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This is a downbeat on ninety seven
to one, The freak Mike cute bagels,

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everything everything, Yes, I want
everything bagel, everything bagel. Do

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you get any bagel other than everything
as playing with regular cream cheese plain is

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nice? I with you on regular
cream cheese. I don't need tricked up

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cream cheese usually. Everything bagel is
the only answer. Where are you at?

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I like them all? Yeah,
I kind of too. I like

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I'm toasted, yeah, to a
little crunchy on the outside. And I'm

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not opposed to the flavored cream cheeses, like strawberry. That's a good one.

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I don't. I don't want necessarily
the they do the like the garlic

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one, I think, yeah,
I can live without that. Do you

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like a chive mixed into your spread? I'm okay with that. Build your

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own mind. Any locks on bagels, Oh god, yeah, of course,

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like the full on, big ass
one. That's a meal. Twenty

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dollars job on everything bagel. I
want everything bagel, everything bagel. But

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is there anything else you want on
it? We're getting bagels delivered. You

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know this is gonna cost like thirty
dollars for three bagels. He didn't care.

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He's got crazy forgot my protein bar. He's got crazy cream cheese on

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that bag Yes, add cream cheese
on that everything bagel. Do we have

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a toaster here? I think we
do. I don't. No, I

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think we we do have a toaster. Yeah we do, we do,

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Matty said, we do. Okay, so just get a half dozen bagels?

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Right, get twenty seven bagel?
A half dozen, that's six.

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I don't know if they do him
like that. I'm just doing this like

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a duff door dash. I'm just
trying to be here. Are a one

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bagel? You want me to just
run out and grab him. I'm not

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really essential to this whole operation anyway. Yeah, talking masters here, right,

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you just hit playing the Norm McDonald
thing and we'll I'll just go have

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a babe. I was thinking of
himself. I was like, honestly,

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they may not like it. I'd
probably do it on my own. I

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don't know what you're asking me.
I would like to eat a bagel with

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cream cheese. That's playing, Yeah, playing with cheesy. Why are you

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trying? You get six? I
figure that's how you get bagels livered?

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Your door dashing? No, you
just get you. I'm just like,

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make your own okay, and you're
gonna do this on the air, but

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I'm getting up from Bagel Cafe twenty
one. You know, whatever you do

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is gonna be fun. It is. I'll have whatever Mikey's having. You

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want to put two? Yeah?
Whatever? He gets everything bagels in front

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of it with regular creep. You
don't want to build your own. Whatever

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Mikey's having is great. Yeah,
I'm not a picky not a picky bitch.

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Kevin Everything Bagel for damn everything bagel, Danny. Would you like vegan

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cream cheese or regular cream cheese?
We would like regular cream. That's fine,

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Yeah, vegan, regular, It
doesn't matter. You can just wipe

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your nose on tomatoes on that.
Whatever expbedites this process is what I'm all

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about. Whatever gets you to the
order now button. Uh huh, okay,

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I'm hitting the order now button.
All right, we're getting bagels.

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Mattie's sure. Good. Come on, Maddy have a bagel? Got a

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bagel on Wednesday? Okay, well
that's she doesn't want to Bat's Yeah,

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that's my girl. There we go, Yeah, that's Friday. I like

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Astiago regular cream. Tree do you
have like is it like like a honey

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Walnut. Now that is advanced.
She's fancy. I'm not seeing that,

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honey. Anything, honey, anything, Just regular is all I have.

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That's crazy. That's the only kind
of cream you have with regular. It's

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crazy. I don't believe you,
Kevin. That's what we're gonna do.

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What're you gonna do that? Anybody
else? If you're texting in, it's

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going to bagel. We got you, all right, Let's do the thing,

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ready this Kevin at seven? Hell? Yeah? Now Sports Masters?

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Right, yes, sir, Okay, Rangers got one hit yesterday, but

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the A's lost the series. But
if you want so, you're freaking even

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harder than series to a team having
to move to Zach or No. No,

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you do though. Sometimes you lose
series when you get the Braves denied.

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So good luck Rangers. Watch them
sweep the Braves and then you'll come

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in here on Monday. Everything's great. This is gonna be a hard trivia

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question for you, guys. Hit
me so right of passage. If you

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go to Augusta National Home of the
Masters going on right now, tiger Woods

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on the course, is you gear
up because there's so much stuff there you

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can only get there. They do
updated every year. It's expensive, but

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it's not gouging. It's not ridiculous, but it's not like the food.

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You know. The food is famously
one dollar for a coffee, you know,

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and the three dollars Permeter cheese whatever, which is great, one of

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the best bits there. The whole
Augusta not gouging for anything is incredible.

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The best part being they do fish
fifty eight minutes of golf action two minutes

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of commercials every hour? Is it
still fifty eight and two? At absolute

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worse, it's fifty six and four. You know how much money people would

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throw at them if they wanted to
do that. I don't know how or

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why it works. Maybe charge an
exorbitant amount of money per spot, well

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it was IBM yesterday, But then
they get title sponsors for the whole Yeah

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whatever that hour. But just think
about that. I mean, there's plenty

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not I guess to like throughout the
history of the Masters. I understand,

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but hat tip for that. They
could be gouging for commercials and have Cadillac

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and Rolex and everyone that's you know, standard into golf, and they don't

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do it. I love the ambition
of just keeping it how they want to

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do it, and you know,
with CBS it's a yearly deal, like

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CBS has done it for forty years, but every year it's like, yeah,

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we've decided to re up with CBS. So CBS is like on their

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heels always like right, worse the
fine, Right, Yeah, we're good.

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You still love me at that,
Nancy guy? Yeah, be fine,

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still love me. But one of
the tricks is when if you're lucky

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enough to find your hot buns on
the grounds at Augusta National, you are

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going to matriculate yourself into the I
guess pro shop is what you call it.

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It's not the official real course pro
shop. It is a massive building

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with more masters crap in it than
you can ever imagine. But I saw

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some stats. It's that the big
one that's on the grounds, right,

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Yeah, it's right between the driving
range and the first tea yep, and

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it's heaven. And the one time
I was lucky enough to go, I

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went Sunday, so it was already
thinned out a little bit, but they

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still had a ton of stuff.
I spent nine hundred dollars. Good god.

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Well, because once people know you're
going, there's some requests that come

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in, so they they request some
things, and you know, it is

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one hundred bucks for a nice golf
shirt, which they could charge one sixty

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four probably, And if you want
like a jacket, you know, I

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mean, stuff's pretty steep. Yeah, and you get all the ball markers

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and little stuff man lanyard. I
don't know. You just start going.

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You get crazy eye when you walk
in there and you start asking, am

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I ever going to walk onto these
grounds or into this building ever again?

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In my life? Odds are no, And it's important. It's important to

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restate that you you can't just go
to masters dot com and buy this stuff

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and they ship it to you.
You've got to be on the ground and

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buy it there. That's the only
way to get it. Now, you

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can buy on masters dot com a
big box of pimento cheese, sandwiches and

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some chips, and they'll send it
to you for a big Master's weak party.

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I think I saw that. Actually
that's real. Yeah, a little

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bucket. There's bucket like barbecue pork. Yeah. Yeah. They send you

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a whole thing napkins like if you
want to have Master's party, and the

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actual master's napkin, yeah, which
is so stupid. I have a lapkin.

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I don't need napkins, never need
a napkin again, guess what better

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for the environment. And it's permanent. It's permanent even if God forbids royal

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Industries goes out a bitiness, which
I don't think will happen. Well,

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the thing about soroy industries is they're
not beholden, you know, to the

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man. They like the masters,
always do what they want. Yes,

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And the one thing you can't say
is that we weren't crystal clear that the

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soroy industry's lapkin is permanent. It's
on the thing. But also if you

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have any issues, do not call
uh oh Soroy industry. So for those

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who don't know, all sales are
fine. Never all sales are final.

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They don't have a phone anymore.
Anyway, go ahead and after you buy

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nine hundred dollars worth of crap,
you you can walk right out the door

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and there is a I don't I'm
sure they're proud of their partner. It's

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either UPS or FedEx shipping center.
It is clockwork. You bring your big

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box or basket or what however you
get your crap, your bags, they

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put in a box. They send
it right to your house. You never

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have to carry any of this crap. It's beautiful. And then a week

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later you're home and you open this
box and it's like the ultimate Christmas because

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I'm like, I was in a
Master's heyes, anyway, I don't even

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know what I bought, and you're
like, oh, I got this shirt.

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Yeah. The best thing I bought
was a big rocks glass, which

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I use regularly. Never broken it, never broken it. But I have

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all my rock glasses and I always
hunt for it. I'm like, that's

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my one. I love it.
Anyway, I am spend nine hundred dollars

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is not that crazy. But I
saw some figures on how much the Master

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Shop is expected to sell. Oh
my, how much in merchandise sales?

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Do you think thet I know,
this is kind of an unfair question.

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You might I would not be surprised, and this may be under I wouldn't

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be surprised if they're ringing in sales
one to three million dollars a day.

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Okay, I don't even over on. I just don't have a good feel

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for what the attendance is for a
day at the Master's. The Master Shop

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is expected to do around seventy million
dollars in merchandise sales this week. Just

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think this is a pop up sh
Yeah, that's all it is. It's

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temporary. So if you break it
down on the days that they're open,

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seventeen and a half million dollars a
day. Well, factor in the practice

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rounds, it's ten million dollars per
day. This pop up store is doing

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about one million bucks an hour.
Good grief, they're doing sixteen thousand dollars

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per minute and two hundred and seventy
seven dollars per second that the store is

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open. Like, can you imagine
any sort of a pop up store selling

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retail that's doing sixteen thousand dollars per
Minute's ridiculous. Now, if I remember

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it, there was at least ten
cashiers and at everything at Augusta is so

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efficiently done. Even when you go
to the bathroom on the course, as

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long as a friend of yours isn't
locked in a stall, do doing for

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fifteen minutes? They keep it moving, They tell you what's journals, which

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stalls are open. They're like welcome
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There's somebody volunteering standing out a bathroom
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just ushering people to officially and then
cleaning it instantly. It's it's incredible,

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but sixteen k per minute, that's
nuts. Yeah, well to buy me

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something and nothing's cheap, there's right. So it probably helps big celebrity sidings

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out there. Harry Styles on the
course supporting his buddy lamp Wrecked, the

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amateur Christo lamp Wrecked. That had
the balest man in the field. Female

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gaze on the Masters yesterday as Harry
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e yes, okay, now it
was confusing. Troy Aikman was there as

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well. Yeah, I did not
see that. He sat down with a

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golf channel. Just those fearms are
so ripped. He likes to go to

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the weight room. That's where he's
his best friends stationary bike. Yeah.

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I wish I had his discipline to
anything anything. Yeah you don't. Yeah,

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I do. That guy's commit he's
older than me and he is rip

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city. Yes, he looks so
great. That wasn't that suk Though you

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can't eat anything enjoyable. I'm sure
he eats. He's fine. He talks

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about never having a suite. Ever, it'd be nice to have a piece

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of chocolate here and there. He
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he hates the money night football job. I could be wrong, all right,

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So let's go to the Let's go
to what happened yesterday? Mike.

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Okay, you look up and it's
always weird on day one because you know,

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some guys could go make a little
noise early. Danny Willett, former

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champion. The story of yesterday is
absolutely Bryson d Schambeau. It's so bizarre

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to see your best friend on top
of the leaderboard at the Masters. It's

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just an odd feeling. I was
happy. It's great. It's fun for

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uh, it's fun for all of
it. It is fun, and he's

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fun to watch. He mashes the
ball, Yep, he hits the His

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iron's weird too because he's like he's
like a small club or the club just

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looks small. Use his arms.
He uses same length irons. Yeah,

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he's the only dude in the field
who all the irons are the same length.

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So yes, it looks oh they're
all I think a seven iron length.

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It's so weird. Do you know
the deal with his irons this week?

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No? You want to talk about
what? Nothing? Does that not

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sound like it's nerd thing you want
to Okay, yes, thank you.

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Let me know in sixty seconds if
you think it's worthy. He's leading the

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Masters, Okay, I don't look. Scotty Scheffer's gonna win the Masters.

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He's one back, is he?
Yes, He's never had a bad day

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on the golf course. Scotti Scheffer, He's the perfect golf machine. He's

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one back de Chambeau, Will Falter. Yes, the shuffler could win by

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five. Okay, right now,
you take shuffler of the field, Seffer,

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you I mean, yeah, of
course. And I would have said

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that the whole field. Boy,
I think I might take field just me.

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He is a machine. He didn't
hit a bad shot. Okay.

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So you know Bryson's a nut.
He's always tinkering with all this stuff.

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He uses same length clubs, he
does all this stuff. So he's using

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a custom set of irons. This
is going to be if he wins,

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right, if he wins the Masters, this is going to be a controversy

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because he's using the single length irons
that are three D printed, the first

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ever. No way, that's so
weird. They weren't approved by the USGA

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until Monday. Oh, oh,
Monday of this week. He's never played

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with him before. He put him
in his bag Monday and is playing the

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Masters and leading the Masters four days
after the approval of these irons by the

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USGA. They're made by a company
called a Voda. So if you at

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your wood, your driver has some
forgiveness in it. Right, it has

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these things like screws or bolts from
the center to the toe. Right,

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it doesn't matter. So if you
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to come back and help you a
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the heat, it's designed to be
less penal the direction. I mean,

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it's just like club advancement. Irons
have never had this. He's got him

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in his irons. And I watched
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hits it. It looks like it's
going straight and then it cuts it.

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It reacts weirdly. I don't know
how these are legal, but I'm telling

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you, he has something in his
irons that has never been used on a

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professional golf course before. There was
approved on Monday, and now he's hitting

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everything perfectly. This is going to
be a massive controversy and then they're going

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to say, oh, the grooves
are illegal or something like that. I

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absolutely would be no, because they
approved it. I know, Okay,

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they know what they were approving.
That's fine. Well, that's not his

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problem. You know, next year, if they want to say, we

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want to do over on that particular
set of irons that that Bryson used last

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year, we're going to go and
outlaw those this year. But it's not

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gonna it's not gonna taint his victory. Right, He's not an asterisk because

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they want to already, because he's
lived and he's Bryson and he does weird

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stuff. Anyway, Here's the quote. What happens if you hit it on

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the toe, it hooks a lot. Right, What happens if you hit

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on the heel, it cuts a
lot. When you have bolts that offsets

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that. Yeah, I did not
know that. I didn't know this till

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yesterday post round. But he's using
clubs that give him some sort of advantage

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that I had never heard of,
that were three D printed and approved on

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Monday, and now he's leading the
Master and he has been using those on

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the lift. They were approved on
live. They don't have regulations online.

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That's a good question. I'm not
sure, but they've never used on the

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PGA Tour and a major or anything
like that. How has he been doing

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on live? He what's weird about
live is I never know who won the

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tournament. Like I know he's over
there, and when it's on, I'll

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fly by and I'll watch for a
minute. But I really never even end

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up knowing who won. Yeah,
I don't usually make it to the end,

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but I check it out. I
didn't check it out too. I

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don't hate it, I just don't. He shot a fifty eight a few

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months ago. Damn, do you
have a problem that Bryson's doing this?

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No, that's his friend. I
don't my friend. I don't love I

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do have the picture. I didn't
tweet it out, but I have the

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Are you going to think differently if
he wins this thing and then there's some

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big uproar, I'm gonna enjoy it
because I want chaos. I remember when

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the when the game had some sanctity
to it. Necond my day. Look

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this is you know Mikey's dad himself
is the guy that removed the governor off

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of Cash's go carts. Shaved it
out. I had you know, what's

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the quote if you're not cheating,
you're not eating. What is it weight?

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You're off if you're a little close
trying, he's close. He also

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bought helicopter oil for like military helicopters
because he thought that would make the go

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carts go faster. But it didn't. It made us go slower. It

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didn't work. I think I would
have been best friends with your old man

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dude, just dreaming up ways to
get things to haul more ass professionally.

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Tiger is a came out, he
finished thirteen, and then it got dark

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because they did a delay yesterday a
little bit, so he has to finish

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fourteen through eighteen and then play around
two, which probably not great on his

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knee, but whatever. How'd he
look? Well, he came out and

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bogied the first hole this morning,
but he's on the par five fifteenth right

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now trying to clean up ro And
how did he looks physically like his body

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when he was walking around, Because
that's what is gonna kill him this weekend

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if if anything does, it will
just be his stamina and fitness level to

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keep up with walking up and down
those damn hills. Oh be fair,

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I don't think he looks that different
than he looked physically in twenty nineteen when

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he won. Yeah, no,
it's still a little gimp. Yeah,

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we know. The knee's way worse. He's not noticeably gimpy. He's sort

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of ginger the way he kind of
walks, but it's not nothing like feeling

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like a withdraw is on the horizon. He looks fine. He doesn't look

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like Norm. No, he doesn't
like Norm. And he's uh. He

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can't hit it as far as everybody
else, that's the big problem, I

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think. But I don't think that
that's even He's probably not the shortest hitter

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in the field. I don't think. No. And he just knows what

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he's doing around here. He's crafty
as hell and ray when it started,

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he burned the first hole and I
already I slapped myself on the forehead.

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I'm like, it's Tiger. As
long as he's healthy enough to get around,

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he's good enough to make the cut
or be close to it. Do

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you think Tiger? I think the
answer to this question is yes. Do

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you think Tiger can out run his
ego and have enough self awareness that if

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he knows he's going to just absolutely
embarrass himself, that he won't play anymore

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or is he one of those guys
that's I can do this again. I

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know I can't. All right,
if I work out real hard, I

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can do this again. Do you
think he's at that point now? I'm

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just curious what you guys are question. Well, what sucks is he's forty

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eight, right, he just turned
forty eight. I mean he's not ancient

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by age, right, by mileage
and surgery, well, by golf age

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he is, and by sex sex
partners, he is very old. I

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mean, how old was Phil when
he won his most recent major? Years?

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Oh? Was he f a couple
years ago? That was the oldest

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ever to win a major? Right? Yeah? Yeah, it feels fifty

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three now, Yeah, he's fiftured
for fifty one that happened. Okay,

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what a big deal that was.
That was huge. But Tiger's crafty and

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he's still plenty good to belong out
here with these dudes. And who else,

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maybe other than Phil, has more
experience on this particular course in that

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in that field, and that's what
they say, with this course, you

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just gotta know it, the nooks
and the crannies, and he knows every

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one of them. No where to
land it and he knows the state of

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his body and his game, so
he's yeah, he's barring some sort of

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injury. Now. I will say, if he makes a triple and makes

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something else, then he might do
the clutch the back. Oh ah,

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you know, God, I couldn't
make it, yea, you know,

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if it turns quick. I mean, he's gotta play twenty three holes today,

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and that's not easy for him,
I would imagine. Especially it's like,

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however long the layoff is between him
finishing this these few holes. But

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he's on fifteen right now, wrapping
up round one. He'll start round two.

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He'll have a fairly early tea time. Around two, he'll have to

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get back out there. I don't
know what he'll do if they put a

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heat pad on his knee or whatever. But your leader's Bryson. It's seven

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under, Scottie Scheffler, it's six
hunder. And then you got a big

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brigade of people just kind of hanging
in there. Rory John Rohm, Justin

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Thomas, those guys who we talk
about a lot Brooks kept it are all

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like alive, you know, like
it's kind of it's weird. The wins

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were gusting hard yesterday no one really
that's a big name. Absolutely killed themselves

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and put them out of it yesterday. But that's possibly Matt Suama at four

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over. He's got to have a
big day and rebound today to make the

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cut. The cut's probably gonna be
two over. But rom won over was

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a little surprising. It's a little
surprised. Not what he wanted. But

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he's not out of it. No, So they all worked at Toude to

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finish up a round one. We'll
keep you updated if anything big happens.

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I haven't watched Dustin Johnson play in
a while. I haven't seen him.

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Does he look puffier to you than
were you used to? I didn't see

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a lot of him. It looks
quite married with children in these days.

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And the midriff, yeah, his
his his upper body and I don't know

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if it's workout upper body or or
marshmallow upper body. He just he looks

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not this felt lean, long,
tall sheriff walking walking into town. Is

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that what it is? Yeah,
stop doing cocaine, you get some weight.

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And he had a salad and don't
ask any more questions about my recent

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weight loss. He etin loves burgers. Now his beard's grown out. Too.

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That's really thick. Jason had insane
pants on too, and he's got

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a nutso shirt on this morning,
he's trying to get the Internet to explode

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and it's working. Yeah, well
yeah, it's not exploding for his good

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golf. I really just they get
it together. In a world where Beyonce

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makes a country album, I doubt
what makes the Internet explode is Jason Day's

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shirt just say Internet, Break the
Internet. Coming up next, we broke

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the news to the world that OJ
Simpson had passed away at the age of

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seventy six, And in the scuttle
butt, we have a bit of a

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kind of a big, all encompassing
segment, how did OJ Simpson lead to

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Norm MacDonald getting fired? On NBC? Next to ninety seven one, the Free