1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:04,320 Would you rather go skiing or or scuba die? I don't like the cold. 2 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:06,280 I won't go there. Everything. No, but you have to pick 3 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:12,880 cat. I'll drink a Margarat Margaret. Somebody get me a Margret. I'm 4 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:19,920 way too scared of the cold and the water. So that's so crazy. 5 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:23,839 You just take the most extreme example of the environment. You guy, can't 6 00:00:23,839 --> 00:00:26,359 do it. Have you seen the Revenant? I'm not going up there. 7 00:00:30,679 --> 00:00:34,920 It's too cold, way too cold. Next thing, you know, you 8 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,520 got a fucking bow an hour through your fucking head, you got some you 9 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:42,039 got some rival who killed your family. I'm not doing that. It's too 10 00:00:42,079 --> 00:01:04,319 cold. Welcome aboard, or should I say I'm gonna try to do it? 11 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:11,319 Welcome now? That was good start Welcome Aboard. Another Brands Spanking. 12 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:25,079 The episode of Another podcast Network presents Dan so excited when I hear people from 13 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:30,280 England or Australia do imitations of Americans. It's very annoying. Yeah, and 14 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:34,719 we have a lot of Australian and uh I'm British fan and New Zealand fans. 15 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:38,120 WoT they must be very annoyed by that. Yeah, yeah, but 16 00:01:38,239 --> 00:01:41,879 I thought you nailed it. Thank you. Yeah, Sorry, all you 17 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:46,959 fucking marmite eaters or vegemite eaters. I'm sorry I get them confused. But 18 00:01:47,079 --> 00:01:51,040 guys, we are back. Do you live near where they filmed Lord of 19 00:01:51,079 --> 00:01:55,239 the Rings? Yeah? How do you like that being the only thing that 20 00:01:55,359 --> 00:02:04,159 Americans think of? Have you seen the Fellowship of the ring Um? All 21 00:02:04,239 --> 00:02:12,240 right? So kangaroos, Yeah, you know, it's so sad seeing them 22 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:15,240 run away from those fires. But they can hop at a great stee oh 23 00:02:15,319 --> 00:02:20,159 yeah, a great speed. Ye yeah. Babies aren't as fast, but 24 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,159 they carry him in the pouches. There we go. Nature is good at 25 00:02:23,159 --> 00:02:28,560 figuring stuff out. You know who's also really good at figuring stuff out kind 26 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,360 of on the fly is a hot Captain, because I remember he almost killed 27 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:35,919 a bunch of people in the very land that we are. And I can't 28 00:02:36,039 --> 00:02:39,120 wait to get into a pat hit public service announcements. I'm champing. Okay, 29 00:02:39,599 --> 00:02:44,759 you got well? Actually in this feed, lots of great stuff happening 30 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:47,800 this week, so you're gonna get obviously, us recapping the reunion, which 31 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:51,199 I thought was a dud, but Della and I make it fun. We 32 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,639 have it. Who knows what I thought? Did I think it was a 33 00:02:53,759 --> 00:02:57,280 dud did I not? I did? Oh? Okay, so we agree. 34 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:04,120 We have an interview with Lucky slashed Lucy Edmonds. Our interview with Lucy, 35 00:03:04,759 --> 00:03:07,759 you get more information about what was happening behind the scenes and that goddamn 36 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:15,719 part one of that ridiculously unnecessary part one belowdeck reunion. See and let's do 37 00:03:15,879 --> 00:03:19,479 this. Let's do this. Um, Gary has to watch the show moving 38 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:22,439 forward. Oh he By the way, he's such a bad liar. He 39 00:03:22,639 --> 00:03:29,280 did then reflect on scenes that he's watched. But if he didn't clockwork Orange 40 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:34,039 next season toothpicks in the eyes. You can't just be like, yeah, 41 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,759 I didn't see it, got no idea what you're talking about. It's like, 42 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,039 all right, you're ruining the reunion. Okay, Yeah, God damn 43 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:43,360 it. The more he's on TV, I had more I dislike him. 44 00:03:43,439 --> 00:03:49,080 All right, So and this is a new crew though this is down on 45 00:03:49,199 --> 00:03:52,479 him, but I'm still doing our little lab. What do you want this 46 00:03:52,639 --> 00:03:54,639 week? If we haven't already as you're hearing this, we have an interview 47 00:03:54,719 --> 00:03:59,960 with Grant and Todd from the Throuple episode where one of those little fire, 48 00:04:00,319 --> 00:04:03,479 little org looking motherfuckers dropped a deuce and didn't clean it up in the toilet, 49 00:04:03,879 --> 00:04:08,479 and they break down the game film, give us the behind the scenes. 50 00:04:08,479 --> 00:04:10,960 You're gonna lie, dude, how much tea was that? That was 51 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,879 a ton of tea. That was a ton of tea. I think Todd 52 00:04:14,039 --> 00:04:16,800 was high, so he I think he had a couple. I think he 53 00:04:16,879 --> 00:04:21,120 had a couple in Berlin. He's having a good time and he's spilling tea 54 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,319 on the pot that'll come later in the week. So this is how you, 55 00:04:24,439 --> 00:04:28,759 guys, thank Dylan and I for giving you so much great amazing content 56 00:04:28,879 --> 00:04:31,120 this week, great amazing American content. You head over to Patreon dot com 57 00:04:31,199 --> 00:04:38,560 slash another podcast network, and you subscribe for five fucking Measley dollars, add 58 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:42,279 free episodes, uncensored tiers, a little bit more, but there's lots of 59 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:47,680 fun stuff. There also plenty of gabbing and goofing and Vanderpump rules exclusively there 60 00:04:47,759 --> 00:04:53,279 with my baby Sister, Papaya Dog Ruby Wren. So, um, let's 61 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:58,920 get into the episode. We gotta give our thoughts and nuts. I can't 62 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,199 you know into the episode is getting into the show, all right, But 63 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:05,959 if we have not yet delivered our pots, what do you think I've I've 64 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:10,600 all of a sudden adorned myself with a purple and green suit, and I 65 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,600 have a fucking clown, Like, what do you think is going on here? 66 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,959 I'll tell you what, man, No one can ever turn in a 67 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:20,360 fucking ten out of ten performance. Every episode you occasionally forget and four goo 68 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:24,680 of the thoughts and knots sir. Okay, okay, there's only one person 69 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:27,439 that's perfect in the world, and that was Jesus, and he died of 70 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:35,160 the Cross for all our sins. Yeah, okay, hey, good job 71 00:05:35,399 --> 00:05:41,600 Jesus, not the dying part, but just being such a fucking stand up 72 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:45,279 guy. Yeah. Yeah. Should we like Kalen go first? Yeah? 73 00:05:45,319 --> 00:05:48,360 Absolutely? What do you think? Well, at first episode is never too 74 00:05:48,399 --> 00:05:51,399 exciting, but I thought the guests are pretty entertaining. I gave it twenty 75 00:05:51,439 --> 00:05:57,120 four knots. Twenty four knots. Yeah, that was very method and drippy 76 00:05:57,199 --> 00:06:00,240 of you. That's what you're looking for, right, um, you know, 77 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,519 and listen, it's it's tough, but we're looking for brief, but 78 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:06,639 we are looking for a little bit more energy. Okay, a little bit 79 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:11,839 more energy. Let's let's be method one and Red Bull sugar free next week 80 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:16,560 back ahead. Okay, uh turning in an amazing first episode. These typically 81 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:20,839 can be throwaways, half of its spent I don't know, provisions, showing 82 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:25,000 up, getting to know the cast, a little bit of sea rat histories. 83 00:06:25,199 --> 00:06:28,639 Yeah, where do you like your dad? No, I don't like 84 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:35,399 left five of my siblings. Yeah, yeah, okay, we well, 85 00:06:35,439 --> 00:06:40,920 it's tease that we have a love pentagon that's going to happen. So that 86 00:06:41,079 --> 00:06:45,680 was a nice little tease by Kermit, which is an odd kind of label 87 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:50,160 to put on just typical sea rat behavior. We don't need to geometrize everything. 88 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:54,319 Okay, it's just a bunch of sea rats fucking and sucking each other. 89 00:06:54,399 --> 00:06:57,040 There's no shape. It's a ball of snakes. Yeah. But I 90 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:00,759 think below Deck has glommed onto the numbers thing. They really love thrupples and 91 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:03,560 stuff like that. The scand of all has ruined a lot of Bravo content. 92 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:09,000 Yeah. Okay, So we have in this particular episode, a single 93 00:07:09,079 --> 00:07:13,879 person providing service for six people. That is so below deck. Yeah. 94 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:19,120 We start a charter with paying customers with a two down. As far as 95 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:24,079 staffing, once again, that's so below deck. We have a chiefs to 96 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:27,720 Kermit who I love as a person, but with a voice so grading it 97 00:07:27,839 --> 00:07:31,639 makes nails on a chalkboard sound like a symphony. I do too. And 98 00:07:31,759 --> 00:07:35,399 then we have hot captain that loves to show his ass, and what more 99 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:41,360 could we ask for? Uh? And then they delivered us two horrible people, 100 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:47,079 two truly horrible individuals, which has now been kind of an ongoing thing. 101 00:07:47,519 --> 00:07:55,519 The sailing ended with the thrupple that we're three douchebags, absolutely horrible. 102 00:07:55,680 --> 00:08:00,600 Yea, and now we have the start of down Under with two equally just 103 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:05,560 you're just gross human beings in Christian What was the sassy gay guy's name? 104 00:08:07,519 --> 00:08:09,639 Oh? I hated that guy so much. Yeah, I hate him, 105 00:08:09,879 --> 00:08:13,680 okay, And oh also, we'd love to have him on the show. 106 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,120 Oh, I'll have you guys on. You can explain yourselves. We're not 107 00:08:16,199 --> 00:08:20,040 gonna buy it. We're not gonna buy it because let me say something about 108 00:08:20,079 --> 00:08:22,720 you two. Okay. You two are the people that I'm always wondering when 109 00:08:22,759 --> 00:08:26,439 I get cut off on the freeway and someone almost killed me and then they 110 00:08:26,519 --> 00:08:30,399 have the temerity to roll down their window and give me the middle finger. 111 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,440 Yeah, that's one of these two, it right. Those are the horrible 112 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:37,000 people that exist in your daily life that you never find out who they are, 113 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:41,159 and now they are on this episode. They don't return carts, these 114 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:45,519 people, they don't return shopping carts. They don't return carts. They think 115 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:50,279 you should do it. Yeah, a hundred pots. Okay, Um, 116 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:58,360 I think the cast has promised they're all single. I think yeah, Asia's 117 00:08:58,399 --> 00:09:03,080 not. But um, I'll get to that in a second. Um. 118 00:09:03,399 --> 00:09:09,480 I think it's a really really fascinating wrinkle to bring the captain back to a 119 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:16,360 place where he caused so much horror. Um, so it would be like, 120 00:09:18,039 --> 00:09:22,600 um, I don't know, like bringing my father back to the canopies 121 00:09:22,639 --> 00:09:26,279 of Vietnam and having him do like a like you know, like a vacation. 122 00:09:26,639 --> 00:09:33,159 Dylan, you're missing something. Captain Chase is good looking. So despite 123 00:09:33,159 --> 00:09:37,559 the fact that he smashed that goddamn boat into that doc, yeah, because 124 00:09:37,639 --> 00:09:45,720 of that accent and an equally sexy apps Apps. It's someone else's fault, 125 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,080 right, That's how human beings operate. You ever see a hot girl spilled 126 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:52,279 coffee at at Starbucks or something, Yeah, and then multiple people like run 127 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:56,720 there to throw napkins down. Yeah, it's because the person's hot. Hot 128 00:09:56,879 --> 00:10:00,200 people get away with doing bad things, right, right, that's what up 129 00:10:00,279 --> 00:10:03,399 in there? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, they're freaks, I guess, 130 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:07,399 in the same sense that the X Men are. Yeah, but they have 131 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:15,080 superpower right exactly? Um, you know, like hot Girl Magneto, same 132 00:10:15,159 --> 00:10:16,879 kind of thing. Hey, can I give a theory before we start? 133 00:10:16,879 --> 00:10:24,240 Because can I fucking say, my god fucking knots seventy? Go ahead? 134 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:28,159 I have a theory about this goddamn boat. I think they got it at 135 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:31,480 a discount. Okay, can we all right? I want to get into 136 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:35,559 this show because the boat is an important part of this episode, So of 137 00:10:35,679 --> 00:10:46,200 course we start with nowhere else. Asha has returned to Below Deck. Asha 138 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:50,960 is one of my favorite Below Deck cast members. I think she's she's got 139 00:10:50,039 --> 00:10:58,240 great bands, and it's fun to see her get absolutely steamrolled by subordinates. 140 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:03,799 I love Kermit too. Yeah, yeah, I'd love Kermit too. But 141 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:11,799 I am a little concerned. Dare I say in trepidations about a budding relationship 142 00:11:13,159 --> 00:11:18,480 that is a little too much too early, and that is Captain hot Pants 143 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:22,120 Rack and Lamb hot Pants and Asia. Yeah, I'm not saying there's anything 144 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:33,080 sexual going on. There's He's got three dopey with dudes with weird haircuts. 145 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:37,200 Yeah, sitting down an engine room looking at I don't know fucking meters or 146 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:43,879 start talking about ilia or whatever. Three very not attractive men stay down in 147 00:11:43,879 --> 00:11:46,840 the bottom of the book, like the steerage in the Titann. They'd be 148 00:11:46,879 --> 00:11:48,679 the first to die, although the engineers they probably figured out to get out 149 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:52,159 of the boat first. He could have asked any one of those assholes to 150 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:56,200 help him with his goddamn eye contacts. But no, no, no, 151 00:11:56,240 --> 00:12:01,919 no, he asked Kermit to do it, because that's an intimate thing. 152 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:05,559 Yeah, okay, that's something you do for your husband or someone that at 153 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:09,159 the very least you bang for three weeks. Okay, just putting that out. 154 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:13,120 By the way, he's still hot, but he's he's aging a little 155 00:12:13,159 --> 00:12:22,240 bitch, are you as sassy? Kim Cattrall? B my god, before 156 00:12:22,279 --> 00:12:26,879 those go out? Um? All right, so this season we are on 157 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:35,519 um, we are in canes um can cans on a fucking fishing boat. 158 00:12:35,639 --> 00:12:41,879 Now let's talk about the boat. It's absolutely disgusting. Uh, there's there 159 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:46,480 you you you can take your Gilligan's kitch and get me on an actual yacht 160 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:50,279 because this is not it? Okay, This interior of this boat, we'll 161 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:54,440 talk about the X here. The interior the boat looks like you're weird uncle's 162 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:58,679 house. Yeah. Does it smell like fucking cigars? And he's a he's 163 00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:03,320 a big collector of all these like weird Maritimes place going on with the mics, 164 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,960 I know we're screaming a lot, but we're very in Are we peaking? 165 00:13:05,039 --> 00:13:09,320 I feel like we're peaking. It's gonna sound magical, Okay, but 166 00:13:09,399 --> 00:13:13,600 let me get into this. His relatives of the weird huncle that has a 167 00:13:13,679 --> 00:13:18,799 house looking like this with the fucking cheap wood paneling a conditioning. The second 168 00:13:18,879 --> 00:13:20,840 this fucker dies, his body isn't even cold yet, and all the relatives 169 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:26,720 running there is sell all these fucking yeah right away, that's what this place 170 00:13:26,799 --> 00:13:31,840 looked like. But we all know it's converted Japanese fishing boat. This is 171 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:35,200 not a place where people pay a lot of money to stale. It smells 172 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:43,759 like unsmoked cigars and microwave bags of spinach and it's fucking gross. All right, 173 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:48,360 So um, typical below deck shit. As you mentioned, one of 174 00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:54,559 the people we hired cannot come to work on time and you know, people 175 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:58,639 who are just starting off watching below Deck down under um or blood, you 176 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:03,440 know, in general, you would you It begs the question like why hire 177 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:07,480 hire someone else? Right, some hire somebody who can make it on the 178 00:14:07,559 --> 00:14:11,320 first day. But that's not the way this show rolls, right, because 179 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:15,679 what do we do on this show, Well, we thrust incompetence on wealthy 180 00:14:15,759 --> 00:14:18,720 people at is exactly what we do. We bring them to a breaking point 181 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:24,519 if they are not psychologically sound, because what the wealthy are about to go 182 00:14:24,639 --> 00:14:31,960 through is a jigsaw killer kind of gauntlet of incompetency. So um Asha just 183 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:35,600 wants to smash these charters and she's going to be more direct. She's going 184 00:14:35,639 --> 00:14:41,279 to be a direct bitch this year because last season Mangdala was tossing her around 185 00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:43,200 the boat left and right. She's like, Asha, I'm exhausted, I 186 00:14:43,279 --> 00:14:46,639 was fighting with my boyfriend all night. You need to get the funk out 187 00:14:46,679 --> 00:14:50,320 of my face. And Asia was like, oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. 188 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:56,279 She also used up all the goddamn data that pants and to tell her, 189 00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:03,159 now you've used more data. Yeah, then three vessels. She's like, 190 00:15:03,159 --> 00:15:05,360 all right, double seven, get the funk out of my face, 191 00:15:05,879 --> 00:15:11,279 all right, So Luke comes aboard and we break to talk about how ancient 192 00:15:11,399 --> 00:15:13,240 the fishing boats. The boat is. It's a piece of shit with no 193 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:18,799 technology, and he tells Luke, um, well, he tells the audience 194 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:26,559 about about cans. He says, I've I've crashed a fucking boat. He 195 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,960 took out a fucking building. I like how he said, we found a 196 00:15:33,039 --> 00:15:37,600 safe place with no people. Yeah, how'd you know? Yeah? Yeah, 197 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:46,159 yeah, they told me if three children, that's it though. All 198 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:52,679 right, so let's meet our bisexual Jewish hero, Zerina Zena. Yeah, 199 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:58,639 I love her. She is amazing. The bands, as I'll say it 200 00:15:58,679 --> 00:16:03,799 again, bants are unbelievable. The pans bands bants. Yeah, what's the 201 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:08,240 ban? Oh the bans are yeah yeah, yeah, you know, I 202 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:11,559 only have one issue. They showed some pictures of her when she was a 203 00:16:11,559 --> 00:16:14,960 little longer, younger. She looked like that vampire demon from let us in 204 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:19,200 or whatever the fun Let the right one in, suspect what does it call? 205 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:26,960 H But she's thinking of a Spike Leeue collab. All right, let 206 00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:32,480 the right thing in, do the right thing in? Yeah yeah yeah, 207 00:16:32,639 --> 00:16:37,360 but this German bisexual you let like an angry Italian pizza owner into your house 208 00:16:37,399 --> 00:16:41,159 and he just destroys everything and he lives in a coffin during the day. 209 00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:45,519 Yeah. All right, So this this bisexual Jewish girl aspire to be a 210 00:16:45,559 --> 00:16:49,600 pyromaniac fires and watch the fire you know, the fires happen where people are 211 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:53,159 burning as the ambulance showed up. But her mother found out and she's like, 212 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:56,879 hey, you could set fired to food, huh you know, and 213 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,960 then uh, then you can make people happy, you know. And she's 214 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,720 like, you can set fire to things that are dead. Yeah, and 215 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:08,480 she's like, well, buildings aren't alive, and she's like, yeah, 216 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:12,759 but they have alive people in them. So let's learn how to cook a 217 00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:18,480 leak and just like that potential serial killer averted. Great job, mom, 218 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:25,799 that's no. And your kid. It's like Dexter's dad and how she's thirty 219 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:32,880 and flirty. I don't want to. I don't I don't mean this negatively. 220 00:17:33,039 --> 00:17:37,319 I don't know that I should say this. She just reminds me of 221 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:44,039 thirty. Oh yeah, okay, she is very thirty years old, and 222 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,440 it kind of bums me out because thirty is not great. I guess the 223 00:17:47,519 --> 00:17:49,119 sea rights just make me sad. Yeah, you know what I mean. 224 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:53,000 I'll say this, Dylan, what I a little personal patty here. I 225 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:57,119 the two years leading up to thirty, I was so goddad saying the song. 226 00:17:57,279 --> 00:18:03,720 Now, what is that? It's personal patty, personal patty, personal 227 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:11,240 patty. Calm okay twenty eight, miserable, twenty nine, miserable. Then 228 00:18:11,279 --> 00:18:15,640 I turned thirty because I put all this like things that I needed to accomplish 229 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,640 by then, and then uh, then by the time I was thirty two, 230 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,319 I was like, who gives a shit? I made it past that. 231 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:22,599 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, thirties. There's a lot 232 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:26,559 of pressure on people, a lot of pressure, and when you're fleeing from 233 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:30,640 that to the middle of the goddamn motion, it only ratchets up. Much 234 00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:33,640 like death, it will find you eventually. Well, speaking of fleeing, 235 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:41,160 how about Laura from the country called Lapia incorrect? Where is she from? 236 00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:48,880 Latvia? Oh? Lata? Yeah? Because I looked it up and I 237 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,119 was like, what's this Lapia country about? It turns out all they produced 238 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:57,440 there's dog bowls, you know what, because a dog's lap water up. 239 00:18:59,319 --> 00:19:10,559 I'm so I bit my lip, I'm so upset. But that's why she 240 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:17,720 needs to get out of there, man, I mean like silly gig in 241 00:19:17,839 --> 00:19:23,279 town a marathon's length to get there, over twenty six miles to get there. 242 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:33,680 Oh Elatia all right, So um, yes, Laura does arrive. 243 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,599 Her head is rubbed, the side of her head is rubbed by Asia is 244 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:45,680 just like welcome and just people. She's so sweet. Um and Luke starts 245 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:51,680 in, already, this guy's gonna this guy's gonna make me, He's gonna 246 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,359 try me. Yeah you think so. Yeah, it's the same reason I 247 00:19:53,440 --> 00:20:03,480 don't like boy crazy women. I don't like guys that are just like just 248 00:20:03,759 --> 00:20:07,599 everything is pussy. Okay, So it's like, dude, fucking what the 249 00:20:07,799 --> 00:20:12,839 fuck are you referring to his uh how he says how he gets I'm referring 250 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:18,559 to how him saying him flirting with people is going to increase morale? Well, 251 00:20:18,599 --> 00:20:21,960 he says, walking around on the boat with his balls out does that? 252 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,880 So I understand why you'd be upset by it. He wants to walk 253 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,839 around nude in the nude? Did he say that? Yeah, yeah, 254 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:30,039 that's what brings up morale? He said, Is this a lappie? I 255 00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:33,759 think no, no, no, this is a direct call from this idiot. 256 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,680 Right, let's meet the rest of the cast. First up is Adam, 257 00:20:36,759 --> 00:20:41,079 who is a dumbassy Well he had bad grates, so a teacher helped 258 00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:45,559 him become a sea ride behind that story, you know, Well, he 259 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:49,400 usually works on cargo ships with old men who chained smoke and the sounds of 260 00:20:49,839 --> 00:20:55,880 probably people in said crates banging, but you cannot open them or you will 261 00:20:55,920 --> 00:21:00,559 be killed. So he's ready to kind of let loose. That's a stressful 262 00:21:00,599 --> 00:21:03,079 work environ. Yeah, yeah, especially it must be tough to work in 263 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:08,359 an industry where everything that it involves terrifies you. Yeah, scared of water. 264 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,200 It's scared of water. And we'll get to that in a moment. 265 00:21:11,799 --> 00:21:17,279 The lanky scuba nerd is up next. Harry More on him, I think 266 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,440 when they gave the teaser, I think he's the one that gets fired, 267 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:21,640 by the way, Yeah, I think so too. Um. All right, 268 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:25,920 so crew meeting because we've got to threaten to fire everyone and talk about 269 00:21:26,039 --> 00:21:29,680 flat and diema. Um. You haven't mentioned the name of the boat yet. 270 00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:37,880 Sun Mountain, Northern Sun, sorry nothern Sun. I love that song. 271 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:44,160 No, who is that Texas Sun? Texas son? It's that Leon 272 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:52,240 Bridge it's Leon Bridges with Kronga band. Great song. H have it on 273 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,920 vinyl because you know, we do that Silver Lake thing where we're like, 274 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:59,720 come over for wine. We'll put on some records. We'll put on a 275 00:21:59,839 --> 00:22:02,680 Lee on Bridges record. I got a better idea. How about I stay 276 00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:04,640 home, I'll beat off. I'll go into the room with my wife with 277 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:08,240 a bottle of wine and we'll watch date Line. God damn that sense, 278 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:18,960 Oh god fucking just crushing chicken tacos from Pekito moss and masturbating. That is 279 00:22:19,039 --> 00:22:22,920 disgusting, all right, So um our first meeting, our first meeting. 280 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:27,279 All joking aside. He's not quite as fraudulent or intense as Lee is, 281 00:22:27,799 --> 00:22:32,519 but he is pretty intense. He's like, you know, I'm so glad 282 00:22:32,599 --> 00:22:33,960 you brought that up. All right, So I'm I don't want to skip 283 00:22:34,039 --> 00:22:37,440 to the end, obviously, because we gotta kill some more time here. 284 00:22:37,759 --> 00:22:41,920 But I wish Lee was to kill some more time or passionately and comedically recap 285 00:22:42,079 --> 00:22:47,759 below Deck Dan on the latter. Yeah, I wish Lee was on the 286 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:52,160 back of that boat when someone said I'm the captain down and then the second 287 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:56,039 person said, you're a bitch. Yeah, I would have loved to see 288 00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:00,319 capitially handle that. Yeah, because I how do you think you would have 289 00:23:00,319 --> 00:23:03,240 happened? I think he would have just uh went up to the bridge and 290 00:23:03,319 --> 00:23:07,119 started driving the ball back to the dock and then smashed it into the dock 291 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,759 going through the front window. Because this is in fact the end of his 292 00:23:10,839 --> 00:23:15,279 life, right right right. But were he to survive that incident, him 293 00:23:15,319 --> 00:23:19,160 and U Hot Captain rack of lamb Hot Captain would be like, it's crazy, 294 00:23:22,079 --> 00:23:27,319 you can't stop the thing you're in that moment. Lee's like in that 295 00:23:27,519 --> 00:23:32,799 moment, You're like, it's gonna stop, but I'm not gonna be the 296 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:41,279 one that does it. And Captain's like, and I same fucking crazy. 297 00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:45,920 These two are dangerous, totally all right, totally. We are in cans. 298 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:49,279 We get some searette history. Um, Harry is an adventure rap, 299 00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:56,079 Luke, and you stopped me whenever you store um and I should do ask 300 00:23:56,160 --> 00:24:04,960 you to do meanwhile, actually, um so wrap Luke. UM's just so 301 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:12,799 much so soon he um. He says two down, let's do it, 302 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:18,920 and then he starts to kind of like fake punch like rats Harry scubin herd, 303 00:24:22,039 --> 00:24:27,039 but don't pretend like you're punching me, because right, you know, 304 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,480 we don't know each other yet. We don't know each other. That's like 305 00:24:30,519 --> 00:24:33,880 the drunk GUYE at the bar who's like you under her, ye end her. 306 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,920 It's like, yeah, it's my wife, Please don't touch her, 307 00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:44,400 all right? So, um, Laura, we get a little uh see 308 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:48,000 write history on her as well. So at a one table restaurant. But 309 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:53,599 COVID killed that, yeah, and and someone argue the marketplace killed it, 310 00:24:55,240 --> 00:25:02,160 but COVID didn't help. So it's like, we can't run a business like 311 00:25:02,279 --> 00:25:04,880 this. We can only turn this table over twice in a dinner service. 312 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,759 It's one table. She's like, oh, let's see, and then the 313 00:25:08,839 --> 00:25:15,200 pandemic comes. She's like, COVID killed Thank god I have that excuse. 314 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:22,880 Yeah, yeah, never mind. So, um, we have a no 315 00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:26,079 service area. What's going on? Why did I write that note down? 316 00:25:26,279 --> 00:25:30,039 Okay, equipments old in the kitchen, So let's get in this kitchen all 317 00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:33,920 right, provision show up. Who gives a shit? I do appreciate that. 318 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:38,480 Hot Captain Jason helps out provisions to do that, and Glenn does that 319 00:25:38,519 --> 00:25:42,519 as well. Yeah, Captain Lee never did that for these reasons he's lame. 320 00:25:44,279 --> 00:25:47,400 Um, well, that's not the obvious reason. The obvious reason is 321 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:52,319 that he's at an age where falls kill. Right. Yeah, going to 322 00:25:52,400 --> 00:26:02,200 your own eightieth birthday party kills yeah. Surprise yeah, and then you shut 323 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:07,400 yourself this kitchen, Dylan, you know, a surprise lunch could kill. 324 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:15,039 We got your favorite. Oh. I told you we shouldn't have brought him 325 00:26:15,039 --> 00:26:18,839 the kebab. He loves it too much. He never eats it. I 326 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:26,079 said he was gonna flip out the garlic sauce he did killed him. Okay, 327 00:26:26,759 --> 00:26:29,759 this kitchen was designed, Dylan. If if we go back to the 328 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:37,519 history of the boat to serve bread and soup three times a day. Soup, 329 00:26:37,599 --> 00:26:44,200 it's just broth. I can't believe they did this season not to facilitate 330 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,279 ten chorus plates. Right, it's so below deck. Yeah, all right, 331 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:52,640 so we have a big thing to get to. Oh. I think 332 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,079 I know where you're going with this. It's the first of the season, 333 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:59,759 so let's hope our young knight does well. I think he will, Dylan. 334 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,400 Of course, the new season, it's a fresh start. He's officially 335 00:27:03,519 --> 00:27:04,559 he's not mid season. I don't know when he started with us, but 336 00:27:04,759 --> 00:27:08,480 yeah, I think it's time. Let's watch him mount his steed and ride 337 00:27:08,519 --> 00:27:15,440 into battle, because it is time for the friend shade Mane. Charter number 338 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:21,240 one, number one, seven guests. The primary is Carmen Felder. She's 339 00:27:21,279 --> 00:27:25,240 a retired Air Force veteran turned founder and CEO of her own PR firm. 340 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,920 She's the primary. She's the primary. I know this is the seventh one. 341 00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:32,920 He called the captain a bitch and jumped back in the ocean. I 342 00:27:33,039 --> 00:27:37,519 want to point this out so I hadn't caught this again. Forgive me for 343 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:41,480 breaking the rules here, Kaylin. Carmen is the one that told Cristel she 344 00:27:41,559 --> 00:27:45,839 had something in her teeth. I can't remember who it was, but I'm 345 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,119 doing the math here. So that's interesting that, Christal, I think you're 346 00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:52,880 actually incorrect. You do. Yeah, okay, you may continue. But 347 00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:56,640 what were you going to say though, if there's a hierarchy of who actually 348 00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:02,640 charted this motherfucker and you are in fact guest? YEA, when your friend 349 00:28:02,839 --> 00:28:06,519 or whatever says you have something in your teeth, you don't say, don't 350 00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:08,599 do that to me right now? Yeah? Well, I mean that depends 351 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,160 on if you want to have the kind of friends circle. Excuse me, 352 00:28:11,279 --> 00:28:17,720 where you lured over your monetary wealth. You're not that kind of guy. 353 00:28:18,079 --> 00:28:21,799 I am not. Sorry, No, I can't believe that that is you're 354 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:25,160 taking that defense of Crystal. Crystal is a truly awful person. Oh no, 355 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,799 no, no, no, I'm not defending her at all. I'm 356 00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:30,920 not defending her at all. I'm one hundred percent correct. Go ahead. 357 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:36,000 Kit. Carmen is bringing along her best friend Brandon, along with her other 358 00:28:36,039 --> 00:28:40,960 friends that work in investments in real estate firms. Yeah sorry, let me 359 00:28:41,039 --> 00:28:45,880 just get my tits back back in the Let me just cover up my titties. 360 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:51,480 Rold the primary wants to be greed with a lemon drop martini champagne for 361 00:28:51,559 --> 00:28:56,000 her guests and a mocktail for Crystal, who doesn't drink. Yeah that was 362 00:28:56,079 --> 00:29:00,240 fun. Oh it was fun with that kermit mocking face, vegetarians and fake 363 00:29:00,359 --> 00:29:03,599 drunks. Yeah, I love fake drunks. They're so funny. I can 364 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:08,519 handle myself. It's vacation. They want to experience the sea walker helmet diving 365 00:29:08,599 --> 00:29:12,920 over the Green Island about never do that? Wait to talk. Oh that's 366 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:17,799 sub exploded. I don't need this experimental bullshit. You ain't get me in 367 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:21,119 that fucking helmet. Patrick, it's three feet under water. I don't care, 368 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:25,240 man, my head would implode. Technology it's not been proven yet. 369 00:29:26,119 --> 00:29:30,480 Why do you come swimming? No? No, now that ocean thing exploded, 370 00:29:30,599 --> 00:29:36,039 going for the taere. We're snorkeling, Patrick, I'll take a margarite. 371 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,160 I'll wait for my friends. Maybe half of them will make their way 372 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:44,000 back. Yeah. Would you rather go skiing or or scuba? Die? 373 00:29:44,039 --> 00:29:45,920 I don't like the cold. I won't go there either. No, but 374 00:29:45,039 --> 00:29:51,799 you have to pick as I can. I'll drink a margarat. Somebody get 375 00:29:51,839 --> 00:29:55,000 me a margara. I'm way too scared of the coal and the water. 376 00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:03,680 So that's so you just take the most extreme example of the environment. You 377 00:30:03,759 --> 00:30:06,559 guys can't do it. Have you seen The Revenant? I'm not going up 378 00:30:06,599 --> 00:30:15,279 there. It's too cold, way too cold. Next thing, you know, 379 00:30:15,319 --> 00:30:18,400 you got a fucking bow an hour through your fucking head. You got 380 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,799 some you got some rival who killed your family. I'm not doing that. 381 00:30:22,079 --> 00:30:25,920 It's too cold. I even like pelts. All right, go ahead, 382 00:30:26,039 --> 00:30:29,119 yeah, alright, Night one. They want to find dine on a seafood 383 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:33,720 extravaganza. Choogie horse shit. Yeah, she pulled it off though, Yeah 384 00:30:33,839 --> 00:30:37,640 she did. And Night two, the guests want to Mulan Rouge theme party. 385 00:30:37,839 --> 00:30:40,480 They also want the crew to join in and form the can Can. 386 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:47,599 Okay, okay, that's it. That ends the preference includes the preference. 387 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:52,839 Oh that concludes the preference. So had he not? I mean he just 388 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,400 needed to end it properly? But I think he did a great job. 389 00:30:56,519 --> 00:30:59,400 Yeah, no, he did a good job. But um, who's the 390 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,559 woman that like blew her achilles out and she's still stuck? The landing? 391 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:07,319 Oh I remember that you're talking as yeah, yeah, yeah, oh that 392 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:11,240 was amazing, right. So if Kaylin had done that but not landed it 393 00:31:11,359 --> 00:31:15,519 in at about of just athletic heroism but rather like tore the other one, 394 00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:19,640 that would be the kind of the landing but crazy tricks in the air and 395 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,319 whatnot. I'm gonna give it eighty one. Pot. Well we'll see him 396 00:31:22,319 --> 00:31:26,240 four years. You got another shot four years? Yeah? All right, 397 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:30,079 where the hell are we? Oh? Yeah? Okay? So Zarena takes 398 00:31:30,119 --> 00:31:33,279 pride in going through all the preference sheets and with a fine tooth comb. 399 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:37,359 I think was that Nancy Carrigan or was that the no that she was the 400 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:41,559 ice skater no, there was a girl because a Saturday night Life completely spoofed. 401 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,759 Every shot was her captain, the mail coach, carrying her around with 402 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:49,400 her leg bandage. It turns out like she'd go to a coffee shop, 403 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,839 but he was still carrying her around. Yeah, I love that. That's 404 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:56,079 a great idea for his sketch. Yeah, that's a coke sketch. He 405 00:31:56,279 --> 00:32:00,960 hired that U doctor that just got charged with xty things. On a serious 406 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,640 note, a sad note as well. I think he was implicated that. 407 00:32:04,759 --> 00:32:09,000 So h layer Bear, you're talking about Lara? Oh yeah, yeah, 408 00:32:09,039 --> 00:32:12,359 yeah, layer Bear is having a tough time in prison. I think you 409 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:16,480 just got stabbed seven times. Good Um, okay, where was it going 410 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:22,839 with that? Oh? Her suitcase hasn't arrived. Let's stop talking about pedophilic 411 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:27,799 abuse. Yeah, you have a fun show about sea rats and in confidence 412 00:32:27,839 --> 00:32:32,200 being thrust. So definitely, Laura's not from a country called Lapia. No, 413 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:36,519 no, no, She's from a country called Latvia, which was part 414 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:44,440 of the USA. Um and um, you know, you know, depending 415 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:49,559 on which way the geopolitical wind blows, might be back in the USSA very 416 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,880 very soon. Who knows though. Um, all right, so she is 417 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:58,039 not an innocent or sweet girl. Yes she is. Uh, now, 418 00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,160 let me tell you this. Sure, I think she was saying that she 419 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:04,319 went to go we'll get to a dime, to an outfit change. I 420 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,240 think she was taking a ship. That's fine, but she is also a 421 00:33:07,359 --> 00:33:12,599 hard worker and she's bringing the right attitude to below dack della right, Yeah, 422 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,680 she's ready to have a good time. Yeah, listen, I thought 423 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,640 she killed it at the end of the episode. Absolutely, all right. 424 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:21,440 So let's get to what we were talking about in the beginning of the episode. 425 00:33:21,519 --> 00:33:29,680 In that is contact gate. Hot captain Rack a dick hot captain. 426 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,960 If they haven't had sex, they will have sex. Oh do you really 427 00:33:32,039 --> 00:33:37,200 think? I don't. I think that's intellectually lazy, you do, all 428 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:40,799 right, I'll say this. I'll say this. So we had on a 429 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:45,759 thruple with Colin, Gary and Daisy. Eventually you let down your guard and 430 00:33:45,799 --> 00:33:50,519 you're gonna start fucking somebody. Yeah, if it's not going to be kermit, 431 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:55,519 I think Captain Jason has it in him in a later a later season 432 00:33:55,599 --> 00:34:00,720 to actually be having sex would a subordinate I think that they're both thinking about 433 00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:05,920 it, okay, mate, more so him because I do think that she 434 00:34:06,079 --> 00:34:09,679 really loves her boyfriend. But you know, sometimes you're going to bed and 435 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:14,119 you you dance through the tulips a little bit, you think about banging that 436 00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,400 hot rack of dick captain up there. Who you know, Oh you need 437 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:20,960 help with the other lens, No problem. Oh how did my shoes come 438 00:34:21,039 --> 00:34:23,360 off? You tuck them off with your teeth. That's gross. And then 439 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:27,679 you start like having sex. That's what happens. That's happens, all right. 440 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:31,599 So, um, the we got a little sea rat history. Yeah, 441 00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:37,599 yeah, this is and I say this lovingly, Um dumbass adam Um 442 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:43,960 is talking about how he a man is, somebody who provides for his family. 443 00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,280 Well I think that was a little, uh, a little shade towards 444 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:52,920 old Papa. Yeah, because he says that's what men do. Yeah, 445 00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:54,920 except they didn't do it for you. So I think that's a shot towards 446 00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:00,599 Papa. Easy at him. We got plenty of season, see rats, 447 00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,599 season for you to fill us in on how horrible your childhood was. Okay, 448 00:35:02,639 --> 00:35:07,840 buddy Jesus Christ. All right, So we get a big getting ready 449 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:13,639 montage and that is when the guests arrive Asia and a SpongeBob SquarePants kind of 450 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:19,320 moment tears her scort, and then we get the flutes in the mocktails. 451 00:35:19,519 --> 00:35:24,000 Ready, Now, Carmen is an indecisive monster, so she's thrown away any 452 00:35:24,079 --> 00:35:29,039 and all dates and chips that she's received. You talk about Crystal referred to 453 00:35:29,079 --> 00:35:31,559 her his Carmen. No Carmen, Oh, Karmen. Carmen's the one that 454 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:36,239 didn't want the mock I think, so, Nah, it's Crystal all the 455 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,280 way, is it Crystal? Yeah? Either way, one of them. 456 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:42,360 And apologies for not getting the details right. We just had a lot of 457 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,760 below deck to watch this week, and I want to say this, Dylan. 458 00:35:45,039 --> 00:35:47,079 Look, I don't care when you're paying a lot of money. You 459 00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:51,719 deserve great service. And I've said and I would do this if I get 460 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,280 to grace the bow of one of these boats someday. If I'm getting not 461 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,880 the treatment I feel I deserve, I'll take a dump on the on the 462 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,199 front of the bot. Right. But you're not gonna be rude like this, 463 00:36:00,519 --> 00:36:05,440 No, um. When Crystal had said that she was, I don't 464 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,880 know, I guess immediately entering the vote, she leaves the program and orders 465 00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:12,519 a lemon drop or something like that. Yeah, yeah, and then when 466 00:36:12,599 --> 00:36:15,559 the drink is not handed to her an inappropriate manner, she begins doing the 467 00:36:16,559 --> 00:36:22,159 I'm on vacation. Yeah yeah, Crystal, you and Brandon or Carmen, 468 00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:24,599 whoever it was. I don't want you to be eaten by sharks, but 469 00:36:24,679 --> 00:36:28,760 I want them to grace up against your leg, graze your leg, just 470 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,440 to scare you a little bit, because you're a horrible human being. All 471 00:36:31,519 --> 00:36:37,239 right, let's get too feuding almost instantaneously over the rooms. Um. But 472 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:44,360 luckily for them, one of the great charcuterie boards in human history. I 473 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,039 mean, we've not seen a charcuterie board quite like this since I don't know, 474 00:36:47,199 --> 00:36:52,000 when Versailles was kind of like a hip place to go. Yea, 475 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,960 yes, um, I don't think Caesar had a charcuterie this large, No, 476 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:59,039 you know did Maybe the pig would take up too much space. Back 477 00:36:59,079 --> 00:37:04,039 when Versailles is just fucking Michael McDonald and the rest of the studio guys just 478 00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:09,719 fucking hanging out. Have we seen a charcotterie board like this? And there 479 00:37:10,039 --> 00:37:14,440 I felt this throughout the entire pretty wasteful as well, by the way, 480 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,000 yeah you know you saw it. It was half eaten, and then the 481 00:37:16,199 --> 00:37:20,920 sea rats pick at it like seats, pick at it like like it's carrion, 482 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:27,039 and you don't need a split open passion fruit there. But again we're 483 00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:30,639 trying to impress these people, and impressed they are not. They really take 484 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:38,559 this for granted and just begin shoveling the nitrate meats into their fucking cram holes 485 00:37:38,639 --> 00:37:45,000 or whatever you call them. Um, all right, so um the boat, 486 00:37:45,559 --> 00:37:49,400 Oh my god, one propeller all right. So, so, as 487 00:37:49,599 --> 00:37:53,840 is customary with below deck, we have to have borderline um illiterate, incompetent 488 00:37:53,960 --> 00:38:00,559 people running the vessels at least one or two. Um, but you also 489 00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:08,159 need a vessel that is by all regulatory highways and byways ill fit to be 490 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:15,199 piloted by anyway anyone, especially somebody who has already killed and maimed numerous people 491 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:21,880 in a crash in this exact longitude and latitude. Can I tell you something 492 00:38:22,119 --> 00:38:27,000 when you look at this boat that has been converted into a luxury yacht, 493 00:38:27,079 --> 00:38:30,320 says Kermit. Yeah, Wes Anderson's not so cute in the real world. 494 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:37,960 If I brought my wife on this vacation. Yeah. As we entered the 495 00:38:38,079 --> 00:38:42,760 dock to see the boat that we would have been charted. My wife would 496 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,639 be tearing up yea yea, not out of joy, right, but out 497 00:38:45,679 --> 00:38:50,719 of embarrassment and sadness. This boat is pathetic. It looks like it could 498 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:54,199 have like one of those fucking ah, I don't know, fucking missile launchers, 499 00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:59,880 just more closer to getting ready for war, right right, right, 500 00:39:00,119 --> 00:39:04,639 it is for luxury. L It's like a crude, nuclear powered Chinese outfit. 501 00:39:05,559 --> 00:39:08,360 That's my point. They keep spitting those things out. They can't sell 502 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:12,800 vacations on this thing, right, but they do. It's so below deck 503 00:39:13,079 --> 00:39:17,679 um all right, so this is Laura Gate. Laura is no, oh 504 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:22,719 no, Well, first we have to get to dumbass who is scared of 505 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:28,199 the water. Oh yeah, but he was shrewd enough because he's from Brooklyn 506 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:38,000 to tip the swimming instructor wink wink a Benjamin pass me. Yeah, that's 507 00:39:38,039 --> 00:39:42,679 not gonna help him a whole lot if this vessel goes down. Now, 508 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:49,840 it's well not and if someone has to pass licensure kind of gauntlet's to get 509 00:39:50,159 --> 00:39:57,119 to a commercial status and listen, no systems perfect, but to have a 510 00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:00,719 swimming instructor this apathetic to the law lives of the people that are going through 511 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:05,599 the training. I mean, it's quite a blemish and it's something that needs 512 00:40:05,639 --> 00:40:10,239 to get looked. At twenty dollars, there is There is not a matri 513 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:15,199 d at Sizzler that you can tip twenty dollars to get through the seasonly, 514 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,320 and not only that, telling that you know this whole like skip in the 515 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:22,039 line or pass it. It's one thing to pay some instructor to get you 516 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:27,719 take your SAT scores. Yeah right, there's another one to make it look 517 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,960 like you know how to swim. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Alyssa Myers. 518 00:40:30,199 --> 00:40:38,760 And there's just some Asian kid. You're a Lyssa Myers. Yeah, 519 00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:45,159 yep, all right, everybody, you're gonna break in fourteen hours. We'll 520 00:40:45,159 --> 00:40:50,480 see that, all right. So, um, Laura is nowhere to be 521 00:40:50,599 --> 00:40:53,920 found. Milwaukee is not working, and it looks like we've got another Magdalena 522 00:40:53,960 --> 00:41:00,800 on our hands here. Laura has a very snooty attitude about out where she 523 00:41:00,159 --> 00:41:04,519 was. She has to do her hair, she has to do her makeup. 524 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,239 It's gonna it is gonna take time, much like Lana del Rey at 525 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:12,400 Glastonbury exactly. Um, but she does not have her set blown out. 526 00:41:12,519 --> 00:41:15,639 She does in fact look good, and she will in fact do a gender 527 00:41:15,679 --> 00:41:19,440 service and kill it. Right, But also, this is not a beauty 528 00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:25,079 pageant. You are literally wiping up feces, so let's speed up the process, 529 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:34,360 miss congeniality. Um all right, Um, the most captain thing ever 530 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:47,519 hot Captain rack a lamb, hot ass fucking captain favorite food is a pickle, 531 00:41:49,159 --> 00:41:52,679 a cashew and a block of cheese. Heyboddy, how do you think 532 00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:57,840 he's uh escapes those fucking lamb chops? Right? Okay, yeah, what 533 00:41:58,519 --> 00:42:02,199 whatever for? Lamb? So lunch is served? Um, what would we 534 00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:07,480 do? Go get it? Is my note? The note says, what 535 00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:13,199 would we do? Go get it? What could I have possibly been talking 536 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:17,719 about? Well? We was that referring to Zerina or recollecting a story where 537 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:23,039 she prepared lunch and then oh thank you pat God, I love you. 538 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:29,880 Yes, of course that's she recounts a story where why why don't you take 539 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,800 it away? You deserve it? Well, she was really excited to uh 540 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:36,079 serve lunch and then us, I'm paying customer, just throw it against the 541 00:42:36,159 --> 00:42:38,719 fucking wall. Yeah, and then uh yeah, some co workers help pick 542 00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:42,400 it up, and she's really emparrassed and that's exactly what we would do. 543 00:42:42,559 --> 00:42:45,159 If we were served any of Keiko's food or anything like that, we would 544 00:42:45,199 --> 00:42:49,400 throw it over. Definitely do it if I was serve nachos with corn on. 545 00:42:49,639 --> 00:42:52,880 But well, the cold corn does not belong on nachos, and you 546 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:57,559 have to have melted cheese on nachos. It can't just be chips in a 547 00:42:57,639 --> 00:43:05,320 casserole dish with tomatoes and cornport Sandy, are you serving those? Yeah? 548 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:15,400 Oh okay, let me ask you something about your homosexuals that's relevant, all 549 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:19,039 right, Mahi mahi, And really no info on said fish. Very disappointed 550 00:43:19,079 --> 00:43:21,559 in Bravo. We know that the food is an important part of the show. 551 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,559 Let's get into the food a little bit more. But I understand it 552 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:30,000 is the first episode. Let's get to Crystal aka Chrissy aka the Queen of 553 00:43:30,079 --> 00:43:37,719 the universe, aka someone who has shit on her face and someone who needs 554 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,679 a good friend to tell her that she has shit on her face. Now, 555 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:45,079 this little remark, as we'd think it would just be a throwaway thing, 556 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:50,960 perhaps a little uncomfortable moment between two friends, it puts the entire party 557 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,360 into a spiral, right, a total spiral, and it is one of 558 00:43:53,400 --> 00:44:00,440 those comments where it's so innocuous. Dare I say helpful and altruistic? But 559 00:44:00,599 --> 00:44:06,360 it's such a nothing that it would be oh thank you or oh laughter, 560 00:44:06,639 --> 00:44:10,599 But not with Queen of the Universe. Do you tell Thanos he's got spinach 561 00:44:10,639 --> 00:44:15,679 in his teeth? No, you'll get zapped into you know, the I 562 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:19,599 don't know, the nothing zone or whatever? Are you my wife? And 563 00:44:19,679 --> 00:44:22,039 then when I'm having a good time feeling myself at a restaurant with friends there 564 00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:25,280 say, did you die your beard today? Because I know where you're going 565 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:31,440 with that shree you're mocking me. That happened at Laurel Tavern. It happened 566 00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:35,679 in another engagement. Yeah, I know what she was trying to do. 567 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:39,159 You were pretty hammered this week. I was trashed. It was really fun. 568 00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:45,239 God, I love when packets hammered. He turns into queer eye for 569 00:44:45,639 --> 00:44:52,719 the straight guy. Just he's just he becomes Jonathan Vaness. You want to 570 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:58,719 quote me, Yeah, let's let's do this. We walk into a pet's 571 00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:04,000 event and and Pat comes up to my wife and and he says, guys, 572 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:10,079 and he kind of wipes down his body and I go, what are 573 00:45:10,079 --> 00:45:15,840 you doing? He gets pretty hot huh, looking pretty hot huh, And 574 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,239 Cecy says, yeah, I know, you look great. Pat He goes 575 00:45:17,599 --> 00:45:22,639 a couple of fans that I had a hot little body. All right, 576 00:45:22,679 --> 00:45:24,719 guys, there's sangria over there if you want, and then you literally just 577 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:30,719 be lined away from this all right, now, all right, So I 578 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:35,280 want to say this, Well, Crystal gets the whole party fighting with each 579 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:39,199 other Kermit mentions she can't believe these people can be arguing this much in a 580 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:44,159 beautiful country on a super yacht. Yeah, now it's worth mentioning. Only 581 00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:51,559 one of those things are correct. The walls of the interior of this vessel 582 00:45:51,639 --> 00:45:54,679 are wood paneling. This is what your annoying husband puts on his walls in 583 00:45:54,719 --> 00:46:00,159 his quote unquote man cave right right. It's not a place for a luxuryatt 584 00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:04,960 Yeah. No, it looks like a place where snails would be on the 585 00:46:05,079 --> 00:46:13,280 walls. Fucking gross. So anyways, we get to the seawater helmet diving 586 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,760 thing. Nope, yeah, no, I know. The reason why I 587 00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:22,000 would say no is just because this is the worst part about ocean shit. 588 00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:30,599 Like I'm fine, you know, um having my own agency kill me or 589 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:34,599 or let me guide through the water. I don't want to be in a 590 00:46:34,679 --> 00:46:37,960 shallow pool of water with some twenty thousand leagues under the sea, kind of 591 00:46:38,039 --> 00:46:44,159 fucking facocta helmet on my head and have all these little fucking mackerels just coming 592 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,440 up and biting my nipples and ship like. I don't want that. I 593 00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:50,639 want an eel or something. I want to see the eel swimming in the 594 00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:53,360 corals underneath, and when I do, I'll go time for me to get 595 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:57,840 out. Yeah, but the turtles, the whale sharks, I want. 596 00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,519 I want to the whale sharks. Would it would be cool they were swimming 597 00:47:00,559 --> 00:47:02,159 around you, but still very bad. I'd also argue, though, I 598 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:06,440 get the whole thing. We I think they canceled that show, the adventure 599 00:47:06,599 --> 00:47:09,599 version of Below Deck good. This one down Under. They're gonna at least 600 00:47:09,639 --> 00:47:14,000 every episode is gonna have them going on some kind of quote unquote excursion, 601 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,480 and Captain Jason will have that fucking I don't know that bow and arrow gun 602 00:47:17,599 --> 00:47:24,480 that he fucking blows into a fucking sting rays assholes Like, Hi, I 603 00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:30,039 was fucking here, yeah, just minding my own pist yes, and then 604 00:47:30,079 --> 00:47:32,679 you come down here, yeah, with whatever that thing and you shot me. 605 00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:36,679 The sting Rays like, hey, let me ask you something. When 606 00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:38,119 did your people get here? And he's like, oh, I don't know, 607 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:43,719 like a couple hundred years ago. Yeah, well try a couple million, 608 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,599 buddy. Okay, I am, but you know, because I think 609 00:47:45,599 --> 00:47:49,880 I deserve a little respect. Is what I'm saying is this Stingray has like 610 00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:54,960 a Rhode Island kind of elitism to him. And he's he's like way out 611 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,000 of line, way out of line, way out a line. All right. 612 00:47:59,079 --> 00:48:04,719 So, um, Serena I love has this these bants. She's just 613 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,000 got these bands. She says, um, you know, she mocks them 614 00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:14,639 for having their first beer, and when Asia almost walks into her in the 615 00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:16,239 kitchen, she goes, almost kiss me there. You're gonna have to explain 616 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:20,039 that to your boyfriend. Just great bands. I love it, you know. 617 00:48:20,599 --> 00:48:24,159 Um. So Asha gets a little gas lit here by the Latvian spy. 618 00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:30,440 I think, Um, she one table restaurant. I mean, come 619 00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:37,000 on, give us a better cover story there. Even Um she says, 620 00:48:37,639 --> 00:48:38,800 Okay, you can take a break if you want, and she goes, 621 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:43,760 you thought I wanted a break and Asia goes, oh my god, you 622 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,639 are so amazing. This is the woman that said I'm gonna take as long 623 00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:52,239 as I need to do my fucking bright You see where this goes. She's 624 00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:54,400 a crafty one. Laura right now, I'll say I I don't know where 625 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:58,559 I stand with Laura. M all right. So dinners, tiger pronze, 626 00:48:58,599 --> 00:49:04,559 oysters, crabs. Captain Jacobal Trades comes in and says, I'll boil some 627 00:49:04,679 --> 00:49:07,119 shows. I love that he did that, Yeah, I mean it endears 628 00:49:07,199 --> 00:49:10,159 him. The dinner is certainly a seafood extravaganza. We've got everything. We've 629 00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:15,039 got lobster tails, we've got the crab, We've got all the food that 630 00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:23,960 you can get you know, better on like red lunch table trays, like 631 00:49:24,039 --> 00:49:29,119 if you're really gonna eat the anyway. I just it's so fucking how many 632 00:49:29,159 --> 00:49:31,400 times have we done the seafood extravaganza thing. It is lame. But I 633 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:35,840 will say this, we don't appreciate it. But you know who appreciate it 634 00:49:36,079 --> 00:49:40,519 it less is the people. Oh oh, the two dudes say fuck this 635 00:49:40,559 --> 00:49:45,000 because Brandon starts getting really wasted, and then every I guess, uh, 636 00:49:45,159 --> 00:49:50,960 what's her face? Crystal, She's passed out at this point. She'll later 637 00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,719 second wind like like like Uma, I love how she's gonna be on like 638 00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:59,079 different time zones than the rest of the people on the ball. They'd love 639 00:49:59,199 --> 00:50:01,480 that. Wait up at ten Yeah yeah, yeah, she's like doctor who. 640 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:08,320 All right, so um we yes, we somehow get into another fight 641 00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:13,039 and then Laura gives us a quote where she is ready to fall in love 642 00:50:13,079 --> 00:50:15,639 on a boat. You and I have watched the show long enough to know 643 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:20,960 that that is quite literally an impossibility. Dare I'd say, mission him. 644 00:50:21,079 --> 00:50:22,280 Yeah, she's looking for a hospital. We've seen it though. We've seen 645 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:25,239 a baby sea rat come out of there. We have seen a baby sea 646 00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:32,079 rat with an absentee father. Deadbeat dads called Tom like as deadbeat dad. 647 00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:39,800 Um Champagne is asked. We round out the episode with Brandon getting up and 648 00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:45,559 just being a drunk, little bad bad Brandon. He's drunk, little bad 649 00:50:45,559 --> 00:50:47,480 boy right now. The only thing I would have done differently, I know 650 00:50:47,599 --> 00:50:51,880 the interior was trying to be nice. I would have said, I'm sorry, 651 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:57,679 we can't serve you well. I thought that his for for as snooty 652 00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:00,199 and bitchy as they were the entire time time. I don't know why he's 653 00:51:00,199 --> 00:51:06,960 apologizing to Asia because he wants a drink. Well, that's why, get 654 00:51:07,079 --> 00:51:08,559 me a fucking drink. You don't have to be rude about it, but 655 00:51:08,639 --> 00:51:12,599 you also don't have to be apologetic. Let's find a middle ground. You're 656 00:51:12,599 --> 00:51:15,239 paying for the vacation. It's twelve I want to drink now. Okay. 657 00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,880 So this was obviously the best part of the episode in my opinion. It's 658 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:22,000 worth mentioning, which we did not talk about, that Captain hot Pants had 659 00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:25,199 talked with his boats in earlier and he wanted him to keep a guy up 660 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:30,119 all what kind of call was this from Luke? It was an odd one, 661 00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,119 but and this is gonna bite him in the ass soon. We'll see 662 00:51:32,119 --> 00:51:37,920 in the next day because as Laura is left as the only security guard slash 663 00:51:37,639 --> 00:51:44,000 work or whatever we have, Crystal and Brandon ask if they can go swim. 664 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,719 Laura politely says no. And I love how Laura handled this. She 665 00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:52,800 was lots of bad yeah, total badass, but polite and I think professional 666 00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:57,480 because you have to be sternum and she alerted them paying customers. Remember, 667 00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:00,639 this is going to reflect on the tips. So it's counterintuitive to how you're 668 00:52:00,639 --> 00:52:04,000 going to talk to people that you're hoping they give you a big fucking envelope 669 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,559 of money. Said, now I'm gonna have to alert the captain. Yeah, 670 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,320 and I have we only saw this, well, we didn't even see 671 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:14,760 this, uh this kind of behavior. We saw an old, gross white 672 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:17,960 woman jumping and Captain Lee had to yell at her and threaten the vessel be 673 00:52:19,079 --> 00:52:22,679 turned around. But I haven't seen drama like this since season one, episode 674 00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:27,880 one with eyelash Johnny, yeah, who was doing blow all night anyway, 675 00:52:28,039 --> 00:52:32,159 Crystal announces she's the captain now when captain comes out and Brandon calls Captain Jason 676 00:52:32,199 --> 00:52:37,039 a bitch, I hate them both. I think they're assholes. You want 677 00:52:37,039 --> 00:52:42,320 to Jessica craze that maybe bite an arm off? Oh wow, you know 678 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:45,920 you can die for that kind of thing. Well, yeah, possibly, 679 00:52:46,519 --> 00:52:52,039 But I love the first episode. I think I think the night's gonna end 680 00:52:52,119 --> 00:52:54,719 and then it's gonna be down with a whimperer. The next day, they 681 00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:59,039 both apologize to hot Captain. I think so too, and I hope not 682 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,519 for ours, but we'll see you next week. It's a TBC kind of 683 00:53:01,559 --> 00:53:08,639 episode to kick the season off. Kick the season off with aiding your favorite 684 00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:14,599 below Deck podcast go on the iTunes ratings interviews, leave five stars, leave 685 00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:17,719 kind words. If you're on the YouTube, comment, comment, comment, 686 00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:22,440 subscribe. Join us on Patreon for more, and follow us everywhere on the 687 00:53:22,599 --> 00:53:24,119 socials. We love you guys very much. On Bill and Saying Goodbye, 688 00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:28,119 Kaylen say goodbye later, pat Say goodbye. Lay it out,