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This is a downbeat in ninety seven
to one, the freak. All right,

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we've got some callers on hold.
We'll get to in just a second.

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Obviously, big stories of the day, Bill Belichick out head coach,

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the Patriots, hard freeze coming over
the weekend. It seems the forecast looks

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cold. But what is something right
here called Katie's Key Party. I think

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we're gonna go with for a minute, and we'll get to these callers in

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a minute. But millennials are really
tired of dating apps. Guys and gen

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Z singles may not even be messing
with them. There's a new survey that

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came out. They surveyed a bunch
of people in college and grad students,

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and they found out that eighty percent
of these people surveyed do not use dating

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apps collegen grad students. What was
it prior like most? Yeah? I

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think it was most. You know, I was in the dating app renaissance

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as a single man from twenty thirteen. You know, I probably had about

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four years experience, you know,
screwing around on the dating apps. Oh

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my god, stick it in every
hole I could find. Good God,

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n look at JJ's face, What
is wrong with you? What is wrong

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with you. The company that owns
the apps tender hinge, match dot Com

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and ok Cupid are agreeing with this
survey. They've seen their stock price drop

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forty What was your app of choice? Were you a tender boy or were

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you a bumblebee? I was a
bumbler put the you I have empowered women?

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Yeah, because women have to message
you first. And I believe in

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empowering women. So any guy can
go and say the first no of the

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women, just like literally thirty seconds
ago. Any hole I can find that

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doesn't sound empowering to women? What
crevice would that have done it? Yeah?

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That would have cleaned it up.
Nice. Grinder kicked us off in

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nine damns. Yeah, that's but
that's their price, that's not usage.

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Yeah, but that's sure, there's
a direct correlation kind of. But these

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companies grow so fast and they think
they'll grow forever and they misappropriate funds,

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and sure usage is down. That
is a shocking number. I don't think

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that's I don't think usage. But
now Grinder started No nine there, Danny,

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you were telling me about that back
in the day. Yeah, like

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I believe in the fall of O
nine. If I remember exactly tender we

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Mane. This one started interning.
When you say you were one of the

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first people to get an account,
they just said, Danny, I didn't

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realize what it was. You were
so early. You got just your first

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name. I remember as an intern, and then Danny D got one after

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you, and yeah, he got
all the action. I remember as an

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intern coming in to meet you.
Guys all you were telling me that I

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should get on it. I was
with you, Yeah, come and get

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the fire d. Yeah, it's
just tagline. Tender went mainstream in twenty

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twelve. Then you have had little
apps that came up Bumble where women message

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the man first, Hinge. It's
geared more towards love rather than hot sex.

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Raya, which is exclusive in private, which I believe. Jonathan Owen's

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the packer's safety and husband of Simone
Biles. He claims that Simone Biles messaged

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him first on Raya. He also
claimed didn't know anything about gymnastics, but

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he had tweets about Gabby Douglas.
He's a fraud and a bad safety.

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Cowboys and Dak Prescott will take advantage
of him on Sunday. He's a nasty

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bit. We're gonna have the incredible
and great Simone Biles in the house on

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Sunday likely one of the greatest living
athletes on planet Earth. Likely right,

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well, yeah, with I think
her hubby's playing, right, you better

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get that camera shot. We won't
have Jody Foster because she's got to get

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back for her episode of True Detective
Sunday night. I mean, if Jodi

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Foster can't, she can't be there
at the game. She's got a big

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True Detective Pilot that she's got to
do live on HBO. Oh, it's

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not live. I don't know why
Jolie Foster came up. I don't know

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what you're doing again, Jodie Foster
is a Packers fan and True Detective season

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three I know that part all right? Season four please go kicks off Sunday

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night. I just learned that it's
not live. What about match dot com?

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Hold on? The league is another
one, and the league is for

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ambitious professionals like me. Other apps
are I'd never heard of these les her

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scruff Field, f E E,
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the l G B t Q I
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again and the next generation. Though, this is what this article is one

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theory the next generation seen through these
fraudulent ways of social media where people put

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the best versions of their south out
there and here's your five photos that you've

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maybe maybe done some photo shopping too, or you've done some cropping out and

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maybe you put a filter on there. They're seeing all through that stuff and

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it doesn't matter. And you say, covid has something to blame with all

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that too, Maybe I guess.
But these apps also have tired gimmicks like

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paid users and other things that frustrated
users. For example, Hinge has a

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feature called a rose feature, and
basically it's started to frustrate its base audience

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because they're like to interact with what
they're calling standouts hot people. They give

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you one rose per week that you
could send to this person. You would

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get one rose, but you could
pay to get a bushel. Yeah,

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here's a bunch of rosen here's more
for three ninety nine each, so you

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can start hollering at hot people more
if you pay. And they're like,

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that shouldn't be that way. So
that's something they're kind of taking hot people

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and gatekeeping them and that's made some
of their people mad. One user set

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it feels like they're hiding all the
good guys who are actually looking for relationships

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behind a paywall. Uh industries,
right though, it's just like anything else,

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you get the dudes to pay.
I just want you to know that

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listening to our shows free. Yeah, just know that you can, though,

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throw roses at us as we leave
the building every day. If that's

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what you still get annoyed third day
though, we got to do this thing

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again. Get in the car.
Some of them are just straight pay sites.

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I think the Harmony's a pay site. Well, I think Match is

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largely a pacee my hot Lunch?
What is that one? No, it's

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lunch, hot dog. It's just
like it's just lunch. That's its actual

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dating service, yea where you call
and you have a speed date lunch.

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Yeah, like that. We have
someone we know that met a woman on

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It's Just Lunch. Really got married
to her and divorced, No, happily

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married one or two kids. Now
he probably a yeah, no, he's

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probably listening, but you know five
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like a self admitted five and a
half. Probably she and eight? What

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and the eight is worth millions of
dollars? And the five and a half

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is worth about five thousand dollars,
no joke, five thousand dollars. I'd

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just rather have a negative net worth
than a five thousand dollars networth. I

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so on this hinge thing. So
that worked. It did work perfectly.

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Five and a half, two and
eight. I'll tell you in the break

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and you will be shocked exactly what
I'm talking about. Is it fits.

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It's not stop it fits is a
six, He's not a five and a

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half. Courtney's a nine. Twenty
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section, the men all have jobs, families in great teeth. The same

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can't be said for my regular feed, where you get these bozos you know

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dot com. Okay, that's another
one that's a little different. I don't

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know they didn't get into that in
this article, but yeah, because you

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don't have to be lonely, No, I hooked up with the chick on

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Farmers Only dot com to Jeff.
Apps are trying to pivot now. Tender

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used to be the casual sex app. It's now trying to reinvent itself because

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gen Z. There's studies out too. There's like they're kind of hook up

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adverse don't really like that. Tender
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on is that right? Are they
hook up adverse? That's a verse what

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I'm here? I mean, you
know, not all no blanket statements,

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right, but you know, we'll
get the research and something like that.

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The CMO at Tender says forty percent
of users want to find long term relationships.

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Yeah, dating apps to gen z
might be like Facebook to millennials.

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They're on them because everyone else is, but it's not like they're having any

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fun with it. So they're on
the aid that the apps, but they're

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not enjoying their experience. And some
dating experts are like, well, you

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have to shoulder some of the responsibility. If you can't have a good,

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interesting conversation with someone on these apps, then that's on you. Like if

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your response to everything is high or
uh, what do you do? You

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know? Hey, cool to say, and then it's a corny pickup line

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either and that's not gonna work.
But I think that's kind of interesting where

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it's all going with dating apps.
We challenged our callers and they have came

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through be crazy dating app stories.
I got a couple, uh, mainly

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not involving me because I keep things
on the up and up. But let's

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go to one of our callers right
here. Who do we have on line

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one? Here? Hi? What's
your name? You're on ninety seven one

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the freak? Hello? Oh still
there, don't give up, keep trying

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Hello. Let's take another caller then. If it's oh, Hi, what's

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your name? Hey? Rebecca?
A Rebecca Rebecca? Where are you calling

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from? What's going on? Uh? Well currently loop twelve and thirty five?

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Yes, where all the good things
happen. What are you going to

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a strip club? I wish?
No, I'm actually going to work.

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It's not at a strip club,
is it. Well, I to work

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you in. I'm in sales support
strip club? Yes, actually no,

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we do office furniture. Really do
you sell that? Do you sew the

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X chair? The future of sitting? What if the I don't know that

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one, Hayward, No X chair. It's like commercials all the time,

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and it says it's no, I
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sitting experience. Oh no, I
don't know about that one. Friends,

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What about the egg chair? I
think that's the ex toilet And it's a

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different tagline Okay, let's let her
go and proceed with what she came to

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say. Yeah, hey, that's
okay, guys, you can take up

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as much time as you need.
I'm not actually I actually been calling because

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if you can remember, back to
like twenty eleven and twelve, we used

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to have pof Do anybody remember plenty
of fish? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

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yah, oh I remember hearing about
it. Yeah yeah. Well it

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was very seedy and I didn't know
what I was doing, obviously because I

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was very young. But I did
meet a gentleman and made a mistake of

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getting in this car so we could
go and smoke a little reefer. And

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then it got real icky, and
so I was like, yeah, let's

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let's let's go somewhere. Let's split
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split up, and I just last
second was like, noscri this. So

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I like fucked it off onto the
highways, you know, and ended up

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getting pulled over, driving kind of
erratically because I was so great. He

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was going to follow me and got
pulled over by a cop. He basically

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flirted with me the entire time because
I was truthful. I was like,

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I'm running from a weird day online. He was like, you know,

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you don't you shouldn't you You're not
the kind of girl that needs to go

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online today. I'm like, I
just left one dick to come to this

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dick. I'm just trying to get
to my gay best friend's house so I

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can pop this out. Like I'm
not going to give you a ticket.

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Yeah, He's like, I'm not
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just so you know, you're in
a workstone and blah blah blah blah blah.

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I was like, thank you,
Officer Hernandez, not to mention that

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you're stoned. And here's Officer Hernandez
trying to bad lieutenant you dude, Danny.

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That actually reminds me I had weed
in the car and he was like

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do I smell something? And I
was like no, and he totally let

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it go. And I was like, wow, thank God for these biggus.

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Are you an Officer Hernandez now happily
married with two children, job he

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wishes. So that's interesting. Now. I know in your case it's true,

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but as we all continue to search
for like ways to get out of

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tickets, that's a great one to
say. Just say, I just went

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on this really awkward online date.
I was a little frightened the guy I'm

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trying to get away from him.
I know I was speeding. I'm really

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I was just scared he was smoking
weed in the car and look at my

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boobs. Yeah, and look at
you right out of my mouth. I'm

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serious. It worked like a charm. However, you know, I've also

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not gotten out of some tickets,
so you know it's fifty to fifty?

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Is that the all? I mean? Did you go on a lot of

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plenty of fish dates? Oh?
Yeah, I made an art out of

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it because I was a single person. Well I am a single person.

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But it's been about a decade,
yeah, ten twelve years now. I

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don't can't keep a truck in time. But yeah, it's like you just

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keep going back and then now I'm
just like, I'm over it. Do

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you still think? So you don't
use the apps anymore? I don't.

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I don't even have them downloaded on
my phone. I's got rid of it

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all because it was there. I'll
go to it. I've always been curious

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the difference, the distinction between the
main's intention of getting on the app in

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the woman's Were you looking for a
boyfriend? Are you looking just like,

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were you just curious or are you
looking to hook up? What? What

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was your intention? Yeah? It
evolved over time. You know, I

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didn't date a lot as a young
person, so I like did it as

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like sort of a social experiment to
see, like if I could get into

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online dating because that was a new
big thing. Right then it turned into

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oh, I know what this is, and so I learned to play that

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game and I enjoyed it and I
got great gratification out of it. But

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at the same time, nothing worse
right and home about right if you will,

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Yeah, so what's your what's your
current age? If you don't mind,

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I am thirty three and a half, I'll be thirty four and June

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thirty three and a half. And
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like twenty one, right, twenty
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yeah, I was born in ninety
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twenty twelve, twenty thirteen was right
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it. Yeah, what was what
was the ultimate thing that easy to do?

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What was the ultimate thing? Was
there one straw that broke the Campbell's

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back? He said, you know
what, deleting all this nonsense from my

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phone. I'm not doing this anymore, honestly, if you like make me

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think about it. I got into
a relationship that was just really like it

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kind of just was, yeah,
the straw that broke the camel's back,

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and I was like, I just
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people that are not honest about theirselves, you know, until it's too late.

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So you know, I just what
do you do? Well, what

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do you do now? As far
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I mean, what your how do
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COVID world where nobody's going out anymore? Honestly, I mean my situation is

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a little unique in that, you
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don't have a ton of help,
so I don't I don't honestly get to

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go out, but when I do, it's the loan. I go to

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the bar and I see karaoke and
I get drunk, and that's how I

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socialize. I'm a butterfly in the
sense that I can sort of meander and

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mingle with different crowds of folks,
so I'll make my own fun. I

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don't need to bring anybody with me, and if it happens organically, it'll

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happen if not, there's no pressure
on me or anybody else. Have you

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ever seen a photo of Danny Bayliss? And do you like musicians? I'm

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old enough to be her dad,
so what shut up? Let me do

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this. Danny, you are an
attractive gentleman. I don't know how old

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you are, but my father was
born in nineteen sixty, so if that

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tells you anything, I'm eight years
younger than your dad. Okay, that's

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okay. Huh do you have a
that could make Thanksgiving dinner awkward? When

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he and I have more in common
than you and me? You know what?

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That has always been a case.
My dad's a mechanic, He's always

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he's a guy's guy. Every guy
I've ever been with has just gotten real

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in cahoot, So that would be
totally fine. I'll tell you what.

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Talk trucks, hold on talk,
Hey, Rebecca, can you just text

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me your dad's number? I need
a new friend able to cut out the

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middle man, and I don't want
to have to deal with Rebecca. I

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just want to hang out with her. Old man. Rebecca, do you

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like Luke Bryan? Okay, well, we won't give you, Luke Brian

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tickets, thank you for your time
today. Yeah? Do you want them?

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Oh? If she doesn't go,
she could give them. I don't

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want to take them from somebody who
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Thank you, Rebecca. We appreciate
it, all right, Yeah,

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she's Great's hilarious. We're looking for
we need to buy some furniture and some

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chairs from wherever? Yeah? It
works at Who we got next? Here?

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J j What we have here?
Hi? What's your name? You're

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on the freak? Let me do
Hi, Jeremy, where are you calling

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from? I am calling from Dallas. And this is also the unofficial official

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amputee of the spree. All right, hey, welcome back, Hey Jenny

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weird dating app stories. Yes,
so I've only been an amputee since twenty

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eighteen, and after my amputation,
I decided I was going to get in

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the dating scene. But I didn't
think that I was worth anything. Obviously,

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self esteem was low versus the high
self esteem that I have now just

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poured out of me. So I
joined a dating site called Dating for Disabling

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Oh, and joined and it was
great. And it took me about a

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month to realize that I had joined
a fetish website. Oh the reason I

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found this out is I matched with
an individual. We swapped some messages,

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we started texting, and she wanted
to use my residual limb as a uh

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as a thing. So yeah,
wow, yes, so I am open

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to all in any any questions.
Yes, because this sounds like our tongues

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up off the floor. That's an
angle I had not considered. No,

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because I and I would think either, because it was about six inches around

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when I first got amputated. So
the first thing that ran through my mind

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is exactly where would you like this
to go? Yeah? Yeah, because

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I would think dudes are into weirder
stuff and not, I mean a little

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less so girls on the hunt for
that sort of thing. But I remind

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our listeners, what you what?
What's been amputated my left leg? I'm

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a below the knee left leg amputee
below the knee. Okay, And via

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text or in person, when you
realize that this person was interested in what

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you were missing for as much as
all the great things you have. Like

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Rebecca, she was a single mother, so we were working on schedules.

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This was post COVID. This is
you know, like I said, twenty

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eighteen or pre COVID. I'm sorry, and you know I was. I

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remember being in Times Square and was
like, hey, like, I'm going

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to bring you back. A little
nick knack could be great. You know

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when we first meet, to have
something saying yep, I can't wait to

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have you back because I want to
lose your leg as a blah blah blah.

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And I was like, all right, and that's where you hit the

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end button and then you go to
the circle, buddy hit the block button

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and you just sort of move on
from there. So oh wow, where

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you hit the green. But I
think I probably would have just at least

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handed to her gift to see where
this goes. Just you didn't have any

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curiosity or are you just like completely
turned off by the whole ordeal? I

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had curiosity, Danny, But the
biggest thing that my brain kept working through

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is you wanted to use my six
inch residual limb. You have to work

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up to that, Yeah, I
mean, like, how do you follow

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that opening act with the real thing? To be disappointed with the main course?

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Let's say I'm full up? Yeah, did nothing come on ship that

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tiny? D Let's just have the
leg back, please, and can you

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get back into the bass bass pro
shop? Tank should try instead of like

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dating for the disabled to shock ask
for amputees or something, it's a little

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more like, so you're getting I
want you to get something out of this

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man. Well, now I've got
a beautiful girlfriend, Stephanie. Shout teachers

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out there, so yes, shout
out Stephanie. So fantastic. Well hey

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do you like? Do you and
Stephanie? You want to go see Luke

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Bryan? No? No, all
right, we'll keep him then Luke Bryan.

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The tickets nobody could even give away? Huge, very divisive. You

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gott to meet the right person.
I think people either love him or hate

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him. It feels like, you
know, we'll have three pairs to give

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away tomorrow him legend call. That's
two legend two. That was two for

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two days. Yes, sir,
guys are crushing everybody. See that's what

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happens when you pick up your phone
and dial two one four seven eight seven

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one, or when you send a
picture of yourself to that number that Danny

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can look at. Will you stop
it? What you're obsessed? You're trying

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to hook me up with thirty three
year old Rebecca. Yeah, because you're

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the coolest dude ever. Oh you're
so sweet and you're single. Boy.

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Our listeners are all texting in I
tot rebooker all dat. Oh my god,

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yeah, oh, oh my god. I love drugs. I'll take

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Rebecca out. I heart jugs.
Are you serious? Yes, Rebecca sounds

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hot. Let me get her number. Well, we don't have her number.

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