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All right, let's get started with
what some people prefer. More Over,

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the show is the Minnesota Goodbye.
So if you've discovered this Minnesota Goodbye and

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your first time listener, welcome.
Basically, it is a podcast that is

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mostly emails that we read from you, and then we get off on tangents.

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We just tell dirty, dirty stories, and I'm gonna I'm gonna tell

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the dirty version right now of my
acceptance speech at them. There was a

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radio award maybe tennis years or so
ago, and one of the people who

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won this radio award. There was
twenty five of us who won this,

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like you know whatever lifetime Achievement award, and one of them was Rick D's.

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Now remember the name Rick D's.
He was a big, big national

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DJ back in the eighties when I
first started in radio, and he had

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a countdown show kind of like you
know, like like the Ryan Seacrest Show,

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and it was like the Rick D's
Weekly Top forty. And I loved

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Rick D's. He was my hero. I wanted to be Rick D's and

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he and Casey Casey more they at
the same time. Casey was a little

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bit earlier. Casey was probably from
nineteen seventy on and Rick D's was probably

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from nineteen eighty two on and Rick
D's was my hero, and I had

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an autograph picture of him that said
go Dave Go, and I treasured it

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and I used to listen to Rick
D's. So I was accepting this award.

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It was late night at this radio
convention, and people had kind of

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been drinking in The room was maybe
one third full because a lot of people

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had gone home, which sucked to
begin with because it's a full day conference.

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It starts in the morning, so
at that point people had already left

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for dinner or whatever. They were
sick of being in the conference room,

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so that part already stuck. That
they held it in the evening when people

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weren't ready to leave. Yep,
so Foulons in the front row. Steve's

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there too, but I don't think
Steve's Steve was. I don't remember Steve

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in this story, but I remember
you in the front couple of rows being

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supportive. And so here's the story
that I told, the speech that I

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gave. I can't believe I'm nominated
with somebody like Rick D's because Rick D's

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he was given this award two and
Rick D's is my hero. As a

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matter of fact, on Saturday nights, my girlfriend would be in my bedroom

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in my apartment need to have sex, while I'd be on the couch listening

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to Rick D's on the radio while
my girlfriend was in the bedroom masturbating with

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a vibrator, and I wouldn't come
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then fallon went, which was such
a bad story and so vulgar, and

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it just didn't really work out.
And I remember that. To me,

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it was a funny story because it
showed how much I chose radio over sex.

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Yeah, but nobody thought it was
funny and nobody laughed, and there

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was nobody there anyway. Yeah,
that was an interesting night. It was

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just weird because that happened. And
then I felt bad for you because because

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no one laughed, and like everyone
knows that feeling to tell a joke,

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but then to do it in front
of all your peers and no one laughed.

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I didn't care. I mean,
it did suck, but it was

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It's funny now. And then that
same night there was another idol of mine.

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His name was Scott Shannon. That's
one of the one that makes me

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And tell it the way you remember
it okay. So he had a nickname

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that he used to call himself,
Scott Shannon, big huge radio station and

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the biggest radio station in New York
City. Was just like Katie WB.

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Usually at these events, you know, people will come up to Dave and

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tell him they're a big fan.
So you don't really see Dave doing that

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to a lot of people. But
he got hype seeing this guy, and

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he's like, oh man, and
he like goes up and he says his

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little tagline to it, Ramon.
So I went up, and he would

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call himself Rammon, jamm and Michael
Scott Shannon, and that's how he talked.

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And so he did that, and
I walked up and said that and

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put his hand out like, oh
man, I got a picture with you,

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and Mike Shannon have the most annoyed
look on his face, like God,

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shut the fucking get your picture and
leave. He did, yeah,

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And I was like, one was
so awkward, But that was part of

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his charm in a way. He
was well, Now, I didn't know

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who was then, but now that
I've seen his stuff, I think he's

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retired. Now he's retired. Yeah, he's He had like the attitude of

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like I think that was his character
right to kind of be an ass.

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He was very curmudgeonly, kind of
an ass, and like he was in

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the radio business, he was not
to be fucked with. And he was

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a powerhouse right up until the time
he retired, but especially back when he

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had this Z one hundred, which
is still on the air and Elvis Duran

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as the morning show host on there. So there's a story about Scott Shannon

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that goes something like this, because
I interviewed to work on Scott Shannon Show

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when I was probably twenty eight or
so years old. So I flew out

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there and somebody told me this story. They said, Scott Shannon brought one

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guy into his office one time in
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their offices. I think we're in
the Empire State Building. He brought him

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into his office to sit down,
have a seat. Why what's up,

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Have a sit down, have a
seat. I'm gonna take a picture of

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you. He pulls out a polaroid
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this guy and he's like, oh
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out good. And he's shaken it, you know, he's looking at it.

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He's like, take a look.
Guy's like confused. He's like,

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wow, I'm yeah. I mean, I guess it's good. He goes,

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well, you keep it because that's
a picture of you and your last

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day at Z one hundred. Because
he was firing him and that's how he

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fired him. That's awful. It's
awful. But that's the kind of guy.

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If this story is true, and
I believe every word of it,

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that's the kind of guy that he
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his charm. Well maybe on the
air, I'm sure that doesn't think he

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was a very good person to work
with. Maybe I'm wrong, but that

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story doesn't take it slid. I
think I think that you you respected Scott

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Shannon. Yeah, and you had
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maybe you know what that you probably
couldn't get away with that in twenty twenty

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three, but I'm going to try
that with Drake one day. I'm gonna

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try that with Drake. I'm gonna
bring Drake in. I'm gone. You

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have a polaroid I can borrow I
actually do. Yeah, okay, bring

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it in tomorrow. Bought one too, He bought one of like Arcs Value

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Village or something. My stepson bought
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week. He's very into photography now. It's this thing, isn't funny?

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Allison, we were in Italy on
vacation in twenty fourteen and she found a

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polaroid camera at a store and she
was it was a marvel to her.

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She was probably twenty one years old. She had never seen or heard of

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a polaroid camera and she was like, Dad, it prints out a picture

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right away. I'm like, whoa, that's coming. How expensive the film

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is? And then quickly quite prohibitive
using it? All Right, here we

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go, Lisa write, Since my
second time writing, I want to share

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that I absolutely love this podcast.
I look forward to listening every day.

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I get a few things that would
like to mention or discuss and try to

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make this as short as possible.
I have a four year old she loves

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watching the Toy Story movies. Dave. You mentioned the podcast last Thursday that

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somebody said you look like Al Franken. What's your glasses on? Laugh emoji?

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After watching these movies over and over
again, I've come to the conclusion

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you look like Woody Fallon. Do
you see it? That's not the first

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time I heard that it looked like
woody. It's yeah, you do,

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I mean, and I feel I
think it's great you realize that. But

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yeah, that has been one that's
been talked about for quite some time.

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And you do have a it's your
face shape, is what it is.

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I thought it was the string coming
out of my back. Noah, God,

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No, okay, no laundry question. If you do your family's laundry,

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who is responsible for emptying the pockets
so they don't go through the wash

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the person doing the laundry or the
person who wears it. Let me tell

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you sore spot in my household.
I do all the laundry in my house,

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including my husband's, and he believes
it's my job to empty the pockets.

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I don't think that's right. I'm
doing a favor him a favor by

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washing his clothes put him away.
The least he can do is check his

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pockets. If something is left in
his pockets that gets ruined, well that's

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too fucking bad. I am not
taking the blame or feel sorry whatsoever.

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I am on your side, Lisa, one hundred and ten percent. I'm

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going to guess your boyfriend also doesn't
replay. Your husband also doesn't replace the

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toilet paper. He also probably pisses
on the toilet seat and leaves big shit

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smudges in the bath in the toilet
bowl, and that's just the way he

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is. So I was gonna,
I'm gonna say it is not your problem

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to take things out of the pockets. Yeah, Jake and I do our

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own laundry, so I would really
Yeah, I do mine, he does

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his, and then we take turns
out of olives like just whoever notices her

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baskets full or she's out of Bundy's, we washed her stuff. And I

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honestly don't have many things with pockets, And even if I do, I

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don't put things in my pockets,
usually because I have a purse, so

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I never check pockets. I throw
everything into the washing machine and I never

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have an issue, luckily. Yeah, I'm sure your husband's a lovely person.

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I didn't mean to be so hard
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it's like, well, of course
you take your own things out of your

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pockets. Of course, you dave. A long time ago, you sang

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some Nights by Fun. It wasn't
a parody, but just singing. It

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was absolutely hilarious. You were singing
it so high pitch and screaming at the

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end. I was laughing so hard. I would love to hear you play

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that again if you have access to
it. Oh wow, conveniently it's only

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a minute long, So here we
go. Some nights I stay passion in

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my bad luck. Sometimes I call
it draw. Some nights I wish that

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my lips could build a castle.
Sometimes I wish they just fall off,

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But I still wake up backs he'll
see your ghost lord. I'm still not

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sure what I stand for? Whoa? What do I stand for? What

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do I stand for? Most nice? I don't know anyma whoa whoa?

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Oh, whoa, whoa? Whoa? Come on? Come on? No,

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oh man, Just for clarity.
At no point that I ever think

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that sounded good, I was actually
trying to do harmony, and I don't

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know. I don't know how to
do harmony. Harmony impresses me so much.

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When I see people just naturally sing
along in harmony, I know I

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don't get it. Chow writes in
fallon Things for the Zingers. Now I

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got some jokes to tell my nine
year old daughter. Dave, do you

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know why you're so funny? It's
because you have some percentage of Asian in

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you. Yes, I'm twenty percent
Asian. Jenny. Every time that I

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poop, I think of you.
Weird Jenny. Are you honored? I

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am honored, honestly. Thank you
and Drake, you are a great addition

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to the team, always laughing and
making everyone smile. So that can't ko

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pushing delete? I always try.
I always say out loud, pushing delete

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because if I don't delete it,
then our last foul in the next day.

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Did we read this one? And
then I'm like, I don't know.

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Help, Stacy says, I know
the pink eye issues from couple of

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days ago. This won't get to
you till Monday. But there are two

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kinds of pink eye, bacterial and
viral. Bacterial happens from poop particles in

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your eyes, So yes, picking
your butt can give you bacterial pink eye.

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Didn't we dispel that myth last week? I'm not really sure point because

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there are two different types, and
I didn't argue it when she sent in

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the email. But I know that
it can cause pink eye. But I

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agree that there probably are two different
Just like when you get sick, you

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have to check off its viral or
bacterial, and but I didn't make that

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up as it like you will go
over the top with it as a joke.

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Obviously, Dave, I don't think
you picked your butt and stuck your

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hand in your eye. That's why
I have a stye, although it could

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have happened, but I didn't want
to argue with the email last week because

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her family had a different experience.
But it really can come from that.

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You could, like literally just google
it. It's one of the top.

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It's yes, it can. It
worries me that poop is everywhere because people

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will come to the bathroom not wash
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bit of poop on this, they'll
get poop on that whatever. Pretty soon

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there's poop on the countertops. There's
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Now, let's go to an eye
doctor, because an eye doctor wrote

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in pretty sure everybody else doesn't want
to keep hearing about eyes. I'm here

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to chime in as an eye doctor, but I want to let you know,

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don't do the home remedies that people
are saying. We don't recommend baby

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shampoo, we don't recommend the shot
glass with the cupful of the salt water

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in it, held up to your
eye, use your hot bead hack in

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the microwave. That is what we
recommend, but people don't always do it

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as much as they should. Guilty, do ten to fifteen minutes at least

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three or four times a day more
if you want to gone sooner, and

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most importantly, do it an extra
day or two after it feels totally fine.

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You can be left with little scar
tissue in the gland if you stop

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too soon, and the little bump
will stay there forever if you start getting

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them repeatedly. There are maintenance things
we can do, but hopefully it's just

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a one and done and you won't
need to worry about that anytime soon.

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Any other eye related questions, let
me know. Have a great weekend,

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doctor Gina. So thank you,
Doctor Gina. Appreciate that one. I'm

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hitting delete because if I don't delete
it, you see, it won't be

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deleted. Right. Okay, now
I lost track. Hold on, heard

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the email about you guy, your
podcast skiing Quiet. I thought maybe I

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was the only one I listened every
day. I might drive home from work

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and I have to turn my volume
up on my phone and car almost all

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the way to hear it properly weird. Sometimes Dave is quiet and Fallon is

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loud, and the other days it's
opposite. That one doesn't always happen,

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but it has happened a handful of
times. Want to let you know that

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others are having the same issue as
well. Not sure if there's anything you

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can do, but I thought i'd
write in to let you know. Hope

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you guys have a great weekend.
Love your show and podcast From Brianna.

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I tried to make adjustments last week
and I could not find the way to

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make adjustments. So let me know
if that continues, because if it is,

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then we got to figure out a
better solution. Yeah, maybe they

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can turn up the vox pro that
we record on or something. I don't

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know. My wife and I just
watched Vivarium. It's the movie on Netflix

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with all the greenhouses. That's the
one we watched. Yet we thought it

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was really good. Strange, weird
and good. Not two thumbs up,

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but one. Thanks for sharing.
I thought I really liked it because it

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was the most different movie I've seen
in a really long time. So that's

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why I really enjoyed it, and
that I believe it is going to do

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it for the Minnesota Goodbye Today.
Always love your email, sendals into Ryan

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Show at Katie and we'll catch you
next time on the Minnesota Goodbye