Hello, everyone, Welcome to episode seventy part two or episode seventy one,
or the finale of One Piece D and D. We're here. Do not
be afraid. This doesn't mean it's the end of one Piece themed Dungeons and
Dragons games. I've had so many people like upset about that. Literally,
when we come back, it will be one paced and D marines. It
will be a new adventure set in the same universe. Obviously, it's one
Piece unless we figure out some way to like destroy the world in this episode,
and don't doubt that we couldn't figure out a way to make that happen.
And it's all the same players. I asked them all and they all
said that they would be happy to come back, which is great unless suddenly
one of them goes no. So that's gonna be a lot of fun,
and it will be a lot of guys like I go get milk, comes
back, I go get a pack, Guys, I'm gonna start smoking.
I'm just gonna go get a pack. And yeah, and that's going to
be fun. And that will be and that will happen starting in June,
probably because after this session is going to be a long break of D and
d's because I'm going to career in Japan. Nobles going to Japan. Breaks
is going on holiday. Let's just pretend it's for the same amount of time.
UM, don't about these other two. But I'm going to a wedding
in a different part of Pennsylvania. Wow, I think that was in July.
It's no, it's the weekend of Anime expos. So it's at June
thirtieth to like July first or whatever. It's like, yeah, um so
yes, um so after this there'll be a long D and D break and
then we'll be back in full force, both everything together and it's going to
be incredible and I am very excited for it all. I am here.
I was going to say for the final time, but I guess for the
final time. Happy birthday, Duris Happy seventy first birthday, final years old.
I can't believe it's also your birthday too, did you imagine? Happy?
You know what it is? Who you know? Whose birthday it almost
is? It's almost my brother's birthday, his happy birthday, Rustage Junior.
Yeah, his birthday is May second, which is on Tuesday, and the
Sunday today, So happy birthday to my widdle brother. Yeah, let's go.
Yeah? Is he also a rapper slash YouTubers Hester. He's a master
guy nerd. He does further university. He has a master's in mathematics and
he's doing data analysis at a company in London. And he is younger than
me and definitely way smarter than I am. Okay, way cooler than I
am. Oh my god, all right, No, that's why I'm glad
I'm an only chat. I'm also here with William Tecking what it won?
Oh? Yeah, how you doing? He's cosplaying as as Teching, which
is awesome. I can't playing as William but yeah, sorry, he says,
I always can't play. I'm here to Spooky Hi, and I'm here
with Briggs Ragnar what's up? Boys? Always good to be here. The
end of an era is um and yeah, I'm also sick, so the
final episode of one p D and has to be sick. If I sneeze
a lot and I blow my nose a lot, you know why, If
I cough, if I die, that's life. That's there's a nice supper
for my art and my arches, dodges and dragons. So that's bad timing.
Oh god, water left arc. What if the episode just ends with
me unconscious and it is really the last episode of that's it game over?
Yeah, then the e mts why into your room and it's like, oh
boy bad, all right, I'll be fine, I'll be fine. So
the director's turn just went and she summoned someone, didn't she Valve? Yeah,
yeah, she's someone usas Valve and also two pods landed and tempest as
hemlocks get out and they have joined your group, which which implies that Lissa
was successful in being able to get people to come and such devil's luck.
Baby, good job, I believed in all review. So I'm gonna put
them on their own initiative and I'll just group any person who continues to arrive.
If more people arrive on this new initiative, sweek, we have an
adventurous moment. We have Captain Marvel's show up and just be like them all
like that'd be great. So they yeah, they go five, So that
means they go last. It's your turn. You are currently one HP standing
on top of a rock blue Blood or I guess the copy of blue Blood
is in front of you. Fist ready. He has two attacks now,
which is crazy because he used to only have one. Um, so you
know that sucks. That sucks. But Ragnar is facing off against him,
right, he's right in front of him, and I sacrifice anything for the
boys, and I have now ruled it that way because he did have four
Most characters only have like two or three legendary actions. He had like four,
right, and he could attack every time he did a legendary action,
and was saying because he doesn't have those anymore, he has two attacks.
That's how we'll rule it if I, if I was going to rule it
fairly, I would give him four attacks. So that's not fair battle.
I didn't realize how I can literally kill us? Do you can kill any
of us? Ye? Genuinely. How angry some people have been about this,
But hey about a territory. He's there, wrote, it's your turn.
He's standing the fist already. Well, once again, all of my
ribs are completely shattered. Yeah, so I actually have a ruling question before
we jump into this right after yeah? Yeah, yeah, So I imagine
it works like, well, I'm gonna make an attack, I kind of
like pick which weapon I'm gonna use, Right, I use one weapon and
then she switched to another one. It doesn't work that way. No,
I don't think so, because you yeah, that both two had weapons.
Sorry, all right, In that case, what I'm going to do is,
instead of focusing on blue Blood, now that I see Ragnar literally sucking
his blood out and going yape, yes, I'm going to turn my attention
to uh dark Duas over here. Yes, Duros Black is also here,
Duras Duas Black squaring off. Which is what I'm gonna do is I'm going
to shoot two shots at him, but I'm actually going to do something with
my third shot. So I'm going to use the seeking arrow. Okay,
but I'm going to aim for the director with that one, so I don't
actually have to roll an attack roll for that is a thing, no matter
what sweet puffect, so that I won't be reminded I'm in the quick I
guess. Before that one, I'm just going to shoot at Dark throws twice,
just regular shots. I'm not doing sharp shooter. Uh yeah. They
both hit boom boom, and then I'm just rolling this next one just for
the damage, like you can ignore what it actually is. But so as
I'm like, you know, almost bleeding out over here, slap the special
bullet in shoot it off, and as it bursts out of the gun,
it gets little itty bitty butterfly with butterfly wings. Can you apply shot shoot
it to this type of attack? I can't, but I'm not going to.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Great um. So the dog
Dura's black takes nine plus thirteen damage, whilst the seeking bullet flies through the
air, weaves through everyone and does six plus eight, which is fourteen damage
to the director who's in the back. The director just takes a bullet to
her shoulder and just sort of falls off her chair and goes, oh,
dear you me just clutching her shoulder. Wasn't very polite of you? What
it handed it? In one shot before I go down shooting an audience member,
This isn't there's no audience participation in here. Rustage does she will look
more like a librarian or a lunch lady. She looks I don't know why
I do, Okay, I'd say more librarian of her. She has like
that ruby earring. She's got like slipped like gray like old lady hair that's
quite short. It looks like the Theory god Mother from Shrek BLUs okay,
or the girl from a Lama the Llama movie. I can't remember. No,
she's not a yeah, and she's got them. She's got this scarlet's
running down her eye to her lip, and she's wearing quite a royal red
like red dress, almost like she looks like a queen almost, it's what
she looks like. Um and I mean she and no, but now she's
bleating from the shoulder, which isn't good for her. I guess it's all
MPCs now, So what do you want Pearl to do? Pearls currently fighting
the nut She is very weak. Thenut tried to bite her with a bug
and it did nothing. Bug fight. So she's there, she's determined to
fight. What do you want her to do for Rona? And guess I
just want her to keep messing up bud boy over here? All right,
keep the flames moving, Okay. She pulls her flaming sword and she's gonna
swing twice, one, two, The sword strikes come to down and one
critically hits, one misses Pearl. Jesus, that's fine, super effective,
super effective, um yeah, and we get we get sixty. She cuts
down the flames, immolate into the sky. Um and like you could,
their flames always have dragon wings coming off them as they slice down. Uh,
smoke coming off of the name Jesus Christ, that healthful bright down like
she's more than below half at the moment um. But now it's civil.
Oh never mind. I was gonna ask what wait, what is? What
was the news pronounced he or she? I don't um, we go with
he there for the news. Oh okay, I thought I think you said
she for a moment. Okay, woman, I didn't know that all kay.
So Cyrila is Cyrilla is up? What do you want Cyril to do?
Tour us? He is weak as well? In life's already been noted
conscious one. It is one ability here hasn't used yet. Yes, and
I think it's time he does it and try to capture either Eustace Valve in
the mood you know what, I think he could probably capture Eustace Valve.
I think it would probably work for us as Valve. Yeah, work literally
anyone else. You're gonna wanted to water sphere all right, I watered the
water sphere used as val Yeah, it keep quite a powerful ability. The
problem is it it rarely works because the DC is so low for him,
but I think it would work on useless valve. Come on, buddy,
Okay, it's a strength saving throat or he's inside a bubble water prison.
Jusu M. It's not very good at strength. I remember he was of
speed. Yes, speed. He has a plus three to strength to his
saving throat. That's more than you I remember about this, dude. Oh
that was a good rule double nineteen nineteen. Um. Yeah, that just
unfortunately he tries to put him in a bubble the water sphere. Um,
yeah, he's ejected from it. Uh and yeah, he just doesn't get
captured. That's all that happens. Oh well, but the water's fit exists
now and Cyril can move it as an action now to try and put other
people inside of it. I think. So there is now a sphere of
water there. M. What do you want Doxy to do, William?
I want her to throw a healing dagger at Verona. Does she at all
the daggers? You know that if you hit somebody, they heal you.
Suddenly has the ability to heal people with a knife. Would be so funny.
All right, just throw the daggers at blue Blood. It worked the
first time we fought him. Just make sure to do a stealth check after
to make sure she's not gonna Yeah, yeah, okay, she's gonna dagger
in, then stealth she will run out. She went all down blue Blood
pretty good last time with nothing, but not she did more damage than Bury
the animal. She hasn't foughtage on the tank because she's hidden, so she
yet twenty two and hits getting good. All right, there you go twenty
four damage, which is tory twenty two damage twenty two decent. I take
it. Yeah, get a stealth and she's definitely hidden. Um is a
twenty two, but she's definitely hidden. So twenty four davage or blue blood
blue boot doesn't even notice that dagger hit him to in twenty four davage blood
is nothing. Do you want Heally to do anything? UM can't control Heally
anymore so because he's right now, it's like final words or just like boys,
forget about this blue baspard, bastard. I'll take care of him,
and then out of no where his eyes is turned Bluelooh, so we're gonna
I feel like, imagine like glowing eyes. So we're gonna have I feel
like Heally just chilled them. I feel like Healy should ready like I either
Trevor or Yeah. I don't think I have to say like a specific person,
right, he can do that. You can ready like an action,
I would say, getting maybe him closer to the rock where everybody's fighting,
but just kind of keep him on standby in case he has to cure Verona.
Trevor's all right, you know what, and yeah, you know what
he'll do. He'll do a stealth check to hide. I mean, that's
just a dex Tex role for him, still mode. That's it's okay.
He crowds no no, no, no, no no no no. That's
good for one important reason. Ragnar can't see him. Yeah, because perception
is so bad that hiding from him is the best thing to deal with him.
Going blue Blood fair Son, at least they won't kill Healey. I
feel like blue Blood's also kind of preoccupied right now with the giants, so
it's blue Blood's turn. He sees you go blue Bear, and he's gonna
turn around and he's gonna fucking punch you. Damage from both of these by
the way, all right, bad Wait, these are not even good roles.
They're twenty so hits. No, they're not great. That's good.
Everything's gonna hit me. It's a possible way he can plus uh forty six
ninety six ninety six damage. I mean, Ragnar has a lot of HP,
but blue Blood starts bash into blue Blood and Ragnar his fish to take
a full on. How do you how does blue boot bear blood Ragnar reactor
blue blood boy pudging him like this, I is like raw and like spit
on a bunch of blue blood on the floor. Holy shit, that's crazy.
Um yeah, the all right, I mean, and that is blue
Blood. So it's now in a newts and the new it's gonna I guess
his other attacks aoise. So he's not gonna use that against just one target.
So he's gonna he's going to do the thing again where he bikes um
pearl with a with a little A little fly comes out, a little locust
comes out, and it's gonna bug bite Pearl. It hits, Okay,
it does damage and we roll at D six is one? Do you know
what four does? No blows him up? Wait me neither? Why did
I write one, two, three, five and six? I wis genuinely
is not on the sheets. Oh thank God, your brother is not the
one that writes these. It's just it says one does nothing and then I
have something for two, three, five, and six, Rustage, I
forgot four exists. Yeah, I don't even know how I did that.
I don't know want to do in this situation. This is my heiress or
nothing happens nothing. I'm so embarrassed. This is Matthew. This never Matthew
Mercy would never do this. Matthew Mercy would never forget the number four exists.
That is not wouldn't do that. Yeah it Japan, it is.
It just means death. A good job, oh God, like Mesa Russage
fears the number four. Yeah, yeah yeah, Mista from the Golden Wind.
Yeah all right, William Europe. Then I guess all right, um
at Pond, seeing the reinforcements and Ragnar going blue Bear, I'm like,
okay, now this is it our second wind? Okay, so uh shit,
I can actually do second wind? What a second wind? It?
It's like, okay, it's a D ten plus your Oh, I'll do
that. Is it? Is it your fighter level or your character for plus
two? I'll do it to get something back bonus action though, to be
fair I have been using to like light and stuff. Okay, no,
fuck that, Yeah, okay, I'm actually gonna read. I'm gonna reroll
my devil free again. I'm gonna do it. Context William has a max
HP of one hundred and fifty three, so restoring potentially like for HP is
so not okay, you you'll light devil Fruit was pretty fire. I'm a
light one, but I I burned out a lot of the good attacks with
it. I can move good, but I can't do a lot of damage
with it, honestly, because I did a lot of the high octane sun
ship last day. Okay, all right, what do we got? One?
Nine five? Let's go. Um it's a ship one. I'll make
it work. It's called the nosy nose. You know me, you have
heightened smelling and can enlarge your nose. I came where everybody alight and I
don't. I'm not like really big. I think only like slightly thick.
Just to get more nose smelling, like a I increased my nose perception.
I smell blue blood and I know exactly where he's at. All right,
I mean you can rock, but you have to do that next round.
Yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna poke my head out and I'm gonna use
tempest kick on blue Blood. Okay, alright, Sick, you are stealth,
so you could do that um that hits and with your sneak sac damage.
That's pretty good. And then I'm gonna just be run back behind the
rock again. That's twenty seven plus fourteen. I won't even do them.
I'm honestly doing more damage this way than anything with the light sun burst sunbeam
crap, you know what I mean? Well, no, no, no,
you hit multiple targets with the other stuff. Yeah, it's like a
I do. That is true. You know, added off is a lot
more damage. I can smell where all you are. I jump out,
temples, jump back. You rode your devil three as your bonus action,
so you can't do the self role. Okay, that's fine, Yeah,
that's all right. He's not he's kind of PreCure occupied, doesn't even notice
that. Yeah, all right, Duros Black is obviously going to attack durros
Um. His manevolence has kind of come down. There's a real chance hit
because your your armorcast is higher than it was a planet Doris, so there's
a real chance that he just doesn't hit you with his sword. Um,
and the rest of his stuff is AoE stuff that he's not going to use
because you're his only target. So he's going to come down with a manevolence
UM one two of course secrets one hits the other one. Yeah, the
krit hits. Oh. I mean this was a lot of damage when you
guys were lower level. Um, but seventy one benevolence blade strikes down,
crashes through your armor, probably crashes through friend and friends, and yeah,
just slices his huge gash across you. For seventy one damage was quite a
lot of your hit points more than more than No, it's not even more
than half. Actually's about Halsh, isn't it has health? Yeah, I
have help now, Yeah he's health. Um. I had some temporary hit
points to help. But you should do second wind. Here is one at
least it's decent. Yeah, okay, Ragnar, you failed your wisdom same,
so you have to attack the think in front of you. I mean
that's what you would have done anyway. Um. Yea, at the end
of the turn, you will do another wisdom save as well. It's just
a thing that you, dude, Ragnar barely looks like conscious at all,
and he's just like shah jah like he's like laughing like hysterically, and he
grabbed his axe one handed and it starts swinging it back and forth against the
three attacks. Um, and they all have advantage. Oh, because you're
recklessly attacking and you're not exhausted because you're in blue blood mode. So they
will have it. So do the two after that? Oh my god,
the crito. The it's like and the damage is doubled, right, so
rip up my parts. Don't forget your extra brutal crip damage too. Yeah,
okay, we check on that. Yeah, so the brutal crip damage.
I guess that we are we I love a level seventeen. It's three
additional days three three d twelve oh man, and then twelves come on pretty
good. That's plus two plus fifteen plus six plus seven plus eleven plus ten
plus thirteen because he's big there, okay, plus twenty eighth and then with
ninety nine, so we double that. It's one hundred and ninety eight damage
pieces first time. Just I mean, how do you do these attacks to
chug into him? Dude, I'm tying you right now. It's barely conscious
right now, He's just fucking swinging at him, and like even if he
misses, or even if like he just non stops swinging, like there's no
one stopping him in this moment. Anyone who's witnessing, which I shoot Rona
would be you notice that Ragnar's axe has gone pure black. The every single
one of these attacks is just pure ornament hockey like going crazy on blue blood
um and ripping him to pieces. It's that that was the biggest attack I've
ever done in No seriously, that might be a record for the most all
right, I mean that's a lot luck. It's it's either that attack or
the one that no one for William yeah attack, yeah that yeah, yeah,
I think we still have a lot of age people. Oh dude,
you shunk out of him, but he took a big chunk for a second,
and be like, I don't know how long I can hold him off
for a kill. That fucking director. We needs to wizd and safe for
me as well. That's just one you do every at the end of every
tone, just because at the moment you're blind. Yeah, he is so
deep and blue. You're bathing in it. You're bathing in heroin right now,
who are just going for it? Okay, it's Clementine's toad. She
is probably I mean she's still frightened, right, No, she just got
unfrightened. Uh. Yeah, she just exceeds. She gonna no, right,
she got nineteen, did she? No? Don't Yeah, she was
she gotta wait, I don't remember. She never succeeded all right, then
then she kept failing. Yeah, I think I think he might be right.
I felt like the last thing she did was succeed but not seventeen.
Yeah, she failed. So she's just gonna run away next to the director
and then she's gonna like hide behind the director's like chair and then do another
saving throw. Hich is not good. She's never going to get this.
She got sixteen, she didn't get it. She's rolling great, though,
she's rolling good, but she has no modifiers up. Oh I know,
doctor says, legendary resistance enough, no maneuver is gonna work on it.
Okay, um, right soon, No one's down though. Fortunately, fortunately
there's a lots of weakened people. Yes, I guess there's really nothing,
you know, Walt, I will do something there. I see the captain
over there and I'm like, Captain, Yes, I think I think it's
time that you helped me with this one. Here, I think I can
lend you ahead, I can lend you a foot or to DROs. I
smell your plate, Derris, you never take that armor off. You're so
stinky. How did you know, Captain? I think smells like old spice.
He keeps himself taken care of. You know. I'm gonna use my
last maneuver to do commander strike so the Captain can attack whoever he wants,
whether it be blue Blood order. Actually I think blue Blood's taken care of
with the Giant Bear, So I'm going to attack Dominius here, yeah,
with a tempest kick or ahead? What seventeen hit? No, neither the
eighteens. I have one luck for it left if I'm allowed to use it
here, yeah, roll again? Then to take off his bottage. Well
you don't have it? No, no, no, it's six plus eleven,
uh seventeen. Then we're still missess. Yeah yeah, all right,
yeah that doesn't hit. So William you come out, you kick and it
just tried. It just kind of well, I mean, durs black as
arms. He probably blocks it with his supposed your friend, enemy blocks it
with enemy. Um, all right, that was all my luck. I'm
used up. Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do here.
I have to take this asshole out. I don't miss your head.
Your head twice, okay, and then you know what, I'm just gonna
have to action search my final time. Yeah. Um, so let's get
to it then, Uh yes, No, one more attack is such a
shame. That's like doing a regular you essentially just still a regular turn.
I'm so sorry. One regular regular twenty twenty nine damage pretty good, still
fighting with the gash down your side, you're slicing it to him. I
like the idea. It's like when you versus zero, where the sword exchanges
are just going back and forth. You know, you're blocking shots, you're
taking shots back and forth between Drost and Drost black. Um, you want
to do anything else, Doris, That's all I have. That's literally all
I Okay. Now it's Trevor. Trevor's still up, and Trevor's gonna help
Ragna take down blue Blood, which I think is a pretty good combo.
I think if you were looking for straight damage, Trevor plus Ragna is hit
him, which she hasn't had great luck with and his his two hits pretty
decent. So one, two, three good okay, So yeah, two
out of three out, two out of three is still good. Yeah.
Uh, that's a decent total um seventy. That's seventy damage. Yeah.
So Trevor is slashing around Zoro's blade, dealing seventy damage, cutting deeper to
blow it. Blue Blood's blood is like spraying out from him. Obviously,
these things don't feel pain, so there's no reaction from him. But now
it's Ustas valves turn. Oh holy moly, there's so many targets. He
used this valve. There's four potential targets used this valve. Roll for it.
I'm gonna roll for it. Okay, Eustace Valve, you're like useless
valve. I remember. So he's going he's going for Cyril. Okay,
he could have his little fight to the death over there. That'll be okay.
Actually, to be fair, he probably should have don't gone for Cyril.
Anyway, it was the only one he's actually attacked him. Yeahs Valve
crates steep out of his out of his limbs and charges towards Cyril. Um.
I think this is a pretty even matchup. Yes, steam versus water,
Sea versus water. Um, he's gonna do steam burst and miss I
wouldn't even do anything. I think he has two right, that one also
misses, so so good. Useless they're both doing nothing. Steam versus What
do you expect? Oh, gosh, useless valve. Holy shit. His
attack is actually quite private. I think even if he hit, I don't
think it would have killed Cyril, even though Cyril has like fifteen HP.
Um, so useless valve comes out. He he, he puts out his
two hands and creates bursts of steam from both of them, and cyril body
just sort of turns into water and dodges them. Um. And now I
guess Cyril versus Useless Valve is one of the match. This is Eustace Kid's
father, for those of you that don't recall in the chat. That's why,
if you guys a little bit of fun trivia here, Eustless Valve is
spelt differently on the card game version because we wanted to make sure that there
was no actual one piece reference. You mean the Devil's Luck card game.
The Devil's Luck card game which is sold out, but we'll be back sometime
in June. Hopefully his name is spelt slightly different because I wanted ye to
remove any sort of links to one piece whatsoever. It's it's spelt with a
ce instead of a doubles. Um. That's a smart move, though,
good good move. Um. But there there you go, like father,
like son. Yea useless. Okay, it's Tempest and Hemlock. Now,
Um, what do you guys want Tempo to do? I mean they're here,
they're ready for battle. Uh, they go, Captain William, they
both because they have very similar voices. Um, okay, there seems to
be a lot of enemies here. Statue lady, do you can you heal
people? No? I have weather base abilities. That's my devil fruit heal
lightning. That's not a thing. You wanted to attack this This this guy
with the white blue blood right, he was the one from I saw his
corpse. All right, yeah, let's just if you guys are close to
him, gang up on him and just kill him right now, and then
we can move on and start advancing. Let's just do that then, all
right, all right, Tempest is going to Tempes. Is all a ship.
I'm trying, Verona, I'm trying nobody has healing daggers. Nobody has
healing fire or healing lightning. God damn it, I mean yeah, healing
fire would be the worst possible thing for verona A gaming here, Captain,
please tell them not the stand in front of Ragnar please then oh yes,
yes, attack from behind and try to hide behind a boulder. If you
can have a long range attack, use that. Okay, Tempest, that's
a long wage attacks, but almost all of them at Awi, so we'd
hit Ragnel, Trevor and Verrona and she's not going to do that. Yeah,
what about the lightning thing you used against the jellyfish, lady? Use
that chain lightning. It's in the name. It hits more than one target,
damn it leaper target to as many as three other targets as many as
three? How about one is not as many as That just means it's a
ship version of chain. You choose, and she could choose whatever she one
targets around, then it can should go to. It has to. They
have to be within thirty feet of the creature. So I think, wait,
wait, wait, wait, I think Duris Black is a damn he's
thirty five feet away. Oh he is thirty five feet. Ah, that's
almost umhoe Okay, oh, I think she could she could do that.
She could do it's literally tied away ice storm. They're basically because she's got
the weather devil fruit. All of her nobilities are weather things from the sky,
right, so they're all away. Isn't it just one spell? That's
just a light strike? Yeah, but that's in a line. I guess.
I guess we can. I can do that lightning bolt. Yeah,
if if she moves here and then she does lightning this way, yeah,
we'll do that. And actually, to be fair, it comes with the
sky anyway. So as I'm gonna run it, she's gonna do a lightning
bolt on blue Blood. She's gonna cost it. She's a sorcerer. Does
she have careful spell? Um? She? If? That's if you're doing
that, because I play a sorcerer most she she is a soci but she
doesn't have careful spell. Okay, No, she does have careful spell?
You all right? Right? Street, Oh great, and how you play
She's gonna use sunburst. Then that's why it's so good. I know how.
I don't know how to do much, but I'm a fucking sorcerer.
I know how to sort o God. Okay, she's gonna use sunburst then,
so he has to do a concave with twelvey six damage. Um,
yes, oh nice, you're right. She does forty one damage. Okay,
and he's blinded. Right if she's doing sun right, does he even
have any legendary resistance as yet? I don't know if he does. He
used one of them. Oh he doesn't succeed good blind spell saves eighteen so
she he's blindedgeh wait what did he roll? He rolled a PhH my gosh,
four or five? Okay, so Tempest. Tempest carefully spells for Trevor
Verda Ragna. He leaves equal to botifire, which is I think max.
So she's gonna do that, and then creates from the sky through the storm
and the rain. The sun beams down. My headphones just came out,
so I can't hear what you guys are saying. But the sun beams down
and burst light into the into the eyes of blue Blood. Now I can
hear you guys. As the single most useful thing Tempest has ever done.
So she takes seventy one damage. It genuinely is um And then I guess
Hemlock actually is going to go. Um, there is no place but she
can get to blue Blood and not be close enough to rag now to die.
So she's going to make the decision to h make her way to do
us, to do us. Boy, he's gonna need some mouth. Yeah.
I don't think she can get the I think she's going to hide behind
a small rock, okay, because she is a rogue technically. Um,
and then it's a director's turn. So are you guys not arranged the tags?
I don't think she does. I think she just yeah, I don't
think he does. She just summons the demons of our past. Um.
Twenty two cells is pretty good, all right. We we've got to roll
now for the for the direct um. Yeah, that's a four another one.
Somebody give us somebody that will help us, or at least somebody that's
indifferent. It just leaves. Yeah, but very much. He's essentially all
people that would be hostile towards you, because obviously some some people like some
villain villains you fought, ended up becoming friends like Hemlock and stuff like that.
Yeah, or they technically das black. We safe him at the end,
m hm, did you Yeah? Yeah. Now, I always said
did I protect anyone we killed? But that was only after you killed him?
I think, yeah, and the power away if this version of him
would still three. So oh, okay, this is an easy one for
you guys. Who do we get speaking of durist Black, this is someone
from that arc um. This man comes down a character that I will guarantee
you guys have forgotten. He comes to the diamond guy. Nope, he's
got a he's got a he's got a mask on, like a chrome mask.
He's wearing friend clarts and he goes, I am here, he's got
You remember this guy, the guy with the giant fists of the Yeah,
you remember inquisitive Cornelius with his giant fists. Um. I think he's not
easy to hit, though it might be harder than you think. Now,
I'll be all right if we hit If we can hit him these flats,
yeah, his golden hands protect him, increasing his armor class he can.
Yeah, he has really high Alma class because of his golden hands. Okay,
I worry about him later. If you remember, his HP is quite
low. So if he hit him once, he's probably dead. He got
sixteen yea. Um, and that means veronash. What's okay? So one
thing I forgot to mention last turn. I don't know if he'll allow this,
but I do have the animated rifle of Injustice up right now. I
wasn't going to attack anyways, So what I wanted that to do is start
running, like towards the director or within range to shoot the director yet.
So yeah, you can, you can do that. So if that would
have been like running last turn, where do you think it would be?
Could you not use your bonus action for something lost to you? I only
uh just made my three shots, that's it. Yeah, okay, then,
so yeah, I guess it could be running. It would be it
would run, well, it's it's small, so I'm gonna use it's small
running speeds at twenty five ft a ton. So it would be behind Ragna
right now and it would run and be next to Jurist Black next turn,
and then it would take about four turns to be in range called the director.
You can get that, you can get all right. But that's what
it's doing all right at the moment. And this turn, I'm also I'm
gonna look down at little Timmy. It's been a long journey, little Timmy,
but now I need your shots to aim true. I also animate little
Timmy. Okay, the the the the rifle you're using, the my main
rifle, you animated Tim. I'm sending it out. I'm sending it up.
It's running, it's catching up to Yeah. Yeah, towards the direct
right yep, like an anime. You've got like an arsenal going to yes,
sweet, all right, go ahead, I mean they're doing and then
I'm just gonna whip out my void shotgun. Yeah, the booms dick,
and I'm just gonna unload two shots with sharpshooter into blue Blood. Oh,
just kind of like very staggeredly holding it up as he's like still right in
front of me. So the everyone. The shotgun can only shoot twice each
round. Um, I don't know does a nineteen hit ninety does hit?
I think, but the twenty eight does. Okay, that's so thirty one
thirty one damage. You blast into blue Blood from behind, just laden and
bring him down. Take that spinach chin. You know, when like where
white Beard had that thing where he had not a single wound on his back,
blue Blood would be like he's got so many wounds on his back.
Got somebody shotgun buckshot wounds in his back? All right, he takes it.
Oh he's blind, he's blind. Advantage vantage. Oh yeah, do
you want to do this? Yeah? Yeah, roll one more and then
there cue that it hits. Uh the yeah, the twenty six would be
in T twenty the twenty four, right, so you want yeah, yeah,
so that that hits. Yeah, you do get to hit against for
just do another role blind. Yeah you're into this, blind man, I
wants you distress. That was all CRIDs on that roll. Really, Oh
my god, my god. Damage. Yeah, I mean this is the
damage that the weapon does. That Teching gave Crystal Pete this weapon, and
it did this much damage when he gave it to Crystal Pete. Soe,
So this Teching, this weapon, this is my boomstick. This is literally
he's like hobo with a shotgun. You don't mess with Crystal feet shotguns.
I'm just like on the verge of passing. I think made some illegal modifications
to this shotgun. All right, he's loading this fucking thing with anti matter.
Okay, like here you go. Oh god, okay, holy shit,
sorry for me. Then that's all okay. As the shotgun would probably
do that much damage. All right, what do you want? I guess.
I guess Paul just gonna keep tacking the new Um, I guess yeah.
And she's doing fine, honestly, no health, but she's doing really
good. She's tritty again, Pearl, Come on till him she she will
two flaming swords coming right at well, one of them is hitting. One
of them definitely hits for thirty damages easy maths, easy mass, easy math,
quick math um. And then Cyril, is it gets USTA's valve?
Do you want? Do you just want Cia to attack USA's valve, have
that little fight? Yeah? Yeah, but um, he still has that
water thing right, yeah, the water bubble. He could or he could
just typhoon. Well that's his bonus action, isn't it uh to move it
as an action? You can move the sphere? All right? No,
fuck it just kill us as well? I think, yeah, I think
genuinely. Uh? Does I think a sixteen might hit User's valve? Might
be difficult to hit because his whole thing is evasion. He's a speedy kind
of guy. Sixteen doesn't hit. Unfortunately, by the twenty seven does.
There's still twenty four damage, which is pretty good. Useless useless valve.
He was even useless about because you guys beforehand. So he just the tithe
the water spinning round the trident. He's stabbing into valve. You see this
new found vigor in Cyril's eyes as they are fighting back and forth. Um,
what would you like Doxy to do? William knives knives knives out knives
out knives double advantage because he's blind and she has still work. I wish
it. I wish advantage staff and he doesn't even hit unfortunately, Oh my
god, terrible. Um, Healy doing nothing. I assume he's on standby
blue Blood blue Blood is blind. Does he do a saving through at the
end of his turn or at the end the end of his turn for Sunburst?
Yeah, so he will do that, But first he's going to attack
with disadvantage against Ragnar. I don't think it matters. That's still his two
hitches pretty large. But I'm a pretty big standing as um, so I
think there's a single way he can miss Wagner. Oh, well, it's
a good thing that's with disadvantage. Yeah, that was a crip. Yeah,
it would have been a crip. Hey two and thirty. Yeah,
don't worry. You only take one hundred and eighty five half, which is
um, what is that like nineteen ninety two? You take so blue blood?
His eyes like a closed he's he can't quite see, but he's still
just swinging in front of him. And there is a bear there. I
think it's not difficult to hit a giant blue bear that's standing five feet away
from you. So he he just continues to pummel you to your side.
You're spinning up blood, um, like both red and blue blood, like
purple blood. Oh my gosh, purple blood. Oh no, um,
and that is his time. I am, I am still alive. Chat
pushing it. He ragnar like fucking purple blood, like spewing out of my
fucking fur fight hits. Oh no no no, no, no, no,
no, no, no no no. That is an effect. It's
not the worst effect. Um. Okay, Peel has to do a concert,
okay, and then I'll tell you what happens if he does a concert.
If he um, he succeeds because you please do really good. That
looks good. That's a success. Okay. It's having her own battle right
well, so she she you could see like the sort of poison in her
face, and then she she resists it. She would have gone blind,
ironically, she would have just as she burns, she burns the poison away
from her eyes. Yeah. Yeah, no, her eyes are on fire.
Yeah, she's already for combat. William, it's your turn front of
you, yep. And I'm gonna go help him, but I'm gonna reroll
first. And because the nose fruit. While it's how and the unquestioned,
I'm trying to get something better here. Okay, what you get eighty nine?
All right, that sounds better. That sounds like a cannon fruit.
Okay, eighty nine yep. Chad is saying that the the crip should have
hit me because, oh, because you were reckless, recklessly attacked. Oh
I see, but I forgot that, so that's on me. Okay,
um okay, so yes, yes, there is. It is there.
It's just the wrong I have it go for getting numbers, genuinely, I
was like, it's so embarrassed for get numbers twice for some reason. On
my document it goes eighty seven, eighty nine, eighty eight, So whatever,
I will give you the choice, because one of them is labeled eighty
nine. But it's technically eighty eighth in the order. So you can either
get um the sleep sleep fruit, which allows the user to induce sleepiness.
I assume it will just make someone have to do a con save and if
you yeah yeah, if it succeeds, they will sleep. And then the
other one is uh the mini meniom allows the user to shrink. Oh,
I can't make other people shrink. I can only it's Lily and stom it
wait, is Lily from the filler go into the butth hole and experience.
Yeah, I go into the I could try the butth hole. I think
I think his butthole muscles would be stronger than you, and you just sque
paste. Well, you don't know for certain. I'll take the sleep power,
but okay, for now, I'll probably just reroll it. Next turn,
I'm going to go over and we'll actually know what. I'm just gonna
use tempas kick from this angle and attack himinius again. Okay, keep going,
all right, Yeah, I'm just gonna help out Duro's by not approaching
him at all. Damn it, I don't. I don't get advantage for
anyone. Okay, well you would you were still I was stealth I wouldn't
steal, but I wasn't. No, what did you roll? I thought
you stealfed at the end of No, you didn't I could because I didn't
have my thing. Fifteen dozen hits action search fuck it. Alright, make
sure you're rolling your regular roles and not with advantage. Okay, yeah,
all right, okay, here we go, Tempa kick again twenty nine alright,
alright, definitely alright, twenty two, twenty two damage the kick fly
through the air. First one he blocks with enemy. The second one is
twenty two damage catch him off guard and his jaw. All right, I'll
hide behind my rock. Apparently forgot what hemlock. No, she far behind,
too far away to get to anyone with her melee attacks who she is?
She was moved, she didn't want to get killed by Regnar. Yes,
she's on her way to durast Black. Okay, now can I do
it? I don't wait? Can I do well? You don't have your
bonus actually user to roll you? Alright, there you go, there you
go? Perfect? Okay, Okay, so you are you are just standing
behind a rock. But you're not hiding behind a rock right now, you're
standing. I'm just vital battle. Come if you got him. Okay,
durist Black because okay, Souris Black is going to come down with his two
strikes of manevolence. Oh yeah, because literally all of his other stuff block
one at least. Ah, you block one. Okay. The first swing
comes through, doesn't even okay. He generally is like fucking like a week
ship and he's just what solo target dps is not even that high. So
he does twenty nine damages. He slices into you, and then you take
that to the side, and the second attack friend blocks. And I like
the idea that as friend blocks it, both enemy and friend like lock eyes
for a second. That's right, you won't take us down that usually come
friend, it's all fox, it's all adversary. We can make him fall
again. Uh, this is great, Ragna do your blue block attacks.
Oh yeah, let's go right. It's just like he might be able to
shew him a slash Kuma spinner. You're just saying like he's just muttering stuff.
He's just like strength power above the one else. You're like guts when
he puts the berserk armor on, he's just they're just sting. Yeah.
Well, yeah, he's blinding so reckless, say attacking, So it's twenty
five eighteen eighteen, yeah you have when you hit all of them? What
mad wow? Wow? No, it's twenty six twenty two, isn't yeahs
um uh yeah, you hit them all and they double damage as well,
So we are going for a seventy four times two one hundred and forty eight
damage. Doesn't kill blue Blood quite yet, That's what I was fucking crazy.
Somebody else might be a genuinely so I think Verona could kill him though,
or like Trevor, Trevor is coming up, we can maybe get Trevor
Tempest. I think Trevor and Tempest and Verona will definitely manage to kill him.
But you slice blood spurting out. I mean both of you are just
covered in each other's blood. Blue Blood and Ragnart just covered in blue um
and that smell is intoxicating to Bluebear Ragna. I do mean another wisdom,
wisdom save here? What that role you've ever had? It? It's water
away from sisted. You need a fifteen literally, you have like a ten
percent chance of getting the role. You need hold out. I honestly hope
blue Blood gets me down to like really weeks so that the boys could just
knock me out. We can, we can try to figure out some way
to, like, I don't know, get everybody out of there and get
his attention on someone else and then just like a boy. Yeah, I
mean, the only other thing I could think of that would help. I
could try to put him to sleep. Yeah, or I don't even know
how many what luck ring thing Verona has, but I don't know if those
helps. It's out, Yeah, it's out twice. I shouldn't be trying
to give you guys advice. Clementine's up. Okay, Clementine is still scared,
so her entire turn is hiding behind a chair and rolling a wisdom Save
Clementine and has a five no sorry, Kevin Stinn has a ten percent chance
of succeeding this. So at least Ragna has a fifteen percent chance of succeeding
his role. Um, Kevin Stein has a ten percent chance. That's pretty
good, right, right, that's pretty good. Yeah, Okay, she's
not just scared, she's starred for life. She's gonna have nightmares of this
day her rest of her life. Oh my god. Yeah, because she
gets either in nineteen or twenty. She's got it, so that's twenty percent,
right. Can we just have her leaves a battle altogether at this point,
like she just runs into the ocean and starts swimming away. Yeah,
I'll drowned. She's a devil free user. Yeah, she's just she starts
like pissing herself. I mean, babe, I don't know. Okays,
right, I carefool yet I entrusted my crew to take care of this.
Will they trusted me to take care of this thread up before I'm gonna second
wind? Yes, Um, so I'm gonna just get it's seventeen plus a
D ten. Yeah, so let me do one D ten, which is
oh wow, pretty good. Yeah, so what's nine plus seventeen? That
is twenty six? What's twenty six? Okay, right, forty six?
And then I'm just going to straight up, I'm not going to let you
get any further. De Ros. That's weird saying it because it's me.
But anyway, right after your turn, I'm gonna make Cornelius go because I've
got to actually put him in the right place. Oh Cornelius, I'm sorry,
no, no, no, no, after you because you got sixty
initiative, I've missed him out. You hit three times, so there's you
son of a Yeah wow, nice nice like spinning in place? Um,
that is forty damage, right, yeah forty yeah, nice clean forty image.
Is your spitting a right, it's thirty. No, no, it's
forty, it's it's forty. Yeah, it's yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, it's don't work, it's math. I'm just st I need
to get my brother, yea brother, we just have rust to just brother
have on standby for Maria and just like my phone's dead or also I could
just call him and ask me questions, Hey, what comes after three?
But before five? I could go, okay, I could put my phone
in charge and then for the final attack, you want me to ask him
to do the maths for it. He's in the middle of giving some important
like like level presentation. He's genuinely done work for like big companies. Maybe
I shouldn't say, but like be okay, yeah maybe because he works for
a company that does contract work and he does data analysis for stuff like elon
musk No no, no, but similar size were thinking, But he generally
had been like companies will contact him and his company and be like, yo,
how many people watch this show and what demographic or what country, and
that he'd be like, yeah, it's this and this and the maths show
that blah blah blah. All right, so it's very good anyway. Forty
damage to one person in the chat. We don't care, you know why.
You're right, You're right, We don't care. You're right. Sorry,
guys, I will never talk again. You're a right. Sorry you
are You're right. I think I accidentally took off too much Life of Durist
Black as well. I think I took the forty off twice. I think
in Quisitive Corneys is here. He does have his giant golden hands. I
just can't be bothered to put them on the battlemap. He is god.
He's not in range of anyone because they all get spawned. I think he
goes for I guess the Newton Pearl. Yeah, i'm're on a D two
because I think you'd either go for Durist or Um. One is Durst,
two is Pearl. Durist. Here comes Cornelius. Oh no, we meets
again. I remember kicking her ass the first time. He's just gonna make
Mincroft village of noises. I never played. I know it's crazy. We
should play Mincroft. I'm okay, I'm okay. You've just been rejected by
Technic. Okay, he's gonna punch you with his he has two hands and
they both punched, right, they're actually kind of strong as well. One
hits okay, twenty damage. Oh so this giant golden hand comes and just
sucking punches you in the face. And that is Corneliss's turn. Trevor is
up. Trevor is going to turn to blue Blood and he's gonna pray.
What if Trevor gets a krit here, he'll kill blue Blood? All right?
See what we got? Come on, bro, one got this three
close, well two of them, two of them HiT's not gonna kill him.
If thirty two hit sixty three sixty three, it's close, he's still
ah, it's okay, it's okay. I mean he's furiously swinging his black
blade around, cutting into I mean maybe he even cuts one of Blue blood
Blood's arms clean off in this slow that's how close he is to death.
Um u useless Valve is going to try and attack Cyril. I don't think
he's gonna hit, but plus half damage you sless, Valve, you sless
Valve. Oh you gotta h oh it harves and it doesn't even knock him.
Unscious. Wait wait no, actually, it just double double check the
maths. Twenty five half or twenty five is yes, Cyril had fifteen health,
so it's fine. It's fine. Useless Valve gets that like krip.
You see his arm, the steam blasting of it, pumping up his arm
like Genos from one punch Man and Jenna sorry, and the steam comes blasting
out straight into Cyril's chest, but the water round round it, waterflies and
uh. Cyril looks up, blood slightly dripping down his mouth. He goes,
it's not over yet. How how fuck you up? It's like Cyril
swears. Now, um oh everyone's yeah, and Trevor would have had advantage.
Trevor would have had advantage. Hold up, oh, hold up,
you're going on the fourteen. Yeah, we'll roll three again. We'll just
roll three again, and you know they could we got a crate. Then
it's yeah. Or even if he hits again a third time. I mean
both of those hit so so and I mean I did it one to one
with his attacks, so, um, this is like if every move got
advantage or twenty nine and twenty seventeen and fourteen and twenty one and twenty one.
So he didn't hit nothing. All right, well it was worth a
shot shot, okay, Um, tempest, Uh no, no, no,
we still got doxy. We still got We've still got to We're not
we don't have broke my fuck there for a second. Take a breath,
Take a breath. Okay, all right, we were on valve and then
Tempest is next. Unless Tempest is and something else, you know, Valve
is still there. Tempest is up. Um, and what do you want
Tempest to do? Tempers could kill blue Blood just yeah, just do the
same thing you did before, a spell slot for that. So she'll just
lightning something else, chain lightning, except careful spell. There you go.
She could just do chain lightning and just hit one person. She'll do light
never from the sky. That would be that. That sounds cool. So
bit hits. He's got to do a deck save. And when the deck
save first and then it's eighty six, does he have a disadvantage on that
because he's blind. You have to see that. Yeah, so we're on
it twice. Then what he still yeah, he's so he's so Dextrousum,
eleven damage that actually doesn't kill him. Oh my god, God, XI
are gonna have to be the ones to kill her. It put it be
Doxy. The lightning strike comes down, zaps blue Blood. Blue Blood is
still alive. It'd be very poetic if I'm not saying Verona don't try to
kill him. But like, yeah, um we go, we go the
direction of Doxy. Miss we're in trouble. Okay, when we go hemlock
first, hemlock still here, so Hemlock's uh, hemlock can't quite make it
to do's black at the moment. So it's gonna go for USTA's valve first.
Yeah, she's gonna finish our valve. She jumps out of the rock.
She pours out her blade, her poisoned tipped blade. She runs up
to USTA's valve from behind, petrifying poisoned dagger with sneak attack, which is
an extra forty six damage. It's dad, So we do this. It
does actually doing much damage, but he has to do it saving thor does
He finally gets a petrification. This has never worked really, Yeah, it's
low see has it always that's not Yes, that's a damage. So ustless
valve it's a concept, right, yeah, man failed this cont save.
I want to see someone petrified. Yes, yo, ye, let's go.
I just opened a web browser by a mistake, and that's he got
a seven. Sorry, Verona is now covered by a web web browser.
I got to quit that quickly. It was the Sacramento Kings versus Warriors game,
and if I got caught streaming that, luckily it wasn't. Luckily it
wasn't the game. It was like the um, it was like the just
the NBA page. Okay, so it actually happened. He looks stabbed into
Eustace Valve, and Eustace Valves fails the Savings throw, so he slowly turns
into stone. So he's retrained, and then he's restrained and then next time
he repeats it and then he's turns are just into stone stone. Yes,
you see stone creeping up his body. Um. Yeah, that's how they
do because petrifications instant death. So they let you take two staves from How
does he respond to this? Whoa? Um, so we're gonna roll a
D three for the director now M three. Oh that's not good for you
guys. Ah? Who else is like everybody's here? Um, it's a
who's who of who we've killed you hear from the from the sky. Yeah,
and it's it's real. Adam Jefferson. No, no, no,
no, Adam comes down like American character M Jefferson. Jefferson Jefferson. It
would not be at him. Maybe it was actively that would be on your
side. Adam comes down with six change your Wings, carrying an RPG and
just starts black. Damn everybody, Okay Jefferson lands, would you're saving three
for Jefferson. Jefferson's a pretty good that. That's a bad one for you
because I'm not gonna tell you who else could have been. But you did
get two kind of shitty ones in our row. Jefferson's one of the only
good ones next to dark Heroson blue Blood. So he got thirteen initiative.
Um, but I'm also going to roll another D three Oh yeah, two
and two more pods land the Avengers a symbol and it is if it's that,
it is? Oh two more members of the Eight Flames. Okay,
cool, but we got you get Scourge and Bullet. I damn it.
I thought you're gonna say Blake like back. Oh my god, I want
everybody to know that like these pods lay and I'm like re enforces and they
step out. I'm like, ah, he's in his like black armor with
his red visor. He's got these um spider like appendages coming out, and
he's already to go. A bullet comes out. He she spins her guns.
She's she's ready to fight um short term, all right, Verona,
come on, buddy, Well the guns are still trucking it. So I'm
just gonna once again, I see blue Blood getting weaker and weaker by the
moment with all these attacks. Yeah, and I'm just going to point the
boomstick. Yeah, I mean you will kill him if you hit with these
attacks and you have advantage. Well that's even better. Well sharp shooter time.
Oh I'm an idiot. I mean which anyway, Yeah, well there's
one and then I'll just roll a normal one for the first one. Yeah,
okay, you hither I mean the first buckshot, Yeah, do that
damage? All right, this is going to kill this blue Blood clone.
How do you want to eviscerate him? So just as he has destroyed my
entire rib cage with a single punch against this rock, I'm just going to
shakley as he's like blinded, kind of stumbling around, point the shotgun right
in between his sternum and just blow it to pieces. Wow, good goodbye
Ribs and he just explodes in a mess of limbs and blue Blood. And
you've dealt with blue Blood Clone. There are still enemies afoot, You've still
the directors still here, there's still dust black in Jefferson. But the biggest
threat is God, I don't know, I don't would you allow me to
try to like steal behind the rocks so Ragnar it doesn't see me or it's
like, yeah, you can do a stef reception is so bad, you
could probably disengage. We have to get out of No, you can't stell.
You're not a rogue, so you can't steal, but you yeah you
could, just you could. Just his perception is so bad you can just
step behind the rock and it's enough, all right, I'm just gonna like
roll off the back of the rock. Yeah, okay, with your shattered
rim and not an idea loly person in like the corner of Ragnar's vision right
now is Trevor. So okay, I guess I land right next to heally
That's where I'm at, Like we gotta we gotta figure out some way to
corral Ragnar, like, you know, focus on Dominius or something. All
right, um, okay, it's all NPCs now, so all devils like
a BC. So we got Pole with her weapon. I do want to
apologize to you guys players because there's so many enemies at EPCs. I do
realize that your turns come around quite slowly. So I'm so desired just sitting
there. I'm enjoying this. Okay, well yeah, I actually I have
an idea that would be very funny. Yes, what's my turn? Okay,
okay, what do you want po to do? Continue with the flaming
sword? Oh yeah, okay, two flame attacks. Yeah, they both
hit this has Oh they're not eighteen plus twenty seven yeah eighteen forty No wait,
oh he's so fifty HP. Okay forty five is the flaming sword cuts
down into the nowt um blood tripping from his body. And now it's Cyril's
turn. Cyril is next to Eustace Valve. He is being petrified and yeah,
he restrained because he's parts Yeah, so he has advantage on this.
Yeah he's restrained. Okay, so we're gonna go straight with the trident with
advantage two times. No, I think, I think, Cyril, well,
I mean, I don't know what do you want to h do you
want to go to do something else? You can, because right now he's
he's in he's in battle mode, blood dripping down his mouth, he's ready
to I mean, he even says, I heard that you you were one
of the people that destroyed Pearl's Kingdom, and you know, Cyril, finish
him, go for it. Yeah, okay, they both hit. Yeah,
yeah, both hits. So we've got uh, twenty seven plus thirty,
twenty seven plus thirty. But it's the most damage he's ever done,
I think. And that kills Eusta's valve. So Cyril brings out his trident
and he goes, I know it's not the real you, but I'll use
this opportunity to get vengeance that I would have never been able to get before.
Thank you, And he drives the trident into User's vowel and creates a
whole wind of water that rips USTA's valve from the inside and he poofs up
into blood and smoke. And Cyril's fine with that because this isn't actually murder.
This is not real. Um. Yeah, and then Cyril didn't have
feelings, wipes the water off his watery brow and he poss dramatically and he's
very cool. It's Doxy's tongue. Oh shit, all right, Uh,
I would just say Doxy just regroup with everybody like a bullet and like this
head over there. I guess all right, I said it's forty five,
but either one would kill him. There's really nothing else to Uh. I'm
trying to think, how tom now, I really don't think there's anything she
could do here. What's the range of her daggers? Um, it depends
she can she can throw them with disadvantage at a longer range, and that
would be a regular attack. Okay, well what's the longer range? So
I think it's I think it's a thrown items can be thrown sixty feet and
then yeah, so she can hit most things. Uh. I mean if
she moves over to where a tempest and bullet is like from here, now
that's seventy yeah, I mean she can move up to here. I mean,
let's be real, would she listen to you, she'd probably still be
attack. Um. Yeah, she can use her bonus action to dash if
you her to move further away from in some direction. She can come over
to where I'm at. Do that, okay, okay, hide behind my
rock Okay. She wanted me to hide if she dashes, but she can
dash. That's fine. I'm not hiding either. I'm just behind us.
I'm just behind a rock smoking a cigarette, right, Okay. She dashes
over towards Williams rock, hides behind it, so William and docs okay,
And she's going to throw out her dacker without advantage because she's not in stealth
anymore. But it still hits and does a cigarette twenty twenty eight damage,
twenty seven damage. Sorry, because she goes, oh fuck it, nobody's
been let me smoke before she grabs the cigarette again, smoking behind her rock.
Why is there some arms? Smoke coming but comfling behind the rock?
The best fucking dad ever. I started smoking when I was like five.
It's whatever you know, will I would have ever smoke before in this campaign.
It's been mentioned, it's been mentioned. I don't. I don't smoke
anymore, but we're about to die. I keep a pack on in case,
like engage. Yeah right, all right, one final bug bite so
far they come on pearl. This is this is like the closest kind of
battle we have critically fail. Yeah, bite yourself and it will bite himself.
He'll take the damage. That doesn't kill him. But I'm gonna roll
a D six um. Uh, by the rules, by the rules.
I didn't nothing happened to Paul because there's nothing that Oh okay, William Europe,
all right, all right, I think we took down blue Blood.
Ragnar's raging. We got to figure out some way so he doesn't kill anybody.
I want to apologize to Verona. I do you want to say,
Varona, your weapons are uh next to Readmiral Jefferson at the moment, if
that changes anything, because you still have your bonus. Actually, I thought
you said it would take like four turns to get to the director. Yeah,
but you are, but he's over by, like within shooting range of
the director. More, I thought the rifle would have always been in shooting
range in your hands. It's got a hundred and twenty feet range, so
I think so I could shoot the director from me. So it was just
it was just the rifle looking. Justice would have been Yeah, it's a
closer range weapon, I think. Regardless, Yes, you could have You
could shoot the director if you wanted to. Well, what the fucker?
I apologize. They are by a gay Admiral Jefferson roughly, So only the
rifle could actually make a shot. You can you can make a shot with
a rifle, and that is you can only do one shot with them,
all right, bing bong? I mean and that hits do the damage?
Okay, Yeah, so the director takes eleven damage, doesn't I mean,
she's just more injured. William, it's still your son. Go ahead,
Yeah, I'm just rowing again. What tundred two two? That's a good
one. I feel something that can quell a raging bear. I'm trying to
have fruit for me to join the battle. It's the why Kawai. You
can make thut, you can make cut? All right? No, I
know how to do this, all right? Would you no? No?
No? Would you consider this a ranged attack? Could I use this?
Yeah? Yeah? You know, all right? Because my goal is I'm
going to make Dominius super fucking cute, and it's so cute that Ragnar notices
him and tries to attack him next time. It's I don't know. Here's
the thing is the Dominius is behind right when I'm picturing this. I'm picturing
super anime kawaii like sparkles and rainbows up here behind him and ship Hello everybody,
I'm Dominius chan. I mean, you can't do that, but but
reckon, I would have to do a full one eighty. So it's and
this is what I will say. If Dominius comes into Ragnar's eye line,
I will say that that's good enough that he would attack Dominius over like Deris.
But all right, cool, But he has to go into dak Ragna's
eyeline, and Ragnar is currently not facing his direction. Ragna is going to
go for it, probably Trevor or anyone else that he can see. If
not, no, because he's not on the turn list. He comes,
he goes after Dominius thirteen initiative. Oh wait, Cornelius should be next.
Let me pull him up and wait who was the other new guy? Jefferson?
Damn I wish I wouldn't have I wish I wouldn't have burned my action
surge on the last move here. Damn it. You can, it's so
funny. You can. You can? I mean, you can make Dominius
cuter if you want. God, I have plucked my head again. Okay,
it's back. I think you're better off just using your rogue abilities.
Damn you could have something really good. Are you still have something something cool
here? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm just like random. Yeah that's
the luck O the random. But I love these fruits. Yeah, all
right, I'm just gonna all right, I'm just gonna attack HIMINNI us again.
I'll pop out and use tempest kick. Okay, go ahead, Tempest
kick him yep, twenty three. At least that hitt thirty six damage?
Whatever can make? Can I? I can't I use my bonus action to
roll my fruit. Damn it. Yeah? Can I make the tempest kick
the cuteeness tree? Yeah? Sure, so okay, it's part of your
attack cuts kick cuteness kick. All right. Let's okay, him do a
save, but he won't use a legendary resistance. If he fails this,
I will say, um, it's gonna be a con save. All right.
He has to be an eighteen. Oh he loses, Oh my god.
So he becomes really cute like big eyes like super kawhides sup and he's
um, he stuck. I'm going to kill you. There's this some bomb
I imagine he turns like it doesn't make him weaker, but he turns like
cheeby mode. You know, it's incredible. I love that. Okay,
So that's your that's your time. We're gonna do Cornelius. Now I'm not
hiding, No, I can't. I used everything. I'm just out in
the open now because he was he's number sixteen, and um, we'll just
happened to eight punch and whoa he hits for me. Yeah, sorry,
you just got punched. Oh all right, now we do Now we do
Duras Black Durus. Okay, so what's my my you're right after Durist Black.
You're thirteen, okay, Durist Black is fourteen. So Durist Black raises
his weapon into the air and he comes down to hit you. That does
hit, but as it hits you, it goes um and it's it's a
balloon because it's really cute. Um, William, when you made Durist cute,
he also made his armor cute because that's a part of him. And
and when you make a sword cute, it doesn't it's not a weapon anymore.
It's it's a it's a balloon weapon, which I think is a really
fair way to rule the cuteness fruit and somewhat affective. It's that's actually fair
because like there's like the art fruit. Yeah, like that practical. So
it hits you, it just goes. It will still do one damage.
It did something my heart and then but that's still gonna do any damage because
he's cute, so even if he critically fails, it doesn't matter. So
cute, I'll make him do another. I'll make him do another con save
at the end of his turn, which he was only cute for that round,
so he didn't do any darage. He falls over and goes, oh,
I had a boo boo, and then he turns war back into dust.
Yeah my god, oh that was awesome. No, I want to
see fan all right, right now it is your turn, So Trevor is
the only one in your view. Do you want to do a wisdom to
save at the start of your turn before anything? Okay? If I say
one, actually, okay, we'll do the wisdom save first. Devil's luck
boys, come on, come on, Devil's luck. No, okay,
shit, okay, all right, So I like Regdo's eyes are like flickering
back from like consciousness from the unconsciousness, like I fail to save and back
like unconsciousness, we're like whatever, and but before it happens, while it's
flickering, I just like I know Verona's nearby, and I say, Verona
kill me. And then in that in the moment I fuck up Trevor.
All right, you just go You're doing three attacks on Trevor. I issue
what I mean? Are you are you think it would just be one until
he falls over? Right? Go ahead? Yeah I did that knock him
out? Yes? It does. Okay, can I do something really cool
now? Go ahead. I just want to do like I us picture like
with like in this broided out form, you know, like Lufy and Gear
two. How he's like kind of disappears for a second. Blue Bear Ragnar
is after knocking out Trevor just like disappears for a second and appears like he's
like he would turn around. Maybe he turns around slowly disappears. Yeah yeah,
And his next two enemies he sees are girls Blacken durls. Well,
okay, no, this is what I'll say. Well no, because I'm
out too. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay. So here's the thing,
Rene is, You're gonna attack the first person you see and when you turn,
you're either going to turn clockwise or anti clockwise, which means you're either
going to see William or Hemlock. Right, okay, that is true.
Yeah, that's there directly behind me, William. Why didn't you walk back
behind the rock You could have. I didn't because I didn't. You just
forgot to. Yeah, okay, sure, so, Ragna, seventy episodes
in that cannot surprise you. Ye, Ragna, I want you to roll
a D two. If it's one, you're going William direction. If it's
two, you're going Hemlock direct. All right, let's do this. Come
on, sis, how do I roll? Because the space one D two
hemlock. So that's what happens, like lupy gear two in like a yeah,
like Ragno slowly turns around and the second he sees someone within his sight,
he did, like appears right in front of Hemlock. Yes, and
I sling to its acts. I guess your last two Yeah? They both
hit. Uh? All right, we're doing double damage on that, right?
So does that enough to snake her unconscious? No? Oh no,
no, sorry? The leven it's thirty thirty thirty nine times two. It's
like almost almost eighty. Okay, that takes her down to one health.
Um, all right, so she's on one or walk. She was just
trying to help. Holy shit. Um, so she wasn't uncanny dodge only
works for a text you can see, and she wasn't facing in Ragnar's directions,
so she can't half the damage. Um. I mean she would probably
know as a giant roy No. No, the way that Ragna described it
specifically was that he came out of nowhere. Right, Okay, yeah,
so hemlock. It's now one one, Um, it's now Rear Admiral Jefferson's
turn. All right, let's all right, Ramot Jefferson I think is gonna
shoot. Um, what the fuck does he have? Because he he has
guns? He has guns, he have the does he have the justice because
we because Verona took it? Okay, he has the mini gun that fires
four times? Right, that was the really strong thing. Oh that's fantastic.
Yeah, so that's what he's gonna use. But but the thing about
the minigun is each one has to hit a different person. Right. Uh,
sure, that's how minigun works. It has a Okay, well I
thought he only had two? Did he hear four? This is the only
thing that it has two, but they fight. It's the only thing here
that I say has the amount of time it fires. Um yeah, uh,
apparently they were mounted on the ship. Oh so he had two on
him. He definitely had two on him. So he has two. I'm
gonna say, I think he had two on the ship and two on him.
No yet four? Remember the art he has four on Okay? No,
no, because I used yeah, yeah, when I did my movie
Pizarro, I used his stats for the guns. Yeah, I remember.
It definitely has four. And the reason why he didn't attack four times was
because you guys destroyed the guns to make him have it less. Right,
Okay was the whole idea? Right? I think you animated one and then
gummed up another, so immediately off the bat he didn't have four? But
a nice How much HP do your animated weapons are for rona? Do we
remember that? I don't think we've ever really discussed it. They never discussed
them. Yeah, because they're just objects. It's never really come up.
They've never really been targeted, but because they've been next to you and people
just target you. But in this situation they are right next to him.
I think it's the only situation where he would probably target them, right,
So that's fair. Um. And they're just weapons, so they wouldn't have
a high DC. Little Timmy, no m for a little Timmy, I
did say, yeah, I think that's just objects, right, Yeah,
that's fair. So yeah, um yeah, I mean he's gonna fire two
at those. Well, they're dead, and he just destroys both your rifle
of injustice and your rifle. As the mini guns fire off and rip holes
into them, they scream in pain. I never thought we could feel paid.
And they die. Sorry, guys, they good weapons get destroyed.
Naw, and you okay, I'm lucky. Yeah, I mean they're just
guns, right. Um, it's just more than little Timmy was more to
me than that last little tim say, gets so many pounds, okay,
and then he's gonna walk up next to Cornelius and he's gonna fire off one
and gets wording and want and geinst Doris. Okay, HiT's me. Yeah,
so William you take twenty two. You can on Cunny Dogs one.
Yeah, I'm doing nine, and Kenny Dodge dors you block all the mini
guns shots with your with your shield. Okay. So that's a very top
little friend. And I guess that means it's not Clementine. Hell, all
right, she's gonna have a heart attack. Ump. I mean the guns
are still fixable, right, like they just put their scrap on the ground.
Ums, Clementine gonna have a heart attack. If she gets a second
critical fail, I'm gonna make her fall unconscious, you know. Actually no,
if she gets under ten, she will fall unconscious. I think that's
fair with the with the she's having a really bad day, she's got a
five, she falls unconscious. She just Calevantine's entire battle was running up to
Ragna hitting him once. Das going, I'm scary, and she's getting so
terrified that she thought her conscious, Barista, what do you expect? I'm
speaking of it? Which, Doris, is your turn? What was the
funny thing you wanted to do? All right? What I'm going to do
is I see Ragnaw freaking raging behind me. I'm like, oh no,
he's at it again. Um. And so what I'm going to do.
I see this man who looks exactly like me, and I'm gonna move around
and I'm gonna be like, I'm the strongest man alive. I am stronger
than Ragna the Great Ship. Yeah, my perception is bad, but I
can hear my hearing fine. Yeah he's a bear. Yeah you're hearing it's
fine. Can I can? I just have you do like a perception check
to see if you do hear it um, because that is good bait.
Oh my god. Three. I feel like it should I think it shouldn't
be perception because like my visual sucks, but my hearing should be fine.
You're to hear someone screaming, very good, you can smell his voice.
The only thing you can hear in your ears at the moment is the blood
pumping, right, you know, like when you bear that heartbeat just going.
And honestly, you've got to think your passive perception is seven. So
oh yeah, like if you if you've got a ten or higher, I
would have said you heard it. But with a three, I think that
the blood in your ears you cannot hear. It's a good idea, though,
a good idea, and it might work. You can still attack if
you want. Duris all right. Well, I see at least drows blacked
down before. I mean, so at least I will attack with advantage.
And you're like cornered right now, Darris, Yeah, I'm kind of in
a bad spot. Um. Oh no, I don't get some health back?
Yeah, a little bit, A little wow. That's um, you
don't have any maneuvers left to you. I have nothing. We're all tapped
out. I think using that was my bonus. Yeah, that's all I
have. All right. I mean Durst black, drist is low, but
he's still up. I mean he's not up, he's on the ground,
but he's still alive. Uh oh wait, no, no, no,
I saw my bonus action right or going on? You have a bonus action
yet? Um? Then I'm going to use the lights and the temporary hit
points that I gained. And he traveled down and I'm like, you're not
dying down, Travis still got HP. He's he's down. You're right,
you're right, you're right, you're right. He's dead, he's not.
Daddy's unconcious yet not Daddy's unconscious. It's okay, all right, get so
I guess he gets My first one is ten h Yeah, yeah, okay,
you're back at ten HP. He keeps coming back up there. You
know what I really owe you one? Doris? Oh yeah, we still
need your assistance. We have a roaded out there and a lot of enemies.
Well who should like going? Should I take out Ragna or should I
take out one of these two? Well, we have this down guy right
next to me. I could take that guy down. He looks a lot
like you. That's weird. Why does he look like you? You know?
He's apparently evil me from a different planet. Um so, I mean,
I don't feel any sympathy, So go ahead, and I don't worry.
There's an evil me and his name is William Hi. It's strange how
much we have in common we do? Why don't you join the Marines?
Friend? Oh, I have a much great car waiting for me. Yo.
Wouldn't Trevor be super pissed off to see Jefferson back? True? I
think, but he's future. But I also think he understands what's going on.
He's not like, yeah, what are you doing here? You know?
He understands Dominius to get He's pretty smart. He's not done. He's
not like me. All the smarts went to him, and he hits three
times. He might just kill Dominius here. Yeah he definitely, yeah,
yeah he does. Okay, So he runs up and he sees Dominius on
the ground, pulls up his sword and with three clean swipes, cuts him
into three pieces, Like like a sushi that you cut into three pieces.
I should order sushi tonight and sectioned. You should body lay there dead on
the ground and then evaporate into black smoke, and you've got rid of Dominius.
Um. All right, there we go that Ragnar is honestly the greatest
threat on the board right now. True, true, And that means it's
tempest time. If you guys team up, you can knock me out.
I believe. I don't know if we okay, I mean okay. So
now now it's all these other NPCs and they look up to William and they
the bullets in scourges in scourges, Like, what do you want me to
do? Uh? If you can try to distract Ragnar for one of you
or take out the guy attacking, I don't know. I feel like,
can anybody reach where? Like DeRos is right, two enemies, he's back.
He looks over to you, William goes, I can get anywhere.
I have amazing potential. Oh you're made of light too, No that's cool.
No, I'm not made of light. You'll see. What do you?
All right? Pick tell me a target and I can get to move
right in between me and Cornelius and then attack Cornelius. Then okay, we'll
give him next to me. He puts out his hand and web comes out
at a fighter. No, no, no, he swings over and lands
right to land all right, cool? And then he gets out and he
starts tiring web shots at corn Me. Who we got, spider he's got
the web web no me alright? Sure, biderm Man, Oh my god.
Okay, so he fires off two web shots Spider Man. He doesn't
hit either of them. A ship and he just does a pose as he
stands there. All right, As long as he's a buffer in between me
and getting hit, I don't care. All right, What do you want
Tempest and Bullet to do? Bullet has ranged. You know she's got guns.
Um can she just fire a lightning? Bought it in a Newton?
Now Pearl could kill him on her next turn at issue. Just have him
come over where we are, because then we could just wanted to dash towards
you as all right, they're gonnadash towards you. Um well, actually,
if she has that lightning thing. Could well hold on where a sheet before
this? Yeah? She could probably chain lightning. Yeah, couldn't she just
um if yeah, okay, okay, if she was there, could she
move thirty feet here and then just lightning like this? Yes, she can.
She can move feet and lightning. Cornelius and Jefferson. All right,
let's do that. But that's awesome, but it's just dashing. Tempest runs
up chain lightning. Chain lightning might be able to hit in a note as
well. Forty feet okay, chain lightning, Cornelius and Jefferson, she can
do all right? Cool? Yeah, Pearl Scott he's on one hp.
Pearl could kill him next day. Yeah, okay, Tempest, that's her
battle. I don't want to interrupt her battle. Tempest close down weather and
cools down a chain lightning lightning bolt comes down. It's gonna hit uh,
these two fellas, and they're book gonna take tenty eight damage. They're gonna
do. Dick says, okay, come on, So the lightning comes down
from the sky as she manipulates the weather. Jefferson does a deck say and
oh I'm on the wrong page. Everyone could see all my creatures. Um,
whoops, whoops, whoops, what did they see? They probably saw
nothing, all right, good, Okay, they didn't see what my creatures.
They just saw whiteness. Nobody says they Yeah, it's just it's just
yeah, okay, okay, sorry for that, guys, Rea Abril.
Jefferson fails the role. Oh yes, um uh, because has no page.
I have rolled twenty off in two pages, one for the role and
one for me to do things on um so that the stream could see it.
But I could still go into the menus and not to get rid of
the roles, if that makes sense. Um fuck? What was what was
lightning? Note to self edit this bit out the effort ten dy eight h
ten dy eight damage. God, Um, I feel like it's not great,
not great, but a lot of threes and a lot of ones.
Clementine and Clementine and Cornelius. This is like really good against Cornelis. This
would kill Cornelis if he fails this saving thowkay oh my god, and he
probably doesn't. He fails, so so Cornelius dies the lightning just Cornelis and
his mental hands and he just rises. Jefferson just before we keep back this
battle going. Is there any place that you guys need to be like,
because I'm good. I have a feeling that this episode might might go a
bit longer. I'll just sneak out to the bathroom once. You're usually the
one that has to go good, Okayeta, With the way everything's going,
there is a chance this might actually be an extra you know, hour depending
because we're going to do all the extra yeah, extra stuff. So all
right, that's thirty damage to Jefferson. I mean, actually, the audience
are very happy. Is the final episode we got? It ends when it
ends, right, there's no two b continue here. So Tempest zaps Jefferson
with and Cornelius with chain lightning. Cornelius dies Jefferson's fine relatively um and bullets
dashed, so she can't do anything. I don't know. That's that's oh
Hemlock. Is Hemlock gonna attack ragnot or will she have any means of She
doesn't give me petrify them, but she can do that. No, I
don't want to be involve a warning to die. Yeah, yeah, that's
what I mean. I don't want her to do that. That's why I'm
going to attempt some theme with Ragna a right record, So I'm coming up
pretty Smukay would probably disengage and hide this. However, Hemlock looks behind her
and see Cyril and knows that Hemlock does disengage. The next person Ragnall's path
is Cyril. Is there anyway has to hide too? Yeah? Yeah,
I mean she turns the Cyril and goes, boy, you've got to hide.
You've got to get out of here like um like they take the help
like she takes the help action to get out of there with Cyril, and
Cyril will be have a tournament before Ragna. Oh that's right, Yeah,
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna use However, Ragner has sentinel shit, so
do I you sentinel in this in this state? And sentinel would not hit
Cyril tries to escape, he'd be able to get out of here. Hemlock
tries to escape, you would Could she assume you sentinel? Because could she
send one of her snakes to distract Ragner and get them to go in another
direction? Oh no, because it doesn't It doesn't. It doesn't matter.
It's just if someone's leaping combat distance. Okay, well do you want me?
I just Ragnol, you would you sent like you see her try anymore.
I feel like, yeah, yeah, it doesn't make yeah, like
I know there's an opening. I would attack you're you're you know you don't
have a high to hit right this This isn't a reckless attack, Sentinel.
It's just a regular attack. So so do a regular attack if it hits
hemlocks down. If it doesn't, she escapes, I'm okay, okay,
so hemlok. Hemlock says the Cyril, Cyril, you have to get out
of here. Okay, your your life is far more important than minus.
And she she starts to dash out the way, and as she leaves,
Ragnar do do Does Ragnar say anything as he cuts down Hemlock literally nothing like
he almost lifeless down Hemlock. Cyril just sees Hemlock fall to the floor.
You could see the spear in Cyril's eyes, and Cyril's just looking up at
the Cyric. Get away. He's too far away for cents, he can
get away. Hemlock's not dead, but again she is unconscious. Okay,
okay, um, it's a D two now right for the for the director
water Or would hold Ragnar. Not only does ragnob advantage of shreds checks,
but he also is automatically at twenty. Right. I could try making him
cute, but that's a can't save. And I feel like he's good at
that. All right. You you see the director summoned someone else and you
hear, dude dat all right, Sunshine, it's me. It's big Bosa,
it's you. Yeah, Mike, big Bosa. Fucking what I still
owe you for calling me wizzo. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass hey again.
All right, kick my ass, I'll kick yours is how we do
it, all right, I'll kick harder. I just I just accidentally out.
I clicked one of my bookmarks and I lost twenty and I went to,
Um, how's the basketball game? Go? Yeah? Yeah, I'm
sorry. I'm watching Sacramento Kings again. I hope they're winning. I really
do Game seven. I really hope they're winning. It's game seven. Um,
someone in chat tell me who's winning, because it is happening right now.
Oh my god, this guy stop. Okay, you got a nineteen
initiative, which is very good. Um Verona Europe, all right, all
right, go ahead, Verona. Now that I have nothing animated, I
can still animate things. Yes, So what I'm gonna do is over here
bleeding out. I'm gonna dig once again into my little pouch and I'm gonna
pull out the yellow vial of Spinkle's special substances, which, if you will
recall, shrinks people, and I'm going to animate it. Yes, okay,
So since this thing is going to be small and running across the field,
I don't want to take any chances of Ragnar killing anybody else. So
what I'm gonna do is Lissa's little arm guard, right. It made it
so that I can be way more accurate with my shots. Yes, So
I'm gonna put all of my hope into her invention to give this thing the
softest throw of my life. Or it doesn't chatter when it lands on his
shoulder, and it's gonna crawl up his fucking face and ingest itself in him,
shrank him down through an itty bitty avoided out. It's just decks,
right, advantage decks thor advantage decks throw it so I would just real like
just dexterity. Yeah, advantage decks. It doesn't need to be Yeah,
he's a big target, he's a big times. It's more it's it's more
precision than it is like strength him because he wants its overhand and it just
yea, the kings are down by ten points of it lands on Ragnar's shoulder
and it will run up. He wanted to to just like ingest like pour
all of the substance into Ragnar's mouth, like yeah, I imagine like game
of mouth open right he doesn't. Yeah, it's also something that Ragna wouldn't
note with his passages. So do you feel like that's fair bricks that?
I think that's very mouth open the vial. It's such a good idea,
the viral color perception role, but I'm negative three with them. I mean
a passive perception wouldn't hit it so okay, and with no inkling of anything,
right, you wouldn't make the role. And so the thing comes over
and pours herself into your open mouth. He feel the liquid seeping into any
He almost seeps into some of your wounds and stuff from blue blood um and
it just makes him tiny, right, yeah, it just like makes him
Remember when William was a small gourd, yeahd was unrelated. Imagine that we
can handle a small rag night. When I was turned into the board,
I was tiny. I was tiny. When when he gets stowed over.
When he gets stowed over, he goes who hears you're half in all dimensions,
your weight is reduced. You go to medium for small, you have
disadvantage on all strength related checks. I don't know rustage because you William was
like when I was When I was I was medium, I would I was
tiny? I right? Sorry, my bad? Yeah, yeah, Ragnar
is large. Maybe go bound by two so from large? If what's Ragnar
right now? He's large? Right, yeah, he's large. It's so
so small, it's huge. He's huge right now, so be large to
medium. Were gonna go back now he's huge right now, I'm gonna say
he goes down to small, right, m Okay, it's relative, so
he will be like like a cup, he's like total size, right,
yeah, like a cup right, Because because William went down to like itty
bitty, like little rookie size, So you going down from huge, I'd
say you go down to like, yeah, like toddler size. Okay,
And no, no, okay, no, no, no, he would
be large because he's taken up four spaces. That's large, so he'd go
down to tiny or small? Yeah yeah, okay, sorry, I thought
four spaces is hure and be like, yeah, no, I just looked
it up. It's nine spaces for huge, ok yeah, yeah, all
right, yeah um because some reason I thought large with he's like a little
Teddy Bear. He is like a little yeah large, So you go down.
Um yeah, you're like a little Teddy beth. Um, like a
little small cocaine. And I feel between the bonus action to animate and the
action to throw it, that's really all I can do. So I think
I'm done with that. I mean, that'll deuel. I mean you still
immediate, will still move, Okay, I guess I'll just run to the
other side of the rock, yes, out of range from Ragnar. Okay,
you know what I'm gonna say. I'm wanna say this. I know
he reduce actually only reduces if I ad four less damage like that just counteracts
it. But I what I will say is that his which is halved,
which means his damage is normal. Um, because that makes sense because he's
tiny, tiny guy, tiny little cumpany there. Because this this potion of
size reduction is more potent than the reduced spell. So yeah, I'm gonna
say it wouldn't have your damage. And in this case, it means that
ragnot does normal damage instead of double damage, which is good, and it
is a very good idea. I'm still gonna kill Trevor. Figure out some
way to make it work, all right. Oh that's a great point,
and I don't think I can hold an executioner's acts. The weapon also shrinks.
It's part of the description. Well it's a tiny execution. Yeah,
you have a tiny execution. Um po Po kills him. Yes, So
Poe swings down onto the new I mean the NEWD versus Pole was that was?
That was a nice little size what everyone who's already said, I wish
one btn D was one on one battles. You've got serial vers vow.
There you go versus the Newts. There you go. Pole slices with two
xes and cuts the neot cleanly, and he evaporates into locusts and shadow and
blood. Cyril is gonna run behind a rock and hide. That's fair.
Wait wait wait, oh he's hiding. He's hiding. Um, he's gonna
use this action to hide because that's what Hemlock told him to do. He
doesn't have a hide skill, so I just do decks, okay, which
is enough. It's higher than it has to be higher. Than seven to
hide from right now. Um, then we got Doxy. What do you
want doctor to do? Will him? Oh my god? All right,
well just throw daggers at Jefferson. I guess just do that. Maybe move
up a little bit, all right, Doxy. I think Doxy will probably
throw dagger at Jefferson and then hide. Yeah it's a nice safe maneuver.
Yeah, there you go, a very rogue maneuver. Yeah, more than
what I plus. Um, I'm just gonna do minus fifteen minus eight on
Jefferson, not Eve. We're gonna do mats. What do you want he
need to do? Anything? If you do get heally to pick up hemlock,
he is the next thing in range for ragna corona. I mean you
can he's right there if you want to heal. Um, you feel like
you want to save him for unconscious guys, because like I can just kind
of stay pretty low key for a little bit. Okay, some damn Maybe
just because he has limited heels, I think he has two remaining save him
just for unconscious people. Then I guess, yeah, I think that's right,
Like at least have healely move around the rock. Yeah, okay,
okay, now it's big Bowser. Oh, what's he gonna do? He's
fucking huge. No he doesn't, he's tiny. Oh now he's huge.
Yeah, I mean that's what he does. He gets huge. That's his
devil foods become big. Um, he becomes big, and I think he
he's going to smack again. It's even dourosal Pole. That's the options when
they get sporned. So two again, it's Poe Oh no, oh,
Pearl dodge you big bozo clown hammer. It hits is. It's gonna knock
called unconscious. It's gonna knock her out. She won her fight, though,
that is an anime. Yes, I win and goes no. Giant
gown hammer comes down and smashes her into the ground. So it's like every
fight Chad has in Bleach where he new technique. Just boys a dude,
and then immediately somebody super strong cuts his ass down. Yeah every time.
Yeah, he's too far away from durast for she's too far away from Douras
for the wolf. They're in opposite directions. William all right, I got
two more roles. I'm like, come on, something good, something good,
final battle, give me something. Direction is absolutely loving this one hundred
and two one hundred and two something powerful. This is the Horry Horror.
No, it's the It's eaten by Bonbon. It allows the user to make
people fall in love with them through lights. It's from the premier show one
I Know about taking one on one video. He talks about videos on every
feller fruit in the entire show. This is one of them. He allows
people to fall in love with them through lights. It's fucked up. He
uses it in the premier show to like make Nami fall in love with him
and like it's really weird. Who do you want to make fall in love
with you? William? Well, uh, you know, Jefferson's with the
arrange. Sure, I'll try to get Jefferson to Jefferson wisdoms. Jefferson,
what's the DC that he has the It would be probably eighteen Yeah, damn
it, damn it. He doesn't fall in love with you, sorry,
ship, And that was my turn. Wouldn't he mean if you love it
would be powerful? Man? You know? All right? All right,
Ragna, you are in another situation where you can turn in two directions and
either you're gonna go for big Bozo or you're gonna go for tempest. So
would do a wisdom say first, of course Tempest is directly behind me,
but you would guess he would it would turn if you want, if you
went that way. Yeah, if he's turning laft, he's gone for Big
Bozo, which that which is good. It would have it would have been
Pearl, but yeah, Pearl's not conscious. So wisdom saye first, because
if you go with them, control your actions. Come on, boys,
come on boys, one okay, d two one for Bozo, two for
Tempest. No slash slash? Are you always do our slash? Yeah?
So you turn right and you go around. You look at the rock that
Cyril's hiding behind. You don't see Cyril. You look at the rock the
Verona and Helia honey behind you don't see them. And then you see Tempest
and I guess you go towards Tempest. Oh boy, am I within range?
Yes, you are definitely within range? And then I swing. Yeah,
there you go, three swings at Tempest. No double damage though,
and the first one doesn't hit, had no advantage or do you have to
Yeah? Just straight roles, Yeah, just straight roles. I mean I
could recklessly attack, I mean I should be recklessly attacked. No, no,
but but you have disip found out because of the string. Oh yes,
so that's why it's straight roles. Yeah, yeah, do the damage.
You hit two of them and then so you actually this is less of
between because of the tiny thing. Twenty seven. Let's go tiny Ragnar Ragnar
SnO ye boys fifty, So you you slice down two shots into tempests with
fifty because oh yeah, guys, he he would he would still be in
range. He wasn't that far from Yeah, he really wasn't that far for
tempest um, even even at his smaller size, he would move. Okay,
so I guess it's were Ramul Jefferson. Now, yep, Riamo Jefferson's
gonna light up some mini guns on skirt. Well, he's spider Man,
he should be able to. I think it's two ones. It's gonna be
one on each of you. Actually there's four in front of him. He's
gonna be one each. So we're gonna do William first, would you get
for that nineteen for wind? Yeah, we're gonna do. Oh right,
well, okay, whole bullet gets hit and then duros of course you actually
get hit, so everyone does. Might knock me out. William, you
got thirty you can harve it, of course because you can see it and
then you okay, fifteen, so I'm good. You're good. Scot takes
very low though damage and strong um forty eight damage to scourge. He's still
alive, he's all right, he's all right, but he's getting lit up
by bullets. Speaking of bullets, bullets gets lit up by twenty two points
of damage and dust. You are going to take the remaining twenty five?
Oh yeah, I can use I have one more use of tech. I
I can harden my body and the shield spell use that. Oh you're gonna
use that? I don't get hit yeah, okay, okay, all right,
cool, then I'll make it. Then he got on nineteen to hit
me or twenty to hit me. Yeah, it'd be twenty one. Okay,
oh yeah, increases your mclass swich six you're fine. Um. Clementine
is unconscious, but not like not like unconscious. She's gonna die, so
she's not doing death, says she's just unconscious unconscious, Durst, you're up.
It's really just start doing this. No, she's not. She she's
like, um none, just like passed out right, all right. If
she's just she still has she's at zero health, right, she's yeah,
yeah, she still has two points. She's just a conscious she's not making
death saves. Yeah, all right, Well, I see two threats before
me, but I see Pearl down next to me, and no one's there
to support her. Meanwhile, I see the captain and the others out took
tones my captain. I really am I I'll have to leave Jefferson for you.
Okay, you know what, I'm just gonna I'm gonna kick his ass
next time, don't worry. Yeah, I'm gonna come over here next to
big bones. You remember me, I blocked all your fucking attacks last time.
He hogs his nose. It's cloud in time, all right, And
I'll just do some attacks. I mean one hits, and I'm gonna use
that eight damage and my bonus action to get Pearl back up immediately, polls
back up, all right, and then i'll just tune the rest my damage.
We don't have advantage one sixteen sixteen doesn't hit. No fuck, okay,
what do you want? Hit'll go? No damage? Oh you're stabbing
furiousity until like his toes. That's all I can do. Oh wait wait,
wait, no, I do well he's too big. I can't even
shove him. Yeah for shoving. Yeah, and I think that takes a
bonus action anyway, that's a bonus. Actually, I already used my bonus,
so idn't even do that. Trevors up and Trevor goes to William.
Which one of these is more important? I know that Jefferson's really strong,
but I don't know how strong the clown is. All right, brother,
let's go kick the shit out of this, uh Jefferson guy. Together,
Let's do it. I mean, I don't feel great hurting a fellow Marine,
but I've done it before. Yeah, William and Trevor tag battle on
this. I've done it before, and regretfully, I'll do it again.
Um, he goes not to Jefferson. It's so funny because one of the
first times you meet Trevor, he literally kills like a marine or advantage.
It's not a great guy. Um, he doesn't have those advantages, but
they want it anyway. Yeah, God, now he hits. Yeah,
now he's going mental. Now he goes mental sword plus plus his swordsmanship ability,
like the combination of that is insane. One hundred. Yeah, you
could do that against Blue Blood yeah, one hundred twenty seven damage. I
mean slicing down Jefferson, but cutting into him like crazy. Jefferson is bleeding
out. Um, why is Big Bosa in the one place? There's two
Big boss on the turn order? Yeah? Um it is now the the
the the arrivalent pycs and I'm going to roll a D two because it's been
two rounds, so there's more coming? What what? All? Right?
Here comes some more? Who do you think it's gonna be? Come on,
Jimmy, I mean no, Jimmy. Jimmy's here. We can win.
I know we can't. It isn't Jimmy. It is. That means
the last one that's gonna come is gonna be the one with Jimmy in it.
Okay, well that'll be our saving grace Luna and Asta, who la
your wife? Your your wife on the back there's technically happening at the end
of the time because they know what it's actually so I didn't summon them this
time. Card Luna comes out with her moon blade. Asta comes out with
his weed. Umma has to do a death saving throth. Here are you
smoking around my pregnant wife? You sorry? Put out my cigarette? Like
oh shit, got pregnant, woman got krip fail. So she oh,
that means she's not dead. She's got two out of three. That means
its again. She dies. Oh no, this is where Hemlock dies.
Oh no, damn sorry, she was the hot one. Okay, So
Tempest is here in front of Ragna. U she could try to escape,
but Ragna will Oh I thought she said she wasn't rolling whatever I got anyway,
you got? You got him confused, Clementine, Oh, I did
idea. So Tempest is standing there in front of Ragna and it turns round
to William and goes, he's your friend. But do you want me to
like knock him out? Like, if you can knock him out, you
can try go for it. The weather, Oh my god. Okay,
then un lethally strike him with lightning. I don't I would strike him with
lightning. Honestly, I think just striking him with lightning is fine. He'll
live. I could try, and I could throw him. He's small enough
that I can throw him around with wind. That man, Yeah, that
man, I could do that. Hal wind blow her towards the It says
a random direction. All right, well that's you know what where are the
devil. No no, no, oh wait, no, gust of wind
I can do. It wouldn't do any damage, but it will make him.
It will push him in a direction fifteen feet unless he has to do
a saving throw. So that's what's gonna do. Gust of wind. She's
gonna push him towards the enemies, so so that he's facing Oh wait,
no, that would actually be bad because because he'd be facing Trevor, every
direction is not good. But I think he would probably see the big clown.
He would see that. Yeah, he's a giant clown. Yeah,
I could see a giant alight. It's gonna push Ragno and clown direction,
clown clown. You have to do a strength saving throw. You would usually
have advantage on this, but because you're small, you have disadvantage. So
it's just a straight strength roll. Yeah, it's still no twenty no matter
what. No, no, no, no, not for save you throws.
That's just for checks. Okay, so yeah no, but yeah,
she's too beefy, desperately a cub. She desperately tries to burst wind um
and then she looks behind her and she just sees bullet and she sees you
William and goes, I'll stand my ground. I'll stand my ground. That's
fair, that's fair. I believe in you. Right, Okay, she
was doing that for your benefit. You're like, all right, good,
thanks, you didn't You don't even thank her. You're just like, that's
fair. You die. She's like, all right, if you're gonna be
a bruffle about it, I'll move out the way. No, no,
go right ahead, stay right where you are. It's fine. You're a
good I'll do this for you. Bullet, Yeah I feel it, says,
yeah, okay, it's the director. But no, no, no,
all right, well we don't know. We have we have bullet and
sketched. Bullet and sketch. For the sketch, they're both gonna atack Jefferson.
I think so it's all right. I think it's Spider Man. You
got this. Spider Man's coming up. He's gonna fire up his two web
shots whilst you guys are pissing, let's go hit. Um. They don't
do a ton of damage. However, however, he's got to do a
strength saving throw. Um. Wait, it's not a decent damage every all.
Actually, sixteen plus sixteen, that's just over thirty. He's got to
do a strength saving throw early two thirty two. That's all right. Actually,
he's gotta do a strength saving throw if he fails this strength saving throw,
which he does, Jefferson's is now trapped in webb, which includes his
mini guns. So, like Spider Man does to his enemies, Jefferson is
now encased in in webbing, which is incredible. Good job, Spider Man.
And then we got bullet bullets going to come up and shoot for Admiral
Jefferson advantage. And then it's Verona, even though he just went to the
toilet. He'll be quick. He'll be quick. I believe in him.
He's a fast pisser. Um he's well, it's gonna come up and found
the hammer. So she's gonna stand next tripper and found the hammer, which
might not hit his advantage. It's got advantage. Bah bah bah bah blah
blah blam fires a load of shots into Jefferson. Jefferson's being lit up by
guns and Verona it is now your turn. Welcome back, perfect, thank
you. Okay, would you guys, rather I prioritize saving Hamlock or trying
to do something with Ragnar, I'll leave it to you. Well, the
Captain's not here. He's also pissing. Doro's would always value live. Yeah,
but the thing is Ragnar is also going to take a way. What
are you asking him? Because I'm so far away, you could yell it.
You could yell writer's last worst of Verona were kill me. But at
the end of the day, you do what you think of the best um
checking in teching Scotch webbed up Jefferson and Jefferson failed. He saving Thorne.
Jefferson's covered in webbs, like here we go. All right, all right,
Verona, what do you want to do? I guess Williams the closest,
so I guess I'll have to just ask him. Okay, regardless,
William No, would you rather I try to stop Ragnar or save Hemlock?
Save Hemlock if you can, Okay, then I'm just gonna like animate my
last heliens here him. Yes, And I'm gonna try to do the same
thing where I just need it as far as I can. She's in like
the most precarious situation right now, Like I know it can't run over to
her in one turn. Yeah, if by just trying for it? Okay,
Another dicks with advantage because of you thing that Letta gave you, uh
decks with it? Actually, Verona n Well, yeah that's not good.
No, that's not good. But it's terrible. I mean it's above a
ten, am, it is above a ten. At least you chuck it
over um. And it's gonna I'm gonna say that you know you're you because
I'm gonna say it does shatter, but it does land on her target right,
and I'm gonna say it seeps into her blood and I'm gonna say it
heals her. But it not perfectly like she's going to come back with one
HP as a posted the postion HP. Does that seem fair like it?
Yeah? She doesn't die, she doesn't die. So oh yeah, I
guess like I could try and use Harkey with that if that makes any different
you can you can use observation Harkey. That would make a difference. That
would just be perfect. Okay, how do I roll that again? It's
been a while, you know, honestly for this, I mean you would
just roll the dice to add to it. But I'll say, in this
situation it would just be a success regardless. I think you just you'll use
it. Takey dies, you take away a hackey dice. You throw it,
you can you can see Hemlock's body through the rock. You know where
she is. You throw it perfectly. The the thing goes up and falls
directly into her mouth and heals her up for eleven and she is back up,
coughing, it's spluttering. Oh, oh gosh, she's still alive,
still alive, like like logan nine fingers, Okay, Bread, are you
doing anything else that you're moving? Et cetera. Uh? I think I
just want to still want to hide in the room moment. Yeah, there's
a lot of MPCs before you guys move again. So we got Pearl's gonna
go start going hat on big Bozo. She's she's not Pearl. Yeah,
she's a woman on a mission. Dorris, I'm here and I'm here to
fight by your side. We'll take down this clown. I really hit him
once, but it's still pretty good. It's nineteen damage, I mean,
is princess. That sounds amazing. Pearl and Trevor and William, you know,
we got some good combo fights going on here. Yeah, Cyril is
hiding. Um would Drost do you want to attack or do you want him
to continue to hide. Honestly, he could do a rang in any immediate
danger. Um. I think he can attack from behind the rock, right,
he can do a range attack from behind the rock, but it does
take him out of stealth technically. I think he's to be safe from ragnet
still. Um, yeah, I think that's fine, all right. It
would be advantaged because it's from stealth. Yeah, it'd be so far,
so just be normal attack. I think Peril still has the bubble too.
Yeah, he does have the bubble. I don't think the bubble can capture
either. Jefferson a big bowser because they're too big. Yeah, they're just
way too big. Yeah. Jefferson's a big boy. He is a big
could use it on Ragnar. Yeah, and he's regular stealth checks. I
mean it's just fresh French texts. Yeah, he can do that, right,
Okay, I think that feels like the best thing to do. You
want him to do that bubble bubble Ragnar. Okay, the bubble goes over
Ragnel Ragne do a strength saving throat. You are good at strength, but
it is just a straight rock. So there is a chance here they're fails
in all right. The park happens when you're in the bubble. Do you
like suffocate to death? Wait? Hold on your Okay, you can move
the sphere. Okay, wait wait creatures restrained by the sphere and engulfed in
its water at the end of each just turns. You can uh escape,
right, but it does stop you from attacking next time. Um, you're
restrained, you're engulfed in water, and I guess there's I guess the water
rules would apply. There doesn't say anything here, but I'm going to look
up drowning rules. Uh. Your it's your suffocation is equal to one uh
minutes equal to one plush your color modified, so you can you can beat
there for a while. Actually, uh because of east round is six seconds.
You got capacity, You've got lung capacity. But I'm a devil for
us. But it's not seawater. It doesn't matter, doesn't matter, Yeah,
it doesn't matter. It's not seawall to doesn't Wait, No, it
affects him, it does. He's he's covering in a liquid all the way
up. It's gonna it's gonna no it is it? Okay? Sorry,
thanks to that. Oh right. It could be seawater, it could be
freshwater, it could be soda. It can be coffee. It's a liquid
you unbere you are still affected by blue Blood though, but you are Una
and you're still you're still small because that's not gonna do a devil fruit,
but you you are. You are now just a really angry man, which
means you don't have any of it. Even he's even tinier now, No,
yeah, yeah you are now even Yeah. Yeah, you're really small,
which means you will now just have disadvantage on your strength checks to escape
the bubble. Yeah, so you're I'm sorry, but that is that is
a thing that I get all the time on my channel. People are always
saying it doesn't work if it's freshwater. I'm like, I would to directly
address this. Holy shit. So this is a Cyril MVP moment where he
puts, yeah, blue Blood. I mean, this is a team effort
with Verona and Cyril, tiny little angry man, Ragner in in in a
little man. That's incredible. Doxy is assumed going to just throw a knife
at Jefferson with advantage. Let's hope she crips what she doesn't, but she
still hits. Oh that actually kills Jefferson. She throws the knife and just
hits Jefferson drop captain square all right, Carbo battle between Trevor and Darksy just
and just saw my kill Darky. Damn it. Fuck you get good,
you know what I will? And Jefferson dissipates into it into shadow um and
we still got heal heally, I assume is still not gonna do anything at
the moment, saving his heels. So we've got Big Bozo's now gonna tack
Doris, because of course he is, because you, um, are you
ready for a big Bozos? You're ready to come out of a bitch ah?
I block it, yeah, just like all times you block his giant
infatable hammer william Me Yeah, Europe, all right, I am tired of
all this bullshit. It's the final battle. I haven't done shit yet,
yeah, rusticch can I do the thing? Not yet? Fuck? All
right? Then? Instead, I'm just gonna dash. I'm use cunning action
to dash up to Big Bozo, jump in the air using Geppo, and
I'm just gonna try to temp his kick him right in his fucking face.
Go ahead, twirl in the air and just bring down my foot. All
right, here we go. What twenty four The seven Damna Insane damn right
on, you're taking his clown face. I'm slicing his nose off the clown.
Yeah no, he's just like a freak with a clown but no nose.
Oh god, yeah, yeah, where it is? Okay? Is
that an? Then I put on my nose and honk it. I'm landing.
Yeah. Do you miss this now? Huh? Landing on his shoulder?
Okay, you're on his shoulder? Yeah, um, Ragna, Wisdom
save is you? Your turn is just two savings for us. Wisdom saved
is the one you want to succeed. Strength saved is the one you want
to fail. He's gonna you fail the miss the safe and succeed the strength
the strength save again. You have disavoded. Well, the strength save again.
You still succeed. Okay, still succeed, but you are no longer
bad and you are just he's little baby more. Don't attack this turn so
you come out as little man uh in range of ten quadhere? Okay,
you're good. It's the final episode for real? It's not final, Yeah,
episode it is. I mean Cyril would probably drop the bubble before Ragnar
would die. Yeah no, no, the Ragnar wouldn't die from this height.
It's fine, he's fine. He would just get he's got so much
long capacity. Fine, yeah, oh yeah from that. Yeah, he
has like like seven minutes of longa. It's just an angry man inside.
He can't really fine. He's weak, but he's not gonna little itty bitty
Okay, well, duris your turn, right. I still see this giant
threat. I see the captain, I see pearl. I'm rarely even though
I'm low as hell. Check his ass first. It's time by the light
shines. My wife is behind me. I have to show how cool I
am. Let's do this. Please? Fields so funny? Did you forget
about the director rust? No, the directors? No, she's summoned pick
Bosa, right, yeah, right, you know I did forget about her
last summe. It's forgot about it. It's fine, it's fine, he'll
come around. She was having an I did forget all right. Is anyone
down? Uh no, nobody's down. A lot of people are very weak,
but nobody's downed You you sliced to pick Bosa twelve plus fourteen plus twelve
plus eleven. Sorry, um, well, if nobody's down and I still
have my bonus action, I'm just gonna because of a thing you have.
No, no, no, it was only on the target that I put
it on. Yeah, and that's been a lot. I was to sleep.
Um, so I still have my bonus action. But he's too big
to put down myself. But can I use it on myself? The human
I I I didn't explicitly put rules against it, but I feel like I
should off because the whole point of it is it's part of your protecting others,
right, not protecting yourself. I mean, I'll take it. I'm
on his shoulder right now because because to be honest, you have it as
temporary hit points at that moment, So healing yourself with it is just transferring
it from temporary hit points into regular hit points, which feels okay, So
it does feel silly. I'm I'm wrong now that you can't heal yourself with
it? All right then? Because it's yeah, it's me or Pearl.
You know, I see Paul right next to me, and you know she's
been lot, She's done such an amazing job. She gets what's the first
twelve twelve Cablock's fine, she's there's nobody around her, and she's not dead,
so she'll be okay, all right, So Paul's up to about twenty
hp. Honestly, I can't see Verona. He's behind a rock. Yeah
yeah, Heally and I were just hanging out. Yeah, like the only
threat I think most people, Trevior's gonna come up and probably kill Big Both.
Yeah. I don't see a world where Big Bosa doesn't die to Trevor
unless Trevor whipps every single one of these shots. Well, as you say,
one fails and kills the guy, well one of them, one of
them. Well, actually sixteen sixteen hit Big Boser so long ago, I
feel like it would. Yes, it hits them, so yeah, two
hits, two hits on Big Boser, which should be enough to kill him.
Yes, So Trevor's just mvping killing all of these, Jefferson and Big
Bowser. He comes down and he's like, you know, I asked which
one I should kill? How about I do both? It's stopped me and
Darrow softened it up for you. Okay, whatever, and the director,
wait a minute, I kept you a love you would be dead on the
floor, but it wasn't for me. Trevor, all right, And as
as Big to the bottom, okay, it the director sort of shuffles in
her chair, was, Oh, I mean I didn't expect you to.
I thought you could kill one of them, but I didn't expect you to
take them all on. Oh he's going to be so angry with me.
Oh he's gonna be And in that moment, you hear them no, and
you hear you see this old man appear with this long old beard appears from
like almost like at a rift in time, and he comes down and the
and the director goes, no, Credston, no, no, no,
I have there's under control when you clearly don't. And he raises his hands
and he's like, I could just do this with one and he snaps his
fingers and then nothing happens, and he goes, wait, that's opposed to
the director sort of looks awkwardly around. You want to try that again,
buddy, and he mum, when you can snap to the director, he
honey, these were the ones that that ate their sword, ate the fruit.
So that's a sort of above all of the time stuff. And and
you're saying it protected them from my abilities, it protected them from being interfered
within the timeline. Is that is that why Agent V and Agent Louis didn't
come back. Maybe ah, so tould be mad, dear. I still
have someone else I could summon. Um. No, never mind that.
Um. And I mean, as this old man is talking, you do
recognize him? I mean you all recognize him. Um. He is Cranston,
the old man that William killed in episode two. Oh my god,
he I told you I should have killed that fucker, Cranston, the father
of time. I have the timeline timeline, no me. I was.
If you were wondering who was the person who put together the Void Police,
who was able to pull all these people from different timelines together, it was
I. And if if I can't kill you, you killed a version of
me. I assume, all right. I mean you are famous William across
all timelines for killing old people. Of a bitch, and I here to
put an end to it. The old people strike back. Welcome to the
retirement home. All right, guys, I'm just gonna go and deal with
this city. This is what's gonna happen. I can't use my timeline of
it. I was going to send you to a different timeline and be done
with you, but it seems like your your crew people. I can't use
that ability on. Honestly, it actually worked. It's just that in every
timeline it's exactly the same, and you're fucked. But there is someone I
could pull. I mean, he uses almost all my energy to do this.
And he in front of you, a man appears Goldie Roger, big
black mustache, standing there, and it is gold d Roger, King of
the Pirates, evil God Roger. Oh no's his mustache. He's twirling it.
Oh Jesus stands that. Okay, he's Moldy Roger. He's old,
Oldie Roger. I mean, like this would be like two years after he
was executed, like he this is pretty recent, like all things considered,
I mean, but almost when No, the King of the Pirates, Yeah,
he was in the papers like a couple of years ago that he died.
Oh shit, didn't you die? Um? And he comes here and
he's like, I am the King of the Pirates. But this one is
different. He's not the one from this timeline, obviously, he's a different
time, like cold Roger. Um. And this is one that didn't die
and was evil of course, of course. I mean Roger himself wasn't exactly
a good person, but like you know, void de Roger pours out his
sword and um, yes, he's going to join the initiative order, all
right, guys, And I guess is the true final battle. This is
why I said that session might go on for a little bit, but it
will kind of fuck up the King of the Pirates, who's words me and
he actually would go relatively soon. Yeah, right after the director's turn.
But you do get Tempest, etc. And you will get the last two
people coming down from pots. Okay, okay, and that is as you
would have guessed. Oh laughing, Jimmy, Jimmy just on time, just
when we needed him. Interesting, Old Louise is on his way to marine
base. He was being exported. Yeah. Remember so these are the only
people who did in fights that were in the flames hup Free And I was
worried for a moment. But Jimmy versus the King of the Pirates, Jimmy's
here like bad thing. I got this. Who the fucks this guy?
I'm killing Jimmy. No, it's not gonna be that turns straight away,
but it will be the rest of Pod Pod crew is what I'm gonna call
him. The final battle, the final battle, everyone versus Goldie, Roger
Tempest is up. What do you want Tempest to do? Fucking wreckish shit?
I don't know. Okay, she blind him and anyway, no,
no, now, hold on a second. If she can move thirty feet,
yes, she can move here and then use chain lightning to do this.
Uh yeah, but she doesn't chain lightning anymore. She s all she
can. She can lightning bolt. Okay, she can ice storm the straw.
I guess moved that she can. That won't hurt somebody else. I
still has another it would be lightning boat. She does. She have another
careful. She does have another careful. It's gonna level like, yeah,
I would have temp You couldn't reach her. Yeah, actually that stuff that
is true because it's within ten feet right or is it five feet? Five
feet? Yeah? No, she she you you would be too far away.
Nice your weapon would reach So see she she she gets into position disengaging
from regnow which is moving away from regnaw and she's gonna she's gonna lightning bolt.
She would do a lightning bolt at a higher level. Um, okay,
so it's gonna be actually ten dy six. Uh, Goldie Roger has
to do a deck saving thor uh he does so this is what happens.
Row ten D six forty damage. Goldie Roger sees the lightning coming, uses
observation hockey and dodges out of the way. Um, oh, well he's
fucking Roger, so yeah, he gets one free save like that. So
Tempers comes up, fires a huge lightning bolt. The lightning streets for us
called de Roger predicts it and dodges out of the way, taking zero damage
as its evasion in this case, Um, you've got Hemlock's gonna run up
and hide behind a rock. Um, you're gonna have Scurge is gonna try
and desperately fire off. It's a lot of guys, but we'll get to
you. Going to the second. Skurge is gonna desperately fire off webs against
the King's gonna hurt. Yeah, one of them hits that does twenty three
damage decent um, and he's got to do a strength save, which he
probably will succeed without needing to obvis action hockey oversee only works in decks saves,
doesn't work in strength saves, but he's got a pretty good strength saved
stat So we're gonna we're gonna do that normal role eighteen does succeed. That
was a bad role from him, but eighteen does succeed. Scourge Um.
It was two. Yeah, it was a two. I guess bullets,
dear rogers. Yeah, bullets also gonna run up and start unloading. She's
like, I don't know, she ca pirates. My god, she's dead,
all right, bullet uh yeah, sure, anyway, it doesn't hit,
it does hit. God, her role to attack is so low.
The hammer I mean that hits. That does damn No, no, no,
no, no no, just start unloading into rod. Oh shit,
that does damage. That's twenty six um. And then we got lunar and
asked that they're gonna move up. They're too far away at the moment,
so they're gonna just move up. She can like flash, she can flash,
but not far enough. She could flash next to you, Dorus,
because it's sixty feet as is just gonna make she can move super fast because
she's good. That was her thing. She's like, yeah, that was
her and actually asked this thing is he summons? So he's gonna which is
the fucking another thing, but he's gonna bring out a spell bear. Okay,
hey make it road. We've got we've got a smoke Bear coming out.
It's just gonna tack on that same turn, and Olaf and Jimy want
to take untill next round. The director is up. But the director is
not gonna make any summons here. She is. She is like waited to
get anticipation. Next to Cranston, Um, she's like holding his arm.
Um. Now it's Goldie Roger. Goldie Roger will have legendar reactions as well
in this fat Yeah, so Goldie Roger's gonna turn to bullet and he's gonna
use Yeah, she's dead. She's gonna he's gonna use divine departure. Yeah,
Karma's sorry. Yeah, she's just instantly dead. Yeah, I mean
yeah, so so so Goldie Roger turns the bullet and goes with with the
with the hockey slash of divine departure and slices bullet into two pieces bullets dice.
Oh god, but it flash. I flashed back to that. I
flashed back to that single because this happens right next to me. I flashed
back to that one moment we had together on the couch and uh yeah,
we just fell asleep next to each other. It's like she wasn't so bad
and then like blood sweater, he will get some legendarations. Damn. Oh
yeah, I mean it's the strongest opponent you've ever faced. But I mean,
yes, but you do have all of you plus all of your allies.
Now I can see why you had everybody show up, and now Roger's
just gonna stomp through everybody. Um verona, it's your tough. Well,
um, you can use bonus action to dash, right, No, that's
that's uh, I can do it. That's that's what. Okay, you
use your action to dash. All right, Well I'm just gonna run like
to hear, yeah, gonna yeah. You you don't have your rifle anymore,
so all of your attacks are close range, which is not good.
Well, I have the love gun like a yeah, I don't know you
have the love gun. I still have also have bullets guns that have been
splattered all over the flough like. So I figure the thing is with sharpshooter,
I don't have disadvantage on any range attacks anymore. Right, So I
figure with the love gun, I should be able to at least make normal
attacks from here. Yes, yes, yes, okay, so that's what
I'm gonna do. I am just gonna use sharpshooter just for extra damage.
I think only one of not even Actually I don't hit any of those,
right nineteen eleven and seventeen, Yeah, you don't hit any of those.
That's so tragic fire if your love shooter and they just fly past Goldie Roger,
Oh my god. Okay, okay, well okay, I have a
question. Yeah, Ragnar is like still really pissed off, right right,
yeah, so like he could theoretically come over and kill me if he wanted
to. All right, ah, he's tiny though, Yeah, I don't
think he even has the movements. I don't know. I should just stop
making him because he's currently big. He is tiny, so his movement speat
is half. So if you're if you're within fifteen feet, he can get
to you you are twenty feet away. Okay, would you allow me to
use my bonus action to just like fuck with a rock with tinkerers tools right
now? Like, yeah, what are you going to do? What are
you doing with this rock? I'm gonna give it an odor? Okay,
yeah, sure, I'm sucking rolling with this. Any idea you got to
stick like okay, yeah, it says like I can alter objects, give
a specific sound, odor, hologram, glow or recorded message, so like
I want to give it a specific order as close as I can. To
Ragnar's wife, Hey man, I'm go ahead. I would let you do
that. Okay, that's what I'm messing with that as I in my turn.
Okay, if it's a crazy, crazy ideas or what caught us into
this, the crazy ideas can get us out, Pocus tourist captain, can
you turn into a giant dragon and fly us all out of here? Please?
I can well, I don't know if I can fly out of here,
but I could try my best. If there's one thing you can do
right now, I don't want you to die. If you get anywhere near
that, you're gonna end up like bullet. Yeah, everybody, one thing
that you you can do, and I'll put full faith in you. Yeah,
one last time. Okay, if you want to go full dragon,
you do it. You think I can. I've never tried willingly, and
I know you know I go into it crazy. I've never tried it,
but this is why we wanted to train with this. But okay, fine,
but you can do it. I believe in you. And also when
you go full dragon, let me help you grab me de roast the dragon
night. Yes, I will let Pau do a wisdom saving her when she
goes dragon. And if she succeeds, she has control. If she doesn't,
you know, she'll go she'll attack the nearest person. What's the DC?
What's the DC? Okay, I don't think it's too high of a
but DC. I think it's gros. Is there to kind of comfort her?
Any of these like keep I think it's I think it's fifteen, like
any any other sort of like try and keep your brain. I always use
fifteen for these plays. Yeah, I mean that's that's medium. So it's
fifteen. Okay, So she goes Okay, I'm scared, Dorus. Come
on, Pearl, I have full faith in you, she screams as her
body turns into a full dragon, And I will do this. This,
this wisdom saving flow is so important. Advantage. She does have advantage,
right she you're helping her, Yeah, you're helping her. She has advantage.
Yeah, Okay, now can she make that on her success of turn
maybe? Yeah, yeah, she'll be like right now, if she doesn't
die, that's I mean, if if she has the opportunity to do it,
she will be able to do it at the start of each of her
turn. Not starting off great not great here. Yeah, so I'm directly
in her line of sight, so I'm just gonna make her big instead of
putting in a dragon. If that's okay with you guys, I just do
that anyway. That's her turn start of each turn. She's okay, okay,
Um, so she still has one more chance in it. Cyril's hiding
behind a rock with two HP really far away from any of the combat.
But he just saw Pearl got What he can do is try to He still
has the water things, so try and get Ragnar again. Okay, take
you right now out of commission here. I guess until Ragnar succeeds a wisdom
saying till you succeed, n do another strength safe encouraging words at him.
It's just me. Yeah, it's not your certain but you do a strength
safe for me. It's really Ragnar versus Cyril's bob. You succeed bad disadvantage
of do it again? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, succeed even better
than like like this like twitching in like pain, but like still like looking
super yolked even though he's small. Um, all right, Doxy is still
hiding behind a rock as well, William, would you want to I'm okay
with her moving up maybe to another rock in front of her, but still
hiding obviously, so just like maybe move her. I mean could she she
could hide? She gets up a big rock and hide behind the small rock
on top of that big rock. Yeah, yeah, she could do that.
And then I mean her knives. That's fifty feet she could throw knife,
so she will I'll do that and then and then steal. She just
hide behind wood and throw knife. That is what DOCSI do. That is
what doc is good at. Yeah, just a bag of knives. Damn
mises. Okay, that's okay. We'll do the stealth throw um and he
when he leis to do anything you want, he need to move up.
Um. Everybody can I think everybody can kind of move up here, Okay,
okay, Um, We'll have Healey moved up, just kind of spread
out donald clump together. If he has some AoE bullshit, then yeah,
maybe not in front of rock. He's gonna go on the other side of
the just like no, not with that, just incredible. Uh Okay,
Well, William, it's your tone. What do you want to do.
Okay, I'm staring down. I'm literally staring down the King of the Pirates
right here. Yes, like, hello there Red red Abouch in the papers.
So, um, I want to play a card game. It's really
fun. I'll deal the cards. So all right, I am gonna move
if I can move back. I don't get an opportunity in time with him
yet. Yeah, all right, I'm gonna move right back here behind Trevor,
next to Tempest and everybody. Yeah. Uh, and then I'm going
to roll again and just pray to god I have two of these left.
I'm like, please, please, please, please, please, please,
please please please. That feels like a Loggia three please please please. You
keep getting terrible. What the fuck? It's the chalk chalk chalk you wait,
you are Loggia your chalgia? All right, chalk zone. Great?
Um cloud to blind him? That can work? Yeah, like a darkness
spell, dust spell. Yeah, like a dust class. But is there
a sand? Yeah, pocket chalk, So he's gotta I assume that's a
con save. What did we do when I threw the sand and then the
salt? I think it was a con save? Right? All right,
Yeah, he's got to do one of those, um what yeah, succeeds.
So you just all right, you back up, you throw chalk at
the pirate king and he he just sort of blinks it out of his eyes.
And you know that the hokey just before before Ragnall's turn. This is
he'll take a legendary action now because you tried to chalk him. Yeah,
he's gonna walk up to Tempest, William Trevor around the thing, so you
all sort of around him, oh boy. And then he's gonna plant his
sword into the ground and the it's going to create a small wave like break
up the ground below William Trevor and Tempest. And I need to alwa,
do like an earthquake almost, I need to do a deck saving throw.
You're quite good at those. You're quite bad. That was really bad.
That was bad. It's called it's called God's reckoning, and it is going
to two yea. It's an all right about damage forty five. It's not
crazy. I mean, well, I'm unconscious. You're unconscious even at half,
even at half with Trevor's unconscious and Tempest, I'm just picturing the scene
like from Stampede where Bullet is just wrecking everybody's shit and just like oh that
was Trevor's roll half He said, unconscious that choir music is playing in the
background. Tempest, Hey, tempests might succeed, oh glory three, quiet
music. She's not down. She tells the amount of healthier, but she's
not down. Yeah, I only had like nineteen all right, Ragnall wisdom
save Come on, boys, we need the devil's luck. Come on,
so close, it's so close. Okay, you're gonna turn either towards Rona.
I don't think you can. Can you reach Olaf? You can reach
Olaf. So you're gonna turn either Verona direction and walk towards him but not
reach him, or walk o left direction and be able to reach him and
attack him. So do a D. Two one is Olaf, two is
Verona. I'm sorry, Briggs, I know it feels like you're literally not
No, it's fine, no, all right, So you walked towards Rona,
but you're one square away from him. Perfect menacing, Yeah, oh
boy, menacing? Yeah is right. Yeah. I mean he's tiny,
he's really small, and you look up, you see this really angry tiny
man Vera, honestly tiny tiny normal Ragna just does normal damage. So it's
not the end of the world, uh, like like it was of the
ship earlier. But yes, he's tiny all right, le tiny is unconscious.
She's just unconscious. Sirrius, it's your turn. Both Trevor and William
are down. How long I can remember? Think I was the spear.
I didn't even I couldn't even move good eye you want um? This is
rough? Yeah, I still have my bonus action and the one thing I
wasn't one hundred percent certain of. Uh when the temporary hit points? Do
I? Like? I used it before I hit, But do I when
I attack again, do I get the temporary hit points? Yeah? You
get them? Oh okay, so I still have fourteen temp hit points.
I have either the Captain or Trevor. That's an honest yeah. I can
see why you would struggle with that. Honestly, Captain Trevor would do a
lot of damage like the captain. Captain, you know the better choice here,
Like Healey is also on his way off the off the really is on
this way. I see heally. I have faith in my crew. That
is durosis thing right now, his whole thing. This entire time. He
turned his back to let Ragnar take care of the threat. He's been letting
his crew do it. He let fucking Cyril take care of his thing.
He let Pearl take care of his thing, and he's gonna trust Heally to
take care of the captain going for Trevor. So I'm gonna give Trevor the
light You're not dying told you. As long as I'm here, I will
always be that guiding light, and I will give it again to Rose.
I don't know how you got in you, but I I'm already struggling here.
And what I'm going to do is I'm not going to engage Goldie Roger,
but I'm going to mount Pearl regardless in her crazy state, and I'm
going to try and calm her down. Yes, that's my action. She
will have advantage on her wisdom Safe, Okay, I think she might put
do it next turn, I will say, I mean, I'm whatever you
get your with your craiss, you will have advantage on her wisdom safe as
well, say, I think it's what do you say to her? Well,
we've been through a lot together. This journey is not over yet.
We have one final challenge. I need you. Okay, start off her
turn. She'll get advantage. This is such a big moment for Pearl as
well. Um, okay, Trevor's up and Treva is ready to do damage.
Reck shit, Come on, Trevor, Come on, Trevor, you
just saw your brother get taken down. Love them No, well you made
them ring you made the right choice. B That is an three times so
you know yeah, uh, hundred twenty one damage insane against the King Pirates.
Trevor cuts in one hundred and twenty one damage, big chunks gold de
Roger turns round and I mean he's going to do he has modible Lugen reactions
in his turn is coming up, so he's going to do one right now.
Um, but they all have to be different. That's how I ruled
it. So he has he has different moves he can use. He's gonna
use Celestial Strike, okay, which is just is a regular attack is just
slightly weaker than Divine departure. It does hit well wait wait, he's in
the wolderful range, so wolver range disappointage again and you minus a D four
from the whatever Trevor can no traffic can parry. So if you if you
get a four on this role, it's it's high enough that traffic and parry
because you know, okay, so sorry Trevor, you had your swings and
now you're down again. Oh my god, it's always this out back,
out the back, he wakes up. I feel like a sakehouse of how
I'm out back, out back. He doesn't know what's reality or what's the
afterlife, just swinging and no matter where he's how many times I go down?
How fight for justice? And I can't wait to tell golf about this
lock? Okay, okay, uh, Tempest time, it's all. It's
all of the guys now, every all of the the squad. Tempest is
gonna just point blank keep trying to light. Oh no, she she noticed
it didn't work, So she's gonna. Is there a reason we can't see
rogers HV? Oh yeah, I forgot to travel. Let me let me
do you know what? I think? It's fine. It's actually not as
bad as I thought. Yeah, you can see it. Okay, it's
as like, what is that sixty five to seventy? Trevor really chunked him,
and you guys have done you've done damage to him. I haven't,
but you know, okay, right, Tempest has to do something here that
that is useful. Um, actual, thank you, Right, He's just
I mean, he might just keep burning Goldie Rogers observation hockey is not a
bad move. So she's just going to keep doing lightning bolt and keep So
this is what's going to happen, right, Tempest is going to keep using
all of her spell slots to endlessly the lightning bolt Goldie Roger. So there's
constant lightning bolts coming out of the sky and Goldie Rogers constantly dodging and goes.
Did you know the fandom used to think this was my devil fruit and
he's a fandom thought about everything for Roger or another Yeah, and then well
we're going, um, okay, hammocks behind a rock. What do you
guys want to hamblock to? Do you want her to engage because she can?
What do you want her to keep? Can she throw a poison knife
too? Could she throw the daggers? Or she doesn't. She doesn't have
to be a bite for throwing. She can't just throw a poison dagger.
And no, she doesn't have range attacks. I'm not gonna just give it
attack. I don't even think it's really a dagger. I don't know what
to do here. Then what she can do is probably sneaker because she's an
assassin. Yeah, she want to go for the big threat. She would
probably go for the directors. You want to split her throat. Yeah,
she's gonna go and try and petrify Cranston. Maybe it's gonna sneak around,
do a hide in the rocks like Dopsi's doing, and do a stealth check.
What, uh, twenty five is good? Twenty five is good?
Um? You want Scush just continue his weapon? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
try to restrain him if he can't or whatever. That looks good?
Yeah, good job man? Oh whoa dude? SCUTSPCS take down the final
boss. The darkness overwhelms me. I feel hatred in my heart. It's
the same from Goldie Roger. Do you want to hear a fun fact about
Tempest, Eleve and Scourge. I don't know if I told this on a
different stream. I don't think I told it to you guys. Um,
they purely exist so that I could balance the quad game with the expansion.
Yeah, because you know how it's like factions. We needed three more vacancies,
so it didn't It's not like it was out of nowhere. But but
but he succeeds the same story. So that's okay, Rosti because Oda does
that too. It's like seven warlords. There's like eleven, and it still
succeeds. Even if he'd had to he would have to not succeed that four
emperors. I think there's been seven now, So yeah, Luna's going in
for the attack. Now, all right, Luna going in for that kill.
Well, pregnant wife, I have four when she had she had like
three, she she had three attacks, right, don't doubt the power of
a pregnant lady. One, two, three, all right, you can
doubt the power of a pregnant she attack on her? Yeah, four,
all right, we'll do another extra one, okay, Chad saying five.
Jesus Christ, what well, we'll do another one? Ten? That makes
sense. She didn't she only hit one, so hey, let damage is
still okay to number? Did the number? The directors up, but they
are just watching Goldie Rogers turn. Yeah, right, it's a D two
here because he's going to use to fine departure on either Tempest or Luna.
But I'm unconscious. Oh, no, Trevor too, No, Trevor's cultures
Tempest or Luna. Yeah, Tempest, that's Tempest. Oh thank god.
Tempest might not die from this because her max's health is so high. It's
it's like a hundred thirty three. So I don't think Tempas dies, but
she does get knock up conscious by this. Maybe what if? What if
he misses? My doubt that severely, but yeah, it's it's possible.
I think he's gonna get a crip. Yeah, that would kill her.
Oh my god, all right, you really miss Roger the Pirates. Wait
wait wait wait wait wait, Tempest is just a wizard. No well no,
no, I thought, oh yeah, no, no, no,
she's fine. She's fine, She is fine, she is fine, she's
fine, she is fine. Just does miss. She has a higher armor
class in that solits the rock behind her. She essentially always has ma jarma
so um, because in her design, she has that storm that's around her
that's essentially like flavored ma jarma. So Goldie Roger uses divine departure and and
just goes through the storm clothing of Tempest and slices a rock clean in half,
like in the background somewhere, and you see this huge explosion and thunder
blasting off everywhere. That is. That's gold to Roger's turn of not killing
Oh, thank God, which is incredible. Verona, e're rope all right,
Rustage, I'm gonna need you to just roll with me on this one.
God. So far we have established that Ragnar can't see shit, can't
hear shit, but he can smell shit. He can smell it. His
sniffer is so good it's probably better than that fruit. Yeah, snow based
deception checks. So we've met Hertha before, Yeah, and I remembered her
smell. So I think with this rock, Yeah, you know what weird?
Don't question Yeah, yeah, nobody question it. You know, maybe
she smelled like lilacs or something. All right, it's an easy smell the
room. Yeah, yeah, So I have fucked with this rock as much
as I can to mimic that smell because I know that Ragnar, no matter
how roided out and drugged up he is, would never forgive us if we
didn't give him an opportunity to fight the strongest person in the world, who
might just be the King of the Pirates. They're right there. So I
am going to animate this rock, and since it is about as small as
Ragnar, it should be able to run a little faster than him, and
I'm going to lead Ragnar to Goldie Roger with this smell. This is I
like, I mean, it's that's going on with Ragnar. I couldn't be
able to recognize only needs to get above a ten and make a perception with
advantage. You only need above a ten. You need above a ten.
You have advantage above a ten. I'm scared, guys with come on,
yeah, lo made it hurt the rock. You will still do the wisdom
to say, but you'll tell the see if you gained consciousness. But yes,
I didn't even need advantage you you were following the rock now right now
as the rock is thrown towards Goldie Rocker. Okay, I got my sniffer
out. I was following it. How long does that serum last? I
don't remember. They no idea. I literally you use them all in the
oasis and they lost it, Like did they lost like an hour? Lasted
a while? Yeah, the last a while it was, Yeah, it
was like an hour. Probably it's gonna lost the Bristo combat. Oh boy.
All right, okay, well okay, now that I've got the rock
running, I'm still taking some shots okay, and load with sharpshooter bing bing
Oh my, oh okay, okay, you know what. Oh wait a
minute, I rolled the wrong gun. I don't know if that matters to
I don't have my rightful anymore. It's okay, it's okay. I think
you still krits, you'd still hit, so just you can roll roll the
love gun and then press the damage for it. Just press the damage for
it. Yeah, seven damage is what it does. So he also has
to do a wisdom save effect. Okay, yeah, we'll do the wisdom
save to be polite, like what if he krip fails then yeah, yeah
you know, yeah, I don't know. Plus ten yea, yeah,
yeah, that's fine. He takes seven damage though, that's good, thank
you for being You get the plus three for the crate and then plus ten
for sure shooters. Oh yeah, wait press the love gun again because it
is a crit. Yeah yeah, and then an extra ten right, so
that isn't okay? Amout of damage damage? I mean you you you like
hit him like squat, like wherever you're targeting, you hit with that critical.
It's like boom bangum. He does not feel loved, he no,
he does. He's not in love. Um, kame of the Parrots loves
no man for me gamers. Okay, that was a clever idea. That
was a brilliant move, dude. Yeah it was really good. But I
mean to be fair, he doesn't have but he goes, are you gonna
move it to all? Are you gonna get closer to gold? I'm staying.
Put you one hyeah on Death's door, like hunched over him, fucking
with rocks. I need to make this rock smell like Ragnar's fighting. Okay,
all right, we're going to do a really important legendary action here for
Goldie Roger. It's it's it's the one of the other things that he can
do. Um, this is gonna for Trevor, William, Luna and Tempest.
Yeah. You obviously unconscious, so it doesn't matter for you. He's
gonna use conquerors Hockey to make you frightened. So we need a wisdom,
say from Luna, Temperts and Trevor. Which I realize it's just me three
times, you just me three times. But he's trying to make Trevor and
the bunch frightened, which is no Lunai. I don't need to do it.
You're you're dead. You don't even if. But down town you got
knocked back down. He gets knocked down so much, I don't that's right.
Yeah, just tempest and lunar. Then yeah, there's tempest and lunar.
Yeah, there's the ones immediately around him are going to get conquers hacks.
I'm ruling it the same way as like, you know, like a
really strong dragon does the Yeah, like the breath weapon recharge you. Not
even the tensor lunars t no, no, they're gonna yeah, on their
turns run and then wisdom from tempest nigh. They're scarred, so they are
running when it's on their turn. Speaking of NPCs, though, it is
post time to make an advantage. Wisdom safe, Come on, per please
fifteen she has to get over fifteen. She has advantage. There's I don't
know what the statistics here are. I know that they're good. Dumb percentage.
She got four yes, looks down dragon night. She hears derrist calming
words, and she thinks of her brother, and she thinks of Cyril.
She opens her eyes. I'm a dragon, she says, you are.
Indeed, let's go, and she's gonna fly up to gold de Roger.
Her health totals changed as well, so we'll keep that in mind. It's
now a dragon and she's gonna use her breath at an angle that it doesn't
hit everyone else. God, so uh GODDI Roger's gonna do it, saving
for for this because he can't observation hockey because he did a tempest. It
is eighteen D six this five breath twenty one decks. He has to beat
um, which he could, but yeah, he probably can. Oh,
he definitely can. But but Willie, if he doesn't, he takes sixty
four damage twenty one right? Who so uh gold um d d Roger Roger.
Actually, we wouldn't be calling him Goldie Roger. We'll just be can't.
I'll be calling him all you Roger because like him from the old Yes,
sixty four flaming burning on gold d Roger, light up that mustache light
hanging him on fire. Sorry, guys, he's gonna have to take a
legendary action here. He has three He's gonna turn around use Heavenly Blade on
Dragon Poe. Dragon Po has a lot of HP though, so I don't
think it's gonna knock her unconscious or anything like this Celestie celestial strike. Yeah,
she's a dragon. She's a dragon, right dragons? Yeah, yeah,
it doesn't doesn't hit, Yeah, I haven't anywhere. Look it misses.
What is going on? That strongest guy, he is stronger than blue
Blood of tons of his damage output and everything right, and holy shit,
he misses. He swings round and it just bounces off of I mean durst.
I mean, if you want to flavor it anywhere, you protect it
with your shield. You bounces off. Holy shit. Now wait, does
do I absorbit or is it just it's just a flavor of thing? Ok?
Yeah, and we we still have cyril. He's gonna keep right now,
do you want to do a strength safe? So it was gonna keep
trying? No, no, no, no, no no no, actually
no, out what I do instead? I mean I had a character moment.
But well, so you've been doing great. Um, honestly, just
fucking blast this asshole. Will have a regular shot from this range, an
aqua pump from range from distance because he is getting advantage because he's stepped,
but otherwise at aqua pump lasting through the app hits serie, everything counts,
everything counts. We'll do a doxy knife come on and heally is gonna run
up and he is he gonna heal William or Trevor. It was William.
William clues. Yeah, I trusted him for William. Okay, here comes
your helbot. He's only got one way after this, after this sixteen sixteen,
that's the highest it's ever been. Who we are getting the devil's luck
here? Okay, he's got a little bit of movement. Can you move
back a little bit? Just a little bit, yourn, I get up?
Pearls a dragon? Oh but she could control? Oh okay, that
went full circle. Okay, she says, you can only I thought you
could talk. Wait, you just talked before she was she was talking,
she was I was in a head. That was like, I get up,
cradling my sword as a cane. I'm like, all right, you
son of a bitch. You think you could take us down? That was
a whimpy strike. Can I do the thing yet? Russ? You can
do the thing now? Yes? Okay, can you get up? You
come back from consciousness. I spit blood out of my mouth and I had
a conversation with Boss after he was healed. We had a quick conversation.
He talked to me about the secret technique. After you've mastered all six of
the powers, you have a special move, and I'm gonna use it now
for the first time. All Right. I have no idea if this is
gonna have for work, But here I go. What's it called ultimate technique?
Kill game? It's Rokuo Gone, but it's kill game. Okay.
It's such that the most badass card game. You can look it up to
what it means? All right, God damn it is it cool? All
right? What this is? Why I'm going to rule it? Because it's
your like your ultimate ability. You can only use it once, roll your
regular h attack for like Tempa or whatever. But okay, and it will
automatically curate if it hits. Okay, yes, autocurate. Okay, So
all right, and I just right in front of Roger and just boom and
the damage burst through through Rogers right like you yeah you, oh yeah,
it knocks me back, you know maybe yeah, maybe like it. It's
gonna take. So even if you want to roll like damage for me,
because that that thing kicks. Yeah, there's a kick. I knock it
to healely from its catches you. He will catch you and go. I
have got you, Fred, do not worry. Oh my hands, My
hands are like shaping, like yeah, okay, well that's your turn,
Ragnar Wisdom save of course if you can troll yourself. If not, you're
going and me smelling the sent of to bring back memories to give you.
You haven't snap back to the fifty percent chance. But at least I don't
know what the what do you want? I don't know what that. It's
definitely damn it fucking close, dude, regardless you are, I'm still following
it. Yeah, you can't quite get to Goldie Roger this turn of pots
game, so sorry. Yeah, but you get twenty five thirty either.
Well you are mini, Well you're doing mini, so he you would be
able to get him in two turns. I'm gonna say so move halfway halfway
next time. Uns get um. I'm so sorry, Braise, because dude,
I did like four hundred something damage for blue Blood. Yeah yeah,
you you absolutely obliterated him. Okay, Clementine subconscious DROs Right. Then I'm
aboard my giant Dragon, which also is bigger than Goldie Rogers, so no,
I have advantage because I'm a mounted combatants. The dragon Knights the Dragon
knight pelt dragon. I am now the dragon. Um, so I need
to hit him, all right, that's the first thing that I need to
do. Avantage him two? All right? Hold on, Wow, that
was the worst. That terrible. It's okay. That was the worst crid
I think I've ever rolled. Wow. But I'm going to use my bonus
action because someone's down right, Yeah, isn't it. I will rise,
champion, you shall not fall while the light is here? Yeah, and
I'm gonna get eleven hit points. All right, I'll just roll to more
times and you hit twice. Alright, there we go. Not a lot
of gam with the looks cool, it looks really cool. But he's gonna
use his last legendary action here to attack back at Doros twenty nine. Wait
what he does chanced him? Okay, he's gonna use his last legendary action
to attack Doris if that's possible. Yeah, he can even if you're on
Poe. Yeah yeah, I guess. Um. I mean he's been with
him. Yeah, if you, if you attack him again, if you,
if you're a major, attack him, I'm dead. Oh I'm dead.
Oh I'm outters unconscious of the back dragon. He's on the bat he
has one heel remaining. Um Derris is the only one with a repeatable heel,
so it is heally please, I guess, I guess that's where Heale's
going on when it's when it's his turn. Derris, you're on the back
of Poe unconscious as I'm just on there. Okay, she probably knows him
out, so she probably wouldn't throw me. Yeah, she wouldn't throw you
off. Trevor's back up right with eleven. It doesn't matter much because imagine
he's gonna go down immediately in a bit. But well, he can do
what he can do. What he does. He gets up with his Zoro's
sword and he swings three times into gold d Roger. But can't he deal
more than eighty one? He's already done more than eighty. Uh I did
more that one time that one. I will keep fighting no matter what.
Oh gosh, I'm getting tired though. Jeez. Um Tempest is running disengaging,
so she runs thirty feet away, and same with Luna, she runs
their feet away. They will both do their saving thrones at the end,
which scourge. Scourge is coming in with some more webbin you get him,
Spider Man spider. He's not even that higher. T I think, I
think he literally, I think, yeah, he's got a plus nine.
It doesn't all right to hit, but it's lower than most. A few
guys, like like Verona has like a plus thirteen or something. Right,
Um chattered her mind gets not to forget about Aster all Off and Jimmy.
Yeah, they're all on this turn. They don't worry. They don't oh
laugh for Jimmy. This is their first turn. Do not worry. Guys,
they're coming in. They literally can't do anything this turn. They have
to move, oh laugh, can't so Olaf is gonna run thirty He's gonna
dash. That's his entire action. Um oh laugh, dashes sixty feet.
That puts him close to Goldie Roger. He's next to William, Next to
William, Jimmy is gonna run next Asta and then fire a shore. I
don't even know why I'm bothering rip Chrick, but he's gonna his gun.
He did. He did kret. It shoots Luna in the back. No,
it would hit Trevor, but it does, just hit Trevor. I'm
gonna gets you next, he says to He goes he here's a mistake over
here. Welcome to the crew. Brother. Well, and then as is
gonna attack with the bear, the smoke bear comes up. And if you
remember, the bear is just a bear, um black. I mean it's
a polar bear. Actually, it's the only thing I have cheet for.
Oh that's of them hit and Trevor gets there. I can't please not trev
Please not Trevor. BET's so funny, though, I will roll. I
will roll because it could hit O laugh. You know what. To make
it fair, I'll do a D three one okay because there's something bad happens
with the bear. Two for Trevor, three for O laugh. Okay,
it's gonna be a fucking two okay because it would have just not that would
have just not Trevor unconsciousness so low. Um yeah, the bear just well,
I mean he's a he's just smoke. Um. I what even bad
happens? Who are bear? That's just smoke he he he starts floating away.
He's like, oh um, and yeah, that's everyone on. We
do the Wisdom saves for for Tempiston and Bullet. I hope they succeed,
but they might go no bullets dead, sorry Tempest. Then yeah, yeah,
bullet died. She's over there, and she's over there and her head's
over there. Uh Luna still failed. Yeah, damn, so that's still
terrified. Sorry Luna, director doesn't do It's Goldie Roger time, all right,
Oh boy, we're gonna two for him, because they are both did
big damage to him. So it's either Dragon Pearl or Trevor, and it's
Trevor, So bring it back, buddies. He can't die from one of
these times. I don't think he can die unless he gets like, oh
my god, why is why? Why is he keeping holy? Because we
have that devil's luck. Honestly, this is such a situation. It's similar
to the cerifight where you guys are just so lucky. You guys are so
lucky. Chap is obviously gonna repost because he can do that, and he's
gonna get a free attack on Goldie Rogers. But you know, no damage
is better than him dealing. Dam what na, You're people are gonna say,
well, Goldie Roger wasn't as strong as I thought he would be.
This is this is just this is sometimes the luck is so mental. All
right. You have a love gun that does no damage and doesn't really work.
I'm using my last animation to animate the void shotgun, which I'm sending
that direction. It's running, it's running. You can get close. I
don't think it can make I can shoot him this turn. Yeah, you
can shoot him this tuney, Yes, but you put him next to re
so sentence a double barrel? Do I only get to shoot it once or
twice? Um? When it's animated boomstick, it is a boom stick,
and they do kind of just fire like boom boom yeah, or like with
ash it can fire like five times without I'm reloading it that I will say,
I'll let you fire it twice. Okay, so that's happening twice it's
not. And yeah they both hit. It's not so the shot guns,
uh yeah, they do damage. And then I'm just love gunning, love
gunning. Um all right, okay, and these ones I am going to
use with sharpshooter just for maximum damage. That's terrible. That's terrible. That's
another. It's always two terrible ones followed by a critical I am on death
door. Okay, so sixteen plus ten and twenty six make him do the
saving thriw well, just in case he critically fails. Justin Casey critically fails
and falls in love with well, well, you know, was it.
Yeah, it's gotta be wildom. I don't know if that matters, but
it did he fall in love with I mean, I guess technically giving him
disadvantage of this robot making me roll it twice. Okay, he is impervious
to love. He doesn't feel nothing. Oh wow, I'm just I'm just
on the ground bleeding now, that's all I got. I'm just damaged.
I'm all you're putting in work here, man, it's just yeah trying.
Okay, he's really going to try and go legendary action. Well, no,
he's not gonna do it yet. He's gonna all NPCs and then we'll
do it, and we'll probably he probably do after like Willen or something.
All NPCs. Uh so, Poe Dragon time, you probably do after Pole
Dragon to be fair, if po So we roll a D six to see
if the breath weapon recharges come on, We got no two, so no
breath weapons. So Poe has to go in to um clause at et cetera,
which is still pretty decent, I think, Uh yeah, just an
adult red dragon, right, Yeah. Three attacks one bite, two clause
okay, um, okay, one bite and then two oh good good yeah
with a closet, Yeah, okay, damage, all right, all right,
the fire breath is really the killer would poll Cyril is gonna acropop from
range. I'm just gonna roll all of the Cyril, Doxy, et cetera,
just to just do them in a row. It just auto attack.
Just they're just they're just odd auto attack. Yeah, like like Final Fantasy
Rover. Yeah, they're just on auto attack. We've got acro pump,
We've got h we've got doxy doing um sneak attack, dagger, and then
finally we're gonna have Heally coming up to heal Doris. There was both attractions
that all that all kind of does. Okay, that's a decent lot of
damage. Seventeen sorry, seven seventeen damage from Cyril and eight plus twelve,
which is twenty, so it's thirty seven damage from from from the combination of
the two. Healely comes up to Duras. This is Healy's lost heel Oh,
okay, he has given you his last It's gonna be fourteen, isn't
it? Thirteen? That's lucky. That's perfect for the Devil's Luck pirates.
I mean that seen might actually be like the curse number isn't it? Isn't
it twelve? Yeah? I think it's twelve, but we guess. I'm
gonna come up and I'm like, is Trevor dead again? Yeah? Okay,
because because podent do a breath weapon, I'm gonna do Godie Roger's attack
later. So William, you're okay. Uh, my hands are shaken pretty
bad, pretty sure. I broke a couple of fingers. I don't think
I could do that again. Yeah, so I got one more devil for
all right? God? Is this the one? Is this the one?
Is this the one? Yeah? Trevor is up. I forgot he's all.
My dinner got delivered, but I'll pick that up after up. He
is up. He is up. Okay, he's got. He is out
because he didn't get hit by Goldie Roger. Jimmy almost Archaotoman. Here we
go. Jimmy almost took four h nine nine. It's mine that's near the
other end. Yeah. Yeah, and he doesn't have cheat. I used
it for the Peaka Peakanom. Yeah, all right, you have the PASSA
passam allows the user to kind of control and trust woman to paper. He's
by signs yes, Simon, video game guy, he turns into paper.
Okay, yeah, you know what? All right? No, yeah,
we could do that. Sure, hold on a moment to give him some
paper cuts. He's just a guy going on from Naruto paper Sure. I
don't know, ye, I create six billion paper bombs, Simon, do
you can do sion? Does? H? We got h? Okay,
we got a couple of And it's a video game character too, which kind
of translates better to D and D. I guess yeah. We Uh,
let's see. I can strike a single target with an explosion, inflicting fire
damage. That's basically a paper bomb. Okay, multiple explosions at different locations.
Uh, strikes multiple targets. How about this, I'm just gonna do
the exploding tag thing you can. You can do a rogue attack and at
the end of it, crazy an explosion which does what I ruled the explosion
damage, which is sixty six okay if it hits, so devil fruit attack.
Yeah yeah, devil fruit attack that hits just okay? Cool paper bombs
and do the damage and then roll an extra can I can I move?
Like? Could this be a ranged attack. I'm like throwing adam. I
don't want to get go ahead, go ahead, roll the damage. Here
we go, and then sixty six for the explosion afterwards. Wait a second,
actually, before you make this attack, it is an explosion. It
does have a rate. You can't have an explosion without it. I get
being an explosion, right, it would cause him an instant fail for one
depth save right, No, he's up, he's up. Oh he's up.
Yeah, she's knock your brother. You would knock him on conscious pearl.
It would hit pole two. But she has a lot more life to
work with him. Hold on a second. Here, Oh here's something.
Yeah, okay, here's a book of formation, a defensive technique that allows
Simon to know that's that's I can use that like to dodge incoming attacks.
Shit, all right, I mean I already rolled the attack. It's already
I didn't explain to you that aspect. But it isn't exciting. Okay,
Well in that case, can I have it attack like like I aim for
here? Oh no, no, because if you yeah, but then he
would only take the explosion damage, being as opposed to a paper with an
explosion. Well, let's just do that there because I don't want to knock
anybody out. I'll do some damage to him, all right, then roll
sixty six and he'll do a dexterity savings through Okay, yeah, yeah,
but he doesn't want to. He usually always is. It's just you know,
he doesn't want to or knock Trevor unconscious. Um, so you make
the explosion behind him, yeah, right, thirteen damage? Um yeah,
thirteen, we're going with thirteen. Anyway, he sees the explosion with observation
hockey and doesn't take any damage. Oh, because to take that away from
him. So I did my one, so all right, I mean it
really was like it really was. It really was like do you want to
take Trevor down or do you just want to not hit Goldi Roger? And
yeah, I made my choice, all right. Okay, the explosion behind
Goldi Roger, he just sees it coming. Looks really cool though, Yeah,
a very looks awesome. The explosure behind Goldie Roger's awesome. Is he
gonna go What if? What if Techie just goes and just screams? He's
muted, but that would be very funny. Um. Yeah, Ragnar is
your turn, and we'll do it with him safe. First hype, I
need some hype and chat for this. We got this right now, you've
got this. Chah ha ha six days hit sip, you got it,
finally got it. Oh my god, oh my go angy small boy,
you're just follow I'm like, I'm small, I'm following the rock. I
get a whiff of of my wife. I'm like, I have a moment
of clarity and I slap myself in the face and you see me turn back
into a bear. Yes, yeah, true, true, you would turn
back into a bear. But I am not in big bear former. No,
you just regular bear form. You do regular damage instead of us regular
damage. Right, reckless the attack, right, still blue blooded, You're
just you just yeah, you have a control of yourself. Uh, go
ahead, Thank god. I came back for the King of the Pirates.
Oh my god, Tech, you just missed Ragnall getting the role. He
got the role. He Oh my god, you're ahead right now. Thank
god. I snapped back to reality for the for the final fight against the
King of the Pirates. I've thrown a lot away to help for the boys,
but at least I have this go ahead. He's like riding the smoke
there and then I just I say, Kuma Kuma spinner, and I spend
three times two of those hits doing damage. Boys with doing damage plus ten
thirteen is his thirty five damage is you're spinning into the killer Pirates. However,
this is when he will use his leisuny action. He turns round to
you gold d Roger with his blade in hand. I think he might he
might do his earthquake King because William's next to him. I know you did
it at a distance when he's not next to him, but both Trevor opposing
the sky, so it wouldn't even hit in the sky. It would hit
both Ragnar and Trevor. And he has one of these uses, so he's
gonna do it again. God's reckoning. I need a deck save from Ragnar
and Trevor. At Trevor, even if he succeeds a deck safe. People
are saying double damlet and reckless attack. It just I'm small, reckless getting
back to normal reckless attack. Yeah that's what we ruled before. I don't
know. Yeah, that's what we're doing. Don't worry, don't worry.
Kings. He would have he would have disadvantage because he's small, but he's
normal because of reckless anyway, Ragnall, do that deck safe or you're gonna
take fifty six damage? Do I have an advantage on the deck save and
you're raging? Right? Yeah? I think so. And also because your
school it might help. I don't know, it's sure you have it.
You Dragon is going crazy? You take half that damage. You only take
thirty thirty three damage twenty three sorry, twenty five plus three twenty eight damage.
Uh uh, Trevor's on conscious again? He fools unconscious? Is that
as the ground below have shakes any collapsed? I mean he is literally coming
back with like two health, four health, ten health and any attacks knocks
him out. So he's out again. Uh guys, I'll be right back.
I'm sorry. I ordered my food and it says delivered in it I
can't find it. Is your turn, right, I'm back on Dragon Knight
neuroses here, it's like got me pretty good there, I'll admit, but
this time I will not faulter um. And yeah, I'm just gonna get
back on the only thing I can do right now. I have nothing,
loved, I legit, I have nothing. Are you back on harp?
Okay? Hit him? You know who's getting that eight hp. That's right,
you're getting right, he's back up. Oh fuck me. Okay,
all right, he's back up. You keep you keep swinging, king,
let's keep going there. Twenty seven and a twenty two. Oh baby,
let's go a twelve damage shoot total damage on that, uh to god,
thirty total? Yeah, and the eight two. I mean you're getting you're
cutting his you are cutting his life down, um thirty five earlier. We've
got this pearl together with all of our cruel we have this slicing into him.
Okay, trapper is gonna do his slicing now. Umhm off, I'm
gonna keep getting back up. Um. It's so funny. All right,
Trevor three attacks, he misses all of them, Goldie Rogers, He's just
going to use this legendary action now to not give him back down again.
That you posted this advant right, you're protecting him. Oh yes, Trevor's
backup conscious again, Goldie Rogers. Trevor really is the ages you ever give
up? Who will never give up, and you know who won't give up
as well. It's old laugh time, old laugh comes in. Um,
oh laugh's gonna attack. He's gonna attack he gets two attacks, right,
he's got two access He comes in with two axes. You get food?
Did you get your food? Cat? I know, and I'm outside walking
around dressed like a fucking pirate. They stole your fucking food piece, D
and D they stole your food. Nineteen damage to Goldie Roger. Um,
how dare nineteen Goldie Roger? We will have the bear making attack, will
have a hemlock. Continue to sneak around. She can't quite reach Um the
director yet. She's getting closer. Bear. You guys happy about a polar
bear making attack? Oh? Yeah, that sounds good. Who yeahads?
Yeah, Bear is cracked. Bear is mvp y smoke Bear? Who got
double bear action? Actually triple bear triple yeah because there's old laugh too.
It really is triple bear. And they all stand right next to each other.
Can you imagine Ragnall Bear, O, laugh Bear and smoke Bear.
This is all the bears in one place against the King of the Pirates.
Um, we'll see if lunar temps who will win three bears or the King
of the Pirates. Let's see if Tempest can get this these So we've got
a wisdom saved from Tempest. She fails and we get a wisdom to save
from Luna. Please Luna. Yes, yes, she succeeds Luna is she
can't make a move, but she is no longer frightened. End of their
turn. Goldie Roger is going to attack Olaf. Um. He's an assist
reaction here to to just attack Olaf and I think he might start fucking o
laugh up because Olaf he finds detestable. He hits I would has a lot
of HP though, um because he is a barbarian right like similar to Ragna,
he has a lot at HP. He doesn't get that half though.
U. This session is so long, thick. I'm so sorry, I'm
so sorry, but we are nearing the conclusion. Now it's Goldie Rodger's actual
turn because the director didn't have a turn, So Goldie Rodger's actual turn.
There. He has four targets. Will make this fair? Herolity for for
it? What is Ragna two? Is old? Laugh? Oh? No
travers Okay, he's got three targets and he's going after Ragna. Rag Now
you're ready, small come at you have you reply the attack? So he
does have advantage. Yeah, he was gonna hit me anyway, dude,
yeah, but it might Chris might cript badly and that was cript and it
has hockey. Of course he does one hundred fifty. That doesn't take that
Ragna. Hifty five damage on Ragna doesn't look him unconscious. I have thirty
three. He's a level eighteen. They're beasts. They're crazy. Uh their
young co level, the Toast blog, pirates, comntal, all of them
together. One hundred and fifty five doesn't take down Ragna, Verona Pool.
I haven't shot okay, well boy shot gun, Yes, still there,
it's going yes, bang bang, yeah. Those hits. I don't know
if there's a twenty hits. Yeah, those hits oh some fat name nice
all right? And then one fifty eight love guns going bang bang bang yeah.
Yeah, they're wish up shooter. Yeah, I'm just gonna do that.
So I think only the one hits yeah, okay, yeah, yeah,
yeah in the world. Where's them safe where I'm saying, just for
the its posterity. Oh that's exactly what he needed. Yeah, but it
is what he needed, right, I think? So, yeah, I
have double check he succeeds. I think I don't think you're DC is higher
than nineteen. I think that's impossible. I think eighteen right, Oh,
I think so he's either eighteen or nineteen. Oh my god. So okay,
we're close. We're close. You are quite close. One D six
to see if Pearl charges her breath weapon no to five and a six,
but she will go in with a clause. Um. Oh yeah, there's
they are saying. The twenty four does hit. Okay, twenty four hits.
So can Pearl fly she is flying? Oh but no, have her
fly like really hurther? Well, well, she can't if she's too far
away. She can't hit him with her attack. Ye oh yeah, because
he has to have her breath weapon. But if she gets that back,
I mean, but even with her clause, that's what she's doing. And
I also need to hit, yeah, and also be range. Yeah,
two of those hits and we're going to get a fifty plus nineteen thirty four.
So Post swings down with her claws, cutting into Goldie Roger letter reaction
hit from GOLDI Roger to slice back at pole. Oh what does this hit?
Twenty nine? You can use you've used protection, I can I can
impose disadvantage with Okay, okay, kay wait wait did I already use them
on you might use so no, he does hit. Pole does have a
lot of HP though, so the fifty two goes a low roll. So
fifty two even make a dent in her dragony health, um, dragony health.
Okay, and then we'll roll cereal, doxy et cetera, pay auto
damage. Actually, I mean if any of these guys like crip no,
that doesn't hit. I want to get the final hit, I believe.
Yeah, well, Jimmy's with the tempest. I forgot to make Jimmy shoot,
but he does make it, make him shoot for the wind. I
don't know how. I probably wouldn't be it now, all right, it
depends. I mean I feel like William getting the final blow. Yeah,
I mean I've had shit luck up until now. Well you're up next,
bucko. Alright, I'm just I'm just he is love with the sword one
he I mean, he is one attack away. I think he will do
another. I think, knowing that he's weak, he's gonna get in another
legendary attack here. Legendary. No, No, he lest you just had
that, because that's after all the EPC. So no, William is yours,
It is yours who do Okay? Actually, my my hands are so
fucked up from that attack. I'm not even gonna use my sword. I'm
just gonna use my foot. I'm just gonna use tempest kick. I'm just
gonna find it. Could be it, this could be it. Taken down
King of the Pirates. Everyone Roger. One's attacking. Everyone's attacking. I
mean, it's like Whitebeard right where, literally all a marine footo attacking white
Bird. That's how he was, you know, he was able to go
down. This is like all of you guys. I mean there's like fifteen
of you all at Roger. I'm jumping up in the air. I'm doing
like like a hundred flips in the air, and I'm just bringing down tempest
Kick twenty hits. Let's go do the damage. Thirty seven. You are
going to kill gold Roger, How do you want to kill the King of
the Pirates? Just dick capitate, No, not decapitate, like straight down,
just like and then just you split him in half, split him in
half cleanly. Yep. As your tempest kick comes down to the ground,
it's just a water jet just just passes right through him and he explodes it
to two pieces and then settles on the ground that land. I can't even
use my arms, and you see old Man Cranston go oh fuck, oh
shit, I can't do it. Oh god, I can do you like
one of those a day? Oh fuck, oh god, oh oh,
you can only summon the King of the Pirates once a day. Oh sorry,
that's such a shitty ability. Do imagine Hemlock would probably be behind it
at this point? Yeah, I mean Hemlock's coming up right, Yeah,
um still stealth. Hemlock comes up with a knife behind old man cross its
throat throat. She looks over at you, William, and for our blind
listeners taking just nodded his head. Yeah, very very sterious. Hemlock misses
this. Oh my god, it's a stealth. It's a it's at ten.
So she does miss it. She does miss it way. She goes
to he sees her, and he like dodges out of it all the years
of assassining, and she trips on up. He like like he like grabs
her hand and turns of the direction, goes, I thought you killed this
one. I thought I did too. I just left her to She turns
round. I can I can I can summon one more? I have one
more left in me. Oh my god, pearl, right in front of
all of my conquerer's hockey that I have in me, yes, and try
and knock them the fuck all right, all right, this is what happens,
right in that imposing moment, that fucking dragon in front of them with
like me, that happen. I'm gonna make them do a consaf This is
where you activate your full conquers hockey where they I think they will just lose
this con saft. They are actually just old people. And oh, I
don't even think I have a sheet for Crowdston because he just an old man
actually, so it's a detwite fam He just an old man. He succeeds
all his ship, he succeed I'll take care of it anyway. Right before
you do it, he steps her fingers and Lieutenant Hubris appears, goes a
ready to fight, and the Congress hockey hits him as well. He and
he just knocks out and then actually dies. You know what. That would
kill him. So Cranston is affected by it, doesn't I mean, it's
a good role, so he doesn't. He doesn't obviously fall unconscious, but
he's he sort of kneels down slightly, and he desperately keeps trying to send
you to a different timeline to get rid of you. And Dorris. You
can see benevolence the sword shining like in front of you and right, and
Benevolence is like, I've got your friend, don't worry, and that just
collapses to the ground and goes. It's so far, it's so far the
old people lose. William. Do you just kill him? I'm temper kicking
in his head off. Just I just walk right up to him and just
like, yeah, they always do whatever you keep rolling against, you hit
him at this point, so yeah, you just tempers kick his head off
and there you go. Yeah, and he, the dead body of the
father of Time, collapses to the ground and all that's left you still have
the barista who's unconscious on the floor is unconscious, and behind you is the
container into which you know contains the I mean not only the first ever devil
foods, but what is inferred to be the one piece. All right,
if if you guys want to do anything else before appreciate dismount off of pearl
and said you did an amazing pearl. I've never been more proud of you.
All right, and right now, you can control yourself. So even
though you have the blue Bloo pumping around your body, you are fine.
But you are tidy. Is anybody not dead? Everybody's good? Right?
I mean besides bullet, she died immediately and shares a lot of very close
calls. Um, all right, So did we lose anybody else? Surprisingly?
No, just a little Timmy should not be forgotten. Yeah, your
gun there was. I'll build a statue a bullet and little Timmy, Little
Timmy. We lost little Timmy three times. Yes, yes, he keeps
dying. Ti. Um, the tempest almost died if if if you didn't
hit that. Uh wow, Okay, so I guess Pearl is gonna d
dragon. All right, Pearl, SyRI, drag your crew. You're all
together now, Okay, what do you want to do? You see what
the fuck this is? Yeah? Might as well? All right, I
guess the one piece is real. I hope it's you know what. I
hope it's a med. I hope it's just a med kid. I hope
it's I hope it's a bottle of aspirin. Azing boys, I love you,
guys. It's been one hell of a journey. You guys, somebody
opened the chest. I can't move my arm. Who is it that's gonna
open the chest? You all of the devil's like pirates are around a container.
You've got Poe, You've got zero a pod Land's. Gravy comes out
with a feast. I just wanted a way to do was over, but
I would hate Jimmy. Jimmy, do you want to honors? I'll open
it. I don't know what the fun this is, but I'll open the
only person to find out what it is. It goes joy Boy Gold Dear
Roger Shit may Ship. We can have Lista come down as well. Listen
and Gravy come down because they've been watching from the spaceship. I think everybody
should be. Everybody's happy with Jimmy learning about the one piece first, right,
everyone see what's inside? Wants you open it? Right? I mean
yeah, But he's the one that actually has the honors, you know.
So Jimmy comes up. Everyone's crowding around pol Cyril Verona, Duris Ragna,
William, Gravy, Lissa. I'm sure Louis Laclocks looking down. Friend.
You guys is all your friends and allies. Trevor the eight flames, Luna
and Asta Um Doxy. She's there standing with the crew. Jimmy puts one
hand on the other colored lock on the box, opens it up, and
as you guys look inside the Oh my god, it's gonna be really weird
if the one piece actually isn't inside of a box. As a kid,
I never thought, sir for a great treasure. And then it goes like
William, you know in our Names, Duro is played by Noble. Now,
now we skip ahead and we will do the epilogues of what happened the
Devil's Crew after their adventure. We will go I think we'll do Verona first.
Um, yeah, all right. So so for mine, I kind
of want to see it around just so ever so slightly. I want to
ask one question to just these three yes, and then I need to talk
to someone else. So I'm gonna start with William. We're just on the
ship William and I sunset and I walk over and I say, William,
I need to ask you something very important. Yes, Verona, what does
it mean? Wait? What I didn't hear that? What What does it
mean to love someone? You know? What if you asked me that at
the beginning of this journey. I wouldn't even know how to answer. But
you know what, like I think, at the end of the day,
it's to be with that person. I guess, make sure you could be
happy together. That's that's all I got, man, I'm not an expert.
I see, thank you, Captain skip ahead two days. Yes,
I walk over to Darrow's. Yes, Darrows, I need to ask you
something. What is it? I mean, you and you and Luna seem
to have something special. What does it mean? What does it mean?
What does it mean? We're together? You know you know that Verda,
we love each other. But what does it mean to love someone? Duros
Ah, what a question, my friend. I think you already know that
answered inside of your heart before. I think you know you love every single
person on the screw and I love you. It's the people that you want
around you at old times and then you would protect no matter the course.
That's just what it means to love, my friend. I see, thank
you, Duros. I imagine we have kind of like an awkward huge that's
my burn rim still a little sort sorry. Then one more day passes and
I walk up to Ragnar. Ragnar and I talked to you for a second.
Of course, brother, I'm a coughin up along. I'm like lying
down in a bed like yeah, yeah. See. The thing is,
out of everybody on the crew, you're the only one that's you know,
really married, You have a family everything. What exactly does it mean to
love someone? Oh that's a complicated question, my friend. But I think
loving someone is when you care about them so deeply that you'd be willing to
throw everything away to protect them, even your dreams and ambitions. And I
love you guys, I loved you guys. I love you guys so much
the crew. I love my wife and kids that I would do anything for
them. I see, thank you, Regnar. And then finally, without
wasting another day, I walk up to Lissa after kind of avoid kind of
avoiding her for like the past week. She looks up because Verona, Hello,
but stop before you say anything. There's something I need to tell you.
I feel like I owe you, yeah an answer from before, so
she looks basically nervous. Listen. The thing is, I don't really know
what it means to love someone. I use these special bullets and this love
gun, yet I've never really known what it means. I completely forgot what
it was like to care about anyone after my father's death. But this crew
my new family, and you have taught me what it means to care about
someone again. And I don't know. Maybe it has to do with how
carrying and hard working intelligent you are, but maybe I do care about you
a little more than even I expected. So while I don't quite know if
that is love or what it really means to love, if you'll allow me,
I think maybe you could help me, and together we could find out
what it does mean to love someone. It could be a long road of
learning, if I'm even capable of that, but I know if anyone can
show me how, it would be you. And she has these sort of
tears in her eyes. She goes, yes, of course, of course,
of course, and she just grabs you and then she like kisses your
maskses your mask, and then puts her forehead against yours and goes, I'll
be here with you forever Verona, wherever you go. I love you so
much. And you can't really tell, but you see what like visible movement
in the mask, as if a smile would be there, and I don't
have lips. Yeah, she goes, if I could change my feet,
I wouldn't. That's exclusion to Williams fan fiction too. This just like all
rights, all right. I would imagine this would probably be a month or
two, like Listen has built a spaceship or something like that space ship built,
and I would be right in front, and my crew would be right
there in front of me, um and I would be looking at, of
course everyone just standing there, and I had Luna by my side. As
you know, we're about to launch back up into uh the Duros, right,
and I look at all the crew out here, and I look towards
Ragna. I'm like, I'm going to miss all the drinking competitions we had,
the arm wrestling everything, my friend, it's a bit of busy too,
brother. I love you, ah one bear hug for gold, I'm
sake thirty one bear hunt for good old time's sake, and you transform,
Let's go and then after you know, the little loving embrace. I turned
to Verona. I look, my friend, you're some of the most clever.
You are the cleverest person I think I have ever known. You've gone
us so many situations, and you have the greatest insight and knowledge. It's
a very valuable weapon to have. You have taught me a lot and taught
me about myself. For that, I'm forever grateful to you, and I
hope through your keen eyes you can help continue guiding William for me in my
stead. I will do my best. Drows, thank you so much for
everything. Because of you, I think now I can confidently say I love
you, my man, and I hold on, son of a bitch.
I don't even wait for him to face I'll go right there. You'll always
be family to meet Euros. It will always be a family. And then
I I'm gonna assume him after like this is after I've said goodbye, all
right, No, no, I have to turn to Pearl at this point
here. It's probably with Cyril right now. Yes, And I don't know
what they're doing. Well, that was your rule. Whatever they're doing,
I mean that at the moment I assume that same goodbye to you. So
they're just okay, and I'm gonna put my hand on both of their shoulders.
I had a mission, Pearl. I don't know if you knew of
this, but my job and duty was to look over you all this time.
It was from your brother Jasper and by golly, I think I've done
my duty. I think right now I can lead you off into these capable
hands as I put my arm around Cyril. I've taught you everything, Cyril,
everything. You're strong. Now, you've proved yourself in battle. You've
hold yourself far better than I think you even know. Leaving yourself, Cyril,
I would do my best. Doors. Thank you. Sorry, you're
a rose. I've been working on it. You've nailed at this time,
Oh you did. I give him a hearty pat on the back, and
thank you, Doris, thank you everything. You know what. I don't
even care if you will continue to be a princess of whatever you want to
be. At this point, you're your own person, Parle. I trust
you you will make the sound judgment and you will always have a fun journey
ahead of you. And she smiles, and I guess you will have brace
it a big hug. Yes. And then I've already said my goodbye,
said I can't say goodbye goodbye, asked goodbye, goodbye, Blaze. And
then finally I turned to William, and I start saying, and then I
catch myself. I suppose it's William. Now, it's William. Now all
right. I honestly, I think you know that I was always a lousy
pirate. I was never very good at it. I was never good at
stealing or committing all these crimes and stuff. Let you guys do, I
was terrible at it. It really was what I think I was a good
friend. At least you were the best man. I still think you would
have. I hug you, and I still think you would have been a
better captain than me. And that is something you have also taught me.
As I hug him back, I learned that I can carry multiple titles.
Night friend. And now you've been telling me all this time, and I've
been ignoring it. But I think I can also be a king. That's
what I was meant to be. It's time for me to leave my own
crew. Go there, protect that world and your wife and your baby.
Do not turn into an evil demigod. I love you, Tros. I
love you too, Captain, And I give him a big hug, big
hug for everyone, all of the devil's like pirates give you. And then
as I was about to get a ship, yeah yeah, I give them
a big hug. And as I was about to take off, I say,
should you have a need. Hell, just know that the light will
always guide you away. As I carry out the sword, and it gives
a nice little shine, and that's the end of my die. Yeah,
I mean, Luna just takes your hand and then smile and we walk into
this. You walk into the ship together, all right, would you William?
Okay, Uh, that thing I sent you just throw that out the
window. Okay, I'm not changing it. I'm changing it. I could
do that as another one maybe later or something to something. Um, this
is uh after Verona's but before Duros leaves. This is like where I'm gathering
the whole crew together and I'm like, all right, everybody, after everybody's
wounds have pretty much yield from this. I mean, Ragnar still banged up,
Like all right, everybody, Like on the deck of the ship.
It's in the early morning hours. I'd say, well, we had a
hell of an adventure, didn't we. Everybody you say that, and uh,
I think. I mean, I'm not saying that I'm not going to
have any more adventures in our in my life, or you guys are gonna
have any more adventures in our in your lives. But like I think,
as for the devil's luck pirates. I think we should probably quit while we're
ahead. So I thought about this for a while now, and I think
it would be best to go our separate ways after this. I yeah,
yeah, yeah, you see like a little bit of like glimmer, yeah,
loose from my eyes. Yeah. Yeah, We're all gonna be friends.
We're all gonna be there for each other. We're all family. Whenever
each other needs anything, just let us know. Um, I'll provide like
Den Den mochies, and you can all like just call whenever, like private
line and all that stuff. Perfect. Yeah, all right, miss captain.
I miss you guys already. I didn't even you, guys. I
didn't even know what family was before I joined, Like, but the only
father figure I ever had he abandoned me when I was eighteen. I was
running out on my own, and now I got my dad back. I
have a daughter, I guess it. And I mean, all of your
crew members come into an embrace. Oh goes. It was always great to
have you as a captain. Captain Pearl, I'm glad we found you on
that desert island and you turned out to be a dragon. Cyril was like,
thank you so much. For the serving me, kindness and always Cyril,
I'm so happy you turned out to be a water. Gravy's like gravy,
I'm so glad you're gravy. Listen is the less is like, thank
you? Listen? I Scottish. Jimmy's like hey, okay. Instantly,
I instantly changed my I'm not crying with Jimmie. I just like Jimmy,
Jimmy, are you? Are you really leaving? Then? Doxy? I
don't. I wouldn't know what to do without I don't know. No,
no, no, you don't understand. Like I think we need to all
go to our separate thing. But if you would like to come back with
me to the South with Boss and we can maybe try to make something of
a family out of that, I wouldn't really say no, yeah, sure
whatever, I have nothing better to do anyway. And she just runs and
ups your leg. Oh that's nice. Okay, all right, So I'm
a dad now I guess everybody all right, Okay, Ragnar, how do
you do it? Yeah? How do you? How do you? How
do you be a father? We will do your end story last, if
that's okay, I'll do about the NPC's first. So we'll just quickly go
over. Then after the crew disbands and then you've got like a few years,
we will go through and I'll tell you what each of the members of
the crew are doing. Pearl and Cyril, you see a shot of them.
They're back at Tarico Kingdom with Jasper as king and Molly's grown up a
bit more. Now, this is like meb four or five years on.
Pearl is Syrilla living in a house together, and they are I mean she
is, yeah, technically royalty there. Sorry, so she's she's got quite
a lavish lifestyle there. And it just zooms in on their living room and
they're just having quite a nice domesticated life. Pearl is cooking by breathing fire
onto the food, and Cyril was during the washing up by music his water
abilities. And in the background, do you hear like crying and Pearle just
sort of looks at Ciro and Sirih goes, okay, I'll get him,
and then they go into the other room and they he carries in and starts
rocking in this little baby and like kind of makes a water bed for the
baby with his water powers. It's just so soothing to sleep and we'll just
have a sort of fade out on there. We then fade into this restaurant
where people are like eating and some guys like, this is the best food
I've ever had, compliments to the chef, and the chef comes out and
it's Gravy, and Gravy is like kuel for eating here, and they're like,
oh my god, it's the Gravy celebrity chef. Gravy, can I
have your Autography's like one out of time? One out of time? I
thought, if I ate it a Gravyes, I don't think I'd eat at
the one that Gravy actually cooks at. And you zoom out and you see
it's like Gravyes this side, Gravyes on the restaurant and it's you zoom out
and you see there's lots of different restaurants called Gravyes all throughout the world.
Yeah yeah, yeah, Um, there's one in Marie Jo on top of
the rest. The Eight Flames obviously continue the mercenary business, but they also
opened an orphanage for that's good and um, and then we so any other
like key NPCs that you think Jimmy Jimmy doing. We cut to a bar
that I was gonna do. I'll say before we get to Jimmy, was
there any key, I'm fcs I'm missing No, I mean yeah, we
got got kingdom? Yeah, yeah, we got Yeah? How about were
not? Yeah? Um, all right. We we go back to Tariko
Kingdom and we are at we are we are there, and it zooms out
of the House of Poland Cyril and it zooms into the palace and you can
see the kings like talking to some of his men, and then the men
go there's there's a visitor from Um the Marines. He's here to see you,
sir Um, and Jasper sort of waves them down because they're taking it
all too seriously. He's like, I don't worry to worry, just just
let him in, Just let him in. Trevor comes in. He's looking
all formal, very well dressed, and Um Jasper walks up to Trevor and
says, you know, you can't leave for so long. They'll go this
is like five or six years in the future without without talking to me,
and he just kisses Trevor on the cheek and then we'll have a we'll black
out there forgot the yeah, right, So then we cut to a bar.
I'm happy for Jasperange. Then we cut to a bar and h you
see, you don't quite see his face, but you see his business suit,
and my camera died. You see his business suit, and you see
a sort of kid walk up and go, hey, mister, you're you're
always you're uh, and he's he's just talking. And Jimmy goes, looks
down. He sees the face of Jimmy goes, hey, little one,
your sir, sorry, his son right, come here, and that the
kid like comes up and sits down right, and you know, you know,
Jimmy's sort of a trusted member of this town. And he goes,
have I ever told you about the story of the Devil's Look Pirates? And
then we fade out, and now we go to Racknasen story. All right,
boys, fast forward ten years later. Somewhere on the Grand Line,
in a huge wooden castle, you see a big, burly, muscular man
sitting on a huge chair. His hair and beard have some white streaks in
it. He's got a crazy look in his eyes. Behind him, you
see tanks full of a strange liquid with weird creature swimming in it. There
are tubes running from the tank connected directly into his forearms. Out of nowhere,
he rips the tubes out of his arms and laughs shah ha ha hahad.
As he slowly starts to transform into a huge bear, brown but also
blue and white lines in certain areas, he says, boys, I'm finally
ready get the ship. The whole world is our battleground and I won't let
anybody get in my way. To be continued in one piece, T and
D Marines. All right, so Ragnar THET Boss, I mean, we
really should have saw that one coming. It was not resolved in the slice.
Incredible, incredible,