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also known as Twitter Mark. I don't know if you remember this guy,
Kevin may actually Frank Logan, Yeah I do. Yeah, he sold for
Warm, Yeah, he sold for Warm one on one point three. Uh.
Frank was a great guy. Passed away today. Was living with with
cancer. I believe it had spread to his liver. But I always liked
Frank and he would call various radio like even when we all worked for one
company and then pieces got sold off because one company pulled out of the market
and they sold off the stations and Frank went to one group and I went
with another, and he used to call and then when I when I switched
stations again, he would call the shows and because they were talk shows,
he would get on. He would leave me messages. I think he and
I were trying to meet up for lunch. Then I was at a party
and he and I just sat and talked for a while. And I always
liked him, and he always had very complimentary things to say about my wife
as a trainer when I was married, that she really taught him how to
do the job. Uh. Yes, I'm going to say that too.
Yeah, I mean her training, her training, it's fantastic. So but
so, Frank was really cool and I'm bummed. And then here comes the
thing is like, I go, I want to go to the calling hours,
but I don't want to go to calling hours because I don't want to
see everybody, right, I get that it just comes the outcast. I
know, it's like I know not that, but I just as like I
don't want but you know that that's being selfish. But at the same time,
I you know, there's another friend of mine that I didn't get to
anything for and who passed away as well. And it's been weird, been
weird, and people feel guilty. I mean, if you can't go or
you don't want to go and you're still thinking that it doesn't mean that you're
not well. Most of the time, you're going out of respect for the
family. The family, Yeah, wouldn't you. You would go out of
respect for the family. Sometimes you're going to be seen. Sometimes you're going
to be seen. It's my mom's right. Yeah, I'm Belle Moran.
Yeah, west Side. Absolutely no, I went out of respect for you.
I went out of it, you know, I would go. But
a lot of times I knew his wife a little bit. I met his
kids a few times. You know, sometimes they think like just a conversation
or a prayer is good. But anyway, I feel terrible because he was
just a just one of the like just one of the good ones, you
know, greats, worked hard, just everything he liked, and kind and
and probably had one of the nicest demeanors of anybody I've ever known. I
do remember basically everything you're not. I do remember. I remember really funny
situation once. How do I say this? Some it was it him,
I think it was his account. It was a bar or something, and
we were out there watching football and some other guy shows up with his wife
and the wife is running up a bill. But on the radio station.
And it wasn't really the radio station. It was I think it was Frank's.
And Frank finally has to go, hey, hey, hey man,
you gotta get your wife. That's top I get but in the kindest way,
like you know, and in almost a joke, you way. I
think I'm remembering that story right, But but I don't know. I'm not
sure anybody have a ring? Doorbell? No? No, do you have
a ring? Doorbell? You do? Do you really? Do you ever
see anything on it? Oh? No, I think you mentioned the door.
I'm a doorbell, the ring, the ring, the camera. Oh
no, them send this weird show, So they send you weird ship all
the time, just deer and running through the Yeah, okay, I'm taking
a piss in the bushes, you know whatever. I got sucked into a
compilation video? What the best of the Ring? The best of what on
the Ring? What would I what would capture my attention that I sat there?
And I didn't watch it once, I didn't watch it twice. I
watched it five or six times. It's either Porsche pirates or banging no in
on the poort, no farts. It's people like delivery people, right,
they ring the doorbell, or a neighbor comes over, like with a cast
roll. They got like a Dutch oven. That's what it's called. Yes,
it's the dish. They come. They're holding it there and all of
a sudden here and then the guy goes hey, going like no one but
they think no one sees it, and somebody, so I go. Here's
another example that I have say all the time, the world is designed by
geniuses to be run by idiots. You can watch what's happening around your home
anywhere in the world you are. You can answer your door if somebody's there,
go hey, what's going on? Yeah, we're sick in here.
We got COVID. We can't come to the door. And you could be
on a beach in Mexico, right, but you could do that from anywhere
with the ring doorbell. That was a shark tank pitch ring doorbell. Shut
up. I believe it was really. Oh well, that's amazing. I
love hearing that. So which one of the sharks cut is getting residuals off
something that they didn't invent, By the way, They did nothing but just
go hey, good idea. But they put a lot of money behind it.
So or some money behind it. I would assume you gotta let me
know if that I didn't know that. I feel like it or it was
or it was turned down. It was either that or it was turned down
by Shark Tank. One of the two, okay, but either way,
right, ring doorbell, I mean people have them just in their homes.
I think, like I, maybe you can get three or four cameras and
so you can get one inside and one outside. So you've have you ever
seen video of your it was? It was turned down by the sharks?
Really they said no. They said no, and then I've made a billion
dollars. Good good. I'm glad. It makes me happy, and I
bit you. The Sharks would say the same thing. But have you ever
seen yourself on a ring doorbell? I haven't no any footage, Kevin,
of you and the neighbors stumbling out of their house or anything going viral.
There maybe the video of us pushing Bob across the street and they couldn't make
it. So my brother is a ring doorbell camera and I I don't believe
I've talked about this on the podcast, but I was up there this summer
for Moran Stock and my mom and I wouldn't tell the story at the time
because I thought it would concern some family members. But the video did go
out to me and I went looking for it today and I can't find I
think I deleted it. But it's so. My mom just had hip surgery.
Moran Stock was over Labor Day weekend. My brother calls him Moran Stock
Full. He has a full band, kegs, a big slip and slide
into the pond. Everybody camps out on his property. It's just a big
old party. And I was there the night before the actual party, and
he has a pretty steep hill and a nice fire pit down with you know,
big anrondeck chairs around the fire pit. And my mother was gonna needed
wanted to go to the bathroom since she was going to walk up the hill,
and I think she was actually using a cane. She didn't normally,
but she was using the cane just to get up the hill. And her
hip was pretty bad. So, uh, I'm she kind of hooks onto
me and I go be careful because I'm both drunk and high. I say
this to my mom, I'm drunk and high. I ain't gummies and I
was. I was drinking and then my sister in law comes. So now
the three of us walk up the hill. We get to the front door.
It's just recovering from the broken leg. My sister in law recovering from
the broken leg that I believe because she fell at a roller skating party for
the kids. She went to help someone who fell some other kid came wiped
her out, broken in several places. She has screws, several screws in
her pins in her legs, and some of them are coming loose. Oh
yeah, that's good. Yeah. No, So I don't know what the
worst situation is. Your sister in law with a broken leg, you drunk
and higher, your mom with the cane, Okay, probably you? So
wait, so now this is all on the ring doorbell video and I nope.
I know my brother has it and I won't call to get it.
And I haven't talked about this because I didn't want other family members to be
worried or anything that would get out. So we get up to the house
mark and I'm gonna be the nice guy. I'm gonna hold the door.
So I climb up the steps, two steps, and I hold the door,
and my sister in law is very little she's short and she's petite,
and she's sort of behind my mom, and my mom all of a sudden
comes up and she misses a step and she goes whoa and back into the
garden, like into the garden to the point where there's like a you know
how you get chalk outlines on the other they do a chalk outline in the
body in the garden of the mulch, there's a chalk outline of my mom.
Right, So the ring doorbell camera just shows me holding the door.
I don't move. I just stand there and I go all right, and
then I shut the door. Oh my god, and the door shuts and
my mother's just laying there and my sister's like, wait to spring into action.
Now, there were two reasons why I didn't drown high. That's number.
Okay, there's two. There's two. The other two reasons why.
The other reason was I'm like, first of all, I don't want to
be moving someone who could be severely injured. That this is what was going
on in my high brain. I wanted to make sure a she wasn't dead,
she didn't have she didn't land on. They had like a brick barrier
to the garden. She missed that. She went clear in the garden and
I wanted to make sure she's okay. And my sister in law was right
there, so but I kept holding the door on the ring doorbell. It's
a good it's a good three Mississippi that I got that door. After my
mother goes down, did I show you the video? Reached out, Oh,
you already ripped out to my brother. Possibly and maybe we'll get it
before the end of the show. It's hilarious, And I go, I
need to ring doorbell because of all the funny shit that you see. You
know, people come, uh and Halloween. Oh, Stephanie id was in
here Halloween. She forgot to get candy, so she went out too late
on Halloween Day, like three o'clock in the afternoon. Everything's sold out.
She can't find it, so she gets hand sanitizer mini ones. I still
call bullshit on that. But you couldn't find any candy at anything. I
don't know that we're not out of candy, all right, Well maybe she
was trying a bit, I don't know. So she put it out there
with a you know, take one and kids were coming up the ring doorbell
camera and go you suck. The fuck is this shit? The fuck is
this? And some other kids are going, hey, cool, thanks,
ain't out. So I don't know. But this leads to another problem,
is like the mindless scrolling I get on. I don't know about you,
guys. I open up and the first thing that pops up, if it's
funny, I'm now going scrolling. I'm scrolling and I'm stopping at maybe go
three four, I'll say yeah, yeah, yeah, oh what's this and
I and I sop, do you have that problem? Yes, it's the
worst. It's what turns a five minute dump into a fifteen minute Ye.
No, but but but no matter what, it is like I and a
lot of times I'm opening up social media to post a video, I'll go
fifteen minutes. In those I'll go fifteen minutes and forget. So then I
was looking at different things because scrolling is like a problem. There are articles
about it, how to stop and how to do all that stuff. So
I would say this is a good way. If you find yourself scrolling throughout
the day on social media, right, and it's distracting and maybe maybe I
don't know, it can eat up your day like you couldn't start something,
and to be you lose twenty minutes, right, I just did a time
suck. I got here at six. I was in the car of my
iPad. Why don't I just walk in because I wanted to. I was
checking something out and I ended up for twenty five minutes looking at up people
trashing Josh Allen and it was pissing me off, and I got more mad.
So I want to hear what this next person was gonna say. Yeah,
this next person was gonna say. I kept getting more pissed off,
and I kept all right, I'll tell you this. And I do do
this for real, And I don't know if it's something that's a effective for
everybody or not. Set a timer and when the timer goes off, and
I do this every day I read. I make sure I read at least
ten pages a day, and instead of counting the pages, I just set
a timer for a half hour. And I'm usually more than ten pages,
but sometimes I well, usually it's more than ten pages. But I'm going,
no asshole, but so setting in timer or I'll set it in here,
I'll go all right, I'm gonna work on ads for an hour.
I'm gonna work on prep for an hour, and that way I'm not all
day, my brain isn't stuck on one thing, and then that way I
can go. So I think the timer things a great idea. Some people
put social apps on their iPad and not their phone, so that way,
cause your iPad's usually not right in your hand all the time, so when
you open it up, it's right there. It's actually a good idea.
But it is a good idea. But then they're gonna take my iPad in
the bathroom, take it down, breath exactly. But then there are stupid
ones like put your phone in another room. What the fuck? No,
I'm not doing I'm not putting my phone in another room. You know what.
I I use my phone to listen to music. I have apps on
there that I stream music through. I'm not I'm not doing. Sometimes people
actually call that are relevant or text come in. I mean, I get,
you know, Kevin trying to get everybody riled up, shipping stir shitting
shirts. What am I saying? Yeah, delete the app, deactivating account.
These are dumb read read a physical book fuck you that's from the same
people that tells you how to tell people they stay Yeah, But then somebody
says create create designated phone time and no phone time. To me, that's
stupid. Yeah, it's called when I'm sleeping. Here here's an interesting one,
no phone time. Turn your phone on black and white mode. I
didn't even know you could do that. It makes it less appealing to look
at what's black and white mode? I don't. Yeah, you can do
black and white mode on your phone. I guess porn from the sixties.
I am a fan of seventies porn. Oh, there you go. Still
seventies porn is in color though, That's why I said sixties. Yeah,
is there sixties porn? I come on, there's gotta be I've never seen
sixties porn. Uh. They used to have what they called stag films or
snuff snuff films. Why I don't remember. Snuff films I think were slightly
were different. Stag films were like black and white stripper. I don't know
that there was sex in the stag Yeah. They were showing happy days.
They would yeah, yeah, yeah, they go hey, no here day.
It was more almost like probably a burlesque show than it was maybe anything,
but I'm not sure. I don't know what the first porno was I
don't know. I might have to look that up, you know, gar,
I don't know this, Okay, well I don't either. But this
is the town that invented the camera Kodak. Yes, how quickly before someone
took a new shot in their house. Who was the guy George didn't know?
But maybe, but who is the guy that convinced his wife let me
take a naked picture of you? Or vice versa, the wife convinced the
old man. I had to have happened. There's no way it didn't happen.
There's no ass I just don't think we think everything's puritan. Humans have
been humans, have been humans always. There is no way that teenagers fifty
years ago would have not done the same thing that kids today were when they
were you know, sell newdies whatever, send a naked It is true because
because all you're gonna do the brain you want to see it, and you
just didn't have the technology for it. We had the Kodak disposable cameras,
and we used to do that. Yeah, I used to take shots down
my pants all the time, we're down my ass, or sometimes I used
to go, yeah, lacouche de le mairee, sleeping time for the bride
first porno? What year nineteen forty nine? Closest to the pend let's go
nineteen forty nine, sixty two eighteen? I'm right? So so wait wait
wait when did when was Kodak? When did Kodak come into existence? Eighteen
ninety two? I thought I thought Kodak was was founded in May of eighteen
ninety two. That's that's going to be my guess. That's actually a good
guess. Remember I had the hat what was it eighteen eighty eight? I
had the hat? They had the when they did their anniversary? Yeah?
Yeah, so what did they do with the so that had to be silent?
I mean was there? It was French? I don't know, Yeah,
oh French? Is the French? There you go, the French doing
it? Do you have a nice New Year's No? At toabaldrop. Let
me let me tell you the story about this. All right, well,
hang on, how bad is it? It's not bad at all? Damn
it? Okay to get a little while we can. No, it's actually
gonna be disappointing because it's actually so lame that what did what did you do?
Oh? I forgot you're you're you're kind of settled down. No,
okay, I got I got like some sort of of a floor. I've
been sick like three times in the last month and a half, so I
didn't go with Marianne to New Year's Eve. I stayed home and I rest
something online that if you if you watch Forrest Gump, start starting at ten
thirty eight pm, yeah, you'll do the countdown with Forrest and Lieutenant Dan.
Okay, and you did? I did it? Did it work?
Yes? It was also freaking cool. I was on my phone. If
you start in the air tonight at this point at midnight, it'll be the
drum beat wow for four different ones. I was dying all of a sudden,
and then you turn it on at ten thirty eight, ten thirty eight,
Where did you find? You just ran it? No param it was
it's on Paramount. It's not Paramount bus. Okay, swing streaming? Then,
yeah, I streamed it, so I just got already, you know,
and start. I started with the with the Paramount, you know,
the the thing that they show and then going to the movie. I guess
that's where you were supposed to because it was exactly on. But this is
how much of a loser I am something like that made my whole a loser.
Yes, I think that's that's debatable. Started thumb. That maybe be
true, but I don't. I don't know that's loser risk. You weren't
feeling well. He did something kind of that made memorables going around pretty well.
My mom got it type A. She went and got swabbed at the
doctor because she was so concerned. I was happy. I had to take
I took a COVID test just to make sure. But I watched the game.
Yeah, I watched the game. But I get a color. Were
you were you drunk when you called text me? I don't remember texting.
I don't know I was drunk, but he was. He was pissed off
about that game. Oh yeah, the Bills game. Yeah, I wasn't
pissed off about it. I think you're kind of over. You're like I
was. Actually I wasn't. I had I think I had one get us
the entire game. Okay, all right, well I was actually watching with
the boys, so yeah, all right, we'll take a moment when we
come back. Josh Allen snubbed for Pro Bowl AFC Quarterback Pro Bowl. You
know what the Pro Bowl is? ESPN fucking bullshit. Here we go.
I'm gonna explain that I'm not sure that I disagree with his snub. I'm
gonna argue your absolutely everybody's a Pro Bowl player because everybody turns it down.
Well, he would turn it town. He's never played in it. But
he's not one of the tie. He's not one of the three. There's
THREEFC quarterbacks named. He is not one of them. I'm gonna tell you
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calendar from nineteen ninety six because he can use it again this year. Really,
Yes, So they're selling nineteen ninety six calendars if you had them,
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big Bucks is considered. But this is the number one song in nineteen ninety
six. It happened a couple of years. Then they re brought brought back
out the old number of the old fire side calendars. Yeah, one of
the years matched up. I think it was like three or four years ago,
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Ah. Remember ninety six was a great fucking year. Nineteen ninety six.
Yeah, had got back together with Sammy Hagar. Oh yeah, we
were at sam We were at Sammon, right, I was doing afternoons.
Yes, yeah, I hadn't that bill yet. I don't think I got
fired yet. No, No, I think you you didn't get fired yet.
That wasn't one of your five firings. I didn't five fiery, all
right. Three I don't think double digits all right. So, wildly important
game coming up for the Buffalo Bills. But before we get to that,
Josh Allen, was he snubbed? Did he deserve a Pro Bowl? Nod?
Of course he did. Tua, Lamar and Mahomes got one for the
AFC quarterbacks for the Pro Bowl. Why do you say he deserved one over
those three because he's second. He's on second right now and right behind Lamar
in MVP. Still that game, so I don't think so I saw it
today, I can't imagine. I was fighting with that person on facebo imagine
this. He got two rushing touchdowns, Well he got he had fifteen rushing
touchdowns this so he got two shitty game? He plead, he's still got
two rushing touchdowns, right, But that's not I mean, if we're going,
if you want to put him in as a running back, then fine,
I would say this is fine. I think if Mahomes had gone to
the toilet earlier in the year, I agree, he would be out.
Now. Want to be in because all's playing batter. I'm gonna tell you
what I think it is, and I to since you brought up Mahomes.
I think Mahomes is in for historical reasons. I think his I think his
history is there. If you look at the stats this year. I think
Mahomes had maybe twenty yards more passing than Josh. It's neck eligible, right,
basically nothing. He has zero rushing touchdowns, Josh has fifteen. But
we're going for a quarterback, and I think that Josh Allen is the guy
that I would say how often they I'll ask you this as a fan,
how often are you sitting on the edge of your seat, going, please,
don't throw this game away, Josh? Come on a lot? But
oh, here's the thing. I think there are four games this year that
you can hang on Josh losing on the team. Okay, four He doesn't
play fucking defense, I understand, But he also is throwing the ball away,
right, but he's also taking him down. Let's put it this way.
He took him down. Look, they're ten and six. The guy's
done, unbela took him down to tie, to tie the or he took
him down. No, they went in know overtime, yes, and they
didn't let him take the ball with twenty seconds left. His McDermott is an
idiot. Okay, so we know he hasn't won a game in overtime yet
night right, Okay, so we throw that one out that wasn't his fat
He played those probably the best games he played in the season. Okay,
Denver, they made the field goal, but all of a sudden, there
was what eleven people, They missed the field goal because Danny and I were
there. No, they got it the thirst they got it, and then
that's makeup and they got they didn't they missed it. Then the Bills got
called for eleven men on the field, so they get another shot and that's
when they made it. Danny and I were there. I was in the
stands for that game. They lost the game. Yes, so it wasn't
them, it was Denver. Denver was kicking the field right, yes,
Oka, I'm sorry, Okay, I can't argue with you because you didn't
even know what you're talking about one percent. So okay, so that that's
coaching. What's yeah, that's what's the other one there. But but but
that game, I mean, come on, I don't know if Josh is
hurt or if if Stefan Diggs is hurt. I don't know when they but
then when they played New England, he it was time management. Again,
that's a coaching thing. So you kind of like played like ship in the
DUTs game they play. Of course they played like ship. Yeah, but
then they you know, they've had two A plus games this year, two
A plus games in my opinion, Miami, Miami at home and Dallas at
home. They BEATKC. They beat But I wouldn't say a plus game.
No, I'm saying anytime, you know Buffalo Bills, we think, yeah,
okay, you going to Kansas City, I give it. I would
say eight plus games were those games because those are the Buffalo Bills that were
everybody expects every at the beginning of the past couple of seasons, have we
not expected that we're going to see more Miami games? We're going to see
this And that was right after Miami dropped seventy on Denver, right, yeah,
and then Miami came in. We think about it is those four guys
that you've listened off, Alan, Mahomes, Lamar and Tua. Yeah,
one of the four of them is going to be in the Super Bowl.
So one of those spots is going to be well, I'll tell you what.
Lamar is definitely m VP. Oh. I don't think you can do
anything about that, you know, as much as you know, say m
VP for you know, I'd rather be I'd rather have Allen the m v
P of a Super Bowl than a regular season I agree because Lamar is everybody
saying. And that's why I was fighting with people in the car, because
people are trying to see Lamar is better than Josh Allen. Josh Allen's won
four playoff games, Lamar's won one, and and Allen's beat him, and
Allen's beat him in the playoffs, right, and and the AFC Championship this
year could be potentially Buffalo in the rings, that's what that's what they want,
you think so well, because they want Kansas City and Baltimore. No,
they want Buffalo and Baltimore because Buffalo can actually beat Baltimore. Kansas City
Kansas City wouldn't be able to beat Baltimore. Well, yeah, I don't
know what's good. Why are you saying they want that? They being the
NFL, they be just back off of his statement. Yeah, well,
the conspiracy theory, a small market team you don't well, and you got
the Taylor Swift and it would be sexier having a super Detroit and Cleveland.
Yeah right, who gives a ratsass about that? People care about Buffalo.
I think this this I think there are twenty teams that are trying to get
into the playoffs, so that twenty teams in the NFL out of thirty two
that could potentially make it to the playoffs after this week's this last week's game.
There is more parody in this professional sport than any other professional sport.
I believe more parody so and I do think that people are starting to love
the underdog teams. I think I don't know that Alliance Cleveland super Bowl wouldn't
be watched. I don't know watched. It would not be highly rate.
But back to CONN a Buffalo small market team, which they are. Yeah,
but there's a reason why they had why they were on six prime prime
times this year. Yeah, the people people want to see ye and people
want Bill's Mafia. There is something about that underdog for the history. I
don't know. All right now, they're three point favorites going into Miami.
There are road favorites going into this game. Should they be yes? Why
do you say they should? Because four guys are out are out on Miami's
defense. By rights, they should be able to run all over them all
They Okay, Look to me, it's like next man up you're good enough
to get to the NFL, maybe not be a starter. I have no
idea. I was the Bills mangled a healthy Dolphins team and earlier in the
year, do they have everybody? I thought somebody was missing in that game.
For my I don't remember Tyrek. I really don't remember. No Tyreek
was there, but I think Tyreek had won one or two catches for I
don't think he's playing either, but I would say that to me, I
think yes, and I say they should be because Miami has not been able
to be any of the big boys in a game. I think they are
one in four against teams with winning records, and the one being Dallas that
they beat that it's a Bedallius and shouldn't beat Davis, right, But all
these games, I mean, you know, most of the time outside of
the blowout this year the Bills have with Josh Allen beating Miami, but it's
usually three points either way. They're not blowouts. No other than the one
that I would say the A players Josh Allen's ever as lost to Miami in
six in six years one time, yeah, six years one. I thought
they did one and one last year at the beginning of the season. Yeah,
and then they beat him in the player and they beat him in the
playoffs. Right, So I kind of like this and I think that you
know, Josh and everybody are saying, this is a playoff game. He
just loves to play against me. He always does well against Miami. Well,
people are going, you know, Miami one, this is a night
game. So we got we don't have to worry about the sun factor.
I had a nine year old tell me that today. But because I was
complaining about it being a night game, and he goes, you want it
to be a night game. He goes, you don't want to play it
at one o'clock. You're arguing with third grade. It was arguing. I
said that I didn't want you don't know, ship can't know. I'm giving
you ass down. I said, I hate night games. And he goes,
you four, he wanted to be a night game. He goes,
you don't want him playing at one o'clock. Yeah, in the sun.
He goes, the way the stadium is built. I'm like, okay,
yeah, all right. He told men that's his dad. Absolutely, Mom,
that's somebody in that family. As a sportsman, he still need to
worry about those the curse of Greg Connors. He don't don't stop, Big
Bill. Is he going? He'll be down there at ten thirty tonight in
Miami? Really yeah, curse of Greg Yeah, but no, that's like
the curse of of Matt Rees. Anytime Matt goes. I think MAT's maybe
seen Dallas win once. And by the way, he's going to the Dallas
Washington game on Sunday. Okay in uh in Washington. Did he get all
those sweets that've been posted over Facebook. I don't know his Uh, his
girlfriend got it, got him, got them tickets. So if they win,
Dallas wins, they win the division. Yeah, I'm going to tell
you right now. Oh, I'll put money on it that Washington wins that
game because he's there. That's terrible. But it's all right. Ask him.
I mean, I'm not even saying something he won't. He won't say.
I but I know that Miami's already clinched a spot in the playoffs.
I still think that this is a wildly important game for them as well.
And I know that the idea of Buffalo coming in Buffalo maybe being hungrier,
you know, really up for this game. I just wouldn't I don't trust
Miami and Tarik hill is as I love how you know McDermott. It seems
like all of a sudden, Well, he's a hell of an athlete.
He's one tough guy to continue. You've done it before. You know who
he is. You know he said he hasn'td to so much luck with Well,
I'll say this, Tua. Out of the three quarterbacks or the four
quarterbacks that were mentioned as Pro Bowlers, which say Josh Allen on the outside
looking in, but out of those two, is the only one that at
the quarterback position that I say has the least impact on the game. I
think that Lamar can turn a game around. I think Mahomes can turn a
game around. And Josh Allen we've seen and no can definitely turn a game
around and win a game it come from behind, do all this stuff.
I mean, he has had to. Well, I just so, I
just think he's got I don't think he has. Yeah, I think he's
got great talent around him, but I just don't think. I don't think
he's that guy. I think he's scripted plays. It's that he's not.
He's not an improv guy. He's not a takeoff and run guy. He's
not. I don't see him as that. So I think out of those
three, those are the guys to me that you know the team needs those
guys to he can put somebody else back there. All well, I think
in the playoffs, by the way, they had somebody else playing last year.
I forget who it was that he was hurting it was, I forget
who it was. But they only lost by three points. I mean,
so that that's why I'm saying this. With was out, I know they
beat him. I know that they beat him too. They beat him once
in the regular season once in the playoffs. McDermott was out coached by McDaniel
though both times all three times he was out coached by him. This year
not so much. So. I think that you know that, you know
the Bills that was what do I like? Man, I'm the most negative
person in the world, But I'm gonna give you the same thing. What
did I say? I told you I had a feeling Dallas Buffalo was going
to beat Dallas. Remember, Yeah, I said that Buffalo wasn't even during
that time, Buffalo's three games out of first and they were going to lose.
I just had a feeling. This is another feeling right there. I
have a feeling that the Bills are going to take us and then they're gonna
be number two and they get a home playoff game home playoff game potentially too.
Yeah, and I'd love to see I'd love to see Kansas City come
to Buffalo. Yeah, we haven't seen it. Homes hasn't been a Buffalo.
Does Taylor Swift show up? No, she won't go to Buffalo.
You don't think so. I'm just kidding you. Yeah, she'll show off.
She may. I have no idea, but that would be the big
buzz. I don't know. I think it's it's it's it goes either way
because wins gets the two seed. Let me play you something right now,
So they're both playing for something. That's what I mean. Because and then
what is it is Steelers? Steelers are playing the Rains have so they get
the six or seven seed. Miami's in, They're either two or six or
seven. But then Buffalo is either in or out. They will know Buffalo
by the time they trying to play whether they're in or not. I know
by the end of Saturday night if they're in or not. Oh, that's
true. I forgot this game Saturday. Yeah, there are games on Saturday.
Okay, Steelers games, Steelers game. You think Steelers are gonna be
balled, It doesn't matter. They got to keep that out of their head.
They got to win this fucking game. I think that that's what's gonna
happen. I think they have to. I think that they win this game.
Yeah, only Miami's that good, not as good as Buffalo. I
mean, they've been playing the Dan Easy schedule. And I shouldn't say that
because you still have to beat the Easy. You still have to beat those
teams. Yeah, but I want to do you. Will you go to
a playoff game then? If you can give me a sweet? Yeah?
Where are you going to watch the game Sunday night? Home? Because I
think it you gotta get I gotta be up at front. I think I'm
gonna watch it home because I don't want to be around other PA. You
know what, I don't know that I want to be around other people.
I've stopped going to BTV why watch the game games? Because I don't.
I've been watching them by myself or I've been going over to friends. This
one is and I don't mean this in any way. Those places are fun.
BTV is a fun place. It's one of my favorite places. But
great atmosphere, the whole thing. You're not a bad seat in the house
with the fifty TVs. But this game, to me is like so intense
that I don't want to hear any other person's thoughts on the team. I
just want to hunder down and focus. Spill has been playing a playoff games.
It's like, why there's not one goddamn thing I'm gonna do that's going
to impact the game. I don't, but I think I would feel more
secure in them winning if I were home, right, That's why I haven't
gone. That's why I've been staying home the last six weeks, and it's
been working. I'll probably just not watch I'll watch those for you reruns.
That's nice. That's nice. All right. Speaking of that, we'll take
a moment. People's behavior is getting crazy. There's something going on in our
area that I want to know. If you guys have had happened to you,
I bring it up. I think some people may go, well,
what's what's the big deal. It's just you know what people do, and
other people may I think it's dangerous it's an uncomfortable thing to me. I
can see where it's uncomfortable to people. I'll say that we'll get to that
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in my blameing in on the beach grown in one cry? Do you remember
that beat down in basement cors I'd sing you my love songs and you tell
me about hair. Mama ran off and he ponder, I remember, I
remember everything, cool shoulders cools in time, you getting me to states In
the song strange words come on out of the grown man's mouth and smiles bro
pictures and past the time. You only saw that when you're drinking. I
wish I did him, but I do remember what every Man on the Knights
Zach Bryan. You know, Zach Bryan went a little longer, I expect.
I heard this song for the first time. I actually liked it.
Everything girl, Casey Musgrave, okay, and uh, I'm not a big
country guy. I don't have a problem with it. There's some things I
do enjoy. I only select a few now. I think country is very
water down. Yeah, but but this to me is like got a bleazy
raspbe and Zach Bryan. I didn't even know the guy. Motherfucker sold out
for five minutes or something. I don't know a guy name like Zach Bryan,
though I know Zach Bryan, Zach Brown, Zach Brown Bryan, Luke
Bryan. The weird name has it is. Yeah, it's kind of like
you know what it is. It's like the old radio days. The guy
who does our voice stuff in the beginning that from the mac Alter. His
name is Harry Legg. He came to town. His name was Scott James.
The reason his name was Scott James was he worked for a top forty
station in Cleveland or Columbus, Ohio, and they were when they hired him,
they were too cheap to have their voice guy recut something with a name,
and he wasn't going by Harry leg because that would be bad, right,
So then they took they did what's called splicing. They took they had
a guy like James I think it was James Woods and uh, Scott Shannon
or whoever, and they just made him Scott James. They I used the
names of the voice guy at the station doing names, and that's how his
name became Scott James. He wasn't Scott James when he got there, so
he kept that name on the radio. And then we found out I think
through the WEI show that he was Harry Legg, and then there and there
it was, and then Harry's gone on to be a big voice guy himself,
does voice work everywhere, Harry Legg. But he was Scott James like
a Zach Bryan. So I wonder if that if he just you know,
like Luke Bryan and Zach Brown and his name together, that was who he
emulated. I have no idea. I don't know anything about the guy.
A couple of things. And when I was scrolling today, I don't know
if anybody saw. Anybody see the video of the Las Vegas judge got attacked
in the courtroom she sentencing a guy. You didn't see this recently? No?
This this? This is? This is today or yesterday. Let me
play the news clip. I think it happened yesterday. This is the news.
Then I went and I had to find because again I saw this on
social media. I'll give you my comments on him. Here's the news now
at six. It is the story everybody is talking about tonight. A judge
attacked in a Las Vegas courtroom and it's all on video. Thanks for joining
us on, David Charms and I'm Vanessa Murphy. This is David Charms Now.
Investigators first broke sources telling us the judge and a marshall were injured,
but they are okay. Take a look at the video we first obtained.
This dude, he goes like a fly. I mean, this is one
of the most athletic things I've ever seen. He jumped, you know how
high judges think. He leaps up like a flying squirrel, all four outs
over. The thing gets to her. Not show me with substantial bodily harm
that would have been more oppressed. It's Atorney asking for probation. It appears
whole this was going to give him prison time. That's when he lunched,
whole Face attacked her. A court martiall and clerk immediately jumping in here to
try to stop that attack. Red and wolf Face additional charges now a battery
and battery on a protected person. Now you you worked in a court.
Did you ever see did anybody ever see anybody lose it? Oh, I'll
yeah, but not get vine, I'll get violent, but you but yelling.
Yeah, Well, it's an emotional time people. You got to learn
to keep your emotions. Mostly yelling at pound court. That was it's when
they have seven hundred people come in for traffic court. Yeah, and somebody
trying to cut the line or well some have been you know, somebody lose.
One of them. Was that she lost that she lost her kid to
the father or something. Custody dispute was before family court. Okay, go
on, no, but it was something else that she it was. It
might have been a traffic ticket or something. But she said she started yelling
about that, and she said Greece was raised, you know, and stuff
like that. So this is the now. I wish I got to get
that website going. I got to talk to some people because I'd love to
post this video. This guy leaps up like a flying squirrel but athletically overtop
gets to the judge. So there's a bailiff who starts, but the first
person there is this younger, pudgy clerk like he's or I don't know what
he gets Okay, he gets over. He grabs this guy and then there
I think the guy gets to the judge. She's on the ground. I
thought maybe at one point because they get him up and she could get away,
but I think he gets her again, like he grabs her back and
gets her and you see the clerk punching the guy right, but he's hitting
him like a hammer like this, and I'm like that that's how you can
break your hand doing that. I felt like, I'm like, you gotta
get in there. Give him some gut shots, give him some rib shots.
Something I try. Am I a bad person because I'd be like,
oh my knee, I'm the back. Well, there's let him go.
One of the lawyers just walks up and watches it's all something else, get
my phone out. I just can't. I'm like, you're pissed off.
You spend a year in jail already, you're in for something else. How
you're in for five now you're you just added ten, right, you just
added ten to this thing. You're an idiot. I'm that lazy one that
there's there's battles here, they're armed, let them handle it. I'm I'm
over here. Well we seem more and more. I agree, Yeah,
I agree too. I think you're right. No, I think that's a
smart I mean, we were the less involved the better. How much ship
do I get around court? Though afterwards i'd give you ship. Well,
I know you would wait to go mak up. But I'm just I'm just
a clerk collecting that paper saying, hey, people are killing this poor clerk
because he is he punches. I'm sorry. The old term would be punches
like a sissy. You know. He's like, hey, hey, quit
it. That's what it looks like when you watch the video, That's what
it looks like. Because I'm going get in there, get a kidney shot
on the guy. In his life. I've never ever been in that position
before. I either do nothing or I climb up on the table and come
off the top rope. Yeah, that's right now, that it's one or
the other, one extreme or the other, nothing or all? Well,
behavior is is? I don't know because I always go back to this thought.
We see everything. When did a video thirty years ago of Nevada,
we'd see it on the news. We wouldn't see it on our phones when
we're scrolling taking a dump, you know what I mean? I mean we
see everything is in New York. I can't even get that because they don't
all cameras in the courtroom. You this must be from the court. Yeah.
I didn't even think about that because most of the time you can't.
I who knows. Its different, But you can't have your phone in there,
or you can't have anything in Yeah, yeah, somebody did put Now,
just in terms of behavior and things, this is an odd one.
Maybe you guys have experienced this. Several people say they have. This is
from the Rock was posted on Rochester Reddit. I hope this isn't a dumb
question, but I'm curious on other people's thoughts. Last week, I was
approached while leaving the Pittsford Wegmans by a woman in her mid twenties. I
had my earbuds in, so I honestly didn't catch everything she was saying.
But the gist was that she had her quote unquote friends back in the car
and they were hosting a Bible study and wanted to invite other women to join.
I'm twenty eight. I cut her off and went to my car.
I texted my step mom. She says, young looking fifty. I don't
know why that's relevant to this post. But the woman did write this on
the Rochester Reddit and told her about how weird it was, and she said
she's gotten that same thing three times now. But at Webster target, where
women are coming up to other women and saying, we're hosting a Bible study
in the car, do you want to join us? I got to tell
you I would think that's the shadiest shit to me. I was going to
say sex trafficking until you said the fifty. Yeah, I got it too.
I don't know how fifty year old. Maybe that's maybe that's why this
woman said young, young looking fifty in a parking lot. The lighting's bad,
it's a little dark out. I can't tell help but pits. But
at Pittsford Pittsford where it's in a Webster in a Webster Webster Target, Pittsford
Wegmons, and told her about that. Let me let me finish this.
She had got it three times, but at Webster Target tonight it happened again,
making it four times. Now could this be a trafficking attempt? Or
am I overthinking it? I know there has been known trafficking attempts in the
area in the past couple of years. I was just curious. Either way,
everyone be careful now. Then people commented, happened to me at the
Penfield Wegments. Happened to me at the UH there was a bunch of places,
mostly east side. See east side, you got to dodge Jesus said,
you got to dodge punches. Yeah. I don't think there was any
west side places mentioned. It was Pittsford Wegmans, Webster Target, Penfield Wegmans.
Somebody said someone else said they had it in a Penfield Target parking lot,
which is really close. Those two stores are close. Luckily I looked
the way I look. I never get targeted for any of that. Have
you seen that? Have you? It would be weird if you were approaching
a parking lot it's a weird thing, I think, so, Yeah,
yeah, I don't trust other than the normal. Hey I need a dollar
to get on the bus. Yeah, that one I don't trust. So
I don't trust many things nowadays. I had a weird request the other day.
I have ninety dollars cash. I'm uncomfortable having ninety dollars cash? Can
I give it to you? And then you cash at me ninety dollars?
And for whatever reason, I go someway right here, I just just didn't
feel right to me. Maybe I'm overthinking it. Maybe it's not a weird
thing to know. Did you know the person vaguely and they're like, I
just don't like having that much cash on Yeah, this seventy dollars bill.
Now, someone did comment on this Reddit thing. This is the World Mission
Society Church of God. I don't know that they are a cult originating from
South Korea. Oh hello. They approach at Wagman Target, They approach at
Wegmans and targets like this. It's always been young people for me. I
feel bad that they get caught up in this, but I also don't get
how they do. There's some wacky stuff this cult believes. I don't know
how why anyone joins after simple Google search. They're very well trained and deflecting
with out of context Bible versus. If you have any criticisms or counter counter
answers to them on what they believe. So I did. I found it
weird because I would tell you, like if you know someone, if there
was a woman in my life that got approached, I'd be like, have
fun. You know what they started? You know, see I wouldn't.
And I'm the single guy. See what they started doing. Jehovah Witnesses.
A bunch of years ago, they sent to they sent two young hot girls
out, so you'll talk to them, because you're not going to talk to
brilliant too old You're not gonna talk to too old Bible verse. I ever
quotas Roth three six. If you and I showed up on the doorstep of
some people, you don't think they'd open up way? You think, am
I talking to me? And you know, but girls come up with am
I not talk of? Joel Witness? What's the ring doorbell showing market bill?
We should do? That would be a very funny experiment, like send
Stephanie and uh, send those two out and us in us and do a
video and see who actually Stephanie learn than me and Mark. Yes, yeah,
the two homeless looking guys. I didn't know they were doing that.
But I hadn't heard of this either. Women being approached. And there was
a bunch of people who said, yeah, it's happened. I don't know
if if you know anything about it five A five two O six eighty eight
six. Yes, it's kind of a I would find an unsettling it does.
It sounds weird to me, but because it's because it's on the east
side, something about it sounds it might be okay. Though what do you
mean this is on the west side. I'd be like, fuck, no,
get away from that. I don't know. I don't care where it
would be like in terms of town, I would be uncomfortable. Like Greece
is a nice suburb. It's North Greece. Yeah, okay, North Greece.
Yeah, I say, I don't know. I only know North Greece,
Kevin lives. That's where. That's where I live. Yeah, I
grew up, but I grew a banker. Yeah I did. I grew
up and got it back. I grew up in the area with the Kodek
the Kodak area, which was nice when I was growing up, but now
you know, it's it's what we call the Ghatto of Greece. Yeah,
that's why we all moved out to North Greece. So yeah, just would
be like, I don't think I've been I get I get uncomfortable when I'm
approached for anything. Now, there are a couple of homeless guys in Fairport
and they live down a three bedroom they live in and I think in the
culvert pipe down under the under the canal here or something. Yeah, I
guess. But the other day, one homeless guy was sick of the other
homeless guy, This is true. And it was New Year's Eve during the
Bills game, and he walked him into molt Connery's and goes, that's the
owner, and he walked out and you could tell like they were both homeless
and the one guy's are so Damian was very very kind and and very nice
and tried to help the guy a little bit. But you know, it
makes people uncomfortable because you don't know what someone's mental state is. I dealt
with that on a daily basis. What do you mean when I was a
deliquor story, you never knew somebody's mental status. Oh, coming in and
asking Yeah, it was all the time. But like being approaching a parking
lot, I don't think I can and I don't. That makes me nervous
because you don't know. Well, look at I'll tell you this. I
don't think Wegman's would stand for that because it's their customers, that's their property,
that's private property. So if you're out there and that's a fucking shady
thing. Who's by the way, how I want to know this? What's
your hit rate? Like how successful are you in getting another woman to join
women? What's the hit now? But what's the hit rate? What's your
success rate? Is there one woman that goes, hey, great idea.
I was just having I was just thinking to myself, Jesus, I need
Jesus. This would be great bubble gum theory. All takes is one and
now I understand that, but I want to know. I want to Now
I'm curious. I'll tell you what. You know what I would do if
I were with a chick, I'd go listen. I'm going to send you
out there a beat. I want to know what's going on. Let's do
it. We'll wire you we'll see if you get approached. Go and then
and I'll be close by and I'll listen in. I got an idea.
Let's call the girl from Wayne County that's heard you. They don't have Jesus
in Wayne County. I know we bring her up here. She will be
our guinea pig. I did see another thing that jumped off the page to
me a little bit on the Reddit today. Today was a bad day.
I was crying, having an anxiety attack in the Penfield Burger king by top.
What the hell's wrong with these east Side people waiting for my A lot
of stress over here, Mark, a lot of stress, holidays, getting
the kids back to school. My wine club can't meet tonight. The book
club, so you know. I went there and Tanya did not read the
book. Very stressful every time well, waiting for mobile order. The cashier
with a line of people notice my distress, offered me a drink and was
truly so kind. Her kindness has been on my mind ever since. If
you happen to see this, seriously, thank you. Your kindness is so
appreciated. I'm sorry if my tears made lunch the lunch rush awkward. You're
a real MVP. I thought that was sweet. Have you ever seen anybody
like lose it emotionally lose it? And I don't mean like maybe like mentally,
ah the way around the Karen situation. Yeah, but you ever see
him he just like just start balling. If you saw a woman start balling,
I can't deal with this. You can't deal with it. If you
saw a woman balling, would you be you would run? You wouldn't be
compelled to go over? Okay, hang on a second. If it was
what you deem an attractive woman okay, and she's balling, Stephan, Yeah,
it's bawling at burger king? Would you walk over and try to say,
is everything okay? How can I help you? So? I mean,
I just don't like when people cry. What if you did this,
Jesus Christ, pull it together? No that I've done well that probably with
a girlfriend, but just some stranger, some stranger you know. Yeah,
I mean I've just hit it on the nose that you at the bar all
the time. Yeah, what would you do if you saw a woman cry?
You ever see a woman just start or anybody man when I'm in general
for they start crying. Have you ever lost it in public? Where you
started crying? Man, I can't, buddy, I got to think about
that because you've cried in public, obviously, I don't know if I have.
I don't know either. Now I think about it, I think just
does after does the Kansas city Uh there's the thirteen second bill's Kansas city count?
Did you cry? Oh? I fucking I was, tears are coming
down my eyes. I don't know if I was crying. Yeah, but
yeah, well does that count? We'll allow it. I like to think
most people would be empathetic the assholes in every situation, they always get the
attention. We see the asshole, we see the guy. And I don't
know how how many courts are around this country, at every level. They
were all in, every one of them was active over the last forty eight
hours, and only one of them and a guy leap over. That's the
one we see. Right, you understand what I'm saying. I'm going to
give you an example two of what you're seeing because you one hundred and ten
percent right. We always see the worst, and then we go what's happening
in society? Well, there's always bad, and we're a big country and
people are assholes. You know who names I know of the kids at school,
the bad ones. Of course, I don't know. I hardly know
anything. Because the good kids are like, they're meeting the expectation. We
don't need to pay attention to them. And yeah, so yeah, most
people that are they need the attention are the bad kids were you know,
we really aren't. You know, I got a lot of attention. I
was very quiet as a kid up to tenth grade. And then I don't
know if it was puberty or what kicked in, but I and at that
point in my life, and I will tell you I turned fifteen, I
for whatever reason, I had this very very vivid thought in my head that
every adult in my life was absolutely one hundred percent full of shit in every
way. My parents, my teachers, they were all full of shit.
They were like all full of shit. And I don't know that that was
very fair, but I just figured and I was like, fuck it,
And that was kind of what I was, like, fuck it, I'm
gonna do whatever I want. And I didn't do homework and I didn't do
stuff and I somebody asked me recently, what was the most memorable do you
remember a teacher or a really memorable teacher that said something to you. And
the first one that popped into my head was my I had a teacher that
I really loved, But the first one that popped in my head was my
twelfth grade English teacher, or maybe my eleventh grade English teacher. Was my
eleventh grade English teacher. And we used to have to read books and then
we would discuss them in class, and you had to write essays. I
did the reading, hardly anybody participated in the discussion, so I was in
all the discussions. So I figure, fuck it, I'm not writing the
paper, right. I didn't. So at the end of the year,
she said to me, your father told me you were going to write all
these papers when I want these papers, And I said, okay, and
I never did. So now it's the regents. You had to sit in
New York State in the gym in all the rows with your desk, and
they would everybody around the state started at the same time they had and they
were all sealed right, and everybody got to crack it open. And she
came up to my desk in the gym where voices echo, and she says,
did you do the essays like your father told me? You would and
I said no, I didn't. She looked at me, she goes,
I hope you foul, and I was like, get the fuck out of
here and let me take the test. I got a ninety. There you
go. So the essays didn't mean shit, no, and I knew it.
And that's why that was my point at fifteen, like I was fairly
quiet, pretty good kid. I had a little mischief here and there,
a little pranky shit, but but but almost like, I don't know,
leave it to beaver, kind of all right, there's an old reference,
but that kind of shit. Nothing that was out right. Then I turned
fifteen and the shit just went off the charts. That's when I was shipping
from the top of the ceiling into the bowl. See if I get it,
it was all coo. You know. She hated giving me that ninety
two. Yeah, I think she did. I swear to god, I
would love to she probably got it. He probably had a ninety seven,
but she marked down a little bit, I'm sure in some way. Because
and then she loved my younger brother. Everybody likes younger brother, everybody.
I'm eight years older than him. I come back for his high school graduation.
Did he write the papers. I'm I walk out on the deck of
my parents' house. Who's there that teacher? Did she acknowledge you? Yeah?
Oh, mister Moran, how are you? I was like, God,
damn it. Even though my parents own the house, I can't get
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this song. Always see two fat up the summer, Where when wind when
march down? So my brother came through. Yeah, my brother sent me,
I said at tax and it comes to the iPad as well. Kevin's
operating the iPad from the cameras. And it was about the English teacher.
I guess she gave my brother a zero because my dad wrote his paper.
My dad was an English teacher and so he just wrote the paper and she
goes, did you write this or did your father? And I guess my
brother goes, I would hope he would stand up and go no, I
wrote it, and she knew otherwise, gave Kevin a zero. Well,
Kevin has actually become friends with this teacher. I think she's gone up to
Maine and stated that the resorting runs there. Basically, it's more I think
this is more about your father than it's about you or your brother. Baby.
I don't because he promised that you that you were going to do those
Yeah, and then Kevin. Then he wrote Kevin's paper That's funny. So
we were talking earlier and I said that I fell into kind of a rabbit
hole today when I went on social media because of the ring doorbell. They
just had the best ring doorbell farts. And it was like one lady falls
down and as she's trying to get back up, she rips a fart and
it's all caught on the ring doorbell. The others would deliver guys like one
guy, one older guy comes up and he's got a packageing he signed for
and he rips one and he's waving it off with his clipboard. Did anybody
just walk up and almost press hand to the doorbell and let it rip?
Like no, no, no, no, no one's doing that, no
one. This was Here's why I appreciate it. That's why I would do
I would you No, no, no, see that that that that's trying
to get attention. These are just unsuspecting, like I started moving and all
of a sudden, all right, let me squeak this out before they come
kind of thing, not realizing there's a camera there. That's It's like that
commercial we found that remember way back in the day. We found doing a
commercial for something. We found crones in the middle of an edited commercial.
Yeah, he ripped. So I said, when I was up with my
brothers this summer that my mom was before she had her hip surgery, and
he had he had something called Moran Snock Big party munch People was the night
before, so some friends were over helping him set up. There was going
to be a band. We had put up a tent and some other things.
So we're sitting down by the fire and my mom, her hip was
really bad, needed a cane, and she was walking up this hill and
I was going up the same time. She sort of lasted onto me,
and I said, bad move. I am both drunk and high. And
then I said, you can kind of telling the ring doorbell cab because she
falls, and uh, I just stand there and there's like it's there's like
I said, a three Mississippi and maybe longer, much longer than three.
Here's the audio of I think my mom, my sister in law talking.
Now we're coming into view, coming to the camera. I walk up,
I opened the door, I hold the door down. The march goes down.
One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi four Mississippi, I was about
right. Five six, yeah, I'm still standing. Seven, pushed the
door closed, eight nine the beer down, ten, beer down, ass
up, eleven step bad to a justice without seeing the video though, you
gotta watch the video, you know. But I think I said, I
think I let me play it again. I just love that we have proud
sponsors in the video with maca mac Trich. There goes to my mother,
MARGI, okay, you don't ask you if you're still to your sister in
law does Yeah, the door shuts. I just been over. Put my
beer down right now now I'm walking down the steps up. Wait, listen,
listen to this part. I'm laughing at you. The fun are you
doing? That's what I said. She was laughing. Murder Jesus Christ,
you watch yourself? Ready? All right, there you go anyway. I
had to see it again. But that's my ring door moment. You really
have to see that in order to appreciate it. My sister, my sister
was like, goes hey, wait, wait, wait, allD the door.
The only three Mississippis in that video was your asses pressed out toward the
freaking camera. I've bended over to put my beer down. I figured you
would have just slammed it and tossed it in the road. No, no,
no, no, I'm more refined than that. I'm a little more
refined crush your forehead and throwing the bushes. Hey, I gotta tell you.
I think NBC has done something very very intelligent. I think the Olympic
ratings have been dropping over the past couple of years and there's no reason to
watch. And they hired Snoop to do commentary. No, seriously, yes,
they yes, they did. I thought they had him at the last
Olympics whatever the summer ones. I think that. I don't remember that uncovered.
Oh they he Snoop and Kevin Hart h the studio something. Yeah,
but they were. They were like on a streaming platform where you could curse.
Maybe. I don't think there is video of those two in the studio
doing something, But this is NBC has hired U hip hop legend and entrepreneur
Snoop. I like the way they call him entrepreneur. I like that,
uh to serve as a special correspondent for the twenty twenty four Olympics in Paris.
Snoop will provide his distinctive take on the game games excuse me, but
also visit famous landmarks and interview the athletes, the Iseiffel, his tower.
I'll tell you what. I saw him narrate a national geographic. How funny
was that? It was funny was on the floor dying in a statement.
Snoop leaned into his image and encouraged everyone to celebrate the games and smoked the
competition. I kind of like this. He don't smoke no more. It
was a whole campaign for the solo stoves, the no More Smoke. They're
called no More Smoke because they I guess I don't know how they do it,
but somehow it's invented that the smoke, you know what, they're sitting
around like a mini campfire and the smoke blows in your face and all this.
Yeah, this, it doesn't do that with this. So here's it.
What are you laughing? I told h mc collin and kill you and
he's like, I'm watching jeffardy Ye out of my room as meet your kids,
stay yelling at my y used that. I don't love that. That
is Kevin, that would be that. That is it. By the way,
I'm a little upset there. You went to see the wrestling movie what's
it called? Absolutely no interest in seeing that at all. Just wasn't wrestling.
That's about the von Erics. I mean, it's an interesting story,
is it. That's a very tragic story with so good bad? What how
do you most of There was five, there's five of them. I think
there's only one left. There's only one left. Chat But the movie good
Bad. I didn't love it, like I thought I was going to a
lot of holes in it. Yeah, that's Stuften, you know, tons
of holes and then where time was and where it was, where it was
going. So it's just you know, but like keV said, it wasn't
about the wrestling. Was supposed to be about the really family in the family,
right, so but I wasn't. I don't know. I didn't like
it as much as I thought I was going to. But I wonder if
it opens up more often or options for other movies along that line of not
about wrestling. But like the Rick Flair Well, I'm so I watched this
movie and I'm thinking what a movie about if they did one about the Heart
family. Yeah, that's another one that was tragic too. Yeah, yeah,
I want to see the Ferrari movie. It's about Enzo and how he
came to be running. But he had an affair, and there were two
sons, and so one son takes over the illegitimble one son. He had
the affair and kept that quiet, and then when that kid became of a
certain age, he is in the family business Ferrari. So I want to
see how that all worked out. I didn't know he had it, and
the whole illegitimate kid and all this, so I thought that'd be I don't
know, it's Adam Driver playing I believe end Zone Ferrari or whoever that person.
Well, yeah, I don't think does an Italian accent, or if
he does, it isn't very good. But it looks to me. But
here's the one that I was very very bothered about, and I don't know.
I love to me this is the worst and best movie of all time,
in my opinion, the worst the best does what Roadhouse fucking loved that
movie. It's cheesy, it's eighties, it's swazy, it's got shitty music.
They put shitty I think they put a shitty song in or did they
put that in? Dirty Dancing? That was dirty dancer. Jeff Heely Heely,
He would play Behind the Behind the Right by the Way Jeff Heely,
one of his biggest hits, written by John Hyatt Angel Angel. I know
that John Hye wrote, I did not know that. Uh didn't they scrap
all the roadhouse that they had done already in reshooting it or something? I
don't. I don't have no idea. I just know they like, you'ren
half ago they were talking about he was at some m m A fight and
right they were filming it, and that was a year and a half ago.
Yeah, but sometimes he's well, don't forget there's been a strike,
right, there's been other things. So I don't know. I thought where
heard that they scrapped it and were starting over with it again. I don't
look. It was around the Rose. He's supposed to do them with her,
a female version they were supposed to be originally, but then it's Jake,
Jillenhall and Jake, so he's an m May fighter. And now I
go, maybe I am interested in this one because I liked when he showed
up at the bar. I always loved the nine, you know, be
nice until it's time to not be nice. It's like I always love that
stuff. Sam sam Elliot was Sam Elliott. I love Sam Aliy Sam gets
killed in it? Yeah, Sam comes out and goes me, Ho needs
some help. He's on the dock. They're smashing bottles. He's beating these
guys who were like eighteen times bigger than him. It was awesome. The
fat guy at the end where he's hiding behind the uh, the stuffed polar
bear that was killed. I'm not gonna who they're gonna have you. The
Sam Elliott roll in the new one, Well, okay, I don't know
what it looks like. They've rewritten the whole thing because he's an MMA fighter.
So is he an MMA fighter and a bar don't gonna have a cup
man somewhere, right, guy? Well, I would think you. But
I gotta say it. This is Jake Gyllenhall as a heterosexual male. I
think that's a pretty good Uh. Is in the most phenomenal shape I have
ever seen. Look at Zach effrunt of this ripped okay him, but now
he looks like a freak. What happened to that kid, Zach? He
looks like his face is he balked up for the movie. But he also
balked up for the movie. But his but his face looks. I think
they did that. I think that they did. But I saw him like
the Today Show set or something, and he looked he was face weird that
they watched what he was built into. Yeah, but this this kid,
he looks like an m M A fighter and I mean he's he's got like
a nine pack. Goddamn, am I jealous? Maybe I was gonna go
get Chinese food today and I saw it. I saw Jake Jillen Hall,
and I go, fucking I ain't eat, fucking go get it because you're
never gonna get there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
he's not wrong. I might I could get I could get closer getting I'll
tell you what, I'll get closer than you. I was already skinny once.
It's not fun, not worth it now watch no. I put on
angel eyes from John him. But I don't think this is This isn't the
one. It's a weird looking. I actually like his like his joy I
like it better. Like the wy version does the fuck the version? I'm
the Heley version on my phone. That's where I'm at. I never heard
the studio versions of this. I've only heard it five I have sounds like
a man Morris. That's a good embarrassing that sounds like Moors. No,
it sounds like not angry Van my god, terrible because I'm right. No,
you're wrong, absolutely wrong. You have no taste in music. You
have none. This is Jeff hell, this is all Listen. I totally
on spracket version better than John hy version and has got you. Yeah.
See, I don't think like Van Morrison. No, it sounds listen,
John Yan sounds like he stepped on a freaking step out his ball. Shut
up, he stepped fall Say it sounds it sounds like that looks like Morrison
song. I can't think of it, not moon dance the other one.
Uh, Joe, hold it up. I don't know all listen, most
people probably agree with you because he didn't. John, he was more boss
songwriter than isn't it? Yes? In Roadhouse thing took a bottle of the
head and then uh what the name came around with the roundhouse kicks not getting
into the mystic. John Hyatt saying that sounds like into the mystic does does
not sound like that. I'm not gonna find the mystic. It's terrible,
terrible Pod that's a great We're killing you. I like I like No,
It's just I was liking love with John Hyatt. I love no. I
just said I like John Hyatt, but he just it doesn't. It sounds
is John again. It sounds like Chris looks like it's to the hook and
tell me why why why would you laugh at this? Get to the hook
and it sounds like into the mystic cross hang on, I'm trying to get
into the mystic up here, but I am coud sounds just like and the
Bonnie boat was one. You gotta be saying to the mystic. I don't
think they even sounds studio versus live. We're going live high and studio n
smell the sea. I love this, feel thet I don't hate it either,
but I'm just saying it sounds like Hia lives and I hate you both.
Whose story are you a villain in? Apparently that's one for me,
right every Monday with every Monday, every mondy with Kevin. I know I'm
a villain in a couple. People's a pillow? The pillow you got?
Oh, it's still in my trunk. Marion wantset so and you still haven't
given it to her. I keep forgetting. We never used my car.
She won't be seated at that escort. So you are Are you the villain
in anybody's story? Sure? I am. I know, I am a
couple. I know, I know you are. I am in I know
a couple, I know a couple of your Yeah, I am the villain.
I know. I like you know what I and And I really don't
understand that. Thank you, so glad to hear you. But but the
problem is they made you out to be the villain that even people who liked
you believed you were the villain. Ah, that's how you were perceived.
Yes, but how you did things doesn't necessarily mean you're a villain because I
did it. Here here's what I will say to anybody. And I think
this is like really true. What easier said than done. What other people
say about you is none of your business. Like if there was a book
of everything ever said about you, would you want to read it? And
if I was long, as if someone shit, if somebody told novel,
if somebody told me I had like a year to live, I may read
it to see how people thought of me, and maybe I could make amends
before I left the planet. I don't think I'm not wasting time. But
the I was thinking about that, I thought maybe. But for the most
part, I think that most people, if you're just consistently you you make
no waves, like something ends and people are upset about it or something there's
a difference somewhere, and you just move on and never really make reference or
anything. I think that's when people go, oh, wait, oh,
wait a second, maybe that person who's moved on isn't that big an asshole?
Yeah, do you know what I mean? Yeah? The one thing
I would say is just always be temperate and steady, and when you decide
that whatever it is, it's a job, it's a relationship, it's a
whatever that you're gonna move on from. Move on, don't talk shit about
anybody. And it's really hard to judge somebody who's in there, you know,
twenties thirties to making decisions. Yeah, you know, it's something you're
not gonna do now in our fifties. So it's like you can be do
something. We could do one wrong thing and people could could be judging you
for it and be in the villain, even though I wasn't on the market
at one point. What you may not remember this back in the day,
you didn't talk to me for years. It was some girl you really like
that I started dating. I don't remember her name. Oh come on,
how can you never remember? Really don't Who the hell did you start dating
that? I like? I don't know, but you got so pissed off
at me and you wouldn't talk to me for like five years. This is
this is not true. This is one. If you can remember the girl,
then I can't remember her name. I swear to God, if I
could, I would absolutely tell you if you mentioned the girl that I remember,
but I don't remember. I don't remember her name. It was a
long time ago. Where where was she from? Somewhere around here? Weeks
right? I want to say she might have been east side? All right?
Man, I really wish I could. Was this during radio or after
after? I'm going to tell you this. It was before he was obviously
before carry you're you are last week? Mark is very lucky that he was
never wealthy. No, I'm not. Yes you are, because if you
were, you would be on that list that came out from Epstein. That
is so untrue. What do you what do you what are you fuck?
What are you freaking out? What are you being freaking Aaron Rodgers who he
got Hillman's Island. I thought you, I go, well, see,
I don't think you're a handicaps. You like to watch, but I don't
like I've never ever ever even watched what just watch? You just like to
watch. I'm not going on the island where there's freaking fourteen fifteen years we
watched. I know, I'm wondering if I don't know, that's what I'll
tell you that that's what. That's what the list to me, that's come
out, right, the list has come out, but it's a flight logs.
It's flight logs so so important that people realize that could there have been
some people that were creepy stuff. You as to look for the patterns of
the people. There are some executives of big companies, wealth management companies that
had prior allegations against them. Maybe they were Those are the guys that would
go, I might believe it got Michael Jackson is hockey, You're right,
But Michael Jackson, I would think. And we heard John legend Rich people
you didn't Okay, he said it last night. Our guests last night said
it, I remember and his wife Yeah. That but the only thing that
they're probably flown down there to the island to entertain, you know what I
mean, like, hey, give you a week here and then you go
down I don't think this was like I do. I think it was.
It's like if you went to Brandon, Uh, what's his name's island?
Who's a Virgin? I was gonna say Richard Branson, Okay, I'm gonna
see Braniff, and I knew Branif Braniff was like an old bargain airline back
in the eighties. Uh, I guess it's said though. People are saying,
though, that wasn't that That's what you went down there for, was
these? Yeah, but you're probably I mean, if you had politicians and
rich people and you had these, you may you know, maybe that was
the purpose at night. But they put the thing out there. You guys
did talk about the Aaron Rodgers Jimmy, Yeah, yeah, we played the
whole thing last night. I don't see that. It is fucking funny.
I was laughing my ass. I heard it was four hundred and something pages
that have come out. Yes, so I haven't gone through it, but
there's four hundred ninety six pages they some people put out having spaces on there.
But I don't see it's Tom Hanks. I do not see Tom Hanks
either. Al Gore, Yeah, Aaron Rodgers, this was this I talked.
I called it shiit talking gone too far and I think actually that's what
Pat mcmerthy, Yeah, talking got too far. And I mean Jimmy had
taken funny shots about things that but but about things that Aaron had done and
said, you know, the the air quotes of being vaccinated, and on
the Pat McAfee show saying bringing up the Epstein list and making you know,
on those guys going oh, and Jimmy was just poking fun at real stuff.
He's not on that list. It is very damaging to say somebody's on
that list. I think it's it's reputational. I kind of just said that
I'd be on the list if I said you would be. But you don't
have a lot of money and you're not on the line, right. But
if I've had a lot of money, I would not be on that list.
You can have them for you'd buy your way off of it. I'm
kidding. You would not. No, I don't think you would. So
you say a lot about me. That's one thing you can't say what about
anything I've ever done. I was just thinking everything, everything's been, everything's
been over each Yes, yes, yes, I agree, I would,
even when I was fifteen it was over eighteen. Well you yeah, he's
stud muffing over here, that's right. I always like chicks that were one
grade older, like one grade ahead of me in school. I never forget
yeah, because you could use it after you're done with them for their freaking
note. No, I heard a song. Yeah, that's true. That's
one hundred percent tro I got all the earth science tests from the girl who
is ahead of me. But there was a song that reminded me today.
I heard John Hyatt. No, it's a really shitty eighty song. I
love shitty eighties songs. You love shitty eighty songs. Let see if you
can remember this shitty eighty song. Let's see if you can name it.
We'll end it on this. If you can name this song when it's playing,
ready, yeah, see just one second, will Mark. No,
I'm gonna know any songs not to me, he says, I don't know.
Yeah, it's Starship Sarah God, holy shit, I knew it too,
all right, it's a bit really, I did I didn't think it
was that good. No, that Starship really fell off. There were Jefferson
Starship they were like respective they were when we built this city on rock and
roll. I mean that was a shit song. That's one of the worst
songs. That the worst song of all time? Is it? Really?
Look at that and I love it. I didn't even know it. Well,
I know all the worst. It was greating him up and rely too?
What is that doctor t did he elected Mayhew? And that baby?
So I used to what year did this come out? Can you find what
year this came out? I say eighty six, okay, so I was
thinking eighty six, eighty seven. I had the biggest crush on the girl
named Tara, So I used to, yeah, yeah, that was just
what I did that. Yah, I would never remember that. This is
what music does. Music brings you back to a moment. Remember the girl
in the Vember. The girl in the video was uh no, I don't
beccat de Mornay. Yeah, I already nineteen eighty five hit number one in
nineteen eighty six, p. Eighty six. They used to play all time
the ammers games, big warm ups. Oh yeah it did for Becca de
Mornecks Yeah, it's kind of a weird how they were the Jefferson Airplane,
they went to Jefferson Starship, and then they went the Starship and then they
just sucked. Then in Starship they put they put both Mickey Thomas and then
Greece Slick team Man, and they sounded exactly the fucking scene they did.
I know why. They had a lot of bad songs. What was the
mannequin song? I don't remember the mannequin song? What was the song from
the movie Mannequins? Oh, I don't know. Well, well we'll get
it next time. I remember that, all right, we'll wrap it up
Fandams bringing out bringing all your shitty eighties songs on Monday when the Bills lose.
You won't want to talk about it, know what? An asshole?
Yeah, I'm seriously why would you do that? Why? Why we just
got to get the heat for Kevin Muir, the Bill's hater. Yes,
no, he child. I actually want for the villain and a lot of
stories, but not he's playing even if he was wealthy, Mark Killman,
I'm Bill Murran. We'll see him Monday