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Good morning, Happy Friday, Metroplex
mart two of already the last test hid,

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But that's okay. We're gonna have
a lot of fun with a shoe.

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This is Fridays. You always had
fun on Fridays. You have fun

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every day. I'm down with the
personal Kevin Turner. We have Datie Bayless

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here, Mike siroye jj ax go
hi jj hey boys, here she is.

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I was in there all night a
screwdriver fixing that microphone. Finally got

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a fixed. Yes, good job. It was past code protected and you

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you forgot I forgot the password?
You guys have do you have to guess?

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Do you guess? You're am I
derailing already deps No, go ahead.

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How are you doing with your passwords? Okay, yes, you would

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be management just killed the show.
No, that's let me check the whiteboard.

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Parlatable is one of the top things. It is we all deal with

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our passwords. Freak guys, am
I right, No, you're right.

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Let me do it this way.
Let me just throw it all out there

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and then let's get into our mini
segment that has an open Okay, yep,

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okay, yeah. I was shocked
to find Mike McCarthy doing an infomercial

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last night? Was an infomer show? Was selling something? He was doing

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a commercial already last night? Is
it the shock? I think so,

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I'd never seen it before. Was
it for like like laundry Soapmm? No,

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I'll let you I'll let you hear
it At six twenty, how's that?

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Okay, that'll be good? Right, It's like in nineteen minutes,

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big news for the Metroplex yesterday came
up at six thirty. That was huge.

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We had a super divisive division pump
session of all the football games this

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weekend. Okay, and the one
clip for McCarthy's press conference just to that

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it kind of stood out made me
kind of go, huh, think you

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a Cowboys fans vomited in their mouth? And then what you know, what

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is probably the right call scuttle butt
at seven thirty five. Is that the

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one that made me choke on my
burrito that I wasn't eating. You know,

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you don't need to be reading my
teases beforehand, man, that you're

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doing. Let's read all Kevin's teases. Yeah, let's do it. Seven

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thirty for the scuttle butt of Dallas
Cowboys cheerleader has spoken up about something he's

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trying to stay ahead of us,
and uh eight o'clock. I don't know

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what he has written, but Di
Dirk and Dayne Wade still hate each other.

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Oh, plus your chance to win
MAVs tickets. That's gonna be good.

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You can read mind too, you
know how? Oh A thirty ding

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This Morning News. I don't know
what's on there, but is this TikTok

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prank gonna get someone killed? Oh
no, yeah, hey, tune for

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that. That's that tease nine o'clock, Most Epic Moments in TV History,

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Part two? That was kick Ass
yesterday and funny. I cannot wait to

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get back to that today. I
was rolling for twenty minutes. Man.

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Yes, I saved some of the
some of the hits and spread it out

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amongst two days, because it had
to be what did the one? What

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did they say? So you're enjoying
Penis Morren So she's in what you'd say,

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she's enjoying Penis a little bit more
lately. Yeah, it's because they

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went to a couple's therapy, was
why he was saying that, I can

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fill in all those blanks. Take
but just the need to chime in,

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always the need to chime in.
So we're gonna have fun. You can

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all join us two and four eight
when seven seven eight seven call text all

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the good stuff. But let's go
ahead and break out a brand new downbeat

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mini segment. And it goes a
little something like this. That's right,

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it's time for breakfast Boners, brought
to you by nobody. Yeah, not

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yet, but sales is on it. They got the email yesterday about breakfast

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Boners and all the rest. No
sleep, no little sponsorship. I can

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just see you in your living room
with your like your Louis Armstrong cheeks,

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with your trumpet, playing the intro
clarinet, Breakfast Boners. Incredible ambushure you

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have just thinking about this is what
it's come to. Ye, then you

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just slam the clarinet to the side, Breakfast boners, look at the watch,

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and then he just goes to sleep. Boom. What a career,

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What a career it is. We
have careers, freaking losers. I had

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to put the tuba back in the
closet that I haven't touched in thirty four

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years. I love you when you
brought in. Was that for week one

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or two? Yeah? The cornet
or the down beat? Yeah? I

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played taps. He played tabs and
uh he messes up and goes, dang

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it. That was good, though, boy, when you are in the

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uh. I was in the Air
Force for a few years. That revelle

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it's a it'll get burned into your
head as a damn it that way.

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Ssh you up. I mean this
is a recorded one. It's not like

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a dude standing in your barracks.
But oh my god, get up and

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you like, by the time of
your feet at the ground, you're already

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kind of making your bed. Oh
that sounds terrible to me, is there

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yelling at you? Think about being
the guy that has to perform that because

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I learned how to play, because
I was a trumpet player all through middle

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school and high school. So when
I joined boy Scouts, of course,

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guess who's the assigned bugler for Troop
one sixty one in Knox City, Texas.

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That would have been me. So
not only did I have to get

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up earlier than everybody, I had
to wake up my friends and then deal

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with the yelling and crap getting thrown
at you the only one guy. Yeah,

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the only one benefit of being the
bugler friend, Yeah, the only

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one benefit of being the bugler was
that I got first DIBs on on breakfast.

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Really. Yeah, you got the
hottest, the hottest fresh meals,

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the hottest oats porridge. Yeah,
I got to eat first, the first

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ladle of porridge. Yeah. Who
knew that being the first one up every

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morning was going to be a foreshadowing
of my life some forty years later?

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All right, and see that coming? I didn't. But here we are.

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Yeah, I wonder hear about these
passwords get past? I don't know.

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Did you guys have good roads?
Real quick? For that easy?

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I slid one time. I not
sided at all. Earlier the week,

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I slid one time ago. Hero
off the what's the one montfort Ring Valley

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belt line and Supreme Valley of that
water burker. There's a little puddle and

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because it's gotten under thirty two degrees, which has twenty nine degrees right now,

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I think it was ice and I
kind of hit it and whoo.

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They didn't lose it. But you
know, it's kind of like a whoa,

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but expecting that after two perfect days
on the roads earlier in the week,

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actually slid this morning as well?
Right, Oh, there's Kevin.

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He was on the phone with JJ
when it happened, recorded that damn it.

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I told you not to play it. There's some like leak of some

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kind that's been leaking for two days. Water main. I don't even know

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what a water maine is, Kevin, So I don't know. It's a

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leak by a road. I don't
know if the whatever. But in o

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Cliff there's actually of some gentle hills
and there's one where it's the water's kind

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of going down this hill. I
think it's on Colorado. Yeah, it

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is on Colorado and you go over
the hill and it is freezing out technically,

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and yeah, you hit it.
I got a little uh cur or

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maybe ten degrees sideways and like whoa
good morning. Throze your back into place,

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didn't it just kind of yeah,
it adjusted me perfectly fixed. Everything

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have to go to. I have
to go to the back doctor. In

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today, it's the chiropractor. I
was gonna say orthopedics that thing, and

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I was like, that's the foot
guy, eyes to ear diatrist, Kevin,

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damn it. Then what's the other
one. That's what I said,

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I mean orthopedic surgeon. You know
that probably would work on your back or

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yes, that was close. No, another part of your body. Oh,

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chiropractor. Chiropractor chiropractor is not actually
typically not an official doctor. Yeah.

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They usually have good hair, nice
tan, bad breath, and a

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well equipped staff indeed, oh boy, and the confidence to grab your neck

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and pull like the bad guy in
a movie neck crank maneuver at not kill

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you, but crack you. A
ractor has innocently killed someone before, right,

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Okay, Kevin, you don't know, Kevin, irresponsible of you.

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Okay, let me ask you this. I mean hip, I never tell

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us, but I don't want to
google it. I'm don't google it.

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I'm pretty sure you can't kill someone
with you come up behind them and then

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nap their snack maneuver. Because you're
telling me that high school kids some that

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wouldn't be a thing somewhere. Have
you ever heard of anyone doing the walk

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behind him? And that's not good? And then they're just dead and it's

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just common in movies. What about
your best friend that thinks he's a chiropractor

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that does the thing where you put
your arms behind your head and then picks

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you up and drops you pop your
back the friend back crack. I've done

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that one hundred and had it done, yes, And you always act like,

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Oh, it feels so much better. You don't know. I think

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that's a really subtle move in high
school, especially if you're a girl and

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your girl likes a boy. You
crack my back because that's an intimate,

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intimate position. Yeah, not only
passion, and not only are your hands

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around her front, even though she's
covering the front with arms, you're also

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in proximity to It's a vert of
pants on pants touching right front to back,

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pants on pants, and then you
pick them up and you lean back

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and you get their weight, so
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right here. What are you doing? And then you crack their back and

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then it feels good for them too. It's fifteen and just got a breakfast

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boner. Yeah, that's the first
segment. Story on the breakfast boners this

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morning. Okay, what was the
story on pass code? I didn't have

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a stories. I don't know.
Someone made a joke about passwords, and

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I do think that's we get password
problems in our nation. This will be

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a problem in the future, especially
once the y'all heard about the quantum computer.

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Right, I don't know, Oh
my god, you haven't really do

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you want me to bring stuff up
and ask you if you've heard of it,

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and then then Google Yah, the
Google because you haven't heard of it

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either. Right. It is highly
confusing. I'm not going to act like

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an expert, but I read a
big article on this. This is late

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last year, probably during Christmas break, and there's a day that's coming up,

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and they're going to call it Q
Day, and that Q every day

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in Sarasota. Q day is when
they have like I was, like,

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they had lbt g Q and on
why why are there? We'd cross the

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Q and that stands for queer,
Yes, Kevin that this is sense for

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quantum And on Q Day, it's
basically, there's this computer and it's powerful

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than anyone that's ever been built,
and it's going to shatter the world of

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privacy. I think there's a future
and I think it's probably closer than we

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know where all of our search histories, public information, private information, I'm

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sorry, private information will be exposed
to everyone because the way the system works

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will be changed again once the quantum
computer is finished and built. It is

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one of the biggest threats to America's
national security. Q Day What date is

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QDA going to be? I don't
know, some people expect it to be

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like probably we're good ten to fifteen
years away coming. You're right, I'm

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seeing this Q day is coming sooner
than we think. That's in for Best

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Forbes, Wow, Forbes for Best, Who's Best? That's interesting. Imagine

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that the day it drops and everything
everyone's ever searched, so you just search

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that person and then it's just an
easy list. Do you think the que

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computer can crack the code of the
incognito window? Kevin, Yeah, yes

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I do. Dan, it's going
to dude, it's going to ruin the

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stock market. Why because credit card
transactions and stock exchanges are going to be

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overrun by people who know how to
work the technology of the quantum computer real

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quick. It's hard to at all. It could also affect air traffic controllers

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and GPS sink about how boned we
would be if that got hacked. Why

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do we feel like there's a shroud
of safety when we click on an icon

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that just has a pair of sunglasses
on it on our Google browsera incognito.

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Yeah, nobody's gonna know what I'm
doing now that I'm using this special browser.

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Whatever, hat and sunglasses? Oh
he got me. I don't know

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that I've ever used it incognito.
Same, I'm gonna do right now.

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Oh it's a different color. Yeah, it's dark by the way. Brow

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what o God, why aren't we
always no nothing? Why aren't we always

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on incognito? I on my phone
actually am All these are private windows,

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so there's no way anyone can trap
track anything on my Apple or on my

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Apple phone here, because I have
that window open, no one could ever

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know that you've just been on xn
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stays selection, it's new every day. It's incredible at this point in our

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lives. Would we really even care? I don't care, Like if somebody

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posted my browser history and made it
public, you know what. Just cut

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out the middle man, you know, you know what I'm all about.

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Right, We don't have to cut
through it. We don't have to put

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up these facades and everything. It's
like, this is me. You're probably

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no better. No, that's the
beauty, get it. It's going to

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be just this blend of the same
story. Stinky armpit girls. Well,

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he says he loves Selena Gomez applying
makeup. It's his favorite thing to look

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at Instagram. Thinks I love it. The whole world. That's what he

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likes to look at. But if
everyone's gonna have so much weird crap and

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it's not gonna matter because it's been
like all right, we're all yeah,

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the celebrities, takes some weird looks
and do whatever you want, it'll be

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the celebrities that have to deal with
it, exactly. Yeah, yeah,

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surely. But that became public record
though, a lot of things like that.

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That'd be kind of not if every
search everyone's ever made become public Like

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what would you have to search for
everyone to be like whoa? And there's

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legalities I guess I mean then yeah, right, like how world you get

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into that? How to build a
bomb, how to dispose of a body?

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Things like that. But then again, you can always just say,

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well, I was doing research for
an art project. You know, ready,

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someone sounds ready for Q day over
half. Someone sounds well rehearsed for.

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You don't want to be the last
one of the party, guys,

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it say, isn't. The federal
government has a goal of having quantum computer

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resistant algorithms in place by twenty thirty
five. You better make that twenty twenty

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five. Technology is moving really fast. QDA comes and we're boned, and

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they get into our stock market and
shut that down, and air traffic controllers

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in GPS. We're done. Q
Day's coming. You're gonna be hearing more

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about this. I told you yesterday
did the story, but the guy got

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bashed in the head. So you're
gonna be hearing more about this. You're

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gonna be hearing more about Q Day
in the coming years. I doubt it.

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Okay, what her to hear first? What is Fox for? Weather

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girl? Kylie Cups looks like she's
on Star Wars. It's Kylie Kapps,

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you idiot, not Kylie Cups.
I would argue with that. I'm the

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one that has to DM these girls, So would you stop doing what you

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do on loops and as Hot Hot
Hot. You don't have to DM every

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hot person you see on TV and
studio. Kevin, you do it every

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day with a carrot of hey,
you want to be on the radio.

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It never works, nothing works for
you. And Instagram sucks because they want

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to send two messages after you send
the first one until they respond you kind

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of done. I saw, please
send every guest request with hey you want

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to be on the radio. No, not really, with you I saw

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randomly yesterday local news happening. I
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one of my local haunts, which
I think last week didn't we report that

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they were about to shut things down, right, and now they're not because

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because they started up as you went, oh fund me, that's right,

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and they drummed up over twenty thousand
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of some kind and they made another
couple grand there and they got enough capital

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to keep it going on Jefferson.
So anyway, good tacos, great elote

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on uh on Jefferson, AB if
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there and I was curious because I
was going at Tacos Christina's like hey,

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Trumpe's not closing. I hadn't even
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they did go fund me. I'm
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now going to Trumpe. I was
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always a great decision as well,
iconic taco over there in that area.

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What'd you get? It doesn't matter, no kidd' taco bed. But I

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went in and I was I didn't
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Taco Bell too. I'm not gonna
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the owner would be there, and
I was like, I want to ask.

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This is cool. And the owner
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with a local news lady and a
cameraman what channel? I don't know.

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Could I even be a little more
observant? Well? I looked at her,

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but I didn't recoond. No,
I need the call letters. It

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wasn't written on camera. How am
I supposed to find out interrupt the interview?

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Hey? Stop? Cut cut?
Was it univision? No? But

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it's a nice looking local news lady
in a news Hispanic man a videographer,

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and they asked him every question that
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I waited for my tacos, I
just listened to a news story before it

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was edited and presented, and I
got all the answers. I remember one

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day Shannon Murray of Fox four was
at Stevens Park doing a bit and we

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had a friend who me you and
a friend of ours was playing and he

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was like, man, I got
a client over here. I hope I

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don't get get caught because he is
head to work it's supposed to be at

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work, but he's playing golf instead
with us word he's going to be caught

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on Yes and Shannon Murray b roll
and dude, sure enough. It's like,

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you know, I saw it on
Twitter. I got kat, I

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saw you on the news today,
me and skin Am. I think it

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was you, though I didn't think
it was you. It is so funny

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because there we are. He's like
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thing he was trying not to do. He stirs up, almost like because

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he was watching Shannon Murray, who's
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have not DM ever and won't anytime
we see news happening. If you can

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become a man on the street interview, you need to seize that opportunity.

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And I was ready to do it. I was the only one in there.

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It was me, the girl,
the cameraman, the owner, you

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know, a couple of ployees.
So I'm like, if they get done

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with this interview, I'm gonna be
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what a real resident of o Cliff
thinks about Trumpe. And I was ready.

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I had jokes in my head what
I would have given a head right

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on Fox News in the morning.
There's this tukas puts and tunes. I

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was gonna say all that, you
know, and I had I had a

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hoodie and pajama pants on. Once
you realized that you weren't going to be

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part of their their hit, that
you missed a golden opportunity to bring back

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grab him by the pee because that's
gone away. Otherwise empty taco place.

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I just scream that, who said
who? Whatever? I wonder whatever happened

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to that dude? The original Yeah, the one that didn't Jameis Winston do

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that, the repeat offender, Billy
Bush No, the viral thing that when

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people you'd have a live news hit
where you got the reporter, the guy

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runs on behind the reporter and screams, He's like Marlin's man. People forgot

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about him. Come on dupery Oh
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no, no, it's uh oh
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And that's what Jameis Winston was suspended
for screaming that when that was like a

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meme too much fun good on table
at FSU and yelled it gosh in reference

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to a very forced meme Jameis Winston. As college students tend to do apparently

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caused a scene at FSU today his
college students tend to do. And then

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he threw a football eighty eight yards
from his knees. Yep, yeah,

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so ight the w it's a big
moment for him. Yeah. And the

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TV reports are looking for someone.
We've all had to do man on the

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street stuff in the past. Yeah, exactly. It's not fun. You

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want someone to be to come up
to you. Yes, and the TV

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people are dying because they're having to
do more than ever they want. Yes.

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And I was the only one in
there, and I would have given

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him a good bite, Yeah,
just like Trompo Talco's has given me great

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bites for so many years. Right
here on Jefferson Avenue, long lived Trumpo.

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Look, you did the city.
I just did that for the city

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right there. That's the kind of
stuff you could have had, lady,

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if you just wrapped it up.
She was there for fifteen minutes, asked

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this guy a question about tacos,
like this is gonna be a one minute

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piece. Yeah, wrap it up. A'm that thing over here. But

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then they then the lady said Miguel, because I did give Miguel as my

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name, and he went and tore
up some pastor and I grabbed my trumpo

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tacos, my outpas store and hispanics. How many did you get? How

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many talkies? I think he went
with four or five? Seven? As

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lied as you've ever been Christino's over
last night. Okay, girls eat like

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one. They're pretty, they're not
that big. There's a little street talking.

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Okay, two, I ate,
Okay, they only eat one or

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two in front of you. Yeah, I ate four tacos okay, and

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the low tastes. I actually didn't
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like I'm lying. Some were cultured. I know what you're still doing.

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No, No, I love thee
but I didn't. I didn't get any

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less. That's about the standard,
the four. When I go to Love

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Banketta, I get four. If
I'm really feeling hungys or Cambre, I'll

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get five. Sinko, do you
overorder intentionally so you'll have lefties? Because

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the problem is with Lo Banketta,
it's what it's, hands down, pound

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for pound, my favorite meal in
the entire metroplex. Beans. So when

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I do get it, if I
do the over order, I can't stop

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eating them. I have to set
a predetermined stopping point and it usually lands

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at four because if I get seven, thinking yeah, I'm gonna have like

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maybe two or three tomorrow, they're
gone that same day. Really, yeah,

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do you need to make a poo
poo sometimes and then you look in

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the mirror me can talk to yourself. Oh I love that place so much.

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Well, anyway, good first edition
to Breakfast, Boners Breakfast. Coming

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up next, we'll do the most
important thing in the world, involving some

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breaking news for the city and also
why I was shocked to find Mike McCarthy

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