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Welcome to Softcore History. Hello and
welcome back to Softcore History Normal Edition.

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My name's Jake Goldman. I'll be
your host for today. As always,

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I'm joined by Dan rid Chester and
Rob fox Well inside joke for the For

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You get two extra episodes a week. It's the best deal in content because

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there's also a monstrous, humongous back
catalog of content that is green Forever yep,

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two years of content. You get
a community discord, make friends with

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everybody. Yeah, and it's active, folks. I think that's what I've

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heard in there. I'm the only
person that goes on it. I go

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in, I will say, I
go in and I'll drop some bars and

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bounce. I'll try to get it. It's an exclusive club club. Speaking

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of exclusive clubs, Dan, you're
looking awfully merched out today, was I

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Yeah, I went to the pro
shop and left. Yeah, that's I

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stocked up so I could resell on
eBay. That's a move. That is

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the move right bought like twelve nomes, you get some, you get some

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stuff shipped. No, No,
I fit everything in my suitcase. So

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it's just got a bunch of stuff
and my dad and my mom and my

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friend Matt back home and myself of
course. So you're wearing it. I

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know we're doing an episode on August
before the Patreon this week. That's why

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I'm wearing it. It's not just
because I wanted to flex. Yeah,

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it is pretty douchey to do.
I wear it to the airport toole bucket.

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Yeah, fuck, it's the time? Is it? Is it worse

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than it's actually And I'm not gonna
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not worse than say someone flying back
or to the super Bowl in their trash

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NFL gear, you know what I
mean? Like, just you don't need

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to wear your Travis Kelcey jersey to
the fucking airport. Just get on the

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planet that hits hard. Are you
anti Jersey? No? I own jerseys,

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but I am anti Like I don't
know, wave your flag on the

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plan like you gotta wear it all
weekend type of thing. Yeah, or

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like starting a chant on the plane
ge oh us, yeah, that's garbage.

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It's better for your school. I
would, I would. I have

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more sympathy for a university doing it
than I do for like freaking Eagles fans

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or something. You're not an NFL
fan because the Rams moved, we get

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it. I was barely an NFL
fan when they were there. The way

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to planet plane is to wear pants
and are you closed shoes and you are

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quiet, and you don't jump up
on the plane when it lands, and

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you are quiet and you've listened to
your ship. You see. Excuse me

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if you need to get around someone, and that's it. I like to

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wear open toe an open souled shoes
on a plane when sold. So just

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like you paint on a flip flop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I

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typically wear my Lululemon short shorts.
Lul Lemon shorts really show off the groundle

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something about like the back of my
leg just touching the airport seat. I'm

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like, that's kind of gross.
I had the emergency row on the way

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back. That lovely. That is
lovely. Well, I was not prepared

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to help in case of an emergency, but you just you're just gonna open

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the door and get the fuck out. I'm here for the leg space.

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Yeah. Well, some would say
that the person we're talking about today caused

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a few emergencies in our lifetime.
Uh, typically when discussing history, Jesus

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Christ. Yeah, it was a
it was an emergency of faith. Oh,

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I wasn't actually talking about Muhammad caused
not Mohammed. Moses caused ten emergencies

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he did, each one worse than
the last, each one worse than the

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last. And then we don't speak
his name. He's like Baltimore here,

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Moses, Moses, don't say it
more than three times. Well, you

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know, you have to be in
a mirror, though, Yeah, and

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the light has to be off.
Yeah, let's you have to be holding

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my mind. And we certainly don't
say, well, another name. That's

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what I said it like six seconds
ago. But we also made a horrible,

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horrible joke that's gonna get us murdered. Actually a bad joke, but

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it will get us murdered because they're
not very not very humorous people. No,

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I'm ready to go to war.
I guess I've accepted I'm probably right

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to tell that joke. Yeah,
yeah, no, no, no,

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no, for your people, Jake. Yeah, dude, thinks I guess

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your people too, point zero zero
one. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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this is just like the crones.
It's convenient when he wants it.

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's
like I conquered crones with my mind.

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Yeah, it's like, dude,
you were on the toilet for what crowd

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Tubby. I don't want to do
ship like twelve times more than than me

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every day. I know, because
I love shitting. I love shitting Poopin's

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good. I can control my poop. Most people can get this what I

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can do. And I'm like,
you know what I'd like to do poop,

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And so I go and I poop. If I have a giant meal

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that, I'm like, I want
to cleanse myself out. Yeah, absolutely,

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I want to keep on the LB's. I get like, literally furious

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when I'm constipated. You get mad, I get angry, get grumpies.

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I'm like, get out of me. I can't remember the last time I

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was constipated. Yeah. Have you
guys ever read those stories about people who

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fucked themselves in the butt with their
turns high class comedy today? Yeah,

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we were demonetized now and I've been
down some reddit holes. We've been getting

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demonetized here on the YouTube YouTube dot
com slash softcore history. Go ahead and

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check that out. Leave it on
for the dogs. Leave it on for

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the dogs. But yeah, while
discussing history, we talk about some of

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the greatest minds of all time.
Whether their inventions brought about positive change or

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negative, their genius is obvious,
I'm worthy of discussion. For instance,

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many people believe the atomic bomb might
be the single worst invention of all time,

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and there's plenty of merit for that. Who nerds pass of this,

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Yeah, and the verdict, but
the verdicts Oppenheiber was a mixed bag,

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you know, as far as morality
and redeemability, But there's no arguing he

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was really fucking smart. This is
a smart guy. Also, this wasn't

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the this wasn't the purpose of the
atomic bomb, and it's really just sort

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of an unattended, unintended consequence potentially. But I actually, I think I've

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said this on the show before.
I love the argument that it saved lives

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because great powers couldn't go to war
anymore. Yeah, I mean there's an

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argument there, there's a potential that
more lives as as as soon as the

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world globalized. I know, I've
said this for as soon as the world

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globalized, it had four world wars
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Seven Years War, that a Napoleonic
Wars. Then you take one hundred years

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off basically, and you get World
War One and World War Two. Yeah.

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Like, yeah, there's stuff going
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just don't even talk about. It
was covered in last week's Winter Country.

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Yeah, that's just a child.
You know, every twenty years there's going

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to be a Chinese civil war where
one hundred million people die. It's the

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equivalent of a World war on the
human level. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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but it kept great powers. What
about Charina rob what about chat Well,

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and hey, they have nukes,
so they can't fight either anymore. Well,

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there are plenty of brilliant inventors of
terrible things. However, the focus

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of our episode today is not just
an inventor of terrible things, but one

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that is outright terrible himself. He's
a terrible inventor of terrible things. Wait,

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he's bad at inventing terrible things.
We're finally doing the da Vinci episode.

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We're not doing DaVinci. No,
his name is one you probably wouldn't

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recognize, and that's unfortunate because it
should be synonymous with giant piece of shit

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that did nothing but make the world
worst. But if you make a device

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to say, torture toddlers, but
it ends up just tickling them, are

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you evil? Here's bad at your
job. No, this is just a

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different level of incompetency that's worse for
everybody. Okay, it's incredible, really

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Okay, because I think if you
accidentally invent something a toddler tickle machine that

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was meant to kill him, but
they're just like love it. No,

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he's not bad at inventing terrible things. He's terrible at inventing good things,

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and therefore his inventions are terrible.
Yeah, but then Robie a pedophile,

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you'd rather be a murderer of children? Yeah, that's so crazy, literally,

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Yeah yeah, anyway, Yeah,
I'd rather I'd rather murder a child.

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Okay, we can get off this
moral relativism topic for a second.

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No, I'm not gonna let you
continue your riding. You last week you

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had six pages and you got so
antsy. Whenever we started talking to get

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through, we go like we would
be midpoint. You just continue the story.

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All right. Anyway, I'm talking
about Tyler. Hundred Chinese guys died.

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I have final in it. That's
why that's true. I mean good,

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I do all the work, oh
load, Okay, see how it

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is. Anyway, I'm talking about
dan Chester. That piece of this motherfucking

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show does not exist without me.
They can't turn on cameras, they don't

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know how to record on a microphone. We could do it with smoke signals

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and like, uh, we could
do it with a tape recorder. We

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tried it. Granted far more technologically
incompetent people than it was a produced podcast

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Micah for one, Yeah, wow, just on the main dude. I

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mean he didn't know how to do
anything. So most people don't know how

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to do things when they don't know
how to do them. He showed up

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to a startup just dressed to the
nines. At first, Homie had slick

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hair wear or slacks were down.
Everyone else is wearing shorts and like a

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T shirt. You're over dressed.
On man, you were in a tie

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right now. And then his uh
devolution one for the books. Oh yeah,

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but today became the battle toad.
It was very much like a Frank

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Reynolds de evolution you know what it
really was. Yeah, it's the perfect

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comparison. Yeah. It went from
like just normal business guy, kind of

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weird to like eating cat food to
fall asleep past. Today we're talking about

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Thomas Midgeley Junior, the worst inventor
of all time. Well, well let

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me talk about y'a named Thomas so
uh Midgley was born great birthday here.

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Midgley was born May eighteenth, eighteen
eighty nine and beaver Falls, Pennsylvania.

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So he's a toorous from Pennsylvania.
The worst kind? Was he Amish?

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No he was not. Was he
Quaker? No? He was actually the

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son and grandson of two very successful
inventors. So invention runs in the family

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for him. His father take up
the family business of dreaming things up and

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then making them. Yeah he did. Uh. His father Thomas pickles,

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Yeah we need two pickles had to
have been a terrible inventor. What are

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you talking. I don't know how
he paid his mortgage. Yeah, I

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don't have a home house. Yeah. She didn't have a job. He

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barely had a job. He worked
on things in the base. Everything was

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a failure for the most part.
That was like a common like trope in

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the episodes, didn't the grandpa and
the grandpa's brother own a store and the

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son's like, there's there's a history
of this was just way easier to own

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a house back then. It was
the nineties. There has actually been talk

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about there's an article I saw recently
that like the Simpsons, they were supposed

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to be poor, and they were
like eighties nineties poor, but the fact

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that they own a house now makes
them like Homer worked at Aeer, but

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they were still poor. He didn't
go to college though, Yeah, I

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mean just hit buttons. He was
blue. He was a blue collar worker.

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Yeah, he wasn't an exac.
He was just a guy working in

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the fan. He played softball with
Ken Griffy, Darryl Strawberry, Jasie Smith,

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Darryl Strawberry throw it back, but
yes. His father, Thomas Senior,

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was an inventor and engineer in the
field of automobile tires who did like

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new inventions on treads and things like
that, and even wilder, his maternal

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grandfather, James Emerson, invented the
inserted tooth saw, which that's pretty awesome.

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That's the type of buzzsaw that has
replaceable individual teeth, so you don't

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have to replace a whole blade every
time. It's an excellent invention of the

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time. People were way less wasteful
with the steel, wanting to follow in

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the family trade. Attended and graduated
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All in all, not a bad
pedigree or track to start on.

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It's pretty low tier IVY League school. Yeah, Cornell's a little overrated.

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Well, he's IVY educated and comes
from a line of inventors. He's got

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the nepotism background too, it's barely
ivy edged his dad. So why are

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you going to college to invent?
Yeah? Just do it. Yeah,

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that's a good call. Just invent
something, Yeah, just invent it.

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You know Jack Parsons who worked on
the NASA rockets sending them up, the

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guy that pretty much invented rocket science. He just made explosives all the time.

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He went to his college and stuff, but he was really just blowing

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shit up already. Yeah, yeah, but yeah. He began working in

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the automobile industry for General Motors in
nineteen sixteen, following in his dad's footsteps,

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and I guess somewhere along the way
figured he wanted to merge his dad

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and Grandpa's successes by combining the rapidly
growing industry of auto works and the absolute

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danger of a buzzsaw. Now,
hold on, did he go to World

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War One? Did he go to
World War One? Yeah? No,

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he's a draft dodger. I don't
think this guy went Yeah, draft dodger.

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Okay, cool. How old was
he at the time he started?

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Eighteen eighty nine, he's old enough, he's right there. True. Yeah,

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if he's if he started working for
GM, he started working for GM

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in nineteen sixteen, that means he's
in his twenties. Hit his way out.

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Yeah, yeah, I don't think
he was fighting anything. Draft dodger.

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Uh So he gets assigned to a
division. Are you gonna say that

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about me when I just like leave
the country. Yeah, yeah, skied

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out to can't you dodge the draft? Hell yeah. By the way,

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I like, we had a group
text throughout about the Iran launching like weak

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astrons at Israel the other day,
and Dan was Dan was like, I

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don't want to go to war,
and I was like, this is actually

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a sweet time to go to war
because my kids are too way too young

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to be sent to die and I'm
almost forty, which means I'll just get

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some cushy officer. Yeah big.
But you're like, oh, my two

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co hosts will die. That's fine, Yeah, pretty much. And then

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then he calls us selfish. Yeah
I think you're being selfish. Ah just

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go, just go. It's not
fun, but I like it. But

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you were like, I'm not gonna
die for your kids. You're dying for

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my kids. They're dying for my
children. You're dying in place of my

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children. No, that's what I
was saying. I didn't say I was

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going to die for your children.
I would never do that. Yeah,

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his last lot. I'm not even
get smoked by some guy and like an

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Irany military outfit, it is not
gonna be all fin and Rory, it's

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gonna be like that. First off, if I push came to shove,

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you would lay down your life for
my children, as much as you like

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to nag me. Uh. Secondly, not Rory Finn for sure. Yeah,

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but Rory's old enough to take his
own bullet. Yeah, Rory needs

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to pick up a gun. Yeah, well yeah, why isn't he shooting?

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Uh, you know, we're getting
used to it. Some bullets landed

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in our neighborhood today, So what
when? Uh, there's like a property

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near our neighborhood and some dude was
shooting and uh someone posted our Facebook group

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that bullets landed like while he was
in the street around him, and they

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called the cops and uh, he
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And they went to the property next
to our neighborhood and they got it's just

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like this living in the country is
so stupid. This guy was just like,

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oh, yeah, I was shooting, not trying to be more careful.

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I guess I shouldn't shoot stright shell. Yeah, no, it was

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it had to in the bullets like
the shell. It was the bullet,

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Yeah, was in the shell.
It was shell. Would bullet near the

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guy. I don't know if they
like just flung crazily. He's got a

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gun that's just shooting the shells out
just as fast as the bullets. It's

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a double gun. That's actually pretty
sick. Wait, why didn't want invent

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it that? You shoot it like
a v right, It's like it's it's

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so you can shoot to your left, yeah, and or you're right whatever

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way you hold it. Uh,
but you're already shooting out the helicopter right,

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just mowing down hogs and then the
shells are just running down. Now

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that makes sense. Yeah, a
little brass, right, Yet it doesn't

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sound like this guy was in a
chopper. He just had a chopper.

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He was shooting straight in the air. He actually he was a chopper in

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he was in a chopper hunting pigs. He just thinks anyone lives in a

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cookie cutter suburb like minor pigs,
and he was meant to be slaughtered.

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Yeah, which fair enough enough.
I mean, yes, you just described

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that you would get a cushy office
job at forty yeah. Yeah, and

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then you would just send me and
Jake to die. You'd probably send us.

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We'd be in your regiment, and
you're like this guy front front lines.

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This guy, Thomas Smidchley wanted us
all to die. He was part

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of a team that was led by
a Charles Kettering that was researching ways of

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dealing with engine knock at the turn
of the century. That it was the

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Sloan Kettering, Slowan Kettering. What
is that? I don't know. That's

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a hospital. Okay, yeah,
I think it's a university hospital. I'll

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check it out. Yeah, but
engine knock, for those that don't know,

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was a big deal with cast gasoline
powered engines back in the day.

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So what would happen is basically like
they hadn't figured out how to make fuel

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burn evenly yet, so like you'd
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and getting weird like knocks and explosions
that would create like a knocking combustion inside

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the cylinders, and that would cause
engine damage. It was really bad for

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the cars. And here's the thing
with engineknock. They actually had a way

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to prevent it, but none of
it was profitable to oil companies yet.

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Yeah. Yeah, So for example, ethanol produced from corn seemed to cure

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the problem pretty easily, but big
oil was like, hey, you can

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run the whole damn car off this, don't put that in the gash.

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We don't need people figuring that out. But you know, eventually we did.

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So they actually stymied any research into
ethanol for engine knock. They're like,

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no, no, no, don't
do that. But during research not

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using ethanol, Midgeley developed the idea
that tetra ethyl lead could be a solution

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for engine knock. Here's the thing
about tetra ethyl lead Midgley didn't discover it.

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It had been discovered in eighteen fifty
four by a German scientist. Here's

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another thing about tetra ethyl let.
No one with the brain had ever tried

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to use it commercially because it was
known to be incredibly poisonous. Is highly

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absorbable ocularly, dermally and via inhalation, so it gets on your skin.

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You die, It gets in your
skin, it gets into your system.

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I want to make it commercial for
tetra ethyl Yeah, tetra ethyl lead.

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Yeah, it would be fun.
Just hold your breath, close your eyes,

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and cover yourself up for fun.
Here's a lit the symptoms that are

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associated with exposure to this compound.
So any exposure to the eyes produces pain,

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itching, conjunctivitis, blurred vision,
and burns. Skin exposure is pretty

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bad because tetral ethyl lead is readily
absorbed through through uh skin, so it

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produces itching, burning, transient redness, and on occasion skin may begin to

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look pale. That's what Who cares? It couldn't be a problem. It

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sounds like you'll be handsome. Yeah, red and pale inhalation exposure. Inhalation

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is the major route of exposure Early
inhalation effects include sneezing, irritation of the

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upper respiratory tract, and mild system
Mild systemic effects so you know, like

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a cough and shit like that,
making the soundty not that big, It

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sounds mild. That's for early exposure. Mild systemic effects include anxiety, lethargy,

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irritability, nausea, vomiting, headache, tremor's, slurred speech, but

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also euphoria. Still not moving so
a Tuesday for you, it sounds like,

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Oh so it sounds like you're getting
drunk. Uh, kind kind of

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if you're exposed to it over a
long enough period. Okay, great,

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sound fine. Moderate effects include disorientation, hyperreflexia, spasmodic muscular contractions, spasticity,

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extreme fatigue, break cardia, hypotension, and a couple other heart effects.

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So moderate. After a while,
it's starting really fuck with your system.

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You can't control your movements, You
get tremors, things like that.

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Whatever, dude, how does it
move the cars? How is that different

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from like ayahuasca? Uh, it's
not. It's ayahuasca goes away. This

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doesn't. Is it better efficient fuel? It's it has nothing to do with

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fuel efficiency whatsoever. It's just making
the engine knuckle. So you know,

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what does it do with job?
It does its job, for sure.

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No one wants to sacrifice anything now
people are just like, oh, I'd

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rather hear the engine go. But
well, severe long term exposure includes complete

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disorientation with hallucinations, facial contortions,
mania, psychotic behavior, violent seizures which

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terminate in coma and death. And
it's very well known that exposure to this

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ship does this. It sounds like
it just kind of waked you up.

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It's like a cheap offfe yeah,
yeah, yeah, it might actually settle

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down some of the mechanics. We'll
get into that. So despite all of

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this, however, General Motors,
Standard Oil, and DuPont love the stuff

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and they called it a ethyl gasoline. They removed tetra and lead marketing.

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All mention of lead it contained was
cut from advertising and documentation. The dangers

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of working with lead were well known
at the time, but the corporate sponsors

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of ethyl gasoline downplayed them because they
didn't have lead in the name of the

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products. Yeah it's fine, yeah, wait, haven't They also made it

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legal again to sell products with lead. It's not or like paint with lead

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are they those Stanley cups that had
lead in it or whatever they reduced the

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regulation on. Yeah, the regulation's
gone. It's not gone. It's just

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they're allowing more sick. Yeah,
which is if they figured out that,

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you know, a certain amount of
lead doesn't hurt you, it's no amount

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of lead is good for you.
Well, everyone needs a little bit of

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lead. No, no, how
do you how if you don't have a

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little bit of lead? How do
you build up a lead tolerance? How

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do you let them got out if
you don't have lead. Yeah, that's

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a better question. Let the lead
out. Yeah, you gotta let the

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lead out. But this isn't just
a matter of corporate greed. Midgeley really

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wanted to down play it too for
personal game, and a nineteen twenty three

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phone call, Midgeley said to Kettering, how much can you imagine how much

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money we're gonna make with this stuff? We're gonna make like at least two

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hundred million dollars maybe more. That's
a billion. That's a billion dollars in

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nineteen twenty three. Yeah. So
uh. While Midgeley was totally hell bent

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on success for his credit, he
was also a showman. On October twenty

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sixth a worker at Standard Oil Tel
Bayway in New Jersey. He died of

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lead poisoning after suffering wrenching fits of
violent insanity so bad that the man's last

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moments of life consisted of him screaming
in a straight jacket. Then he died

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from the lead exposure at the plantunds. It sounds like he didn't have enough

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lead exposure prior to the lead exposure. You're proving my point, right,

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So if we would have so we
should have like slow dripped. Yes,

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he would have been fine, like
the Romans with like wine and the wine.

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He was exposed too fast. Well, or maybe he was just a

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bitch. We can't can't roll that
out. Fair, fair, it's just

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one guy screaming in a straight jacket. One guy. Yeah, that's your

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data, pretty anecdotal. I bet
you don't have any other examples. Certainly,

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Uh well, obviously this guy's screaming
rampage death cart a huge push to

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shut down work at the plant due
to the risk of working with lead.

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Like god damn dude, Tim was
I don't know if you were like everyone's

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like shutting it down for one guy, and they're like, did you see

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him. If you see Tim,
I really you understand what Tim was doing.

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His last breath was screaming like in
a fucking street. But before this

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he was he didn't actually he was
mute. Okay, Yeah, the lead

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brought the screen out of the switch, just flipped the first time we ever

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heard him talk, it was a
blood curdling scream. Well, four days

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later, Middley heard about the plant
shut down push and he decided to personally

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show that there was nothing wrong with
leaded gasoline. He invented Midgley gave a

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demonstration of safety off t EL at
a press conference where he held it at

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the plant in New Jersey in front
of all the people that just watched their

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buddy die. Right, he just
started vaping it and blowing clouds. You

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were so close to what he did. Huff did he huff it? Miss

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Midgely got a container of TEL and
continuously inhaled the vapors for sixty seconds.

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Hell yeah. While he was doing
that and breathing it in, he like

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did like a hand washing in it. So he put his hands in the

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gasoline and just like splashed around a
little bit. But it's like it's fun,

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It's fine. You shouldn't do that
with normal gasoline. What are you

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doing? It's like, no,
this is leaded gasoline and it was a

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skeleton. Shortly after the demo.
Uh yeah, honestly, wait, hold

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on, you just gotta respect the
hustler. You're washing your hands by gasoline.

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Hell yeah, to prove a point. It's like, I'm gonna make

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so much money, I don't care
what happens here. Yeah, I can

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buy my way out of insanity.
Yeah, I'm pro gasoline. It was

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weird though, because he's soon like. He had a trip the next day,

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an emergency trip to Florida because the
doctor said he needed a fresh air

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and relaxation due to some breathing difficulties
he was having from an unrelated illness.

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Yeah. Did you guys like the
smell gasoline growing up? Always? I

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love Now it's gone, though,
I feel like it's not the same.

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It's not As a child, I
wanted to huff gasoline. You don't,

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Like an old car would drive down
the street from like the seventies and you'd

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be like, that was the lead
dude. Ah, that was fantastic.

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There's no drug like it. Yeah, people don't understand. I saw a

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diesel too, what diesel fuel.
I don't ever smelled diesel. Something happened

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though over the last couple of years, because yeah, you were right,

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it doesn't smell like you don't that
anymore. I'm just telling you, I

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don't know. But my theory is
as quality of air goes up, quality

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of life goes down. Yeah,
you're just living in the moment when the

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when the air is shit. You
know, it's like you're not gonna sit.

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No one's stopping and being like because
like you don't want to, and

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you just keep on going. So
you're saying the best places to live on

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Earth right now are like China or
Mexico City, anywhere where you can smell

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gasoline, anywhere close to like a
small regional airport. Yeah that's great too,

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because that's actually where the most lead
exposure is now in the US.

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Hell yeah, because planes, small
planes still have leaded gas. I've heard

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ports not great to live by either
for air quality. Nothing like not any

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industrial center where vehicles are coming and
going at large scale. You really don't

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want to live by it. Even
a highway, Yeah, you shouldn't really

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live by it. Shouldn't live near
a highway. Yeah, Yeah, just

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kidding though. He got mild lead
poisoning and went to Florida to clear up

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his lungs after the demonstration. But
shortly after the demo for more workers died

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and then another thirty five retreated for
serious neural logical symptoms. The other workers

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died and didn't even touch the gasoline. Yeah. Also, the key word

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mild. Is this the strongest man
who ever lived? He might be really

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strong, because you're not gonna believe
what he does later. He built up

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his tolerance, so you're not going
he built up his lad dollars, he

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might go. Yeah, he might
have, but his other shit he does

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is pretty cool too. In total, more than eighty percent of the Bayway

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staff, the staff he did this
at, would die of would die,

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or suffer severe lead poisoning in their
lifetime while working there. Okay, eighty

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percent either had severe enough to like
take them out of work for multiple days,

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or they died. News of these
deaths was the first that many Americans

406
00:26:38,519 --> 00:26:41,400
heard of leaded gasoline, although it
would take a few days because while in

407
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:45,680
New York City, papers and wire
services rushed to cover a mysterious industrial disaster,

408
00:26:47,319 --> 00:26:48,720
standard oil was like, we don't
know what the fuck you're talking about

409
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:53,000
out here? Nothing bad here?
And GM just didn't even like respond.

410
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,519
It's just like a yeah, at
best, they're just like, we're looking

411
00:26:56,559 --> 00:27:00,720
into it. We don't want to
draw any llusions. I almost guarantee they

412
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,440
were like, did you not see
Midgeley just bathing that shit? Like he's

413
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:07,920
fine, he's in Florida, kicking
it. Let the full investigation happen.

414
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:11,759
Yeah, let's just let all the
facts come out exactly. That's what you

415
00:27:11,759 --> 00:27:14,920
need to do. Uh. But
while the product was obviously terrible to work

416
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:18,359
with, no one was thinking of
the ramifications of using it as a fuel.

417
00:27:18,599 --> 00:27:22,599
What happens when you burn fuel?
It makes vapors. What way,

418
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,160
as we just learn, is the
easiest way for the shit to get into

419
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:32,880
your bloodstream breathing it. So if
you burn something, it goes away.

420
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,599
You're gonna sience me right now,
science guy. Yeah, it's gone.

421
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:42,279
It's it's just what's the smell?
Then that's just God, God's God's whisper

422
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:48,400
that something else is get lighter,
right, becomes it goes from a liquid

423
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:52,599
to a gas. So it's out
of sight, out of mind. Yeah,

424
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,759
if you can't see it doesn't exist. Not there. But yeah,

425
00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:57,960
while the product was like bad,
for the next sixty years, lead was

426
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:03,720
spread around the world like it just
led a gasoline stuck around for a while.

427
00:28:03,759 --> 00:28:08,319
It stuck around for sixty years.
Yeah, so two three generations.

428
00:28:08,599 --> 00:28:11,839
In fact, like growing up ninety
six is when it was banned in the

429
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,440
US. Yeah, I mean growing
up, they would advertise unleaded gasoline.

430
00:28:15,599 --> 00:28:18,359
Yeah, they still have on a
lot of side old gas stations still have

431
00:28:18,519 --> 00:28:26,960
unladded. So yeah, we realized
that this probably led to worldwide population IQ

432
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:32,599
decline. It led to nervous system
issues and other health problems associated with lead

433
00:28:32,599 --> 00:28:37,319
poisoning across the planet. Rick Nevin, the author of the book The Lucifer

434
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:41,200
Curves The Legacy of Lead Poisoning,
actually found a pretty one to one relation

435
00:28:41,359 --> 00:28:47,400
between lead pollution and violent crime in
America. So like a freakonomics thing,

436
00:28:47,599 --> 00:28:52,119
kind yeah, all of history take
Did it make the women more curvy?

437
00:28:52,839 --> 00:28:57,000
No? Less? Made it less
curvy? Oh go on, I would

438
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,519
have thought the opposite. Well,
think what happens lead gets taken out of

439
00:29:00,519 --> 00:29:06,119
gasoline in ninety six, What happens
in ninety six? The nineties start ending.

440
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:11,519
I was gonna say the Atlanta bombing. Also, yeah, that and

441
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,519
Richard Jewel Gators won the national championship
in football. I mean spice girls kind

442
00:29:15,519 --> 00:29:18,480
of blown up ninety six. Yeah, I don't know. Women start to

443
00:29:18,519 --> 00:29:22,400
get an ass when Jal starts popping
her head out, and that's think about

444
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,279
it. It needs a couple of
years for the lead to get out,

445
00:29:25,799 --> 00:29:27,400
and so like she shows up what
like two thousand and two thousand and one

446
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:32,279
ninety nine. Yeah, someone of
that put two and two together. Who

447
00:29:32,279 --> 00:29:37,559
could say, yeah, But all
of his data points lead to one thing.

448
00:29:38,079 --> 00:29:44,240
Violent crime rose as a result of
lead poisoning because of leaded gasoline,

449
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:48,759
and it declined because of lead abayment
policies. So led emissions from automobiles explain

450
00:29:48,839 --> 00:29:55,039
ninety percent of variation in violent crime
in America. Toddlers who jested high levels

451
00:29:55,039 --> 00:29:59,400
of lead in the forties and fifties
were absolutely more likely to become violent criminals

452
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:03,319
in the sixties, seventies, and
eighties. And this correlation with the data

453
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:07,160
holds true with like no exception.
So every country studied has shown the same

454
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:11,400
strong correlation between leaded gasoline and violent
crime rates. It's why there were so

455
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:17,119
many serial killers in the seventies,
it might be so within the United States

456
00:30:17,279 --> 00:30:18,839
also, the just the murder rate. Yeah, the murder rate was insane,

457
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,680
so easy to get away with.
We just man, we just poisoned

458
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,519
a lot of people. Yeah.
So within the United States, you can

459
00:30:26,519 --> 00:30:30,799
actually see the data at the state
level where led concentrations declined quickly, like

460
00:30:30,839 --> 00:30:33,119
when states like we're being like,
fuck, we got to get rid of

461
00:30:33,119 --> 00:30:37,640
this stuff. Yeah, crime rates
declined with their abatement policies. So like

462
00:30:38,039 --> 00:30:42,279
national standard was going like still going
up because not everyone's banning it, but

463
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,279
like state at a state level,
if they had banned it, they would

464
00:30:45,319 --> 00:30:51,880
see their strop So it's pretty one
to one. Uh where it declined slowly.

465
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:55,079
Crime declined slowly. So the data
even holds true at the neighborhood level,

466
00:30:55,279 --> 00:30:57,799
which is crazy. They have that
data. High led concentrations correlate so

467
00:30:57,839 --> 00:31:02,720
well that you can overlay map of
crime rates over maps of lead concentrations and

468
00:31:02,759 --> 00:31:07,480
gett an almost perfect fit. That's
fucking nuts. Yeah. Uh so you

469
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,960
guys just talked about it. But
the wave of terror in the sixties,

470
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:12,400
seventies, and eighties is likely due
to leaded gasoline and the drop in violent

471
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:15,799
crime in the past decade. It's
as likely due to its abatement in ninety

472
00:31:15,839 --> 00:31:21,000
six. So we actually know,
like people always talking about the world's getting

473
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,559
worse, but like if you look
at like America crime statistics, especially with

474
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:27,160
violent crime, we're actually comically dropping
off. We're very safe, like comparatively

475
00:31:27,279 --> 00:31:30,920
to like the middle or you know, the sixties through the eighties and into

476
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,079
the early nineties. It's insane.
Yeah, but it seems like they probably

477
00:31:34,119 --> 00:31:38,359
have better block parties in the neighborhood. Oh definitely. Yeah. You never

478
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:42,480
know when fucking your neighbor's just gonna
go off. Yeah, you like going

479
00:31:42,519 --> 00:31:48,200
postal. Probably that id that like
trope probably started in the sixties. Yeah,

480
00:31:48,319 --> 00:31:52,000
yeah, like you have you know, war vats and shit coming back,

481
00:31:52,039 --> 00:31:53,720
breathing lighted gasoline. I mean,
I don't want to be this guy,

482
00:31:53,759 --> 00:31:57,319
but like you know how everyone talks
about like boomer shit, Like yeah,

483
00:31:57,359 --> 00:32:00,000
baby boomers, man, they're just
like there's something wrong with their brains.

484
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,480
They might have just been might just
be lead poisoned. Yeah, it

485
00:32:04,559 --> 00:32:08,279
leads to irrationality, It leads to
irritability. Also, there's a certain amount

486
00:32:08,319 --> 00:32:12,880
of probably like fetal alcohol situations with
that too. I mean they got poisoned

487
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:16,160
like eight different ways. Oh,
for parents are just drinking smoke, secondhand

488
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:23,000
smoke, secondhand smoke in uterose smoke, hold on some combination of fetal alcohol

489
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:28,839
syndrome. Uh, less oxygen going
to the brain because of constant exposure to

490
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:34,920
secondhand smoke, and then lead guys
created the most selfish generation of all time.

491
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:44,319
They were poisoned. But uh yeah, it's pretty fucking bad, dude.

492
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:50,240
But honestly, no no boomer or
no uh millennial or zoomer would care.

493
00:32:51,359 --> 00:32:52,079
Like it'd be like, oh,
see what happened, And they're like,

494
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:59,839
well still still I know, I
actually do kind of like it's like,

495
00:33:00,039 --> 00:33:01,880
no, you have a reason.
It's like, hey, man,

496
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:06,440
that's why they had to let the
lead out on the nine to five,

497
00:33:06,519 --> 00:33:09,079
no repeat workday. You gotta let
that lead out, dude. We just

498
00:33:09,119 --> 00:33:14,640
hate older people. We're just every
other culture loves their elders for some reason.

499
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,960
We just hate people. Fucking hate
old people. So we're starting to

500
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:20,319
fill that gap, right Like,
obviously the boomers are on their way out.

501
00:33:20,319 --> 00:33:23,400
Millennials even what was before Gen X
JA, Yeah, the next Gen

502
00:33:23,599 --> 00:33:27,880
X kind of skates by millennials gets
away with a lot. Yeah, I

503
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,799
don't know why we are starting to
fill that void though, where people are

504
00:33:30,799 --> 00:33:35,279
like, oh boomers or like the
fucking gen Z everybody after that hates us

505
00:33:35,319 --> 00:33:37,400
also is as bad as like,
well, I don't even think boomers were

506
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:42,279
bad parents. My parents are great, my parents. But as much as

507
00:33:42,279 --> 00:33:45,599
people want to blame rightfully boomers for
kind of inventing like the participation drop because

508
00:33:45,599 --> 00:33:49,039
they did, I don't know why
millennials get shipped on for that, like

509
00:33:49,079 --> 00:33:53,640
because we were given them by someone, Like you're gonna blame the screaming toddler

510
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:59,279
forgetting what he screamed for, blame
all children, Yes, that's the that's

511
00:33:59,279 --> 00:34:04,880
the parents fault. But however,
bad boomers were about playcating their braddy children

512
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,760
gen X ten times worse. Oh
totally gen X horrible about it. Okay,

513
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:14,079
well, now you can put the
millennials. You can kind of credit

514
00:34:14,119 --> 00:34:17,800
them, though for all these kids
coming up with screens, nothing but screens,

515
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,480
shut them up. They're gonna be
fucking insufferable. You've heard the I

516
00:34:22,559 --> 00:34:27,000
had to mentioned this, right,
the conspiracy theory about like why gen Z

517
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:30,800
and like Jen Alpha look older.
It's gonna be the blue, blue,

518
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,679
blue, white, yeah, it's
like aging them rapidly. And it's like

519
00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:37,440
it's because of you. Rub My
kid doesn't get screen time, not yet.

520
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,400
But like everyone's like, well,
I have a screen in my face

521
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,079
all the time too. It's like, yeah, but you weren't born with

522
00:34:43,119 --> 00:34:45,400
it. You go to a restaurant, you don't bring an iPad. No,

523
00:34:45,599 --> 00:34:49,760
we don't have an iPad. I
will only whip out the phone in

524
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:53,400
emergencies. It's actually funny too,
because like I so, I'll go to

525
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:59,599
a restaurant and sometimes I will give
Rory, I will play Rory video,

526
00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,480
just show them up just for the
sake of other people around. But what

527
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:05,400
really drives me crazy? And look, I'm not there yet, so I

528
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,239
don't know. I don't know yet. But like a toddler, there's only

529
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:13,079
so much control you have. Only
a two over a two three four year

530
00:35:13,079 --> 00:35:15,320
old, right, Like that's barely
a person. Sure, When I go

531
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:20,559
to a restaurant and I see like
an eight or a nine year old with

532
00:35:20,679 --> 00:35:25,079
headphones in iPad going be like iPad
going at a table with their family,

533
00:35:25,199 --> 00:35:30,960
Like that's a fucking person, Like, make them fucking talk to you.

534
00:35:30,039 --> 00:35:35,519
That's crazy, that's fucking insane to
me, like Rory and Finn, like

535
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:39,440
they are not controllable. You can
do certain things to mediate their behavior.

536
00:35:39,559 --> 00:35:45,039
Sure, but they're two and one, Like they literally can't understand anything.

537
00:35:45,039 --> 00:35:47,280
They barely speak English. And one
of them eight year old right now,

538
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:51,519
nine year old that just went through
COVID through like kindergarten, first grade.

539
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,119
Yeah, oh oh boy, Like, but they're gonna have some real problem

540
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,880
eight year old, nine year old. Like they might, they might be

541
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,639
a dick, but they understand what
you're saying. You can tell them what

542
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:05,400
to do. I can't tell them. I can't really tell my children what

543
00:36:05,519 --> 00:36:07,519
to do. I can tell Rory
what do to an extent, but he's

544
00:36:07,519 --> 00:36:12,159
still he's gonna a wild animal.
Yeah yeah yeah, But like at eight

545
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:15,760
fucking ninety, I remember being eight
nine. I know that I will eventually

546
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:19,840
acquiesce to my parents or I will
get in fucking trouble. Yeah, that's

547
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,360
basically it. Like you're gonna there's
gonna be something your parents say to yearly

548
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:27,119
go shit right following r R.
Obviously, the one year ol doesn't understand

549
00:36:27,159 --> 00:36:30,039
shit, and the two year old
doesn't really understand punishment yet, So it's

550
00:36:30,079 --> 00:36:36,119
hard, you know, much as
I try. I'm like you, I

551
00:36:36,199 --> 00:36:38,840
just like beat him mercless. Rob
brings out the switch. Yeah yeah,

552
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,039
but like, dude, a fuck, like when I see like a nine,

553
00:36:42,159 --> 00:36:44,639
Like again, when I see like
a nine year old at a restaurant

554
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,880
headphones on iPad, going like,
that's pathetic. It's the that's pathetic.

555
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:52,199
It's really like it's even crazier because
like I think it's even with the eight

556
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,159
and nine. I think you see
it like eleven and twelve now to like

557
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:58,559
these kids that are like middle school. So I'm just saying it even five

558
00:36:58,679 --> 00:37:00,400
is wrong for sure, But like
I think it's even crazier that, like

559
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:05,079
I'm seeing like middle school age people. Like it's wild though, because Rob's

560
00:37:05,079 --> 00:37:09,480
been passed down from generation after generation. This old leather strap that he got

561
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:13,639
beat with his dad, got beat
with his father, the forum got beat

562
00:37:13,679 --> 00:37:17,119
with. He's the work. But
there's a lot of blood on that fucking

563
00:37:17,159 --> 00:37:21,440
strap. It's yeah, like I
can't tell you. Like when I was

564
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,440
just eating out in like Florida and
Ship and I was looking around, like

565
00:37:23,519 --> 00:37:28,280
so many like families all on their
phones. Why are you eating out your

566
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:32,599
wife in front of a bunch of
families? Uh huh got it. Clip

567
00:37:32,679 --> 00:37:37,280
that clip that one. He pleases
his wife. He's a good husband.

568
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:43,039
Yeah, sure, sorry when she
wants it. Yeah, you'll say no,

569
00:37:43,079 --> 00:37:45,039
I'm sorry, that was hack.
I'll kill myself. Yeah you should,

570
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:50,480
Supuka. Yeah not just join the
war with us, I mean I

571
00:37:50,519 --> 00:37:53,920
will. Yeah, but you're I
don't think he's gonna pass basic. You

572
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:57,800
gotta do like one pull up.
I think I'll do a pull up right

573
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,559
now. I bet what do you
think the population in America right now can

574
00:38:00,559 --> 00:38:05,840
do one pull up? One?
That's a good question for men. Well,

575
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:08,840
I know for the Presidential Physical Fitness
Test, women doing one pull up

576
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:13,280
was a passing grade. Yeah,
presidential we did do twelve. Yeah,

577
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,159
I thought that was horse shit.
Little men like flexed armhanng you could do

578
00:38:16,199 --> 00:38:20,159
that if you wanted, I would
say women, though, I think only

579
00:38:20,159 --> 00:38:23,800
like five percent could do one pull
up. Only five percent maybe higher.

580
00:38:24,079 --> 00:38:29,280
It's gotta be one person, But
then why would they make the Presidential Physical

581
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:32,280
Fitness test only one their children?
That's for like people. Stop should be

582
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:37,079
easier to pull yourself up, your
lighter put your arm strength muscle's not there.

583
00:38:37,159 --> 00:38:44,800
Yeah, carrying something with my wife
is the worst. Do you think

584
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,000
your wife can do one pull up? No, I was talking chin up

585
00:38:47,039 --> 00:38:52,159
or pull up to pull up like, oh, overhand, overhand, I

586
00:38:52,199 --> 00:38:55,039
don't think definitely not. Actually ups
are easier, Yeah, chin I think

587
00:38:55,039 --> 00:38:57,639
a lot of people can do it. Chip up. I don't know how

588
00:38:57,639 --> 00:39:00,599
many people can actually do a pull
up population, I would say, and

589
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:07,280
I think this is still high twelve
percent. I think you're probably right to

590
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,199
pull up is hard. I'm confident
I can do a pull up, and

591
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:15,480
I'm certainly in the worst upper body
strength shape of how many pull ups can

592
00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:19,639
you do? Oh, I'm doing
more than one right now? You can't

593
00:39:19,639 --> 00:39:22,079
do more than one. I'm probably
do two, Dude, I'm I'm what,

594
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,800
Yeah, it's it's not cool right
now. I don't know pull up,

595
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:27,800
chin up? I can do more. I can probably do easily twenty

596
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,480
pull up. You work out a
loft every day, and if I,

597
00:39:30,559 --> 00:39:32,920
like was really pushed to it,
like there's lava underneath or something, you

598
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:36,719
cannot do more than twenty I could. I could push myself to do like

599
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:40,800
twenty five full good form pull ups. Yeah, pull up, I think

600
00:39:42,159 --> 00:39:45,440
I could. Maybe. I don't
want you to push like just because I

601
00:39:45,519 --> 00:39:50,719
lift my children constantly. Maybe two. I have a really strong back though,

602
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,719
that's true. I do the full
rack like on lap, pool downs

603
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:57,639
and everything. You do them right. Well, I definitely know my wife

604
00:39:57,679 --> 00:40:01,320
can't do eddy. Hey, but
twelve percent sound right for a for a

605
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:05,239
proper form pull up, you might
actually be right. So it's a pull

606
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,599
up is no jump. You're just
on the bar, feet off the ground

607
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:13,760
and you pull up to your chin
and then release them all the way back

608
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:17,079
down. Yeah, but I go
all the way to my bar hits chest.

609
00:40:17,559 --> 00:40:23,239
I'm gonna go twenty percent chin over
the bar, Okay, I think

610
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it's shin up like half fifty.
Yeah, yeah, I think it's fifty

611
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,039
percent maybe like actually, you know
what, No, anyway, that's for

612
00:40:31,079 --> 00:40:35,719
another show. This is why JFK
was trying to get us into physical fitness.

613
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,440
That's why they killed him. That's
why it's like, we need to

614
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:42,079
shut that lobby. The corn syrup
Why did we never talk about that.

615
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:45,719
There's gotta be a correlation. It
ICs to be the intro for a sub

616
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:49,719
stock. That's why. That's that's
who also started the Michelle Obama as a

617
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:53,440
man stuff because they didn't watch they
were corn syrupy. Yeah, because she

618
00:40:53,519 --> 00:40:57,400
was trying to get the kids healthy
at school. They were like, oh,

619
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,719
she's two jack, I bet she's
a dude. It's like, now,

620
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,239
she's just healthy. It's just a
healthy woman who I would definitely bang.

621
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:07,199
That's such a weird, like conspiracy. I'll tell you there's only one

622
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:10,239
reason people like I know Ryan,
I I don't. I really don't drop

623
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:15,559
this genuinely often. But it's just
racist. It's like people, it's racist.

624
00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:20,400
People just it's essentially like the same
reason you call someone I'll probably get

625
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,679
in trouble with this. I don't
care who actually doesn't get me in trouble.

626
00:41:22,679 --> 00:41:28,079
I feel bad sayings but cook replaced
fag right, Oh that's that was

627
00:41:28,079 --> 00:41:31,599
a one for one room. Yeah, like we can't say it, which

628
00:41:31,639 --> 00:41:35,320
is funny to me because that's the
anti PC crowd. So it's like,

629
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,079
why are you not being a just
say the word, say what you mean

630
00:41:38,119 --> 00:41:40,639
to say. No, it's because
they mean that. They they you said

631
00:41:40,639 --> 00:41:45,159
you call Michelle Obama man because you
you afraid you get in trouble if you

632
00:41:45,159 --> 00:41:46,639
call her like a gorilla or a
monkey. Yeah. No, it's a

633
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:51,719
thousand No, they're kind of things. They're cowards. It's cowardice from the

634
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,760
crowd that's like able to say whatever
they do it, they do it.

635
00:41:55,639 --> 00:41:59,719
Yeah, you're too cowards. Be
the change you want to say in the

636
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,239
war be in the world you fucking
put But also the change you want to

637
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:07,079
say in the world is pretty say
whatever you want. But also just because

638
00:42:07,079 --> 00:42:09,719
there's consequences for what you say doesn't
mean you can't say it. You can't

639
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:14,760
absolutely say it. I don't know
if I'm not even gonna just dunk on,

640
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:19,199
Like right wing anti peaty people were
for that. The amount of fucking

641
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:24,599
annoying little twee leftis I have seen
who want to be told they're doing something

642
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:31,119
brave for their little protests or whatever, but then get consequences, the consequences

643
00:42:31,119 --> 00:42:35,199
that would make it brave for them
to be doing it, right, They

644
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:38,159
want to do something brave without any
consequences which would make it not brave,

645
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:43,639
like getting shot in the arm,
because because if you're doing something brave,

646
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:46,199
you're doing it despite dire consequences and
ship like that. But they're like what

647
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:53,599
like they're they're they're they're mind blown
that there could be consequences for their rash,

648
00:42:53,679 --> 00:42:57,280
quote brave actions. What it drives
me. I think what we learned

649
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:01,239
today is everyone's a pussy, everyone's
a bitch. I don't know, man,

650
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:05,760
I think everyone's kind of cool.
I like most people. Everyone's a

651
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:07,760
pussy and only twelve percent of the
population can do a pull up. Yeah,

652
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:12,280
we map that out here, but
you know, but all three of

653
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,559
us, Yeah, all of us
can do pull ups. Oh, we're

654
00:43:14,559 --> 00:43:15,880
cool. I can do the pullups
for you, guys. We're brave.

655
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,480
Yeah, we got we got we
got dan to Why we're sending you to

656
00:43:19,519 --> 00:43:22,159
war? Idiot? What do you
fucking think is going on here? Why

657
00:43:22,159 --> 00:43:23,960
do you think you got strong all
these years? True? Me and him

658
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,239
are gonna, like do spreadsheets.
I need to get thinner those I don't

659
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:31,199
get shot, speaking of I don't
want a purple cardio thinking of someone who

660
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:35,119
doesn't want the consequences, mister,
I just kind of wish I was a

661
00:43:35,199 --> 00:43:37,880
Viking or whatever, and that's some
would ask you to do Viking ship,

662
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:42,239
and all of a sudden, it's
it's not Viking ship. Though. Getting

663
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,360
blown up by a drone is not
Viking ship. No, it's really not.

664
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:50,679
Also, you can't do Viking ship
with the Geneva Convention. A lot

665
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:52,880
of Viking shots out that kind of
a lot of Viking. I do the

666
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,360
Viking shit Flora. Yeah. I
don't know if people areware, but when

667
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,679
people are like, I'm joining the
army, does see the world? I

668
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:04,360
didn't mean like go on adventure,
meant like sleep with the world. Anyway,

669
00:44:05,119 --> 00:44:08,800
lighted gasoline was not the only truly
terrible thing Midgelely invented. That was

670
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:15,239
just his start. Hell yeah.
In nineteen thirty, Thomas Midgley found that

671
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:21,000
dichlora god damn it, dichlora diflora
methane could be used as a refrigerant gas.

672
00:44:21,079 --> 00:44:22,599
Is that the stuff that was in
the original jack? This is chlorofloral

673
00:44:22,639 --> 00:44:28,320
carbons. He blast a hole in
the ozone. This was quickly commercially manufactured

674
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,800
as free on twelve by Kinetic Chemicals, where he was the director. This

675
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:35,760
compound being put into commercial use is
one of the first examples of a chloroflora

676
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:40,239
carbon used in mass for commercial applications. If you want to where CFC's or

677
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:46,559
chloroflora carbons are directly responsible for destroying
Actually this is not bullshit like hippie science.

678
00:44:47,079 --> 00:44:50,320
This ripped a hole in the ozone
lane. Oh you want to know

679
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:57,079
who regulated it, Republicans Reagan.
Yeah, Reagan stopped the ozone bleed.

680
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:01,519
I generally think the global warming is
natural for the most part. Maybe we're

681
00:45:01,519 --> 00:45:06,480
speing it a little bit, but
yeah, that's definitely a thing that happened.

682
00:45:06,519 --> 00:45:08,719
I think the rippin holes in the
ozone ozone, we definitely did that.

683
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:13,519
But I think it's like to call
anything like global warming is kind of

684
00:45:13,519 --> 00:45:17,599
reductive, like we have definite effects
on the natural environment. Yeah, but

685
00:45:17,639 --> 00:45:22,280
I also, like we've discussed before, I think it's better than global cooling.

686
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,039
Maybe maybe we're gonna backdoor our way
into saving the world. I don't

687
00:45:25,039 --> 00:45:28,599
think it's gonna have anything to do
with temperature as much as it's gonna do

688
00:45:28,639 --> 00:45:31,400
with like the chemicals we can't get
out of the water and the fucking like.

689
00:45:31,559 --> 00:45:36,079
I mean, everyone in this country
has the shit that's in nonstick pans

690
00:45:36,119 --> 00:45:37,920
in their blood that they keep.
Everything's terrible right now. Food's awful.

691
00:45:38,039 --> 00:45:40,960
I mean, oh, food's over
fished. The ocean. The food is

692
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,960
the worst thing. Man, Like, have you ever seen the shit where

693
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,039
like they put ice cream out now
on like they'll leave it out for twenty

694
00:45:47,039 --> 00:45:51,480
four hours and it's not fully melted
like that. Shit's just like you can

695
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:52,880
put out like a Walmart like ice
cream sandwich, you know, like the

696
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:57,679
classic uh what do you call them? Like Carvell just you know, a

697
00:45:57,679 --> 00:46:00,159
little chocolate wayfirst with vanilla ice cream. You can low up a big Mac

698
00:46:00,199 --> 00:46:04,639
with C four and not a dent. Dude, it just takes it.

699
00:46:06,039 --> 00:46:09,960
What do you guys whining about that
we're constructing our food better. We're hot,

700
00:46:10,679 --> 00:46:14,960
like genetically modified food. It's better
for you, like the ship.

701
00:46:15,079 --> 00:46:16,760
There's just like a million things and
everything. So why can't we just have

702
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:21,280
dairy ice cream? Why can't we
just have milk ice cream? We're getting

703
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,519
too preachy? Yeah we are,
we are anyway. I like, by

704
00:46:23,519 --> 00:46:28,760
the way, having nonstick pan chemicals
in my blood makes it actually is better

705
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:30,599
for lubricates the veins. Yeah,
that's you don't get as much it does.

706
00:46:31,639 --> 00:46:37,000
Yeah. Yeah, you don't have
a coronary because you have the and

707
00:46:37,039 --> 00:46:40,239
you know what's people need to fucking
think before they speak. God damn.

708
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:45,840
But anyway, I just I want
to just say this guy again, as

709
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:50,920
a showman goes back to the well
to demonstrate the that CFC gas what's safe,

710
00:46:51,599 --> 00:46:54,079
he inhaled a large amount of free
on and blew out a candle flame.

711
00:46:54,159 --> 00:46:59,239
The show was non toxic and non
flammable. I love this Gafore what

712
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,800
the fucking fact this guy? What
do you what are we even mad at?

713
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:06,800
Like this is like your drug dealer
proving something prun your coke doesn't have

714
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,559
ventanyl in it, even though it
does have fentanyl in it, and he

715
00:47:09,679 --> 00:47:17,400
just does a massive gator tail like
a fucking sorry, he's a hoss,

716
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:21,400
right, Like, what do you
mean? Can you be mad at the

717
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:24,159
drug dealer at that point? Yeah? I mean this guy definitely made all

718
00:47:24,159 --> 00:47:28,039
the chemicals that were terrible for everyone. I mean, no, like it.

719
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,119
It's funny to me that his goats. He was like, you think

720
00:47:30,159 --> 00:47:32,440
this isn't safe, I'm gonna huff
it. Yeah, Like he was just

721
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,800
like I'm gonna huff it. I'll
do it. But he may you got

722
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:38,599
you got rich from this? Like
he became very successful person. Do you

723
00:47:38,679 --> 00:47:42,320
have a long life? I don't
think he's a bad inventor if he lives

724
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,880
a long life. Ah, we
get to his last invention soon. I

725
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:51,679
don't think like he earned his money. He earned his money, uh real

726
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:53,880
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810
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In his later years, Thomas Midgeley
received a series of awards and was elected

811
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:30,840
President and Chairman of the American Chemical
Society. However, his end is so

812
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:37,079
perfect it almost sounds fake. In
nineteen forty, at the age of fifty

813
00:53:37,079 --> 00:53:43,000
one, Midgley contracts polio. So
what Yeah, he contracts polio so he

814
00:53:43,039 --> 00:53:45,280
doesn't get got by anything that he
created. Well, he just went to

815
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:50,039
a public swimming pool. Yeah you
got you got some polio. So the

816
00:53:50,079 --> 00:53:53,559
disease left Midgley disabled and in need
of constant help. What was the vaccine?

817
00:53:55,199 --> 00:53:58,400
I don't know. Right around that
time, Yeah, I mean what

818
00:53:58,519 --> 00:54:01,079
I say, you can't get the
shot. This guy he's free on but

819
00:54:01,159 --> 00:54:05,960
like, I'm not putting that needle
in me, give me the It's like,

820
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:08,159
uh, what'd you say, fifty
one fifty one? He gets polio

821
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:12,880
fifty five? Oh no, I'm
sorry. In nineteen forty he gets polio

822
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,360
at the age of fifty one,
so yeah, okay, okay, yeah,

823
00:54:15,519 --> 00:54:21,440
he was well before that then.
So he becomes disabled and in need

824
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:24,119
of constant help because of his polio. So what does he do? Being

825
00:54:24,119 --> 00:54:28,159
the inventor he is, he invents
a pulley system to help himself get out

826
00:54:28,159 --> 00:54:31,360
of bed without any help. This
would turn out to be his final invention

827
00:54:31,519 --> 00:54:36,000
because on November two, nineteen forty
four, I mentually died of asphyxiation at

828
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,679
the age of fifty five, hung
himself after his own invention strangled him to

829
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:43,400
death when it entangled itself around his
neck. So the pulley he used to

830
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,320
pull himself in and out of bed, he uh, are you sure he

831
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:49,519
didn't just hang himself? Might have
just hung himself, but I think it

832
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:53,480
just I think he I think it
was a woods daisy. Yeah. I'm

833
00:54:53,519 --> 00:54:58,360
just saying, like, props to
this guy for drinking his own poison.

834
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:02,039
Hey man, he's the hits.
He took the hits. Also, a

835
00:55:02,079 --> 00:55:06,119
pulley system for a man with polio
sounds like a good idea. Okay,

836
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:09,119
it probably wasn't bad idea, Like, look at it this way. Yes,

837
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:15,320
let's go back to the World War
example. I'll redeem myself here,

838
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:21,360
right, Yes, I am your
guys commanding officer. And despite the fact

839
00:55:21,559 --> 00:55:25,039
it's not even stolen valory, it's
like hypothetical valor he's giving himself. Despite

840
00:55:25,119 --> 00:55:32,880
the fact that there are twenty Chinese
laser machine gun nests across from our trench.

841
00:55:34,119 --> 00:55:39,320
Right, why a trench. Pull
out my saber and order a charge.

842
00:55:40,199 --> 00:55:44,960
Okay, time to do Viking shit. But I and we all charge.

843
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:46,480
But I'm at the front of that
charge. I'm still at the front

844
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:51,119
of that charge. Okay, but
it's a hologram of you and you guys.

845
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:53,519
Yeah, you guys get riddled with
lasers and die horribly. I get

846
00:55:53,519 --> 00:55:57,239
shot in the leg though, and
I have to go back and get a

847
00:55:57,239 --> 00:56:00,679
purple heart, and I'm a hero
dude. But like I was at the

848
00:56:00,679 --> 00:56:06,039
front of that charge, I am
like giga fragging you before that ever happens.

849
00:56:06,039 --> 00:56:09,199
Like whatever the laser beam equivalent of
a frag. I was at the

850
00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:12,960
front of that charge and it hurt. It really didn't know. As I'm

851
00:56:13,039 --> 00:56:15,639
laying dying, I'm taking my gun
and taking you out there. As you're

852
00:56:15,679 --> 00:56:22,079
laying dying, laser there's laser nests. Dude, it's your think. So

853
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:24,800
I feel like I'm burning alive like
dark or Anakin. At the end of

854
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:30,519
episode three, do you think what
the world literally screaming World War three?

855
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:34,679
Like they finally like you know,
with the UAP stuff, They're like,

856
00:56:34,679 --> 00:56:37,880
actually, this is all just like
our new tech, Like I wouldn't be

857
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:40,679
surprised. Probably I saw something when
they were shooting stuff over Israel that was

858
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:45,880
like taking out rockets and it was
just like three beams of light doing summers.

859
00:56:46,199 --> 00:56:50,920
Yeah, but like this was like, I've been getting some weird headaches

860
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:55,159
out of nowhere at airports. Do
you go to airports after you drink No,

861
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:00,920
hmmm, probably all the microwaves.
That's what I'm thinking, is the

862
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:05,159
microwaves. Yeah, it's probably it. You can do. You can actually

863
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:09,119
say you don't want to walk through
the X ray the like full like full

864
00:57:09,159 --> 00:57:12,079
body scan, yeah, full body
skin. You can just go through a

865
00:57:12,119 --> 00:57:15,639
metal detector and get a pass do
you think they just compare penises. That's

866
00:57:15,679 --> 00:57:20,119
all they do. Mm, they
see your penis. They're just getting a

867
00:57:20,199 --> 00:57:23,000
national database on penises. Yeah,
they want to know who's the biggest threat.

868
00:57:23,519 --> 00:57:25,079
I kind of want to, man, I don't know what I'm gonna

869
00:57:25,079 --> 00:57:29,639
do this for nom Like, obviously
I'm probably not gonna have an erection,

870
00:57:29,679 --> 00:57:34,239
but I'm still just gonna belt tuck
my wiener before going through, just so

871
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:37,039
it's standing up or tuck it back
or that. Yeah, or put like

872
00:57:37,199 --> 00:57:42,159
put your balls in front of your
dick. Oh, just like you give

873
00:57:42,199 --> 00:57:45,320
them a little picasso. Yeah,
there was a while there where I every

874
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:47,480
time I went through that, I
was padded down in the crotch for a

875
00:57:47,519 --> 00:57:50,920
good year. Well, they got
rid of the thing that could make you

876
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:52,519
see your dick, so they say, they say they got rid of that,

877
00:57:52,719 --> 00:57:55,000
but it was a hot spot for
a while. I didn't understand it.

878
00:57:55,320 --> 00:58:00,360
Yeah, I do. They get
it good dick. They get a

879
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:04,239
hand on vihlated, they get a
hand on the hams. I was violated

880
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:08,559
many times at an airport by TSA. Would you guys learn to Mmm?

881
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:14,119
I miss letting gas? You miss
it? It smelled good? Did smell

882
00:58:14,119 --> 00:58:19,960
good? M yep. I learned
that you can you could sell anything if

883
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:24,280
you drink it first rough at first. I think that's that is the that's

884
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:28,400
the mark of a good salesman.
Like I'm a huff this shit. It's

885
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:31,239
fine under like intense media pressure.
He's like, no, no, it's

886
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:35,760
all good. Like he just goes
out like starts putting it on like cologne

887
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:37,719
and breathing. It isn't funny that
people are like, well, I mean,

888
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:39,079
I don't know, it's he seems
like it's bad. But that guy

889
00:58:39,159 --> 00:58:44,079
just fucking inhaled it. Yeah,
I bet like all the people at GM

890
00:58:44,119 --> 00:58:45,960
are like, dude, you don't
have Oh okay, you gonna do it

891
00:58:46,039 --> 00:58:49,760
all right? Cool? Thank you? Yeah, I love them. I

892
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:52,440
love them for it. I did
learn that the guy that invented lett if

893
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:57,880
casoline also invented chloroflora carbons. Like
that was the craziest thing to me.

894
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,559
With poisoning earth, yeah, he's
the biggest, Like he might be the

895
00:59:00,559 --> 00:59:05,039
biggest poisoner of anyone, like as
far as like toxic release, he might

896
00:59:05,159 --> 00:59:10,599
low key be responsible for more deaths
than your boy probably not probably not probably

897
00:59:10,599 --> 00:59:15,199
not actually no, a lot of
murders, but he he is, Like

898
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:21,199
you know, you'll find like a
random person on like a all time stat

899
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,159
leader list, like at like eighth
or something. Yeah, and you're like,

900
00:59:23,239 --> 00:59:27,599
oh, damn, I didn't realize
he did all that, or the

901
00:59:27,719 --> 00:59:30,239
RBI leader. Yeah, hey,
Wilson, you clearly didn't know. No,

902
00:59:30,679 --> 00:59:34,800
I'll never die. How do you
not know the all time RBI leader.

903
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:37,800
It's just not something baseball cares about, which is weird. Why would

904
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:40,400
they track of him? RBI is
an important seat run batted in. You

905
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:43,679
just said it's not important to baseball. No, no, no, it's

906
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:49,559
like time all time single season leader. For whatever reason, no one cares

907
00:59:49,559 --> 00:59:53,760
about the RBI record, probably because
it's like unbreakable. That is weird.

908
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:58,320
It's weird that no one really cares
about that stuff. No one even cares

909
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:00,599
about all time RBI leader over but
it also seems like one of the most

910
01:00:00,599 --> 01:00:05,000
important stats. It is, Yeah, I bat it in this many rounds,

911
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,159
probably the most important stat, like
literally, yeah, and no one

912
01:00:08,199 --> 01:00:10,880
cares. You know, who you
know is the most who hang Karen,

913
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,880
And it's never going to be broken. There's only five people who have more

914
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:21,440
than two thousand, so many Hammer
and Hanks. Yeah, who's Hitler this

915
01:00:21,519 --> 01:00:25,239
fucking guy. I guess Dan doesn't
want to say it. Honestly, it

916
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:30,719
was the guys that didn't have the
tolerance, couldn't handle the lead fucking died.

917
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:32,920
Yeah. Yeah, and I would
say, like DuPont, it's just

918
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:37,039
like an evil company. DuPont's an
easy one to go to, especially with

919
01:00:37,079 --> 01:00:40,639
the like whole Fox Sketcher thing.
Aside on Santo, any one of those

920
01:00:40,679 --> 01:00:45,320
companies, the whole DuPont family,
we could probably do an entire standard oil,

921
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,920
maybe standard oil which is now exon. Yes, actually Shell, I'm

922
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:52,199
pro gas though ex No, it's
it's excell. I'll never get an EV

923
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:57,159
vehicle. You can take my fucking
gas powered vehicles out of my cold dead

924
01:00:57,199 --> 01:01:00,400
hands. I won't get an EV
vehicle. And I won't get an anything

925
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,719
that I can't like if it has
a self driving feature, I guess sweet,

926
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:07,280
but I will never get anything I
can't pilot myself exactly. Oh yeah,

927
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:10,559
oh what idiot that that's gonna be
a real issue in our lifetime.

928
01:01:10,719 --> 01:01:15,280
It literally is going to be an
issue. I want to be I want

929
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:19,679
the right to drive myself. Yeah, oh well, you studied roads to

930
01:01:19,719 --> 01:01:23,360
get places, idiot, it's not
you can just drive just people like me

931
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:28,320
awful. Yeah, I know,
I already know people in my life who

932
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:31,000
are gonna make the arguments I'm waiting
to hear that you should. It's selfish

933
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:35,000
if you don't want to drive your
own car. Yes, yeah, no,

934
01:01:35,119 --> 01:01:37,880
those are just that arguments just before
it's selfish if you not upload your

935
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:43,719
consciousness for your children. We had
an option at the rental place because we

936
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:47,199
do everything. Last second, when
we were going from Nashville to Augusta and

937
01:01:47,239 --> 01:01:51,960
they had two vehicles. One was
a truck, one was any V vehicle,

938
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:53,840
Like, oh, you're sure you
don't want the electric vehicle, Like

939
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:58,760
we gotta charge it to make it
all the way to Augusta from Nashville,

940
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:01,880
like probably like past. Hell no, I don't want to be in any

941
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:06,559
vehicle where if it runs out of
like battery or it's low on battery and

942
01:02:06,599 --> 01:02:08,320
like I have to sit there at
a sketchy gas station, I can't just

943
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:13,159
fill up and like leave. That's
we don't have the infrastructure for it.

944
01:02:13,239 --> 01:02:15,639
No, yeah, yeah, at
least I don't. I'll say, like

945
01:02:15,719 --> 01:02:20,800
evs probably fine for like city driving
where it's like they're yeah, just up

946
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:23,719
like cross country. No, no, like if you're if you're driving a

947
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:28,079
lot, you don't want that.
But yeah, that's our show for today.

948
01:02:28,079 --> 01:02:31,400
Guys. Sweet sweet smell gasoline.
Yeah, you get that sweet smell

949
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:35,719
and gasoline. But that's our show
for today. I think so much for

950
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,519
listening. Please leave a review.
I know we're very close to a thousand.

951
01:02:37,599 --> 01:02:43,119
We need a thousand. Drink again, how far are we? Double

952
01:02:43,159 --> 01:02:45,840
check? Eighteen away? That's so
close. They were like or something.

953
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:50,360
Guys, Come on, I was
eighteen. They all read some reviews next

954
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:52,639
week. Yeah, yeah we did
last week. We will read some next

955
01:02:52,639 --> 01:02:55,719
week. Hopefully we will be at
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