Super n Hello and welcome to a very special Sunday night Live Laura Cane after
Dark. But if you're listening on like a Wednesday, that doesn't matter.
But we're alive doing it on a Sunday. I'm Laura Cane, your host.
This is Eric Rimmer, your father host. This is our producer Brian
Ady, and we have something very special on tonight's episode of Laura Kane after
Dark, and I'm very excited about it. We even have an audience member.
I'm not excited. See, we have one audience have done now no,
no, stop stop. Nobody knows what we're talking about yet, don't
answer him. Seen a real pain about this. By the way, when
I came in, she was like, I just want you guys to save
it for the air. Just we're here, I know. So now we're
gonna they don't know what we're talking about. Yes, So first I'm just
welcoming everybody. Hello, Welcome, Thank you for for tuning and we appreciate
it. Make sure you subscribe on YouTube if you haven't hit that button yet,
that would be awesome, or subscribe on Instagram. Hi, Judy,
what's going on? Guys? Okay, we are going to do this after
our host chats okay, and after our commercials. This is called the one
Chip challenge. Notice how the box is shaped like a coffin. There is
one chip, one corn chip in this box, and apparently it is covered
in Carolina reaper and Naga viper pepper peppers on Earth. Uh huh. So
in this box is also some kind of like banner or something you wear if
you can eat the entire chip. I am going to read you the warnings.
I'm going to read you all about it when it's time. Now.
Producer Brian and Eric have agreed to try the one chip challenge. They may
well, I like spicy food. They may have to change this to the
one ship challenge. I'm saying I know somebody who has done it, and
I will let you know when it's time what to expect. He's gonna be
like, it's hell, I can it ruined me for days? Just calm
down. Do you know that I have to get on a flight in like
forty I already checked that you. I added check beforehand and make sure that
they would do this. They said there's a bathroom on the flight. I
checked it, made sure that you're my butt hole will be okay, we'll
be back in normal fashion by the time you get on that airplane. Yeah,
don't worry. I do not want to be at thirty thousand feet and
get the trots. I'm not going to make you guys eat the entire chip.
Hey, what I've got lots? I researched this because I was worried
you wouldn't, So you know what I have for you. I've got waters,
I've got gatorade. You've got chips. You did not research it.
You're not skater a milk. I've got peanut butter. I don't trust the
water makes it worse because water does not dilute caspician or whatever it is.
It only spreads it around. Oh great, look I have olives, bread,
peanut butter, cheese. I am taking would you rather have? But
now? Would you rather have it after you eat part of that chip?
Probably after I eat the chip. I know you're hungry. You can have
all of this when we're done, but we need to get through some things
first. Oh my gosh, are you really going to eat a banana?
First? Yes? Before after, so talk and we're gonna eat bananas,
gonna try to make it look like we're not performing. Why don't you split
a banana? No, we're gonna each get one. I got four,
one for each of us before and after. Oh my god, Oh my
god, Brian, you're oh that's we have this after. I think you're
supposed to do it before. No, no, I think so, I'm
supposed to coat your stomach. I will read the directions of the wen chip
challenge is going to I don't know. I don't think that that is going
to be a problem because you're not eating the entire chip here. Oh thank
you producer, Brian, all right, eat this banana. While I talk
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a doctor Reidler. I was watching the Padres game yesterday and cutch the commercial
break and lo, behold, Laura Kane is staring at me on my TV.
You're getting that commercial I recorded or we filmed it two years ago.
I could tell. I was like, this is not what she looks like
now, Oh my god, we need to do in different one, new
one. Well, I know, I hope's not look different than you do
that back then? Do I look even younger now? Because I've been going
to lay you actually did look better. I wouldn't say you looked younger,
you look younger now, but you do look better than back then. Or
maybe it's just well because I've been going to them for since then, for
two years, so it's all thanks to them. So anyway, well,
thank you, and I'm sorry I scared your doing your Pawdrey's game. Brian.
Oh my god, God forbid my face pops up in your house.
Okay, so here's my host chat. Oh you got your haircut? I
love that. These guys are you? Guys are freaking out over this chip
and I love it. I'm sweating so bad. I know it's not as
hot as it was the other night. No, I'm sweating for all I
know. Okay, Yeah, so I did something. Oh, Joyful bought
a badge. Thank you Joyful. That's really sweet. We really appreciate you
guys when you do that. That's really really nice. I'm gonna need it
from my flohole surgery that I'm probably gonna have. Stop thinking about out your
butt. Why don't you think about maybe your throat or your stomach? But
you have you tasted this chip at all? No, are you planning on
tasting? No? Because because I love everything bland, I'm a very bland
person. Any kind of little tiny bit of spice is too much for me.
So there's no freaking way I could do this. I'm just saying,
it's a lot of talk coming from that corner for someone who refuses to eat
this chip. I understand that. I get it, and I appreciate that
you guys have agreed to do the one chip challenge, but we'll we'll get
to that after I have to tell you I might kick you in the vagina.
When I was driving here today, I was like, why the hell
did I agree to do that? Like I should have said no. Like
I think she got us at a very vulnerable moment stop, like I was
probably probably watching steel magnolias or beaches, and she's like, would you do
this? I was like, Shore, we're gonna get there. We're gonna
get there. Don't worry, And I have lots of information for you.
But first, I did something last night that I'm ashamed of. I see
people doing this and I absolutely judge them every single time I see this,
And lo and behold, it was nine thirty at night, and there I
was doing the same exact thing, and I felt horrible about myself, but
I did it anyway. Let me guess. I think this is ridiculous,
and when I see people do this, I'm like, why, But I
did it anyway. Oh my god, it's got to be something on your
phone. I last night went to Ross in my pajama bottoms. Oh,
I know, I know now that now. Normally, normally when I see
people in their pajama bottoms, it's like a Walmart or something. I mean,
I'm talking pajama bottoms that are obvious pjs that have like right or they
have like you know, doll duck on them, or like mine are plaid.
You can totally tell their PJ bottoms. But I went anyway, and
I felt very self conscious and I didn't like it. I'm like, but
I had to hurry out and get something really quick from Ross. Yes,
yeah, you get that's an emergency. Did you go to Mission Valley or
Point Loma? I went to Point Lomas so I fit right in right in
you. Oh, now, did you get like a crown and like a
scepter? Because you were the fanciest of all people in their pajamas, white
trash. Nobody else was in their pajamas? Did you bring the dog?
Yes? I oh god? But I'm telling you what, do not go
on an airplane in your pajamas? Have you seen that before? Yes?
That one I understand more. What yeah, no, they're going to ross
if you If you wear pajamas on a plane, that's pretty like no,
no, no, no no, Remember you don't because you're young. But
and I don't. This is before my time too. But when you used
to get on an airplane, you used to dress up because it was expensive
and rare back then. It's but what about a sweatsuit or how about leggings
and a T shirt? That's fine? Why do you have to wear your
ratty old pajama bottoms on an airplane? Okay? With people trying to be
comfortable on the flight, at least I understand it. I wouldn't wear my
pajamas. But if somebody else did, I be like, whatever, we're
on a flight. See, maybe I'm too judgmental. Get dressed up to
go to fly? No, Like I said, I put on leggings and
a sweatshirt. I want to be comfortable. You're right, but I would
never wear my pajama bottoms. You went to Ross and Point I told you
it's gonna be a downward spile spiral. Why I'm going to keep doing this?
Yeah, and you'll be no. Can you drop me off at the
airport and she'll show up in pajama bottoms? Ye, nope, never because
I'm against this. I'm against this, and I did it anyway anyway.
I know I didn't. I That's why I'm outing myself. I'm ashamed if
you saw me. Not not that you did, but in Ross in Point
Loma at nine thirty less looking at I didn't get a text from someone.
Yeah, well, good news. I found a twelve step program to get
your back on track of wearing normal clothes out of the house. I'm never
going to do that again because I'm going to take the time to just put
on some jeans or all this stuff is in here. No, I'll tell
you about my kitchen. And that's all the shame she felt. She keeps
clothes. I just wanted to know how you guys felt about pajama bottoms on
airplanes. I don't like pajama bottoms at all. That's why I don't wear
that. I don't like him anywhere, but I would I understand in two
highs. So you don't judge people for wearing them on an airplane. I
don't care that much. I don't care in public that much. If you
are sitting next to somebody on an airplane he's wearing pajama bottoms, are you
secretly judging? Oh? I am full blown judge duty, especially if they
especially if they are accompanied by those you know, birken stocks or those stupid
what are those things too? Oh? Yeah, O god? And now
with all the goddamn buttons on them. Oh my son, who don't get
me started, lives in Portland. Now, please tell me you just got
some crocs at Buffalo Exchange while he was here. And he couldn't have been
more Wait, stop the presses. What he got them at Buffalo Exchange,
which means someone has worn them? That is correct. And again, Laura,
you had eighteen at least eighteen years with your children and they go out
and they buy themselves crocs. Use crucsh I wonder what the mileage on those
things were. Wow, use crocs. He couldn't have been more excited.
He was thrilled. And I happened to have one of those buttons that you
mentioned. God, because I got it in a somewhere and it was a
butterfly. Crocs are not even expensive. They are kind of real ones.
The real crocs are not that cheap anyway, So he was all excited.
You put the butterfly button on his crocs. So now he's from Portland.
What are you gonna do? That's what they do in Portland. Okay.
I remember when I was a kid, I asked my mom if I could
get crocs one time, and she told me no because they were ugly.
Oh man, I your mom, your mom. Yeah. They came back
around though, now they'rel again they shouldn't be, and now they're in all
different kinds of styles. And nope, no, I know. I know
your stance on crocs and birkenstocks. Oh m, there was a really cute
pair of the end. Nope, no, they were faux Birkenstocks, but
they were cute pink care anything that even looks like one with those big ugly
straps, awful big old buckles. Yeah, the cork, the cork.
Oh god. Okay, all right, so oh Jason Votto badge, thank
you jas nice. Okay, what do you want to talk about before we
get to uh challenge. I was watching Hulu the other night and you,
I think I called you and told you I thought this was it. I
thought, oh, this must be like it because it's a Hulu original.
So I thought, oh, they're branching off and doing their own housewives of
whatever. Because it was the Housewives of Orlando and the Housewives of of Las
Vegas or the Hot Wives. I thought it's a housewives. It was Hot
Wives. It's a parody, and it's got some actress, some very well
known actresses from like the Office. Oh my gosh, it's called the Hot,
Hot, Hot Housewives of Las Vegas and then the Hot Housewives of Orlando.
But it's not real. It's not reality TV. It's it's a par
okay, and it is hilarious. It's good. It's good and okay.
Oh yeah, because your recommendation about Jury Duty, that was the best thing
I ever watched, wasn't it. It was so awesome. I'm trying so
hard to get that guy on. Wouldn't not be so great to have him
on the podcast. I just that's a kind of guy that I would love
to end up with. Someone that nice and that like gentle and you know,
he was just such a good person. Yeah, I really liked him.
But anyway, that's jury d. That's something else you guys have to
watch. Okay, all right, if you haven't noticed already, we're drinking
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hopefully forty. Looking for a business to invest in. See, oh,
I know what that business is. That would be Laura Kane after Dark.
No, you guys invest in me? True? True? Anyway. Jay
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That's one thing I know about J works and Jay, if you're listening,
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know what you're talking about. Regardless that website is getting him sales. It
is, and I want people to know about you. Are welcome, mister
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I need to set some things up for you guys. Okay, they're doing
the one chip challenge. I found this at seven eleven. It's one single
horn chip that has Carolina Reaper and Naga Viper pepper sprinkled on it. And
if you eat this entire chip, you're supposed to be some superhero, supposed
to die and well probably let me read you the warning label that was on
the display at seven eleven. And then I'm going to set up to help
you guys through the process. And I have somebody has done it. Wait,
hold on for my wild card as well. The wild card of me
is that I brought my own stuff too. To help me prepare. I
brought nothing. Well, you don't worry, bring it all. Let's start
bringing it up here. Well, I just saw the word vomit. If
I vomit, you're cleaning it up. Yeah, okay, you're not going
to vomit. I just here's the warning label that's on the display at seven
eleven. The Pocket one Ship Challenge is an extremely spicy tortilla chip made with
the Carolina reap for pepper. Please be aware of the intensity of this product.
The one Ship Challenge is not intended for anyone's sensitive to spicy foods,
allergic to peppers. Night shades? What's that? What's night shades? Do
you know what that is? Is that a or has any medical conditions?
Are you guys? Okay, no, I'm not now I have every medical
medical conditions. I have everything keep out of reach of children. Oh,
then I definitely shouldn't do it. This is very very important. You guys,
wash your hands with soap and water after touching the chip. Okay,
wait, Antonio is going to sit down first because he's gonna tell us what's
going on because he's done it. Side effects may include general discomfort, sweating,
nausea, or vomiting. Oh for sure, Now if I puke.
Antonio otherwise known as Javiers, have a seat. Now, hello there,
hello, he has done the challenge sort of. He's the one that told
me about it actually, and when I ran out to seven to eleven to
get it, I may if if I have to, if if something.
I'm blaming you for this whole fine. Now look, oh, turn on
your mic. Here we go. Let's turn on his mic. When you
turn it on, my nails. I can't do anything with these damn nails.
Okay, so it's hold on, there we go. There we go,
pointed to his face. Three speak more into the mic. I'm very
bossy today, but okay, she really is. So please tell us the
story of your experience with the one ship challenge. Don't be afraid it only
will last the first and seconds. Well, tell him how you ate it
and tell them what happened, how much you ate of it? Speak my
thumb a piece as big as his thumb. So that's okay. You guys
don't have to eat the entire ship. I'm not gonna make you do that.
You know, break it and just get a piece. Okay. So
I tried it, and it was just den sick. I didn't feel anything
at the beginning, you know. So I was chewing it, and I
was eating it, and I swallow it. Ten seconds later, I start
feeling on my right, on my ed, on my tongue, not my
butt. Tom, Okay, we'll talk about your butt in a minute.
But it never gets my to my butt. Oh okay. And after you
know, it lasted probably a couple of minutes. Three minutes for the most.
He told me six minutes, by the way, the first time he
told me this story. Yeah, it was three minutes. And I had
some gatorade that over there. I brought tears in my eyes. Eric,
we are eating full half chips though. Yeah, I don't think you should
know we're going to Oh no, I don't think if it only last three
minutes, it's not that interesting. He told me. The last six minutes.
Oh god, he's we're doing. We're doing. I don't think he'll
chip. Here's here's some pepto bismol half chips already not that bad. Here
are these? He was quick. Now, Joseph, So you don't want
water, No, no water, no water. You want gatorade. I
have gatorade for you. Yeah, yeah, okay, so let me bring
the gator. So by the time then my break was over, I did
this. It worked. Okay. By the time I think my break was
over, I was fine. So do you ship uncontrollably loud? Now?
Okay? He said he had no ringsting, no ringsting. Okay, well
I may, but I did buy a new underwear. Oh Jesus s okay,
all right now in case it didn't it doesn't work, there's some Tabasco
sauce add to it. Okay, now, thank you, Antonio, my
god, and thank you for this idea. Thank you for this idea.
I love it. Yeah, thanks for this idea, Antonio. This in
here, there we go. It's gonna be a shit show. Okay,
literally, no, I don't. Oh have you here? Do you think
you can go get the bucket? Just in case? Because I won't be
able to take it. I don't know. Are they gonna puke? Are
you? No? I don't think, Brian. You're not like prone to
puking, are you. I'm more than that used to be, but not
really. Still, well, okay, move it. Move the mics are
the control. After that, oh my god, And you don't puke very
often? I might. Do you want to do a shot of pepto bismo
before Brian you did the research? What do you think you guys already ate
a banana? Oh my gosh, what else are you putting out on?
I've got bread, peanut, butter, cheese, peptobismo, milk, gatorade.
You guys are good, citric acid, Oh jesus, Oh my god,
the heck you guys. I want to open it all right? There
you go here it is the box. Oh oh, oh my god.
He got gloves. Good because if you would have that would be bad because
you're not supposed to rub your eyes obviously or go to the bathroom. That
would probably be really unpleasant for you guys if you were to go pee.
All right, So everybody, this is what it looks like. You can
find him at seven eleven if you want to try this challenge. There's literally
one chip in here. Okay, put your gloves on. You guys are
so funny. Oh this is gonna be I'm gonna have to figure out what
to talk about for six minutes because you ain't gonna be able to talk.
I think it's gonna say hi, okay, give it to me. Okay,
I'm gonna waved all right, here you go. Oh my god.
All right, so Brian is now opening up the coffin shaped box. Now
your gatorade is right here. Here's your gatorade. Okay, here's your peptobysmal.
Here's your bread and cheese and peanuts. Okay, I snack before.
No, you may not seek medical assist should you experience difficulty breathing, fainting,
or extended nausea. I don't know. I don't like that last part,
but I don't think that's going to happen to you. It didn't have
it to him. Okay, so you open it up and what does it
look like? There's something else in there? Okay, you take care.
There's the chip. I'll look at that while he's doing that. Okay,
there's I think there's like a open it up. What to expect? Oh,
what to expect? Here? I'll read that swift strike to the mouth,
senses recoil, viper, hyper hypnosis, abdomen attack, serpent spiral.
I don't know what this even means, but it doesn't sound good. Here's
the rules. These are the rules. Okay, read the warning, which
we did. Okay, eat the entire can smell it, eat the entire
chip. Oh wait, as long as possible before drinking or eating anything.
Hey god, it smells terrible. Post your reaction on social media with one
chip challenge and mentioned blah blah blah. No, oh well, we'll do
this the inside of a gas can. It smells. Oh god, this
is gonna okay okay, Oh my god. So now the chip is broken
into Oh look look what you get. I don't even care anymore. I
slayed. Once you've finished, you get this? Oh god, Laura,
what oh it smells terrible. Oh my god. Okay, let's just see
it. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait wait. Now the chip
has been broken into three pieces. One is larger than the other, and
then there's two smaller ones. What are you gonna do? Yeah, I'm
just gonna start with this. Okay. Wait, are you guys gonna chew
it up totally? Are you just gonna swallow it? All? Right?
Ready on your mark? Oh my god, get set, Oh my god,
go, oh my god. Oh no, nothing's happening yet. I
don't Oh no, it's hot. You can feel it. You can feel
it? Uh huh huh okay, take your gloves off. Oh oh god,
okay, wait you want what do you want? Oh? Oh no,
Brian, how are you? How's it going? It's pretty hot.
I've never seen other fuckers. I mean, it's like, oh god,
I think you're supposed to say. It's oh my god, it's like any
hot thing. Okay wait, wait, okay, So how's it progressing?
I can feel myself crying? Oh my god, Brian, all your eyes
are totally wet and watering. Is it coming in waves or it's just now?
Where does it hurt the most? Is it is? Side of the
tongue is really where I need to interview you. Why you guys are going
through this? You have a few more minutes to deal with it. Oh,
it doesn't just end it just oh god. From what I've understood,
he's told me three times as someone who understands it pretty well. Right now,
it's not going away. Oh my god, Oh my god. Okay,
So what is helping? Is there anything that's helping? Do you need
the breadth? Insides are liquidfier, Brian? Why do you refuse to try
to help you get past it? Are you just trying to brave it through
it? Are you trying to what? Don't touch me? Wait? Wait,
your snotty nose on my Oh my god, I can't wipe. What
does they had? Oh my god, take that off and get rid of
it, because we don't want any remnants of that ship. Where's the ship?
Where's the rest of the chip. What would it take for you guys
to eat the remainder of the ship. No, so that part of the
chip, we're not. Oh god, what's happening to you right now?
What's happening? What's happening? Is it just still super hot? Where's it
hitting now? Oh my god? Has it hit your throat and stomach yet?
Yeah? Okay, Brian, where are you at? Throat? Stomach?
Oh? Oh, he's decided to go for the milk. Okay,
that's almond milk. If the almond milk is great, Oh great, I'm
allergic to almonds. Well, there's gatorade right there here. Slam this.
You can slam the pepto. Don't don't slam the peptoe. Oh my god,
you guys are doing it. You're getting through it. You're getting through
it. Is it lessening at all? I don't think you're supposed to drink
the gatorade. That's what Brian says, it's gonna make it worse. Is
making it worse? Oh shit? Did it make it worse? I don't
know now now it is coming, okay, okay, so it strikes like
a viper, like that viper pepper, it's it sits and then it hits
again. Okay. The milk in my mouth, it's not that bad,
but the second I swallow it. Yeah, oh okay, so like explain,
whoa, whoa, what was that? Oh my god's coming back?
Don't throw up. No, you're not gonna throw up. Oh you're just
like you're just like barely can breathe. Okay, there's a peanut butter.
There's a peanut butter. You ate all the bread already and all the cheese
and all the milk? Do you want this? Oh shit? Oh shit,
I don't want to kill you. Did I just kill my partner?
My partner. I can't imagine how bad the food chip. I can't even
imagine. Well, oh my god, I don't think you guys get to
put this on your body. I know I will be wiping my pop.
Actually, you know what I think you should? You know which one I
did? I got? I got the hottest one they had they have different
flavors. Okay, so they have not hot, kind of hot, hot,
super hot, and freaking hot. I got the freaking hot one.
Oh. Now I asked you guys about this way ahead of time. Both
of you said you like spicy foods. I didn't say, but do you
like spicy foods? Is this a new way? Oh? My god?
How's your stomach feel? Is it? It sounds like it's subsiding. How
many minutes have passed? Are we at the like? Three? Okay?
Three or four? We're starting to die down? No? Not really?
No? Oh do we get a new wave? Now? Brian is opening
up a bottle of something. You're taking a pill right now. It cric
citrics citric as it is supposed to the oil? Is that in tone form?
Oh? Do you want to put it in something? Put it in
my butt? You're gonna need to put now you did it? Yeah?
I think? Okay, you guys seriously did not touch the chip at all
with your hand? Oh no, it's it's very sour. I think he
just made it worse. Now he's gonna puke. Thanks a lot. Did
it really? It made it worse for him? Oh? It tastes terrible.
Han't all over something. Do you want any of this pepto? Oh
my god, I feel so bad. I kind of feel bad right now?
Should should? I didn't need to torch you? But this is really
really freaking hysterical. Oh how do you feel right now? What? What's
it? Oh boy? What's the level of hotness? Now? From one
to ten? Where are you at? Like a five? Okay? Where
you were at at uncomfortable? Now at it's height? You were at what
I'm like on eleven? Oh? Like ten? You want to glass?
He's got no, I'm okay, sure, thank you? Yes? Oh
my god, Oh my god, cheers you guys. Oh my god,
are studs. I'm impressed, Oh my god, because you know that's something
I would I couldn't. I could never knew. Yeah, no, I
just don't. I eat everything bland. I don't like anything spicy, so
this would literally kill me. Oh my god. Now, Eric, what
are your thoughts on your butt? Now? You knowing yourself in your constitution,
what's going to happen to you? I think when it comes out,
it's just gonna feel like barbed wire. But that's why I got the bananas
for us. Yeah. Oh so the bananas help that we'll have another one
in a second. Oh god, wow, that was freaking hot. You
guys, you know what, you know what, you guys get the banner.
You guys, get the banner. This is amazing. You did it,
did it? You did the one ship challenge. Now that the real
challenge is the bathroom tomorrow. Oh yeah, that is gonna be well.
For Eric, it'll be tonight him. I'm surprised it isn't. Now there
we go. I slayed. I might be shitting as we speak. Yeah,
now, how's it going? Now? Are is it? Is it
on? No, it's subsiding. It's subsiding. So this just feels like
a hot like spicy food. I do not know how anybody could eat a
whole thing. Those are the two hottest peppers in the entire world. Oh
my god. Now we need to get rid of the chips that is left
on the table because we can't touch it. We can't eat it. It's
dangerous. We need to wrap it in something, or the gloves flush it
down the toilet. Oh, I put the gloves down here. Oh here,
we can put it in here. Do you want some corn chips or
something? Do you want cornships that don't have anything on She's like, here
ice, I dusted them with with acid. No, I have flame corn
chips. Would you like some of those? No? I'm fine? Are
you okay? Oh? I feel like I might puke? No? No,
No, you had a banana? You're good? You're good? That
is that was hot? Brian is getting rid of the evidence. Oh my
god, you guys did it? Oh? How come? I feel like
I've just been through it? Can you eat another banana? Can you stomach
a banana? Thank you? You can literally buy a bag of these.
This is in every seven eleven right now, the one hip challenge. And
now we're going to post our reaction. They want us to post a reaction
on their like whatever I might give them the satisfaction. This is. This
is what a great thing I mean, this is they're gonna make some money
off of this. This is what a great idea I think. Now,
Brian, do you have your Brian's wild card? Or you want to end
it here? What do you want to do? You want to want a
little break or something? What do you want to do? What do you
think? How are you feeling? You look like you guys both look like
you've been through like battle through the like jungle with like guns and shooting at
people, and you've been up all night. Well, I know something that's
going to be shooting through me in just a little while. Banana helps actually
feels good. Producer Brian did his research, and this is what you're supposed
to do in order to not get ring sting. But there's ever a zombie
apocalypse, No, for real, My sentric acid will not do anything against
that. Did the citric acid help with the pain? No, but I
think it may have helped it go away a little faster. Yeah, all
right, I mean I did no research. They said your color is starting
to come back. Oh good. I didn't notice what was he read?
Was he white? Was he pale? Like? I don't know how did
that? You were pale? I can see you were pale, Brian,
even more so than normal. I didn't want to drink anything for a minute.
So that was rough. So this is no joke. Nope, Who
in the world it's not doable to eat the whole dang thing. I don't
know anybody who's done that. You could do. It really just tastes like
any spicy food. Ever, it's just way more intense. It's not unfamiliar.
But it starts out literally on the sides of your mouth, and then
it's almost like it drains down. It's like underneath your tongue, your jaw
bone gets affected, man, and then it goes down your throat. Yeah,
and then it starts stud and then what's mouth? How is your stomach?
Now? Obviously it's going down towards yours. That'll happen probably with During
the break, I felt like I got fire there for a minute. Probably.
Wow, breath was hot. I love it. I love this.
All right, you guys, all right, So Brian, do you wanna
what do you wanna? Do? You want to save your thing for next
episode? Yeah? Okay, you want a little break? All right?
All right? How many is it taken out? Okay, no, you're
not gonna taken out. You guys can have a little break. I appreciate
you doing the challenge. I mean I was not brave enough to ever even
try this. So I really admire you guys for doing that. I really
do, because that is tough. Face the reaper. You face the reaper
and you won. You won. You did it. I you did it.
I love the fact that they say wait as long as possible. Before
drinking or eating anything. I totally failed. How quickly did you reach for
something I don't immediately? Yeah, that's just your natural reaction. Oh it
was fucking hot. Oh my god, he's king that entire gatoring. Yeah,
I'm gonna have something a minute. Alright, alright, alright, it
was only twenty five calories. Well you had like one piece of that,
so you had like ten calories. Oh oh, totally. Alright, we're
both going to have like, I need a report. I need a report
about what happens the aftermath. I'll do that. All we'll send you a
picture. Oh no, don't do that. I don't want to see it,
but I want to know if it was okay, if you guys are
okay, all right, well let's end this podcast. Next episode, we
have a special Brian's wild Card Corner. We're gonna let them rest a little
bit and then we'll be back. We're gonna cut this one a little bit
shorter than normal because they deserve it. You guys were great, and thank
you so much for watching on Instagram, and thank you so much for watching
on YouTube. And are you able to talk? Can you log lock out?
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