The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. I'm almost afraid to check.
But Graham, how's the voice? Bang Gay? Sounds pretty good to me.
Oh God, just basking the glory of it all. God, by
the way, it is wild for on the JV Show. I'm Selena Ghad,
I'm Jess Graham. You were at the game yesterday? How the game
was it? I am shocked to have any voice coming out of my mouth
right now, so I'm screaming my face off. Yesterday it was awesome,
Selena. The Niners are going to the super Bowl. I heard. God.
Let's get a good ceilings get to this talk back really quick. Good
morning JAV Show, Fav. This is your boy. I have been checking
in from Casper Valley. Hey, I just want to say, Graham.
If we lost the game, I was gonna blame you because you were at
the game. But we didn't. We got that dump. Let's go.
I think everybody was gonna blame Grammy. Yeah. I mean I heard that
from a lot of people. And again, I've got a long track record
of guaranteeing Irons wins. I guaranteed this night or when I was at the
game. I guess what they yeah, good luck, charm. Now you
know what I think about the Lions. Guess what you suck? You shuck.
Actually, the Lions are pretty damn good. Jeez, what a game.
Hold. So let's talk about your experience there. You went with three
Lions fans. Yeah, and your first time at Levi's, My very first
time at Levi's and probably I mean, I don't want to offend the you
know, the Levi's in the faceball, but I mean, I'm probably not
going to too many Moore there. It's too damn far, you guys,
it's so far. I live in nap but it's you know, what time
I got home last week? What time did you get home? About ten
minutes ago? And then you turned around up straight, like, I don't
know, maybe two hours of sleep tops, and I'm back here again,
came here and slept at work. Aside from how far it is from NAPA,
you have to admit like it's a cool stadium though, right, yeah,
or you either you just didn't like anything last night. I know,
I love look, I have a I had a great experience there, mostly
because the Niners won the NFC Championship the Super Bowl, So you know,
it's like that part was great. I'm I will forever be salty that the
forty nine ers did not get a stadium built in San Francisco. That's just
me, so I don't want that's fair. I want to take that away
from that. But it took us. I took a party bus down there.
Look now that was awesome. The thing was stacked with white Claws.
I was like, that is I didn't stack the bus with white Claus.
It was like, is anybody, are there any beers on here? No,
only Mango white Claus. Sure they're delicious. Whatever, I'll hammered down
a few of those, And that part was great. We took from a
bar in the city, took a couple of pregame shots on this bus,
rolled down to the game. Perfect all the I mean it was hot out,
I mean all the makings for you know, for a perfect day.
Then the forty nine were getting spanked for the first half of the game.
What was going on? Oh my god, the Lions fans. You should
have seen them. Their chess were puffed out and they were talking smacked,
I mean, they were in my face. Made it made it hard to
watch because I knew what they were thinking. That I knew what all the
Raiders fans were thinking. Oh no, you know, So to be honest,
after those first couple of quarters, I was like, well, I'm
gonna go downstairs and just make dinner. Then I guess and I came back
and we were crushing it. What the heck I mean? I was You'd
never seen a more sad version of me. Just sitting there, Jimmy sulking
as these Lions fans, Lions fans of all fans, The Lions they suck.
Guess what you for generation They were puffing their chests out and peacock and
I was like, oh god, this is gonna be the longest trip home
ever. All I could think about was you saying that, you know,
the Lions suck, and I'm like, how are they? How are they
pulling this off? Right now? God? They made the Niners d look
absolutely horrible. We were getting embarrassed, Yeah, and in the smack talk
because and look rightfully so, because had the score been flipped, you know,
in the first half, I probably would have been peacocking around talking smack
myself. But it's no fun when you're at the receiving an end of it
and you're like this is gonna be a really tough deficit to come back from.
Thank god we did. How was that right home with your Lion's friends?
Were they quiet? Two of them didn't even get on the bus.
Where did they go? I think they just took an uber because they're like,
we don't want to be subjected to the house. I'm assuming the one
that went on the party bus with he was the one that want some money
because he put money on the Niners, right or was that not him?
Yeah, he puts some money on the Niners. He was there on the
bus back, but he, you know, some of the money put on
was on the spread and they didn't cover the spread anyway, so it's a
you know, so he was doubly mad, but I was. That was
so funny. They didn't even get back on the bus. Like, I
don't blame him. I wouldn't want to get back on that bus and then
if then I lost that game and I had to get back on that bus,
are you kidding me? With a bunch of Lions fans on there,
I mean it was a mixed Niners and Lions fan but there were more Lions
fans than we needed on that bus. Yeah, I wouldn't want to sit
there. You know how long it took. Here's my one. It's always
a pain getting in out of stadiums, right, it always is. Noever,
there's no easy way. But this bus. This bus driver he parked
the bus. We got off, and it was kind of like, you
know, be a good idea, turn this thing around and have it facing
the right way to get out of here. He didn't do that. I
mean, I don't know what he's doing for four hours, nothing to do.
You could have no cars in the lot right there, you could have
just turned it around. It took an hour and twenty minutes for the bus
to turn on the round hidding me just to turn around in the parking lot.
And by making that turn, we were actually farther away from where we
started. We were closer to the exit. But by the time we turned
around, now we're a couple hundred yards even farther away from the exit.
More than two hours to get out of the parking lot. I'm telling you
what I say. I got home twenty minutes to go from the game.
I got home twenty minutes ago from the game. See Levi's is like known
for just being a nightmare. Trying to get out of there though, so
since the place opened, and that's with every single event they have, their
concerts, it's the same thing. Two hours mess two hours to get to
the highway, one hour to the city, one hour from the city to
Napa. So Graham's not having a good morning. I'm having a fantastic go
to the super Bowl. I mean, you're having a rough morning in terms
of being tired. But yes, the Niners going to super Bowl. I
got a lot. There's a lot of time I won't I'm not gonna unpack
it all right now. It was a lot to unpacked from the game.
There was a French fright incident that we're gonna have that we're going to have
to talk about at some point. I may or may not owe some people
in apology. There a lot to unpack from this game. All right,
we'll do all of that later this morning. Everything wake up the game yesterday.
Yet one more thing, and I'm gonna want to rant about this a
little bit, but you guys and everybody's been my dms. Happened to the
NFL script. It's scripted. It was supposed to be Niners that happened to
the script was already on the newscast, and there were championship cakes people were
sending me in videos. Super Bowl cakes were already made with the script.
You guys, what happened to the script? It's not scripted, dummies.
Yeah, there's the whole conspiracy because the Super Bowl logo, the colors are
red and purple. It's sposible. The Niners and the Ravens. Okay,
fine, that didn't happen everybody. You know how many people DM me the
video of the one guy that freeze frames the newscast where the ticker at the
bottom says Niners, Ravens, super Bowl and the date, and everybody's like
see see like like they send it to some small TV station even if they
even the NFL is like, we got to pull up the most massive conspiracy
of all time. You know what we should do. Let's send this to
the Topeka news station so they could be ready to broadcast it. As if
they can't announce the matchup in real time when it gets announced, tell them
ahead of time about it, all right? What you sa You suck?
So time to get their little ticker and order across the bottom of the screen.
The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. You guys, hasn't January
been like the longest month ever? Do? I feel like? It's how
long? January long but so short at the same time, Like, really,
I don't know what my fast for you a little bit. So apparently
January is like known to kind of drag on, and experts have weighed in
and they say it's because after the holidays were coming from like such a high
where there's like so much fun and social gatherings, and then we hit January.
It's just like there's just nothing back to normal. We have to get
better regular, boring routine. Yeah, you go back to work, bill
school, The days are shorter, you know, it's dark cold, Yeah,
so that can have an impact on our well being. January, January
is January. Yeah, is up in January? Right? So on Friday
the JV Show that's myself and Graham and Justin Cheedy, we decided to make
a music video. If we can even call it that, I think we
can't. Yeah, taking a video, yeah, so sweet and Pilo they
have their new song do It for the Bay. Go check out our video
at the jvshow dot com. That's I hope we did good. I think
we did well. I very set off of the reaction. People loved it,
so I'm like okay with it. I did leave a comment. I
was like, wow, we could have used the filter to like whiten my
teeth or something. It kind No, we could have, and we did
it for all of us. My needs some little up But what really hurt
my feelings is like over forty people liked that comment and I was like,
what, thank you thought it was funny? Oh not at me? No,
okay, thank you, yeah, thank you. My favorite part is
the upside down wall tork. Yeah, that was a bil I thought a
major success. Yeah. So if you want to see the JV Show Graham
included upside down on a wall Towerking, you have to go to the JB
Show dot com and check out our music video for doing for the Bank.
I'm watching it again right now. We were saying it looked like Graham was
in slow motion. Good. I mean, that's that was like the point.
Yeah, I thought this is what we were doing, all right.
So that's at the JV show dot com. Graham, what do you have
some new research, you guys? And this new research is not good for
us and not good for a lot of people that are driving to work today
because, according to new research, sitting at a desk all day. I
mean, we knew it's you know, we knew it can't be good for
you, but it actually has a very detrimental effect on your health. Sixteen
percent higher risk of mortality from all causes from people who predominantly sit at work
desk all day, thirty four percent higher risk of mortality from cardiovascular disease.
So they're saying, if you yeah that too, If you say that a
desk all day, you need to add extra cardio, an extra exercise to
your daily routine. You have to go above and beyond what a person that
works a slightly more active job but have to do to combat that. So,
like if a normal person needs, you know, fifteen minutes of cardio
day, you need thirty whatever if you're sitting at a desk all day.
And I've noticed that also in this show, we've it's a lot more sitting.
I feel like it's a lot more sitting than it used to be.
I feel like I used to run back and forth between studios, was run
around hitting buttons and stuff, and there's just a lot more sitting lately.
I feel like we might need to incorporate Yeah, yeah, yeah, a
lot. I think Yeah, I think we need to. I mean,
do you want to do like jumping jackstering commercials? I mean, I'll say
this on the Old Dogout Show many years ago, Jav and I we'd stand
the entire show. There were no chairs, you didn't have the option,
and all the mics around booms that were like at hell Hall at a higher
level. Yes, and so you stood the whole time and it was like
it, I don't know, there's something to that energy. I feel like
that would help my posture because I am hunched over like ninety percent of the
time I'm here. Yeah, I agree? Is that unch back? Wow?
Round you? Not at you? I agree? Now I'm laughing at
you your hunch back. My posture could use some of that. And then
I'm in the car community on top of that, posture is not really good
in there either, So like, think about how much we say and we're
only in here for I mean for four hours basically the time that we're sitting
here actually doing this show. There's people that work an eight hour job.
Can you believe people actually work eight hours? Like it's okay, I would
not last. I mean when you add up the hours of your day and
then a time and there's prep that goes on the show and stuff, it's
I mean, I blow right, and then for a couple hours of community,
I blow way past eight hours. That's what I'm saying. That people
have that eight hour normal shift and then a commune on to that right,
ours gets broken up a little bit at least. Yeah, but yeah,
just a warning to everybody. If you're sitting down all day at work,
you're an increased chance of mortality, new study. So get up and move
around, Move around people. The JV Show on Wild ninety four to nine.
Apparently everybody is getting like greedy. They want money and a lot of
it. Everybody wants their their money. According to this new poll, particularly
the younger generations Millennials and Gen Z, almost fifty percent of both those groups
say they are obsessed with the idea of being rich. Now, despite that
obsession with being rich, fifty two percent of Americans said they don't think they
will ever be rich. That number should be a little a little higher because
spoiler spoiler spoiler alert, we ain't all getting rich. It ain't gonna happen.
The other interesting thing from this. A study before I ask you guys
about your own obsessions with being riches, said thirty percent of Americans experience money
dysmorphia, meaning, despite where your financial status is, you feel like you
don't have enough. Even if some of the people in this you know,
in this poll doing quite well compared to others, still feel like they're not.
It's like today's version of keeping up with the Jones is sort of like
you always feel like you're seeing people on social media. Everybody's got more than
you, everybody's doing better than you financially. No, we all feel like
that. I thought, well, yeah, I thought we all did so.
I thought that number was kind of low. Okay, where are you
guys at? If almost fifty percent, it was forty four and forty six
percent of gen Z and millennials are obsessed with the idea of being rich.
Where are you guys at? Are you obsessed? I don't feel like I
obsessed over wanting to be rich. I just I want that. I just
want my bills paid, you know, I'm just like striving for that as
long as that literally want to be able to get you know, some fast
food here and there and not worry about like there's food at home. So
yeah, dash and fifty two percent Americans say they don't think they'll ever be
rich. Where are you guys at with that? Do you think you will?
I mean, be honest, do you think in your as you look
at your life you can go twenty years from now? I think I'm going
to be rich, I would hope. So so you think that there's a
chance, cheatie, you never know, there could be a chance. I
want there to be a But what are you doing to get there then?
Because if you say nothing, then there's no chance? Now I probably would
be rich. Did you get in on bitcoin in the early ages? Accounts?
You can property investments, investment? I would like to invest in properties
if it was easy to buy easier to like buy property in the first place.
No part of getting rich is easy. Yeah that's true. How are
you? How's your four one k? You set inside some money? We're
not taking this step to get there for now, we're just like mentally manifesting
trying to get by gen z of you. We're just going to manifest it
and say it and it's going to come put it on our vision board.
Really, did I think you guys are lying? Also by downplaying that you're
not not is a strong word, but you guys are very infatuated with money
related things. I think. So that's just my and in what sense in
that you envy people with the you know, celebrities with their expensive bags and
celebrity lifestyles and private jets and stuff like that. I think you guys are
more fascinated and more interested in that than I think. I'm more fascinated with
the idea of like not doing anything all day and just living the rich life
versus the purses and the cars and all that. I don't really care about
all of that. I'm more of the like I want to have a cook
Yeah, I want to have like Okay, so there's different ways rich,
there's different kinds of rich. Yeah, all right, you guys, hear
me out, hear me out. Okay. Oh, you got an idea
to make money selling feet pictures. I know we talked about this many times
and we all like shoot it down or whatever. But apparently, like on
what type of feet you you have, you can like make more money.
People are making like forty thousand just by like setting off a few pictures.
Do you think my feet with the two that's what I was going to ask,
because I guess the rarer type of feet you have as long as they're
not hairy. That came out in the poll. People do not like Harry
feet. Oh hair, okay, what's the hair situation on your and your
situation? For those that don't remember your the toe in from your pinky?
So is that your third and fourth Your third and fourth toes are the same
length? Yeah, okay, so let me ask you you should sell that.
Are the other three the same length as well? Because that's that's the
Roman foot type. And you could earn see it's like a block like they
are. No, no, no, no, the blood that's called the
square foot type where they're all the same. Are your third and fourth toe
bigger than your big toe? No? Well some people have their second toe
bigger than the big toe those people, but it's not my big toes bigger?
Is the biggest? Then the it's like a little wave, Yeah,
it's like a little take a little stair step down. Yeah, there's a
bigger step the floor. What's the pinky? What's the pinky doing? And
all this? It's very small, abnormally small, no normal okay, but
just getting overshadowed by the freakishness of the other. Wait, can I ask
this about the feet picture? Is it if it's strictly a picture of your
feet? I don't know why everybody wouldn't sell that. Your face isn't even
who cares? Take as many feet pictures of mine as you want. I
don't care. I'm not in it, But is it part? Do you
need to also be in the picture and sort of compromising? Are the people
that are making a lot of a lot of money on the foot stuff,
are they also in it on just their feet? They don't want they don't
want the rest of the body attached to it, They just want the feet.
I don't know if that's true. You think that's true for everybody?
That's true? I think a lot of it. Yeah, just strictly feet.
I would I mean, I'm not a foot guy, never into the
foot fetter thing, but I would want to see, like the feet in
action as part of the hat wiggle. I want to see what they're attached
to. Well, the ones with foot fetishes don't care. They only care
about the feet, That's why they So why wouldn't everybody sell feet pictures?
People are just discussed it. I'm one of them, buy feet like I
just I just think it's gross. But let them. They love that.
I know. How do you even find these people though your gross feet and
that are willing to pay only fans? I don't know. I don't know
what. Look, here are some tips for making like good feet pictures.
Look, you have to get creative. You have to incorporate props, learn
to edit, play with lightning, use filters, practice multiple poses, not
just your feet just standing there. You know what I mean? You have
to it has to look good. Okay, red toenail polish is favored according
to many surveys. Okay, that surprise. Those with clean and nail polished
pictures are seventy five percent more popular. Ninety six percent of people say they
find hairy feet attractive. So there we go. The hair is coming back
up. You don't have hairy feet toes? Really, I do not believe
that. Ground You want me to take my shoe off right now? You
don't have a single hair on your toes. I have like two on my
big toe. There's nothing. I have no hair. That's not a hairy
foot. Have you ever seen somebody with a hairy foot? They have hair
on the top of their foot and as well as the toes. Yeah,
I don't have any I don't have hair anywhere there. I have like two
toe hairs. I can pull them out right now, We're done. Move
on. Then I have a completely hairless foot. Okay, I guess this
is a hairy foot. Oh yeah, Oh my god, I don't know.
I didn't know her hair there. I honestly did it. Yeah,
I'm seeing dudes everywhere right now they have hair on the top of their feet.
Well, I think that's really cute. Selenna, you and I made
a foot video one time. It happened to that. Can we dig that
up? Where is that? I don't know. We made a foot video
and my feet. It was a video where Selena pretended like you doing a
fetish video, but then it was my feet in the video and you did
this for free. We're like melting candle wax on. Oh my god,
whipped cream start put it on. Only that Crystal used to be on the
show. Didn't she like suck your toe or something weird? Maybe she ate
some of wh cream. Excel it, honest, It's all the stuff you
need to know what's hot in music, movies, shows, and the most
talked about stories happening today in the Bay. So the Nicki Minaj Meghan and
Stallion feud went all weekend long. Just to recap. Meghan dropped a song
late last week called Hiss where she references Meghan's Law, which is a law
that makes sex offenders information public, like their address, you know, the
neighborhoods you live in. And Nikki's husband is a registered sex offender. So
the Nikki fires back with a song called Bigfoot, calling Meghan bigfoot and you
know, talking about her good foot as you know, she was shot in
the feet by Tory Lanees. So on Friday, Nikki she goes on Live
and she's talking about all the people that Megan the Stallion has thrown under the
bus. You let everyone just be under the bus, be thrown under the
bus. You let the baby be down under bus. Tori, your best
friend, your mom, You better go conjo up your mother and say and
apologize that you you that's disgusting. So a lot of people think that Nikki
even speaking on her mom who has passed away, is crossing the line.
I think, so, don't you have taken it too far? I do,
but I feel like they both have taken it way too far. But
I mean, I don't think Megan just salad didn't say any names in her
song, so for her just a yeah, I mean, I'm not saying
this. I'm not justifying what Nicki said. Of course, I think it's
it's too far. You don't comment on somebody's deceased parent. Yeah, and
then she's also saying like you're toy throwing Tory under the bus, pretty much
saying that Tory was the one that was right in this whole sitution here.
Yeah, she's clearly citing with Tory like the whole shooting incidents here. As
for how Meghan may have thrown her mom under the bus, the only thing
that I can think of that even references her mom is a song that her
ex boyfriend had put out talking about how she had sworn on her dead mom.
She didn't do this or she didn't do that. So maybe that's what's
considered throwing her mom under the bus. But Nicki, for her part,
she's fed up with Meghan and everyone else constantly bringing up her family, her
husband, who, as I said, as a registered sex offender. There
is an incident back when Nicki Minaj was pregnant. Where Megan thee Stallion,
you know, said oh she should drink this and that, you know,
and you know, implying whoa that that would Well, that crosses the line
too. That does cross the line. That's what I mean. They both
have crossed the line. There's nothing very mature in rap beef generally, I
mean, but there's still should be some kind of rules something You don't talk
about kids or dead parents, you would think, but but they do it.
Yeah, So go to the JV show dot com. Dune two excuse
me, not out in theaters yet, but there is a photo of what
the popcorn bucket is supposedly gonna look like. This has not been confirmed.
This is just a photo that's popped up on the internet. And this is
supposedly the popcorn bucket that you would get when you go see the film in
theaters, like a limited edition. You know, you don't want to eat
to day. So if you if you're definitely gonna take that home, go
to the JB Show dot com. So if you've seen the first one,
you'll know that this is like it's supposed to be. I guess the mouth
of one of these sand worms. Yeah, that's in the movie. But
want to buck this. This looks like a different looks like a body part,
different part, And we have to reach in here to get reach right.
You put your hand right up in there, find the popcorn. Feel
around in there and fun stuff. You'll definitely find some corn popcorn, yeah,
in there. Of course, you can probably fit both hands in there.
Yeah, double double fisty if you're feeling adventurous. Yes, yeah,
you'll definitely find a few kernels of corn in there. From what I've heard,
So that is that the JV should all come. I don't want that.
Maybe, and I'm judging everybody that gets one. The two tone color
is also, yeah, just they got the colors. I felt like they
got the colors wrong and maybe they got right a little bit too rough?
What's wrong? Yeah? All right, grah, what do you having tread?
Do? All right? Obviously we're gonna be talking a lot of nighters
this morning, because yesterday the Niners made history with their comeback win over the
Lines in the NFC Championship Game. The Niners fell behind twenty four to seven
at halftime, and I was drowning my sorrows in a tall can of beer.
A lot of tears coming down my face at the game yesterday. But
the rally to come back and win the game thirty four to thirty four,
thirty four to thirty one, excuse me, was the largest halftime deficit overcome
an NFL conference championship history and tied for the third largest rally overall in a
conference title game. And if you believe the Niners a white out, Brandon
Ayuk, it was all because of a Ladybug you guys, everyone, I
mean, we got to start supporting Ladybug gear for the Super Bowl because Ayuk
pulled off, if you were watching the game, an absolutely insane catch midway
through the third quarter, a brock Purty through him a deep ball. It
should have been probably should have been intercepted by a Lion's defender, but it
bounced right off the dude's face and back up into the air, and Ayuk
pulled it down, nearly scoring a touchdown as a fifty one yard completion.
He scored on a pass to Ayuka a couple plays later, and that completely
shifted the momentum in the game. That was the turning point and the crowd
got back into it because we were sulking before that and sitting. We had
been standing and then everyone was sitting because we were sulking. And that moment
completely flipped the script of the game. And Ayuk is crediting a ladybug.
He says, right before the game, a ladybug landed on his cleat,
and he said, that's a good luck sign. And he knew from that
moment on the forty nine ers were going to have good luck and win that
game. And he went on to say, bang bang nighter game. So
hey, it's all thank you ladybugs out there, and that one in particular.
Graham, do you believe that I believe the ladybug landed on his cleeve?
Do you believe it brought the team good luck? Because you do?
You don't believe in anything. No, I think the Lions are the Detroit
Lions, and the Lions lion. We knew they were going to collapse and
lose, and they did. The Lions are the Detroit Lions who knew it
was gonna happen. The ladybug, with the good luck that it brought,
that did help. Maybe mentally it did something for Iu Kennen felt destined to
catch that ball, whatever it happened. And we're totally about to go the
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine Monday, we are the JV Show.
I'm Selena. I'm just the most struggling grandm I've ever heard. It's it's
it's a morning, you guys, a morning. Got no sleep, last
night, no sleep, and I'm screaming at the game right, you know,
take it easy, cram now we're here before we get to what the
bleep? I just think this is so cool. So Junction Avenue School in
Livermore, they are participating in the Great Kindness Challenge initiative. So what they
did is they had, I guess one of the school counselors go to Panama
Bay Coffee in Livermore, it's on First Street, picked up a bunch of
coffee sleeves, brought them back to the school and the students wrote like positive
messages on them or like inspiring little notes, and then took them back to
the coffee shops. If you go to Panama Bay Coffee, chances are you
might get one of these coffee sleeves with a nice little note on there.
Very cool your students, you know, on your cup. I thought it
was very awesome. We have to get to you your chance to win the
JV show Hot Coffee Jug Mug. Well, the official name is the Chuck
Mug and it's all inside our game. What you know how this works?
Right in case you don't, Every morning seven o five, we give you
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I was super nervous when my man asked me to try because that was
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guesses on the talk back on the iHeartRadio app. Leave us your name,
your city, and then your guests. You gotta be the very first correct
answer, like you said, to win that JV Show, Chuckbug. Remember
people, this is a family show. Keep your answers out of the gutter.
The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, we have your chance and
when one thousand dollars in crazy cash on standby, right, now we're playing
our game. What the Here's how it works. Every morning seven o five.
You want to be here for that first listen to your clip with a
bleeped out word because you want to be the first person to guess what the
bleeped out word is. Correctly, you do that by using the iHeartRadio app.
Just use that talk back Mike in case you missed today's clip. Here
it is. I was super nervous when my man asked me to try,
because that was scared it could be really painful. I heard it, but
did you try? Did you try? Now? So your guess is from
South City? Is it a ghost pepper? I would never try that.
Never, never. I'm very sensitive to spicy. You can't do it.
Good morning. This is Tiffany from San Jose. My guess is yoga.
You ever tried yoga? I haven't. It sounds painful, is hard though,
Yeah, but I'd be down to try it. It doesn't look like
something you'd be good at. No offense, you're actually correct. Good morning
JV Show. My name is Christina from San Jose and my guess is running,
you know, going out for a run. You ever tried running before?
No people really don't believe you exercise or do anything. I don't don't.
Don't take offense to this, Selena. It doesn't look like you'd be
very good at running anymore. I'm not You're correct absolutely the missing word tattoo
tattoo? Guess do you have a lot of those? Yeah? That is
not the company those two nowadays? I don't know what do you mean?
You don't know? Why is that so weird to you? Who's counting?
Because they're very significant, permanent additions to your body. I don't know.
I don't ballpark, I don't know. Ten maybe I don't know. Okay,
we're getting sidetracked here. So far, no one has guessed the missing
word correctly, So continue to leave those talkbacks on the iHeart app and we'll
play more of your guest is next the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine,
playing our game What it's for? Your chance to win? Are the
official JV Show check whoa yes? So basically seven to five you want to
be here for that. First, listen to your clip. Okay, because
the clip contains a bleeped out word, you got to be the first person
to guess what the bleeped out word correctly. And that's how you win.
Of course, you leave your guesses by using a talkback mic on the free
radio app. Here's the clip once again in case you've missed it. I
was super nervous when my man asked me to try, because that was scared
it could be really painful. I've heard a lot of a lot of ladies
say though, yeah, guys too. Really Yeah, Let's get to some
more of your guesses. Good Morning JB Show and Happy Monday. Athena from
Gilroy. My guess is what sabby you like? But only like a tiny,
tiny amount globe. I cannot big scoop. I wanted to clear my
sinuses. I want to be eyes watering for a minute, like what did
I just do? Yeah, but it goes away quick. It's not a
lingering spice like other spicy foods. It just zaps you and then you're done.
I don't like the zappy. I love the zapp. Good Morning JV
Show, Bang Bang Niner Gang. But I think the missing word is acupuncture.
Graham, I'm with you. I was out the game and you lost
my voice. No, it is not acupunction. A lot of people guessing,
lots and lots of aphe that is a very good guess. It's not
the correct answer. My name is the next schmas And from Waterford, and
my guess is paintball. That's the best guess. It's so fun. Never
done it because I'm afraid of the pain. Good Morning j Show. This
is from bay Point. I think the missing word is ice bath and have
you ever done that? No? Me neither, and I will not.
Why not? It's all the way right now, Like if you're not cold
plunging right now, what are you even trying at life? Everybody's everybody cold
plunge. This cold plunge that I don't like it. Good Morning JV Show.
This is Ki from Hercules and I think the missing word is surfing.
Surfing. No, it is not surfing. Do we not get the correct
answer today? We didn't, And I'm gonna say that, guest right there
was perhaps the closest guess that we got. You guys were on an incredible
streak right here and the fourth day. Look, I want to say thank
you to everybody that's leaving to talk about guests, because there are a lot
of you, but also I must say, step your game off. What's
going on. I want to give you thank you all right, So here's
the clip of the word unbleeped. I was super nervous when my man asked
me to try jet skiing, because that was scared it could be really painful.
Where was the pain that you were worrying about? The water hit in
my face, in my eyes, which it did hurt really bad. I
thought it was like sometimes you know you're going to jet ski, hit that
big wave and then it bounces real hard. It's like that too, and
it hurts my butt. Yes, that I was. I was grabbing onto
the handle so hard that my hands just like cramped up, and there was
I couldn't ungrab them. They were stuck like that. The whole thing was
a painful experience. But anyways, nobody guessed jet skiing. Wow, but
the closest guests surfing one. Tomorrow, we'll give you another chance. We're
gonna play what the bleep again? Seven five here on the GB Show.
Can I give a shout out? Yes? I got a lot of shout
outs a lot of people on my DMS. I got one says Hey Graham,
long time listener. You guys have been doing great. I miss JV
so much. I'm sure you guys miss him every day. Keep doing what
you're doing anyway. I want to wish my son Quentin a happy eighth birthday.
Love your mom. We're usually in the car between a sevent ten and
sev thirty. If you could squeeze it a happy birthday, he would love
it. And if someone can be Darth Vader, that would put it over
the top. He loves Star Wars. He's still trying to understand that the
radio voices are real people. He would get a kick out of this.
We will be listening. Thank you guys for making my drug and jobble Emily
from the Leo, so, happy eighth birthday to quick. Let's handle this
part of it first. And when somebody like to do a nice Darth Vader
impression for him, Jess go, Thank god, thanks for volunteering. Okay,
remember the breathing. I am your fault. Happy birthday. His name's
quintin birth Oh no, oh that was awful. Yeah, that was bad.
Before we get you in the mix with magic, Matt, you want
to talk about some disco bathrooms, Graham, Yeah, have you guys seen
this apparently bathroom having a bathroom that goes viral. I was talking to somebody
at the game last night about this. He owns a couple of bars and
restaurants. He said, your bathroom needs to have an Instagram account of its
own and have some sort of feature where people can take their picture in there
and tag you. And I was kind of fascinated by that. This chain
of like convenience stores in Kentucky, they're taking things, taking things like one
step further. They are putting a sign up in their bathrooms with a button
that says do not push this button. Then there's like kind of like a
winky face, and so it's kind of like you should push the button.
And when you'd push this button, the entire bathroom turns into like a disco
party's loud music bumping, the lights go off there, there's like lights and
effects and all this stuff, and it like you people. Apparently some people
have been coming from all around. One girl said she was a visit for
her birthday. She wanted to visit all of the different disco bathroom locations.
One woman that works there set, a six year old woman, came out
of the restroom and said, quote, it was the best day of her
life. Wow. Okay, that's that's taking it maybe a little too far.
That makes me a little sad. But would you guys go out of
your way to experience a disco bathroom? And would you push the button if
there was a sun and said please, it said do not touch, do
not push this button. If it has a winky face, that's an invitation.
It still says please, don't push this button with the winky face.
I would Without the winky face. I would not because I'm AOL follower and
I'm really afraid of what's going to happen. But I think this is so
smart. I think all businesses should consider doing something like this. I mean,
we all know people literally go to certain places just because they're the Lost
Grammable or because there's a photoop. There's a flower wall, there's a neon
light in the background that says hello, beautiful, Like you have to have
something. But like this one, like again the woman saying it was the
best day of her life. It kind of made me sad. And then
you see all the people experiencing the disco bathroom, like, look, it's
just some lights bouncing off the wall. At the end of the day,
you're ready. At the end of the day, you're in a truck stop
restroom, and it probably stinks in there. Like, I don't want to
hang out in the bathroom any longer than I have to at any sort of
restaurant, bar, you name it. Yesterday at the Niner game, get
me in, get me out of there as fast as possible. I don't
want to be in there dancing with a bunch of strangers. But what does
that say about Kentucky? If that's like the best thing happening, that's true,
most exciting thing that has to be happy for them. Yeah, let's
enjoy the little things. The JV Show on Wild ninety four to nine.
All right, let's go to Claire. Good morning, Claire, Hi,
Why Hi? How was the weekend? You sound like you're in a very
good mood this morning. Did you have a good weekend? I had to
work. Oh, it's a good monday. Okay, positive. Wait,
you know, we'll take it, Claire. You're on to play the JV
Show yep, nope game and today you're playing four two tickets to our ninety
four nine comedy jam. Nice. So we are going to ask you four
trivia questions. Get three correct and you win. Okay, okay, you
got this. Here is question number one, Lady Gaga, start alongside.
What lead actor in the twenty eighteen movie A Star Is Born in the Showollo
didn't watch this movie far from Now, Bradley Cooper. Yeah, is the
correct answer. That's a good movie. You have to watch it. It's
pretty good. Yeah, all right. Question She's like, I'll put that
on my to do list. G alright. Question number two, the Vince
Lombardi Trophy is given to the championship winning team. And what pro sports league?
Lombardi didn't watch that movie either? Did you softball or dodgeball? Okay,
what did you say? Which one was your pro sports league? There's
a pro softball league probably, but there's a pro I mean, the the
answer we were looking the answer we were looking for. There was the NFL.
There we go, the NFL football. Yeah you go, Claire.
Here's question number three. Some UFO enthusiasts believe that Aliens crashed near this of
Roswell in nineteen forty seven. What state is Roswell in New Mexico? Yeah,
you got one, got one? All right? All right? Question
number four, if you break a mirror, how many years of bad luck
will you supposedly have? Devan That's an easy way we go finished strong four.
Yeah, yeah, you didn't exactly win. You were only allowed to
miss one. Clara, gosh, you I know when this happens. I
really thought you said dodgeball for a second there. Either way, either Claire,
we really enjoyed having you on this morning. Your energy is amazing.
I'm gonna put you on hold. Don't hang up. Cheese is going to
pick up in the next room. Hang on. By the way, if
you do want your comedy Jam tickets, they're still don't sale. You want
to go to ticketmaster dot com. It's going down March first, Cedric the
Entertainer, DL, Hugh Lee, Ralph Barbosa, Tony Rock and more.
And of course it's all to benefits Bay Area Line into honor our buddy,
our friend JV. So those are a ticketmaster dot Com really quick. I
think this is kind of interesting if you were on a dating site Bumble,
Tinder, Hinge, any one of those. It says that the best time
to be on there and to get a match is Mondays, which is today
between seven and eight pm. Really, that's awesome. Stafic, that's when
most of the users are active, oh, because they're like, oh,
I got some strange. This weekend didn't go how I wanted to. Well,
that can be and because Valentine's Day is coming up, so everyone is
trying to match with somebody right now, So everyone is on the dating apps
in between seven and eight pm. You have a higher chance of getting a
mess. Log in tonight, people, log in, log in tonight,
Grammy a couple of shout outs really quick. I do have a couple of
shoutouts. My DM's were on fire over the weekend. I got one.
It says, good morning. My daughter Carolyn turned ten this weekend. I
want to wish her a happy birthday on our drive to school. We listen
every morning and enjoy playing the Yep Nope game on our way to school.
Happy birthday, Carolyn. We love you. You're so excited on you entering
the double digits. Thanks so much. And that is from Jacks. But
who the fust? I got another DM from a dad Dad's room. My
dms now you guys, he says, we're hoping you can wish our little
Champ Parker happy fifth birthdays. Birthday was on the twenty six. He's been
listening to the JV Show for as long as I can remember. He'd be
thrilled to get a shout out. We listen every morning our way to school.
Mommy, Daddy and Wesley love you so much. You always light up
the room with your big smile and goofy antics. We are beyond proud of
you and lucky to be your parents. On a side note, let's go
Niners and that is from Jimmy, so happy happy birthday, Parker. Who
the fuk? The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Good morning JV
Show. This is Jasmine listening from Sacramento nine. Let's go bang bang baby.
We are going to the super Bowl. Whoom guy. Yes, god,
it feels good. We're talking a lot this morning. Good morning y'all.
It's Angie bang Bang. I have no more energy. Shout out to
Graham for going to work today because I sure didn't. Can I just say
shout out the San Francisco forty nine ers for coming back and winning that game
and we are going too Vegas? WHOA what a life you? I mean
your team is going to the super Bowl, then you don't have to go
to work the next day. I should have been given the day off.
I should have grown. I got you know, I got home so late
last night, so late? What time was it? Like, can we
come up with a better system getting cars out of Levi Stadium? Something's not
done that up there. It shouldn't take too late. It shouldn't take it
two hours to get from the parking lot to the highway. That's absurd,
Graham. We're gonna talk more about your trip to Levi's yesterday. We'll talk
more about that eight oh five. For now, we have to get to
God. It's all the stuff you need to know, what's hot in music,
movies, shows, and the most talked about stories happening today in the
Bay. So Brittany spears apologizing to Justin Timberlake. So Justin has this new
song out called Selfish, and I told you on Friday that. Brittany fans
were like, no, you're not just gonna walt in here drop a new
banger and we're gonna sit back and watch it go number one. So they
started going back and streaming one of Britney songs, also called Selfish, and
that song was charting all weekend. It was like number one here, number
one there. So Brittany, she posted a screenshop of Justin performing with Jimmy
fallon last week, and she said, quote, I want to apologize for
some of the things I wrote about in my book. If I offended any
of the people I genuinely care about, I am deeply sorry. And then
she said I also want to say I'm in love with Justin's new song Selfish,
It's so good. And then she also shouted out his other new song
that he debuted on SNL. So I think that last part she's trying to
tell her fans, like, hey, let's not try to tear him down
there. Let's just you know, it's fine if he has the number one
song. Yeah, I mean, haven't we kind of I kind of thought
that it's hard to say, you know, because a lot of emotion in
the book, right, I didn't read it, but you know, and
it was a very emotional thing that, especially the oh yeah, that part
brought me to tears. Yeah there was no part, but you know,
a lot of her pregnancy and stuff like that. That was a very emotional
thing written on the book. So I understand fans reactions and being upset with
Justin about that. But again, there are two sides, you know,
and both of them, I mean, not even that in that situation.
So it's not even that Brittany even said, like everything she put in her
book, it wasn't to like take aim at these people. She was just
trying to get this off of her chest and share her stories truth. Yeah.
So it wasn't like, hey, go attack this person and attack this
person for the way they wronged me in my past. She just had to.
It was almost like therapy, she said, Yeah, to be able
to spill everything. I say, it's not surprising people's reaction. No,
I get that too, and like and feeling the way that they felt after
hearing her side of the right. I guess it made me look at him
a little different. Yes, I think we did, think we all did.
So. Taylor Swift spent how much on champagne for the Chiefs? How
much, Jess, I'm talking bottles on bottles on bottles. There's reports,
oh, yasterday, I was cracking white claw, white claw, white claw,
so be recycled, obviously, just make a okay. So there's reports
that before the Chiefs Ravens game yesterday. You know, Taylor, she's obviously
gonna go and support her man. But she ordered seventy thousand dollars worth of
champagne for the team in the event that they do in that's a huge jinx.
What was she going to do with that? If they didn't it probably
still drink it anyways. I don't know, do you think, Oh,
yeah, it could have been kind of jinxy, but I'm gonna worked out
it worked out there. But man, can you imagine the headline today had
they game and people found out that she had bought the team a bunch of
I mean, she wouldn't have been allowed. Kansas City fans will be so
mad at her. They wouldn't want to see her show up at another game,
Like you jinxed us, Like you don't. Just like if the Niners
would have lost yesterday, everybody would have been mad at you. Everyone would
have been mad at me. But you don't put the bottles out. That's
true. Thousand that's nothing to her. Ten bottles of crystal those go for
a little hundred three thousand a bottle. Thirty bottles of dom that goes at
almost fifteen hundred a bottle. And then she says there was forty guests at
this like party, the shindig that she planned for Travis and his friends.
So yeah, so she needed enough bottles for all of them. Seventy thousand
for forty guests. WHOA, that's pretty crazy. That's a little much.
Just got in barefoot, bubbly, that water down, whatever you want to
call it. Ja, she would have given champagne to the whole stadium.
I feel like every team needs a Taylor swift. Yeah. Yeah, the
stadium, Mom, that's really roughy, the buys everybody, cool stuff.
Do you think I don't know if you're gonna talk about this. Do you
think Taylor? What do you think? Taylor? It was Super Bowl two
weeks from now in Vegas, Niners chiefs obviously, do you think Taylor will
go? Yeah? Sure, Well because they say she's scheduled to perform in
Japan just twenty four hours before kickoff, So it's like it happened. She
would not miss this. I don't think she missed it either, But that
is a tight, you know, tight schedule. It's a lot of travel
involved, just jet So yeah, that's nothing for her, easy, Graham,
what are you having trending? All? Right? Well, the Niners
pulled off a historic comeback win yesterday of the Lions. We know they were
trailing twenty four to seven and a half the crowded Levi's completely stunned. I
was one of those people. We talked all week about whether or not Deebo
Samuel was going to be able to play in that game. We had the
JV show Deebo watched twenty twenty four, and so when on Saturday they completely
pulled him off the injury report and said he was one hundred percent cleared,
good to go. I think we were all shocked that the Niners offense couldn't
get anything going and the Lions roared out to such a hot star Because with
the Niners offense and Debo at full strength, I thought they'd be scoring easily.
Well, it didn't happen in the first half. One thing the cameras
caught that rubbed a lot of Niner fans the wrong way was Lin's quarterback,
a cornerback CJ. Gardner Johnson. After the team went up twenty one to
seven, he was seen on camera waving goodbye to the fans at Levi's waving
goodbye A. CJ. Gardner Johnson and Debo have had a long running feud.
They don't like each other. Following an interception in the game, Gardner
Johnson hit debo with a real dirty blind side hit. I can't remember if
there was a penalty called on that or not, but it was a pretty
dirty play blindside hit him. And of course that combined with you waving goodbye
to the fans at Levi's. Well, we all know what happened, mister
CJ. Gardner Johnson. She has shown up to play in the second half.
It didn't. Niners came back to win the game thirty four to thirty
one. Nothing nothing better. Also, do you think it'd be weird if
your name was CJGJ. Yeah, little bit, there's a lot of This
is a lot. That's kind of a lot JGJJ three times. Fast tried
to wave goodbye to the fans that Levi is you dummy, You just wave
goodbye to the rest of your season. You're out. Yeah, he's on
a one year contract. He probably waved goodbye to his We probably wave goodbye
to play in there next season. He'll be on another team next year,
is my predict. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine victory Man,
We're so lucky that the Lions went for it on fourth down two times and
left six points on the board. Rigged or not a win is a win.
Ah, I wouldn't even care if it was. We would. I'm
gonna ranted about this a little bit earlier, about this stupid narrative that the
NFL is script and the stuff. Can we have a fish? Can it
officially be dropped? Now that the Ravens did not make the Super Bowl?
The script showed. Everybody the script showed, and we all made our videos
and everybody DM me the video. See this guy said, look he saw
it on a newscast. It's going to be Ravens Niners. It's not Ravens
Niners. It's Niners Chiefs, which I'm excited about because the rematch of the
twenty nineteen Super Bowl. I can't wait for that. But the NFL,
can we drop the script thing? Anytime I see a conspiracy or a theory
that it's rigged, or just anything happen to do with this narrative, I'm
going to bring it up on the JV Show because I see that it bothers
you so much. Stupid. It's no, but I have to talk about
it. Put to bed now it's done, Jess. You were going to
say, yeah, can I just say that my kitty bubbles predicted that the
Chiefs and the Niners were both going to make it to the Super Bowl.
I want to just there's proof of this. There's proof of this. A
week ago. Cat Bubbles predicted this, so check it out. While thirty
four nine on Instagram, the name name just makes my skin crawl, though
I can't get excited a cat with that name. Grandma's talk about your experience
at the game yesterday, I can't believe you were there. I was at
the game so so glad that I went to the game. Not in the
first half, I was thinking, what the heck? Why did I spend
this much money into this game? This is miserable. We're getting smoked,
and thank god, I mean, it turned out to be one of the
greatest football games I've ever seen. It was so excited. The play Levi's
became electric in the second half, and it was so much fun to be
a part of. There were a lot of I mean, props to the
Lions fans. They traveled well and or there's a lot of them that live
out here, because there was a sea of blue out there mixed in.
I mean, I didn't see eminem I've I've seen the pictures of him since
flipping off the face. Yeah, that's the only thing I've seen. Yeah,
little little frustrated, a little button, Sorry about that. So I
went to the game. For people that don't know, I went to the
game with one of my best friends who's a die hard Lines fans, and
then two of his buddies someone you know, they flew out. They're like,
we got to go to this game. And luckily we had one other
Niner fan in our group, and so there were five of us and we
had pretty good seats and had a blast. But that first half, you
know, the Lions fans, you know, my buddy Dan and his but
you know, they're talking smack and they're peacock and and they're flexing and and
it was pretty miserable. I'm like, God, I'm gonna have to ride
on this party bus home with these clowns and so right but right at halftime,
me and I just got Jake, who's the other Niner fan in our
group. We're dejected, we're feeling down. He's like, I'm gonna go
get us some food and I was like, thank god, I'm starving.
He's like, what do you guys want? He asked the group even you
know, to the Lions fans too, and they said, well, just
get like a bunch of chicken tenders and a bunch of French fries, Like,
just get a whole bunch of that. He's like he'd done. I'll
go get that. Dude's gone for like a half hour. It goes through
halftime, he's still gone. Third quarter starts, he's still gone. I'm
like, oh man, maybe he just left because like we were all depressed
as a as a stadium of Niner fans, we were all down at that
moment. Maybe he just can't watch anymore. It's too much. Maybe he's
just gonna bounce out leave. Well, I'm facing His seat was to the
left to me. Now I'm turned and talking to the lines, my buddy,
he's the lines fan, and I don't see him come up to my
side with this giant, massive tray full of chicken tenders and a mountain of
French fries. Mountain of French fries. And my buddy's like, what's happening
over there? And I go to point, like you mean over there,
and I knocked the tray of fries and the thing, and they go and
this dude must have he put a whole pond, a whole lake of ketchup
on there, and it goes right down the back of the woman in front
of me. I mean, you've never said this was a ketchup and French
fries shower. I mean, I'm talking maybe two hundred fries rained down upon
this couple in front of me, and the dude and the dude, the
couple, he's wearing white shoes, ketchup all over there, ketchup. I
mean, how much ketchup does one person need? I mean, I guess
he's getting it for the whole group, but like the entire Luckily some of
the chicken tenders survived and they stayed on our side. But all the fries
and all the ketchup right down this poor woman. Were you afraid that you
were gonna have to get up and fight them? Now? Yeah? Kind
of because she obviously they turn around. They're not happy, right, and
I'm not happy because I'm starving and I wanted to eat those fries. They
look delicious and they're everywhere, and you've met and she's in it. You
know, this woman's wearing a nice jersey and it's ketchup, just smeared all
down the back and we're like grabbing napkins like trying to wipe it out.
It's like, what do you even do? Like, what do you even
say at this moment? Well, she turns around when when a first time
she turns around and it's this guy Jake who's holding the plotter of food.
So she's given him to daggerize, like what the hell did you just do?
Like and I'm looking like, oh yeah, definitely this guy got not
me. I later like tried to apologize and like, look, it really
was me, like I knocked the fries. I don't think I could change
her mind. She was convinced that it was this poor guy Jake that knocked
all this food over. But you know, we cleaned up to ketch up,
staying on her back, on her back the best we could mostly just
smeared it around a bunch. So I want to take this moment to you.
I didn't I didn't catch their names. I love of apologies, but
we're in section one twenty five, uh row like eleven or twelve. I
can't remember what rod we were in. And no, we weren't that close.
We were all higher up. Anyways, my apologies again, it was
me. I the front, and Jake was very out of me. He's
like, when you go on your tomorrow, you need to tell the world
it was not me that knocked the fries. Everyone. I mean, but
could you announce that you're here with the food and not just stuff it in
front of me? I talked with my hands. I moved my hands round
a lot. That poor woman sticky and smelling like ketchup was probably in her
hair. You guys, it was like a crime scene. There was so
much ketchup. It was splattered everywhere. It was awful. So her man
didn't want to fight you. He did not did he say anything. Yeah,
I mean, you know, you know, they gave the obligatory like
it's fine, it's fine, you know. And meanwhile I'm looking at the
you know, the fries are just all over the ground in front of I'm
like, God, can I pick a couple of those? Yeah? It
was starving. Would you have dipped the fries in the ketchup on her back?
Yes, had she not noticed, had she not known there was that
much ketchup on her back, you definitely could have. Because there was a
lot of ketchup, and I was so hungry, so I just went again
to the fan in section one twenty five. It was me that gave you
and your man a French fries shower. I wished, I know, I've
never been so embarrassed. I was so so, so embarrassed, but like
honestly announced that you're there with the food. Please you don't just thrust it
out? Was your friend Jake mad, because I mean, food at Levis
is not cheap? Yeah, he's like, you know how much I just
spent on all that food? Is it all the time that he was gone
too, because you have to play in that big old line. Duty was
gone for like forty five minutes getting all the food, and I just destroyed
it in the night. A split second hand gesture swinging your arms everywhere.
Well, I played my buddy's lifespan. What are you pointing at something up
high about? I'm like, anyways, one more talk back here before your
chance at a thousand dollars Good Morning JV show. You said, for one,
I don't have my voice in my go nine whoa a little much the
JV show on Wild ninety four nine, so Graham was saying, can we
be done with the conspiracy theories starting the NFL? Yeah, it's rigged because
the Ravens didn't make it. It was Niners Ravens, according to all you
conspiracy theorists. So and the reason, the reasoning behind that was because if
you look at the colors of the Super Bowl logo this year, it was
red and purple, and everyone's like, oh my god, well, then
it must be the Niners obviously and the Ravens. Oh, you've a talkback,
Good morning JV show. I just want to contribute to the conspiracy theory.
So it's red obviously for the Niners, and purple because of Purple Hayes.
Because Taylor Swift is cheering for the Chiefs. Oh can that make her
song? Look? Is the NFL ecstatic that the Chiefs are in the Super
Bowl? The answer to that is yes, and that is because of Taylor
Swift and you know, Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelsey second to them, but
they are ecstatic. Why was the NFL script conspiracy theory not that all along?
Because having a Super Bowl that Taylor Swift is in attendance and cheering on
her man who's on the field, there's no better story than that, no
better yet we were led to believe in question, But it was Ravens this
Raven's that. Well, maybe they already had the logo created with those colors
prior to Taylor and I was getting together, Yeah afterwards cause an audible.
How much money do you think the NFL has offered, well one for Usher
to step aside as the performing half come show, and has offered Taylor to
perform that conversation honestly, one billion percent. This is a business. They're
smart. It's ratings game. I bet you they have thrown a number at
Taylor Swift so astronomical. I feel like if they did that, or even
tried to, I kind of feel like that would be just hear me out,
a bad move. I think it would do, just because what we've
heard from football fans so far is that they're tired of seeing Taylor on their
screen. So having a perform at halftime, I just don't think that'd be
like the best call, swifties. If he'd be here for it, we'd
be here for it. But I think most of your football fans are kind
of done. That's all right. The football fans are going to be there
to watch the game, halftime and the commercials, and everyone else is not
a big football fan you got to draw them in too. I'm just saying,
and I'm excited about Usher. They've asked, They've asked, Taylor,
do you want to come out and do our performance with Usher at one point?
Anything, a little cameo during the thing. Anything. Here's the check
we would give you. It has so many zeros that we have to print
it on five different pieces of paper and tape them all together. And don't
they not even pay your halftime performers though usually it's not much. I don't
even think anything. Usually, Yeah, it's the performer fronted a bunch of
money. Yeah, promote their album normally. How it is the NFL's got
more money than God. Wow, Taylor's got a lot of money too,
and she wants a day off to just watch her man probably Spot's Probably she's
probably said no, but you know, the NFL's talked about it. So
these billboards are they like in the Bay Area. No. So there are
billboards that have popped up, you guys in Utah of all places, saying
welcome the A's or Utah wants the A's. Now we know the A's have
announced they're leaving the Bay Area. Don't let the door hit you on the
way out. They're leaving the Bay Area for Vegas, and Vegas is going
to build them a new stadium and what not. But there's been a lot
of talk and discussion about where the A's going to play in the meantime.
Did you see the reports I saw about possibly going to Sacramento. Yes,
they could go there. I mean, the A's have one year left on
their deal at the Colisseum. But is that even going to happen? Nobody
knows. So nobody knows where the A's are going to play for their next
few seasons while that stadium in Vegas is getting built. And yet one of
the things was they could go play in Sacramento where the river Cats play,
which is a Giants minor league team. But yeah, there's a spot there.
There was rumors the A's could go play there, and that one kind
of makes sense. But Utah apparently is making quite the play for them to
go play there, and hence Utah wants what A's are you, guys?
What would you rather see the A's go temporarily play until their new Vegas stadium
here in Sacramento or in Utah? I say, I vote Utah. Wait
why because I'm not not all A's famigiants family, not all A's fans share
this opinion. So I'm not speaking for A's fans by any means. But
once they have scorned you and they say they are leaving and they are gone,
that's where I'm done. I'm out. I want to cling to the
scraps of a team that's leaving. Anyways, I feel that way as well,
But I also feel for the fans that do you know, they can't
help it. They've just been in A's fan since forever, and so I
kind of feel like sit close by just acause those fans still want to go
see their team. And look, I don't like the idea of putting any
more money into the owner's pockets. Okay, that part really frustrates me.
But if you do feel so inclined to still go watch an A's game,
at least you can in Sacramento, not in Utah. So go to some
at Lake City because they're salty. Because we're so salty, you're salty.
Yes, I don't want see them. I don't want their is to leave,
But no, I know they've made but didn't it make more sense for
them to have the billboards here that way the team sees them. Yeah,
I don't know. I mean, I don't know if it's there. You're
trying to, you know, raise public support for the idea because you know,
there's some promacy costs at the local level there to make things ready for
to accommodate a team. I don't know makes sense. So it's got my
vote. Yeah, but who gives it? Far more important? Let's go
back to the talkbacks. Yo, what's up JV Show. It's your boy,
Steve. Happy Monday. I just want to give a shout to my
daughter Harbor for her and her dance. Her dance group came in first place
in their competitions this past weekend, and I'm so proud of them and so
happy and so proud of her. She did a phenomenal job. And yeah,
I love her, and yeah, I'll have a great day. You
two. Way to go, Harvard. Wish we had the name of the
Little Dance true pular. Good job, guys, give a good point.
The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine to the talkbacks. Good morning,
JV Joe family. This is Mila from San Jose. I have watched Riselda
like three to five times just repeating or repeat. It's a really good show.
Sophia da amazing. She did an amazing job for turning Lila. So
if you haven't watched it, go watch it. It's worth it. So
I am not done with this series yet. It just came out like the
end of last week. I think on Thursday. It's the new series on
Netflix. Yes, starring Sofia Virgada. She plays Grissel de Blanco, who
is a notorious drug queen pin. Not only does this show make you want
to start moving bricks? Yeah it does. Yeah, I haven't finished.
Emily. In an episode four, it's talked for me to get time away
to actually like watch anything. But I started it and I am like hooked.
But what really caught me off guard and I'm not throwing Shane. I
hope nobody takes us the wrong way is like Sophia is really really acting in
this Now. I have not seen everything that she's ever done, so please
take this with a grain of salt. But what I have seen in the
roles that she's played, it's typically like, you know, like a ditsy
type of person or you know, she's mostly in comedies. The ones that
I've seen I'm not saying she's never done anything else, but those are the
only roles I've seen her in. Yeah, so to see her now play
a much more serious role, she's really really acting and she's really really good.
Ooh, and does it look like because you played some audio from her
on the Kelly Clarkson Show and Kelly Clarkson's like, I don't really see that
much of a difference in the way you look, And then Sophia Fairguard was
like, no, there was a prosthetic this and a wig and teeth,
and does she look like markedly different or so, if I'm being honest,
I kind of feel I feel bad for Kelly because she was giving her opinion
and Sofia told her to shut up. This was last week on The Kelly
Clarkson Show. But I kind of feel what Kelly is saying because it's still
it looks like her, but like a different version of her. Honestly,
when I feel or when I see an actor and I hear that they sat
for hours in the makeup chair and they have on full face prosthetics and stuff,
I want them to look completely different. That's at least what I'm making
completely transfer. So Fia still looks like Sophia to me, but just you
know, maybe the nose is a little off, it's a little whiter or
something like that. But she does play the character. Well, yes,
okay, that's good, very well. The Zoomers are still you know,
they're kind of hidden. Show Graham added to your list. It's actually really
good. I know you're more like a reality TV type of, you know,
a person. Yeah. I finished the Southern m the Reunion Part two.
My wife and I finished that on Saturday. Nice. It was good,
It was really good. Can we really quick talk about the snowboarder in
Tahoe? See this, this this story was crazy. So this woman she
went snowboarding in Tahoe and the you know, the resort is about to close
at the end of the day, and they announced, you know, we're
shutting down on the list and whatever, and she, I guess she was
too tired to snowboard down the mountain, so she asked an employee like,
can I just take the gondola back down? And they're like, yeah,
sure, So she hops in, she starts riding it, and then it
just stops and shuts down and everybody went home, didn't They forgot about her
that she that she was in there. I'm laughing now because she's fine,
but she did have to spend the night there. She said was incredibly frustrating
because, as you know, a couple of the final employees, usually at
the very end of the day, people that work at the ski resort or
whatever, they you know, ski down and just kind of checked to make
sure there's no skiers or snowboarders still in the mountain. And she tried screaming
down to them, but they didn't hear, and they swooshed their way back
down the mountain, and then you know, all the lights get shut off
and everybody gore, everybody went home, and she was stuck in this thing
for fifteen hours. She says. She boarded around five o'clock in the evening,
you know, it gets dark shortly there after, and then she had
to spend the night in there. She said she had to rub her hands
and feet together to stay warm as temperatures plunged into the low twenties. I
mean, luckily, she was wearing her snowboarding gear, so she was equipped,
you know, with warm pants and a jacket. But she had to
spend the night in there, and then eventually She was discovered the next day,
did not require any treatment or hospitalization or anything like that is a miracle,
But she said it was, you know, awful off time. Yeah,
do you guys think you could spend the night solo? Now? Look,
you know you're going to get discovered the next morning. As soon as
this thing starts running again at seven am or whatever time they fired up.
You know you're going to get found. So there's like, it's not like
you're stranded somewhere and will somebody ever find you don't have that thing? You
know, there's an end to time. Could you make it the whole night?
I mean, I guess if I really really had to yes and help,
if I wasn't by myself, yeah, I could make it that somebody
ill just be in complete panic abode the entire time. I mean, I
think I'm just curling up and going straight to sleep. That's gonna be the
best sleep that I've gotten without kids waking me up. My wife's been coughing
for a month straight, now, I mean, are you kidding me?
It's gonna be the best sleep ever. Little Chili. I kind of like
it when it's cold in the room when I'm sleeping and I'm just gonna just
take a snooze and that thing will wake me up when it starts moving in
the morning. I'm gonna be like thanking the people as they let me out,
like thank you for that wonderful Night's this next full night's sleep, I've
gotten hottest thing. It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot in
music, movies, shows, and the most talked about stories happening today in
the Bay. So I'm going now to x Twitter or whatever Twitter searching Taylor
Swift because I read that she's unsearchable. Yeah. Yeah, it says something
went wrong. Try reloading. She can't at all. Just because of this
is in response to the AI photos that came out last week, okay,
to crack down on well so that's the late Well. I appreciate them stopping
the spread of those, making them not visible to people searching for them.
But when do they Because a lot of people, I assume yesterday we're searching
Taylor Swift. I want to see her. She's at the game, she
was at the I want to see I want to see that moment when they
cut to her in the you know, Travis Kelsey had a great game,
yesterday, I ha think get eleven catches or something. He had touchdown and
you know it's like, let's I want to see her reaction. Yep.
Twitter would be the place that I would go to for that. So I
can't search for that. Nope, not on Twitter. You can search Taylor
and Travis and then you'll see some videos of them after the game, just
Taylor Swift, those two, Oh I gotcha gut things together. Unsearchable.
So Kanye West has banned his wife from social media, which is not surprising
at all. Apparently Bianca that's his wife, isn't allowed online because he wants
to shield her from any negative comments that she may receive about herself. A
Soura says though, that she was very active on social media before Kanye,
but now he's convinced her that she has to be offline to quote remain a
mystery. She's a star. Now she has to keep you a level of
mystery about her. But everyone feels that this is just another way for him
to control her and to isolate her from everyone. Someone had a good point,
So he's banning her from social media, yet he's posting her almost naked
body all over his account, which is pretty sick and disturbing when you think
about it. He's treating her like it's his daughter. You know, he
didn't want North to be not that, but he didn't want his daughter to
be on TikTok. And I feel like he's treating his own wife all these
rules. He was treating her like she's an object and not like a partner.
Whole thing's icky, it's very weird, very ikey. I don't like
it. I feel like someone needs a rescuer. Yeah, everyone feels that.
I feel like people if they tried, they tried to. She went
running back, she had stockholm. He doesn't want to be saved. So,
Graham, what do you have in trending? All right, let's talk
all things super Bowl now that the matchup is set. We know the Niners
are going to be there after they beat the Lions and come back fashion yesterday
in the NFC Championship game. Well, the Chiefs knocked off the Ravens yesterday
in the AFC Championship game that I didn't watch in that game because I was
on a party bus to the night game. But it seemed like kind of
a snoozer. It didn't seem like I didn't hear anything about it, honestly,
other than Taylor had curly hair. I don't think that. I don't
think the Chiefs scored the entire second half and it was defensive battle, not
too exciting. But the Super Bowl two weeks from now, February eleventh,
in Las Vegas at Allegiance Stadium. If you're looking to go to the game
to cheer on our Niners, it's not going to be cheap. As you
can imagine. The cheapest seats going for around eighth thousand dollars and those are
way way way up at the tippy tippy tippy top wow the stadium, and
most of those tickets that you'll see for just under eight thousand or nine thousand
are before fees. And I can tell you something about fees on tickets.
There were a lot on mine yesterday. Yee reikes. Chiefs looking to win
back to back Super Bowls, something that is not doesn't happen often in the
NFL. They beat the Eagles last year in the Super Bowl. The Niners
should have been in that Super Bowl, but we know Brock Perdy got hurt
in the NFC Championship game last year. The line on the game in case
you were thinking about betting on the Super Bowl. Currently, the Niners favored
by one point one point favorite, so pretty even, pretty even matchup.
I think they opened as a slightly larger favorite two and a half points.
It's down to one. You know those other bets where it's like what color
is the gatorade? And will Usher performed this song? Yet? I like
those? Where can we bet on those with your favorite local bookie or your
favorite Gambian? I don't know, of course, can you hook me up?
I got a guy, we can find some. You can find some
of those prop bet lines on. There is a lot of fun stuff every
year. Love those to gamble in the Super Bowl. Also, if you
are going to be traveling, if you are lucky enough I guess to get
a ticket or be able to afford a ticket to the Super Bowl, you've
got to get yourself there right to Vegas. A bunch of the airlines adding
flights from the Bay Area to Las Vegas. American Airlines has announced a bunch
of new direct flights. They're going to start leaving the Bay Area on Thursday
and so on and so forth. American Airlines also jumped on offering direct flights
from Kansas City to Vegas, and they're even doing them in the Taylor Swift
theme. You guys, Wow Wow. Flight nineteen eighty nine, you can
get bad. That's going to run twice from Kansas City to Vegas on February
ninth and February tenth, both of those departing at twelve thirty and flight eighty
seven because of Travis Kelsey's jersey number that leaves a Las Vegas for Kansas City
at twelve thirty local time on February twelve. That I'm sure somebody will.
I'm sure some airlines will do that cures. That is super cute. All
right, thank you Graham The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Guys,
today I'm going to get my eyelashes done by a robot. Wait what
So my man came across his video on Facebook and there's this place called Loom
Precision Lash. I guess, And I've heard about them before. I thought
Loom was that deodor for your you know what what? I never heard of
that. That's Loom me. I don't know. I don't know in fact
check that, but I'm sure I've heard about this. I've heard about this
eyelash doing robots a while back. I see that. I don't know the
descriptions. Like with the use of AI, you know, it could put
on eyelash extensions faster than a human. Can you just lay their eyes closed
and like just pop on eyelash extensions for you? Can a guy can ask
a guy question, Yeah, what the hell is an eyelash extension? Like,
how does it work? Exactly? What? It sounds like? It's
an eyelash. How is it attached? I don't get it to your eyelash.
You take a glue, so you take a so you just take a
longer, better looking eyelash, but scraggly one. How does the robot do
it? I mean, like, I get what fake clashes are. I
get the whole thing, but in some like it's a whole thing and then
you just glue like a whole new set on. Is that the same thing?
No? Those are strip lashes. Okay, see now we're a long
lash extensions are one by one lash extension. Oh so each little hair gets
its own new hair buddy, Yeah, little clusters. Yeah, why don't
you can I ask another guy question? Yeah, there's some medicine and stuff.
Now you can rub on there and makes your eyelashes grow, right,
It is not a thing if you're tried that, yeah, eyelash like growth
serum stuff. Yeah. I've seen some bad like side effects though to that
really Yeah, like people getting like uh, just infections or lumps on their
eyes or just bad everything. Everything comes to the risks. You Sure,
you can go to an eyelash tech who doesn't know what the heck they're doing,
and you can still get infection, you know. But with the robot,
I feel like it kind of lowers your chances because it's a robot,
you know, that's a little tiny robot fingers that get in the How does
it do it? I think it looks like little like Tweezer hands and it
just puts them on your eyes. I don't know, but I'm going to
try it and I'll come back with the review tomorrow and hopefully I look beautiful.
What if somebody, you know, ai AI has got a lot of
opinions of its own, What if it just starts pecking at your eyeballs?
I don't know. That's that's definitely a fear of mine. And we'll see
what happens. The last robots, like I've heard some of the stuff you
said on your show before. It's gross. I'm going to pick your eyeballs
out with my littleezer fingers back with no eyes. I mean no, it's
a possibility. Okay, Where and where is this place? I'm fascinated about
this place. The one I'm going to is inside an Alta store in San
Jose. And there used to I think there used to be an Oaklan location,
but I thought that it had shut down, so I think the only
one might be the one in San Jose. And is there someone that strap
you down so you don't move your head? What happens if you move that?
I don't know, but yes, there is somebody sitting there. They
still have a LASH artist that's there observing. It's like talking to the robot
like, hey, robot doing it? Command? Hey robot goo easy on
her? Yeah sosh, but fascinating. It's curious Lash robot cool. The
future is here. Yeah, Graham, I cannot believe you did so much
over the weekend. You were at the nine Ers game yesterday. Huh.
Before that, you had like a guys night, went out to the casino.
Yeah, I had guy posted about that on my Instagram story. I
had. There's your wife allowed all of this. Yeah, I want to
say, look props to my wife because she I had the ultimate. I
think I had the ultimate dude weekend or Friday night. One of my best
friends when we all college roommates, was in town for one night, and
so one of our other roommates who lives and drove over. So the three
of us and then our wives and everybody all got together and kids and we
went out for dinner as this place called the Lincoln and Napo. It's fairly
new, really good food, really good drinks, and so we had like
a you know, it was like a family night there. It's a family
friendly place, and so we had a really good time. It just so
happens. I mean, part of the reason I chose this restaurant because it's
next door to my favorite place in the world, which is this casino and
apple called as Bute asom Vine. Now I've talked about it before in the
show because it's one of my favorite places, and you know, somebody dropped
the hint like, well, you know, you know the kids, I
know, they got to get back to bed, and so do you think
maybe you know, because it's like we hardly ever see each other. The
guys and the girls are like, fine, just go see you guys can
go to the casino. Just don't. My wife, after I wasn't around,
they were walking out, she went to one of my buddies and like,
just don't let Graham stay out all night. Just don't. Because every
time I've told you, guys, every time I go there, I'm always
like, my wife's like, just don't. Don't koham at three right next
thing, you know, it's six, It's always three. It's always three
o'clock. I don't get it. You can't walk away from you know,
when you're waiting at the table, and it just so happens that it's always
three o'clock. I made it home by twelve thirty, though, so I
just let the record show the guy's night. It was incredibly fun, though
we were very rowdy, So thank you to the staff there for not like
buddhists out because we're high fiving and yelling and even what there was a listener
of the JV show at was the fourth person at our tables to shout out
to Louise. He got in on the high fiving and then he's like,
you that's where I know you from. You look familiar. I listened to
the show every day, so Ellen shout out to Alan. He was the
I guess like the pit boss. I guess you would call him. He
says, he listens with his taking his kids to school every day. So
we had a lot of fun. I do want to back up and talk
about one just quick whizzing incident that happened. Did you get too drunk again?
No, that's not I've never done that. One time in college when
we were at the restaurant, we're sitting outside on like their big patio,
and this other family shows up and they're gonna sit at like they have a
bunch of fire pits and stuff. Cool spot. Anyway, they go to
sit like the booth and fire pit next to us. Well, they had
like a I don't know, maybe two year old kid with him, and
they didn't notice, but I was like, man, is there a fountain
running? I heard a lot of leading water. He just dropped trout right
there and just was number one right there on the concrete, right in front
of everybody. So everybody in the restaurant's like turn it looking and like the
parents are talking with some friends and like they don't see what's happening, and
I'm like, whoa, this kid really had to go. I mean it
was a full fountain going for like a long time, and they didn't notice
for a long time. And finally they came over, like, you can't
stop once you start, right, So they just had to let them.
And then you know, then they had they had to come hose it all
down. And then the manager of the of the restaurant offered us some free
drinks for what we had to for what for what we had to witness.
I thought it was the funniest thing in the world. We were dying laughing.
The parents were more embarrassing. I'm sure they were mortified. They said
they were they were a bit and by God, and like you know,
when the staff comes, we're like, oh, we're so sorry. I'm
like, dude, don't say sorry. Like that gave me something to talk
about them Monday, Like, I've never laughed so hard. Drink. They
had free drinks and you can't even their drinks are delicious. I never laughed
so hard in my life. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine