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you will choose a horse, Mike or Danny as we it's it's not a
game, it's March Mayhem. Every NCAA basketball coach that's in the tournament that
begins tomorrow was asked who their favorite musical artist is. And we have a
thunder round and a helstorm round. It'll be a lot of fun, I
promise. I believe you all because of this huge story that came out this
morning. What what exciting headlines can we expect from the speakeasy in twenty minutes?
Kevin, you mean the scuttle button. Yeah, because Speaky Sky the
scuttle Butt. It starts with an asssing. Really, you know decisions that
were made last year, I make it very confusing, just moving parts,
moving show names, and a segment that starts the ass. But in the
scuttle butt, our midday show is going to fill the wrath. They're going
to feel the burn. Yeah. I think they're very wary right now,
as they should be. Kevio is going to be unhinged and going on the
offensive out in just twenty minutes or so. Yeah, get ready, you
don't want to miss it. Just so there's no hard feelings, I would
promote that the midday show of Note Been in Skin will be at the Pluckers
off Greenville Avenue today Tennessee. Oh well, Wednesday action. They're lucky they
don't have to face you, or if you're lucky, you don't face them.
I don't know. I don't know how this is going to go.
But you're lucky. You guys aren't coming face to face day. It's for
the best that they're on remote. Yeah. If any of us were coming
face to face, I think that'd be quite a bit of a problem.
Maybe we'll pop one of them on at nine point fifty just to promote where
they're at and all that stuff. Okay, Danny, I'm ready. Okay,
this thing has gotten more play and more legs than I expected or even
necessarily wanted. I'm kind of quite tired of it, to be honest with
you. But for whatever reason, the Ways you Can Serve Potatoes song has
gotten its own heartbeat and a video has been created. It's gone semi viral
with our listeners. And what this song was was simply to honor Saint Patrick's
day and be part of the song collection of our Singing pot of Gold,
Yeah, that we debuted last week, our inaugural Singing Pot of Gold,
And just to give you an idea of what it was about. Look,
I thought there are many ways that you can serve potatoes. And like we've
said on this show, we like to be funny and entertaining, but we
also like to inform and educate to give you knowledge. So maybe the next
time you're confused about what to do for dinner and you look at your wife
and you go, what's for dinner tonight, honey, and she looks in
the cupboard and it's just like four or five potatoes. Oh we have is
potatoes And you're like, oh my god, really mashed potatoes again. No,
it doesn't just have to be mashed potatoes. Because there are many ways
that you can serve potatoes. You hear this song, it's in your head.
You've got sixteen choices right there. It's like, you know what all
grotten? Let's make croquettes tonight. You one thing and that is a kind
of a little public service for us to you on ways that you can serve
potatoes and also honor Saint Patrick's day in the beautiful country of Ireland. It
goes something like this, This just fires me. It's great building and driving.
Oh that's just that version. Crap, JJ, do you have the
final one? I don't have that Forgeah, I forgot that. That's the
backing track that I had to sing to the other day. It's okay,
yeah, I didn't even think about that. Yeah, after the live one,
the live one which I've ruined and there's a big video of it too,
AI created that's on all of our social media accounts, and I felt
like I ruined it because I'm laughing at it. But I was not expecting.
This song means business. That beat means business, and you're about to
hear it is I'm dragging it into a place. Come on, go,
oh my god, I'm going to punch there is here. We go ready,
yes, jeezure breasted, mashed, French fried, mm hmmm, faked
or grotten boiled, steamed tots. These are the ways you can serve potatoes.
These are the ways you can serve potatoes. These are the ways you
can serve potatoes. These are the ways you can serve potatoes. Chips in
a salad, scalloped, scalloped croquettes, air fried, mikey yep, hash
brown in a soup, in a soup. Good prediction. Jochi Italian pogis,
skins, bread samosas, piogies, skins, bread samosas. These are
the ways you can serve potatoes. These are the ways you can serve potatoes.
These are the ways you can serve potatoes. These are the ways you
can serve potatoes. Just a utter state of bliss by the end of that.
It's funny, but you'll learn, you learn there are many ways that
you can serve potatoes. So I don't know. Continuing this idea that we're
here to entertain and educate, I thought I based on yesterday that we did
on our deep dive into the crane fly. Now, these are these weird,
drunken, long legged flying insects that we've seen in abundance of early late
this winter and early the spring, with yesterday being the first day of official
spring. These things are everywhere. And there was this misconception because of some
of their other names, one being the mosquito hawk, that these insects eat
mosquitos. Yep, not true. We dispelled that theory, that myth yesterday
with our knowledge and research, because these things only live up to but what
about a week, and they survive often they don't eat any because they've got
enough sustenance in the larva that they've been living in for up to three years.
They come out of their larva. If they do eat anything, it's
they drink water or maybe some nectar from a flower. But they do not
eat mosquitoes. Well, I was bewildered by this, as most of you
probably were as well, and you were wondering. It's like, well,
if they're not killing the mosquitoes, then how are we going to get rid
of them, because they're coming they are. Well, guess what what,
Danny, there's many ways to deal with that problem. And what better way
to remind yourself than in song and shoo fire Shaps Squash Magazine fucker fucked you.
You saw no money you could kill a mooch skin toes be saw the
money you you could kill a moot skin toes bee, you saw no money.
She could kill a moo skiny tomes. You saw the ways you couldn't
kill home a skin tomes raid, frog, wind shield, fly, swater
sapper, water bag. That's what causes suicide. Drowning citronella, natural causes
suicide. Tramming citronella. These ways can kill the messitos. These all the
ways you can kill mosquitoes. These all ways you can kill mosquitoes. These
ways you can kill the mosquitoes die. Yeah, those are many ways that
you can combat the indebtable mosquito problem that we are about to have after a
very wet winter and uh unlikely climate conditions. So we're gonna be crushed by
mosquitoes. They're in a song. It's gonna be stuck in your head anyway,
that's right now. You have a listen of ways, including windshields frog,
got me frog foot water bag too. That doesn't really kill them,
It just kind of deters them. Yeah, yeah, and put a put
a penny in it in the water bag. Those are ways that you can
deal with the mosquito problem. That's good, sap. Yeah, the magazine,
they're all there. And then sometimes they just die of suicide, you
know, they kill themselves. There's natural causes. And don't forget these citronella
candles. Wait, if texta says it sounds very much like these are the
Ways you can Eat potatoes? I didn't hear that. I mean, yeah,
it's in the same genre, all right, what do you mean it's
not the same song. I didn't catch any of that. Are you even
listening to the show, sir? Well, if someone says you ripped off
the potato song, only didn't what, I don't even know what they're saying
right now. I'm deeply offended that you think that I would plagiarize a classic
like ways to Serve Potatoes Die in a way, And I would never do
that with another song either. Look, we all know that the first meal
is the most important of the day. Am I wrong? It really is?
Okay? Sure, yeah, just agree with me. Yeah, and
that first meal is breakfast breakfast. But you're kind of like overwhelmed. What
am I going to have for breakfast? Where am I going to go for
breakfast? I solved that problem. Both of those problems in one tune,
and it goes something like this, damn Taquitos, breakfast on a bun,
biscuit, sandwich, hand cake, flatter, breakfast burger, biscuit and gravy,
breakfast bawl eggs sandwich. It's just a breakfast fitu at Walla burnod.
It's just the breakfast menue and walla Burger. It's just the breakfast fnue have
water bragger. This is the breakfast fg you and wall burger, biscuit,
egg and cheese, biscuit, biscuit with bacon, biscuit with sausage, cinnamon,
rall hash brown sticks, breakfast flatter, coffee, napkins, handcakes,
the breakfast flatter, coffee, napkins and cakes. It's just a breakfast minu
a wallop burner. This is the breakfast. This is the breakfast. This
is the breakfast water burger. Just like you lacking. Yeah, you know
a lot of you are waking up right now and you're like, what am
I gonna have for breakfast? Well, the choices are endless until you run
out of choices and have to throw in. Napkins is one of the items.
So you download that Waterburger app. Yeah, it's all on there.
It's all on there. That's how I found out what the breakfast menu at
Waterburger is is with my water Burger apt So when I'm looking through that last
night after I downloaded, I'm like, hmm, this could be a tune.
Pretty simple, but I did. I did exhaust the entire menu,
and I had to go to Napkins get the water Burger app and then get
inspired. Absolutely. Somebody on the text said that for that song, sounds
like almost like you're ripping off potatoes, and miss I'm not hearing it.
I gotta say two songs. Look, it seems like I've heard that before,
and I've learned to not be offended by that accusation. I'll just say
that, you know what, there's certain songs and bands that have similarities.
It doesn't mean they're ripping anything off, you know. Yeah, Credit Van
Fleet sounds a lot like led Zeppelin, but they're not led Zeppelin. The
breakfast song sounds very similar to the Mosquito song that I'm pretty sure is ripping
off the potato song. No matter what Danny may say, I actually hear
a lot of differences. So I wouldn't go that far. It's all subjective.
And look, I hear things differently, that's all I'll say. I
don't want to get into a debate or an argument, but I just hear
these things differently than some like two you're talking about like one or two people.
I get it. When person texted in, oh my god, I
just choked on my honey buttered chicken biscuit from water Burger. Yeah for saying
I didn't believe the conspiracy theories about the mosquito song ripping off the potato one,
But now I don't know what to believe, cause apparently that third one
was all so in that same same area. People are calling you, Olivia
Rodrigo saying I'm just not hearing it, Mike. I mean, there's an
infinite amount of cords, very totally different songs. Yeah, anyway, I
think they're both thankskit bangers, biscuit with sausage? Now, what's biscuit with
sausage? He did run thin on menu items in verse two. Okay,
some of them. Menu items are really long. It's hard to get honey
buddy or biscuit, palapino sandwich in one word in one line. But you
know, just a couple of syllables, So you've got to improvise. But
this is what I do with my time? What do you do? What
do you do for fun? What's what's my brain? With these songs stuck
in there? I'm just gonna mix all of them together. It's just gonna
be a disaster in there. Beautiful Devin, have another one? No,
I don't. I do, but I don't. I'll spare all of you.
What the parts of a radiator are? Yeah, it's like, give
me the core. I have three? About tomorrow? How about six am
tomorrow? All right, all right, we'll learn about the parts of a
radiator tomorrow. Jesus, Okay, here we go. Channel late last night,
a listener tweeted us right like ten eighteen, and the tweet was like
it was real quick. It was like, Yo, ten eighteen, WFAA
just went off the rails. Now I recording with these new casts. So
I went and rolled in in real quick, and it did. Here is
Cynthia's agine, Chris Lawrence and Pete Delkas Channel Late last night. Bidding begins
at Heritage Auctions on thousands of items that used to be inside plane at Hollywood
restaurants. The hotest item right now, Princess Leah's blaster from Return of the
Jedi, starting Bid seventy five thousand. Princess Leah. Let me guess y'all
had a big crush on her. Yeah, that's what I thought. What
was it? The buns in her hair? It's kind of freaky, it's
kind of weird. Oh hey, hey, now, w fa a after
dark man. Okay, let me get it. I'm gonna save Chris's career.
Let me get into this because I know I know what he's thinking.
And you know what I know at home, what you're thinking, and you're
right all right, here we go. Oh man, I'll tell you what.
I just love this job. Every man at home is thinking the same
thing. Okay, here we go, mostly clear skies, tonight, Lord
god, okay, here we go. Oh my god, that laugh all
the kis Chris lornch just said, those aren't the buns I was thinking of.
We all know Princess's hair buns. It's okay now he was talking about
her butt though. I know. But then it's like the over I'm gonna
save his career. We're all think of it, and you know what I
know at home? What you're thinking, and you're right, all right,
here we go. Oh man, I'll tell you what, I just love
this job. Every man at home is thinking the same thing. Okay,
here we go, mostly clear skies tonight. Okay, here we go.
It struck me last night when watching this it is kind of when they're doing
the ten o'clock the serious, the big time news. It is also their
last go around. They've done the six o'clock news. Yeah, I mean
it's it's their final segment of the day. We should derive their drunk with
power, the most serious newscast of the day is really they're kind of I'm
almost out of here. And and also, and look, this goes for
most TV news local TV news teams when they get off prompter. I wouldn't
use the word nimble to describe the conversations. I know, just like I
bet you guys had a crush. I don't even send it down. Don't
give him a chance to make a horny old nan comment. There's that little
window in the transition. Was it the buns and the hair? Princess Leah?
Let me guess y'all had a big crush on her? What was it
the buns in her hair. It's kind of freaky, it's kind of weird.
There's so many drops in that, there's a million drops in that.
With the laugh and then I just kinda kind of freaky, kind of freaky.
Was he commenting on the buns in her? Yeah, I just love
when crap like that happens. Thank you listener for looking out for us there.
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