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Uh, well, hello everybody,
it's Cecily Nobler. I think you know

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me. This feels a little different
and weird. I don't know. I

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don't know over here. That's supposed
to be John Trable to well, I

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don't know over here, So don't
do that at your next Mad TV audition.

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That sounded not like that's like a
I'm doing John Travelta, but it's

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a it's animated, guys, it's
not really John Travelta, it's his brother.

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Come on, guys, look,
you can't always get the A lister.

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Dude. We tried something different because
it's our Thursday show and it's and

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just like that, I got syphilist
um because and it makes sense that I

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would lead us into this with my
co host here, Stephanie Wilder Taylor,

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because I'm obsessed with the show from
day one. You are well, not

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this show, the real show Sex
in the City. Yes, with the

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real show, because this is this
is anything but a real show. And

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it's kind of why we're here.
It's kind of why we're dedicating an entire

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like segment of Rose Pricks, because
we have a lot of opinions. Takes

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as no kids says as we say, because we're the kids. Now,

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Yeah, exactly, that's what I
meant. That's what I totally meant.

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Um, Well, let me ask
you something that I feel like I've never

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asked you. I swear to God, I've never asked you this before we

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get into this, so you know
who we are. Just in case you

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missed us talking about this stuff.
If you were Carrie Bradshaw and you had

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to choose, you were like going
to choose between Aiden m Burger Um,

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Alexander Petrovsky that's Burshnakough or mister Big. Okay, who would you choose?

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Okay? Is it? Is it
mister Big or Big Christopher nath of the

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grossly like trying to have sex with
young starlets. No, no, no,

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it's not theirs. It's their characters. It's not the actors. Okay,

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well sometimes that's hard. That's fair, fair, fair question. Okay,

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then it would be Big of course. Now I've had this argument with

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so many people that I just kind
of gave up, Like I kind of

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just didn't leave the house for a
couple of years because I was like,

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Okay, I can't It's just like
I can't do it, and I can't

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tell you how many friends I have
that yelled at me. Let's say fifteen

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years ago, just like what it's
Aiden. Of course it's Aiden. I'm

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like the guy who wears turquoise jewelry. Oh god, turquoise jewelry for guy?

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No, no, never first no, he and honestly he'd be behind.

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Wait, who is the other guy
you said that? The one who

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broke no Alexander? Oh a Burger. I picked Burger before I would pick

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Aiden, and we're kind of fucked
up. Of course we would choose,

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but like yes, Hell yelled at
me on Twitter for that too, because

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I said I'd like to see him
show up again, and everyone's like,

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what the post it note? I
mean, he's a bad god, but

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he's changed. You guys, listen. He couldn't be happy for her before

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because you know, he was a
writer and he had a professional jealousy.

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But you know, which we all
understand. But he's not like that,

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you guys. He first of all, he sold a screenplay Number one did.

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Yeah, he really got his own
success under him. And she was

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ragging. She was she was she
didn't understand, like men have fragile egos

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and I don't you know, that's
not all on him. Honestly though,

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she was like she got her royalty
check or whatever her her advance, remember,

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and she like plops down at dinner
with this really expensive shirt for him

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and holds up her like because my
book in France, and she holds up

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her check. I would break up
with her on a post it note.

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I think it was actually honestly,
he got more than I would have given.

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I would have left right. I
would have been like, I have

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to go to the bathroom and I
wouldn't have come. Oh my god,

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I love it. I love you. This is why we podcast together because

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you know what not everybody understands us
I know, but Aiden so and also

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so, and no spoilers, I
promise, but because I'm a critic that

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I've gotten seven episodes, so I
know, and I'm not gonna do any

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You're not going to know anything.
But I've seen a lot of things.

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I can I just guess something.
I'm sure I guessed that Aiden hasn't changed

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that much. He's still really nice. And listen, we don't know,

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we don't know yet. I'll tell
you that, but I will say this.

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I nice is fine. We don't
want to talk anyone else of being

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nice. It's just like as someone
as we talk about attachment issues, he

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was too secure, how boring?
Uh yeah. Also, I don't know,

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he was also like kind of disingenuous
to me. He totally he just

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he didn't really know her. He
projected what he wanted in a relationship onto

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her and it wasn't really her.
And I think she could sense that.

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Oh my god, that is totally
it. And the reason she went back

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the second time, you know,
in the show, was because she all,

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you know, it was in her
head like you got to choose the

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guy who loves you. You got
to choose someone, you know, stop

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with the big stuff, stop with
these awful, like fucked up guys,

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Like this is a guy who loves
you. Right, So she did,

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she did try. I mean,
I oh god, but you're right.

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He was totally projecting Anne. Later, as I've said in Sexton City the

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movie part two, he kissed her
and Alba Dobby and he was married.

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Yeah too. Not that great.
Not that great. So I'm sorry Aiden

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that you had some her feelings,
but like, please go Sam some floors.

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Now, Okay, I'm gonna say
this before we even start. We're

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not we we love we both loved
Sex in the City a lot, Cecily

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even more than I. She was
more obsessed with it. I think I

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really did a little bit more y
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but both of us have We're not
going to be taking it easy on

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this show. It's this this this
show has a lot of flaws. So

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if you're just like, oh,
I'm just a fan, what, like,

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God, the writing is so great, well, this might not be

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the podcast for you. Yeah,
we're not about s no, but I

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will say and you will, you
will like this. I watched I am

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up to episode three. I'm where
all the regular people the Plebeians are.

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Episode three was not as bad as
episode one and two. So as rough

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as I'm going to be on these
first two episodes, episode three is genuinely

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better. Hashtag gets better. It
really really does, and it gets better

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every time. Four is better than
they're like. There's a lot of there's

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some there's some hope. When I
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it's not Sex and the City good, but right, there's some hope,

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you know what it is. They
calm down a little bit, the writers

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calm down, and they stopped trying
so hard to make each thing be like,

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oh so quippy. It's just it's
so you know, I guess it

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always was the feeling of it's written
by too many gay men. It's writing

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about women's issues. Yes, yes, And I think they could have like

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slowed down on that or realized that
their mistake with that, but they didn't.

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Oh girl, like it's the way, oh girl, those shoes.

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What have I ever we've hung out? We've been friends for over twenty years.

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Have we ever like hung out and
you've been like, oh girl,

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your shoes are fire. Now you've
never said that to me, and we

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would. Honestly, I feel bad
every time I leave your like if we

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go out to lunch, I feel
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I'm I need to get better at
giving compliments. Girl, girl shoes,

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girl love them? Okay you now, can you just gonna have to wonder

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like, am I a gay man, a drag queen, or just like

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a really good girlfriend? Well?
All those could all be the same thing.

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I know, I know, all
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point episode one, Okay opens up, which is like all about First of

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all, it's about the met Gala, which they keep calling the met Ball

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and wasn't I read that. Uh, wasn't it because they didn't get permission?

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I would imagine, so otherwise it
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right, Like why would they Yeah, it made no sense. Why

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would they not have permission? Yeah, I just didn't know if you read

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it. If you read I hadn't
read that. But I'm sure she's like,

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hell no, but yeah, the
Kardashians are allowed in, but they

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can't. I guess they must have
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Like I guess maybe they had to
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because just in case someone takes it
really literally, we can't have that.

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Okay, I get us. Well, so it's a different It's not the

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Met Gala, you guys. Okay, it's the Met Ball. It's different

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anyway. Opening scene they give you
the scenes from like, you know whatever

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years ago, and then they tell
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the scenes from season one, which
was you know, so they remind us

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that they died in the shower of
blah blah blah. Then it's like they,

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okay, so Big died. He
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kind of the star of the show. Honestly, and then he just dies

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in the shower and everyone now has
a black friend. Okay, and let's

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open season two and so like that, right, So they open up and

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every couple, okay, is wearing
some beautiful dressing gown okay, because they're

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all about to fuck their husbands,
even the ones who have been in a

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relationship for many years, twenty years, twenty years, they're somehow dressing up.

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Now. Listen, I am not
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am going to say I think that
married couples do not They do not dress

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for bed every night and walk in
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a lot of these people have kids. So things are happening like late at

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night, like very late at night, and in the summer, like not

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at all late at night, like
you know, or maybe early in the

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morning or you know, the guy
rolls over, grabs a boob and then

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like how you have a quickie.
There's no, you're not lighting candles and

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like dressing up and what did everybody
like do they call each other and go,

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okay, I want you to wear
that, like the black what are

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you going to wear to night to
fuck your husband? The black silk?

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Like long it feels almost like,
you know what I'd rather they do instead

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of like these negliges that nobody has. Wouldn't it be funny if they came

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out in like old timey like little
dressing gowns. Was like a little lantern,

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yeah, and a sleeping hat.
That's what I would be. It

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would be like just one of those
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Yes, yes, in a light
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that idea. Okay, I think
yes, So all of them come out.

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So we've got Carrie, by the
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because Big died. I don't know
if you guys remember that, but Carrie

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frank she's still seeing Franklin, who
she the podcast producer that she made out

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with right at the end of that
like in the elevator or something. Yes,

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so now he's in her bed right. It's very cute. I have

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to say this, This actor is
very good looking. I've in Hernandez super

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cute. I don't know how many
podcast producers she needs, but he's one

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of them. Oh, there's just
a whole crew for a podcast that's that's

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apparently on the verge of getting canceled, but I don't know yet. But

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oh yeah, a lot a lot
of people working for her. She's a

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very important lady, m very important
who doesn't need to work, by the

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way, because she's very rich,
which we find out as well because you

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know big, right, so they
all like, yeah, they all come

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out to fuck their husbands. Naya's
yeah, Nia Naya, who is also

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kind of looking cute and dressed up
to watch porn. She watching porn.

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Yes, she's just watching Netflix.
No, she's she's there's a she's watching

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porn. Okay. See that's how
we know it's really not written by women

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for women, right, And it's
just it's all gay porn. You're like,

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okay, guys, I mean I
know there's women in the writer's room,

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now, there were before two,
but it wasn't like it just wasn't

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the Michael Patrick King vibe. Right, And I'm going to have a lot

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to say about and and this is
this is unlike me. But one of

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the things that really bothers me is
and I want to put this in such

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a way that I don't sound obnoxious
or get canceled myself. I try to

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be very careful with my words.
I absolutely am extremely liberal. A lot

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of people might even call me a
liptard if they're if they're all right people,

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but oh my god, I okay. And then there's this thing though,

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Right, so the show is very
very woke, and it reminds you

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how woke it is, like every
two seconds. But what it makes me

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feel is that the more they do
that, it's almost like they're being sarcastic.

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It's almost like, we're not that
woke, but like, look at

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all you woke people here here,
they're like making fun of being woke.

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Do you know what I mean to
lead, I thought the same I swear

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to you, I thought the same
thing. I was like, Okay,

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it's a joke. They're fucking with
us. They were given a note and

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they said we have to have this, this miss because this is what it

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is now, because we got a
lot of you know whatever, right,

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and this is yeah, and now
they're just being ridiculously over the topic to

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everyone's always scared of being canceled left
and right, like as if, oh

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my god, these liberals they're just
going to cancel you for anything, Like

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we all need to be careful anyway. So that's one thing that really annoys

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me. But okay, everybody's having
sex. They're all the couples. Miranda's

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in a pool having sex with Chay. Oh yeah, they're all they're all

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doing it. Okay, So then
uh then Carrie and the and Franklin are

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in bed and they're watching and he's
so this is realistic. So they're they're

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supposed to be just like fuck buddies. M just Thursday nights after they record

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the Okay, that's confusing too,
because they record the podcast I guess in

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the morning and then it's Thursday night, Fox, But like what happens?

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Why does it have to be thursdays? If you had all day in between?

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Right? I mean, are you
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and then he just comes home.
It doesn't make any thing. Nothing makes

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sense about this podcast story. And
he's wearing a very strange tank top if

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I recall, like I don't remember
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it was definitely I'm not saying you
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this tank top looks like there's rests
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Did you notice that with this tanktop, like it's toun like a woman it's

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I didn't even notice that, but
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not his problem. Yeah he's cute, He's really cute. Okay, I'll

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give him that. So yeah they
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but okay, So now it's the
morning though, and Franklin, we

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find out, loves just to lay
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if you're just if your whole thing
is that, you're like just it's not

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kind of an intimate thing to do, like, Okay, you've had sex,

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you've had your pillow talk, and
now you're laying in bed and he's

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doing his thing, which is to
watch cooking shows, like when you just

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have a buddy. But don't they
go? They usually like go home.

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I mean, I've remember my I
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mean I go. Huh, I
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so what it is? I know
what it is. Franklin wants to be

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in a relationship and Carrie doesn't.
She's not ready because like her husband just

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died yesterday. What if, like
we find out the time, the timing

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is, it's all just been one
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it's been like a year. It's
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but he wants more, as we
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hang around, right, But she
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She's like, oh, that's kind
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right, yes, okay, anyway, okay, So he doesn't cook

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and then carries like, I want
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why all of a sudden Ocause she's
the new Carrie, that's why. Right,

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she's lived all these whatever fifty five
years now whatever, she has all

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the this is okay, we'll get
to this. I don't want to get

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ahead of myself. Here's here.
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does a drop by. It's the
morning and Charlotte just shows up. No,

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who does that? Okay, hear
me out. I would never do

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that. That's a very good question. No one would do that. But

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hear me out, And I am
not in any way. This is not

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about Kristin Davis the actress. Okay, I don't think it's a very good

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actress. But like, unrelated,
what if they killed off Charlotte. I

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I'm not saying listen, I'm trying
to. I've been trying to get in

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this writer's room for like a super
long time. Would you be sad if

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they care? I mean, it'd
be a lot of people to kill off.

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You kill off Big Stamford because they
you know, and then like what

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if they just killed up and Samantha's
no longer there? Right? Well,

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but this still be a show because
I would not cry. She wouldn't cry,

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I know, but it would.
Here'd be the problem. Do you

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make it like it? Can we
just get rid of her somehow? Like

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she just gets a divorce and leaves
her family and most to Japan with Stamford,

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Like you have to do something like
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already too modelin Like would they already
ruin the whole first season by having it

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by having her husband die in the
shower when we just kind of got excited

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about they like finally got together,
right finally, after all this time and

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they finally figured their shit out,
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they've all been together and when they
could have just as I've said, stayed

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true to the character and made him
a fucking asshole that cheated on her.

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I admit nasty interesting like breakup and
then you know that's relatable, or you

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know what else they could have done
which I would have loved, is like,

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how about having the troubled guy love
being married and that and thus become

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kind of boring to carry because it's
like she couldn't quite ever have him,

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so now she does, and she's
like, why is this like oh filling?

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That is so interesting? Yes,
because she's always like this guy that

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she couldn't quite have. So instead
of having her be like, oh my

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god and just like that I have
everything I ever wanted and they're they're so

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stupid happy, how about have her
be like, why am I feeling unfulfilled?

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What is wrong with me? Oh? My god? That's genius.

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Trying to kind of do it in
the movie in the bat in the second

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movie where she was like, I'm
bored, we have to go out,

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get up, let's go, and
then she goes to Abadabi and kisses Aiden.

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So she does kind of do that
and then realizes, oh, I'm

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really fucked up, mo. This
is all that I know. Money bags

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every year money bags were you right? So okay, So already it just

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was kind of unrealistic that like Okay, No, I guess she just always

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loved Big and she has no real
problems, right, and then he died

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and then a year later she's like, whatever, I have a podcast,

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M hope to do and for some
reason, I've lived back in my old

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place yep, which makes no.
I understand she wanted needed the money to

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be fluid, so they sold the
play. Whatever happened, but it just

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doesn't make any sense. Okay,
So so then they she's laying about with

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Franklin. Yeah. Then then Charlotte
drops bym and so meets Franklin. So

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that's how information gets relayed. Then
we go to the scene where Lisa,

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Lisa is something. She's got like
three names, Lisa Wexley, Lisa Wexley.

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Oh right, okay, Charlotte's friend, Charlotte's schoolmom friend. She's dealing

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with her kids. She's got three
kids. They're all running around, the

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little girls trying to recite some French
something to her, and the husband comes

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in and very much seems to want
a quickie. And see the bald.

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He's the bald. Yes, her
little known facts. Yes, friend just

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told me this. My friend is
a great and just like that whisper because

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he listened to us on board aff
He's like, oh, that's news.

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So the bald guy and it was
in Hamilton. He played George Washington and

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I believe the original cast of Hamilton. Wow. And by the way,

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there's a lot of little theater and
they do. I don't know if we've

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gotten to that part yet where he
puts on a little George Washington outfit.

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But that's a little nod to Hamilton, which I did not know. Sometimes

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you need a little whisperer. And
everyone knew this, but I kind of

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had forgotten that Chay is. You
know, she's a she's like a she

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was in Wicked, I believe,
or she's she's like a Broadway star.

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She's a she's a soprano. Really, yeah, Sarah, it's not Sarah.

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She pronounces it Sarah. I'm not
sure. Yeah, actress does the

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Yes, we're talking about the non
binary heay, yes, actress. Okay,

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So and I can play you actually
got a little sound a SoundBite of

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what she sounds like. I love
it, all right, you as I

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find this, uh, here we
go, it's gonna now this is from

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spam a lot. Sorry, I
don't know why I was thinking. I

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think I watched something else that was
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All right, this is spam a
lot, and it was from the Tony's

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first. If you've been sexually ross, don't work. This is her.

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Do you think she's good? Skipping
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to get out there. Huh,
she's she's really hamming it up. Okay,

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Okay, she's actually very good.
They love it. What can you

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believe it? Wow? All right, okay, that's that's why I would

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just do that. I know,
and like really gorgeous and talented. Yeah,

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I guess, I mean, I
guess. Chay, isn't that actress's

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fault, Like it's the fault of
the right, Like, yeah, it's

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not. It's really no fault right
of theirs. All right, Okay,

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anyway, the guy Herbert is trying
to he's like rubbing up with It's it's

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Herbert. It's okay, I'm pretty
leave you. I'm almost one hundred percent

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sure it's Herbert. You can double
check me. You can look it up

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on your phone or whatever you do. Well, you keep going and I'm

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gonna make sure, um, but
it's it's Herbert. Anyway, I think

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that sounds right. Yeah, okay, So anyway, he is very like

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she's kind of a harried, like
I'm doing a lot of things and I've

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got three kids and I'm I'm doing
all the things and I'm volunteering at their

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school, and he always wants to
fuck her and it is really annoying.

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It is Herbert, I'm so sorry, it says, it says on something

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else that it's here. They didn't
even get her right. Nobody gets it

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right, nobody does. No one
really checks their work anymore except you,

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Stephanie, So thank you. M
Yeah, he wants to have sex with

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her all the time, and she's
like, can't working on my dock?

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Right, but then you know,
I mean later, well that will come

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back later, but like my god, sir, like leave her. Like

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also she's literally says, I have
to get the kids off to school,

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Like it's these guys that have no
regard for like what the woman is busy

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doing. Oh back and wait,
well, if they're your kids, do

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you want them to go to school
or not? Or right, come on,

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just come on, come on,
come on, just let's just do

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it. Let's just do it.
But meanwhile, the kids are walking in

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the room. It's yeah, it's
annoying, and it's not just let's just

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do it. He's like, let
me just pleasure you, baby, Just

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all I need is two minutes to
do that thing you like happen yet that

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might be later, but still it's
like it's always I mean, that's annoying.

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That would annoy me. Yeah all
day, Like you know what,

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I've got a thing for that,
and it really honestly takes like thirty seconds.

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You don't have to do this.
That just happens later in the bathroom.

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Okay, So all that's going on, she's trying to like, like

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you said, just like I am
a super warm here. I got shit

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to do. But they want to
show that they all have these amazing sex

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lives because then she comes, then
she goes, but you'll something about like

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but yeah, you'll be I'll be
seeing you later, like out and clear

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something to imply like he's like,
I missed you, you missed her.

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You were just having sex with her
last night in bed. Relax, Okay,

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Okay, I just thought of something, because are we soon close to

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going over to Miranda? Like meanwhile
in La yeah, yeah, well yes,

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we have Charlotte and carry go for
a little walk. And then and

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Charlotte's like channeling Miranda, which just
feels really weird. And and then she

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she first she channels it's the scene
you remember where she's asking about like Franklin.

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Yes. But and then she's like, I'll be your friend, Samantha,

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I'll be your friend. Charlotte like, well she does he have a

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big dick. And then she's like, see, I'm being Samantha. Isn't

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that funny? Oh it's so sad. Doesn't make you I miss her so

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much, Samantha. Yeah. So
then then she says she channels Miranda.

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This is only important because it comes
kind of comes back later because she has

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Miranda saying, oh, you shouldn't
do that because of the power. You

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know, he's your boss at work, Like, don't give don't give up

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your power. Okay, So now
we have Miranda is about to do a

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deprivation. Well let's okay. First
she's over, she's she's for those who

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don't know yet, I mean she
went with Chay to La. Jane was

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filming a pilot called Cha Passa obviously, and Miranda's like, this is new

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me. I'm leaving my husband who
now for some reason, has a totally

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different voice and acts like he's a
hundred, which we'll get to. And

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I'm leaving my kid who's going through
all kinds of crazy shit I see,

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and my head only wants to watch
TV. That's all he wants to do.

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I'm so so bored because of my
horrible husband who just wants to cuddle

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with me and watch TV. Not
cheating on me, not like an asshole

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who doesn't listen to me. He's
too sensitive. God damn it, and

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I don't. I shouldn't have to
put up with that now tip okay,

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spoiler slightly that you'll see a little
bit more unfold there. But here's my

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thing. She goes to La every
time they have someone go to La.

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They went to La on a trip
one time because they were going to make

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Carrie's book into a movie, be
with Matthew McConaughey, and remember she was

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really annoyed. Matthew goes like,
I'm miss I'm I can't that's I'm miss

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the big That's Matthew McConaughey. Alright, alright, you'll carry I can't do

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it. There was a time when
I could do it, Like it's me

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Matthew McConaughey. Alright, but okay, every time they go to La,

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so they have this time they had
Samantha when she moved to La in the

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movie with Um Smith. Right,
they they like made La the worst things,

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like she's just so bored. I'm
so bored, right, like like

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in New York is so different.
It's just every single time and they're doing

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it again where she's like, what
is the sitcom? I don't understand the

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sitcom world? Okay, you're busy. I guess I'll just eat and get

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in this sensory deprivation tank, right, because that's just what people do.

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Well. First of all, so
I listened our friend Madeleine, who listens

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to this show, m turn me
onto this podcast called and just like that

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the Writer's Room. And it turns
out that Michael Patrick King is well,

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it doesn't turn out he is in
suffer a ball and sufferable. It is

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crazy what he thinks is like relatable
to regular people. But he has he

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did deprivation tanks. That comes up
in in the podcast. Yeah, that's

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like something that he loves to do, deprivation tanks. So I guess that's

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just what everybody does. When they
go to La, they do like super

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expensive shit, like get into deprivation
tanks. Well that's what they would do

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with Samantha when she's just like,
I'm so bored, so I'm gonna get

406
00:28:36.799 --> 00:28:38.599
I'm gonna lay and put sushi on
my body. I'll be naked on the

407
00:28:38.640 --> 00:28:42.440
table and wait for Smith to come
home from the movie shoot. But he

408
00:28:42.519 --> 00:28:45.720
was home too late. Why don't
movies takes a lot? He was just

409
00:28:45.759 --> 00:28:49.519
like, get the fun are you
kidding? So then okay, and like

410
00:28:49.640 --> 00:28:55.680
who okay, so chase a lot? Don't now are we at the sort

411
00:28:55.720 --> 00:29:02.839
of okay? No, not yet. She's in the deprivation tank. But

412
00:29:03.160 --> 00:29:06.720
while she's getting ready to get in
the deprivation tank, she takes a freaking

413
00:29:06.799 --> 00:29:11.640
FaceTime call. Yeah, she's in
her Brava Yeah, No, she's getting

414
00:29:11.680 --> 00:29:15.480
in. She's about to get into
the deprivation tank. She's not in there

415
00:29:15.559 --> 00:29:19.200
yet. She takes a FaceTime call
from one of the other women from I

416
00:29:19.200 --> 00:29:25.920
think, um naya Okay, She's
like, who's doing that? Who is

417
00:29:26.480 --> 00:29:30.039
in LA? About to do an
activity? Your phone rings? You not

418
00:29:30.119 --> 00:29:32.960
only do pick it up? And
by the way, they don't FaceTime in

419
00:29:33.000 --> 00:29:36.000
every scene. There's lots of phone
calls they take where they just answer the

420
00:29:36.039 --> 00:29:38.960
phone. Right, why if you're
half undressed, would you would you take

421
00:29:38.960 --> 00:29:44.039
a FaceTime call? There is nothing
you can say it would make sense.

422
00:29:44.039 --> 00:29:48.559
And also why is Miranda It feels
like she's just regressed, like her mentally,

423
00:29:48.640 --> 00:29:51.839
like she's lost her mind. Yeah, and she doesn't know how anything

424
00:29:51.880 --> 00:29:55.599
works, like what is this?
I have a phone? What you're like,

425
00:29:55.640 --> 00:29:57.759
you're a Lloyd, You're you're a
partner in your law firm. Girl,

426
00:29:57.920 --> 00:30:02.839
Yeah, you you have no idea
how anything works. So meanwhile,

427
00:30:02.960 --> 00:30:06.960
Chay is like being kind of a
kind of an asshole at her She can

428
00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:11.640
say that at her at her wardrobe
fitting, Chay is, yes, which

429
00:30:11.799 --> 00:30:15.480
they're at their they're at their wardrobe
fitting. They put a black jacket on

430
00:30:15.559 --> 00:30:18.920
them and it's got like and they're
like, mmm, noah, I don't

431
00:30:18.920 --> 00:30:26.000
really like it. Well because because
they feel that it's not them, right,

432
00:30:26.079 --> 00:30:30.599
and then we feel the writer so
it's another non binary person because there's

433
00:30:30.599 --> 00:30:34.519
a million of them. Everybody has
to be non binary or gay, right,

434
00:30:34.559 --> 00:30:37.519
it's like one hundred. Yeah,
then this is like this is and

435
00:30:38.079 --> 00:30:41.759
the idea is that Cha is like
I feel like you're not really seeing me.

436
00:30:41.920 --> 00:30:45.519
This feels like it's your show,
right, And so the writer I

437
00:30:45.640 --> 00:30:48.960
forgot their name, dB, dB
is the writer and they have like a

438
00:30:48.000 --> 00:30:52.559
blue streak in their hair and so
then they're like, oh, it's going

439
00:30:52.599 --> 00:30:55.400
to match your hair like the jacket, the blue in the jacket, and

440
00:30:56.160 --> 00:31:00.759
uh uh Chay is like, well, I don't have a blue streak in

441
00:31:00.799 --> 00:31:04.319
my hair. So yeah, so
they're worried that they don't understand that dB

442
00:31:04.559 --> 00:31:08.559
is trying to make the show all
about dB. I'm team Chay on that.

443
00:31:08.759 --> 00:31:12.279
Yes, Now have we gotten to
the dildo strap on yet? I'm

444
00:31:12.480 --> 00:31:17.039
really really we're not there yet?
Okay, all right, so that's common

445
00:31:17.160 --> 00:31:22.559
everybody you know that. Yeah.
So okay, basically, Charlotte finds out

446
00:31:22.680 --> 00:31:26.480
I mean, I'm telling you all
the scenes that happened, but Charlotte finds

447
00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:30.839
out that Harry wants to go to
the Okay, so Charlotte was going to

448
00:31:30.960 --> 00:31:34.359
take Anthony right, Oh we're back
at the met Ball. Oh yeah,

449
00:31:34.400 --> 00:31:37.680
this is huge. This is the
most fucked up thing ever. Yeah,

450
00:31:37.839 --> 00:31:41.200
Charlotte, they all get like a
close one. Wait, why is Charlotte

451
00:31:41.240 --> 00:31:45.920
even invited to the met Ball?
Do they explain that? Why would she

452
00:31:45.000 --> 00:31:48.480
be invited to that? I don't
know, I don't know. It's not

453
00:31:48.559 --> 00:31:52.599
that easy of an invite, right, Just they're weird friend Charlotte who's like

454
00:31:52.680 --> 00:31:57.960
stuck in nineteen fifty five. Yeah, she can come and bring bald hair.

455
00:31:59.000 --> 00:32:01.559
I mean, like what, Yeah, it seems like everybody is getting

456
00:32:01.559 --> 00:32:07.039
a ticket to this thing except for
so Harry decides that he wants to go,

457
00:32:07.079 --> 00:32:12.519
and she's already invited Anthony. So
she immediately tells Anthony, Oh,

458
00:32:12.559 --> 00:32:17.519
sorry, you can't go, so
okay, So now then we then we

459
00:32:17.559 --> 00:32:21.559
moved from that scene because we you
know, we don't spend a lot of

460
00:32:21.559 --> 00:32:24.559
time with that at this point.
But now Carrie is getting a call on

461
00:32:24.599 --> 00:32:29.599
our podcast because you know how podcasts
are, you can just call in like

462
00:32:29.839 --> 00:32:31.839
it's like a radio saying that like
it's a radio show. It's like okay,

463
00:32:31.920 --> 00:32:35.880
go ahead, caller, first time
listener, a long time listener for

464
00:32:36.000 --> 00:32:38.279
some caller, like yeah, you're
first time caller, because there's no phone

465
00:32:38.279 --> 00:32:43.960
system hooked up to this right right, And I think this is where they're

466
00:32:44.039 --> 00:32:49.200
they're just so heavy handed in this
episode because the call is about like do

467
00:32:49.240 --> 00:32:52.680
you think what do you do if? Like I like this guy, but

468
00:32:52.720 --> 00:32:57.960
I don't think he wants it to
be more than sex, right, so

469
00:32:58.000 --> 00:33:02.440
they sort of set that up like
what a fuck beddy kind of and right

470
00:33:02.599 --> 00:33:07.119
anyway, So then the producer asks
her like, hey, do you want

471
00:33:07.119 --> 00:33:09.759
to go to a party on Thursday? Note, by the way, this

472
00:33:09.799 --> 00:33:15.279
producer who's really cute, frank Franklin. Franklin is just like it's very casual.

473
00:33:15.559 --> 00:33:17.759
He's not like, oh my god, I thank He's so much like

474
00:33:17.839 --> 00:33:21.880
can we hang out more? He's
not needy. He just goes, hey,

475
00:33:21.920 --> 00:33:23.640
I got invited to this like rooftop
party on Thursday. Do you want

476
00:33:23.880 --> 00:33:27.240
on Tuesday? On Tuesday? Yeah, do you want to go stays or

477
00:33:27.279 --> 00:33:30.400
there? Yeah? And she's like
okay, but acts like it's kind of

478
00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:32.680
a big deal. Right, it's
fair. It's kind of fair. I

479
00:33:32.720 --> 00:33:36.400
get I can kind of get it. But yeah, he's not being pushy

480
00:33:36.559 --> 00:33:39.559
at all. No. So now
we're at the go ahead, we're go

481
00:33:39.599 --> 00:33:44.200
ahead call her, We're at the
halles part, we're at the harness part.

482
00:33:44.720 --> 00:33:49.599
We got there. Okay. So
like it's like as if I want

483
00:33:49.599 --> 00:33:52.680
to say, I know, Miranda's
new to like all the things. She's

484
00:33:52.720 --> 00:33:55.880
not pegged anyone I haven't either.
For the record, I Stephanie has.

485
00:33:55.960 --> 00:34:00.079
But that's her stride of talents on
mine. But like she doesn't understand how

486
00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:04.960
the scene feels so long, of
how long it takes her to figure out

487
00:34:05.000 --> 00:34:08.639
how to get this strap on on, Like it's because Jay takes a phone

488
00:34:08.679 --> 00:34:12.360
call in the middle of this.
She's just from Carrie background, Yes,

489
00:34:12.480 --> 00:34:15.559
from Carrie, Miranda's best friend,
right, who is now calling Chay?

490
00:34:16.480 --> 00:34:22.199
But why again did she call Chay? And she calls Jay because she because

491
00:34:22.239 --> 00:34:27.039
she's all freaked out because Franklin asked
her to go do something on a Tuesday.

492
00:34:27.239 --> 00:34:31.199
So now she's like, how well
do you know Franklin? Like what

493
00:34:31.400 --> 00:34:38.519
kind of a guy is he?
And basically Cha's like, I don't Know's

494
00:34:38.559 --> 00:34:42.320
like I don't know how a guy
thinks. Yeah, it's got a guy

495
00:34:42.400 --> 00:34:45.079
brain. I don't know. I
don't guy brain. I don't know.

496
00:34:45.599 --> 00:34:51.119
I know guys think it's kind of
stupid. So Miranda meanwhile, is such

497
00:34:51.159 --> 00:34:54.559
a graphic scene. She's fitting herself
with this harness and then she's trying like

498
00:34:54.719 --> 00:35:00.400
different length and color dildos, like
on caeron the back there's like a pink

499
00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:04.320
one, there's a Purple one,
it's just kind of hanging out. It's

500
00:35:04.320 --> 00:35:07.039
like, Okay, we get it, we see what you're doing. I

501
00:35:07.119 --> 00:35:09.840
guarantee Cynthia Nixon was like improvising there, and I'm sure everyone was annoyed.

502
00:35:09.960 --> 00:35:13.960
They're like, just let her do
it. You know. She directs some

503
00:35:14.000 --> 00:35:16.000
of the episodes, and it does
get better when she directs one. There's

504
00:35:16.039 --> 00:35:19.079
one that I was like, oh, that wasn't as bad and she had

505
00:35:19.159 --> 00:35:22.239
directed it, so I'll give her. Okay. She's definitely from what I've

506
00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:27.320
read, she's very annoying. She's
annoying to the costume department. I'm serious,

507
00:35:27.679 --> 00:35:30.400
she's like very bossy, and she
really feels as a director. I

508
00:35:30.400 --> 00:35:35.119
think she feels like she really knows
the only way to do it. So

509
00:35:35.159 --> 00:35:37.760
I guarantee she's like, I just
feel like Miranda would be doing this.

510
00:35:37.880 --> 00:35:40.199
Miranda wouldn't be doing any of this. Well, I read something where she's

511
00:35:40.280 --> 00:35:45.320
like, the character of Miranda is
totally me. It's like a hundred percent

512
00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:50.480
me. So maybe she insisted that
everything about that character be like true to

513
00:35:50.559 --> 00:35:52.119
her life, which is like okay, but then you're not really acting.

514
00:35:52.800 --> 00:35:55.000
Then it's also not true to the
book. Not to say, and I

515
00:35:55.079 --> 00:35:59.440
know that like Candace Bushnell, the
person who created Sex and the City has

516
00:35:59.679 --> 00:36:01.880
kind of let go of it.
It's no longer it's like based on these

517
00:36:01.960 --> 00:36:05.840
characters. But obviously she's not writing
it anymore. And she's made that very

518
00:36:05.880 --> 00:36:09.000
clear. This is not her story
because I would and people, yes,

519
00:36:09.079 --> 00:36:13.760
me too, and people can evolve
like Miranda, you know, sure,

520
00:36:13.840 --> 00:36:17.840
it's an interesting thing like in your
fifties. Look, just today, I

521
00:36:17.880 --> 00:36:22.039
will say, I was walking with
a friend and I don't even remember exactly

522
00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:25.199
how it came up. There were
two like Golden retrievers and I was like,

523
00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:28.760
this is what that was always my
dream is to live with like two

524
00:36:28.760 --> 00:36:31.280
Golden Retrievers in Laurel Canyon. And
my friend said, so you want to

525
00:36:31.280 --> 00:36:38.199
be a lesbian changes oh, because
I've never mentioned that. No, I

526
00:36:38.199 --> 00:36:42.639
feel like there's a lot of scenarios
that I hear, like you want to

527
00:36:42.639 --> 00:36:45.440
go live in England. I wanted
to live in England. I also wanted

528
00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:50.159
to marry a gay senator and be
a beard in the DC. Forgot about

529
00:36:50.199 --> 00:36:52.679
that dream. I was a big
one. And then the third one was

530
00:36:52.880 --> 00:36:55.559
live in Laurel Canyon like kind of
alone and learn how to kind of cook

531
00:36:55.599 --> 00:36:59.719
for myself and have two dogs.
And my friend said today, oh,

532
00:36:59.760 --> 00:37:01.039
you want to be a lesbian and
I was like, I think I do.

533
00:37:01.960 --> 00:37:06.480
Yeah, I get it. Yeah, So okay, so I get

534
00:37:06.519 --> 00:37:08.920
Miranda, I get all this.
But yeah, it's getting very graphic at

535
00:37:08.920 --> 00:37:13.519
this point because she's like and it
gets more graphed up. Yeah, oh

536
00:37:13.599 --> 00:37:19.159
yeah later. So now okay,
So Chay is telling Carrie like, you

537
00:37:19.199 --> 00:37:22.360
know, some relationships are just about
sex. So now Miranda, it's like

538
00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:28.280
a threes Company episode where like,
oh, no, misunderstanding, Shea's talking

539
00:37:28.320 --> 00:37:30.880
about something else, but Miranda's like, oh, oh is this relationship just

540
00:37:30.920 --> 00:37:35.039
about sex? And it's like you
see her the wheels spinning in her head,

541
00:37:35.159 --> 00:37:37.800
and then she gets mad and it's
kind of like, Okay, we're

542
00:37:37.840 --> 00:37:40.159
done with this. We're not doing
your punished no more strap on for you

543
00:37:40.239 --> 00:37:44.719
tonight. It makes no sense.
Also, like Chay already said you can

544
00:37:44.760 --> 00:37:46.519
come live with me in La,
so it's obviously not just do you know

545
00:37:46.519 --> 00:37:50.960
how hard it is to get to
that level because remember the last time anyone

546
00:37:51.000 --> 00:37:58.559
even slept it over after dating for
like four months kidding like a with I

547
00:37:58.760 --> 00:38:02.239
completely agree, and we spent so
much time at the beginning going like,

548
00:38:04.280 --> 00:38:07.599
can you believe that Chay is even
into this at all? Because they were

549
00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:10.519
They were the kind of person that
was just fucking everybody, and now they're

550
00:38:10.559 --> 00:38:17.440
like really into Miranda, So why
would and why would she all of a

551
00:38:17.519 --> 00:38:20.920
sudden be like, oh my god, I don't I don't. I don't

552
00:38:20.960 --> 00:38:25.000
think they like me anymore. So
Chase being a little cold though, we

553
00:38:25.039 --> 00:38:29.639
are getting like a little bit of
like Chase not that into it. I'm

554
00:38:29.679 --> 00:38:32.519
getting the sense that Chase not that
into Miranda, like takes every phone call

555
00:38:32.800 --> 00:38:37.199
really not really that involved, like
kind of only if when Miranda like grabs

556
00:38:37.320 --> 00:38:42.039
Chay's head and it's like, look
at me, I love you. Chay

557
00:38:42.239 --> 00:38:46.679
is into Chay. Chase into Chay, which is actually probably the most like

558
00:38:47.119 --> 00:38:52.239
real character for a comic. Yes, that's yas the only thing that really

559
00:38:52.280 --> 00:38:58.039
holds true. Oh my gosh,
Chay is a comic. And that's they

560
00:38:58.119 --> 00:39:00.599
actually got one thing right. You're
right, yeah, yeah, and so

561
00:39:01.000 --> 00:39:04.039
and you can see it, you
can see it from the outside like we've

562
00:39:04.119 --> 00:39:07.280
dated them. We have dated these
people. Yes, comics that are like

563
00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:12.559
you think they're into you, but
they're not right and there's a little So

564
00:39:12.679 --> 00:39:15.840
Miranda's all of a sudden a little
kind of interested because there's a little frosty,

565
00:39:15.000 --> 00:39:19.440
something's a little cold. I love
that we're being so serious because we're

566
00:39:19.440 --> 00:39:22.239
not really telling you it's so awful. Have we gone to where Jade did

567
00:39:22.320 --> 00:39:25.800
stand up? No? Not there
yet. Okay, I will tell you

568
00:39:25.840 --> 00:39:31.119
where we are. Okay, So
now Seema Seema mentioned scene the realtor.

569
00:39:31.239 --> 00:39:36.480
Yeah, this is her first scene
after the beginning montage of all the fucking

570
00:39:36.519 --> 00:39:40.280
everybody's doing. So Seema is with
her like French boyfriend who smokes all the

571
00:39:40.280 --> 00:39:45.079
time, and he's like, do
you want to um, do you want

572
00:39:45.119 --> 00:39:50.960
to come and meet my my son
at lunch? Can you come meet my

573
00:39:51.000 --> 00:39:54.719
son? Oh? That's when the
met Ball is danger Like, instead of

574
00:39:54.760 --> 00:39:59.239
rescheduling, she's like, okay,
I'll just not go to the met Ball.

575
00:39:59.360 --> 00:40:01.280
The thing that I is like,
it's a really big invite and I

576
00:40:01.320 --> 00:40:05.239
had address and everything, but you
know what, fuck it. Yeah,

577
00:40:05.239 --> 00:40:07.719
So she tells Carrie, I mean, I don't know, it's like meet

578
00:40:07.760 --> 00:40:10.199
the Sun or go to the met
I mean I don't I mean, what

579
00:40:10.239 --> 00:40:15.320
would you do? And of course
she decides to that she's got it.

580
00:40:15.400 --> 00:40:19.719
This is this is the opportunity of
a lifetime, I guess meeting this guy

581
00:40:19.760 --> 00:40:22.519
and his son. So, and
now all the dates have to change.

582
00:40:24.280 --> 00:40:30.960
Okay, So now Anthony's back in
poor k So Anthony, who is the

583
00:40:30.000 --> 00:40:34.599
poor gay best friend, who's everybody's
gay best friend, who just they do

584
00:40:34.679 --> 00:40:37.760
not care about him at all.
But now he can go because he's going

585
00:40:37.800 --> 00:40:44.280
to be uh not Semas. So
Carrie was going to bring Sema, so

586
00:40:44.360 --> 00:40:46.360
now she doesn't bring Sema. So
now she's going to bring Anthony. Wait

587
00:40:46.360 --> 00:40:50.199
a minute, and let's let me
remind you a couple of things. Anthony

588
00:40:50.400 --> 00:40:52.800
randomly in one of the movies married
Stamford, even though they hated each other

589
00:40:52.840 --> 00:40:59.400
the entire run of the show.
Mary Stamford sadly, the real actor that

590
00:40:59.519 --> 00:41:01.760
plays passed away. So they just
had to move, as you remember,

591
00:41:01.800 --> 00:41:06.920
to Tokyo, and Anthony just never
mentions it, but his husband just was

592
00:41:06.960 --> 00:41:09.440
like, you know what, no
more of this, I'm moving to Tokyo,

593
00:41:09.719 --> 00:41:13.639
right, and just left a note. Didn't like there was not a

594
00:41:13.639 --> 00:41:16.239
phone call, there wasn't anything.
Just left a note for Carrie. Somehow

595
00:41:16.320 --> 00:41:21.440
came into Carrie's house when she was
in the shower, Stanborough wrote a handwritten

596
00:41:21.440 --> 00:41:23.920
note, left it and then left. None of that makes sense. Also,

597
00:41:24.039 --> 00:41:29.599
let's not forget Anthony has like a
hot Bun business. He makes bread

598
00:41:29.800 --> 00:41:36.239
and has like hot guys like deliver
the bread all over New York. Rights

599
00:41:36.559 --> 00:41:38.960
nothing, they haven't shown that one
time, right, they will show it.

600
00:41:39.000 --> 00:41:42.320
But it's also insane that all of
a sudden he just has this like

601
00:41:42.400 --> 00:41:46.760
new business because one day he made
rolls hot buns, right whatever they call

602
00:41:46.800 --> 00:41:50.639
it, and then he's got these
hot guys that he hires and like is

603
00:41:50.679 --> 00:41:53.039
inappropriate with Okay, so now he's
back into the met but we don't know

604
00:41:53.039 --> 00:41:58.559
what's going to happen, right,
Okay, So now uh so, now

605
00:41:58.679 --> 00:42:01.840
Naya, we're at the scene where
not Maya is the professor, she's the

606
00:42:02.159 --> 00:42:07.519
Columbia professor, right, and she
meets a cute she's at a bar,

607
00:42:07.960 --> 00:42:09.719
so we know that we're going to
find out her. We know that her

608
00:42:09.800 --> 00:42:15.360
husband Andre is on tour with his
band, so she's lonely and bored and

609
00:42:15.400 --> 00:42:22.239
she's at a bar and this very
hot guy comes in and he's like which

610
00:42:22.760 --> 00:42:27.519
it's just something that only happens in
a TV shows like that. Hello,

611
00:42:27.800 --> 00:42:31.159
can I he's just sitting there by
himself. Can buy I want? I

612
00:42:31.159 --> 00:42:35.440
would say it, do you have
dinner with you? But H got this

613
00:42:35.639 --> 00:42:40.920
person in front of you. Are
you walls up, lady, because my

614
00:42:42.000 --> 00:42:45.800
walls are right on there. He's
like, but I want to join you

615
00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:51.239
for dessert, and somehow she's not
doesn't tell him she's married right away.

616
00:42:51.280 --> 00:42:53.719
She's just like they're having problems.
Remember that they were having She and Andre

617
00:42:53.800 --> 00:42:59.440
were already having issues because he wants
kids and she didn't write right. But

618
00:42:59.559 --> 00:43:04.119
so she he's like, definitely entertaining
this guy. And then she's like she

619
00:43:04.239 --> 00:43:08.480
holds up her ring finger and she
goes, can't I'm on a diet and

620
00:43:08.599 --> 00:43:12.679
he's like, oh, I didn't
see that. I didn't I didn't know

621
00:43:12.760 --> 00:43:17.360
your diet. I didn't know that
included chocolate. Chocolate. It's the most

622
00:43:17.599 --> 00:43:21.480
ridiculous. It's so on the nose. I feel like we have so much

623
00:43:21.480 --> 00:43:25.159
more to go in this episode.
I So he leaves, this hot,

624
00:43:25.159 --> 00:43:30.400
hot, hot guy's like, okay, well maybe next head and he leaves.

625
00:43:30.400 --> 00:43:32.519
So then she's sweet. You can
tell that she's just like, oh

626
00:43:32.559 --> 00:43:37.239
gosh, so she swols some wine. Okay, now chay we're at the

627
00:43:37.280 --> 00:43:42.559
comedy store. Oh god, when
Chase doing stand up, I just can't

628
00:43:42.599 --> 00:43:46.880
and Chase doing very la la jokes. It's like, hey just took to

629
00:43:46.960 --> 00:43:53.920
uber from from somewhere to to my
to my hotel room, Uber from my

630
00:43:53.960 --> 00:43:58.320
bathroom to my kitchen up. Good
night you guys, chip your waitresses all

631
00:43:58.400 --> 00:44:00.400
right, good night, thank you
so much. I got the light.

632
00:44:01.400 --> 00:44:06.199
It's so bad. It's so bad, but with one good joke. No,

633
00:44:06.920 --> 00:44:10.280
they cannot, right, Why didn't
they actually because they don't have any

634
00:44:10.320 --> 00:44:15.400
writers who are comedians. I guess
it just makes no sense. I mean,

635
00:44:15.400 --> 00:44:16.599
you just you stay in the room
a little bit longer on that one,

636
00:44:16.880 --> 00:44:21.239
is what I say, because that's
what you guys. Everybody drives here

637
00:44:21.639 --> 00:44:25.920
la am I right in New York, it's different. Good night, Okay.

638
00:44:25.920 --> 00:44:29.960
Another thing that really annoyed me about
this, and I think I'm getting

639
00:44:30.320 --> 00:44:35.400
you know, we're both comedians,
and we're both podcasters. We know way

640
00:44:35.440 --> 00:44:38.960
more about these topics. I don't
expect them to have everything correct, but

641
00:44:39.400 --> 00:44:44.599
I'm sorry, Jay would not bring
notes on the stage to do like five

642
00:44:44.639 --> 00:44:49.039
minutes at the comedy store. They've
got like a whole notebook situation. I

643
00:44:49.079 --> 00:44:53.960
didn't even notice the notebook. That's
oh yeah, they like clooks largo exactly.

644
00:44:54.639 --> 00:45:00.880
You're not alternative, you're doing joke
jokes like so okay. So then

645
00:45:01.239 --> 00:45:07.840
the MC goes like this. After
the MC's like, how about another half

646
00:45:07.840 --> 00:45:12.159
a chay? Hey Jay got any
parts of her? A white guy?

647
00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:15.679
That's that's what the MC says.
What the hell was that supposed to be?

648
00:45:15.760 --> 00:45:17.960
I remember that? But like,
what were the writers? It was

649
00:45:19.000 --> 00:45:23.880
another stab at how like you know, it was another they're trying to be

650
00:45:23.960 --> 00:45:28.400
so woke, but this show is
actually anti woke, is my point.

651
00:45:28.480 --> 00:45:32.719
And that was another little anti a
little jab like, oh everything so woke

652
00:45:32.920 --> 00:45:38.360
white white people can't even get like
parts anymore, right, Okay? So

653
00:45:38.400 --> 00:45:42.079
then is this one all right?
So then what where are we now?

654
00:45:42.960 --> 00:45:49.559
Okay, so let's see, uh
okay the MC then Nia okay, So

655
00:45:49.639 --> 00:45:53.039
now Nia's drunk and she's trying to
FaceTime Andre so they can have from sex.

656
00:45:53.159 --> 00:45:58.559
Yeah, and then he's like she's
like, huh, I miss you,

657
00:45:58.559 --> 00:46:00.599
but I want to show you something
that's not my face. It's my

658
00:46:00.719 --> 00:46:07.760
boss why many years? Like it's
so crazy, and he's like, I'm

659
00:46:07.760 --> 00:46:12.079
not I've got this sum it's like, I'm not a quirky lady from I

660
00:46:12.079 --> 00:46:15.840
guess Portland. Hidie in the Hat, Yes, yes, so there's just

661
00:46:15.880 --> 00:46:21.360
a girl. And by the way, she's not even it's not like he

662
00:46:21.480 --> 00:46:24.280
answered the phone, right, So
not like having sex in the moment,

663
00:46:24.679 --> 00:46:30.199
right, So he's she's just playing
guitar on another bed, like she's just

664
00:46:30.320 --> 00:46:34.519
in the room. But they're writing
a song together, that's what he says,

665
00:46:34.760 --> 00:46:37.800
right, So she's working together.
Right. So Naya gets really mad,

666
00:46:37.000 --> 00:46:42.360
hangs up on him and goes,
we're done. Okay, this is

667
00:46:42.400 --> 00:46:45.280
gonna come back. I just want
you guys to know that. So she's

668
00:46:45.519 --> 00:46:49.800
so mad, she's like, we
are, it's over. Over, We're

669
00:46:49.800 --> 00:46:52.039
done, We're broken up. Okay, go fuck Hidie in the Hat.

670
00:46:53.159 --> 00:46:57.320
Okay. So she says, okay, so now are we having issues?

671
00:46:57.480 --> 00:47:00.440
Are we back to Miranda? Because
I feel like we skipped over when they

672
00:47:00.480 --> 00:47:08.159
like had no get a diner now
that now smoke Bobby Lee. Yeah,

673
00:47:07.880 --> 00:47:13.639
I might have skipped over Bobby Lee
and um them, Well, okay,

674
00:47:13.679 --> 00:47:16.840
they're having a drink, Bobby Lee
the podcaster. But I've read his name

675
00:47:16.960 --> 00:47:20.679
Jackie. Yeah, but here's the
thing, let's talk about that. For

676
00:47:20.679 --> 00:47:22.800
a second, because so she's got
a podcast. Bobby Lee is what her

677
00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:27.360
co host because she already has the
producer that's Franklin, right, he has

678
00:47:27.360 --> 00:47:30.639
the lady in the wheelchair. That's
another producer. He was no, she

679
00:47:30.920 --> 00:47:35.719
was on a podcast with Chay and
Jackie. Oh that's right. Okay,

680
00:47:35.760 --> 00:47:37.920
that's right. He had like little
cute sound effects and shit. So now

681
00:47:37.920 --> 00:47:42.800
he's just by the way. If
we're being woke as the show so desperately

682
00:47:42.840 --> 00:47:45.239
wants to be, then like,
why is Bobby Lee still on it?

683
00:47:45.280 --> 00:47:49.199
Because didn't all the ship come out
about him? Why is Chris na Like

684
00:47:49.199 --> 00:47:52.199
why is Chris Nath killed off?
And right, he's still allowed to be

685
00:47:52.280 --> 00:47:57.880
there, Like I don't understand.
It's just whichever whatever, right, because

686
00:47:57.880 --> 00:48:01.639
I feel like the show could still
be better with the right anyway. Okay,

687
00:48:01.800 --> 00:48:07.159
So his wife, Smoke is her
name, because we have Smoke,

688
00:48:07.199 --> 00:48:10.119
we have Rock but a lot of
fun names, right. Smoke is a

689
00:48:10.440 --> 00:48:16.599
aspiring fashion designer and she wants to
make carries met ball. Yes. So

690
00:48:16.639 --> 00:48:20.679
they're having drinks and he's like,
oh my god, I just want to

691
00:48:20.679 --> 00:48:24.280
thank you again for my wife.
Like also like can we come, can

692
00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:28.199
we got some tickets for us to
go to the Met, Like, you

693
00:48:28.199 --> 00:48:30.119
should bring us to the Met you
know why because we're so cool because like

694
00:48:30.159 --> 00:48:35.360
I have a black wife. That's
what it says. Yeah, He's like,

695
00:48:36.280 --> 00:48:39.119
yeah, it's it's one thing after
another word. I'm just like,

696
00:48:39.199 --> 00:48:44.960
what are you doing? What are
you people doing? My wife is black?

697
00:48:45.159 --> 00:48:50.360
You should bring us to the Met
ball like so that her name is

698
00:48:50.440 --> 00:48:54.400
Smoke. Okay, So we're not
at one. So now the designer shows

699
00:48:54.480 --> 00:48:58.519
up. No, not yet,
So the designer the girl shows up at

700
00:48:58.559 --> 00:49:05.400
the house and compliments Carrie's kimono and
she's like, thanks, my friend Stamford

701
00:49:05.400 --> 00:49:08.239
got it for me from Japan sent
it to me from Japan. It's like,

702
00:49:08.599 --> 00:49:13.599
what are you guys doing. If
you don't want to Stanford on the

703
00:49:13.679 --> 00:49:16.199
show, okay, then why do
you have to don't bring it up?

704
00:49:16.480 --> 00:49:19.360
Well, they can't have Stanford on
the show. But you're right, like

705
00:49:19.400 --> 00:49:22.559
you know, it was a sloppy
exit, but there's like whatever if you

706
00:49:22.639 --> 00:49:25.800
fired it from the show, you're
like, um, he died yeah,

707
00:49:27.239 --> 00:49:30.000
But I mean that's the thing that's
so messed up is if they hadn't killed

708
00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:31.760
off Big, they could have actually
had like something that was a little more

709
00:49:31.800 --> 00:49:37.000
real, like Stanford suddenly like the
things do happen. Yeah, that could

710
00:49:37.000 --> 00:49:38.320
have happened, and then we could
have addressed it in like a much more

711
00:49:38.360 --> 00:49:42.880
beautiful way than he's like, yeah, Stamford sent it from Japan. Why

712
00:49:42.920 --> 00:49:45.719
is he in Japan? Again,
I don't know, nobody knows, nobody

713
00:49:45.760 --> 00:49:51.159
knows, commitment issues, commitment phobic. So which, by the way,

714
00:49:51.159 --> 00:49:54.800
Stanford never was. He was the
one desperate for a boyfriend, right right,

715
00:49:55.039 --> 00:49:58.519
never have left him gone to Japan. Like this is the thing.

716
00:49:58.559 --> 00:50:01.960
I feel like the writers did even
watch episodes of Sexy City. I don't

717
00:50:02.000 --> 00:50:06.400
think they could have known. And
they never know. They're they're never like

718
00:50:06.599 --> 00:50:09.719
calling like they don't have it.
It's not like, oh Stanford called,

719
00:50:09.840 --> 00:50:13.280
It's just like, oh, I
guess he okay, whatever. No,

720
00:50:13.360 --> 00:50:15.960
he's never know nothing, just he
just sends a kimono. So then carry's

721
00:50:16.000 --> 00:50:20.360
also being she's very rude. I've
noticed as she's now that she's so rich

722
00:50:20.400 --> 00:50:24.519
and like whatever, she's very cold
to like everyone not and she's still doing

723
00:50:24.559 --> 00:50:30.599
that old lady act where she's talking
really slow, thank you, my friend

724
00:50:30.719 --> 00:50:35.400
sent it? What is my dress? Right right? And smokes like I

725
00:50:35.400 --> 00:50:37.800
don't know if we're gonna be ready. It's not the part where she's like,

726
00:50:37.199 --> 00:50:42.280
so the dress needs to be fixed. I just I skipped. There

727
00:50:42.360 --> 00:50:45.679
was a long scenes of like Carrie's
getting upset because the dress is not like

728
00:50:45.719 --> 00:50:52.280
getting and I just wrote Bobby Lee
is a bad actor because he is totally

729
00:50:52.639 --> 00:50:55.280
so. Then there's a scene where
Chay there. Now we're in in Chay

730
00:50:55.400 --> 00:51:01.079
and Miranda's in Chay's house mansion.
For some reason, the show hasn't even

731
00:51:01.079 --> 00:51:04.880
sold yet. It's a pilot.
That's another thing we know. We know

732
00:51:05.000 --> 00:51:07.039
Chase done well as a stand up
I guess, but like, who put

733
00:51:07.079 --> 00:51:10.400
you up in this mansion in Beverly
Hills, Right, you haven't been sold

734
00:51:10.440 --> 00:51:15.000
the show yet, right, so
like you're making a pilot. Yeah,

735
00:51:15.000 --> 00:51:19.000
it's not a thing yet. No, you're making a pilot. Exactly a

736
00:51:19.199 --> 00:51:22.840
pilot. I've made a pilot.
You don't get Rancho at all. Yeah

737
00:51:23.159 --> 00:51:29.119
that you get nothing half the time. So now one thing I've we forgot

738
00:51:29.119 --> 00:51:32.440
to say is that back at the
comedy store, after like, hey,

739
00:51:32.480 --> 00:51:38.599
you got any jobs for a white
guy? Doubt it? After Miranda comes

740
00:51:38.719 --> 00:51:43.519
up to Chay and tries to like
give her Lilla hug from behind, and

741
00:51:43.519 --> 00:51:46.360
and Chase like get away from me, stupid work. He goes I'm at

742
00:51:46.360 --> 00:51:51.280
work, yeah, which is insane. First of all, a lot of

743
00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:53.840
things are insane. It's insane that
Miranda's even there. It's insane that Miranda

744
00:51:53.880 --> 00:51:58.679
goes up is like, Hangay,
that's gross. Yeah I would I would

745
00:51:58.679 --> 00:52:00.039
be like Chay and be like oh
no, no, no, no,

746
00:52:00.920 --> 00:52:07.599
I would too, but it is
we but Miranda is there to basically live

747
00:52:07.679 --> 00:52:10.800
with Chay. So like, you
can't get that mad when your significant other

748
00:52:12.119 --> 00:52:15.440
wants to come to hang out at
the comedy store. Who cares? Who?

749
00:52:15.639 --> 00:52:17.840
Yeah, but like it? Who
can? Like? But coming up

750
00:52:19.039 --> 00:52:22.159
the way that Miranda did, I'd
be like, oh my god, what

751
00:52:22.320 --> 00:52:27.679
is happening? Yeah, okay,
okay, okay, So now let's see.

752
00:52:28.320 --> 00:52:30.039
So now they're back, they're kind
of like laying in bed, and

753
00:52:30.119 --> 00:52:34.360
Miranda's like, how come you don't
want to let me hold you anymore?

754
00:52:35.199 --> 00:52:38.639
Like, oh baby, I like
to hold you, like maybe Chay.

755
00:52:40.760 --> 00:52:45.920
And then the reason is you guys
phrase yourselves. So Chay finally lets it

756
00:52:45.920 --> 00:52:51.199
out that it's like because I feel
fat, Oh my god. Right,

757
00:52:51.280 --> 00:52:53.639
because at one of the fittings,
what happened was somebody's like, oh,

758
00:52:53.679 --> 00:52:59.119
we gotta gotta get some poundage off, because yeah, terrible lamm. That's

759
00:52:59.159 --> 00:53:02.119
all the people. They just don't
like anybody with different bodies, no body

760
00:53:02.199 --> 00:53:06.440
fat, get that bought off.
All shaming, all shamy, shame,

761
00:53:06.559 --> 00:53:09.039
shame shames, like as though in
New York, they're not just like stick

762
00:53:09.280 --> 00:53:13.480
stick figures walking a runway. It's
not really that different. But all of

763
00:53:13.519 --> 00:53:16.159
a sudden, Chase like, oh
no, And then if I was in

764
00:53:16.239 --> 00:53:20.039
New York, I'd never get body
shamed, never, I tell you,

765
00:53:20.920 --> 00:53:23.400
Nella. But then Shay, but
then Chase like just we're supposed to be

766
00:53:23.480 --> 00:53:29.039
like, oh, she's just like
us. Mmmm, all of a sudden,

767
00:53:29.039 --> 00:53:31.679
you're scared that Miranda's gonna touch like
a fat role like it never even

768
00:53:31.719 --> 00:53:37.519
occurred to you before, like any
of this right exactly, And I love

769
00:53:37.599 --> 00:53:39.519
you even more now. Yeah,
and then Miranda's like, you're the most

770
00:53:39.599 --> 00:53:45.239
beautiful person I've ever seen in my
life, in my entire life, And

771
00:53:45.360 --> 00:53:51.719
then in my entire life, said
all their voices like that, it's me

772
00:53:51.920 --> 00:53:54.800
more Marianta. You know, I'm
from the Queen's I don't even understand that's

773
00:53:54.840 --> 00:54:00.519
just from the Brooks. Hey,
it's me Sharlie. You know me.

774
00:54:00.000 --> 00:54:05.480
I'm just crass from Long Islands.
We're like, I don't really think Charlotte

775
00:54:05.519 --> 00:54:08.840
sounds like that. Oh my god, it is you know, Samantha.

776
00:54:08.920 --> 00:54:15.880
And then I start doing like Tony
Danza. It happens in the next episode.

777
00:54:15.920 --> 00:54:21.920
Okay, so okay, so uh
yeah, so uh yeah, my

778
00:54:22.039 --> 00:54:24.320
body, she you're the most beautiful. So then Chay gets Chay gets their

779
00:54:24.360 --> 00:54:28.360
swagger back. They're like, they're
like, yeah, I am the most

780
00:54:28.400 --> 00:54:30.639
beautiful person you've ever seen in your
life. Yeah, let's get some pizza.

781
00:54:30.960 --> 00:54:37.760
And then immediately Miranda's you're that easily
swayed. Okay, I'm gonna let's

782
00:54:37.840 --> 00:54:39.079
role play, all right. I'm
gonna be Chay and you're you okay,

783
00:54:39.280 --> 00:54:45.320
okay, or you're you're short or
whoever Miranda. Miranda like the lady at

784
00:54:45.320 --> 00:54:47.519
the place told me I was I
look fat and now I don't want you

785
00:54:47.559 --> 00:54:53.119
to touch me. What that's crazy. You're the most beautiful person I've ever

786
00:54:53.280 --> 00:55:00.280
seen in my life. I love
it. Thanks, Let's go get some

787
00:55:00.360 --> 00:55:05.760
avocado toast. Oh my god,
we're in LA We've never eat that ship

788
00:55:05.880 --> 00:55:09.039
in New York, but we're in
La so let's eat avocado toast. Nobody

789
00:55:09.159 --> 00:55:15.280
even walks here. Suddenly they're in
a Woody Allen movie or if it gets

790
00:55:15.320 --> 00:55:19.840
some weak germ, yeah, exactly, like oh what do you want some

791
00:55:20.159 --> 00:55:24.519
alfalfa sprouts on toast? Good night? So I'm different, okay, so

792
00:55:24.719 --> 00:55:30.719
sharp, all right, let's now
okay. So here's what happens. Seema

793
00:55:30.159 --> 00:55:36.800
goes to dinner, goes goes with
her, then the French guy and and

794
00:55:37.000 --> 00:55:39.480
they find out. So the French
guy and his friend or whatever go out

795
00:55:39.519 --> 00:55:44.679
to smoke a cigarette, and she's
talking to the mom right but at this

796
00:55:44.800 --> 00:55:46.960
point, right the ex wife,
and she's like, so when was the

797
00:55:47.079 --> 00:55:52.360
last time you saw him? And
she's like this morning in the house because

798
00:55:52.679 --> 00:55:59.719
you love oh yeah, and she's
like what what? And so then next

799
00:56:00.159 --> 00:56:04.039
she's like, I'm out of here. So she calls and is immediately like,

800
00:56:04.159 --> 00:56:07.719
I'm back in for the met ball
right, So now Anthony out back

801
00:56:07.800 --> 00:56:10.880
out. She's like, sorry,
Seema's back in your bed. He's like,

802
00:56:12.000 --> 00:56:17.119
what what are you doing to me? They're getting ready, like they're

803
00:56:17.320 --> 00:56:22.599
leaving for the met in a half
hour. She can't tell Seema like,

804
00:56:22.880 --> 00:56:25.519
Mitch, sorry, you wanted to
go with this, your stupid French boyfriend,

805
00:56:25.960 --> 00:56:30.519
Like you made a choice, and
now I invited somebody else. I

806
00:56:30.559 --> 00:56:34.559
don't just like uninvite him who I've
been friends with for a really long time

807
00:56:34.920 --> 00:56:38.920
because your date didn't work out.
It was insane. It's totally insane.

808
00:56:38.960 --> 00:56:43.719
It was so mean and disgusting and
like written an awful Right, Okay,

809
00:56:43.880 --> 00:56:49.559
then what happens? So then Seema
is back in Okay? So then okay,

810
00:56:49.880 --> 00:56:54.440
So then we have Lisa Wexley is
getting ready and this is the part

811
00:56:54.480 --> 00:57:00.880
where her husband's decides to eat her
out for eight men. It's all an

812
00:57:00.920 --> 00:57:08.360
eat baby Alexander Hamilton. Okay he
Alexander's her Hamilton. You know you can

813
00:57:08.440 --> 00:57:12.440
do that with you like pretty bunch
of anything. It's really easy to do.

814
00:57:13.760 --> 00:57:17.119
That's her galla. So she's like
wearing this, she's gonna well,

815
00:57:17.199 --> 00:57:21.719
she's she's wearing whatever. She's all
made up and her hair's done and she's

816
00:57:21.760 --> 00:57:23.360
like only below the waist and he's
like, that's all I need. I

817
00:57:23.440 --> 00:57:29.360
just want to eat that blasing it's
so ridiculous and not realistic for marriage,

818
00:57:29.400 --> 00:57:35.400
but whatever, So he eats her
out. Then the next scene, she's

819
00:57:35.440 --> 00:57:42.000
wearing like this ginormous headdress kind of
thing that looks like like a helmet but

820
00:57:42.199 --> 00:57:45.679
with all like stuff on it.
It's so big. And so they're gonna

821
00:57:45.760 --> 00:57:50.400
go and they're all gonna go to
the met ball. Okay, So now

822
00:57:50.599 --> 00:57:53.559
Charlotte is with Harry and he's wearing
a top hat. He's all ready to

823
00:57:53.639 --> 00:57:58.039
go, but for some reason,
helped me out with this. Okay,

824
00:57:58.280 --> 00:58:00.559
He's like, oh, we're not
going to be coming down the main stairway

825
00:58:00.639 --> 00:58:08.239
with the celebrities. I'm out,
what since when is his character like I

826
00:58:08.440 --> 00:58:13.679
just want to meet celebrities. Also, I'm sorry, and I know people

827
00:58:13.760 --> 00:58:17.199
age differently and women maybe like try
harder to kind of keep it together,

828
00:58:17.400 --> 00:58:22.760
but like it's like he's a hundred
ten years old. He's like, what's

829
00:58:22.800 --> 00:58:25.599
the peanut, mister peanut with like
the monocles. Yes, he's got like

830
00:58:25.679 --> 00:58:30.079
a cane and he's just like,
are we gonna be with Rihanna? And

831
00:58:30.199 --> 00:58:31.760
then they're like, no, we
don't get to walk the carpet with Rihanna.

832
00:58:31.880 --> 00:58:36.440
I mean that's crazy. He's like
forget it. So then yeah,

833
00:58:36.800 --> 00:58:42.079
Anthony's back in yes, so yes, yes, Carrie called. Yeah,

834
00:58:42.440 --> 00:58:46.039
he's sitting like pantless on the couch. Yeah, battle, yes, Charlotte.

835
00:58:46.199 --> 00:58:51.239
Yes. Charlotte is like, get
over here. I made a terrible

836
00:58:51.360 --> 00:58:55.599
mistake and he's like, I'm back
in. Oh god, this is not

837
00:58:55.800 --> 00:59:00.360
fair they I think they really mistreated
Anthony in this episode. Oh. Absolutely,

838
00:59:00.360 --> 00:59:04.079
well they do the whole time.
So then okay, Carrie has to

839
00:59:04.079 --> 00:59:05.760
get her dress. We have a
long way to go. Have we even

840
00:59:05.840 --> 00:59:09.559
gotten to? Like the podcast will
end with that because that's the big finish.

841
00:59:10.519 --> 00:59:14.639
No, this is this is the
end of this episode. Oh,

842
00:59:14.920 --> 00:59:17.679
other stuff happens in episode two.
Yeah, so the designer, So this

843
00:59:17.840 --> 00:59:23.280
is how it ends. Carrie's designer
girl Smoke Jack Smoke, can't fix the

844
00:59:23.400 --> 00:59:25.599
dress. So she's like, I
can't. I don't know what to do.

845
00:59:25.880 --> 00:59:30.159
I'm so, you can't wear this
dress because my career will be over.

846
00:59:30.559 --> 00:59:32.880
Do you have something else to wear? With my cape? And the

847
00:59:32.960 --> 00:59:42.039
car is veiled beauty that's the theme. So Carrie wears her wedding dress from

848
00:59:42.079 --> 00:59:46.719
her marriage to Big and she's like, and just like that, I repurposed

849
00:59:46.880 --> 00:59:52.840
my pain. Just like that brief, I repurposed my pain. Now I

850
00:59:52.880 --> 00:59:54.400
will say they threw me a little
bit for a loop because when they when

851
00:59:54.440 --> 00:59:58.480
that happened, I thought she was
going to put on her funeral dress because

852
00:59:58.480 --> 01:00:00.360
it was veiled like dry though she's
gonna go with a black dress. So

853
01:00:00.719 --> 01:00:07.039
because memory, yes, but it
was a bad memory because she stood up

854
01:00:07.320 --> 01:00:10.880
right, right, can we say
before we go on this one? He

855
01:00:12.079 --> 01:00:15.119
didn't really stand okay the whole the
whole movie. The first movie was like

856
01:00:15.559 --> 01:00:20.280
based on a fly, like again
like a threes Company episode. He was

857
01:00:20.519 --> 01:00:22.559
having nerves. He tried to call
her a couple of times because he was

858
01:00:22.599 --> 01:00:24.320
like, I really need you to
talk to me, and you know,

859
01:00:24.480 --> 01:00:29.159
like I'm having a freak out here
because he's big. That's what he did,

860
01:00:29.480 --> 01:00:31.320
right. She never answered the phone, so like it wasn't that he

861
01:00:31.440 --> 01:00:37.119
was not he wasn't breaking up with
her. He just was like didn't show

862
01:00:37.199 --> 01:00:38.480
up at first and kept trying to
call and he's like all they say.

863
01:00:38.480 --> 01:00:40.480
I was like, I can't do
this. But he wanted to talk to

864
01:00:40.519 --> 01:00:45.639
her, but she threw the phone
across the room and then threw away her

865
01:00:45.639 --> 01:00:50.960
phone and never spoke to him again
for a year and until like he finally

866
01:00:51.079 --> 01:00:52.280
just tracked her down. He was
like, I've been sending you emails with

867
01:00:52.360 --> 01:00:59.159
like poems and shit like are you
into mirror what? Yes? Yes,

868
01:00:59.360 --> 01:01:01.119
I took it very because I was
like, what the what? That makes

869
01:01:01.199 --> 01:01:06.079
no sense. If she'd just taken
one minute and he could have maybe they

870
01:01:06.119 --> 01:01:07.760
said, look, maybe we do
need to slow Like he wasn't ending it.

871
01:01:07.960 --> 01:01:13.840
He just didn't want to do this
like circus right, okay, wedding

872
01:01:13.920 --> 01:01:15.320
and they ended up getting married like
at a town hall, you know,

873
01:01:15.480 --> 01:01:21.199
like the great House, right,
the town hall. They get married at

874
01:01:21.199 --> 01:01:23.719
the town hall. Like I don't
understand things, so that anyway, that's

875
01:01:23.719 --> 01:01:27.960
the end of that episode. That's
I feel like we've been talking about this

876
01:01:28.039 --> 01:01:30.519
for like six hours. We hit. We just hit an hour, so

877
01:01:30.679 --> 01:01:35.079
yeah, it is. It does
feel like that. It was a long

878
01:01:35.199 --> 01:01:38.079
episode, but it was a good
one and um I laughed hard. And

879
01:01:38.320 --> 01:01:43.239
next week we're gonna just keep doing
this, right, yes, and it

880
01:01:43.400 --> 01:01:46.119
gets insane now before it gets better, it gets way worse because I got

881
01:01:46.199 --> 01:01:51.960
the two one and two mixed up
and two is just out of control.

882
01:01:52.159 --> 01:01:54.320
Yeah, it's really really bad and
I can't wait. The best ways Yeah,

883
01:01:54.360 --> 01:01:57.559
all right, absolute best ways.
I'm gonna give you an f Mary

884
01:01:57.679 --> 01:02:05.239
kill before we go. Okay,
Jay Jay smoke. Harry. Oh my

885
01:02:05.480 --> 01:02:07.920
god, well I can start.
I will, Okay, go ahead,

886
01:02:09.039 --> 01:02:14.599
I think you. I gotta kill
Jay because I've read an article an article,

887
01:02:14.679 --> 01:02:19.360
and they're insufferable, and I don't
I don't think I could. There's

888
01:02:19.400 --> 01:02:25.000
not a lot about Chay that I'd
find either fuckable or marriage material. Okay,

889
01:02:25.039 --> 01:02:29.679
So we killed Chay. We sleep
with smoke, Sleep with smoke,

890
01:02:30.199 --> 01:02:34.719
Mary Mary, Harry, I guess, oh god, I know maybe I'm

891
01:02:34.800 --> 01:02:37.840
Mary Cha. Sorry, Harry.
Well, that's our time. Okay.

892
01:02:37.960 --> 01:02:40.679
Yes, I got uber over to
my I gotta uber to the kitchen and

893
01:02:40.760 --> 01:02:50.280
make myself watermelon something. See you
on Tuesday for the Bachelor. Bachelor Episode

894
01:02:50.400 --> 01:02:53.480
three will be on at that point. Yes, yeah, we'll be bringing

895
01:02:53.480 --> 01:02:55.840
it there and we'll keep doing this
on Thursdays. We love you, guys,

896
01:02:55.920 --> 01:03:00.480
Okay, but be in here.
Bye. Four