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had forty nine ers one. I got no Valentine, shaid forty nine ers
one. Oh that's how drunk I you are. That's how bad it is
one in my dreams, I still burns. Yeah when well that? And
oh I first her the kiss, then he theiss syphilis. I don't get
the clamp. I get applause. Hi, everybody out there, Billify Lap
and Buddy, what what's matter? Let's start with Valentine's Day? You're right
with Valentine's Day? What I actually got two Valentines? What do you mean
he got two Valins? Well? I took my ant out for a birthday,
which I do every year, and brought it's her Valentine's is her birthday
today? It's the eighth, but she is busy over my ant. Is
actually her birthday is today? Oh? This is her up? I should
yeah, I should call her up. I haven't. And then I got
a event. I got a nice card from somebody, actually my buddy's mother
in California. Who are also forty, and she just no, your buddy's
mom, I mean you stop. Uh. She wrote a little note saying
it's not Christmas until she gets a Christmas card from me, because I'm big
and doing Christmas cards. If you didn't get one, no, And I
kind of I feel bad. Why because I should have got you one.
Why I don't know. I don't because you were part of the picture.
It's I got one of those. Yea. Throughout the year, I took
a picture and then I got to do it a little earlier next year.
Well, don't make because you got to have you got to look at the
good times in life. I guess I thoroughly believe what's going on. You
seem you seem like, uh, sort of on the edge today. Are
you okay? I think so. I'm just back in getting back in the
mix and everything the Valentine's date, things bothering you. I'll tell you this.
I learned something the other day because the police, as you saw in
thirteen WAM, we're producing a podcast for them, and they had come over
when we were talking and they told that there's they had arrested a hooker and
Fairport hooker. He's too small local hookers are virtue. Wait a second,
I don't got nothing. They got nothing. Fairport hookers don't move out here.
I'm like, what is going on? You got hookers in Fairport?
The guy's like yeah, He's like, yeah, we got absolutely. So
then the uh, I saw I'm asking. He goes. The guy goes
to her stories were fascinating. She had fascinating stories. And I guess there's
been a couple of times to hookers with guys in cars. Well one guy.
So then one of the Dallas store, I don't know market is that
where you go? I go behind the dumpster. So the uh, one
of the police officers says to me, he goes, yeah, he goes.
I got to call once from h a guy over on Turk Hill who's
all upset, and he said, whoa why? He goes, well,
he had a brand new corvette and he went out and there was an axe
through the hood. Oh hooker, he didn't, Oh he didn't. Well
that happens there have been hooker didn't fail. Wow, And she took it
out on his new car. But wait, wait, what in Fairport?
Where? First of all, where's she getting axe? I don't see hookers
at home? Deep I don't know if it was like he said, it
might have been the guys. He could have had it in his yard chopping
wood. She just picked it up chopping right. He was stroking his wood,
flitting her logs chastity. I'm sure to cash uh ven you later.
You got PayPal. So look, I'm just saying that you're in the right
spot for love and Valentine's. If you're feeling a little lonely, they got
hooked. Just walk around Fairport and look that's it. Yeah, on main
Street, that's stilettos. That's the when when the bridge goes up. So
do I iron smoke? Asked her? Do you ever smoke after sex?
She goes, I don't know. I never looked down. Thank you,
good night. Yeah, all right, we're back right. Oh so take
me back to and then we'll get into some of the things of today.
But take me back to your night. Super Bowl nights, the beginning of
the night. What are you wearing, what are you eating? What are
you drinking? At the beginning, and don't forget first quarter were zero zero
zero zero, and then by the half I believe it was ten to nothing
and nothing. San Francisco goes up you had to be feeling pretty pretty damn
good. Well, no, so I made a couple of appetizers the day
before. I'm just gonna relax. I know, I'm gonna yell, scream,
swear, and you're in your completely alone. I was. I A
couple of people said they're around me getting uh, super Bowl squares, a
couple of bars. I'm like, hey, stop over for a drink?
Did they No? They didn't, didn't have enough time. Another friend of
mine had a super Bowl party. I was invited to. Of course you,
of course you were. I can't go. I can't scream and yell
something goes wrong, I will swear. So uh, I had just some
double leggings and BLT bites and shrimp susage you know in case of Jenny light
in the bottle that's just for you. Run that by me again, deviled
eggs, eggs, LT bites, b l T byites, bag of shrimp
bag, summer sausage. Wait a second, it starts to I don't even
feel bad about the Niners. Enough fat blubbery seal over there. I didn't
eat the whole goddamn bag. I ate three quarters of it. I know,
mother did. Come on, how much shrimp is left. Oh over
half a bag. Okay, I didn't eat it all that day, I
mean now and then some shrimp for a little snack and just I didn't eat
all the No, not here. You don't want to hear. You don't
want to hear a shrimp taste like what a Fairport hooker. If you can
get find a fair for hooker, they wouldn't lie get her on your podcast.
Yes, well you know what I would see. Here's the thing is,
like, I have a very weird I've always found this very odd about
myself. I I have never been with a hooker, and I have no
problem with somebody who does. I think it should be legalized. I think
we should should have some way of regulating at least the health standards. Of
course they'll be the tax thing, but just for health and for some safety
for people. Right. I don't know what would make you want to go
into that line of work. But no drugs? Yeah, okay, well
well mostly right now. But I mean even if you were. I have
heard that there are women in Webster that run a legit business and on the
side, well yeah, yeah, as you know, and you would never
know so and it's not somebody who we would normally pick, you know,
pick as I think it's referred do very lovingly. Street squish is that's lovingly,
That's what I'm saying. Street is that like street meet? Yeah,
it's it's switch which you never did. Uh. That was when I had
heard growing up. I thought it was more of it. Maybe it was
a New York City term, but it was basically, you know, the
street hooker, the street hoar. Uh. So if you could regulate it
a little bit, I think you'd be we'd be better off in a lot
of ways. And then you could have your shrimp and you did too well,
Like like chicken Ranch like they have out in Reno. Yeah you know,
why not right? You know when they come out and if you're younger,
they had You can even look this up on HBO years ago they had
documentary Bunny Ranch Chicken Ranch. I was. I was friends with Dennis Dennis
uh no, Dennis? Uh wait? What was it? I think his
name was Dennis ran the Bunny Ranch. Oh okay, yeah, yeah,
he ran. He was on our radio show. We gave away of her
father's day to a single dad. We gave way trip out to the Funny
ram Come on and you pulled your own number. Yes, zero zero one.
Oh my god, they're gonna believe this. No that did you do
it before and after the guy left and came back? Yes, yes,
yes, I'll tell you off air about that. Okay, because some of
his stories weren't that flattering, were not? He said it was, it
was great, and then he was just left alone like there was nothing.
He was just stuck there for the weekend in the middle of nowhere. It's
a bunch of trailers hooked together. He goes, wasn't as glamorous as they've
made it. That d right, but nothing ever is. But that that
was his story. Anyway, back to you. Yeah, yahrim So,
I have a couple of appetizers. A couple of friends were thinking about coming
over. They said no, which is fine. Hey, my kittle Jersey
on. I'm watching the game. We're pounding the ball. I mean everybody's
watching obviously. So you know McCaffrey fumbles, Yes, unbelievable. Yeah,
what what comes out of your mouth during the mccafline? Oh? Af f
this, I'm unbelievable. Oh just you know, And every time the Kansas
City Chiefs, out of just giving a finger tail. You shouldn't die.
I'm that nice. What are you wearing, by the way, too,
I'm wearing my uh pants, sneakers in my jersey. So you got jersey?
What kind of sneakers are they? San Francisco forty nine? No,
I had you have San francisc You sent me pictures of forty was from nineteen
eighty nine. Yeah, okay, they don't fit anymore, but there's still
almost what happened. Your foot got fat? Uh? Yeah, that's what
happened. When I bought him. I was one hundred and thirty six pounds.
Uh huh. Now I'm two hundred and thirty six pounds. No shit,
you went up one hundred pounds well in thirty years. Yeah, but
you didn't go up and height. Do you notice that too? Wow?
I think I beat up enough for the Niners. All right, it's all
good. Hang on. So you had the jersey, Yeah, that was
it? Okay, the coaster? Did you you have the coaster? Good?
Did you pull out the helmet or anything? No, the helmets were
already out in you realize that you're like forever twelve. Yes, and that's
fine. That's why I watch it by myself. But like you're giving the
finger. Yes, I even invited you over. You would have a riot.
I would have had a right. You would have been a shift face.
Yeah, I just I needed to well I called you at the end.
But let's say so halftime. So halftime, we're up ten to nothing.
Yeah, and I'm like this is not enough. We should be up
twenty one fourteen nothing. Yeah, I'm like, can not let this team
get back. And then we had the the muff on the punt, which
you know hits his foot ironically another nickname for one of the Fairport hookersuff Luff
on the punt. Green Law goes out, yeah to get on defense,
and I must have was in the kitchen or something, and I come back
and he's down. I'm like, yeah, what happened? He tried on
the field. Yeah, so that that's a sickening injury to watch, Oh
my gosh. Yeah, yeah, only because and he's he's tackling everybody.
He's a leader on the team, one of the eptens, and just a
fluke thing. I'm just like, this is not at that point. I'm
like, we've just got to get got to get out of this. The
misss your point. I'm like everything is this team cannot be this lucky.
We're the better team. We're kicking the shit out of them. We should
be up more and over time. We get the ball first, and I
didn't understand the rules really well, you get two shots. Okay. So
there's two theories at this. Yes, they're all because of the Kansas City
Bills game, because whoever had the ball first was going to win, and
by a flip of the coin, right, So now the flip of the
coin, many people say the smarter thing to do is if you win the
coin cost a coin toss, excuse me, is to kick the ball off.
That way, you know what to do when you get the ball.
Okay, three points, touchdown, win it whatever, right right, because
if they don't score at all and we get into field goal range, kick
it and let's end this thing, right right. So that's but the other
side is that you want to have the ball all in your hands last because
it goes to sudden death. So if they so let's say it's tied after
overtime, the second overtime, which is where they almost win, would be
sudden death. So that way you have the ball. We had seven and
the Crows, our team We've got the NFC Offensive Player of the Year.
You're just going down the field. You're not I'm walking out listen over all
fucking football game that you know what, you're still drunk on the shrimp.
Probably, But that third and four and we do some kind of trick play
to pass it, just give it him acaffe that I couldn't believe. And
then we just gave We had him at fourth and four and we couldn't stab
him, and I'm like, here we go, We're gonna win it on
our defense, and they scored a touchdown. I turned off the TV.
I gotta tell you that Chris Jones for Kansas City is a monster. I
mean he reaked t havocking on the Bills. I mean that was you know,
that one throw that that party had. And I will say just not
that you need to hear this from me at all, but I have not
seen brock Purty other than highlights this year. I didn't watch he throws a
nice ball. He was poised. I mean, he's two years into the
league. I go, this guy is going to be something. But you,
I mean, when Chris Jones is in your face, I don't give
a shit who you are. That thing isn't going where it needs to go.
And I, I don't know. We'll be back next year. We'll
be in the super Bowl next year, maybe the same three teams now,
maybe we will be maybe what do you want to bet? I don't look
at so fired up? Now, where were you earlier today? Just and
tak him an, that's right. Sorry, you did say that that maybe
you caught a flight back from Kansas City or something, and he went't a
little crazy at that. They had over a million people at this uh at
the at the parade today and there were I guess it was sixty degrees there,
and they players had one player took his shirt off and he's like rolling
and took his shoes off. He's rolling around in the street. I mean,
they looked like they were having just an absolute blast. And then the
parade breaks up and everybody's leaving, and this is the sound that imagine this.
And I wouldn't know what the sound was if I were there, because
granted, things are over and everybody's leaving. But they did have confetti cannons
that they shot off. They did have marching bands and drums and all kinds
of stuff. So this is it TMC had this video that's gunshots. It
sounds almost like but I can't tell, and I'm saying, if I'm in
a large crowd, I don't know what's going on. So apparently they've detained
two people. Ten people were shot. One person is dead, three are
critically injured. I don't know about the others. The person who sent this
video to TMZ its cell phone footage. I think it may have been a
young woman. I don't know. I'm only going by the voice that I
heard later on says nothing, but you see someone she walks over towards the
stuff as most people are going the other way. It didn't seem all that
chaotic at first, because again I'm not sure that everybody knew what was happening.
Right now, there's live coverage everywhere. They were saying that, you
know, was this terrorist, But no, I don't believe it was.
I think this was an argument. I think the parade was over, people
were leaving, they were headed back to a garage. It is tragically sad.
It is. It's tragically sad. I just I can't imagine. It's
almost as sad as your love life. I'm I'm just easy. Wow,
you're just sitting there today. What's the matter. I don't nothing. I
don't like it. Depressed fresh, I'm here. Yeah. Pressed, you're
bothered by the Niners in the forty nine ers, yeahd sake, Yes,
they'll be back, they'll be back. No, I I'm coming here.
I was just stop, said, I stopped on the record archive, and
I looked at my phone real quick for Facebook, and somebody said prayers to
Kansasity. Yeah. I'm like, go, oh God, here we go.
What So then I went to Google and it said one shot and ten
wounded. I'm just like, what, yeah going on? Yeah? And
I think it's one dad and three critically injured. Yeah, and a total
of ten people shot. And I it sounds like somebody just opened fire.
But the other there's no accountability, parenting. It's just I'll give you an
example. Saturday, I was at Wegmans. I'm out read buying stuff for
adaptizers. Yeah, and uh sixty one thirty seven. So I gave the
girl seventy dollars fifty twenty and she starts counting on her fingers to do what.
I have no idea. She was doing some kind of math in her
head, and I'm like, kid, eight dollars. Yeah, but she
she looks spit back. Well, that's what I was wondering. I'm like,
is she trying to do in her head? I get eight dollars or
maybe she didn't know that it was seventy. And she goes, what are
you wondering about? How much change I get? She goes, no,
I don't know what you gave me. I said, I gave you seventy
dollars. She goes, oh, and then she punched it in. She
didn't know plus twenty. She didn't know fifty plus twenty, or she never
saw maybe she never saw fifty before. It says five zero right on there.
And I was just like, well, usually they take even the twenties.
Now they'll take that magic pen right Oh, they hold it up.
I'm just like, oh God, that drives me up there, I'm sure.
And I've said to people, I'm like, I hate to be a
crumpy old man. You are to give a fuck my movie father And they
go like damn, like hey, what my money? I go, what
do they teach you to look for when you look at the light? And
they're like huh, I'm like, exactly, bring me up. I can
go see this movie. God, what are you? What are you looking
for? Now? There are certain things, Yes, there are markers and
things. I wouldn't know what for I don't know, and neither did this
guy. You're in a seven eleven. They hold a couple of lights to
look like. I'm like, you got two different colors socks on, and
you're gonna tell me this is now? They just don't take them. They
tell you that they don't take. Try to see a McDonald's. They see
that in the morning. Yeah, and sometimes well sometimes they don't have that
much cash to give you change for guys, they always say change they have
they have a vaulted I know, restaurants, but they don't want you know,
or somebody would you know, Hey, can you change a fifty?
I forgot? Or now it's all cars and everything. But I mean,
just the basic math, basic common sense. You should run for office.
Oh, you should run on the common sense platform. Okay, I honestly
we need something fresh. Well why would you fresh? Yes, but why
wouldn't we have I think the common sense platform would be pretty good. It'll
be zero talents, zero talents. All right, we'll take a moment to
your point. Uh, spring break is it being ruined. A lot of
cities are saying they don't want them anymore. I think it's been can't like
Panama City doesn't even have spring break. One guy goes, we used to
make tons of money, but they don't even like she used to live in
Panama City. Yeah, they want to allow very nice and quiet. Yeah
very two weeks. Well now they're not doing it anymore. I don't blame
them. And but one city is claiming they have lots of problems. And
then we'll we'll tell you what happened with Fairports from Hooker Gull. You got
bookers from Fairport trying to go down in corner of the business. Muffed punt
was out on the street again, twenty five dollars all she can eat.
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He goes, I got divorced. Oh, I have a friend to do
that once. Yeah, he came in and he goes, hey, hey,
I guess I can say this on the podcast. You're pretty bad.
He goes, hey, guys, what do you think? Guys? Should
you think what I just said? Surgery? I mean, it's horrible,
horrible. The women listening to this horror. I know. We gotta have
a listener. She never said anything like that. This, this guy never
did. Come on, Dougie Fresh poisoned baby. Oh I know this.
I used to have a girl, actually a girl. I picked up a
girl from the class again, old stripper yesterday. Really, yeah, you
guys remembins about all the time that work together. She remembered me right off
the bat. Yeah, did did you hear the intro? No? You
know what? So devastated from forty nine stop stop it, get over.
There's still people devastating from four Buffalo bills losses. No, they're not,
they're all dead. The other people went on to live. She remembered me.
We swapped some names. I think her stage name was Erotica. Erotica,
Yeah, I go, No, I don't ever remember that, is
it? I think that's a bad name. Isn't that a bad change name?
I'm sorry, I don't. Yeah, she worked at two or three
different places. But then I don't think I ever introduced you. But she
knew you, she knew me. Yeah, nobody forgets this mug. Nobody
forgets Douggy fresh, funny and witty and clever. Huh. You know if
I served you beer, I get people more often than that. Ask me
where I bartend? I'm like, when't you? Oh yeah, that's where
we know you're the funny guy? Like yeah, and then I and I
promote my comedy And how's that going? It's going good? What the fuck
you are today? I'm leaving. It's so much fun. I know you.
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be funny. April fourth. Yes, I
know Greg going reached out, come on, Yes, But I don't know
much about Greg. He says, we've met a few times, and I
don't know that I've ever met I think you met him the night I met.
Yeah, he's headlining is it's his own show, yep, Cindy Arena.
Is Cindy is really funny. I really enjoy featuring and I'm hosting.
Yeah. Well good, So, I mean there's you can look us up
on Carlsoncomedy dot com or my Facebook page Doug Phelps And if you listen to
the podcast, Yeah, send a send a friend request, but then you
can send a message even if we're not friends. Said, Hey, I'm
going to send you a friend request because there's so much spam out there that
some requests I get and I write back right back. I write them before
you. How do I know you know each other? One of the two
plus two. If they don't respond, I just send it to block.
I don't need this ship coming out well, Doug. A lot of people
feeling pretty good these days because spring break is upon us and people are taking
off. Spring break seems very early, but I think they've had over the
last two weeks. Some colleges, I don't know why they're on spring break.
We do have the winter break coming up for the schools they started spreading
them out. They may have, and probably for good reason. According to
this article from the Miami Herald, a Miami Beach has stationed cops in DJ
booth. So they've taken old lifeguard booths and they've turned them into a DJ
booth. So they've they put actual speakers. They're blasting tunes. It's the
police being DJs, but keeping an eye on everybody. That's a smart move.
It's just I thought that was pretty clever, they say in Miami Beach,
where hordes of rowdy youngsters have become a liability to one of the world's
top tourist destinations. This year, they launched a thirty three thousand dollars digital
ad campaign and sent letters to three hundred fraternities and sororities around the country.
It's marketing campaign centers around a catchy slogan, come on vacation, don't leave
on probation. That's what they say. Okay, oh good, that's catchy.
It lays out the consequences of drinking in public, riding on top of
vehicles, or smoking marijuana arrests. Then there's been a so far in the
last two weeks, there's been a brawl on the beach, a young woman
knocked unconscious near Ocean Drive, police officers injured, a driver on MacArthur Causeway
serving alcohol to passengers in another vehicle, basically passing beer back and forth,
and a tourist flying out of the car window and getting run over on her
way to the airport. They've had Then this morning, I turn on the
Today Show and I catch this the problems that we see just literally just a
handful of weekends, the bad behavior prompting major security changes from Miami Beach's government
ahead of the March crush, including six pm beach closures and traffic restrictions,
among other things, dui checks, license plate readers. We are going to
be doing bag checks on the beach, restricted access. We're increasing the fees
for non residents to park in our garages up to one hundred dollars. There's
also the potential for curfews after last year's spring break prompted a state of emergency
with more than five hundred and seventy rs and multiple fatal shootings. Now I'm
starting to think that this isn't spring Breakers. No, I really am starting
to believe it's not. And I'll read a little more in the article somebody
who said there's motorcycles, there's half naked and fully naked women running around the
street. The enforcement was not there. The problem is somebody's got to get
tough starting this week, and a police squad of roughly twenty five officers wearing
protective gear will patrol the beach. Yeah, that's it. Twenty five officers
on this one beach in front of Ocean Drive. I don't know how big
Ocean Drive is in Miami, or what section of Ocean Drive they're gonna have,
or what their story is overall, but they're gonna have them. And
basically it sounds like THEY'LLI and Reich. Here is what it sounds like to
me. One commissioner suggests they start blasting classical music from loudspeakers to dampen the
party. Go there, you go. Here's a little bit more from the
Today Show. After sixteen stampedge last year, I closed mangoes. For some
business owners, like Mango's nightclub owner David Wallack, the roughly fifty to seventy
thousand dollars he might lose every day is a fair trade off if it means
less violence. Okay, it's a tremendous amount of money, lose a huge
I don't know if those numbers are inflated I have. I don't know how
many people he gets through there. I don't know what's running through. Did
you ever go on spring break? No? I didn't either. City officials
said they believe so. They had ninety seven people arrested last weekend in Miami,
Okay, all around basically the beach, the beach area where where the
spring Breakers would go. City officials said they believe South Florida residence were posedly
to blame for the raucous behavior. Who was South Florida residents? Residents,
not visitors residents. Of the ninety seven people arrested this past weekend, more
than half were from the Tri County area. Just eleven of those arrested identified
themselves as college students. Last year, eighty five people were arrested over the
same weekend. But I don't think this is a spring break. Look,
I'm I think you get a pack mentality. I think you get large crowds.
I think the problems happened, but I'm not entirely sure that it's the
spring Breakers as much as it's like when I went to and you went to
college or spring break to blow off steel? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean I'm not saying these right now. With you know the internet and
the videos. It used to be girls gone wild, yeah Snoop Dogg,
whoever was. And you just think you're gonna walk down there and you're gonna
have all these girls with their taps off and the beads and everything. Yes,
but no, it doesn't happen. That's why we're gonna do our remote
podcast next week from Miami. Now, have you ever been somewhere where all
of a sudden, you feel like the vibe of the place has changed,
like there's an uncomfortable like you get out of there. I've had that happen
a couple of times where I've left and then I hear fights broke out or
somebody did something. I've also had where I've left and I get the call.
Hey man, you wouldn't believe what happened. They should have been there,
should have been there, should have been there. You just left,
and no, you wouldn't have believed it. Tanya got completely naked, she
got Geena naked. They both got in the hot up. It's like,
okay, all right, thanks, I've been part of that. Then I
call my buddy. Now I think, how do I say, Well,
it is what it is. I mean working at a strip club, yeah,
seeing, yes, twenty thirty naked women at night. So if I
get a call somebody says, hey, yeah, this girl got a nakedive
party, I'm like, yeah, oh what she looks like another day?
Why you know? Yeah? But ever, like, even in the strip
club, sometimes you get a certain crowd that comes in and you go,
boy, this is uncomfortable. I don't know if that ever happened. You
don't know if that ever happened. But sometimes it's not a lot that can
happen. Now, some places, this is not Miami Beach, but according
to the Today Show, some places are enforcing other rules. Myrtle Beach in
South Carolina has enacted a Noise and Foul Language ordinance this year, limiting beach
hours and banning thongs and g strings too. No freedom of speech, you
can't swear. I mean, people are just so disrespectfully. Don't care.
They're not courteous. I should put it that way. You're on the beach,
girl has a thong. She wants to be looked at. Every girl
in America not every girl. But I mean they're taking selfies. Yes,
they're just posting to make themselves feel better. And the more followers are like
they get I don't know how not only that to take the point that suicide
rates are up, yes they are. And if you're not getting attention or
you're getting bullied, you're just just done well and you can't get away from
because there's no safe spot. Like you get bullied at school, you go
get your parents. Now you shout the door. Now you want to be
part of social media friends stuff, the safe space would be to get turn
the phone off. Well, then you turn the internet off, you know
what I mean, your friends. But you've got to your home with your
family. I mean we used to be home with our family. There is
something that it's almost as though we're not evolved enough as a species to handle
the amount of technology and information that come at us. I really believe that.
Yeah, you know, I don't know what AI coming. I know
it's coming, it's here, it's here, it's it's basically here in many
instances, But uh, I don't know. I heard that, you know,
with the I talk about the thong and the G string. I never
I remember being at like a family resort and seeing a woman at the family
pool in like a thong and being somewhat caught off guard, and yet you
were with your family. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, your wife,
your kids, Yeah, we were at our time share. Is that when
you switched your regular glasses to your sunglasses? You got it? No,
I was. I have to And this is going to sound strange. I
found it uncomfortable, like I didn't know really where to look. I felt
a little embarrassed, and I'm like, well why am I embarrassed? So
then what I would like to do, just like I do with all these
weird cases, is I like to watch how other people react. Like I
have no interest, I was starting to stay earlier. Going to a hooker
would never interest, But talking to a hooker, I would love to know
that stuff. Either way you're either banging or talking, it's still twenty dollars
an hour. Well that's all I heard. But I mean, even as
stripper, right, I used to love to just hear their stories, their
wild antics. I don't need to hang out, I don't want to party
with them, but I would love to hear. I'm a very curious person,
curious story. I like people's stuff. But I'm going I don't know
if it's right to ban these things or not. I don't know. I
don't because I'll tell you what. Like you go to Europe. I had
neighbors who were from I think the wife was from Finland and the husband was
from Sweden. And she said once we would always get together at somebody else's
house on Friday nights. There were three couple, three families that would do
that. And I remember this one Friday night she had a couple glass of
minds. She goes, yeah, we're getting ready to go away, and
the girl said to remember, mom, we're in America. Keep your top
on, right. And I thought, boy, we are so uptight in
this country that we're banning. Thought, we're telling you what you can't wear.
And I get it. At the same time, if it's a private
place, we didn't grow up with nude beaches they did over in years.
Oh no, no, no, I understand that. But I I just
go, do we make a big deal out of out of nothing? Now?
Was she a hot mom? Or does she take her top off in
her I'm going to plead the fifth on that. But you know who's the
most upset about the thongs and the g strings being banned from the beaches.
Beyonce. No, the seagulls. They're worried that there's going to be a
decrease in drops of snacks as as somebody walks byd a thong and they're gonna
actually have to go get some fish out of the ocean. Now, come
on, Doggy, come on, douggy. Wow. Wow, they should
call you mister Fantastic from The Fantastic Four because you're you're really stretching for that
one, the latest attempt to save the ocean by reducing well tail sightings on
land. Come on, I'm not part of this. I have that part
of this. I'm pleading the fifth. I don't know. I would you
wear a banana hammock? Oh god, no, you wouldn't have you It
sounds like you know, I mean no, it's quite a I just remember,
I mean flippings of the Internet or Jim Carrey had one. Electra Carmen
Electric had one, and they switched because she was getting all the the pictures
taken, so when he was back being funny, they switched outfits. My
friend Laurie does a thong party to raise money for MS for her sister,
and I did. I didn't go last year. I went the year before.
They asked me to do it, and no, I said, I'm
not comfortable. I just told you I don't feel comfortable enough being around a
thong. But I had never been. And she was a second, you're
dougie fresh. Yeah, just make sure you put the potato in the front.
That's all all eyes on me. Yeah. I tried that, but
I put scalet potatoes. I sucked it all up. Oh, grouten went
rotten. So she had twelve it's another name of a hooker, and they
all come out to different music and some of them were had it was fun.
Yeah, it's guys. Yes, it's all guys, all guys.
And she raised a few thousand dollars and there's raffles and stuff like that,
fifty to fifty. And one guy was the Tiger King and he had a
blonde. Yeah, you had a blonde mullet got off of Amazon Leopard outfit
and a stuffed an a tiger. And I'm laughing at my balls off and
I'm like that's great, and it's you know what was the other not really
sure you could do that though? No, No, well, unless I
lost five ten sixty pounds, you never did h and you never did spring
break. Never did spring break? Yeah, me neither neither. I just
wonder what the stories and then they were they were making national news. Now
I'm going I feel like it's almost a carte blanche for bad behavior by the
locals, and you can blame it on the spring Breakers. And I'm not
saying that you're not getting an influx of people and then there isn't going to
be a fight between two fraternities. That probably is, but un till even
that you're looking at my girlfriend, they're just people that are looking for a
problem. Yeah, but there could be that. But isn't Marty Grau going
on right now? To Marty gros going on too. I mean, they
bring an extra police officers from around the state because you got drunks and different
things, and that all makes sense, but the level, like the shootings
and things. You had eighty five people a restident out of whatever number ninety
seven and eleven of those were college students. The rest were all South Florida
rested, right taking them on Something isn't adden up. Well, that's all
I'm saying. Something isn't ad enough. And that's just Miami Beach, and
I don't know what's happening in other and other places like that. Well they
they have a zero towers throw them in that drunk take like Opie and Nibery.
Remember he used to let himself in, right, not OPI what was
his name? Opie was the son he'd bring in his Sunday best. Yes,
and who was it? I forget the guy's thing. Well, the
sheriff would be like, you have a take the keys off yet, you'll
have a good night. He goes, ah, yeah, I just want
to be prepared when I wake up to go to the church to Brown.
That's how it was. I mean, obviously things have changed and people just
you know, what about Bike Week down in Fort Lauderdale, that's one that
you know, I think they try to implement some things there, and I'm
sure there's problems. I'm sure there's problems with anything, right, I get
problems everywhere minor almost like the standard. Well, now you have the shootings
and shit like the fighting. Even you take it to the shoplifting where ten
to fifteen people are going in just ripping shit off and leaving. Right,
there were not there's no accountability. I look at New York State, you
get an a parents ticket, and I've talked to cops. Yeah, like
we've rested this guy three times one day, eight times a week. I
talked to the fuck is this guy up? I talked to the sheriff.
When the the Kia Boys were in full swing, there was one juvenile I
believe who had been arrested twelve times. Twelve times. Twelve times is part
of the things. And I mean their point is we need something needs to
be done. They already had something done, somebody changed it to make themselves
look better and powable. Well, I think that part of the thing.
Unless something happens to the governor or somebody in charge, they're not going to
change it. Well, sometimes when it comes to these, you know,
these policies, it was almost like, think of the people going in as
a group to rob a store. How can they stop? All of us
can't, can't, And probably with the store's smartest decision is to say let
him go, Let him go. I mean there was I believe in Walmart.
If you try to stop them, you will get you'll get fired because
yourself and now they're gonna make it that if you try to stop them.
They can sue you from up to twelve to fourteen thousand dollars something like that.
Something ridiculous. I don't know if you're being a good citizen. Yeah,
and they still have citizens arrest. Yeah, this guy was stealing.
I'm tired of it. I'm stopping him, and now I'm in trouble.
Now you're taking me to jail. A bullshit. But the thing is,
I don't know how we you you kind of rise up as a people,
because I would think that, you know, common sense says, I understand
the idea behind the law. The idea behind the law was somebody who stole
a can of corn to feed his family shouldn't be in j one hundred thousand
dollars bail, right, But we've taken that so to the extreme now that
we have severe problems. And again I do think it's, you know,
the idea of a few bad apples spoiled a bunch, well, you know,
you get a bunch of that, uh spring break. Though. I
would always think those make great stories for the home. Who's so later on
life, you know what I mean, you start looking back and you have
some great stories. I got gosh, before I married this bitch I was
I was bald. Yeah, I met this girl from Arizona Wildcats. Oh
my god. It was crazy. And then I lost your number and I
came back. I want to get married, And well, I will tell
you that. Don't tell mom. There's a there's a famous actor who's entering
into his ninth decade that has released his his memoir and he's talking a whole
bunch of stuff about his life. Not ninety, he's almost ninety. Yes,
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Another bailed from Valentine's Day. Yeah, it's for you, you know
what The greatest eighties bailed is Home, Sweet Home by Mattley curl Musket.
They yeah, do it? Yeah, mince Steel? Did you go mince
steel? What's terrible? Not like anything? He's got off a stage?
Uh? And then his voice in some county fairy he did or something,
but he was doing like a warm up before the Blue Ribbon in the New
York State. Fairly wild sord girl. There it is Doug taking you back.
Heaven isn't too far. I bang that fair for hooker every day?
Did you uh? Did you throw on this kind of music and drink and
crying your crying your dirty martinis after the forty nine ers? No? Did
you shed a tear? No? Okay, just asking did you break anything?
No? All right? Good? All right, so everything's fine?
Yeah, so far, so good. Uh. There is a man who
has had quite the life, and he's got a new book coming out.
What's the booking title? Don't tell me who it is? I want some
I want some hints. The book is titled let me see if I have
the title. And you're saying he's getting to be by to ninety Yes,
yeah, I believe he's somewhere around eighty seven. More movies and TV seventy
Yeah, definitely more movies than TV eighty eighty seven, eighty seven, so
coming up on ninety Okay, Action Star did one of the Yeah I think
you could call this an action movie was one of the big ones. But
he was a big actor, but probably best known for being on TV in
a commercial. Being on TV is a commercial, in a commercial, in
a commercial. And then Milly D Williams unbody language, Billy D Williams.
Body language tells you a lot about what a person is thinking. For instance,
I read means commercial you, Mike, because you're old, but not
means in life. That means she also wants a little fun in her life,
but only with the right man. Hello. And now she's pouring a
cold forty cold forty five and we all know what that means that she must
have read my mind something like that, The power of cold forty five.
It works every time. Yeah, Billy Williams, Billy D Williams. Uh,
Billy D Williams has a new book coming out and it is pretty interesting
what they call My years at Cloud City. That's so funny. Uh.
I've seen Billy D. Williams. Yeah, he was at a signing where
I got Joe Montana's signature and really yeah, and it was a comic con
Nicole Kahn and Buffalo, which is coming up. It was Joe Montana at
the time, guy from Flash Gordon, which made it come back with the
movie Ted Ahora, and then Billy D. Williams now Billy D. Williams
line was five times as long. I mean Joe only had a few people.
It was two hundred and ninety three dollars to get a signature, and
uh, I thirty nine dollars had to get Who's Joe Montanas? Really yeah?
I think Billy was only like one hundred dollars. But his line of
Star Wars fans was out the door and William Shantner was there the night before
and he had two thousand people They signed for one hundred dollars. Wow,
yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. Uh. The name of the book is
what we have here? What we What have we here? Excuse me?
What have we here? Is the name of the book now. In it
he talked about being married. Didn't you just say a couple of things?
Yeah? I just watched him in a sports movie, one of the favorite
ones. It's called Being Go Along and the Traveling All Stars, not getting
along with Richard Pryor or James Earl, Joe Richard Pryor in that movie they
were friends. I'll read you this, Okay, no, no, but
go go on and Nighthawks. Nighthawks. Yeah, I love that obviously.
Lano Karizianeah four movies he did? I think he did four movies with prior.
Really, yeah, I'm pretty sure he did. But he was married
in nineteen fifty nine, got divorced in nineteen sixty three. He starts dating
a woman named Yvonne. He had known this woman since he was a teen.
He recalls coming home from the theater one day to find her hosting an
orgy. So he goes. There were women and men and a lot of
nakedness. This is what he writes in his book, This is where I'm
going. This is like Tales from the Home. You know, there's a
bunch of swinger parties if you read the right book. Frank Gorshan, Yes,
the Riddler on Batman, Yes, yes, yes, go ahead,
though so he says, the craziness was more than I was prepared to deal
with after work, so he decided to take a shower and invited a young
woman who was already undressed to join him. Why not as revenge? The
Yvonne insisted that he watched her have sex with another man, and he said
he found it hilarious. Annoyed. She then grabbed a pair of scissors and
cut up his beautiful alpaca sweaters. And he goes, that hurt almost more
than if she had cut me. It was the excuse I needed to get
away from Yvonne. Now, okay. So he and Richard Pryor started four
movies together. Lady Sings the Blues, I've heard of It, Hit Carter's
Army, Nope, and Bingolong Traveling All Star, and Motor Kings about the
Negro Baseball League. Yeah. And he said they were good friends for a
while, but then unraveled when he witnessed him abuse his girlfriend verbally and physically.
It was Patricia Price, and he said it wasn't a one time incident
neither. He was with this other woman, his third wife named Taruko Naka
Kami. I think it was her name. It's Billy Dee Williams. And
he said, I saw this is what he said. He said, I
saw Richard Pryor strike this woman, Patricia with a smoldering log. He took
out of the fireplace. Wow, he goes, and that ended our friendship.
Yeah, I go, what in the fuck? I mean, you
had to be high on coke out of your mind to reach in. If
it's smoldering, it's burning your hands. Well, if he grabbed the end,
okay, But I mean it is that's insanity. I've heard a lot
of that. I'd never heard of that. Well, if you've seen the
Richer Pryor Bio when he was filming Stir Crazy, he was taking money out
of the bank for drugs and they're like that, like two three thousand,
like fifty sixty one hundred thousand dollars. He was pissing everything away. Then
you know he lit himself up later, he writes in this book, Patricia,
who was the one with prior at the time, told me about other
examples, including the one time he hit her with a Kevasier bottle. Now
and nobody says in there that he did the cold forty five because it kind
of encapsulated everything he wanted to be, that smooth talking man. And he
goes to the money was just ridiculous for the call forty five. Wow,
he goes, I couldn't be around someone that behaved that way talking about Prior.
He knew that, and it made working together on Bingo tense. Years
later, Richard probably didn't have a big role in they kind of but yeah,
one of his early pictures. Yeah, for Prior, I don't know.
Years later, Williams, who had an open marriage with this woman,
embarked on his own decades long affair with Prior's ex Patricia, the one who
got hit with the smoldering lock. The intense passion of our trip, well,
she can handle the analog, she can handle mine. Pilgrim. I'm
sorry this Chana, Wayne John Wayne Bobbitt. The intense passion of our tryst
was something we both craved. I was totally thoroughly caught up in the romance
of each one of our I think he says assassinations here, I I what
is that? Yeah, he writes, But Patricia was truly madly obsessed.
She once spray painted a message on the guardrails along Mulholland Drive, I love
Billy d And then he said it ended when she accused him of assault,
and he said, but she later recanted her story and the charges were eventually
expunged. It's bad stuff. I mean, you're talking about people who some
people just I know this is going to sound terrible, but I do wonder
if some people crave that kind of attention, like they feel like they need
to be treated that. I don't know. I don't know what happened.
I don't get and I'm not saying that because I know that there's many organizations
that try to help people get out of these situations, and we never should
blame the victim. But when the accusation comes out again years later from somebody
who didn't do anything to you this time, and we've got to go,
who do you believe? I mean, because once she the finger pointed at
you, then well he said it was expungent, she candid. I don't
know. I mean, after that, hey, look what do we hear
about? Uh? What's his name for the Buffalo Bills who just had Van
Morrison? Uh you're not Van von Miller of those guys brown eyed girl von
Miller who had some kind of something going on this year? Right, And
then all of a sudden she says nothing, So you got you bring up
a great point. Oh we're breaking up and I'm not gonna have all these
millions, right, do you just beat me up. Oh I'm getting two
million in the bank account. Oh, I guess we did. Lando was
a scoundrel in the Galaxy four far Away. He was the master of cloud
City. You got a lot of nerves showing up after what you did.
So that's his first line. It was, h Hello, do we have
it? Sounds like an interesting Leah, what have we? Here is the
name of the book. It sounds like an interesting read. Wait, what
have we? Here is the name of it. That's one of his lines
in Empire State Bags Bag and he said he only took the part because he
wanted to wear a cape and the character wore a cape, and that was
it. He didn't really know anything about. Oh you know. Another movie
he was in was A Batman with Tim Burton and Michael Keaton. He got
he was the I don't remember the da. Harvey Dent was two face,
and I think he was miffed. And it might be in the book that
that role went to Tommy Lee Jones when well they also changed the Batman's too
to Vail Kilmer. It was a terrible Batman, not terrible, but clooney.
He was the worst in Clooney even Yeah, he goes, uh,
well, it sounds interesting, but that old Hollywood. Yeah, I mean
partying back in the day open marriages. I don't know if I could do
the open marriage thing, get married. Well, it's it, right,
yes, but it's somebody you have, you know that you can really really
trust. Well, intimacy is more than sex. It's more than sex,
right, we're talking about these things and problem. But then sex can sometimes
just be sex for people. But at the same time, if you're really
into somebody, that would that would who'd want to watch that or even know
it? Hey, I'll be back. I got a date Valentine's Day.
I will get you later. I can only buy so much prime rip,
will get you later. How many bags of shrimp can he get? Thank
you? What? I don't know? You get? Did your bags of
shrimp? I did? I found that kind of interesting when I thought,
Wow, this is uh, what a life, what a life this guy's
led? You know, smooth, mister smooth he did. I'm pretty sure
he did Dancing with the Stars a few years ago, and I do not
think so. I'm pretty sure. Billy Dee Wi Billy d Williams. I'm
almost positive. You look it up and you tell me if I'm wrong.
I'm gonna bet this. Billy D. Williams. Williams did Dancing with the
Stars, and I think he lasted like an episode or two. He William
Williams or was an American after novelist. Oh, I guess he He peered
in over one hundred films and television roles six decades. Ah. Yeah,
it looks like he did Dancing with the Stars Star Wars thing. Come on,
I can't believe I didn't know about this. A good guy. He's
wearing the I think he lasted two episodes. But he was nearly eighty at
the time. He's eighty seven. Now he's nearly eighty, and I don't
think. Yeah, he looked old when I saw him about ten years ago,
and it's like dancing, well, he would have been seventy seven.
He's dancing with his wheelchair around R two D two. Ah, getting old.
Everybody gets old. Yeah, there's only so many sands in the Hoyard
glass. I read something, and come on, you read something. I
read something on reading on Reddit, okay, and I want to know if
you've ever interacted with a woman like this or how you would handle this,
because I I couldn't tell if this is real or not, but it says,
I'm about to dumb. This is some hot mess, crazy kind of
shit. This person writes, there's the guy that started working at my office,
and he's everything I've been looking for. He's been kind of flirty with
me. So I want to shoot my shot. This is what the person
writes on this. So the woman says, I want to shoot my load.
I shoot my shot eating. I want to take my shot, and
I might take me shoot my load? What did he shoot my loader?
Take my shot? Well, take my shot would be you know, okay,
I'm taking my shot to shoot my loading. Who's in first? What's
in a second? My load's on third? Where's the hooker when you need
her? Here's why that's a little complicated. Please try not to judge too
hard when I tell you my backstory. This is what this tick writes.
I don't even know why you would write this and read it. According to
my coworkers, I've been in a serious relationship for four years. I say
it like that because I made them believe that it is true. I started
sending myself flowers on Valentine's Day every year and made this fake relationship with a
hot pilot, which explains why he's never been home to take me to any
work functions. Wow, it was. It just kind of added some excitement
to my otherwise pretty boring life. And I kind of loved the attention that
gave me Because people were so interested in my hot pilot boyfriend. Where'd you
get? I made up stories of amazing trips we've been on. Hoh,
A good question you ask. Hey. God even went so far as to
photoshop myself next to a hot guy I found, googling male models in exotic
locations, even frame some picks from my desk. I know I sound batshit
crazy now that I say it out loud. So here's where I need some
help. I have to let everyone know somehow that we've broken up. And
then how long should I wait before I make a move on my new coworker?
Like, you can't, you can't know, you can't if you're going
you can't. I can understand where you don't want questions from the coworkers about
your love life or whatever is going on. You don't want them ask any
questions. You know what I mean? Right, this is my new girlfriend.
They tell you that she's from Australia. It just came up as a
friend's request. That looks like the chick from uh she's an actress? Should
Yeah? Yeah, that's an actress. She was, she's been in a
bunch of things. Oh, she just friend regreests me. She must be
listening to your Kayleie Cucko. Yeah, Kaylee Cucko was in Uh. I
think she was in that nerd show for a while and out of everything,
she she must be friends with. Yeah, yeah, why do you say
like that? Maybe she's on her private jet over Rochester. Have you ever
dealt with batshit crazy like this? Yeah? It was in a strip bark
for sixteen years. Did they do things like this? But like this is
like I know that you don't. You just didn't know where the story was.
They'd lie about boyfriends or or or husbands or who they're fucking around with,
or if they were pregnancies. That was a big one. You know,
a girl got pregnant and then didn't want to be pregnant. Uh.
The owner was very uh ant, the owner was real. And then you'd
hear she lost a baby, she got an abortion, or she was doing
or whatever it was, and you know, just you just shake your head
and you're like, it's just a soap opera in here, and I'm like,
you know, I didn't care, just like, what do you want
to give me your three songs? You know? Just that seems just messed
up, like a very sorrowful life that you need some kind of tension somehow,
So just being yourself. What happens with these lives? Those they compound
and you can't get out of them. You can't you want to lie about
a lie? Yes, you could get sick of asking about why don't you
come to work? I don't want to go alone. I'm embarrassed, So
I make up a boyfriend. Okay, somewhat harmless, no big deal,
right, it's in office of maybe, I guess. But if you get
found out, well that's just the thing. Well now today, who doesn't
find shit out? Right? Yeah? I mean it always has found out.
I never text. I will remember that there was a guy, one
of my favorite guys I ever worked for four with four well he was I
mean, I guess with because he was. But he was like the operations
manager of the radio stations that I worked at, and he actually called me
and told me this was going to be the last time he was calling me
because he was dying. Oh wow. Yeah, it was a very odd
call to get but I was very honored that I got there. It was
very sweet, very loving, touching. I really appreciate the guy. But
he had apparently pendemn the people that he played for Michigan football, and he
had a big Michigan helmet and everything in his office. And somebody just goes,
there's no fucking way, I'm not believing this ship. And he was
a big dude. He was a big guy. He was like, just
come out and line. Well, somebody went and did some digging on stuff
and there he was, and I wound up. This is strange because there
are lies. I think you start to believe your own lie to the you
know what I'm saying. I think you start. I think like he starts
to believe he played for Michigan, so it just becomes part of his persona.
Yeah, man, I played. You know, maybe you loved college
football. Maybe you had a friend. Dude, I have no fucking idea.
I attended a Yuker party last night. Yeah, and one of the
girls asked me if I wrestled, because you saw my Kai fire now right
then, I could have said, yeah, I wrestled a division. I
did wrestle division I could have said, you know, I could have just
blown this up. Then, Yeah, I was going for the national championship
and I broke my ankle and then had about wow, and I bothered.
I beat the Champa two weeks earlier, and do me, No, she's
not gonna look it up about it? Well, this person went and looked
up the team photo all those things. I mean, look, Michigan's I'm
not to what you accomplished is pretty damn impressive. And seriously, being a
Division one athlete having a kid who's a Division two athlete and seeing what he
has done. Yeah, but I mean I see the amount of work and
the amount of discipline, and so yeah, that to me, that's a
huge deal. And that's quite a deal. Not worth lying. I think
that alone should be enough. How many people never fucking get there, right?
And this guy's lying about football, I mean lying about football. But
here's the thing I thought about it. He went and got props. Yeah,
I don't know where the helmet came from. I never asked. I
never, I never because the guy would say a lot of things. But
I always found like the value of what he was saying. He would talk
and talk and talk and talk about old days and radio, and everybody would
get very annoyed with him, and they'd say something to me, and I'd
be like, I tune that out. I really think the core message of
what he is saying is really valuable. I really did. I don't know
why I had this ability to think. I didn't give a shit about all
the fluff. I didn't. I didn't come and play with him in his
office. I didn't do it. And he and I got along pretty well,
and he would have more direct conversations with me because I didn't give a
shit about that stuff. It didn't matter to me. That's good that you
can tune people. I can't. I can tune that all out. I
can see. Is there anybody in your life, and I'm sure there is
that you have it. You haven't been tuned, be able to tune down
to out how I just can't stand with this guy. A coworker, you
just drives you crazy somehow, or a neighbor or something. No, Like,
this guy wasn't not that that's an annoyance. Those people are an annoyance.
This guy wasn't an annoyance, but not to you, but to the
other well meeting directing a meeting, and they'd be like, oh, we
got to hear about what did you think? And I'm like, yeah,
I heard it, but what Here's just what I took away from that because
we had to be in the meeting, right, So I was gonna if
I always figure the biggest this is a true thing with me, The biggest
gift you have is your time, and when someone gives you their time,
respect that. Respect that. So if I had to go sit in a
meeting, I don't want it to waste my fucking time. I hate meetings.
I think the meetings shouldn't be more than fifteen minutes, truly. I
think you can get the message out in fifteen minutes. I think these blowhards
they get up there and talk for hours, are self fallaciating and all kinds
of shit in front of you. They don't need to do that. However,
people do. And I'm not going to tell you how to run your
business because I'm not sure I know how to run mine. But I couldn't
agree my kad. You know what I'm saying. I'm not but in my
world, meetings fifteen minutes. If you can't tell somebody in a quarter hour
exactly what they need to know and how to execute and have an exchange of
ideas anything else that slows down a meeting, let's have that. What is
the term offline? Now? Move that off on? Okay, But this
guy would lie about things that were sort of inconsequential. Nobody gave a shit
whether you played for Michigan or not. I didn't have didn't make me respect
you more, wouldn't make me respect you less. When I found out you
didn't, I didn't give a shit. Maybe I'm the anomaly, but I'm
at a There's this radio conference they have every year. It's called Morning Show
boot Camp, and there are a lot of big personalities that go there.
So I had gone, we had all gone, and he was there,
and he there was this show called I think this show was Connie and Fish.
I don't the name of the people on the show. And they were
in two cities. They were in Madison and in Milwaukee, Okay, And
they were on two different formats in those cities. So they were like pre
recording things and sending it here, and then they were doing the one lie.
Whatever was going on, and he says, yeah, because they got
some kind of award or some kind of big deal was made about them.
And I think I had the same representation of them at the time. And
this guy's talking to me like, yeah, you know I I I was
part of the consulting team that put those two together. I was the one
that we know all the meetings and blah blah. I said, really,
He goes, yeah, Fish is a great guy. Blah blah blah blah.
Doug No. I We go out that night, they have a big
event. They they're busting us off to see some band or something like that.
Everybody's getting all shit faced and I wind up sitting next to this guy,
this this Fish dude, and we're talking and ask him and I go,
hey, man, you know and I say the guy's name and he
goes, who right? Any wait, wait, it gets worse. I
said, yeah, you got he's our whatever at the station and he goes,
I said, he's actually here. He said to you, he consulted.
He goes, I don't know who the fuck that guy is. Well,
he said he sat in the room and he goes, never even never
heard of this guy goes, give me your phone and he fucking calls him
right in the middle of the night, like it's like one o'clock in the
morning, and this guy's phone's ringing, and uh. The next day he
never answered. The next day he goes next comes up there, he goes,
hey, I consulted. Uh, I was part of a group we
listened to. We're making decisions. I never really met, and I'm going
again, an inconsequential lie that actually made me think, you know what,
here's why I felt bad. I felt the fact that you you felt in
some way you needed to say that to me. For what purpose? It
didn't. It didn't impress me more. And I still think the guy had
a value. But like, why, why these inconsequential lies that mean fucking
nothing nothing? Why would you do it? I don't know. I don't
get it means catching people lies. It's embarrassing. I feel embarrassed for them.
I almost don't want to catch them in the lie. I just kind
of go, all right, I got it, I got it, It's
okay. I would hammer it into I know exactly. I would let them
remember that, yes, Michigan, you played for Michigan. Was that Michigan
or Michigan State or state of inplexication. All right, well, what was
it? We'll take all take a moment, a weird story out of another
Big ten Big ten school. Oh, Michigan a Big ten school. Yeah,
yes, yeah, this is another Big ten school. But it has
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It's Boston. No oh wait, let me Boston? God? Dare you
you just want a tea party? A tea bag party? Who is on?
Let me think about this. It's one of my favorite bands. I
would say, one of my favorite bands from back in the day for sure.
Sis that one. No, I can't even he not clicking for some
reason to my shrimp in the Valentine's what happened? That's all I get?
That's all you get? Hey, who was the guy that was on the
floor the TV show? Did you have him in here? Yes? Tommy
Mack? Yeah? Did he say what episode he was on? I've been
taping it and it's actually a fun show. Tommy Mack was on. I
don't remember exactly what show he was on. I think it was like last
last week he was okay because I was watching I fast forward a little bit,
especially through commercials. But last night they had ah, just farm animals
and one woman or maybe no, it's just animals and she missed one.
And eventually you run out of out of time, you know, cow,
chicken or monkey whatever, like in some podcast signs or on the internet like
Pili Fi will be blanked down. You just have your your Yeah, how
to tell what it was? Yeah, but it's interesting. I enjoy it.
Yeah, it's not bad. Tommy did not move on. Yeah,
yeah, you're one and done. That's it. Yeah, he was one
and done. Come on, damn, come on, Doug, come on,
Doug great White. No skid row, No, not skid row either.
Tesla, I don't even drive. It a great radio controversy. I
believe was the album. Oh yeah, because Tesla. Tesla is really the
guy who've been I know Marconi gets the credit, but I think it was
Tesla Necessari. No, you're not terrible, You're fine. You're fine.
You're having a rough day. It's been a little bit of a rough week
for you. It's Valentine's that you're feeling a little lonely. I understand.
That's why somebody just asked me what I what did I get her for Valentine's
Day? Get who or some chick? Is it a chicken? Where is
my Valentine? Is it a woman? You don't? Yes? Should we
call her? No? Why not? Because okay, okay, not bringing
any of Okay, what see you do this to me? And then I
get uncomfortable because you're uncomfortable with and I uncomfortable I don't even want to say
acquaintance friend kind of yes, right, but she wants to be more than
friends. No, I don't think so. Yeah, it's fine. Okay,
what do you got there? Probably want to reach her couch coaches,
see as you can find Uh? If I said the name themous Tacus matusicus
Metucuses, but my kiss of my tucus? Uh? What would you think
he does? Famous Metucus Femis matucas. Yes, uh beak styles at Harvard.
Well, if you're not far off. He's a professor of chemical engineering
at Penn State University. Number one wrestling in the country, is it really?
And in twenty seventeen, he was the recipient of the Premier Teaching Award
from the Penn State Engineering Alumni Society. That's a pretty big honor. Yeah,
and that's a really strong school academically. I mean, I know we
think of sports and stuff, but they have some really great programs there.
He's an award winning professor. He has been accused of performing sexual acts on
his dog in a public park and you couldn't come up with anything better.
On Valentine's Day With me coming in, we're going to talk about doggie style.
Is it a what kind of dog collige? It's lassie Billy fell on
the well, don't make me fall for that one. He's sponsored by Chiff.
He should probably come to Fairport and find a hooker. Uh. The
allegations. Okay, so check this out. This is the fucking wild this
wildest story. How do you get caught? Okay, I'm about to tell
you. I'm about to tell you how he got caught. This is crazy.
Uh, the allegations. Okay, So let's see. He's a professor
of Kevin Jineering has been charged with additional crimes counts of indecent a decent exposure,
burglary of an overnight accommodation, criminal trespassing, and disorderly conduct. Those
allegations came in addition to the charges filed against him last June, which included
one count each of sexual intercourse with an animal, cruelty to animals, indecent
exposure, open lewdness, and disorderly conduct, and Valentine's say, I just
didn't want you to feel bad about yourself. So I was trying to find
a guy going on a lollipop farm, and it has to be called lollipop.
Well, if you get a chihuahay yyyyabo Tuesday. That was yesterday.
Previously reported, The allegations in the case stem from a trail camera being put
up in this park in April in response to so in twenty twenty three bags
of hand sanitizer that they probably had to refill hand sanitizing stations at the park
were stolen from public bathrooms. So how are they going to catch who's doing
this mischief in the park. They set up trail cams. Oh, they
found something they didn't expect, and that would be this award winning professor he
was. Yeah, they captured shocking footage. The camera allegedly captured him at
about eight o'clock at night, walking around with his pet Collie, wearing nothing
but a ski mask, a north faced backpack, boots in a wristwatch to
his north face. That's just that's a that's a big red flag with me,
is it? You gotta stay right, you gotta yeah, face down,
north face. Uh. He can allegedly be seen masturbating in an area
near the women's public restroom before engaging in a sexual act with his dog.
It also appeared that he was using a silver epad to record himself performing the
incident. The indecent act on the animal. They've got to have a state
like North Dakota. Just put a wall around it and be like, have
a great life. Here's the thing. But the define this is insane,
right, This is stuff that we would say there what we have criminal behavior
for this. Years ago, there was a guy in Williamson. They used
to call him the moon Man of Williamson because he would try to have sex
with cows and he would get locked out. That the yeah, the move
man. Well I didn't know this because he got arrested for going over to
they a calf that was tied up and they found him letting the calf flacio
him right like a calf would. And then when I talked about it,
on the radio. People called up again, Well, I just think of
like feeding from a bottle, you know, right, Yeah, I got
it. I'm just trying to put the picture in your head. Doggie,
I don't know where you are. So the people call up and go,
that's the move man from Williamson. Man. He's done this before, he's
been he's did that before with cows. So this guy is walking around naked
from from the waist down. So they execute a search of his home,
where rangers say he appeared very nervous when they informed him that they were specifically
looking for a silver iPad believed to have been used to record unlawful sexual acts
with a dog. He started to quote unquote panic, What do I have
to do to get you to shoot me? I need to die? He
allegedly said wow, yeah, and they turned up several items from his home,
including the ski mask, the North Bay's backpack in the silver and his
pet Collie also matched the description of the dog on the trail camp. But
here's my you go, he didn't put lipstick on the dog or save his
hat, or you do that lipstick on a pig? I don't know,
but there's a fine line makes you think that fucking your animal is I don't
know, I you know what. That's actually one good thing with AI coming
that they will have sexual deviates. They'll be able to make a robot dog
cow from mister mumu. Something that just all right, okay, get ordered
off. Something that you're saying right now, because instead of if this guy
who clearly contributed to society so much so that the alumni who had gone through
his classes have awarded him an award, and he's an engineer at a high
level university. It's that borderline between genius and insanity. And he said when
he got caught, he goes, look, this is what I do to
blow off steam. Please don't just kill me. And he goes and he's
been released on unsecured bail. I don't sounds like but he's just saying like,
this is what I do to blow off steam. No one's getting hurt.
He didn't harm another person ranch or bunny ranch. But to your point
with AI, I mean they've got artificial apparatuses for men and women. Yes,
okay, but you have a blow up. Now here comes something that
would be they have blow up goats, dogs, yes they do. Yeah,
so let's take it to this. You say AI, and you get
a dog, looks like a dog, marks like a dog, lifts his
leg like a dog, not a dog. Right, guy gets to have
his way with it, right, No one cares if we believe that people
are born this way, right, no matter what it is you're born.
I can't help it. I have sexual urgeses. All this the same thing
with people who are pedophiles, who for whatever reason, and you can't have
a society where you just can't with with people like that. But would you
give them an AI And that's the creepy thing in the world. I mean
that that would I would put them in a gated community. But would that
be the most fucked up thing in the world if all of a sudden you
saw and the guys he's got this little kid, and he goes, well,
you're in the gated community with everybody else. You're not coming out into
no, I know, society. But I mean, it's a it's a
it's a weird thing because here's this guy who is going to spend time in
jail, probably lose his job, deemed a complete freak and a weirdo,
and all this shit. Who knows he may have been the wonder. Not
that he did. He was an engineer. But let's say you found some
physicists or I don't know, somebody who was able to to find the cure
to cancer, and all of a sudden you found out he was fucking his
colleague on a trail cam in the backwoods, and we just everything goes.
I don't know, how do we? Is there a way to separate?
I'm asking, I don't know the answer to this. Is there a way
to separate the deviant behavior from the genius behavior? Where is there? I
don't know, doc, What havepp'ted? Was just right and wrong? I
know, but I did all this great stuff. Can you let me have
this? Yes, you are. It's a it's a very very it's a
like you can't wrap your head around it. I find the comedic value in
it again again another person, I want to go, I mean, who's
got the why on? Who you know? Who's taking who for a walk?
Who's got the calira on? Fetch uh? I don't it's it's just
just a very bizarre thing. And then just something. As I think about
it, I go, this guy will be scrapped from society. Who knows
if he could have been a contributing factor to society. And then part of
society is it's for thirty seconds. Wow, and now you're onto the next
big story. Yes, so that is the way. So there might be
some college out there that really appreciates mental ability. Yeah, because then somebody's
gonna go away, by the way college. Yeah, you just can't dog
walk anything. Hey, pull your hair back. That long hair really gotta
he got fleases. He's shutting. It's just very strange. I mean,
you really got to be careful of who you text, what you text.
It used to be emails. People used to keep emails. That's how you
get caught cheating. There was one Madison dot com Ashley Madison that was that
was supposed to be for cheating for yes, right, but then the wife
or would put in their email and it would come up with your password because
obviously they were there. Right, So you got to be careful what you
put out there, face to face or you know, a phone call.
You're better off just becoming a hermit these days. Yeah, eating shrimp and
the sitting by yourself yelling at the TV, flipping off the Kansas City chief.
That was not what I thank you by the way all the talks go
to HEV Do you watch that? No? All right, I'm a kung
fu panic kind of guy. I enjoy kung Fu. Pana love it.
And there's a new one coming out. You can take your nephew number four?
Well, I mean, or would you go by show? You can't?
You gotta wait for that to come on TV. Could you take an
Ai child? O? God, it is terrible, It's insane. Yeah.
What else is happening in the douct world? You got comedy coming up?
Comedy coming I get three shows? Yeah, I got one this weekend
with Dani leverdo this weekend comedy story. Yep. So if anybody's out there,
this one's in uh is this a private one in Buffalo? No,
that's next month, okay, Dan Viola Okay, sorry, it's in the
pew. And then this one's out in Perry. Okay. And when is
it? Saturday night? Eight o'clock, seven, seven thirty? Thank you?
All right? And what do you are you MCing? Are you just
doing a fifteen minutes? Okay? Yeah? Good? And then one else?
We got the April fourth show. April fourth, Greg greg Owens,
yeh, I'm excited about that and just getting back into things and taking some
time and trying to write some comedy. Yeah, all right, do you
ever want to write let me know? Okay, yeah, we should have
to sit down right with you. Okay, what nothing. We're not gonna
do dog porn jokes, doing dog porn joke. I wasn't doing dog porn
jokes. We went from a hooker in Fairport to uh, it's Valentine's Day.
There's a love of all kinds, love of all creatures, dog,
love of all creatures. Some professor out in the Midwest banging his college.
Well this was in Pennsylvania. Okay, right, Penn State. Oh right,
I'm sorry, Yeah, by Alzheimer's. Yeah, maybe you don't have
it wrong. Maybe it was a University of Pennsylvania. Let me make sure
Penn State, University state. Yeah, he was Penn State, not IVY
League. The other's IVY League. I just watched them in the duel against
Iowa State in wrestling. Yeah, Penn State. One state has won the
past ten n c e chammpionships except for one to Ohio State. Really,
so the closest I's I ever got to ten was with Dan Gable. He
coached nine and he lost his old alma mater, Iowa State, really and
he had some top guns and huge upsets. So I think they were thinking
cal Sanderson would get ten in a row, and I think he's got five
in a row. Why have you ever gone back and coached. I don't
think I could give the out of the kids what I want out of them.
And I would be too hard ass because I'd be too old school because
my coach was old school. Yeah. So but that doesn't mean that,
and it's a lot of time and effort that I don't have. Yeah,
you're not making money on coaching. I mean, after you get up so
many years, your pay goes up. But it's a lot of time and
effort. Yeah. So I'd have to give up bartending. I'd have to
give up comedy because you can't do that on the weekend. In so a
lot of months, Yeah, November to uh February, it's a long time,
kind of like your packcast November to February. Body all in twenty twenty
four. That's right, man, we're making it happen for Doug. I'm
so sorry about the forty nine. Yeah, I feel next year it could
be worse. Valentine's Day. Okay, it is worse. I'm Bill Moran.
Well see tomorrow.