So you're gonna be hearing more about this. You're
gonna be hearing more about Q Day in the coming years. I doubt it.
Okay, what her to hear first? What is Fox for? Weather
girl? Kylie Cups looks like she's on Star Wars. It's Kylie Kapps,
you idiot, not Kylie Cups. I would argue with that. I'm the
one that has to DM these girls, So would you stop doing what you
do on loops and as Hot Hot Hot. You don't have to DM every
hot person you see on TV and studio. Kevin, you do it every
day with a carrot of hey, you want to be on the radio.
It never works, nothing works for you. And Instagram sucks because they want
to send two messages after you send the first one until they respond you kind
of done. I saw, please send every guest request with hey you want
to be on the radio. No, not really, with you I saw
randomly yesterday local news happening. I went to Trumpo Taco's yes on Jefferson,
one of my local haunts, which I think last week didn't we report that
they were about to shut things down, right, and now they're not because
because they started up as you went, oh fund me, that's right,
and they drummed up over twenty thousand dollars and then they had to pop up
of some kind and they made another couple grand there and they got enough capital
to keep it going on Jefferson. So anyway, good tacos, great elote
on uh on Jefferson, AB if you're an ocliff. But I went in
there and I was curious because I was going at Tacos Christina's like hey,
Trumpe's not closing. I hadn't even had the story. It's like, yeah,
they did go fund me. I'm like, you know what, I'm
now going to Trumpe. I was about to go to Taco's. LCAI just
always a great decision as well, iconic taco over there in that area.
What'd you get? It doesn't matter, no kidd' taco bed. But I
went in and I was I didn't get it, you know, I like
Taco Bell too. I'm not gonna lie tacobot. But I was wondering if
the owner would be there, and I was like, I want to ask.
This is cool. And the owner was there, and he's standing there
with a local news lady and a cameraman what channel? I don't know.
Could I even be a little more observant? Well? I looked at her,
but I didn't recoond. No, I need the call letters. It
wasn't written on camera. How am I supposed to find out interrupt the interview?
Hey? Stop? Cut cut? Was it univision? No? But
it's a nice looking local news lady in a news Hispanic man a videographer,
and they asked him every question that I would have asked him. So as
I waited for my tacos, I just listened to a news story before it
was edited and presented, and I got all the answers. I remember one
day Shannon Murray of Fox four was at Stevens Park doing a bit and we
had a friend who me you and a friend of ours was playing and he
was like, man, I got a client over here. I hope I
don't get get caught because he is head to work it's supposed to be at
work, but he's playing golf instead with us word he's going to be caught
on Yes and Shannon Murray b roll and dude, sure enough. It's like,
you know, I saw it on Twitter. I got kat, I
saw you on the news today, me and skin Am. I think it
was you, though I didn't think it was you. It is so funny
because there we are. He's like looking at the camera like the number one
thing he was trying not to do. He stirs up, almost like because
he was watching Shannon Murray, who's on Fox four behind us. So I
have not DM ever and won't anytime we see news happening. If you can
become a man on the street interview, you need to seize that opportunity.
And I was ready to do it. I was the only one in there.
It was me, the girl, the cameraman, the owner, you
know, a couple of ployees. So I'm like, if they get done
with this interview, I'm gonna be right here, ready to offer you know
what a real resident of o Cliff thinks about Trumpe. And I was ready.
I had jokes in my head what I would have given a head right
on Fox News in the morning. There's this tukas puts and tunes. I
was gonna say all that, you know, and I had I had a
hoodie and pajama pants on. Once you realized that you weren't going to be
part of their their hit, that you missed a golden opportunity to bring back
grab him by the pee because that's gone away. Otherwise empty taco place.
I just scream that, who said who? Whatever? I wonder whatever happened
to that dude? The original Yeah, the one that didn't Jameis Winston do
that, the repeat offender, Billy Bush No, the viral thing that when
people you'd have a live news hit where you got the reporter, the guy
runs on behind the reporter and screams, He's like Marlin's man. People forgot
about him. Come on dupery Oh no, no, no, no,
no, no, it's uh oh god, blanker right in the blank.
And that's what Jameis Winston was suspended for screaming that when that was like a
meme too much fun good on table at FSU and yelled it gosh in reference
to a very forced meme Jameis Winston. As college students tend to do apparently
caused a scene at FSU today his college students tend to do. And then
he threw a football eighty eight yards from his knees. Yep, yeah,
so ight the w it's a big moment for him. Yeah. And the
TV reports are looking for someone. We've all had to do man on the
street stuff in the past. Yeah, exactly. It's not fun. You
want someone to be to come up to you. Yes, and the TV
people are dying because they're having to do more than ever they want. Yes.
And I was the only one in there, and I would have given
him a good bite, Yeah, just like Trompo Talco's has given me great
bites for so many years. Right here on Jefferson Avenue, long lived Trumpo.
Look, you did the city. I just did that for the city
right there. That's the kind of stuff you could have had, lady,
if you just wrapped it up. She was there for fifteen minutes, asked
this guy a question about tacos, like this is gonna be a one minute
piece. Yeah, wrap it up. A'm that thing over here. But
then they then the lady said Miguel, because I did give Miguel as my
name, and he went and tore up some pastor and I grabbed my trumpo
tacos, my outpas store and hispanics. How many did you get? How
many talkies? I think he went with four or five? Seven? As
lied as you've ever been Christino's over last night. Okay, girls eat like
one. They're pretty, they're not that big. There's a little street talking.
Okay, two, I ate, Okay, they only eat one or
two in front of you. Yeah, I ate four tacos okay, and
the low tastes. I actually didn't even get a low taste. I feel
like I'm lying. Some were cultured. I know what you're still doing.
No, No, I love thee but I didn't. I didn't get any
less. That's about the standard, the four. When I go to Love
Banketta, I get four. If I'm really feeling hungys or Cambre, I'll
get five. Sinko, do you overorder intentionally so you'll have lefties? Because
the problem is with Lo Banketta, it's what it's, hands down, pound
for pound, my favorite meal in the entire metroplex. Beans. So when
I do get it, if I do the over order, I can't stop
eating them. I have to set a predetermined stopping point and it usually lands
at four because if I get seven, thinking yeah, I'm gonna have like
maybe two or three tomorrow, they're gone that same day. Really, yeah,
do you need to make a poo poo sometimes and then you look in
the mirror me can talk to yourself. Oh I love that place so much.
Well, anyway, good first edition to Breakfast, Boners Breakfast. Coming
up next, we'll do the most important thing in the world, involving some
breaking news for the city and also why I was shocked to find Mike McCarthy
doing a commercial last night that's next to ninety seven won the Freak