Black Sea. What live from the Engles Studios. It's the twenty twenty three
game on mocks Draft. Now let's throw it on over to John Ellis for
today's first pick. Yes, you are looking live at the two thousand and
twenty three game on first run of our mocking the mock Draft that you heard.
We got a different twist on it today, folks, we're getting down
to business. I am picking on behalf of Mike Carolina Panthers. You are
seven rounds worth of picks. Trey is gonna pick seven picks for his Pittsburgh
Steelers. But there's a twist. What are we picking here today? We
are picking cartoon characters. It's okay, let's do this all right. So
on the clock, the Carolina Panthers with the first overall pick in the mocking
I thought about this. Okay, the Panthers, they need a lot of
things, but they need a quarterback who is in command, a guy who's
an elevator, a guy who can you know, get out of trouble and
has size too too. So the first overall pick in the twenty twenty three
Game on Mock Draft Cartoon Character Edition, the Carolina Panthers select Bugs Bunny.
Now, now he's got height to him. I'll give him that, But
is that because of his ears? What's his actual height? I think I
think we need to take into account. He maybe six seven with his ears,
looks and mel It's all the things you look for in a quarterback.
Great voice in the huddle, great ability to improvise, gets out of trouble.
And the ears at heights. So I can't see on his ears,
but the ears technically at height takes. We're gonna go with Bugs Bunny number
one overall, and now on the clock with the second overall, pick Burgh
Steelers. It's Trey Falco. Well, the Pittsburgh Steelers are coming in at
seventeenth overall, they're gonna pick. I think they need an offensive tackle.
They really need to. They really need to cement that offensive line. And
I think who better than Hector the Bulldog. I mean, so, if
he can protect Tweetie Bird, I think it's a given that he could protect
Kenny Pickett in the pocket. Good, So Hector the Bulldog. I like
to pick a lot there. Trade's very good, very good opportunity. The
second pick for the Carolina Panthers is now you start to look at what else
they need. You know, they've got the pass rush with Brian Burns,
They've got good interior defensive line, but they need a stout individual inside on
the offensive line. Arson Corbett coming off surgery there, you just don't know.
They've got a center of course in Bradley Bowsman the leg, but can
he stay healthy. So with the second pick for the Carolina Panthers in the
twenty twenty three game on Mocking the Mock Draft, we're gonna go with Patrick
Starr at red guard, hectrick star who comes in. He's got a great
center of gravity. He's got the kind of guards center frame. You ways
see, he can get out in space, and he's got the attitude you
look for that you know, not to me, he's just he's he's a
he's a meat hit you got you want to meet head. So Patrick Starr
my second overall pick in the game on Mocking the Mock Draft, Trey,
you're on the clock. All right, Well, the Pittsburgh Steelers with their
second overall draft. Now now, now this time we're gonna focus a little
bit on defense. Um, and you know, some people say, you
know, why why don't we why don't we draft a cornerback. Now,
I think we can save the cornerback for a little bit later. Maybe this
is a little bit of a wild card. Maybe we go with something like
a safety. I'm thinking maybe maybe pick us in Happy Lapew He's got he's
got the gump, and he's got a little bit of attitude. He can
be anywhere that he needs to be. And the stinch. Nobody's gonna want
a card against lap Boy. He dominates the backfield, all right. He's
an a racer. Yeah, that's what he is to backfield. You're gonna
get away from the stinch there, get through this exercise here. So the
Panthers are back in the with a third pick. Again, we've covered quarterback.
We have covered, of course, offensive line with Patrick Starr. Now
we're gonna go the third pick for the Carolina Panthers. They've got running back
covered with Miles Sanders. They've got receivers there. But you know, I
want to add some depth of running back. I want to add somebody who
can get through the hole and can really make things happen. We need a
bully back there. So the Tasmanian Devil is gonna be my pick. Tasmanian
devil running back out of Warner Brothers. I believes this Warner Brothers in the
game one mock draft. So I've gotten right now Bugs Bunny as my quarterback.
Patrick Starr is my right guard, backing up Austin Corbett. Project for
the future, by the way, and he's gonna need a lot of future
future maybe squint rods on my board here. And of course Tasmanian Devil running
backslash fullback. I think fullbacks a better fit. We're gonna move Yeah,
we're gonna move in to fullback because they get you. Honestly, when you
look at his size, frame, speed, build traits, he's got the
traits of a full back. Physical mean, sob put in their fullback and
let him lead block from all centers. Tasmanian Devil for me. All right.
So coming in at the third overall pick for the Pittsburgh Steelers, I
think we're looking We're still focusing a little bit of that defense. Need to
round out that's that steel curtain. Yeah, so I went with a linebacker.
I thought, who better than Yosemite Sam. He's got the attitude,
you know, he's I mean, he's a little on the smaller side,
but I mean, I think he makes up for it with just pure grit
and just your grit bite. Yes, I think he's gonna get in there.
I think he's gonna lead that defense good. I like, you know,
Panthers. Now we're the fourth pick, we're on the clock. You
know, you need a kicker in this league to survive, and they've got
a good one at Eddie Pinneuro. But Eddie Pinyeuro has had some inconsistency of
the past. And I'm a big believer in redemption stories. I want somebody
I can bring in and work with in terms of hey, you've been down
a little bit. Eddie Pinyearrow was the guy who missed a big kick.
So with the fourth pick, the Carolina Panthers a kicker are gonna take from
the Charles Schultz collection. Charlie Brown, Hey, I'm a big fire and
second chances. And look, I wouldn't say there's character issues here for this
young man. Look he's got a little bit of an issue there in terms
of past, missus. If you've seen Charlie got over the years, things
have happened. Thanks Lucy for that. And we will see if Charlie Brown
can overcome some of what he faced there. I mean, I think he's
got a strong leg. I think he's I think he's I think that's a
solid shi We got a good holder there that keeps the ball down for him
this time. That'll be up to you, Johnny Hecker, but I'm picking
Charlie Brown as my kicker with the fourth pick for the Panthers. Let's keep
this thing roll right. Coming in for the fourth pick for the Pittsburgh Steelers,
now, we're gonna take a look at that quarterback position now as the
time, I think it's a safe place in that draft. We've kind of
drafted other things that we needed to fit this puzzle piece. We're gonna round
it out. Quarterback coming in with the fourth pick overall is going to be
Sylvester. Oh yeah, Sylvester the Cat. I know that's a little bit
of a wild card, but I mean he's shown him time and time again
how well he can, you know, break the cage, get in there,
get tweety bird. If he can get tweetebird, I think he can
get in there and get a quarterback the fifth pick for the Carolina Panthers.
We're gonna keep going offensive line here. You need strength, you need stout
people inside. We talked offensive line. We went right guard backup earlier,
and we're gonna go left guard backup earlier here to give some strength to Brady
Christiansen in terms of his backup. So with my fifth pick with the Carolina
Panthers, we're going with left guard Peter Griffin. Oh okay, Look,
here's the thing. When you break down the NFL draft, you go look
for trades, but you'll have to see something in somebody that looks like a
guard. Exact Peter Griffin with the buttchin, with the big head. He
looks like me in a lot of ways. He can plug him in.
He's a plug and play guy left guard. He give me your swing tackle,
and he's got the demeanor I think to be a calming influence on that
offensive line. Peter Griffin is my fifth picks I'm getting I'm on the stat
matchup here. This is nice. This is nice. I don't I'm not
exclusive to looney tones. Hire an agent my mine. Mine has a little
bit of a theme going on here. If you haven't notice, Yes,
So coming in at U, what picking by the fifth, fifth pick?
You're actually fifth sixth? Oh my next pick, you're five. Yeah,
my fifth pick. Come on, So we're going in with an edge,
an edge rusher. I went with Wiley coyote. Oh, Wiley coyote getting
around the edge, Yeah, exactly. I think I think he's cunning enough.
I think he you know, he's had a little bit of trouble with
some players in the past, you know, and that's that's I'm not gonna
fault him on that. Sometimes you get out smarted on the field, and
that happens, that's right. But I think I think he's got the smarts
and the gumption to go and uh make those big plays. All right.
That's a good pick. I liked that a lot. He's got a good
bind around the edge too. It's a guy that can really get the lean
you need. And he's just get lightning fast off the end. And he's
no, he's no, you know, stranger to taking a hit. That's
it. That's right, all right. So we're gonna go again. We're
gonna back defensive line here for the Carolina Panchiones with the sixth pick. And
again I'm looking for mass I'm looking for people that are built like stumps,
like tree trunks. I want to see as it look like just absolutely just
one big tree stuff. So I'm thinking six pick Fred Flintstone, defensive tackle.
That's a Hannah Barbara collection. It's a good one represented by Hannah Barbara.
It's Fred Flintstone, New Carolina fantas defensive tackle Barney. No, it's
just you. Fred Barney's not coming. Let's go. You can't bring Bam
Bamber pebbles. Let's do this. He plays just like he does when he
bowls up on his tip toe. He's got the twinkle toes. He'll tell
you that your defensive tackle. We just talked about Brian Brazzi, who in
no way, shape or form resembles Fred Flintstone. But I will say this
in terms of quickness, yes, first step getting inside of that a gap
and you beat a three technique. Fred Flintstone has the size and the quickness
to do it. My friend, I like him in my six overall picked.
That's good. That's a good call. So coming in with the six
overall pick for the Pittsburgh Steelers, we're looking for a nose tackle, an
inside defensive line. I went with and I had to look this guy up
too, because I wasn't actually sure of his name. Gossamer you know,
the big red, hairy guy. I want to love him, to keep
him from my very own gossamer. Yeah, they're reaching here. Okay,
there you go. I think he's got the size. I think that's what
what seals it here. I mean he's a he's quite the sizeable guy.
See it's got summer. It's a six overall pick. Okay, the Panthers
And now where we're thankfully the last pick of the Panthers draft. Here,
seventh overall pick. And look, uh, once again, you need somebody
to back up this quarterback that's gonna come at again, Bugs Bunny, first
overall pick is gonna be your franchise face. But you got Andy Dalton back
him up right now. And Andy is no spring chicken. So what you're
gonna do is somebody in there with leadership skills, with the ability to get
out of trouble, manage crisis situations. No nobody better than Woody from Toy
Story Woody pick and again, Woody will be my quarterback of the future when
Bugs Bunny does decide to hang him up one day, or we can trade
him out for somebody else. True Woody from Toy Story, it's my final
pick in the draft solid, he's a he's a project. Again saw throughout
the Pixar series towards Story one, two, and three what he was always
able to manage crisis and get his friends back in the toy box. I'm
gonna coach him up like big Aldud. Fix that arm up and we'll be
great. Add a little stuff in. There's my Carolina Panthers for you in
the game on the Steeler the seventh pick over all the Steelers, I think
finally we're gonna we're gonna focus on a little bit offense here. We're gonna
go with a wide receiver. I'm gonna pick Daffy Duck. He's kind of
the upset here. Yeah, deceiver Daffy Duck. I think Daffy Duck's an
all around her. I think you could put him in any position. Oh
yeah, I think You've shown time and time again he has the cunning and
the and just the wherewithal to play any position on the field. And I
think, who better to have a wide receiver than somebody with a little bit
of attitude, somebody that's really gonna give it to the defense. I think
that's what we need. I think we need that attitude Daffy Duck. This
has been great. This has been the twenty twenty three NFL mocking the mock
Draft on Game odd Man. In to round it up there, my first
overall pickle was Bugs Bunny quarterback. In yours was it was Hector the Bulldog.
Hector the Bulldog. Well, hope we enjoyed this edition of the twenty
twenty three Game odd Draft. As Crisper would say, and now it's time
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