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All right, welcome into Holy Friday
or Holy Thursday. And it is uh

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good Friday Friday. It's a big
weekend for Christians. Christians Easter is Sunday.

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We may have to get the Thief
on the Cross. Well, we

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are going to play Liam Neese and
auditioning to play the Easter Money. Oh

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really similar, that should be interesting, very similar to that. So I'm

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doing a story. You can't see
this at home. I'll give her name

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out later when I do the story. But look at this chick. Is

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she beautiful? I can't really see
that far. Yeah, sure, yeah,

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yeah, yeah, she's a I
and she's getting ready to get her

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own talk talk show. Yeah,
yeah, that's happening. It's getting it's

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stuff is getting stupid. I need
to check out, man. Tequila time

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already coming. I mean it's almost
ten. Yeah, all right, So

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Bat's open tonight. That's something good. The weather's gonna be perfect, sunny

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and ready to go. Six dollars
number one Margarita's including the new slug Arita

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six dollars. It's dollar beers.
I was getting to that, right,

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it's getting into that and getting to
the tequila. You know what you discriminate

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against the beer now that you're a
tequila. I always used to be beer,

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beer, beer. Now everything's tequena
of course, of course. And

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it's not even tequila. It has
to be number one extra in yeho and

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number one extra in your one hole
and yeho. Okay what you call me?

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And yehoe? Fireworks tonight and repsol. Yeah, plus the Superstars Dollar

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Beers gates are at six o'clock,
games at seven point fifteen. Yeah,

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but I think it's spring break for
everybody in the schools. Okay, so

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the traffic's going to be great this
week, right, Yeah, I want

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to love that. I mean,
no, you know, I had it

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when the bus stop pulls up and
it's like the toddlers and the parents are

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there and they grab a little toddler
by the hand and they start walking.

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Yeah, it's awful. It just
it's just terrible. Just pick it up,

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put it on the bus. We're
all trying to get to work.

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It was a puppy. Do you
pick up the puppy or is it okay

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to let the puppy figure it out? You know why? Well why because

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puppies are more coordinating, they walk
quicker. You got a todller just pick

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it up and put it on the
bus. What are you doing? What's

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worse? He says, what's worse
than watching the child get off a buzz

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and the and the paired grabbing the
hand. And usually that's the good part

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of a movie. The worst in
his truck going. I bet you honked

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the horn at the bus to hurry
up to off. Of course, how

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else it's the bus supposed to know
that I'm wait for work, but I

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don't honk. The stop sign wasn't
all the way out. It's a great

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it's a gray area, heavy eastern
cut. Hey kids, Safer Act passes

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now on the government's governor's desk,
and he's he gonna sign it. No,

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no governor was sure will veto it. And here's why, because the

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Safer Kentucky Act is really mean to
violent felons that repeat violent felons and drug

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dealers, and he didn't want to
be mean to him. A thirty one

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year old police officer in New York
was just killed by someone that had twenty

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one arrests. When are judges held
accountable? We had the twenty one opportunities

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to lock this guy up. Now, a thirty one year old new dad

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is dead. I don't want it. It's going to be too expensive.

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He Fridgin's are gonna get crowded.
Shut up. That was the argument made

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by the opponents of the bill yesterday, and I was I was very surprised

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and kind of like, oh wow, that how impassioned. Jason Nemus was

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on the floor of the House yesterday
in talking in favor of this bill.

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Well, it's because we need it. Look, you know, law enforcement,

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God love him, the men and
women of Kentucky law enforcement. They

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go out there and put their damn
life on the line every single day.

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And look what happens with our judicial
system. It's a revolving door. Okay,

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so he vetoes it and then they
override it, and then it becomes

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law, and it becomes law.
Yeah, our governor everything. Now here's

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here's what I hear from people going, if we could lose this in this

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we'll push it through. Will they
negotiate or will they say no the full

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both? I think that's the question
we need to ask. Will will the

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Republicans negotiate with the fifty seven page
whatever it is. You say that if

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it's going to the governor's desk,
it's been negotiated as much as just going

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to be negotiatd it's it's the final
bill going for him to either sign or

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veto, and when it comes back
the rise would you be if he signed

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it? I would be very surprised
because I heard weeks ago they're like,

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I think he might sign it.
There's no way he signs it because it's

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mean to criminals, and you know
he doesn't want to do that. But

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the good news is he's a neutered
governor. He's got zero power, so

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the good guys would and gals would
just override it. Okay, So all

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right, that's a comment for Act
passes. Now where are we with the

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taking away the party affiliation in elections
including the mayor that was passed yesterday?

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Correct? I think it was.
I'm I have to go back and check

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for shure. Okay, it's either
the pasted or they'll come back and keep

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debating it when they come back in
two weeks because they're fixing their the legislation's

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fixed be in recess for a couple
of weeks while the governor signs bills or

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vetos. What does this do because
you take his d away take nemus Azar

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away, we know what they're about. I mean, it's what's what's the

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difference? No, because people just
vote a company party. I mean they're

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just like, who's voting for Biden? They're just you're voting Democrats, he's

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voting for Republican. Yeah, I'm
just voting Republican. So you take the

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D n R away, I think, man a little bit. Well,

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eventually, let's say this was past
ten years ago, when you don't know

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Greenberg's a Democrat and oh I think
I know, listen to some of his

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debates or any policy stands. Okay, you're paying attention, dude, like

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you and Dave you are like,
well, we know not everybody is.

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Why doesn't does it? But doesn't
that kind of take advantage of those people

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that don't pay attention until election time? O? Well, I don't know

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how they I don't know how you
will it down to too if you're not

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doing the DE and R. Well, I don't know. I you and

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I've talked about this off there.
I don't agree with. I think it

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needs to stay. Let everybody know
which party, which party they're running under.

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I think judicial races, I think
judicial races should be partisan where we

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know what party they belong to,
because every judge that is doing this ridiculous

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crap they belong to a certain party. I would like to have independent thinkers

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again, where you can be a
pro choice Republican or a pro life Democrat

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and that's okay. You can't be
that now? Oh no, nope,

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noop, okay on one second,
real quick. This is from Representative Susan

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Tyler Whitten. Louisville Mayor and Metro
Council will now be nonpartisans. So all

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the council and all and all the
mayor candidates, the school boards non party

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and too. I wonder what party
they belong I don't know. That was

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a tough one to figure out.
Well, you know what's a tough one

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to fire? Jackie ran for Saint
Matthew City Council. That was no partisonals

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she she didn't have to put Democrat
or Republican on her sign. So I

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want to thank Jackie Venetti for washing
my feet last night. I went over.

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It was like seven fifteen. Why
is she sick over something? Yeah?

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But anyway, I want to apologize
to all the noises I was making.

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It just felt so good while she
was washing my feet. I was

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going all rest echoing through the church. She just throw away those yellow rubber

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gloves. She can't hang under those. Jesus wore rubber rubber glad I had

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to leave. No, Jesus didn't
have rubber gloves available. Did it make

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your while he did wash the feet
of a whore? So last night the

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horr didn't make your wife uncomfortable when
she was washing my feet? And I

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said, no, no, no, look me in the eye, look

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me in the eyes, Dwight and
the feet of a whore. Band name?

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Oh no, just a band name. Let's let's see who it would

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be a good punk rock That's that's
louder than life. Who is uh?

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Feet of a whore? Opening up
for? Who? Paralyzed worm and beautiful

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Chewer or Tina Penie and the Coladas? All right? My favorite, my

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favorite story from yesterday speaking of Safer
Act. Uh passes through the Senate.

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So you see the You know how
neighborhoods have come up with these boxes where

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you could they stock them with books. So instead of going to the library,

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it's like in a neighborhood a little
mini library. Yeah, and you

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can go and if you could take
a book, you put a book in

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right, So that's the idea,
right, Dave, you've seen those I

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have. Yeah. Okay, So
somebody came up with an idea since Blockbuster

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is out of business, right,
they said, we'll call them the Blockbuster

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thing, and it's to be the
exact same thing, and we're gonna stock

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this Blockbuster facility with DVDs and and
VHSS and all that stuff. And then

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you can go and it's free,
and you can go. You can go

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in exchange. So you take one, you put one in or if you

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want to just donate one, you
can put it in there. Leave a

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penny, take a penny. Yeah
exactly. Yeah, So in Louisville,

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but be kind, and rewif so
in Louisville. How'd that work out?

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So in Louisville it lasted less than
a day. They stole the whole thing.

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And here's what makes it so bad. I saw this on this the

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other day. The baby boxes too. That next this guy, actually the

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guy here in Louisville, I give
him credit. He went out of his

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way. Other towns that have been
doing this have been just repainting, like

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old newspaper boxes that you like,
you know, when you pull the newspapers

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out of and redoing that. He
built a whole thing that looked like a

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Blockbuster dhs t hold her yes to
do this. Yes, he really wanted

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to. Leo is his name Leo? Yes, till they stole the whole

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damn thing. My sister in law
said to me yesterday, Oh here's another

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man name. Ain't a vomit,
also louder than life and ain't a vomit

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and prepping heaving. My sister in
law Cathy sent me a thing out of

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the Leo magazine yesterday. What your
high school says about everyone is talking to

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we know the one school they didn't
do Trinity well, because I guess we're

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better than you. Maybe the silence
a Trinity graduate thing, he's better than

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everyone? Do I have to say
it? No, we know you.

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How do you know somebody went to
Trinity? Give him five minutes, I'll

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tell you. Uh no. They
My wife graduated from Males. She she

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read hers which these are these are
kids that that what should have gone to

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Catholic school? Whether their parents are
too cheap? I can't remember. Dos

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was something along the line, Yeah
was in there too, Dows was uh

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oh South End something like your mpany
Fardelle people, yes or something like that.

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Yeah, yeah, more upperty,
more upperty than Fairdale or something that's

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good. Well, somebody's got to
check out the Leo. So I did

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finish. I did finish Roadhouse and
wasn't that bad man? Of course you.

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I'm gonna give it a try and
listen, everybody's dumping on it.

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And it's I hate nay sayers,
right, they say nay, They say

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nay all the time, naysayers,
But I say, yay, you we

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need to start doing movie reviews.
There you go position. I'll be the

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fat guy from the uh uh you
know you're you're Roger Roger each So anyway,

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at the end, I mean it's
an eighties movie remake, and all

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the eighties movies were the same bad
guy, good guy that forth and at

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the end there's like a twenty minute
fight scene and that's what it was.

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It's I gave it a ya from
this. They were more generous with the

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nudity in Roadhouse Number one. Why
don't see any nudity? I didn't see

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one but cheek. That's the eighties, no, remember, were just boombs,

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Remember shower scenes? Remember Dalton.
Another reason why we're gone the way

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we are in the eighties when Dalton
didn't have anything, so they slept in

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the loft of the barn like the
farmer's daughter or something. He makes love

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to In the next morning they show
her naked. None of that. They

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cut that out. That even Jake
Jillenhall, uh, he's for his age.

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Oh my god, holy cow.
Unless it's I read I read something.

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I have to go back and find
the article about the workout routine he

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had to do to get in that
kind of shape to it was. When

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I looked at Jake Jillenhall on the
screen, how ripped to it was like

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looking in a mirror. I couldn't
believe it. Of course, I thought

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the same thing when I saw the
DJ Traylor, I said, that's white.

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You know. Well, they did
say, let me tell you that

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at that age, it's hard to
at any age, it's hard to look

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like that. It really is the
guy that plays rich the guy that plays

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Reacher. Richardson's Jack Reacher, Jack
Reacher. The first series. He said,

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they said, here's what we want, how big we want you to

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be, Like, here's the dimensions
we want you to be. He worked

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out and almost killed him. All
he did was eat and lift and do

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that stuff, and he get it
almost killed him. He ended up in

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the hospital. But he looked great
for the series. Yeah, I mean

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I go to Ryan Reynolds is another
fantastic physique, which I appreciate. Man

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crush, what's the part I'm just
saying, Yes, it is very difficult

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for guys like me and Jake Jillenhall
and who's the guy to look as good

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as we at my age? I'm
just going for the steroids to get that

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look. Bill Cox is another one, Carl, thank you. And there's

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another guy that looks really good.
I can't remember. We'll play the we

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will play the Liam Neeson auditions for
the Easter Bunny in the next break.

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Oh we skipped something. What did
we see? And he's no David Paget,

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but talk about owning a press conference? Oh, the new Louisville basketball

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coach. Oh my god, it
was good. Oh I am. It's

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the first time in a long time
that I was like jumping out of my

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off the couch and going, let's
go. I was ready, I'm ready.

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He was like pure adrenaline. Okay, but hang on, and I'm

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not trying to be a Debbie downer, a Dwhite downer. Was it this

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the exact same reaction when Kinny Payne
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No no line, Okay, no, no, no, there's two

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different times of positive like like Kenny
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I think backed this up? There
are no those polar opposites press conferences than

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the one we had with Kenny and
the one we had yesterday. People were

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happy for change, but Kenny is
Ken, Kenny is laid back Kenny.

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Yeah, but Kenny came in and
said, look, program's broken. Don't

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blame me if it doesn't work,
but it's gonna take forever to fix this

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thing. YadA, YadA, YadA. And then the other guy was like,

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no, no, we're winning.
We're gonna put shoes on, we're

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gonna go win. Let's go.
So I think it's different. Like Kenny

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literally called what happened? Yeah,
it's broken, and he reminded Louisville fans

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that the program has broken, broken, broken, program broken. You all

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broke the program. I'm trying to
fix it. Talked about his faith a

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lot that was awesome. Did get
the coach Ben did do not and he

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didn't wear a mask. He's think
what so he did come out? I

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will say this and people that don't
came out, people will know. You

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know, it was a dynamic presser. It was fabulous. It's just a

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child. And so were you?
So people know that I divorced my wife

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and were you remarried about I don't
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was. But when we went to
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know that was for everyone, but
it's the couple's therapy are fun for everybody.

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But the heck on he okay,
I go out on a limb here,

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Yeah, and guess whose fault it
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take the rat. They beat on
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take the fault for everything, all
right? Is that just? Is that?

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No? So she says. The
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joked about for years, but she
said she said this line had never heard

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before in my life. Which she
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make a cup of coffee nervous.
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yeah, I met you. Two
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yeah, you'll make a cup of
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term you're an emotional terrorist. Yes, that goes with the two things.

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then yesterday he starts the press conference
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with the line, well, someone
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you'd make a couple of coffee nervous. And I went, oh my god,

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it's perfect. I tested Jackie and
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before we get into Joe today.
Did at any point the in therapy were

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handed a whiffleball bat and had to
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you daddy. After one session,
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therapist and I slowly turned the finger
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like there, and then I picked
my jacket up and walked out. Did

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did you ever have to talk to
a puppet or anything? See? Oh

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no, did you talk the puppet? I'm the puppet. I could have

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saved you a lot of time and
money in therapy if you just come talk

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to me. I have experience in
marriage. Oh yes, right, you

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are our marriage therapist. Your job
is the joke today because somebody is suspended.

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I got this and till further notice, yesterday till further notice. All

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right, here we go, Hey
Tony and David, Hey Johnny Fellas.

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So there's a couple of cows in
the field having a chat. One says,

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hey, have you heard about this
mad cow disease thing going around?

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One cow looks at the other says, yeah, makes me glad I'm a

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pink one. That is a good
joke. You will now remain suspended through

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Monday. It's not as funny as
eating a cloth, oh, I know,

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but it's good. Speaking of Monday. Head to the path of totality.

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Huh yeah, luxury or juice,
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chairs. If you're gonna sit in
traffic, that is the way to do

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it. Seven nine, fourteen or
fifteen passenger vans cheaper than renting a couple

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of cars in Destin. Renting one
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and you're not spending any money on
airfare. And they also have wheelchair and

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stretcher transportation Mom and dad doctor.
Maybe they just want to go to Barons

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Pizza and get a pizza Cookingreevesvans dot
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Baronos because it's Friday. Baby Friday
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sometimes we get the cauliflower crust Mama
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Don't know what we're gonna do tonight. I'll let Susan decide. Sometimes we

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go to our neighborhood Baronos, and
sometimes we get it to go or even

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delivered. But listen, it doesn't
have to be a special occasion go to

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Baronos. No, because when you
go to Baronos, it becomes a special

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occasion. And by the way,
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in Market, dine in, carry
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good. Stick around, Gonna talk
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news News Raw forty whas. Yeah, I encourage you folks to go to

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YouTube and look up a story.
Did you see the bulldozer fight? No,

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they're called technically front loaders. It's
like a bulldozer, but it has

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a loader in the front. Idiot, So that was a police chase.

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There was a police chase. That
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to do yesterday. And did you
see the video I didn't see the video.

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Fantastic looks like two transformers fighting.
So somebody, a disgruntled X employee,

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got on the job site stole the
big front loader, the one whether

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tires or as tall as a humans. I mean sure, these are huge.

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So the police are chasing and they're
like, what the hell are we

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going to do with this? We're
in police squad cars, right. The

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guy goes, the police go back
to the lot or the job site.

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They get one of the guys who
are like, how fast this thing go?

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And the guy goes in about thirty
miles an hour. He goes to

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drive it. He goes, yeah, he goes, it's Jonathan Harts,

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let's go. So the guy what
he could drive anything, airplanes, Yeah,

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yeah. And when they met it
was so the other guy jumps in

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the other bulldozer and they look exactly
the same. That the same, they're

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the same front loader idiot. It's
a front loader idiot man. So then

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he runs the other guy down and
they have a bulldozer fight in the middle

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of the It's like Sigourney Weaver and
Aliens. They compared it to it.

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They compared that. They showed that
on the in the story and said let

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her go, you be out.
They showed transformers and then that one yeah,

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and uh go check the video out. So the guy so he ends

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up turning over the other. He
got to the side. He got to

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the side and the cops yelled turn
it over, turn it over, and

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he raised the thing up and they
fought back again and then finally went,

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I gotta see this. Here's what
I thought you were going to say,

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is they wanted to open fire on
him, and he brought the bucket.

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James Bond. So it's two Bold
front loaders. Front loader. It's a

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front loader, idiot. Well you
some kind of dumb ass. Well you

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radio boy man bulldozer. Dude,
there's a body you are. When people

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call a helicopter, chopter, chopper, chopper, what about a motorcycle,

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it's a chopper. Drive those things. I don't know how you ride it,

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Like your arms the way out,
Your arms are way hot. Those

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are ape hangers. Okay, but
is that a chopper? No choppers,

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just a long chopper is hard to
drive, bad cow. Those guys probably

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have to go to QC Kinetics so
they can get their arms all the way

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out again. Like yeah, yes, call two C Kinetics five thirty six.

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So please look up the bulldozer fight
scene. All right, So we

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don't have time to do what we
wanted to do. So what we do

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have time to play the Liam Neeson
if you can find absolute okay, real

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quick, we played Roadhouse on the
way in uh to this break and that's

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because you were a yay Roadhouse.
Chris Hart checks in on social media says,

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sorry, dude, the Roadhouse was
awful. The Roadhouse remake was awful

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on its own. If you compare
it to the original, it's even worse.

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Well, I'm not saying is you
know it wasn't bad for what it

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was. Is what you're saying.
It's gone with the Wind or the Godfather

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or anything like that. But if
you want a cheesy movie just to you

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know, guys beating the crap out
of each other, I'm watching. I

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don't watch part of it today,
and I will give you a confirm or

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not. Yeah, text me give
me an eggplant up or an eggplant down.

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Speaking of cheesy, it's this guy's
birthday. A depressing song. Terry

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Jacks. What is the what's the
kid dying of? Or died of?

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I'm not sure it's just a story
that I made up. Okay, thanks

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robing Cheez. Do you got Liam
Neeson for me? I do? I

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do? I do? Are you
ready for Liam? This is Liam Denissan

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auditioning to play the Easter Bunny,
featured on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

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I was waiting for him to go
give me that by fably. Actually

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that's Mel Gibson. Dude, that's
Mel Gibson. It's not Liam Neeson.

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Sure's not taken? Are you sure? Yes? I will bet one million

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dollars. Okay, show me the
million first here here it is. Oh

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that's your finger, Matt, the
one over here, bam boom hey checking

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out social media. Jefferson Moore film
director, writer, actor and also part

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of The Kelly and Jefferson Show in
cabot CoA. Say they're listening to Tony

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Dwight to warm up for their show. Say what they say? They listen

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to us every morning as inspiration when
they go on at ten am. Different

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markets. We can plug their show. Absolutely. I just looked it up.

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So give me back my family.
I'll give me back my son.

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Yes, is from Ransom. That's
with Mel Gibbs, Mel Gibson, give

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me back my son. Not my
family, thank you, it's part of

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his family. Family. That's shut
up. That's mel Gibson. That's not

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Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson is slower
talking and more intense. Find out more

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about Liam Neeson at www. Dot
I will find you. Oh my gosh,

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before this person died, they used
to take their car to Tony's break

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in Alignment. That's right, Tony's
Break in Alignment. Baby, finally a

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place that you could trust. You
heard me right, Trust when it comes

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to maintenance, prevent a maintenance on
your vehicle. They do more than just

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breaks in alignment. They do just
about everything on any type of vehicle.

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Okay, here's the great news,
loved ones. They don't give you just

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a warranty. They give you a
three year, thirty six thousand mile warranty

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on every single job they do.
Put your mind at rest. Col Louiell's

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best. It's my dear friends at
Tony's break in Alignment. Stick around top

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of the hour. Dave has a
list, and then I will do this

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day in history. After that,
let's say it's a plan. Stand news

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right away. Forty whas