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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
to the Badullah Show. Yes, the

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Bidula Show on YouTube, broker Rumbo
and Instagram. M Hey, little Johnny,

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whoa, it's a knock at door
from his mom. She says,

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Hey, little Johnny, at six
thirty in the morning, you have to

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get up and go to school.
Look, Johnny says, I don't want

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to go to school. She goes, Listen to me. It's six thirty.

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I don't want you to be late. You have to go to school.

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He goes, Mama, I don't
want to go to school. Everybody

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hates me. The teachers, the
students, the custodians. Everybody hates me.

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She goes, Johnny, it's six
thirty. You're gonna make me angry.

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You gotta get up and go to
school. Johnny goes, But why,

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Mama, She goes, because you're
the principal. Yeah, you're in

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their principal, right, like Jim
Belushi, Remember that the principal Remember twenty

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in the movie Graduate, I go
this is my turn? I don't know.

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Yeah, forecast, right, isn't
it? On bas three Change?

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When you watch TV, they should
review that movie shouldn't be better? Lucy,

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Hey, here's what they should review
too. My girlfriend high, we

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were making out on a couch,
crazy man, crazy crazy, crazy crazy,

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and guess what happens? Her tooth
falls out? What really sucked up?

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Her tooth felt underneath the pillow,
soo ended up leaving her dollar?

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Yes, a dollar. Hey,
it wouldn't even cost your dollar. If

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you watch Cool World Order on YouTube? Is that the oblos boris? Come

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on, man, Vampires, let's
go brother seven seasons. Wow, man,

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I've been so busy doing all this
stuff here with the shows and find

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out a place to shoot the show. And again I'm back. Ben put

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me back here and little John so
which is fine by me. But here

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I broke my glasses and I haven't
had any time to replace them, so

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I've been drinking out of my hands. Oh many, you wouldn't hear something

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crazy? So I was shopping and
some woman, I don't know what the

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heck possessor to do this. So
she looks at me and she comes over

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to me and she says, hey, I'm penn sexual. I said,

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WHOA, guess what, I'm deep
dish sexual. Let's go get a thin

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crust and talk about it. Man, Hey, you know what I guess

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who loves thin crust. That's right, Mikey g the man to play some

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badass guitar. That's right. On
promo shorts on FCC, free on Instagram,

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Mike e G. Check him beautiful
stuff. You know, But I

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told you I grew up tough neighborhood
prokial school. Remember that very tough prochial

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school. Our Lady of broken windows
and the other one. You know.

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After I graduated from fourth grade,
I went to you know, Saint Rocky's

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got Ozianos. You guys probably don't
get the reference. But he was a

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botch. But that's okay because my
nephew, he attends squa out in the

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suburbs, and he was telling me
that it's really not that tough. In

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fact, the bully is passive aggressive. He never never takes share lunch.

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Right, you would just go up
to you and say, are you gonna

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eat all that? Very passive aggressive
man, you know. Getting back to

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my girlfriend, I gotta say one
thing about I know. I tell you

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it's a tumultuous relationship. But she
knows a lot about wine, especially which

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wine goes with your breakfast cereal.
She knows a lot about that. Oh

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my gosh. You know, I've
been having trouble sleeping, you know,

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with all this pressure to be number
one, okay, and to keep everything

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so clean okay, with all the
silly jokes and the promos would be as

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three changing the way you watch DV
with g oh, I mean, mikey

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man, I can't sleep. So
you know what I decided. And when

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I got one of those tapes that
you could hear the ocean, Yeah,

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you could hear the ocean. And
you know what, I put the tape

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on the other night and I started
to nod off. I guess what happened.

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I heard in the background help,
Oh my gosh, um. I

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wanted to take some sad news.
The Pillsbury doughboy, you know, the

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guy you're poke on the stomach.
Yeah, well man, he's really really

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hurt. He was down in Florida
vacationing. He was on the sun from

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when I his name was out there
for a long period of time, and

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he ended up burning his buns.
Hey. You know what I say,

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suns out, buns out or buns
out, sons out. Whatever. Hey,

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listen, ladies and gentlemen, I
love you man, you know,

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I hope, I hope. I
hope you wake up every morning and thank

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the Lord did you get another day. You know, take some punches,

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throw some punches, put yourself in
a position to win the day. And

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you're only going to do that if
you keep fighting a good fight and you

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have a positive attitude. Yeah,
I'm trying to have a positive attitude before.

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Maybe I gotta tell you about my
granddaughter. You've seen her in some

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of these episodes. Well, she's
six years old. We were at the

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mall. You had to go to
the farmer at Sea to pick up some

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stuff from my other little granddaughter.
And here we got back to the house

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and she had pulled out a candy
bar and I thought to myself, we'll

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wait a minute. She couldn't pay
for that, and I know I didn't

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pay for it, so it was
interesting. Yeah, I thought that was

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very interesting. So I said,
honey, we gotta we gotta go back.

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So we jumped back into the car
and we drove back to the mall,

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but this time we went to the
jewelry store. You had a strike

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while the iron's high, right,
Okay, listen, I love you guys.

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I did your peace for as much
as you can. Right, have

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a great day. See you next
week. Sorry about the little delay,

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all right, sorry