WEBVTT 1 00:00:09.080 --> 00:00:42.920 Super n Hello and welcome to a very special Sunday night Live Laura Cane after 2 00:00:43.079 --> 00:00:46.640 Dark. But if you're listening on like a Wednesday, that doesn't matter. 3 00:00:46.679 --> 00:00:52.399 But we're alive doing it on a Sunday. I'm Laura Cane, your host. 4 00:00:52.960 --> 00:00:58.159 This is Eric Rimmer, your father host. This is our producer Brian 5 00:00:58.359 --> 00:01:04.840 Ady, and we have something very special on tonight's episode of Laura Kane after 6 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:10.159 Dark, and I'm very excited about it. We even have an audience member. 7 00:01:11.319 --> 00:01:15.760 I'm not excited. See, we have one audience have done now no, 8 00:01:15.760 --> 00:01:19.840 no, stop stop. Nobody knows what we're talking about yet, don't 9 00:01:19.879 --> 00:01:22.079 answer him. Seen a real pain about this. By the way, when 10 00:01:22.079 --> 00:01:26.120 I came in, she was like, I just want you guys to save 11 00:01:26.159 --> 00:01:29.280 it for the air. Just we're here, I know. So now we're 12 00:01:29.319 --> 00:01:33.319 gonna they don't know what we're talking about. Yes, So first I'm just 13 00:01:33.439 --> 00:01:37.599 welcoming everybody. Hello, Welcome, Thank you for for tuning and we appreciate 14 00:01:37.680 --> 00:01:41.680 it. Make sure you subscribe on YouTube if you haven't hit that button yet, 15 00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:45.519 that would be awesome, or subscribe on Instagram. Hi, Judy, 16 00:01:45.760 --> 00:01:51.879 what's going on? Guys? Okay, we are going to do this after 17 00:01:51.959 --> 00:01:57.480 our host chats okay, and after our commercials. This is called the one 18 00:01:57.599 --> 00:02:05.879 Chip challenge. Notice how the box is shaped like a coffin. There is 19 00:02:06.159 --> 00:02:13.759 one chip, one corn chip in this box, and apparently it is covered 20 00:02:13.879 --> 00:02:19.919 in Carolina reaper and Naga viper pepper peppers on Earth. Uh huh. So 21 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:25.360 in this box is also some kind of like banner or something you wear if 22 00:02:25.400 --> 00:02:30.840 you can eat the entire chip. I am going to read you the warnings. 23 00:02:30.919 --> 00:02:35.319 I'm going to read you all about it when it's time. Now. 24 00:02:35.439 --> 00:02:42.520 Producer Brian and Eric have agreed to try the one chip challenge. They may 25 00:02:42.639 --> 00:02:45.639 well, I like spicy food. They may have to change this to the 26 00:02:45.639 --> 00:02:52.199 one ship challenge. I'm saying I know somebody who has done it, and 27 00:02:52.240 --> 00:02:55.120 I will let you know when it's time what to expect. He's gonna be 28 00:02:55.120 --> 00:02:59.439 like, it's hell, I can it ruined me for days? Just calm 29 00:02:59.520 --> 00:03:00.800 down. Do you know that I have to get on a flight in like 30 00:03:00.879 --> 00:03:06.680 forty I already checked that you. I added check beforehand and make sure that 31 00:03:06.719 --> 00:03:09.000 they would do this. They said there's a bathroom on the flight. I 32 00:03:09.240 --> 00:03:15.199 checked it, made sure that you're my butt hole will be okay, we'll 33 00:03:15.240 --> 00:03:20.560 be back in normal fashion by the time you get on that airplane. Yeah, 34 00:03:20.639 --> 00:03:23.400 don't worry. I do not want to be at thirty thousand feet and 35 00:03:23.439 --> 00:03:27.240 get the trots. I'm not going to make you guys eat the entire chip. 36 00:03:28.759 --> 00:03:32.800 Hey, what I've got lots? I researched this because I was worried 37 00:03:32.840 --> 00:03:38.120 you wouldn't, So you know what I have for you. I've got waters, 38 00:03:38.240 --> 00:03:40.560 I've got gatorade. You've got chips. You did not research it. 39 00:03:40.599 --> 00:03:46.080 You're not skater a milk. I've got peanut butter. I don't trust the 40 00:03:46.159 --> 00:03:51.479 water makes it worse because water does not dilute caspician or whatever it is. 41 00:03:51.479 --> 00:03:54.000 It only spreads it around. Oh great, look I have olives, bread, 42 00:03:54.159 --> 00:04:00.159 peanut butter, cheese. I am taking would you rather have? But 43 00:04:00.199 --> 00:04:01.479 now? Would you rather have it after you eat part of that chip? 44 00:04:01.520 --> 00:04:05.280 Probably after I eat the chip. I know you're hungry. You can have 45 00:04:05.520 --> 00:04:10.039 all of this when we're done, but we need to get through some things 46 00:04:10.080 --> 00:04:13.520 first. Oh my gosh, are you really going to eat a banana? 47 00:04:13.639 --> 00:04:17.399 First? Yes? Before after, so talk and we're gonna eat bananas, 48 00:04:17.720 --> 00:04:21.079 gonna try to make it look like we're not performing. Why don't you split 49 00:04:21.120 --> 00:04:24.639 a banana? No, we're gonna each get one. I got four, 50 00:04:24.920 --> 00:04:28.079 one for each of us before and after. Oh my god, Oh my 51 00:04:28.120 --> 00:04:33.079 god, Brian, you're oh that's we have this after. I think you're 52 00:04:33.079 --> 00:04:35.839 supposed to do it before. No, no, I think so, I'm 53 00:04:35.839 --> 00:04:39.759 supposed to coat your stomach. I will read the directions of the wen chip 54 00:04:39.839 --> 00:04:45.120 challenge is going to I don't know. I don't think that that is going 55 00:04:45.199 --> 00:04:49.040 to be a problem because you're not eating the entire chip here. Oh thank 56 00:04:49.079 --> 00:04:53.560 you producer, Brian, all right, eat this banana. While I talk 57 00:04:53.639 --> 00:05:00.120 about our fabulous sponsor, Megan Root from Milestone Bang I love. 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I was watching the Padres game yesterday and cutch the commercial 106 00:08:43.519 --> 00:08:48.440 break and lo, behold, Laura Kane is staring at me on my TV. 107 00:08:48.679 --> 00:08:54.679 You're getting that commercial I recorded or we filmed it two years ago. 108 00:08:54.759 --> 00:08:56.519 I could tell. I was like, this is not what she looks like 109 00:08:56.559 --> 00:09:00.600 now, Oh my god, we need to do in different one, new 110 00:09:00.639 --> 00:09:03.519 one. Well, I know, I hope's not look different than you do 111 00:09:03.600 --> 00:09:07.399 that back then? Do I look even younger now? Because I've been going 112 00:09:07.399 --> 00:09:11.840 to lay you actually did look better. I wouldn't say you looked younger, 113 00:09:11.120 --> 00:09:15.080 you look younger now, but you do look better than back then. Or 114 00:09:15.080 --> 00:09:18.399 maybe it's just well because I've been going to them for since then, for 115 00:09:18.519 --> 00:09:22.159 two years, so it's all thanks to them. So anyway, well, 116 00:09:22.200 --> 00:09:24.639 thank you, and I'm sorry I scared your doing your Pawdrey's game. Brian. 117 00:09:24.679 --> 00:09:28.440 Oh my god, God forbid my face pops up in your house. 118 00:09:30.799 --> 00:09:33.600 Okay, so here's my host chat. Oh you got your haircut? I 119 00:09:33.639 --> 00:09:37.759 love that. These guys are you? Guys are freaking out over this chip 120 00:09:37.759 --> 00:09:39.879 and I love it. I'm sweating so bad. I know it's not as 121 00:09:39.919 --> 00:09:43.159 hot as it was the other night. No, I'm sweating for all I 122 00:09:43.159 --> 00:09:48.519 know. Okay, Yeah, so I did something. Oh, Joyful bought 123 00:09:48.519 --> 00:09:52.080 a badge. Thank you Joyful. That's really sweet. We really appreciate you 124 00:09:52.080 --> 00:09:54.440 guys when you do that. That's really really nice. I'm gonna need it 125 00:09:54.480 --> 00:10:00.320 from my flohole surgery that I'm probably gonna have. Stop thinking about out your 126 00:10:00.320 --> 00:10:03.759 butt. Why don't you think about maybe your throat or your stomach? But 127 00:10:03.720 --> 00:10:07.279 you have you tasted this chip at all? No, are you planning on 128 00:10:07.399 --> 00:10:13.399 tasting? No? Because because I love everything bland, I'm a very bland 129 00:10:13.440 --> 00:10:18.080 person. Any kind of little tiny bit of spice is too much for me. 130 00:10:18.200 --> 00:10:20.919 So there's no freaking way I could do this. I'm just saying, 131 00:10:20.919 --> 00:10:24.240 it's a lot of talk coming from that corner for someone who refuses to eat 132 00:10:24.279 --> 00:10:28.080 this chip. I understand that. I get it, and I appreciate that 133 00:10:28.120 --> 00:10:33.200 you guys have agreed to do the one chip challenge, but we'll we'll get 134 00:10:33.240 --> 00:10:35.799 to that after I have to tell you I might kick you in the vagina. 135 00:10:37.039 --> 00:10:39.759 When I was driving here today, I was like, why the hell 136 00:10:39.799 --> 00:10:41.240 did I agree to do that? Like I should have said no. Like 137 00:10:41.360 --> 00:10:46.799 I think she got us at a very vulnerable moment stop, like I was 138 00:10:46.840 --> 00:10:50.759 probably probably watching steel magnolias or beaches, and she's like, would you do 139 00:10:50.799 --> 00:10:54.840 this? I was like, Shore, we're gonna get there. We're gonna 140 00:10:54.879 --> 00:10:56.759 get there. Don't worry, And I have lots of information for you. 141 00:10:58.159 --> 00:11:05.480 But first, I did something last night that I'm ashamed of. I see 142 00:11:05.519 --> 00:11:11.320 people doing this and I absolutely judge them every single time I see this, 143 00:11:11.039 --> 00:11:15.720 And lo and behold, it was nine thirty at night, and there I 144 00:11:15.759 --> 00:11:22.519 was doing the same exact thing, and I felt horrible about myself, but 145 00:11:22.639 --> 00:11:28.759 I did it anyway. Let me guess. I think this is ridiculous, 146 00:11:28.159 --> 00:11:35.799 and when I see people do this, I'm like, why, But I 147 00:11:35.840 --> 00:11:37.480 did it anyway. Oh my god, it's got to be something on your 148 00:11:37.519 --> 00:11:46.039 phone. I last night went to Ross in my pajama bottoms. Oh, 149 00:11:46.440 --> 00:11:54.000 I know, I know now that now. Normally, normally when I see 150 00:11:54.080 --> 00:11:56.759 people in their pajama bottoms, it's like a Walmart or something. I mean, 151 00:11:56.799 --> 00:12:03.559 I'm talking pajama bottoms that are obvious pjs that have like right or they 152 00:12:03.559 --> 00:12:07.440 have like you know, doll duck on them, or like mine are plaid. 153 00:12:07.559 --> 00:12:11.360 You can totally tell their PJ bottoms. But I went anyway, and 154 00:12:11.360 --> 00:12:13.320 I felt very self conscious and I didn't like it. I'm like, but 155 00:12:13.399 --> 00:12:18.279 I had to hurry out and get something really quick from Ross. Yes, 156 00:12:20.320 --> 00:12:22.960 yeah, you get that's an emergency. Did you go to Mission Valley or 157 00:12:24.000 --> 00:12:26.960 Point Loma? I went to Point Lomas so I fit right in right in 158 00:12:28.320 --> 00:12:31.039 you. Oh, now, did you get like a crown and like a 159 00:12:31.039 --> 00:12:35.600 scepter? Because you were the fanciest of all people in their pajamas, white 160 00:12:35.639 --> 00:12:37.879 trash. Nobody else was in their pajamas? Did you bring the dog? 161 00:12:39.480 --> 00:12:46.960 Yes? I oh god? But I'm telling you what, do not go 162 00:12:46.279 --> 00:12:50.120 on an airplane in your pajamas? Have you seen that before? Yes? 163 00:12:50.159 --> 00:12:54.080 That one I understand more. What yeah, no, they're going to ross 164 00:12:54.679 --> 00:12:58.799 if you If you wear pajamas on a plane, that's pretty like no, 165 00:12:58.799 --> 00:13:01.799 no, no, no no, Remember you don't because you're young. But 166 00:13:03.960 --> 00:13:07.360 and I don't. This is before my time too. But when you used 167 00:13:07.360 --> 00:13:11.519 to get on an airplane, you used to dress up because it was expensive 168 00:13:11.559 --> 00:13:16.600 and rare back then. It's but what about a sweatsuit or how about leggings 169 00:13:16.679 --> 00:13:20.440 and a T shirt? That's fine? Why do you have to wear your 170 00:13:20.519 --> 00:13:24.279 ratty old pajama bottoms on an airplane? Okay? With people trying to be 171 00:13:24.320 --> 00:13:26.679 comfortable on the flight, at least I understand it. I wouldn't wear my 172 00:13:26.720 --> 00:13:28.840 pajamas. But if somebody else did, I be like, whatever, we're 173 00:13:28.879 --> 00:13:31.960 on a flight. See, maybe I'm too judgmental. Get dressed up to 174 00:13:33.000 --> 00:13:35.720 go to fly? No, Like I said, I put on leggings and 175 00:13:35.799 --> 00:13:37.639 a sweatshirt. I want to be comfortable. You're right, but I would 176 00:13:37.759 --> 00:13:43.440 never wear my pajama bottoms. You went to Ross and Point I told you 177 00:13:43.200 --> 00:13:48.080 it's gonna be a downward spile spiral. Why I'm going to keep doing this? 178 00:13:48.519 --> 00:13:50.320 Yeah, and you'll be no. Can you drop me off at the 179 00:13:50.320 --> 00:13:54.000 airport and she'll show up in pajama bottoms? Ye, nope, never because 180 00:13:54.039 --> 00:13:58.879 I'm against this. I'm against this, and I did it anyway anyway. 181 00:13:58.960 --> 00:14:01.559 I know I didn't. I That's why I'm outing myself. I'm ashamed if 182 00:14:01.559 --> 00:14:05.759 you saw me. Not not that you did, but in Ross in Point 183 00:14:05.799 --> 00:14:13.200 Loma at nine thirty less looking at I didn't get a text from someone. 184 00:14:13.440 --> 00:14:16.440 Yeah, well, good news. I found a twelve step program to get 185 00:14:16.440 --> 00:14:20.480 your back on track of wearing normal clothes out of the house. I'm never 186 00:14:20.519 --> 00:14:24.480 going to do that again because I'm going to take the time to just put 187 00:14:24.519 --> 00:14:26.600 on some jeans or all this stuff is in here. No, I'll tell 188 00:14:26.600 --> 00:14:30.799 you about my kitchen. And that's all the shame she felt. She keeps 189 00:14:30.840 --> 00:14:33.279 clothes. I just wanted to know how you guys felt about pajama bottoms on 190 00:14:33.360 --> 00:14:37.879 airplanes. I don't like pajama bottoms at all. That's why I don't wear 191 00:14:37.919 --> 00:14:41.279 that. I don't like him anywhere, but I would I understand in two 192 00:14:41.399 --> 00:14:45.159 highs. So you don't judge people for wearing them on an airplane. I 193 00:14:45.159 --> 00:14:48.840 don't care that much. I don't care in public that much. If you 194 00:14:48.960 --> 00:14:52.360 are sitting next to somebody on an airplane he's wearing pajama bottoms, are you 195 00:14:52.399 --> 00:14:58.399 secretly judging? Oh? I am full blown judge duty, especially if they 196 00:14:58.639 --> 00:15:07.559 especially if they are accompanied by those you know, birken stocks or those stupid 197 00:15:07.679 --> 00:15:13.799 what are those things too? Oh? Yeah, O god? And now 198 00:15:13.840 --> 00:15:18.200 with all the goddamn buttons on them. Oh my son, who don't get 199 00:15:18.240 --> 00:15:22.559 me started, lives in Portland. Now, please tell me you just got 200 00:15:22.600 --> 00:15:26.960 some crocs at Buffalo Exchange while he was here. And he couldn't have been 201 00:15:26.279 --> 00:15:33.840 more Wait, stop the presses. What he got them at Buffalo Exchange, 202 00:15:33.840 --> 00:15:37.320 which means someone has worn them? That is correct. And again, Laura, 203 00:15:37.399 --> 00:15:41.240 you had eighteen at least eighteen years with your children and they go out 204 00:15:41.279 --> 00:15:46.679 and they buy themselves crocs. Use crucsh I wonder what the mileage on those 205 00:15:46.720 --> 00:15:50.720 things were. Wow, use crocs. He couldn't have been more excited. 206 00:15:50.759 --> 00:15:54.120 He was thrilled. And I happened to have one of those buttons that you 207 00:15:54.159 --> 00:15:58.559 mentioned. God, because I got it in a somewhere and it was a 208 00:15:58.559 --> 00:16:03.559 butterfly. Crocs are not even expensive. They are kind of real ones. 209 00:16:03.919 --> 00:16:07.840 The real crocs are not that cheap anyway, So he was all excited. 210 00:16:07.879 --> 00:16:11.720 You put the butterfly button on his crocs. So now he's from Portland. 211 00:16:11.720 --> 00:16:12.840 What are you gonna do? That's what they do in Portland. Okay. 212 00:16:12.960 --> 00:16:15.759 I remember when I was a kid, I asked my mom if I could 213 00:16:15.759 --> 00:16:17.919 get crocs one time, and she told me no because they were ugly. 214 00:16:18.039 --> 00:16:22.679 Oh man, I your mom, your mom. Yeah. They came back 215 00:16:22.720 --> 00:16:27.039 around though, now they'rel again they shouldn't be, and now they're in all 216 00:16:27.080 --> 00:16:32.960 different kinds of styles. And nope, no, I know. I know 217 00:16:33.080 --> 00:16:37.000 your stance on crocs and birkenstocks. Oh m, there was a really cute 218 00:16:37.039 --> 00:16:41.399 pair of the end. Nope, no, they were faux Birkenstocks, but 219 00:16:41.399 --> 00:16:45.039 they were cute pink care anything that even looks like one with those big ugly 220 00:16:45.279 --> 00:16:49.720 straps, awful big old buckles. Yeah, the cork, the cork. 221 00:16:51.480 --> 00:16:57.879 Oh god. Okay, all right, so oh Jason Votto badge, thank 222 00:16:57.919 --> 00:17:03.960 you jas nice. Okay, what do you want to talk about before we 223 00:17:03.039 --> 00:17:11.079 get to uh challenge. I was watching Hulu the other night and you, 224 00:17:11.359 --> 00:17:15.720 I think I called you and told you I thought this was it. I 225 00:17:15.759 --> 00:17:18.559 thought, oh, this must be like it because it's a Hulu original. 226 00:17:18.200 --> 00:17:22.400 So I thought, oh, they're branching off and doing their own housewives of 227 00:17:22.960 --> 00:17:30.519 whatever. Because it was the Housewives of Orlando and the Housewives of of Las 228 00:17:30.640 --> 00:17:34.880 Vegas or the Hot Wives. I thought it's a housewives. It was Hot 229 00:17:34.920 --> 00:17:40.079 Wives. It's a parody, and it's got some actress, some very well 230 00:17:40.119 --> 00:17:47.640 known actresses from like the Office. Oh my gosh, it's called the Hot, 231 00:17:47.359 --> 00:17:53.720 Hot, Hot Housewives of Las Vegas and then the Hot Housewives of Orlando. 232 00:17:53.759 --> 00:17:56.759 But it's not real. It's not reality TV. It's it's a par 233 00:17:57.279 --> 00:18:02.519 okay, and it is hilarious. It's good. It's good and okay. 234 00:18:02.599 --> 00:18:07.039 Oh yeah, because your recommendation about Jury Duty, that was the best thing 235 00:18:07.079 --> 00:18:11.720 I ever watched, wasn't it. It was so awesome. I'm trying so 236 00:18:11.759 --> 00:18:14.640 hard to get that guy on. Wouldn't not be so great to have him 237 00:18:14.680 --> 00:18:19.720 on the podcast. I just that's a kind of guy that I would love 238 00:18:19.839 --> 00:18:26.599 to end up with. Someone that nice and that like gentle and you know, 239 00:18:26.720 --> 00:18:29.160 he was just such a good person. Yeah, I really liked him. 240 00:18:29.160 --> 00:18:30.359 But anyway, that's jury d. That's something else you guys have to 241 00:18:30.359 --> 00:18:37.680 watch. Okay, all right, if you haven't noticed already, we're drinking 242 00:18:37.759 --> 00:18:44.359 out of our brand new Capital Growth ink mugs. Aren't they cool? Cheers 243 00:18:44.519 --> 00:18:49.279 Cheers to Jay Wartzler j Capital Growth Inc. I had a little lunch with 244 00:18:49.359 --> 00:18:53.440 him the other last week and he's like, hey, guys, here's something 245 00:18:53.559 --> 00:18:57.000 for your show. I'm like, that's good because our little uh these things 246 00:18:57.039 --> 00:19:02.480 are getting kind of ratty because we've used him so much. So now we 247 00:19:02.559 --> 00:19:07.720 have mugs. Capital Growth Inc. And Jay Wartzler is the place you want 248 00:19:07.720 --> 00:19:11.799 to go if you have money that's just sitting somewhere and it's not earning you 249 00:19:11.880 --> 00:19:15.960 anything, is it? Is it just sitting there and you're just like, 250 00:19:15.440 --> 00:19:18.839 it's not growing. Your money is supposed to be making money, and that's 251 00:19:18.880 --> 00:19:25.039 what Jay Wartzler's there for. He will help your money grow. He really 252 00:19:25.079 --> 00:19:27.519 wants you to be comfortable during retirement, and so you got to start thinking 253 00:19:27.559 --> 00:19:30.559 about it now. Yeah, I know Bryan already has Bryan already has a 254 00:19:30.559 --> 00:19:34.039 four O one k hes doing it right, Well, I guess I do. 255 00:19:34.079 --> 00:19:37.440 I have a rathyer right? Well you have, yeh and a four 256 00:19:37.519 --> 00:19:41.920 one care. See, he's gonna he'll be a millionaire by the time he's 257 00:19:42.279 --> 00:19:45.559 hopefully forty. Looking for a business to invest in. See, oh, 258 00:19:45.720 --> 00:19:48.799 I know what that business is. That would be Laura Kane after Dark. 259 00:19:48.880 --> 00:19:53.839 No, you guys invest in me? True? True? Anyway. Jay 260 00:19:53.880 --> 00:20:00.680 Wartzler has thirty six years of experience. He's he has so many different titles. 261 00:20:00.000 --> 00:20:04.920 He's a CFP, a Certified Financial Planner. He is a Certified Divorce 262 00:20:06.039 --> 00:20:10.279 Financial Analyst, which is a CDFA. So he can help you in that 263 00:20:10.400 --> 00:20:14.759 instance if that's something you're going through and you need to divide assets, so 264 00:20:15.000 --> 00:20:18.279 call him or email him. He's a very good he will respond quickly. 265 00:20:18.640 --> 00:20:22.720 That's one thing I know about J works and Jay, if you're listening, 266 00:20:22.440 --> 00:20:26.359 I will be getting you that. Yeah, get your documents in. I 267 00:20:26.400 --> 00:20:30.880 know, Well, I've been having everything converted over to a new thing and 268 00:20:30.920 --> 00:20:36.200 I've been having a horrible, horrible time. They think they've fixed it trying 269 00:20:36.240 --> 00:20:38.519 to log on. Okay, all right, so that's the Dealia. He 270 00:20:38.559 --> 00:20:44.000 told me he needed your documents. Okay, so his number is oh eight 271 00:20:44.039 --> 00:20:49.319 five eight five five two six nine six zero and you can email him at 272 00:20:49.400 --> 00:20:56.160 jayw at Capitol growthink dot com. And he told me he somebody contacted him 273 00:20:56.279 --> 00:21:00.839 through their website the other day. See you guys give it so much. 274 00:21:00.000 --> 00:21:07.119 You are welcome Jade www dot Capitol crowthink dot com. Laura's like, it's 275 00:21:07.160 --> 00:21:10.680 not funny, you stop it. Well, the HTTPS stuff was done well 276 00:21:10.720 --> 00:21:14.640 in case their computer doesn't. I'm actually put it was hilarious. I don't 277 00:21:14.680 --> 00:21:18.039 know what you're talking about. Regardless that website is getting him sales. It 278 00:21:18.240 --> 00:21:19.839 is, and I want people to know about you. Are welcome, mister 279 00:21:19.920 --> 00:21:25.640 works. Okay, so now this five K walk that I'm m seeing is 280 00:21:26.160 --> 00:21:30.240 next Saturday. So here's what it's all about. You can still register. 281 00:21:30.119 --> 00:21:36.200 We want you to mark September ninth, Saturday on your calendar because we are 282 00:21:36.279 --> 00:21:41.680 going to be walking for a great cause. The seventh Annual Schedadle for Research 283 00:21:41.759 --> 00:21:45.640 happens at Crown Point at nine pm. I will be the MC. Opening 284 00:21:45.680 --> 00:21:51.720 Ceremonies are at eight thirty eight m Register by August eighteenth to guarantee that you 285 00:21:51.759 --> 00:21:56.640 get this year's T shirt, scad or spontaneous coronary artery dissection is a little 286 00:21:56.680 --> 00:22:00.640 known cause of a heart attack. Most patients are young, healthy and active 287 00:22:00.640 --> 00:22:06.039 women who do not have a typical risk factor of heart disease. SCAT is 288 00:22:06.079 --> 00:22:08.400 the number one cause of heart attacks and women under the age of fifty. 289 00:22:08.720 --> 00:22:14.400 This is very important. So go to our website, Loricane after dark dot 290 00:22:14.440 --> 00:22:18.279 com to register. Everybody gets a metal. It's going to be so much 291 00:22:18.359 --> 00:22:22.720 fun. Loricane after dark dot com. Look for the link. Okay, 292 00:22:22.119 --> 00:22:27.160 register so you can walk with me. Maybe so fun. Okay, Now 293 00:22:30.039 --> 00:22:33.880 I need to set some things up for you guys. Okay, they're doing 294 00:22:33.920 --> 00:22:38.160 the one chip challenge. I found this at seven eleven. It's one single 295 00:22:38.359 --> 00:22:45.559 horn chip that has Carolina Reaper and Naga Viper pepper sprinkled on it. And 296 00:22:45.640 --> 00:22:49.400 if you eat this entire chip, you're supposed to be some superhero, supposed 297 00:22:49.400 --> 00:22:53.240 to die and well probably let me read you the warning label that was on 298 00:22:53.680 --> 00:23:00.680 the display at seven eleven. And then I'm going to set up to help 299 00:23:00.720 --> 00:23:03.599 you guys through the process. And I have somebody has done it. Wait, 300 00:23:04.119 --> 00:23:07.079 hold on for my wild card as well. The wild card of me 301 00:23:07.200 --> 00:23:10.839 is that I brought my own stuff too. To help me prepare. I 302 00:23:10.880 --> 00:23:14.640 brought nothing. Well, you don't worry, bring it all. Let's start 303 00:23:14.640 --> 00:23:18.000 bringing it up here. Well, I just saw the word vomit. If 304 00:23:18.079 --> 00:23:22.480 I vomit, you're cleaning it up. Yeah, okay, you're not going 305 00:23:22.519 --> 00:23:27.759 to vomit. I just here's the warning label that's on the display at seven 306 00:23:27.839 --> 00:23:33.839 eleven. The Pocket one Ship Challenge is an extremely spicy tortilla chip made with 307 00:23:33.880 --> 00:23:38.880 the Carolina reap for pepper. Please be aware of the intensity of this product. 308 00:23:40.480 --> 00:23:44.680 The one Ship Challenge is not intended for anyone's sensitive to spicy foods, 309 00:23:45.000 --> 00:23:48.559 allergic to peppers. Night shades? What's that? What's night shades? Do 310 00:23:48.599 --> 00:23:52.680 you know what that is? Is that a or has any medical conditions? 311 00:23:52.720 --> 00:23:56.079 Are you guys? Okay, no, I'm not now I have every medical 312 00:23:56.359 --> 00:24:00.920 medical conditions. I have everything keep out of reach of children. Oh, 313 00:24:00.960 --> 00:24:06.240 then I definitely shouldn't do it. This is very very important. You guys, 314 00:24:07.000 --> 00:24:11.759 wash your hands with soap and water after touching the chip. Okay, 315 00:24:11.799 --> 00:24:17.000 wait, Antonio is going to sit down first because he's gonna tell us what's 316 00:24:17.039 --> 00:24:23.079 going on because he's done it. Side effects may include general discomfort, sweating, 317 00:24:23.839 --> 00:24:27.759 nausea, or vomiting. Oh for sure, Now if I puke. 318 00:24:29.440 --> 00:24:36.440 Antonio otherwise known as Javiers, have a seat. Now, hello there, 319 00:24:36.720 --> 00:24:44.200 hello, he has done the challenge sort of. He's the one that told 320 00:24:44.240 --> 00:24:47.359 me about it actually, and when I ran out to seven to eleven to 321 00:24:47.440 --> 00:24:51.359 get it, I may if if I have to, if if something. 322 00:24:51.519 --> 00:24:56.039 I'm blaming you for this whole fine. Now look, oh, turn on 323 00:24:56.079 --> 00:25:00.920 your mic. Here we go. Let's turn on his mic. When you 324 00:25:00.920 --> 00:25:03.599 turn it on, my nails. I can't do anything with these damn nails. 325 00:25:03.119 --> 00:25:10.160 Okay, so it's hold on, there we go. There we go, 326 00:25:11.920 --> 00:25:18.559 pointed to his face. Three speak more into the mic. I'm very 327 00:25:18.599 --> 00:25:25.119 bossy today, but okay, she really is. So please tell us the 328 00:25:25.200 --> 00:25:33.559 story of your experience with the one ship challenge. Don't be afraid it only 329 00:25:33.559 --> 00:25:37.400 will last the first and seconds. Well, tell him how you ate it 330 00:25:38.200 --> 00:25:42.480 and tell them what happened, how much you ate of it? Speak my 331 00:25:42.559 --> 00:25:47.599 thumb a piece as big as his thumb. So that's okay. You guys 332 00:25:47.599 --> 00:25:49.240 don't have to eat the entire ship. I'm not gonna make you do that. 333 00:25:49.400 --> 00:25:53.160 You know, break it and just get a piece. Okay. So 334 00:25:55.720 --> 00:26:00.039 I tried it, and it was just den sick. I didn't feel anything 335 00:26:00.599 --> 00:26:03.640 at the beginning, you know. So I was chewing it, and I 336 00:26:03.680 --> 00:26:08.799 was eating it, and I swallow it. Ten seconds later, I start 337 00:26:08.880 --> 00:26:15.519 feeling on my right, on my ed, on my tongue, not my 338 00:26:15.599 --> 00:26:18.799 butt. Tom, Okay, we'll talk about your butt in a minute. 339 00:26:18.839 --> 00:26:23.319 But it never gets my to my butt. Oh okay. And after you 340 00:26:23.319 --> 00:26:27.319 know, it lasted probably a couple of minutes. Three minutes for the most. 341 00:26:27.799 --> 00:26:30.119 He told me six minutes, by the way, the first time he 342 00:26:30.160 --> 00:26:33.720 told me this story. Yeah, it was three minutes. And I had 343 00:26:33.759 --> 00:26:40.799 some gatorade that over there. I brought tears in my eyes. Eric, 344 00:26:40.839 --> 00:26:44.720 we are eating full half chips though. Yeah, I don't think you should 345 00:26:44.880 --> 00:26:47.680 know we're going to Oh no, I don't think if it only last three 346 00:26:47.720 --> 00:26:49.400 minutes, it's not that interesting. He told me. The last six minutes. 347 00:26:49.519 --> 00:26:52.920 Oh god, he's we're doing. We're doing. I don't think he'll 348 00:26:53.039 --> 00:26:57.920 chip. Here's here's some pepto bismol half chips already not that bad. Here 349 00:26:57.920 --> 00:27:03.799 are these? He was quick. Now, Joseph, So you don't want 350 00:27:03.839 --> 00:27:08.079 water, No, no water, no water. You want gatorade. I 351 00:27:08.119 --> 00:27:11.839 have gatorade for you. Yeah, yeah, okay, so let me bring 352 00:27:11.880 --> 00:27:15.920 the gator. So by the time then my break was over, I did 353 00:27:15.920 --> 00:27:18.200 this. It worked. Okay. By the time I think my break was 354 00:27:18.279 --> 00:27:26.480 over, I was fine. So do you ship uncontrollably loud? Now? 355 00:27:26.799 --> 00:27:30.680 Okay? He said he had no ringsting, no ringsting. Okay, well 356 00:27:30.160 --> 00:27:34.680 I may, but I did buy a new underwear. Oh Jesus s okay, 357 00:27:34.720 --> 00:27:41.359 all right now in case it didn't it doesn't work, there's some Tabasco 358 00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:48.079 sauce add to it. Okay, now, thank you, Antonio, my 359 00:27:48.160 --> 00:27:52.200 god, and thank you for this idea. Thank you for this idea. 360 00:27:52.279 --> 00:27:56.200 I love it. Yeah, thanks for this idea, Antonio. This in 361 00:27:56.240 --> 00:27:57.720 here, there we go. It's gonna be a shit show. Okay, 362 00:27:57.759 --> 00:28:03.640 literally, no, I don't. Oh have you here? Do you think 363 00:28:03.680 --> 00:28:06.119 you can go get the bucket? Just in case? Because I won't be 364 00:28:06.160 --> 00:28:11.000 able to take it. I don't know. Are they gonna puke? Are 365 00:28:11.039 --> 00:28:14.839 you? No? I don't think, Brian. You're not like prone to 366 00:28:14.880 --> 00:28:17.799 puking, are you. I'm more than that used to be, but not 367 00:28:17.880 --> 00:28:22.880 really. Still, well, okay, move it. Move the mics are 368 00:28:22.920 --> 00:28:26.640 the control. After that, oh my god, And you don't puke very 369 00:28:26.680 --> 00:28:30.319 often? I might. Do you want to do a shot of pepto bismo 370 00:28:30.480 --> 00:28:37.720 before Brian you did the research? What do you think you guys already ate 371 00:28:37.759 --> 00:28:41.799 a banana? Oh my gosh, what else are you putting out on? 372 00:28:42.240 --> 00:28:47.880 I've got bread, peanut, butter, cheese, peptobismo, milk, gatorade. 373 00:28:47.880 --> 00:28:52.279 You guys are good, citric acid, Oh jesus, Oh my god, 374 00:28:52.640 --> 00:28:57.599 the heck you guys. I want to open it all right? There 375 00:28:57.599 --> 00:29:02.400 you go here it is the box. Oh oh, oh my god. 376 00:29:02.480 --> 00:29:07.000 He got gloves. Good because if you would have that would be bad because 377 00:29:07.000 --> 00:29:11.000 you're not supposed to rub your eyes obviously or go to the bathroom. That 378 00:29:11.039 --> 00:29:14.920 would probably be really unpleasant for you guys if you were to go pee. 379 00:29:15.519 --> 00:29:18.559 All right, So everybody, this is what it looks like. You can 380 00:29:18.599 --> 00:29:22.200 find him at seven eleven if you want to try this challenge. There's literally 381 00:29:22.279 --> 00:29:26.839 one chip in here. Okay, put your gloves on. You guys are 382 00:29:26.039 --> 00:29:30.880 so funny. Oh this is gonna be I'm gonna have to figure out what 383 00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:33.759 to talk about for six minutes because you ain't gonna be able to talk. 384 00:29:33.000 --> 00:29:36.799 I think it's gonna say hi, okay, give it to me. Okay, 385 00:29:37.039 --> 00:29:40.279 I'm gonna waved all right, here you go. Oh my god. 386 00:29:40.519 --> 00:29:48.319 All right, so Brian is now opening up the coffin shaped box. Now 387 00:29:48.519 --> 00:29:52.240 your gatorade is right here. Here's your gatorade. Okay, here's your peptobysmal. 388 00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:56.200 Here's your bread and cheese and peanuts. Okay, I snack before. 389 00:29:56.119 --> 00:30:02.720 No, you may not seek medical assist should you experience difficulty breathing, fainting, 390 00:30:02.799 --> 00:30:06.880 or extended nausea. I don't know. I don't like that last part, 391 00:30:06.960 --> 00:30:07.880 but I don't think that's going to happen to you. It didn't have 392 00:30:07.960 --> 00:30:10.799 it to him. Okay, so you open it up and what does it 393 00:30:10.839 --> 00:30:14.319 look like? There's something else in there? Okay, you take care. 394 00:30:14.440 --> 00:30:17.119 There's the chip. I'll look at that while he's doing that. Okay, 395 00:30:17.200 --> 00:30:22.119 there's I think there's like a open it up. What to expect? Oh, 396 00:30:22.119 --> 00:30:29.920 what to expect? Here? I'll read that swift strike to the mouth, 397 00:30:30.519 --> 00:30:37.640 senses recoil, viper, hyper hypnosis, abdomen attack, serpent spiral. 398 00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:42.640 I don't know what this even means, but it doesn't sound good. Here's 399 00:30:42.680 --> 00:30:48.720 the rules. These are the rules. Okay, read the warning, which 400 00:30:48.759 --> 00:30:53.359 we did. Okay, eat the entire can smell it, eat the entire 401 00:30:53.440 --> 00:30:59.480 chip. Oh wait, as long as possible before drinking or eating anything. 402 00:30:59.640 --> 00:31:03.160 Hey god, it smells terrible. Post your reaction on social media with one 403 00:31:03.240 --> 00:31:07.920 chip challenge and mentioned blah blah blah. No, oh well, we'll do 404 00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:11.720 this the inside of a gas can. It smells. Oh god, this 405 00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:18.359 is gonna okay okay, Oh my god. So now the chip is broken 406 00:31:18.480 --> 00:31:22.400 into Oh look look what you get. I don't even care anymore. I 407 00:31:22.680 --> 00:31:29.000 slayed. Once you've finished, you get this? Oh god, Laura, 408 00:31:29.279 --> 00:31:32.440 what oh it smells terrible. Oh my god. Okay, let's just see 409 00:31:32.480 --> 00:31:36.680 it. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait wait. Now the chip 410 00:31:36.799 --> 00:31:40.200 has been broken into three pieces. One is larger than the other, and 411 00:31:40.200 --> 00:31:42.519 then there's two smaller ones. What are you gonna do? Yeah, I'm 412 00:31:42.519 --> 00:31:45.200 just gonna start with this. Okay. Wait, are you guys gonna chew 413 00:31:45.200 --> 00:31:49.119 it up totally? Are you just gonna swallow it? All? Right? 414 00:31:49.240 --> 00:31:56.599 Ready on your mark? Oh my god, get set, Oh my god, 415 00:31:56.680 --> 00:32:01.680 go, oh my god. Oh no, nothing's happening yet. I 416 00:32:01.680 --> 00:32:05.119 don't Oh no, it's hot. You can feel it. You can feel 417 00:32:05.119 --> 00:32:12.480 it? Uh huh huh okay, take your gloves off. Oh oh god, 418 00:32:12.599 --> 00:32:22.359 okay, wait you want what do you want? Oh? Oh no, 419 00:32:23.880 --> 00:32:28.279 Brian, how are you? How's it going? It's pretty hot. 420 00:32:30.160 --> 00:32:32.599 I've never seen other fuckers. I mean, it's like, oh god, 421 00:32:32.680 --> 00:32:37.400 I think you're supposed to say. It's oh my god, it's like any 422 00:32:37.759 --> 00:32:45.759 hot thing. Okay wait, wait, okay, So how's it progressing? 423 00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:52.480 I can feel myself crying? Oh my god, Brian, all your eyes 424 00:32:52.519 --> 00:33:00.319 are totally wet and watering. Is it coming in waves or it's just now? 425 00:33:00.359 --> 00:33:06.240 Where does it hurt the most? Is it is? Side of the 426 00:33:06.240 --> 00:33:09.680 tongue is really where I need to interview you. Why you guys are going 427 00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:14.400 through this? You have a few more minutes to deal with it. Oh, 428 00:33:14.759 --> 00:33:19.839 it doesn't just end it just oh god. From what I've understood, 429 00:33:20.319 --> 00:33:23.240 he's told me three times as someone who understands it pretty well. Right now, 430 00:33:23.559 --> 00:33:30.559 it's not going away. Oh my god, Oh my god. Okay, 431 00:33:30.599 --> 00:33:32.039 So what is helping? Is there anything that's helping? Do you need 432 00:33:32.079 --> 00:33:37.519 the breadth? Insides are liquidfier, Brian? Why do you refuse to try 433 00:33:37.559 --> 00:33:40.799 to help you get past it? Are you just trying to brave it through 434 00:33:40.839 --> 00:33:47.160 it? Are you trying to what? Don't touch me? Wait? Wait, 435 00:33:47.200 --> 00:33:52.440 your snotty nose on my Oh my god, I can't wipe. What 436 00:33:52.519 --> 00:33:57.000 does they had? Oh my god, take that off and get rid of 437 00:33:57.079 --> 00:34:00.240 it, because we don't want any remnants of that ship. Where's the ship? 438 00:34:00.240 --> 00:34:02.920 Where's the rest of the chip. What would it take for you guys 439 00:34:04.000 --> 00:34:09.000 to eat the remainder of the ship. No, so that part of the 440 00:34:09.079 --> 00:34:13.760 chip, we're not. Oh god, what's happening to you right now? 441 00:34:13.840 --> 00:34:20.840 What's happening? What's happening? Is it just still super hot? Where's it 442 00:34:20.920 --> 00:34:24.320 hitting now? Oh my god? Has it hit your throat and stomach yet? 443 00:34:25.639 --> 00:34:29.519 Yeah? Okay, Brian, where are you at? Throat? Stomach? 444 00:34:30.519 --> 00:34:34.679 Oh? Oh, he's decided to go for the milk. Okay, 445 00:34:34.760 --> 00:34:38.119 that's almond milk. If the almond milk is great, Oh great, I'm 446 00:34:38.159 --> 00:34:43.599 allergic to almonds. Well, there's gatorade right there here. Slam this. 447 00:34:43.679 --> 00:34:47.920 You can slam the pepto. Don't don't slam the peptoe. Oh my god, 448 00:34:47.960 --> 00:34:51.239 you guys are doing it. You're getting through it. You're getting through 449 00:34:51.280 --> 00:34:55.519 it. Is it lessening at all? I don't think you're supposed to drink 450 00:34:55.519 --> 00:34:59.920 the gatorade. That's what Brian says, it's gonna make it worse. Is 451 00:35:00.079 --> 00:35:01.760 making it worse? Oh shit? Did it make it worse? I don't 452 00:35:01.800 --> 00:35:08.480 know now now it is coming, okay, okay, so it strikes like 453 00:35:08.519 --> 00:35:14.320 a viper, like that viper pepper, it's it sits and then it hits 454 00:35:14.360 --> 00:35:16.360 again. Okay. The milk in my mouth, it's not that bad, 455 00:35:16.400 --> 00:35:22.000 but the second I swallow it. Yeah, oh okay, so like explain, 456 00:35:22.400 --> 00:35:28.679 whoa, whoa, what was that? Oh my god's coming back? 457 00:35:31.519 --> 00:35:35.719 Don't throw up. No, you're not gonna throw up. Oh you're just 458 00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:40.760 like you're just like barely can breathe. Okay, there's a peanut butter. 459 00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:44.880 There's a peanut butter. You ate all the bread already and all the cheese 460 00:35:44.920 --> 00:35:49.719 and all the milk? Do you want this? Oh shit? Oh shit, 461 00:35:50.119 --> 00:35:52.360 I don't want to kill you. Did I just kill my partner? 462 00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:55.840 My partner. I can't imagine how bad the food chip. I can't even 463 00:35:55.880 --> 00:36:00.199 imagine. Well, oh my god, I don't think you guys get to 464 00:36:00.239 --> 00:36:05.320 put this on your body. I know I will be wiping my pop. 465 00:36:05.320 --> 00:36:09.039 Actually, you know what I think you should? You know which one I 466 00:36:09.079 --> 00:36:13.679 did? I got? I got the hottest one they had they have different 467 00:36:13.679 --> 00:36:17.599 flavors. Okay, so they have not hot, kind of hot, hot, 468 00:36:19.320 --> 00:36:23.719 super hot, and freaking hot. I got the freaking hot one. 469 00:36:24.920 --> 00:36:30.960 Oh. Now I asked you guys about this way ahead of time. Both 470 00:36:30.000 --> 00:36:35.800 of you said you like spicy foods. I didn't say, but do you 471 00:36:35.840 --> 00:36:45.800 like spicy foods? Is this a new way? Oh? My god? 472 00:36:45.840 --> 00:36:51.639 How's your stomach feel? Is it? It sounds like it's subsiding. How 473 00:36:51.639 --> 00:36:54.760 many minutes have passed? Are we at the like? Three? Okay? 474 00:36:55.079 --> 00:37:00.960 Three or four? We're starting to die down? No? Not really? 475 00:37:00.119 --> 00:37:07.039 No? Oh do we get a new wave? Now? Brian is opening 476 00:37:07.079 --> 00:37:12.159 up a bottle of something. You're taking a pill right now. It cric 477 00:37:12.920 --> 00:37:20.280 citrics citric as it is supposed to the oil? Is that in tone form? 478 00:37:21.719 --> 00:37:24.159 Oh? Do you want to put it in something? Put it in 479 00:37:24.199 --> 00:37:32.360 my butt? You're gonna need to put now you did it? Yeah? 480 00:37:34.159 --> 00:37:37.960 I think? Okay, you guys seriously did not touch the chip at all 481 00:37:38.199 --> 00:37:47.119 with your hand? Oh no, it's it's very sour. I think he 482 00:37:47.280 --> 00:37:57.639 just made it worse. Now he's gonna puke. Thanks a lot. Did 483 00:37:57.679 --> 00:38:01.000 it really? It made it worse for him? Oh? It tastes terrible. 484 00:38:01.280 --> 00:38:06.480 Han't all over something. Do you want any of this pepto? Oh 485 00:38:06.519 --> 00:38:08.480 my god, I feel so bad. I kind of feel bad right now? 486 00:38:09.000 --> 00:38:12.960 Should should? I didn't need to torch you? But this is really 487 00:38:13.000 --> 00:38:17.400 really freaking hysterical. Oh how do you feel right now? What? What's 488 00:38:17.440 --> 00:38:23.079 it? Oh boy? What's the level of hotness? Now? From one 489 00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:29.559 to ten? Where are you at? Like a five? Okay? Where 490 00:38:29.599 --> 00:38:32.639 you were at at uncomfortable? Now at it's height? You were at what 491 00:38:32.760 --> 00:38:36.880 I'm like on eleven? Oh? Like ten? You want to glass? 492 00:38:38.280 --> 00:38:40.800 He's got no, I'm okay, sure, thank you? Yes? Oh 493 00:38:40.840 --> 00:38:45.840 my god, Oh my god, cheers you guys. Oh my god, 494 00:38:46.280 --> 00:38:52.079 are studs. I'm impressed, Oh my god, because you know that's something 495 00:38:52.159 --> 00:38:55.840 I would I couldn't. I could never knew. Yeah, no, I 496 00:38:55.920 --> 00:39:00.960 just don't. I eat everything bland. I don't like anything spicy, so 497 00:39:01.039 --> 00:39:06.400 this would literally kill me. Oh my god. Now, Eric, what 498 00:39:06.519 --> 00:39:12.960 are your thoughts on your butt? Now? You knowing yourself in your constitution, 499 00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:16.480 what's going to happen to you? I think when it comes out, 500 00:39:16.519 --> 00:39:21.119 it's just gonna feel like barbed wire. But that's why I got the bananas 501 00:39:21.119 --> 00:39:23.400 for us. Yeah. Oh so the bananas help that we'll have another one 502 00:39:23.400 --> 00:39:30.880 in a second. Oh god, wow, that was freaking hot. You 503 00:39:30.880 --> 00:39:35.000 guys, you know what, you know what, you guys get the banner. 504 00:39:35.400 --> 00:39:37.760 You guys, get the banner. This is amazing. You did it, 505 00:39:38.400 --> 00:39:43.199 did it? You did the one ship challenge. Now that the real 506 00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:45.440 challenge is the bathroom tomorrow. Oh yeah, that is gonna be well. 507 00:39:45.480 --> 00:39:50.880 For Eric, it'll be tonight him. I'm surprised it isn't. Now there 508 00:39:50.880 --> 00:39:54.360 we go. I slayed. I might be shitting as we speak. Yeah, 509 00:39:57.920 --> 00:40:00.039 now, how's it going? Now? Are is it? Is it 510 00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:02.800 on? No, it's subsiding. It's subsiding. So this just feels like 511 00:40:04.000 --> 00:40:07.559 a hot like spicy food. I do not know how anybody could eat a 512 00:40:07.639 --> 00:40:12.360 whole thing. Those are the two hottest peppers in the entire world. Oh 513 00:40:12.400 --> 00:40:16.679 my god. Now we need to get rid of the chips that is left 514 00:40:16.760 --> 00:40:22.039 on the table because we can't touch it. We can't eat it. It's 515 00:40:22.159 --> 00:40:24.800 dangerous. We need to wrap it in something, or the gloves flush it 516 00:40:24.800 --> 00:40:28.760 down the toilet. Oh, I put the gloves down here. Oh here, 517 00:40:28.800 --> 00:40:31.440 we can put it in here. Do you want some corn chips or 518 00:40:31.480 --> 00:40:36.360 something? Do you want cornships that don't have anything on She's like, here 519 00:40:36.440 --> 00:40:42.119 ice, I dusted them with with acid. No, I have flame corn 520 00:40:42.239 --> 00:40:44.480 chips. Would you like some of those? No? I'm fine? Are 521 00:40:44.519 --> 00:40:47.519 you okay? Oh? I feel like I might puke? No? No, 522 00:40:47.519 --> 00:40:52.880 No, you had a banana? You're good? You're good? That 523 00:40:53.360 --> 00:41:02.119 is that was hot? Brian is getting rid of the evidence. Oh my 524 00:41:02.280 --> 00:41:05.880 god, you guys did it? Oh? How come? I feel like 525 00:41:05.920 --> 00:41:10.239 I've just been through it? Can you eat another banana? Can you stomach 526 00:41:10.239 --> 00:41:16.440 a banana? Thank you? You can literally buy a bag of these. 527 00:41:17.599 --> 00:41:22.719 This is in every seven eleven right now, the one hip challenge. And 528 00:41:22.440 --> 00:41:25.960 now we're going to post our reaction. They want us to post a reaction 529 00:41:27.039 --> 00:41:30.159 on their like whatever I might give them the satisfaction. This is. This 530 00:41:30.400 --> 00:41:34.440 is what a great thing I mean, this is they're gonna make some money 531 00:41:34.440 --> 00:41:37.599 off of this. This is what a great idea I think. Now, 532 00:41:38.400 --> 00:41:43.320 Brian, do you have your Brian's wild card? Or you want to end 533 00:41:43.360 --> 00:41:45.039 it here? What do you want to do? You want to want a 534 00:41:45.039 --> 00:41:46.800 little break or something? What do you want to do? What do you 535 00:41:46.800 --> 00:41:52.360 think? How are you feeling? You look like you guys both look like 536 00:41:52.360 --> 00:42:01.360 you've been through like battle through the like jungle with like guns and shooting at 537 00:42:01.400 --> 00:42:05.559 people, and you've been up all night. Well, I know something that's 538 00:42:05.559 --> 00:42:08.559 going to be shooting through me in just a little while. Banana helps actually 539 00:42:09.320 --> 00:42:14.079 feels good. Producer Brian did his research, and this is what you're supposed 540 00:42:14.119 --> 00:42:16.119 to do in order to not get ring sting. But there's ever a zombie 541 00:42:16.159 --> 00:42:21.119 apocalypse, No, for real, My sentric acid will not do anything against 542 00:42:21.159 --> 00:42:25.280 that. Did the citric acid help with the pain? No, but I 543 00:42:25.320 --> 00:42:28.920 think it may have helped it go away a little faster. Yeah, all 544 00:42:29.000 --> 00:42:36.039 right, I mean I did no research. They said your color is starting 545 00:42:36.039 --> 00:42:39.920 to come back. Oh good. I didn't notice what was he read? 546 00:42:40.199 --> 00:42:44.079 Was he white? Was he pale? Like? I don't know how did 547 00:42:44.079 --> 00:42:47.519 that? You were pale? I can see you were pale, Brian, 548 00:42:49.960 --> 00:42:52.800 even more so than normal. I didn't want to drink anything for a minute. 549 00:42:52.840 --> 00:42:58.360 So that was rough. So this is no joke. Nope, Who 550 00:42:58.440 --> 00:43:02.239 in the world it's not doable to eat the whole dang thing. I don't 551 00:43:02.280 --> 00:43:07.760 know anybody who's done that. You could do. It really just tastes like 552 00:43:07.760 --> 00:43:10.360 any spicy food. Ever, it's just way more intense. It's not unfamiliar. 553 00:43:10.480 --> 00:43:14.480 But it starts out literally on the sides of your mouth, and then 554 00:43:14.480 --> 00:43:20.719 it's almost like it drains down. It's like underneath your tongue, your jaw 555 00:43:20.800 --> 00:43:24.440 bone gets affected, man, and then it goes down your throat. Yeah, 556 00:43:24.480 --> 00:43:29.480 and then it starts stud and then what's mouth? How is your stomach? 557 00:43:29.760 --> 00:43:37.760 Now? Obviously it's going down towards yours. That'll happen probably with During 558 00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:39.800 the break, I felt like I got fire there for a minute. Probably. 559 00:43:40.159 --> 00:43:44.880 Wow, breath was hot. I love it. I love this. 560 00:43:45.159 --> 00:43:46.760 All right, you guys, all right, So Brian, do you wanna 561 00:43:46.880 --> 00:43:50.119 what do you wanna? Do? You want to save your thing for next 562 00:43:50.199 --> 00:43:53.119 episode? Yeah? Okay, you want a little break? All right? 563 00:43:53.480 --> 00:43:55.960 All right? How many is it taken out? Okay, no, you're 564 00:43:55.960 --> 00:44:00.639 not gonna taken out. You guys can have a little break. I appreciate 565 00:44:00.679 --> 00:44:05.599 you doing the challenge. I mean I was not brave enough to ever even 566 00:44:05.639 --> 00:44:08.280 try this. So I really admire you guys for doing that. I really 567 00:44:08.320 --> 00:44:13.840 do, because that is tough. Face the reaper. You face the reaper 568 00:44:13.880 --> 00:44:19.440 and you won. You won. You did it. I you did it. 569 00:44:19.760 --> 00:44:22.840 I love the fact that they say wait as long as possible. Before 570 00:44:22.920 --> 00:44:29.119 drinking or eating anything. I totally failed. How quickly did you reach for 571 00:44:29.159 --> 00:44:32.599 something I don't immediately? Yeah, that's just your natural reaction. Oh it 572 00:44:32.719 --> 00:44:39.239 was fucking hot. Oh my god, he's king that entire gatoring. Yeah, 573 00:44:39.280 --> 00:44:43.719 I'm gonna have something a minute. Alright, alright, alright, it 574 00:44:43.800 --> 00:44:46.000 was only twenty five calories. Well you had like one piece of that, 575 00:44:46.039 --> 00:44:53.679 so you had like ten calories. Oh oh, totally. Alright, we're 576 00:44:53.679 --> 00:44:57.280 both going to have like, I need a report. I need a report 577 00:44:57.320 --> 00:45:00.559 about what happens the aftermath. I'll do that. All we'll send you a 578 00:45:00.599 --> 00:45:05.239 picture. Oh no, don't do that. I don't want to see it, 579 00:45:05.280 --> 00:45:07.440 but I want to know if it was okay, if you guys are 580 00:45:07.519 --> 00:45:12.719 okay, all right, well let's end this podcast. Next episode, we 581 00:45:12.840 --> 00:45:17.159 have a special Brian's wild Card Corner. We're gonna let them rest a little 582 00:45:17.159 --> 00:45:22.000 bit and then we'll be back. We're gonna cut this one a little bit 583 00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:24.800 shorter than normal because they deserve it. You guys were great, and thank 584 00:45:24.840 --> 00:45:28.679 you so much for watching on Instagram, and thank you so much for watching 585 00:45:28.719 --> 00:45:32.920 on YouTube. And are you able to talk? Can you log lock out? 586 00:45:34.440 --> 00:45:39.639 Okayes, love your podcast love your podcast. I love you my sweet 587 00:45:39.679 --> 00:45:44.480 babies. That includes you two. Okay you, I love me bye, 588 00:45:44.760 --> 00:45:46.280 thank you. Oh my god, Fran just flip me off.