All right, welcome into Holy Friday or Holy Thursday. And it is uh
good Friday Friday. It's a big weekend for Christians. Christians Easter is Sunday.
We may have to get the Thief on the Cross. Well, we
are going to play Liam Neese and auditioning to play the Easter Money. Oh
really similar, that should be interesting, very similar to that. So I'm
doing a story. You can't see this at home. I'll give her name
out later when I do the story. But look at this chick. Is
she beautiful? I can't really see that far. Yeah, sure, yeah,
yeah, yeah, she's a I and she's getting ready to get her
own talk talk show. Yeah, yeah, that's happening. It's getting it's
stuff is getting stupid. I need to check out, man. Tequila time
already coming. I mean it's almost ten. Yeah, all right, So
Bat's open tonight. That's something good. The weather's gonna be perfect, sunny
and ready to go. Six dollars number one Margarita's including the new slug Arita
six dollars. It's dollar beers. I was getting to that, right,
it's getting into that and getting to the tequila. You know what you discriminate
against the beer now that you're a tequila. I always used to be beer,
beer, beer. Now everything's tequena of course, of course. And
it's not even tequila. It has to be number one extra in yeho and
number one extra in your one hole and yeho. Okay what you call me?
And yehoe? Fireworks tonight and repsol. Yeah, plus the Superstars Dollar
Beers gates are at six o'clock, games at seven point fifteen. Yeah,
but I think it's spring break for everybody in the schools. Okay, so
the traffic's going to be great this week, right, Yeah, I want
to love that. I mean, no, you know, I had it
when the bus stop pulls up and it's like the toddlers and the parents are
there and they grab a little toddler by the hand and they start walking.
Yeah, it's awful. It just it's just terrible. Just pick it up,
put it on the bus. We're all trying to get to work.
It was a puppy. Do you pick up the puppy or is it okay
to let the puppy figure it out? You know why? Well why because
puppies are more coordinating, they walk quicker. You got a todller just pick
it up and put it on the bus. What are you doing? What's
worse? He says, what's worse than watching the child get off a buzz
and the and the paired grabbing the hand. And usually that's the good part
of a movie. The worst in his truck going. I bet you honked
the horn at the bus to hurry up to off. Of course, how
else it's the bus supposed to know that I'm wait for work, but I
don't honk. The stop sign wasn't all the way out. It's a great
it's a gray area, heavy eastern cut. Hey kids, Safer Act passes
now on the government's governor's desk, and he's he gonna sign it. No,
no governor was sure will veto it. And here's why, because the
Safer Kentucky Act is really mean to violent felons that repeat violent felons and drug
dealers, and he didn't want to be mean to him. A thirty one
year old police officer in New York was just killed by someone that had twenty
one arrests. When are judges held accountable? We had the twenty one opportunities
to lock this guy up. Now, a thirty one year old new dad
is dead. I don't want it. It's going to be too expensive.
He Fridgin's are gonna get crowded. Shut up. That was the argument made
by the opponents of the bill yesterday, and I was I was very surprised
and kind of like, oh wow, that how impassioned. Jason Nemus was
on the floor of the House yesterday in talking in favor of this bill.
Well, it's because we need it. Look, you know, law enforcement,
God love him, the men and women of Kentucky law enforcement. They
go out there and put their damn life on the line every single day.
And look what happens with our judicial system. It's a revolving door. Okay,
so he vetoes it and then they override it, and then it becomes
law, and it becomes law. Yeah, our governor everything. Now here's
here's what I hear from people going, if we could lose this in this
we'll push it through. Will they negotiate or will they say no the full
both? I think that's the question we need to ask. Will will the
Republicans negotiate with the fifty seven page whatever it is. You say that if
it's going to the governor's desk, it's been negotiated as much as just going
to be negotiatd it's it's the final bill going for him to either sign or
veto, and when it comes back the rise would you be if he signed
it? I would be very surprised because I heard weeks ago they're like,
I think he might sign it. There's no way he signs it because it's
mean to criminals, and you know he doesn't want to do that. But
the good news is he's a neutered governor. He's got zero power, so
the good guys would and gals would just override it. Okay, So all
right, that's a comment for Act passes. Now where are we with the
taking away the party affiliation in elections including the mayor that was passed yesterday?
Correct? I think it was. I'm I have to go back and check
for shure. Okay, it's either the pasted or they'll come back and keep
debating it when they come back in two weeks because they're fixing their the legislation's
fixed be in recess for a couple of weeks while the governor signs bills or
vetos. What does this do because you take his d away take nemus Azar
away, we know what they're about. I mean, it's what's what's the
difference? No, because people just vote a company party. I mean they're
just like, who's voting for Biden? They're just you're voting Democrats, he's
voting for Republican. Yeah, I'm just voting Republican. So you take the
D n R away, I think, man a little bit. Well,
eventually, let's say this was past ten years ago, when you don't know
Greenberg's a Democrat and oh I think I know, listen to some of his
debates or any policy stands. Okay, you're paying attention, dude, like
you and Dave you are like, well, we know not everybody is.
Why doesn't does it? But doesn't that kind of take advantage of those people
that don't pay attention until election time? O? Well, I don't know
how they I don't know how you will it down to too if you're not
doing the DE and R. Well, I don't know. I you and
I've talked about this off there. I don't agree with. I think it
needs to stay. Let everybody know which party, which party they're running under.
I think judicial races, I think judicial races should be partisan where we
know what party they belong to, because every judge that is doing this ridiculous
crap they belong to a certain party. I would like to have independent thinkers
again, where you can be a pro choice Republican or a pro life Democrat
and that's okay. You can't be that now? Oh no, nope,
noop, okay on one second, real quick. This is from Representative Susan
Tyler Whitten. Louisville Mayor and Metro Council will now be nonpartisans. So all
the council and all and all the mayor candidates, the school boards non party
and too. I wonder what party they belong I don't know. That was
a tough one to figure out. Well, you know what's a tough one
to fire? Jackie ran for Saint Matthew City Council. That was no partisonals
she she didn't have to put Democrat or Republican on her sign. So I
want to thank Jackie Venetti for washing my feet last night. I went over.
It was like seven fifteen. Why is she sick over something? Yeah?
But anyway, I want to apologize to all the noises I was making.
It just felt so good while she was washing my feet. I was
going all rest echoing through the church. She just throw away those yellow rubber
gloves. She can't hang under those. Jesus wore rubber rubber glad I had
to leave. No, Jesus didn't have rubber gloves available. Did it make
your while he did wash the feet of a whore? So last night the
horr didn't make your wife uncomfortable when she was washing my feet? And I
said, no, no, no, look me in the eye, look
me in the eyes, Dwight and the feet of a whore. Band name?
Oh no, just a band name. Let's let's see who it would
be a good punk rock That's that's louder than life. Who is uh?
Feet of a whore? Opening up for? Who? Paralyzed worm and beautiful
Chewer or Tina Penie and the Coladas? All right? My favorite, my
favorite story from yesterday speaking of Safer Act. Uh passes through the Senate.
So you see the You know how neighborhoods have come up with these boxes where
you could they stock them with books. So instead of going to the library,
it's like in a neighborhood a little mini library. Yeah, and you
can go and if you could take a book, you put a book in
right, So that's the idea, right, Dave, you've seen those I
have. Yeah. Okay, So somebody came up with an idea since Blockbuster
is out of business, right, they said, we'll call them the Blockbuster
thing, and it's to be the exact same thing, and we're gonna stock
this Blockbuster facility with DVDs and and VHSS and all that stuff. And then
you can go and it's free, and you can go. You can go
in exchange. So you take one, you put one in or if you
want to just donate one, you can put it in there. Leave a
penny, take a penny. Yeah exactly. Yeah, So in Louisville,
but be kind, and rewif so in Louisville. How'd that work out?
So in Louisville it lasted less than a day. They stole the whole thing.
And here's what makes it so bad. I saw this on this the
other day. The baby boxes too. That next this guy, actually the
guy here in Louisville, I give him credit. He went out of his
way. Other towns that have been doing this have been just repainting, like
old newspaper boxes that you like, you know, when you pull the newspapers
out of and redoing that. He built a whole thing that looked like a
Blockbuster dhs t hold her yes to do this. Yes, he really wanted
to. Leo is his name Leo? Yes, till they stole the whole
damn thing. My sister in law said to me yesterday, Oh here's another
man name. Ain't a vomit, also louder than life and ain't a vomit
and prepping heaving. My sister in law Cathy sent me a thing out of
the Leo magazine yesterday. What your high school says about everyone is talking to
we know the one school they didn't do Trinity well, because I guess we're
better than you. Maybe the silence a Trinity graduate thing, he's better than
everyone? Do I have to say it? No, we know you.
How do you know somebody went to Trinity? Give him five minutes, I'll
tell you. Uh no. They My wife graduated from Males. She she
read hers which these are these are kids that that what should have gone to
Catholic school? Whether their parents are too cheap? I can't remember. Dos
was something along the line, Yeah was in there too, Dows was uh
oh South End something like your mpany Fardelle people, yes or something like that.
Yeah, yeah, more upperty, more upperty than Fairdale or something that's
good. Well, somebody's got to check out the Leo. So I did
finish. I did finish Roadhouse and wasn't that bad man? Of course you.
I'm gonna give it a try and listen, everybody's dumping on it.
And it's I hate nay sayers, right, they say nay, They say
nay all the time, naysayers, But I say, yay, you we
need to start doing movie reviews. There you go position. I'll be the
fat guy from the uh uh you know you're you're Roger Roger each So anyway,
at the end, I mean it's an eighties movie remake, and all
the eighties movies were the same bad guy, good guy that forth and at
the end there's like a twenty minute fight scene and that's what it was.
It's I gave it a ya from this. They were more generous with the
nudity in Roadhouse Number one. Why don't see any nudity? I didn't see
one but cheek. That's the eighties, no, remember, were just boombs,
Remember shower scenes? Remember Dalton. Another reason why we're gone the way
we are in the eighties when Dalton didn't have anything, so they slept in
the loft of the barn like the farmer's daughter or something. He makes love
to In the next morning they show her naked. None of that. They
cut that out. That even Jake Jillenhall, uh, he's for his age.
Oh my god, holy cow. Unless it's I read I read something.
I have to go back and find the article about the workout routine he
had to do to get in that kind of shape to it was. When
I looked at Jake Jillenhall on the screen, how ripped to it was like
looking in a mirror. I couldn't believe it. Of course, I thought
the same thing when I saw the DJ Traylor, I said, that's white.
You know. Well, they did say, let me tell you that
at that age, it's hard to at any age, it's hard to look
like that. It really is the guy that plays rich the guy that plays
Reacher. Richardson's Jack Reacher, Jack Reacher. The first series. He said,
they said, here's what we want, how big we want you to
be, Like, here's the dimensions we want you to be. He worked
out and almost killed him. All he did was eat and lift and do
that stuff, and he get it almost killed him. He ended up in
the hospital. But he looked great for the series. Yeah, I mean
I go to Ryan Reynolds is another fantastic physique, which I appreciate. Man
crush, what's the part I'm just saying, Yes, it is very difficult
for guys like me and Jake Jillenhall and who's the guy to look as good
as we at my age? I'm just going for the steroids to get that
look. Bill Cox is another one, Carl, thank you. And there's
another guy that looks really good. I can't remember. We'll play the we
will play the Liam Neeson auditions for the Easter Bunny in the next break.
Oh we skipped something. What did we see? And he's no David Paget,
but talk about owning a press conference? Oh, the new Louisville basketball
coach. Oh my god, it was good. Oh I am. It's
the first time in a long time that I was like jumping out of my
off the couch and going, let's go. I was ready, I'm ready.
He was like pure adrenaline. Okay, but hang on, and I'm
not trying to be a Debbie downer, a Dwhite downer. Was it this
the exact same reaction when Kinny Payne got selected, Oh yeah, fresh blood,
No no line, Okay, no, no, no, there's two
different times of positive like like Kenny came in, Look, Dave, would
I think backed this up? There are no those polar opposites press conferences than
the one we had with Kenny and the one we had yesterday. People were
happy for change, but Kenny is Ken, Kenny is laid back Kenny.
Yeah, but Kenny came in and said, look, program's broken. Don't
blame me if it doesn't work, but it's gonna take forever to fix this
thing. YadA, YadA, YadA. And then the other guy was like,
no, no, we're winning. We're gonna put shoes on, we're
gonna go win. Let's go. So I think it's different. Like Kenny
literally called what happened? Yeah, it's broken, and he reminded Louisville fans
that the program has broken, broken, broken, program broken. You all
broke the program. I'm trying to fix it. Talked about his faith a
lot that was awesome. Did get the coach Ben did do not and he
didn't wear a mask. He's think what so he did come out? I
will say this and people that don't came out, people will know. You
know, it was a dynamic presser. It was fabulous. It's just a
child. And so were you? So people know that I divorced my wife
and were you remarried about I don't know, fifteen twenty years or whatever it
was. But when we went to couples therapy, uh, the therapist you
know that was for everyone, but it's the couple's therapy are fun for everybody.
But the heck on he okay, I go out on a limb here,
Yeah, and guess whose fault it was? Oh? Ge, I'll
take the rat. They beat on you until you just say, look,
take the fault for everything, all right? Is that just? Is that?
No? So she says. The therapist says to Jackie, which we
joked about for years, but she said she said this line had never heard
before in my life. Which she said to Jackie and said, you would
make a cup of coffee nervous. And I said said, it's like,
yeah, I met you. Two things I remember from your therapy say yeah,
yeah, you'll make a cup of coffee nervous. Yeah, And the
term you're an emotional terrorist. Yes, that goes with the two things.
Sounds like a perfect man, right, so uh so right so uh And
then yesterday he starts the press conference as the new basketball coach at Uo l
with the line, well, someone who says so and so used to say
you'd make a couple of coffee nervous. And I went, oh my god,
it's perfect. I tested Jackie and said, hands off. One question
before we get into Joe today. Did at any point the in therapy were
handed a whiffleball bat and had to hit a pillow and go, I hate
you daddy. After one session, I got up and I flipped off the
therapist and I slowly turned the finger to Jackie. Yes, And I was
like there, and then I picked my jacket up and walked out. Did
did you ever have to talk to a puppet or anything? See? Oh
no, did you talk the puppet? I'm the puppet. I could have
saved you a lot of time and money in therapy if you just come talk
to me. I have experience in marriage. Oh yes, right, you
are our marriage therapist. Your job is the joke today because somebody is suspended.
I got this and till further notice, yesterday till further notice. All
right, here we go, Hey Tony and David, Hey Johnny Fellas.
So there's a couple of cows in the field having a chat. One says,
hey, have you heard about this mad cow disease thing going around?
One cow looks at the other says, yeah, makes me glad I'm a
pink one. That is a good joke. You will now remain suspended through
Monday. It's not as funny as eating a cloth, oh, I know,
but it's good. Speaking of Monday. Head to the path of totality.
Huh yeah, luxury or juice, spring break, high ceilings, captain's
chairs. If you're gonna sit in traffic, that is the way to do
it. Seven nine, fourteen or fifteen passenger vans cheaper than renting a couple
of cars in Destin. Renting one van, then you already have the vehicle
and you're not spending any money on airfare. And they also have wheelchair and
stretcher transportation Mom and dad doctor. Maybe they just want to go to Barons
Pizza and get a pizza Cookingreevesvans dot com. Hey, I'm glad you said
Baronos because it's Friday. Baby Friday means Baronos Pizza for the win. And
sometimes we get the cauliflower crust Mama Baronos. Sometime we get regular cruss.
Don't know what we're gonna do tonight. I'll let Susan decide. Sometimes we
go to our neighborhood Baronos, and sometimes we get it to go or even
delivered. But listen, it doesn't have to be a special occasion go to
Baronos. No, because when you go to Baronos, it becomes a special
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good. Stick around, Gonna talk to somebody and then Seeman Johnny with the
news News Raw forty whas. Yeah, I encourage you folks to go to
YouTube and look up a story. Did you see the bulldozer fight? No,
they're called technically front loaders. It's like a bulldozer, but it has
a loader in the front. Idiot, So that was a police chase.
There was a police chase. That was one of my stories that I forgot
to do yesterday. And did you see the video I didn't see the video.
Fantastic looks like two transformers fighting. So somebody, a disgruntled X employee,
got on the job site stole the big front loader, the one whether
tires or as tall as a humans. I mean sure, these are huge.
So the police are chasing and they're like, what the hell are we
going to do with this? We're in police squad cars, right. The
guy goes, the police go back to the lot or the job site.
They get one of the guys who are like, how fast this thing go?
And the guy goes in about thirty miles an hour. He goes to
drive it. He goes, yeah, he goes, it's Jonathan Harts,
let's go. So the guy what he could drive anything, airplanes, Yeah,
yeah. And when they met it was so the other guy jumps in
the other bulldozer and they look exactly the same. That the same, they're
the same front loader idiot. It's a front loader idiot man. So then
he runs the other guy down and they have a bulldozer fight in the middle
of the It's like Sigourney Weaver and Aliens. They compared it to it.
They compared that. They showed that on the in the story and said let
her go, you be out. They showed transformers and then that one yeah,
and uh go check the video out. So the guy so he ends
up turning over the other. He got to the side. He got to
the side and the cops yelled turn it over, turn it over, and
he raised the thing up and they fought back again and then finally went,
I gotta see this. Here's what I thought you were going to say,
is they wanted to open fire on him, and he brought the bucket.
James Bond. So it's two Bold front loaders. Front loader. It's a
front loader, idiot. Well you some kind of dumb ass. Well you
radio boy man bulldozer. Dude, there's a body you are. When people
call a helicopter, chopter, chopper, chopper, what about a motorcycle,
it's a chopper. Drive those things. I don't know how you ride it,
Like your arms the way out, Your arms are way hot. Those
are ape hangers. Okay, but is that a chopper? No choppers,
just a long chopper is hard to drive, bad cow. Those guys probably
have to go to QC Kinetics so they can get their arms all the way
out again. Like yeah, yes, call two C Kinetics five thirty six.
So please look up the bulldozer fight scene. All right, So we
don't have time to do what we wanted to do. So what we do
have time to play the Liam Neeson if you can find absolute okay, real
quick, we played Roadhouse on the way in uh to this break and that's
because you were a yay Roadhouse. Chris Hart checks in on social media says,
sorry, dude, the Roadhouse was awful. The Roadhouse remake was awful
on its own. If you compare it to the original, it's even worse.
Well, I'm not saying is you know it wasn't bad for what it
was. Is what you're saying. It's gone with the Wind or the Godfather
or anything like that. But if you want a cheesy movie just to you
know, guys beating the crap out of each other, I'm watching. I
don't watch part of it today, and I will give you a confirm or
not. Yeah, text me give me an eggplant up or an eggplant down.
Speaking of cheesy, it's this guy's birthday. A depressing song. Terry
Jacks. What is the what's the kid dying of? Or died of?
I'm not sure it's just a story that I made up. Okay, thanks
robing Cheez. Do you got Liam Neeson for me? I do? I
do? I do? Are you ready for Liam? This is Liam Denissan
auditioning to play the Easter Bunny, featured on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
I was waiting for him to go give me that by fably. Actually
that's Mel Gibson. Dude, that's Mel Gibson. It's not Liam Neeson.
Sure's not taken? Are you sure? Yes? I will bet one million
dollars. Okay, show me the million first here here it is. Oh
that's your finger, Matt, the one over here, bam boom hey checking
out social media. Jefferson Moore film director, writer, actor and also part
of The Kelly and Jefferson Show in cabot CoA. Say they're listening to Tony
Dwight to warm up for their show. Say what they say? They listen
to us every morning as inspiration when they go on at ten am. Different
markets. We can plug their show. Absolutely. I just looked it up.
So give me back my family. I'll give me back my son.
Yes, is from Ransom. That's with Mel Gibbs, Mel Gibson, give
me back my son. Not my family, thank you, it's part of
his family. Family. That's shut up. That's mel Gibson. That's not
Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson is slower talking and more intense. Find out more
about Liam Neeson at www. Dot I will find you. Oh my gosh,
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