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Matt is celebrating his fiftieth today, right, yep, fiftieth. He's in
Austin and the Soldier was at his big dinner at Black and Blue and great
time. It was a good time. Yeah, I've never been in Black
and Blue. Food is fantastic. Yeah, it is good over there.
It's good stuff. Kevin with his freshly shaped have you grown a back though
you didn't. I'll grow so it'll grow back here and it won't be a
full beard. Okay, that would I liked it. I thought it looked
good. I know you said it didn't, but I did that it was
too patchy. It had too much gray and too much it looked like a
fucking zebra. So a friend of ours, yours and mine, I don't
know that Kevin knows him. He is growing a mustache for his college reunion
because they have like a theme, so he wants to go. He wants
to go as magnum p I. But he's been dying the mustache because it's
coming in so gray. So I don't know what he's using. And he's
like, yeah, once it's over, i'm gonna shave it. But he
looks more like Walter Mathew than he does top Sell, like like, oh
my god, but yeah, you can die that ship. But mine would
get very great too if I grew up. When it's go see it,
it mashes in a little bit more. It was just like a patch of
gray here, gray here, black over here, patch of gray here.
It just didn't look I liked it. I didn't think it was a bad
Mine's totally when I mind, it's almost gray, yeah, totally. Well
you get a very professorial look. Yes, that's because you're old. And
that's what happens me too. Yeah, like that's two months. Do you
ever have a situation where something gets out of control for you? You know
what's going wrong, but you should stop. You just keep going, You
just keep going. Sounds like me with alcohol, turn into the turn,
into the steer into the pin sort of. I mean it's like, but
what And it doesn't have to be drinking. I'm talking about like anything in
life where all of a sudden you're just going and you go, this is
getting out of control. Ever have that, like an argument, an ar
It's a great example where you know you should either shut up or back out
or whatever, but you can't. That momentum is going. You got to
get that one more, one more. Yeah, it's Soldier every week on
the podcast and he's right home and the phone calls he gets because there's a
guy who got arrested and he's accused of sending a series of vulgar and obscene
messages to juvenile members of a family, and one of the messages threatening physical
harm. I'm assuming this is a neighbor dispute that don't go into a whole
lot. Fifty year old guy got arrested aggravated harassment and endangering the welfare of
a child. I don't know, like kids can be sharp tongue. Somehow
something happened and this guy you couldn't stop. He couldn't stop. You just
kept going and going and going. Never been there, Yes, yeah,
yeah, what happened? Well I stopped doing it. I actually made a
cut of doing what I was doing, and I made a cut with it.
I was like, you know, and then what were you doing?
Well, can you say? Yeah? But I don't want I don't want
Yeah, I don't want to talk. I don't want anybody think I'm talking
bad about a place. Oh about a place? Yeah? Yeah, all
right, well I was Was it a job, No, it was the
place I go. Okay, you go a place you go, yeah and
hang out. Well, I started, you know how everybody will go,
oh that place is toxic. Yeah, I said, I'm toxic in that
place because I don't think the place is toxic. And anytime I went in
there at night when I was doing a lot of drinking, I would do
something fucking stupid, say something stupid, you know, dude, ask for
dumb things, you know. So that's that's a perfect example that I have
Are you welcome back to bt B? Yeah, finally only only they're only
in the only in the after only in the afternoon, lifted. That's a
perfect example of what I'm talking about. Same thing with this guy. He
knows that he shouldn't be like texting texting texting to this teenager or a juvenile
kid, like get the fuck off my lawn whatever he did, I'm gonna
kick your ass. But you can't. You get to a point where you
can't help it. I would happen to me, like anytime when I was
married, I would argue, and there were times I should have just probably
opened my ears and maybe listen to what was being said, not necessarily,
you know, voices get raised, so we don't. I hear more tone
than I do message, and that's a out a good thing. And I
would just start coming yep, and that train gets going, and man,
it's getting down the track, and that look about is hitting up and the
next thing you know, boom, it's just running everything over and it fucking
makes it all worse. Doesn't make it better that no, it makes it
all worse all the time. But all the time I've learned that, ask
me too, I still can't stop it. But sometimes it distresses you because
you get all that shit out even though you don't want to. But there's
got to be a better way out, and you're good for another six eight
months. There's got to be a better way. That's all I'm saying.
There's got to be a better way. I don't know what it is.
Fun, No, it's not. And I grew up in a house where
it was like, you know, train diary everything. Yeah, it's the
best weight off your shoulders for like six eight months. I feel like shit
after I do it. Yeah, I feel fucking great. But give it
a week and I'm all right again. That's an hour. That's the thing.
I uh, because it's the same thing. Like, there's this other
I saw it on Facebook and we've talked about it before, the vigilanti stuff.
I'll call it vigilanti Shi. Well, this is where like the roping,
it would be what's his name? Who does the to catch a predans?
So it's like the backyard Chris Hansen's. These are the ones that are
going around punching people. Yeah, well, I don't know if they're going
around. I don't know if they're going around. There's so many around.
There's so many of them, now, okay, so many. So I
saw one that was somewhat local. Yes, a guy drove from Genneseo to
Rochester. Yes, and he got can fronted, maybe in the tire section
of Walmart or something. I don't know where he is. It does say,
I will play the audio for you, and then I have a lot
of a lot of fun. I know that you're going to come here at
this part. I was coming up here to get tired. No, no,
no, But I answered my question who used your picture? And told
them that little girl that she was going to be here? I don't know,
bro, all right, you don't know? Slaps right now? Do
you want to get the police involved? You don't know. Are you going
to answer like a man? You know? Now? Do you think I'm
fucking stupid? No? I don't think. Okay, okay, So is
some fucking CIA agent using your fucking picture? Or are you using your picture?
Yeah? Other night I was talking to somebody. Oh and what and
what happened? So you're not here? You're not here to meet a thirtel
girl? No? Sod Josh? All right? So that last one,
the guy like slips back. It did hit him and caught him, but
it hit the other guy's hands slipped off and he hit his friend. And
that's why this sorry jushed my fad because he punches his buddy who's there to
confront the guy. That was the funny moment. What do you think of
that? I don't know. Yeah, I hear you. I'm hearing about
one hundred weird about this because they're going and they're trapping I mean, I
know they're doing. It's a terrible thing going on and being a predator,
it is, but they're trapping them and then they're freaking punching them and then
they're you know, getting so to me. I'm with you. I don't
have a problem that if you want to invest your time to do this,
and maybe you have a reason why, maybe some loved one of yours or
somewhere something has happened. I don't know. I look as a guy who
was sexually molested. It wasn't from a stranger and we didn't have the internet
back then. It was a family friend and that's when happened. But I
will say, like this stuff is is scary, but you do the you
give the police or you give the person. He becomes a victim. He
becomes a victim. You've assaulted him on camera, one with an open face
slap, one with a close fist punch. I'm not I get it.
I get it again. Back to the momentum gets going. I'm caught up
in the moment. I'm gonna fuck this guy up. Yeah, I don't
want him fucking around with thirteen year old girls, or I get new.
That is new. I haven't seen that before. Where hitting people, you've
never seen. I'm okay with the verbally assaulted. Yeah, but when you
start striking, then you're opening yourself. I think. I think you're opening
up and defeating your very purpose of what you're doing. I tried to find
out who these guys were because I thought, let them say their peace.
Maybe you know, maybe maybe there's something going on. I'm sure they are.
I just I it's it was posted through another website, and I think
there's something called DAP. It might be Dads Against Predators. I couldn't find
anything but one phone number I tried calling and just said it's not accepting calls.
It was very odd thing. This phone number is not accepting calls right
now. So I never heard that message. So I thought, okay,
well we'll give this, you know, give these guys a break. But
again it goes back. I almost would love to say to them, like,
I think, what you're doing, I get it, but it don't
tell me. It's not a lot of hours to pope to try to find
the person, unless it was one of their kids or nephews or a nieces
or whatever that. But usually it's a lot of hours to try to bait
someone in. Then you've got to go and set it up. You got
to find the time, get them to agree you're waiting on all. That's
a lot of time, and what's the legality? And I'm baiting somebody too
versus either cops. There are some it's funny you say that coming there are
some rules. There are some rules that the cops will come to them and
say to them, well, they can put charges against you for you know,
for baiting them, or we can't use this because of this. This
this broken these laws or rules. So I wonder what happens because somebody like
I would, I would show this the video, but I don't want to
show the video. And here's why I don't want to show the video.
I don't want somebody to go. I recognize those guys and then they get
arrested or charged. I mean, they assaulted somebody, but they someone put
it. I would assume they put it out on social media, and I
get it, showing everybody, Hey, we're doing some something here. Do
they blow out the other guy's face. No, they don't blow out his
face. And they don't blow out the one guy you don't see, but
the other guy because he's it's like the chef. Oh I don't. Oh
there's another one. No, I haven't seen that one. This guy had
a lot of tattoos and they punched him too. Yeah, this was Yeah.
I just said that Matt drove. That's what they write now, Matt
drove from UH to Rochester from Genesee to pick up a thirteen year old girl
in hopes of being her boyfriend. Creepy. It's fucked up. It is.
It is creepy. I got it. You got to stop it.
So my thing is I always I have this very strange thought process that when
we push hard against something, we just get more of it. Does that
make sense? Yeah, And I'll use I'll use this as an example.
Maybe it'll drive people a little nuts. But like President Trump so many people.
I don't want that guy. I don't want that guy. He's the
worst guy. He became president of the United States. So I was like,
you pushed against it so hard. Now we're pushing, We're pushing,
We're pushing. He's guilty at thirty four counts. Guess what's happening. Nothing,
He's just rising up. And I'm just saying, like, when you
push so hard against something, I wish these guys would then design an online
course for parents to know if their kid is being approached by someone. Build
a way for you to have an open communication with your kid. Not asking
to do but that way. That's I think, a better way to stop
it than punching a guy in Walmart, which potentially could get you in jail.
And they're not even around hit it in the head, kind of like
they're doing this for themselves too. They're doing it to be on camera.
Hey look at me. You know I'm doing this. But you're right.
If they want to really help, they should design something for parents, or
do something or or or have a like wouldn't this is my fucked up head.
But if I, let's say I was part of this group, I
wouldn't want to hit the guy, go wh what is it? Why are
you here to meet a thirteen year old girl? That's what's the fucked up
thing in your world. That's what the other ones do, though this is
taken from your had hands. And then all of a sudden, people two
got you started doing it. And that's what it is like. Keep said,
you know they you know, these verbally insult you and they ask you,
you know, what the fuck are you doing? But I swear to
god, you get caught up in that momentum. Right here's the guy.
You're adrenaline's pumping because you know you're on your own, your own sting.
Nobody really knows what's going on this. And then you may be thinking in
your head, maybe visualizing him really thinking he was gonna meet a thirteen year
old girl, a thirteen year old girl, and then you just go wap,
and it's like, hey, now now now you've gave him a whole
new set of people. Yeah, now you've created a whole new set of
problems. But it's going everywhere. That's the thing. It's like someone has
to know who these guys are. Yeah, and if you know, well,
no, you wouldn't want to interview these guys. I would want to
interview them, but I also don't want to promote him. No, not
even that that's not it. You want to know what it is. I
don't want. I don't want to see you get in trouble because they talk
to me. Do you understand what I'm saying. Like all of a sudden,
the police call me and go, hey, we've been looking for these
guys. We heard that you talk to him on your podcast. I've had
that happen in the past on radio and stuff. So I'm like, I
don't want to be involved in that, and I don't want to. I
don't like to tell you how to live your life. I just don't think
it's a smart thing because I think, like everybody said, right here,
there are laws. But whoo, it's just interesting, very interesting. And
what's so weird is you never know, like you saw this guy. I
don't know that I would have thought. I mean, I guess you could
we all get it in our head. You look at the guy and go,
ah, definitely, yeah, I could see him going after thirteen year
olds. But I think if I saw the dude that they slapped walking around,
I don't know that it would even register to me that he may be
a pedophile, right, not at all, just an interesting use of time.
See, this is the This is like the good and the bad of
modern day technology because you get to see everything. Everybody can be on TV.
Everybody can create a show, you can go get whatever. That's the
that's the thing. Everybody's the star. It can be. Yeah, yeah,
sure it can be. You know, we could have done the whole
thing. Kevin could have shaved his beard on camera and I guarantee you what
have gotten a lot of hits. It's not my only fans. I did
see something and I thought of you. It was something like BuzzFeed or something
where some woman is receiving five hundred dollars a month from her ex because he
doesn't want his fiance a different woman to know that he has an only fans
description and she threatens to tell so he's paying her off. Is is it
of her? I'm not sure. That's what I was trying to That's what
I thought. Is he like his to view or is it his that he's
No, I think his to view his to view, So as you know,
like, is it cheating? Oh, I'm not technically by the standard
of cheating. No, but you are looking at another woman and spending money
to do it behind your fiancee's back. You don't want her to know,
so she would be pissed about it, but she'd be pissed about her right
SOLDI wo That's the thing is like I always wonder with some of these things
like BuzzFeed, Reddit, somebody's probably making it up. But even if it
was one hundred dollars a month, Let's say it was one hundred bucks a
month, She's like, listen, I know you do this, and I'm
going to tell Ashley, And he's like, I don't want you to tell
her. I'll pay you one hundred dollars a month to keep your mouth shut.
Also depends on the woman too. If the new woman is cool,
she might think the old woman's just being a bitch trying to get him in
trouble. That's how I'd play it. Yeah, she's just trying to grasp
anything she can to get me back. I'm gone, But you do you
do think so? I'm just wondering if I would get in trouble if I
had, if I signed up for rolling fans, Why would you get in
trouble y with with your girlfriend. Yeah, she probably wouldn't be thrilled,
but I do know she would care. Now, yeah, what does that
say about your realition? Do you want her to be upset? No?
No, no, But if you looked at porn, she's not gonna care
about that. Oh I don't think so. But I would you share it
with her? Share well with her? The only fans of go? Could
you share it with her? Show her what I'm looking at, or let
her or let her look at or log in with your stuff and look at
her own stuff? Made mess up your alche rythm. I don't even know
if they have it all of a sudden, A lot of swinging dig pics
here. I don't know that it's It's an interesting question, right because it
is at that point. But like if would you would you tell your girlfriend
if women hit on you at a bar, or if like a woman like
I we we were at iron Smoke, somebody took my phone, took a
picture, didn't like the picture they took, took the picture again, and
then put that with their phone number in the phone. Ooh, right now,
if if that happened and you told your girlfriend I was out and this
person just this is what happened. Would should be jealous, and there's a
part of me that goes the only reason you would tell that story is to
try to make her a little bit jealous. You want her to be.
I'd probably tell Cary. She probably tell me I'm full of shit and making
ship up again. Prove it, prove it. It's like it's like I
would a girl would buy and herm like, yeah, yeah, I messed
around with her before, and I would do that, and she finally she
told me, stop telling people that you've messed around with what you wanted to
know, you know. Yeah, that's uncomfort I guess it was just random
people. Yeah, never said I watched them before I messed around with him.
That might have been said. That might have been said once. That's
how you fun with him. Be like, yeah, I messed around with
him too. All right, We'll take a moment. Uh. Things that
people thought were going to be really great until they got them, you know,
Like Kevin and I were talking about this, and Kevin brought up a
great one, which was a boat. What the saying is the best days
you have a boat of the first day and the last day. Boat spells
bust out a hundred thousands. Yeah, I mean right, so, but
this is but actually, surprisingly boat isn't on the list. But there are
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lot of rock stuff and was part of I think a band in Australia in
the eighties that was more of like the hairband style. He was an American
idol type of show in the eighties. He did an air Suffice on and
they tore him and they tore him a prom they did. Yeah, he's
head on on YouTube somewhere. Yes, I gotta find it for the next
week. It's phenomenal, alright. But here's my question, and I'm going
to ask this, and I don't know if this is even fair. If
you can't make it in music, kind of do you jump the country because
it's easier to make it in country, Well, he was doing it.
It wasn't easier to make it in country in the nicest Okay, now it
is okay, so yeah, I mean he jumped. It's taking a chance.
I mean country wasn't the way it is right now. Okay, Well,
this song is almost twenty years old. Yes, it's from two thousand
and two. Yeah, I would say that country isn't what it was is
today. I've certainly been on that progressive progression. I mean they're putting any
they're putting any time Dick and Harry, and well, I say anytime Dick
and Harry. But the music isn't bad, like I go. Is the
argument that it's easier or is Beyonce an artist who's just being an artist doing
whatever art she wants to do. She was artist being an artist and her
husband wouldn't have to go and uh, you know, and pay and pay
all that money to record reps, you know, gonna play. I don't
know if this is that true. Well, I thought the song was good.
Oh that song sucked? Does it? I didn't. And okay,
how about post Malone. Post Malone's got like the number one country song,
and by the way, so did Beyonce for a while. I mean at
least top five, top three each week in country. I mean is that
I guess there's nothing but like I look at post Malone and I go,
the guy's done pop? Or how about Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift went country
to pop. She took a big risk, almost a banning her fan base,
but I go was just standing and banding her fan base is that day
day the country was shitting on her. Okay, it's saying she's not country.
So she said, okay, go fuck yourselves, I'm gonna be I'm
gonna I'm gonna do a pop album. So then it worked and then she
never went back to the country. But is it one of these things where
an artist of any kind could be an artist? I don't know if that
if I'm making any sense, I mean, they can do anything right,
you can do anything, and they can see things differently. And if you're
you want to put out a song and we call a country, fine,
If you want to put out a song and we call pop fine, rock
fine, whatever it is. But this is just me being me and doing
what I do. I mean. Lionel Richie had a country album out a
few years back. He did you know he did a song with every country?
He did it, his songs with every country, every country, with
every told us Dayler and Herd Junior had a country I can't find it anywhere
or at least do you think it's in his head? You think it may
be. I think so. I don't think Dale and Heard Junior ever had
an album out. Dellarheart Senior was excuse me, Senior, Yes, dal
Heart Senior. So. But yeah, I mean there's a lot of crossover.
Crossover has been going on since the seventies, Sure it has. Dolly
Parton was Dolly Parton was considered. Some of her songs were pop, yeah,
some of them, you know, some are country. That's what these
new that's what these old style country people don't understand. Kenny Rogers, he
did you know? Line Richie wrote Lady for him. That was a pop
song. It wasn't a country song, right, so you know, I
mean it's like, yeah, I guess your point trying to classify them as
an artist is an artist, we classify where I guess it falls. See,
there's no genres anymore. Genres ended ended, yes, ended. When
I play my I play my music. Yes, I say play something.
Let me tell you something to your point, I love satellite radio. I
love it because some of the stations are very for lack of a better tournament
collectic in a way. Chris Stapleton now has a serious XM station. I
put that on there and I heard the wine whiniest Old Country followed by Zeppelin,
Heartbreaker, Live in Love and right right, I mean I heard that
on there, So to me it's like, oh, you found it.
I think. So there's a Lincoln in there too that you could play it.
Possibly Dale Earnhardt Junior had a heater. Now now now now you just
derailed everything. Why are you sorry? Who's sorry? Great? This is
awesome? When everything drive you need sound like that. That's when tonight at
that's when it's the race and it's still a better lead singer than dance Thera.
That's what I taste. Maybe the ras D I guess you're making your
point right now. Anybody can do contree, maybe John, stay on,
stay on the game. But see now, I don't hate this song.
Like I could put this on and drive. I could go on a road
trip and fucking turn this up and drop the pedal. This sounds like something
that a I wrote for me. Last night we found out like there's another
artificial intelligence. You gotta pay ten dollars a month. It's SONA SONA s
O n U s O you dot com And if you have chat GPT,
you write you a song, right, you get a write lyrics for a
song about whatever, and then you put it into that s O n you.
They'll spit it out with music and somebody singing it. I wrote like
nine so I wrote about you. I wrote one about Race and Randy.
I wrote one about Dan Greg Conners. I wrote them all. I write
the songs that make people cry. You go, come on, man,
it sounds like I mean, it doesn't sound bad, does it. That's
my point I said to you, I could turn up Judge. That sounds
sounds like. But if you ask Elvil, you can probably mask just about
anything audio wise. I know, but could you back then as well,
oh, I'm sure you could. Yeah, there's gotta be ways. I
mean, we should have helped me on and ask him and ask him he
doesn't, he doesn't sound bad, would never do country, No, But
I mean, is it because that they would write a song that would be
deemed that because it was just you know what I'm saying, Like, I
don't know if you want to get write songs, you're just writing the words
and then somebody else puts the music to exactly look I mean back to your
Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton wrote the song that Whitney Houston made an anthem yes
right, I will always love you, Yes yeah, and did a phenomenal
job with it, way better than but if you go back, it's fun
to hear Dolly's version of it because it's almost stripped down a little more.
It's more authentic. It's more it's finding how you can put two songs.
You can you can write the same song, give the the tw different artists
and they're perceived totally different. Right, that's the art of it, because
her the art, Dolly's is like a haunting sense it is yea, and
Whitney Houston's was like you know, I you know, I love Kevin Costner.
Yeah, you know, it's uh, there's they did this. I
think this was on BuzzFeed. Things that people thought they wanted until they got
them. Kevin used the example of a boat. Great idea, great,
great example when she'd asked mad about that next week, what a boat?
Yeah, you have a boat from boat? Yeah. Then he got to
deal with it. He got a boat. Yeah, And then he got
hit a boat, and then he got rid of it, and then he
got a boat a couple of summers ago and got another one. And how's
it going. I actually don't know. Having a boat's like having a truck.
When do you have a boat or a truck. Everybody's your fucking friend.
Oh yeah, well I so at some point in my life and the
way back, there were somebody had there was a boat. There was a
boat involved, and the builds pump would go, there was water, the
thing there was this, you know, it was a used boat. It
was probably like a twenty six foot se ray or et. I don't even
remember what this size was. But it was fun. It was fun.
It was fun to go all around the lake, the bay, all these
places, right, waterski, tube ball, you know, I have a
great time. But my brother has a boat starter for he uses that hardly
uses it. He lives, right, he lives in the water, you
know, so it's like, I know, you think you'd be out in
it every day. Well no, because he can't because where they live,
they can't dock it there, so he docks it it, uh in a
marina. Yeah. So you know by the time they you know, start
doing stuff and they're playing and going in the bowl, they're just thinking just
hanging home, you know. Yeah, yeah, it's easier to do that.
Somebody said when people say they want to live off grid, they actually
need to get out of the big city and live at the edge of a
small town where it's infinitely more peaceful while you still have all your basic needs
and amenities met. You're living off the grid would suck. It's called North
Greece. It would, yeah, right, but it would totally suck to
live off the grid, like you're all on solar pot. I don't know
what it would be. Uh. Somebody says this one and made me think
of you, soldier. Uh. Many people who have certain kink slash fetishes
they've always wanted to try and totally did not enjoy once they became a reality.
Not saying that you've done that, that's not my point. I just
think of kinky things, think of you. But I would say I totally
can see that that's not fire, that that's happened, that's happened before.
What where you've done things? Yeah, and done things and then you're just
like, oh, that wasn't that great? Yeah? Well, like I'm
trying finally smashing that really hot cheerleader from high school when you're like thirty,
Yeah, and find out that she's just horrible. Either that or you just
feel guilty because there was nothing there anyway, and you know, yeah,
yeah, I uh, I knew somebody. Oh I'm trying to get somebody
who has an open marriage. Like they're all over TikTok talking about and giving
tips on how to handle an open marriage, how to tell your family times
where you don't have an open marriage and when you do have an open marriage
and all this shit. And I'm like that for some people may sound great
until somebody's leaving the house to go on a date, you know what I
mean, Or you're dealing with two women that have Yes, Now, I
got to watch how I say this but I'm gonna I know, Yes,
a couple that have another that have another that it's it's a guy in a
late girl and another girl and al another girl and that's the relationship her and
what's called a thrupple. Yes, so they were home for they were home
for the holidays, and you know how to explain it to your family.
So they all show up together, Yes, Merry Christmas? Yes, whose
it was? So? Whose box do I open first? I'm gonna say
it was. It was fucking uncomfortable. You were around to see this in
person? You had ringside seats for this. You're kidding me? Wow,
Yeah, I would think it would be uncomfortable. But they seem to be
fine. They were fine. Yeah, nobody else was. But did they
tell everybody? Well, if you didn't know, you knew, Yeah,
okay, were they like, yeah, they were sitting Yeah, it was.
It was really weird. It was weird for me to think something's weird,
it's got to be fucked up. Well, I'm not sure about that
because I think, yes, well, it's against the norms. My point
is, I don't know how you do that. How does one woman not
get more jealous of the other woman? Or he get jealous of them if
they're off, you know what I mean? Maybe maybe I don't either.
All right, here's another one. Every time I dated an AX, I
quickly remembered why we had dated and then remembered why we had broken up,
So that if you go back to an axe, yeah, like I go
back to an ACT. I did that once you did, yes, and
oh she was it because I hated her more of that and the second time
they did the first time, I fucking love you. Now. I've never
gone back and dated an ax. That was probably one that maybe one of
the weird That's something I never did, and you would think I get why
people do. Or I've known people who have been together for like three years
and it just like it got to a point and they couldn't see past something.
They broke up, and two years later they got back together, got
married and have been happy for the last thirty years or together for the last
three years. Let's say fifteen of those were happy. I guess that's right.
But my point being like, it can't work out. But a lot
of times if you go back and date, so how long in between first
and second attempt? Oh man, it was right after my surgery. So
like the first time you dated her, first Sam we dated was probably the
whole new mark for her. The second time though, yeah, who knew
her too? She did the surgery too, So that's wow kind of how
the whole thing happened. Ye've been it must have been about in between eight
years eight years. Maybe it might have been shorter. I had a year
in between one you did? Yeah? And how is her name? Carrie?
No? Oh? Sorry? Sorry? How did that's your future?
That's sorry? How did? Okay? But how does it like rekindle respark?
Because a lot of times, I mean, when it ends, it's
usually one person wants to end it the other person. And dozen it was
back in the days of college, it was just chatting online. Oh and
then one was away at school and one was here and yeah, and so
the way it went, Yeah, I think that big dogs over there.
Another one. Fame. This is a great one because everybody thinks being famous
looks so great. I will tell you, I've had people who are extremely
famous tell me that fame is addicting. Like it's addicting because your complete adoration
all the time. Most of the times. Taylor Swift persons example, she'll
never live in a regular life, right, she can't leave her house,
but I I would take I would take just being rich. Wouldn't that be
great? You can do what you want, move around in anonymity, and
and like like Grey Connor's Yeah, who was the one that had the had
the mall underneath her house? Barbar Streis is allegedly, I think that's true,
like had people that were high. I don't know what. I don't
know how that worked. I couldn't But what if she's a commander stage and
I don't know. The whole thing is that that's the most fucked up thing
to be Kevin. I was just not even kidding. I had a conversation
about a week ago with someone that I said, Barbara Strayson has a mall,
and I go, I never understood. Does she go down there every
day? Are there people who's paying the people to be in? Now?
See, it was so weird. That's so weird, like so strange a
really big house. Having been a homeowner, I get back of the house
some more. You gotta clean, more maintenance and expense, I speak,
the track of all your stuff, higher utility bills, more taxes, probably
in hoa just cleaning it is an is an impossible task without hiring professionals.
When I first got married and my kids were really little, we were looking
for a place. Actually, uh my wife at the time was pregnant,
like really pregnant. We were looking for a house, looking for a house
we found. We kept like just missing out on these houses, like get
of a sudden, somebody would come in. So we found a house up
on the lake and the foundation was all kind of needed some work, and
but the kitchen had been redone and it was like a chef's kitchen in there.
It was gorgeous. It was amazing. Everything else. Dude, you
went upstairs and it was literally the hallway was like a hill. Yeah,
because hills, so the whole thing. So we went in on that house
and waved the inspection waved. Dad punched you in the face immediately. Uh
no, because I don't know, Well, anyway, let's go refrain from
any side comments, just letting you know. We did that, and then
somebody else because there was a buyer who had made an offer, they had
made a counteroffer. That means that we could come in and meet the counteroffer
and it could be ours, was kind of the thinking. So we drew
up the paperwork, did all this stuff, and somehow, all of a
sudden we lost out of that house because the guy he decided he would pay
that counter offer and he had the writer first refusal. So what did it
fall over? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what
happened in the house. And I certainly didn't have the money to do the
things that were going to need to be done in there. So we wound
up living in a townhouse out in Victor. Bought the beautiful town It was
a nice condo townhouse. They had seventeen hundred square feet, three bedrooms,
full basement that would have been finished, put a huge deck on the back.
But it was like you were sharing walls. You were still you know
what I mean. It wasn't a house. Wasn't a house. That's the
one who got locked out of. Yes, nice and the neighbor living next
to me, they had older kids and stuff, and she would always go,
you don't want a house, you don't want a house. You'll spend
more of your time mowing the lawn doing this, blah blah, And I
was thought, what the fuck do you know? Yeah, I'm like thirty
two years old. I'm like, you have no idea. I need a
place for my kids. I want to be out other kids. I got
a house, Yeah it sucked. I want a condo in a townhouse.
I've just gotten the point where my kids now will start doing stuff like cutting
the lawn and stuff. Yeah, it's amazing. Here's another one that they
listed. And this is a great one kids. And I know that sounds
like really bad. Oh and and it sounds very self young and hard kids.
If you want kids, then when you get older, you want fucking
peace and quiet. I think most people are not prepared. This person writes,
even if they love their kids, the majority of parents suffering sort of
the kids. I guess. Being in education, I see firsthand lots of
parents who should not have kids. My advice to people is not to have
kids unless you're one hundred percent into it. Anything less than that is unfair
to everyone involved, especially the kids. I would kill any of you for
my kids. I love them so much. But it's a hard fucking job
being a parent. I mean, I can tell you I always worry that,
you know, but how many weeknds do you have to go fucking apple
picking? Every goddamn year. Come on, I don't want to do that
shit. No, I underte I understand, but I think what this is
is more like just the end of the day, having your patients tested,
little kids trying to be cool. I'm always impressed with how my brother and
sister do it. I feel like I didn't do it as well. I'm
not around every day in my youngest son's life. That's become a really big
issue for me. Uh So, Yeah, I would say, be one
hundred percent sure that you're you're in because it's it's it's people's lives, not
to get you in trouble with the youngest one. But is there with the
two older boys? Because for me, we've got the two older boys,
we got the youngest one. There's a lot of shit we've done with the
older boys that I'm like, I don't want to do that anymore. Uh.
There's things that Brady's missed out. I want to do that. Uh
With Jamison, Yeah, I'm sure there is sure they were. He wouldn't
get the Disney stuff as much because we were all together. We had a
town uh time share down there, and my brother worked at Disney, so
he got in at a relatively better rate he was economic fork. Yeah,
I could see that, but kids would be one. Yeah, fetishes is
one, I get it. Sometimes one leaves to the other fetishes, the
fetishes, the fetish at Disneyland. Bet there have been. I bet you
somewhere if we found it, somewhere in the dark West Cinderella, not just
that. Oh yeah, But I'm saying people are looking up at the Magic
Kingdom, people banging in different areas of the park. You know what I
mean? Can you have sex at different areas of the park? Splash Mountain?
Could you see of those dark rides you absolutely could. Yeh, That's
what I'm saying. It's the one that's inside the ball at Ipcot, but
dark at night there. I wonder if people would go. I gotta think
that somewhere, there's a challenge. There's gotta be video, there's gotta be
something, you know, the risk of getting caught. It adds another layer
of excitement. Let's go, let's let's look up. Let's look up on
one of the porn sites and put in uh fucking hitt Disney World and see
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so much better than Whitney used their version, you think, I think so
I understand why you say, yeah, it's more feeling. Yeah, yes,
you can almost see this humble woman going, oh, thank you each
dam because she's talking about she's talking about getting getting a break up Whitney Houston,
isn't you know? Even it's the same words. You hear the words
differently. But I probably think because of the movie in the video. Because
of the movie in the video, I got to hear some of these words,
which the second I apologize, it is sweet memo, that's all empty
looking with me. So it sounds like she's leaving, doesn't it. Yeah,
yeah, please don't. Yeah, we both know that I know what
you need. It's sad, you can you can always get into that sad.
It's a sad song, but it's it's this where I have you ever
said I had anybody clicking you and go, I'm not what you need.
I've done that before. You've said that to somebody. I'm not what you
need. I've said that before. You have that is that cheesy soap opera.
That is a cheesy something. But maybe you're right. What do you
mean by that? Was it away from did you mean it? Did you
mean like they were looking for somebody who maybe had a little more stability.
I don't mean that that, you don't. I'm just saying, like somebody
who's like you, you were, I don't know, trying to run a
bar, that kind of thing, you know what I mean. I don't
know. I didn't have time for you know, yeah, you know our
relation, our dates were at the bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know. And you just said, like you deserve better than this,
yes, And did it work? Yes? Yeah. I told Marianne she
deserves I tell Marianne all the time she does she does deserve better than me.
That's obvious. That's very true. That's a weird thing, right,
Like to say to somebody you deserve better than me. What if what if
someone said to you, I deserve better than you. I deserve better than
the way you're treating me. I've been told that. It's so awesome.
I love it when you confession time with work. That's true. But like,
have you not I mean, you know, or have you ever said
any anybody ever said to you I'm worthy of more? You guess the same
person. Have you not heard? That's awesome? That is so funny.
We were okay, I did find I think I found Barbara Streisand oh I
closed it again. Barbara Streisand taking CBS Morning News. But this is in
twenty twenty three on her mall, like but it looks like a mall,
but not really a mall. Not only did miss Streisand sit down with me,
we also stood up and walked Jim. After our interview, Barbara Streisand
was generous enough to show me the rest of her Malibu home, including her
legendary basement. Few people have had the chance to see the replica shopping mall
She's built relica play her vast antique collection. So it's not really a mall.
That's always wouldn't that be wildly all? Oh it's a little tiny wall
if you want. It's like, you know, so there's a hot topic
down here. What is this? What is the doll shop? These dollshop?
Did you think about calling a dolly? This is like really really ornate.
This is a lot of dolls and like etched on the glass and everything.
It's like a real mall. It looks like a real it's fucked up.
Rich people probably know Richie definitely, yeah, rich What is the what?
What what's about dad Bill's Hall of Fame on the back of his house.
What would be the rich guy thing you'd want in your house. It's
a rich guy thing. I love to have an elevator. No, I
I hate elevators. I'll do the stairs. But any rich guy thing,
maybe like the stairs that you sit out of the I can get those in
my house now. I don't know one like a total uh, I don't
know what, like a man cave, but we over the top away,
over the top man cave with a pool inside to the indoor pool with the
hot top in the man cave. Really, Oh yeah, they got to
exist. There's somebody I knew, somebody who had an indoor pool here in
their house. And then there's another place. I think they have an indoor
hockey rink in the basement. Do you know there's an indoor pool. Was
some couple. I think the husband passed away, but years ago he was
a doctor. Because no, no, I thought, there's a pool in
my neighborhood. There's a pool in your neighborhood in the house, nice above
above ground west side pool in your house? Added he added it out of
the it was my buddy's old house. And he added like, this almost
looks like a poole barn, but it's not a pole barn. But it's
got the pool. I can see grease having someone having Greece having above ground
pool in their house. I could too. I I totally, because it's
like a west side thing and it'd be like, hey, it's an extra
large hot tub. Get the inflatable kiddi pool and put people that have them
in. I used to do that in their room. Yes, who has
an indoor kiddie pool in their room? And it doesn't matter? Why do
you know that they do? Was it filled with jell? They told me?
Was it filled with yellow and oil? You can't confused. You can't
bring these things up and then backpedal because you're you're afraid somebody's gonna be upset
with you. This is this one some someone. Let's put this way,
a younger person. When a younger person told me the hand a pool,
it is her? Really? Yes? And why does she have it there?
I don't know, for extra fun. I gots things get wet and
wild, she squirt her. What's the story? You just know you didn't
have any answers? Didn't we have? I think we stood it for the
kids in the winter in our old house. We put the pool in the
basement on the concrete. Drop it the holes right of the sum pumping.
That's a cute idea for little kids. But I thought somewhere in Louisa's old
show, I thought somebody came in and squirt it for distance. I might
have dreamt it, but I thought they did it like king pung balls.
No, I thought it was squirting. I don't know what it was.
No, I don't ever remember that. No, this is this would have
been after you took bills. Somewhere between ninety nine and eight. Somewhere in
there, I thought that happened. I may be completely wrong, somewhere in
that decade, in that decade ninety nine to oh wait, I swear to
god, I just don't think so, because I don't I that would make
him so uncomfortable. Yes, that's half the beauty of it. Yes,
that's always half the beauty of it. To make somebody uncomfortable with this.
I did get somebody to suck Gussie's toes once. I remember that, And
I did do that. That was that was ly bad. That was really
bad. That was it. So what happens now in your life, like
when you look back, you could write a book on all the weird stuff.
Why don't you do that under a pseudonym because I don't think anybody gives
a fun but it'd be like interesting, like the stories and the and no,
like nobody at work gives a funk who I am or what what my
past? But they don't know someone's head at least mention you mention it though
you know what I mean? No, maybe not maybe i'man I am working,
I am one of the you know I am. I mean I am
an older fellows. You're an older yeah, older guy. They don't know
you've had this kinky life, this secret. Not really but what sort of
secret? Right? You did some fun stuff. I think a book would
be great maybe all right one I know you won't. What's called scopotonia.
See what he's doing. Just put your thoughts on the chat GBT. Just
put the thoughts in there and say write me a paper, yeah, and
just put them all together. So that's what you can't do that now,
Like he wrote a song, what was the song you wrote? Didn't you
send me like five pages? On mark Ellman that was three screens? Because
it would't let me send it because it looked like it was gonna say it
was gonna violate the terms and conditions of there's a song written about you by
Chat GPT. I write, I was writing me a song about Mark,
like in Donkeys Midges and watching people have sex. And it did within three
minutes. It's like ninety seconds, three seconds, three seconds. I'll show
it's a it's it's a quality it's a quality piece. Mark Chat GPT hits.
You could have a quality piece with that kind of thing. So you're
gonna have some freaking schmo Joe Riccato. Yeah, that he's probably been.
He's been doing that for years though. I mean there's they still left from
Percado. As far as I'm concerned, well quite quite possibly. I don't
know when you like when he's gonna hate you, Yeah, he's gonna hate
me. And I want to get he and his dad in here to do
like a one on one. Can I just talk well just talking about his
dad's career and how they've worked together. We just have his dad come in
here. Wow, but just but it would also be like how great it
would be and not to be a jerk, but you don't have kids,
so to have to share that moment, Like I get Lebron James saying I
want to play with my son. Problem is his son isn't many many scouts
say not good enough for the NBA. No, But either way, I'm
just saying, like I get that, I get it. I think Kevin
probably loves that his two older kids love the same sport he did, hockey.
You know, so Joe Ricato to follow his dad into music and his
dad had great success, and Joe is Joe. I would uh, I
would say that it still is kind of a cool story. Who's the bigger
disappointment to their father? Joe Riccatto or Doug Phelps that I fucking hate you
because this all comes back. See here's what happens. I'm explain something to
you, folks. Explain something. Is the person that will get the call
will not be Kevin. It'll be me going, why are they shooting on
me? Why they say this? It's the same thing I will never forget
when somebody on a radio show said something awful about the cistic assistant district attorney
at the time, Sandra Dorley, and I got a call from the district
attorney screaming at me. As I'm standing outside my house and he's just yelling
at me. And it wasn't something I said or did. No, but
I'm the guy holding the bag of ship, Doug. Shit's on me once
a week, Joe. Let's let's answer that question. Let's answer that question.
Answer the question. I don't know, because you're right, No,
no, no, I would say I would say that I think Bricado is
less of a disappointment. But I don't think either one of their fathers find
them despised. But his less because he followed in his dad's footsteps of being
a musician and he's been able to be on stage. His dad has performed
with him. That's a great bonding thing. Well, Doug followed his dad's
footsteps making and printing film. Doug made a film. Oh, Doug made
a film, Doug, Doug did make a film. But Doug made a
film. But yeah, but and so I can't say, but I would
think, like, if you're gonna go, if I'm looking at it from
do we go? We make it? The three way match? Now,
who's the third one? Bill Moran uh Am I based on his brother and
sister. That's a great question. That's a great question. Am I the
figure disappointment in all of them? Because my father read radio podcast whatever I'm
doing, he was never a huge fan of it, like, didn't listen
to those things. Would always say when I hear someone talk of the radio,
I hit the button. That's what my father would say. So there's
that. And then my sister as a PhD and my brother as his master's
runs the thing. I don't know. I feel like I'm less so now,
but I think at some point I had I was holding the title.
I was probably holding that title in my family. I'm really thinking, so
I go. But you know what if if you're a bartender and an uber
driver? Boy, come on, do you want me to come in the
marrow? No? Do you want me to get No? It's terrible.
I should you know he has to know him busted his book, I know.
And with Joe Riccado, I know he he has thin skin. Yeah,
this is great promotion for me. Of course, mentioned you can go
look up Joe. Joe's got a bunch of times. I'm joking, Joe,
we don't have Maybe you can have me on your radio show. I'll
come up and all that's over. I can't say I think I just started
again. Oh, I did another run that got renewed for season two.
Well that that is fine, But that's that's a great question. Do you
think out of your siblings? Who what it's one? Right? Bottom line?
I was watching is watching? Doug's watching right now? Joy eighty eight
sixty six Dog Dog, I'm defender. Hang on, I should have to
see it. I have to open that up. I didn't have an open
up. Uh. In your family, Hillman or excuse me, soldier,
who's the biggest who's the biggest disappointment? Yeah? But maybe not not now?
Well, both my parents are dead, so it doesn't matter. Yeah,
but they still around they see stuff. No, No, I don't
know. Yeah, I guess. I guess I wouldn't be now. Yeah,
but my father like like your damn. My father hated the fact when
I was working in radio, Doug Wrights, I'm listening. I'm sort of
by defaulting only child, and I still win the title. Yeah. I
know that's an interesting thing because we always go who's mom and Dad's favorite,
But who's mom and Dad's biggest disappointment? And now that I think about it,
I know it's me. My mother even once referred to me as her
promiscuous one, which I know was not said in love. We said because
a girlfriend wrote me sort of as a joke, a really filthy harlequin novel
like thing, big long yellow, the yellow legal pads. You the bitch
is writing you on the yellow legal pads. You are three or four.
She's writing about my throbbing blank and all this stuff and censoring herself and throbbing
cock. And my mother, my mother reads it. My mother reads it,
and my father at one point goes another friend of the letter that I
turn around that she don't take care of pop with that. George. No,
I think my mother. I think my mom was mortified, like lost
any respect. If there ever had been for this girl, there certainly wasn't
now. So it's the biggest disappointment. I guarantee would be me's me.
Well guarantee you would be me. That would be absolutely what is Kevin laughing?
Just laughing at Mark because that was clearly for him. I didn't expect.
I knew he'd fall off the chair. I didn't expect that. Happy
birthday, Mark. Yeah, I loved, I loved I loved trying to
open up and see that. So if Dougie wants to call five one of
my oldest friends two of six eighty eight sixty six, five y five two
six eighty eight sixty six. He could call Let's see, hang up.
We got a couple of voicemails. Maybe it is Daniel Can confirmed. That's
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And you know what I you know what I love to do is watch
listen to your interviews. It was Kevin Gillen first. I don't know.
It sounded like Kevin Ken. You're disappointment. Doug's gonna be so upset that
we seemed to pick comedians. Need you have to have fixed they have to?
Yes, that's true, right, that's true. Yeah, I gotta
work that into a bit now. The biggest disappointment in the family, that
real, real disappointments in the family. Yeah, bud Light's real disappointments of
the family, real meta genius, bud Light's real disappointments of the family.
About it. If you can't think of who's a disappointment in the family,
it's got to be you. Well, look, if I were a strip
of DJ I know I would have had a disappointment. We have just ship
all over for Dug. But by the way, uh got to talk to
the guy again this week. But the Rose City driving out in Newark,
we can get it, and we can probably if we can get the right
format, do a screening of Doug's movie at the drive that'd be awesome.
How great would that be? That would be great? Yes, great,
And I'm telling you there's a story there. Can we spell out disappointment giant
poster borders? What's the number Doug wants to eighty eight sixty six. I'll
text. I'll go to text to him too. All right, let's see
turn it into Phil Sherman show. Here. We'll see if Dougie calls,
will answer the call? Oh man, we Oh that'll be cool. Go
see the movie. Yeah, if you can see it on a big screen
at the driving Yeah, it has to be a I think there's like two
different formats that they can take and make it better. Maybe maybe I just
love the lines like where Doug's like I'm a blah blah blah blah blah blah.
I don't know, it's it's all these it's all these very weird things,
like I'm a you know late night guy who takes in some people of
a babysitter, of this, some of that at the strip club. It's
fucking hilarious. I stripped it all down and I have to go back through
and get it again. All right, we'll take a moment dougle call.
If he does, we will uh, we will get him on. And
in the meantime, we have a game for Mark. Name that TV theme
song? Oh perfect, name that TV theme song. Kevin's like got six
or seven, So we'll get to that, and maybe we'll get to uh,
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it with me Everything on deskbats drive in East Rochester open every day. Lady,
You're not in shining armor, and I love you what I am.
I don't think, so you don't think, so let me see. I
want us to try. I'm such a black family, so sad. I've
been in there. There's so many ways I can't. I can't mix it
the way he's hang on. It's like a lovely stuff to get Kenny song
and see if I can get this. Doug did leave a message. I'm
such a black sheep of the family. It's so sad. I've been in
therapy for years. It's just terrible. I don't know what to do.
I just say, you know, this is an outreach call for a bad
Should we three way called Joe and Doug and let him battle out tells why
they're not. We might as well call We might as well call Covin Williamson
too. We should we should do like a wire a contest. But tell
us why you're the black sheep of the family. Absolutely tell us why you're
the black sheep of the family. I think it's a great bit. Like
you can call anonymously five eight five two zero six eighty eight sixty six and
maybe we get some gift cards. We give away gift cards. We try
to give make you a I don't know, a winner for the summer.
We get a bunch of be a winner for the summer, be a winter
for the summer. I like that might be a winner for the summer.
You have. Now, maybe we go now until like June twenty. First
you can come in on the show, and then we can call your mom
and dad and you can prove of them why you're not the black sheep?
Right, if you win, but you got to call and if you want
to remain anonymous, you're welcome to do that. If not, though,
we could have a prize for you. So we do that. Five eight
five two zero six eighty eight sixty six. Why are you the black sheep
of the family. I think that would be great. Denny's family will call
into see see, you're just gonna shit on everybody. You're gonna make my
life miserable. Stir the pop back. But see but see you go back
to this because uh no, I wasn't gonna at this time. But I
mean, I guess we could hear. Let me talk about Danny for a
second, because I've always thought that. I always thought, and I've said
it to Danny's face. I always felt like his dad kind of screwed him
up a little bit, like put so much immense pressure on things, and
it was so black and white. If you're not this, you're this.
Therefore all this stuff like, I feel like Danny's just got all swept up
in this vortex. And it was always I don't know many people that really
that no could survive that, but saw their father as almost a deity.
Danny'll deny that, but he had such immense respect for him. I've gotten
to have a lot of respect for my father as I've gotten older and had
kids myself, and I see the things he did and I go, oh
my god, it's amazing what you did. But at the same time,
I never, you know, my dad too, very very heavy handed with
things and opinions and all that stuff. And my thing is, He's like,
yeah, but I'm a different makeup. I'm just a very different you
know. But I mean I was just a makeup. I always forget he's
I would tell everybody, yes he is, he's loved and saved. He
is, but he is. He is beloved by his family. But I
you know, it just like sometimes he gets himself so wound up like a
little top and I go, come on, you're screwed and screwed. He's
loved and saved. You can try call Doug. We'll see if Doug y'all
even answer. He might be driving his h well maybe not right now.
And I'm the shipster. You're the one who's still if you're kicking them all
down. Jesus Christ, Hey, what's going on? Black sheep? Yeah
that's me, brother. I tell you what. You don't need a clips
to see how bad I am. It's terrible. The question was who's a
bigger disappointment to their dad? That was the question. The question was who's
a bigger disappointment to their dad? And it was either you or this local
musician. And I said, I said, it's Doug because the local musician,
his father, who had like hit records. Yeah yeah, I had
hit songs that were playing around the country, gets to get on stage and
perform with his son. Your father was a performer too. You just didn't
meet. You didn't cut the mustard. I didn't. I didn't want to
follow in those suits, is what I'm saying. They're in the will that
I do get him. That is a fool stable. My sister's gonna have
everything else. Yeah, all right, we were just busting balls. You
realize that. No, it's fine. I just happen to turn it on
and uh no, I you know, it's not like my parents used to
go to church and hey, what's your son do? Yeah, he's at
DJ the strip club about hen that was he was a DJ, you know,
and then he used to said he's the head DJ had a strip c
Yeah, that's my boy. He's to sit in the all day, get
seven hundred dollars a week. God made it. You know, father,
you've been there, haven't you Right, it's a roller coaster. It should
be a game show of what do you the secrets that you tell people about
your kids? You know? Oh, that'd be another one. It lies,
you know, Yeah, how do you lie about your kid? We're
gonna do it. We're doing one though that we've decided to tell us why
you're the black sheep of your family. And then we're gonna pick the biggest
one and get make them. Uh a samis perfect summer or something? No,
no, no, no, studio. We're gonna give him a greatummer.
We're gonna find a bunch of gift cards, send him out to restaurants.
Bars, do that sort of thing and let him have a good summer.
I don't know, you know, blank cheap. I was talking to
somebody earlier. I picked somebody up from the airport where they were stranded by
their boyfriend. They went a vacation in their boy I got so drunk that
he just ended up leaving and she had to call friends and she was franch
he it was two o'clock in the morning. They were at a concert.
I'm like, how do you tell that to your parents? You know,
how's your girlfriend? She pissed me off, so I left. I've never
done things like that or you know, excessive drug use, I know,
drinking. I mean, I know a guy who got so pissed off at
his girlfriend on a trip to the Caribbean, he got on the next flight
home and left her there. Do I know really, because there's a story
of someone I know that the same thing to right, this is not that
uncommon. Nope, but left left the vacation spot. That's that's would i'd
stay? Yeah, well you would think that. Then you might come home
to a house and who knows, who knows? She got the upper hand?
When can get back first? All right, I'll see tomorrow, Dougie,
I'll see them all my friends have fun. Uh Kevin and uh New
York, I'll see it there he goes, New York. All right,
we're ready for our name that TV theme song. We figured this would be
right up your ally. You're an art and entertainment guy. You love music,
you know music really well, but you also know TV really well in
movies and movies. So we figured we would try to give you something that
would be right in your genre. And this was Kevin's idea TV theme song.
Your name is your buzzer. Your name is your buzzer. All right,
here we go. Number one, Bill, Oh, I got it
wrong. I was gonna say, is that Bonanza? It is not Marco.
We'll play you some more. It's on the Cop show. No,
wait a minute, damn got it? Yeah? Pretty good? Right,
here we go. The next one, name that TV the jump? Oh
that's Bill. But you didn't say your name. Where's my buzzer? Name?
Against you? I'm telling you misunderstood what we were doing. Not on
two and all. I'm gonna call it T one to nothing. Mark,
go ahead, oh pill Mark? The first Oh, it's night show.
You got an answer to Carrion. I know, but give them nine two
one oh one. I feel bad. No, mm hmm, Mark,
monsters killing you? Is that the monsters? It is the monsters. Well
that sounded like gout. That sounded like fallout boy. Yeah they did they
they did the film the side that was a that was them doing it.
No, they didn't really do it. That was the sample of that all
right, fu Yeah, yes, christ pill Roseanne was that was in it
was I got it wrong. I would have got it wrong. I'm getting
crushed. Oh Bill, my three sons, No, leave it to beaver
fucking ship six nothing. That's a route, God, the route is on
the route? Is that is that it? I got more of you want?
Yeah? I want to keep it getting my ask Mark different strokes.
That was three seconds? Yeah, Mark, say about that was one second.
It's a whitewasher. You watched way too much television. Didn't you get
outside as a job and play? Oh Bell, I felt at the time
on the board one, this is the last one I got out here we
go, Oh Bill, Golden girls, that's the what he gets. Watched
a couchday night with Tugy. I just got like that like that game.
Yes, that was a great one. Sorry, I didn't know I was
playing against you. I thought we were just giving him to me, like
no, all but phenomenal. That was great. I thought you did really
well. I'm very impressed. That was like there were somewhere you didn't even
like it was the start of the bell and you knew it. Like I'm
terrible. I guess I don't have I do have one more. I have
one more. If you want to go one yes, one more, one
more, let's do it. This is I think it was the toughest one.
Okay, here we go, Bill, Bill, I dream Jie no
be Witched? God, nice job, nice job. That is a tough
one. I dream a Jenie. Did that even have it? Yeah?
They just I almost did. We have like a whole time in our life
where we had two shows about people with powers Bewitched, Bewitched, and then
he had I Dream a Jeanie where you know, you know, she would
pop out of the bottle and did all the stuff. She was kind of
hot. Yeah, god, and that's a weird thing. Like two shows.
I'm wondering what the pitch meetings were like from and then came small wonder.
Yeah right, I'm all right. Very good. You crushed it.
You crushed it. We should close it out on that note, Marek going
out on the high note. Yeah, it's always a wonderful thing. So
to show you what a fucking loser I am. Why why is that a
loser who gives us ship movies? We do movies? Good? That's fine,
that was great. We should do movie themes at some point. Yeah.
I like that. Kevin. Nice job putting all that together tonight.
Helman crushed it all tonight. That was It was fun getting the black sheep
in the family. Don't forget five A five two zero six eighty eight sixty
six. Why are you the black sheep? You can win some fabulous prize
fivey five two zero six eighty eight sixty six. I'm Bill Moran. See
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