WEBVTT 1 00:00:04.839 --> 00:00:19.719 Uh, what's up? Everybody? Welcome to Rose Pricks. I'm mad? 2 00:00:20.600 --> 00:00:30.320 Why because this show is so terrible? It is so bad? How how 3 00:00:30.480 --> 00:00:35.320 is this still going? It's probably not long for this world if I'm honest. 4 00:00:35.439 --> 00:00:38.200 But if let's break down your anger, Like, let's say I'm your 5 00:00:38.200 --> 00:00:41.679 therapist, what are you what are you the most mad at? It? 6 00:00:41.840 --> 00:00:47.359 Like I'm the most mad at Tom Schwartz and Tom Sandoval. I feel like 7 00:00:48.399 --> 00:00:51.079 they remind me of kind of like Beavis and butt Head, Like they're like 8 00:00:51.119 --> 00:00:56.000 you're going to say that, they're like completely talks kind of talks like this, 9 00:00:56.119 --> 00:01:00.640 and then Schwartz goes his hair like crazy orange white hair. Yeah, 10 00:01:00.880 --> 00:01:06.200 and it just feels like a like a bad cartoon, Like I'm watching really 11 00:01:06.239 --> 00:01:11.879 bad acting. And Tom Sandoval is not a real person. He's just like 12 00:01:11.920 --> 00:01:15.959 a shell of a He's just I don't know what it is. He's not 13 00:01:17.000 --> 00:01:21.920 an actual person. And he's so aggressively dumb, like the every when he 14 00:01:22.040 --> 00:01:26.400 talks, he just kind of talks like, huh, what ask you this? 15 00:01:26.519 --> 00:01:30.599 Would you say if you were, like, let's say I was doing 16 00:01:30.640 --> 00:01:34.599 a focus group, would you say that Tom is a worm with a mustache? 17 00:01:34.640 --> 00:01:38.159 Would you say a lot, a little bit a lot and a okay, 18 00:01:38.200 --> 00:01:42.359 a lot, a lot, Okay, a lot a lot. So 19 00:01:42.439 --> 00:01:45.239 we're just gonna go and mark you down as a lot a lot that he 20 00:01:45.319 --> 00:01:49.280 is a worm with a mustache and macro note on this note on what you're 21 00:01:49.799 --> 00:01:53.599 to piggyback, what you're saying, James is kind of our He the hero 22 00:01:53.719 --> 00:01:57.280 we never thought we could ever have. James kind of came through like he's 23 00:01:57.319 --> 00:02:00.239 he gave us a little something. I mean, personally, I missed Joe. 24 00:02:00.959 --> 00:02:04.560 I did miss having Joe. I just think it's weird that she just 25 00:02:04.640 --> 00:02:07.159 wasn't there at all. But okay, we'll deal with that later. But 26 00:02:07.360 --> 00:02:10.680 James was you know, he saved the episode. I think I guess so, 27 00:02:10.800 --> 00:02:14.759 but I almost feel like, why why do we even need Like yes, 28 00:02:14.800 --> 00:02:16.400 we're all thinking that, we're all like this is just a joke, 29 00:02:16.560 --> 00:02:23.280 Like he's there with this stupid band, and I just got very irrationally angry 30 00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:25.039 that he's even playing at the l Ray. I'm like, what is this 31 00:02:25.159 --> 00:02:30.159 world? What is happening in this world? What is happening in our country? 32 00:02:30.520 --> 00:02:35.319 Why are people why is everybody just like yeah, okay, Tom Sanderbal's 33 00:02:35.319 --> 00:02:37.520 got a band. Yeah, it's like did you look at the Met Like 34 00:02:37.560 --> 00:02:40.680 who's being invited to the met Gala? I mean it's all Kardashians, some 35 00:02:40.840 --> 00:02:44.960 housewives. I mean, it's really not the world. Yeah, it's been 36 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:49.199 taken over forget Ai, Like this is what it is. I mean, 37 00:02:49.240 --> 00:02:53.800 I guess what's the difference. Because they're hired to do a performing entertainment show 38 00:02:53.879 --> 00:02:57.400 that they get paid to do and we watch. My difference is they got 39 00:02:57.479 --> 00:03:00.319 rid of all the good writers and like all the good story That's the difference, 40 00:03:00.520 --> 00:03:07.000 right, And I don't like Sheina, I know at all. I 41 00:03:07.039 --> 00:03:12.039 really need that. I really just think she's a very distasteful person. And 42 00:03:12.080 --> 00:03:17.080 I think they all just read as these giant narcissists. And even Ariana like 43 00:03:17.199 --> 00:03:21.319 she's fine, but I'm like, I don't really care about you either, 44 00:03:22.599 --> 00:03:25.560 Wow, even though even though I do think, I mean, the whole 45 00:03:25.639 --> 00:03:30.360 rock heel thing is just crazy. But all of these people are just the 46 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:34.759 biggest attention horse. That's all it is. They just they're so starved for 47 00:03:34.800 --> 00:03:39.039 attention that they will come back on a show that's exploiting their lives or whatever 48 00:03:39.199 --> 00:03:43.759 and like ask for more. Let me give you a little metaphor a parable 49 00:03:43.840 --> 00:03:46.560 if you will, okay, please do. I was at yoga today and 50 00:03:46.599 --> 00:03:50.120 it's we're in a little park outside it's it's in Running Canyon and there's a 51 00:03:50.159 --> 00:03:53.560 little park that's dated off and that's where we all do. Was the loud 52 00:03:53.639 --> 00:03:55.319 lady there she was, but she was on the other side. I went 53 00:03:55.360 --> 00:03:58.800 to the other side and it didn't bother me at all, Like the light 54 00:03:58.960 --> 00:04:03.479 oming was totally okay. Today there was someone who apparently was shooting some sort 55 00:04:03.479 --> 00:04:08.240 of TikTok video and she had like somebody following her with a camera, not 56 00:04:08.360 --> 00:04:12.560 inside our little park area but in Runyon, so right outside the gates where 57 00:04:12.560 --> 00:04:15.680 we were, and she kept doing this over and over again. So they'd 58 00:04:15.720 --> 00:04:17.759 be like, okay, want you all you heard while you're trying to do 59 00:04:17.959 --> 00:04:20.600 there's like one, two, three, go, and she was like no, 60 00:04:20.600 --> 00:04:24.839 no, no, no, nah, you're not coming. Oh my, 61 00:04:25.079 --> 00:04:29.160 how she was not kidding. It happened over I mean like we all 62 00:04:29.240 --> 00:04:31.199 kind of started laughing, and then some people would get annoyed if you were 63 00:04:31.240 --> 00:04:33.879 laughing, because it was like, you know, the kind of vibe of 64 00:04:33.959 --> 00:04:38.879 like let everyone do their thing. We sit in no judgment here in yoga. 65 00:04:38.959 --> 00:04:41.600 But it's like, no, I sit in all the judgment. Then 66 00:04:42.199 --> 00:04:45.079 I'll take it. I'll do it. I'll judge. I'm the judger. 67 00:04:45.319 --> 00:04:48.040 Then you guys do whatever you need to do. It was insane, and 68 00:04:48.079 --> 00:04:51.959 I guess my point being is that everyone is an attention work, like do 69 00:04:53.000 --> 00:04:56.000 you think everything? Just because we live in Los Angeles, so we feel 70 00:04:56.120 --> 00:05:00.279 we feel almost personally responsible for these people. We're like, this is our 71 00:05:00.399 --> 00:05:03.879 town that these people are, you know, on our streets, on the 72 00:05:03.920 --> 00:05:08.879 mean streets of Los Angeles. This video could have been happening very you know 73 00:05:09.000 --> 00:05:14.920 close bought Like yeah, it felt like an American idol like audition slash like 74 00:05:15.000 --> 00:05:19.040 reject montage. It was really weird to hear over and she was completely serious 75 00:05:19.079 --> 00:05:21.480 and I guess, you know, you could argue, well, it's all 76 00:05:21.519 --> 00:05:27.319 of our space outside where else she's gonna shoot her very important TikTok video. 77 00:05:28.199 --> 00:05:30.959 I get it, and I can't. It shouldn't bother me, but like 78 00:05:30.000 --> 00:05:34.040 it does because we don't. Like it's just the space, and you feel 79 00:05:34.040 --> 00:05:38.480 like the Vanderpump people they're up in your space by being annoying and they're just 80 00:05:38.480 --> 00:05:41.720 taking up all the space. I just feel like, what is this that? 81 00:05:41.759 --> 00:05:46.800 I'm what is this? Why? And I felt kidnapped, I guess 82 00:05:46.319 --> 00:05:50.319 held hostage. That's how I felt by the lady making the TikTok video though, 83 00:05:50.519 --> 00:05:54.959 that's exactly exactly how I felt. So what you're saying is you loved 84 00:05:55.000 --> 00:05:58.319 this episode? No? No, no, no, no no, all 85 00:05:58.399 --> 00:06:00.240 right, let's get into it. Okay, Well, let's start with Kyle 86 00:06:00.399 --> 00:06:04.680 chan whoever that the fuck is? Oh? That's whose store they go to? 87 00:06:05.920 --> 00:06:10.600 Uh oh oh oh oh yeah to shoot the video, which you know 88 00:06:10.759 --> 00:06:15.240 as quote, yes, why? And also is she is she even? 89 00:06:15.399 --> 00:06:19.160 Is she a singer? Because no, no, she's not anything because the 90 00:06:19.279 --> 00:06:23.759 music was just guys singing. Well, they over they redid it, so 91 00:06:23.759 --> 00:06:26.319 they did this sort of like green Day. It's not actually green Day. 92 00:06:26.319 --> 00:06:30.120 Obviously, they did like a green Day k rock version of it, like 93 00:06:30.160 --> 00:06:32.959 they read it. Is she even in it? Why is she there? 94 00:06:33.519 --> 00:06:39.160 She's not singing. There's not one moment of her singing a song, right, 95 00:06:39.600 --> 00:06:42.439 I don't know. You have to ask her she's here? You you 96 00:06:42.439 --> 00:06:45.439 you've been following this show for longer than I have. You owe me an 97 00:06:45.480 --> 00:06:48.519 explanation. I don't know it. I can't speak for Sheena ever. But 98 00:06:48.680 --> 00:06:53.519 I mean, has this been a thing with her this video? Have you 99 00:06:53.600 --> 00:06:56.680 ever heard her sing? Yes? Yes, she sings good as Gold ten 100 00:06:56.759 --> 00:06:59.600 times. I mean she's not really singing. It's completely all auto tuned and 101 00:06:59.680 --> 00:07:03.399 robot because megged as I believe she's saying it at one of her weddings. 102 00:07:04.560 --> 00:07:09.600 Yeah, no, she is a fucking nightmare. And that video was cringe 103 00:07:09.639 --> 00:07:12.079 and you could tell that everybody that was there thought that, and they're like, 104 00:07:12.120 --> 00:07:15.319 oh my god, we're still doing this so sad. We're still no 105 00:07:15.480 --> 00:07:17.399 new things you don't want to create, like a baby monitor that you put 106 00:07:17.399 --> 00:07:20.720 your name on or something you don't want to partner with somebody in that space, 107 00:07:20.759 --> 00:07:24.720 You're going to keep pushing the song. Na. She takes herself so 108 00:07:24.879 --> 00:07:30.040 seriously. And then we get a call from Katie, who I was one 109 00:07:30.120 --> 00:07:33.160 thousand percent on Katie's side for whatever reason. I don't care if she was 110 00:07:33.240 --> 00:07:36.519 totally lying and she just didn't want to see La la or be a part 111 00:07:36.560 --> 00:07:40.920 of this train wreck, but I was completely on her side, and I 112 00:07:40.959 --> 00:07:44.759 felt like, who the fuck are you to start judging like, oh, 113 00:07:44.800 --> 00:07:46.959 she's lying, she's lying. She just didn't want to come, Like what 114 00:07:47.160 --> 00:07:49.959 camp, a person can get sick. Wait, is that what Sheina was 115 00:07:49.959 --> 00:07:54.319 saying? Yeah? Oh yeah, She's like, and then I've been I 116 00:07:54.360 --> 00:07:57.439 was trying to do the Sheena voice, much to the dismay of Monroe my 117 00:07:57.560 --> 00:08:00.439 Dog. I don't know, because I was trying to do it always comes 118 00:08:00.439 --> 00:08:03.519 out Drew Barrymore. But I realized it's like it's not like it's not vocal 119 00:08:03.600 --> 00:08:07.759 fry. It's like it's more like it's like a bubble at her throat. 120 00:08:09.040 --> 00:08:11.240 Right. She's like, I don't know why Katie didn't comback. I just 121 00:08:11.279 --> 00:08:16.439 think it's weird that Katie didn't come. That's what we're That's what we're sitting 122 00:08:16.439 --> 00:08:22.040 here trying to eat our TV dinners listening to I don't know when Katie didn't 123 00:08:22.040 --> 00:08:24.800 come, but she didn't want to come see me do good as Cold? 124 00:08:26.040 --> 00:08:28.319 Yeah? Yeah, I think that's pretty close to it, except that she 125 00:08:28.439 --> 00:08:33.840 had more. There was more judgment because she was annoyed and she was like, 126 00:08:33.919 --> 00:08:37.279 I think she's faking. I don't think she is sick. I don't 127 00:08:37.320 --> 00:08:41.639 think she's really sick. I think she just is mad and doesn't want to 128 00:08:41.679 --> 00:08:45.159 be around La La all of you. First of all, can we stop 129 00:08:45.200 --> 00:08:48.360 calling her la la even can we just even pull pull the wool over that? 130 00:08:48.360 --> 00:08:50.559 That's not how you say it, pull the wool over it, you 131 00:08:50.639 --> 00:08:54.799 know what I mean. Okay, so everybody's being a nightmare. I just 132 00:08:54.799 --> 00:09:00.639 read to hate them some much and they'll end this song. You probably don't 133 00:09:00.639 --> 00:09:03.240 even remember this. It's it's hard. But at the end of the song, 134 00:09:03.480 --> 00:09:09.519 Shina does this weird fake like oh that I just thought was like, 135 00:09:09.799 --> 00:09:15.000 what are you Katrina in the ways? I'm walking on? For what reason? 136 00:09:15.360 --> 00:09:18.120 Right? I think she's just mad. You just don't. I mean, 137 00:09:18.159 --> 00:09:20.559 you love her. I think you're sexually attracted to her, but you 138 00:09:20.039 --> 00:09:26.320 don't know why and you can't. You're just having a hard time dealing with 139 00:09:26.399 --> 00:09:28.840 that. That's what I think. I think you want to leave John for 140 00:09:28.879 --> 00:09:31.200 her. But you know what, we'll talk about that another day. I 141 00:09:31.240 --> 00:09:35.919 think that's for a different podcast. Yeah, she's awful. James and Ali. 142 00:09:37.360 --> 00:09:43.440 So they're discussing the fact that Rockkala or Rachel did a podcast. Did 143 00:09:43.480 --> 00:09:46.840 you hear this podcast? I heard a little bit of it, yes, 144 00:09:46.879 --> 00:09:52.360 and it's it's if you think that listening to Shina is obnoxious, go listen 145 00:09:52.360 --> 00:09:56.159 to rock Out So So if you heard a little bit of it, what 146 00:09:56.399 --> 00:10:00.519 was was it really bad? What she was saying, It's to me, 147 00:10:00.600 --> 00:10:03.320 she's not the content Tea, It's not really I mean, yeah, I 148 00:10:03.320 --> 00:10:07.919 guess in her world she did. It's not the content. It's it's just 149 00:10:07.960 --> 00:10:11.960 how awful she is, like really cementing just how horrendous she is. To 150 00:10:13.080 --> 00:10:16.320 me, that's not what she's trying to do, obviously, But yeah, 151 00:10:16.360 --> 00:10:20.840 I mean, she's she's blaming everyone else but herself. She's saying, it's 152 00:10:20.879 --> 00:10:24.000 Bravo's ball, it was bad edits she wasn't ever really that close to Arianna, 153 00:10:24.039 --> 00:10:28.120 which we saw on the show that she was, you know, didn't 154 00:10:28.159 --> 00:10:31.039 love Tom blah blah blah. I love all that. I mean, the 155 00:10:31.240 --> 00:10:35.960 idea of saying, well I wasn't really that close to Ariana is so disgusting. 156 00:10:35.080 --> 00:10:39.000 So that makes it okay, Well we weren't good friends, so yeah, 157 00:10:39.200 --> 00:10:43.200 I had sex with her live in boyfriend at her house and they works 158 00:10:43.200 --> 00:10:46.240 at her grandmother's funeral. But even if they weren't, it's like, oh, 159 00:10:46.279 --> 00:10:52.000 I don't know how that's a defense from doing that. I know, 160 00:10:52.039 --> 00:10:54.000 none of it's a defense. Nothing she says. I'm still shocked. And 161 00:10:54.039 --> 00:10:56.080 I do think a lot of them are paid for. But when I look 162 00:10:56.120 --> 00:11:00.679 online and I see all the people that support her, like at a support 163 00:11:00.720 --> 00:11:03.679 her and hate Arianna, and I think it's paid for. I can't imagine 164 00:11:03.720 --> 00:11:07.879 that there's that many people in the world that like are seriously forget how horrible 165 00:11:07.919 --> 00:11:13.200 she was. I'm not And again we said this before. We're not saying 166 00:11:13.200 --> 00:11:15.840 that means she should be bullied for the rest of her life or treated. 167 00:11:15.919 --> 00:11:20.440 You know, everybody gets a chance to redeem themselves, everybody should gets some 168 00:11:20.519 --> 00:11:24.000 grace. But like, yeah, I don't know, get doing a podcast 169 00:11:24.159 --> 00:11:28.679 that Bethany basically got that ball rolling. I don't know if doing a podcast 170 00:11:28.799 --> 00:11:31.240 and talking about how it's everyone's fault but her own. I mean, she 171 00:11:31.279 --> 00:11:35.720 will occasionally say that she messed up and she's done the work right, all 172 00:11:35.720 --> 00:11:37.240 that kind of stuff, But you know, I don't know. I wouldn't 173 00:11:37.240 --> 00:11:41.679 buy it. I don't know. I haven't I don't know her, But 174 00:11:41.480 --> 00:11:46.200 yeah, i'd be pissed if I were them too about how she's just talking 175 00:11:46.200 --> 00:11:50.960 about it. Anne was talking about James, so that's where it starts. 176 00:11:50.080 --> 00:11:54.159 James is like, yeah, she was saying things about me and whatever on 177 00:11:54.200 --> 00:11:58.120 the podcast, so everybody doesn't she's saying that she was she wasn't fully over 178 00:11:58.279 --> 00:12:01.960 James. Did she say that? I think she said something else about it. 179 00:12:01.960 --> 00:12:07.399 She said he was a bad dog dad, which would drive me fucking 180 00:12:07.440 --> 00:12:11.559 crazy if someone said that. So then Shena comes over for some reason, 181 00:12:11.840 --> 00:12:16.879 right and complains about the fact that Rachel never paid a lot of rent. 182 00:12:16.080 --> 00:12:18.679 I don't know what that was. Yeah, that's a different They kind of 183 00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:22.639 go away from James's house over to a different situation, and they're all also 184 00:12:22.679 --> 00:12:30.159 discussing the podcast. So Ariana's mad as you would imagine. And then is 185 00:12:30.200 --> 00:12:35.440 this one Tom like? So that Tom was Tom there? I? Yeah, 186 00:12:35.639 --> 00:12:39.480 I'm not really sure the order of things because they move around a lot. 187 00:12:39.600 --> 00:12:43.240 Yeah, because I just wrote I wrote something about how Rachel said she 188 00:12:43.399 --> 00:12:46.639 wasn't that in love with Tom. But it could have been a different scene. 189 00:12:46.919 --> 00:12:48.200 I don't think it really matters because we're going to come back to it. 190 00:12:48.639 --> 00:12:52.799 But now La La is having a sperm donor party and I want to 191 00:12:52.879 --> 00:13:01.639 kill her. What in the these people just need to be constantly celebrated for 192 00:13:01.799 --> 00:13:05.879 everything. Oh yeah, great, well you're getting a sperm donor. How 193 00:13:05.919 --> 00:13:09.720 did that become a storyline, and it's also fake. I mean, I 194 00:13:09.720 --> 00:13:13.600 know we're not here yet, But when she asks Lisa vander Pump can I 195 00:13:13.639 --> 00:13:16.759 have a party? Can I have my sperm donor party at your house tomorrow? 196 00:13:18.519 --> 00:13:22.240 Why wouldn't you just have a scene where you ask her if you can 197 00:13:22.279 --> 00:13:24.240 have the party? Eat? Or why make it so clearly fake? I 198 00:13:24.320 --> 00:13:26.960 don't know, because they're just not good at it. They've lost the editors 199 00:13:28.039 --> 00:13:31.679 or it's a producer fault here. I think, what do you think that 200 00:13:31.720 --> 00:13:35.399 in your head if you were editing the show, Like, that's just not 201 00:13:35.480 --> 00:13:37.360 believable at all that she would say, yeah, sure, have a huge 202 00:13:37.360 --> 00:13:43.240 event at my house tomorrow, right, I can't. I don't know. 203 00:13:43.480 --> 00:13:45.879 I don't know, but it's so So then is this where where they're at 204 00:13:45.879 --> 00:13:48.919 the house and they're like rare Shina comes over to help Ariana like where's I 205 00:13:48.960 --> 00:13:52.840 just wrote where's Anne? Because the house is a mess. So they're talking 206 00:13:52.840 --> 00:13:58.679 about the house and then Sheena kind of starts organizing Ariana's house and she's like 207 00:13:58.720 --> 00:14:03.000 you don't need to do that moving, Like you don't need to unpack boxes. 208 00:14:03.080 --> 00:14:07.559 I'm literally gonna move. Yeah, it was very weird. Uh, 209 00:14:07.960 --> 00:14:11.960 but I have. First, yes, I have, Arianna's house is a 210 00:14:11.000 --> 00:14:16.240 mess because Anne's been fired. And then I wrote, hopefully we were going 211 00:14:16.320 --> 00:14:18.399 to get Anne's side of this soon, because we're probably going to get Anne 212 00:14:18.440 --> 00:14:22.879 on our podcast. Mm hmm for real, We're not even joking this stuff 213 00:14:22.879 --> 00:14:26.039 that's happening. So yeah, we'll definitely get her aside whatever she can tell 214 00:14:26.120 --> 00:14:30.200 us that it's going to be her, Mike, and then I just wrote, 215 00:14:31.159 --> 00:14:33.480 f you, Cecily, because Schwartz looks so much like Powder that I 216 00:14:33.519 --> 00:14:37.440 can no longer see anything else. And see now I don't see Powder, 217 00:14:37.480 --> 00:14:39.720 I see Ellen every time he turned to her, And now I'm like, 218 00:14:39.759 --> 00:14:45.200 it looks like Ellen, just Ellen, just dancing happy Ellen with the audience. 219 00:14:46.039 --> 00:14:48.440 Okay, so well Ellen vibes so he and he and Sandoval. This 220 00:14:48.480 --> 00:14:52.960 is where I was just like, oh my god, he's so dumb. 221 00:14:52.120 --> 00:14:58.519 They're talking about Rachel so stuff, like she went on this podcast and said 222 00:14:58.559 --> 00:15:03.759 she wasn't in love with me. You're talking about Sandoval. Yeah, when 223 00:15:03.799 --> 00:15:07.240 it was like I'm shell shock, bro like like like I loved her like 224 00:15:07.320 --> 00:15:13.399 and she like doesn't like love me like whatever, like to oh God, 225 00:15:13.519 --> 00:15:16.399 doesn't ever just want to punch himself in the face. He reminds me of 226 00:15:16.399 --> 00:15:20.960 Blue Steel, like that movie like Blue Steel. A you're talking about that 227 00:15:20.240 --> 00:15:26.600 Sandoval, you know, what's his name doing Blue Steel? Then Ben Yeah 228 00:15:26.639 --> 00:15:30.159 Willer, Yeah, Ben Stiller. What was the movie? It's not steel, 229 00:15:30.200 --> 00:15:33.080 blue Steel. It's definitely not called blue blue Steel. Was let's call 230 00:15:33.120 --> 00:15:37.960 it blue blue steel? Was the look that they gave. Yeah, blue 231 00:15:37.000 --> 00:15:43.840 steel? What was it called that? And still there blue steel looking it 232 00:15:43.919 --> 00:15:48.000 up. But if I was asking Monroe Zoolander, I don't want to be 233 00:15:48.039 --> 00:15:52.320 We don't want to be those people now we're like our grandparents. What is 234 00:15:52.360 --> 00:15:56.799 the thing? It was a movie and there was sperm in her hair land 235 00:15:56.000 --> 00:16:00.080 and and then you answer like it's something about it was something about Mary and 236 00:16:00.120 --> 00:16:03.840 you're like, no, no, different sperm. No, it was really 237 00:16:03.879 --> 00:16:07.840 the sperm was all over her hair and it was like she used it as 238 00:16:07.879 --> 00:16:12.799 hair gel. And it was that Cameron diaws Young like you get everything slightly 239 00:16:12.840 --> 00:16:17.519 wrong, and you're like, it's something about Mary. Sadly that's only like 240 00:16:17.559 --> 00:16:21.320 six months away. I know, I know, I know, okay, 241 00:16:21.399 --> 00:16:25.960 okay, so yeah, I can't believe it. Like I was trying to 242 00:16:26.000 --> 00:16:29.480 like I did all this like improving on myself, Like what the fuck was 243 00:16:29.519 --> 00:16:32.519 out for? Bro? Like if she's not, like if you can't have 244 00:16:32.559 --> 00:16:34.879 her back, like why am I trying to like be better? Then as 245 00:16:34.879 --> 00:16:40.480 he fade cries, this is sparkly. You see his sparkly nail polish, 246 00:16:40.559 --> 00:16:42.600 which he's now had like cymbols put in. He just has like a sparkly 247 00:16:42.639 --> 00:16:48.879 blue with like little flags or something like bird stuffs whatever the panel. He's 248 00:16:48.960 --> 00:16:52.799 just so try hard on in every way and you can't tell, Like I 249 00:16:52.879 --> 00:16:55.679 used to think he was being ironic, but he's not. He's like I 250 00:16:55.679 --> 00:16:59.799 don't know, Like I'm like, he's just so pissed, but never at 251 00:16:59.799 --> 00:17:03.240 the person. They belong together, he and Rockel, they one hundred percent 252 00:17:03.279 --> 00:17:07.599 belong together, I think. So then Schwartz is like, regardless of what 253 00:17:07.640 --> 00:17:11.240 she said on the podcast, she probably wanted her voice heard or something, 254 00:17:11.559 --> 00:17:15.160 you know, before she goes on and like does something else with their life. 255 00:17:15.599 --> 00:17:18.839 You know what I mean? Bra, But it's over, Okay, 256 00:17:18.880 --> 00:17:22.640 Bra? What is that? How is that helpful? Schwartz? It's not 257 00:17:22.720 --> 00:17:25.720 helpful to Sanda. But that's why Sandoval is getting madder and matter I don't 258 00:17:25.720 --> 00:17:30.880 need you to like carry out her narrative, dude brawl bro like bro. 259 00:17:30.720 --> 00:17:33.559 So then so then they go to Tom Tom for no reason. I guess. 260 00:17:33.559 --> 00:17:37.119 So Schwartz and Sandy's were just not doing that anymore. We're just not 261 00:17:37.160 --> 00:17:40.880 even going to ever go there, like close, I mean, what yeah, 262 00:17:40.960 --> 00:17:42.920 what the hell? I don't know. And now Lisa vander Pump is 263 00:17:42.960 --> 00:17:48.799 like, we need to do brunch right because Pump closed right down the street, 264 00:17:48.799 --> 00:17:52.039 and so they're moving the they're trying to get the brunch pump crowd. 265 00:17:52.519 --> 00:17:55.880 Oh yeah, you know what thinks computer? I do not want to uh 266 00:17:56.279 --> 00:18:00.200 update my Java? What is Java? Does anyone know? No? No, 267 00:18:00.519 --> 00:18:03.880 I wrote, I wrote, I cannot get over how ridiculous Schwartz looks 268 00:18:03.880 --> 00:18:07.640 with his the blonde hair. So Sandoval arrives. He's in a bad mood. 269 00:18:08.160 --> 00:18:14.000 Yeah, Bra, I brought some strawberry pure okay. For some reason, 270 00:18:14.000 --> 00:18:18.000 he like throws it like I roll aggressively throws that, here's your strawberry 271 00:18:18.039 --> 00:18:23.200 pure okay, like whatever what else? Bra? And she's thinking, She's 272 00:18:23.200 --> 00:18:26.960 like, are you upset? Tom? And he's like, yes, Lisa. 273 00:18:26.240 --> 00:18:30.319 He always gets Lisa, yes okay, yes, like I'm upset and 274 00:18:30.359 --> 00:18:33.000 she's like, and I hate that Lisa's playing so dumb too. I really 275 00:18:33.000 --> 00:18:41.279 hate that the podcast I'm doing, I'm doing my only British accent is from 276 00:18:41.279 --> 00:18:45.359 Oliver. So that's fine. Okay, you're Lisa, you said, because 277 00:18:45.400 --> 00:18:49.160 you listened to the podcast. Yes, Lisa, obviously Lisa. Yes. 278 00:18:51.400 --> 00:18:53.079 And she's like, but then she's playing so dumb. She's like, well, 279 00:18:53.119 --> 00:19:00.400 are you mad? At? Are you mad? Why you He's like, 280 00:19:00.680 --> 00:19:03.880 because she Raquel said, she doesn't love me like I loved her, 281 00:19:03.920 --> 00:19:07.359 like more than anything of them, fucking'd like die for her. She's like, 282 00:19:07.400 --> 00:19:10.880 calmed down sand of bal Yeah, and she doesn't care. She never 283 00:19:10.960 --> 00:19:14.559 cared. That's the other thing I hate about Lisa and the fakeness is just 284 00:19:14.599 --> 00:19:18.079 a couple episodes ago, she was pretending like she believed that Sandival was going 285 00:19:18.119 --> 00:19:21.880 to hurt himself when we knew that he wasn't. Everybody else knew he wasn't. 286 00:19:21.920 --> 00:19:25.400 They're right, and Lisa's like, you better invite him to the lake 287 00:19:25.599 --> 00:19:29.039 because you know he's feeling very left out. She doesn't care, though, 288 00:19:29.079 --> 00:19:32.400 here two weeks later she doesn't give a shit about him, but she does 289 00:19:32.519 --> 00:19:37.200 say she's like to camera, she's like, well, I don't want him 290 00:19:37.200 --> 00:19:41.640 to start spiraling again, right, so everybody better be very nice to sand 291 00:19:41.640 --> 00:19:45.839 Aval so he doesn't spiral. So then she's like, what's going on with 292 00:19:45.960 --> 00:19:48.319 the house then mm hmm, and he's like, yo, I don't know, 293 00:19:48.640 --> 00:19:52.599 like I don't know what I want to do with it or whatever, 294 00:19:52.839 --> 00:19:56.440 Like she said she would accept the offer I made, but like that was 295 00:19:56.480 --> 00:20:00.200 like two weeks so long. Yeah, she waited so long, Lisa, 296 00:20:00.799 --> 00:20:03.720 Lisa, And then anytime anybody calls him out, you're like, you're being 297 00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:07.119 really broish, dude. He's like, sorry, then you imagine what that 298 00:20:07.160 --> 00:20:11.240 would be like to date for nine years, right, So and so yeah, 299 00:20:11.240 --> 00:20:15.640 now he's going to passively aggressively as Arianna said he was going to do. 300 00:20:15.000 --> 00:20:18.480 Just sit on it some more, is what he's trying to do. 301 00:20:18.640 --> 00:20:22.000 So all he did was try to pressure her, give me your decision, 302 00:20:22.039 --> 00:20:26.160 give me your decision, just as of the last episode or whatever he was, 303 00:20:26.359 --> 00:20:30.880 you know, which was probably a week before he was going up to 304 00:20:30.960 --> 00:20:36.799 her at that whatever pool party place and saying, what are you going to 305 00:20:36.920 --> 00:20:41.200 do about the house or are you going to accept my offer? And now 306 00:20:41.200 --> 00:20:44.000 she's accepted the offer and he's like, I don't know. I'm on the 307 00:20:44.039 --> 00:20:47.799 fence because I don't even know if I can afford to keep it. Of 308 00:20:47.839 --> 00:20:51.559 course you can't, your stupid band. It's no, you can't. You 309 00:20:51.599 --> 00:20:55.079 can't keep When we get to like the money part of this, well, 310 00:20:55.160 --> 00:20:59.359 I have more to say about this. But so then Laala asked, Lisa, 311 00:21:00.480 --> 00:21:03.559 can I have my sperm donor party at your house? I've already got 312 00:21:03.599 --> 00:21:06.880 the catering, and this is yeah, this is where she says like, 313 00:21:07.200 --> 00:21:11.359 uh, something about jizz, like a jizz fest or later someone calls it 314 00:21:11.400 --> 00:21:14.279 a gist, which I thought would be a very good name for this episode. 315 00:21:14.400 --> 00:21:18.039 Sure is best, But then she's like, no, jiggolfs. Then 316 00:21:18.039 --> 00:21:21.640 I just started fast forwarding that conversation because I didn't want to hear what Lala 317 00:21:21.720 --> 00:21:23.440 had to say about it. Right, I knew we were going to hear 318 00:21:23.480 --> 00:21:29.759 it a thousand times. Ah. So now now we're back at Ariana's house 319 00:21:29.759 --> 00:21:36.160 where she's packing up and she's trying to bond with Sheena over the back place. 320 00:21:36.480 --> 00:21:40.359 Yeah they're they're tight, yeah, but Sheina just she's just she's I 321 00:21:40.359 --> 00:21:42.440 don't know, she's not that nice to her though. No, that's true, 322 00:21:42.480 --> 00:21:45.799 I'll give you that. And then brock Is you never know where you 323 00:21:45.799 --> 00:21:48.680 stand with brock Hels. He's nice to your face and talk shit about her 324 00:21:48.160 --> 00:21:52.759 arian included behind her back. But there they are just being annoying, right, 325 00:21:55.000 --> 00:21:59.480 And then that points out to the at to us that you know, 326 00:22:00.359 --> 00:22:03.720 Ariana's house has always been pretty messy, like this is or something that's new, 327 00:22:03.960 --> 00:22:07.680 So she's you know, but you told me that before too. No, 328 00:22:07.839 --> 00:22:11.160 it's it's pretty terrible. It's kind of disgusting. It's like bugs crawling 329 00:22:11.160 --> 00:22:15.160 in and out of right, except that Marianna keeps going like like, yeah, 330 00:22:15.200 --> 00:22:18.519 that's I think this is where I started getting annoyed at Ariana because she 331 00:22:18.680 --> 00:22:22.759 just she doesn't accept any responsibility every thing. She's like, oh, that's 332 00:22:22.799 --> 00:22:26.279 Tom's I don't know, I haven't touched. Somebody is calling me from BRUNEI 333 00:22:26.279 --> 00:22:30.519 Should I take it? Yeah? I like it? Should? I actually 334 00:22:30.680 --> 00:22:33.720 just to see? Now? What if it's Tom Sandobals it probably is. 335 00:22:33.759 --> 00:22:37.559 What if it's the Prince of BRUNEI what if he has an offer for me? 336 00:22:38.119 --> 00:22:40.720 What if I just hold on? Let me see if I have to 337 00:22:41.079 --> 00:22:44.400 Yeah, I have to sleep in a haunted mansion for two million dollars. 338 00:22:44.400 --> 00:22:47.440 I'll do it. I think that's good. Yeah, that's exciting. I've 339 00:22:47.440 --> 00:22:51.599 never had anyone called from BRUNEI. I just feel pretty powerful right now. 340 00:22:51.599 --> 00:22:55.400 I don't know what's happening. It's pretty cool. Yeah, it's pretty good. 341 00:22:55.480 --> 00:22:59.240 It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. So yeah, the clean spaces, 342 00:22:59.359 --> 00:23:02.279 Okay, trying to like move some water. She's just like, I'm 343 00:23:02.319 --> 00:23:06.279 going to move this water and she's like, it's not mine. I don't 344 00:23:06.400 --> 00:23:11.000 even drink room temperature water. But what it's this Christmas gift that's been sitting 345 00:23:11.039 --> 00:23:14.759 here since December and it's August. Now, oh, I don't know. 346 00:23:14.839 --> 00:23:18.039 That's probably Tom's And I mean she doesn't care. And that's for her thing 347 00:23:18.079 --> 00:23:21.559 to care about, that has nothing to do with Sheina can stay out of 348 00:23:21.559 --> 00:23:23.519 that shit. She doesn't have to come over. She's being rude. She's 349 00:23:23.559 --> 00:23:30.359 being rude. Actually yeah, but now Arianna is wearing this insane outfit for 350 00:23:30.440 --> 00:23:36.680 her interview. What is happening. It's a black She's wearing a black sheer 351 00:23:37.119 --> 00:23:41.480 cat suit with black sheer gloves, so she's head to toe in black, 352 00:23:41.559 --> 00:23:45.839 covering her hands and arms, and then like this big heavy like chain around 353 00:23:45.839 --> 00:23:52.599 her neck. Is it like a bondage theme? What is she doing? 354 00:23:53.000 --> 00:23:57.519 I don't know. I don't know what she's doing. I didn't even notice 355 00:23:57.559 --> 00:24:00.359 it. I'm so in love with her right now that I just didn't even 356 00:24:00.440 --> 00:24:06.240 I don't even see the bad I'm sorry, I know now. To add 357 00:24:06.319 --> 00:24:11.160 insult to injury, We're off to watch Sandoval's band rehearse for the l Ray 358 00:24:11.240 --> 00:24:17.240 and then he's he's asked James As to do a DJ set in front of 359 00:24:17.279 --> 00:24:19.440 like opening for his band. So James goes over there. He's in a 360 00:24:19.440 --> 00:24:23.119 bad mood. He's pissed. He's like he's ready to fight, come in 361 00:24:23.119 --> 00:24:27.039 and hot. He's like, you'll rot night, and then he's basically just 362 00:24:27.039 --> 00:24:32.359 telling him to Like. Tom's pissed about the podcast, and then I loved 363 00:24:32.440 --> 00:24:34.799 that they were trying to use Raquel's words against each other. Didn't you find 364 00:24:34.799 --> 00:24:40.480 that amazing? Yeah, so he said, uh, I think Tom said 365 00:24:41.160 --> 00:24:42.480 she didn't think you could ever stop drinking when she told you you had to 366 00:24:42.480 --> 00:24:45.279 stop drinking for the relationship. She didn't actually think you could do it. 367 00:24:45.920 --> 00:24:48.079 And then James was like, yeah, she was never in love with you, 368 00:24:48.119 --> 00:24:52.119 bro, I mean it was that was I mean good for good for 369 00:24:52.160 --> 00:24:56.160 them. I guess to do that, but James kind of won that round. 370 00:24:56.160 --> 00:25:00.279 I think, so yeah, and he's like, don't don't put and 371 00:25:00.279 --> 00:25:03.279 he's like, don't put too much thought into it, like you were never 372 00:25:03.319 --> 00:25:06.200 in love whatever. And then he says something He's like, but you're a 373 00:25:06.240 --> 00:25:08.599 liar. James is like, you're a liar. I don't believe anything whatever, 374 00:25:10.160 --> 00:25:12.279 right, and then yeah, that goes back and forth, and then 375 00:25:12.279 --> 00:25:15.799 it just finally comes down to James is like, yeah, I'm not opening 376 00:25:15.799 --> 00:25:18.480 for your stupid band, Like I don't. I don't need to do that. 377 00:25:18.640 --> 00:25:21.720 And then Sandival's like, school, push some buttons on your laptop and 378 00:25:21.759 --> 00:25:23.559 he's like, oh, well, thank you. Well no, first he 379 00:25:23.599 --> 00:25:26.920 goes after Tom says, go push buttons on your laptop. Broth. Then 380 00:25:27.000 --> 00:25:33.400 James goes what face with his little dog on the leash, like what's he 381 00:25:33.440 --> 00:25:37.680 gonna do? Be like, uh oh my dog's leash. I'm gonna fucking 382 00:25:37.759 --> 00:25:40.519 kick Tom's ass. Like come on, James, what are you gonna do? 383 00:25:40.880 --> 00:25:42.839 I'm trying to think if they've ever been in a physical scrap, because 384 00:25:42.880 --> 00:25:48.519 we have you let me think, because somebody got punched real hard about with 385 00:25:48.519 --> 00:25:52.759 Schwartz though, maybe James with Schwartz who Okay, when Jack's and Sandoval had 386 00:25:52.759 --> 00:25:56.680 the big fight who I'm trying to remember who punched too. I think I'd 387 00:25:56.720 --> 00:26:00.960 both have gotten hurt pretty bad. But Jack's definitely got punched in the face. 388 00:26:02.119 --> 00:26:03.319 But yeah, no, I think James was scrappy with him too. 389 00:26:03.359 --> 00:26:07.680 I don't think Schwartz has ever been in it like a fist fighting. Well, 390 00:26:07.680 --> 00:26:11.359 I tell you that, but so so Tom goes. So Tom does 391 00:26:11.400 --> 00:26:14.680 say it again. He's just like I said, go push buttons on your 392 00:26:14.759 --> 00:26:18.119 laptop and he's like, yeah, whatever, brah whatever, I will thank 393 00:26:18.160 --> 00:26:22.880 you. That's that's his comeback. I will. Yeah, That's exactly what 394 00:26:22.920 --> 00:26:26.720 I'll do because I am a DJ. Thank you, Thank you son Deval. 395 00:26:26.920 --> 00:26:29.960 I'm loving James. If we had to do and we don't, but 396 00:26:30.000 --> 00:26:32.359 if we had to do a quick like who would you sleep with kind of 397 00:26:32.359 --> 00:26:36.000 thing, yeah, I would instead, just like I do James one hundred. 398 00:26:37.119 --> 00:26:38.319 Then I guess you marry it. You do have to marry Schwartz, 399 00:26:38.359 --> 00:26:45.480 then oh well, I mean you know it might be fun. You could 400 00:26:45.480 --> 00:26:49.759 be his Joseph. Joseph, don't go, Joseph, come on, don't 401 00:26:49.759 --> 00:26:56.359 go, Joseph, Joseph, Joseph, don't go. You're cool. We're 402 00:26:56.400 --> 00:27:00.480 cool, all right? So La laws dumb ass firm donor party, right. 403 00:27:00.680 --> 00:27:07.319 So Alie is over to the side with Katie and she's like, She's 404 00:27:07.319 --> 00:27:08.839 like, yeah, I just want to check in with you about like that 405 00:27:08.880 --> 00:27:15.000 girl's night the other night, Like because Lawa said you're really miserable and getting 406 00:27:15.039 --> 00:27:22.279 upset easily. Is there any truth to that just during the pot? Come 407 00:27:22.279 --> 00:27:25.680 on during the pot because they did show a reclip a recap, and she 408 00:27:25.720 --> 00:27:27.640 did not say miserable. To be fair, that's not the word she used, 409 00:27:27.799 --> 00:27:30.839 right, But Katie does not give a fuck. Katie's just like, 410 00:27:30.920 --> 00:27:33.599 you know what, I'm just tired of dumb shit being brought up to me, 411 00:27:33.960 --> 00:27:37.680 like whatever she called it, she knew what that shit was. She 412 00:27:37.720 --> 00:27:41.000 didn't give into that. She doesn't care. She doesn't even want to be 413 00:27:41.039 --> 00:27:44.720 there. She's so checked out. It's how I feel like she's not really 414 00:27:44.799 --> 00:27:48.200 part of the shit. She doesn't care. I agree, which is sort 415 00:27:48.240 --> 00:27:52.119 of the the grounding to the show a little bit. Yes, So Schwartz 416 00:27:52.200 --> 00:27:59.720 goes to see Sandoval and guess what. These two guys are forty one and 417 00:27:59.759 --> 00:28:04.200 four, respectively, and Santuel has an assistant. How do you feel about 418 00:28:04.200 --> 00:28:08.680 Craig? Oh, my god, with Freddy Mercury. I met him. 419 00:28:10.160 --> 00:28:12.920 I met him at Schwartz and Sandy's wow. I'm sorry that I had to 420 00:28:12.920 --> 00:28:15.079 tell you that now, I'm sure, I'm sorry. I didn't tell you 421 00:28:15.119 --> 00:28:18.279 exactly at the time, but I didn't know who I was meeting. I 422 00:28:18.279 --> 00:28:22.160 didn't know I was meeting Royalty. It's true. Wow. So he's trying 423 00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:25.839 to do like a mustage, he's trying to look exactly like him, and 424 00:28:25.880 --> 00:28:30.359 it's just awful obviously that they think they're being all cute. It's so crazy 425 00:28:30.559 --> 00:28:36.240 and annoying to me. How hipster. They're doing a hipster thing from you 426 00:28:36.279 --> 00:28:40.519 know that movie that I hate that you love her. I don't love her. 427 00:28:40.680 --> 00:28:41.720 I just don't hate it like you do, but I don't love it. 428 00:28:41.839 --> 00:28:45.599 Yeah, well, I absolutely hated that movie. And this is it's 429 00:28:45.720 --> 00:28:48.079 like having to watch that movie. Everyone's got a huge, you know, 430 00:28:48.240 --> 00:28:56.200 mustache mustache, and then they have the old like Victrola with the huge horn 431 00:28:56.359 --> 00:29:02.119 thing coming out of it, like everything is this weird vintage you know? 432 00:29:02.640 --> 00:29:06.200 I mean, you just know that he also rides one of those bicycles with 433 00:29:06.240 --> 00:29:08.680 one huge wheel, like around town. It's Clo Craig for sure. Yeah, 434 00:29:08.759 --> 00:29:12.880 it's a very very highland park vibes, very east side vibes. I 435 00:29:12.880 --> 00:29:17.039 don't know exactly why this is here to stay. I just think that he's 436 00:29:17.279 --> 00:29:21.759 next going to go to like a steampunk phase. It's gonna be steampunk sand 437 00:29:21.759 --> 00:29:25.400 of All. I just can't. I can't, But you have to. 438 00:29:25.720 --> 00:29:26.920 You have to stay strong. I want you to look at me, look 439 00:29:26.920 --> 00:29:32.119 me in the eyes, and say that you love Craig. Just say it. 440 00:29:32.119 --> 00:29:34.799 It's not Craig, it's it's not even Craig. Like that's bad enough, 441 00:29:34.920 --> 00:29:37.640 but it's sand of All. Right. But yeah, now we're gonna 442 00:29:37.680 --> 00:29:41.200 have to we're gonna have to see Craig all the time too, Probably not 443 00:29:41.240 --> 00:29:42.480 that much. I mean, they seem to cut around him quite a lot, 444 00:29:44.200 --> 00:29:45.759 and he really didn't make as much of an impact as I think he 445 00:29:45.799 --> 00:29:49.559 did when he was getting all dressed up in his weird like mime black unitard 446 00:29:49.640 --> 00:29:52.359 or whatever the fuck he was wearing. In my mind, he's wearing like 447 00:29:52.359 --> 00:29:57.559 one of those old, like thirties wrestler unitards. That's in my mind. 448 00:29:57.599 --> 00:30:02.519 I know that's probably not what he has on but okay, so Jiz Fast 449 00:30:02.839 --> 00:30:07.559 no, so sand just Schwartz. No, So Sandoval asks Schwartz to be 450 00:30:07.599 --> 00:30:11.359 his roommate. Oh yes, oh god, yes, sorry, first, 451 00:30:11.640 --> 00:30:15.720 but he'd have to kick in six thousand dollars a month. So okay, 452 00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:22.160 do the math. Their mortgage is twelve thousand dollars a month. For that 453 00:30:22.200 --> 00:30:25.000 hard, it's just making him pay for more of it. Who knows what 454 00:30:25.039 --> 00:30:26.519 the fuck Sandival was up to there. I mean, I ALUs would have 455 00:30:26.559 --> 00:30:32.079 to be worth eight million dollars or be like a horrible loan. It is 456 00:30:32.119 --> 00:30:36.039 not worth eight million dollars, Well, then they have a terrible terrible loan 457 00:30:36.920 --> 00:30:41.079 because why would he possibly And thank god, Schwartz is just like are you 458 00:30:41.200 --> 00:30:45.920 kidding me? Like I'm not paying six thousand dollars a month and getting nothing 459 00:30:45.960 --> 00:30:48.799 out of it, Like I don't know how I'm renting with a roommate. 460 00:30:51.559 --> 00:30:59.000 Also, wait, he's probably including like electric, all the taxes. Maybe 461 00:30:59.000 --> 00:31:03.359 there's maybe they're in aghborhood where you have to pay an hoa. Who knows. 462 00:31:03.599 --> 00:31:08.400 I don't know, but that does seem that seems crazy insane. Yeah, 463 00:31:08.519 --> 00:31:11.839 I don't know what that is. I would imagine. I can't imagine 464 00:31:11.839 --> 00:31:15.920 their mortgage would be any more than like five thousand. Well, I don't 465 00:31:15.920 --> 00:31:22.240 know, it's it's insane. Twelve thousand dollars right, that's for like all 466 00:31:22.279 --> 00:31:26.960 his parties. You got to also pay for like my flutes. Bro, 467 00:31:26.279 --> 00:31:30.440 Lisa, you said that they'd pay for all my weird flutes. I just 468 00:31:30.480 --> 00:31:34.200 don't think that that recorders. None of it makes him come off. Well, 469 00:31:34.279 --> 00:31:37.640 I don't even know why they would include that scene. He just looks 470 00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:41.279 like a dumb ass that he pays that much money for a house. It's 471 00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:45.880 not even a Walibu. Come on, when we have ann on, we'll 472 00:31:45.920 --> 00:31:48.119 find it that. Maybe she can tell us that, oh that's a good 473 00:31:48.119 --> 00:31:51.839 idea. Okay, Okay, so let's get to jiz Fest. I just 474 00:31:52.319 --> 00:31:56.799 I want to keep saying jizz fest and have it mean something. You know, 475 00:31:56.920 --> 00:32:00.839 we're here now, did La La at the parties see a little bit 476 00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:05.599 manic to you? She seemed manic, like with all these ideas, this 477 00:32:05.720 --> 00:32:09.519 board, pin the sperm on the vagina, and she's like over explaining again 478 00:32:09.599 --> 00:32:15.319 the whole process, and she just felt it felt like whether maybe producers were 479 00:32:15.319 --> 00:32:19.079 making her say it again. So in case we didn't understand what was happening. 480 00:32:20.200 --> 00:32:22.759 It's I mean, it's obviously an ad for the crypto bank because there, 481 00:32:22.839 --> 00:32:27.240 right, they must have paid so much money. I guess. Yeah, 482 00:32:27.240 --> 00:32:30.880 they're getting a lot of scenes, and I don't think that's really how 483 00:32:30.920 --> 00:32:34.359 they're going to decide the sperm. They only had three donors they were deciding 484 00:32:34.400 --> 00:32:37.599 between, right, and then some of the things that were like, okay, 485 00:32:37.759 --> 00:32:42.480 donor number one is tall and he likes lions. Yeah, all that's 486 00:32:42.480 --> 00:32:46.440 why you're deciding, Yeah, I love this guy. Then the next guy 487 00:32:46.440 --> 00:32:50.119 who liked dogs, They're like, no, fuck that guy. And he 488 00:32:50.160 --> 00:32:52.480 has a master's in art history, which I thought was okay, yeah, 489 00:32:53.039 --> 00:32:58.240 and then everybody gave that one a frownie face when it big frownie face from 490 00:32:58.279 --> 00:33:00.960 like older people too. And then don't three accounting and loves cooking. But 491 00:33:01.039 --> 00:33:05.200 this is seriously, are they just not? Are they not looking at anything 492 00:33:05.240 --> 00:33:09.319 else like IQ or where they went to college or nothing? Just they like 493 00:33:09.599 --> 00:33:13.759 lions. You know what, We're gonna go with the one that loves lions. 494 00:33:14.359 --> 00:33:17.519 It didn't make any sense. None of this makes sense. I mean 495 00:33:17.720 --> 00:33:21.720 I just think that the whole it's fake. It's just fake yeah, it's 496 00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:24.240 just fake. This is why I was just getting mad, right, I 497 00:33:24.279 --> 00:33:28.079 just wrote they all deserve each other and I in the pits of hell. 498 00:33:29.559 --> 00:33:30.799 That might have been harsh, but I was feeling the same way you were 499 00:33:30.799 --> 00:33:34.319 feeling. I'm just putting it on paper. But also, she makes this 500 00:33:34.400 --> 00:33:37.920 big deal it's supposed to be this I felt. I felt that Laile I 501 00:33:37.960 --> 00:33:40.319 was trying to do this women empowerment, like I don't need a man. 502 00:33:40.839 --> 00:33:45.319 And then her mom kept bringing it back to like that guy sounds like a 503 00:33:45.319 --> 00:33:47.680 great guy, and she was like, Mom, it's not for the guy. 504 00:33:47.920 --> 00:33:53.519 We're just picking the baby. It's just the sperm. God. Poor 505 00:33:53.640 --> 00:33:59.279 parents. The mom's probably like, can you could you just get somebody better 506 00:33:59.319 --> 00:34:01.799 than Randall? Would that be possible? Like? And then it's weird that 507 00:34:01.880 --> 00:34:05.960 she keeps saying, my first baby was born out of love, oh with 508 00:34:06.119 --> 00:34:08.159 Randall? I mean, I guess that's fair. I get it. You're 509 00:34:08.440 --> 00:34:13.440 confusing feelings because when you made that baby, you were madly in love with 510 00:34:13.480 --> 00:34:15.679 them. He didn't turn out to be who you wanted him to be, 511 00:34:15.760 --> 00:34:19.760 but he was who we all sort of exactly thought he was going to be. 512 00:34:20.760 --> 00:34:23.880 That's not necessarily custody with him. I think she still fights for it. 513 00:34:23.960 --> 00:34:27.920 She has, you know, I think he's definitely in the child's life. 514 00:34:28.519 --> 00:34:34.840 Mm hmm. Yeah. I mean I could get him on if you 515 00:34:35.000 --> 00:34:38.559 want. I could try. Would you get Charlie Sheen with him? I 516 00:34:38.599 --> 00:34:43.079 can't get Charlie Sheen, but I might be able to get Randall. I 517 00:34:43.119 --> 00:34:45.920 don't know that. I don't know that he would, you know, I 518 00:34:45.920 --> 00:34:47.679 don't know. All I could do is ask. I mean, yeah, 519 00:34:47.760 --> 00:34:51.760 I think I did ask at one point in Ray in the fact. Okay, 520 00:34:52.360 --> 00:34:54.639 so James and Alley's house, Yeah, and Ali's mad that there was 521 00:34:54.679 --> 00:34:58.480 no birth chart as though, like the most important thing is that he's a 522 00:34:58.480 --> 00:35:02.280 libra, Like I just stop being crazy, everyone just stop. And then 523 00:35:02.400 --> 00:35:07.800 Ali's like, yeah, like you know, that just kind of made me 524 00:35:07.840 --> 00:35:12.000 think about having kids, and you know, I always maybe in the future, 525 00:35:12.039 --> 00:35:14.239 but like, just to be honest, I don't really feel called to 526 00:35:14.280 --> 00:35:17.639 have kids or whatever. Let's see it. Also, by the while I'm 527 00:35:17.639 --> 00:35:22.079 talking about kids, I also don't really need to get married either, so 528 00:35:22.360 --> 00:35:27.800 not into that. Don't really ever never thought about a ring or and James 529 00:35:27.840 --> 00:35:30.800 starts crying. I know, I felt for both of them. Because I 530 00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:34.039 very much felt ali on that. I mean, I had to have that 531 00:35:34.079 --> 00:35:37.719 conversation a few times about not being called to have kids. Uh huh. 532 00:35:37.719 --> 00:35:38.840 That's how people put it, and I think I said it that way, 533 00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:43.199 and it is upsetting. I think because James, that's not what James wants. 534 00:35:43.800 --> 00:35:45.599 I thought he was being really vulnerable and sweet in that moment. Nobody 535 00:35:45.599 --> 00:35:50.480 it was nobody's fault. I hope they stay together. I think they'll get 536 00:35:50.480 --> 00:35:53.199 married and pop out a kid eventually, but who knows. Well. I 537 00:35:53.199 --> 00:35:57.679 thought it was strange that he was like okay, but I felt like maybe 538 00:35:57.719 --> 00:36:02.599 she'd been misleading at the beginning, because oh, I don't want to feel 539 00:36:02.639 --> 00:36:10.000 like, you know, this has all been for nothing, because it felt 540 00:36:10.000 --> 00:36:13.880 to me like he'd made it clear that he did want a future with her 541 00:36:13.920 --> 00:36:16.519 and he did want kids and all the things, and that she was kind 542 00:36:16.559 --> 00:36:20.599 of maybe just now sort of bringing it up. But I don't know because 543 00:36:20.599 --> 00:36:22.960 I'm not in their relationship. Here you are. And then she's like, 544 00:36:23.440 --> 00:36:28.440 listen, Okay, I wouldn't be with you if I didn't see a future. 545 00:36:28.559 --> 00:36:32.920 Okay, So, but he needs to also get his shit together before 546 00:36:32.920 --> 00:36:36.960 he has kids. He's got a ways to go just because he's doing better, 547 00:36:37.000 --> 00:36:38.599 and he is doing a lot better, but let's give it. Let's 548 00:36:38.599 --> 00:36:43.679 give it another year exactly. Let's calm down, maybe slow the pot down 549 00:36:43.719 --> 00:36:46.360 a little too, you know, like like Schwartz had to do when they 550 00:36:46.360 --> 00:36:50.119 were going to freeze Katie's eggs. They were going through all that. He 551 00:36:50.159 --> 00:36:52.679 didn't want his kids either, right, and they were doing all this, 552 00:36:52.719 --> 00:36:55.280 and they were like, could you please not smoke weed or like get super 553 00:36:55.320 --> 00:36:59.599 wasted for like a week? Right? They do this from thing? Wait 554 00:37:00.119 --> 00:37:02.840 that Sandoval and Ariana was it both? I think I think it happened with 555 00:37:02.840 --> 00:37:07.119 Schwartz too, But you're right it was Sandabal because Schwartz was the one handling 556 00:37:07.159 --> 00:37:09.400 the jiz if you remember he had yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 557 00:37:09.519 --> 00:37:14.280 But it was it was Sandal that wouldn't stop smoking pot. You're totally right, 558 00:37:14.320 --> 00:37:15.199 You're one hundred percent right. And I don't think it's just pot, 559 00:37:15.199 --> 00:37:17.920 but I think that's what they admit to you on the cameras, you know, 560 00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:21.800 right, it's like, hey, can you not do molly for like 561 00:37:21.880 --> 00:37:27.440 a couple days? Yeah? Thing, Sandoval is just a big man child. 562 00:37:28.199 --> 00:37:32.599 He doesn't take responsibility for anything. It was not long before he probably 563 00:37:32.719 --> 00:37:37.400 while he was cheating with Roquel, he was shopping. He was talking about 564 00:37:37.599 --> 00:37:42.000 freezing eggs and sperm and stuff. Oh totally was all that was happening. 565 00:37:42.079 --> 00:37:44.679 Yes, yeah, So for him to be like, well, we weren't 566 00:37:44.719 --> 00:37:49.480 having sex and we we were really our relationship was over. But doesn't seem 567 00:37:49.559 --> 00:37:52.320 like that. Of course not. Don't let him. Don't let that man 568 00:37:52.360 --> 00:37:57.920 gaslight you. So let him. Were over at Tom Tom Okay, And 569 00:37:58.039 --> 00:38:00.280 can I just say this about the stupid brunch that it's so cheesy it feels 570 00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:05.760 like Disneyland and weeho West Hollywood is a fabulous place. It's a lot of 571 00:38:05.760 --> 00:38:07.760 fun. There are a lot of great places to go. Yes, it 572 00:38:07.800 --> 00:38:12.480 can be overpriced, but it's it's wonderful, great fun like bar hopping and 573 00:38:12.519 --> 00:38:15.400 restaurants. There's no reason to make it as cheesy as vander Pump does. 574 00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:19.840 She's like ruining it. And a lot of my friends who spend a lot 575 00:38:19.840 --> 00:38:22.239 of time and we feel the same way. They're like, they will not 576 00:38:22.320 --> 00:38:27.000 go near a vander Pump establishment. It's just like a joke. Not that 577 00:38:27.079 --> 00:38:29.400 you needed me to say this, but you know I'll go. I will 578 00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:31.480 still go because I like it right, But it's a lot, it's just 579 00:38:31.519 --> 00:38:37.480 so so cringe. I thought I heard shots shots skies. Come on, 580 00:38:37.519 --> 00:38:43.119 we all have to have to do shots. It's brunch and so much branding. 581 00:38:43.440 --> 00:38:45.400 And I swear I thought I heard Ken say zoom zandivals. Yeah, 582 00:38:46.320 --> 00:38:53.320 I swear maybe it was Lisa, but I thought I heard Ken go Zandvolmandvalos 583 00:38:53.360 --> 00:38:59.559 shown up. Oh my god. So Katie immediately says to La La, 584 00:38:59.760 --> 00:39:02.320 like, yeah, I heard you said I was miserable, and Lala's like, 585 00:39:04.000 --> 00:39:07.400 oh, did I say did I say? No? She doesn't say 586 00:39:07.400 --> 00:39:09.519 it like that. She says it like, did I I didn't say miserable? 587 00:39:09.599 --> 00:39:13.039 Did I say miserable? Everybody? Can you all back me up? 588 00:39:13.079 --> 00:39:15.440 Because Katie's just a fucking asshole and I can't stand her. Did I say 589 00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:21.199 miserable? And then they replay the scene like you said and she said unhappy? 590 00:39:21.760 --> 00:39:24.920 Right, But it doesn't really matter because Katie's like, well I'm not 591 00:39:25.000 --> 00:39:30.880 unhappy okay, And then yeah, and then Lala tries to change the thing 592 00:39:30.960 --> 00:39:34.719 because Laala wants it to be about La La and what she's not getting. 593 00:39:34.840 --> 00:39:37.559 So she's like, well, whatever you've been hanging out with Arian all the 594 00:39:37.599 --> 00:39:40.679 time, so I don't know where my place is anymore. Okay, Lala, 595 00:39:40.760 --> 00:39:45.679 So which is it? Is it that Katie's really unhappy or is it 596 00:39:45.719 --> 00:39:47.760 that she just doesn't seem to have time for you? And Katie. Poor 597 00:39:47.880 --> 00:39:53.559 Katie is like, Okay, hold on, what are you talking about? 598 00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:57.000 Like, I don't have kids, I don't have a husband. I've got 599 00:39:57.039 --> 00:40:00.239 all the time in the world for you. She's like, I'm around you, 600 00:40:00.280 --> 00:40:02.559 just like call me up whatever. Yeah, She's not not having it. 601 00:40:02.639 --> 00:40:07.320 Lala's trying to change this narrative, and then Sheena pipes in like a 602 00:40:07.440 --> 00:40:13.960 bitch. She's like, saw something something I don't. I can't do her 603 00:40:14.000 --> 00:40:15.159 voice like you do. Well, I don't know that I can do it 604 00:40:15.159 --> 00:40:21.159 either. But it's like Lala needs check hims. Lala, this is gonna 605 00:40:21.199 --> 00:40:24.400 be I know from being really really super super close like type fast days with 606 00:40:24.519 --> 00:40:29.039 la, La is that she needs friends who like check in on heck and 607 00:40:29.039 --> 00:40:31.159 and really care about her, because if you don't really check in and care 608 00:40:31.199 --> 00:40:36.679 about her, then she gets really sad. So Katie is like, na, 609 00:40:36.920 --> 00:40:39.119 what the fuck? Katie goes I check in on her all the time, 610 00:40:39.840 --> 00:40:44.320 and then Katie says to camera, like just just the voice of reason. 611 00:40:44.760 --> 00:40:46.199 She's like, I don't know. She's like, I have all the 612 00:40:46.239 --> 00:40:49.519 time in the world for her, but it goes both ways, like she 613 00:40:49.559 --> 00:40:52.280 has to make an effort. God, it's like what else? And then 614 00:40:52.559 --> 00:40:58.119 Lala admits it. Lala goes, well, I know I don't really make 615 00:40:58.159 --> 00:41:00.719 an effort to spend time with you that much, but like, I need 616 00:41:00.760 --> 00:41:04.559 you to know that I love you very much and I accept you for who 617 00:41:04.599 --> 00:41:08.119 you are. What a f oh so I accept you for being very limited 618 00:41:08.440 --> 00:41:12.280 and not being able to meet all my needs, but I accept that about 619 00:41:12.280 --> 00:41:15.360 you anyway. I really want us to start showing up for each other. 620 00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:19.760 Oh my god. I Meanwhile, Katie's like, you're kind of to Lalla. 621 00:41:19.840 --> 00:41:21.480 She's like, you're kind of on the wrong side of things. She's 622 00:41:21.519 --> 00:41:24.079 like, she's like soft Laala is like soft for the wrong people, Like 623 00:41:24.199 --> 00:41:28.960 soft Lalla is going to the wrong people, and that's you're right. That's 624 00:41:29.000 --> 00:41:30.639 when Laala flipped the strip and I was like, I feel left out. 625 00:41:31.800 --> 00:41:36.519 Then meanwhile, then Sheena goes over to Tom and Tom who now I decided 626 00:41:36.519 --> 00:41:42.480 Schwartz looks like Sharon Stone after like a very bleached out moment short bleached hair. 627 00:41:42.639 --> 00:41:45.280 Yes, yes, So she goes over and it's so cringe because she 628 00:41:45.320 --> 00:41:47.599 wants to tell She's like trying to tell Sandoval about her lyrics. She's like, 629 00:41:47.639 --> 00:41:51.480 I added lyrics to the song, and that's gonna say. It's like 630 00:41:51.519 --> 00:41:53.760 he went from a Mosarati to a Jetta. And then Shorts is like, 631 00:41:53.840 --> 00:42:00.920 oh no, rackuells. She like literally drives a Jetta. This is the 632 00:42:00.000 --> 00:42:05.760 conversation, and Sandival acts all matt He's like, oh, I don't like 633 00:42:06.079 --> 00:42:08.119 whatever. Sheina, okay, like packs of this stuff, and you just 634 00:42:08.119 --> 00:42:10.360 see him storm on. She's like, I didn't think he was gonna get 635 00:42:10.360 --> 00:42:15.360 mad. I don't understand why he got mad. But why would Sheena even 636 00:42:15.719 --> 00:42:20.440 have to read him the lyrics to the song? She was so belieful about 637 00:42:20.440 --> 00:42:22.639 it. I don't mind that part. I like it when people fuck with 638 00:42:22.639 --> 00:42:27.960 Sandval, but the fake outrage coming from Sandival is what upsets me the most. 639 00:42:28.280 --> 00:42:30.400 Like him just moping around. Now he gets to mope off for no 640 00:42:30.480 --> 00:42:35.639 reason, no reason. This was a terrible side of us. Yeah, 641 00:42:35.679 --> 00:42:39.239 my god, it was terrible. What a show? What a shit show? 642 00:42:39.480 --> 00:42:44.960 What a show? How many more episodes of this are there. Do 643 00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:47.119 you think leventeen I looked, there's seventeen more. It's going to be for 644 00:42:47.159 --> 00:42:51.880 the rest of our lives. I don't know. It can't be that manymore. 645 00:42:51.920 --> 00:42:55.199 I think this was episode twelve. She would we give some shouts to 646 00:42:55.400 --> 00:43:00.679 him of our steward. Let's do it as as she let's and that's gonna 647 00:43:00.679 --> 00:43:02.400 be tough to do us straight up. But Brock, I just I'm okay, 648 00:43:02.440 --> 00:43:07.280 you can start. I'm gonna be sound of all like don Lee, 649 00:43:09.119 --> 00:43:14.679 you don't love me anymore? That's crazy. Cassy Wadsworth like, you need 650 00:43:14.719 --> 00:43:17.239 to chip in like six six thousand to our podcast, to our Patreon. 651 00:43:17.840 --> 00:43:22.119 Sarah Baker, can you up it to twelve thousand? Because I really like 652 00:43:22.199 --> 00:43:29.599 need money. 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