Let's get it. Thursday morning, Metroplex, here for you. After a
big, big night for us where we went to the exclusive world premiere of
The Iron Claw at the Texas Theater. There's a red carpettect thing. No
big deal, no big deal. Tell you a little bit about that movie.
Did we like it? Eight o'clock? Get into that a movie made
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think we're good, but we're really not. Do we think we're good?
Like every cool move you think you've got, she's like you have seen that
like a thousand times. You're just like every other Yeah, cool move.
It's not the duggie. What's your coolest move? The stanky leg? It's
not a move? What is it? I don't know, bad Dan,
what's your coolest move in sex. Yeah, they're unnamed. Do you hit
the turbo button? Yeah, I tapped the turbo button. He hits the
nitress, hit the nose, these things over. I treated like Mario Kartzon.
I will throw a banana. Nothing wrong with that. See what happens.
My best move is just saying I'm good, thank you, decline.
I choose to sleep and roll over. Close your eyes. My hot move.
What a night last night. Last thing I saw was, uh,
was Jeremy Allen White clutching Kevin by the forearm, saying you're coming with me
tonight. You're coming with me? And Kevin was like, I don't.
I got a show in the morning, and he was like nope. And
then I think I heard the last literal last thing I heard was your mind
pork chop mm hm. And then Danny and I disappeared, and then you
two got on that big old bus. That was a cool bus. I
just wondering where you guys went. Well, we couldn't get on the bus.
This was huge. Yeah, it was just you two in there.
I was lacking a good cocktail election that I was a little disappointed to find
out that they just had bud light in there. Yeah, come on,
guys, dress this thing up with a fine whiskey. It's Mikey and I
and kay Ray walked into the oak Cliff Night's right disappeared into the Night of
oak Cliff, and we lost Kevio to the star of the Affects as the
bear yep and the co star of Yeah, the iron Claw Claw what was
he? The Coast Star? We will discuss. I didn't say much last
night. We have a lot to discuss, we sure do. But I
could see in your eyes that you were yearning, urronating, yearning. We're
in urinating at six point thirty. I don't doubt it. Yearning. Yeah,
that's fine. I was just real hot, had a hood. So
him, is he? Dude? I'm with you, brother. Well,
is Adrian Brody a good life? No at all? Okay, so that's
kind of what I mean sexy about him? Yeah, exactly. It's called
being on screen and famous and having millions of dollars and being able to act.
No, not at all. I'm just saying that average dudes that get
put on screen and get the Hollywood machine behind them transcend into something more than
they would be if you didn't know who they were and just saw him walking
down the aisle of a Bucky's. And that's the god's honest truth, and
we all know it. Everybody knows it. Everyone knows it. He was
not lusted after for his role on Shameless, nor quite Smashable, but not
to this level. No, because once the bear took off, it's a
whole thing. Women of all ages are after this man. It's the fact
that he can cook. Oh, he owns his own restaurant and he can
cook. He doesn't do either of those. He's a terrible manager. I
mean, dude, I'm sorry. If you're on a restaurant and you get
trapped in your own walk in, I want to tell you something about a
walking restaurant failure. What are we going to be joined by? Leon Fridges?
Homeworld bells him out of like every problem he has. Leon Fridges is
going to be one of the best restaurants in town. He might be our
celebrity picker today too. Yeah, Leon Fridges Callahan o'clock. Well, so
you think if they put one of us on screen and we had a cool
role, Danny would look amazing. I think any one of us with the
right treatment, Yeah, the right clothes the makeup and look a lot of
brooding shots like that. That's what those guys all do. They brewed a
lot of it. Though. Also is the fact that these guys are actors
and they have really really interesting, well developed personalities too, and that's a
huge part of sex appeals. There's a lot of different ways this goes though.
I mean, it's a holding. The way the women I think would
see Danny would be more of a mysterious They are looking for a guy who's
told Arkan Hansome for soroy. It's just the women who just want to get
thrashed. I want to get the bull in the bullring, a step in
the bull ring. They've had the young calf. Now they went the old
bull and with me. It's the same way that women will jokingly say that
seth rogen is attractive or something. You know, it's a it's a more
of a boyish charm. See we've got it. People just don't know yet.
And we're on the radio. That'll that'll doc you ten points ever time.
No kidding, that's one of the top five industries to not get laid
in radio. No, that's not true, one of the top fifteen.
You're a celebrity, Kevin. Women want a firefighter or someone who's out there.
I bet ready construction, dude, construction and the only thing shirtless but
the safety vest over. Are you renaked magazine again? Did you re up
your subscription to Playgirl? I told you not to tell anyone. You know
what's digital only now, Kevin? I know which is better for me because
they don't have to have it displayed all over my coffee table that I like
to get under when I'm sad, like looking up through a glass coffee table
and just curled up underneath like a wooden boat. Yeah. I keep on
in the bedroom, Kevin, Go go to your place and he crawls out
of bed and just gets under the second. I'll be back to normal in
a minute. Under what I'm sad. Throw on some death Cavin so day
holds. I think, and I've said that I think acting might be really
easy. It's it's incredibly easy, but we act like it's the most complex,
difficult thing, and it's all it's more about. If you get someone
to look at you and say, hey, you want to be in this
movie? Yeah, of course, then you just memorize your stuff and condll
do whatever. Look in the can and it's what you look like almost every
time. And the reason, I mean, I thought this forever, but
I was watching The Crown, right funny brought up wait you start watching it?
Picked it up and yeah, I've been recommitting to The Crown. I'm
almost done with season two and it's great. And once Princess Diana gets there,
I'm like, this lady looks exactly like Princess Diana and the voice is
perfect. How did you find this person? It's like, oh, yeah,
because acting is not that hard. Yeah, you just need to find
someone who looks just like her and someone who's done a little bit of practice,
and then off you go. Until Lily James get the Pamela Anderson gig,
It's like, oh, we can make her look like Pamela Anderson.
And she looked nothing like Pamela Anderson in the movie. Yes, I agree,
but we made her look like Pamela Anderson. I think if you were
just casted confident, you can pull off acting. I think absolutely any of
the three of us could legitimately be solid actors. I'm not saying like excellent
actors. I don't know. And I've seen some performances that have blown me
away where I'm like so emotional. I'm like, oh my god, yeah,
like that was that was art. So there's a different level. But
you're talking middle of the road. Come on, I mean, let's we
should do a live reading of a script. Oh my god, I mean
tell me the movie. I'll pull it up right now. I would love
to do a cold read of a script. Yeah, it was a fantas
scene or any scene. I don't it doesn't matter. That's definitely different than
acting on screen because you're just doing it. Yeah, of course it's voiceover
versus Actually, I'll tell you this. You take Jeremy Allen White, okay,
who I really think is bad as and the Bear I think was beautiful,
and I would probably put him in a favorite TV show. I'd put
him into that higher category of man. Just the look on his face is
something that I don't think I could pull off. But I'm not sure that
if you put me into the Bear season three that I would do a worse
job than Jeremy Allan White would do doing an F and morning show for four
hours at all. Oh, he would be terrible. I think he'd be
awful and everyone be like, God, I love this guy, but he
is not interesting, which also actually applies to me in this Each art is
different, which everyone is saying like, oh I thought more of that guy
would be great, but now that I see it, Oh no, thanks,
I'm not going to go to that length and say that acting is buying
large easy. My whole thing was, you can take an average looking dude
that would just be you wouldn't maybe even give a second look if you ran
into them in the wild and didn't know who they were, just completely no
context whatsoever. But because they are famous, and because they have been on
a big screen and they have a great actor's personality and chops and all that
stuff, I think they've become physically more attractive. That was my whole thing.
She brought up Adrian Brody. Of course, he's a phenomenal actor,
but yeah, he's not just a smoke show in the wild, but he
in Hollywood. Yeah, sure, Mikey did. No, I've never heard
not one word of anyone saying Adrian Brody was sexy. He's on the cover
of GQ and stuff, and oh yeah, there's a lot of women that
love him because he's got an unorthodox look and that puts him in a separate
category then traditional hot. I think Jeremy Ellen White falls into the sac like
like zac Efron is a beautiful man when he's not rooted out for a wrestling
role. But there's a distinction between the model looks of Ephron and the rugged,
everyday boy next door looks of Jeremy Allen White. Right, yes,
yeah, I agree. But it's also we covet what we see, clarice,
So if you see him do something it's an emotional role, then you're
like, oh my god, he's vulnerable. That's I find to hit that
attractive. They also have someone telling them what to do at all times,
their spot, someone at all times directing them on what to do. Yeah.
Man, and I'm not comparing everything to our job. Anyone who goes
to your job at home, depot or whatever, you don't have someone telling
you what to do all day long. You just do your job. Dude.
Imagine if we had someone telling us what to do and to say at
all times, how easy it would be to just regurgitate that? Okay?
Yes, and what do you think you ever seen? Length? Is?
I mean five seconds? Probably tracking shots before there's any cut. So let's
do let's take a radio show for four hours, spend a year and a
half editing it down, making everything perfect, and then playing it and it'd
be like this is this is exactly who Caveot, Danny and Mikey and jj
R. And it would be like perfect, and then premiere it to a
huge audience on the Red Carpet with Entertainment tonight there and then give us millions
of dollars, right, and then I like this plan, you guys are
coming back with, Well, so we do one radio real easy here,
we do one radio show a year, Yes, we do one. Yes,
we could do one four hour radio show. Edit it down to about
a ninety minute show. Huh, perfect, cuts everything, add anything you
want, sweeten anything you want, any sound effects anyway gets they can use
AI technology to fix it and make it sound perfect. Yeah, I like
that, and then do a huge release play it for ninety minutes. That's
all that matters. That's how you're judged. That's entirely your the sum of
your talent or anything at all is that. And then you go to Saint
Croix for a couple months and put your feet up and wait for someone else
to call it and say, oh my god, it was so good.
Yeah, but then we got to go out and promote it. The point
is we're the ones with the real talent. That is the point, Danny.
If you can't read between the lines, people, I'm just telling you.
I took no theater and would have if I would have been ridiculed for
it in the hometown that I'm from, and I would be a beast of
an actor. And I just because I know how to play it to the
camera, I know how to feel out a moment, and I know when
the audience is in the palm of my hands. Wanted to crush them,
wanted to elevate them, but I not how to send them on the right
of their lives. You have a tremendous actor, all right, Leonardo.
I also and we'll send that to some Asians. I also can't get horror.
Did he just say what I thought he said? Much like Leonardo,
it's a problem for him. Not true hot falls though. See how I
did that. He was acting. He was playing a role. He's playing
mystery incontinents. Okay, I mean this is very easy. I'm sitting here
and I'm like, I got this script right here that we can just pull
up and read a document. Let's do this, but it's only two characters.
Okay, you go oh oh no, No, okay, Mike,
I want you to play the role. Where where am I on the main
do you know what? Yeah, it's gonna be on the It's gonna be
on the main doc. I'm gonna put it at the very top ahead of
lives all Okay, Danny, I want you to play the role. We
have a narrator, because Danny could be an fing narrator. I be making
half a million dollars a year in your underwear, acting so easy you could
do it in your I'm gonna be uh, Danny. I wants you to
be Evan and Mike. I wants you to be Seth, and I'll be
I'll be the mom. Okay, what's the mom? Evan's mom? Okay?
I don't think you want to be the mom now that I see a
piece of the script. We wouldn't do that. We love you too much.
I'm Seth. Yes, you got it, Danny. Yeah, is
there any context? No, Evan is An, Seth is Mike, okay,
and the scene setter is yeah okay. In Evan's house, in the
kitchen, Evan is seventeen, a little too tall and slim, A boy
who never clearly had figured out how to style his hair. He's finishing off
a bowl of cereal. He is on his cell phone and what am dad?
Seth am? My friend seth? Yes, his friend action? He
didn't even know. Okay, action, can we Christopher guess this a little
bit? We need some improv? Yes, okay, we're gonna have to
also do some editing too, because I see some sweary word. I don't
go full Anchorman here. All right, we're ready. Action. What's up?
What's up? I was Oh, I was doing a bunch of research
last night. That's not how it's supposed to go, right. I thought
you were the mom, not the director. I am the mom, but
I'm not a speaking part yet. Women can't direct, not this one.
I can't operate on this boys my son Take two? Take two? All
right? Right? At you eating cereal? So up? Yeah? Uh?
I was doing research last night for next year. And dude, I
think I'm gonna go with bang bus. Which one's bank bus. It's one
that uh you know, bang bus, that's one where they bang chicks on
the bus. Thirteen thirteen bucks a month total access the live webcam. All
of it the works. It'll be like I'm on the bus banging them myself.
Dude, you know that stuff's all bs. They're all faking it,
and plus your folks are going to look at the bill. Dude, it
shows up under a different name. I hope bang bus. Oh that's me
too. I'd flip my page. Yep, pitch two, bang bus.
All right, that wouldn't look good. Maybe I don't know. Maybe I
should, Well, I should pick them on the least dirty sounding name.
Well, weapons of ass destructions out. Then Seth pulls up in front of
the house. Oh well, okay, I could tell my parents I'm dinner
project on Rome. I have to research orgies. I might a m I
work. Evan walks out of his front door. We reveal he is walking
towards Seth's car. Maybe I haven't yeah, maybe not. Let's read that
because you have to get through it. Okay, okay, okay, all
right, kevios for only line. All right, I'm on a cell phone.
Yeah, just tell him you're taking a taking a class on BJ's They
both hang up, and Evan gets in the car. Seth is about to
pull away when Evan's mother comes out the front door. Oh, thanks for
taking him, Seth. Evan changes the radio station to ninety seven to one.
The freak. Seth slaps his hands. I do don't don't touch that.
They're so funny. I can't imagine. And what you'll do without each
other next year, Evan told me that you didn't get into state. Yeah,
you know, I I got some other places, the good places.
I think I'm gonna be fine. Well, are you going to miss each
other? Miss each other? No? S and sick. Yeah, millions
of dollars. That was harder than I thought I was gonna thought that was
a simple task. Now I was in my own head the whole time,
thinking, oh dude, this sucks. I'm doing this wrong. All right.
I'd like to apologize to actors. Fantastic. I said their job is
stupid and easy. The actors, you have it hard, the hardest thing
about being an actor, You know what I hear? Because they got Hollywood
diets. Yeah they Hollywood And they didn't just get handed that one second ago.
And I read it literally reading it for the first time, and they're
in front of a camera, had months to months think about this. They
know who they are. Yeah, they read the scripts and sit on them.
That's the hardest part being about being an actors reading. They've been at
home running sides with their model girlfriends, right, practicing, and then when
you get a question or a line right, the model takes off a tiny
piece of clothing if she's even wearing in it, And then you get it
on something else right, and then she takes something else off on a scale
of one to bow legs. How depressing was the movie last night? Well,
we'll tell you at eight o'clock. Eight o'clock. Yes, that was
the intro to Super Bad. Good job every one. That was a late
night. By the way, I assume that's a text you just read.
Yeah, it was. It was a lot of wonder from who you know
what Brody? You guys, will just at least back me up that I
tried to finagle a ticket to get Brody in the door last night. Yes,
will you at least give because I don't want to tell him, Hey
man, you know I couldn't do it, but you don't want you don't
want to get him give him false hope? Right, But twice I was,
I was, I thought we might have a Lucy and then it turns
out we didn't know what Brody left to talk back yesterday, but we didn't
get to it because of reasons. Because we're playing a game, right we're
having all the fun of ben Skin. Do you'll want to hear it because
I think on the night that we saw the Iron Call, we should yeah,
pay homage to Brody. Brody, by the way, for those that
don't know, is a big listener of the station, and he is a
wrestling expert, and I think it's kind of a going to go here we
go, Yeah, break this up for me. JJ, here's Brody from
yesterday. Hey boys. Three other names from the Sexiest Man List, Kevin
Elster, the Big Red Machine Kane, and former packer Gilbert Brown more important
than boys were seventeen days away from Survivor series that to Thanksgiving tradition like any
other Kevin. In the JT epilogue, he mentions working at a sports radio
station when one of the afternoon hosts walked in and said, if you want
Brittany to love you, all you got to do is Petter Brown. Then
he took another bump of coke, fired his pistols in the air, jumped
on his motorcycle and headed back to Boyd. I love your bones amazing if
you really want Brittany to love you. Among the things Brody is a master
of, it's walking up to the ledge dancing he is doing. He's like
a Russian team with a one of those cameras dancing on the side of the
tower, antennas and buildings and stuff. He's always up on the turnbuckle,
and I think one day he might. He is right on the edge.
You know. He's not reading those either. No, I know, top
of his head. Well, he thinks him out, but he's not like
looking at a script that he wrote. Yeah, he's cutting promos. Yeah,
like David good mic work. Yeah. I like Kevin, but I
like David. We're von Eric experts, now, okay, I just know
that I know, right, But if you foremost experts in the von Eric
family. One thing I will say, if you go see this movie and
you think you're going to learn everything you wanted to know about Chris, yeah,
I want to avoid it. They may just lop off one of the
brothers completely from their lives and his entire story. Yeah you know what,
maybe that's what they wanted. Well, yeah, because what are they like,
I can't squeeze in a whole nother brother storyline and suicide, Like,
what are we gonna do? It's too much for the holiday movie of the
year. The Iron Claw comes out December twenty second. But we were at
the premiere. It's been all over the TV behind you. Celebrities were here
in town. We were there, Jay and we have JJ were a pro
to review this thing. Press pass? What Yeah, that's press pass.
What do you mean? Oh she can't. Yeah, didn't think it got
solved yesterday? Saga. I think that, Oh that was That's something completely
different. That's about why is there always something? Had a conversation last night.
Yeah, Unfortunately, like full reviews, can't really discuss until like the
week of the film drops. But I can give social media reactions, and
I mean I'll just say what I said probably on social well read your own
have fun I had last night. She went to the after party homes.
Yeah, I know. I think we can do it in a way that
there are no spoilers. We are we can talk about whatever we want.
I think, so, yeah, right, can't we? I mean yeah,
for me, just because I was on like the their press list,
it's different. Yeah, guess and I'm under yeah, with the company that
I like, you know, work with. That's one of the things you
know, when you sign on to be a part of the press list,
you kind of have to respect the embargo and so no, you can away.
What are they going to do? And then yeah, I'll just support
you guys. JJ will be at the press conference today. Yes, well
if Christina Ray swing in at nine and uh over the board. What a
day around here. Let's have a great day. Let's go ahead and move
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