This is a downbeat on ninety seven to one, The freak Mike cute bagels,
everything everything, Yes, I want everything bagel, everything bagel. Do
you get any bagel other than everything as playing with regular cream cheese plain is
nice? I with you on regular cream cheese. I don't need tricked up
cream cheese usually. Everything bagel is the only answer. Where are you at?
I like them all? Yeah, I kind of too. I like
I'm toasted, yeah, to a little crunchy on the outside. And I'm
not opposed to the flavored cream cheeses, like strawberry. That's a good one.
I don't. I don't want necessarily the they do the like the garlic
one, I think, yeah, I can live without that. Do you
like a chive mixed into your spread? I'm okay with that. Build your
own mind. Any locks on bagels, Oh god, yeah, of course,
like the full on, big ass one. That's a meal. Twenty
dollars job on everything bagel. I want everything bagel, everything bagel. But
is there anything else you want on it? We're getting bagels delivered. You
know this is gonna cost like thirty dollars for three bagels. He didn't care.
He's got crazy forgot my protein bar. He's got crazy cream cheese on
that bag Yes, add cream cheese on that everything bagel. Do we have
a toaster here? I think we do. I don't. No, I
think we we do have a toaster. Yeah we do, we do,
Matty said, we do. Okay, so just get a half dozen bagels?
Right, get twenty seven bagel? A half dozen, that's six.
I don't know if they do him like that. I'm just doing this like
a duff door dash. I'm just trying to be here. Are a one
bagel? You want me to just run out and grab him. I'm not
really essential to this whole operation anyway. Yeah, talking masters here, right,
you just hit playing the Norm McDonald thing and we'll I'll just go have
a babe. I was thinking of himself. I was like, honestly,
they may not like it. I'd probably do it on my own. I
don't know what you're asking me. I would like to eat a bagel with
cream cheese. That's playing, Yeah, playing with cheesy. Why are you
trying? You get six? I figure that's how you get bagels livered?
Your door dashing? No, you just get you. I'm just like,
make your own okay, and you're gonna do this on the air, but
I'm getting up from Bagel Cafe twenty one. You know, whatever you do
is gonna be fun. It is. I'll have whatever Mikey's having. You
want to put two? Yeah? Whatever? He gets everything bagels in front
of it with regular creep. You don't want to build your own. Whatever
Mikey's having is great. Yeah, I'm not a picky not a picky bitch.
Kevin Everything Bagel for damn everything bagel, Danny. Would you like vegan
cream cheese or regular cream cheese? We would like regular cream. That's fine,
Yeah, vegan, regular, It doesn't matter. You can just wipe
your nose on tomatoes on that. Whatever expbedites this process is what I'm all
about. Whatever gets you to the order now button. Uh huh, okay,
I'm hitting the order now button. All right, we're getting bagels.
Mattie's sure. Good. Come on, Maddy have a bagel? Got a
bagel on Wednesday? Okay, well that's she doesn't want to Bat's Yeah,
that's my girl. There we go, Yeah, that's Friday. I like
Astiago regular cream. Tree do you have like is it like like a honey
Walnut. Now that is advanced. She's fancy. I'm not seeing that,
honey. Anything, honey, anything, Just regular is all I have.
That's crazy. That's the only kind of cream you have with regular. It's
crazy. I don't believe you, Kevin. That's what we're gonna do.
What're you gonna do that? Anybody else? If you're texting in, it's
going to bagel. We got you, all right, Let's do the thing,
ready this Kevin at seven? Hell? Yeah? Now Sports Masters?
Right, yes, sir, Okay, Rangers got one hit yesterday, but
the A's lost the series. But if you want so, you're freaking even
harder than series to a team having to move to Zach or No. No,
you do though. Sometimes you lose series when you get the Braves denied.
So good luck Rangers. Watch them sweep the Braves and then you'll come
in here on Monday. Everything's great. This is gonna be a hard trivia
question for you, guys. Hit me so right of passage. If you
go to Augusta National Home of the Masters going on right now, tiger Woods
on the course, is you gear up because there's so much stuff there you
can only get there. They do updated every year. It's expensive, but
it's not gouging. It's not ridiculous, but it's not like the food.
You know. The food is famously one dollar for a coffee, you know,
and the three dollars Permeter cheese whatever, which is great, one of
the best bits there. The whole Augusta not gouging for anything is incredible.
The best part being they do fish fifty eight minutes of golf action two minutes
of commercials every hour? Is it still fifty eight and two? At absolute
worse, it's fifty six and four. You know how much money people would
throw at them if they wanted to do that. I don't know how or
why it works. Maybe charge an exorbitant amount of money per spot, well
it was IBM yesterday, But then they get title sponsors for the whole Yeah
whatever that hour. But just think about that. I mean, there's plenty
not I guess to like throughout the history of the Masters. I understand,
but hat tip for that. They could be gouging for commercials and have Cadillac
and Rolex and everyone that's you know, standard into golf, and they don't
do it. I love the ambition of just keeping it how they want to
do it, and you know, with CBS it's a yearly deal, like
CBS has done it for forty years, but every year it's like, yeah,
we've decided to re up with CBS. So CBS is like on their
heels always like right, worse the fine, Right, Yeah, we're good.
You still love me at that, Nancy guy? Yeah, be fine,
still love me. But one of the tricks is when if you're lucky
enough to find your hot buns on the grounds at Augusta National, you are
going to matriculate yourself into the I guess pro shop is what you call it.
It's not the official real course pro shop. It is a massive building
with more masters crap in it than you can ever imagine. But I saw
some stats. It's that the big one that's on the grounds, right,
Yeah, it's right between the driving range and the first tea yep, and
it's heaven. And the one time I was lucky enough to go, I
went Sunday, so it was already thinned out a little bit, but they
still had a ton of stuff. I spent nine hundred dollars. Good god.
Well, because once people know you're going, there's some requests that come
in, so they they request some things, and you know, it is
one hundred bucks for a nice golf shirt, which they could charge one sixty
four probably, And if you want like a jacket, you know, I
mean, stuff's pretty steep. Yeah, and you get all the ball markers
and little stuff man lanyard. I don't know. You just start going.
You get crazy eye when you walk in there and you start asking, am
I ever going to walk onto these grounds or into this building ever again?
In my life? Odds are no, And it's important. It's important to
restate that you you can't just go to masters dot com and buy this stuff
and they ship it to you. You've got to be on the ground and
buy it there. That's the only way to get it. Now, you
can buy on masters dot com a big box of pimento cheese, sandwiches and
some chips, and they'll send it to you for a big Master's weak party.
I think I saw that. Actually that's real. Yeah, a little
bucket. There's bucket like barbecue pork. Yeah. Yeah. They send you
a whole thing napkins like if you want to have Master's party, and the
actual master's napkin, yeah, which is so stupid. I have a lapkin.
I don't need napkins, never need a napkin again, guess what better
for the environment. And it's permanent. It's permanent even if God forbids royal
Industries goes out a bitiness, which I don't think will happen. Well,
the thing about soroy industries is they're not beholden, you know, to the
man. They like the masters, always do what they want. Yes,
And the one thing you can't say is that we weren't crystal clear that the
soroy industry's lapkin is permanent. It's on the thing. But also if you
have any issues, do not call uh oh Soroy industry. So for those
who don't know, all sales are fine. Never all sales are final.
They don't have a phone anymore. Anyway, go ahead and after you buy
nine hundred dollars worth of crap, you you can walk right out the door
and there is a I don't I'm sure they're proud of their partner. It's
either UPS or FedEx shipping center. It is clockwork. You bring your big
box or basket or what however you get your crap, your bags, they
put in a box. They send it right to your house. You never
have to carry any of this crap. It's beautiful. And then a week
later you're home and you open this box and it's like the ultimate Christmas because
I'm like, I was in a Master's heyes, anyway, I don't even
know what I bought, and you're like, oh, I got this shirt.
Yeah. The best thing I bought was a big rocks glass, which
I use regularly. Never broken it, never broken it. But I have
all my rock glasses and I always hunt for it. I'm like, that's
my one. I love it. Anyway, I am spend nine hundred dollars
is not that crazy. But I saw some figures on how much the Master
Shop is expected to sell. Oh my, how much in merchandise sales?
Do you think thet I know, this is kind of an unfair question.
You might I would not be surprised, and this may be under I wouldn't
be surprised if they're ringing in sales one to three million dollars a day.
Okay, I don't even over on. I just don't have a good feel
for what the attendance is for a day at the Master's. The Master Shop
is expected to do around seventy million dollars in merchandise sales this week. Just
think this is a pop up sh Yeah, that's all it is. It's
temporary. So if you break it down on the days that they're open,
seventeen and a half million dollars a day. Well, factor in the practice
rounds, it's ten million dollars per day. This pop up store is doing
about one million bucks an hour. Good grief, they're doing sixteen thousand dollars
per minute and two hundred and seventy seven dollars per second that the store is
open. Like, can you imagine any sort of a pop up store selling
retail that's doing sixteen thousand dollars per Minute's ridiculous. Now, if I remember
it, there was at least ten cashiers and at everything at Augusta is so
efficiently done. Even when you go to the bathroom on the course, as
long as a friend of yours isn't locked in a stall, do doing for
fifteen minutes? They keep it moving, They tell you what's journals, which
stalls are open. They're like welcome in, like welcoming into the bathroom.
There's somebody volunteering standing out a bathroom for a whole day at the Masters and
just ushering people to officially and then cleaning it instantly. It's it's incredible,
but sixteen k per minute, that's nuts. Yeah, well to buy me
something and nothing's cheap, there's right. So it probably helps big celebrity sidings
out there. Harry Styles on the course supporting his buddy lamp Wrecked, the
amateur Christo lamp Wrecked. That had the balest man in the field. Female
gaze on the Masters yesterday as Harry Styles was there, Gays g a z
e yes, okay, now it was confusing. Troy Aikman was there as
well. Yeah, I did not see that. He sat down with a
golf channel. Just those fearms are so ripped. He likes to go to
the weight room. That's where he's his best friends stationary bike. Yeah.
I wish I had his discipline to anything anything. Yeah you don't. Yeah,
I do. That guy's commit he's older than me and he is rip
city. Yes, he looks so great. That wasn't that suk Though you
can't eat anything enjoyable. I'm sure he eats. He's fine. He talks
about never having a suite. Ever, it'd be nice to have a piece
of chocolate here and there. He has none, and that's why I think
he hates the money night football job. I could be wrong, all right,
So let's go to the Let's go to what happened yesterday? Mike.
Okay, you look up and it's always weird on day one because you know,
some guys could go make a little noise early. Danny Willett, former
champion. The story of yesterday is absolutely Bryson d Schambeau. It's so bizarre
to see your best friend on top of the leaderboard at the Masters. It's
just an odd feeling. I was happy. It's great. It's fun for
uh, it's fun for all of it. It is fun, and he's
fun to watch. He mashes the ball, Yep, he hits the His
iron's weird too because he's like he's like a small club or the club just
looks small. Use his arms. He uses same length irons. Yeah,
he's the only dude in the field who all the irons are the same length.
So yes, it looks oh they're all I think a seven iron length.
It's so weird. Do you know the deal with his irons this week?
No? You want to talk about what? Nothing? Does that not
sound like it's nerd thing you want to Okay, yes, thank you.
Let me know in sixty seconds if you think it's worthy. He's leading the
Masters, Okay, I don't look. Scotty Scheffer's gonna win the Masters.
He's one back, is he? Yes, He's never had a bad day
on the golf course. Scotti Scheffer, He's the perfect golf machine. He's
one back de Chambeau, Will Falter. Yes, the shuffler could win by
five. Okay, right now, you take shuffler of the field, Seffer,
you I mean, yeah, of course. And I would have said
that the whole field. Boy, I think I might take field just me.
He is a machine. He didn't hit a bad shot. Okay.
So you know Bryson's a nut. He's always tinkering with all this stuff.
He uses same length clubs, he does all this stuff. So he's using
a custom set of irons. This is going to be if he wins,
right, if he wins the Masters, this is going to be a controversy
because he's using the single length irons that are three D printed, the first
ever. No way, that's so weird. They weren't approved by the USGA
until Monday. Oh, oh, Monday of this week. He's never played
with him before. He put him in his bag Monday and is playing the
Masters and leading the Masters four days after the approval of these irons by the
USGA. They're made by a company called a Voda. So if you at
your wood, your driver has some forgiveness in it. Right, it has
these things like screws or bolts from the center to the toe. Right,
it doesn't matter. So if you hit it off the toe, it's designed
to come back and help you a little bit. If you hit it off
the heat, it's designed to be less penal the direction. I mean,
it's just like club advancement. Irons have never had this. He's got him
in his irons. And I watched a couple of ball flights yesterday where he
hits it. It looks like it's going straight and then it cuts it.
It reacts weirdly. I don't know how these are legal, but I'm telling
you, he has something in his irons that has never been used on a
professional golf course before. There was approved on Monday, and now he's hitting
everything perfectly. This is going to be a massive controversy and then they're going
to say, oh, the grooves are illegal or something like that. I
absolutely would be no, because they approved it. I know, Okay,
they know what they were approving. That's fine. Well, that's not his
problem. You know, next year, if they want to say, we
want to do over on that particular set of irons that that Bryson used last
year, we're going to go and outlaw those this year. But it's not
gonna it's not gonna taint his victory. Right, He's not an asterisk because
they want to already, because he's lived and he's Bryson and he does weird
stuff. Anyway, Here's the quote. What happens if you hit it on
the toe, it hooks a lot. Right, What happens if you hit
on the heel, it cuts a lot. When you have bolts that offsets
that. Yeah, I did not know that. I didn't know this till
yesterday post round. But he's using clubs that give him some sort of advantage
that I had never heard of, that were three D printed and approved on
Monday, and now he's leading the Master and he has been using those on
the lift. They were approved on live. They don't have regulations online.
That's a good question. I'm not sure, but they've never used on the
PGA Tour and a major or anything like that. How has he been doing
on live? He what's weird about live is I never know who won the
tournament. Like I know he's over there, and when it's on, I'll
fly by and I'll watch for a minute. But I really never even end
up knowing who won. Yeah, I don't usually make it to the end,
but I check it out. I didn't check it out too. I
don't hate it, I just don't. He shot a fifty eight a few
months ago. Damn, do you have a problem that Bryson's doing this?
No, that's his friend. I don't my friend. I don't love I
do have the picture. I didn't tweet it out, but I have the
Are you going to think differently if he wins this thing and then there's some
big uproar, I'm gonna enjoy it because I want chaos. I remember when
the when the game had some sanctity to it. Necond my day. Look
this is you know Mikey's dad himself is the guy that removed the governor off
of Cash's go carts. Shaved it out. I had you know, what's
the quote if you're not cheating, you're not eating. What is it weight?
You're off if you're a little close trying, he's close. He also
bought helicopter oil for like military helicopters because he thought that would make the go
carts go faster. But it didn't. It made us go slower. It
didn't work. I think I would have been best friends with your old man
dude, just dreaming up ways to get things to haul more ass professionally.
Tiger is a came out, he finished thirteen, and then it got dark
because they did a delay yesterday a little bit, so he has to finish
fourteen through eighteen and then play around two, which probably not great on his
knee, but whatever. How'd he look? Well, he came out and
bogied the first hole this morning, but he's on the par five fifteenth right
now trying to clean up ro And how did he looks physically like his body
when he was walking around, Because that's what is gonna kill him this weekend
if if anything does, it will just be his stamina and fitness level to
keep up with walking up and down those damn hills. Oh be fair,
I don't think he looks that different than he looked physically in twenty nineteen when
he won. Yeah, no, it's still a little gimp. Yeah,
we know. The knee's way worse. He's not noticeably gimpy. He's sort
of ginger the way he kind of walks, but it's not nothing like feeling
like a withdraw is on the horizon. He looks fine. He doesn't look
like Norm. No, he doesn't like Norm. And he's uh. He
can't hit it as far as everybody else, that's the big problem, I
think. But I don't think that that's even He's probably not the shortest hitter
in the field. I don't think. No. And he just knows what
he's doing around here. He's crafty as hell and ray when it started,
he burned the first hole and I already I slapped myself on the forehead.
I'm like, it's Tiger. As long as he's healthy enough to get around,
he's good enough to make the cut or be close to it. Do
you think Tiger? I think the answer to this question is yes. Do
you think Tiger can out run his ego and have enough self awareness that if
he knows he's going to just absolutely embarrass himself, that he won't play anymore
or is he one of those guys that's I can do this again. I
know I can't. All right, if I work out real hard, I
can do this again. Do you think he's at that point now? I'm
just curious what you guys are question. Well, what sucks is he's forty
eight, right, he just turned forty eight. I mean he's not ancient
by age, right, by mileage and surgery, well, by golf age
he is, and by sex sex partners, he is very old. I
mean, how old was Phil when he won his most recent major? Years?
Oh? Was he f a couple years ago? That was the oldest
ever to win a major? Right? Yeah? Yeah, it feels fifty
three now, Yeah, he's fiftured for fifty one that happened. Okay,
what a big deal that was. That was huge. But Tiger's crafty and
he's still plenty good to belong out here with these dudes. And who else,
maybe other than Phil, has more experience on this particular course in that
in that field, and that's what they say, with this course, you
just gotta know it, the nooks and the crannies, and he knows every
one of them. No where to land it and he knows the state of
his body and his game, so he's yeah, he's barring some sort of
injury. Now. I will say, if he makes a triple and makes
something else, then he might do the clutch the back. Oh ah,
you know, God, I couldn't make it, yea, you know,
if it turns quick. I mean, he's gotta play twenty three holes today,
and that's not easy for him, I would imagine. Especially it's like,
however long the layoff is between him finishing this these few holes. But
he's on fifteen right now, wrapping up round one. He'll start round two.
He'll have a fairly early tea time. Around two, he'll have to
get back out there. I don't know what he'll do if they put a
heat pad on his knee or whatever. But your leader's Bryson. It's seven
under, Scottie Scheffler, it's six hunder. And then you got a big
brigade of people just kind of hanging in there. Rory John Rohm, Justin
Thomas, those guys who we talk about a lot Brooks kept it are all
like alive, you know, like it's kind of it's weird. The wins
were gusting hard yesterday no one really that's a big name. Absolutely killed themselves
and put them out of it yesterday. But that's possibly Matt Suama at four
over. He's got to have a big day and rebound today to make the
cut. The cut's probably gonna be two over. But rom won over was
a little surprising. It's a little surprised. Not what he wanted. But
he's not out of it. No, So they all worked at Toude to
finish up a round one. We'll keep you updated if anything big happens.
I haven't watched Dustin Johnson play in a while. I haven't seen him.
Does he look puffier to you than were you used to? I didn't see
a lot of him. It looks quite married with children in these days.
And the midriff, yeah, his his his upper body and I don't know
if it's workout upper body or or marshmallow upper body. He just he looks
not this felt lean, long, tall sheriff walking walking into town. Is
that what it is? Yeah, stop doing cocaine, you get some weight.
And he had a salad and don't ask any more questions about my recent
weight loss. He etin loves burgers. Now his beard's grown out. Too.
That's really thick. Jason had insane pants on too, and he's got
a nutso shirt on this morning, he's trying to get the Internet to explode
and it's working. Yeah, well yeah, it's not exploding for his good
golf. I really just they get it together. In a world where Beyonce
makes a country album, I doubt what makes the Internet explode is Jason Day's
shirt just say Internet, Break the Internet. Coming up next, we broke
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