WEBVTT 1 00:00:17.719 --> 00:00:24.239 Good morning everyone. Funckle up four four two four Thursday. You know it. 2 00:00:24.679 --> 00:00:28.960 We've had circled on our calendars for a long time. The Valero open. 3 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:36.719 That's what today is. We will have a correspondent live on the ground, 4 00:00:37.039 --> 00:00:42.920 San Antonio at nine o'clock, San Antonio, Man, we're on that 5 00:00:43.039 --> 00:00:46.799 a bit. Larry the Cable Guy eight thirty? You saying that, right, 6 00:00:47.000 --> 00:00:54.439 Larry Cable the guy eight thirty? He's gonna get her done? Is 7 00:00:54.479 --> 00:00:58.600 he gonna yell get her done? Because he's still like we're we introduce him, 8 00:00:58.600 --> 00:01:02.359 Mary, is we just come to town for the Celebrity Golf Classic. 9 00:01:03.280 --> 00:01:07.120 Here he is Larry Cable the Guy? And are we just gonna hear that? 10 00:01:08.280 --> 00:01:14.079 Is he gonna start with that? Certainly king the door open like we 11 00:01:14.120 --> 00:01:17.560 want him to. That's what the world wants, right, is it what 12 00:01:17.640 --> 00:01:25.040 Larry Cable wants? I'm sure Larry Cable believes that he has evolved far beyond 13 00:01:25.079 --> 00:01:30.280 that twenty year old catchphrase. But also, what are we supposed to do? 14 00:01:30.359 --> 00:01:34.879 Say? Hey, will you do your catchphrasemen like it? To do 15 00:01:34.920 --> 00:01:37.400 it now? I bet, I bet at the very beginning of the very 16 00:01:37.480 --> 00:01:42.120 end, he just wraps one off and then we look at all eight of 17 00:01:42.159 --> 00:01:47.480 our arms and there's just goosebumps covering them. It'll look like we all contracted 18 00:01:47.560 --> 00:01:52.799 smallpox. Yes, yes, because he pushed out the window. The chair 19 00:01:52.920 --> 00:01:57.200 just shoots you at the the parking lot, just spring us in the little 20 00:01:57.439 --> 00:02:01.840 out of the building. So on the on the blue collar, Redneck comedy 21 00:02:01.840 --> 00:02:06.439 tour, you had to have a signature catchphrase. Now, this was in 22 00:02:06.480 --> 00:02:10.879 your late nineties early two thousands Sports Center huge with the catchphrase, booh yeah, 23 00:02:12.759 --> 00:02:15.159 Now all that stuff is important. It's boot y'all. You didn't have 24 00:02:15.240 --> 00:02:19.599 it. He screwed up. He didn't say boo y'all. Yes he did. 25 00:02:19.639 --> 00:02:22.280 He said boo yeah, No, he didn't. If you listen, 26 00:02:22.319 --> 00:02:23.680 I'll pull it up. I mean, I'm saying, just because you have 27 00:02:23.800 --> 00:02:29.319 every piece of audio ever, well, yeah, give you any real power, 28 00:02:29.360 --> 00:02:30.840 you would think that that that's not gonna help you. If we square 29 00:02:30.919 --> 00:02:35.879 up, and if I punch it in the face. Does anyone in the 30 00:02:35.919 --> 00:02:39.960 world know it as boo y'all? Boo y'all, yes, boot y'all. 31 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:45.680 Everyone knows it. It's boot y'all. I'm gonna find a compilation video here. 32 00:02:46.639 --> 00:02:50.479 Boo yeah, yeah, No, one said boo yeah, booh. 33 00:02:50.560 --> 00:02:53.159 Yeah, Well now you're changing it a little. You're not. You're turning 34 00:02:53.199 --> 00:02:57.960 the knob just slightly away from yeah to y'all and trying to meet me in 35 00:02:58.000 --> 00:03:05.199 the middle. He's bending the argument. Yes, you are manipulating this. 36 00:03:05.199 --> 00:03:07.840 This has been manipulated, man, I guarantee you. It's my Lewis Hamilton 37 00:03:07.879 --> 00:03:13.360 impression. It's pretty good. After firstap and beat him on a questionable rules 38 00:03:13.400 --> 00:03:17.479 call. This has been manipulated. Man, that's pretty good, Thank you. 39 00:03:19.039 --> 00:03:23.759 I had to do a double take to make sure to sir Lewis wasn't 40 00:03:23.800 --> 00:03:25.360 in. I mean, what a week in racing. If we got that 41 00:03:25.400 --> 00:03:31.199 guy on Lewis It would be so huge. You would be so te t 42 00:03:31.400 --> 00:03:38.199 pants, wouldn't you. Yes, he's cool though I don't know. Yeah, 43 00:03:38.319 --> 00:03:42.000 no, we'd be fine. But yeah, if Lewis Hamilton walked in 44 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:45.479 there, oh my god, he's so good looking, he's tiny, he's 45 00:03:45.520 --> 00:03:51.000 a knight. It's Sir Lewis Hamilton. Boy, I would get the speech 46 00:03:51.120 --> 00:03:59.080 before the segment. No goofy questions. Yeah, this is my interview. 47 00:03:59.199 --> 00:04:03.560 Hey, this is my interview. Both of you to listen. No buffoonery 48 00:04:03.639 --> 00:04:09.000 baylists listen, I know how you operate. This is a night. I 49 00:04:09.000 --> 00:04:11.960 know how you operate. And then right when I say, hey, it's 50 00:04:12.039 --> 00:04:15.840 Lewis Hamilton, You're like, who's the song I made? Is dumb? 51 00:04:15.560 --> 00:04:21.319 Racing is stupid? Look at me, I'm racing again, making jokes about 52 00:04:21.319 --> 00:04:25.519 how the f n F one stands for something else. Yeah, Derek, 53 00:04:27.680 --> 00:04:30.920 we can't have Lewis Hamilton on because of your behavior. I could have had 54 00:04:30.959 --> 00:04:36.160 him apologizable times and I have declined on what level, like a Mario Lopez 55 00:04:36.240 --> 00:04:40.920 level or just kind of No, I don't have any relationship with Lewis Hamilton. 56 00:04:41.639 --> 00:04:47.319 Finally, no unforgettable Stuart Scott catchphrases. Thank god? On what else? 57 00:04:47.319 --> 00:04:49.920 We got Kolo to the other side of the I'd say Danny needs to 58 00:04:49.920 --> 00:04:54.680 be cooler than the other side of the pillow in the Lewis Hamilton interview, 59 00:04:55.279 --> 00:04:57.920 and look out for the jokes machine and the reason we got here. First 60 00:04:57.920 --> 00:05:01.720 of all, though Jeff Fox were he started it all right, well for 61 00:05:01.800 --> 00:05:13.360 that group Red Nick, Okay, that's good. That was then that's funny. 62 00:05:13.519 --> 00:05:24.839 Accidently, I guess your first cousinant fan reunion. That is all? 63 00:05:25.040 --> 00:05:31.759 What's up? Doc? Pretty good? And I'll give him that over bill 64 00:05:31.920 --> 00:05:36.120 Ingvill. Let me just say, not a fan. Many are I know 65 00:05:36.199 --> 00:05:41.439 this one. It's something like like the Bless your Heart guy on TV, 66 00:05:41.720 --> 00:05:46.399 something like that. You don't like the way you look, I guarantee it. 67 00:05:46.399 --> 00:05:49.959 Okay, what we do like the way you look? I guarantee you 68 00:05:50.000 --> 00:05:58.800 the men's warehouse, I guarantee bill Ingvill. What was does bless your heart? 69 00:05:58.959 --> 00:06:01.519 No, bless your heart? Close to that? It was not even 70 00:06:01.560 --> 00:06:10.879 close to It was here's your sign? This bit was here's your sign. 71 00:06:11.439 --> 00:06:14.040 I hope Christina raise up because we used to make fun of this all the 72 00:06:14.079 --> 00:06:17.120 time. I bet she's not well, right on the edge and should get 73 00:06:17.120 --> 00:06:21.040 my back when everyone will look at me with what is it? Here's your 74 00:06:21.079 --> 00:06:28.879 sign? Yes? That was his bit classic like you do something stupid, 75 00:06:29.439 --> 00:06:32.720 here's your sign that you shouldn't have done it, and it played off of 76 00:06:34.199 --> 00:06:39.160 you might be a red nag, leading to Larry the Cable Guy's meteoric rise. 77 00:06:41.399 --> 00:06:46.920 How many other country comics didn you name? Well, I mean I 78 00:06:46.920 --> 00:06:49.360 don't really know many, and I didn't even really see any of them. 79 00:06:49.560 --> 00:06:54.519 But then then another guy with him too, who I never This is stuff 80 00:06:54.560 --> 00:06:59.519 I just remember, like did Ron White get thrown into that? Yeah, 81 00:06:59.839 --> 00:07:05.160 hit isn't them Okay, he's funny. They're all funny. They're all freaking 82 00:07:05.240 --> 00:07:12.360 funny. I just don't know the problem is they get pigeonholed by those tours, 83 00:07:13.360 --> 00:07:15.399 you know, where you get a bunch of them together and they get 84 00:07:15.480 --> 00:07:19.959 kind of stuck in in uh by their catchphrases are kind of trapped by those 85 00:07:20.000 --> 00:07:24.879 two trapped can find in a prison of your own design. And Larry the 86 00:07:24.959 --> 00:07:30.399 Cable who's brilliant. Yeah, he's really good. Larry the Cable guy is 87 00:07:30.439 --> 00:07:34.959 not country guy Georgia. But he's like he's his name is Lawrence, Lawrence 88 00:07:35.040 --> 00:07:41.920 Cable. I mean he's not like he's doing a character. Yeah, isn't 89 00:07:41.920 --> 00:07:45.480 there there's there's a video of him doing like regular stand up. Yeah, 90 00:07:45.720 --> 00:07:49.360 and it's great. He's just doing a looter. Who's the new guy that 91 00:07:49.959 --> 00:07:59.519 is it? Trey Crowder? Huh Trey Crowder j Crowder. Tray Crowders is 92 00:07:59.560 --> 00:08:05.040 an Alabam. I'm a guy I'm thinking the Tennessee kid. He's Trey Crowded, 93 00:08:05.120 --> 00:08:07.839 the liberal redneck. Oh, he's the guy that sounds about as deep 94 00:08:07.920 --> 00:08:11.879 South as you can get. But he just rips on Trump all the time. 95 00:08:13.360 --> 00:08:16.160 We've been asked to have Dusty Sleigh on next week. You know, 96 00:08:16.279 --> 00:08:22.839 Dusty Sleigh another Southeastern, very deep voice. He's funny. I've seen him. 97 00:08:24.439 --> 00:08:26.120 So I feel like you're kind of pushing this on us. It's just 98 00:08:26.120 --> 00:08:30.000 got tough day Wednesday before the Masters. I don't know if it's a good 99 00:08:30.040 --> 00:08:33.480 day to happen, you know, I don't know. I don't know. 100 00:08:33.759 --> 00:08:37.759 Okay, you ready for Stuart Scott's catchphrases? Sure? Oh JJ, crep 101 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:43.559 me up? Please? Oh, here we go. Attribute first? What 102 00:08:43.879 --> 00:08:46.879 Oh, it's not. It's not the audio of them. It's they're all 103 00:08:46.879 --> 00:08:52.080 on like a power point. Well that sucks. It doesn't matter. We 104 00:08:52.080 --> 00:08:56.759 don't need to hear it. Just read the lifts and do it. Okay, 105 00:08:56.080 --> 00:08:58.519 No, but then he's gonna say boot yeah, Well that's what it 106 00:08:58.639 --> 00:09:03.679 is. How's it spelled boo yeah? Spelled boo y'all? But he didn't 107 00:09:03.679 --> 00:09:07.320 say boo yall? He went boo yeah? Did he said boo? Yeah? 108 00:09:09.000 --> 00:09:13.000 I don't believe. No one believes you. No one ever believes you 109 00:09:13.440 --> 00:09:18.200 supports center top ten one liners. Now see another's playing allies. This sucks. 110 00:09:20.120 --> 00:09:22.080 We didn't know we were gonna go there though. There he is doing 111 00:09:22.120 --> 00:09:26.440 the Michael Jordan's flu game. I bet he drops a boo yeah in there. 112 00:09:26.679 --> 00:09:28.639 No way, but I don't want to watch the three minute highlight. 113 00:09:28.080 --> 00:09:31.840 Now, if you're David crossed from the rest of the development, you might 114 00:09:31.879 --> 00:09:37.720 say boo y'all, Okay, not Stuart Scott boo yeah. I'm just saying, 115 00:09:39.039 --> 00:09:41.159 all right, I think I'll get a lot of support on this. 116 00:09:41.720 --> 00:09:43.720 Okay, update from San Antonio. Man, you don't want this, guys. 117 00:09:45.080 --> 00:09:52.240 Boo yah yeah, this this article is gonna calls him Stuart boo yah 118 00:09:52.279 --> 00:09:56.840 Scott. Uh. But it's how he said it, Okay, all right, 119 00:09:56.879 --> 00:10:01.559 man, Well maybe he was mispronouncing it. Yeah, he was miscrotching 120 00:10:01.600 --> 00:10:05.519 his own yeah catchphrase. Uh. I mean you've heard him say it, 121 00:10:05.600 --> 00:10:11.480 right. I'm amazed that there's even a debate about it. There's not a 122 00:10:11.559 --> 00:10:16.720 disagreement about this. There really isn't. Okay. I think I think I'll 123 00:10:16.720 --> 00:10:22.080 get it in this commercial. Yeah, Royce Clayton takes one top five ooh 124 00:10:22.159 --> 00:10:26.440 yeah, Royce Clayton takes one. Guzman out Royce slawyer roll kid. It's 125 00:10:26.440 --> 00:10:30.399 only his fifth homer of the year, but he rushed it and crushed at 126 00:10:30.440 --> 00:10:33.720 four hundred and twenty three feet three. Butta because he is on a roll 127 00:10:35.200 --> 00:10:37.960 at a time. That's a good one. That was a good one. 128 00:10:37.360 --> 00:10:41.759 Did you google search? No YouTube video? It's what it's it's coming sewer 129 00:10:41.799 --> 00:10:46.679 Scott mispronounced his own catchphrase. Think how crazy it would be if I showed 130 00:10:46.759 --> 00:10:50.960 up to work, okay, not knowing this would come up, and I 131 00:10:50.120 --> 00:10:54.240 was just you know what, I'm really just going to disagree with Mike today. 132 00:10:54.799 --> 00:10:58.000 Boo y'all. It's it's it's gonna be different. No, it's like 133 00:10:58.039 --> 00:11:03.600 what I truly remember, remember it as it would be strange if I didn't 134 00:11:03.639 --> 00:11:11.200 stand up for this. No, it was Tomato's cignature phrase. Uh, 135 00:11:11.480 --> 00:11:13.960 I don't know if he had one. Here let me see this bad boy. 136 00:11:15.120 --> 00:11:18.279 Here's a compilation. Kevin might be right. I don't know. I 137 00:11:18.320 --> 00:11:22.200 am willing to admit it if I'm wrong, but I always thought it was. 138 00:11:22.279 --> 00:11:26.279 Boo yoll just admit that your guys are uncomfortable. Oh yeah. Royce 139 00:11:26.360 --> 00:11:33.159 Clayton takes one Guzman out. He related to old mister G who was a 140 00:11:33.200 --> 00:11:37.440 neighbor of his. This is his daughter. He was punctuated when lightning crash 141 00:11:37.679 --> 00:11:43.679 crash started cracking up. You know, label your g D videos properly, 142 00:11:43.759 --> 00:11:48.399 this says Stuart Scott Boo Yah compilation. He says it once and then they 143 00:11:48.440 --> 00:11:50.799 get people talking about him. It's always dicey to play audio that we haven't. 144 00:11:50.919 --> 00:11:54.120 Yeah, I'll never do that again. I will never do that again. 145 00:11:54.240 --> 00:11:58.080 I will do it three more times this hour. I know. Here's 146 00:11:58.120 --> 00:12:01.919 the quardback. Thank you taking it? Okay, So we got san Antonio 147 00:12:03.000 --> 00:12:07.240 man down there for the Valero Open today. Is he dressed and ready? 148 00:12:09.360 --> 00:12:16.639 Okay? If you missed the nine o'clock segment yesterday. Basically there's a listener 149 00:12:16.639 --> 00:12:20.039 from san Antonio. In fact, he called in on Tuesday to the speakeasy 150 00:12:20.080 --> 00:12:26.200 to see if he could to volunteer guys over your course, reporter. I 151 00:12:26.240 --> 00:12:28.919 lived by the course, and they said, well, that's more of a 152 00:12:28.919 --> 00:12:35.200 Sroy thing. So he texted and then called into us yesterday and explained that 153 00:12:35.240 --> 00:12:39.600 he lives near the golf course, but there's a wooded area preventing him from 154 00:12:39.600 --> 00:12:45.840 getting there. And basically he brought up the idea of trespassing and we were 155 00:12:45.879 --> 00:12:50.039 like, you won't get arrest of his idea. Yeah, it was We're 156 00:12:50.080 --> 00:12:52.279 not even encouraging this. So we had twenty minutes of just talking. What's 157 00:12:52.320 --> 00:12:56.080 the best way to go though, if you were to sneak on to a 158 00:12:56.200 --> 00:13:01.279 place, lanyard, carry a step ladder, clipboard, tablet, hard hat, 159 00:13:01.440 --> 00:13:05.440 goggles, there's plenty of options. Orange vests if you have one, 160 00:13:05.679 --> 00:13:09.679 have a bit of an albi talking volunteering for Frost Bank. There's a lot 161 00:13:09.679 --> 00:13:16.360 of plays that you have. I texted him last night because he said, 162 00:13:16.360 --> 00:13:18.840 I'm gonna do a recon mission tonight. I'll send picks and let you know. 163 00:13:18.159 --> 00:13:20.360 I texted at six thirty one last night. I said, how we 164 00:13:20.399 --> 00:13:24.080 feeling, Big dog nice? And he said, I'm working on it. 165 00:13:24.440 --> 00:13:35.720 Calm down, all right, that's funny, Okay, So he was probably 166 00:13:35.720 --> 00:13:37.039 feeling a little panic a moment. He said, what did I do? 167 00:13:37.120 --> 00:13:41.799 It sounds such a fun ideas in the middle of trying to figure it out, 168 00:13:41.840 --> 00:13:46.039 calm down. Six thirty seven. I respond, you're the kind of 169 00:13:46.080 --> 00:13:48.559 guy we need. He said, I'm the kind of guy everybody needs. 170 00:13:48.759 --> 00:13:52.399 Just be patient. I'm about to do the recon mission. By the way, 171 00:13:52.559 --> 00:13:56.759 just so you know that Mike Siio guy can't be trusted. Wait did 172 00:13:56.759 --> 00:14:03.960 you throw that in? He all here. Then he sent me a picture 173 00:14:05.039 --> 00:14:09.679 of what appears to be either a portion of his yard or the beginning of 174 00:14:09.720 --> 00:14:13.720 the wooded area that he is going to have to traverse through today. He 175 00:14:13.759 --> 00:14:16.440 said, here we go. On the other side of these trees is the 176 00:14:16.480 --> 00:14:24.840 San Antonio Hill Country TPC. And then he shoots a picture of you know 177 00:14:24.879 --> 00:14:28.279 what do they call the temporary bleachers that are built, And it's got the 178 00:14:28.320 --> 00:14:33.919 logo the Valero Texas open right there on the course. He's on the ground 179 00:14:33.919 --> 00:14:37.600 and is at the back of the bleachers. I think. So he walked 180 00:14:37.000 --> 00:14:41.600 from his house through the wooded area and just it opened up and took golf 181 00:14:43.120 --> 00:14:46.120 emerged to the PGA tour. He texted me, I made it through the 182 00:14:46.159 --> 00:14:50.039 woods. I gotta keep moving, Okay, see how I can get to 183 00:14:50.120 --> 00:14:54.279 the course. There's a lot of dudes on golf carts driving around. They 184 00:14:54.279 --> 00:14:58.080 seem to be maintenance guys. I'm on whole fifteen. There's no fence, 185 00:14:58.960 --> 00:15:01.039 no fence. There's a dude water in the tea box. He said, 186 00:15:01.039 --> 00:15:05.159 if I walk up here tomorrow, I might get smashed. I buy a 187 00:15:05.200 --> 00:15:07.240 t shot. Yeah, And then he typed in two, one, four, 188 00:15:07.279 --> 00:15:13.960 all threes. There's no fence. I can walk wherever I want to 189 00:15:15.000 --> 00:15:20.000 walk. No lanyards is the key and a golf shirt. Will we set 190 00:15:20.039 --> 00:15:22.799 them up for success? We told him, golf shirt, lanyards, stay 191 00:15:22.840 --> 00:15:26.799 on the phone. That's if you can't acquire walkie talkie. Did you overnight 192 00:15:26.840 --> 00:15:31.519 the walkie talkie to him? Malcolm's number two walkie talking I had it sent 193 00:15:31.600 --> 00:15:35.279 by drone. Okay, so it's honestly it's buzzing its way there right now. 194 00:15:35.480 --> 00:15:37.320 Yep, it's got a dead battery somewhere. Short of walks ahead, 195 00:15:37.360 --> 00:15:41.720 you're going at a solid thirty two miles an hour. I recommend that instead 196 00:15:41.720 --> 00:15:46.799 of golf short golf shirt, this man wear orange jumpsuit to just cut out 197 00:15:46.879 --> 00:15:50.279 the middleman. Just be dressed for Yeah, dress for the job you want, 198 00:15:52.799 --> 00:15:56.080 Dressed for the job you're gonna get. Yeah, your inevitable job, 199 00:15:56.440 --> 00:16:00.480 which is smashing a big rock into lots of tiny rocks. Does he know 200 00:16:00.679 --> 00:16:06.679 that? Uh? Does he know golfer like don't walk onto the tea box, 201 00:16:06.720 --> 00:16:10.600 like across a green. That's my that was my question. I was 202 00:16:10.639 --> 00:16:14.919 thinking too, because we want him to follow Marikawa and Max Homa. That 203 00:16:15.039 --> 00:16:18.600 is the strategy here. Well, hold on HUDs. So I gave him 204 00:16:18.600 --> 00:16:22.159 the instruction at eight ten, I said, JJ will call this number. 205 00:16:22.279 --> 00:16:26.320 It'll be from a two to one four number. I here ant nine am 206 00:16:26.399 --> 00:16:29.679 tomorrow morning. He said, I ain't scared, bro, I got this 207 00:16:30.559 --> 00:16:33.679 cutting edge radio broadcasting. I was able to walk out of the woods onto 208 00:16:33.720 --> 00:16:38.120 the whole fifteen tea bop. That's amazing. Don't walk onto the tea box. 209 00:16:38.279 --> 00:16:41.240 Well, this is where Okay, all he needs to do is get 210 00:16:41.279 --> 00:16:45.200 through the damn woods and find anything that resembles a gallery or a fan. 211 00:16:45.519 --> 00:16:48.480 You're in blend in. It's over and frankly at that point, I don't 212 00:16:48.480 --> 00:16:52.399 know if we need them on the phone just walking around as a member of 213 00:16:52.440 --> 00:16:56.639 the gallery of the Valero Open. The true result that we want is Max 214 00:16:56.679 --> 00:17:02.039 Homa's performance on three right, which might be a problem now, yeah, 215 00:17:02.039 --> 00:17:04.319 which we're probably not even gonna have him in time for him. Yeah, 216 00:17:04.880 --> 00:17:08.440 we'll find that out on the internet. That's okay, though that makes me 217 00:17:08.519 --> 00:17:14.440 sad, you know that. Switch it to six or seven. It doesn't 218 00:17:14.480 --> 00:17:18.119 matter the point. The goal is going to be we see him on TV 219 00:17:18.279 --> 00:17:22.279 too. Lyrics lyrics can be changed. It could be max home a bog 220 00:17:22.359 --> 00:17:25.960 eat on one. Yeah, you know, there you go? Or eight. 221 00:17:26.440 --> 00:17:33.119 I said about eight, Yeah, which hard on a Okay, all 222 00:17:33.240 --> 00:17:37.039 right, yeah, switch is something more likely apar. So I'm just trying 223 00:17:37.039 --> 00:17:38.279 to try and support him. At this point, I said, you're superman. 224 00:17:38.400 --> 00:17:44.319 He said, calm down. I found a clipboard. That's the second 225 00:17:44.319 --> 00:17:48.400 time he's amazing. Second time he's told you to calm down too. You're 226 00:17:48.400 --> 00:17:51.640 whipping his ass. Yeah. So this morning I got a text for him 227 00:17:51.680 --> 00:17:56.039 at five forty seven am. S A man is up and getting prepared. 228 00:17:56.599 --> 00:18:03.559 Here's the deal. No signs about crestpossing, no fencer barrier of any kind, 229 00:18:03.640 --> 00:18:07.279 just thick wooded area. But I found a path to the whole fifteen 230 00:18:07.359 --> 00:18:11.839 tea box. This is happening, Katie. I need some coffee. I 231 00:18:11.839 --> 00:18:14.759 said, we're about to talk about you, bro, he said, I'm 232 00:18:14.799 --> 00:18:18.000 tuning in. Dude. Should we get him on right now and see if 233 00:18:18.039 --> 00:18:22.680 he knows the rules of golf? Yeah? Yes, probably, But what 234 00:18:22.720 --> 00:18:26.039 else we need to tell him? You know that we love him and support 235 00:18:26.119 --> 00:18:29.599 him, just kind of give him his final Yeah, like a navy man 236 00:18:30.319 --> 00:18:33.759 getting ready to head off to see yeah, we kick our one leg back 237 00:18:33.799 --> 00:18:36.920 and give him one peck on the lips, and if he does, in 238 00:18:36.920 --> 00:18:41.400 fact get arrested that we are happy to take care of his bail. If 239 00:18:41.480 --> 00:18:45.440 they will barter with us for Alberne's gift cards, yes, we're willing to. 240 00:18:45.799 --> 00:18:51.559 They might be expired. I don't possibly expired. Albernes found a stack 241 00:18:51.640 --> 00:18:53.240 of him in a jacket that I haven't worn in a year. I just 242 00:18:55.200 --> 00:18:57.720 like twenty of them, right like. It might be one thousand dollars the 243 00:18:57.759 --> 00:19:03.000 gift cards, or it might be twenty dollars. Well, I hand them 244 00:19:03.000 --> 00:19:06.839 over. I think somebody burned through all them gift cards. Yeah, I 245 00:19:06.920 --> 00:19:11.160 mean we got the empties eligible and they might have shut down. I don't 246 00:19:11.160 --> 00:19:15.599 really know. Probably not. That restaurant is never gonna shut down. Morning 247 00:19:15.640 --> 00:19:21.079 News. Yeah, they've got that special guest room that prints money. Yes, 248 00:19:22.079 --> 00:19:26.799 we had a good night there eating. Yeah. The guy's got als 249 00:19:26.839 --> 00:19:32.759 though, right. Alburne joining us down the free hotline. It is san 250 00:19:32.799 --> 00:19:37.880 Antonio Man, Good morning, This is san Antonio Man. I will tell 251 00:19:37.920 --> 00:19:41.200 you right out of the gates, Kat who appears to be calm, so 252 00:19:41.240 --> 00:19:42.680 you don't need to remind him to calm down. We need to calm down, 253 00:19:42.720 --> 00:19:45.440 man, because you know, there's a lot of work going into this. 254 00:19:45.480 --> 00:19:48.680 He just needs to calm down. I know. And you're the one 255 00:19:48.680 --> 00:19:51.720 on the front lines, dude, And it's like when you see your your 256 00:19:51.880 --> 00:19:56.319 general in the command center, you general, whatever your name is. I 257 00:19:56.880 --> 00:19:59.039 know, I'm on the front line. Okay, there's a lot of stress 258 00:19:59.079 --> 00:20:03.079 going on. Okay, right, ay, ready to calm down. We're 259 00:20:03.279 --> 00:20:10.599 okay. I'm just kidding. I kind of love responding to almost any text 260 00:20:10.880 --> 00:20:15.920 I received calm down. I do that. I have a friend of mine 261 00:20:15.079 --> 00:20:18.519 that I do that all the time, and she hates it. Is it? 262 00:20:19.400 --> 00:20:23.160 Why is calm down? Why is it when you say the words calm 263 00:20:23.240 --> 00:20:29.519 down, it immediately sends skyrockets the other person's blood pressure. It never works, 264 00:20:30.519 --> 00:20:34.640 It elevates the whole Its hilarious. All right, So you're up and 265 00:20:34.680 --> 00:20:40.160 at him, dude? Are you doing calous? I can't just keep talking? 266 00:20:41.000 --> 00:20:42.559 What? Yeah? No, go ahead? Are you doing some stretching, 267 00:20:42.599 --> 00:20:45.279 some calisten X. We're getting our head right. Coffee, coffee, 268 00:20:45.359 --> 00:20:51.839 Okay, I'm drinking coffee. Is your outfit laid out? I got my 269 00:20:52.400 --> 00:20:56.400 I'm gonna I got my soft shirt. I'm not gonna do it. Man, 270 00:20:56.799 --> 00:21:00.160 this is gonna be so easy. I'm not even doing laying here or 271 00:21:00.160 --> 00:21:03.960 you're a clipboard or nothing. Just walk through the woods. This person, 272 00:21:03.960 --> 00:21:07.759 I've ever done this. I've only lived here for six months. I walked 273 00:21:07.799 --> 00:21:11.160 through the woods. I knew where a tea box was because I can hear 274 00:21:11.200 --> 00:21:15.039 the I always hear the people teeing off over there. I walked through the 275 00:21:15.079 --> 00:21:19.880 woods. There's a path. I didn't even have to It wasn't even that 276 00:21:19.960 --> 00:21:23.279 hard, dude. I walked out out of the woods right onto the damn 277 00:21:25.799 --> 00:21:29.759 a whole fifteen tea box. Okay, we we talked about that briefly. 278 00:21:29.839 --> 00:21:33.079 Now, are you a golfer. I haven't a swung club in like ten 279 00:21:33.119 --> 00:21:36.640 years, dude. Okay, but do you know that kind of the basic 280 00:21:37.920 --> 00:21:41.160 etiquette, Like dudes, and like you're you're not gonna want to walk upon 281 00:21:41.559 --> 00:21:45.039 or really that close to the actual tea box or the green. Don't just 282 00:21:45.119 --> 00:21:48.000 trape through it through a bunker if there's one in front of you. But 283 00:21:48.119 --> 00:21:52.119 look, dude, dude, when you walk up that that path I went 284 00:21:52.119 --> 00:21:55.839 through, that I found in the woods, and you come right up at 285 00:21:55.839 --> 00:21:59.000 the tea box, and there's nothing anywhere in a direction. You can't see 286 00:21:59.000 --> 00:22:03.519 anything. There's so many you use. The course is narrow, you know, 287 00:22:03.000 --> 00:22:07.880 there's no there's nothing. Did you need to look to the right, 288 00:22:07.920 --> 00:22:10.799 look to the left, there's there's nothing. Okay, But are you on 289 00:22:10.839 --> 00:22:14.599 the wrong side of the hole, like, are you are you on the 290 00:22:14.839 --> 00:22:18.119 are you on the right side of the hole? Is there gallery where the 291 00:22:18.160 --> 00:22:19.400 crowd is supposed to be on your side of the hole or do you have 292 00:22:19.440 --> 00:22:22.279 to like cross the hole behind? I don't know what you are talking about 293 00:22:22.599 --> 00:22:27.200 grandstands and stuff, but I put this tea box. There's nothing there. 294 00:22:27.359 --> 00:22:30.400 So once you get in there, it's just trees. It's like narrow. 295 00:22:30.440 --> 00:22:33.720 It's like there's trees in every direction. You can't see anything or anybody. 296 00:22:34.039 --> 00:22:37.519 There's happened to be a dude out there water in the tea box. How 297 00:22:37.839 --> 00:22:41.799 He's like, what are you doing here? I'm like, man, I 298 00:22:41.839 --> 00:22:47.119 live right there, dude, And he's like, well, you know, 299 00:22:47.200 --> 00:22:49.920 there's no fence, there's no barrier, there's no no test patching signs. 300 00:22:51.000 --> 00:22:52.839 Yeah, all right, okay, So here's my question. How confident are 301 00:22:52.880 --> 00:22:56.160 you that you can actually get on the course, not like, well, 302 00:22:56.960 --> 00:23:00.240 like be a part of the gallery and then planned in with the gallery. 303 00:23:02.200 --> 00:23:04.480 Oh man, that's going to be easy. Okay, okay, okay, 304 00:23:04.720 --> 00:23:08.759 well I love the confidence. That's gonna be easy. But it's like when 305 00:23:08.759 --> 00:23:15.759 you walk in the woods up to that che box. There's there's no I 306 00:23:15.799 --> 00:23:18.440 mean it's narrow and wooded and there's there's no there's happened to be one dude 307 00:23:18.519 --> 00:23:21.759 up there, water in the box. Okay, there'd be a lot more 308 00:23:21.799 --> 00:23:25.119 people out there. Yeah, nobody would have seen me. There's no grand 309 00:23:25.200 --> 00:23:27.680 stands at that hole, at that tea box, there's no But you know, 310 00:23:27.720 --> 00:23:32.559 the tournament hadn't started. Then we have a professional sporting that it happened. 311 00:23:32.720 --> 00:23:34.240 It could be different today. It could be different today. It will 312 00:23:34.279 --> 00:23:37.720 be very different today. There will be more people, there will be TV 313 00:23:37.839 --> 00:23:41.440 cameras, there will be the security. Well, yes, there will be 314 00:23:41.480 --> 00:23:45.440 tons of security, but I don't I don't know that it'll stop you from 315 00:23:45.599 --> 00:23:48.920 where you're walking up to from getting onto the court. Yeah, I mean, 316 00:23:48.920 --> 00:23:51.720 it's just like this. It's like isolated out there. It's like there's 317 00:23:51.799 --> 00:23:53.759 nothing there. Just happened to be one dude at the water in the box. 318 00:23:53.799 --> 00:24:00.440 What what is the first tee off. Okay, so you do you 319 00:24:00.440 --> 00:24:03.119 have is it fifty five minutes on the button? Okay? San Antonio, 320 00:24:03.240 --> 00:24:07.440 Man, do you do you have a plan to do some pre recon like 321 00:24:07.480 --> 00:24:11.319 to maybe go out there thirty minutes early to kind of just set check. 322 00:24:11.480 --> 00:24:15.440 You know that you are talking about nine o'clock. I playing on being on 323 00:24:15.440 --> 00:24:18.319 the course by like, I don't know it's thirty that's a good idea. 324 00:24:18.039 --> 00:24:21.720 Yeah, you know. No, no, I'm gonna have to walk around. 325 00:24:21.759 --> 00:24:23.440 I'm have to walk. Do you want to hear him going through the 326 00:24:23.440 --> 00:24:26.200 woods? Yeah? I kind of. Do you want to hear the when 327 00:24:26.279 --> 00:24:30.759 you breach? Yeah, like I don't. We don't need a golf course 328 00:24:30.839 --> 00:24:36.160 car correspondent and I came up on the other side. I was like, 329 00:24:36.480 --> 00:24:41.960 it was like, look, did you see the picture? Yeah, you 330 00:24:41.039 --> 00:24:45.960 just talked about it. What is the distance you would say from when you 331 00:24:45.000 --> 00:24:49.400 when you start the entering into the wooded area to the time you emerge to 332 00:24:49.480 --> 00:24:52.319 the other side. What would you say? I thought I had about one 333 00:24:52.400 --> 00:24:56.279 hundred feet, but I think it was more like two hundred feet. Okay, 334 00:24:56.359 --> 00:25:00.039 that's a good thick strip of woods. We ideally fig it was pretty 335 00:25:00.039 --> 00:25:03.119 stife. But then I found a path half way through. I found a 336 00:25:03.160 --> 00:25:07.279 path that went right up to that tea box. Ideally, san Antonio, 337 00:25:07.319 --> 00:25:11.240 man, we want to have you call in while your health heals on. 338 00:25:11.319 --> 00:25:18.839 You don't put it out your name, name, God, what are you 339 00:25:18.880 --> 00:25:23.519 trying to do. We're trying to keep our hands killing off of your actions. 340 00:25:25.000 --> 00:25:29.680 The more information you give us it implicates us. Yeah, I remember, 341 00:25:29.799 --> 00:25:33.720 Okay, I'm my bad. And one of our strategies yesterday was if 342 00:25:33.759 --> 00:25:36.319 you get in a pinch, just be on your phone and keep talking. 343 00:25:36.400 --> 00:25:37.720 And I have a feeling that's not going to be a problem for you. 344 00:25:37.799 --> 00:25:41.640 San Antonio man, I'm pretty confident, but are all going to build me 345 00:25:41.680 --> 00:25:48.160 out if something happens. Is a downbeat going to step up? Your phone 346 00:25:48.160 --> 00:25:52.000 connection is not very good. This might be a problem to the interview writer. 347 00:25:52.880 --> 00:25:55.720 Keep coming in and coming out. You are way down in San Antonio. 348 00:25:56.160 --> 00:25:59.240 So ideally you're on the phone with us boots on your property, and 349 00:25:59.240 --> 00:26:02.039 then we hear, yeah, you're going through the wood. You're risking it 350 00:26:02.119 --> 00:26:04.640 all you emerge. I'm doing that. That's what we want live on the 351 00:26:04.680 --> 00:26:07.119 phone. I don't need you like, hey, I'm holding over number seven. 352 00:26:08.240 --> 00:26:11.960 I've always wanted to be a field reporter. Okay, well, today's 353 00:26:11.960 --> 00:26:14.279 your day, man, this is your morning. You're gonna have to whisper 354 00:26:14.759 --> 00:26:17.920 or not whisper. You're to talk quietly. If you're talking to people's backswings, 355 00:26:17.960 --> 00:26:21.319 you're going to draw attention to what earlier we're going to have When you'll 356 00:26:21.359 --> 00:26:22.640 call me later, We're gonna have to, you know, whisper a little 357 00:26:22.640 --> 00:26:27.480 bit. And fifteen is a good area probably to be. I think for 358 00:26:27.599 --> 00:26:33.119 when homa or more b K, where do I need to be at? 359 00:26:33.119 --> 00:26:36.240 What time do I need to be there? Do you Well, we'll call 360 00:26:36.279 --> 00:26:40.799 you at nine, So just be in the woods at nine looking at the 361 00:26:41.440 --> 00:26:47.160 the point we want to We want you live at nine. We're not doing 362 00:26:47.240 --> 00:26:49.480 live ticker reports from the village. Yeah, we don't care about this stupid 363 00:26:49.559 --> 00:26:55.440 golf tournament. We care about you traversing. We need to hear you going 364 00:26:55.480 --> 00:27:00.359 through the woods and describing your experience to us beneath your g I'm gonna take 365 00:27:00.400 --> 00:27:06.240 a video that's not gonna help our listeners. No, this this is this 366 00:27:06.319 --> 00:27:08.640 is this is fun. Okay, okay, okay, okay, I get 367 00:27:08.680 --> 00:27:11.960 it all right, San Antonio, Man hear me out for a minute. 368 00:27:12.000 --> 00:27:21.039 So you be in the woods at nine, JJ will call you okay, 369 00:27:21.160 --> 00:27:25.400 in the woods, Okay. Then when you walk onto the course, that's 370 00:27:25.440 --> 00:27:29.839 around the time that you should be getting on and we will do that live 371 00:27:29.880 --> 00:27:32.039 on the air. Okay, when you walk onto the course, when you 372 00:27:32.160 --> 00:27:36.599 emerge, when you emerge from the woods, and then you will join up. 373 00:27:36.640 --> 00:27:38.599 And it was heavenly yesterday when I walked up, came out of the 374 00:27:38.599 --> 00:27:41.759 woods, went up this hill and all of a sudden, I'm on this 375 00:27:41.880 --> 00:27:45.079 tea box and it got that big balaro open sign right there that I say 376 00:27:45.119 --> 00:27:48.400 you a picture. Yeah, I mean, it was like, we gotta, 377 00:27:48.440 --> 00:27:49.440 we gotta, we gotta hurry. We're gonna be like what do you 378 00:27:49.480 --> 00:27:53.880 know what Max Homa and Colin Morricle will look like. No, I'm I 379 00:27:53.920 --> 00:27:57.240 know who Tiger Woods is. Okay, there will be signs describe what you 380 00:27:57.279 --> 00:28:02.039 think. Colin Morricle fifty three, I don't I don't know who all the 381 00:28:02.079 --> 00:28:04.960 young players are. Okay, all right, you know that what we're doing 382 00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:08.319 right, you know when we're calling you know, I just need to know 383 00:28:08.359 --> 00:28:11.359 when I get on there where what where do I need to hit? Just 384 00:28:11.480 --> 00:28:15.960 listen to our instructions. We will walk you through day. We'll give you 385 00:28:15.160 --> 00:28:22.160 Okay, stand by for further instructions. Maybe look up the images of Morikawa 386 00:28:22.240 --> 00:28:23.960 and Homa, just so you kind of have a general idea of who your 387 00:28:25.039 --> 00:28:33.200 victims are. Jesus, we'll figure it out. And just to be clear, 388 00:28:33.240 --> 00:28:36.440 san Antonio man, we want you to do absolutely nothing that would impede 389 00:28:36.440 --> 00:28:40.000 the golf tournament in any way. Nothing wild, No, we're nothing. 390 00:28:38.960 --> 00:28:42.160 I'm not going to do anything stupid, okay, stupid, okay, right, 391 00:28:42.319 --> 00:28:45.200 just the trusty. I'm a little crazy, but I'm not stupid. 392 00:28:45.440 --> 00:28:48.519 That's our guy, that's san Antonio. I'm not gonna I'm not going to 393 00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:52.000 walk out across the fairway or yeah, okay, I think I can get 394 00:28:52.000 --> 00:28:56.279 you on TV. Yeah, that's face two. That's face two. I 395 00:28:56.319 --> 00:28:59.559 think we can get you on TV. That would be awesome. All right. 396 00:28:59.559 --> 00:29:02.559 Figure out who the featured groups are. Do you have a cowboy hat 397 00:29:02.640 --> 00:29:08.480 or anything? Group is home of more Kawa, helmet loud? Sure like 398 00:29:08.519 --> 00:29:11.799 a golfer. Okay, that's good. All right, we gotta go, 399 00:29:11.839 --> 00:29:14.960 san Antonio man, drink a few more cups of coffee. Man, we 400 00:29:14.960 --> 00:29:18.279 need to get you fired up for this. Don't fall asleep, bro walking 401 00:29:18.319 --> 00:29:21.359 on. Hi Man, okay, all right, thank you, SA Man. 402 00:29:21.720 --> 00:29:23.640 Com down, this is happening. Calm down, all right, Ce 403 00:29:23.920 --> 00:29:26.799 say calm down. Okay, now, don't tell me what to do, 404 00:29:26.880 --> 00:29:30.079 san Antonio. Man, all right, there he goes. He's ready to 405 00:29:30.079 --> 00:29:33.039 around. Coming up next. Do you guys know what the Super League is? 406 00:29:33.160 --> 00:29:34.119 You're about to find out