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around the world every month. Ninety
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but ten percent cannot. Officially and
unofficially, the US military has been investigating

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UFOs since nineteen forty seven. They're
top secret goal is to mine out what's

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behind these unexplained sightings. The Pentagon
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a better term is X files.
I mean join us now as MAC one

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one and Commander Cobra explore these unsolved
cases UFO incidents that baffle even the US

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military. This is MAC Maloney's Military
X Files and now here's Mac maloney.

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Well, good evening, everyone,
and welcome to Mamaroney's Noltrackstaw show here in

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the distant Thunder Radio Network. This
is Mac maloney. Wow with the show

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we have you tonight. But first
let me introduce the members of the Pose

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Girls. Get ready to sit yourselves
down. Get your big box of clinics,

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your big box of wipes, turn
on your fan, get your squeeze

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in you lou because he's here,
the very famous one one money. Hello,

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everybody, Hello Mac. Pleasure to
be here. Of course, the

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pleasure is mostly mine. Some of
it is yours, but it's mostly Marin.

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Thank you for the invitation. We'll
see and know where I lived for

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this. Yes, whenever the show
is over, I can't wait for the

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next one, really I can't.
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to know. And all our special
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writing in and saying, wow,
that was fun being a good show.

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Really yes, well yeah, I
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don't know if they're really complimenting us
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joining us. One I think Okay, there were fish and chips. No

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fish and chips seventeen in the UK, So haven't had fish and chips in

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about two months, which is I
find incredible. It's actually seventeen. Okay,

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yeah, me too. Also with
US as international correspondent because they got

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a letter from them the other day, International correspondent because he went to Canada

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Ones Switchblade Steve Ward down there in
Beefcake, West Virginia. I'm a then

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switch great to be here and now
that i'm international. Yes, is there

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any kind of a I hate to
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kind of a pay raise or anything, any kind of incentive? Why did

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you correspond? You'll get twice what
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last raise? Well, w raise? Okay, that's good. Also with

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us is our chief of security.
We'll need him tonight. Will he clout?

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W b w c Oh, it's
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Okay, how's things? Would you? You know, I hate to

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say it, but things are great? Really? What's the Sometimes you say

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something and all of a sudden,
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Things are going good. I'm happy
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call this guy? Not our international
what uh you know, reporter or whatever.

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Report You know what, I'd give
him a little extra bonus. I'd

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give one of those gift gods to
his Hooters restaurant. Then we'll spend up

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a storm. It's Tutors, He'll
he'll tell you it's Tutors. Well,

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and he claimed I thought you'd give
me to make it sound fancy down there,

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you know put ale. I might
have missed it. They were,

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you know, not scantily clad or
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notice. You didn't notice that there
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Okay, all right, we understand
it makes sense now, So, uh,

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everything's doing with you club? I
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Yeah? I again, I just
I don't know what else to tell

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you. We wait for the other
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change. Yeah, yeah, right, that's where I think you have to

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twink. What drunk food? Yeah, I get to that. Look at

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the sings ring. I've been eating
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after show after show snack. You
go. Then I got a bunch of

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other things. I'm having company later, So I got something. I cannot

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get that stuff here in the UK. All right, we're working on it.

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A crappy substitute because the over How
can you have a crappy substitute the

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twig more than Monica Nut? Okay, anyway, thank you for joining us.

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Club in the studio with us poking
me to introduce him is get away

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driver slash Beekeeper slash Ufo mechanic al
Ronaldo, Oh Mac hello, everyone already

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two l gashes until the night?
Oka, what's up here? There we

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go and we need subtitles. Also
with us is our favorite good witch up

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there? And sideways? And Raven
with his Raven? How are you?

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Hello? My friends? I'm doing
good, thanks so much for having me.

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Do we detect a new hairdoo?
Is it just? Uh? Are

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you loosening? Is that a new
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and I'm not wearing a hat,
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the new Center eleven? Look there, yes, right right? There was

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a banker today in Johnson City.
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this is because we need a doctor
right in every show. Yes, doctor

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Bob gross out there in Chicago,
Doctor Bob, Hello, boys and girls,

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how are you pretty good? Doctor
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Okay, are you watching a lot
of television today? Really? Huh?

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Like what soap operas in the news? Kind of mostly decided to change my

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name? Oh really? Why?
Why is that? There's a name that's

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been going around I kind of,
you know, it's been used a lot

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today. Okay, by maybe adopting
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to Pecker. Wa hang on,
I don't want to put a time stamp

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on the show, but it's a
very inside Was that the guy in the

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trials? Yeah, yeah, yeah, owner of the newspaper, Yeah,

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the national choir right now? Listen, the guy who is like a multi

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millionaire. At some point, when
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let's be real about it. Okay, I didn't change my name,

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well, not yet. We have
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be on our best behavior. That's
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Susie. We are thank you.
Switch that vote of confidence. I'm not

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sure I'm old enough for this conversation. Oh wow, Well let's find out

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joining us is a good friend,
Susie, best stile down there in Connecticut,

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the toll booth state. How are
you tonight, Susie. I'm doing

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good. Thanks for having me back. Thanks for coming back. It was

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a little iffy there right after the
first show. Redheads thrive on chaos,

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so I just can't resist the offer. You know. I hate to say

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it, but we already know that
a ginger. There's a rule, there's

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a laura in derogatory being called a
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England or Ireland. Right, yeah, I think it might be in the

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UK, but that's always I use
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go ahead. I hate to say
it, but redheads are trouble. I'm

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sorry, but for the most part
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that's just the experience of that effort. Also with us. Hopefully he's not

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a redhead. He's a good friend, Andy Mercer across the puddle, another

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person across the puddle, and if
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really he doesn't mind being called ginger? Fine over here, but I'm more

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no has really yeah, one of
those Okay, interesting Andy is joining us

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from England. One one lives in
a exclusive part of England. Andy lives

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in the rainiest, the nut part
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do now. Indeed, from the
east to the west and here it rains

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quite a lot. Okay, so
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we had rains all the time,
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not all the time, it will
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a right clear sunny day to literally
ten minutes later it's poem of rain and

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you go back to nice for sunny
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all right, well thanks for joining
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we know for both you and one
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I know being facetious, wanting.
Okay, okay, so listen, we're

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here tonight we have a slam Bank
show. Who knows what's going to happen,

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but let's get things off to a
roaring start because we have a top

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ten top ten Raven has it and
if if I can remember strap in there,

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doctor pop ten reasons? What is
it? Top ten true or false

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questions for Doctor Bob? Top ten
to a false questions for Doctor Bob.

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Geez? Okay, ready, do
I have to answer them? Well?

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True, true and false? Yes, So when do we start the music

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now? Top ten true of false
questions for Doctor Bob. Put them on

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the spot. Raven please. Number
two, all right? True or false?

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We know Chicago is the toddling town. Do you need a license to

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tottle? Not anymore? Wow,
Let's go on to number nine quickly and

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tu false. The myth is the
city of Chicago dies the Chicago River green

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every Saint Patrick's Day? Isn't it
true? Though? That it's actually all

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the Irish people vomiting into the river
at the same time. I think makes

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it taste fun. Oh that's that's
a true. Number eight. Please,

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if you walk through the washing if
oh my god, if you walk through

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Washington Park on Chicago's South Side and
Megan out alive, Arby's will give you

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a free sandwich and a coke.
That's gotta be true, right, yes,

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yes, well sometimes you can get
fries with it, depending with the

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wounds. Okay, we can better
be curly fries. Oh yeah, absolutely,

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next, please, Raven, this
will do this quickly. Number seven

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true false. For all we know, you could be in Cleveland, right,

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there's a lot of time in Cleveland
one places. Yeah, yeah,

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I'm sure it is top ten down
to like the chop five. Yeah,

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okay, that's really are that's all
right? Thank you club for tough love

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from club ahead. Please Rave dur
falls you wance bitch slapped Donnie Iris for

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stiffing a waitress on a tip.
True? True, Donny Iris, it's

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a reference. Oh yeah, right
next, please Raven number five true or

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false at some time in the last
six months, which has asked for a

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sample of your hair again again?
So that's true, Susie, wake up

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you? Okay, Andy is still
with us? Said brother. Oh oh

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good Andy, Andy? Wow?
We actually mad? Who go to sleep

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this minute? Okay? Why don't
we hear? He doesn't want to hear

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us? Pane'll do that. That's
okay, Maybe we should go to the

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top five. Who knows next?
Please? Raven number four? I think

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true? False? The Raven try
and grew expedient exponential but stot again.

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Yeah, the Raven Trine grew exponentially
over the past year at a rate of

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pie to the seventh hour squared.
I think it was eighth powers w it

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was funny at one o'clock next,
please right? Sure? False? In

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reality, Michael Jordan couldn't shoot,
couldn't dribble, couldn't pass, couldn't dunk,

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and couldn't fly through the air and
all his amazing all his amazing moves

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were really Disney special effects. That's
true. That's a t all right.

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Number two truer false. A large
coalition of advocacy groups are demanding the Chicago

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black Hawks changed their name, as
they consider it obscene. Think about it.

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Yes, they're changing into the Cleveland
black Hawks. But let's want to

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deep dive into the name again,
Raven. The name of the team is

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what the black Hawks? The black
Hawks say it real quick? Okay,

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wow, wow, going up comes
to mind? Please Rave? Okay.

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And the number one overall question for
doctor Bob, where the is are we

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prescription? Okay? What happened there? Okay, let's give them a call.

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Let's say he's stunned. I have
one more for one more number of

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the bad one A go ahead,
please, I have one more for doctor

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Bob. Is it not true that
the Lower Whacker Drive is the most famous

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street in Chicago? Okay the Blues
Brothers probably because of all the cardboard boxes,

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but moves, I say, maybe
State Street, But it's not as

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fun as low a whack a Drive. I mean, the Blues Brothers drove

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down Lower Whacker Driving the movie that
they made it infamous. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, Okay, that's good.
Two white guys doing Andy? Are

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you with us? Andy? Come
back here? Okay, well, you're

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laughing so hot you had a mute
your microphone. I would just want to

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grab a drink. Actually, he
needs a drink as well. I need

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lots of strong drink to get through
the show. Wow, there you go.

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It's in tough love for Andy.
Why don't we do this? Why

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don't we take it? I got
here? Yeah, take a commercial break.

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Now we'll run down to the liquor
store, get a bottle, and

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we'll come back. And it's not
the second segment. Okay, you're listening

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to Maciloney's Milk Tricks Now Show because
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as I guess right now, you
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and now the further adventures of Al
Ferrari, star of Max's new book How

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to Dump a Body at Sea and
Not Get caught. Mac Malonachell, This

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is Leis Hello, Lois al Ferrari. Give me Mac. I'm sorry,

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Al. He's doing his court ordered
CST at the moment CST. What's that

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a time zone cat sensitivity training,
you know, after the incident? Can

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I help you? Well, look, I just heard from Amazon that Max's

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new book, How to Dump a
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selling like hotcakes with lots of syrup. Right now, I'm touring to you

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know, promote the book, calling
from Vegas. Well, that's great to

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hear. Did they tell you why
people like it so much? Well,

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one guy said, I must have
been a pretty smart, juvenile delinquent.

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Somebody was amazed how I turned to
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said it was cool that I ripped
off sears, and somebody was shocked that

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the mob was pissed off of me
because of one lousy day old plum,

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one little plum. And that's all
in the book. You know. There's

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also you know, particular advice like
how to torch a car and how to

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make lots of money in prison,
which I did, though it might have

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gotten me killed. Also dangerous making
friends with this iconic parrot, which ain't

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exactly easy, I'll bad. So
anyway, I'm on this book tour and

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I'm at a place called the Kitten
ranch just outside of Vegas. I swear

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I thought it was a place where
they raised kittens. Oh my gosh.

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So when they found out who I
was, like a big celebrity or something,

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they asked me if I wanted to
be part of a movie about cats.

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You're adorable, sweetie. Now they
wanted me to make a movie with

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what they call a quote unquote tasteful
nude scene. Oh my gosh, Al,

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is that even possible? I don't
know. I passed out right after

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the ell action. And now they
want five hundred bucks. I have to

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wash dishes for a month here.
You don't want to know what the kitchen

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is like in a cat house.
Oh so it is a place where they

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raise cats. Just have back.
Give me a call, sweetheart, and

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remember remind everybody to check out Max's
new book, How to Dump a Body

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at Sea and not get caught.
Starting me Al Ferrari on Amazon dot com.

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Welcome back. If we went to
Mack Maloney's military saw show here in

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the distance under Radio Network, this
is Mac Maloney. Wow, what a

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show we have for you tonight,
an international show. Not only has Switchy

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declared himself his the international corresponding on
the show, but also one one and

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my good friend Annie Murcer calling in
from across the puddle. But let me

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start at the beginning. Let me
start at the top of the tone bowl.

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He's here, girls, the very
famous one one. Hello macau girls,

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welcome back to the show. It's
done so far. It's cool having

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another person the UK here. Yeah, okay, good, yeah, also

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authentically from the UK. Right,
I'm just I'm just a poser. You're

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a transplant. But I do love
my hedgehogs, hedgehog supporter and uh that's

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the only thing I miss about moving
from the cottage that we had is we

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don't have a garden. Therefore we
don't have any hedgehogs. But okay,

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hedgehogs in this garden. Do you
know if they pulled through the winter.

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Do you know if they survived the
wind? We talked about this. Yes

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they did. And you know how
I know that My my former next door

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neighbor in his cottage sent me a
picture. He says, does this look

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like hedgehog Pooh? And I said, it sure does, like Winston the

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hedgehog was. I would never admit
to knowing that. Yeah, you are

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right, I know what you can
you can see it. It's it's so

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distinctive. Take it from me.
Now you're you're authentically British wanting. Okay,

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you can identify hedgehog. Also with
us, he can probably identify a

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hedgehog scat as I say, in
West Virginia, our international correspondence Switchblade,

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Steve wants Switchy. Great to be
here, and since I've gone international,

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I'm really swamped with paperwork. I
really yeah, huh okay in many languages,

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is that what you're talking? I
haven't read it, just totally.

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It's none. Also with us is
a security chief at least one Twinkie into

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the night and we're talking about the
dessert folks, Willy clumb Willie, how

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you doing. It's great to be
here and to follow the last two folks,

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you know, they're so informative.
Yes, I do have to ask

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a question about hedgehogs. Go ahead. Are they like a delicacy over there?

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They like roadkill? Of course?
That well, and the problems it's

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too much road killed with hedgehog,
first of all, trying to save the

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hedgehogs, my friend. First of
all, club, if you don't mind,

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Okay, your question was flawed from
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delicacy. It doesn't, you know, it doesn't translate in the same sentence.

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But one one told me off that
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little uh little uh ranch dressing,
they taste great. It burns off all

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the off the stuff. Yeah,
yeah, roadkilling not just a little a

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little hot mango chutney from White Rose
will do mango chutney. That's from those

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raccoons on the uh the commercial back. Oh, it was like Progressive one

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of the insurance companies had these raccoons
that were doing all these different recipes for

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roadkill. Really one of them,
really, you put this mango chutney nasty?

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I can't sign. I will.
I had chogs, a cute,

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lovable creatures and it's so funny.
They make a lot of noise at night

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when they're eating and fun so not
rabbits, but they destroyed many videos of

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them. I understand that they're really, you know, kind of rough to

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eat. You know, you got
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So come on also with us in
the studio looking of hedgehog pullman as

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we speak on his laptop is a
UFO mechanic Elean Al though al how are

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you. I'm doing great, Mac. How's how's everyone doing? Ali gashaw

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Ali gash. That's what I'm drinking
up at the at the movies for the

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most well the show yoa by the
time we introduce it one. Thank you

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Al for the getaway driver and fixing
the UFO if it breaks down right here

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you go. You know it's it's
a tough job, but somebody's going to

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do it. Also with us,
is our favorite good witch up there and

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says is with us, Raven,
how are you hi? My friends?

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I gus much for having me,
especially Ranona Rider tonight right gang? Yes?

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And no, yeah, I see
it were a Rider from Edwards says

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here she's blood in that movie Beetlejuice
that I didn't see either the new version.

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She looks more like Jenny Ortega from
the New Beatles about she's a very

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pretty girl and you do look like
her? Seriously, can we move on

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now? Also with us, we
need a doctor in the house. He

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see had doctor Bob. Girls out
there in Chicago, doctor Bob, how

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are you good? Hello, boys
and girls? And I just checked with

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the phone book and the Windy City
door Dash does have Hedgehog, does it

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really, Yes, of course,
it's just ordered right off the menu,

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off the menu. Tell me that
really? Yea hedgehoge pizza always giggle he

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he is kidding, he means it. I'm gonna heard. They bring you

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on and you can cuddle them and
you raise them. Yeah. Let me

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apologize to our two guests now,
okay, and maybe later on the show

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with us. Also down there in
connected is Susie Bestelle, Susie. How

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are you, Susie? I'm not
so great. I have a new anxiety

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about saving hedgehogs. Now all of
a sudden, why don't why they were?

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Okay, there's millions of them,
don't worry about now. Aren't they

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like little poorcupines? Don't they have
like quills and stuf? That's why you

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burn them off on the grill.
Oh, I see, that's why you

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grill them in your Okay, I
would have boiled them. I would have

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boiled them off. That's what they
all say. Right. Date said,

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wait, wait, well, my
every edit is eighteen dollars. Okay.

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Also with us, if he's still
with us, is our raw other friend

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across the puddle, the Andy mercer. Andy, how are you? I

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am pretty good? I am still
here and I'm still enjoying myself. A

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little tiny bit of information for you
might find interest in regarding hedgehogs. During

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the Second World War, they became
delicacy because of course food was rather see

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And it was actually a recipe of
how to cook them. You get really

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get out of mud rave for a
hand, and you stick them in a

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fire in mud for about an hour, and then you pull all the mud

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off and the hedgehog cooked inside.
Everyone ever ever tried it, but it

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was actually a recommendation. But they're
not very big. You don't get like

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a whole meal that's appetizing. Wow. At least it was something. Do

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they still do that now, like
at World or two Recreations or something like

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that, only if you have too
many and you yellow them around, small

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and harmless and fairly safe. Yeah
yeah, huh okay, well, well

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thank you to Andy for that.
Do you have a recipe? We put

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it up in our site. Maybe
I was probably salted to probably the best

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work. That is interesting. I'm
going to look that up. Sounds so

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very cool. Okay, So everyone's
here, right, We're all here.

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We've already endured the top ten,
right, that's all over and done.

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I just want to ask Susie.
Susie, when you were on about a

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month ago, we talked a lot
about the Bridgewater Triangle and how crazy it

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is in there, and you're you're
a you've you've done a lot of research

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in there, right, So can
you just, like, on one hand,

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two hands, count the weird stuff
that has been seen there? And

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I'll start off with the pterodactyls,
right, they've seen fighting dinosaur? Is

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that correct? Yep? Terodactyls,
thunderbirds. One of my favorites is the

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giant snakes. You have least two
different kinds of bigfoot like creatures, and

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you have my absolute favorite, the
puckwags puckudges. We talked a lot about

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and people wanted to know how to
spell it and what are they? And

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people thought they were just drunk midgets. But they're not right, they are

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not okay. I actually just got
a new eyewitness account of a puckgcribe.

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One had seen my logo and said, what is that? I think I've

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seen one? Yes, So that
was that was quite interesting. What did

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they look like? Remind us kind
of like hedgehogs? Actually, that was

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cool. That would classify Danny DeVito
as a actually yeah, really yeah,

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there's more reasons to like him a
funny guy. Man, if Danny DeVito

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and a hedgehog had a baby,
you can get really yeah huh so some

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questions engaged because outside the realm of
possibility. Let me to tell you something

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about Danny DeVito. Okay, is
that you know what ZA is Za?

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Well, you know, right,
it's a it's an island in the Mediterranean

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off the east coast of Spain,
Visa Abiza in the ums no right,

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oh yeah, and it's just it's
a potty. It's a it's an island

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for a potty. And it's a
lot of like electronic dance music and stuff

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like that. But they have big
stars there. But it's a lot of

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that kind of molly stuff and stuff
where people take the molly and go crazy.

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And in the front row almost every
year is Danny de Vito. He's

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up there, man, he's blazing
and he loves the music and it's funny

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to see him like that. He's
also a Coachella or a lot, so

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he's he's a cool guy. You
know, he's swift with five but you

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know, big movie and he's in
Raven's favorite show. Right, it's always

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sunny and still yeah he is.
Yeah, Raven isn't in your favorite show.

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It's always cool in Philadelphia or whatever. It's always funny. Yeah,

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I mean I liked him from Honestly, I really liked him in Matilda,

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which is one of my all time
favorite movies. But even when he was

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in like one Flow over the Cuckoo
Nest. He has such a small part,

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but it's so effective for that movie. And he's in Taxi. I've

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always loved him hilarious and Taxi I
mean, just as the worst plass of

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the world. Oh true. Yep. Anyway, so let's get Susie,

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let's get back to you. So
people have seen Dean and Devido in the

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Bridgewad Triangle as well, right,
yeah, absolutely. He just kind of

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pops in and out and scares dogs
occasionally. So you get snakes, you

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get two kinds of big foots,
you get dinosaurs, flying dinosaurs and stuff

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like that, and ghosts and all
this other stuff that we've heard about.

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And again this Bridgewad Triangle, which
is in the southern side of Massachusetts,

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kind of southeastern pot and we've talked
about before. But tell us again,

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why why there So that there is
a common theory out there that is a

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Native American curse due to King Phillips
War, I think that is hogwash.

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It was weird before King Phillips War. The legends go back hundreds of years

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before Europeans were even here, and
it's hot hack Amock Swap is the hot

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spot there, and that's called the
place where the spirits dwell. So you

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know, you don't name something that
is completely normal that there was already activity

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and creatures and spirits before we got
here. Yes, so I remember listening

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back to the last show that you
were on. You had this theory that

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you know, at one point all
land on Earth was like in one continent

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I think thing it's called panga a
palmisan or something, and then it split

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a pot that at one point wasn't
like England connected to this pot of Massachusetts

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or something like that. In the
ground itself might be the ground compilations are

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the same mountain range that are the
Scottish Highlands. Oh how weird is that?

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Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The places where you have lots

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of Faylure and New England were at
one point neighbors. That's weird and there's

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a lot of that kind of stuff
going on there. But wow, that

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is strange. That is really strange. And we asked before how big is

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it? Would you say? Was
it like four hundred acres or something?

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That's not terribly big, right,
I mean, yeah, well the Yeah

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hack a Mock is I believe about
five hundred acres. And then the Bridgewater

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Triangle it's it's three towns basically that
are in there. How not huge,

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but it's decent size. So and
I was actually just talking to someone who

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studies stone structures in New England,
like we have the America's Stonehenge up in

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New Hampshire and we have Gungy Wump
in Connecticut, and I was asking him

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about Dighton Rock, which is in
that area, and he's done research that

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shows a lot of these stone structures
have strange phenomenon near them. And they're

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also on fault lines. Wow,
okay, yep. We've heard a lot

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of UFO sightings, especially out in
the Rocky Mountains and then the Himalayas around

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fault lines. You have a real
uptick in UFO sidings. So who knows

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why, you know, but that's
kind of a recuoded fact, So has

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anyone ever gotten well, First of
all, in the last show, you

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said that you won on a a
date, kind of a date with the

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guy. It turns out that your
ancestors killed his ancestors. Is that right?

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If we remember correctly, it was
not a date. Okay, all

403
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:51,359
right, go ahead, go ahead. Actually, this coming weekend, I'm

404
00:32:51,480 --> 00:33:00,039
going to the swamp and we're going
to try my grandfather's dowsing Rods family show.

405
00:33:00,599 --> 00:33:07,039
Oh okay, before are you going
to record any of that? I'm

406
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:12,240
actually dragging my son along. And
he's going to school for a digital media

407
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:17,559
Okay, fancy camera. That's cool. You have a son who's going what

408
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:22,279
what what? What? What grade
school is he? He is in tenth

409
00:33:22,319 --> 00:33:27,000
grade. He's going to a tech
school. I'm sorry, Raven, but

410
00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:30,680
doesn't she look like Raven's age?
She looks like she could be a senior

411
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:37,079
in high school. I just turned
forty? No way, no, how

412
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:44,319
really haven't he was super young?
We all look our age, except the

413
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:50,400
Gingers really always look younger. And
I'm not concerned about do you have a

414
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,119
painting of yourself in the loft or
hidden away in the cellar or something.

415
00:33:53,519 --> 00:34:02,079
Let's go to I remember that you
don't. Wow? Huh okay, So

416
00:34:04,039 --> 00:34:07,400
well that's interesting. So you're going
back into the swamp and you're gonna drink

417
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,800
your kid along. I mean,
you're sound along. He's gonna videotape it

418
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:15,119
for us. Yeah, I'm hoping, you know, maybe he'll we could

419
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:21,320
like also use him as bait.
We know that hare wow wow me so

420
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:28,039
okay, cool? All right,
let's hear the kids side of the story

421
00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:30,639
after this adventure. So when did
that? This weekend? They tied me

422
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:38,679
to a tree and spaared me with
ketcham honey wow, huh okay, Susie

423
00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:45,960
will come back and report what happened. Yeah, hopefully I have something to

424
00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:49,400
report on. If you don't hear
from me, maybe send a search party,

425
00:34:49,519 --> 00:34:53,880
okay, all right, or call
Switchy for bail whatever. Hell sounds

426
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:59,920
exciting. So anyway, But so
besides Danny DeVito, can you what's an

427
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:06,519
what's a what? In depth description
of the bug wends, So about two

428
00:35:06,599 --> 00:35:10,480
to three feet tall, okay,
like around knee height mid thigh. Maybe

429
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:20,280
they have smooth gray skin okay,
And they have bristles or quills like a

430
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:24,840
porcupine. And my favorite part is
they have a huge pot belly that hangs

431
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:29,679
so low you can't tell if you're
wearing pants or not. Sounds like Danny

432
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:36,280
DeVito, right, yeah, right, funny maybe who knows. So while

433
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,599
that's interesting, that's cool. Do
you ever get scared? How many times

434
00:35:37,599 --> 00:35:43,400
have you been in there at night? I've only bet well, I did

435
00:35:43,519 --> 00:35:49,320
overnight the one time we talked about
last time. I've been there after dark?

436
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,039
Probably half a dozen times or so. Is it scary? Does it

437
00:35:53,159 --> 00:35:59,960
ever really kind of get to you? It's it's creepy a little bit.

438
00:36:00,079 --> 00:36:07,719
It It's also it's just a heavy
feel, like a heavy, intense feeling.

439
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,719
That place has a lot of history. You know, a lot of

440
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:13,079
weird stuff has happened there. You're
not sure how much of it it's psychological

441
00:36:13,159 --> 00:36:15,119
and how much is paranormal, right, but it is. It does get

442
00:36:15,159 --> 00:36:19,000
creepy there, yeap. Yeah,
when you walk into a hunted house,

443
00:36:19,159 --> 00:36:21,960
automatically, you're going to feel creepy
because you know the history of the place,

444
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,199
do you know what I mean?
It's it's not like you're just walking

445
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:27,360
you know. So anyway, well, that's fun. So you will report

446
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,480
back to us, We will pay
your bill. We want a videotape.

447
00:36:30,519 --> 00:36:35,599
Okay, is this a non date
as well? You're not going in there

448
00:36:35,639 --> 00:36:39,760
alone? Are you? Non date? I am going with the same person

449
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:45,280
I went with on Christmas Eve?
Okay, and we're taking the kid along

450
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,840
too. Okay, Oh all right, okay, sounds like the beginning of

451
00:36:49,599 --> 00:36:53,239
rom con No. Well, me
cute, you know, me cute?

452
00:36:53,360 --> 00:37:00,039
That's our Yeah, you have to
work the word pudwe into the title.

453
00:37:00,119 --> 00:37:05,199
Vow how was it? How would
you do that? Though? Anyway,

454
00:37:05,519 --> 00:37:08,440
there's a few jokes in there.
But no, Andy, let's go to

455
00:37:08,519 --> 00:37:14,079
you. Are there any plug wedges
or looking people, any Danny DeVito looking

456
00:37:14,119 --> 00:37:19,599
people in England that you've stumbled the
christ Not so far, No. I

457
00:37:19,679 --> 00:37:22,360
mean we're on the edge of a
village here, so there's lots of the

458
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,119
woods around, so there could be
things that are lurking within them. The

459
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:29,559
woods, of course are very very
old, so ye may be a history

460
00:37:29,559 --> 00:37:31,840
of that and a chance we canto. It's so an awful lot so far

461
00:37:32,079 --> 00:37:37,679
there is. There are stories and
tales of strange that for folks around all

462
00:37:37,679 --> 00:37:39,719
across the UK. Of course,
right right right, It might just be

463
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:44,440
the people themselves. So I think
I asked you this before. If you

464
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,840
were in an elevator with someone and
you had to give them the elevator pitcher,

465
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:52,000
what you do in three sentences?
How could you say it? What

466
00:37:52,119 --> 00:37:55,760
would you say? Well, these
days I'm a publisher and an author of

467
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,719
books from the occult and esoteric,
as investigate the Many Hauntings more more might

468
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:06,800
sort of thing. You're a publisher
now, so you are screwing the writers

469
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,719
as opposed to the other way around. Right, Well, I'm also the

470
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:13,880
writer. Oh you're the writer too, so you're Wow, there's a joke

471
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:17,119
there, but we want got there. So that's interesting. Book is actually

472
00:38:17,199 --> 00:38:21,559
by a friend of mine. It's
out very soon on witchcraft in Essex.

473
00:38:21,679 --> 00:38:24,400
Plug it? What's the name of
history? Second? Plug it? Please?

474
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:28,159
What's the name? Where can we
get it? The book is called

475
00:38:28,199 --> 00:38:31,480
Betwixt the God and the Devil by
Richard Ward. Should be out in June

476
00:38:31,519 --> 00:38:36,239
from Ninth Circle Press. If you
look for Ninth Circle Press dot com or

477
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,880
dot co dot UK you will find
me Circle as in the Ninth Circle of

478
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:44,320
Hell from Dante. Richard Ward is
that his name? Yes? Indeed he's

479
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,679
a native of Essex. He's lived
there obviously his whole life. We're up

480
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:52,119
there and is one area he's explored, which is particularly important for those who

481
00:38:52,119 --> 00:38:55,400
are interested in witchcraft, is the
notion of a chap called George picking Gill

482
00:38:55,599 --> 00:39:00,239
spoken in the Last cunning Man of
Essex. He's beencome quite famous and internationally

483
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:05,079
except he is a bit of a
myth. It's actually somebody else, the

484
00:39:05,159 --> 00:39:07,719
real cunning Man of Essex, a
guy called James Murrell who lived fifty years

485
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:12,960
before. Wow. But George Gill
has become synonymous with witchcraft in Essex and

486
00:39:13,159 --> 00:39:15,920
the founding of things like Wicker Movement, that sort of thing. But he's

487
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:20,800
a myth. My friend's book draws
very lots of good information to demonstrate that

488
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,000
this is actually a myth that's created
by a writer in the nineteen sixties and

489
00:39:23,199 --> 00:39:27,239
James Murrell, I'm the real cunning
Man of Essex. Now, if you're

490
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:30,119
not into witchcraft, there's I mean
nothing to you whatsoever. No, but

491
00:39:30,199 --> 00:39:34,559
that sounds very cool though the men
who were kind of recreated himself. But

492
00:39:34,639 --> 00:39:38,760
I have to got a switchy Switchy
what was the name of Batman's uh so

493
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:45,800
called? Yeah, it wasn't a
dick Ward Steve Dick crazy. He is

494
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:50,880
Batman's is Bruce Wayne's Ward. That's
it mixed up. Okay, wow,

495
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,360
my friend Richard and Steve are not
related to each other. That's about the

496
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:59,920
same surname. So, and we
talked about this outward too is a big

497
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:05,039
because England, you know, the
United king the most islands are so old

498
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:08,639
that it just has an accumulation of
myths and sightings and stuff like that.

499
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:13,519
That's why it seems like a lot
of stuff goes on in England as opposed

500
00:40:13,559 --> 00:40:19,000
to let's say, Rhode Island.
I would say, so, yeah,

501
00:40:19,039 --> 00:40:22,079
some of obviously we've got a histue
of match sort of centuries on thousand years

502
00:40:22,119 --> 00:40:24,920
plus, two thousand years plus.
But also England was where the first ghost

503
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:30,039
club was founded. It was really
here that the whole interest in the supernatural,

504
00:40:30,119 --> 00:40:34,280
that form of supernatural and the spiritualism
really came to life. We're aware.

505
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,360
How'd that happen? I tell us
about that? Well, the Ghost

506
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:42,000
Club itself was found in the mid
eighteen hundreds by a group of including Charles

507
00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:45,239
Dickens as one of the members of
Marthon and Doyle's also a member who basically

508
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:49,360
wanted to investigate ghosts. They used
to go to locations. They sit quietly

509
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,199
for hours on end waiting to see
if it thing happened, and in case

510
00:40:52,519 --> 00:40:55,320
something did according to the reports,
So it really began from them. Their

511
00:40:55,440 --> 00:41:00,239
interest in the ghost club has in
one form other existed ever. So the

512
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:05,079
late eighteen hundreds also you had the
rebirth of sort of modern magic or the

513
00:41:05,079 --> 00:41:08,239
occult in the eighteen hundreds of Golden
Dawn formed in London and these ideas spread

514
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:14,400
across the world. So this was
like the first real investigation into ghost.

515
00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:17,079
Ghosts have been around for centuries.
Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely, it

516
00:41:17,119 --> 00:41:21,800
was the proper attempt. A Victorian
age in the UK was the time of

517
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,599
the middle class first really came into
being, the people with some money and

518
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:29,559
free time to do sorts of things. Also things that the Folklot Society started

519
00:41:29,639 --> 00:41:32,159
then, and the folklorists are the
ones that collected all the information about the

520
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:37,880
strange tales of witchcraft and magic and
the supernatural across the country. They compiled

521
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,599
books for the Folklore Society published them, and I've got quite a few of

522
00:41:39,639 --> 00:41:44,360
them here so that they are full
of all sorts of information. I am

523
00:41:44,519 --> 00:41:47,639
planning at some point to write a
book that catalogs and brings together all the

524
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:52,039
tales of very strange occurrences. I've
really written on one that collects all the

525
00:41:52,079 --> 00:41:55,840
witchcraft and magic from those books,
which published called The Wicked Shorty K which

526
00:41:55,880 --> 00:42:00,880
I believe it sees me. I
have just bought recently. I just got

527
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:05,559
it today. Actually, I don't
spoil it for me. I have an

528
00:42:05,599 --> 00:42:08,599
annoying neighbor that I'm trying to deal
with and I heard you were the expert.

529
00:42:09,119 --> 00:42:15,320
Oh yeah, I can help make
people disappear. I think that time

530
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:19,599
about three neighbors disappearing and moving away
in six months. Well, I've gave

531
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,519
that information and how to do it
to somebody else. They have used it

532
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:28,039
on a neighbor they have problems and
is not for sale. Andy, can

533
00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:32,000
I interrupt you because I'm it's nay
on the annoying neighbor, because I'm Al's

534
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:38,400
annoying neighbor. Okay, please,
let's move on. Oh well, so,

535
00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:44,199
yeah, but but let me ask
you this. So they say that

536
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:50,639
of UFO sightings are just either wrong
hoaxes, lights in the sky, signals,

537
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:52,880
whatever, ten percent cannot be explained. We say that at the beginning

538
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:57,400
of every show of this witchcraft it
ghosts and stuff, like that, how

539
00:42:57,519 --> 00:43:00,519
much of it is not true?
How much of it is real? UFOs

540
00:43:00,519 --> 00:43:02,440
All it needs is one instance to
be real, and it should all be

541
00:43:02,519 --> 00:43:05,199
real. But do you know what
I mean, Andy, how many are

542
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:10,960
really kind of yeah documented events?
Speaking of my personal experience and perspective,

543
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,559
I've been investigating for thirty odd years. I mean we really go back as

544
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:19,559
even further than thinking about it,
but seriously involved. Since the early two

545
00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:22,719
thousands. I used to work with
an event company, used to arrange for

546
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,480
people to public to go along to
locations, and for thirty two thousands I

547
00:43:25,559 --> 00:43:30,280
was away most weekends investigating places.
But I have a collection of no more

548
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:37,119
than about twenty audio clips, mainly
audio that I absolutely cannot explain. The

549
00:43:37,199 --> 00:43:38,840
fast thing you see, you can
probably find explanation for, but some of

550
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:44,000
the ones I've got absolutely defy explanation. There's just no explanation. We can

551
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:51,159
give us an example, give us
an example. I'm having some problem.

552
00:43:51,159 --> 00:43:52,880
You're cutting a little bit for me, but I'm kind of fluent saying the

553
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:58,880
best example, which unfortunately is a
visual rather than audio, So trying and

554
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,639
imagine this. One of the first
groups to investigate a place called the Edinburgh

555
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:06,039
volts in Edinburgh. Now, it's
a series of chambers that are underneath the

556
00:44:06,159 --> 00:44:10,000
main bridge of the Edinburgh Yes,
And at one particular point there's only six

557
00:44:10,079 --> 00:44:14,920
of us in the group. We're
in a small chamber to one side,

558
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,320
and my wife is on her own
in the main corridor with my cam corridor,

559
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:22,000
which is an infrared no lighttop part
of the infrared, and she's feeling

560
00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:24,440
on the corridor to the room at
the back and she says she's there for

561
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:28,760
about ten minutes. I felt a
bit spooped, stopped recording and joined us

562
00:44:29,119 --> 00:44:31,280
just to the corridor at the side. When we check the video footage back

563
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:37,360
afterwards, you could see there's a
shadow of a person rise up and walk

564
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,480
across the room. Now you can
only see the shadow. There's no physical

565
00:44:39,519 --> 00:44:43,719
form, just the shadow. But
the only light source was the infrared light.

566
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,760
There's no other light source in there. Yes. And we actually showed

567
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:49,679
it to a professional TV cameraman and
he said, if that's the only light

568
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,719
source, I can't explain that you
can see someone rise up and move across

569
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:58,559
shadow anything shadow people, I can
I was going to say, I can

570
00:44:58,639 --> 00:45:00,519
add to that, was going to
take a little bit tonight about a similar

571
00:45:00,639 --> 00:45:07,800
story. It's I did what I
used to do, investigations with a team

572
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:15,400
of scientists from Indianapolis, Indiana,
and one night we did a field investigation

573
00:45:15,639 --> 00:45:19,920
and a place called the Randolph County
Asylum. I don't know if anyone's ever

574
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,800
heard of that. We've been there, yeah, okay, yeah, And

575
00:45:23,079 --> 00:45:30,239
I was doing some experiments with thirty
five millimeter film what was called an extended

576
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:35,400
bulb technique where I set up a
thirty five millimeter camera with a like a

577
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:40,360
ball but kept the gate open yep, yep, yep, and fast black

578
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:45,440
and white film yep. And there
were a group of us that went into

579
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:51,840
the asylum and we're first of all, we went through, and we're walking

580
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:55,679
through. And I was also experimenting
that night with a compass instead of any

581
00:45:55,800 --> 00:46:00,199
kind of equipment to pick up signals
if anything else was in the room.

582
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:05,119
Yes, So I was up on
the second floor. It was totally dark

583
00:46:05,199 --> 00:46:08,320
with my just my camera and my
equipment, and I started picking up my

584
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:14,880
compass, started moving in the one
room and that was a room where someone

585
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:20,840
had jumped out the window and committed
suicide. And so then I walked down

586
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,840
the hall where you know, with
this long hall, it's totally dark.

587
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:28,559
It's like four o'clock in the morning. Yes, and I go into this

588
00:46:28,679 --> 00:46:34,440
other little room where there's a cell. It was a jail cell that they

589
00:46:34,599 --> 00:46:37,000
kept people and then that got out
of line in the asylum. Yes,

590
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:40,760
it was only a black and white
you know. There was a black celling

591
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:45,199
there and then on the out on
the other side of the cell, there

592
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,960
was a window and then outside the
window was a street light and there was

593
00:46:49,039 --> 00:46:53,840
only that light coming in through the
window. So I go in and I

594
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:59,639
started. I checking my compass again, and it was a fancy compass that

595
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,400
had a an off to red light
and everything on it. It's starting to

596
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:07,280
move again. I'm going, oh, you know, there's there's something here.

597
00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:15,400
I set up my camera and everything, and I set it up and

598
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:19,199
I had pointed it into the cell. There was only a little bit of

599
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:22,920
light from that window, and I
was looking through the camera, you know,

600
00:47:23,079 --> 00:47:28,000
focusing it, and it was dark. Alls I could see was just

601
00:47:28,199 --> 00:47:31,000
the cell. So I went through
with the experiment. I had like a

602
00:47:31,119 --> 00:47:35,400
tablet and I was timing it with
a stop watch, and I did the

603
00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:40,760
experiment. Okay, So and I
didn't see anything I could feel something though,

604
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:45,079
okay, like something was there.
So then after that experiment and some

605
00:47:45,199 --> 00:47:51,000
weird stuff happened that night, all
kinds of weird stuff, including we did

606
00:47:51,159 --> 00:47:57,079
the you know, the the the
sticks, you know the what they called.

607
00:47:57,599 --> 00:48:02,519
Anyway, so we afterwards, I
get the film developed by the specialist

608
00:48:02,599 --> 00:48:07,639
though I was living in South Bend, Indiana that time, and I get

609
00:48:07,679 --> 00:48:13,800
the film back and inside of the
cell is this thing, this blob,

610
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:19,639
this black blob that wasn't there when
I took the photograph? Yeah, yes,

611
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:23,719
yes, yep. So then I
contacted like three experts, including one

612
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:30,400
who was a with the military,
who investigated film and then checked it out.

613
00:48:30,039 --> 00:48:35,079
And they took my camera and they
checked the camera, they checked the

614
00:48:35,199 --> 00:48:38,920
film, and they checked everything,
and they said, whatever that blob is,

615
00:48:40,119 --> 00:48:45,280
it said, it's it's actually inside
the cell. Yeah, not a

616
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:51,320
problem with your camera or the film
or the the the development process, right

617
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,960
right right. So then we took
that and blew it up. You looked

618
00:48:54,960 --> 00:49:00,559
at it, it looked like about
the size of a side bucker ball,

619
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:07,199
and we looked like cotton candy.
It looked like black cotton candy. Wow,

620
00:49:07,079 --> 00:49:10,639
wow, wait, you know stuff
like that happens very quick story.

621
00:49:10,639 --> 00:49:14,960
We're at this friend of our house, the people who know the show No

622
00:49:15,079 --> 00:49:16,639
Dribbles, the clown. Okay,
he's a friend of ours who's an actor,

623
00:49:16,679 --> 00:49:20,440
friend of lowist. We're at his
house for like some kind of an

624
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:24,440
event. His mother was this kind
of hate to say it, but stereotypical

625
00:49:24,559 --> 00:49:30,440
Jewish mother Okay, funny, smart, always yelling, but very nice,

626
00:49:30,519 --> 00:49:35,960
loving person. And she was the
center of attention, and people were taking

627
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,360
pictures of her, and then she
died about two months later. And when

628
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:44,280
they get the pictures back, in
every picture she was alone, she had

629
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,480
kind of like a halo over her
head, you know, like something like

630
00:49:47,559 --> 00:49:52,039
a halo behind her, only when
she was in pictures by herself, not

631
00:49:52,119 --> 00:49:54,280
when and he showed him to us. I don't tell you it not creeped

632
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:57,800
me up, but it was like, WHOA, what what's going on here?

633
00:49:58,079 --> 00:50:00,719
Especially when you know the person and
you just seeing them and then they

634
00:50:00,599 --> 00:50:05,519
very strange, very strange stuff happens
on film. Stuff happens on film that

635
00:50:05,599 --> 00:50:09,360
we can't see. And when I
look at it today, I still remember

636
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:14,599
that a lot of weird things happened
that night. But I chills when I

637
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:20,480
look at that. And actually,
because of today's current definition that NASA has

638
00:50:20,599 --> 00:50:25,960
put out for the unidentified anomalist phenomena, right, yeah, I film qualifies

639
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:34,719
as that. Well, that's wild. All the producers signaling me to take

640
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,079
a break, But at first,
I want to ask a question to club

641
00:50:37,559 --> 00:50:42,320
club. You can answer for all
of us. I'm ready, I'm ready

642
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:45,159
to answer it. This is a
riddle. This is a riddle. Ready,

643
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:52,559
riddle. A vegetarian in a vegan
jump off a cliff to see who's

644
00:50:52,559 --> 00:50:59,360
going to hit the bottom first?
Who wins? A vegetarian at the same

645
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:06,079
time, A vegetarian in a vegetarian
in a vegan sorry raven. A vegetarian

646
00:51:06,159 --> 00:51:09,679
and a vegan jump off a cliff
at the same time to see who hits

647
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:15,199
the bottom first? Who wins?
When do you say? Who wins?

648
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:20,679
Is it who dies first? You
know, I'll give you the punchline.

649
00:51:20,679 --> 00:51:29,760
You're ready wit who dies first?
Who survives? Who wins? The vegan

650
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:39,079
survives? Doing the punchline? Now
that it's society and we're not all,

651
00:51:44,079 --> 00:51:46,920
let's take a well, leave him
laughing, Let's take a commercial break now

652
00:51:47,079 --> 00:51:51,280
quickly. We'll be right back after
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653
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661
00:52:53,559 --> 00:52:57,480
track sound show here in the Distant
Thunder Radio Network. This is Magmaloney.

662
00:52:58,079 --> 00:53:00,840
What a show we have for you
tonight. We're very national tonight. Across

663
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:05,840
the puddle girls, you know he's
there, he's you know, he's here,

664
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:10,119
there and everywhere. Very famous one
one. Hello Macall girls, Hello

665
00:53:10,159 --> 00:53:15,400
everybody and all ships at sea.
Welcome to the show. Glad to be

666
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:16,960
here and matter of fact, glad
to be anywhere. At this point,

667
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:23,679
Keith stole that quote from somebody else. Yeah, some some British comedian.

668
00:53:24,159 --> 00:53:29,079
Really, I forget his name though
it's his book though, okay, yeah

669
00:53:29,159 --> 00:53:34,719
right, yep. Keith Richards always
provides proper attribution. Attribution. Well,

670
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,280
he could never make up a quote. He couldn't steal the quote. His

671
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,800
ghost famous quote is his most famous
quote is that I went to a party

672
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:45,119
in Muddy Waters house and I woke
up at you know, Holland Woolf's house.

673
00:53:47,119 --> 00:53:52,000
Anyway. Well, in the documentary
there on Netflix, they drive by

674
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:57,360
and they're looking at Muddy Water's front
door. He says, I remember going

675
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:00,800
to the party, but I don't
remember. I don't remember waving. Yeah,

676
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:05,199
funny guy, I'll tell you.
I hate to say he's like eighty

677
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:08,000
five or whatever. He's he's a
real character when he goes. It's kind

678
00:54:08,039 --> 00:54:10,800
of really sucked man, because he's
one of the kind. Oh, Keith

679
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:15,679
ritchins, I wake up every morning
worried to death that it's that I'm going

680
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:20,440
to see some bullets on BBC Breakfast
or something about him. Oh my god,

681
00:54:21,079 --> 00:54:24,519
yeah about Why aren't you You're worried
about a bulletin about me? A

682
00:54:24,679 --> 00:54:29,920
switchy? Oh you're gonna all right, Oliver? We all okay, that's

683
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:35,360
we got that from drinking. That
kid's also with us as our international correspondent,

684
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:39,760
switch places de wood, switchy.
Great to be here as our very

685
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:45,920
famous Internet of course right yes,
Macloney's military expose. So what you took

686
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:51,599
a step in Canada now you're an
international correspondent. Good for you. I

687
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:54,320
used to go to Canada all the
time back. Really it's taking the Vietnam

688
00:54:54,360 --> 00:55:00,519
War. No I had. I
had some cousins that offer be to just

689
00:55:00,599 --> 00:55:06,199
live there. Yeah, I thought
no. Also I couldn't pick up the

690
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:10,639
accent. I don't think really.
Yeah. Also with US is UH Security

691
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:19,840
chief Willie club w C w C. I wanted to see how you'd react

692
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:23,400
to me silence, Thank you,
Macca. It's great to be here,

693
00:55:23,639 --> 00:55:28,440
and it's great to see all the
gang. And I feel like i'm here

694
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:34,719
tonight with James Bond. Really guess
that's the voice that James Bond voice.

695
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:38,840
He's and okay, he's talking about
the Indy not not one one. Yeah,

696
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:45,320
he does. I think I've said
the switch switch. I mean I've

697
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:47,519
said it before. I'm sorry,
But to the American ear, everyone who

698
00:55:47,599 --> 00:55:52,519
speaks in a British accent sounds like
they went to Oxford, right. They

699
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:57,000
all saw you sound very very smart
and well learned and well rounded and all

700
00:55:57,039 --> 00:56:00,360
that stuff, you know, probably
because they all have well they Yeah.

701
00:56:00,079 --> 00:56:05,000
Also with us whole country. I
don't want to say well rounded. But

702
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,679
is Raven a favorite good witch up
there in sideways? And young Raven?

703
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:10,800
How are you? Oh? My
friends, I'm doing great things for having

704
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:14,280
me because well rounded. That's not
a compliment to you, is it.

705
00:56:15,119 --> 00:56:20,719
I mean, it's not a true
statement. Okay, this as long as

706
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:28,480
you didn't take it my way.
Also, hey, listen, Lonely Larry

707
00:56:28,559 --> 00:56:31,559
told me to tell you that vegin
vegan vegetarian joke on the air. By

708
00:56:31,599 --> 00:56:38,960
the way, Lonely Larry surprising.
Also with us, I don't know why

709
00:56:39,039 --> 00:56:42,599
she's sticking with us. Oh no, I'm sorry. There's a doctor in

710
00:56:42,639 --> 00:56:45,280
the house. Someone's waving at me. Doctor Bob Gross. How are you

711
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:50,320
hello, boys and girls? Alo
back. It's great to be here tonight.

712
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:52,480
Where is that weed prescription? We've
been asking you for that that seven

713
00:56:52,559 --> 00:56:55,599
years man. Well, it's it's
on. It's where it's going on.

714
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:01,159
Oh really? Oh? Also with
us, is our good friend Susie Bastill

715
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:07,480
down there in Connecticut Susie. I'd
like to point out I've also been to

716
00:57:07,599 --> 00:57:10,960
Canada. Yes, we used to
take the train to Montreal because the drinking

717
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:15,199
age was eighteen there. Yeah.
Oh wow, huh yeah from connected with

718
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:21,920
from Grand Central station. Yeah.
Nice. Montreal is a great city.

719
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,559
Man, that's a that's they got
to going on when I was up there,

720
00:57:23,599 --> 00:57:25,199
you know, it was years ago, but it was nice. It

721
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:30,679
was clean, it was friendly,
a lot of great restaurants, strip club

722
00:57:30,239 --> 00:57:35,280
and they have the underground mall.
That's my favorite part. Yeah, it's

723
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:37,639
just something about it there was like
you're in a foreign country, as they

724
00:57:37,679 --> 00:57:43,960
say, also with us. Is
that British voice you heard a little bit

725
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,840
earlier, Andy Mercer? How are
you? Andy? I'm pretty good enjoying

726
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:52,199
just relatively listening to you guys.
Is it raining? And oh? I

727
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:57,920
have to really say that I am
not that common? Shall we say?

728
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:01,000
There are people here who are not
as as well spoken. And I wanted

729
00:58:01,039 --> 00:58:06,920
to what you mean, I'm not
a good measure of what the average British

730
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:12,880
person is. Like you have an
accent, like a Manchester accent sounds very

731
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:19,199
different. I don't know, it's
not I can promise have an Essex accent.

732
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:30,400
You have different accents. You fancy
impression. That's that, my fair

733
00:58:30,519 --> 00:58:37,480
lady accent. I never heard a
British person do a British accent, right,

734
00:58:37,559 --> 00:58:40,079
that's cool, man, Yeah,
yeah, yeah yeah, Andy?

735
00:58:40,159 --> 00:58:44,719
Wow, So do a liver Apulian
accent when you It's the funny thing about

736
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:49,199
terrible accent when you. When you
hear the Beatles in the movies, right,

737
00:58:49,679 --> 00:58:52,639
you can understand them. It's thick, but you can understand them.

738
00:58:52,719 --> 00:58:58,519
These days, I cannot understand British
people on TV or or anything because the

739
00:58:58,639 --> 00:59:00,760
language is changed. And then maybe
they can't understand. That's any better.

740
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:05,079
But the language has changed just over
those you know, the last fifty years

741
00:59:05,159 --> 00:59:08,599
or so, people speak very quickly, very quickly, in a British accent,

742
00:59:09,079 --> 00:59:15,280
speaking quickly. Bob's your uncle,
right Andy. It's become a common

743
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:20,039
thing, actually, people speaking faster. A lot of the European languages,

744
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,920
particularly things like Spanish Italian, are
spoken very quickly, and I do wonder

745
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:28,559
if we're starting to kind of emulate
that way of speaking. We're getting faster

746
00:59:28,639 --> 00:59:31,679
and faster. I naturally do speak
quite quickly enough. Often have to slow

747
00:59:31,719 --> 00:59:35,800
myself down, so that can be
a struggle sometimes for me. But I

748
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:39,039
am a terrible accents. I don't
even sound like my brother. I have

749
00:59:39,079 --> 00:59:43,000
a brother, really, his voice
is much more Essex like, although he

750
00:59:43,079 --> 00:59:45,280
lives on the South coast. Now
let's get him one. So what's this?

751
00:59:45,519 --> 00:59:49,039
Essex? Is Essex a cool place
to live in England? That's where

752
00:59:49,039 --> 00:59:52,000
all the people fancy accents live.
No, it is not. It is

753
00:59:52,719 --> 00:59:57,719
not. Sorry any Essex dwelling people
listening here. I grew up there.

754
00:59:58,079 --> 01:00:01,079
It is not a nice place.
It's become a bit growthy. Particular the

755
01:00:01,159 --> 01:00:05,639
someone was close to sort of East
London. It's that kind of air.

756
01:00:05,719 --> 01:00:07,440
Oh really yeah, okay, all
right, go down. We know what

757
01:00:07,519 --> 01:00:12,719
karate means, right that we do? Yepjrison said that looks scratchy. That's

758
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:15,440
gotten hot day's night. He enterity. I wouldn't wear that, Andy,

759
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:19,400
don't worry. We lost off I
British listeners a long time ago. So

760
01:00:19,519 --> 01:00:22,400
you're not going to Ansa. So
I want to throw it to I've been

761
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:24,760
to duesday. I want to throw
it to Switchy real quick. And then

762
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:29,159
apparently we have a cat report.
Switch Would you have a breakfast today?

763
01:00:29,199 --> 01:00:32,199
You know what I had for breakfast? I'm a lot going on, so

764
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:37,320
I couldn't I couldn't really enjoy breakfast. I get McDonald's, I got a

765
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:43,920
steak cheese bagel. Give ahead,
Yes, good for you. Say about

766
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:46,760
the accent thing, it has to
do with having older ears. When I

767
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:51,039
was a young man, back in
the early mid seventies, when I was

768
01:00:51,079 --> 01:00:55,320
traveling through the British aisles, I
had virtually no trouble understanding anybody. Right

769
01:00:55,599 --> 01:00:59,880
there was one one guy, one
tour guide with a very thick Scottish accent.

770
01:01:00,159 --> 01:01:02,360
I had a little trouble with.
But but and now I'm like like

771
01:01:02,519 --> 01:01:06,920
you with with the put the closed
captioning on. Well, you're blaming it

772
01:01:07,039 --> 01:01:09,039
on your ears. But but back
in the old days it was I think

773
01:01:09,079 --> 01:01:14,199
it was the younger years, younger
ears, and younger years that I or

774
01:01:14,239 --> 01:01:16,400
I could you're blaming and on your
ears. Not the way that British people

775
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:20,559
have changed in the round language,
the way they language have spoken. But

776
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:23,880
forget about that. Do I see
a cat tail behind you waving around?

777
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:30,159
Get that get that chat tail?
Yeah, that's very funny, very switchy.

778
01:01:30,039 --> 01:01:35,519
The one's funny. One more common
accent. Go ahead down here in

779
01:01:35,599 --> 01:01:40,440
the the coast where I live,
Andy, I can I can see the

780
01:01:40,519 --> 01:01:45,679
Isle of Wight from my house.
Yes, that's kind of where we are.

781
01:01:45,719 --> 01:01:51,239
I get a lot of people vacation
down here from all over the land.

782
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:54,639
See and you get from Wales,
Ireland, Scotland. They're from all

783
01:01:54,719 --> 01:01:59,360
over and then they come to live
down here are They're from different borrows of

784
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:02,039
London there all over the place.
You ask people where they're from, We're

785
01:02:02,079 --> 01:02:07,760
from London. You think that they're
from downtown London. They're from all over

786
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:10,039
the place. London is huge.
So listen to them for a couple of

787
01:02:10,159 --> 01:02:15,320
minutes before you start getting the accent. And what happens is you'll learn it.

788
01:02:15,119 --> 01:02:20,039
Yes, you learn the dialect and
it becomes second nature. You don't

789
01:02:20,039 --> 01:02:22,039
even think about it. You're not
you're not saying oh, excuse me,

790
01:02:22,159 --> 01:02:23,760
you say that again? Please?
He won one one. You live in

791
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:28,119
the Hampton Beach of England. I
have to hit the deuce alley again.

792
01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:30,679
What did I do? Because your
microphone was off last time? I did?

793
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:35,239
Oh? You did also with us? Wow? The ghost of that

794
01:02:35,639 --> 01:02:38,960
also with us is uh? You
can't going now? Apparently apparently now you're

795
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:43,519
okay? The bees okay, et
cetera, cetera. Hopefully I'll find out

796
01:02:43,559 --> 01:02:45,840
tomorrow when I open the hives up. But that's good. Uh, hopefully

797
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:50,119
they get the queens out and everybody's
happy. And these poor bees came in

798
01:02:50,159 --> 01:02:52,719
from Georgia. Uh oh, and
you know it's national warm down in that

799
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:55,800
part of the country, right,
and they ended up in Massachusetts now and

800
01:02:55,840 --> 01:03:00,519
they're freezing because it's been miserable.
I'm stupid. You know. The funny

801
01:03:00,519 --> 01:03:04,840
thing is this true story I was
telling when Raven was going to visit us

802
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:07,679
a long time ago, and I
was talking to you on the phone.

803
01:03:07,719 --> 01:03:09,039
I was talking about Al's honey and
I was like, yeah, my neighbor

804
01:03:09,159 --> 01:03:13,639
raises bees. And as I'm talking
to it, I see Alan his bee

805
01:03:13,719 --> 01:03:19,039
costume running across his driveway with a
shitload of bees. Jason, I was,

806
01:03:19,599 --> 01:03:22,239
I think I Wanner Brothers cartoon.
And it's funny. It's one of

807
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,960
those things where you hear occasionally,
you know, you go to the bee

808
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:30,159
forums and stuff, and people will
say, you know, I opened up

809
01:03:30,199 --> 01:03:35,920
a hive and it exploded into my
face. And you get a hive that's

810
01:03:36,119 --> 01:03:39,400
really not impressed at that point,
either the weather's not good or they're not

811
01:03:39,599 --> 01:03:44,079
feeling quite right. Go ahead,
and when you open the hive up,

812
01:03:44,239 --> 01:03:46,920
they come. They come out for
blood. Yeah, and you get a

813
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:51,519
face full of them. This is
funny, though, and and I never

814
01:03:51,679 --> 01:03:58,079
experienced it personally until that time.
And I swear Mac was across the street

815
01:03:58,119 --> 01:04:01,480
on the phone talking to Raven and
he looks out the window and I'm in

816
01:04:01,559 --> 01:04:08,880
a full be suit. But I'm
running and I've got I got ten and

817
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:14,719
I'm running and I'm screaming because these
things are serious, and I had know

818
01:04:14,719 --> 01:04:16,840
how far I had to go before
I finally got away from him. But

819
01:04:17,199 --> 01:04:20,119
I'm like, wow, if any
of the neighbors saw that, I would

820
01:04:20,119 --> 01:04:25,199
be really harris. And of course
he saw it. It was embarrassing.

821
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:30,239
I'm screaming like a little girl out
there because I've got That was the embarrassing.

822
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:31,760
I got a face full of bees. He sees from Georgia. Must

823
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:38,960
have an accent too. Yeah,
I've had some that really are I want

824
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:43,719
to say, they're laid back.
And I had like the guy that I

825
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:47,719
buy the bees from, he buys
packages from California. He buys from Georgia,

826
01:04:48,199 --> 01:04:53,360
you know, And so this one
hive, one package, I bought,

827
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:58,239
came out of Georgia, and these
bees never in the course of five

828
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:02,639
years produced any honey. What good
that I could take ahead because they were

829
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:06,280
they were like the last ones out
in the morning, first ones in in

830
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:10,480
the evening, the lazy. And
I said, they're they're Georgia bees.

831
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:13,679
They're just so laid back. There
goes all out Georgia. They don't care.

832
01:05:14,639 --> 01:05:17,199
And it was so funny. This
is the same. But they wouldn't

833
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:20,280
die off, so I could replace
them. You're listening to be out here,

834
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:28,400
and do you have like a bee
dealer? I have a I have

835
01:05:28,519 --> 01:05:33,320
there's a place down a pebt mass
that It's called Crystal Bee Supply And every

836
01:05:34,159 --> 01:05:41,400
spring, every April, for the
four weekends he brings in I don't know,

837
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:46,440
a couple of thousand packages of bees. They're three pounds packages. It's

838
01:05:47,039 --> 01:05:50,000
in a wooden box. It's good
that they took meth out of their name.

839
01:05:50,119 --> 01:05:53,719
Right now that the business is better, right, you know what?

840
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:57,840
People? Good thing? You don't
grow hot? Yeah, exactly, given

841
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,679
that away too, believe that's another
story. So okay, So this honey

842
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:03,840
is the best I've ever heard.
It is really good honey, and a

843
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:09,760
big honey fans. And this it's
just good. Yeah, it's really good.

844
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:14,519
Now listen, we have report.
Switch is going to give a report

845
01:06:14,519 --> 01:06:16,280
and and and he's going to talk
about something. But I've been given a

846
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:20,440
note that I'm gonna go to Susie
and she has a cat report. This

847
01:06:20,599 --> 01:06:28,599
is what you're gonna do to me? Hm, we have a paranormal captivity

848
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:34,360
report. Okay, we should put
some first music show music here, go

849
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:41,679
ahead. Have you guys all seen
Doctor Sleep? The sequel to The Shining

850
01:06:42,039 --> 01:06:46,000
Yes? Is this sequel to that
terrible movie? You're kidding me? Now,

851
01:06:46,199 --> 01:06:50,400
go ahead, great movie, it's
a terrible movie. Go ahead,

852
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:55,800
next, please, Susan. So
I have I have found the cat that

853
01:06:56,000 --> 01:07:00,639
was the real life inspiration for that
movie. And he was local right in

854
01:07:00,719 --> 01:07:03,719
New England, Providence, Rhode Island. That cat. Yes, okay,

855
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:10,360
go ahead. Yeah. In two
thousand and five, the Steerhouse Nursing in

856
01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:15,639
rehab center and Providence decided to adopt
six cats as therapy animals. Really,

857
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:20,960
one of the six cats was named
Oscar and for Raven. He was a

858
01:07:21,039 --> 01:07:25,320
white cat, but he had spots
that were like tabby colored. Okay,

859
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:31,719
go ahead. He was initially the
scaredy cat out of the sixth they had

860
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:39,440
adopted, and he would hide under
beds or in supply closets. But about

861
01:07:39,639 --> 01:07:45,239
six months after they adopted him,
they noticed that occasionally he would come out

862
01:07:45,519 --> 01:07:49,519
and cuddle with residents. Yes,
he would get in their bed, curl

863
01:07:49,599 --> 01:07:55,000
up, fall asleep, go ahead, and then within two to three hours

864
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:59,119
that person would die. Okay,
so the cat of doom? Okay,

865
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:02,440
yes, yeah. When you see
the cat coming up dropping on your bed,

866
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:09,320
it's not good news. No,
So how can you like cats like

867
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:13,679
that? That? Well? Wow, a dog would never do them.

868
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:19,640
About after this happened about twenty to
twenty five times, the staff at the

869
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:28,479
facility actually started contacting the families of
these people. See this is this is

870
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:31,920
not right, man thought the bob
is not right? Correct? Please,

871
01:08:33,479 --> 01:08:38,000
what's right? It was not right. If you're in a rest home and

872
01:08:38,079 --> 01:08:41,439
you're worried about your loved one,
if someone caused you and said, by

873
01:08:41,479 --> 01:08:44,359
the way, the death cat just
you know, jumped on Grammy's bed.

874
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:48,960
I mean that's awful. They're not
worried about it. Where is he Ben?

875
01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:54,479
What's he know? Yeah? Wow? Ha? So what they do?

876
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:56,880
Did the cat? I don't get
hit by a car or something.

877
01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:06,479
For me, the act of They
believe Oscar actually accurately, accurately predicted about

878
01:09:06,479 --> 01:09:13,319
one hundred deaths. He lived seventeen
years, so it's one hundred deaths over

879
01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:17,399
seventeen years that he predicted. Really, So what I would do is that

880
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:23,600
I would go ahead, go ahead. He was actually written about in the

881
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:28,960
New England Journal of Medicine. A
few doctors tried to figure out how he

882
01:09:29,359 --> 01:09:34,239
was predicting these deaths and nobody could. Essentially they think I might have something

883
01:09:34,279 --> 01:09:40,319
to do with him being able to
smell the cells dying and these people.

884
01:09:41,079 --> 01:09:45,119
But yeah, yeah, there must
been a slow issue of that magazine.

885
01:09:45,159 --> 01:09:46,840
But let me ask you this,
though, what they should do. I

886
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:54,520
have a story, have a similar
story about a German shepherd. Yeah,

887
01:09:55,159 --> 01:10:00,319
quick, curll up on the well. He was. It was a a

888
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:06,920
dog that my son purchased, Yes, and it was from the original owner.

889
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:11,680
And the dog was it was a
was one of those protection executive protection

890
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:17,159
dogs. It was very well trained, yep, and it was it was

891
01:10:17,359 --> 01:10:21,239
probably eight ten years old. It
was worth quite a bit of money because

892
01:10:21,279 --> 01:10:25,920
it was you know, one of
those trains sure price dogs yep. But

893
01:10:26,119 --> 01:10:31,079
they found out that the dog could
detect cancer. And you've heard that,

894
01:10:31,199 --> 01:10:34,159
Yeah, they smell it, Yeah, yep. And so and the dog

895
01:10:35,079 --> 01:10:42,039
went over and the original owner the
dog sniffed out the cancer in him and

896
01:10:42,159 --> 01:10:45,199
he was able to get to the
hospital for that. Yeah, get treatment.

897
01:10:45,159 --> 01:10:48,479
And they asked if we would sell
the dog backs, so we did.

898
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:54,159
Yeah. Wow. Interesting, But
this is a lot different than a

899
01:10:54,239 --> 01:10:56,920
cat, you know, crawling up
on your bed when you're in a restaurant.

900
01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:59,720
So what I would do to the
cat, just you know, thinking

901
01:11:00,079 --> 01:11:06,239
out here. I don't know if
anyone cares. Mac. Wow, that's

902
01:11:06,319 --> 01:11:13,600
right, because I would. I
would personally love to just slowly pass away

903
01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:17,319
with a cat. All right.
Well that's that's that's you. I would

904
01:11:17,359 --> 01:11:20,119
do. What I would do is
I take a little kitten and put it

905
01:11:20,199 --> 01:11:29,159
in the catch bed and go.
You get the message anyway, Thank you

906
01:11:29,239 --> 01:11:32,119
for that cat report, Susie.
We appreciate that. Were you at the

907
01:11:32,279 --> 01:11:38,239
end? Did you want to end
it on that? I think you ended

908
01:11:38,279 --> 01:11:42,239
it on the perfect Thank you.
Thank you, Susie. Okay, when

909
01:11:42,239 --> 01:11:45,840
don't we go to Andy? You
don't have cats, do you? Andy?

910
01:11:47,359 --> 01:11:55,560
He's muted again? Hello Andy?
No? Which, oh that's right,

911
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:58,640
he's very alleged to cats, so
we could never have a cat call.

912
01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:01,439
So the cat in bed would be
a near death experience. Wow,

913
01:12:02,359 --> 01:12:06,319
yinky movie. Yes, so wouldn't
be good. It's chronicbly allergic to them.

914
01:12:08,039 --> 01:12:13,119
Well I've been dealing with guinea pigs, yes, yes, but two

915
01:12:13,159 --> 01:12:17,680
guinea pigs once again offensive to the
Italian American the okay cavs is their proper

916
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:20,880
name. So there we go,
and you have a report, you're going

917
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:26,960
to tell us something about what something
you just uncovered something rather interest I discovered

918
01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:29,880
in a bit of research, just
find something to talk about. And I

919
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:33,760
was looking for UFO reports in the
UK and I stumbled across. Now I've

920
01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:38,279
quickly explained the UK divide in the
counties, which is a bit like your

921
01:12:38,319 --> 01:12:41,319
states are. And I was from
Essex, as I said before, and

922
01:12:41,399 --> 01:12:45,520
I found a series of UFO reports
from Essex and the most common reports.

923
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,800
I'm from the town of Battledon,
which is where I grew up, so

924
01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:51,960
I'm thinking I didn't know about this. I was just amazed to find that

925
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:57,119
you actually do log The police do
log UFO reports, and there's say there's

926
01:12:57,199 --> 01:13:00,359
quite a few of them, particularly
in twenty nineteen in my local area,

927
01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:03,560
a lot of strange, enormous lights
were being seen and reported by various people,

928
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:08,960
and it really surprised me. But
what was really interesting was I found

929
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:12,520
this page just by chance of scoring
through it and I accidentally closed the page.

930
01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:16,279
So I went back to the Essex
Police Forces website, put the term

931
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:21,359
UFO reports twenty eighteen to twenty twenty
three in the search engine, and disappeared

932
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:26,520
said no such page to be found. I thought, Hello, what are

933
01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:29,960
they hiding? But I didn't manage
to find the page back eventually, but

934
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,760
I was really surprised. I had
no idea that police forces in the UK

935
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:36,359
do actually log UFO reports, and
most of them, or the majority of

936
01:13:36,439 --> 01:13:40,239
them, were around where I used
to live. So I thought, Okay,

937
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:43,760
there's some strange people in my hometown, but they might explain a few

938
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:45,560
of them. All these strange light
and normally is being seen. I just

939
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:53,119
it was well fascinating. Now,
the UK has a lot of poltergeist activity,

940
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:57,279
but they also seem to have a
lot of UFO activity. Could those

941
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:02,119
possibly be really well? I think
so? As we think we've talked about

942
01:14:02,119 --> 01:14:04,560
this before. I'm very much of
the opinion of these things are all the

943
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:10,239
same phenomena being seen and observed differently
depending on who you are and your interests.

944
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:14,640
But a lot of the paranormal stuff, particular things like podoclast activity offer

945
01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:18,640
lights are scene in association, with
them almost being the first form you actually

946
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:23,640
observe before they become something different.
So the idea of low light in the

947
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:28,119
sky, I've seen quite a few
of my time, again in my hometown

948
01:14:28,159 --> 01:14:30,399
Basild and I'd seen a few,
but I never thought of reporting it to

949
01:14:30,439 --> 01:14:33,279
the police. But certainly in the
early twenty tens there was a real space

950
01:14:33,359 --> 01:14:39,640
of these strange spheres being seen in
the daylight sky. Literally small balls look

951
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:43,560
like little balls, like the ball
bearings in the air, and often they'd

952
01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:45,359
be static and then they'd move,
and then they'd stop moving, and they

953
01:14:45,359 --> 01:14:49,119
continue to move. So in early
two thousands there were quite a few sighted

954
01:14:49,199 --> 01:14:54,359
those both in Essex and East London
as well the next county over. So

955
01:14:54,479 --> 01:14:58,000
I do wonder if there's some kind
of possible connection between in these daylight siding

956
01:14:58,119 --> 01:15:02,239
in the nighttime balls of light,
because most of the reports on this police

957
01:15:02,279 --> 01:15:08,000
website are talking about lights being seen, anonymous lights moving and then stopping,

958
01:15:08,359 --> 01:15:12,199
so not being simple aircraft flying over. Then we've got South End Airport not

959
01:15:12,319 --> 01:15:15,239
far from this and London City Airport
the other side, so we're used to

960
01:15:15,239 --> 01:15:18,600
seeing fairly low flying airplanes. So
you know, there were aeroplanes a lot,

961
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:24,079
but these light anomalies that were being
seen mainly at nights didn't match that

962
01:15:24,119 --> 01:15:26,720
at all. They've seem to be
a lot of these lights being seen in

963
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:30,520
the late twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen
or most of the reports. I just

964
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:34,119
thought it was quite fascinating that they
say even bother to record these things,

965
01:15:34,199 --> 01:15:40,760
but they do. You know,
That's what's my research is showing, yeah,

966
01:15:41,159 --> 01:15:50,920
that it's normal. It's quite normal
for humans to experience UAPs, especially

967
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:59,159
since they're using the new NASA definition
for UAP and currently and they usually change

968
01:15:59,199 --> 01:16:05,119
it about every couple of years.
The NASA definition right now says that UAP

969
01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:15,680
or unidentified anomalist phenomena. They are
observations. There are observations of events in

970
01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:20,479
the air, in the sea,
in space, and on land that cannot

971
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:26,800
be identified as aircraft or as non
natural phenomena. They don't use the word

972
01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:30,439
scientific perspective, they don't use the
word flying in there. I think that's

973
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:34,079
very interesting. The word flying is
not in this. That's as I and

974
01:16:34,199 --> 01:16:40,560
with my experiences and with what the
research I've done, that definition is the

975
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:45,640
truest. And what it's happening is
I'm finding out it's the individuals who are

976
01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:53,479
capable of picking these objects up.
Some are some area we talked about that

977
01:16:53,560 --> 01:17:00,760
all seeing them, you're experiencing them. Whatever information you have in your about

978
01:17:00,359 --> 01:17:09,560
let's say UAPs, that's what's going
to shape what you absolutely think is happening.

979
01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:12,479
Well man, that is freaky,
but you know, it seems to

980
01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:14,800
fill in a lot of blanks when
you think about it. You know,

981
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:18,319
first of all, some people just
don't see ghosts UFOs on one of them.

982
01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:23,039
Other people they seem to be in
the right place, right time.

983
01:17:23,439 --> 01:17:27,319
Who knows why. You know that
you could be trained to do that.

984
01:17:27,479 --> 01:17:32,600
That's the whole thing, because myself
being in education and designing currictums and so

985
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:39,560
forth. That's that's ever since they
took music out of the schools in about

986
01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:45,479
nineteen ninety seven. Yes, people
have a difficult time telling nuances. Things

987
01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:49,199
interesting. Okay, there's a whole
that's a whole of the show. We

988
01:17:49,279 --> 01:17:55,960
should do a music show about why
they the Reagan administration of all people,

989
01:17:56,479 --> 01:18:01,039
cut funding for in a school music
programs, well music programs across the country.

990
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:03,319
They just did it. You know, it's like one of those things,

991
01:18:03,359 --> 01:18:05,399
Well we got to cut the federal
budgets, who were going to cut

992
01:18:05,439 --> 01:18:10,920
this up. So and these inner
cities where you had people like let's take

993
01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:15,159
Holem for instance, where there have
been at least four or five literal musical

994
01:18:15,279 --> 01:18:17,760
geniuses, have come out of Holem
all of a sudden. These kids don't

995
01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:21,399
have saxophones and stuff to play.
All they had was the turntable. So

996
01:18:21,479 --> 01:18:26,960
they turned it into wrap something that
is even bigger. Okay, so from

997
01:18:27,079 --> 01:18:30,680
defeat, you know, you have
kind of you know, a victory.

998
01:18:30,079 --> 01:18:33,199
But you were saying, Bob,
so they so. But but the bad

999
01:18:33,279 --> 01:18:40,359
side of that is that they don't
get nuanced. Right. There's because like

1000
01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:44,279
if you think about it, like
when I first started lik in my doctoral

1001
01:18:44,359 --> 01:18:47,239
program, you know at Penn State, I really couldn't tell the difference between

1002
01:18:47,720 --> 01:18:54,439
let's say classical music and baroque music. Okay, yes here that they sounded

1003
01:18:54,479 --> 01:18:57,520
differently, but I didn't know why. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1004
01:18:58,039 --> 01:19:01,279
By the time I was finished with
stuff. All of that I knew

1005
01:19:01,319 --> 01:19:05,520
about, you know, if it
was written in the Romantic period of the

1006
01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:09,840
Classical period, and about what day
it was written on. Yeah, yeah,

1007
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:15,520
yeah, So you can train yourself
in that respect to see goos ce

1008
01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:18,359
ufo s see whatever, right exactly. See. That's what I've been finding

1009
01:19:18,479 --> 01:19:25,479
because I I used to. When
I first started in music, like in

1010
01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:30,439
at Ducane University, my ear wasn't
well trained and I had study what was

1011
01:19:30,479 --> 01:19:35,159
called soul fijio you're training, okay. So when I once I did that,

1012
01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:40,039
I started hearing things differently. Wow, that's interesting. You can train

1013
01:19:40,119 --> 01:19:44,960
your brain to see things and that
other people can't see. Yes, wow,

1014
01:19:45,079 --> 01:19:48,119
that's interesting. Something called synesthesia.
You can hear. You can hear

1015
01:19:48,159 --> 01:19:51,560
a certain pitch, but then envision
a color that goes along with that.

1016
01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:55,479
Yeah yes, yeah yeah. The
guy you know, there's a B I

1017
01:19:55,560 --> 01:20:00,479
have something called times an athesia,
So I see time. So explain that.

1018
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:05,960
And nobody takes these things into consideration
when they're seeing. He was seeing

1019
01:20:06,039 --> 01:20:10,039
the UAPs and who isn't. Yeah, yeah, that's funny. There's a

1020
01:20:10,119 --> 01:20:13,119
band called XTC. They were big
in England. Andy probably knows them.

1021
01:20:13,159 --> 01:20:15,520
One one's probably heard of them.
They're really kind of a Nazi band,

1022
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:20,640
but they were good XTC and the
guy who was the lead kind of guy,

1023
01:20:21,239 --> 01:20:25,359
His name I think is Andy,
not Andy, but he has a

1024
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:29,039
Andy Fairweather or something like that as
a real British name. He had that

1025
01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:32,840
he had that thing where he would
see colors when he would hear certain notes,

1026
01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:39,039
and when he would look at water
it would be I don't know,

1027
01:20:39,159 --> 01:20:42,720
he just saw things in a different
way. And you know, he wrote

1028
01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:45,399
like, you know, four or
five really big top song, so he

1029
01:20:45,479 --> 01:20:49,199
had something going for him. But
for someone who is like kind of lazy

1030
01:20:50,119 --> 01:20:54,000
for stuff like that, I can't
understand that, you know what I mean.

1031
01:20:54,079 --> 01:20:59,880
I don't understand even when somebody explains
that. I can't understand when it

1032
01:21:00,079 --> 01:21:03,319
comes automatically. But like I know, when I was working with electronic music

1033
01:21:03,399 --> 01:21:08,640
and designing sounds and so forth,
with the digital sounds at Penn State,

1034
01:21:09,399 --> 01:21:12,520
there were times when I'd come out
of that it was like a basement with

1035
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:17,399
that this huge synthesizer and sound system
in it, and everything would be green,

1036
01:21:18,479 --> 01:21:20,640
funny, yeah, you know,
and I thought I screwed up my

1037
01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:25,399
brain, you know, I did, probably, but I mean there there,

1038
01:21:26,119 --> 01:21:30,000
you can actually exercise your brain to
do that. Wow, that's I

1039
01:21:30,199 --> 01:21:34,319
I was. I was experimenting with
that type of thing. Abduct about what

1040
01:21:34,399 --> 01:21:38,600
your drug free during this time?
You can tell us mostly? Okay,

1041
01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:43,600
okay. I had a question for
SUSI. You said, you can you

1042
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:47,960
see time? You visualize time?
Like how Yeah it is. Apparently it's

1043
01:21:47,960 --> 01:21:53,039
the most common type of synesthesia.
But to me, time looks like a

1044
01:21:53,239 --> 01:22:01,399
spiral. So if I like I
need to figure out what year something happened

1045
01:22:01,479 --> 01:22:05,119
in, like what year this song
came out, my brain kind of takes

1046
01:22:05,239 --> 01:22:12,079
me down this spiral and in the
spiral, like picture like a spring,

1047
01:22:12,359 --> 01:22:15,920
right, and each side of the
spring would line up with a certain season,

1048
01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:21,439
So like spring of twenty twenty four
is right over spring of twenty twenty

1049
01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:28,079
three. In my brain, I
am picturing the spiral and it takes me

1050
01:22:28,239 --> 01:22:34,960
back and I will visualize where I
spent my most the most time out of

1051
01:22:35,079 --> 01:22:39,199
my life, Like if it was, you know, something from seventh grade,

1052
01:22:39,279 --> 01:22:42,680
I would picture myself in my seventh
grade English class and I would know

1053
01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:49,600
what year that happened. Yeah,
So apparently people with time synesthesia always picture

1054
01:22:49,640 --> 01:22:58,239
it as some kind of spiral or
rearing or loop. Wow, there's several

1055
01:22:58,279 --> 01:23:02,479
different types of synesthesia. There was
with with all of your senses, like

1056
01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:06,520
you can you might be able to
just hear something or taste something at the

1057
01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:12,279
same time, or smell something at
the same time. Wow, that's real

1058
01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:16,239
and it's it's it's not that uncommon. That's what freaks me out. People

1059
01:23:16,359 --> 01:23:21,039
don't know they have these stuff.
Not to interrupt you. I shouldn't know.

1060
01:23:21,279 --> 01:23:26,720
I did until somebody told me it
was weird. Yeah yeah, well

1061
01:23:27,159 --> 01:23:30,840
yeah, that's the same thing with
me. I could hear the difference in

1062
01:23:31,439 --> 01:23:35,560
running water if it was cold or
hot. Yeah not really. Yeah,

1063
01:23:36,359 --> 01:23:40,880
And I but I trained myself to
do I didn't know. I trained myself

1064
01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:45,640
to do that. That's interest I
was working on my ear. Yeah yeah,

1065
01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:54,520
yeah, hmm. Well question for
Andy that kind of ties in like

1066
01:23:55,560 --> 01:24:00,760
switching and Susie a little bit.
So with like these reports of people seeing

1067
01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:06,720
various things that they're seeing, are
they reporting hearing anything or like even smelling

1068
01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:12,680
anything, because it kind of like
I'm wondering if it has anything to do

1069
01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:15,039
with something I experienced a few days
ago, or if it's totally like unrelated.

1070
01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:17,760
Tell us, now, tell us
flash, what happened? Oh,

1071
01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:23,680
yes, well you were it was. It was before I switched to my

1072
01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:26,920
new job. So I was still
working at home in this room, looking

1073
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:30,079
on my laptop, and all of
a sudden, I started hearing these crazy

1074
01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:36,560
noises outside that I've never heard in
this area before. It wasn't it wasn't

1075
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:42,279
a siren, it wasn't like a
fire truck, it wasn't somebody's like alarm.

1076
01:24:42,439 --> 01:24:45,560
It was so loud. I have
no idea where it was coming from.

1077
01:24:45,880 --> 01:24:48,520
And I text my coworker that only
works. She was also working at

1078
01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:51,640
home a couple of blocks away from
me. She heard it too. I

1079
01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:56,119
can't even explain what it was.
It was just the series of noises that

1080
01:24:56,159 --> 01:24:58,960
I've never heard in my life.
Okay, And I'm not the only one

1081
01:24:58,960 --> 01:25:00,800
that heard it, and I I
didn't see anything, but I also I

1082
01:25:00,960 --> 01:25:05,359
didn't like I could only look out
like the side of my window because I

1083
01:25:05,479 --> 01:25:09,399
was on like a I think it
was in a meeting actually, Okay,

1084
01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:13,359
so I couldn't like leave my desk, but so I couldn't really tell if

1085
01:25:13,399 --> 01:25:15,520
there was anything else happening. But
it was just the weirdest sound ever.

1086
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:18,520
Yeah, and somebody else heard it, So I have that proof, but

1087
01:25:18,800 --> 01:25:25,119
I didn't know if there was like
a correlation with that and with these sightings.

1088
01:25:25,319 --> 01:25:28,359
Did it seem like a sound like
from coming far away? Was it

1089
01:25:28,479 --> 01:25:31,840
right outside your wind though? To
me it sounded like it was like not

1090
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:36,560
right outside my window, but like
down the blocky. Yeah. My coworker

1091
01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:40,199
that's a couple streets away from me, she said, it sounded like it

1092
01:25:40,319 --> 01:25:44,279
was really far away. Yeah,
funny. Well did there rock places you

1093
01:25:44,319 --> 01:25:45,880
know have weird sounds? I know, we did a story long time ago

1094
01:25:46,319 --> 01:25:48,680
this place in Oregon, just on
the middle of nowhere, and they hear

1095
01:25:48,760 --> 01:25:54,439
these weird sounds, and I think
the government actually kind of you know,

1096
01:25:54,479 --> 01:25:57,000
and they said, well, it's
a railroad try forty miles away and it's

1097
01:25:57,039 --> 01:26:00,159
not that you know, and they
come and go. But stuff like that

1098
01:26:00,279 --> 01:26:03,680
happened. I said, yeah,
that's it's it's something they work people,

1099
01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:08,159
you know. I mean, I've
said before, I've heard. The only

1100
01:26:08,199 --> 01:26:11,319
way things ever happened to me is
I used to when I lived in Saratoga,

1101
01:26:11,399 --> 01:26:14,159
New York. I would hear this
thing and sound like a truck on

1102
01:26:14,359 --> 01:26:18,079
the Highway Northway, which is really
close to where we lived like they're in

1103
01:26:18,119 --> 01:26:21,079
a lower gear and they're just going
okay, like in a lower gear,

1104
01:26:21,079 --> 01:26:25,840
and you're waiting from to shift gears
right, and it never does. And

1105
01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:28,680
then ten minutes later you're still hearing
the sound, and you say, well,

1106
01:26:29,039 --> 01:26:31,079
even he didn't shift gears, he'd
being like Montreal by now right,

1107
01:26:31,159 --> 01:26:34,399
But you hear that sound, which
was odd. And then I came home

1108
01:26:34,520 --> 01:26:39,920
visit my family and they report one
night the windows open, I hear the

1109
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:43,920
same thing. And then they're ten
miles away from a highway. So I

1110
01:26:44,039 --> 01:26:48,399
looked into it, and they people
hear that sound a lot. And the

1111
01:26:48,479 --> 01:26:53,680
people who reported a lot of these
people used to we're in these fire as

1112
01:26:53,760 --> 01:26:57,720
far as fire lookout towers and stuff
like that, or out in the middle

1113
01:26:57,720 --> 01:27:00,640
of nowhere, and they hear this. You know, I know that that.

1114
01:27:00,840 --> 01:27:03,760
Susie and her research into the Bridgewater
Triangle and so forth, she's been

1115
01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:08,840
paying a lot of attention to people. She's asking people about what they've heard,

1116
01:27:08,960 --> 01:27:12,920
what did they smell anything or whatever, just trying to get the full

1117
01:27:13,840 --> 01:27:17,439
scope of what is going on.
Yeah, these are the questions people don't

1118
01:27:17,760 --> 01:27:21,720
ask. When you have somebody that
winness something strange. Everyone wants to know,

1119
01:27:21,880 --> 01:27:25,960
like what did it look like?
You know, stuff like that.

1120
01:27:26,119 --> 01:27:30,640
No one asks like did you smell
anything? Did you hear anything? There's

1121
01:27:30,680 --> 01:27:34,800
a lot of sightings that start with
like a high pitch noise, puckwagis and

1122
01:27:35,279 --> 01:27:42,439
other and there. Have you ever
heard what's known as a phantom fundamental.

1123
01:27:45,159 --> 01:27:53,920
It's a sound that technically doesn't exist, but you hear it. Some humans

1124
01:27:54,039 --> 01:28:00,479
will hear it like a high pitch. Well actually in the fun and in

1125
01:28:00,560 --> 01:28:04,000
the in the phantom fundamental. It's
like you know how you have pipe organs

1126
01:28:04,039 --> 01:28:09,279
that have these huge pipes that go
up. The larger the pipe, the

1127
01:28:09,399 --> 01:28:14,399
lower the sound, and it depends
on how long the pipe is. Okay,

1128
01:28:15,039 --> 01:28:17,000
And the same thing happens for a
string, like a string on a

1129
01:28:17,079 --> 01:28:21,880
string base. Yes, yepier,
and the longer and the looser the string

1130
01:28:23,079 --> 01:28:30,520
is, the lower it's yeah.
So if if you can't sometimes you can't

1131
01:28:30,560 --> 01:28:33,560
get a let's say a pipe,
a pipe organs pipe long enough to fit

1132
01:28:33,640 --> 01:28:38,439
into a building. You want to
get a really powerful low sound. So

1133
01:28:38,560 --> 01:28:43,279
there's a way to trick your brain
in the hearing that like when you have

1134
01:28:43,760 --> 01:28:49,159
sounds that are sound. Strings don't
vibrate uniformly. They vibrate in parts,

1135
01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:54,680
so you have what's called the fundamental, then you have it vibrating in halfs

1136
01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:58,520
and thirds and so forth, like
third and fourth and fifth. Well,

1137
01:28:58,560 --> 01:29:02,960
the brain could be tricked and they're
thinking it's hearing the low string vibrating and

1138
01:29:03,079 --> 01:29:09,520
it's not. But you're you'll hear
all the sounds then yeah, yeah,

1139
01:29:10,039 --> 01:29:13,239
brain and they're thinking that, yeah, it's funny. I don't know if

1140
01:29:13,279 --> 01:29:15,800
it has anything to do with it, but for some reason, I was

1141
01:29:15,880 --> 01:29:19,039
watching a interview with this guy.
I forget his name now, but he's

1142
01:29:19,119 --> 01:29:24,960
basically the guitar player who's toured with
Sting for like twenty five years. Okay,

1143
01:29:25,039 --> 01:29:29,119
he's on all his albums. He's
a very virtual also type guitar player

1144
01:29:29,399 --> 01:29:32,079
and good guitar player. I can't
remember his name, but what he said

1145
01:29:32,319 --> 01:29:36,279
was in this interview was that they've
been playing together for years, and they've

1146
01:29:36,319 --> 01:29:42,520
been playing these songs for years,
and he said, he said the report

1147
01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:46,479
of Rick Biatto asked him, do
you ever screw up one stage? Everyone

1148
01:29:46,560 --> 01:29:49,560
screws up, right, He says, I do every once a while,

1149
01:29:49,560 --> 01:29:53,199
I do, he says, but
when I screw up Sting screws up at

1150
01:29:53,239 --> 01:29:57,279
the exact same moment. Oh yeah, and it doesn't sound like a screw

1151
01:29:57,319 --> 01:29:59,479
up. And I said, wow, that's that's strange. And we we

1152
01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:02,359
talked about before, is that jazz
musicians kind of have this kind of esp

1153
01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:06,800
thing going on. But to to
make a mistake in the same place at

1154
01:30:06,840 --> 01:30:11,920
the same moment, I think it's
interesting. I refer they used to refer

1155
01:30:12,039 --> 01:30:15,680
to that as synchronicity before the place
when the bands and that used to get

1156
01:30:15,760 --> 01:30:19,960
together, they were like living they
knew what was going to happen. Yeah,

1157
01:30:20,039 --> 01:30:24,920
yeah, funny, Bob. Is
it the same phenomena as a dog

1158
01:30:24,960 --> 01:30:30,399
whistle? With the fundamental Well,
yes, the dog whistle is that it's

1159
01:30:30,720 --> 01:30:35,720
it's too high of a frequency for
your ear mechanism to pick up. Okay,

1160
01:30:36,159 --> 01:30:40,439
your ear can can't handle it.
But when I was working on a

1161
01:30:40,720 --> 01:30:45,720
h a Penn State, I was
working on an interdisciplinary team in the acoustics

1162
01:30:45,920 --> 01:30:53,239
lab. We were finding out that
there were a significant amount of people that

1163
01:30:53,520 --> 01:30:59,640
hurt the way beyond the human ears
hearing ring. Interesting. Yeah, wow,

1164
01:31:00,199 --> 01:31:04,199
like some people that you some sounds, some people could hear some sounds,

1165
01:31:04,279 --> 01:31:08,720
some people couldn't hear those same sounds
at all. Yeah, some people

1166
01:31:08,840 --> 01:31:13,680
could hear those sounds a lot louder. It's funny. You think everyone's hearing

1167
01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:15,760
is universal, but it isn't.
You know, it's going to at all,

1168
01:31:15,880 --> 01:31:19,079
and you can train it. See
that's what I did. I really

1169
01:31:19,159 --> 01:31:23,600
screwed my brain up doing that stuff, you know, because of the kind

1170
01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:26,119
of music I was working on.
You know, it was really far out

1171
01:31:26,159 --> 01:31:30,319
stuff go ahead where people were like, uh, there's a one work it's

1172
01:31:30,359 --> 01:31:35,199
called him himnin And as everybody's saying, you can imagine a whole chorus singing

1173
01:31:35,319 --> 01:31:40,359
the same pitch. Okay, okay, yes, the only thing that's changing

1174
01:31:40,880 --> 01:31:45,439
is that they're changing the form of
their lips. Okay, there's a million

1175
01:31:45,520 --> 01:31:47,880
jokes in there, But I get
it. I got it. That's the

1176
01:31:48,079 --> 01:31:50,680
song. I just trying to say, before you go to switch, I

1177
01:31:50,760 --> 01:31:56,760
get Doctor Bob was looking very kind
of late late Eddie van Halen tonight.

1178
01:31:56,800 --> 01:31:59,960
Do you ever see a picture of
Eddie van Halen before the cat dumped on

1179
01:32:00,119 --> 01:32:06,720
his bed? Every time I take
a shower before the show. Anyway,

1180
01:32:06,800 --> 01:32:11,640
listen, Switch Switcher, you ever
report right? Can I put the bumper

1181
01:32:11,720 --> 01:32:20,119
in here? Yes? They do
a classic oldie and now it's time for

1182
01:32:20,199 --> 01:32:26,920
another story from the Lost Annimals of
the Paranormal. It's time for Steve Ward's

1183
01:32:27,359 --> 01:32:34,560
report from the Fringe. Please tell
us Joe Himington and the Cosmic Pancakes from

1184
01:32:34,600 --> 01:32:40,520
out of Space Jose Hymington. He
was a plumber by trade, chicken farmer

1185
01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:44,640
by day. This is Eagle River, Wisconsin, April nineteen sixty one.

1186
01:32:45,159 --> 01:32:48,319
The guy is finishing up his late
breakfast dishes. He looks out, well,

1187
01:32:48,319 --> 01:32:53,159
he here's this noise he describes as
something like knobby tires on a wet

1188
01:32:53,239 --> 01:32:57,239
pavement. So maybe this thing is
transmission was going or something. But he

1189
01:32:57,279 --> 01:33:00,359
looks out through the window he sees
a classic flying song us or two bowls

1190
01:33:00,439 --> 01:33:05,199
together essentially with kind of a door
that's opened. He walks outside, he

1191
01:33:05,279 --> 01:33:11,720
approaches. He can see people in
there. They look pretty harmless. It's

1192
01:33:11,760 --> 01:33:15,039
a strange situation, but he's not
concerned. So he approaches this craft,

1193
01:33:15,119 --> 01:33:18,760
which is just hovering just off the
ground. He looks inside. There's about

1194
01:33:18,800 --> 01:33:23,680
three or four people in there and
they're about five feet tall. They're wearing

1195
01:33:23,960 --> 01:33:29,520
coveralls, some kind of nick caps, and one of them hands him kind

1196
01:33:29,560 --> 01:33:35,239
of a chrome bowl or chalice that
looks like the same material that this craft

1197
01:33:35,359 --> 01:33:41,039
is made out of. And behind
now he kind of indicates their gestures that

1198
01:33:41,119 --> 01:33:44,760
he wants water in this there's no
telepathy, there's no speech, but he's

1199
01:33:44,800 --> 01:33:49,199
looking behind this guy and there's this
other guy at a kind of a flameless

1200
01:33:49,319 --> 01:33:55,920
grill and it looks like he's cooking
something like pancakes. So yes, I

1201
01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:59,840
mean the whole thing cheaper than ihop, I'll tell you that, especially out

1202
01:34:00,159 --> 01:34:02,600
Wow, turn the page to switch. He paid twenty bucks of pancakes in

1203
01:34:03,159 --> 01:34:08,039
New Hampshire and we haven't heard the
end of it for five years. Oh

1204
01:34:08,359 --> 01:34:11,960
man, you know, I don't
know what the the taxes are going for

1205
01:34:12,439 --> 01:34:17,279
you guys must have Christine Rhodes out
there with the charging. But anyway,

1206
01:34:17,439 --> 01:34:20,000
go on, please switch you sorry
for it, okay. So anyway,

1207
01:34:20,880 --> 01:34:26,800
so a very strange situations. He
has trouble making eye contact with this guy.

1208
01:34:27,279 --> 01:34:30,399
Anyway, he goes, he goes
to his well, puts some water

1209
01:34:30,520 --> 01:34:34,960
in this thing, gives them back
and they exchange about three or four of

1210
01:34:35,039 --> 01:34:40,399
these pancakes sometimes they call them cookies
or whatever. And so if he takes

1211
01:34:40,479 --> 01:34:44,399
them, okay, the hatch closes
and this thing takes off at like a

1212
01:34:44,479 --> 01:34:48,680
forty five degree angle. Yes,
now he actually reports this. The Air

1213
01:34:48,760 --> 01:34:54,520
Force gets a hold of this.
Doctor Heinek is still as attached to Project

1214
01:34:54,560 --> 01:34:58,800
Blue Book, and so they investigate. Now they think, well, you

1215
01:34:58,880 --> 01:35:02,640
know, Joe uh probably fell asleep, had a vivid dream, and woke

1216
01:35:02,760 --> 01:35:08,920
up and then reported this, which
could explain why the pancakes tasted so bad

1217
01:35:09,159 --> 01:35:13,279
if he actually made them in his
sleep. So that would be a judge

1218
01:35:13,359 --> 01:35:16,079
there. And who actually has some
interest in UFOs. He knows Joe.

1219
01:35:16,199 --> 01:35:20,079
He thinks Joe's a credible guy,
even though he's reporting this bizarre experience.

1220
01:35:20,399 --> 01:35:26,079
He interviews him and the interview is
published and he starts out a little tongue

1221
01:35:26,079 --> 01:35:28,039
at cheek. He says, look, Joe, what do these guys look

1222
01:35:28,199 --> 01:35:30,079
like? And you know, little
green men? And Joe says, no,

1223
01:35:30,359 --> 01:35:34,159
judge, they were kind of swarthy
like Italians. Oh well, now

1224
01:35:34,239 --> 01:35:39,119
wait now, hold on, hold
on, you've offended a place. Yeah,

1225
01:35:40,079 --> 01:35:45,520
that's that's not that's not all.
So that's that's not all. Well,

1226
01:35:45,600 --> 01:35:47,119
No, no, there's a lot
there's there's this kind of weaves in

1227
01:35:47,199 --> 01:35:50,640
and out. There's a lot of
connections here. I might mention you've heard

1228
01:35:50,760 --> 01:35:55,159
you mentioned John Keel before. Well, in his book, his sort of

1229
01:35:55,199 --> 01:36:00,479
Grand Opus Operation Trrosian Horse, he
talks about uh uh, people down.

1230
01:36:00,560 --> 01:36:02,840
This is before the Grays came in
and messed up everything. As you know,

1231
01:36:03,279 --> 01:36:08,399
we used to have great aliens,
man, We had the Kelly Hoppins

1232
01:36:08,439 --> 01:36:12,720
phil Goblins, we had the flat
Woods Monster Space, we had the Cisco

1233
01:36:12,840 --> 01:36:15,520
Grove aliens, you know, and
then the Grays came in. I mean

1234
01:36:15,680 --> 01:36:19,840
you could see a gray once in
a while. Forgive me. These creeps

1235
01:36:20,119 --> 01:36:25,279
didn't show up until like late seventies
with clothes Encounters of the third kind in

1236
01:36:25,359 --> 01:36:30,960
the early eighties with Whitley Streaver's Communion
book right from the striking picture on the

1237
01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:35,920
front. So anyway, Keel talked
about that there were a lot of alleged

1238
01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:43,479
landings where people would see and the
descriptions weren't terribly sophisticated. They would say,

1239
01:36:43,960 --> 01:36:45,920
well they he didn't say sore in
the Italians, but they would say,

1240
01:36:46,319 --> 01:36:49,720
well, they look kind of foreign, no offense, andy, dark

1241
01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:57,119
foreign types, you know. And
and interestingly enough, our old buddy Indured

1242
01:36:57,239 --> 01:37:03,840
cold kind of fits that mold.
And then he quotes General Spats. General

1243
01:37:03,920 --> 01:37:10,520
Spats was a big time general in
World War Two. There's actually a press

1244
01:37:10,720 --> 01:37:15,720
conference from nineteen forty eight where he
says, there's no truth to the rumor

1245
01:37:15,439 --> 01:37:20,560
that Spaniards are driving flying saucers or
that they're coming from Spain. So what

1246
01:37:20,760 --> 01:37:28,479
is this a secret base in Naples? Or there's something really bizarre going on

1247
01:37:28,680 --> 01:37:32,520
here? Now the Air Force they
thought the story was crazy, but nevertheless

1248
01:37:32,560 --> 01:37:36,520
they took they spent taxpayers money,
yes, and they took to examine one

1249
01:37:36,560 --> 01:37:41,079
of the pancakes. And now we
have to shift to Jacques Filet. Jacques

1250
01:37:41,119 --> 01:37:45,039
Vule wrote a great book, Passport
to Magonia. It was his third book.

1251
01:37:45,079 --> 01:37:49,159
The first two books he was trying
to understand UFOs in a very nuts

1252
01:37:49,199 --> 01:37:53,520
of Bolts context, but then he
kind of threw up his hands and he

1253
01:37:53,640 --> 01:38:00,960
discovered. Passport to Macgonia talks about
various traditions of folklore and the similar between

1254
01:38:00,119 --> 01:38:08,199
many modern day not all, but
many modern day UFO experiences, and he

1255
01:38:09,079 --> 01:38:13,199
quotes extensively from Evans Wentz. He
was a theosophist. He wrote a book

1256
01:38:13,239 --> 01:38:16,960
about nineteen ten nineteen eleven called The
Fairy Face of Celtic Countries. In there

1257
01:38:17,079 --> 01:38:23,880
wentce It gives all kinds of examples
of real, real time encounters with the

1258
01:38:23,920 --> 01:38:29,039
little people and with he talked.
He talked to an irishman that said,

1259
01:38:30,239 --> 01:38:34,760
the fairies they eat fresh meat,
they drink pure water, and they never

1260
01:38:34,880 --> 01:38:41,079
take salt. It's interesting but may
not be significant. It's interesting that when

1261
01:38:41,199 --> 01:38:46,520
the Air Force examined these pancakes,
they were very terrestrial pancakes except there was

1262
01:38:46,600 --> 01:38:55,880
nonsodium. Wow, but they tasted
bad the water gathering aspect, but go

1263
01:38:55,920 --> 01:39:00,439
ahead, they tasted bad. That
was at the report. Joe Simonton.

1264
01:39:00,479 --> 01:39:03,800
I mean, there's actually footage of
him out there and one of the one

1265
01:39:03,800 --> 01:39:08,439
of the conversations was they said that, of course they're being trying to be

1266
01:39:08,520 --> 01:39:10,960
funny. Joe, if they if
they came back, would you go for

1267
01:39:11,039 --> 01:39:13,880
a ride with them? He said, no, the food is terrible.

1268
01:39:15,880 --> 01:39:19,520
One kind of a serious note here. Chad lewis a great investigator who lives

1269
01:39:19,560 --> 01:39:27,319
at Wisconsin. He has tracked down
some people that have said that Joe Simonton

1270
01:39:27,439 --> 01:39:31,119
is supposed to have he claimed other
encounters after this, but he just shut

1271
01:39:31,199 --> 01:39:36,720
up because of all all the focus
and the ridicule that happened. So it

1272
01:39:36,960 --> 01:39:43,680
may be that that he was experiencing
something else afterwards. But the water gathering

1273
01:39:43,760 --> 01:39:46,960
is is pretty interesting, and we
have a lot of reports of craft coming

1274
01:39:47,000 --> 01:39:50,880
over lakes and sucking up water and
so forth. There is just to kind

1275
01:39:50,920 --> 01:39:56,920
of close this out. There's one
one other report from the mid fifties.

1276
01:39:57,920 --> 01:40:00,079
A guy named John Black and his
part or there are a couple of miners.

1277
01:40:00,239 --> 01:40:04,840
They're out in California. They keep
seeing this craft will fly overhead and

1278
01:40:05,199 --> 01:40:09,960
it's classic UFO. They don't know
what it is, but it has come

1279
01:40:10,079 --> 01:40:13,880
back on the same day of the
month. So this John Black actually goes

1280
01:40:13,920 --> 01:40:16,640
to the sheriff and he says,
hey, if they come back on this

1281
01:40:16,720 --> 01:40:19,399
particular date, he said, okay, if I take a shot at them.

1282
01:40:20,039 --> 01:40:23,880
Cherfer said, no, you better
not do that. That might not

1283
01:40:24,000 --> 01:40:30,039
be a wise idea. But at
one time John Black there, he's in

1284
01:40:30,119 --> 01:40:31,920
the woods. He sees what he
thinks is a little kid, and he

1285
01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:35,479
thinks the kid is fishing. He
gets closer to the stream. The kid

1286
01:40:35,840 --> 01:40:41,079
is not a kid. It's some
kind of a I don't know, alien

1287
01:40:41,159 --> 01:40:45,800
dude or whatever. He's wearing a
tunic with buckles on him. He's got

1288
01:40:45,880 --> 01:40:49,680
a bucket. He's retrieving water in
the bucket. He walks out of the

1289
01:40:49,720 --> 01:40:54,000
woods. Now black Es stayed far
up away where this guy doesn't see him,

1290
01:40:54,319 --> 01:40:57,359
and he walks up to one of
these craft and goes up the ladder

1291
01:40:57,560 --> 01:41:01,319
and takes off, retrieving water in
a So take that for what it's worth.

1292
01:41:02,560 --> 01:41:06,039
You see the movie The Man Who
Fell to Earth with David Bowie,

1293
01:41:06,600 --> 01:41:10,760
not a really great movie, but
they come here for the water. Yeah,

1294
01:41:10,880 --> 01:41:14,720
it's kind of strange. Yeah,
I mean it's a it's like half

1295
01:41:14,760 --> 01:41:16,199
of a good movie. The rest
of it is like awful Nicholas Rage,

1296
01:41:16,399 --> 01:41:21,000
Well is it go ahead? Switching? There are many many instances Ingo Swan

1297
01:41:21,520 --> 01:41:26,880
talk about being with some clandestine government
group where they took him way up to

1298
01:41:26,960 --> 01:41:31,439
the North Canada and they saw this
triangular craft come overhead and literally suck up

1299
01:41:31,479 --> 01:41:34,000
water out of a lake in the
middle of nowhere. Yeh, funny.

1300
01:41:34,119 --> 01:41:38,560
So there is does seem to be
some kind of interest. Maybe they split

1301
01:41:38,640 --> 01:41:41,960
it some of our resources by whoever
it is. Maybe it's just a way

1302
01:41:42,000 --> 01:41:45,760
to fuel up. Maybe they separate
the hydrogen from the you know, the

1303
01:41:45,880 --> 01:41:49,760
two in the O and they who
knows anyway, listen, maybe they like

1304
01:41:49,840 --> 01:41:55,279
spring water. I flunked yeah,
maybe they like Avion or something. Switch.

1305
01:41:55,560 --> 01:41:58,960
It's my duty to inform you to
please put the image up of the

1306
01:41:59,279 --> 01:42:03,920
train crash coming into the dish.
Okay, so let's start. Sorry,

1307
01:42:03,960 --> 01:42:06,680
Andy, let's start with you because
you probably want to go to bed.

1308
01:42:09,760 --> 01:42:13,800
What time is it? What time
is it? It is ten past one?

1309
01:42:14,119 --> 01:42:17,800
Oh tomorrow? Wow? Okay,
you're in the future. Sorry tomorrow

1310
01:42:17,920 --> 01:42:21,319
here? Cool? Yeah, I
won the sixth at Aqueduct you know,

1311
01:42:21,479 --> 01:42:27,319
can you tell? Okay? Wait, hang on, ha listen, so

1312
01:42:28,359 --> 01:42:30,880
past all of times as it turns
out, Andy, thanks for joining us.

1313
01:42:30,920 --> 01:42:36,000
We appreciate it on the air and
off the year very much. Enjoy

1314
01:42:36,039 --> 01:42:40,239
it's been great for them. Okay, next time June us again. I

1315
01:42:40,359 --> 01:42:44,319
hope it doesn't rain too much in
the araneous part of England. But let

1316
01:42:44,359 --> 01:42:47,600
me guess the food is great there
though, right despite it is? Okay,

1317
01:42:47,760 --> 01:42:51,439
there you go. That's from the
British Isles pr Office. Thank you

1318
01:42:51,520 --> 01:42:56,079
for Andy for da Let's here.
Am I going to have toad in the

1319
01:42:56,159 --> 01:43:00,920
hole or Bangers and mash tomorrow?
I decide? Yeah? How about spotted

1320
01:43:00,960 --> 01:43:03,840
dick? Are you sick of that
already? Oh? We might have that

1321
01:43:04,000 --> 01:43:09,600
too, Yeah, sounds like sounds
like a potty with hedgehogs too. Yeah,

1322
01:43:09,720 --> 01:43:13,399
oh man, thank you and Andy
for joining us. We appreciate.

1323
01:43:14,359 --> 01:43:17,119
Be grateful, Susie, thanks for
hanging joining us, in hanging in with

1324
01:43:17,279 --> 01:43:23,000
us. I'm just here to get
one of the guys in the UK to

1325
01:43:23,079 --> 01:43:25,880
send me some of the good chocolate
that they have over there. That's your

1326
01:43:25,920 --> 01:43:28,680
motive. I'm glad you have a
good motive for art. Okay, super

1327
01:43:29,119 --> 01:43:32,680
We do have good chocolate, did
you, Yeah, despite the bad Oreo

1328
01:43:32,800 --> 01:43:36,119
cookies, but good chocolate. I
mean the worst Orial cookies I've ever eaten,

1329
01:43:36,439 --> 01:43:41,800
really chocolate. That's so, that's
what's so weird about the about England

1330
01:43:41,880 --> 01:43:44,680
righting America. Well, the time's
are hot. Yeah, okay, all

1331
01:43:44,720 --> 01:43:46,760
right, what do you We've already
gone over this to send send you a

1332
01:43:46,840 --> 01:43:50,520
pack of Orio cookies kind of comets
as like ninety nine dollars you want them,

1333
01:43:50,600 --> 01:43:58,039
that bad four family size of Mega
stuff, various kinds of Oreo cookies

1334
01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:04,079
America three hundred dollars. Gonna have
something. There's a lot of there,

1335
01:44:04,520 --> 01:44:06,920
you know, it's posted in customs. All right, let's see what we

1336
01:44:06,960 --> 01:44:11,600
can do well to start a GoFundMe
for it. Something. Yeah, Yeah,

1337
01:44:11,640 --> 01:44:15,479
it's getting sad now. Richard Crackers
here not so good either, Yeah,

1338
01:44:16,199 --> 01:44:20,199
Ritz Cracker. The list is going
to be so Susie. One last

1339
01:44:20,199 --> 01:44:24,000
wines before you go is so your
last name is bes Steele? Is that

1340
01:44:24,159 --> 01:44:30,880
named after the famous prison and the
French Revolution? It's not my family name

1341
01:44:30,039 --> 01:44:36,399
themselves after that prison. Actually,
really, French have what they call a

1342
01:44:36,600 --> 01:44:41,680
d name d I. It's a
war name. Okay, so when you

1343
01:44:41,800 --> 01:44:45,560
would join the army, you would
pick a war name and that that would

1344
01:44:45,880 --> 01:44:53,359
actually get carried on down the line. So sometime in the mid seventeen hundreds,

1345
01:44:54,079 --> 01:45:00,239
this guy Antoine joined the army and
decided that his war name was going

1346
01:45:00,319 --> 01:45:04,000
to be best Steele, which is
just the French word for fortress, so

1347
01:45:05,279 --> 01:45:11,159
really not that exciting. But the
bas Steele is actually uh, Saint Antoine

1348
01:45:11,760 --> 01:45:15,600
Day best Like, it's the fortress
of Saint Antoine, and this guy's name

1349
01:45:15,680 --> 01:45:18,880
was Antoine, so we picked bass
Steele as his war name. That's why

1350
01:45:18,960 --> 01:45:28,399
my middle name is Alcatraz Steel Day
here in Chicago, do you really?

1351
01:45:28,560 --> 01:45:30,199
Yeah? And what do they do? Take over the city hall and kill

1352
01:45:30,239 --> 01:45:34,119
everyone? I tried, but no, it's just food, just food,

1353
01:45:34,159 --> 01:45:40,800
Okay, that's okay. Streets Beast
Steel day is the one day I will

1354
01:45:40,880 --> 01:45:43,960
identify as French. Really, yeah, that was it. The rest of

1355
01:45:44,000 --> 01:45:46,680
the year, you forget about it. Yeah, well, you know they're

1356
01:45:46,720 --> 01:45:50,439
kind of rude to Americans. I
guess is kind of what the tattoo says,

1357
01:45:50,520 --> 01:45:58,960
right American I was. I was
born in Connecticut. Really okay,

1358
01:45:59,159 --> 01:46:05,760
so you're not proud of your inheritage? No, no, okay, all

1359
01:46:05,840 --> 01:46:13,680
right, I'm Irish, and I
guess I never asked the question or not,

1360
01:46:13,800 --> 01:46:15,560
but I guess I understand. Thank
you Susie for joining us. Please

1361
01:46:15,600 --> 01:46:20,800
come back soon. Okay, it's
my pleasure with another very interesting, another

1362
01:46:20,880 --> 01:46:29,600
fascinating dead cat report of the Cat
of Jesus. Anyway. Also, let's

1363
01:46:29,600 --> 01:46:31,119
say, doctor Bob, let's take
you by to you, let's let you

1364
01:46:31,279 --> 01:46:36,159
off the hook next. Okay,
thanks for we'll talk to you very soon.

1365
01:46:36,520 --> 01:46:43,560
Okay, Yes, interestingly interesting.
Your bitch slapped don the iris Okay,

1366
01:46:44,159 --> 01:46:47,520
had one hit, one hit wonder
Leah, good sign, very inside.

1367
01:46:47,560 --> 01:46:51,279
Thank you doctor. We appreciate it. Thank you, Thank you,

1368
01:46:51,399 --> 01:46:56,560
mag Thank you everyone, club,
thank you for joining us. Club.

1369
01:46:57,680 --> 01:47:00,680
Oh there's a lot to digest tonight. I'm gonna sit down and have a

1370
01:47:00,760 --> 01:47:06,399
few twinkies to make atials and uh
maybe think a one one to show up

1371
01:47:08,199 --> 01:47:13,680
is a lot. Okay, I
I can't even talk. There's just so

1372
01:47:13,840 --> 01:47:15,039
much to think about. Really,
yeah, that's how I feel. As

1373
01:47:15,079 --> 01:47:17,960
it turns out, well, okay, well, thanks for joining us,

1374
01:47:18,039 --> 01:47:23,000
and uh, thank you for having
me. Good luck at the Bruins and

1375
01:47:23,119 --> 01:47:26,239
it went on time, but they're
not in good shape. I hated to

1376
01:47:26,279 --> 01:47:29,720
see what happened last night. You
know, I don't put your money on

1377
01:47:29,800 --> 01:47:31,119
the Bruins, but no, no, selt this a bit of it.

1378
01:47:31,640 --> 01:47:35,399
Thanks club. Uh let's see now, well let me thank you and so

1379
01:47:35,560 --> 01:47:40,920
we can start to kind of get
the get out of here. No,

1380
01:47:41,399 --> 01:47:44,920
no thanks necessary. We're going down
the pock Lunch. Anyone who's taking notes

1381
01:47:44,960 --> 01:47:48,720
pock Lunch tonight, yea, yeah, we're gonna go. Thanks go to

1382
01:47:48,800 --> 01:47:54,039
the pl you know, we appreciate
it. Uh, let's see who's next,

1383
01:47:55,399 --> 01:47:59,920
Raven, Sorry it's you. It's
one of the saddest times on that

1384
01:48:00,960 --> 01:48:03,760
I thought that your light bulbs over
you head looked like King Khan or you

1385
01:48:03,840 --> 01:48:06,319
know, opening his mouth. Don't
they look like teeth? If King Kan

1386
01:48:06,399 --> 01:48:13,279
didn't Yeah, I see its looked. I didn't turn them on because I

1387
01:48:13,399 --> 01:48:16,560
accidentally left them on and I drained
the battery like the first day I put

1388
01:48:16,600 --> 01:48:20,399
them up, So now they're just
really decoration and they're useless. Well well

1389
01:48:20,600 --> 01:48:24,439
not okay, all right, once
again, a couple of jokes in there,

1390
01:48:24,520 --> 01:48:28,079
but we get it in the show. Thank you, thanks for having

1391
01:48:28,159 --> 01:48:30,119
me. Appreciate it. All right, let's see his next switchy, I

1392
01:48:30,199 --> 01:48:33,199
guess you're next day, buddy.
Thank you for joining us. Appreciate it.

1393
01:48:34,319 --> 01:48:36,199
It was my pleasure. It was
a good show tonight. Also,

1394
01:48:36,239 --> 01:48:40,399
you work behind the scenes. Appreciate
it. So you're going to have a

1395
01:48:40,840 --> 01:48:43,680
visitor soon, right in the next
couple of days, Susan Kay, okay,

1396
01:48:44,119 --> 01:48:47,680
still cleaning the house, so really
she won't be here till early afternoons,

1397
01:48:47,720 --> 01:48:53,079
so I've got I've got the tomorrow
morning to finish up. He had

1398
01:48:53,119 --> 01:48:55,319
two weeks. We talked about this
two weeks ago. Were you offered to

1399
01:48:55,399 --> 01:48:59,439
pay the cleaning? Be thinking about
it months? Okay, well, just

1400
01:48:59,479 --> 01:49:01,720
think about it. Uh, but
you know there's a lot to be said,

1401
01:49:01,760 --> 01:49:05,640
bro procrastination. Okay, all right, well you can tell us later.

1402
01:49:05,840 --> 01:49:10,000
Wait, never do today. What
you can put off till tomorrow.

1403
01:49:10,119 --> 01:49:12,680
Are you hiding the cats you put? Are you booring the cats because she

1404
01:49:12,760 --> 01:49:16,800
doesn't like cats? Apparently? Who
doesn't like cats? I thought the planting

1405
01:49:16,880 --> 01:49:20,640
room she has like twelve cats,
as it turns out. So she told

1406
01:49:20,680 --> 01:49:28,840
me she's bringing some toys for my
cats. Oh, thanks for specifying.

1407
01:49:29,279 --> 01:49:31,600
I don't know why, but okay, thank you. Let's keep it clean

1408
01:49:31,680 --> 01:49:34,840
here. Yeah. Well, we're
trying out, so we want to full

1409
01:49:34,880 --> 01:49:39,800
report. Thank you. Switch one
one. So this is it just you

1410
01:49:40,000 --> 01:49:43,119
and me left? Okay, everything? Okay, yep, you made it

1411
01:49:43,199 --> 01:49:46,920
through. Oh yeah, okay,
I breezed through these evenings. I'm used

1412
01:49:46,920 --> 01:49:50,199
to it now. Yeah. Good. You're you're you're in the same time

1413
01:49:50,319 --> 01:49:53,359
zone as Andy, right, so
you're an hour and a half had.

1414
01:49:53,399 --> 01:49:58,760
Effectively, you've built a tolerance and
resistance to the show, to it five

1415
01:49:58,840 --> 01:50:00,520
hours ahead of you. Guys.
Yeah, it's called up us anyway,

1416
01:50:00,800 --> 01:50:04,479
Thank you wanting. I would like
to assume it's tea. They call it

1417
01:50:04,600 --> 01:50:10,279
British summertime. It doesn't feel like
summer here well, and only the last

1418
01:50:10,760 --> 01:50:13,520
two hours probably living over there.
Yeah, I mean, how long is

1419
01:50:13,560 --> 01:50:15,600
the last two weeks? Two weeks? Summer in England. The last about

1420
01:50:15,640 --> 01:50:18,760
two weeks, the last you know, eight weeks here, so it can't

1421
01:50:18,800 --> 01:50:26,039
be well. April has been the
rainiest April in recorded history, going back

1422
01:50:26,079 --> 01:50:29,399
to the Vikings. I think,
how bad is that over here? Wow?

1423
01:50:29,960 --> 01:50:31,640
Wow, things have changed? The
climate change. Yeah, you ain't

1424
01:50:31,680 --> 01:50:35,000
goodding. Yeah anyway for the climate
to change, so I don't have to

1425
01:50:35,520 --> 01:50:39,399
keep wearing my wit to coat.
Well, you could go sunbathing. Yeah,

1426
01:50:39,439 --> 01:50:42,840
yeah, you get sunbathed on the
coast of England. That never happened

1427
01:50:42,840 --> 01:50:45,520
when they go over there. Freeze
my butt. Anytime I see all the

1428
01:50:45,960 --> 01:50:49,439
each huts that have been destroyed by
these name storms that we've had here,

1429
01:50:49,520 --> 01:50:55,199
all alarm. Just go to Aruba, you'll be that's really all the Canary

1430
01:50:55,279 --> 01:50:58,239
ounds. Anytime I see like a
beach scene in anything, you know,

1431
01:50:58,319 --> 01:51:01,920
British movie or something, it's so
sad. It's so sad. They're out

1432
01:51:01,960 --> 01:51:08,560
there on the you know what Spain's
doing now what they're tired of the drunk

1433
01:51:08,880 --> 01:51:12,840
British tourists, so invading the Canaries
and all the other Yeah, yes,

1434
01:51:13,800 --> 01:51:16,039
Spain, and they got they go
to Spain because guess what, the sun's

1435
01:51:16,119 --> 01:51:19,720
out. Yeah, it's nice there. Yeah, yeah, and they want

1436
01:51:19,760 --> 01:51:23,560
to make sure that you have ninety
seven pounds in your pocket for every day

1437
01:51:23,560 --> 01:51:27,840
you're going to be there. Ninety
pounds they do. That is in many

1438
01:51:27,920 --> 01:51:31,760
ways. Yeah, the food is
good. Didn't they get mad about the

1439
01:51:31,800 --> 01:51:35,399
Spanish flu thing? Yeah? That
was yeah, that was one hundred years

1440
01:51:35,399 --> 01:51:39,119
ago. They were over, but
they got pissed off because we called the

1441
01:51:39,279 --> 01:51:43,079
Spanish because we blame them for it. And where to come from Europe?

1442
01:51:43,239 --> 01:51:48,479
France? Probably Steel, you know
it's not let's pretty Spie flu came from

1443
01:51:48,560 --> 01:51:54,560
America. Oh, Spinis have always
held it against you according Spanish flu really

1444
01:51:54,680 --> 01:51:58,680
yeah, okay, oh yes,
absolutely bad publicity. You know you're not

1445
01:51:58,800 --> 01:52:08,079
saying that because you lost the are
you all right? Let's get to get

1446
01:52:08,119 --> 01:52:11,960
out of here, all right.
The plugs are homestarng Troops is an organization

1447
01:52:12,039 --> 01:52:16,239
that reises money for our veterans American
veterans who were hurt in combat after nine

1448
01:52:16,520 --> 01:52:20,079
eleven, that would be the Afghan
War and also the Iraqi War. These

1449
01:52:20,079 --> 01:52:24,000
are people who came home missing a
limb or whatever, and Home Strung Troops

1450
01:52:24,039 --> 01:52:27,600
builds them homes that are more adapted
to their nees. That means not a

1451
01:52:27,640 --> 01:52:30,359
lot of stairs. They'll counter space
things like that. And then when they

1452
01:52:30,399 --> 01:52:32,920
build the homes, they're really nice
homes. They rip up the mortgage,

1453
01:52:32,920 --> 01:52:35,319
they give them the keys. They
do not have to pay a mortgage.

1454
01:52:35,800 --> 01:52:40,000
It's their house for life. Okay, they don't have that hanging over them.

1455
01:52:40,359 --> 01:52:43,159
They rejoined society. These are people
who gave a lot to us.

1456
01:52:43,680 --> 01:52:46,359
We should give a lot back to
them. Home strung troops. Please google

1457
01:52:46,399 --> 01:52:49,920
them, see what they're about.
Ninety cents and you're a dollar. Charity

1458
01:52:49,960 --> 01:52:55,159
dollar goes to our veterans. That's
very good in the charity game. So

1459
01:52:55,319 --> 01:52:59,000
please see what they're about. Also, we end every show by saying John

1460
01:52:59,039 --> 01:53:00,560
McCain, no, it was not
a loser, folks. He was a

1461
01:53:00,640 --> 01:53:05,199
war hero in a war veteran and
a disabled veteran. You don't make fun

1462
01:53:05,239 --> 01:53:08,920
of people like that. You look
up to them. So this is MAC

1463
01:53:09,000 --> 01:53:14,359
for the entire gang saying to hear
us again, please be safe, be

1464
01:53:14,479 --> 01:53:41,720
happy, end bye bye. It's
been so long since I've seen her face.

1465
01:53:44,159 --> 01:53:55,720
I play She's too in fine?
Are still cool? Our sad last

1466
01:53:56,039 --> 01:54:05,039
day? How it hurt so bad
to see he cried. I didn't wanna

1467
01:54:05,199 --> 01:54:18,720
say a good bye, send him
my be and Morose Remains. Send him

1468
01:54:18,880 --> 01:55:04,399
my ball. Roses now b came. Send him by, same old world,

1469
01:55:06,479 --> 01:55:18,319
same old woods. Lost in the
sky game. She needed so much

1470
01:55:18,760 --> 01:55:31,840
more than I cut it. We
knew that love cannot be too a broken

1471
01:55:31,960 --> 01:56:04,840
hearts can alwad Man. I was
hurt so bad to see her crime.

1472
01:56:08,680 --> 01:56:19,319
I didn't want to say good bye. Send them my love, Ambley's remain,

1473
01:56:21,960 --> 01:56:30,479
Send him my love, Roses number
game, Send him my love.

1474
01:57:43,279 --> 01:57:46,880
And now the further adventures of Al
Ferrari, star of Mac's new book,

1475
01:57:47,079 --> 01:57:54,720
How to Dump a Body at Sea
and not get caught Mac Malone. Schell,

1476
01:57:54,840 --> 01:57:59,000
this is Lois, Lois al Ferrari, Give me Mac. I'm sorry,

1477
01:57:59,039 --> 01:58:01,199
Al, he's doing his quo ordered
CST at the moment. CST.

1478
01:58:01,479 --> 01:58:04,720
What's that? A time zone?
Cats sensitivity training? You know, after

1479
01:58:04,840 --> 01:58:09,279
the incident? Can I help you? Well, look, I just heard

1480
01:58:09,319 --> 01:58:12,279
from Amazon that Max's new book,
How to Dump a Body at Sea A

1481
01:58:12,359 --> 01:58:15,479
knuckcket Cart is selling like hotcakes with
lots of syrup. Right now, I'm

1482
01:58:15,560 --> 01:58:19,000
touring to you know, promote the
book, calling from Vegas. Well that's

1483
01:58:19,079 --> 01:58:21,600
great to hear. Did they tell
you why people like it so much.

1484
01:58:23,039 --> 01:58:25,600
Well. One guy said, I
must have been a pretty smart, juvenile

1485
01:58:25,680 --> 01:58:29,119
delinquent. Somebody was amazed how I
turned to Toyota into a Rolls Royce.

1486
01:58:29,359 --> 01:58:31,640
Somebody else said it was cool that
I ripped off sears, and somebody was

1487
01:58:31,680 --> 01:58:35,439
shocked that the mob was pissed off
of me because of one lousy day old

1488
01:58:35,760 --> 01:58:40,720
plum, one little plum. And
that's all in the book, you know

1489
01:58:40,880 --> 01:58:43,920
it. There's also, you know, particular advice like how to torch a

1490
01:58:44,000 --> 01:58:46,239
car and how to make lots of
money in prison, which I did so

1491
01:58:46,359 --> 01:58:50,720
it might have gotten me killed.
Also dangerous making friends with this iconic parrot,

1492
01:58:50,840 --> 01:58:54,920
which ain't exactly easy. I'm bad. So anyway, I'm on this

1493
01:58:55,000 --> 01:58:58,239
book tour and I'm at a place
called the Kitten Ranch just outside of Vegas.

1494
01:58:58,560 --> 01:59:00,159
I swear I thought it was a
place where they raised kittens. Oh

1495
01:59:00,239 --> 01:59:03,119
my gosh. So when they found
out who I was, like a big

1496
01:59:03,239 --> 01:59:06,000
celebrity or something, they asked me
if I wanted to be part of a

1497
01:59:06,119 --> 01:59:11,319
movie about cats. You're adorable,
sweetie. Now they wanted me to make

1498
01:59:11,359 --> 01:59:14,920
a movie with what they call a
quote unquote taste the nude scene. Oh

1499
01:59:15,000 --> 01:59:17,520
my gosh, Al is that even
possible. I don't know. I passed

1500
01:59:17,560 --> 01:59:20,800
out right after the election, and
now they want five hundred bucks. I

1501
01:59:20,960 --> 01:59:24,600
have to wash dishes for a month
here. You don't want to know what

1502
01:59:24,680 --> 01:59:27,680
the kitchen is like in a cat
house. Oh so it is a place

1503
01:59:27,760 --> 01:59:30,079
where they raise cats. Just have
back. Give me a call, sweetheart,

1504
01:59:30,399 --> 01:59:34,119
and remember remind everybody to check out
Ma's new book, How to Dump

1505
01:59:34,199 --> 01:59:39,039
a Body at Sea and not get
caught. Starting me Al Ferrari on amazon

1506
01:59:39,119 --> 01:59:39,520
dot com.