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Well, hello, and happy Valentine's Day,

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Pod. Dougie Fresh is here.
It's just this week event Week by Jess

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had forty nine ers one. I
got no Valentine, shaid forty nine ers

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one. Oh that's how drunk I
you are. That's how bad it is

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one in my dreams, I still
burns. Yeah when well that? And

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oh I first her the kiss,
then he theiss syphilis. I don't get

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the clamp. I get applause.
Hi, everybody out there, Billify Lap

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and Buddy, what what's matter?
Let's start with Valentine's Day? You're right

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with Valentine's Day? What I actually
got two Valentines? What do you mean

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he got two Valins? Well?
I took my ant out for a birthday,

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which I do every year, and
brought it's her Valentine's is her birthday

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today? It's the eighth, but
she is busy over my ant. Is

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actually her birthday is today? Oh? This is her up? I should

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yeah, I should call her up. I haven't. And then I got

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a event. I got a nice
card from somebody, actually my buddy's mother

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in California. Who are also forty, and she just no, your buddy's

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mom, I mean you stop.
Uh. She wrote a little note saying

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it's not Christmas until she gets a
Christmas card from me, because I'm big

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and doing Christmas cards. If you
didn't get one, no, And I

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kind of I feel bad. Why
because I should have got you one.

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Why I don't know. I don't
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It's I got one of those.
Yea. Throughout the year, I took

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a picture and then I got to
do it a little earlier next year.

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Well, don't make because you got
to have you got to look at the

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good times in life. I guess
I thoroughly believe what's going on. You

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seem you seem like, uh,
sort of on the edge today. Are

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you okay? I think so.
I'm just back in getting back in the

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mix and everything the Valentine's date,
things bothering you. I'll tell you this.

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I learned something the other day because
the police, as you saw in

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thirteen WAM, we're producing a podcast
for them, and they had come over

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when we were talking and they told
that there's they had arrested a hooker and

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Fairport hooker. He's too small local
hookers are virtue. Wait a second,

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I don't got nothing. They got
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I'm like, what is going on? You got hookers in Fairport?

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The guy's like yeah, He's like, yeah, we got absolutely. So

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then the uh, I saw I'm
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to her stories were fascinating. She
had fascinating stories. And I guess there's

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been a couple of times to hookers
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So then one of the Dallas store, I don't know market is that

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where you go? I go behind
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of the police officers says to me, he goes, yeah, he goes.

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I got to call once from h
a guy over on Turk Hill who's

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all upset, and he said,
whoa why? He goes, well,

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he had a brand new corvette and
he went out and there was an axe

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through the hood. Oh hooker,
he didn't, Oh he didn't. Well

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that happens there have been hooker didn't
fail. Wow, And she took it

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out on his new car. But
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Where? First of all, where's
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at home? Deep I don't know
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might have been the guys. He
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wood. She just picked it up
chopping right. He was stroking his wood,

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flitting her logs chastity. I'm sure
to cash uh ven you later.

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You got PayPal. So look,
I'm just saying that you're in the right

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spot for love and Valentine's. If
you're feeling a little lonely, they got

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hooked. Just walk around Fairport and
look that's it. Yeah, on main

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Street, that's stilettos. That's the
when when the bridge goes up. So

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do I iron smoke? Asked her? Do you ever smoke after sex?

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She goes, I don't know.
I never looked down. Thank you,

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good night. Yeah, all right, we're back right. Oh so take

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me back to and then we'll get
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But take me back to your night. Super Bowl nights, the beginning of

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the night. What are you wearing, what are you eating? What are

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you drinking? At the beginning,
and don't forget first quarter were zero zero

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zero zero, and then by the
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and nothing. San Francisco goes up
you had to be feeling pretty pretty damn

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good. Well, no, so
I made a couple of appetizers the day

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before. I'm just gonna relax.
I know, I'm gonna yell, scream,

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swear, and you're in your completely
alone. I was. I A

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couple of people said they're around me
getting uh, super Bowl squares, a

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couple of bars. I'm like,
hey, stop over for a drink?

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Did they No? They didn't,
didn't have enough time. Another friend of

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mine had a super Bowl party.
I was invited to. Of course you,

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of course you were. I can't
go. I can't scream and yell

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something goes wrong, I will swear. So uh, I had just some

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double leggings and BLT bites and shrimp
susage you know in case of Jenny light

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in the bottle that's just for you. Run that by me again, deviled

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eggs, eggs, LT bites,
b l T byites, bag of shrimp

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bag, summer sausage. Wait a
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feel bad about the Niners. Enough
fat blubbery seal over there. I didn't

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eat the whole goddamn bag. I
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mother did. Come on, how
much shrimp is left. Oh over

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half a bag. Okay, I
didn't eat it all that day, I

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mean now and then some shrimp for
a little snack and just I didn't eat

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all the No, not here.
You don't want to hear. You don't

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want to hear a shrimp taste like
what a Fairport hooker. If you can

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get find a fair for hooker,
they wouldn't lie get her on your podcast.

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Yes, well you know what I
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like, I have a very weird
I've always found this very odd about

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myself. I I have never been
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problem with somebody who does. I
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we should should have some way of
regulating at least the health standards. Of

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course they'll be the tax thing,
but just for health and for some safety

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for people. Right. I don't
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into that line of work. But
no drugs? Yeah, okay, well

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well mostly right now. But I
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heard that there are women in Webster
that run a legit business and on the

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side, well yeah, yeah,
as you know, and you would never

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know so and it's not somebody who
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pick as I think it's referred do
very lovingly. Street squish is that's lovingly,

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That's what I'm saying. Street is
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it's it's switch which you never did. Uh. That was when I had

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heard growing up. I thought it
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a New York City term, but
it was basically, you know, the

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street hooker, the street hoar.
Uh. So if you could regulate it

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a little bit, I think you'd
be we'd be better off in a lot

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of ways. And then you could
have your shrimp and you did too well,

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Like like chicken Ranch like they have
out in Reno. Yeah you know,

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why not right? You know when
they come out and if you're younger,

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they had You can even look this
up on HBO years ago they had

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documentary Bunny Ranch Chicken Ranch. I
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uh no, Dennis? Uh wait? What was it? I think his

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name was Dennis ran the Bunny Ranch. Oh okay, yeah, yeah,

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he ran. He was on our
radio show. We gave away of her

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father's day to a single dad.
We gave way trip out to the Funny

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ram Come on and you pulled your
own number. Yes, zero zero one.

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Oh my god, they're gonna believe
this. No that did you do

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it before and after the guy left
and came back? Yes, yes,

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yes, I'll tell you off air
about that. Okay, because some of

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his stories weren't that flattering, were
not? He said it was, it

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was great, and then he was
just left alone like there was nothing.

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He was just stuck there for the
weekend in the middle of nowhere. It's

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a bunch of trailers hooked together.
He goes, wasn't as glamorous as they've

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made it. That d right,
but nothing ever is. But that that

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was his story. Anyway, back
to you. Yeah, yahrim So,

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I have a couple of appetizers.
A couple of friends were thinking about coming

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over. They said no, which
is fine. Hey, my kittle Jersey

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on. I'm watching the game.
We're pounding the ball. I mean everybody's

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watching obviously. So you know McCaffrey
fumbles, Yes, unbelievable. Yeah,

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what what comes out of your mouth
during the mccafline? Oh? Af f

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this, I'm unbelievable. Oh just
you know, And every time the Kansas

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City Chiefs, out of just giving
a finger tail. You shouldn't die.

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I'm that nice. What are you
wearing, by the way, too,

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I'm wearing my uh pants, sneakers
in my jersey. So you got jersey?

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What kind of sneakers are they?
San Francisco forty nine? No,

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I had you have San francisc You
sent me pictures of forty was from nineteen

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eighty nine. Yeah, okay,
they don't fit anymore, but there's still

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almost what happened. Your foot got
fat? Uh? Yeah, that's what

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happened. When I bought him.
I was one hundred and thirty six pounds.

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Uh huh. Now I'm two hundred
and thirty six pounds. No shit,

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you went up one hundred pounds well
in thirty years. Yeah, but

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you didn't go up and height.
Do you notice that too? Wow?

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I think I beat up enough for
the Niners. All right, it's all

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good. Hang on. So you
had the jersey, Yeah, that was

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it? Okay, the coaster?
Did you you have the coaster? Good?

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Did you pull out the helmet or
anything? No, the helmets were

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already out in you realize that you're
like forever twelve. Yes, and that's

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fine. That's why I watch it
by myself. But like you're giving the

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finger. Yes, I even invited
you over. You would have a riot.

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I would have had a right.
You would have been a shift face.

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Yeah, I just I needed to
well I called you at the end.

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But let's say so halftime. So
halftime, we're up ten to nothing.

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Yeah, and I'm like this is
not enough. We should be up

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twenty one fourteen nothing. Yeah,
I'm like, can not let this team

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get back. And then we had
the the muff on the punt, which

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you know hits his foot ironically another
nickname for one of the Fairport hookersuff Luff

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on the punt. Green Law goes
out, yeah to get on defense,

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and I must have was in the
kitchen or something, and I come back

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and he's down. I'm like,
yeah, what happened? He tried on

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the field. Yeah, so that
that's a sickening injury to watch, Oh

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my gosh. Yeah, yeah,
only because and he's he's tackling everybody.

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He's a leader on the team,
one of the eptens, and just a

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fluke thing. I'm just like,
this is not at that point. I'm

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like, we've just got to get
got to get out of this. The

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misss your point. I'm like everything
is this team cannot be this lucky.

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We're the better team. We're kicking
the shit out of them. We should

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be up more and over time.
We get the ball first, and I

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didn't understand the rules really well,
you get two shots. Okay. So

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there's two theories at this. Yes, they're all because of the Kansas City

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Bills game, because whoever had the
ball first was going to win, and

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by a flip of the coin,
right, So now the flip of the

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coin, many people say the smarter
thing to do is if you win the

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coin cost a coin toss, excuse
me, is to kick the ball off.

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That way, you know what to
do when you get the ball.

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Okay, three points, touchdown,
win it whatever, right right, because

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if they don't score at all and
we get into field goal range, kick

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it and let's end this thing,
right right. So that's but the other

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side is that you want to have
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it goes to sudden death. So
if they so let's say it's tied after

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overtime, the second overtime, which
is where they almost win, would be

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sudden death. So that way you
have the ball. We had seven and

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the Crows, our team We've got
the NFC Offensive Player of the Year.

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You're just going down the field.
You're not I'm walking out listen over all

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fucking football game that you know what, you're still drunk on the shrimp.

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Probably, But that third and four
and we do some kind of trick play

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to pass it, just give it
him acaffe that I couldn't believe. And

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then we just gave We had him
at fourth and four and we couldn't stab

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him, and I'm like, here
we go, We're gonna win it on

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our defense, and they scored a
touchdown. I turned off the TV.

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I gotta tell you that Chris Jones
for Kansas City is a monster. I

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mean he reaked t havocking on the
Bills. I mean that was you know,

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that one throw that that party had. And I will say just not

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that you need to hear this from
me at all, but I have not

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seen brock Purty other than highlights this
year. I didn't watch he throws a

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nice ball. He was poised.
I mean, he's two years into the

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league. I go, this guy
is going to be something. But you,

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I mean, when Chris Jones is
in your face, I don't give

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a shit who you are. That
thing isn't going where it needs to go.

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And I, I don't know.
We'll be back next year. We'll

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be in the super Bowl next year, maybe the same three teams now,

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maybe we will be maybe what do
you want to bet? I don't look

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at so fired up? Now,
where were you earlier today? Just and

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tak him an, that's right.
Sorry, you did say that that maybe

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you caught a flight back from Kansas
City or something, and he went't a

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little crazy at that. They had
over a million people at this uh at

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the at the parade today and there
were I guess it was sixty degrees there,

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and they players had one player took
his shirt off and he's like rolling

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and took his shoes off. He's
rolling around in the street. I mean,

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they looked like they were having just
an absolute blast. And then the

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parade breaks up and everybody's leaving,
and this is the sound that imagine this.

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granted, things are over and everybody's
leaving. But they did have confetti cannons

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that they shot off. They did
have marching bands and drums and all kinds

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of stuff. So this is it
TMC had this video that's gunshots. It

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sounds almost like but I can't tell, and I'm saying, if I'm in

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a large crowd, I don't know
what's going on. So apparently they've detained

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two people. Ten people were shot. One person is dead, three are

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critically injured. I don't know about
the others. The person who sent this

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video to TMZ its cell phone footage. I think it may have been a

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young woman. I don't know.
I'm only going by the voice that I

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heard later on says nothing, but
you see someone she walks over towards the

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stuff as most people are going the
other way. It didn't seem all that

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chaotic at first, because again I'm
not sure that everybody knew what was happening.

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Right now, there's live coverage everywhere. They were saying that, you

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know, was this terrorist, But
no, I don't believe it was.

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I think this was an argument.
I think the parade was over, people

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were leaving, they were headed back
to a garage. It is tragically sad.

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It is. It's tragically sad.
I just I can't imagine. It's

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almost as sad as your love life. I'm I'm just easy. Wow,

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you're just sitting there today. What's
the matter. I don't nothing. I

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don't like it. Depressed fresh,
I'm here. Yeah. Pressed, you're

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bothered by the Niners in the forty
nine ers, yeahd sake, Yes,

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they'll be back, they'll be back. No, I I'm coming here.

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I was just stop, said,
I stopped on the record archive, and

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I looked at my phone real quick
for Facebook, and somebody said prayers to

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Kansasity. Yeah. I'm like,
go, oh God, here we go.

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What So then I went to Google
and it said one shot and ten

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wounded. I'm just like, what, yeah going on? Yeah? And

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I think it's one dad and three
critically injured. Yeah, and a total

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of ten people shot. And I
it sounds like somebody just opened fire.

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But the other there's no accountability,
parenting. It's just I'll give you an

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example. Saturday, I was at
Wegmans. I'm out read buying stuff for

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adaptizers. Yeah, and uh sixty
one thirty seven. So I gave the

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girl seventy dollars fifty twenty and she
starts counting on her fingers to do what.

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I have no idea. She was
doing some kind of math in her

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head, and I'm like, kid, eight dollars. Yeah, but she

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she looks spit back. Well,
that's what I was wondering. I'm like,

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is she trying to do in her
head? I get eight dollars or

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maybe she didn't know that it was
seventy. And she goes, what are

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you wondering about? How much change
I get? She goes, no,

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I don't know what you gave me. I said, I gave you seventy

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dollars. She goes, oh,
and then she punched it in. She

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didn't know plus twenty. She didn't
know fifty plus twenty, or she never

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saw maybe she never saw fifty before. It says five zero right on there.

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And I was just like, well, usually they take even the twenties.

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Now they'll take that magic pen right
Oh, they hold it up.

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I'm just like, oh God,
that drives me up there, I'm sure.

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And I've said to people, I'm
like, I hate to be a

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crumpy old man. You are to
give a fuck my movie father And they

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go like damn, like hey,
what my money? I go, what

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do they teach you to look for
when you look at the light? And

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they're like huh, I'm like,
exactly, bring me up. I can

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go see this movie. God,
what are you? What are you looking

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for? Now? There are certain
things, Yes, there are markers and

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things. I wouldn't know what for
I don't know, and neither did this

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guy. You're in a seven eleven. They hold a couple of lights to

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look like. I'm like, you
got two different colors socks on, and

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you're gonna tell me this is now? They just don't take them. They

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tell you that they don't take.
Try to see a McDonald's. They see

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that in the morning. Yeah,
and sometimes well sometimes they don't have that

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much cash to give you change for
guys, they always say change they have

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they have a vaulted I know,
restaurants, but they don't want you know,

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or somebody would you know, Hey, can you change a fifty?

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I forgot? Or now it's all
cars and everything. But I mean,

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just the basic math, basic common
sense. You should run for office.

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Oh, you should run on the
common sense platform. Okay, I honestly

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we need something fresh. Well why
would you fresh? Yes, but why

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wouldn't we have I think the common
sense platform would be pretty good. It'll

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be zero talents, zero talents.
All right, we'll take a moment to

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your point. Uh, spring break
is it being ruined. A lot of

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cities are saying they don't want them
anymore. I think it's been can't like

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Panama City doesn't even have spring break. One guy goes, we used to

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make tons of money, but they
don't even like she used to live in

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Panama City. Yeah, they want
to allow very nice and quiet. Yeah

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very two weeks. Well now they're
not doing it anymore. I don't blame

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them. And but one city is
claiming they have lots of problems. And

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then we'll we'll tell you what happened
with Fairports from Hooker Gull. You got

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bookers from Fairport trying to go down
in corner of the business. Muffed punt

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was out on the street again,
twenty five dollars all she can eat.

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My god, it smells like a
canal in here. We will be right

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back. Cobblestone on Main and one
to nine West Main Street in the village

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of Webster. What an awesome vibe
when you walk in there. It's just

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warm and welcoming. It's actually an
old cobblestone church that's been thoughtfully renovated into

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a farm style, upscale atmosphere.
If you're looking for intimate dining, you

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can find that and you actually feel
like you've escaped somewhere when you're when you're

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at Cobblestone on Main. If you're
looking for a fun, upscale place to

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hang with friends, Cobblestone on Maine. They have live music from time to

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time and their bartenders are artists.
It is artistry in a glass. And

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they have a craft cocktail menu to
match the season. So if you like

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craft beers, craft cocktails, great
wine list, you'll find it all at

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Cobblestone on Maine. Upscale and a
lot of fun. They even have a

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room that you can rent for private
parties. If you're looking for an off

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premise meeting, they have all of
that right there at Cobblestone on Maine.

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Find out more online at Cobblestone on
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at one to nine West Main Street

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in the Village of Webster, Victor
Chrysler Dodge, geep Ram Route ninety six

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in Victor, mac of all trades, making your life a little bit better.

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You know, the warmer weather's right
around the corner. You're gonna want

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to get a lot of the projects
done and you want to focus on outside

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stuff. Now MAC doesn't do gardening, but you know what MAC does do

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decks. Yeah, maybe you need
a repair to your deck, maybe the

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stairs are getting a little weak,
you're putting a few pounds over the winter.

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I'm just saying you wouldn't want to
hurt yourself. Mac of All Trades

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can fix that, and of course
all the interior things that you need to

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have done as well, chip molding, broken dry wall, paint a room,

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full kitchen remodel, full bath remodel, or that great deck outside.

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Wouldn't you nice to have a nice
space outside, all fresh and ready to

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go. Mac of All Trades give
them a call at five eight five two

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zero two ninety two eighteen. That's
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eighteen and they're online at macaf Alltrades
dot net. Oh you had to play

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this. I got all that here, rozappiece songs and I'll tell you what,

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young fellas, Yes, young bucks
out there. You want to impress

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a young lady, You go back
and you find an eighties ballad, you

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steal those lyrics, you write it
in a fucking card panty dropper Tony right

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now, no, just blake you
wrote it. I'm just gonna know,

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panty drapper, my girlfriend could lose
one hundred pounds drop her panties on her

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own. So if I new panties, it's like the diet guy says,

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I lost you hundred thirty five pounds. I got how you do it?

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He goes, I got divorced.
Oh, I have a friend to do

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that once. Yeah, he came
in and he goes, hey, hey,

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I guess I can say this on
the podcast. You're pretty bad.

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He goes, hey, guys,
what do you think? Guys? Should

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you think what I just said?
Surgery? I mean, it's horrible,

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horrible. The women listening to this
horror. I know. We gotta have

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a listener. She never said anything
like that. This, this guy never

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did. Come on, Dougie Fresh
poisoned baby. Oh I know this.

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I used to have a girl,
actually a girl. I picked up a

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girl from the class again, old
stripper yesterday. Really, yeah, you

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guys remembins about all the time that
work together. She remembered me right off

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the bat. Yeah, did did
you hear the intro? No? You

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know what? So devastated from forty
nine stop stop it, get over.

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There's still people devastating from four Buffalo
bills losses. No, they're not,

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they're all dead. The other people
went on to live. She remembered me.

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We swapped some names. I think
her stage name was Erotica. Erotica,

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Yeah, I go, No,
I don't ever remember that, is

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it? I think that's a bad
name. Isn't that a bad change name?

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I'm sorry, I don't. Yeah, she worked at two or three

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different places. But then I don't
think I ever introduced you. But she

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knew you, she knew me.
Yeah, nobody forgets this mug. Nobody

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forgets Douggy fresh, funny and witty
and clever. Huh. You know if

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I served you beer, I get
people more often than that. Ask me

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where I bartend? I'm like,
when't you? Oh yeah, that's where

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we know you're the funny guy?
Like yeah, and then I and I

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promote my comedy And how's that going? It's going good? What the fuck

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you are today? I'm leaving.
It's so much fun. I know you.

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I'm gonna be I'm gonna be funny. April fourth. Yes, I

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know Greg going reached out, come
on, Yes, But I don't know

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much about Greg. He says,
we've met a few times, and I

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don't know that I've ever met I
think you met him the night I met.

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Yeah, he's headlining is it's his
own show, yep, Cindy Arena.

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Is Cindy is really funny. I
really enjoy featuring and I'm hosting.

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Yeah. Well good, So,
I mean there's you can look us up

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on Carlsoncomedy dot com or my Facebook
page Doug Phelps And if you listen to

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the podcast, Yeah, send a
send a friend request, but then you

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can send a message even if we're
not friends. Said, Hey, I'm

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going to send you a friend request
because there's so much spam out there that

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some requests I get and I write
back right back. I write them before

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you. How do I know you
know each other? One of the two

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plus two. If they don't respond, I just send it to block.

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I don't need this ship coming out
well, Doug. A lot of people

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feeling pretty good these days because spring
break is upon us and people are taking

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off. Spring break seems very early, but I think they've had over the

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last two weeks. Some colleges,
I don't know why they're on spring break.

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We do have the winter break coming
up for the schools they started spreading

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them out. They may have,
and probably for good reason. According to

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this article from the Miami Herald,
a Miami Beach has stationed cops in DJ

405
00:28:44,759 --> 00:28:49,920
booth. So they've taken old lifeguard
booths and they've turned them into a DJ

406
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:55,240
booth. So they've they put actual
speakers. They're blasting tunes. It's the

407
00:28:55,319 --> 00:29:00,519
police being DJs, but keeping an
eye on everybody. That's a smart move.

408
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:03,079
It's just I thought that was pretty
clever, they say in Miami Beach,

409
00:29:03,079 --> 00:29:07,319
where hordes of rowdy youngsters have become
a liability to one of the world's

410
00:29:07,559 --> 00:29:12,119
top tourist destinations. This year,
they launched a thirty three thousand dollars digital

411
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:18,400
ad campaign and sent letters to three
hundred fraternities and sororities around the country.

412
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:23,079
It's marketing campaign centers around a catchy
slogan, come on vacation, don't leave

413
00:29:23,119 --> 00:29:30,519
on probation. That's what they say. Okay, oh good, that's catchy.

414
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:34,240
It lays out the consequences of drinking
in public, riding on top of

415
00:29:34,319 --> 00:29:40,440
vehicles, or smoking marijuana arrests.
Then there's been a so far in the

416
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,720
last two weeks, there's been a
brawl on the beach, a young woman

417
00:29:42,799 --> 00:29:48,799
knocked unconscious near Ocean Drive, police
officers injured, a driver on MacArthur Causeway

418
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:52,839
serving alcohol to passengers in another vehicle, basically passing beer back and forth,

419
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:57,279
and a tourist flying out of the
car window and getting run over on her

420
00:29:57,279 --> 00:30:02,480
way to the airport. They've had
Then this morning, I turn on the

421
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:06,480
Today Show and I catch this the
problems that we see just literally just a

422
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:11,319
handful of weekends, the bad behavior
prompting major security changes from Miami Beach's government

423
00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:18,160
ahead of the March crush, including
six pm beach closures and traffic restrictions,

424
00:30:18,279 --> 00:30:22,640
among other things, dui checks,
license plate readers. We are going to

425
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:26,599
be doing bag checks on the beach, restricted access. We're increasing the fees

426
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,880
for non residents to park in our
garages up to one hundred dollars. There's

427
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:33,880
also the potential for curfews after last
year's spring break prompted a state of emergency

428
00:30:34,119 --> 00:30:41,119
with more than five hundred and seventy
rs and multiple fatal shootings. Now I'm

429
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:45,640
starting to think that this isn't spring
Breakers. No, I really am starting

430
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:49,240
to believe it's not. And I'll
read a little more in the article somebody

431
00:30:49,279 --> 00:30:53,079
who said there's motorcycles, there's half
naked and fully naked women running around the

432
00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:56,720
street. The enforcement was not there. The problem is somebody's got to get

433
00:30:56,759 --> 00:31:00,960
tough starting this week, and a
police squad of roughly twenty five officers wearing

434
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:07,480
protective gear will patrol the beach.
Yeah, that's it. Twenty five officers

435
00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:11,279
on this one beach in front of
Ocean Drive. I don't know how big

436
00:31:11,279 --> 00:31:15,920
Ocean Drive is in Miami, or
what section of Ocean Drive they're gonna have,

437
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,039
or what their story is overall,
but they're gonna have them. And

438
00:31:18,079 --> 00:31:22,240
basically it sounds like THEY'LLI and Reich. Here is what it sounds like to

439
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:27,519
me. One commissioner suggests they start
blasting classical music from loudspeakers to dampen the

440
00:31:27,599 --> 00:31:30,880
party. Go there, you go. Here's a little bit more from the

441
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:37,039
Today Show. After sixteen stampedge last
year, I closed mangoes. For some

442
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:41,079
business owners, like Mango's nightclub owner
David Wallack, the roughly fifty to seventy

443
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:45,319
thousand dollars he might lose every day
is a fair trade off if it means

444
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:49,880
less violence. Okay, it's a
tremendous amount of money, lose a huge

445
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:55,240
I don't know if those numbers are
inflated I have. I don't know how

446
00:31:55,279 --> 00:31:56,960
many people he gets through there.
I don't know what's running through. Did

447
00:31:57,039 --> 00:32:01,920
you ever go on spring break?
No? I didn't either. City officials

448
00:32:02,359 --> 00:32:08,119
said they believe so. They had
ninety seven people arrested last weekend in Miami,

449
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:14,200
Okay, all around basically the beach, the beach area where where the

450
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:19,799
spring Breakers would go. City officials
said they believe South Florida residence were posedly

451
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,559
to blame for the raucous behavior.
Who was South Florida residents? Residents,

452
00:32:23,559 --> 00:32:30,119
not visitors residents. Of the ninety
seven people arrested this past weekend, more

453
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:35,039
than half were from the Tri County
area. Just eleven of those arrested identified

454
00:32:35,039 --> 00:32:38,160
themselves as college students. Last year, eighty five people were arrested over the

455
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:43,359
same weekend. But I don't think
this is a spring break. Look,

456
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:47,000
I'm I think you get a pack
mentality. I think you get large crowds.

457
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:52,519
I think the problems happened, but
I'm not entirely sure that it's the

458
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,319
spring Breakers as much as it's like
when I went to and you went to

459
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:59,559
college or spring break to blow off
steel? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

460
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:05,319
I mean I'm not saying these right
now. With you know the internet and

461
00:33:05,359 --> 00:33:07,640
the videos. It used to be
girls gone wild, yeah Snoop Dogg,

462
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,680
whoever was. And you just think
you're gonna walk down there and you're gonna

463
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:14,720
have all these girls with their taps
off and the beads and everything. Yes,

464
00:33:15,119 --> 00:33:20,920
but no, it doesn't happen.
That's why we're gonna do our remote

465
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:28,920
podcast next week from Miami. Now, have you ever been somewhere where all

466
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,519
of a sudden, you feel like
the vibe of the place has changed,

467
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:36,759
like there's an uncomfortable like you get
out of there. I've had that happen

468
00:33:37,079 --> 00:33:39,359
a couple of times where I've left
and then I hear fights broke out or

469
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:44,480
somebody did something. I've also had
where I've left and I get the call.

470
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:49,480
Hey man, you wouldn't believe what
happened. They should have been there,

471
00:33:49,799 --> 00:33:52,440
should have been there, should have
been there. You just left,

472
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:57,440
and no, you wouldn't have believed
it. Tanya got completely naked, she

473
00:33:57,559 --> 00:34:00,480
got Geena naked. They both got
in the hot up. It's like,

474
00:34:00,559 --> 00:34:04,119
okay, all right, thanks,
I've been part of that. Then I

475
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:09,760
call my buddy. Now I think, how do I say, Well,

476
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:13,400
it is what it is. I
mean working at a strip club, yeah,

477
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,800
seeing, yes, twenty thirty naked
women at night. So if I

478
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:19,800
get a call somebody says, hey, yeah, this girl got a nakedive

479
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,559
party, I'm like, yeah,
oh what she looks like another day?

480
00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:28,239
Why you know? Yeah? But
ever, like, even in the strip

481
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,039
club, sometimes you get a certain
crowd that comes in and you go,

482
00:34:30,079 --> 00:34:34,639
boy, this is uncomfortable. I
don't know if that ever happened. You

483
00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:37,760
don't know if that ever happened.
But sometimes it's not a lot that can

484
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:42,079
happen. Now, some places,
this is not Miami Beach, but according

485
00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:45,079
to the Today Show, some places
are enforcing other rules. Myrtle Beach in

486
00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:50,880
South Carolina has enacted a Noise and
Foul Language ordinance this year, limiting beach

487
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,840
hours and banning thongs and g strings
too. No freedom of speech, you

488
00:34:54,880 --> 00:35:00,760
can't swear. I mean, people
are just so disrespectfully. Don't care.

489
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:04,559
They're not courteous. I should put
it that way. You're on the beach,

490
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:07,960
girl has a thong. She wants
to be looked at. Every girl

491
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,599
in America not every girl. But
I mean they're taking selfies. Yes,

492
00:35:09,639 --> 00:35:14,679
they're just posting to make themselves feel
better. And the more followers are like

493
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:19,360
they get I don't know how not
only that to take the point that suicide

494
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,599
rates are up, yes they are. And if you're not getting attention or

495
00:35:22,639 --> 00:35:29,519
you're getting bullied, you're just just
done well and you can't get away from

496
00:35:29,559 --> 00:35:32,159
because there's no safe spot. Like
you get bullied at school, you go

497
00:35:32,559 --> 00:35:37,199
get your parents. Now you shout
the door. Now you want to be

498
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:43,159
part of social media friends stuff,
the safe space would be to get turn

499
00:35:43,199 --> 00:35:45,440
the phone off. Well, then
you turn the internet off, you know

500
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:50,239
what I mean, your friends.
But you've got to your home with your

501
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:52,840
family. I mean we used to
be home with our family. There is

502
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:58,199
something that it's almost as though we're
not evolved enough as a species to handle

503
00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:00,280
the amount of technology and information that
come at us. I really believe that.

504
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:04,559
Yeah, you know, I don't
know what AI coming. I know

505
00:36:04,679 --> 00:36:07,519
it's coming, it's here, it's
here, it's it's basically here in many

506
00:36:07,519 --> 00:36:13,679
instances, But uh, I don't
know. I heard that, you know,

507
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:17,800
with the I talk about the thong
and the G string. I never

508
00:36:19,079 --> 00:36:22,760
I remember being at like a family
resort and seeing a woman at the family

509
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:28,239
pool in like a thong and being
somewhat caught off guard, and yet you

510
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:30,239
were with your family. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, your wife,

511
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,400
your kids, Yeah, we were
at our time share. Is that when

512
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:37,039
you switched your regular glasses to your
sunglasses? You got it? No,

513
00:36:37,159 --> 00:36:39,840
I was. I have to And
this is going to sound strange. I

514
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:45,239
found it uncomfortable, like I didn't
know really where to look. I felt

515
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:46,519
a little embarrassed, and I'm like, well why am I embarrassed? So

516
00:36:46,559 --> 00:36:50,119
then what I would like to do, just like I do with all these

517
00:36:50,119 --> 00:36:52,559
weird cases, is I like to
watch how other people react. Like I

518
00:36:52,599 --> 00:36:57,079
have no interest, I was starting
to stay earlier. Going to a hooker

519
00:36:57,119 --> 00:37:00,719
would never interest, But talking to
a hooker, I would love to know

520
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,880
that stuff. Either way you're either
banging or talking, it's still twenty dollars

521
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:07,440
an hour. Well that's all I
heard. But I mean, even as

522
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,000
stripper, right, I used to
love to just hear their stories, their

523
00:37:10,119 --> 00:37:13,760
wild antics. I don't need to
hang out, I don't want to party

524
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,119
with them, but I would love
to hear. I'm a very curious person,

525
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:22,440
curious story. I like people's stuff. But I'm going I don't know

526
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,039
if it's right to ban these things
or not. I don't know. I

527
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:29,400
don't because I'll tell you what.
Like you go to Europe. I had

528
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:34,960
neighbors who were from I think the
wife was from Finland and the husband was

529
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,960
from Sweden. And she said once
we would always get together at somebody else's

530
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:42,719
house on Friday nights. There were
three couple, three families that would do

531
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,119
that. And I remember this one
Friday night she had a couple glass of

532
00:37:45,119 --> 00:37:45,800
minds. She goes, yeah,
we're getting ready to go away, and

533
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:49,679
the girl said to remember, mom, we're in America. Keep your top

534
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:53,320
on, right. And I thought, boy, we are so uptight in

535
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:58,719
this country that we're banning. Thought, we're telling you what you can't wear.

536
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,199
And I get it. At the
same time, if it's a private

537
00:38:00,199 --> 00:38:04,039
place, we didn't grow up with
nude beaches they did over in years.

538
00:38:04,039 --> 00:38:06,119
Oh no, no, no,
I understand that. But I I just

539
00:38:06,119 --> 00:38:07,920
go, do we make a big
deal out of out of nothing? Now?

540
00:38:08,039 --> 00:38:10,039
Was she a hot mom? Or
does she take her top off in

541
00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:15,280
her I'm going to plead the fifth
on that. But you know who's the

542
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:19,239
most upset about the thongs and the
g strings being banned from the beaches.

543
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:23,079
Beyonce. No, the seagulls.
They're worried that there's going to be a

544
00:38:23,119 --> 00:38:27,760
decrease in drops of snacks as as
somebody walks byd a thong and they're gonna

545
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,159
actually have to go get some fish
out of the ocean. Now, come

546
00:38:30,199 --> 00:38:34,800
on, Doggy, come on,
douggy. Wow. Wow, they should

547
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,960
call you mister Fantastic from The Fantastic
Four because you're you're really stretching for that

548
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:43,559
one, the latest attempt to save
the ocean by reducing well tail sightings on

549
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:49,039
land. Come on, I'm not
part of this. I have that part

550
00:38:49,079 --> 00:38:52,559
of this. I'm pleading the fifth. I don't know. I would you

551
00:38:52,599 --> 00:38:57,840
wear a banana hammock? Oh god, no, you wouldn't have you It

552
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,320
sounds like you know, I mean
no, it's quite a I just remember,

553
00:39:01,599 --> 00:39:06,039
I mean flippings of the Internet or
Jim Carrey had one. Electra Carmen

554
00:39:06,039 --> 00:39:10,440
Electric had one, and they switched
because she was getting all the the pictures

555
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:15,840
taken, so when he was back
being funny, they switched outfits. My

556
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:22,039
friend Laurie does a thong party to
raise money for MS for her sister,

557
00:39:22,679 --> 00:39:25,760
and I did. I didn't go
last year. I went the year before.

558
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:30,599
They asked me to do it,
and no, I said, I'm

559
00:39:30,599 --> 00:39:34,119
not comfortable. I just told you
I don't feel comfortable enough being around a

560
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:37,559
thong. But I had never been. And she was a second, you're

561
00:39:37,639 --> 00:39:40,679
dougie fresh. Yeah, just make
sure you put the potato in the front.

562
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:45,360
That's all all eyes on me.
Yeah. I tried that, but

563
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:51,639
I put scalet potatoes. I sucked
it all up. Oh, grouten went

564
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:59,039
rotten. So she had twelve it's
another name of a hooker, and they

565
00:39:59,079 --> 00:40:01,440
all come out to different music and
some of them were had it was fun.

566
00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:05,519
Yeah, it's guys. Yes,
it's all guys, all guys.

567
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:08,719
And she raised a few thousand dollars
and there's raffles and stuff like that,

568
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:14,639
fifty to fifty. And one guy
was the Tiger King and he had a

569
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:21,559
blonde. Yeah, you had a
blonde mullet got off of Amazon Leopard outfit

570
00:40:21,679 --> 00:40:24,519
and a stuffed an a tiger.
And I'm laughing at my balls off and

571
00:40:24,559 --> 00:40:30,119
I'm like that's great, and it's
you know what was the other not really

572
00:40:30,119 --> 00:40:32,360
sure you could do that though?
No, No, well, unless I

573
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:37,480
lost five ten sixty pounds, you
never did h and you never did spring

574
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:40,400
break. Never did spring break?
Yeah, me neither neither. I just

575
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:44,719
wonder what the stories and then they
were they were making national news. Now

576
00:40:45,079 --> 00:40:50,199
I'm going I feel like it's almost
a carte blanche for bad behavior by the

577
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,159
locals, and you can blame it
on the spring Breakers. And I'm not

578
00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:55,360
saying that you're not getting an influx
of people and then there isn't going to

579
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:59,719
be a fight between two fraternities.
That probably is, but un till even

580
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:01,800
that you're looking at my girlfriend,
they're just people that are looking for a

581
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:06,039
problem. Yeah, but there could
be that. But isn't Marty Grau going

582
00:41:06,039 --> 00:41:07,480
on right now? To Marty gros
going on too. I mean, they

583
00:41:07,519 --> 00:41:13,800
bring an extra police officers from around
the state because you got drunks and different

584
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,880
things, and that all makes sense, but the level, like the shootings

585
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:22,360
and things. You had eighty five
people a restident out of whatever number ninety

586
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:28,960
seven and eleven of those were college
students. The rest were all South Florida

587
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,840
rested, right taking them on Something
isn't adden up. Well, that's all

588
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:35,239
I'm saying. Something isn't ad enough. And that's just Miami Beach, and

589
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,920
I don't know what's happening in other
and other places like that. Well they

590
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:45,639
they have a zero towers throw them
in that drunk take like Opie and Nibery.

591
00:41:46,039 --> 00:41:50,320
Remember he used to let himself in, right, not OPI what was

592
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,440
his name? Opie was the son
he'd bring in his Sunday best. Yes,

593
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:58,039
and who was it? I forget
the guy's thing. Well, the

594
00:41:58,119 --> 00:42:00,519
sheriff would be like, you have
a take the keys off yet, you'll

595
00:42:00,559 --> 00:42:02,039
have a good night. He goes, ah, yeah, I just want

596
00:42:02,039 --> 00:42:05,079
to be prepared when I wake up
to go to the church to Brown.

597
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,599
That's how it was. I mean, obviously things have changed and people just

598
00:42:08,079 --> 00:42:12,559
you know, what about Bike Week
down in Fort Lauderdale, that's one that

599
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,199
you know, I think they try
to implement some things there, and I'm

600
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,800
sure there's problems. I'm sure there's
problems with anything, right, I get

601
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:22,440
problems everywhere minor almost like the standard. Well, now you have the shootings

602
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:30,760
and shit like the fighting. Even
you take it to the shoplifting where ten

603
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,079
to fifteen people are going in just
ripping shit off and leaving. Right,

604
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,440
there were not there's no accountability.
I look at New York State, you

605
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,079
get an a parents ticket, and
I've talked to cops. Yeah, like

606
00:42:40,119 --> 00:42:44,440
we've rested this guy three times one
day, eight times a week. I

607
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,480
talked to the fuck is this guy
up? I talked to the sheriff.

608
00:42:46,519 --> 00:42:52,440
When the the Kia Boys were in
full swing, there was one juvenile I

609
00:42:52,519 --> 00:42:57,760
believe who had been arrested twelve times. Twelve times. Twelve times is part

610
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:01,360
of the things. And I mean
their point is we need something needs to

611
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:06,000
be done. They already had something
done, somebody changed it to make themselves

612
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,239
look better and powable. Well,
I think that part of the thing.

613
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,719
Unless something happens to the governor or
somebody in charge, they're not going to

614
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:15,119
change it. Well, sometimes when
it comes to these, you know,

615
00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:17,559
these policies, it was almost like, think of the people going in as

616
00:43:17,559 --> 00:43:21,679
a group to rob a store.
How can they stop? All of us

617
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:27,559
can't, can't, And probably with
the store's smartest decision is to say let

618
00:43:27,679 --> 00:43:30,639
him go, Let him go.
I mean there was I believe in Walmart.

619
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:35,800
If you try to stop them,
you will get you'll get fired because

620
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,960
yourself and now they're gonna make it
that if you try to stop them.

621
00:43:38,119 --> 00:43:42,719
They can sue you from up to
twelve to fourteen thousand dollars something like that.

622
00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:45,599
Something ridiculous. I don't know if
you're being a good citizen. Yeah,

623
00:43:45,599 --> 00:43:50,159
and they still have citizens arrest.
Yeah, this guy was stealing.

624
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,199
I'm tired of it. I'm stopping
him, and now I'm in trouble.

625
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,599
Now you're taking me to jail.
A bullshit. But the thing is,

626
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:58,719
I don't know how we you you
kind of rise up as a people,

627
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:02,639
because I would think that, you
know, common sense says, I understand

628
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:07,280
the idea behind the law. The
idea behind the law was somebody who stole

629
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:13,559
a can of corn to feed his
family shouldn't be in j one hundred thousand

630
00:44:13,599 --> 00:44:17,239
dollars bail, right, But we've
taken that so to the extreme now that

631
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:21,639
we have severe problems. And again
I do think it's, you know,

632
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,840
the idea of a few bad apples
spoiled a bunch, well, you know,

633
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:29,119
you get a bunch of that,
uh spring break. Though. I

634
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:35,039
would always think those make great stories
for the home. Who's so later on

635
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,320
life, you know what I mean, you start looking back and you have

636
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,159
some great stories. I got gosh, before I married this bitch I was

637
00:44:42,199 --> 00:44:45,679
I was bald. Yeah, I
met this girl from Arizona Wildcats. Oh

638
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:50,199
my god. It was crazy.
And then I lost your number and I

639
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,400
came back. I want to get
married, And well, I will tell

640
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,920
you that. Don't tell mom.
There's a there's a famous actor who's entering

641
00:44:55,960 --> 00:45:01,800
into his ninth decade that has released
his his memoir and he's talking a whole

642
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:07,280
bunch of stuff about his life.
Not ninety, he's almost ninety. Yes,

643
00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:10,079
No, somebody popular that I would
know, someone popular that you would

644
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654
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665
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Another bailed from Valentine's Day. Yeah, it's for you, you know

666
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what The greatest eighties bailed is Home, Sweet Home by Mattley curl Musket.

667
00:46:55,719 --> 00:47:01,320
They yeah, do it? Yeah, mince Steel? Did you go mince

668
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:06,800
steel? What's terrible? Not like
anything? He's got off a stage?

669
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:10,880
Uh? And then his voice in
some county fairy he did or something,

670
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,280
but he was doing like a warm
up before the Blue Ribbon in the New

671
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:29,000
York State. Fairly wild sord girl. There it is Doug taking you back.

672
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:37,320
Heaven isn't too far. I bang
that fair for hooker every day?

673
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,920
Did you uh? Did you throw
on this kind of music and drink and

674
00:47:42,079 --> 00:47:45,760
crying your crying your dirty martinis after
the forty nine ers? No? Did

675
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:50,559
you shed a tear? No?
Okay, just asking did you break anything?

676
00:47:51,119 --> 00:47:52,960
No? All right? Good?
All right, so everything's fine?

677
00:47:53,119 --> 00:47:57,360
Yeah, so far, so good. Uh. There is a man who

678
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,760
has had quite the life, and
he's got a new book coming out.

679
00:48:00,079 --> 00:48:05,800
What's the booking title? Don't tell
me who it is? I want some

680
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:13,239
I want some hints. The book
is titled let me see if I have

681
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:16,239
the title. And you're saying he's
getting to be by to ninety Yes,

682
00:48:17,079 --> 00:48:22,760
yeah, I believe he's somewhere around
eighty seven. More movies and TV seventy

683
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:29,719
Yeah, definitely more movies than TV
eighty eighty seven, eighty seven, so

684
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:37,559
coming up on ninety Okay, Action
Star did one of the Yeah I think

685
00:48:37,599 --> 00:48:39,639
you could call this an action movie
was one of the big ones. But

686
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:45,800
he was a big actor, but
probably best known for being on TV in

687
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:52,079
a commercial. Being on TV is
a commercial, in a commercial, in

688
00:48:52,119 --> 00:48:55,079
a commercial. And then Milly D
Williams unbody language, Billy D Williams.

689
00:48:55,119 --> 00:48:59,199
Body language tells you a lot about
what a person is thinking. For instance,

690
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,360
I read means commercial you, Mike, because you're old, but not

691
00:49:01,519 --> 00:49:07,400
means in life. That means she
also wants a little fun in her life,

692
00:49:07,559 --> 00:49:12,280
but only with the right man.
Hello. And now she's pouring a

693
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:19,440
cold forty cold forty five and we
all know what that means that she must

694
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:23,000
have read my mind something like that, The power of cold forty five.

695
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:30,039
It works every time. Yeah,
Billy Williams, Billy D Williams. Uh,

696
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:36,199
Billy D Williams has a new book
coming out and it is pretty interesting

697
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:43,639
what they call My years at Cloud
City. That's so funny. Uh.

698
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:47,599
I've seen Billy D. Williams.
Yeah, he was at a signing where

699
00:49:47,599 --> 00:49:52,519
I got Joe Montana's signature and really
yeah, and it was a comic con

700
00:49:52,679 --> 00:49:57,960
Nicole Kahn and Buffalo, which is
coming up. It was Joe Montana at

701
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:02,679
the time, guy from Flash Gordon, which made it come back with the

702
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:08,039
movie Ted Ahora, and then Billy
D. Williams now Billy D. Williams

703
00:50:08,159 --> 00:50:14,039
line was five times as long.
I mean Joe only had a few people.

704
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,199
It was two hundred and ninety three
dollars to get a signature, and

705
00:50:16,519 --> 00:50:22,960
uh, I thirty nine dollars had
to get Who's Joe Montanas? Really yeah?

706
00:50:22,039 --> 00:50:25,599
I think Billy was only like one
hundred dollars. But his line of

707
00:50:25,679 --> 00:50:30,199
Star Wars fans was out the door
and William Shantner was there the night before

708
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:34,480
and he had two thousand people They
signed for one hundred dollars. Wow,

709
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,079
yeah, that's crazy. Yeah.
Uh. The name of the book is

710
00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:42,920
what we have here? What we
What have we here? Excuse me?

711
00:50:43,079 --> 00:50:45,079
What have we here? Is the
name of the book now. In it

712
00:50:45,199 --> 00:50:49,480
he talked about being married. Didn't
you just say a couple of things?

713
00:50:49,559 --> 00:50:52,519
Yeah? I just watched him in
a sports movie, one of the favorite

714
00:50:52,519 --> 00:50:57,079
ones. It's called Being Go Along
and the Traveling All Stars, not getting

715
00:50:57,079 --> 00:51:01,400
along with Richard Pryor or James Earl, Joe Richard Pryor in that movie they

716
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:05,679
were friends. I'll read you this, Okay, no, no, but

717
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:09,599
go go on and Nighthawks. Nighthawks. Yeah, I love that obviously.

718
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:15,280
Lano Karizianeah four movies he did?
I think he did four movies with prior.

719
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:20,320
Really, yeah, I'm pretty sure
he did. But he was married

720
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:24,400
in nineteen fifty nine, got divorced
in nineteen sixty three. He starts dating

721
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:29,400
a woman named Yvonne. He had
known this woman since he was a teen.

722
00:51:30,519 --> 00:51:34,440
He recalls coming home from the theater
one day to find her hosting an

723
00:51:34,559 --> 00:51:37,599
orgy. So he goes. There
were women and men and a lot of

724
00:51:37,679 --> 00:51:39,719
nakedness. This is what he writes
in his book, This is where I'm

725
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:45,440
going. This is like Tales from
the Home. You know, there's a

726
00:51:45,519 --> 00:51:49,719
bunch of swinger parties if you read
the right book. Frank Gorshan, Yes,

727
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,400
the Riddler on Batman, Yes,
yes, yes, go ahead,

728
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,320
though so he says, the craziness
was more than I was prepared to deal

729
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:59,880
with after work, so he decided
to take a shower and invited a young

730
00:52:00,039 --> 00:52:05,119
woman who was already undressed to join
him. Why not as revenge? The

731
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:09,639
Yvonne insisted that he watched her have
sex with another man, and he said

732
00:52:09,679 --> 00:52:14,079
he found it hilarious. Annoyed.
She then grabbed a pair of scissors and

733
00:52:14,119 --> 00:52:17,559
cut up his beautiful alpaca sweaters.
And he goes, that hurt almost more

734
00:52:17,639 --> 00:52:21,480
than if she had cut me.
It was the excuse I needed to get

735
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:25,920
away from Yvonne. Now, okay. So he and Richard Pryor started four

736
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:31,159
movies together. Lady Sings the Blues, I've heard of It, Hit Carter's

737
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:36,440
Army, Nope, and Bingolong Traveling
All Star, and Motor Kings about the

738
00:52:36,519 --> 00:52:39,039
Negro Baseball League. Yeah. And
he said they were good friends for a

739
00:52:39,119 --> 00:52:45,519
while, but then unraveled when he
witnessed him abuse his girlfriend verbally and physically.

740
00:52:45,559 --> 00:52:50,400
It was Patricia Price, and he
said it wasn't a one time incident

741
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:57,079
neither. He was with this other
woman, his third wife named Taruko Naka

742
00:52:57,159 --> 00:53:00,360
Kami. I think it was her
name. It's Billy Dee Williams. And

743
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,559
he said, I saw this is
what he said. He said, I

744
00:53:02,639 --> 00:53:07,880
saw Richard Pryor strike this woman,
Patricia with a smoldering log. He took

745
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,800
out of the fireplace. Wow,
he goes, and that ended our friendship.

746
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:15,480
Yeah, I go, what in
the fuck? I mean, you

747
00:53:15,639 --> 00:53:20,400
had to be high on coke out
of your mind to reach in. If

748
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,559
it's smoldering, it's burning your hands. Well, if he grabbed the end,

749
00:53:23,599 --> 00:53:29,559
okay, But I mean it is
that's insanity. I've heard a lot

750
00:53:29,599 --> 00:53:30,119
of that. I'd never heard of
that. Well, if you've seen the

751
00:53:30,199 --> 00:53:35,840
Richer Pryor Bio when he was filming
Stir Crazy, he was taking money out

752
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,840
of the bank for drugs and they're
like that, like two three thousand,

753
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:44,079
like fifty sixty one hundred thousand dollars. He was pissing everything away. Then

754
00:53:44,679 --> 00:53:51,559
you know he lit himself up later, he writes in this book, Patricia,

755
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,320
who was the one with prior at
the time, told me about other

756
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:59,559
examples, including the one time he
hit her with a Kevasier bottle. Now

757
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:05,920
and nobody says in there that he
did the cold forty five because it kind

758
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:09,159
of encapsulated everything he wanted to be, that smooth talking man. And he

759
00:54:09,199 --> 00:54:12,800
goes to the money was just ridiculous
for the call forty five. Wow,

760
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,920
he goes, I couldn't be around
someone that behaved that way talking about Prior.

761
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:21,599
He knew that, and it made
working together on Bingo tense. Years

762
00:54:21,679 --> 00:54:24,039
later, Richard probably didn't have a
big role in they kind of but yeah,

763
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:30,639
one of his early pictures. Yeah, for Prior, I don't know.

764
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:34,119
Years later, Williams, who had
an open marriage with this woman,

765
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:38,639
embarked on his own decades long affair
with Prior's ex Patricia, the one who

766
00:54:38,639 --> 00:54:44,159
got hit with the smoldering lock.
The intense passion of our trip, well,

767
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:47,280
she can handle the analog, she
can handle mine. Pilgrim. I'm

768
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:52,880
sorry this Chana, Wayne John Wayne
Bobbitt. The intense passion of our tryst

769
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:58,239
was something we both craved. I
was totally thoroughly caught up in the romance

770
00:54:58,559 --> 00:55:05,119
of each one of our I think
he says assassinations here, I I what

771
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:12,320
is that? Yeah, he writes, But Patricia was truly madly obsessed.

772
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:15,719
She once spray painted a message on
the guardrails along Mulholland Drive, I love

773
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:21,480
Billy d And then he said it
ended when she accused him of assault,

774
00:55:22,039 --> 00:55:25,239
and he said, but she later
recanted her story and the charges were eventually

775
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:32,320
expunged. It's bad stuff. I
mean, you're talking about people who some

776
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:37,440
people just I know this is going
to sound terrible, but I do wonder

777
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:42,320
if some people crave that kind of
attention, like they feel like they need

778
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:44,519
to be treated that. I don't
know. I don't know what happened.

779
00:55:44,559 --> 00:55:47,760
I don't get and I'm not saying
that because I know that there's many organizations

780
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:51,599
that try to help people get out
of these situations, and we never should

781
00:55:51,599 --> 00:55:55,400
blame the victim. But when the
accusation comes out again years later from somebody

782
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:59,719
who didn't do anything to you this
time, and we've got to go,

783
00:56:00,159 --> 00:56:01,920
who do you believe? I mean, because once she the finger pointed at

784
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:06,920
you, then well he said it
was expungent, she candid. I don't

785
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:08,639
know. I mean, after that, hey, look what do we hear

786
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:15,039
about? Uh? What's his name
for the Buffalo Bills who just had Van

787
00:56:15,119 --> 00:56:22,039
Morrison? Uh you're not Van von
Miller of those guys brown eyed girl von

788
00:56:22,159 --> 00:56:24,320
Miller who had some kind of something
going on this year? Right, And

789
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:29,679
then all of a sudden she says
nothing, So you got you bring up

790
00:56:29,679 --> 00:56:30,960
a great point. Oh we're breaking
up and I'm not gonna have all these

791
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,800
millions, right, do you just
beat me up. Oh I'm getting two

792
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:37,239
million in the bank account. Oh, I guess we did. Lando was

793
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:42,199
a scoundrel in the Galaxy four far
Away. He was the master of cloud

794
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:45,239
City. You got a lot of
nerves showing up after what you did.

795
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:49,840
So that's his first line. It
was, h Hello, do we have

796
00:56:50,119 --> 00:56:53,199
it? Sounds like an interesting Leah, what have we? Here is the

797
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:55,159
name of the book. It sounds
like an interesting read. Wait, what

798
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,880
have we? Here is the name
of it. That's one of his lines

799
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:04,159
in Empire State Bags Bag and he
said he only took the part because he

800
00:57:04,199 --> 00:57:07,519
wanted to wear a cape and the
character wore a cape, and that was

801
00:57:07,559 --> 00:57:09,079
it. He didn't really know anything
about. Oh you know. Another movie

802
00:57:09,119 --> 00:57:14,800
he was in was A Batman with
Tim Burton and Michael Keaton. He got

803
00:57:15,119 --> 00:57:21,400
he was the I don't remember the
da. Harvey Dent was two face,

804
00:57:21,519 --> 00:57:23,159
and I think he was miffed.
And it might be in the book that

805
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:29,719
that role went to Tommy Lee Jones
when well they also changed the Batman's too

806
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:36,159
to Vail Kilmer. It was a
terrible Batman, not terrible, but clooney.

807
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,920
He was the worst in Clooney even
Yeah, he goes, uh,

808
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:45,519
well, it sounds interesting, but
that old Hollywood. Yeah, I mean

809
00:57:45,679 --> 00:57:49,400
partying back in the day open marriages. I don't know if I could do

810
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:52,119
the open marriage thing, get married. Well, it's it, right,

811
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:57,480
yes, but it's somebody you have, you know that you can really really

812
00:57:57,559 --> 00:58:00,519
trust. Well, intimacy is more
than sex. It's more than sex,

813
00:58:00,599 --> 00:58:05,920
right, we're talking about these things
and problem. But then sex can sometimes

814
00:58:06,039 --> 00:58:08,480
just be sex for people. But
at the same time, if you're really

815
00:58:08,519 --> 00:58:13,280
into somebody, that would that would
who'd want to watch that or even know

816
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:17,920
it? Hey, I'll be back. I got a date Valentine's Day.

817
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:22,000
I will get you later. I
can only buy so much prime rip,

818
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:27,400
will get you later. How many
bags of shrimp can he get? Thank

819
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:30,400
you? What? I don't know? You get? Did your bags of

820
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,360
shrimp? I did? I found
that kind of interesting when I thought,

821
00:58:32,719 --> 00:58:37,800
Wow, this is uh, what
a life, what a life this guy's

822
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:43,639
led? You know, smooth,
mister smooth he did. I'm pretty sure

823
00:58:43,679 --> 00:58:45,920
he did Dancing with the Stars a
few years ago, and I do not

824
00:58:46,079 --> 00:58:51,559
think so. I'm pretty sure.
Billy Dee Wi Billy d Williams. I'm

825
00:58:51,719 --> 00:58:53,119
almost positive. You look it up
and you tell me if I'm wrong.

826
00:58:53,119 --> 00:58:59,159
I'm gonna bet this. Billy D. Williams. Williams did Dancing with the

827
00:58:59,239 --> 00:59:02,960
Stars, and I think he lasted
like an episode or two. He William

828
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:10,400
Williams or was an American after novelist. Oh, I guess he He peered

829
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:15,039
in over one hundred films and television
roles six decades. Ah. Yeah,

830
00:59:15,199 --> 00:59:20,480
it looks like he did Dancing with
the Stars Star Wars thing. Come on,

831
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:23,719
I can't believe I didn't know about
this. A good guy. He's

832
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:30,440
wearing the I think he lasted two
episodes. But he was nearly eighty at

833
00:59:30,519 --> 00:59:32,239
the time. He's eighty seven.
Now he's nearly eighty, and I don't

834
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:36,000
think. Yeah, he looked old
when I saw him about ten years ago,

835
00:59:36,159 --> 00:59:37,519
and it's like dancing, well,
he would have been seventy seven.

836
00:59:38,039 --> 00:59:45,920
He's dancing with his wheelchair around R
two D two. Ah, getting old.

837
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:49,880
Everybody gets old. Yeah, there's
only so many sands in the Hoyard

838
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,639
glass. I read something, and
come on, you read something. I

839
00:59:52,719 --> 00:59:55,119
read something on reading on Reddit,
okay, and I want to know if

840
00:59:55,159 --> 00:59:59,480
you've ever interacted with a woman like
this or how you would handle this,

841
00:59:59,559 --> 01:00:01,679
because I I couldn't tell if this
is real or not, but it says,

842
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:07,599
I'm about to dumb. This is
some hot mess, crazy kind of

843
01:00:07,639 --> 01:00:12,360
shit. This person writes, there's
the guy that started working at my office,

844
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:16,039
and he's everything I've been looking for. He's been kind of flirty with

845
01:00:16,119 --> 01:00:20,119
me. So I want to shoot
my shot. This is what the person

846
01:00:20,159 --> 01:00:22,840
writes on this. So the woman
says, I want to shoot my load.

847
01:00:22,079 --> 01:00:24,320
I shoot my shot eating. I
want to take my shot, and

848
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:27,960
I might take me shoot my load? What did he shoot my loader?

849
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000
Take my shot? Well, take
my shot would be you know, okay,

850
01:00:30,119 --> 01:00:35,360
I'm taking my shot to shoot my
loading. Who's in first? What's

851
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:39,639
in a second? My load's on
third? Where's the hooker when you need

852
01:00:39,679 --> 01:00:45,079
her? Here's why that's a little
complicated. Please try not to judge too

853
01:00:45,199 --> 01:00:47,320
hard when I tell you my backstory. This is what this tick writes.

854
01:00:47,679 --> 01:00:51,480
I don't even know why you would
write this and read it. According to

855
01:00:51,559 --> 01:00:54,840
my coworkers, I've been in a
serious relationship for four years. I say

856
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:59,719
it like that because I made them
believe that it is true. I started

857
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:05,480
sending myself flowers on Valentine's Day every
year and made this fake relationship with a

858
01:01:05,599 --> 01:01:08,079
hot pilot, which explains why he's
never been home to take me to any

859
01:01:08,119 --> 01:01:13,400
work functions. Wow, it was. It just kind of added some excitement

860
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,199
to my otherwise pretty boring life.
And I kind of loved the attention that

861
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:21,880
gave me Because people were so interested
in my hot pilot boyfriend. Where'd you

862
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,519
get? I made up stories of
amazing trips we've been on. Hoh,

863
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:30,559
A good question you ask. Hey. God even went so far as to

864
01:01:30,679 --> 01:01:35,079
photoshop myself next to a hot guy
I found, googling male models in exotic

865
01:01:35,199 --> 01:01:42,079
locations, even frame some picks from
my desk. I know I sound batshit

866
01:01:42,159 --> 01:01:46,000
crazy now that I say it out
loud. So here's where I need some

867
01:01:46,119 --> 01:01:51,079
help. I have to let everyone
know somehow that we've broken up. And

868
01:01:51,199 --> 01:01:54,280
then how long should I wait before
I make a move on my new coworker?

869
01:01:55,239 --> 01:01:59,840
Like, you can't, you can't
know, you can't if you're going

870
01:02:00,079 --> 01:02:06,159
you can't. I can understand where
you don't want questions from the coworkers about

871
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:09,639
your love life or whatever is going
on. You don't want them ask any

872
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:13,360
questions. You know what I mean? Right, this is my new girlfriend.

873
01:02:15,119 --> 01:02:19,079
They tell you that she's from Australia. It just came up as a

874
01:02:19,119 --> 01:02:23,559
friend's request. That looks like the
chick from uh she's an actress? Should

875
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:27,599
Yeah? Yeah, that's an actress. She was, she's been in a

876
01:02:27,639 --> 01:02:30,000
bunch of things. Oh, she
just friend regreests me. She must be

877
01:02:30,079 --> 01:02:35,719
listening to your Kayleie Cucko. Yeah, Kaylee Cucko was in Uh. I

878
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:39,599
think she was in that nerd show
for a while and out of everything,

879
01:02:39,719 --> 01:02:45,280
she she must be friends with.
Yeah, yeah, why do you say

880
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:51,599
like that? Maybe she's on her
private jet over Rochester. Have you ever

881
01:02:51,719 --> 01:02:54,119
dealt with batshit crazy like this?
Yeah? It was in a strip bark

882
01:02:54,239 --> 01:02:58,039
for sixteen years. Did they do
things like this? But like this is

883
01:02:58,239 --> 01:03:00,440
like I know that you don't.
You just didn't know where the story was.

884
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:07,039
They'd lie about boyfriends or or or
husbands or who they're fucking around with,

885
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:12,480
or if they were pregnancies. That
was a big one. You know,

886
01:03:12,599 --> 01:03:15,719
a girl got pregnant and then didn't
want to be pregnant. Uh.

887
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:23,000
The owner was very uh ant,
the owner was real. And then you'd

888
01:03:23,039 --> 01:03:27,000
hear she lost a baby, she
got an abortion, or she was doing

889
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:30,840
or whatever it was, and you
know, just you just shake your head

890
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:32,559
and you're like, it's just a
soap opera in here, and I'm like,

891
01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:36,159
you know, I didn't care,
just like, what do you want

892
01:03:36,199 --> 01:03:43,400
to give me your three songs?
You know? Just that seems just messed

893
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:46,480
up, like a very sorrowful life
that you need some kind of tension somehow,

894
01:03:46,639 --> 01:03:51,320
So just being yourself. What happens
with these lives? Those they compound

895
01:03:52,159 --> 01:03:54,559
and you can't get out of them. You can't you want to lie about

896
01:03:54,599 --> 01:03:59,159
a lie? Yes, you could
get sick of asking about why don't you

897
01:03:59,199 --> 01:04:01,079
come to work? I don't want
to go alone. I'm embarrassed, So

898
01:04:01,199 --> 01:04:05,119
I make up a boyfriend. Okay, somewhat harmless, no big deal,

899
01:04:05,639 --> 01:04:09,360
right, it's in office of maybe, I guess. But if you get

900
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:12,800
found out, well that's just the
thing. Well now today, who doesn't

901
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,199
find shit out? Right? Yeah? I mean it always has found out.

902
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:18,719
I never text. I will remember
that there was a guy, one

903
01:04:18,719 --> 01:04:26,920
of my favorite guys I ever worked
for four with four well he was I

904
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:30,440
mean, I guess with because he
was. But he was like the operations

905
01:04:30,519 --> 01:04:34,199
manager of the radio stations that I
worked at, and he actually called me

906
01:04:34,639 --> 01:04:36,880
and told me this was going to
be the last time he was calling me

907
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:41,800
because he was dying. Oh wow. Yeah, it was a very odd

908
01:04:42,639 --> 01:04:45,360
call to get but I was very
honored that I got there. It was

909
01:04:45,519 --> 01:04:49,960
very sweet, very loving, touching. I really appreciate the guy. But

910
01:04:50,559 --> 01:05:00,360
he had apparently pendemn the people that
he played for Michigan football, and he

911
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:04,679
had a big Michigan helmet and everything
in his office. And somebody just goes,

912
01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:08,920
there's no fucking way, I'm not
believing this ship. And he was

913
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:11,800
a big dude. He was a
big guy. He was like, just

914
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:15,199
come out and line. Well,
somebody went and did some digging on stuff

915
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:18,920
and there he was, and I
wound up. This is strange because there

916
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:26,800
are lies. I think you start
to believe your own lie to the you

917
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:29,000
know what I'm saying. I think
you start. I think like he starts

918
01:05:29,039 --> 01:05:32,079
to believe he played for Michigan,
so it just becomes part of his persona.

919
01:05:32,199 --> 01:05:34,559
Yeah, man, I played.
You know, maybe you loved college

920
01:05:34,599 --> 01:05:36,920
football. Maybe you had a friend. Dude, I have no fucking idea.

921
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:41,360
I attended a Yuker party last night. Yeah, and one of the

922
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:45,039
girls asked me if I wrestled,
because you saw my Kai fire now right

923
01:05:45,119 --> 01:05:46,840
then, I could have said,
yeah, I wrestled a division. I

924
01:05:47,119 --> 01:05:53,360
did wrestle division I could have said, you know, I could have just

925
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:56,760
blown this up. Then, Yeah, I was going for the national championship

926
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:59,800
and I broke my ankle and then
had about wow, and I bothered.

927
01:06:00,079 --> 01:06:03,119
I beat the Champa two weeks earlier, and do me, No, she's

928
01:06:03,159 --> 01:06:06,280
not gonna look it up about it? Well, this person went and looked

929
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:11,719
up the team photo all those things. I mean, look, Michigan's I'm

930
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:17,119
not to what you accomplished is pretty
damn impressive. And seriously, being a

931
01:06:17,239 --> 01:06:23,039
Division one athlete having a kid who's
a Division two athlete and seeing what he

932
01:06:23,159 --> 01:06:27,599
has done. Yeah, but I
mean I see the amount of work and

933
01:06:27,639 --> 01:06:30,440
the amount of discipline, and so
yeah, that to me, that's a

934
01:06:30,639 --> 01:06:33,880
huge deal. And that's quite a
deal. Not worth lying. I think

935
01:06:34,039 --> 01:06:38,760
that alone should be enough. How
many people never fucking get there, right?

936
01:06:39,559 --> 01:06:43,199
And this guy's lying about football,
I mean lying about football. But

937
01:06:43,639 --> 01:06:45,320
here's the thing I thought about it. He went and got props. Yeah,

938
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:47,760
I don't know where the helmet came
from. I never asked. I

939
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:50,519
never, I never because the guy
would say a lot of things. But

940
01:06:50,599 --> 01:06:55,400
I always found like the value of
what he was saying. He would talk

941
01:06:55,519 --> 01:06:58,960
and talk and talk and talk about
old days and radio, and everybody would

942
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:00,159
get very annoyed with him, and
they'd say something to me, and I'd

943
01:07:00,159 --> 01:07:04,960
be like, I tune that out. I really think the core message of

944
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:09,400
what he is saying is really valuable. I really did. I don't know

945
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:11,639
why I had this ability to think. I didn't give a shit about all

946
01:07:11,679 --> 01:07:14,360
the fluff. I didn't. I
didn't come and play with him in his

947
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:15,679
office. I didn't do it.
And he and I got along pretty well,

948
01:07:16,519 --> 01:07:19,000
and he would have more direct conversations
with me because I didn't give a

949
01:07:19,039 --> 01:07:21,440
shit about that stuff. It didn't
matter to me. That's good that you

950
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:25,679
can tune people. I can't.
I can tune that all out. I

951
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:28,519
can see. Is there anybody in
your life, and I'm sure there is

952
01:07:28,599 --> 01:07:30,320
that you have it. You haven't
been tuned, be able to tune down

953
01:07:30,599 --> 01:07:35,400
to out how I just can't stand
with this guy. A coworker, you

954
01:07:35,679 --> 01:07:40,719
just drives you crazy somehow, or
a neighbor or something. No, Like,

955
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:44,599
this guy wasn't not that that's an
annoyance. Those people are an annoyance.

956
01:07:44,639 --> 01:07:45,679
This guy wasn't an annoyance, but
not to you, but to the

957
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:50,880
other well meeting directing a meeting,
and they'd be like, oh, we

958
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:53,800
got to hear about what did you
think? And I'm like, yeah,

959
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:57,079
I heard it, but what Here's
just what I took away from that because

960
01:07:57,119 --> 01:07:59,920
we had to be in the meeting, right, So I was gonna if

961
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:05,480
I always figure the biggest this is
a true thing with me, The biggest

962
01:08:05,559 --> 01:08:10,480
gift you have is your time,
and when someone gives you their time,

963
01:08:10,719 --> 01:08:13,920
respect that. Respect that. So
if I had to go sit in a

964
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,880
meeting, I don't want it to
waste my fucking time. I hate meetings.

965
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:19,319
I think the meetings shouldn't be more
than fifteen minutes, truly. I

966
01:08:19,359 --> 01:08:23,359
think you can get the message out
in fifteen minutes. I think these blowhards

967
01:08:23,399 --> 01:08:27,319
they get up there and talk for
hours, are self fallaciating and all kinds

968
01:08:27,319 --> 01:08:29,760
of shit in front of you.
They don't need to do that. However,

969
01:08:30,119 --> 01:08:31,239
people do. And I'm not going
to tell you how to run your

970
01:08:31,319 --> 01:08:36,439
business because I'm not sure I know
how to run mine. But I couldn't

971
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:42,239
agree my kad. You know what
I'm saying. I'm not but in my

972
01:08:42,439 --> 01:08:45,640
world, meetings fifteen minutes. If
you can't tell somebody in a quarter hour

973
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:49,439
exactly what they need to know and
how to execute and have an exchange of

974
01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:54,000
ideas anything else that slows down a
meeting, let's have that. What is

975
01:08:54,039 --> 01:08:56,720
the term offline? Now? Move
that off on? Okay, But this

976
01:08:56,920 --> 01:09:00,000
guy would lie about things that were
sort of inconsequential. Nobody gave a shit

977
01:09:00,039 --> 01:09:03,640
whether you played for Michigan or not. I didn't have didn't make me respect

978
01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:06,520
you more, wouldn't make me respect
you less. When I found out you

979
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:10,479
didn't, I didn't give a shit. Maybe I'm the anomaly, but I'm

980
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:14,399
at a There's this radio conference they
have every year. It's called Morning Show

981
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:16,439
boot Camp, and there are a
lot of big personalities that go there.

982
01:09:17,399 --> 01:09:20,920
So I had gone, we had
all gone, and he was there,

983
01:09:23,239 --> 01:09:30,760
and he there was this show called
I think this show was Connie and Fish.

984
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:33,319
I don't the name of the people
on the show. And they were

985
01:09:33,359 --> 01:09:39,119
in two cities. They were in
Madison and in Milwaukee, Okay, And

986
01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:43,319
they were on two different formats in
those cities. So they were like pre

987
01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:45,359
recording things and sending it here,
and then they were doing the one lie.

988
01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:51,439
Whatever was going on, and he
says, yeah, because they got

989
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:55,760
some kind of award or some kind
of big deal was made about them.

990
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:58,520
And I think I had the same
representation of them at the time. And

991
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:00,880
this guy's talking to me like,
yeah, you know I I I was

992
01:10:01,079 --> 01:10:03,880
part of the consulting team that put
those two together. I was the one

993
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:06,560
that we know all the meetings and
blah blah. I said, really,

994
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:09,960
He goes, yeah, Fish is
a great guy. Blah blah blah blah.

995
01:10:11,079 --> 01:10:14,439
Doug No. I We go out
that night, they have a big

996
01:10:14,479 --> 01:10:17,520
event. They they're busting us off
to see some band or something like that.

997
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:20,800
Everybody's getting all shit faced and I
wind up sitting next to this guy,

998
01:10:21,399 --> 01:10:26,800
this this Fish dude, and we're
talking and ask him and I go,

999
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:29,520
hey, man, you know and
I say the guy's name and he

1000
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:32,159
goes, who right? Any wait, wait, it gets worse. I

1001
01:10:32,359 --> 01:10:36,760
said, yeah, you got he's
our whatever at the station and he goes,

1002
01:10:38,239 --> 01:10:40,439
I said, he's actually here.
He said to you, he consulted.

1003
01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:44,520
He goes, I don't know who
the fuck that guy is. Well,

1004
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:46,399
he said he sat in the room
and he goes, never even never

1005
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:49,680
heard of this guy goes, give
me your phone and he fucking calls him

1006
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:53,840
right in the middle of the night, like it's like one o'clock in the

1007
01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:58,039
morning, and this guy's phone's ringing, and uh. The next day he

1008
01:10:58,159 --> 01:11:00,880
never answered. The next day he
goes next comes up there, he goes,

1009
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:04,520
hey, I consulted. Uh,
I was part of a group we

1010
01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:09,199
listened to. We're making decisions.
I never really met, and I'm going

1011
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:13,960
again, an inconsequential lie that actually
made me think, you know what,

1012
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:17,520
here's why I felt bad. I
felt the fact that you you felt in

1013
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:23,760
some way you needed to say that
to me. For what purpose? It

1014
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:27,439
didn't. It didn't impress me more. And I still think the guy had

1015
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:31,199
a value. But like, why, why these inconsequential lies that mean fucking

1016
01:11:31,399 --> 01:11:34,960
nothing nothing? Why would you do
it? I don't know. I don't

1017
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:41,039
get it means catching people lies.
It's embarrassing. I feel embarrassed for them.

1018
01:11:41,039 --> 01:11:43,439
I almost don't want to catch them
in the lie. I just kind

1019
01:11:43,479 --> 01:11:45,279
of go, all right, I
got it, I got it, It's

1020
01:11:45,319 --> 01:11:48,520
okay. I would hammer it into
I know exactly. I would let them

1021
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:55,159
remember that, yes, Michigan,
you played for Michigan. Was that Michigan

1022
01:11:55,279 --> 01:11:58,479
or Michigan State or state of inplexication. All right, well, what was

1023
01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:02,960
it? We'll take all take a
moment, a weird story out of another

1024
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Big ten Big ten school. Oh, Michigan a Big ten school. Yeah,

1025
01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:12,279
yes, yeah, this is another
Big ten school. But it has

1026
01:12:12,359 --> 01:12:15,199
nothing to do with sports. But
this is a I don't know what you

1027
01:12:15,319 --> 01:12:17,560
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Tyler is a super talented guy that begins

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myersrvs dot com. I just love
this song. I love this band.

1056
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:36,680
It's Boston. No oh wait,
let me Boston? God? Dare you

1057
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:42,439
you just want a tea party?
A tea bag party? Who is on?

1058
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:47,319
Let me think about this. It's
one of my favorite bands. I

1059
01:14:47,359 --> 01:14:49,840
would say, one of my favorite
bands from back in the day for sure.

1060
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:59,359
Sis that one. No, I
can't even he not clicking for some

1061
01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:05,680
reason to my shrimp in the Valentine's
what happened? That's all I get?

1062
01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:09,560
That's all you get? Hey,
who was the guy that was on the

1063
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:13,319
floor the TV show? Did you
have him in here? Yes? Tommy

1064
01:15:13,399 --> 01:15:16,600
Mack? Yeah? Did he say
what episode he was on? I've been

1065
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:25,039
taping it and it's actually a fun
show. Tommy Mack was on. I

1066
01:15:25,079 --> 01:15:30,239
don't remember exactly what show he was
on. I think it was like last

1067
01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:33,800
last week he was okay because I
was watching I fast forward a little bit,

1068
01:15:34,159 --> 01:15:39,960
especially through commercials. But last night
they had ah, just farm animals

1069
01:15:41,279 --> 01:15:45,439
and one woman or maybe no,
it's just animals and she missed one.

1070
01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:49,600
And eventually you run out of out
of time, you know, cow,

1071
01:15:50,000 --> 01:16:01,319
chicken or monkey whatever, like in
some podcast signs or on the internet like

1072
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:05,439
Pili Fi will be blanked down.
You just have your your Yeah, how

1073
01:16:05,479 --> 01:16:09,680
to tell what it was? Yeah, but it's interesting. I enjoy it.

1074
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:14,039
Yeah, it's not bad. Tommy
did not move on. Yeah,

1075
01:16:14,239 --> 01:16:15,159
yeah, you're one and done.
That's it. Yeah, he was one

1076
01:16:15,239 --> 01:16:20,000
and done. Come on, damn, come on, Doug, come on,

1077
01:16:20,319 --> 01:16:30,680
Doug great White. No skid row, No, not skid row either.

1078
01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:44,560
Tesla, I don't even drive.
It a great radio controversy. I

1079
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:47,520
believe was the album. Oh yeah, because Tesla. Tesla is really the

1080
01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:49,960
guy who've been I know Marconi gets
the credit, but I think it was

1081
01:16:50,039 --> 01:16:57,039
Tesla Necessari. No, you're not
terrible, You're fine. You're fine.

1082
01:16:57,279 --> 01:16:59,880
You're having a rough day. It's
been a little bit of a rough week

1083
01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:02,359
for you. It's Valentine's that you're
feeling a little lonely. I understand.

1084
01:17:02,439 --> 01:17:06,239
That's why somebody just asked me what
I what did I get her for Valentine's

1085
01:17:06,319 --> 01:17:11,239
Day? Get who or some chick? Is it a chicken? Where is

1086
01:17:11,279 --> 01:17:14,119
my Valentine? Is it a woman? You don't? Yes? Should we

1087
01:17:14,199 --> 01:17:19,560
call her? No? Why not? Because okay, okay, not bringing

1088
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:24,000
any of Okay, what see you
do this to me? And then I

1089
01:17:24,039 --> 01:17:28,119
get uncomfortable because you're uncomfortable with and
I uncomfortable I don't even want to say

1090
01:17:29,359 --> 01:17:31,439
acquaintance friend kind of yes, right, but she wants to be more than

1091
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:34,399
friends. No, I don't think
so. Yeah, it's fine. Okay,

1092
01:17:35,479 --> 01:17:38,640
what do you got there? Probably
want to reach her couch coaches,

1093
01:17:40,239 --> 01:17:46,760
see as you can find Uh?
If I said the name themous Tacus matusicus

1094
01:17:47,239 --> 01:17:53,560
Metucuses, but my kiss of my
tucus? Uh? What would you think

1095
01:17:53,600 --> 01:18:00,039
he does? Famous Metucus Femis matucas. Yes, uh beak styles at Harvard.

1096
01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:04,119
Well, if you're not far off. He's a professor of chemical engineering

1097
01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:10,720
at Penn State University. Number one
wrestling in the country, is it really?

1098
01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:15,520
And in twenty seventeen, he was
the recipient of the Premier Teaching Award

1099
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:19,279
from the Penn State Engineering Alumni Society. That's a pretty big honor. Yeah,

1100
01:18:19,439 --> 01:18:23,720
and that's a really strong school academically. I mean, I know we

1101
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:26,960
think of sports and stuff, but
they have some really great programs there.

1102
01:18:27,279 --> 01:18:31,279
He's an award winning professor. He
has been accused of performing sexual acts on

1103
01:18:31,359 --> 01:18:35,840
his dog in a public park and
you couldn't come up with anything better.

1104
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:40,239
On Valentine's Day With me coming in, we're going to talk about doggie style.

1105
01:18:41,279 --> 01:18:54,479
Is it a what kind of dog
collige? It's lassie Billy fell on

1106
01:18:54,520 --> 01:19:00,720
the well, don't make me fall
for that one. He's sponsored by Chiff.

1107
01:19:05,119 --> 01:19:09,199
He should probably come to Fairport and
find a hooker. Uh. The

1108
01:19:09,319 --> 01:19:14,920
allegations. Okay, so check this
out. This is the fucking wild this

1109
01:19:15,159 --> 01:19:17,800
wildest story. How do you get
caught? Okay, I'm about to tell

1110
01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:20,840
you. I'm about to tell you
how he got caught. This is crazy.

1111
01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:27,479
Uh, the allegations. Okay,
So let's see. He's a professor

1112
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:31,760
of Kevin Jineering has been charged with
additional crimes counts of indecent a decent exposure,

1113
01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:39,000
burglary of an overnight accommodation, criminal
trespassing, and disorderly conduct. Those

1114
01:19:39,119 --> 01:19:43,279
allegations came in addition to the charges
filed against him last June, which included

1115
01:19:43,359 --> 01:19:47,000
one count each of sexual intercourse with
an animal, cruelty to animals, indecent

1116
01:19:47,039 --> 01:19:50,880
exposure, open lewdness, and disorderly
conduct, and Valentine's say, I just

1117
01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:53,880
didn't want you to feel bad about
yourself. So I was trying to find

1118
01:19:53,920 --> 01:20:02,000
a guy going on a lollipop farm, and it has to be called lollipop.

1119
01:20:02,119 --> 01:20:08,800
Well, if you get a chihuahay
yyyyabo Tuesday. That was yesterday.

1120
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:15,960
Previously reported, The allegations in the
case stem from a trail camera being put

1121
01:20:15,079 --> 01:20:21,159
up in this park in April in
response to so in twenty twenty three bags

1122
01:20:21,199 --> 01:20:28,000
of hand sanitizer that they probably had
to refill hand sanitizing stations at the park

1123
01:20:28,279 --> 01:20:31,680
were stolen from public bathrooms. So
how are they going to catch who's doing

1124
01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:35,560
this mischief in the park. They
set up trail cams. Oh, they

1125
01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:42,319
found something they didn't expect, and
that would be this award winning professor he

1126
01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:47,199
was. Yeah, they captured shocking
footage. The camera allegedly captured him at

1127
01:20:47,199 --> 01:20:53,600
about eight o'clock at night, walking
around with his pet Collie, wearing nothing

1128
01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:58,600
but a ski mask, a north
faced backpack, boots in a wristwatch to

1129
01:20:58,760 --> 01:21:01,840
his north face. That's just that's
a that's a big red flag with me,

1130
01:21:02,079 --> 01:21:08,279
is it? You gotta stay right, you gotta yeah, face down,

1131
01:21:08,960 --> 01:21:14,199
north face. Uh. He can
allegedly be seen masturbating in an area

1132
01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:18,319
near the women's public restroom before engaging
in a sexual act with his dog.

1133
01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:24,439
It also appeared that he was using
a silver epad to record himself performing the

1134
01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:29,880
incident. The indecent act on the
animal. They've got to have a state

1135
01:21:30,279 --> 01:21:33,720
like North Dakota. Just put a
wall around it and be like, have

1136
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:39,079
a great life. Here's the thing. But the define this is insane,

1137
01:21:39,319 --> 01:21:43,720
right, This is stuff that we
would say there what we have criminal behavior

1138
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:47,800
for this. Years ago, there
was a guy in Williamson. They used

1139
01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:50,279
to call him the moon Man of
Williamson because he would try to have sex

1140
01:21:50,359 --> 01:21:54,640
with cows and he would get locked
out. That the yeah, the move

1141
01:21:54,680 --> 01:21:58,920
man. Well I didn't know this
because he got arrested for going over to

1142
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:03,039
they a calf that was tied up
and they found him letting the calf flacio

1143
01:22:03,199 --> 01:22:06,439
him right like a calf would.
And then when I talked about it,

1144
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:12,319
on the radio. People called up
again, Well, I just think of

1145
01:22:12,359 --> 01:22:14,279
like feeding from a bottle, you
know, right, Yeah, I got

1146
01:22:14,399 --> 01:22:15,760
it. I'm just trying to put
the picture in your head. Doggie,

1147
01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:18,920
I don't know where you are.
So the people call up and go,

1148
01:22:19,079 --> 01:22:23,840
that's the move man from Williamson.
Man. He's done this before, he's

1149
01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:28,159
been he's did that before with cows. So this guy is walking around naked

1150
01:22:28,239 --> 01:22:32,319
from from the waist down. So
they execute a search of his home,

1151
01:22:32,880 --> 01:22:38,760
where rangers say he appeared very nervous
when they informed him that they were specifically

1152
01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:44,039
looking for a silver iPad believed to
have been used to record unlawful sexual acts

1153
01:22:44,079 --> 01:22:46,920
with a dog. He started to
quote unquote panic, What do I have

1154
01:22:47,079 --> 01:22:50,439
to do to get you to shoot
me? I need to die? He

1155
01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:56,279
allegedly said wow, yeah, and
they turned up several items from his home,

1156
01:22:56,399 --> 01:23:01,600
including the ski mask, the North
Bay's backpack in the silver and his

1157
01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:06,479
pet Collie also matched the description of
the dog on the trail camp. But

1158
01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:11,720
here's my you go, he didn't
put lipstick on the dog or save his

1159
01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:15,880
hat, or you do that lipstick
on a pig? I don't know,

1160
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:21,319
but there's a fine line makes you
think that fucking your animal is I don't

1161
01:23:21,359 --> 01:23:27,039
know, I you know what.
That's actually one good thing with AI coming

1162
01:23:28,279 --> 01:23:33,199
that they will have sexual deviates.
They'll be able to make a robot dog

1163
01:23:34,079 --> 01:23:38,319
cow from mister mumu. Something that
just all right, okay, get ordered

1164
01:23:38,399 --> 01:23:43,119
off. Something that you're saying right
now, because instead of if this guy

1165
01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:49,359
who clearly contributed to society so much
so that the alumni who had gone through

1166
01:23:49,439 --> 01:23:54,640
his classes have awarded him an award, and he's an engineer at a high

1167
01:23:54,720 --> 01:24:00,640
level university. It's that borderline between
genius and insanity. And he said when

1168
01:24:00,680 --> 01:24:01,439
he got caught, he goes,
look, this is what I do to

1169
01:24:01,479 --> 01:24:06,680
blow off steam. Please don't just
kill me. And he goes and he's

1170
01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:13,039
been released on unsecured bail. I
don't sounds like but he's just saying like,

1171
01:24:13,359 --> 01:24:15,600
this is what I do to blow
off steam. No one's getting hurt.

1172
01:24:16,079 --> 01:24:20,920
He didn't harm another person ranch or
bunny ranch. But to your point

1173
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:28,359
with AI, I mean they've got
artificial apparatuses for men and women. Yes,

1174
01:24:29,079 --> 01:24:31,119
okay, but you have a blow
up. Now here comes something that

1175
01:24:31,239 --> 01:24:36,159
would be they have blow up goats, dogs, yes they do. Yeah,

1176
01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:41,720
so let's take it to this.
You say AI, and you get

1177
01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:45,399
a dog, looks like a dog, marks like a dog, lifts his

1178
01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:48,199
leg like a dog, not a
dog. Right, guy gets to have

1179
01:24:48,279 --> 01:24:55,000
his way with it, right,
No one cares if we believe that people

1180
01:24:55,079 --> 01:24:58,960
are born this way, right,
no matter what it is you're born.

1181
01:24:59,119 --> 01:25:01,840
I can't help it. I have
sexual urgeses. All this the same thing

1182
01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:08,039
with people who are pedophiles, who
for whatever reason, and you can't have

1183
01:25:08,159 --> 01:25:13,439
a society where you just can't with
with people like that. But would you

1184
01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:16,279
give them an AI And that's the
creepy thing in the world. I mean

1185
01:25:16,319 --> 01:25:19,279
that that would I would put them
in a gated community. But would that

1186
01:25:19,319 --> 01:25:21,600
be the most fucked up thing in
the world if all of a sudden you

1187
01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:26,119
saw and the guys he's got this
little kid, and he goes, well,

1188
01:25:27,840 --> 01:25:30,439
you're in the gated community with everybody
else. You're not coming out into

1189
01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:33,880
no, I know, society.
But I mean, it's a it's a

1190
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:40,039
it's a weird thing because here's this
guy who is going to spend time in

1191
01:25:40,199 --> 01:25:44,159
jail, probably lose his job,
deemed a complete freak and a weirdo,

1192
01:25:44,279 --> 01:25:45,880
and all this shit. Who knows
he may have been the wonder. Not

1193
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:48,319
that he did. He was an
engineer. But let's say you found some

1194
01:25:48,479 --> 01:25:53,079
physicists or I don't know, somebody
who was able to to find the cure

1195
01:25:53,119 --> 01:25:55,279
to cancer, and all of a
sudden you found out he was fucking his

1196
01:25:55,359 --> 01:25:58,640
colleague on a trail cam in the
backwoods, and we just everything goes.

1197
01:25:59,319 --> 01:26:00,800
I don't know, how do we? Is there a way to separate?

1198
01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:03,319
I'm asking, I don't know the
answer to this. Is there a way

1199
01:26:03,359 --> 01:26:06,880
to separate the deviant behavior from the
genius behavior? Where is there? I

1200
01:26:06,960 --> 01:26:11,600
don't know, doc, What havepp'ted? Was just right and wrong? I

1201
01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:14,640
know, but I did all this
great stuff. Can you let me have

1202
01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:18,359
this? Yes, you are.
It's a it's a very very it's a

1203
01:26:19,359 --> 01:26:23,880
like you can't wrap your head around
it. I find the comedic value in

1204
01:26:23,960 --> 01:26:26,680
it again again another person, I
want to go, I mean, who's

1205
01:26:26,720 --> 01:26:30,079
got the why on? Who you
know? Who's taking who for a walk?

1206
01:26:30,239 --> 01:26:35,760
Who's got the calira on? Fetch
uh? I don't it's it's just

1207
01:26:36,359 --> 01:26:40,159
just a very bizarre thing. And
then just something. As I think about

1208
01:26:40,159 --> 01:26:42,640
it, I go, this guy
will be scrapped from society. Who knows

1209
01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:45,359
if he could have been a contributing
factor to society. And then part of

1210
01:26:45,439 --> 01:26:48,680
society is it's for thirty seconds.
Wow, and now you're onto the next

1211
01:26:48,760 --> 01:26:53,000
big story. Yes, so that
is the way. So there might be

1212
01:26:53,119 --> 01:26:59,159
some college out there that really appreciates
mental ability. Yeah, because then somebody's

1213
01:26:59,159 --> 01:27:02,840
gonna go away, by the way
college. Yeah, you just can't dog

1214
01:27:02,960 --> 01:27:08,600
walk anything. Hey, pull your
hair back. That long hair really gotta

1215
01:27:12,600 --> 01:27:15,119
he got fleases. He's shutting.
It's just very strange. I mean,

1216
01:27:15,159 --> 01:27:17,439
you really got to be careful of
who you text, what you text.

1217
01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:21,359
It used to be emails. People
used to keep emails. That's how you

1218
01:27:21,359 --> 01:27:29,760
get caught cheating. There was one
Madison dot com Ashley Madison that was that

1219
01:27:30,760 --> 01:27:34,680
was supposed to be for cheating for
yes, right, but then the wife

1220
01:27:34,920 --> 01:27:41,800
or would put in their email and
it would come up with your password because

1221
01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:45,279
obviously they were there. Right,
So you got to be careful what you

1222
01:27:45,319 --> 01:27:47,279
put out there, face to face
or you know, a phone call.

1223
01:27:48,199 --> 01:27:53,840
You're better off just becoming a hermit
these days. Yeah, eating shrimp and

1224
01:27:53,960 --> 01:27:58,960
the sitting by yourself yelling at the
TV, flipping off the Kansas City chief.

1225
01:27:59,319 --> 01:28:01,319
That was not what I thank you
by the way all the talks go

1226
01:28:01,399 --> 01:28:03,760
to HEV Do you watch that?
No? All right, I'm a kung

1227
01:28:03,840 --> 01:28:06,560
fu panic kind of guy. I
enjoy kung Fu. Pana love it.

1228
01:28:06,640 --> 01:28:10,119
And there's a new one coming out. You can take your nephew number four?

1229
01:28:11,560 --> 01:28:14,079
Well, I mean, or would
you go by show? You can't?

1230
01:28:14,119 --> 01:28:16,159
You gotta wait for that to come
on TV. Could you take an

1231
01:28:16,159 --> 01:28:23,119
Ai child? O? God,
it is terrible, It's insane. Yeah.

1232
01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:26,399
What else is happening in the douct
world? You got comedy coming up?

1233
01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:29,319
Comedy coming I get three shows?
Yeah, I got one this weekend

1234
01:28:29,319 --> 01:28:32,199
with Dani leverdo this weekend comedy story. Yep. So if anybody's out there,

1235
01:28:32,920 --> 01:28:36,319
this one's in uh is this a
private one in Buffalo? No,

1236
01:28:36,760 --> 01:28:41,520
that's next month, okay, Dan
Viola Okay, sorry, it's in the

1237
01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:46,000
pew. And then this one's out
in Perry. Okay. And when is

1238
01:28:46,039 --> 01:28:50,279
it? Saturday night? Eight o'clock, seven, seven thirty? Thank you?

1239
01:28:50,399 --> 01:28:54,159
All right? And what do you
are you MCing? Are you just

1240
01:28:54,239 --> 01:28:57,720
doing a fifteen minutes? Okay?
Yeah? Good? And then one else?

1241
01:28:58,039 --> 01:29:00,399
We got the April fourth show.
April fourth, Greg greg Owens,

1242
01:29:00,439 --> 01:29:03,359
yeh, I'm excited about that and
just getting back into things and taking some

1243
01:29:03,479 --> 01:29:08,760
time and trying to write some comedy. Yeah, all right, do you

1244
01:29:08,800 --> 01:29:10,840
ever want to write let me know? Okay, yeah, we should have

1245
01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:15,680
to sit down right with you.
Okay, what nothing. We're not gonna

1246
01:29:15,720 --> 01:29:19,640
do dog porn jokes, doing dog
porn joke. I wasn't doing dog porn

1247
01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:24,960
jokes. We went from a hooker
in Fairport to uh, it's Valentine's Day.

1248
01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:28,479
There's a love of all kinds,
love of all creatures, dog,

1249
01:29:28,720 --> 01:29:33,239
love of all creatures. Some professor
out in the Midwest banging his college.

1250
01:29:33,279 --> 01:29:38,359
Well this was in Pennsylvania. Okay, right, Penn State. Oh right,

1251
01:29:39,039 --> 01:29:42,479
I'm sorry, Yeah, by Alzheimer's. Yeah, maybe you don't have

1252
01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:45,000
it wrong. Maybe it was a
University of Pennsylvania. Let me make sure

1253
01:29:45,560 --> 01:29:47,359
Penn State, University state. Yeah, he was Penn State, not IVY

1254
01:29:47,439 --> 01:29:50,239
League. The other's IVY League.
I just watched them in the duel against

1255
01:29:50,479 --> 01:29:57,159
Iowa State in wrestling. Yeah,
Penn State. One state has won the

1256
01:29:57,239 --> 01:30:04,520
past ten n c e chammpionships except
for one to Ohio State. Really,

1257
01:30:04,640 --> 01:30:09,319
so the closest I's I ever got
to ten was with Dan Gable. He

1258
01:30:09,439 --> 01:30:15,479
coached nine and he lost his old
alma mater, Iowa State, really and

1259
01:30:15,600 --> 01:30:20,840
he had some top guns and huge
upsets. So I think they were thinking

1260
01:30:21,239 --> 01:30:26,359
cal Sanderson would get ten in a
row, and I think he's got five

1261
01:30:26,399 --> 01:30:29,680
in a row. Why have you
ever gone back and coached. I don't

1262
01:30:29,720 --> 01:30:31,880
think I could give the out of
the kids what I want out of them.

1263
01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:34,520
And I would be too hard ass
because I'd be too old school because

1264
01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:38,920
my coach was old school. Yeah. So but that doesn't mean that,

1265
01:30:39,199 --> 01:30:41,880
and it's a lot of time and
effort that I don't have. Yeah,

1266
01:30:42,199 --> 01:30:44,960
you're not making money on coaching.
I mean, after you get up so

1267
01:30:45,039 --> 01:30:46,279
many years, your pay goes up. But it's a lot of time and

1268
01:30:46,319 --> 01:30:50,319
effort. Yeah. So I'd have
to give up bartending. I'd have to

1269
01:30:50,319 --> 01:30:54,520
give up comedy because you can't do
that on the weekend. In so a

1270
01:30:54,560 --> 01:31:00,000
lot of months, Yeah, November
to uh February, it's a long time,

1271
01:31:00,079 --> 01:31:05,319
kind of like your packcast November to
February. Body all in twenty twenty

1272
01:31:05,359 --> 01:31:12,119
four. That's right, man,
we're making it happen for Doug. I'm

1273
01:31:12,159 --> 01:31:15,600
so sorry about the forty nine.
Yeah, I feel next year it could

1274
01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:18,560
be worse. Valentine's Day. Okay, it is worse. I'm Bill Moran.

1275
01:31:18,920 --> 01:31:19,960
Well see tomorrow.