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Joe Ascalante live from Hollywood, if
by Hollywood you mean Burbank. And this

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is two hours of the Business End
of Show Business and Sam My engineer is

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here. And guess what I can't
hear myself again for the second week in

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a row. Is your headphone on? Oh? I need you to come

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over and turn them on? Can
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me one moment. I'm just Kiddingnicky's
ready to do it. Okay. See,

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that's why we now have an associate
producer. Hello, they still not

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on? Okay, try pushing buttons. I think it worked for a second

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there, anyway we hear you?
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have a working microphone? Professional?
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last week. Last week it didn't
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over to one of the other channels. But I'll be fine. We'll figure

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it out during the break. Okay, all right, we have some breaking

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news going on right here. There
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Show Business that we do here every
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world on iHeart Media. Or iHeartRadio
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to use, and we have with
us in the studio, assistant producer NICKI.

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That's right, Strabinsky, the Polish
Princess of Pasadena. That's a good

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one, right, I'm going to
steal that. Yeah, that's it.

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Yeah, you have a you have
some branding going on right now. Yeah,

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it happens for me. Thank you. And coming up later in the

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program, we're gonna have a report
from mister broadway Pants himself otherwise known as

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my nephew Kevin about the Tonys,
because the Tonys are taking place tonight and

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all of America is excited about the
awards that are being presented right now as

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we speak. In the New York
City. That's where they do that,

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right, mister broadway Pants. Yes, it's at the Lincoln Center. Oh,

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the Lincoln Center. Isn't that the
place where they displaced thousands and thousands

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of poor people to make a playground
for the rich. Yeah, just like

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Dodger Stadium, where where mister broadway
Pants. And I just came from the

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Dodger game where oh Tani hit two
home runs right in front of us,

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and and then Freddy Freeman hit a
home run back to back. Yeah,

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they're back to back home runs.
And what a great day for the great

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Father's Day for two guys with no
kids. Actually, I do have a

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Father's Day gift for the both of
you because you're both you're old enough to

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be at my father and you have
a kid. So I brought it.

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Oh wow, I know you guys. I know you like candy that's good

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for your teeth. Yes, I
do, so I have candy that could

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be good for your teeth. After
we because you got me a breath,

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I also got a tooth You're the
best. It's uh for those who don't

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have eyes on this, it's a
sour patch box. And photograph this because

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this is yeah. Yeah, so
she got us a box of salary patch

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kids and a toothbrush to make sure
that we don't have uh, we don't

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die from the dreaded gum disease Jurd
and gervartis. Wow, that's just really

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nice. Happy day. Oh my
gosh, I'm touched. Yeah, well,

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we had a great day, and
uh, let's get to the breaking

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news. Though. You know how
important keys to the city are. I

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mean they just when you when when
a celebrity gets one uh, or a

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dignitary. I mean it's a big
deal. And you got that key,

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and it pretty much says that you
are the guy that can go anywhere.

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And what I want is the alarm
codes to the city and I'm holding out

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for that. But p Diddy,
everybody know I when we talk about him

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all the time on the show,
because you know, he's interesting, you

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know what. So he had to
give back his key to the city.

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Eric Adams asked him to, kind
of wondering like, I don't know how

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you feel about this, Nikki.
I uh, I think if you give

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someoney the key to the city,
they get to keep it. Yeah,

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let him have the key to the
city. I mean, I don't think

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he's gonna you have the key to
the city. But it doesn't mean that

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you can still walk around and get
in anywhere. I mean you could,

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you could kind of go to a
deli and maybe cut in line if you

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had it with you. But it's
kind of big, that's not It's not

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really something you can put on a
keychain. I'm looking at a picture of

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it right now. Do you see
this ooh, yeah, it's a little

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larger. You know. The thing
about a key to the city and returning

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it is like, how do you
get it back? You have to FedEx

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mail it, you have to drop
it off. It's like not it's not

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small enough. You can kind of
hide it in your waistband on the way.

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I would say, if you're gonna
take my key to the city back,

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I want a ceremony right as as
as big and with as much pomp

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and circumstance. This is the key
that when they gave it to me,

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what is the cultural like value of
it? Can I walk into a deli

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with that key and say feed me? Absolutely you can. And that is

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common knowledge that if you have a
key to the city, you're not paying

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for food or drinks, sandwiches,
no, no, no, no,

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no, no, everything's on the
house. So uh, if you are

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a sex trafficker, it gets a
little complicated because people are saying, oh,

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wait a second, aren't you weren't
you just shamed? Yes, but

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I have the key to the city. It gets the awkward so he probably

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not gonna use it anyway, but
it's just weird to make them. I

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would wait until the at least one
conviction was handed in, and I think

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that's where we are as a society. This show is so serious. We're

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now like, have we forgot about
the Fourth Amendment? I think that's the

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one. I mean, wait,
I mean I can see like you lose

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an advertiser, so you tell a
like, well you can't be on my

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TV show anymore or whatever like that. But a key to the city,

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I'd wait till the convictions good way, you would think so. But the

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reason why that it was requested back
by the Mayor of New York was specifically

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because of the video that emerged of
him beating his former girlfriend. And in

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the age of AI, we're now
basing things on hotel surveillance cameras well,

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I would say, Adams, Oh
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did he actually apologized for it on
video, although you are arguing that that

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may have been a diddy a that
was a deep fake. That was a

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deep fake. Did he fake?
That's what that was? Did he fake?

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I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I mean he did

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say I'm yeah, I did some
stuff or whatever. I get it.

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But to me, it's a little
grand standing by the mayor. Let me

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get in on this Diddy story.
I remember, didn't we give him a

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key to the city. Let's take
it back and that the cameras roll they

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took back. Oh jays Heisman,
Just can you give it back? Uh

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No, I think somebody actually stole
it from him or something. Part of

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the when a bunch of people stole
his memorabilia and then he'd kidnapped them and

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went to jail for that. That
was. That was I mean, don't

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get me started on my high horse
about justice. Look, if you can't

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convict O. J. Simpson at
the O. J. Simpson Nicole murder

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and Goldman murder, just let it
go and go right around and try to

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convict him for trying to take back
his own memorabilia. That was stupid.

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Yeah, nobody call nobody, Uh
calls me though, they don't ask me

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about these things. Uh okay,
So question about the keys of the city

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and then we can drop it,
okay, and then we're gonna go and

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then we're gonna talk about me.
Yeah, I want to hear all about

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it. But if you get given
the key to the city, is it

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a gift? Can you request back
a gift? Well, I would say

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I would not. Okay, when
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I think it's an uneven prospect.
Because you're probably way more famous than the

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mayor that gave it to you,
and they want you to come and have

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a big celebration, and it's all
about them really and the key to the

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city. I would for all your
celebrities out there, this is my advice

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to you. If someone asks you
to go to some BS Key to the

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City ceremony, at least have it
in the agreement that they can't take it

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back. This is this is this, this cannot be taken back. Well,

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I honestly think it could be like
a comparison to whenever people who are

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married or engaged breakup, does the
other person get the ring back? Yeah?

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I mean that's like, you know, one of those topics that's like

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I would say, like, you
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New York so he's got to give
it back? Yeah? Okay, you

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sound like regular professional radio. We're
trying to be idiots here. I am

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a professional heart. Then you go
to prison forever, that's sort of fine,

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and then they lock you in with
the city prison as well and have

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that. Yeah. I don't know, but it just so happens that I'm

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interested in this topic because I'm getting
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speak on next Sunday and everybody's invited. Oh yeah, yeah at the Los

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Alamados Museum in Los Alamitos, California. They are honoring me with a installation

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in the Los Alamados Hall of Fame
at the Los Alamados Museum June twenty third,

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from two to four. I think
we're gonna have the Taco Man's gonna

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be there. You know, the
Taco Man. You've seen him at a

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party probably see it goes to white
people's houses too, And the Taco Man's

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going to be there, and we're
gonna go and then I'm gonna say a

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few words about growing up in the
Los Alamados Rossmore Seal Beach, Hawaiian Gardens

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area, and then we have to
book it right over here for the show

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at five minutes. Yeah, I
think we might have a I'll be driving

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really fast on that day. Yeah. So yeah, they just called me

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out of the blue and they said
we're reopening the museum. It's a reopening

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and they said can you come and
and blah blah blah. And I the

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first I thought it was Sam just
pranking me. And when I found out

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it was real, I said,
let's do this. And so that's what

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we're gonna do. That's gonna be
really cool. I'm really excited for you,

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man. Yeah, it really speaks
to the how big and like the

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impact your life and career has had, and that an entire city is like,

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yeah, we kind of want to
identify ourselves with you. I thank

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you very much. Yeah, it's
very flattering. Or it speaks to the

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fact that there's no one else from
that town. But they did have that

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girl from them Nexium scandal, the
cult. Oh yeah, yeah, she

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lives in Rossmore. She was chained
to it from her Lincoln bracelet recently.

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Maybe she'll come. You probably know
Wherekevin, from your high school or something.

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I know I've for I never met
her. I'm nominating her for next

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year. Okay, maybe we should
give her that law. Maybe she can

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come. I forgot her name.
We'll find out. Alison Alison Mac.

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Yeah, Alison Mack is from Rossmore. So Joe Scalante, Alison Mack,

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and Kathy Rigby JT. Snow.
These are the people. I'm sure they're

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all be inducted. And there's a
globetrotter too. I saw the globe trotter

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ay in the meeting. When you
said there's a globetrotter, I immediately expected

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you to just start seething. I
know we all know that I hate the

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globe trotter. I know this is
a white globe trotter, so I hate

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him even worse. Joe's Galante Live
from Hollywood. Let's check the traffic.

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Joe Scalante Live from Hollywood. If
by Hollywood you mean Burbank. We are

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two hours of the business, end
of show business, and it's Tony Knight.

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People are people are just buzzing with
excitement and to celebrate the Tonys we

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have with us in the studio.
Mister Broadway Pants himself, otherwise known as

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my nephew Kevin the Hey how are
you? Kevin is the only straight acting

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Broadway theater expert in the business US, and he goes to more and plays

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in anybody anybody. I mean he's
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And first of all, Kevin,
I'm gonna ask, You're gonna make

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some recommendations. A lot of people
like the theater, like myself, and

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but they don't know what to see
and we're not in We're not in New

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York, so what they if it's
New York. It's easy. You walk

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down the street, you see things. But if you're in Los Angeles,

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it's pretty spread out because, as
John mulaney has told us, this city

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is whack. So what what what? First of all, give us a

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little preview. What are people looking
forward to in the Tonys which is tonight?

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Well, in the Tony's the front
runner. The popular show is Hell's

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Kitchen. It's a musical made by
Alicia Keys. It's kind of a life

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growing up in Hell's Kitchen. Hell's
Kitchen. She did no one told me

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that she even wrote a song about
it. Unbelievable. So that's that's a

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popular musical. And the popular play
is Stereophonic. Okay, so there's musicals

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and there's plays. So I guess
musicals have music and plays are yes,

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But Stereophonic is actually a play with
music. It's one of those rare occurrences

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where but it's not a musical.
Yeah, it doesn't have them breaking out

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into song and expressing their emotions.
It's about a band in the seventies recording

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an album and their two year process
and how they didn't get along with each

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other. Wow, that's pretty moving. It was a good show. It

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was fun. So you saw it. I did. I just got back

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from New York about last week.
I was like, yeah, well,

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every time you go to New York, you know, we want to have

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you in here. So is there
going to be a different award for the

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for a play and a different award
for a musical? Well, there are

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different awards best Play versus Best Musical. But Stereophonic is actually in the Best

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Score, So it's competing against musical
straight musicals. So is that fair do

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you think? Yeah? I mean
it has enough good songs that it can

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compete at that level of with with
the regular musicals. Yeah. That noise

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you hear in the background is the
Tony's actually on the screen right now.

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So you don't have to watch it
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Now. The Tonys, did they
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all that stuff? I'm sure.
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Just like the Oscars, and then
they a lot of money and unless and

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less people watch it every year.
Is that No, they're leaving the Oscars

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and watching the Tonies because they realize
that's where the true talent is. Oh

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wow, wow, threw down the
gauntlet here, but they do have best

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Actor in a musical versus Best Actor
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who's who's the big who? Who
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Is it like a foregone conclusion every
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a real comment? It can be
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I think, well, you know, that's a it's a tough question,

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but it seems like either best actress
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O'Hara for Days of Wine and Moses. Now, Kelly O'Hara, she's not

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a household name, but to you
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is? She shell tickets. Yes, she is a Broadway legend. She's

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up there with you know, Stephanie
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I think I think I saw her
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on wheels. She Yeah, that
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six. So have you been to
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I've never once the once the when
they give someone a lifetime band,

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do they give you another chance?
Ever? Can you appeal that? Or

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you'll never be let back in You
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into that. So okay, so
this is all going on while we're,

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you know, doing our magical radio
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debos right there, she's doing her
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she's she's a was she the one
in What did I see her? She

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was in West Side Story? She
was Anita. She was Anita, she

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won Best Supporting Actress. Who's in
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remember more than me. I saw
Cabaret ten years ago. I saw some

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Oh, funny girl, funny girl
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I saw. It was great.
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one from last year. I like
Jesse Tyler Ferguson. Is that the guy

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from Modern Family? It sure is? Well, isn't that wonderful? So

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now if you were in in uh
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Nicki is a young Hollywood person and
and her and friends wanted to go

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to a play. What would you
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Currently? I'm not one of those
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one like a little bomber. Yeah, legitimacy to it. I think the

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best one in LA right now is
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oh, actually that's Is that based
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but it's referenced in the musical.
It's an original piece written by Michael

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R. Jackson. It's about an
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usher writing a musical. Yeah,
you know. I was recommended the book

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A Strange Loop fairly recently by like
my closest friend, so it's high on

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my list. But when you say, Luke, what is we loop?

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Loop? Okay, A loop okay, A Strange Loop? Oh yeah,

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because it's a guy, uh,
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a musical right now where we're just
playing, this is playing at the

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amand Sen up until downtown where everybody
goes. Yeah. I went to Opening

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Night. It was great. It
was Yeah. I saw Patrick Fabian of

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Breaking Bad and Saved by the Bell
the College Years. Wait wait, whoa

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whoa woa was he mister Belding or
something? No better? Breaking Back?

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How are you in both? How
are you in both the two best TV

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shows ever made? He's got a
good agent. I don't know agent.

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Oh my god? What did he
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He was the ethics professor in the
college years. In the college years,

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and who was he in I'll take
it Patrick Fabian he was the partner.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
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this breaking bad show. So no
way you're joking, you're joking. I

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started with season two is better call
Saul? That's me so there right now

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they're doing best Featured Actor in the
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against each other. I thought it'd
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in there. Who's this guy,
right, Jim Parsons play I was going

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to ask about that, and who
who who's this guy who won? Oh?

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Look at his cute little wife for
you know, life partner whatever it

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is? What is this guy from
him kind of guru? That's yeah,

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he's the bass guitarist of the band. Oh he is, Yes, I

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like that, Bill Brill, that's
that's that was my pick. So Will

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Brill from Stereophonic you heard it right
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some kind plays with music, play
with music. What's he wearing though?

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Come on, that's non standard and
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you're really making a statement. Guy, he's looking like the third Eye blind?

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What are you some kind of artist? Okay, Nikki, what do

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you think of his? Like,
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picks you up for a Tinder date
and is wearing this thing, you have

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to get a little a little better
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neyrew jacket, it's part dress,
like these guys are at least wearing suits.

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I think it's I think it's look
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he's got? He's got like a
skirt? Right? Oh here, wait

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before you give your opinion, we
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Okay, I'll hold on to fashion
opinion. Will Burrill from Stereophonic and

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uh Joe's Galante Live from Hollywood.
Joe's Galante Live from Hollywood. By Hollywood,

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you mean Burbank And we're we're watching
the Tony's so you don't have to.

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But you know it's so far,
so good because they you know,

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they're giving out some awards and maybe
if you're not that into a theater like

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mister broadway Pants here or even Nikki
our associate producer is are you an associate

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producer and assistant producer? Which one's
better for this? I think for your

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resume, I think it's associate associated. Okay, I'm gonna put that on

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there tonight, associate associate producer of
the Joe Scalante Live from Hollywood, mister

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Los Almados, key to the city
man. You know it's pretty good looks.

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It looks good on a young woman's
resume. So, uh, these

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guys know how to do it to
make an award show. I think it's

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going to get some ratings because they
just when you thought you should maybe there's

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nothing for you. They trotted out
Pete Townsend from The Who. And Pete

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Townsend, uh was talking about the
the musical Tommy, which I know of

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from I think it was like the
first one of the first albums I bought

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as a kid, and then it
was a movie. But this musical that's

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out, it's I mean, the
whole album is is like a libretto of

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a of a of like a rock
opera. And tell me, mister Broadway

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Pants about the musical. Is this
related to the movie or they just throwing

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the movie into a play version or
what is it? Well, you know,

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I'm not familiar too much with the
original source outside of listening to the

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album, but I believe it's just
a revival of or kind of just bring

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the original music of Tommy the album
to the stage with some really good set

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designed by David Korn, who you
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I don't like Hamilton. We've talked
about. How about Beatle Juice. I

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mean, I haven't some Broadway music. I haven't seen it. I haven't

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seen it. I don't know.
I go to whatever my wife tells me

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to go to, and d yeah, and I went to see as we

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spoke about. I saw Cabaret and
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and I like them both. But
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that I go to I like.
But see it's true, It's true.

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And then I went to see The
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County Theater performing Orange Theater with John
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them. But but they had they
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portion from the Tommy Musical, and
they had Pete Townsend playing that guitar part,

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which is so iconic. It's kind
of the Pinball Wizard, the intro

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to Pinball Wizard. So they brought
that guy out on the stage to play

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one of the most iconic guitar riffs
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then they then the dancing Men came
on and then you know, maybe a

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lot of the Who fans change the
channel, but for me, they're there.

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They were wearing It was confusing because
they're wearing these outfits from Teddy Boys,

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and the Teddy Boys are this British
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that were the enemies of the Mods. And as we know from the movie

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Quadraphenia. Young Nikki, have you
seen the movie Quadrophenia. Put it on

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your list. Quadrophenia. It's a
Who. It's another it's a movie written

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by based on the Who. It's
based It's it's also kind of based on

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Who songs the Quadraphenia. That's another
Who album. Yeah, and it's the

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Mods versus the Teddies. Now it's
weird that they would have these Teddies dancing

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around when they're the enemies of the
traditional fan of the who which are the

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Mods? But I guess it's just
out of context. I just need to

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see this play because I'm sure the
Mods come out somewhere. Have you seen

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the Tommy play? Yes, musical? Would you call it a musical or

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a play? It is a musical
rock he called a rock opera. Absolutely,

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yeah. I think that's a sub
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that's the show that I kicked off
my eleven day New York tour was

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seeing Tommy and kind of blew me
away. Well did you this is just

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your last trip that it was eleven
days? Yeah, Yes, this guy's

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dedicated. I'm lucky to have you. Are there are there radio shows making

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overtures to you a couple, but
I stay loyal to this one that Nicki.

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Nicki's loyal to this program. M
okay, So Nikki, you had

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you had a question for for Kevin
about about it's called mother play? Right,

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Yes, that's right. Yeah,
that one just looked really interesting to

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me. I mean, I know
Jessica lang is like, is that the

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leader? Are they all pretty?
She is? Mother? Yes, she's

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the title role, not necessarily the
lead. Well, I mean it's her,

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she's the mother, and the three
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Son played by Jim Parsons and the
daughter is by Celia Keenan Bulger,

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who was also into Killer mocking Bird
on Broadway. Yeah, I like right

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up on the plot and it's,
you know, just this conflict between the

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mother and the children and they're growing
up, and she's empty nested, and

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there's that really long scene and where
she's just puttsing around. Yes, yes,

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that's sort of near the end.
But yeah, they've I think they

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encounter six evictions and their growing I
play a five evictions five evictions, yes,

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yes, exactly, and so it's
kind of just about the mother coming

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to terms about who her children are. Okay, where's this one? Now?

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This is on Broadway, that's on
probably you can't see it here.

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You're gonna have to fly, You're
gonna have to go. Okay, you

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have to go to New York and
you gotta do it, and it might

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come back here and play at the
Rasmatas dinner. THEEF Jessica Lang. I

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don't want to make myself seem important, but I hired her to play opposite

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Alec Baldwin in a street car named
Desire that was put on at CBS when

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I when I was a business a
fairs guy there, and you're saying,

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she's still alive, that's what I'm
getting. It was a deep FA hologram.

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All right, well I'll go see
that. Absolutely, I don't care.

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And I got to Alec Baldwin news
coming up in my there's a couple

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Alec Baldwin stories that we're going to
talk about in the next break as a

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matter of fact. But do I
phrase myself, No, it's all positive

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stuff about Alec Baldwin except for the
you know what, the stuff that's not

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now think I think it's okay stuff, but we're I mean, it's always

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sallacious. But he appears in a
recommendation I have for movies, and we're

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going to get to the movies in
the next segment. And Kevin has or

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mister Broadway Pants has a review of
the first two minutes of Inside Out,

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because that's when I pulled him out
of the theater today to go to the

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Dodger game with me. You want
to, you should just do that review

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right now? Oh yeah, no, I think we have time. He's

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playing hockey, and it looked like
it was going to be a good sequel

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to the first one. Inside out
too in theaters. There you have it,

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awesome, great previews. I saw
Beetlejuice two preview looks good. You

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see my dad's sign, and that
sure did. Yeah, the arrow pointing.

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You know that in the Beetlejuice one
of the things you always see is

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this arrow. I hate bringing it
back to me again, but let me

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tell there's this there's this sign,
a flashing lights and arrow, and it's

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just one of my dad signs he
made. He was a sign maker.

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Yeah, and it's always been in
that Beetle Juice movie. And then they

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brought back this the new version.
It was into play probably too right,

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yes, yes, And then it's
in the new movie. It's like,

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hey, it's like Beetlejuice is coming
back. What are they taking from the

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old one? It's all different,
except for Escalante's dad sign is still in

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it, because evidently that's a pivotal
I've got a quick story about Beetlejuice.

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For my first grade birthday party,
my friend I made all my friends watch

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Beetlejuice with me, and one by
one they all went home because it made

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them scared. Oh no joke.
My kid went to school with the beetle

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juice shirt. He is in first
grown and there were kids that were saying

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that what his shirt was inappropriate because
they were scared of beetlejuice. That's like

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that, it's beatle juice. Yeah, it's you know, I mean,

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it's these kids today. There's just
don't say it another times. That's all

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you got to worry about. But
kids, I guess it's just the kids

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00:28:11.960 --> 00:28:18.599
are are are bubble wrapped and there
their parents are so worried about everything they're

404
00:28:18.640 --> 00:28:22.440
seeing. And I you know,
I grew up in a Catholic family and

405
00:28:22.720 --> 00:28:26.400
it was R rated movies every every
weekend, just about and I mean I

406
00:28:26.440 --> 00:28:30.240
saw, I saw them. It's
one of our recommendations this week is Deliverance.

407
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That's a movie I saw when I
was probably ten and good lord,

408
00:28:36.960 --> 00:28:42.799
and after having read the book,
after having read the book, right,

409
00:28:42.920 --> 00:28:48.200
okay, saw the book in the
in the thrifty by my house. It

410
00:28:48.240 --> 00:28:49.519
was this book because it's one of
expensive ones. It was over two dollars

411
00:28:49.559 --> 00:28:55.400
and it's soon to be a major
motion picture. Deliverance, starring Burt Reynolds,

412
00:28:55.839 --> 00:28:59.799
and John Voight. Uh, And
I'm like, I'm gonna I'm gonna

413
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read because I want to be like
this people who've read a book before they

414
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saw the movie. I wanted to
be one of those people. And I

415
00:29:04.319 --> 00:29:08.160
did see in my head that moment
when you picked up the book came accompanied

416
00:29:08.200 --> 00:29:12.519
with a better bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang. Yes, but the

417
00:29:14.039 --> 00:29:18.279
yeah, the man with the shotgun
was surprisingly gentle. All right, let's

418
00:29:18.319 --> 00:29:22.079
take a break and we come back. We're going to talk about a couple

419
00:29:22.160 --> 00:29:26.559
recommendations for movies and something else.
I just tried to tease, but I

420
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forgot what it was. But it's
gonna be great because I'm on very little

421
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sleep. Joe'scalate Live from Hollywood.
Joe A. Scalante Live from Hollywood.

422
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It is five point fifty one in
the Big City, and we are talking

423
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the business of entertainment like we do
every week here on k EIB five to

424
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seven as you're driving around Los Angeles. But you can also, of course

425
00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:56.799
listen on your your phone or your
app an iHeart and you can get the

426
00:29:56.839 --> 00:30:03.880
podcast later all that kind of stuff. It's really modern and Okay, So

427
00:30:03.920 --> 00:30:07.839
we got I have some recommendations and
some stuff. I didn't actually go to

428
00:30:07.880 --> 00:30:12.279
a movie theater. Remember last week
I was railing against everybody in the world

429
00:30:12.359 --> 00:30:18.920
over the movie theaters because if you
you might have a million reasons why you

430
00:30:18.920 --> 00:30:21.039
shouldn't go to a movie theater.
You don't have to, or it's more

431
00:30:21.079 --> 00:30:25.640
fun to watch at home, or
it's cheaper, or something like that.

432
00:30:25.880 --> 00:30:29.039
And my message to you is when
you when the movie theaters are gone,

433
00:30:29.079 --> 00:30:32.559
you'll be sorry. And so I
didn't see any movies this week because I

434
00:30:32.640 --> 00:30:36.400
was up at my cabin in Big
Bear and the Village theater there closed down.

435
00:30:36.440 --> 00:30:38.920
You people, wow, you nobody
would go to it. I actually

436
00:30:40.000 --> 00:30:42.559
was up there a week ago for
a wedding. I didn't see a movie,

437
00:30:42.559 --> 00:30:45.519
though, did you. No,
No, you can't. But you

438
00:30:45.559 --> 00:30:51.240
want to know something that I found
was interesting that even the Denny's uh in

439
00:30:51.319 --> 00:30:56.319
Big Bear closes at midnight. There
is not a thing open in Big Bear

440
00:30:56.400 --> 00:31:00.279
after midnight. So you're telling me
you went to Denny's. Yeah, I

441
00:31:00.319 --> 00:31:03.480
was. Actually I was at a
wedding. We were there until late night

442
00:31:03.480 --> 00:31:06.400
food. Yeah, I'm surprised it
was. If you if you asked me

443
00:31:06.400 --> 00:31:07.960
when Denny's closed, I would have
probably told you nine PM. I mean,

444
00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:11.119
come on, Denny's is twenty four
hours everywhere else but I but I

445
00:31:11.119 --> 00:31:14.440
had to. I went to a
seven to eleven and got like a big

446
00:31:14.480 --> 00:31:17.920
bite hot dogs with him. You
know, Damn, it's sort of its

447
00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:19.799
purpose. It's still glowing. You're
still glowing. The darker is the halfway

448
00:31:19.880 --> 00:31:23.400
I am. I Ami radiated right. Oh actually still you know what,

449
00:31:25.119 --> 00:31:33.000
I get a gger, just take
my chances. So uh yeah, big

450
00:31:33.000 --> 00:31:34.680
bear, what do you think?
Love it up there? Gorgeous on the

451
00:31:34.680 --> 00:31:37.920
way back on if you've ever had
this kind of experience coming down from there?

452
00:31:38.079 --> 00:31:41.759
But it was seventy two degrees and
sunny up there, but it was

453
00:31:41.799 --> 00:31:44.759
overcast down here. Yeah. Yeah, And when I was driving the clouds,

454
00:31:44.799 --> 00:31:48.680
Yeah, you drive through the cloud
and it plummeted like twelve degrees while

455
00:31:48.680 --> 00:31:52.240
you're driving through a cloud. But
there's that moment where you're driving and you

456
00:31:52.279 --> 00:31:56.720
can see the cloud below you and
the sky above you and everything and all

457
00:31:56.799 --> 00:32:00.599
of southern California is like a bowl
of milk. One of the coolest visual

458
00:32:00.640 --> 00:32:05.400
experiences of my life. It's pretty
dreamy. But there's no movie theater,

459
00:32:05.759 --> 00:32:12.799
no movie theater, so my uh
that that sound you're hearing is Tony commercials

460
00:32:12.960 --> 00:32:15.319
okay, and I have some theater
news I could I could pop in.

461
00:32:16.759 --> 00:32:21.319
Tonight is a Tony's celebration, So
Nicky, go ahead. Oh oh this

462
00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:23.359
is movie theater. Oh it's movie
theater news. Oh okay, Cancel,

463
00:32:23.519 --> 00:32:28.640
I thought you meant you said theater
and I got you know the theater and

464
00:32:28.759 --> 00:32:34.039
theaters and tell me some theater news
that you have in your associate producer brain

465
00:32:34.440 --> 00:32:37.160
movie theater news, movie theater Okay. I was sent this by my stepmom.

466
00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:42.839
The LeMay theaters are having and I
guess they have been having, but

467
00:32:42.880 --> 00:32:46.960
I just now found out a Studio
Ghibli fest this whole year pretty much until

468
00:32:47.039 --> 00:32:52.279
December. So if you look it
up, Lemon Lee Theater is usually showing

469
00:32:52.319 --> 00:32:54.880
some really cool indie stuff, or
at least movies that I would go see.

470
00:32:55.440 --> 00:33:00.480
We're about half not even halfway through, maybe a quarterway through theirster of

471
00:33:00.559 --> 00:33:04.599
movies. But I think the next
one that's coming up will be Princess Mononoke.

472
00:33:05.119 --> 00:33:07.680
And they have the best one.
Oh no, well, Spirited Away

473
00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:08.519
is the best one. I think
that can tell me? Where do you

474
00:33:08.599 --> 00:33:15.160
think I am? I love Studio
Ghibli my favorite one one of Okay,

475
00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:19.640
I like nausicaa a lot that already
happened. Spirited Away already happened. First

476
00:33:20.160 --> 00:33:23.119
Castle in the Sky is underrated.
Already happened. But we're starting back up

477
00:33:23.160 --> 00:33:27.720
with Princess Mononoke, which is maybe
the most beautiful. And then Ponyo,

478
00:33:28.519 --> 00:33:32.119
I could take or leave Ponyo Whisper
of the Heart, It's fine. Cat

479
00:33:32.160 --> 00:33:38.559
returns also underrated. What about the
cat with a telephone number so he could

480
00:33:38.599 --> 00:33:43.599
have my phone numbers? He came
back and get my numbered? How Moving

481
00:33:43.640 --> 00:33:49.000
Castle got Kiki's livery service, Pompoco, Tale of Princess Kaglia and Toto in

482
00:33:49.079 --> 00:33:51.920
December. So if you want to
go see any of these movies, Lemily

483
00:33:52.039 --> 00:33:55.079
has having them show multiple times a
month for a lot of them as well.

484
00:33:55.759 --> 00:33:58.640
I know where I know, I'm
molding from a different generation. But

485
00:33:58.640 --> 00:34:01.559
what do you think of my backpack? Oh that's very class. I don't

486
00:34:01.559 --> 00:34:05.480
know if you saw us. I
sent the I just sent the story over

487
00:34:05.480 --> 00:34:09.239
to you about it. But there
AMC is doing three dollars movie Summer camp

488
00:34:09.320 --> 00:34:15.599
for specific like old school movies.
Three dollars is the price point. That's

489
00:34:15.599 --> 00:34:17.239
the price point for like each of
the movies I get to AMC. Do

490
00:34:17.239 --> 00:34:20.320
you know anything about this, Kevin, You're in the AMC club, you

491
00:34:20.320 --> 00:34:22.559
know, Yeah, I am an
a list member of AMC. But I

492
00:34:22.559 --> 00:34:24.679
didn't hear about this. But it
does remember remind me of the Super Saver

493
00:34:24.920 --> 00:34:30.119
Cinema. Oh yes, Rossmore.
It was a dollar for old movies and

494
00:34:30.199 --> 00:34:34.599
it was a dollar for soda and
popcorn. So during the summer we got

495
00:34:34.679 --> 00:34:37.440
dropped off there quite a bit.
I got dropped off of the Fox Theater

496
00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:42.119
in the Seal Beach Rossmore shopping Center, which is the same, yeah shopping

497
00:34:42.159 --> 00:34:44.039
center. But I never went to
that. I never once went to that

498
00:34:44.079 --> 00:34:47.320
Super Saver. Wow, I'm so
rich. This is actually a really good

499
00:34:47.320 --> 00:34:52.960
idea. It's they're calling it the
Summer Movie Camp for kids, and it's

500
00:34:52.000 --> 00:34:55.480
a budget friendly option for families.
Three dollar tickets. And here's the movie

501
00:34:55.559 --> 00:35:00.559
lineup that they have the at the
end of June, they got The Minion's

502
00:35:00.639 --> 00:35:07.599
Rise of grou Uh July, the
Lorax mid July, Sing to the end

503
00:35:07.599 --> 00:35:10.840
of July, Secret Life of Pets, Migration, Despicable Me three in August.

504
00:35:12.760 --> 00:35:15.440
They've got a bunch of old like
you know, older animated. Problem

505
00:35:15.480 --> 00:35:20.480
with this list I think they got
to They're all they're all like those are

506
00:35:20.519 --> 00:35:23.480
municipal park movies. Well, yeah, you know, but for three bucks

507
00:35:23.559 --> 00:35:28.199
to get air conditioning. I know
how I think I want. I'm aiming

508
00:35:28.239 --> 00:35:31.599
a little higher, like something a
little a little like you know, like

509
00:35:31.960 --> 00:35:37.039
Wizard of Oz or you know,
stuff that's a little more special, not

510
00:35:37.119 --> 00:35:40.079
the same stuff you're going to see
at the at the park. But the

511
00:35:40.199 --> 00:35:44.960
probably it's probably those are the cheapest
movies to license because they're in a you

512
00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:50.119
can license some because they're part of
some package, like some educational package.

513
00:35:50.119 --> 00:35:53.800
Anyway, regals got one too one
dollar family movies for summer break. Well,

514
00:35:53.840 --> 00:35:57.519
here's the cinema. They're gonna pay
you. They're gonna pay you eight

515
00:35:57.559 --> 00:36:00.840
dollars to They're gonna it's so cheap. They're gonna pay you to go to

516
00:36:00.880 --> 00:36:05.920
the movies, but you have to
sit next to the manager. So I

517
00:36:05.920 --> 00:36:07.880
don't think that's going to catch on. As far as the kid for the

518
00:36:07.960 --> 00:36:10.320
kids this summer. You know what
I would like, I would like to

519
00:36:10.360 --> 00:36:15.239
pay ten dollars for the ticket,
okay, and then I get to talk

520
00:36:15.320 --> 00:36:19.039
at full volume with my friends about
the movie and what you like to talk

521
00:36:19.039 --> 00:36:21.719
in the thing. Oh, I
think that's maybe I just realized. Maybe

522
00:36:21.719 --> 00:36:23.760
that's why streaming has become popular is
because I have no manners. Yeah,

523
00:36:23.760 --> 00:36:27.280
you get to talk, and I
like to talk about the movie. Do

524
00:36:27.320 --> 00:36:30.880
you ever do that app or like
where you party movies where you watch TV

525
00:36:30.960 --> 00:36:32.880
with other people? Hell a party? Yeah? I do my friends a

526
00:36:32.920 --> 00:36:37.840
lot. Okay, ye, Nikki, this is we have a younger we

527
00:36:37.920 --> 00:36:40.760
have the young demographics finally joined the
show a regal cinema one dollar thing with

528
00:36:40.960 --> 00:36:44.960
five dollars snack packs for the kids, by the way, and the movies

529
00:36:44.960 --> 00:36:47.079
are going to be stuff like Teenage
Mutant Ninja, Turtles, Mutant Mayhem,

530
00:36:47.280 --> 00:36:52.880
a Spider Man into the Universe and
across the spider Verse. That's for one

531
00:36:52.000 --> 00:36:55.920
dollar's I get the I get that
it's cheap. I'm just looking for different

532
00:36:55.960 --> 00:37:00.480
movies than I can see at the
park. True, that's why those ones

533
00:37:00.519 --> 00:37:02.360
are good. But those are really
there's nothing wrong with those movies. They're

534
00:37:02.400 --> 00:37:07.079
good. They're good. And that's
the thing for parents looking for options and

535
00:37:07.119 --> 00:37:08.719
you want to it's not. It
may not save the movie theater, but

536
00:37:08.920 --> 00:37:14.079
may give a younger generation a sense
of connection with the theater again. Well,

537
00:37:14.119 --> 00:37:15.400
you're absolutely right. I mean,
I'm for it all the way.

538
00:37:15.440 --> 00:37:19.840
I just I just want them to
I think kids are too smart for this

539
00:37:19.880 --> 00:37:22.480
a little bit. They're too smart. That's the same movies you gotta you

540
00:37:22.480 --> 00:37:25.000
gotta throw in. You gotta just
do a little bit of work and find

541
00:37:25.039 --> 00:37:31.599
some movies that excite these kids.
But they are not these same movies like

542
00:37:31.960 --> 00:37:36.760
maybe Beetlejuice or something like that,
something you know, get a little edge

543
00:37:36.760 --> 00:37:39.519
on it. Absolutely, yeah,
do you agree with me? Movies are

544
00:37:39.559 --> 00:37:43.880
a little bit too recent. I
think we need to say the younger generation

545
00:37:44.079 --> 00:37:47.199
become aware there's decades and decades of
movies that have been made, maybe the

546
00:37:47.280 --> 00:37:52.079
original teenage Ninja Turtle movies, yes, something like that. Yeah, why

547
00:37:52.159 --> 00:37:57.920
not Deliverance? Okay, all right, I'm sorry. I'm just like,

548
00:37:58.000 --> 00:38:01.639
we're gonna do a Deliverance story later
in the in the program, and I

549
00:38:01.639 --> 00:38:07.239
have some other recommendations, and we're
going to talk about Alec Baldwin's latest fun

550
00:38:07.320 --> 00:38:14.119
stuff right here on Joe'scalante Live from
Hollywood. Joe Scalante Live from Hollywood.

551
00:38:14.119 --> 00:38:16.840
If by Hollywood you mean Burbank.
We are across the street from a Wienerschnitzel

552
00:38:16.880 --> 00:38:22.159
that serves beer, and it's so
uninviting that mister Broadway Pants and I got

553
00:38:22.159 --> 00:38:25.559
here early and we were going to
go, you know, just maybe go

554
00:38:25.599 --> 00:38:28.639
before, you know, I mean
usually we have a big after party there,

555
00:38:28.639 --> 00:38:30.320
but we were going to go before
and I couldn't think of one thing

556
00:38:30.320 --> 00:38:36.400
there I wanted. At the very
least they have ice cream. They have

557
00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:38.159
and you know, yeah, but
I just came back from Dodger Stadium.

558
00:38:38.199 --> 00:38:40.880
I had ice cream. I had
an ice cream in the eighth inning.

559
00:38:40.960 --> 00:38:45.119
They didn't know you had that.
I mean, it's unfair for me to

560
00:38:45.239 --> 00:38:47.880
speak so bad about about a sponsor
of our program. That's why I'm a

561
00:38:47.920 --> 00:38:51.960
renegade in the radio industry, because
you know, I don't. I don't

562
00:38:52.039 --> 00:38:53.719
you know you can sponsor my program. It doesn't mean I'm going to tell

563
00:38:53.719 --> 00:38:58.320
people that I eat there. Do
you think I can get because they have

564
00:38:58.440 --> 00:39:01.280
the soft serve ice cream? Do
you think I could like chili Sunday?

565
00:39:02.159 --> 00:39:09.360
Yeah? You get I respect that. I'm curious. It might just be

566
00:39:09.480 --> 00:39:14.239
the balance between sweet and savory that
everybody seems to crave. Well, it's

567
00:39:14.239 --> 00:39:16.400
like pickles and the Doctor Pepper.
Everything's on Instagram. I've never heard.

568
00:39:16.400 --> 00:39:20.360
I've never heard of that. It's
an in and out burger. You go

569
00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:22.519
to in and out Burger, you
ask for pickles, you get the doctor

570
00:39:22.519 --> 00:39:24.679
pepper out of the machine and you
fill it up with pickles, and there's

571
00:39:24.679 --> 00:39:28.360
a guy in there that swears it's
great. But I think he's trolling America.

572
00:39:29.519 --> 00:39:34.079
Uh, it's like French fries in
uh frosty. That's fine, Yeah,

573
00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:37.480
that's the I think. I've never
heard of pickles and doctor yogurt in

574
00:39:37.519 --> 00:39:40.679
my eggs when I make them.
What kind of yogurt? Greek? Okay,

575
00:39:42.679 --> 00:39:45.719
fine, Yeah, that's fine.
People were haters for a while and

576
00:39:45.719 --> 00:39:47.320
then they tried it and they were
converted. There's a lot of weird stuff

577
00:39:47.320 --> 00:39:51.079
going on. No, no,
Greek yogurt actually sounds good. Now.

578
00:39:51.320 --> 00:39:53.079
If it was just plain yoll play, then we'd have fishes. Yeah,

579
00:39:53.079 --> 00:39:59.480
it's actually chocolate strawberry yo play.
If it was googurt and powdered eggs,

580
00:40:00.559 --> 00:40:05.719
I think you might just might have
done something there. Okay, let's go

581
00:40:05.760 --> 00:40:08.320
to the Since I didn't go to
the movie theaters because nobody supported the movie

582
00:40:08.320 --> 00:40:13.320
theater and Big Bear and it got
closed down, I'm going to talk about

583
00:40:13.360 --> 00:40:16.320
some older movies that I'm gonna recommend
that I think young people, not enough

584
00:40:16.360 --> 00:40:22.400
young people have seen. And number
one is Blazing Saddles. Yes, and

585
00:40:22.519 --> 00:40:24.199
oh my god, a movie that
could never be made today, but one

586
00:40:24.199 --> 00:40:28.760
of the funniest movies ever. I've
seen that one. That one's awesome.

587
00:40:28.840 --> 00:40:32.880
Nik he's even seen it ever And
young mister Broadway Pants has seen it right,

588
00:40:34.039 --> 00:40:37.199
Oh, yes, many times.
Okay, that should be a musical.

589
00:40:37.599 --> 00:40:39.719
Hey, I'm all for it.
Yeah, getting mill Brooks on theirs.

590
00:40:39.840 --> 00:40:43.599
Yeah, oh yeah, mel Brooks. Can they have one song called

591
00:40:43.639 --> 00:40:49.320
Beans Beans the musical fruit. Don't
get me started on beans if you like

592
00:40:49.360 --> 00:40:57.159
wind instruments yet? Oh wow,
wow wow. Okay, So Blazing Saddles.

593
00:40:57.159 --> 00:41:00.400
You should see it because it comes
from a time when and it's a

594
00:41:00.440 --> 00:41:02.719
mel Brooks movie. It's it's his
best movie. And mel Brooks. When

595
00:41:02.760 --> 00:41:06.679
we were younger, we would just
wait for the next mel Brooks movie.

596
00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:09.119
You know, it would be young
Frankenstein busing Saddles. I think kind of

597
00:41:09.159 --> 00:41:14.599
started the well there was the ten
ten thousand year old man or the oldest

598
00:41:14.639 --> 00:41:17.320
man in the world was was I
was listening to Melbrooks records before he was

599
00:41:17.400 --> 00:41:22.719
making movies. He was he was
making like like vinyl and he would have

600
00:41:22.760 --> 00:41:24.519
these you know, comedy records.
Then he makes Blazing Saddles and I'm not

601
00:41:24.519 --> 00:41:27.519
looking at a list of his movie
so I can't, you know, I

602
00:41:27.840 --> 00:41:30.440
apologize the history of the world.
That one was life changing for that's a

603
00:41:30.719 --> 00:41:35.960
that's a good one. That's a
later one. And Young Frankenstein I mean,

604
00:41:36.239 --> 00:41:40.760
I mean either Young Frankenstein or Blazing
Saddles. They're they're both miracles.

605
00:41:42.199 --> 00:41:45.039
And then then Silent Movie came out
and I think it wasn't very good.

606
00:41:45.159 --> 00:41:53.039
But anyway, Blazing Saddles it's a
Western and it must see if you haven't

607
00:41:53.039 --> 00:41:55.360
seen, it's just must see.
You have to stop whatever you're doing tonight.

608
00:41:55.400 --> 00:42:00.880
And if you were gonna watch Sugar
on Apple TV, yeah, wait

609
00:42:00.960 --> 00:42:02.679
till next week and watch Blazing Saddles
if you haven't seen it. The second

610
00:42:02.719 --> 00:42:06.760
one is a totally different world.
And usually these movies are from the early

611
00:42:06.800 --> 00:42:10.199
seventies, like a Golden Age of
television. I mean of movies Deliverance,

612
00:42:10.440 --> 00:42:16.880
Sorry we talked about it earlier.
It is uh, you know Burt Reynolds

613
00:42:17.079 --> 00:42:21.920
and he's a bad ass wearing a
like a wet suit, vest and a

614
00:42:21.920 --> 00:42:27.559
canoe. Young Nikki, have you
seen deliverance? I have not seen deliverance.

615
00:42:27.679 --> 00:42:30.679
Okay, it's gonna blow your mind. It's these these these four guys,

616
00:42:32.639 --> 00:42:39.000
they decide they're gonna go on the
last river trip because they're gonna they're

617
00:42:39.039 --> 00:42:44.920
gonna destroy the river. They're gonna
damn the river. Damn. And so

618
00:42:44.960 --> 00:42:45.760
they're gonna damn the river. And
they used to do this all the time,

619
00:42:45.800 --> 00:42:50.159
and they I don't know if they
still do it anywhere. But to

620
00:42:50.199 --> 00:42:58.159
make electricity you have to in a
lot of cases, create a dam and

621
00:42:58.199 --> 00:43:02.400
then the water comes cross rushing down
and creates power or energy turbines and stuff

622
00:43:02.400 --> 00:43:06.639
like. I don't know. I
don't believe in science anyway, but somehow

623
00:43:07.000 --> 00:43:09.519
this electricity is made. I've never
seen it, but they tell me this

624
00:43:09.559 --> 00:43:14.079
is how it's made. So in
these like rural areas, they will say,

625
00:43:14.079 --> 00:43:16.039
we're going to electrify this area.
We're going to give electricity to these

626
00:43:16.079 --> 00:43:21.960
people, make it easier for them
to power their stuff and cheaper. So

627
00:43:22.000 --> 00:43:25.840
they damn the river. So and
then the river. What happens when you

628
00:43:25.880 --> 00:43:31.360
damn the river, water expands and
it destroys all the towns, so they

629
00:43:31.360 --> 00:43:34.840
buy the towns from these people.
But these are poor people, so you

630
00:43:34.840 --> 00:43:36.960
don't have to pay much. It's
just, you know, it's just one

631
00:43:36.960 --> 00:43:40.760
of the things. It's a dark
legacy. I did a monster episode about

632
00:43:40.800 --> 00:43:44.840
it on My Monster Show. But
they damn the river, so they're gonna

633
00:43:44.840 --> 00:43:47.880
go down the river one more time
before it gets before though, towns disappear

634
00:43:49.079 --> 00:43:53.199
and they end up in the most
hillbilly backwoods appellation, crazy area and it

635
00:43:53.239 --> 00:44:00.360
becomes dangerous and there's yeah, there's
amazing lines in it, like yeah,

636
00:44:00.599 --> 00:44:05.960
like boy, you got a pretty
mouth. It is one of the famous

637
00:44:06.000 --> 00:44:10.639
from the movie. And so if
you haven't seen it right now, there's

638
00:44:10.679 --> 00:44:15.639
not a free version of it on
any of the streaming You got to rent

639
00:44:15.639 --> 00:44:19.639
it. And then let's go to
what what What did? What did I

640
00:44:19.679 --> 00:44:23.960
stream? This week? The ren
Fair? Have you seen this? It's

641
00:44:24.000 --> 00:44:30.400
on I think it's on Netflix.
Okay, It's a documentary on a Renaissance

642
00:44:30.440 --> 00:44:34.239
fair in Texas. That sounds awesome. So yeah, so they got really

643
00:44:34.280 --> 00:44:39.920
into it and it's it's it's a
little bit it's a little bit depressing,

644
00:44:42.320 --> 00:44:44.960
you know, a little bit too
much about the Renaissance Fair. And you

645
00:44:45.280 --> 00:44:46.639
kind of don't want to go to
one. I don't know, maybe you

646
00:44:46.679 --> 00:44:50.840
do. I don't. After watching
it, I just like, yeah,

647
00:44:51.000 --> 00:44:54.239
I maybe I watch too much of
it. But this guy's trying to he's

648
00:44:54.360 --> 00:45:00.000
trying to sell his renaissance fair basically, that's like like the plot, Oh

649
00:45:00.039 --> 00:45:02.760
okay, but it's cinematic. It's
so cinematic you're off put. But you

650
00:45:02.800 --> 00:45:07.920
know, actually the Lance Oppenheim,
that's the director right of the documentary,

651
00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:10.000
if you say so. I just
looked it up because I wanted to catch

652
00:45:10.039 --> 00:45:14.880
up here. He directed another one
of my favorite documentaries called The Villages,

653
00:45:15.159 --> 00:45:20.000
which is, oh yeah, that's
super cinematic. Wasn't it called like not

654
00:45:20.119 --> 00:45:22.960
the Villages or was called Sunny U? Oh yeah? It was Some kind

655
00:45:23.000 --> 00:45:27.599
of Heaven, Some kind of Heaven, one of the greatest documentaries of a

656
00:45:27.599 --> 00:45:30.559
couple of years ago. So that
guy, he's he makes things seem like

657
00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:35.599
they're not a documentary, and he
adds a lot of cinema and drama to

658
00:45:35.639 --> 00:45:39.559
them. So I definitely recommend it. It's not it gets a little boring,

659
00:45:39.639 --> 00:45:42.840
so you're like a little tired of
these characters. Is not as good

660
00:45:42.920 --> 00:45:47.039
as Some kind of Heaven? But
it's worth checking out and if you find

661
00:45:47.079 --> 00:45:51.000
yourself. I'm kind of getting into
this. One thing I watched this week

662
00:45:51.159 --> 00:45:55.199
is somebody didn't want to watch and
I told myself I wouldn't watch, but

663
00:45:55.239 --> 00:46:01.760
my wife goes, I want to
watch this. I want to watch the

664
00:46:01.920 --> 00:46:07.519
Lance Armstrong documentary. And I'm like, and I just want you know what

665
00:46:07.559 --> 00:46:08.800
I'm I'm I'm I'm going to try
to be a good husband. I'm gonna

666
00:46:08.800 --> 00:46:12.679
say so do I Honey? Was
it for thirty? No, it's a

667
00:46:12.719 --> 00:46:17.920
it's a it's a it's a Lance
Armstrong Netflix like series that goes on for

668
00:46:17.920 --> 00:46:22.559
a long time. It's it's it's
the Tell All. It's Lance Armstrong telling

669
00:46:22.599 --> 00:46:27.559
you his version and telling you I
Am going to tell you the truth.

670
00:46:28.079 --> 00:46:30.559
Now. I I didn't really want
to watch it, but I was in

671
00:46:31.440 --> 00:46:37.280
very early he's telling a story about
He goes, I. I was just

672
00:46:37.320 --> 00:46:39.960
in a restaurant. I was eating
and then all these people started coming up

673
00:46:40.000 --> 00:46:45.760
to me and saying, f you, Lance Armstrong, f you, And

674
00:46:45.800 --> 00:46:47.639
then more people came over and said
f you, and then everyone around him

675
00:46:47.639 --> 00:46:52.519
started surrounding saying if you af you, And I guess that's when it was

676
00:46:52.679 --> 00:46:55.199
revealed that he was, you know, doping in the in the bicycle world.

677
00:46:55.719 --> 00:46:59.119
And then it was like the way
he was telling a story was so

678
00:46:59.159 --> 00:47:01.360
honest. I go, okay,
I'm in. And then I watched I

679
00:47:01.400 --> 00:47:05.239
don't know how much I watched of
it, but so far I love it.

680
00:47:05.320 --> 00:47:07.639
So that's a good one. And
I'm a guy that doesn't like bicycle

681
00:47:07.679 --> 00:47:12.639
riding and the bicycle people not because
they run stop signs. I don't mind

682
00:47:12.679 --> 00:47:15.360
them doing that, go ahead.
I'm not that they're all over the road.

683
00:47:15.360 --> 00:47:17.119
I don't mind them doing that.
It's when I'm trying to eat breakfast

684
00:47:17.360 --> 00:47:22.280
and there's some guy next to me
and I can see his balls, like

685
00:47:22.960 --> 00:47:25.519
you know what I'm talking about.
The shorts, Yeah, those shorts tacking

686
00:47:25.519 --> 00:47:30.280
around and those reverse high heels ye
well yeah yeah. And then like,

687
00:47:30.440 --> 00:47:32.440
okay, first of all, if
the point is to get exercise, why

688
00:47:32.440 --> 00:47:37.599
do you need to be streamlined and
wind wind resistant? Why don't you wear

689
00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:40.559
normal clothes and you'll lose more weight
and get more fit because you will have

690
00:47:40.599 --> 00:47:45.079
to pedal harder. So it doesn't
make any sense. You're just a freak

691
00:47:45.119 --> 00:47:46.920
if you want to wear that stuff. And the colors are terrible, it's

692
00:47:46.960 --> 00:47:51.320
so unflattering. So I'm in a
room. I'm eating at the Krema Cafe

693
00:47:51.320 --> 00:47:53.559
on Main Street and Seal Beach,
and I'm still arouted by the most unflattering

694
00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:59.199
people that God has ever created,
and there's no reason for it. So

695
00:47:59.280 --> 00:48:01.159
that's why I don't like bicycle people. But I still love the Lance Armstrong.

696
00:48:02.400 --> 00:48:07.000
It's a celebration of having to Yeah, yes, I would say that's

697
00:48:07.000 --> 00:48:10.480
crazy, but I would say that's
crazy, but I can clearly see that

698
00:48:10.519 --> 00:48:15.800
they're nuts. A lawyer. I
met a lawyer over the weekend at this

699
00:48:16.000 --> 00:48:23.719
uh you know what is it called
the Kelly Slater surf Ranch. I was

700
00:48:23.800 --> 00:48:28.519
there, you know, surfing machine, and I met a guy who was

701
00:48:28.719 --> 00:48:32.199
you are the surfing machine? Come
on my videos from it? You won't.

702
00:48:32.199 --> 00:48:36.519
You won't you call me a surfing
machine. But anyway, I'm I'm

703
00:48:36.559 --> 00:48:40.760
at the surf ranch and I met
a lawyer there who I know. We

704
00:48:40.800 --> 00:48:46.400
got to take a break, but
quickly the lawyer defended bicycle people. That

705
00:48:46.480 --> 00:48:50.840
was his specialty. And I go, and you know, cars hit bicycles.

706
00:48:50.880 --> 00:48:52.280
I go, well, that's not
I mean, that's got to be

707
00:48:52.320 --> 00:48:55.599
pretty easy to to win for the
bicycle I have a car hits it,

708
00:48:55.599 --> 00:49:00.079
and he goes, oh, no, it's not because people hate bicyclist,

709
00:49:00.920 --> 00:49:04.599
so he has a hard time winning
the cases. You should go to the

710
00:49:04.599 --> 00:49:08.880
Netherlands and have a whole new career. Yeah, well, people, I

711
00:49:08.920 --> 00:49:10.440
don't know. No, I don't
get you started, because I know there's

712
00:49:10.480 --> 00:49:14.079
a lot of I mean a lot
of our listeners are bicyclists. Don't want

713
00:49:14.079 --> 00:49:15.519
them to hate me, but you
know, I'm kind of kidding. Anyways,

714
00:49:15.559 --> 00:49:17.400
if they're on their bike, they're
not tuning in right now. They

715
00:49:17.440 --> 00:49:20.639
don't got a radio built in.
Oh, they listen to the podcast.

716
00:49:20.679 --> 00:49:24.239
That's where they're not amish. They're
going to listen to the podcast, most

717
00:49:24.239 --> 00:49:27.519
of them. That's what I notice. You're on a bicycle right now.

718
00:49:27.519 --> 00:49:32.239
I'm so sorry. Whatever the signal
is for, like going left or going

719
00:49:32.280 --> 00:49:36.760
right or passing or something, I'm
giving you that. I'm sorry. Okay,

720
00:49:36.800 --> 00:49:39.639
So we're going to take a break
and I can recommend the John Mulaney

721
00:49:39.639 --> 00:49:45.199
thing quickly. The everybody's in LA
It's pretty good on Netflix. And I

722
00:49:45.239 --> 00:49:47.880
got one more movie we'll talk about
on are on the other side of this

723
00:49:47.880 --> 00:49:52.480
break. Joe Scalante Live from Hollywood. Okay, Joe Scalante live from Hollywood.

724
00:49:52.480 --> 00:49:58.159
If by Hollywood you mean Burbank,
and I'm here with associate producer NICKI,

725
00:49:58.239 --> 00:50:04.559
engineer Sam, and mister Broadway Pants
himself. Otherwise, notice my nephew,

726
00:50:04.599 --> 00:50:07.840
Kevin. Okay, I got one
more movie that I want to talk

727
00:50:07.840 --> 00:50:15.280
about in the recommendation uh uh department, and that would be a very little

728
00:50:15.360 --> 00:50:22.679
known David Mammott movie called State and
Maine. Now, Kevin, you told

729
00:50:22.679 --> 00:50:24.480
me you might have seen this movie
State in Maine. Yeah, a few

730
00:50:25.079 --> 00:50:29.679
decades ago, say, David Mammy
Mammott is is just you know, one

731
00:50:29.679 --> 00:50:37.440
of my absolute favorites, director,
writer, magician, and then were having

732
00:50:37.440 --> 00:50:40.280
a we're having a headphone melt down
here. That's good to fix yours.

733
00:50:40.719 --> 00:50:44.920
Mine's never going to get fixed,
I know, by put plugging it into

734
00:50:44.960 --> 00:50:46.559
somewhere else. Okay, like some
kind of weird contract. Okay, you

735
00:50:46.639 --> 00:50:52.440
keep going with that. I'll pretend
you're just you're not doing it on my

736
00:50:52.519 --> 00:50:58.559
cord here. Okay, So State
and Maine. I got this on the

737
00:50:58.599 --> 00:51:00.960
Criterion Channel. If you have that, if you're rich, you have the

738
00:51:01.000 --> 00:51:06.960
Criterion Channel, then you then you
could watch it for free. But it

739
00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:12.000
starts. William H. Macy,
Thank you as a William H. Macy

740
00:51:12.159 --> 00:51:25.079
is a he's a director of a
film about a called the Old Mill.

741
00:51:25.400 --> 00:51:29.920
All right, now I'm trying they're
trying to get my My headphone's working,

742
00:51:30.000 --> 00:51:31.760
but it's not really true. That
makes it not happening. No, no,

743
00:51:31.800 --> 00:51:39.480
there's no nothing, nothing guy your
headphones because all again, I know,

744
00:51:39.880 --> 00:51:44.039
okay, maybe it is, maybe
it does, Okay, I believe

745
00:51:44.079 --> 00:51:47.000
you. Anyway, it's a David
all you really need to know. It's

746
00:51:47.000 --> 00:51:51.440
a David Mammott movie. William H. Macy, Sarah Could Sarah, Jessica

747
00:51:51.519 --> 00:51:53.719
Parker, and they're trying to make
a movie in a small town. And

748
00:51:53.719 --> 00:51:57.239
then you know, there's some conflicts
with the small town. And one of

749
00:51:57.239 --> 00:52:02.679
the problems is the star of the
movie has a penchant for young girls.

750
00:52:04.519 --> 00:52:07.360
And Julia Stiles is all over it. I don't know if you know her,

751
00:52:07.719 --> 00:52:10.400
Kevin, do you do you know
this actress Julia Styles? Oh yeah,

752
00:52:10.679 --> 00:52:16.119
yeah. So anyway, Alec Baldwin
is good in it. And you

753
00:52:16.119 --> 00:52:22.320
know, Alec Bolden is in the
news a lot because he accidentally shot somebody

754
00:52:22.320 --> 00:52:29.840
and I'm on a movie set and
in so now he's doing I'm gonna ask

755
00:52:29.880 --> 00:52:34.679
everybody we think of this now he's
doing a reality show. Alec Baldwin and

756
00:52:34.719 --> 00:52:38.920
his family are starring in a TLC
reality show. It's already they're already showing

757
00:52:38.960 --> 00:52:43.480
the previews and the ads for it. And it's on the one hand,

758
00:52:43.519 --> 00:52:46.360
it's like, you know what,
that's pretty smart because he is kind of

759
00:52:46.400 --> 00:52:53.760
in time out because of his accidental
shooting of the cinematographer for the movie Rust,

760
00:52:54.039 --> 00:52:58.840
and so you're like, well,
that's kind of smart, you know,

761
00:52:58.920 --> 00:53:02.559
to humble your self in the open
up your heart and your family and

762
00:53:02.920 --> 00:53:07.239
tell everybody you're human. Put on
the other hand, if you're the family

763
00:53:07.320 --> 00:53:14.119
of the dead cinematographer, do you
want to see this guy doing some cheap

764
00:53:14.159 --> 00:53:17.280
reality show? I would have some
what do you come down on this?

765
00:53:17.599 --> 00:53:22.719
See? I would have some reservations
about it. But they also know that

766
00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:27.239
it wasn't on purpose, and they
yeah, but he's they put them on

767
00:53:27.280 --> 00:53:30.920
trial and didn't like the family become
the executive producer of the movie. That

768
00:53:31.079 --> 00:53:35.039
was her, her husband, her
her husband. So I'm saying, the

769
00:53:35.039 --> 00:53:37.320
widow's executive producer of this movie.
He's already made peace with the production and

770
00:53:37.360 --> 00:53:40.159
everything, like that, but let's
you know, the family just like,

771
00:53:40.199 --> 00:53:44.639
wait, what's he doing now?
I mean, I guess if they are

772
00:53:44.719 --> 00:53:49.159
feeling any sort of vindictive type of
way about it, then it's it might

773
00:53:49.199 --> 00:53:54.360
be nice to see his career take
a little bit of a wayward direction in

774
00:53:54.480 --> 00:53:59.960
terms of a reality show, especially
if it like opens up with the voicema

775
00:54:00.159 --> 00:54:02.199
at the beginning of every single episode
of His Daughter. I feel like that

776
00:54:02.199 --> 00:54:07.039
would be ultra humbling and also,
by the way, amazing reality TV.

777
00:54:07.239 --> 00:54:10.559
I would watch that. Okay,
I'm not out of it. I'm gonna

778
00:54:10.559 --> 00:54:15.679
watch it. I I think he's
a loud enough idiot in a lot of

779
00:54:15.719 --> 00:54:19.679
ways, but I think he's a
fantastic actor. And I think he got

780
00:54:20.280 --> 00:54:23.840
You got a deal on this because
someone handed him a gun that had real

781
00:54:23.840 --> 00:54:25.960
bullets in it. You're an actor, Why would why the heck would you

782
00:54:27.000 --> 00:54:29.760
think there's gonna be real bullets in
this gun? Why the heck would you

783
00:54:29.800 --> 00:54:30.920
be? Yeah, he was a
producer on it, and he's got some

784
00:54:31.000 --> 00:54:35.360
culpability in that direction, but it's
not personal, Like, you're not a

785
00:54:35.440 --> 00:54:38.639
killer. He didn't want to kill
anybody. Just bad things happened to you.

786
00:54:38.719 --> 00:54:42.920
And that's why I say, three
rosaries a day, so things like

787
00:54:42.960 --> 00:54:45.039
that don't happen to me. But
he's obviously not going to do that,

788
00:54:45.239 --> 00:54:49.519
so you know, I just he's
going to have his struggles. But I

789
00:54:49.599 --> 00:54:57.880
so this is TLC coming soon,
and uh, I'm like, I'm gonna

790
00:54:57.920 --> 00:55:01.800
watch it. You know, it
sounds very interesting. I think everybody's gonna

791
00:55:01.800 --> 00:55:05.360
want to tune in to kind of
get an idea of it, whether you

792
00:55:05.519 --> 00:55:08.199
like him or not. I think
people who don't like him will tune in

793
00:55:08.280 --> 00:55:12.719
just to get more ammunition against him, and people who do like him are

794
00:55:12.719 --> 00:55:15.519
going to watch it to you know, this is his moment of falling on

795
00:55:15.559 --> 00:55:19.559
the sword. You're absolutely right about
that. And one more thing. It's

796
00:55:19.599 --> 00:55:22.440
like, if you don't like him
or if you do like him, and

797
00:55:22.480 --> 00:55:27.719
you kind of have to watch him
in his little cage doing reality TV repenting

798
00:55:27.760 --> 00:55:30.679
every day. This is better than
any apology video on YouTube you could ever

799
00:55:30.760 --> 00:55:34.599
get. I think you're right.
It's a thirty minute or a sixty minute

800
00:55:34.639 --> 00:55:39.159
apology video every week. This is
the modern day whipping yourself into town square

801
00:55:39.639 --> 00:55:45.079
until people get kind of bored of
it, walk home and everyone forgives you,

802
00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:46.320
and it's okay. You know,
but you got to get a couple

803
00:55:46.360 --> 00:55:51.760
of those those lashes in. But
he's so he's in this movie. It's

804
00:55:51.760 --> 00:55:54.280
funny because the movie is about this, like the scandal of the movie Stayed

805
00:55:54.320 --> 00:55:58.119
in Maine, And when you find
out who the guy is they're talking about,

806
00:55:58.199 --> 00:56:01.280
it's Alec Baldon. So he's the
one that is the scandalous actor in

807
00:56:01.480 --> 00:56:06.039
the last the movie that the movie
State in Maine is about. So,

808
00:56:07.840 --> 00:56:10.400
uh, I would watch State and
may I give it? I mean,

809
00:56:10.400 --> 00:56:13.800
it's just one of those movies.
This this got by me. I thought

810
00:56:13.840 --> 00:56:15.880
I saw all the David mammontt movies
because I thought I was cool. But

811
00:56:15.920 --> 00:56:19.119
I'm not that cool, I guess. But now I am because I saw

812
00:56:19.159 --> 00:56:21.920
it right, so a little better
than the rest of the people in this

813
00:56:22.000 --> 00:56:27.239
room. Evidently, Yeah, am
I wrong? What's going on with the

814
00:56:27.239 --> 00:56:32.199
Tony's have any updates? I haven't
been following along because you're sitting right here.

815
00:56:32.760 --> 00:56:36.800
Well, I'm gonna we're gonna get
a Tony update for you, because

816
00:56:36.840 --> 00:56:39.440
I know that that's all you care
about is the Tony Awards. It looks

817
00:56:39.480 --> 00:56:44.559
like Daniel Radcliffe won for Best Featured
Actor in a Musical. What musical was

818
00:56:44.599 --> 00:56:46.599
he in? That was in Merrily
We Roll Along. We talked about it

819
00:56:46.639 --> 00:56:50.760
the last time I was here.
And he's a Harry Potter guy. That's

820
00:56:50.920 --> 00:56:55.239
one and the same. Well,
good for him. He deserves all his

821
00:56:55.280 --> 00:57:00.000
accolades because he doesn't he doesn't sit
on his laurels. You know. Yeah,

822
00:57:00.159 --> 00:57:02.800
was weird? How right? He
was weird? One of the most

823
00:57:02.920 --> 00:57:10.840
underrated weirdvies I've ever seen. And
nobody talks enough about how great that movie.

824
00:57:13.519 --> 00:57:21.119
And and he was married to Madonna. I Harry Potter was it was

825
00:57:21.119 --> 00:57:23.599
weird? Ow, Oh God,
we gotta go to break. That's a

826
00:57:23.639 --> 00:57:28.039
recommendation. That's great, Harry the
Harry Potter, I mean the Yeah,

827
00:57:28.039 --> 00:57:31.239
that's that's a recommendation. But a
weird movie. Joe's Galante Live from Hollywood,

828
00:57:31.480 --> 00:57:36.960
Joe's Galante Mine from Hollywood. By
Hollywood, you mean Burbank doing my

829
00:57:36.960 --> 00:57:40.559
first segment of the Evening with working
headphones. So if you notice the difference.

830
00:57:42.159 --> 00:57:49.480
The there's a jelly roll. We
were talking about jelly roll. Evidently,

831
00:57:49.480 --> 00:57:52.639
according to mister Broadway Pants, there's
a there's a there's a play about

832
00:57:52.760 --> 00:57:55.360
jelly roll. The creator of jazz
is that? What is that is that

833
00:57:55.360 --> 00:57:59.639
what we're claiming. Yes, it's
called Jelly's Last Jam. It's running at

834
00:57:59.679 --> 00:58:02.760
pass in a playhouse for one more
week. Wow, that's where producer Nikki

835
00:58:02.880 --> 00:58:07.920
is created. Yeah. Yeah,
that's where you're sit that you're from.

836
00:58:07.119 --> 00:58:14.000
Okay, but there's another guy named
Jelly Roll. What's this guy's who's this

837
00:58:14.119 --> 00:58:20.360
Jelly Roll? I know this Sam, I don't know. He's a country

838
00:58:20.360 --> 00:58:22.360
singer. Oh, he's a country
singer with the tattoos on his face.

839
00:58:22.440 --> 00:58:27.480
Yeah, well he has staff staph
infection from a tattoo, a bad tattoo.

840
00:58:29.000 --> 00:58:31.320
Is this what you're well, he's
talking about how he has in the

841
00:58:31.320 --> 00:58:36.320
past got staff infections from bad tattoos. I learned nothing. He said.

842
00:58:36.360 --> 00:58:42.559
He has got a uh, some
tattoos on his face, but he's a

843
00:58:42.599 --> 00:58:45.719
big fat guy. How does this
sound like this? You have it on

844
00:58:45.760 --> 00:58:49.840
the right speed? Put it on
thirty three. Oh wait, that's somebody

845
00:58:49.880 --> 00:58:53.119
else's song featuring him. Never mind, this guy doesn't sound like that.

846
00:58:53.199 --> 00:58:57.000
I can look, I can tell
you right now. Anyways, we got

847
00:58:57.039 --> 00:59:01.159
staff infection from a tattoo. And
I'm kind of mentioning this because there's a

848
00:59:01.199 --> 00:59:07.400
famous tour manager named FITZJOI f I
t z j O. I he got

849
00:59:07.400 --> 00:59:10.599
a tattoo recently and all the ink
from the tattoo. It's a very rare

850
00:59:12.360 --> 00:59:16.599
thing that it were all the the
the ink went into his lung. Wow.

851
00:59:17.400 --> 00:59:24.159
Yeah, and he's just like like
almost on his deathbed. It's so

852
00:59:24.280 --> 00:59:28.719
much ink and is lung. That's
not how you tattoo. Where was the

853
00:59:28.760 --> 00:59:37.880
tattoo? I don't have a lot
of details, but it's a ended up.

854
00:59:37.880 --> 00:59:39.280
The ink ended up in his lungs
and then it was filling up more

855
00:59:39.480 --> 00:59:43.760
and more and more. And it's
like a freak accident that happens sometimes when

856
00:59:43.800 --> 00:59:47.440
people get tattoos. Now there's a
GoFundMe for Fitzjoy. It says, help

857
00:59:47.519 --> 00:59:53.559
Fitzjoy breathe with ease to help him. I mean, this guy probably the

858
00:59:53.599 --> 00:59:58.800
healthiest guy you've ever met, yoga
instructor. When he's not on tour with

859
00:59:58.840 --> 01:00:02.960
Shakira. He's the one that hired
my wife to be the stylist for Shakira.

860
01:00:04.079 --> 01:00:06.800
I don't know if you knew that. Yeah, what do you think

861
01:00:06.800 --> 01:00:09.639
about that? Oh my god?
So yeah, my wife was the stylist

862
01:00:09.679 --> 01:00:12.880
for her for a while. Did
you look at my closet too? Maybe

863
01:00:14.199 --> 01:00:16.079
it was pretty good. She styles
sublime a little bit. I like that

864
01:00:16.119 --> 01:00:22.199
intersection. But anyway, I totally
need some new stuff because my my,

865
01:00:22.599 --> 01:00:27.239
I'm your style is more like KG
from Tenacious D is what is what?

866
01:00:27.360 --> 01:00:30.119
That's exactly you got what I am. Yeah, I describe my style as

867
01:00:30.159 --> 01:00:34.760
a little bit Shakira but also a
little bit sublime. So yeah, maybe

868
01:00:34.760 --> 01:00:37.880
she could do something. She can
help you. And Fitzjoy was the Offspring

869
01:00:37.920 --> 01:00:45.360
tour tour manager for a long time
and then he that's I met him in

870
01:00:45.559 --> 01:00:52.159
nineteen eighty six or something like that
and on a tour no I think nineteen

871
01:00:52.159 --> 01:00:57.440
eighty eight or eighty nine, and
I'm touring Europe with the Vandals, and

872
01:00:57.480 --> 01:01:00.360
we hired him as our my roadie
and then he went on to be one

873
01:01:00.360 --> 01:01:04.519
of the most successful tour managers in
the business. But and then there's a

874
01:01:04.880 --> 01:01:09.639
yoga guy just like so just overnight, got a tattoo and he's suffering,

875
01:01:09.800 --> 01:01:14.960
So, uh, help fitz Joy
breathe with ease. If you just google

876
01:01:15.000 --> 01:01:17.880
that and go fund me or fitz
Joy f I t Z j O Y

877
01:01:19.400 --> 01:01:22.400
and go fund me, you could
help him out. And Jelly Rolls seems

878
01:01:22.400 --> 01:01:24.280
to be fine. He was just
talking about things that happened in his past,

879
01:01:24.360 --> 01:01:27.920
right, Yeah, well we were
also talking about it last week.

880
01:01:27.960 --> 01:01:31.960
How all y'all in the Vandals are
united in this anti tatt thing. It's

881
01:01:32.000 --> 01:01:37.760
not anti tatt it's just not one
of us has a tattoo. We just

882
01:01:37.800 --> 01:01:43.000
don't have to. Yeah. I
have a tooth tattoo. I got a

883
01:01:43.000 --> 01:01:46.000
few of them, Jesus on the
cross on yours a piece of cilantro.

884
01:01:49.800 --> 01:01:52.039
It's like a dodger. Oh yeah, yeah, got it in prison.

885
01:01:53.719 --> 01:01:55.840
I have a question if you get
one of those, if you get like

886
01:01:55.880 --> 01:02:00.599
a tattoo of tattoo from Fantasy Island, does that cancel? Yeah? That's

887
01:02:00.599 --> 01:02:05.440
healthy. Yeah, Like we're trying
to attract younger listeners now, so you

888
01:02:05.480 --> 01:02:10.400
can't be thrown out hair a village's
references. So yeah, its my brain

889
01:02:10.519 --> 01:02:14.719
smooth. Yeah yeah. Like Nikki
just went like, what's he talking about?

890
01:02:14.800 --> 01:02:21.519
I went, oh, or it
was just a little joke. No,

891
01:02:21.559 --> 01:02:25.800
I bet it was super funny.
Okay, So I want to talk

892
01:02:25.840 --> 01:02:30.000
about a couple things in Southern California, because this is a Southern California show,

893
01:02:30.000 --> 01:02:32.159
we're supposed to be talking. Was
the only live show on this this

894
01:02:32.320 --> 01:02:36.800
radio station, Live and local.
Yes, and we're supposed to be.

895
01:02:37.440 --> 01:02:39.960
Every station has to have a show
that deals with local issues. The FCC

896
01:02:40.039 --> 01:02:44.039
will take a license away if you
don't, if you're just abusing your FCC

897
01:02:44.199 --> 01:02:47.639
license. The rest of this shows
on this station are fantastic, they're wonderful,

898
01:02:47.840 --> 01:02:52.039
but they are all syndicated. And
we're Atlas holding up the glow.

899
01:02:52.239 --> 01:02:55.360
Yes, yes, yes, she's
always a little bit of a couple of

900
01:02:55.360 --> 01:03:00.519
steps ahead of us, so it's
it's hard to keep up, but yes,

901
01:03:00.559 --> 01:03:02.960
we are at this. We're holding
it up. And so in Southern

902
01:03:02.960 --> 01:03:07.239
California, we're gonna I'm gonna we're
gonna talk about two things that you can

903
01:03:07.280 --> 01:03:13.079
do that are super fun and crazy, and one of them is I'm going

904
01:03:13.119 --> 01:03:17.000
to start with the Kelly Slater Surfranch. It's in southern California technically because it's

905
01:03:17.000 --> 01:03:22.119
south of Fresno. Some people might
call that the Central Valley. But if

906
01:03:22.159 --> 01:03:23.760
you if you really divided California and
half, it's in the bottom half,

907
01:03:23.800 --> 01:03:30.440
I would say in my mind,
but I went there yesterday and all people

908
01:03:30.480 --> 01:03:34.079
talk about when you go there is
like if people haven't been there, it's

909
01:03:34.079 --> 01:03:37.440
a wavepool, wave machine with a
fake wave. People all they talk about

910
01:03:37.480 --> 01:03:40.639
is how expensive it is, or
it's like it's I heard anywhere from it's

911
01:03:40.639 --> 01:03:45.440
six hundred dollars a wave to it's
fifteen hundred dollars a wave, and you

912
01:03:45.480 --> 01:03:51.719
go when you go there, you
realize nobody talks about how much per wave

913
01:03:51.760 --> 01:03:54.760
it is. It's just so amazing. I mean, you're you're getting your

914
01:03:54.800 --> 01:03:59.719
waves and a perfect wave that you're
never gonna find anywhere. No one else

915
01:03:59.760 --> 01:04:03.159
is on it but you, and
and this is a like a just a

916
01:04:03.239 --> 01:04:06.159
dream, you know, to find
the perfect way people drink. Surfers dream

917
01:04:06.159 --> 01:04:08.920
about it, the perfect wave,
and there's no one on it but you,

918
01:04:09.039 --> 01:04:12.079
so they created it. Yes,
it's expensive, but when you're there,

919
01:04:12.360 --> 01:04:15.519
no one's thinking about how much per
wave is because it's also like five

920
01:04:15.559 --> 01:04:20.000
star restaurant and uh, you know, attendance. They don't even have trash

921
01:04:20.039 --> 01:04:24.320
cans because they're like a trash can
trash cans. Just give me your trash.

922
01:04:24.360 --> 01:04:27.119
You know. Anybody's a guy who's
like sitting over here like a monkey

923
01:04:27.159 --> 01:04:30.159
butler, like a monkey butler.
They don't have monkey butlers, and they're

924
01:04:30.239 --> 01:04:35.360
they're not in favor of cruelty to
animals there, but they're shout out to

925
01:04:35.440 --> 01:04:39.960
Lancelot Link by the way, Yeah, thank you a lot of really good

926
01:04:40.880 --> 01:04:44.039
another reference to the for the only
seventy year old skins. I'm telling you,

927
01:04:44.440 --> 01:04:47.400
I'm full of them today. The
Yeah, the food's amazing. Drinks

928
01:04:47.440 --> 01:04:51.360
just like, give me a bourbon, you know, give me a Mexican

929
01:04:51.400 --> 01:04:55.400
coke, give me a diet coke, give me a shake, give me

930
01:04:55.440 --> 01:04:58.800
a margarita, give me a hot
dog. It was one guy who told

931
01:04:58.840 --> 01:05:00.199
me who last time he was there
using a jacuzzi, and they said,

932
01:05:00.400 --> 01:05:04.719
would you like anything certain? And
he goes about some crab lakes kidding,

933
01:05:05.000 --> 01:05:09.400
They came back with crab lakes.
You know. I was about to ask

934
01:05:09.719 --> 01:05:13.639
what makes this different because you were
saying it's like six hundred how much it

935
01:05:13.719 --> 01:05:15.079
is per wave, And I was
about to say, what makes this different

936
01:05:15.079 --> 01:05:19.239
than any old wave place? Like
those wave machines that people have these see

937
01:05:19.239 --> 01:05:25.360
people like surfing on and on Instagram
and there's like a thousand Indonesians like Oliver.

938
01:05:25.599 --> 01:05:27.159
Well, no, not one of
those, but I mean like those

939
01:05:27.199 --> 01:05:30.960
you see those those like smaller ones
that they have like people bodyboard or surfar

940
01:05:30.119 --> 01:05:33.559
Yeah, but you answered the question. Yeah, it's the lobster. Yeah,

941
01:05:33.559 --> 01:05:39.480
it's a lobster, and you don't
it's not. The public can't really

942
01:05:39.519 --> 01:05:41.159
go there. You can't just show
up and say how much is it?

943
01:05:41.159 --> 01:05:44.079
To get in? You have to
range and and be with a group that

944
01:05:44.119 --> 01:05:46.360
buys out the whole place. And
it's like sixty to seventy thousand dollars for

945
01:05:46.440 --> 01:05:49.880
the day. So once they do
that and then they invite their friends and

946
01:05:49.920 --> 01:05:54.159
everybody pitches in, you can get
it down to like five thousand a day

947
01:05:54.199 --> 01:05:59.480
for just a guy. But it's
yeah, so I wouldn't think of it

948
01:05:59.519 --> 01:06:01.400
as much per wave. I would
think about is like a bucket, a

949
01:06:01.400 --> 01:06:05.760
bucketless thing. Yeah, and everybody
should do it if they surf at all.

950
01:06:06.119 --> 01:06:10.119
If you don't surf, they do
have like a small wiki key type

951
01:06:10.360 --> 01:06:13.119
wave that you could you order up
whatever wave you want. You're in the

952
01:06:13.159 --> 01:06:15.519
water and they go buy you in
a jet ski and they go and you

953
01:06:15.559 --> 01:06:17.840
hold up how many finger or whatever
you want? Which one I want to

954
01:06:17.840 --> 01:06:23.280
see T four and then the and
then he radio's into a guy and they

955
01:06:23.280 --> 01:06:29.920
go shoe T four thirty seconds and
then wow, just crazy noise and it

956
01:06:29.920 --> 01:06:32.159
comes and that's your wave and you
ride that, and then it goes out

957
01:06:32.159 --> 01:06:34.159
to get at the other end,
and then it comes back the other way,

958
01:06:34.559 --> 01:06:36.800
and it's another guy's turn. Which
wave do you want? And then

959
01:06:36.800 --> 01:06:43.079
that guy orders up his wave,
So it's it's surreal. It's like Star

960
01:06:43.119 --> 01:06:45.760
Wars. This machine looks like some
Star Wars machine. Does it have like

961
01:06:45.800 --> 01:06:48.920
a secret menu like in and out
rum? Yeah, backwards wave? That

962
01:06:48.960 --> 01:06:51.639
would be awesome. It probably does. There's like, well, there was

963
01:06:51.639 --> 01:06:55.639
a little talk like which wave just
k Kelly Slater, Well no, because

964
01:06:55.679 --> 01:06:58.719
I think there was a spot in
Tahiti that I saw in Endless Summer,

965
01:06:58.840 --> 01:07:02.000
again hitting back to those that younger
audience reference, but it was one that

966
01:07:02.159 --> 01:07:05.159
was called in and out where there
you could ride the wave in but then

967
01:07:05.159 --> 01:07:09.800
you also ride the wave back out. Okay, yeah, you you it's

968
01:07:09.960 --> 01:07:12.599
like that, but you got to
wait a little bile in between when it

969
01:07:12.639 --> 01:07:15.639
goes in and then it goes out. Because it's a giant You can't believe

970
01:07:15.639 --> 01:07:19.800
this thing works. I mean,
it is like there's like thirty two wheels

971
01:07:19.800 --> 01:07:25.320
on it with tires and cables,
and it's you know, going back this

972
01:07:25.360 --> 01:07:29.360
way and then that way, and
it's a perfecting it on a rope apparently

973
01:07:29.480 --> 01:07:32.159
maybe, but it's I don't know
what was pulling it, but I had

974
01:07:31.880 --> 01:07:38.000
hundred dogs. It was, it
was, it's it's it's pretty special,

975
01:07:38.440 --> 01:07:42.000
and yeah I was. I was, really I And it's one of those

976
01:07:42.000 --> 01:07:44.800
things where it's not like, well, I did it. I don't need

977
01:07:44.800 --> 01:07:45.880
to do that again. After you're
done, you go, oh, when

978
01:07:45.880 --> 01:07:50.119
are we coming back? So you
were already planning our next trip because because

979
01:07:50.159 --> 01:07:54.920
I'm not a very good surfer in
the sense that I just surf these cool

980
01:07:54.920 --> 01:07:57.960
casual waves and Seal Beach on my
stand up board, and then when he

981
01:07:58.000 --> 01:08:00.880
went there at least is like professional. There was a couple professionals in our

982
01:08:00.119 --> 01:08:06.360
in our group, and so I
don't surf like they do. I'm it's

983
01:08:06.400 --> 01:08:10.079
it's doesn't look the same, but
I'm right in the wave. I'm having

984
01:08:10.079 --> 01:08:13.320
a great time. I saw the
video, yeah, right, holding it

985
01:08:13.360 --> 01:08:15.920
together. It was good. I
have so next year, and I didn't

986
01:08:15.920 --> 01:08:18.159
get to use my own board,
and I I didn't have I didn't know

987
01:08:18.199 --> 01:08:23.199
what I was was was in for. So now I know, Okay,

988
01:08:23.239 --> 01:08:27.079
next year, I'm going to get
a new board that will be better for

989
01:08:27.119 --> 01:08:29.560
this place. And I'm gonna practice
on it and then I'm gonna go back

990
01:08:29.560 --> 01:08:32.920
there and I'm gonna I'm gonna rip
in my mind. So when we come

991
01:08:32.960 --> 01:08:38.279
back after this break, we're going
to talk about Nicky's adventure in a jet

992
01:08:38.319 --> 01:08:44.600
ski where she jet skied from southern
California to a to an island with that

993
01:08:44.640 --> 01:08:48.399
has people on it. Well,
I'm not going to give you away.

994
01:08:48.479 --> 01:08:54.399
It's a tease. Joe'sclante Live from
Hollywood, Joe Ascalante, Live from Hollywood.

995
01:08:55.920 --> 01:09:00.319
We should play that song at the
Los Aminos Museum next Sunday. Is

996
01:09:00.359 --> 01:09:05.720
that Dicky Barrett? Is that Dicky
Barrett you're talking about? Ellis what are

997
01:09:05.720 --> 01:09:10.800
you talking about? That is Steve
Jones of the Sex Pistols, Not Dicky

998
01:09:10.840 --> 01:09:17.119
Barrett of the Mighty Mighty boss Stones. Now of the what's the name of

999
01:09:17.159 --> 01:09:21.000
his band? It's called the Defiant, I believe, and it's a good

1000
01:09:21.000 --> 01:09:27.199
band. No, Dickie's a dear
friend, But that is Steve Jones also

1001
01:09:27.239 --> 01:09:33.520
a dear friend. Okay, So
Nicky, it's kind of one up to

1002
01:09:33.560 --> 01:09:41.319
me on my Kelly Slater surfranch.
Am I to understand that you got in

1003
01:09:41.399 --> 01:09:45.359
a jet ski and long beach and
took it twenty six miles across the sea

1004
01:09:45.600 --> 01:09:50.760
to the island of Catalina. Indeed, do you need a passport you enter

1005
01:09:50.800 --> 01:09:55.319
this country. I was surprised that
they didn't even ask me for my name.

1006
01:09:55.399 --> 01:09:59.079
They just took my word for the
reservation. They didn't need an idea

1007
01:09:59.119 --> 01:10:00.399
and then just let me go.
Oh, they just let me on the

1008
01:10:00.439 --> 01:10:03.720
thing. Wow. Yeah, now
okay, So tell us about this,

1009
01:10:04.439 --> 01:10:10.199
Uh what time? I mean,
I stare at Catalina. I have a

1010
01:10:10.279 --> 01:10:15.399
view of Catalina from my home because
I'm very poor. And it's not Hawaii,

1011
01:10:15.439 --> 01:10:19.000
it's not Fiji, it's just Catalina. But I look at it all

1012
01:10:19.079 --> 01:10:23.720
day long. Everyone that's clear,
and and I think about, like I

1013
01:10:23.720 --> 01:10:27.239
could stand up paddle there maybe,
I don't know how long would take.

1014
01:10:27.279 --> 01:10:29.800
I did on a boat for a
brief time, and I drove it there

1015
01:10:29.800 --> 01:10:32.359
a couple of times. But the
idea of just getting in a jet skin

1016
01:10:32.439 --> 01:10:38.560
over there, that's just sounds like
the ultimate fantasy. It was very meditative.

1017
01:10:38.880 --> 01:10:41.720
I really liked it. I mean, you just you go. You

1018
01:10:41.720 --> 01:10:43.720
can go as fast as slow as
you want. Like that, Wait,

1019
01:10:43.720 --> 01:10:45.000
you aren't you keeping up with the
group or a group? Yeah? I

1020
01:10:45.000 --> 01:10:48.960
mean I was going so fast that
like the main instructor in the front with

1021
01:10:49.000 --> 01:10:53.840
like the navigation device, I would
pass him and then I would stop to

1022
01:10:53.920 --> 01:10:57.039
like let him go for a while
so that I could keep full speeding like

1023
01:10:57.039 --> 01:11:00.439
buzz him just like just just scoot
wave on him or anything. There was

1024
01:11:00.479 --> 01:11:04.880
one guy who was very daring on
his and he he was kind of doing

1025
01:11:04.920 --> 01:11:10.239
some flips and tricks and whatever around
one of the other instructors and then actually

1026
01:11:10.279 --> 01:11:15.279
like chipped off part of that guy's
jet ski, which was embarrassing for everybody.

1027
01:11:15.359 --> 01:11:17.680
That's a little baggery. Yeah,
exactly, but not me. No,

1028
01:11:17.880 --> 01:11:21.239
I was. I was up there
leading the masses. How many people

1029
01:11:21.279 --> 01:11:24.520
are in the group. It was
a small group. I think like nine

1030
01:11:24.560 --> 01:11:27.880
people. That's a lot. There's
enough to scare you, Like Somali pirates,

1031
01:11:27.920 --> 01:11:30.319
come in, come in, come
in paste. Were there any Somalis,

1032
01:11:30.760 --> 01:11:36.199
no Somalies from my recollection attacking Avalon, Yeah, I mean, it's

1033
01:11:36.239 --> 01:11:41.720
only a matter of time. So
tell me this when you get there,

1034
01:11:42.119 --> 01:11:45.439
I would say, if you were, it's all going to Catalina is all

1035
01:11:45.439 --> 01:11:49.520
about wind and sea conditions, so
it's got to be smooth when you when

1036
01:11:49.600 --> 01:11:53.199
you go out in the morning you
go out. I think we got we

1037
01:11:53.279 --> 01:11:57.880
got there really early. I think
like eight am maybe nine. We got

1038
01:11:57.920 --> 01:12:00.640
there and we were kind of running
late, a little bit bad because there

1039
01:12:00.640 --> 01:12:01.840
were people already waiting for you.
Yeah, I know, I felt so

1040
01:12:01.880 --> 01:12:05.960
posh that day, so you'd be
laughed. And I think it took like

1041
01:12:06.000 --> 01:12:11.359
an hour maybe more to get there. An hour. You're a jet ski

1042
01:12:11.640 --> 01:12:14.640
You're at Catalina in an hour.
And if you live in southern California,

1043
01:12:14.680 --> 01:12:16.079
or even if you're visiting, if
you've never been to, Catalina is a

1044
01:12:16.079 --> 01:12:20.199
magical place. And the drive in
like the last thirty minutes and do you

1045
01:12:20.239 --> 01:12:24.560
see it. You can get closer
to the jellyfish on the on the water.

1046
01:12:25.119 --> 01:12:27.560
So cool. Did you see the
movie Popeye? I know you didn't,

1047
01:12:27.760 --> 01:12:31.560
but anyway, it kind of reminds
me of that town in the Popeye

1048
01:12:31.640 --> 01:12:35.600
movie, and it's a fishing village, but it's such a cool place.

1049
01:12:35.680 --> 01:12:39.039
Yeah. I can imagine coming in
on your jet ski and you first see

1050
01:12:39.079 --> 01:12:41.399
it, you know, when you
start seeing the buildings. Yeah, like

1051
01:12:41.439 --> 01:12:45.720
that, it looks so it is
so beautiful. And Columbus discovered Catalina,

1052
01:12:45.880 --> 01:12:48.199
you probably get an idea of the
same thing that he was feeling. I

1053
01:12:48.199 --> 01:12:55.880
thought, yeah, I thought,
I'm not gonna say that. So now

1054
01:12:55.880 --> 01:12:58.560
okay, now I'm worried. I
get there right and I go this is

1055
01:12:58.560 --> 01:13:00.119
beautiful. Then I'd be like,
we got to get back. That win's

1056
01:13:00.119 --> 01:13:02.319
gonna it's gonna be too rough on
the way. On the way, So

1057
01:13:02.319 --> 01:13:04.520
what do they tell you about how
much time you have and when you have

1058
01:13:04.520 --> 01:13:08.079
to come back? Well that actually
that happens to me sometimes when I drive

1059
01:13:08.119 --> 01:13:10.319
to like Santa Monica. I'll drive
there and be like I'm good, and

1060
01:13:10.319 --> 01:13:13.199
then I have to prepare myself to
go back because I'm like, wait,

1061
01:13:13.199 --> 01:13:15.199
suddenly I'm afraid of driving, you
know. So that I had a bit

1062
01:13:15.239 --> 01:13:18.119
of that. We stayed for I
think four hours on the island, just

1063
01:13:18.119 --> 01:13:20.800
to walk around. I okay,
a sandwich with my parents. Okay,

1064
01:13:20.880 --> 01:13:24.399
yeah, so you can kind of
they watched the jet skis for you.

1065
01:13:24.520 --> 01:13:27.279
Yeah, you can go and go
to the Marlin Club and have a drink,

1066
01:13:27.319 --> 01:13:30.039
et cetera. We just walked around. It's also cool mosaics. It

1067
01:13:30.079 --> 01:13:32.000
was nice. Obviously you don't know
about the Marlin Club. No, well,

1068
01:13:32.039 --> 01:13:36.199
next time, next time. But
on the way back, you were

1069
01:13:36.279 --> 01:13:40.079
I mean, I could tell the
difference immediately. It wasn't too windy,

1070
01:13:40.159 --> 01:13:44.279
but it was so much more choppy
that I was catching air for the first

1071
01:13:44.319 --> 01:13:47.479
thirty minutes of the ride, which
I kind of got addicted to. And

1072
01:13:47.520 --> 01:13:50.319
then when it slowed down, I
was a little bit bored. I was

1073
01:13:50.359 --> 01:13:54.680
like, wait, why am I
not scared? You liked you liked the

1074
01:13:54.800 --> 01:13:58.199
rough seas where ye all, so
it wasn't bad. Now. My only

1075
01:13:58.319 --> 01:14:00.520
thing this is this, I'm looking
at the website now and it was the

1076
01:14:00.560 --> 01:14:02.960
same one. I'm looking at.
Jet Ski two number Two's exactly the one.

1077
01:14:03.000 --> 01:14:06.720
Yeah, jet Ski number two Catalina
is not a paid sponsorship or anything.

1078
01:14:08.079 --> 01:14:10.439
We don't know these people. No, I could totally go again.

1079
01:14:10.680 --> 01:14:15.239
Yeah, this has me considering living
options. I want I mean commuting,

1080
01:14:15.640 --> 01:14:17.439
Yeah, commuting, because I was
thinking, you know, I'd have to

1081
01:14:17.439 --> 01:14:21.159
take the cat that boat that goes
from Long Beach or whatever, and that

1082
01:14:21.319 --> 01:14:24.920
just I was like, that takes
too long. The problem with that boat

1083
01:14:24.960 --> 01:14:28.119
is waiting for it. When you're
in Catalina and you got to get there

1084
01:14:28.159 --> 01:14:30.319
early to get a good seat,
and then you're beginning you're in the sun

1085
01:14:30.520 --> 01:14:34.000
waiting for that thing, and then
that's when you start contemplating buying a boat.

1086
01:14:34.199 --> 01:14:38.239
Now I can, I'll have because
most people over there don't have a

1087
01:14:38.279 --> 01:14:42.039
car. They drive around in golf
carts and people they're permanently. I have

1088
01:14:42.199 --> 01:14:45.720
no problem with the idea going living
over there, having a golf cart,

1089
01:14:45.760 --> 01:14:48.800
and then buying my own jet ski
for when I want to dart over here

1090
01:14:48.840 --> 01:14:50.760
real quick. I just need to
find like, is there any place in

1091
01:14:50.800 --> 01:14:54.880
Long Beach that's jet ski parking?
Actually, you know what, Joe,

1092
01:14:54.920 --> 01:14:56.680
you lived on the close of the
beach. Can I just park it at

1093
01:14:56.680 --> 01:14:59.239
your place? Well? If you
if you get there before nine. The

1094
01:14:59.239 --> 01:15:02.279
lifeguards don't go on duty until nine, and whenever there's construction on the beach

1095
01:15:02.319 --> 01:15:05.680
building the berm or during COVID when
I wasn't allowed in the water, because

1096
01:15:05.760 --> 01:15:10.840
you know, the America is so
smart, I would just go in before

1097
01:15:10.880 --> 01:15:12.760
nine. So anytime before nine,
you could pull up in front of my

1098
01:15:12.800 --> 01:15:15.319
house and as you drag it,
you know, into my front yard.

1099
01:15:15.560 --> 01:15:20.479
Perfect, but so but what I
would like, and I understand they probably

1100
01:15:20.520 --> 01:15:24.439
don't have this, but I want
a jet ski in the morning and I

1101
01:15:24.479 --> 01:15:28.000
want to come back the next day. I'm sure you can make an arrangement.

1102
01:15:28.399 --> 01:15:31.680
You know, maybe someone from Catalina
really wants to go to Long Beach

1103
01:15:31.760 --> 01:15:35.279
that afternoon and then come back that
next Oh, they could disguise, they

1104
01:15:35.279 --> 01:15:40.760
could wear disguise, disguise themselves,
and they could make two separate reservations and

1105
01:15:41.119 --> 01:15:44.399
get one wig, right, just
one wig. Yeah, yeah, that's

1106
01:15:44.399 --> 01:15:46.039
smart. And we should both wear
a wig. We should have the one

1107
01:15:46.039 --> 01:15:49.359
wig. I leave here with the
same wig, and then I and they

1108
01:15:49.399 --> 01:15:53.399
come back with the same wig,
right right right, Yeah, it's really

1109
01:15:53.399 --> 01:16:00.600
smart. Water well, I mean
it's got to be. That's actual smart

1110
01:16:00.640 --> 01:16:03.680
question. You don't we don't.
Yeah, you gotta. I mean,

1111
01:16:03.720 --> 01:16:06.199
you know, if you if you're
in the in the whig business, you

1112
01:16:06.199 --> 01:16:10.680
gotta you gotta gotta tie it down. We need a wig expert on the

1113
01:16:10.720 --> 01:16:13.760
show. Tell us how to get
scheme together. There's probably a name for

1114
01:16:13.800 --> 01:16:18.000
a week expert too. Oh wait, here's the June thirtieth jet Ski Golf

1115
01:16:18.039 --> 01:16:21.479
tournament. Ride the jet ski to
Catalina. Play a round of golf.

1116
01:16:23.439 --> 01:16:27.479
Now you're playing what what I mean? You can't play golf and then and

1117
01:16:27.520 --> 01:16:29.960
then come home in the same day. Yeah, no cake and eating it

1118
01:16:30.039 --> 01:16:34.439
too. What do you come back
the next day. What anyway, I'm

1119
01:16:34.479 --> 01:16:39.680
busy on the thirtieth. But you
should go, you really shouldn't. I'm

1120
01:16:39.680 --> 01:16:44.600
gonna go. I'm going to go
some I go to Catalina every year and

1121
01:16:44.680 --> 01:16:49.000
it's it's beautiful. So this year
is going to be a jet ski trip.

1122
01:16:49.319 --> 01:16:53.159
And this is free, right,
It's free? Absolutely not? Yeah,

1123
01:16:53.960 --> 01:16:57.520
absolutely not. It's it's free if
your parents invite you. That's that

1124
01:16:57.640 --> 01:17:01.359
was my in. You bring your
personal golf gear in a bag to pack

1125
01:17:01.399 --> 01:17:05.359
in the ski. You can there's
like a compartment in the front of the

1126
01:17:05.359 --> 01:17:09.479
ski. You have to like lift
up the whole steering section. You can

1127
01:17:09.560 --> 01:17:13.680
fit a lot in. You can't
fit a set of championship clubs in there.

1128
01:17:14.439 --> 01:17:17.720
And this is just your your tiny
shorts and your golf glove and your

1129
01:17:18.079 --> 01:17:23.800
your golf shoes. Right wow,
Okay, so I think you're you.

1130
01:17:24.760 --> 01:17:30.760
I think for value and for general
entertainment for regular people, I think you

1131
01:17:30.800 --> 01:17:34.399
came up with the best one of
the Catalina jets kis great. And I

1132
01:17:34.479 --> 01:17:38.439
know what with my parents and I
still had an awesome time. That's saying

1133
01:17:38.479 --> 01:17:50.640
something right parents message to them and
boyfriend and boyfriends. Yeah, okay,

1134
01:17:50.800 --> 01:17:54.880
I think we're I think we've we
got about one minute here. I think

1135
01:17:55.359 --> 01:17:59.479
this one is we're going to put
in the in the books or the can,

1136
01:17:59.479 --> 01:18:00.000
and whatever you do, what do
you do? You wrap it up?

1137
01:18:00.159 --> 01:18:02.319
Put it in the can or put
it in the books? Are very

1138
01:18:02.359 --> 01:18:05.439
different. Chick the Gate, I
like that one. What do they say

1139
01:18:05.439 --> 01:18:10.399
in the theater? That's a wrap. Let's go to West Holly Martinez.

1140
01:18:11.039 --> 01:18:14.720
Don't leave secret documents in the can, please? Okay? So and then

1141
01:18:14.760 --> 01:18:18.359
as usual we'll be at the Wiener
Schnitzel for the after party. And uh

1142
01:18:19.359 --> 01:18:23.960
I will now leave you with just
a taste of the greatest song ever written.

1143
01:18:24.199 --> 01:18:26.119
Don't forget if you want to,
if you want to say hi to

1144
01:18:26.119 --> 01:18:29.640
me. I'll be the Los Alamados
Museum on June twenty third or two o'clock

1145
01:18:29.760 --> 01:18:33.119
for the reopening, the grand reopening
the Lost Alamados Museum