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Well, good evening, everyone, and welcome to Mamaroney's Noltrackstaw show here in
the distant Thunder Radio Network. This is Mac maloney. Wow with the show
we have you tonight. But first let me introduce the members of the Pose
Girls. Get ready to sit yourselves down. Get your big box of clinics,
your big box of wipes, turn on your fan, get your squeeze
in you lou because he's here, the very famous one one money. Hello,
everybody, Hello Mac. Pleasure to be here. Of course, the
pleasure is mostly mine. Some of it is yours, but it's mostly Marin.
Thank you for the invitation. We'll see and know where I lived for
this. Yes, whenever the show is over, I can't wait for the
next one, really I can't. Yeah. Wow, huh okay, good
to know. And all our special guests that we've had in the past are
writing in and saying, wow, that was fun being a good show.
Really yes, well yeah, I have got several emails like that. I
don't know if they're really complimenting us or not, but anyway, thanks for
joining us. One I think Okay, there were fish and chips. No
fish and chips seventeen in the UK, So haven't had fish and chips in
about two months, which is I find incredible. It's actually seventeen. Okay,
yeah, me too. Also with US as international correspondent because they got
a letter from them the other day, International correspondent because he went to Canada
Ones Switchblade Steve Ward down there in Beefcake, West Virginia. I'm a then
switch great to be here and now that i'm international. Yes, is there
any kind of a I hate to say because I've said it before, any
kind of a pay raise or anything, any kind of incentive? Why did
you correspond? You'll get twice what you got to last before the last the
last raise? Well, w raise? Okay, that's good. Also with
us is our chief of security. We'll need him tonight. Will he clout?
W b w c Oh, it's all right whatever, I'm still here.
Okay, how's things? Would you? You know, I hate to
say it, but things are great? Really? What's the Sometimes you say
something and all of a sudden, you know what happened? Comes in?
Things are going good. I'm happy to hear about that. What do you
call this guy? Not our international what uh you know, reporter or whatever.
Report You know what, I'd give him a little extra bonus. I'd
give one of those gift gods to his Hooters restaurant. Then we'll spend up
a storm. It's Tutors, He'll he'll tell you it's Tutors. Well,
and he claimed I thought you'd give me to make it sound fancy down there,
you know put ale. I might have missed it. They were,
you know, not scantily clad or something like that, but I I didn't
notice. You didn't notice that there was the place he doesn't tip people.
Okay, all right, we understand it makes sense now, So, uh,
everything's doing with you club? I guess we've gone over that, right,
Yeah? I again, I just I don't know what else to tell
you. We wait for the other shoe to drop. Everything's everything's just good
change. Yeah, yeah, right, that's where I think you have to
twink. What drunk food? Yeah, I get to that. Look at
the sings ring. I've been eating for two weeks. This is my after
after show after show snack. You go. Then I got a bunch of
other things. I'm having company later, So I got something. I cannot
get that stuff here in the UK. All right, we're working on it.
A crappy substitute because the over How can you have a crappy substitute the
twig more than Monica Nut? Okay, anyway, thank you for joining us.
Club in the studio with us poking me to introduce him is get away
driver slash Beekeeper slash Ufo mechanic al Ronaldo, Oh Mac hello, everyone already
two l gashes until the night? Oka, what's up here? There we
go and we need subtitles. Also with us is our favorite good witch up
there? And sideways? And Raven with his Raven? How are you?
Hello? My friends? I'm doing good, thanks so much for having me.
Do we detect a new hairdoo? Is it just? Uh? Are
you loosening? Is that a new hairdoo? No? Really, just down
and I'm not wearing a hat, which is unusual. Okay, you got
the new Center eleven? Look there, yes, right right? There was
a banker today in Johnson City. Yeah, yeah, okay, awesome of
this is because we need a doctor right in every show. Yes, doctor
Bob gross out there in Chicago, Doctor Bob, Hello, boys and girls,
how are you pretty good? Doctor haus stings in Chicago. Good.
Okay, are you watching a lot of television today? Really? Huh?
Like what soap operas in the news? Kind of mostly decided to change my
name? Oh really? Why? Why is that? There's a name that's
been going around I kind of, you know, it's been used a lot
today. Okay, by maybe adopting that name and changing my name from gross
to Pecker. Wa hang on, I don't want to put a time stamp
on the show, but it's a very inside Was that the guy in the
trials? Yeah, yeah, yeah, owner of the newspaper, Yeah,
the national choir right now? Listen, the guy who is like a multi
millionaire. At some point, when do you change your name? I mean,
let's be real about it. Okay, I didn't change my name,
well, not yet. We have two guests tonight, so we have to
be on our best behavior. That's right. Good luck, Thank you,
Susie. We are thank you. Switch that vote of confidence. I'm not
sure I'm old enough for this conversation. Oh wow, Well let's find out
joining us is a good friend, Susie, best stile down there in Connecticut,
the toll booth state. How are you tonight, Susie. I'm doing
good. Thanks for having me back. Thanks for coming back. It was
a little iffy there right after the first show. Redheads thrive on chaos,
so I just can't resist the offer. You know. I hate to say
it, but we already know that a ginger. There's a rule, there's
a laura in derogatory being called a ginger. You can't discriminate against them in
England or Ireland. Right, yeah, I think it might be in the
UK, but that's always I use that for myself, So I mean,
go ahead. I hate to say it, but redheads are trouble. I'm
sorry, but for the most part it doesn't end well. I mean,
that's just the experience of that effort. Also with us. Hopefully he's not
a redhead. He's a good friend, Andy Mercer across the puddle, another
person across the puddle, and if he's married to one indeed, yeah,
really he doesn't mind being called ginger? Fine over here, but I'm more
no has really yeah, one of those Okay, interesting Andy is joining us
from England. One one lives in a exclusive part of England. Andy lives
in the rainiest, the nut part of England. Andy, Yes, I
do now. Indeed, from the east to the west and here it rains
quite a lot. Okay, so you live in the rainiest part of England,
we had rains all the time, right, well quite a bit,
not all the time, it will quite a bit. You can go from
a right clear sunny day to literally ten minutes later it's poem of rain and
you go back to nice for sunny again. It sounds like fun. Okay,
all right, well thanks for joining us. We really appreciate it because
we know for both you and one one, I was like fun, but
I know being facetious, wanting. Okay, okay, so listen, we're
here tonight we have a slam Bank show. Who knows what's going to happen,
but let's get things off to a roaring start because we have a top
ten top ten Raven has it and if if I can remember strap in there,
doctor pop ten reasons? What is it? Top ten true or false
questions for Doctor Bob? Top ten to a false questions for Doctor Bob.
Geez? Okay, ready, do I have to answer them? Well?
True, true and false? Yes, So when do we start the music
now? Top ten true of false questions for Doctor Bob. Put them on
the spot. Raven please. Number two, all right? True or false?
We know Chicago is the toddling town. Do you need a license to
tottle? Not anymore? Wow, Let's go on to number nine quickly and
tu false. The myth is the city of Chicago dies the Chicago River green
every Saint Patrick's Day? Isn't it true? Though? That it's actually all
the Irish people vomiting into the river at the same time. I think makes
it taste fun. Oh that's that's a true. Number eight. Please,
if you walk through the washing if oh my god, if you walk through
Washington Park on Chicago's South Side and Megan out alive, Arby's will give you
a free sandwich and a coke. That's gotta be true, right, yes,
yes, well sometimes you can get fries with it, depending with the
wounds. Okay, we can better be curly fries. Oh yeah, absolutely,
next, please, Raven, this will do this quickly. Number seven
true false. For all we know, you could be in Cleveland, right,
there's a lot of time in Cleveland one places. Yeah, yeah,
I'm sure it is top ten down to like the chop five. Yeah,
okay, that's really are that's all right? Thank you club for tough love
from club ahead. Please Rave dur falls you wance bitch slapped Donnie Iris for
stiffing a waitress on a tip. True? True, Donny Iris, it's
a reference. Oh yeah, right next, please Raven number five true or
false at some time in the last six months, which has asked for a
sample of your hair again again? So that's true, Susie, wake up
you? Okay, Andy is still with us? Said brother. Oh oh
good Andy, Andy? Wow? We actually mad? Who go to sleep
this minute? Okay? Why don't we hear? He doesn't want to hear
us? Pane'll do that. That's okay, Maybe we should go to the
top five. Who knows next? Please? Raven number four? I think
true? False? The Raven try and grew expedient exponential but stot again.
Yeah, the Raven Trine grew exponentially over the past year at a rate of
pie to the seventh hour squared. I think it was eighth powers w it
was funny at one o'clock next, please right? Sure? False? In
reality, Michael Jordan couldn't shoot, couldn't dribble, couldn't pass, couldn't dunk,
and couldn't fly through the air and all his amazing all his amazing moves
were really Disney special effects. That's true. That's a t all right.
Number two truer false. A large coalition of advocacy groups are demanding the Chicago
black Hawks changed their name, as they consider it obscene. Think about it.
Yes, they're changing into the Cleveland black Hawks. But let's want to
deep dive into the name again, Raven. The name of the team is
what the black Hawks? The black Hawks say it real quick? Okay,
wow, wow, going up comes to mind? Please Rave? Okay.
And the number one overall question for doctor Bob, where the is are we
prescription? Okay? What happened there? Okay, let's give them a call.
Let's say he's stunned. I have one more for one more number of
the bad one A go ahead, please, I have one more for doctor
Bob. Is it not true that the Lower Whacker Drive is the most famous
street in Chicago? Okay the Blues Brothers probably because of all the cardboard boxes,
but moves, I say, maybe State Street, But it's not as
fun as low a whack a Drive. I mean, the Blues Brothers drove
down Lower Whacker Driving the movie that they made it infamous. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, Okay, that's good. Two white guys doing Andy? Are
you with us? Andy? Come back here? Okay, well, you're
laughing so hot you had a mute your microphone. I would just want to
grab a drink. Actually, he needs a drink as well. I need
lots of strong drink to get through the show. Wow, there you go.
It's in tough love for Andy. Why don't we do this? Why
don't we take it? I got here? Yeah, take a commercial break.
Now we'll run down to the liquor store, get a bottle, and
we'll come back. And it's not the second segment. Okay, you're listening
to Maciloney's Milk Tricks Now Show because we want to be on the same level
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and now the further adventures of Al Ferrari, star of Max's new book How
to Dump a Body at Sea and Not Get caught. Mac Malonachell, This
is Leis Hello, Lois al Ferrari. Give me Mac. I'm sorry,
Al. He's doing his court ordered CST at the moment CST. What's that
a time zone cat sensitivity training, you know, after the incident? Can
I help you? Well, look, I just heard from Amazon that Max's
new book, How to Dump a Body at Sea and Knut Get Caught is
selling like hotcakes with lots of syrup. Right now, I'm touring to you
know, promote the book, calling from Vegas. Well, that's great to
hear. Did they tell you why people like it so much? Well,
one guy said, I must have been a pretty smart, juvenile delinquent.
Somebody was amazed how I turned to Toyota into a Rolls Royce. Somebody else
said it was cool that I ripped off sears, and somebody was shocked that
the mob was pissed off of me because of one lousy day old plum,
one little plum. And that's all in the book. You know. There's
also you know, particular advice like how to torch a car and how to
make lots of money in prison, which I did, though it might have
gotten me killed. Also dangerous making friends with this iconic parrot, which ain't
exactly easy, I'll bad. So anyway, I'm on this book tour and
I'm at a place called the Kitten ranch just outside of Vegas. I swear
I thought it was a place where they raised kittens. Oh my gosh.
So when they found out who I was, like a big celebrity or something,
they asked me if I wanted to be part of a movie about cats.
You're adorable, sweetie. Now they wanted me to make a movie with
what they call a quote unquote tasteful nude scene. Oh my gosh, Al,
is that even possible? I don't know. I passed out right after
the ell action. And now they want five hundred bucks. I have to
wash dishes for a month here. You don't want to know what the kitchen
is like in a cat house. Oh so it is a place where they
raise cats. Just have back. Give me a call, sweetheart, and
remember remind everybody to check out Max's new book, How to Dump a Body
at Sea and not get caught. Starting me Al Ferrari on Amazon dot com.
Welcome back. If we went to Mack Maloney's military saw show here in
the distance under Radio Network, this is Mac Maloney. Wow, what a
show we have for you tonight, an international show. Not only has Switchy
declared himself his the international corresponding on the show, but also one one and
my good friend Annie Murcer calling in from across the puddle. But let me
start at the beginning. Let me start at the top of the tone bowl.
He's here, girls, the very famous one one. Hello macau girls,
welcome back to the show. It's done so far. It's cool having
another person the UK here. Yeah, okay, good, yeah, also
authentically from the UK. Right, I'm just I'm just a poser. You're
a transplant. But I do love my hedgehogs, hedgehog supporter and uh that's
the only thing I miss about moving from the cottage that we had is we
don't have a garden. Therefore we don't have any hedgehogs. But okay,
hedgehogs in this garden. Do you know if they pulled through the winter.
Do you know if they survived the wind? We talked about this. Yes
they did. And you know how I know that My my former next door
neighbor in his cottage sent me a picture. He says, does this look
like hedgehog Pooh? And I said, it sure does, like Winston the
hedgehog was. I would never admit to knowing that. Yeah, you are
right, I know what you can you can see it. It's it's so
distinctive. Take it from me. Now you're you're authentically British wanting. Okay,
you can identify hedgehog. Also with us, he can probably identify a
hedgehog scat as I say, in West Virginia, our international correspondence Switchblade,
Steve wants Switchy. Great to be here, and since I've gone international,
I'm really swamped with paperwork. I really yeah, huh okay in many languages,
is that what you're talking? I haven't read it, just totally.
It's none. Also with us is a security chief at least one Twinkie into
the night and we're talking about the dessert folks, Willy clumb Willie, how
you doing. It's great to be here and to follow the last two folks,
you know, they're so informative. Yes, I do have to ask
a question about hedgehogs. Go ahead. Are they like a delicacy over there?
They like roadkill? Of course? That well, and the problems it's
too much road killed with hedgehog, first of all, trying to save the
hedgehogs, my friend. First of all, club, if you don't mind,
Okay, your question was flawed from the beginning because you said England is
delicacy. It doesn't, you know, it doesn't translate in the same sentence.
But one one told me off that if you put them on the growth
little uh little uh ranch dressing, they taste great. It burns off all
the off the stuff. Yeah, yeah, roadkilling not just a little a
little hot mango chutney from White Rose will do mango chutney. That's from those
raccoons on the uh the commercial back. Oh, it was like Progressive one
of the insurance companies had these raccoons that were doing all these different recipes for
roadkill. Really one of them, really, you put this mango chutney nasty?
I can't sign. I will. I had chogs, a cute,
lovable creatures and it's so funny. They make a lot of noise at night
when they're eating and fun so not rabbits, but they destroyed many videos of
them. I understand that they're really, you know, kind of rough to
eat. You know, you got to run over them two or three now,
So come on also with us in the studio looking of hedgehog pullman as
we speak on his laptop is a UFO mechanic Elean Al though al how are
you. I'm doing great, Mac. How's how's everyone doing? Ali gashaw
Ali gash. That's what I'm drinking up at the at the movies for the
most well the show yoa by the time we introduce it one. Thank you
Al for the getaway driver and fixing the UFO if it breaks down right here
you go. You know it's it's a tough job, but somebody's going to
do it. Also with us, is our favorite good witch up there and
says is with us, Raven, how are you hi? My friends?
I gus much for having me, especially Ranona Rider tonight right gang? Yes?
And no, yeah, I see it were a Rider from Edwards says
here she's blood in that movie Beetlejuice that I didn't see either the new version.
She looks more like Jenny Ortega from the New Beatles about she's a very
pretty girl and you do look like her? Seriously, can we move on
now? Also with us, we need a doctor in the house. He
see had doctor Bob. Girls out there in Chicago, doctor Bob, how
are you good? Hello, boys and girls? And I just checked with
the phone book and the Windy City door Dash does have Hedgehog, does it
really, Yes, of course, it's just ordered right off the menu,
off the menu. Tell me that really? Yea hedgehoge pizza always giggle he
he is kidding, he means it. I'm gonna heard. They bring you
on and you can cuddle them and you raise them. Yeah. Let me
apologize to our two guests now, okay, and maybe later on the show
with us. Also down there in connected is Susie Bestelle, Susie. How
are you, Susie? I'm not so great. I have a new anxiety
about saving hedgehogs. Now all of a sudden, why don't why they were?
Okay, there's millions of them, don't worry about now. Aren't they
like little poorcupines? Don't they have like quills and stuf? That's why you
burn them off on the grill. Oh, I see, that's why you
grill them in your Okay, I would have boiled them. I would have
boiled them off. That's what they all say. Right. Date said,
wait, wait, well, my every edit is eighteen dollars. Okay.
Also with us, if he's still with us, is our raw other friend
across the puddle, the Andy mercer. Andy, how are you? I
am pretty good? I am still here and I'm still enjoying myself. A
little tiny bit of information for you might find interest in regarding hedgehogs. During
the Second World War, they became delicacy because of course food was rather see
And it was actually a recipe of how to cook them. You get really
get out of mud rave for a hand, and you stick them in a
fire in mud for about an hour, and then you pull all the mud
off and the hedgehog cooked inside. Everyone ever ever tried it, but it
was actually a recommendation. But they're not very big. You don't get like
a whole meal that's appetizing. Wow. At least it was something. Do
they still do that now, like at World or two Recreations or something like
that, only if you have too many and you yellow them around, small
and harmless and fairly safe. Yeah yeah, huh okay, well, well
thank you to Andy for that. Do you have a recipe? We put
it up in our site. Maybe I was probably salted to probably the best
work. That is interesting. I'm going to look that up. Sounds so
very cool. Okay, So everyone's here, right, We're all here.
We've already endured the top ten, right, that's all over and done.
I just want to ask Susie. Susie, when you were on about a
month ago, we talked a lot about the Bridgewater Triangle and how crazy it
is in there, and you're you're a you've you've done a lot of research
in there, right, So can you just, like, on one hand,
two hands, count the weird stuff that has been seen there? And
I'll start off with the pterodactyls, right, they've seen fighting dinosaur? Is
that correct? Yep? Terodactyls, thunderbirds. One of my favorites is the
giant snakes. You have least two different kinds of bigfoot like creatures, and
you have my absolute favorite, the puckwags puckudges. We talked a lot about
and people wanted to know how to spell it and what are they? And
people thought they were just drunk midgets. But they're not right, they are
not okay. I actually just got a new eyewitness account of a puckgcribe.
One had seen my logo and said, what is that? I think I've
seen one? Yes, So that was that was quite interesting. What did
they look like? Remind us kind of like hedgehogs? Actually, that was
cool. That would classify Danny DeVito as a actually yeah, really yeah,
there's more reasons to like him a funny guy. Man, if Danny DeVito
and a hedgehog had a baby, you can get really yeah huh so some
questions engaged because outside the realm of possibility. Let me to tell you something
about Danny DeVito. Okay, is that you know what ZA is Za?
Well, you know, right, it's a it's an island in the Mediterranean
off the east coast of Spain, Visa Abiza in the ums no right,
oh yeah, and it's just it's a potty. It's a it's an island
for a potty. And it's a lot of like electronic dance music and stuff
like that. But they have big stars there. But it's a lot of
that kind of molly stuff and stuff where people take the molly and go crazy.
And in the front row almost every year is Danny de Vito. He's
up there, man, he's blazing and he loves the music and it's funny
to see him like that. He's also a Coachella or a lot, so
he's he's a cool guy. You know, he's swift with five but you
know, big movie and he's in Raven's favorite show. Right, it's always
sunny and still yeah he is. Yeah, Raven isn't in your favorite show.
It's always cool in Philadelphia or whatever. It's always funny. Yeah,
I mean I liked him from Honestly, I really liked him in Matilda,
which is one of my all time favorite movies. But even when he was
in like one Flow over the Cuckoo Nest. He has such a small part,
but it's so effective for that movie. And he's in Taxi. I've
always loved him hilarious and Taxi I mean, just as the worst plass of
the world. Oh true. Yep. Anyway, so let's get Susie,
let's get back to you. So people have seen Dean and Devido in the
Bridgewad Triangle as well, right, yeah, absolutely. He just kind of
pops in and out and scares dogs occasionally. So you get snakes, you
get two kinds of big foots, you get dinosaurs, flying dinosaurs and stuff
like that, and ghosts and all this other stuff that we've heard about.
And again this Bridgewad Triangle, which is in the southern side of Massachusetts,
kind of southeastern pot and we've talked about before. But tell us again,
why why there So that there is a common theory out there that is a
Native American curse due to King Phillips War, I think that is hogwash.
It was weird before King Phillips War. The legends go back hundreds of years
before Europeans were even here, and it's hot hack Amock Swap is the hot
spot there, and that's called the place where the spirits dwell. So you
know, you don't name something that is completely normal that there was already activity
and creatures and spirits before we got here. Yes, so I remember listening
back to the last show that you were on. You had this theory that
you know, at one point all land on Earth was like in one continent
I think thing it's called panga a palmisan or something, and then it split
a pot that at one point wasn't like England connected to this pot of Massachusetts
or something like that. In the ground itself might be the ground compilations are
the same mountain range that are the Scottish Highlands. Oh how weird is that?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The places where you have lots
of Faylure and New England were at one point neighbors. That's weird and there's
a lot of that kind of stuff going on there. But wow, that
is strange. That is really strange. And we asked before how big is
it? Would you say? Was it like four hundred acres or something?
That's not terribly big, right, I mean, yeah, well the Yeah
hack a Mock is I believe about five hundred acres. And then the Bridgewater
Triangle it's it's three towns basically that are in there. How not huge,
but it's decent size. So and I was actually just talking to someone who
studies stone structures in New England, like we have the America's Stonehenge up in
New Hampshire and we have Gungy Wump in Connecticut, and I was asking him
about Dighton Rock, which is in that area, and he's done research that
shows a lot of these stone structures have strange phenomenon near them. And they're
also on fault lines. Wow, okay, yep. We've heard a lot
of UFO sightings, especially out in the Rocky Mountains and then the Himalayas around
fault lines. You have a real uptick in UFO sidings. So who knows
why, you know, but that's kind of a recuoded fact, So has
anyone ever gotten well, First of all, in the last show, you
said that you won on a a date, kind of a date with the
guy. It turns out that your ancestors killed his ancestors. Is that right?
If we remember correctly, it was not a date. Okay, all
right, go ahead, go ahead. Actually, this coming weekend, I'm
going to the swamp and we're going to try my grandfather's dowsing Rods family show.
Oh okay, before are you going to record any of that? I'm
actually dragging my son along. And he's going to school for a digital media
Okay, fancy camera. That's cool. You have a son who's going what
what what? What? What grade school is he? He is in tenth
grade. He's going to a tech school. I'm sorry, Raven, but
doesn't she look like Raven's age? She looks like she could be a senior
in high school. I just turned forty? No way, no, how
really haven't he was super young? We all look our age, except the
Gingers really always look younger. And I'm not concerned about do you have a
painting of yourself in the loft or hidden away in the cellar or something.
Let's go to I remember that you don't. Wow? Huh okay, So
well that's interesting. So you're going back into the swamp and you're gonna drink
your kid along. I mean, you're sound along. He's gonna videotape it
for us. Yeah, I'm hoping, you know, maybe he'll we could
like also use him as bait. We know that hare wow wow me so
okay, cool? All right, let's hear the kids side of the story
after this adventure. So when did that? This weekend? They tied me
to a tree and spaared me with ketcham honey wow, huh okay, Susie
will come back and report what happened. Yeah, hopefully I have something to
report on. If you don't hear from me, maybe send a search party,
okay, all right, or call Switchy for bail whatever. Hell sounds
exciting. So anyway, But so besides Danny DeVito, can you what's an
what's a what? In depth description of the bug wends, So about two
to three feet tall, okay, like around knee height mid thigh. Maybe
they have smooth gray skin okay, And they have bristles or quills like a
porcupine. And my favorite part is they have a huge pot belly that hangs
so low you can't tell if you're wearing pants or not. Sounds like Danny
DeVito, right, yeah, right, funny maybe who knows. So while
that's interesting, that's cool. Do you ever get scared? How many times
have you been in there at night? I've only bet well, I did
overnight the one time we talked about last time. I've been there after dark?
Probably half a dozen times or so. Is it scary? Does it
ever really kind of get to you? It's it's creepy a little bit.
It It's also it's just a heavy feel, like a heavy, intense feeling.
That place has a lot of history. You know, a lot of
weird stuff has happened there. You're not sure how much of it it's psychological
and how much is paranormal, right, but it is. It does get
creepy there, yeap. Yeah, when you walk into a hunted house,
automatically, you're going to feel creepy because you know the history of the place,
do you know what I mean? It's it's not like you're just walking
you know. So anyway, well, that's fun. So you will report
back to us, We will pay your bill. We want a videotape.
Okay, is this a non date as well? You're not going in there
alone? Are you? Non date? I am going with the same person
I went with on Christmas Eve? Okay, and we're taking the kid along
too. Okay, Oh all right, okay, sounds like the beginning of
rom con No. Well, me cute, you know, me cute?
That's our Yeah, you have to work the word pudwe into the title.
Vow how was it? How would you do that? Though? Anyway,
there's a few jokes in there. But no, Andy, let's go to
you. Are there any plug wedges or looking people, any Danny DeVito looking
people in England that you've stumbled the christ Not so far, No. I
mean we're on the edge of a village here, so there's lots of the
woods around, so there could be things that are lurking within them. The
woods, of course are very very old, so ye may be a history
of that and a chance we canto. It's so an awful lot so far
there is. There are stories and tales of strange that for folks around all
across the UK. Of course, right right right, It might just be
the people themselves. So I think I asked you this before. If you
were in an elevator with someone and you had to give them the elevator pitcher,
what you do in three sentences? How could you say it? What
would you say? Well, these days I'm a publisher and an author of
books from the occult and esoteric, as investigate the Many Hauntings more more might
sort of thing. You're a publisher now, so you are screwing the writers
as opposed to the other way around. Right, Well, I'm also the
writer. Oh you're the writer too, so you're Wow, there's a joke
there, but we want got there. So that's interesting. Book is actually
by a friend of mine. It's out very soon on witchcraft in Essex.
Plug it? What's the name of history? Second? Plug it? Please?
What's the name? Where can we get it? The book is called
Betwixt the God and the Devil by Richard Ward. Should be out in June
from Ninth Circle Press. If you look for Ninth Circle Press dot com or
dot co dot UK you will find me Circle as in the Ninth Circle of
Hell from Dante. Richard Ward is that his name? Yes? Indeed he's
a native of Essex. He's lived there obviously his whole life. We're up
there and is one area he's explored, which is particularly important for those who
are interested in witchcraft, is the notion of a chap called George picking Gill
spoken in the Last cunning Man of Essex. He's beencome quite famous and internationally
except he is a bit of a myth. It's actually somebody else, the
real cunning Man of Essex, a guy called James Murrell who lived fifty years
before. Wow. But George Gill has become synonymous with witchcraft in Essex and
the founding of things like Wicker Movement, that sort of thing. But he's
a myth. My friend's book draws very lots of good information to demonstrate that
this is actually a myth that's created by a writer in the nineteen sixties and
James Murrell, I'm the real cunning Man of Essex. Now, if you're
not into witchcraft, there's I mean nothing to you whatsoever. No, but
that sounds very cool though the men who were kind of recreated himself. But
I have to got a switchy Switchy what was the name of Batman's uh so
called? Yeah, it wasn't a dick Ward Steve Dick crazy. He is
Batman's is Bruce Wayne's Ward. That's it mixed up. Okay, wow,
my friend Richard and Steve are not related to each other. That's about the
same surname. So, and we talked about this outward too is a big
because England, you know, the United king the most islands are so old
that it just has an accumulation of myths and sightings and stuff like that.
That's why it seems like a lot of stuff goes on in England as opposed
to let's say, Rhode Island. I would say, so, yeah,
some of obviously we've got a histue of match sort of centuries on thousand years
plus, two thousand years plus. But also England was where the first ghost
club was founded. It was really here that the whole interest in the supernatural,
that form of supernatural and the spiritualism really came to life. We're aware.
How'd that happen? I tell us about that? Well, the Ghost
Club itself was found in the mid eighteen hundreds by a group of including Charles
Dickens as one of the members of Marthon and Doyle's also a member who basically
wanted to investigate ghosts. They used to go to locations. They sit quietly
for hours on end waiting to see if it thing happened, and in case
something did according to the reports, So it really began from them. Their
interest in the ghost club has in one form other existed ever. So the
late eighteen hundreds also you had the rebirth of sort of modern magic or the
occult in the eighteen hundreds of Golden Dawn formed in London and these ideas spread
across the world. So this was like the first real investigation into ghost.
Ghosts have been around for centuries. Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely, it
was the proper attempt. A Victorian age in the UK was the time of
the middle class first really came into being, the people with some money and
free time to do sorts of things. Also things that the Folklot Society started
then, and the folklorists are the ones that collected all the information about the
strange tales of witchcraft and magic and the supernatural across the country. They compiled
books for the Folklore Society published them, and I've got quite a few of
them here so that they are full of all sorts of information. I am
planning at some point to write a book that catalogs and brings together all the
tales of very strange occurrences. I've really written on one that collects all the
witchcraft and magic from those books, which published called The Wicked Shorty K which
I believe it sees me. I have just bought recently. I just got
it today. Actually, I don't spoil it for me. I have an
annoying neighbor that I'm trying to deal with and I heard you were the expert.
Oh yeah, I can help make people disappear. I think that time
about three neighbors disappearing and moving away in six months. Well, I've gave
that information and how to do it to somebody else. They have used it
on a neighbor they have problems and is not for sale. Andy, can
I interrupt you because I'm it's nay on the annoying neighbor, because I'm Al's
annoying neighbor. Okay, please, let's move on. Oh well, so,
yeah, but but let me ask you this. So they say that
of UFO sightings are just either wrong hoaxes, lights in the sky, signals,
whatever, ten percent cannot be explained. We say that at the beginning
of every show of this witchcraft it ghosts and stuff, like that, how
much of it is not true? How much of it is real? UFOs
All it needs is one instance to be real, and it should all be
real. But do you know what I mean, Andy, how many are
really kind of yeah documented events? Speaking of my personal experience and perspective,
I've been investigating for thirty odd years. I mean we really go back as
even further than thinking about it, but seriously involved. Since the early two
thousands. I used to work with an event company, used to arrange for
people to public to go along to locations, and for thirty two thousands I
was away most weekends investigating places. But I have a collection of no more
than about twenty audio clips, mainly audio that I absolutely cannot explain. The
fast thing you see, you can probably find explanation for, but some of
the ones I've got absolutely defy explanation. There's just no explanation. We can
give us an example, give us an example. I'm having some problem.
You're cutting a little bit for me, but I'm kind of fluent saying the
best example, which unfortunately is a visual rather than audio, So trying and
imagine this. One of the first groups to investigate a place called the Edinburgh
volts in Edinburgh. Now, it's a series of chambers that are underneath the
main bridge of the Edinburgh Yes, And at one particular point there's only six
of us in the group. We're in a small chamber to one side,
and my wife is on her own in the main corridor with my cam corridor,
which is an infrared no lighttop part of the infrared, and she's feeling
on the corridor to the room at the back and she says she's there for
about ten minutes. I felt a bit spooped, stopped recording and joined us
just to the corridor at the side. When we check the video footage back
afterwards, you could see there's a shadow of a person rise up and walk
across the room. Now you can only see the shadow. There's no physical
form, just the shadow. But the only light source was the infrared light.
There's no other light source in there. Yes. And we actually showed
it to a professional TV cameraman and he said, if that's the only light
source, I can't explain that you can see someone rise up and move across
shadow anything shadow people, I can I was going to say, I can
add to that, was going to take a little bit tonight about a similar
story. It's I did what I used to do, investigations with a team
of scientists from Indianapolis, Indiana, and one night we did a field investigation
and a place called the Randolph County Asylum. I don't know if anyone's ever
heard of that. We've been there, yeah, okay, yeah, And
I was doing some experiments with thirty five millimeter film what was called an extended
bulb technique where I set up a thirty five millimeter camera with a like a
ball but kept the gate open yep, yep, yep, and fast black
and white film yep. And there were a group of us that went into
the asylum and we're first of all, we went through, and we're walking
through. And I was also experimenting that night with a compass instead of any
kind of equipment to pick up signals if anything else was in the room.
Yes, So I was up on the second floor. It was totally dark
with my just my camera and my equipment, and I started picking up my
compass, started moving in the one room and that was a room where someone
had jumped out the window and committed suicide. And so then I walked down
the hall where you know, with this long hall, it's totally dark.
It's like four o'clock in the morning. Yes, and I go into this
other little room where there's a cell. It was a jail cell that they
kept people and then that got out of line in the asylum. Yes,
it was only a black and white you know. There was a black celling
there and then on the out on the other side of the cell, there
was a window and then outside the window was a street light and there was
only that light coming in through the window. So I go in and I
started. I checking my compass again, and it was a fancy compass that
had a an off to red light and everything on it. It's starting to
move again. I'm going, oh, you know, there's there's something here.
I set up my camera and everything, and I set it up and
I had pointed it into the cell. There was only a little bit of
light from that window, and I was looking through the camera, you know,
focusing it, and it was dark. Alls I could see was just
the cell. So I went through with the experiment. I had like a
tablet and I was timing it with a stop watch, and I did the
experiment. Okay, So and I didn't see anything I could feel something though,
okay, like something was there. So then after that experiment and some
weird stuff happened that night, all kinds of weird stuff, including we did
the you know, the the the sticks, you know the what they called.
Anyway, so we afterwards, I get the film developed by the specialist
though I was living in South Bend, Indiana that time, and I get
the film back and inside of the cell is this thing, this blob,
this black blob that wasn't there when I took the photograph? Yeah, yes,
yes, yep. So then I contacted like three experts, including one
who was a with the military, who investigated film and then checked it out.
And they took my camera and they checked the camera, they checked the
film, and they checked everything, and they said, whatever that blob is,
it said, it's it's actually inside the cell. Yeah, not a
problem with your camera or the film or the the the development process, right
right right. So then we took that and blew it up. You looked
at it, it looked like about the size of a side bucker ball,
and we looked like cotton candy. It looked like black cotton candy. Wow,
wow, wait, you know stuff like that happens very quick story.
We're at this friend of our house, the people who know the show No
Dribbles, the clown. Okay, he's a friend of ours who's an actor,
friend of lowist. We're at his house for like some kind of an
event. His mother was this kind of hate to say it, but stereotypical
Jewish mother Okay, funny, smart, always yelling, but very nice,
loving person. And she was the center of attention, and people were taking
pictures of her, and then she died about two months later. And when
they get the pictures back, in every picture she was alone, she had
kind of like a halo over her head, you know, like something like
a halo behind her, only when she was in pictures by herself, not
when and he showed him to us. I don't tell you it not creeped
me up, but it was like, WHOA, what what's going on here?
Especially when you know the person and you just seeing them and then they
very strange, very strange stuff happens on film. Stuff happens on film that
we can't see. And when I look at it today, I still remember
that a lot of weird things happened that night. But I chills when I
look at that. And actually, because of today's current definition that NASA has
put out for the unidentified anomalist phenomena, right, yeah, I film qualifies
as that. Well, that's wild. All the producers signaling me to take
a break, But at first, I want to ask a question to club
club. You can answer for all of us. I'm ready, I'm ready
to answer it. This is a riddle. This is a riddle. Ready,
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going to hit the bottom first? Who wins? A vegetarian at the same
time, A vegetarian in a vegetarian in a vegan sorry raven. A vegetarian
and a vegan jump off a cliff at the same time to see who hits
the bottom first? Who wins? When do you say? Who wins?
Is it who dies first? You know, I'll give you the punchline.
You're ready wit who dies first? Who survives? Who wins? The vegan
survives? Doing the punchline? Now that it's society and we're not all,
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What a show we have for you tonight. We're very national tonight. Across
the puddle girls, you know he's there, he's you know, he's here,
there and everywhere. Very famous one one. Hello Macall girls, Hello
everybody and all ships at sea. Welcome to the show. Glad to be
here and matter of fact, glad to be anywhere. At this point,
Keith stole that quote from somebody else. Yeah, some some British comedian.
Really, I forget his name though it's his book though, okay, yeah
right, yep. Keith Richards always provides proper attribution. Attribution. Well,
he could never make up a quote. He couldn't steal the quote. His
ghost famous quote is his most famous quote is that I went to a party
in Muddy Waters house and I woke up at you know, Holland Woolf's house.
Anyway. Well, in the documentary there on Netflix, they drive by
and they're looking at Muddy Water's front door. He says, I remember going
to the party, but I don't remember. I don't remember waving. Yeah,
funny guy, I'll tell you. I hate to say he's like eighty
five or whatever. He's he's a real character when he goes. It's kind
of really sucked man, because he's one of the kind. Oh, Keith
ritchins, I wake up every morning worried to death that it's that I'm going
to see some bullets on BBC Breakfast or something about him. Oh my god,
yeah about Why aren't you You're worried about a bulletin about me? A
switchy? Oh you're gonna all right, Oliver? We all okay, that's
we got that from drinking. That kid's also with us as our international correspondent,
switch places de wood, switchy. Great to be here as our very
famous Internet of course right yes, Macloney's military expose. So what you took
a step in Canada now you're an international correspondent. Good for you. I
used to go to Canada all the time back. Really it's taking the Vietnam
War. No I had. I had some cousins that offer be to just
live there. Yeah, I thought no. Also I couldn't pick up the
accent. I don't think really. Yeah. Also with US is UH Security
chief Willie club w C w C. I wanted to see how you'd react
to me silence, Thank you, Macca. It's great to be here,
and it's great to see all the gang. And I feel like i'm here
tonight with James Bond. Really guess that's the voice that James Bond voice.
He's and okay, he's talking about the Indy not not one one. Yeah,
he does. I think I've said the switch switch. I mean I've
said it before. I'm sorry, But to the American ear, everyone who
speaks in a British accent sounds like they went to Oxford, right. They
all saw you sound very very smart and well learned and well rounded and all
that stuff, you know, probably because they all have well they Yeah.
Also with us whole country. I don't want to say well rounded. But
is Raven a favorite good witch up there in sideways? And young Raven?
How are you? Oh? My friends, I'm doing great things for having
me because well rounded. That's not a compliment to you, is it.
I mean, it's not a true statement. Okay, this as long as
you didn't take it my way. Also, hey, listen, Lonely Larry
told me to tell you that vegin vegan vegetarian joke on the air. By
the way, Lonely Larry surprising. Also with us, I don't know why
she's sticking with us. Oh no, I'm sorry. There's a doctor in
the house. Someone's waving at me. Doctor Bob Gross. How are you
hello, boys and girls? Alo back. It's great to be here tonight.
Where is that weed prescription? We've been asking you for that that seven
years man. Well, it's it's on. It's where it's going on.
Oh really? Oh? Also with us, is our good friend Susie Bastill
down there in Connecticut Susie. I'd like to point out I've also been to
Canada. Yes, we used to take the train to Montreal because the drinking
age was eighteen there. Yeah. Oh wow, huh yeah from connected with
from Grand Central station. Yeah. Nice. Montreal is a great city.
Man, that's a that's they got to going on when I was up there,
you know, it was years ago, but it was nice. It
was clean, it was friendly, a lot of great restaurants, strip club
and they have the underground mall. That's my favorite part. Yeah, it's
just something about it there was like you're in a foreign country, as they
say, also with us. Is that British voice you heard a little bit
earlier, Andy Mercer? How are you? Andy? I'm pretty good enjoying
just relatively listening to you guys. Is it raining? And oh? I
have to really say that I am not that common? Shall we say?
There are people here who are not as as well spoken. And I wanted
to what you mean, I'm not a good measure of what the average British
person is. Like you have an accent, like a Manchester accent sounds very
different. I don't know, it's not I can promise have an Essex accent.
You have different accents. You fancy impression. That's that, my fair
lady accent. I never heard a British person do a British accent, right,
that's cool, man, Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Andy?
Wow, So do a liver Apulian accent when you It's the funny thing about
terrible accent when you. When you hear the Beatles in the movies, right,
you can understand them. It's thick, but you can understand them.
These days, I cannot understand British people on TV or or anything because the
language is changed. And then maybe they can't understand. That's any better.
But the language has changed just over those you know, the last fifty years
or so, people speak very quickly, very quickly, in a British accent,
speaking quickly. Bob's your uncle, right Andy. It's become a common
thing, actually, people speaking faster. A lot of the European languages,
particularly things like Spanish Italian, are spoken very quickly, and I do wonder
if we're starting to kind of emulate that way of speaking. We're getting faster
and faster. I naturally do speak quite quickly enough. Often have to slow
myself down, so that can be a struggle sometimes for me. But I
am a terrible accents. I don't even sound like my brother. I have
a brother, really, his voice is much more Essex like, although he
lives on the South coast. Now let's get him one. So what's this?
Essex? Is Essex a cool place to live in England? That's where
all the people fancy accents live. No, it is not. It is
not. Sorry any Essex dwelling people listening here. I grew up there.
It is not a nice place. It's become a bit growthy. Particular the
someone was close to sort of East London. It's that kind of air.
Oh really yeah, okay, all right, go down. We know what
karate means, right that we do? Yepjrison said that looks scratchy. That's
gotten hot day's night. He enterity. I wouldn't wear that, Andy,
don't worry. We lost off I British listeners a long time ago. So
you're not going to Ansa. So I want to throw it to I've been
to duesday. I want to throw it to Switchy real quick. And then
apparently we have a cat report. Switch Would you have a breakfast today?
You know what I had for breakfast? I'm a lot going on, so
I couldn't I couldn't really enjoy breakfast. I get McDonald's, I got a
steak cheese bagel. Give ahead, Yes, good for you. Say about
the accent thing, it has to do with having older ears. When I
was a young man, back in the early mid seventies, when I was
traveling through the British aisles, I had virtually no trouble understanding anybody. Right
there was one one guy, one tour guide with a very thick Scottish accent.
I had a little trouble with. But but and now I'm like like
you with with the put the closed captioning on. Well, you're blaming it
on your ears. But but back in the old days it was I think
it was the younger years, younger ears, and younger years that I or
I could you're blaming and on your ears. Not the way that British people
have changed in the round language, the way they language have spoken. But
forget about that. Do I see a cat tail behind you waving around?
Get that get that chat tail? Yeah, that's very funny, very switchy.
The one's funny. One more common accent. Go ahead down here in
the the coast where I live, Andy, I can I can see the
Isle of Wight from my house. Yes, that's kind of where we are.
I get a lot of people vacation down here from all over the land.
See and you get from Wales, Ireland, Scotland. They're from all
over and then they come to live down here are They're from different borrows of
London there all over the place. You ask people where they're from, We're
from London. You think that they're from downtown London. They're from all over
the place. London is huge. So listen to them for a couple of
minutes before you start getting the accent. And what happens is you'll learn it.
Yes, you learn the dialect and it becomes second nature. You don't
even think about it. You're not you're not saying oh, excuse me,
you say that again? Please? He won one one. You live in
the Hampton Beach of England. I have to hit the deuce alley again.
What did I do? Because your microphone was off last time? I did?
Oh? You did also with us? Wow? The ghost of that
also with us is uh? You can't going now? Apparently apparently now you're
okay? The bees okay, et cetera, cetera. Hopefully I'll find out
tomorrow when I open the hives up. But that's good. Uh, hopefully
they get the queens out and everybody's happy. And these poor bees came in
from Georgia. Uh oh, and you know it's national warm down in that
part of the country, right, and they ended up in Massachusetts now and
they're freezing because it's been miserable. I'm stupid. You know. The funny
thing is this true story I was telling when Raven was going to visit us
a long time ago, and I was talking to you on the phone.
I was talking about Al's honey and I was like, yeah, my neighbor
raises bees. And as I'm talking to it, I see Alan his bee
costume running across his driveway with a shitload of bees. Jason, I was,
I think I Wanner Brothers cartoon. And it's funny. It's one of
those things where you hear occasionally, you know, you go to the bee
forums and stuff, and people will say, you know, I opened up
a hive and it exploded into my face. And you get a hive that's
really not impressed at that point, either the weather's not good or they're not
feeling quite right. Go ahead, and when you open the hive up,
they come. They come out for blood. Yeah, and you get a
face full of them. This is funny, though, and and I never
experienced it personally until that time. And I swear Mac was across the street
on the phone talking to Raven and he looks out the window and I'm in
a full be suit. But I'm running and I've got I got ten and
I'm running and I'm screaming because these things are serious, and I had know
how far I had to go before I finally got away from him. But
I'm like, wow, if any of the neighbors saw that, I would
be really harris. And of course he saw it. It was embarrassing.
I'm screaming like a little girl out there because I've got That was the embarrassing.
I got a face full of bees. He sees from Georgia. Must
have an accent too. Yeah, I've had some that really are I want
to say, they're laid back. And I had like the guy that I
buy the bees from, he buys packages from California. He buys from Georgia,
you know, And so this one hive, one package, I bought,
came out of Georgia, and these bees never in the course of five
years produced any honey. What good that I could take ahead because they were
they were like the last ones out in the morning, first ones in in
the evening, the lazy. And I said, they're they're Georgia bees.
They're just so laid back. There goes all out Georgia. They don't care.
And it was so funny. This is the same. But they wouldn't
die off, so I could replace them. You're listening to be out here,
and do you have like a bee dealer? I have a I have
there's a place down a pebt mass that It's called Crystal Bee Supply And every
spring, every April, for the four weekends he brings in I don't know,
a couple of thousand packages of bees. They're three pounds packages. It's
in a wooden box. It's good that they took meth out of their name.
Right now that the business is better, right, you know what?
People? Good thing? You don't grow hot? Yeah, exactly, given
that away too, believe that's another story. So okay, So this honey
is the best I've ever heard. It is really good honey, and a
big honey fans. And this it's just good. Yeah, it's really good.
Now listen, we have report. Switch is going to give a report
and and and he's going to talk about something. But I've been given a
note that I'm gonna go to Susie and she has a cat report. This
is what you're gonna do to me? Hm, we have a paranormal captivity
report. Okay, we should put some first music show music here, go
ahead. Have you guys all seen Doctor Sleep? The sequel to The Shining
Yes? Is this sequel to that terrible movie? You're kidding me? Now,
go ahead, great movie, it's a terrible movie. Go ahead,
next, please, Susan. So I have I have found the cat that
was the real life inspiration for that movie. And he was local right in
New England, Providence, Rhode Island. That cat. Yes, okay,
go ahead. Yeah. In two thousand and five, the Steerhouse Nursing in
rehab center and Providence decided to adopt six cats as therapy animals. Really,
one of the six cats was named Oscar and for Raven. He was a
white cat, but he had spots that were like tabby colored. Okay,
go ahead. He was initially the scaredy cat out of the sixth they had
adopted, and he would hide under beds or in supply closets. But about
six months after they adopted him, they noticed that occasionally he would come out
and cuddle with residents. Yes, he would get in their bed, curl
up, fall asleep, go ahead, and then within two to three hours
that person would die. Okay, so the cat of doom? Okay,
yes, yeah. When you see the cat coming up dropping on your bed,
it's not good news. No, So how can you like cats like
that? That? Well? Wow, a dog would never do them.
About after this happened about twenty to twenty five times, the staff at the
facility actually started contacting the families of these people. See this is this is
not right, man thought the bob is not right? Correct? Please,
what's right? It was not right. If you're in a rest home and
you're worried about your loved one, if someone caused you and said, by
the way, the death cat just you know, jumped on Grammy's bed.
I mean that's awful. They're not worried about it. Where is he Ben?
What's he know? Yeah? Wow? Ha? So what they do?
Did the cat? I don't get hit by a car or something.
For me, the act of They believe Oscar actually accurately, accurately predicted about
one hundred deaths. He lived seventeen years, so it's one hundred deaths over
seventeen years that he predicted. Really, So what I would do is that
I would go ahead, go ahead. He was actually written about in the
New England Journal of Medicine. A few doctors tried to figure out how he
was predicting these deaths and nobody could. Essentially they think I might have something
to do with him being able to smell the cells dying and these people.
But yeah, yeah, there must been a slow issue of that magazine.
But let me ask you this, though, what they should do. I
have a story, have a similar story about a German shepherd. Yeah,
quick, curll up on the well. He was. It was a a
dog that my son purchased, Yes, and it was from the original owner.
And the dog was it was a was one of those protection executive protection
dogs. It was very well trained, yep, and it was it was
probably eight ten years old. It was worth quite a bit of money because
it was you know, one of those trains sure price dogs yep. But
they found out that the dog could detect cancer. And you've heard that,
Yeah, they smell it, Yeah, yep. And so and the dog
went over and the original owner the dog sniffed out the cancer in him and
he was able to get to the hospital for that. Yeah, get treatment.
And they asked if we would sell the dog backs, so we did.
Yeah. Wow. Interesting, But this is a lot different than a
cat, you know, crawling up on your bed when you're in a restaurant.
So what I would do to the cat, just you know, thinking
out here. I don't know if anyone cares. Mac. Wow, that's
right, because I would. I would personally love to just slowly pass away
with a cat. All right. Well that's that's that's you. I would
do. What I would do is I take a little kitten and put it
in the catch bed and go. You get the message anyway, Thank you
for that cat report, Susie. We appreciate that. Were you at the
end? Did you want to end it on that? I think you ended
it on the perfect Thank you. Thank you, Susie. Okay, when
don't we go to Andy? You don't have cats, do you? Andy?
He's muted again? Hello Andy? No? Which, oh that's right,
he's very alleged to cats, so we could never have a cat call.
So the cat in bed would be a near death experience. Wow,
yinky movie. Yes, so wouldn't be good. It's chronicbly allergic to them.
Well I've been dealing with guinea pigs, yes, yes, but two
guinea pigs once again offensive to the Italian American the okay cavs is their proper
name. So there we go, and you have a report, you're going
to tell us something about what something you just uncovered something rather interest I discovered
in a bit of research, just find something to talk about. And I
was looking for UFO reports in the UK and I stumbled across. Now I've
quickly explained the UK divide in the counties, which is a bit like your
states are. And I was from Essex, as I said before, and
I found a series of UFO reports from Essex and the most common reports.
I'm from the town of Battledon, which is where I grew up, so
I'm thinking I didn't know about this. I was just amazed to find that
you actually do log The police do log UFO reports, and there's say there's
quite a few of them, particularly in twenty nineteen in my local area,
a lot of strange, enormous lights were being seen and reported by various people,
and it really surprised me. But what was really interesting was I found
this page just by chance of scoring through it and I accidentally closed the page.
So I went back to the Essex Police Forces website, put the term
UFO reports twenty eighteen to twenty twenty three in the search engine, and disappeared
said no such page to be found. I thought, Hello, what are
they hiding? But I didn't manage to find the page back eventually, but
I was really surprised. I had no idea that police forces in the UK
do actually log UFO reports, and most of them, or the majority of
them, were around where I used to live. So I thought, Okay,
there's some strange people in my hometown, but they might explain a few
of them. All these strange light and normally is being seen. I just
it was well fascinating. Now, the UK has a lot of poltergeist activity,
but they also seem to have a lot of UFO activity. Could those
possibly be really well? I think so? As we think we've talked about
this before. I'm very much of the opinion of these things are all the
same phenomena being seen and observed differently depending on who you are and your interests.
But a lot of the paranormal stuff, particular things like podoclast activity offer
lights are scene in association, with them almost being the first form you actually
observe before they become something different. So the idea of low light in the
sky, I've seen quite a few of my time, again in my hometown
Basild and I'd seen a few, but I never thought of reporting it to
the police. But certainly in the early twenty tens there was a real space
of these strange spheres being seen in the daylight sky. Literally small balls look
like little balls, like the ball bearings in the air, and often they'd
be static and then they'd move, and then they'd stop moving, and they
continue to move. So in early two thousands there were quite a few sighted
those both in Essex and East London as well the next county over. So
I do wonder if there's some kind of possible connection between in these daylight siding
in the nighttime balls of light, because most of the reports on this police
website are talking about lights being seen, anonymous lights moving and then stopping,
so not being simple aircraft flying over. Then we've got South End Airport not
far from this and London City Airport the other side, so we're used to
seeing fairly low flying airplanes. So you know, there were aeroplanes a lot,
but these light anomalies that were being seen mainly at nights didn't match that
at all. They've seem to be a lot of these lights being seen in
the late twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen or most of the reports. I just
thought it was quite fascinating that they say even bother to record these things,
but they do. You know, That's what's my research is showing, yeah,
that it's normal. It's quite normal for humans to experience UAPs, especially
since they're using the new NASA definition for UAP and currently and they usually change
it about every couple of years. The NASA definition right now says that UAP
or unidentified anomalist phenomena. They are observations. There are observations of events in
the air, in the sea, in space, and on land that cannot
be identified as aircraft or as non natural phenomena. They don't use the word
scientific perspective, they don't use the word flying in there. I think that's
very interesting. The word flying is not in this. That's as I and
with my experiences and with what the research I've done, that definition is the
truest. And what it's happening is I'm finding out it's the individuals who are
capable of picking these objects up. Some are some area we talked about that
all seeing them, you're experiencing them. Whatever information you have in your about
let's say UAPs, that's what's going to shape what you absolutely think is happening.
Well man, that is freaky, but you know, it seems to
fill in a lot of blanks when you think about it. You know,
first of all, some people just don't see ghosts UFOs on one of them.
Other people they seem to be in the right place, right time.
Who knows why. You know that you could be trained to do that.
That's the whole thing, because myself being in education and designing currictums and so
forth. That's that's ever since they took music out of the schools in about
nineteen ninety seven. Yes, people have a difficult time telling nuances. Things
interesting. Okay, there's a whole that's a whole of the show. We
should do a music show about why they the Reagan administration of all people,
cut funding for in a school music programs, well music programs across the country.
They just did it. You know, it's like one of those things,
Well we got to cut the federal budgets, who were going to cut
this up. So and these inner cities where you had people like let's take
Holem for instance, where there have been at least four or five literal musical
geniuses, have come out of Holem all of a sudden. These kids don't
have saxophones and stuff to play. All they had was the turntable. So
they turned it into wrap something that is even bigger. Okay, so from
defeat, you know, you have kind of you know, a victory.
But you were saying, Bob, so they so. But but the bad
side of that is that they don't get nuanced. Right. There's because like
if you think about it, like when I first started lik in my doctoral
program, you know at Penn State, I really couldn't tell the difference between
let's say classical music and baroque music. Okay, yes here that they sounded
differently, but I didn't know why. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
By the time I was finished with stuff. All of that I knew
about, you know, if it was written in the Romantic period of the
Classical period, and about what day it was written on. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, So you can train yourself in that respect to see goos ce
ufo s see whatever, right exactly. See. That's what I've been finding
because I I used to. When I first started in music, like in
at Ducane University, my ear wasn't well trained and I had study what was
called soul fijio you're training, okay. So when I once I did that,
I started hearing things differently. Wow, that's interesting. You can train
your brain to see things and that other people can't see. Yes, wow,
that's interesting. Something called synesthesia. You can hear. You can hear
a certain pitch, but then envision a color that goes along with that.
Yeah yes, yeah yeah. The guy you know, there's a B I
have something called times an athesia, So I see time. So explain that.
And nobody takes these things into consideration when they're seeing. He was seeing
the UAPs and who isn't. Yeah, yeah, that's funny. There's a
band called XTC. They were big in England. Andy probably knows them.
One one's probably heard of them. They're really kind of a Nazi band,
but they were good XTC and the guy who was the lead kind of guy,
His name I think is Andy, not Andy, but he has a
Andy Fairweather or something like that as a real British name. He had that
he had that thing where he would see colors when he would hear certain notes,
and when he would look at water it would be I don't know,
he just saw things in a different way. And you know, he wrote
like, you know, four or five really big top song, so he
had something going for him. But for someone who is like kind of lazy
for stuff like that, I can't understand that, you know what I mean.
I don't understand even when somebody explains that. I can't understand when it
comes automatically. But like I know, when I was working with electronic music
and designing sounds and so forth, with the digital sounds at Penn State,
there were times when I'd come out of that it was like a basement with
that this huge synthesizer and sound system in it, and everything would be green,
funny, yeah, you know, and I thought I screwed up my
brain, you know, I did, probably, but I mean there there,
you can actually exercise your brain to do that. Wow, that's I
I was. I was experimenting with that type of thing. Abduct about what
your drug free during this time? You can tell us mostly? Okay,
okay. I had a question for SUSI. You said, you can you
see time? You visualize time? Like how Yeah it is. Apparently it's
the most common type of synesthesia. But to me, time looks like a
spiral. So if I like I need to figure out what year something happened
in, like what year this song came out, my brain kind of takes
me down this spiral and in the spiral, like picture like a spring,
right, and each side of the spring would line up with a certain season,
So like spring of twenty twenty four is right over spring of twenty twenty
three. In my brain, I am picturing the spiral and it takes me
back and I will visualize where I spent my most the most time out of
my life, Like if it was, you know, something from seventh grade,
I would picture myself in my seventh grade English class and I would know
what year that happened. Yeah, So apparently people with time synesthesia always picture
it as some kind of spiral or rearing or loop. Wow, there's several
different types of synesthesia. There was with with all of your senses, like
you can you might be able to just hear something or taste something at the
same time, or smell something at the same time. Wow, that's real
and it's it's it's not that uncommon. That's what freaks me out. People
don't know they have these stuff. Not to interrupt you. I shouldn't know.
I did until somebody told me it was weird. Yeah yeah, well
yeah, that's the same thing with me. I could hear the difference in
running water if it was cold or hot. Yeah not really. Yeah,
And I but I trained myself to do I didn't know. I trained myself
to do that. That's interest I was working on my ear. Yeah yeah,
yeah, hmm. Well question for Andy that kind of ties in like
switching and Susie a little bit. So with like these reports of people seeing
various things that they're seeing, are they reporting hearing anything or like even smelling
anything, because it kind of like I'm wondering if it has anything to do
with something I experienced a few days ago, or if it's totally like unrelated.
Tell us, now, tell us flash, what happened? Oh,
yes, well you were it was. It was before I switched to my
new job. So I was still working at home in this room, looking
on my laptop, and all of a sudden, I started hearing these crazy
noises outside that I've never heard in this area before. It wasn't it wasn't
a siren, it wasn't like a fire truck, it wasn't somebody's like alarm.
It was so loud. I have no idea where it was coming from.
And I text my coworker that only works. She was also working at
home a couple of blocks away from me. She heard it too. I
can't even explain what it was. It was just the series of noises that
I've never heard in my life. Okay, And I'm not the only one
that heard it, and I I didn't see anything, but I also I
didn't like I could only look out like the side of my window because I
was on like a I think it was in a meeting actually, Okay,
so I couldn't like leave my desk, but so I couldn't really tell if
there was anything else happening. But it was just the weirdest sound ever.
Yeah, and somebody else heard it, So I have that proof, but
I didn't know if there was like a correlation with that and with these sightings.
Did it seem like a sound like from coming far away? Was it
right outside your wind though? To me it sounded like it was like not
right outside my window, but like down the blocky. Yeah. My coworker
that's a couple streets away from me, she said, it sounded like it
was really far away. Yeah, funny. Well did there rock places you
know have weird sounds? I know, we did a story long time ago
this place in Oregon, just on the middle of nowhere, and they hear
these weird sounds, and I think the government actually kind of you know,
and they said, well, it's a railroad try forty miles away and it's
not that you know, and they come and go. But stuff like that
happened. I said, yeah, that's it's it's something they work people,
you know. I mean, I've said before, I've heard. The only
way things ever happened to me is I used to when I lived in Saratoga,
New York. I would hear this thing and sound like a truck on
the Highway Northway, which is really close to where we lived like they're in
a lower gear and they're just going okay, like in a lower gear,
and you're waiting from to shift gears right, and it never does. And
then ten minutes later you're still hearing the sound, and you say, well,
even he didn't shift gears, he'd being like Montreal by now right,
But you hear that sound, which was odd. And then I came home
visit my family and they report one night the windows open, I hear the
same thing. And then they're ten miles away from a highway. So I
looked into it, and they people hear that sound a lot. And the
people who reported a lot of these people used to we're in these fire as
far as fire lookout towers and stuff like that, or out in the middle
of nowhere, and they hear this. You know, I know that that.
Susie and her research into the Bridgewater Triangle and so forth, she's been
paying a lot of attention to people. She's asking people about what they've heard,
what did they smell anything or whatever, just trying to get the full
scope of what is going on. Yeah, these are the questions people don't
ask. When you have somebody that winness something strange. Everyone wants to know,
like what did it look like? You know, stuff like that.
No one asks like did you smell anything? Did you hear anything? There's
a lot of sightings that start with like a high pitch noise, puckwagis and
other and there. Have you ever heard what's known as a phantom fundamental.
It's a sound that technically doesn't exist, but you hear it. Some humans
will hear it like a high pitch. Well actually in the fun and in
the in the phantom fundamental. It's like you know how you have pipe organs
that have these huge pipes that go up. The larger the pipe, the
lower the sound, and it depends on how long the pipe is. Okay,
And the same thing happens for a string, like a string on a
string base. Yes, yepier, and the longer and the looser the string
is, the lower it's yeah. So if if you can't sometimes you can't
get a let's say a pipe, a pipe organs pipe long enough to fit
into a building. You want to get a really powerful low sound. So
there's a way to trick your brain in the hearing that like when you have
sounds that are sound. Strings don't vibrate uniformly. They vibrate in parts,
so you have what's called the fundamental, then you have it vibrating in halfs
and thirds and so forth, like third and fourth and fifth. Well,
the brain could be tricked and they're thinking it's hearing the low string vibrating and
it's not. But you're you'll hear all the sounds then yeah, yeah,
brain and they're thinking that, yeah, it's funny. I don't know if
it has anything to do with it, but for some reason, I was
watching a interview with this guy. I forget his name now, but he's
basically the guitar player who's toured with Sting for like twenty five years. Okay,
he's on all his albums. He's a very virtual also type guitar player
and good guitar player. I can't remember his name, but what he said
was in this interview was that they've been playing together for years, and they've
been playing these songs for years, and he said, he said the report
of Rick Biatto asked him, do you ever screw up one stage? Everyone
screws up, right, He says, I do every once a while,
I do, he says, but when I screw up Sting screws up at
the exact same moment. Oh yeah, and it doesn't sound like a screw
up. And I said, wow, that's that's strange. And we we
talked about before, is that jazz musicians kind of have this kind of esp
thing going on. But to to make a mistake in the same place at
the same moment, I think it's interesting. I refer they used to refer
to that as synchronicity before the place when the bands and that used to get
together, they were like living they knew what was going to happen. Yeah,
yeah, funny, Bob. Is it the same phenomena as a dog
whistle? With the fundamental Well, yes, the dog whistle is that it's
it's too high of a frequency for your ear mechanism to pick up. Okay,
your ear can can't handle it. But when I was working on a
h a Penn State, I was working on an interdisciplinary team in the acoustics
lab. We were finding out that there were a significant amount of people that
hurt the way beyond the human ears hearing ring. Interesting. Yeah, wow,
like some people that you some sounds, some people could hear some sounds,
some people couldn't hear those same sounds at all. Yeah, some people
could hear those sounds a lot louder. It's funny. You think everyone's hearing
is universal, but it isn't. You know, it's going to at all,
and you can train it. See that's what I did. I really
screwed my brain up doing that stuff, you know, because of the kind
of music I was working on. You know, it was really far out
stuff go ahead where people were like, uh, there's a one work it's
called him himnin And as everybody's saying, you can imagine a whole chorus singing
the same pitch. Okay, okay, yes, the only thing that's changing
is that they're changing the form of their lips. Okay, there's a million
jokes in there, But I get it. I got it. That's the
song. I just trying to say, before you go to switch, I
get Doctor Bob was looking very kind of late late Eddie van Halen tonight.
Do you ever see a picture of Eddie van Halen before the cat dumped on
his bed? Every time I take a shower before the show. Anyway,
listen, Switch Switcher, you ever report right? Can I put the bumper
in here? Yes? They do a classic oldie and now it's time for
another story from the Lost Annimals of the Paranormal. It's time for Steve Ward's
report from the Fringe. Please tell us Joe Himington and the Cosmic Pancakes from
out of Space Jose Hymington. He was a plumber by trade, chicken farmer
by day. This is Eagle River, Wisconsin, April nineteen sixty one.
The guy is finishing up his late breakfast dishes. He looks out, well,
he here's this noise he describes as something like knobby tires on a wet
pavement. So maybe this thing is transmission was going or something. But he
looks out through the window he sees a classic flying song us or two bowls
together essentially with kind of a door that's opened. He walks outside, he
approaches. He can see people in there. They look pretty harmless. It's
a strange situation, but he's not concerned. So he approaches this craft,
which is just hovering just off the ground. He looks inside. There's about
three or four people in there and they're about five feet tall. They're wearing
coveralls, some kind of nick caps, and one of them hands him kind
of a chrome bowl or chalice that looks like the same material that this craft
is made out of. And behind now he kind of indicates their gestures that
he wants water in this there's no telepathy, there's no speech, but he's
looking behind this guy and there's this other guy at a kind of a flameless
grill and it looks like he's cooking something like pancakes. So yes, I
mean the whole thing cheaper than ihop, I'll tell you that, especially out
Wow, turn the page to switch. He paid twenty bucks of pancakes in
New Hampshire and we haven't heard the end of it for five years. Oh
man, you know, I don't know what the the taxes are going for
you guys must have Christine Rhodes out there with the charging. But anyway,
go on, please switch you sorry for it, okay. So anyway,
so a very strange situations. He has trouble making eye contact with this guy.
Anyway, he goes, he goes to his well, puts some water
in this thing, gives them back and they exchange about three or four of
these pancakes sometimes they call them cookies or whatever. And so if he takes
them, okay, the hatch closes and this thing takes off at like a
forty five degree angle. Yes, now he actually reports this. The Air
Force gets a hold of this. Doctor Heinek is still as attached to Project
Blue Book, and so they investigate. Now they think, well, you
know, Joe uh probably fell asleep, had a vivid dream, and woke
up and then reported this, which could explain why the pancakes tasted so bad
if he actually made them in his sleep. So that would be a judge
there. And who actually has some interest in UFOs. He knows Joe.
He thinks Joe's a credible guy, even though he's reporting this bizarre experience.
He interviews him and the interview is published and he starts out a little tongue
at cheek. He says, look, Joe, what do these guys look
like? And you know, little green men? And Joe says, no,
judge, they were kind of swarthy like Italians. Oh well, now
wait now, hold on, hold on, you've offended a place. Yeah,
that's that's not that's not all. So that's that's not all. Well,
No, no, there's a lot there's there's this kind of weaves in
and out. There's a lot of connections here. I might mention you've heard
you mentioned John Keel before. Well, in his book, his sort of
Grand Opus Operation Trrosian Horse, he talks about uh uh, people down.
This is before the Grays came in and messed up everything. As you know,
we used to have great aliens, man, We had the Kelly Hoppins
phil Goblins, we had the flat Woods Monster Space, we had the Cisco
Grove aliens, you know, and then the Grays came in. I mean
you could see a gray once in a while. Forgive me. These creeps
didn't show up until like late seventies with clothes Encounters of the third kind in
the early eighties with Whitley Streaver's Communion book right from the striking picture on the
front. So anyway, Keel talked about that there were a lot of alleged
landings where people would see and the descriptions weren't terribly sophisticated. They would say,
well they he didn't say sore in the Italians, but they would say,
well, they look kind of foreign, no offense, andy, dark
foreign types, you know. And and interestingly enough, our old buddy Indured
cold kind of fits that mold. And then he quotes General Spats. General
Spats was a big time general in World War Two. There's actually a press
conference from nineteen forty eight where he says, there's no truth to the rumor
that Spaniards are driving flying saucers or that they're coming from Spain. So what
is this a secret base in Naples? Or there's something really bizarre going on
here? Now the Air Force they thought the story was crazy, but nevertheless
they took they spent taxpayers money, yes, and they took to examine one
of the pancakes. And now we have to shift to Jacques Filet. Jacques
Vule wrote a great book, Passport to Magonia. It was his third book.
The first two books he was trying to understand UFOs in a very nuts
of Bolts context, but then he kind of threw up his hands and he
discovered. Passport to Macgonia talks about various traditions of folklore and the similar between
many modern day not all, but many modern day UFO experiences, and he
quotes extensively from Evans Wentz. He was a theosophist. He wrote a book
about nineteen ten nineteen eleven called The Fairy Face of Celtic Countries. In there
wentce It gives all kinds of examples of real, real time encounters with the
little people and with he talked. He talked to an irishman that said,
the fairies they eat fresh meat, they drink pure water, and they never
take salt. It's interesting but may not be significant. It's interesting that when
the Air Force examined these pancakes, they were very terrestrial pancakes except there was
nonsodium. Wow, but they tasted bad the water gathering aspect, but go
ahead, they tasted bad. That was at the report. Joe Simonton.
I mean, there's actually footage of him out there and one of the one
of the conversations was they said that, of course they're being trying to be
funny. Joe, if they if they came back, would you go for
a ride with them? He said, no, the food is terrible.
One kind of a serious note here. Chad lewis a great investigator who lives
at Wisconsin. He has tracked down some people that have said that Joe Simonton
is supposed to have he claimed other encounters after this, but he just shut
up because of all all the focus and the ridicule that happened. So it
may be that that he was experiencing something else afterwards. But the water gathering
is is pretty interesting, and we have a lot of reports of craft coming
over lakes and sucking up water and so forth. There is just to kind
of close this out. There's one one other report from the mid fifties.
A guy named John Black and his part or there are a couple of miners.
They're out in California. They keep seeing this craft will fly overhead and
it's classic UFO. They don't know what it is, but it has come
back on the same day of the month. So this John Black actually goes
to the sheriff and he says, hey, if they come back on this
particular date, he said, okay, if I take a shot at them.
Cherfer said, no, you better not do that. That might not
be a wise idea. But at one time John Black there, he's in
the woods. He sees what he thinks is a little kid, and he
thinks the kid is fishing. He gets closer to the stream. The kid
is not a kid. It's some kind of a I don't know, alien
dude or whatever. He's wearing a tunic with buckles on him. He's got
a bucket. He's retrieving water in the bucket. He walks out of the
woods. Now black Es stayed far up away where this guy doesn't see him,
and he walks up to one of these craft and goes up the ladder
and takes off, retrieving water in a So take that for what it's worth.
You see the movie The Man Who Fell to Earth with David Bowie,
not a really great movie, but they come here for the water. Yeah,
it's kind of strange. Yeah, I mean it's a it's like half
of a good movie. The rest of it is like awful Nicholas Rage,
Well is it go ahead? Switching? There are many many instances Ingo Swan
talk about being with some clandestine government group where they took him way up to
the North Canada and they saw this triangular craft come overhead and literally suck up
water out of a lake in the middle of nowhere. Yeh, funny.
So there is does seem to be some kind of interest. Maybe they split
it some of our resources by whoever it is. Maybe it's just a way
to fuel up. Maybe they separate the hydrogen from the you know, the
two in the O and they who knows anyway, listen, maybe they like
spring water. I flunked yeah, maybe they like Avion or something. Switch.
It's my duty to inform you to please put the image up of the
train crash coming into the dish. Okay, so let's start. Sorry,
Andy, let's start with you because you probably want to go to bed.
What time is it? What time is it? It is ten past one?
Oh tomorrow? Wow? Okay, you're in the future. Sorry tomorrow
here? Cool? Yeah, I won the sixth at Aqueduct you know,
can you tell? Okay? Wait, hang on, ha listen, so
past all of times as it turns out, Andy, thanks for joining us.
We appreciate it on the air and off the year very much. Enjoy
it's been great for them. Okay, next time June us again. I
hope it doesn't rain too much in the araneous part of England. But let
me guess the food is great there though, right despite it is? Okay,
there you go. That's from the British Isles pr Office. Thank you
for Andy for da Let's here. Am I going to have toad in the
hole or Bangers and mash tomorrow? I decide? Yeah? How about spotted
dick? Are you sick of that already? Oh? We might have that
too, Yeah, sounds like sounds like a potty with hedgehogs too. Yeah,
oh man, thank you and Andy for joining us. We appreciate.
Be grateful, Susie, thanks for hanging joining us, in hanging in with
us. I'm just here to get one of the guys in the UK to
send me some of the good chocolate that they have over there. That's your
motive. I'm glad you have a good motive for art. Okay, super
We do have good chocolate, did you, Yeah, despite the bad Oreo
cookies, but good chocolate. I mean the worst Orial cookies I've ever eaten,
really chocolate. That's so, that's what's so weird about the about England
righting America. Well, the time's are hot. Yeah, okay, all
right, what do you We've already gone over this to send send you a
pack of Orio cookies kind of comets as like ninety nine dollars you want them,
that bad four family size of Mega stuff, various kinds of Oreo cookies
America three hundred dollars. Gonna have something. There's a lot of there,
you know, it's posted in customs. All right, let's see what we
can do well to start a GoFundMe for it. Something. Yeah, Yeah,
it's getting sad now. Richard Crackers here not so good either, Yeah,
Ritz Cracker. The list is going to be so Susie. One last
wines before you go is so your last name is bes Steele? Is that
named after the famous prison and the French Revolution? It's not my family name
themselves after that prison. Actually, really, French have what they call a
d name d I. It's a war name. Okay, so when you
would join the army, you would pick a war name and that that would
actually get carried on down the line. So sometime in the mid seventeen hundreds,
this guy Antoine joined the army and decided that his war name was going
to be best Steele, which is just the French word for fortress, so
really not that exciting. But the bas Steele is actually uh, Saint Antoine
Day best Like, it's the fortress of Saint Antoine, and this guy's name
was Antoine, so we picked bass Steele as his war name. That's why
my middle name is Alcatraz Steel Day here in Chicago, do you really?
Yeah? And what do they do? Take over the city hall and kill
everyone? I tried, but no, it's just food, just food,
Okay, that's okay. Streets Beast Steel day is the one day I will
identify as French. Really, yeah, that was it. The rest of
the year, you forget about it. Yeah, well, you know they're
kind of rude to Americans. I guess is kind of what the tattoo says,
right American I was. I was born in Connecticut. Really okay,
so you're not proud of your inheritage? No, no, okay, all
right, I'm Irish, and I guess I never asked the question or not,
but I guess I understand. Thank you Susie for joining us. Please
come back soon. Okay, it's my pleasure with another very interesting, another
fascinating dead cat report of the Cat of Jesus. Anyway. Also, let's
say, doctor Bob, let's take you by to you, let's let you
off the hook next. Okay, thanks for we'll talk to you very soon.
Okay, Yes, interestingly interesting. Your bitch slapped don the iris Okay,
had one hit, one hit wonder Leah, good sign, very inside.
Thank you doctor. We appreciate it. Thank you, Thank you,
mag Thank you everyone, club, thank you for joining us. Club.
Oh there's a lot to digest tonight. I'm gonna sit down and have a
few twinkies to make atials and uh maybe think a one one to show up
is a lot. Okay, I I can't even talk. There's just so
much to think about. Really, yeah, that's how I feel. As
it turns out, well, okay, well, thanks for joining us,
and uh, thank you for having me. Good luck at the Bruins and
it went on time, but they're not in good shape. I hated to
see what happened last night. You know, I don't put your money on
the Bruins, but no, no, selt this a bit of it.
Thanks club. Uh let's see now, well let me thank you and so
we can start to kind of get the get out of here. No,
no thanks necessary. We're going down the pock Lunch. Anyone who's taking notes
pock Lunch tonight, yea, yeah, we're gonna go. Thanks go to
the pl you know, we appreciate it. Uh, let's see who's next,
Raven, Sorry it's you. It's one of the saddest times on that
I thought that your light bulbs over you head looked like King Khan or you
know, opening his mouth. Don't they look like teeth? If King Kan
didn't Yeah, I see its looked. I didn't turn them on because I
accidentally left them on and I drained the battery like the first day I put
them up, So now they're just really decoration and they're useless. Well well
not okay, all right, once again, a couple of jokes in there,
but we get it in the show. Thank you, thanks for having
me. Appreciate it. All right, let's see his next switchy, I
guess you're next day, buddy. Thank you for joining us. Appreciate it.
It was my pleasure. It was a good show tonight. Also,
you work behind the scenes. Appreciate it. So you're going to have a
visitor soon, right in the next couple of days, Susan Kay, okay,
still cleaning the house, so really she won't be here till early afternoons,
so I've got I've got the tomorrow morning to finish up. He had
two weeks. We talked about this two weeks ago. Were you offered to
pay the cleaning? Be thinking about it months? Okay, well, just
think about it. Uh, but you know there's a lot to be said,
bro procrastination. Okay, all right, well you can tell us later.
Wait, never do today. What you can put off till tomorrow.
Are you hiding the cats you put? Are you booring the cats because she
doesn't like cats? Apparently? Who doesn't like cats? I thought the planting
room she has like twelve cats, as it turns out. So she told
me she's bringing some toys for my cats. Oh, thanks for specifying.
I don't know why, but okay, thank you. Let's keep it clean
here. Yeah. Well, we're trying out, so we want to full
report. Thank you. Switch one one. So this is it just you
and me left? Okay, everything? Okay, yep, you made it
through. Oh yeah, okay, I breezed through these evenings. I'm used
to it now. Yeah. Good. You're you're you're in the same time
zone as Andy, right, so you're an hour and a half had.
Effectively, you've built a tolerance and resistance to the show, to it five
hours ahead of you. Guys. Yeah, it's called up us anyway,
Thank you wanting. I would like to assume it's tea. They call it
British summertime. It doesn't feel like summer here well, and only the last
two hours probably living over there. Yeah, I mean, how long is
the last two weeks? Two weeks? Summer in England. The last about
two weeks, the last you know, eight weeks here, so it can't
be well. April has been the rainiest April in recorded history, going back
to the Vikings. I think, how bad is that over here? Wow?
Wow, things have changed? The climate change. Yeah, you ain't
goodding. Yeah anyway for the climate to change, so I don't have to
keep wearing my wit to coat. Well, you could go sunbathing. Yeah,
yeah, you get sunbathed on the coast of England. That never happened
when they go over there. Freeze my butt. Anytime I see all the
each huts that have been destroyed by these name storms that we've had here,
all alarm. Just go to Aruba, you'll be that's really all the Canary
ounds. Anytime I see like a beach scene in anything, you know,
British movie or something, it's so sad. It's so sad. They're out
there on the you know what Spain's doing now what they're tired of the drunk
British tourists, so invading the Canaries and all the other Yeah, yes,
Spain, and they got they go to Spain because guess what, the sun's
out. Yeah, it's nice there. Yeah, yeah, and they want
to make sure that you have ninety seven pounds in your pocket for every day
you're going to be there. Ninety pounds they do. That is in many
ways. Yeah, the food is good. Didn't they get mad about the
Spanish flu thing? Yeah? That was yeah, that was one hundred years
ago. They were over, but they got pissed off because we called the
Spanish because we blame them for it. And where to come from Europe?
France? Probably Steel, you know it's not let's pretty Spie flu came from
America. Oh, Spinis have always held it against you according Spanish flu really
yeah, okay, oh yes, absolutely bad publicity. You know you're not
saying that because you lost the are you all right? Let's get to get
out of here, all right. The plugs are homestarng Troops is an organization
that reises money for our veterans American veterans who were hurt in combat after nine
eleven, that would be the Afghan War and also the Iraqi War. These
are people who came home missing a limb or whatever, and Home Strung Troops
builds them homes that are more adapted to their nees. That means not a
lot of stairs. They'll counter space things like that. And then when they
build the homes, they're really nice homes. They rip up the mortgage,
they give them the keys. They do not have to pay a mortgage.
It's their house for life. Okay, they don't have that hanging over them.
They rejoined society. These are people who gave a lot to us.
We should give a lot back to them. Home strung troops. Please google
them, see what they're about. Ninety cents and you're a dollar. Charity
dollar goes to our veterans. That's very good in the charity game. So
please see what they're about. Also, we end every show by saying John
McCain, no, it was not a loser, folks. He was a
war hero in a war veteran and a disabled veteran. You don't make fun
of people like that. You look up to them. So this is MAC
for the entire gang saying to hear us again, please be safe, be
happy, end bye bye. It's been so long since I've seen her face.
I play She's too in fine? Are still cool? Our sad last
day? How it hurt so bad to see he cried. I didn't wanna
say a good bye, send him my be and Morose Remains. Send him
my ball. Roses now b came. Send him by, same old world,
same old woods. Lost in the sky game. She needed so much
more than I cut it. We knew that love cannot be too a broken
hearts can alwad Man. I was hurt so bad to see her crime.
I didn't want to say good bye. Send them my love, Ambley's remain,
Send him my love, Roses number game, Send him my love.
And now the further adventures of Al Ferrari, star of Mac's new book,
How to Dump a Body at Sea and not get caught Mac Malone. Schell,
this is Lois, Lois al Ferrari, Give me Mac. I'm sorry,
Al, he's doing his quo ordered CST at the moment. CST.
What's that? A time zone? Cats sensitivity training? You know, after
the incident? Can I help you? Well, look, I just heard
from Amazon that Max's new book, How to Dump a Body at Sea A
knuckcket Cart is selling like hotcakes with lots of syrup. Right now, I'm
touring to you know, promote the book, calling from Vegas. Well that's
great to hear. Did they tell you why people like it so much.
Well. One guy said, I must have been a pretty smart, juvenile
delinquent. Somebody was amazed how I turned to Toyota into a Rolls Royce.
Somebody else said it was cool that I ripped off sears, and somebody was
shocked that the mob was pissed off of me because of one lousy day old
plum, one little plum. And that's all in the book, you know
it. There's also, you know, particular advice like how to torch a
car and how to make lots of money in prison, which I did so
it might have gotten me killed. Also dangerous making friends with this iconic parrot,
which ain't exactly easy. I'm bad. So anyway, I'm on this
book tour and I'm at a place called the Kitten Ranch just outside of Vegas.
I swear I thought it was a place where they raised kittens. Oh
my gosh. So when they found out who I was, like a big
celebrity or something, they asked me if I wanted to be part of a
movie about cats. You're adorable, sweetie. Now they wanted me to make
a movie with what they call a quote unquote taste the nude scene. Oh
my gosh, Al is that even possible. I don't know. I passed
out right after the election, and now they want five hundred bucks. I
have to wash dishes for a month here. You don't want to know what
the kitchen is like in a cat house. Oh so it is a place
where they raise cats. Just have back. Give me a call, sweetheart,
and remember remind everybody to check out Ma's new book, How to Dump
a Body at Sea and not get caught. Starting me Al Ferrari on amazon
dot com.