1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:10,919 By transcription. I've changed my mind. I'm not going on give nineteen fifty 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,599 credit. The old boy will we tried, but his boy fifty one will 3 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:25,760 be brighter because he knows about wonderful tide he did Wow Hollywood Rocking Gamble's Tide. 4 00:00:25,839 --> 00:00:29,519 The Washtay Miracle of Kids were a better washing job than any soap on 5 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:43,799 Her proudly presents The Red Skelton Show. What's Red Skelton? David wrote his 6 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:57,560 arcis Loraine Tuttles Decline Back Again and John Holbrook will be me Ron O'Connell problem, 7 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,759 The skeleton scrap look of satire historian titled The New Year's Puzzle and It's 8 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:15,920 stars Red Skelvins, Fred, how are you standing up under the holiday stream? 9 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:19,359 Well, smister Calton, Now I've been so busy I forgot to ask. 10 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,159 Tell me. Did you have a nice Christmas? Yes? I want 11 00:01:22,159 --> 00:01:25,519 to thank you for your gift to it just what I wanted. A bicycle 12 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:30,680 come. It'll come in handy if I ever want to fix any flats. 13 00:01:30,079 --> 00:01:34,439 Fact, I think I'll do a little work on your chest. Now did 14 00:01:34,439 --> 00:01:38,519 you like the shorts I gave you? Were those shorts? I thought they 15 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:46,079 were slaxing my warm bowling to tell me, how are you going to How 16 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,560 are you going to bring in the new year. I'll have nothing to do 17 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:49,519 with it. I'll go to bed, wake up in the morning, and 18 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:56,480 there it'll be this thing. Nineteen fifty one will soon come in everywhere, 19 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:00,719 But right shout you know, I hear it still nineteen forty six over there, 20 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:05,480 nineteen forty seven, forty eight, forty nine, and fifty refuse to 21 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,680 come in. Hey, hey, I got what did you hear? Bud 22 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:12,520 Stalen? He called in a doctor and he says, I want some serum 23 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:15,080 that'll make me younger. And this doctor says, well, I'm sorry, 24 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:19,759 we don't have any serum that'll make you younger, Joe. But you'll give 25 00:02:19,759 --> 00:02:22,639 the people half a chance. We will see that you don't get any older. 26 00:02:30,199 --> 00:02:34,360 Hey, how are you going to celebrate the arrival of nineteen fifty one? 27 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:37,719 Oh? I don't drink and smoke or I have any lady friends, 28 00:02:37,719 --> 00:02:40,599 so I shall just retire early. Oh really, well, shall I help 29 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:49,680 you turn down the lid on your box? Well? Well, then, 30 00:02:51,879 --> 00:02:53,639 how will you bring in the new year? Oh? Just stay home and 31 00:02:53,719 --> 00:02:59,520 rents out a few things. Oh, I see say that reminds me take 32 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,039 it easy on the stars and stuff. Yeah, why am I getting too 33 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:05,800 much stocks? And you're saying, yeah, last night I fell out of 34 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:12,319 bed and broke my beginnas, Hey lot, turn on the radio. Let's 35 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,199 be sporty about this. Then I guess, for old time sake, what 36 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:19,280 do you say? And now we give you an address by his honor who 37 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:23,280 will speak on plans for the new years. And here he is Sam Fernando 38 00:03:23,439 --> 00:03:37,000 Red mort Ferns, and you are mart Frians. This is a farewell for 39 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:42,400 a year that has brought many changes. It was a good election year. 40 00:03:43,199 --> 00:03:46,520 And before I go any further, I would like to thank all of you 41 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:57,919 who voted yes on Proposition No. Some in politics cut off their nose this 42 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:03,439 year justicepite their faces. But it's just as well. Things around Washington don't 43 00:04:03,439 --> 00:04:17,199 smell too good anyhow. Some say that in nineteen fifty that I yielded to 44 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:23,879 crime, but I can prove that I've never done anything like that. In 45 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:28,360 fact, since I've been in office. Get this now, since I've been 46 00:04:28,399 --> 00:04:35,160 in office, I ain't done anything and I don't intend to start now. 47 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:42,000 I am an honest man. I came from an honest family. I have 48 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:46,800 thousands of letters here to back up that statement. I'd like to read you 49 00:04:46,879 --> 00:04:51,199 some of these letters praising me for my honesty, but my spelling is very 50 00:04:51,199 --> 00:05:00,000 bad and I can't read my moon writing. Let's post a cont of futures. 51 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,720 There is a lovery coming, there is a lot in storm. All 52 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:10,279 the present situations will affect the price of lydia. Take them. Can't be 53 00:05:10,399 --> 00:05:16,000 told you. I have a prediction now for nineteen fifty one, and perk 54 00:05:16,079 --> 00:05:19,920 up your ears. I'm about to make a prediction. Don't get this straight. 55 00:05:20,759 --> 00:05:27,079 I'll have my straight too. If you don't remember, when I predict 56 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:31,000 something, it usually comes through. So I am about to protect something ill. 57 00:05:31,079 --> 00:05:36,079 Let's see when I was not going to predict. I'll almost forget it 58 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:41,560 and give a little tooth to nineteen fifty one. Of course, I don't 59 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:46,160 drink hard liquor myself. I'll never touch it, but I will touch my 60 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:55,399 tongue for tonight in good fellowship. Boy, what a long time that guy 61 00:05:55,560 --> 00:06:01,639 got. Get another station will continue our celebration for the new year with a 62 00:06:01,720 --> 00:08:52,080 number from Dave Blows and his Orchestra playing Tumbling Tumbleweeds A you know these days 63 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:56,639 some women use the new no rinse method of washing clothes. I do, 64 00:08:56,879 --> 00:09:00,639 and it works wonderfully with tide. On the other hand, lots of women 65 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,960 still rinse tide plus rinsing. I'll stick to that. Yes, one woman 66 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:07,399 uses the no rinse method, the other doesn't. But did you notice they 67 00:09:07,519 --> 00:09:13,519 both use tide Because whether you wash with rinsing or without, Tide does a 68 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:16,600 better washing job than any soap on earth. In short, you can wash 69 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:22,080 whichever way suits you best. Either way, Tide gets clothes dazzling clean. 70 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:26,919 Tide gets white shirts and sheets and table in them sparkling white. Tide makes 71 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:31,919 washable colors look bright and fresh, and tide washed clothes dry so soft and 72 00:09:31,039 --> 00:09:35,240 fluffy, smell so sweet and clean, and ironing them is so smooth and 73 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:39,519 easy. Yes, Tide takes everything you wash, white things, colored things, 74 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:43,840 light things, heavy things. Tide gets them all miracle clean. You 75 00:09:43,919 --> 00:09:48,679 see, Tide first gets the dirt out of clothes, then keeps that dirt 76 00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:52,000 suspended in the wash water, so you wring out the water and the dirt 77 00:09:52,039 --> 00:09:56,879 at the same time. Something else. Unlike soap, Tide never leaves dulling 78 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:00,600 soap film, so you get a wash that's bright, fresh and clean. 79 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:05,519 Try tithe and try it with whichever washing method you like best, with rinting 80 00:10:05,799 --> 00:10:09,960 or without printing. Either way, Tide does a better washing job than any 81 00:10:09,039 --> 00:10:20,399 soap on earth. Till leave it on. There may be some news on 82 00:10:20,919 --> 00:10:26,080 Here is a recording of a meeting at the United Nations wishing everyone a happy 83 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:41,559 new year. I'm sorry, I'm very sorry that was the wrong record. 84 00:10:41,919 --> 00:10:52,120 That was the Peace Conference, Thought and soul. That's the happy, happy 85 00:10:52,159 --> 00:10:54,519 new year. Rod. How are you boy? Well? Are we already 86 00:10:54,519 --> 00:11:00,240 to go out and paint the town blue? I'm glad you said. I 87 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,919 am getting so ashamed of the color. I'm going to change my name to 88 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:07,480 Whitey. Say one of these pictures on the wall. Oh, there are 89 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,840 a lot of pin up pictures. I've redecorated the room. Here, there's 90 00:11:09,279 --> 00:11:11,799 here. I didn't know you could make so many different faces. Hey, 91 00:11:11,799 --> 00:11:16,399 you don't look bad posted that phone there. That's the Esquire calendard. Here's 92 00:11:16,399 --> 00:11:20,519 something that might interest you. A picture of mister skeleton and is a clown 93 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:24,080 with the hick him back a while, it's certain. Yeah, look at 94 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:28,080 those funny big false speed He's worries. Those aren't false feet. Those are 95 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:33,000 his own. I know I used to help him wash the part he couldn't 96 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:39,200 reach. Hey, what do you want to see me about O'Connor? Well, 97 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:43,039 look, Willie Lumplump has disappeared and his wife's hysterical. And I promised 98 00:11:43,039 --> 00:11:45,320 her i'd look for him. Well, don't worry about Willy. He's all 99 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:46,919 right. No, I promised Willie's wife that i'd find him, so i'll 100 00:11:46,919 --> 00:11:58,600 see you later. Look, he's wonder where I should look for Willie first? 101 00:11:58,879 --> 00:12:01,320 Oh, here's Clem Cadittle, how first fix it shop? Maybe Cleming 102 00:12:01,399 --> 00:12:16,840 seen him? A fare well? Here we happy new year? Boy. 103 00:12:16,919 --> 00:12:22,000 I gotta get back to work here. I don't know what I'm hammering on 104 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,720 here, but I gotta fix it. Boy, it's here, looks like 105 00:12:24,759 --> 00:12:28,240 it's in bad jake joy? What it is? Well, now I recognize 106 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:33,440 it. It's my thumb. Oh, I guess my HiT's hiking days are 107 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:37,440 over now? How they clam? Howdy? How are you? Can I 108 00:12:37,519 --> 00:12:41,919 be of any service to you? Sir? If you're smart, you'll say, 109 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:46,039 no, clam? What kind of repair work do you do here? 110 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,799 Don't you read the sign on my door? Yes? I read it? 111 00:12:50,159 --> 00:12:56,159 Would you read it to me? How stupid can you gets? What can't? 112 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,840 I said? How stupid? Can you guess? Well, that's pretty 113 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:03,360 hard to tell, fully developed? Yes, that you fan for him? 114 00:13:03,399 --> 00:13:09,080 He didn't get that one at all. How's business, clam? How's business? 115 00:13:09,279 --> 00:13:16,159 He's removed your hat and have a little respect for the dead when he 116 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,639 took the way it's doing. I'm gonna have to hire another man to help 117 00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:24,200 take care of the customer. Who be the customer? But it's better than 118 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:28,200 the job I used to have. You know what job was that? I 119 00:13:28,279 --> 00:13:31,639 used to be a door to door stay opened. I sold doors to dopers, 120 00:13:37,879 --> 00:13:39,120 let's claim. I stopped in to ask if you've seen Willie Lumplump. 121 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,879 He's just a pair. No, I haven't seen Willie. Send to use 122 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:46,799 my bathtub to whip up some concoction for New Year's celebration. You let the 123 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:50,759 whole big jug of it back there. He makes his own stuff. Sure, 124 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:54,399 he makes it himself, and he drinks it himself. That way he 125 00:13:54,480 --> 00:14:00,399 cuts out the middle man. Or look who's coming in the door too much? 126 00:14:00,399 --> 00:14:09,840 Have had a nasty accident? Hell, clam, well, how are 127 00:14:09,879 --> 00:14:13,759 you of a girl? Well, clam, I was hoping you'd take me 128 00:14:13,799 --> 00:14:16,799 out of some classy night cloud to bring in the new year. No, 129 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,200 I don't care to go to them snooty restrooms. They always make me wear 130 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:24,559 a necktie, and I look silly and a necktie, thanktually without a shirt. 131 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,039 Plam, Where did you get the new pot belly stove? That ain't 132 00:14:31,039 --> 00:14:37,960 a pot belly stove, that's rot old cultner co about Daisy Jane. Oh 133 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:45,000 hello, mister O'Connor. How chumming to see you again. Oh why don't 134 00:14:45,039 --> 00:14:48,159 you stop that stuff? Every time you meet a good looking man you start 135 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:52,080 putting on airs, which reminds me I out opened the window a little. 136 00:14:54,799 --> 00:14:58,799 Would you care to kiss my hair? Miss jawcon Oh daisy dude, I'll 137 00:14:58,879 --> 00:15:01,960 dare you to let another and kiss you on the hands. But now there, 138 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,960 don't be jealous, Clams. You're the only one I that kissed me 139 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,879 on the left. Let's just it. I want the same break to the 140 00:15:07,919 --> 00:15:13,840 rest of the guy. And as for you, you overstuff, Hollywood coyote. 141 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:18,080 Don't get mad, Clam, and I mean nothing to want to right, 142 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:22,120 Clam. You're the only man in my life. Oh you dead too 143 00:15:24,039 --> 00:15:26,919 well? I happen to know that by accident the other night, I was 144 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:31,360 sneaking by your house, and I happen to peek in. You see, 145 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:35,759 I'm a peeping tom. It's hard. Or sometimes I peep when I should 146 00:15:35,799 --> 00:15:43,519 have come and I happen to see another man. I happen to see another 147 00:15:43,559 --> 00:15:48,960 man sitting at my place, at your table, eating peas with my knife 148 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:54,799 and drinking coffee out of my saucers. Now our engagement is true. I'll 149 00:15:54,799 --> 00:16:00,840 have back my cigar band if you don't mind like that. I want to 150 00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:04,679 marry you. I want to be the mother of your children. Well this 151 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:12,639 is Chilia. I don't have any children. Now, look you just kids. 152 00:16:12,679 --> 00:16:15,240 Go out and have a good time. Don't bring the New year in 153 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:18,600 fighting. That's a good idea. DJ. I'm sorry we had a little 154 00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:22,519 argument. Hey, there's a bottle of Willie lump wump nerve tony back here. 155 00:16:22,519 --> 00:16:27,559 Shall we celebrate? Well, justin because it's New Year's okay, you're 156 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,159 a little girl. It's just like water. No kick to it at all, 157 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:33,879 practically nothing. Well, happy new Year, New year, here goes 158 00:16:44,679 --> 00:16:48,360 she flew right out the window. How are you gonna get her down? 159 00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:52,480 We'll do something. Don't get excited. I know what to do oh operator, 160 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:59,639 give me the fort MacArthur any aircraft battery when I'll see you later. 161 00:16:59,639 --> 00:17:12,960 If you see Willie Lumpup asking to call his wife, happened exact? Say, 162 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:18,079 oh, did you wing to well Color Fire McPike the battling bird boy? 163 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:22,480 How come you're driving a cab Color Power boy, I'm driving a cab 164 00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:26,279 from my grandmother. It's her cab. You gee, it's not like he's 165 00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:32,039 he's skating the roller going to be denied your grandmother roller skates. Yeah, 166 00:17:32,079 --> 00:17:33,480 he used to be a rattler, but you had to give it up to 167 00:17:33,559 --> 00:17:40,319 start here in Belgian goods. Boy, when that happened, you'd better give 168 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:44,079 up the fight game. When you don't answer that phone, I know who 169 00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:49,200 it is. Well tell me Califower. You've been fighting again, Curts. 170 00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:52,920 You heard all my fights are being televike. Now, how about that? 171 00:17:53,079 --> 00:17:59,640 I'm being spunted by a mortuary At the end of everybout I get lay there 172 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:03,279 while I read the comorcial, I thought you giving up fighting? You know 173 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:07,519 I couldn't do that to kee fighting in my blood? What's left down with 174 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:12,759 you? I can hear about my fighting, Saint Louis At the end of 175 00:18:12,839 --> 00:18:15,680 the first minute and a half, I was still on my feet, so 176 00:18:15,799 --> 00:18:21,319 they stopped the fight and gave me a so high. But there they thought 177 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:25,279 I would dope. You know, I wanted to win that fight. Dude, 178 00:18:25,319 --> 00:18:29,039 from my kid that was born the day before. You and your wife 179 00:18:29,079 --> 00:18:30,720 have a new baby. Well you don't think we gotta take a hand with 180 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:37,039 you? Why are you? Oh? You think us from the mainspring? 181 00:18:37,559 --> 00:18:40,400 You want to keep them rattler down at that, jim Nigga. You know 182 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,880 what they did this year? They all hum they're stuck and jump on the 183 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:48,279 mantels and then one digrets like Danny drugged Killie bum and playing a night down 184 00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:52,400 the chimney. What's wrong with that? You're no fireplaying that, jim n 185 00:18:55,720 --> 00:19:00,880 I know I carry out the answers everybody. Did you hear about Willie Lumpump 186 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,759 disappearing? Yeah, but nothing to worry about it. I happened to know 187 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:10,440 he Okay, Oh do you know a little bug doing me back there? 188 00:19:10,519 --> 00:19:14,359 You're blabbing off. He's moke again. Hey look, bird Brings, can 189 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,839 you drive me over to Junior's house? Oh? Don you think maybe he 190 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:25,680 didn't happened? You sure? You know how to this. You're knew it. 191 00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:26,920 I wanted you pull over to the curb and stop. Well, then 192 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:33,039 you hear that we're doing. You're probably gonna give me a ticket for not 193 00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:36,599 stopping at that railroad crossing. I heard the bell ringing when I don't have 194 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:41,799 to make it a railroad crossing. You can't hear it ringing that bell man, 195 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:45,119 damn thing? You know they might hide, damn thing. I always 196 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:48,160 stopped for the green when I heard the bell ringing. But when I look 197 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:52,519 a room, he never knew. I give up. I'm going out and 198 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:56,759 for a walk. Okay, your home. That poor guy sure must be 199 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:02,480 tough walking around conscious like, oh, here go Danny Claude, back to 200 00:20:02,559 --> 00:20:17,920 the north Port. Why Danny Cloud? I think ingle bell. The more 201 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,279 I hang around with that mcpug, the more I think I'm beginning to hear 202 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,599 things I could swear. I hear Dave Rose in his orchestra playing the Habanero 203 00:20:22,680 --> 00:23:03,640 from Carmen with Raphael Mendez, the world's greatest trumpet players. A new deal 204 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,839 in the dishpan. That's Tide. Yes, Tide has really done things for 205 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:14,559 dishwashing that greas problem. For instance, Tide's death on grease not only cuts 206 00:23:14,599 --> 00:23:18,160 it amazingly, but actually seems to make it disappear completely. You work in 207 00:23:18,319 --> 00:23:23,400 water that feels fresh and clean, and you get such pleasant results. Why 208 00:23:23,559 --> 00:23:29,240 dishes and glasses rinse and dry, clear and bright. That's because tide, 209 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:34,240 unlike soap, leaves no dulling film. Dishes come out sparkling clean, Yes, 210 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:38,319 cleaner than any soap will get them, and say, if hard water's 211 00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:42,839 your problem, forget it. Even in hardest water, tide works amazingly, 212 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:48,079 gives oceans of SuDS that come fast and last long, really stay on the 213 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:52,519 job, and are kind to your hands in the bargain, So try Tide 214 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:57,559 for dishes. Get a new giant economy size package for more convenience, more 215 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:03,599 economy, fewer shopping trips. Yes, buy the giant package tomorrow and try 216 00:24:03,759 --> 00:24:15,640 tied in your dishpans. Boy me, because you're can go fashion. I 217 00:24:15,799 --> 00:24:19,839 make a hot one. I got your riding your classical in the house. 218 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:26,640 Now what did you break? You know that base which wishlers money on it? 219 00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:30,440 Yeah? You old gown gets any it? Wake down? Oh for 220 00:24:30,559 --> 00:24:33,039 two cents, I'd make you stay home and I'll let you ride down the 221 00:24:33,079 --> 00:24:37,160 store. Are you going to drive the car. Yeah, oh good, 222 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,640 Jay Pop must have done pretty well last night with those park cars. And 223 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:45,000 that's shipening hood huh you your father doesn't sighten gangs. Oh, don't kill 224 00:24:45,079 --> 00:24:51,599 me. He got those hollow cheeks from shipping spaghettes. Can I drive the 225 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,319 car? How many times do I have to tell you you're too little? 226 00:24:53,839 --> 00:24:56,559 You wouldn't know what to do if you had to stop real quick? Yes 227 00:24:56,759 --> 00:25:00,599 I would. I would do the same as you and your cadger your drive, 228 00:25:00,079 --> 00:25:06,000 pick out something, keep and running to you. You know, didn't 229 00:25:06,079 --> 00:25:08,279 like the way you bought that car. He Oh, no, he's doing 230 00:25:08,319 --> 00:25:14,079 well. At least I park better than he does, don't I well, 231 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,960 don't I okay, Joe. If you want to smack me, go ahead 232 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:22,799 and smack me, but don't trick me into you. Come on, let's 233 00:25:22,839 --> 00:25:27,200 go okay o my stomach? Hey you look fat? Sho. Why don't 234 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,720 you ring your doorbell? Let us know you hear something? What were you 235 00:25:30,839 --> 00:25:36,079 doing keeping when you should have? Tom? Well, I was just about 236 00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:40,640 to ring the doorbell. What's wrong? I've been looking for Willie Lumpluff and 237 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,720 I just wondered if you'd seen him. We never could choose him. Technically, 238 00:25:45,319 --> 00:25:48,720 yes, it hasn't been booked for two days. Well you like that 239 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:52,000 with your goodies? That with your goodies? No play good? But that 240 00:25:55,039 --> 00:25:56,319 hey, you is in luck. You know I just happened, you know, 241 00:25:56,440 --> 00:26:03,880 a real good disinfective detective. Well, don't laugh, but all me 242 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:08,880 buddies call me Sam Bulldozers Collars says, I'm much better than Sam. Says 243 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,880 you know, wait time put on me this SI now, sure you want 244 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:17,119 to do that's humans Rod. We don't want to hurt his little cheese. 245 00:26:17,519 --> 00:26:19,119 I'll go along with a gag, but I wish I could gag him. 246 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:27,480 Here he comes now act impressed. Well you I is back. You know 247 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:32,279 me? You're useful? Oh Junior, what a wonderful dictum? I how 248 00:26:32,279 --> 00:26:37,839 do you recognize you? How did you do it? I shaved what? 249 00:26:38,279 --> 00:26:45,319 I shaved your four coat? Now they're starting to detective for it. Blight 250 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,079 that get me magnifying glass. Now, as we say in the Sun's patrol, 251 00:26:48,559 --> 00:26:52,880 I have picked up a shin. Okay, now where are we going 252 00:26:52,880 --> 00:27:00,480 to find? Everybody in your car? Everybody give you okay, old State 253 00:27:00,599 --> 00:27:03,920 Theater and there I'll be Tempaner's a woman rible in front of me. He's 254 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:10,279 going to turn into that supermarket. I'll blow the horse. Boy, he 255 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:15,000 was a hurried You didn't even get out of the car. If you ever 256 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,960 touch that horn again, don't you hit me. How do you know Willie 257 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,480 love a low State theater? Well he's working for Wedge Kelton. Yes, 258 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,680 well there's the theater. Look up when the Marquee Wedge Calton features he watched 259 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,960 the Birdie. That's funny. They have hundreds of pictures of Anne Miller, 260 00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:33,839 Pamela Britton and Arlan Doll, but but none of that skelts as will if 261 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:37,279 you had a jewelry store, would you put shits on me in the window. 262 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,359 Let's take a look inside the theater. Maybe Willy is in there. 263 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,880 That's the theater doesn't noted for a couple of hours. Yet, let's look 264 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:51,559 in anyway. Say Junior was right, there's Willie sitting in the front row 265 00:27:51,559 --> 00:27:56,720 of the theater asleep. Hey Willie, h shut up? Oh fat boy? 266 00:27:56,799 --> 00:27:59,160 Where you been? Where have I been? Where have you been? 267 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,400 We've been looking all before. You've been gone for two days? Whose days? 268 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,720 When you see I came in? You see Skelton picture and after the 269 00:28:04,839 --> 00:28:08,519 twelve time I fell asleep, I'm gonna quick. This copy gave me, 270 00:28:08,599 --> 00:28:12,720 you know, it wears me out, starting me applause every time he comes 271 00:28:12,799 --> 00:28:27,319 on the screen. This is Ron O'Connor reminding you that whether you wash with 272 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:32,720 rensing or without tie, does a better wash their job than any soap on 273 00:28:32,839 --> 00:28:53,519 earth. Tied ladies and gentlemen, Red Skelton, ladies and gentlemen, in 274 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:57,079 the half of our sponsors, Focor and Gamble, and my entire cast, 275 00:28:57,839 --> 00:29:02,519 May we say be New Year, and we know that it will be because 276 00:29:02,599 --> 00:29:08,000 God is on our side. Join us again next Sunday for the Red Skeleton 277 00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:11,839 Show, Red Skelton's Heart. This programmer because it's the metric all the mayor. 278 00:29:12,039 --> 00:29:27,960 This is a copy writed feature The Red Skelton Show came to you, 279 00:29:29,079 --> 00:29:33,200 transcribed over CBS. The stars address the Columbia Broadcasting System