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Callaroga Shark Media. Hey man,
Jenny Mack with your daily comedy news Jimmy

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fallon joke, Joe Biden is now
getting credit for guiding us through the pandemic,

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creating millions of jobs, rebuilding our
nations crumbling infrastructure, and eliminating billions

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of student loans. Democrats heard that
and we're like, hey, this guy

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should run for presidents. Allen also
said, typically on Sundays, everybody thinks

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about quitting their job. Biden's the
first person to actually go through with it.

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There is actual news today, unlike
yesterday's podcast. Taylor Tomlinson has announced

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a tour. It is called Save
Me. It'll kick go off this fall.

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Taylor will deconstruct her faith, explore
her sexuality, and decide whether or

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not having children is worth it.
Taylor has previously said I took After Midnight

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hosting gig because they were like,
we film Monday through Wednesday. You can

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tour on the weekends, and once
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see other comedians. So I was
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with other comedians on TV for half
the week. That sounds that's great for

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the Save Me toward Taylor Thomason will
perform on Fridays and Saturdays so she can

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be back in La on Monday.
The New York Times has profile TikToker Alison

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Reese. It seems Alison Reese has
the Kamala Harris corner of TikTok. The

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Time says she's known for her impression
of Harris and that Reese puts on pearls

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and a distinct vocal effect for the
satirical sketches she posts on TikTok. She

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has more than two hundred thousand followers. I'm sure she'll have a lot more

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soon. She gained another ten thousand
of them on Sunday. I checked it

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out. I went through several clips
because I wanted to pull one for you,

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and then I was like, none
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I think the impression is good.
I think the impression is better than the

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material. I'm not sure she will
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but she's off to a good start. Like I said, I pulled

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a couple clips and I couldn't find
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impression with you to check out anyway. A lot of people be like she

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laughed too much. Have you ever
seen Donald Trump laugh? I don't think

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he can't. He don't land,
he can't last. I bet if he

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did land to be something. Here's
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he must. It's pretty good.
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seconds is going to get old pretty
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I'm recording a podcast on my basement
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The Times spoke to Reese on Sunday
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been a weirdly crazy day. I
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Reese first stepped into the role of
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said, I was like, wow, as a half black woman, when

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am I ever going to get the
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do a lot of different vocal impressions, but it was never applicable to be

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the voice took a couple of tries
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with a touch of vocal fry.
She lifts the pitch of a phrase when

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she feels it's important, and splits
long words into equally enunciated syllables. After

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that, the laugh, it's like
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you're really settling into enjoying that you're
laughing. It's a very difficult time to

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do these impressions. You can't just
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You have to be intentional and thoughtful
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I think she's got a good head
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everything, but who would. Re
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a thing will happen, and I'm
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Speaking of political humor, check out
the Ballot podcast. We've been putting

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out at least two a day.
We're kind of in a rhythm right now

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of a morning episode and one around
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Eastern. There's just been so much
going on. I want to get that

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back down to once a day.
It's a lot of work. I mean,

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it's not torture. It's riffing jokes
about the plutal news of the day.

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We still have to make the thing, but so much going on,

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and hard work is rewarded. The
numbers on ballot are way up. It

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actually outdrew this show, and this
show's five years old. Ballot where you

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get your podcast? Pete Davidson making
headlines, everyone including me, going with

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the headline the one drug Pete Davidson
can't quit The Daily Mail reported in Atlantic

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City. On set, Pete david
said on stage said I can't quit weed

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yet. It's all I have left. I did coke and ketamine and all

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the pills and all that stuff.
All I have is weed left. So

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it's almost over, but I'm holding
on for a bit longer. Pete Davidson

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talked about his car accident. I
guess that was last year, earlier this

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year, who can remember. Pete
said, I saw the house and I

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was like, I don't think you
could die if he hit a house.

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Usually in sitcoms they go right through
it. So I swerved and I aim

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for the house and actually hit the
garage pretty good. Even at my worst,

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I'm pretty spot On March twenty twenty
three, this happened. He slammed

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into a Beverly Hills house after driving
one hundred miles an hour down the street,

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despite me understanding that he was doing
stand up comedy. There is nothing

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funny about a speeding accident. Pete
said, the cop came and he was

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all mad because I drove into a
structure. I was freaking out and I

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had to calm myself down. He
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jail. Kevin Hart never afraid to
work. He's got yet another gig.

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Well, he's got like five gigs. This week He's doing an Olympics thing

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on Peacock. I think that kicks
off Friday. But for this story.

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As part of Airbnb Icons, Kevin
Hart will become an Airbnb host for one

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weekend only. He will welcome visitors
to the Corimino Live Lounge, named after

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Grand Coromino, which is his tequila
brands. So not only is he working,

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he's tied two things together to make
some money. This guy knows how

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to make a bucks. During the
evening, Kevin Hart will join guests and

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enjoying stand up comedy from surprise guests
teased as a listers, as well as

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a tasting of all three Coromina tequilas
with a bartender Chai Lee. Even Jim

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Gaffigan is like sounds kind of lame
bro. The visit will also include music

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from a live DJ, four signature
cocktails, and a plant based appetizer.

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Why a plant based appetizer? Oh
yeah, Remember Kevin Hart's got his hand

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in some fast food chain that's a
plant based Yeah. This guy's tying it

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all together. Why not record a
podcast and a TV show and recap the

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Olympics while you're doing it? Kevin
On Kevin Hart's official Airbnb host profile,

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his page reads, what's up,
world, It's Kevin Hart. You might

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know me as an actor and comedian, but I'm also a producer, media

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mogul at a one time underwear model. Not a joke. I'm also a

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lifelong lover of tequila and the founder
of Grand Cormino. It may sound like

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a lot, but hard work tastes
different. I'm excited for you to get

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a taste of all that hard work
at the Cormino Live Lounge. Market calendars.

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It's about to go down. Jim
Gaffigan may have said, dial it

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down, buddy, Come on enough. How much money do you need?

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Kevin Hart's Lounge would cost zero dollars
to request. Bookings will open August twenty

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first at nine am Pacific, and
you can visit to Kevin Hart's Airbnb if

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you are selected September twenty fourth through
the twenty sixth, twenty twenty four in

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Los Angeles, California, this weekend. I had forgot about this. It's

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the Zombie just for laughs. Montreal
Comedy Festival. Remember the fest went bankrupt

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and then they got new owners,
and the new owners slapped something together.

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Well, you can see quote famous
American comedian unquote Eliza Sluzenger for free as

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part of the closing nights. If
you're in Montreal, head over to the

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place Day Festivals. That's how it's
pronounced in French, and that is Sunday

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at nine fifteen, and we're told, don't miss this unique and free opportunity

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to see Eliza live, because missing
her show would be a big joke,

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but not a good one. I
appreciate you all listening every day, especially

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as the show comes up on the
fifth anniversary. I think Monday, I'd

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have to go back and see when
I publish the first one, but July

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twenty ninth is in my marine.
But anyway, we're coming up on five

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years, and I wanted to shout
out to Isaac who dropped me a note.

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Hello, Isaac, appreciate you thanks
for listening. Ariel Dundas gave Broadway

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World her tips to doing the Fringe
over in Edinburgh. Ariel says, the

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fringe is kind of like a marathon
you have to run. At Sprint,

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I'll be doing an hour long solo
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twenty five days. During those days, I'll be seeing as many shows as

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I possibly can. In between performing
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need to be constantly promoting my own
show at the fringe. It's customer,

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I'm ready to promote your show by
doing what New York comedians would call barking.

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That means handing out flyers to people
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In Edinburgh they call this flying.
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second. Back when I was really
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of running zero s X on Comedy, there would be these poor comedians handing

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out flyers in Times Square and I'd
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on the way home every day and
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And I wanted to. I never
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jerk, but like, I wanted
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and be like, actually I do
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like that. I never actually did
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to do that, but it was
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a flyer when I just like would
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Cook and somebody going do you like
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anyway. Ariel Dundas says, I
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is getting to do the fringe.
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fun than getting to do stand up
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On a practical level, it means
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basically time dilation, a year's worth
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top of that, you're meeting creative
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Tips applications open in January, and
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basis, I would suggest having a
description of your show, a marketing plan,

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and an artist bio ready to go
in December, so you can apply

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as soon as they open. Once
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I would immediately get started making branding
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taken and hire someone to make the
posters and flyers for you. You're also

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going to want to post about the
show on social media. I recommend just

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incorporating reminders that you are going to
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presence. That reminds me I got
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on the list of things to do
for today. Luca Zelnik has announced a

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thirty plus city stand up tour as
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Highly Laffinated Comedies. You know,
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I was like, oh, I'll
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read the Luca Zelnik park and I
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Comedy Tour poard pretty good. I
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on August eighth in Brooklyn. Is
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in North America, not even New
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It's over thirty cities before wrapping in
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dates this year known as New Year's
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cities include North America's Washington, d
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Lucas Zelnick As an NBA from Stamford, I have one out of Saint

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John's What does that get you?
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On stage, Lucas's conversational stand up
challenges his cushy Manhattan upbringing with punch heavy

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material, while his quick witted crowd
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has gotten him over one hundred million
views on socials Nice. He gave a

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quote, could be more excited about
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Elafinated Tour. Their tasty drinks will
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Get your tickets before they sell out. Hey, Java Monster, I

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know a guy that this was a
daily podcast about comedy who's been known to

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drink coffee. Anyway, if you
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Tour, Brooklyn, North America,
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America, and that's because of that
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but it's not like he's playing New
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for today. I have one more
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it's not comedy news. If you
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are dismissed for everybody else. Remember
last week I talked about the commercials,

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and there was one listener who's like, going to keep hearing promos for the

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TJ Show to drive me nuts.
So I heard back from him. Turns

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out the listeners in South America,
which sounds pretty cool until you realize Lucas

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Zelnick's tour is not going there.
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at North America anyway, so he's
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As I pointed out last week.
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so a lot of American advertisers probably
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So you were hearing the TJ Show. Now, once I put this all

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together, you know I probably shouldn't
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So good news, listener, I
have blocked the TJ Show promo from running

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in your country. Unless you travel, you should never hear it again.

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Now. Interestingly enough, I was
listening to a ballot earlier today. Oh,

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this is what I want to share
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in my neighborhood when I drive around. If I download a show in my

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house, it thinks I'm in New
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specifically an Apple podcasts and I stream
a podcast rather than download it in advance.

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For some reason, Apple Podcasts think
I'm in Ireland. So I get

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all these spots for like Irish TV
shows and the Irish Lottery. And then

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driving around this morning on my way
back from the National Donus Chain, I

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heard a promo for the TJ Show. I guess I should block Ireland as

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well. All right, that's your
podcast for today. See you tomorrow,