Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Badullah Show. Yes, the
Bidula Show on YouTube, broker Rumbo and Instagram. M Hey, little Johnny,
whoa, it's a knock at door from his mom. She says,
Hey, little Johnny, at six thirty in the morning, you have to
get up and go to school. Look, Johnny says, I don't want
to go to school. She goes, Listen to me. It's six thirty.
I don't want you to be late. You have to go to school.
He goes, Mama, I don't want to go to school. Everybody
hates me. The teachers, the students, the custodians. Everybody hates me.
She goes, Johnny, it's six thirty. You're gonna make me angry.
You gotta get up and go to school. Johnny goes, But why,
Mama, She goes, because you're the principal. Yeah, you're in
their principal, right, like Jim Belushi, Remember that the principal Remember twenty
in the movie Graduate, I go this is my turn? I don't know.
Yeah, forecast, right, isn't it? On bas three Change?
When you watch TV, they should review that movie shouldn't be better? Lucy,
Hey, here's what they should review too. My girlfriend high, we
were making out on a couch, crazy man, crazy crazy, crazy crazy,
and guess what happens? Her tooth falls out? What really sucked up?
Her tooth felt underneath the pillow, soo ended up leaving her dollar?
Yes, a dollar. Hey, it wouldn't even cost your dollar. If
you watch Cool World Order on YouTube? Is that the oblos boris? Come
on, man, Vampires, let's go brother seven seasons. Wow, man,
I've been so busy doing all this stuff here with the shows and find
out a place to shoot the show. And again I'm back. Ben put
me back here and little John so which is fine by me. But here
I broke my glasses and I haven't had any time to replace them, so
I've been drinking out of my hands. Oh many, you wouldn't hear something
crazy? So I was shopping and some woman, I don't know what the
heck possessor to do this. So she looks at me and she comes over
to me and she says, hey, I'm penn sexual. I said,
WHOA, guess what, I'm deep dish sexual. Let's go get a thin
crust and talk about it. Man, Hey, you know what I guess
who loves thin crust. That's right, Mikey g the man to play some
badass guitar. That's right. On promo shorts on FCC, free on Instagram,
Mike e G. Check him beautiful stuff. You know, But I
told you I grew up tough neighborhood prokial school. Remember that very tough prochial
school. Our Lady of broken windows and the other one. You know.
After I graduated from fourth grade, I went to you know, Saint Rocky's
got Ozianos. You guys probably don't get the reference. But he was a
botch. But that's okay because my nephew, he attends squa out in the
suburbs, and he was telling me that it's really not that tough. In
fact, the bully is passive aggressive. He never never takes share lunch.
Right, you would just go up to you and say, are you gonna
eat all that? Very passive aggressive man, you know. Getting back to
my girlfriend, I gotta say one thing about I know. I tell you
it's a tumultuous relationship. But she knows a lot about wine, especially which
wine goes with your breakfast cereal. She knows a lot about that. Oh
my gosh. You know, I've been having trouble sleeping, you know,
with all this pressure to be number one, okay, and to keep everything
so clean okay, with all the silly jokes and the promos would be as
three changing the way you watch DV with g oh, I mean, mikey
man, I can't sleep. So you know what I decided. And when
I got one of those tapes that you could hear the ocean, Yeah,
you could hear the ocean. And you know what, I put the tape
on the other night and I started to nod off. I guess what happened.
I heard in the background help, Oh my gosh, um. I
wanted to take some sad news. The Pillsbury doughboy, you know, the
guy you're poke on the stomach. Yeah, well man, he's really really
hurt. He was down in Florida vacationing. He was on the sun from
when I his name was out there for a long period of time, and
he ended up burning his buns. Hey. You know what I say,
suns out, buns out or buns out, sons out. Whatever. Hey,
listen, ladies and gentlemen, I love you man, you know,
I hope, I hope. I hope you wake up every morning and thank
the Lord did you get another day. You know, take some punches,
throw some punches, put yourself in a position to win the day. And
you're only going to do that if you keep fighting a good fight and you
have a positive attitude. Yeah, I'm trying to have a positive attitude before.
Maybe I gotta tell you about my granddaughter. You've seen her in some
of these episodes. Well, she's six years old. We were at the
mall. You had to go to the farmer at Sea to pick up some
stuff from my other little granddaughter. And here we got back to the house
and she had pulled out a candy bar and I thought to myself, we'll
wait a minute. She couldn't pay for that, and I know I didn't
pay for it, so it was interesting. Yeah, I thought that was
very interesting. So I said, honey, we gotta we gotta go back.
So we jumped back into the car and we drove back to the mall,
but this time we went to the jewelry store. You had a strike
while the iron's high, right, Okay, listen, I love you guys.
I did your peace for as much as you can. Right, have
a great day. See you next week. Sorry about the little delay,
all right, sorry