WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.680 --> 00:00:05.200 And here we go with the men ahsota goodbye y'a all ready, yeah, 2 00:00:05.360 --> 00:00:08.359 okay, here we go. This just occurred to me this morning and my 3 00:00:08.439 --> 00:00:11.199 way into work now reading emails in case you don't know, maybe you've never 4 00:00:11.240 --> 00:00:14.960 listened, or you're a new listener. Most of the Minnesota goodbye is emails. 5 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:19.039 But then again Fallon and I have our witty banter and we respond and 6 00:00:19.079 --> 00:00:21.359 tell you things that are we're thinking about. And a lot of the time 7 00:00:21.600 --> 00:00:25.760 we can swear we can be more volgel volgeal. We can also talk about 8 00:00:25.760 --> 00:00:28.480 things that we can't usually talk about on the radio, like let's, for 9 00:00:28.519 --> 00:00:33.119 example, talk about the iHeart Cruise. Now I'm going to bring this up 10 00:00:33.119 --> 00:00:36.759 because I think it's hysterical. This is not the word I would use. 11 00:00:37.439 --> 00:00:42.200 It's a yeah. So you know, we always talk about iHeartRadio and how 12 00:00:42.280 --> 00:00:44.920 cheap they are, and you know, it's kind of a running joke. 13 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:48.399 But I will only say of all the radio companies, we are probably the 14 00:00:48.479 --> 00:00:52.799 least cheap because our company, we do a lot of innovative things. We 15 00:00:52.840 --> 00:00:57.079 do the iHeartRadio Music Festival, and you know, we pay our power bills 16 00:00:57.119 --> 00:01:00.920 on time. The lights are still on and we generally like working for iHeart 17 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:03.239 Radio. But we just complained because it's like, yeah, we don't have 18 00:01:03.280 --> 00:01:06.879 money to give away car or we don't have money for like you know, 19 00:01:07.040 --> 00:01:11.760 like I don't know T shirts or whatever. But the funny thing is the 20 00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:15.359 iHeart Radio yacht apparently was out somewhere. Was it in Europe or grease Shirt 21 00:01:17.400 --> 00:01:19.000 France? Okay, And I don't know that they own it or they just 22 00:01:19.040 --> 00:01:23.439 put an iHeart light sign on it, but they were in the news last 23 00:01:23.519 --> 00:01:30.640 night because the iHeart yacht was out with a concert performance by Lizzo and the 24 00:01:30.760 --> 00:01:36.840 DJ that they hired was Paris Hilton, and I guess they had to stop 25 00:01:36.879 --> 00:01:40.519 the party because some partygoer got drunk and fell off or tried to fell off 26 00:01:40.519 --> 00:01:45.959 the yacht because they had too many people. They went over their capacity basically, 27 00:01:45.959 --> 00:01:48.000 so someone almost fell off. I think, so then the cops had 28 00:01:48.040 --> 00:01:52.640 to come. Now I'm not complaining, I'm only saying, where did that 29 00:01:52.799 --> 00:01:56.480 yacht come from? I thought we were broke. I didn't know we had 30 00:01:56.519 --> 00:02:00.439 money to go for a yacht ride over in France. Most of the time, 31 00:02:00.439 --> 00:02:02.920 when people complain about things that are higher ups do, I can understand 32 00:02:04.079 --> 00:02:07.599 reasoning because I'm like, I get it, you have to spend money to 33 00:02:07.599 --> 00:02:10.080 make money sometimes and not everyone's always going to get a raise. But that 34 00:02:10.120 --> 00:02:15.280 one did annoy the ass out of me because I was like, really, 35 00:02:15.439 --> 00:02:19.400 basically all of our executives who say we don't have money or on a freaking 36 00:02:19.520 --> 00:02:23.159 yacht and can okay no other comment. Yeah, so you know, but 37 00:02:23.319 --> 00:02:25.280 and I get it. You know, they probably had a lot of clients 38 00:02:25.280 --> 00:02:30.000 out they had to woo clients and a wood home at a local Jimmy John 39 00:02:30.080 --> 00:02:31.280 Well, I mean they could with a gift basket of fruit basket or a 40 00:02:31.280 --> 00:02:36.639 cookie bouquet. But also I think that it's very possible that we do have 41 00:02:36.680 --> 00:02:39.479 some brilliant people that work for a company and a couple of dumb asses too, 42 00:02:39.919 --> 00:02:43.439 But we have some brilliant people, and I think probably to lure them 43 00:02:43.479 --> 00:02:49.840 to work here instead of Coca Cola or Colgate Paul Malive, you got to 44 00:02:49.879 --> 00:02:53.520 say things like some of the perks are free parking, free coffee in the 45 00:02:53.520 --> 00:02:59.319 break room, and the cruise on the iHeartRadio yacht. Because let's say you're 46 00:02:59.319 --> 00:03:02.000 being wooed by Coca Cola and Colgate Paul Malive, you got to you got 47 00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:05.919 to decide, well, who's going to take me on a fucking cruise? 48 00:03:06.360 --> 00:03:07.400 I heart? You know, so maybe that's what it is. Do you 49 00:03:07.400 --> 00:03:10.680 think that's what it is? Let me ask you a question, what would 50 00:03:10.719 --> 00:03:15.159 be the best perks? And you can join it on this one too. 51 00:03:15.439 --> 00:03:21.000 I've went to and it's not uncommon, but it's not common a workplace. 52 00:03:21.080 --> 00:03:23.400 There was a place in Plymouth called Marketing Architects, and I don't even know 53 00:03:23.400 --> 00:03:27.240 if they exist anymore, to tell you the truth, but I went there 54 00:03:27.280 --> 00:03:30.159 to record some commercials a few times and they had a break room all the 55 00:03:30.199 --> 00:03:35.360 free food you wanted. Walk up and get a free pepsi bag of chips. 56 00:03:36.000 --> 00:03:38.240 Lunch time, they had a chef come in would make you lunch. 57 00:03:38.240 --> 00:03:39.759 You could bring your own or you could get it. You could you know, 58 00:03:39.800 --> 00:03:43.879 buy ala carte or you could get the chef special. And I'm like, 59 00:03:44.400 --> 00:03:46.400 they're like, do you want to stop in the break room and get 60 00:03:46.400 --> 00:03:49.639 a milky way and a Pepsi? I'm like for free. They're like, 61 00:03:49.719 --> 00:03:53.360 yeah, we get it for free. What the seriously? Yeah? Yeah? 62 00:03:53.400 --> 00:03:59.400 I would love free stuff like break break room free food. And I 63 00:03:59.439 --> 00:04:02.719 would also love like we used to go on Disney World trips every year, 64 00:04:02.919 --> 00:04:06.759 Disney and Universal trips every year. We take listeners. That was the funnest 65 00:04:06.759 --> 00:04:10.599 thing. Ever, What would you like as far as perks, I would 66 00:04:10.639 --> 00:04:14.080 like a car service to take me to and from any work event. That'd 67 00:04:14.080 --> 00:04:16.399 be great. That would be like so great because I saw that on The 68 00:04:16.439 --> 00:04:19.759 Morning Show, Jennifer Anderson's character gets picked up by a car service and taken 69 00:04:19.800 --> 00:04:21.720 in each morning, and I'm like, oh, that will be nice. 70 00:04:25.079 --> 00:04:27.319 I don't know. I mean, yeah, free snacks would be great, 71 00:04:27.319 --> 00:04:30.360 but then I don't need that. I don't need free access to service, 72 00:04:30.519 --> 00:04:31.680 you know, I just don't. All right, here we go with an 73 00:04:31.680 --> 00:04:34.959 email occurred to me this morning I drive into work. I'm currently pregnant with 74 00:04:35.000 --> 00:04:39.079 my third child, and I just got a cute little note on one of 75 00:04:39.079 --> 00:04:44.480 my apps about them being able to hear outside voices and noises starting this week 76 00:04:44.600 --> 00:04:46.920 during my pregnancy. As I'm listening to show, I think to myself, 77 00:04:46.959 --> 00:04:51.199 Wow, I listened to the Morning Show on the podcast literally all day at 78 00:04:51.199 --> 00:04:54.879 the office, in the car to and from work, basically all day. 79 00:04:55.800 --> 00:04:58.560 Then I think, holy Hannah, my kids probably think Dave Ryan's voice. 80 00:04:58.560 --> 00:05:01.680 It probably knew Dave Ryan's voice at birth better than they know their own fathers. 81 00:05:02.279 --> 00:05:08.120 Then I realized all of my kids love the car throughout their infancy while 82 00:05:08.160 --> 00:05:12.639 all my nieces and nephews screamed, Dave, I think my babies were and 83 00:05:12.800 --> 00:05:15.839 are comforted by your voice. I think my kids actually think that they're your 84 00:05:16.199 --> 00:05:20.480 that you are their daddy. L ol. Happy hump day, you know 85 00:05:20.519 --> 00:05:25.519 what. I would be honored, but I'm not buying a birthday presents, 86 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:30.959 so I'm not doing it. Next one says, what a girl Jenny was 87 00:05:31.000 --> 00:05:35.639 almost lost? Remember she had an offer to go to Buffalo. I emailed 88 00:05:35.680 --> 00:05:40.199 you reminding you of what happened with another previous member the Dave Ryan Show. 89 00:05:40.519 --> 00:05:43.639 They decided to leave, and only then did you make offers that should have 90 00:05:43.720 --> 00:05:46.720 already been made, But they left anyway. That is true. I don't 91 00:05:46.720 --> 00:05:48.720 want to bring up their name, but that was a whole ugly situation, 92 00:05:49.639 --> 00:05:53.879 and I don't want to talk about it. I said not to do the 93 00:05:53.920 --> 00:05:57.800 same thing with whether girl Jenny. Take care of business now so that the 94 00:05:58.079 --> 00:06:02.319 same situation is not encountered. Let me tell you I would trust me, 95 00:06:02.360 --> 00:06:05.600 I would double jenny salary if it was in my power. It ain't my 96 00:06:05.639 --> 00:06:11.480 power. It's not And Jenny, Jenny's listening right now. Don't get a 97 00:06:11.560 --> 00:06:15.120 smirk on your face like you're gonna screw us over. But I will tell 98 00:06:15.160 --> 00:06:16.560 you that, if you've got a job offer, I would fight tooth and 99 00:06:16.639 --> 00:06:21.199 nail and probably fire fallon in order to keep you here. Yeah, honestly, 100 00:06:21.199 --> 00:06:24.040 I don't blame him. That would make the most sense. Oh, 101 00:06:24.040 --> 00:06:26.240 I want I want to lose with you guys, any of you guys. 102 00:06:26.759 --> 00:06:29.399 Hey tell you I'm gonna give you. I thought about this last night, 103 00:06:29.399 --> 00:06:30.879 and I'm not worried about losing you because I will do whatever to make you 104 00:06:30.920 --> 00:06:35.360 happy. I thought Jenny's only worked on a couple of morning shows. And 105 00:06:35.480 --> 00:06:42.560 I think that people when they leave this show, they're surprised how awful other 106 00:06:42.680 --> 00:06:45.639 radio shows are to work for. And what I mean by that is, 107 00:06:45.759 --> 00:06:50.240 you know, we have a really good working situation here, pretty good environment 108 00:06:50.279 --> 00:06:56.519 of creativity slash freedom, slash you know, salary whatever. But I think 109 00:06:56.519 --> 00:07:00.839 that a lot of people leave this show and they'd go work another radio station. 110 00:07:00.879 --> 00:07:02.519 They go, what the fuck this place is a toilet. And I 111 00:07:02.519 --> 00:07:06.959 don't think people realize everything from the host or the co workers. It's a 112 00:07:06.959 --> 00:07:13.120 pretty unique situation here. Everybody on this show is a good human and sometimes 113 00:07:13.399 --> 00:07:15.279 I've worked with and I won't name names, but I know somebody who left 114 00:07:15.279 --> 00:07:18.439 this show and went and worked for another show, and they thought they would 115 00:07:18.480 --> 00:07:24.000 just be in hog Heaven and they hated it because they did not get Mike 116 00:07:24.040 --> 00:07:27.680 time. They had to sit back and laugh at the host stupid jokes, 117 00:07:28.040 --> 00:07:30.959 and they didn't get treated the way they thought they should be treated. Yeah, 118 00:07:30.000 --> 00:07:34.560 and they're like, I didn't realize how good I had it on Katie 119 00:07:34.639 --> 00:07:39.319 WB. You need to keep that in mind next time Buffalo calls you, 120 00:07:39.399 --> 00:07:42.120 Jenny, it's like, yeah, Jenny in the Morning Zoo, we want 121 00:07:42.120 --> 00:07:45.439 to hire you out here. Well, if it's for Jenny in the Morning 122 00:07:45.560 --> 00:07:48.879 Zoo, Yeah, But no, I don't think I'm going back to Buffalo. 123 00:07:49.759 --> 00:07:55.000 Where are you going? That sounded weird. I'm not. I'm not. 124 00:07:55.040 --> 00:08:03.079 I'm staying right here for now. That's fair. Okay. This is 125 00:08:03.079 --> 00:08:07.600 another one. This one says I don't have a crush on a co worker, 126 00:08:07.560 --> 00:08:11.040 but I have a crush on my son's gymnastics coach. Because we brought 127 00:08:11.120 --> 00:08:16.040 up crushes on co workers on my son's gymnastics coach. I would never do 128 00:08:16.079 --> 00:08:20.120 anything about it because I don't want to make things weird, but I definitely 129 00:08:20.160 --> 00:08:26.680 admire from afar, says this woman to put it in context. Second question, 130 00:08:26.160 --> 00:08:31.439 how do your significant other and family members having to feel about having to 131 00:08:31.439 --> 00:08:33.240 be on the radio or being part of a bit Susan's been around a long 132 00:08:33.279 --> 00:08:37.679 time. It is evolved with Dave and the show Andrew and now. Andrew 133 00:08:37.720 --> 00:08:41.399 knew Jenny before the show, so he probably knew a little bit about what 134 00:08:41.480 --> 00:08:45.399 he was getting into. But for Fallon, how long did it take for 135 00:08:45.440 --> 00:08:48.399 you and Jake to talk about your job and him being part of the show? 136 00:08:48.480 --> 00:08:52.080 Here and there have a great day from I'm not going to say her 137 00:08:52.159 --> 00:08:56.200 name. I don't think we have like an actual legit conversation. I dated 138 00:08:56.279 --> 00:09:01.480 Jake for I don't know, three or so months before I even brought up 139 00:09:01.519 --> 00:09:03.679 that I was dating him on the radio. So I dated him for like 140 00:09:03.720 --> 00:09:09.320 a handful of months kind of like imprivate if you will. And then I 141 00:09:09.360 --> 00:09:13.360 don't know, I feel like it was pretty quick that I've told stories about 142 00:09:13.480 --> 00:09:18.879 him, But then I don't know, Jake just doesn't care. And it's 143 00:09:18.919 --> 00:09:24.039 interesting because Jake seems like a quiet person, so, but he loves attention. 144 00:09:24.360 --> 00:09:26.120 When people are like, oh, I feel bad that you put that 145 00:09:26.240 --> 00:09:30.480 video of Jake jerking on you know, TikTok, I like police. He 146 00:09:30.960 --> 00:09:33.559 loves attention. If he really hated it, I would never do that to 147 00:09:33.639 --> 00:09:37.960 him. I would have enough respect. So yeah, I don't know, 148 00:09:37.000 --> 00:09:41.639 he doesn't. He just doesn't care. So it wasn't like a actual conversation, 149 00:09:41.759 --> 00:09:45.679 I guess Susan, I don't remember how I started implementing her on the 150 00:09:45.759 --> 00:09:48.000 radio, but radio is evolved over the years, and it was never You 151 00:09:48.000 --> 00:09:52.559 would never put your spouse or your partner on the radio. You just wouldn't 152 00:09:52.639 --> 00:09:54.080 unless it was for some sort of a wacky bit. I don't think Susan 153 00:09:54.120 --> 00:09:58.519 appeared on the radio until maybe here fifteen or twenty years ago. She just 154 00:09:58.600 --> 00:10:01.080 never did because we didn't do radio like that. Back then. We did 155 00:10:01.120 --> 00:10:05.000 a lot of funny spots and commercials and parody songs and goofy stunts and that 156 00:10:05.039 --> 00:10:09.279 type of thing. But now that we talk more about our personal lives and 157 00:10:09.360 --> 00:10:13.039 our misadventures and your misadventures and your personal life, then she's on and she 158 00:10:13.279 --> 00:10:18.279 totally gets it. She is a performer. She knows that that's part of 159 00:10:18.279 --> 00:10:22.240 what makes the show interesting is when she's on and she performed. She doesn't 160 00:10:22.919 --> 00:10:26.200 say I don't want to be on. She totally gets it. I have 161 00:10:26.320 --> 00:10:30.320 worked with somebody who I've worked with several people in radio. They're like, 162 00:10:30.440 --> 00:10:35.120 my girlfriend does not want me to talk about her at all, or my 163 00:10:35.240 --> 00:10:37.480 husband won't let me talk about him on the radio, and I'm like, 164 00:10:39.279 --> 00:10:41.799 that sucks. Yeah, you know, and I think that's one of my 165 00:10:41.840 --> 00:10:46.120 conditions. If you're going to be on a radio show like ours, you're 166 00:10:46.120 --> 00:10:48.039 going to talk about your partner because that's part of our lives. And Andrew, 167 00:10:48.080 --> 00:10:50.480 of course doesn't mind at all. I mean, he doesn't love being 168 00:10:50.519 --> 00:10:54.039 on the radio because he doesn't like public speaking. He's actually like terrified of 169 00:10:54.080 --> 00:10:58.720 public speaking, and that's kind of what he's doing when he's on the radio 170 00:10:58.799 --> 00:11:03.320 because he doesn't super love it. But yeah, I mean, he did 171 00:11:03.399 --> 00:11:07.879 know what he was getting into by dating me, but he got a little 172 00:11:07.919 --> 00:11:11.600 bit of a vacation for a while when we started dating because I wasn't like 173 00:11:11.679 --> 00:11:13.720 Steve was still on the show back then, So when you guys at X 174 00:11:13.759 --> 00:11:18.320 Factor, it wasn't me and Andrew. It was Steve and Christie. Yeah, 175 00:11:18.440 --> 00:11:20.240 and so then when Andrew had to start doing it, he was like 176 00:11:20.879 --> 00:11:24.000 a little surprised by that, but I mean he got used to it. 177 00:11:24.240 --> 00:11:26.919 Yeah, And I think, you know, he might not like it, 178 00:11:26.960 --> 00:11:31.240 but he's been very nice and you know, at least pretends that he doesn't 179 00:11:31.240 --> 00:11:33.759 mind doing it all. Right, next email, say as I was list 180 00:11:33.799 --> 00:11:39.440 of the episode you guys talking about the tree trimming prices and Dave's basement and 181 00:11:39.639 --> 00:11:41.320 laughing a little. Dave, I think he got off easy with your basement. 182 00:11:41.519 --> 00:11:45.759 Right now, the price is going to run about twenty thousand dollars or 183 00:11:45.960 --> 00:11:52.679 more. They did do and his best dose inspection on two month Tuesday, 184 00:11:52.679 --> 00:11:56.080 I think it was, and a woman came by cut some holes in the 185 00:11:56.080 --> 00:11:58.559 basement wall and I and if it's his BESTO, you have to have it 186 00:11:58.639 --> 00:12:03.519 his best to a certified team come in to remove it because it's poison and 187 00:12:03.600 --> 00:12:09.360 toxic. I thought they're all in cahoots. She's gonna fake find asbestos and 188 00:12:09.399 --> 00:12:13.480 then hire her friend's company to No. It came back and it was negative 189 00:12:13.480 --> 00:12:18.600 for asbestos, and I was like, that's a good sign. Here was 190 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:20.480 a bad sign. Had some guys go out to the house last night and 191 00:12:20.519 --> 00:12:26.039 immediately got a bunch of warnings from my security system that said, somebody's tampering 192 00:12:26.080 --> 00:12:28.919 with your security system. Tamper alert, tamper alert, tamper alert, tamper 193 00:12:30.320 --> 00:12:33.919 Literally every thirty seconds I get a tamper alert. So I called the guy 194 00:12:33.960 --> 00:12:37.279 and I said, Hey, are you having any problems with my security pad? 195 00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:39.240 I didn't want to say, hey, are you tampering with my security 196 00:12:39.279 --> 00:12:41.399 pad? You have any problems with it? He said, it's going off, 197 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:43.639 but I'm not having any problems with it. How do you make it 198 00:12:43.720 --> 00:12:48.639 stop going off? So I gained my pass code. Still got the tamper 199 00:12:48.720 --> 00:12:54.320 alerts every minute or so until one this morning, and I thought, there's 200 00:12:54.360 --> 00:12:58.039 no way that somebody's tampering with it. I call security company. They said, 201 00:12:58.159 --> 00:13:01.279 something jostled at loose. Have him try to screw it back on the 202 00:13:01.320 --> 00:13:03.080 wall. I'm like, well, not gonna yeah, yeah, all right, 203 00:13:03.080 --> 00:13:05.440 here we go. Next one O that same one, Dave, You 204 00:13:05.480 --> 00:13:09.080 got off easy with your basement. I know those numbers can seem high, 205 00:13:09.240 --> 00:13:11.799 especially if you haven't done any major projects in the last five years. Home 206 00:13:11.840 --> 00:13:16.320 projects are so expensive these days, and it's hard to find places to cut 207 00:13:16.360 --> 00:13:20.840 in the budget because each line item seems necessary. Take whatever you think is 208 00:13:20.840 --> 00:13:24.960 going to cost and double it. If you think you can do your kitchen 209 00:13:24.000 --> 00:13:30.120 for seventy five thousand, it'll probably be one hundred and fifty thousand between labor 210 00:13:30.159 --> 00:13:33.480 costs and supplies. It's tough to find a place to cut the fat without 211 00:13:33.519 --> 00:13:37.600 cutting your project to part. Good luck with the mold from Rochelle. Thank 212 00:13:37.639 --> 00:13:45.000 you, Rochelle, Great news, anything else? Oh? Okay? One 213 00:13:45.039 --> 00:13:48.279 more email. Not sure if it's appropriate for to share or talk about, 214 00:13:48.320 --> 00:13:52.360 but I stumbled across it. E White's update on him talking about last night 215 00:13:54.480 --> 00:13:58.039 being his last live show. I was curious, who's gonna be taking over 216 00:13:58.039 --> 00:14:00.679 for his evening night show? And when the time it's right, where is 217 00:14:00.720 --> 00:14:03.720 he going? I can't say where he's going. UM, this is from 218 00:14:03.759 --> 00:14:07.279 bestie, my thank you, my UM. I will only say, yeah, 219 00:14:07.279 --> 00:14:09.440 they're gonna hire somebody, I'm sure, but they're going to take their 220 00:14:09.440 --> 00:14:13.519 time and hire the right person. And other than that, I don't really 221 00:14:13.559 --> 00:14:16.480 know. I mean, I've got I've got ideas who they should hire, 222 00:14:16.799 --> 00:14:18.440 but I don't know if some people are going to cost the people that I 223 00:14:18.480 --> 00:14:22.440 want, would to hire, would cost probably too much. And you know, 224 00:14:22.480 --> 00:14:24.840 as we know, my heart's got a yacht. They got to fill 225 00:14:24.919 --> 00:14:28.600 up with gas. So and that's gonna do it. For this, for 226 00:14:28.639 --> 00:14:31.600 today's men, is so to goodbye.