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too. Yeah, yeah, we had a good Patreon. Yeah, we
talked about some shit. Yeah. Yeah, you got to start our timer
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tell you about our social media stuff. Yes, yeah, our new instagram
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Go follow F Cool Podcast because we're trying to we're rebranding kind of kind
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of the show. So I'm pulling all the funniest clips of all the different
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like not checking. Told her too, and she probably has an implant now,
Gabby and Missy they're probably arrested right now, probably pulled some too.
Always. Um, meth is not a good drug, you guys. Come
on, come on, I see is so adorable. She's a little girl.
Kelly Brandt is not your aunt, but she could step in in a
pinch. Yeah, Alicia, ask a loan from the city of el Monte.
Leslie, stop your coffin girl, come on now, take put it,
take a hauls. Yeah. Um, Valerie, Bubba Fenwick, love
that girl, Polly, We love your pancakes. Athena. We love your
dancing. Elizabeth Williamson. We love your name. It's so simple and easy.
Yes, it's a simple, easy name. Elizabeth's daitional. I like
it. Hero, everybody loves you and your name. Uh Rita rocks that
bassinet. Jacob is so very growley, but sweet, so sweet sweet love
him. Yeah. Leslie is not sweet. She's accosting people left and right.
Stop it, Leslie. Ashley is very chic. Nikki call you girls
us, Lori Gory love you. Randy May aims a lot of names.
Um, still love you. And she's getting hair extensions, which I think
is going to be super cool. Can't wait to see it. Can't wait
to see how your hair comes out. Rachel's a newcomer. Not for him
much longer, though, Aaron who dies? Who did? Stephanie Stinker Rinker?
Christi gets the job, Santra, It's not easy being green, Jennifer,
stand up, don't fall down, girl, Sarah Stefano, jess My
Piesono. Hell yeah, yeah, what's up? I just watched well that
what do you watch? I watched season two. I finished The Bear.
Oh my god, it's one of the best, getting to watch it,
best shows on TV. I cried, really laughed. I cried. I
was like, I can't. I do not want this show to end.
I like it so much. I'm still on season one, episode four.
I forgot about it. I got to get pushed through. Season one has
is a little bit tough, but it gets really good. Yeah, oh
my god. But season two right, like, how did so how did
they outdo season one? But they did? Yeah, there's like I can
think of three episodes in the second season that they are just like amazing and
just emotional roller coasters, and not that the other ones aren't, but like
three solid episodes that are really really like emotional and powerful and a lot more
than you know. Last season was mostly just them yelling at each other in
the kitchen, but this season gets more into the that's where I'm at.
They're all yelling. Yeah, this is like much more emotional and you like
know a lot about their backstories and like who they are as people now.
Joel McHale the brother that died or something. No, the brother that died
is John Burnthall. Really, yes, Joel McHale does have a very very
small role in the show, but it's it's like who is he playing.
He plays Um the Bear, the main character's old chef that used to brate
him in his fi in his three star Michelin restaurants. He used to call
him worthless and he's not gonna mount to anything. I believe that's Joe McHale's
character. Yeah, Oh I didn't because I noticed him in the first couple
episodes of the first season. I was like, that's but then I didn't
know if that was his older brother or who that was. Okay, okay,
well that's good to know. There's so there's Oh my god. It
was just like I want to start season two over again from the beginning and
just like go, oh, my god, is there gonna be stuff I
missed? I just want to savor love that I love. When that happened,
Yeah, and when we got to the final episode, I was just
like, oh no, I don't you know when you're like reading a book
that you're just like, yeah, they don't want it to end. I
felt that way with this. I was just like, I can't believe it.
And now there's a writer strike and an actors actor strike and I'm like,
I make another season. I know what's going on with the strike,
Like I hear that the actors if they take if they go on strike,
or it'll go faster. Maybe now they are on strike, they yeah,
where you've been? I don't know. Fran Drescher gave like a probably whiny
but also just because of her voice, probably a and our vice yeah speech,
but it was apparently very fire and uh yeah they're striking. Well maybe
now it'll end quicker. If the directors were to strike, I think it
would really speed things along. But they're not striking. Yeah they should.
Yeah, that shit would be over fast if the directors were to strike.
Yeah wow, I mean hopefully, Yeah, I'll had a lot of TV
to watch. It's going to be in like six or nine months right when
we're not going to have anything to watch because they're not making anything. So
we have stuff now, but in like nine months time, I feel like
just nothing is going to come out because no one's making anything. It's interesting
like how TV, you know, is podcasts are such a different animal,
Like anybody could make a podcast, right, You can just make a podcast
if you have the equipment. And then but then there are companies. Of
course, there's like Wondery that has producers and stuff. I think it would
be interesting like would they unionize and be like I'm not making enough money to
produce. I mean they do. I will tell you this inside scoop.
Podcast companies pay super shitty, like really shitty, yeah, to like be
a producer, and they work really hard a lot of them. For some
of these bigger companies have to produce a bunch of different shows. They're in
charge of writing, just like if it was a TV show. It's just
not visual, but like they have they're in charge of like scripts. I
mean John worked on a podcast for a while and he was the writer and
they were like making him do all these rewrites and it was like very low
pay and then but people that were in charge of him, we're making like
no money. Right. I just watched on Hulu the podcast Betrayal. Did
you see that? Oh, I haven't seen it, as I listened to
that podcast so good. Yeah, I didn't listen to it, and I
watched it on Hulu and it was it was good. It was good.
Yeah, But I mean it was just them doing what they do on the
podcast. But they were just like it's like a documentary like Dirty John Ah,
Like it was like the girls from the podcast, we're just talking.
We're just talking, which makes me, Yeah, it is basically if you
already listen to it, then you probably don't need to watch because but I
didn't listen to it, so I didn't know really what the story was.
But either it's a lot of like you realize, it's just the girls,
like we could do a podcast if we had enough pictures and videos of our
past, because that's all it was like they're they're talking and you know,
she's talking the camera but they're yeah, they're rolling all the clips of just
the video of him and like at the school with the kid. What you
know, Well, if we wanted to like put some money into it.
We could do that with like certain story we could you know, write Remember
when we did our live show, we told certain stories and we had pictures
from when we were kids. We had pictures from certain things. You almost
had the Jerry Seinfeld Answering Machine message. But we didn't have a boombox or
something. Yeah, we didn't get an audio. Yeah, we didn't get
a yeah yeah next time next to that, Yeah, that would be a
yeah. Yeah. Well I'm not gonna watch that pod. I'm not gonna
watch that podcast. Now you don't need to watch it, but um but
uh, I'm one of my I watched The Oppenheimer Doctor. We talked about
that. No, we didn't know. It's so good. Really, yeah,
it's really good because the movie's coming out, and so that's all Sunny's
talking about. I can't wait to see the movie. Actually, I already
bought tickets to see the movie. Now, what's it about. It's about
the guy that created the atomic bomb? Uh right? And like the documentary
you know, you watch because I wanted to know more about him, and
so like how he felt at like the having all that power and knowing that
he's wiping out you know, civilians and I mean, now I can see
how the movie's probably gonna play out. It's probably gonna be interested. But
anyway, so I watched that which is on Peacock, and now I'm really
into like the ninety day Fiance. Shit, really, oh my god,
I'm so into it right now, like it it's a is it the other
way or before? It's before right before the ninety days? I think it's
the before the ninety days. What's no, there's a ninety Dan the regular,
then there's the other way, right, but what's out right now?
There's probably before the ninety days it is, Yeah, so that's going on
right now. So it's hot. I'm this poor guy, like this guy
like falls in love with this beautiful girl from Barbados, you know, been
talking to her on the phone for four years, went to years, four
years, went to Barbados to go meet her, never shows up, goes
back home, still really wants to meet her, and then lo and behold,
the producers are like, well, we did a little digging and it's
not a her, it's a guy. And this guy has been sending money
to this who he thinks is a girl, right, and he's still like,
well, maybe she went to jail and it's her pimp trying to talk
of God like dude, and her his sister's like, you're what You're not
that dumb, are you? And he's like, I even watched the show
Catfish, and I really didn't think I was being I fell in love with
this person. Now he like really wants to go meet whoever this person that
was talking in But um, then there's this lesbian who's hilarious. I love
her. You would love her. She's so funny, she's kind of cute
too. Yeah, so I'm watching, but so I'm caught up on that.
So now I'm watching the British ninety Day Fiance version okay, which is
still it's good, but I'm like, want you get caught up in?
It's like I want to keep going. I like, I want to keep
going by the way, I can understand how somebody could get catfished. Yeah,
one time years ago when AOL was new, like around the time that
I found John online on AOL and was like messaging him. You could just
message random people and like be funny or whatever, and somebody messaged me randomly
and they were called I'll never forget this Hubris and just started talking to me,
and I was like, who is the who is this? And they
were like, you know, being flirty and being really funny though, like
super funny and like flirting with me. And I was like, who do
you who are we friends with? Like did you find me or whatever?
And then we started talking for kind of a while. In like one set,
I mean I was probably talking to them for like an hour. It
was my best friend Bonnie, Yeah, fucking with you, oh, fucking
with me? And she finally told me. She was like, Haha,
it's Bonnie, and I was like, I was so embarrassed, Lynnette,
because I was like, I felt like, how stupid, But I know
I started feeling like, oh, I think I like this person. Yeah,
she and she felt bad because you know, I think she started to
feel bad because she could tell that I was like responding yeah yeah, and
she was like I'm sorry, but I was like that sucks and that's embarrassing.
So embarrassed. I was so embarrassed. Yeah, but like, whn't
this guy for four years? And he said yeah, yeah, but I'm
just saying I see how you could get kind of sucked in. Yeah.
But then once the producers tell you we talked to him the guy. Oh
yeah, it's a guy. Yeah, you know, Okay, like leave
it at that. But if it's been four years, I can see how
your brain would just be like that, just that can't be right, Like
I have a relationship with this person, Like who would do that for four
years? Well, somebody who wants your money exactly exactly. I mean,
like they did a reverse picture. They found that this the actual woman is
doing like you know, like phone sex and stuff like that. Like that's
so that's where the guy got the pictures from. Oh you know, it's
like, I don't know, you know, you know what. We should
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else are you? Do you have any I've I've I listened to? Do
you listen to The Opportunist. No, it's a pretty good podcast. You
should check it out. And they did a like a six part series.
Oh, I wanted to talk to you about this, about these like wilderness
camps for teen you know, for kids that are troubled, troubled kids,
where they send you to like these wilderness and this girl that died at one
really and it's a whole it's like a really crazy story, yeah, about
how unregulated some of these places are. Wow. Yeah, so this was
one of those. I mean they're so abusive. You remember Paris Hilton talked
about this too, these places that people send their kid She was at one
of them too, and they're unregulated and can be extremely abusive, and they're
still fighting to regulate them now. But it's a like a six I want
to say, it's like a six parter, maybe even eight parts. And
it's called The Opportunists. It's called the Opportunists. So they're they're doing a
new season right now. I'm gonna look it up on my phone right now.
Tell you the latest one. Uh, I haven't set to like um
see oh unplayed? Okay, play all all episodes. Okay, it's called
Gail Palmer. Gail Palmer and then it's seven parts. It's good. I
recommend it. Go listen to that. Also, there's a new one.
But here's the problem. The problem is there's only one episode of it so
far, so that's super annoying. I hate that. Yeah, but it's
called you guys got to all get on this. It's called the Coco Berthman
Story, The Coco Berthman Story, and it's gonna it's another one of these
like women faking cancer, faking like backstory crazy, yeah, getting famous for
like possibly a very fake story. Oh oh girl, I'm listening to another
one called The Retrievals. Did I tell you about this last week? Now?
Problem is this one also only has three episodes so far. It's about
these women. Okay, this one is about these women that were at a
fertility clinic. Yeah, huh, I didn't tell you about this last Okay,
they're at a fertility clinic, and one of the women who worked at
the fertility clinic was stealing the painkiller medication. So a bunch of the women
had to undergo procedures, painful procedures, and they were medicated, they were
there was no medication. It was sailine ostead of like fentanyl or whatever they're
supposed to be taking, right, So a lot of traumatized women going through
these super painful procedures, not getting pain medicine, and then this the woman
anyway, that's what the whole series is about. Wow, wyeah, it's
pretty good. How many episodes are out? Only three? So I'm listening
to what you told me a while back about the Munchausen. Oh yeah,
I'm listening to this for second Ammanda. No, no, no, no,
the other one. Okay. Why should you believe me? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, believe yeah, believe in magic. Believe in magic.
No, one never heard of that. No, it's a what's it called?
Why should you believe me? Is that the name of it? Oh?
Nobody should believe me? Okay, Yeah, there's two seasons of that,
Okay, and I'm listening to this second season. I didn't love that
one as much. Yeah, I'm try believe in magic. Okay, believe
in me. It's fucking crazy. Okay. Yeah, is that Munchausen because
I led that ship. Yes, yes, that is Munchausen. It's so
good. But it's Australian, so you know they talk like that. But
um, you know, put another shrimp on the bobby, right, but
it's really good. Yeah, okay, it's good. I'm gonna because I
need stuff to listen to and I love the Munchausen. Put it on your
phone right now. Believe in my just I made a note of it.
Yeah, okay, both of them. Coco Berkman's story. Yeah, goodcast
and believe in magic. You'll find me one mm hmm. Let me ask
you this. Yeah, do you ever get in like a a Facebook,
um, like a group, yeah, posts messages and like half the people
are really fucking boring and then like they post a lot, but it's a
group you need to be in, so you don't want to leave the group.
But then do you ever get like stabby mad when somebody goes and like
likes all the messages. It's like, okay, I understand that you're responding
to a message and saying something, but if there's like seventeen people in a
group. Don't like message. If somebody posts a message, don't hurt it,
right, because then I'm just getting my phone is constantly. I had
to mute this Facebook thread. And it's just like because you get notified,
Yeah, I do you get that? No, I don't. Ever,
I don't get notification. Your phone doesn't notify you when you're in a group
tech situation, in a tech not Facebook. You know, a group text?
Yeah, a group text. You're in a group text. Yes,
you're in a group, and they text, and they constantly say something in
the group, and then they'll go and like a message, or one person
will go and like heart every message. Stop, don't do that. Yeah,
I don't care if you liked so and so's. I hate that hike
that they went on, wrap off, I hate it. Hate it?
Yes, yes, yes, I don't need that kind of approbation, like
it's I can just tell you that I went on a hike and just leave
it alone, right, I get I'm sure you appreciated my hi. Yeah,
yes, well, because I I had to. I was on like
some volleyball moms right, like whatever, and I had to mute it.
And now I want to like join it, Like, but are they going
to see Lenecke Carola left the group. Yes, they will. Yeah,
yeah, well, well I notice you're not it. Well it's not going
to announce you're not going to because sometimes that you left the conversation. That's
like in a Facebook group. I don't think it will. I think you
just won't be in the text anymore. Oh and then if but if they
go to look and see if you're in the group, they'll you know,
if they're specifically going, oh I haven't heard from Lynette in a while.
Yeah, now nobody's gonna miss me. Oh just leave, okay, good
because that's six months too late. Now I've been on this fucking thing.
It doesn't stop. It's like Mother's Day, Happy Mother's Day, like shut
oh my god, like and everybody's gotta like everybody, yes, yes,
I ate it. I've noticed that there are certain people and our Facebook group
does not have this, but like my neighborhood buy nothing group, these people
are way too invested in this group. And some of these people are just
on there twenty four seven, Like every post is from like the same guy.
There's this one guy. It's the same people. I've complained about him
in the past because I told you that he was so obsessed with giving stuff
away that one time there was like, remember I told you there was like
a rusty nail that he found and he was like, I don't know,
this is a true I'm not this is not hyperbole. He found like a
rusty nail in a driveway and was like, this is kind of cool.
I don't know if anybody wants it. He's obsessed. But and I would
think that the other end, he's always giving away books. And here's what
he does. He will go to like other people's yard sales and buy like
all their books and then give them away, like two at a time.
On the buying nothing group. I think he's so lonely. But here's the
thing, Like, I'm in so many of these different types of group.
Who's got that kind of time? The paying for college one? Did I
tell you I got I'm back in oh Uli only because I was kind of
entertained by it. Obviously I don't care anymore. But now I'm just like,
I don't know, do I want to fight with somebody in those ye
for college? I want to get mad about something. I want to get
mad about stuff, right, and these people are so crazy. But I've
noticed so many of the same people in so many people's posts. It's like
they just live to like share college information. I'm like, is that all
you do all day is monitor the paying for college group and weigh in on
everybody's unique situations? Right, well, I'm applying for community college in Kentucky.
Oh well, uh, like they're weighing in on it. Yeah,
Like, bitch, you don't even live in why not start out? I
just I think that these like people they must not get anything out of their
spouse or something like, they must need attention something like, Yeah, I
don't. I don't get it, Like, I mean, I should probably
be on Facebook a little more with our faith, like, but I don't
know, I don't get it. I just don't. I'm just like,
there's too many of these groups, but the buy nothing. Oh my god.
And this guy's like the moderator of the group and they're always getting mad
at people for like you're supposed to let it simmer, like if you post
something and you're supposed to because it builds community or whatever. If you you
know, let's say you want to give away, you know whatever, a
painting and then if it's a good give or whatever, you're supposed to put
it there. You're supposed to wait twenty four hours to give everybody, all
the neighbors a chance to weigh in and say they want it. I don't
know that, but that's the etiquette. That's the etiquette. But a lot
of times people will be like, hey, does anybody want this, like,
you know, face cream? And then somebody will be like, oh,
I like it, And then you're like, great, pm me for
pickup, you know, and then they'll be like a reminder, Hey,
guys, just a reminder you got you. Really, it's better if you
let it simmer because it helps, you know. I I you know what
I've discuss I love is next door. I was at next door. I
woke up in a middle of the night last night, can sleep, and
I get notified on my email like some you know, like in your neighborhood,
this happened. You know, there's a black bear on the loose in
your neighborhood, So in my neighbor So then I go in there and now
now I'm like watching people fight about the homelessness. You know that homeless it's
houseless. It's not the homeless. It's the houseless. It's like they're fighting
and then like housed, right, and then it's like I just I can't
get it up. Then I look and I go, this guy's an asshole.
Then I go and look at who he is, and then I look
at all his postings, and then I go and see like what he's fights,
he's picked, and I can't get enough. Like the next door is
the best, Oh yeah, best. I love the people that, um,
you think they know their rights that are like, you know, this
person, there's a car that's been parked like two hours down for me for
a week. I've already called three one one. I've already called the police,
and they're not doing anything about it. And it's like, oh my
god, how is it hurting you? Right, it's not even in front
of your house, right, But then all these are people comes swooping in
like oh oh well, you gotta you gotta go there, and you gotta
like see the car and you leave a note on it. You gotta call
the police. You gotta continuously call the police, like the police have nothing
better to do than monitor, Like I know a car that's parked out the
street, I know, And then you belie. The other people I love
are the animal lovers, which I'm an animal lover. But there's one guy
who was like driving down to two ten and saw and saw a dog on
the on the fast lane, like but I was driving too fast. I
couldn't, you know. And then he got attacked because like, how dare
you you drove by that you left the dog on the side of the freeway.
And then somebody else is like, hate to break the news, but
I just drove by and saw that the dog was dead, and it's like,
oh no. The humanity, It's like, oh my god, this
poor guy. He was like trying to help the dogs, Like what did
you do? He's like I had my baby in the back seat, Like
I can't. I couldn't slow down. I'm just telling you guys that there's
a dog out there. You should have called the Pasadena Humane Society a whole
right, He's like, fuck me for trying to do you know. It's
oh my god, it's hilarious. I get I'm on there all the time.
I have so many I'm on so many like um Dog Rescue Group,
Like you like one post one time, and then you'll just start getting them
on your feed. That's all my feed is is like dogs faces, and
I'm constantly but I want that one. I know, I know I would
have had just from seeing that stuff on my Facebook, I would have like
four dogs by now. An Melope would not allow that. Yeah, I
do too. Like I, you know, found lost dog, I have
to follow the thread to make sure it got home. Okay, Like I
want to know did that dog get rescued? There was two Dobermans stuck like
for they were skinned, I don't know. They were stuck in like the
horse trails up by our house, and it took like two weeks for somebody
to finally get them and trap them and get them to help. Like they
were running, they were skittish, they were and they were looking out for
each other, and they were leaving food and water. They had this whole
entrapment thing to kind of try and catch them. It was a whole I
was following that. I was like, did they get the Doberman's finally they
did? Yeah. Oh, I'm such a sucker for those dog rescue videos.
Do you ever follow hope for pause? I think I've seen it.
Oh my god. It's this guy named el Dad and he's this big animal
rescue guy and they always do follow these huge rescues similar thing like that would
have been a hope for pause one. And they put him to like really
good music, like you're just like crying and like and it's all like,
oh, this is how the dog was before, like they found it under
a car like downtown. And then and then they you know, half the
video is them trapping the dog and getting it and it's all grawlly and r
but then like here it is with the foster and it's the sweetest and then
you want to just like drop out of society and just do animal rescue.
I know those people are all crazy, though, they are they. I
mean I see him on next door app they go fucking nuts. Oh god,
Klin, do you want to get another dog? Um? Yeah,
I would like I would like to get another dog. It's our house is
a bit um busy, it's a bit full for a dog. But yeah,
I would like to get another dog. Yeah dog, um hopefully pretty
good. Um. The guy that took him and moved up to San Francisco,
who I used to work with, I would check in like maybe once
every nine months to a year, and every time I checked in, He's
like, oh, Ringo's doing so good. He's such a great dog.
He did happen to bite somebody today, And every time I asked him,
like how he's doing, He's like, yeah, he kind of bit somebody.
And it was just kind of making me sad every time I like checked
in with him, and so I just kind of stopped asking fucking Phil every
morning. Phil's got this routine in the morning where he as soon as the
light comes up, he comes and he just like he'll paw at me like
he wants to get up, and I had like, you know, and
then I'm like, are you do you want to get up to because you
have to pee or you want to get up because you want to eat?
Because he gets both at the same time when I write and then I'll take
him. I'll go down I think he has to beat So I go downstairs
and I opened the door and he just stands there like, no, no,
that's not what I want, not it. No, And I'm like
then I go, no, you're not eating yet. It's fucking five thirty
in the morning. Now you wait, You're gonna wait another two hours.
And ah, He's just does such a pain in the ass. But he's
so cute though, Like, I miss him when I'm not at the house.
Imagine not being with people, like, oh, I love people so
much. I can't take it. But she's getting old, dude, She's
like not. It's hard with her because she's always been kind of slow,
kind of a lethargic. I mean, I can't tell you how many times
we've taken her to the vet and been like, but she walks so slow.
She does have pretty bad arthritis, so it causes her to like she's
just not But I think she's just I think she was always much older than
they said she was. Yeah, I think, and I think she's old
now. I mean, and she's very slow. So she just likes her
regular routine. And I think she's kind of still anxious about the fact that
I can't ever walk her. So she still wakes me up every morning.
She stands next to my bed and goes and then I and then John's like,
peepo, I'm gonna take you. But he's not used to getting up
early right like I do. So we still both wake up, like I
still wake up at the same time as the kids used to wake up for
school. Because Penelope wakes us up, right, right, only difference is
I can just like lay around in bed and drink coffee, yeah, and
then watch. Then I start getting anxious because John doesn't want to take her,
and she cries to me like he hasn't she hasn't gotten it through yet.
That like I'm not going to be taking her for a while, right,
So I'm like, I don't know what to tell you. Yeah,
I gotta keep but you gotta bug John harder, right, you gotta be
more pathetic on the other side of the bed. Yes, yes, yeah,
yeah, I mean you got to do make the face, but do
it over there, right, because I'm with you. I want to take
you. Yeah. I can't walk. Yeah, yeah, I'm still in
the boot, is what I'm saying. I don't know if anybody how much
longer. Um, well, so, as I was telling you on the
last episode, because my foot was hurting still and I was like, why
is my foot still hurting? But the orthopedis did say a week from today
that we're recording today. This is Friday's episode. So by Monday he said
a boot twenty four seven, stay off of it for a month, And
that was exactly three weeks ago. So I'm not even supposed to be trying
to put weight on it for another week. But four. I was like,
like, a few days ago, I was going to go out of
town for this trip, and I was taking a shower and I stepped down
on my foot a little bit because I was stepping into the shower, and
I was like, it hurts so bad, and I'm like, dam it's
still hurting a lot. You said you've never broken your foot right now,
and you didn't break your foot. You just sprained your ankle right right,
and then at some point it just wasn't hurting at all, and you were
fine, Yeah, it got better. But that's spraying your ankle is different
than breaking your foot. Yeah. Yeah, you gotta stay off of it.
You just have to. I know, it just sucks. I feel
fine. Hey, let's take a quick break, all right, all right?
Who I had something else that I was going to tell you. Oh,
I was looking at my phone my life through sixty and Xander just went
somewhere. Oh, I was going to tell you this is kind of funny.
So the other night I told you that when I went for my birthday.
After my birthday, it was me Sadie Xander, Elbi and her boyfriend,
and we all played Cards against Humanity and it was really funny. So
last night Xander was out somewhere, Elbie was out somewhere. It was just
me and John and Sadie and we decided to play Cards against Humanity, just
the three of us. Oh boy, oh my god. I was laughing
so freaking hard, and it was so wrong and it was everything that like
hopefully people kind of like about us, but all he judges. I mean,
Lyndette, you haven't lived till you've played with your fifteen year old kid.
And some of the answers were like um muncheon puss, Oh my god,
I know. But the worst, the worst the cards were, the
harder we were laughing, like I was laughing so hard my stomach was,
and Sadie was fine playing it, and then so so John and I were
doing this thing where we were just like giving each other like completely like stone
face, Like we would put just the most horrendous wrong card, like four
hours of Continuous Penetration was one of them, and we would we would put
it down and then we'd just like laid the card down and then just be
like like having to look on our face like what like, and then you'd
read the card and then we would I mean, I would try to keep
a straight face, and then I was I'm telling you belly laughs till I
was like stop, stop my stone. The cards so bad, and Sady
was putting down like the most raunchius car like I cannot believe, Like she's
like I would be mortified. One of the cards was like something something like
what's happening at this party? This party's off the hook because of all the
and then the card I put down was scissoring if that's even a thing,
how can they put and Sadie started cry laughing, Oh my god, because
some of the cards are not even dirty, they're just like non sequiturs,
like it's like, hey, what what would ruin your Christmas party? Quicker
than anything else? And then the like gary like right, So then we
would laugh at that because it's like so stupid. Yeah, oh my god.
I Xander went to uh see some bands play with a friend of his
and they did not invite Sadie. I know. You know what's hard with
twins is like as as the Triple B would tell us like you gotta let
them be their own person, like you can't. I still call them the
twins, fuck you, Betsy Brown Braun. But you know it's hard because
I feel like they're the exact same age and they share friends. Right,
So when one of them is like invited to do something but with a friend
that's maybe not as close friends with the other twin, yeah, yeah,
you feel bad, but you're like, I can't. I can't be like
Xander to invite Sadie because he'd be like he would and he hates to hurt
her feelings, but he'd also be feeling like, am I not allowed to
have any of my own life? Like every aspect of my life have to
be shared? Yeah, my twin. Yeah, and the same for her,
Like if she's hanging out with somebody, I don't want her to feel
like if Xander's at home not doing anything right, But if they were both
really busy all the time and had a lot of friends, would be one
thing. But it's like when one of them has a friend sometimes the other
one has nothing to do. It as sad. Yeah, like what would
you do in that's now I understand. I agree, I would do the
same. Like they have to learn and you know you have to respect that
they have their other friends and stuff, you know, but yeah, it
does suck. Like there's times where like Natalie is busy, she's doing and
then like, you know, it's the summer and the weekend, it's like,
what are you doing, Sonny And he's like, yeah, I don't
really have any plans, and I you know, do you want to do?
But like, yeah, I mean it's different though, because they have
different sets of friends, so they don't really share the same friends. It
would be hard. Yeah. Yeah, Like there's this friend that Xander has
that he tells me that the parents like, there's two younger siblings and the
kid, well, you know, sometimes he always has to include the younger
one, like let your brother come, you know, Oh, you guys
are going to walk to the store, will bring your brother with you?
And I remember that from when I was younger, and it's that's so irritating.
Yeah, but you have to bring your sibling with you and you're like
yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. But then it's different when they're
twins, right, because why shouldn't they bring the other one. They're they're
the same, the same grade, they go to the same school, they
know the same people, so like what it feels more like ones deliberately being
like excluded even though they're not. Yeah, yeah, especially at a small
school, right right, yeah, yeah, well yeah, I mean,
while summer is almost over, can you believe it? I know I can't
believe it. No, Well, it's like we still have another month,
about a month. Yeah, yeah, I'm loving it me too. I
love I feel because I have so many different jobs like teaching and podcasts and
um, well, before I was writing the book, it's been so nice
to like not have the school the driving to school. I know, I
don't know why, but that's just like such a big part of the day
it is. But now it's like they're gonna have They're gonna be driving themselves
to school, and for me, it's that that's it. After this year
By they'll be done, I know, after this next school year. Yeah,
and they're gonna be so independent as seniors. Yeah, but there's a
lot to do. Senior year is a very is way different than junior year
really because oh yeah, senior year is a whole different ballgame. They have
so many senior events they have. I mean, for one thing, they
have senior Prom, but they have like, um, like Elby had,
like Senior Sunrise, Senior Lunch, Senior Skip day, Senior this, senior
grad night. The every feels like every week you're doing something for their yeah
you know. And then there's going to be the college applying for colleges right
right? Where do you what? Um? Before we wrap? What are
you thinking? How's it going on? They're working with their college counselors,
and Natali's got kind of an idea of what she wants to do. Well,
she if she has to go to junior college, she wants to go
to junior college in Arizona. Okay, like go live there. Yeah,
um, and then Sonny might go to junior college here Pasadena. But why
doesn't she just go to college in Arizona. Well she wants, but the
University of Arizona. She can get in there at Arizona State. Well,
well yeah took it in. Yeah we'll see. So, um, you
know they're working. Yeah, they're working with their college counselors of what they
want to do. And maybe Sonny will go I don't know, or maybe
he'll go to a trade school. I don't know. Oh really maybe,
but he wants to go to a universe. He wants to do so I
don't know what does? Does Natalia know what she wants to make Adrian,
She's still trying to figure it out. She likes business though, Oh yeah,
so something in business, I'm not sure what yet, Okay, and
sunny broadcasting yeah, or film school like he yeah, like he loves that.
So yeah, a lot of great film schools. Yeah, so we'll
see. Has he made any little movies he has? Last year, Um,
with this school, he won a right yea, oh if that's so
cool? Yeah, so he's done. He's been doing that stuff, but
um, yeah, I don't know. Well, we'll see. Still trying
to figure it out. Yeah, well, they have a little while before
they have to apply. Yeah, I know. I'll be right there with
you because Albi has to reapply. Yeah, same deadlines as your kids are
gonna have, right, right, maybe a little bit no her I think
that you see deadline end of November November thirty. If I think she'll be
doing it again, yeah, well good for her though. I'll be here
to help you if you have any question, now, I know. Yeah,
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