WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:05.000 Oh boy, Mac. As we enter October of twenty twenty three, we 2 00:00:05.080 --> 00:00:10.560 also enter our eighth year of podcasting. Wow, how about that? Yeah, 3 00:00:10.640 --> 00:00:14.640 September of twenty fifteen, right is when we started. October of twenty 4 00:00:14.640 --> 00:00:19.160 fifteen. I believe I thought it was the end of either way. We're 5 00:00:19.239 --> 00:00:22.600 right on, we're right around, fucking Maddie. Yeah, you might be 6 00:00:22.679 --> 00:00:27.239 right. It might be of twenty fifteen. Wow. Eight. So that 7 00:00:27.440 --> 00:00:31.760 is that's almost a quarter of our lives we've been doing. I'd rather not 8 00:00:31.839 --> 00:00:35.079 think of it that way. That is sad, that's sad for us right 9 00:00:35.079 --> 00:00:38.039 there. But we have made it so far. In the eight years, 10 00:00:38.240 --> 00:00:45.159 I went from single having a job to being single and having a job. 11 00:00:45.240 --> 00:00:50.000 In the eight years you went from single to having a kid, getting married. 12 00:00:50.039 --> 00:00:52.280 You did a lot of things I didn't do. I didn't do much 13 00:00:52.280 --> 00:00:56.039 of anything. Also, what I love in the eight years, one of 14 00:00:56.079 --> 00:01:00.159 the things that I truly appreciate is that whenever there is new involving Alf, 15 00:01:00.799 --> 00:01:04.799 Ninja, Turtles, Shrek, I'm sent it. I'm always sent it by 16 00:01:04.799 --> 00:01:11.079 people. Do you think now, let's not necessarily critique ourselves going back to 17 00:01:11.120 --> 00:01:15.319 twenty fifteen and how terrible of a podcast we were those first few months, 18 00:01:15.920 --> 00:01:23.519 first two years, even do you think this podcast has turned you into even 19 00:01:23.599 --> 00:01:27.400 more Goo? And do you think I have become even more Mac? From 20 00:01:27.439 --> 00:01:32.599 the beginning we have we gone down further those paths, like we had some 21 00:01:32.719 --> 00:01:36.879 minor character traits that made its who we were, and I think this podcast 22 00:01:36.920 --> 00:01:41.400 has both made us better and worse in those regards. I feel like, 23 00:01:41.599 --> 00:01:47.000 once the record button is on, I'm a completely different person. Whereas you 24 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:52.439 on the camera and off you're the zac same. I'm pretty much the same 25 00:01:52.519 --> 00:01:56.159 here as I am in real life. You do, you do turn it 26 00:01:56.239 --> 00:01:59.280 up a little bit as as Goo as opposed to Brian. But I mean 27 00:01:59.359 --> 00:02:05.519 that's that's the life. People are wildly disappointed every time they meet me in 28 00:02:05.560 --> 00:02:08.719 real life, and I don't have any of the same end underwhelmed. Yeah, 29 00:02:10.240 --> 00:02:15.639 I'm quiet. I keep to myself. Yeah, you're just hey, 30 00:02:15.479 --> 00:02:38.879 Yeah, that's me on Yeah, just three King of Queen Middle Street entertaining 31 00:02:39.080 --> 00:02:45.360 time. And I'm Mac. And like you know, when the moon's in 32 00:02:45.400 --> 00:02:50.879 the sky like a big pizza pie, that's a macky Oh I want to 33 00:02:50.879 --> 00:02:53.439 take that one back. Let's start over again. Yeah, try again, 34 00:02:53.520 --> 00:02:55.719 try again with that one when the Max in the sky like a big pizza 35 00:02:55.759 --> 00:03:01.800 pie. That's a good that's it's not good though, that's like five percent 36 00:03:01.879 --> 00:03:09.919 better. Yeah. Today we are doing an episode eight years in the making. 37 00:03:09.919 --> 00:03:14.800 When we started thirty four years in the making. Over here, my 38 00:03:14.879 --> 00:03:19.080 man Goo said to himself, you know what I would really want to do. 39 00:03:19.400 --> 00:03:22.000 This is eight percent of the reason why I'm starting this podcast, one 40 00:03:22.039 --> 00:03:23.439 of the eight and a half percent, sorry, one of the twelve reasons 41 00:03:23.479 --> 00:03:28.639 why I'm starting this podcast. I want to rank Italian stuff for the masses. 42 00:03:29.080 --> 00:03:31.159 That's what I want. I want everyone, because first off, in 43 00:03:31.240 --> 00:03:35.599 honor of me going back to Rome, in honor of me going back to 44 00:03:35.639 --> 00:03:40.520 the motherland, what better way to do so than to just rank Italian stuff 45 00:03:40.520 --> 00:03:45.599 tier I'm sorry, tier Italian stuff. True, good point. We're tearing 46 00:03:45.680 --> 00:03:49.639 stuff, tearing tier tier, teering for in honor of a tierber and Goo 47 00:03:50.199 --> 00:03:53.599 not to pull h what's the word I'm looking for the curtain back? That 48 00:03:53.759 --> 00:03:58.039 is exactly the phrase. Look at that after eight years we can finish each 49 00:03:58.080 --> 00:04:10.439 other's sandwiches. It's nice. Yeah, podcast, over are you Italian? 50 00:04:10.919 --> 00:04:16.399 I am roughly seventy Okay, I think of about twenty percent Italian. Maybe 51 00:04:16.480 --> 00:04:20.439 I was going to ask you because if you weren't try not to be racist. 52 00:04:21.079 --> 00:04:26.199 I'm I'm I'm a wee bit Italian. I am predominantly Irish. I'm 53 00:04:26.240 --> 00:04:30.519 like fifty two percent Irish or some bullshit. So what are you gotta do? 54 00:04:30.560 --> 00:04:32.000 You get your best? I'll tell you at the Northeast is all a 55 00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:35.560 mismash of Irish and Italians. Everyone's a little bit of everything, dude. 56 00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:42.639 Growing up, Yes, what was your favorite aspect about being Italian? Did 57 00:04:42.639 --> 00:04:46.399 you? Was it the little little horn necklace? What was it that really 58 00:04:46.439 --> 00:04:49.519 that you took pride in as an Italian? I guess it's the family aspect. 59 00:04:50.519 --> 00:04:54.839 Okay, Yeah, you know what, I got a little bit in 60 00:04:54.920 --> 00:04:58.480 my family. I got it a lot in my step family on my father's 61 00:04:58.519 --> 00:05:00.279 side, a Newton family, the Lake family. They grew up. We 62 00:05:00.319 --> 00:05:03.600 used to do Sunday dinners there and that that's when I was younger, really 63 00:05:03.600 --> 00:05:09.319 growing up and learning like that, that Sunday dinner aspect. You know, 64 00:05:09.319 --> 00:05:12.439 there's there's a lot of families that do that, but I feel like that 65 00:05:12.480 --> 00:05:15.240 gets credited to the Italian So I also love that very much. But for 66 00:05:15.319 --> 00:05:19.839 me, it's gotta be pizza now, Pizza and Italy everything here, Pizza 67 00:05:20.000 --> 00:05:24.959 for everybody. Pizza's like, all right, this is my favorite thing about 68 00:05:25.160 --> 00:05:28.759 being Italian, or my favorite Italian thing. It is so between the two 69 00:05:28.800 --> 00:05:31.399 of us were almost one hundred percent Italian. We almost get one full one. 70 00:05:31.519 --> 00:05:35.120 Yeah, we've almost got a full Italian over here. And what we're 71 00:05:35.120 --> 00:05:40.000 doing today is we're gonna tear Italian stuff. This tier was created by the 72 00:05:40.040 --> 00:05:45.720 tiermaster general, the other Billy d who fifty percent Italian? Is he? 73 00:05:46.639 --> 00:05:48.959 No? He's like mostly Greek. That makes more sense, I believe Billy. 74 00:05:49.040 --> 00:05:54.160 The Greek is his thing. And the tears that will be looking at 75 00:05:54.199 --> 00:05:59.000 today. At the top in red is Mama Midia that described that is that's 76 00:05:59.040 --> 00:06:02.720 just the best Italian things. That's the best Okay, that's a spicy meat 77 00:06:02.759 --> 00:06:05.959 to ball. Oh that really gets you going. But it might not be 78 00:06:06.040 --> 00:06:13.399 the best schoozy like a metsa metstuff, not like the mama used to make. 79 00:06:15.759 --> 00:06:17.600 Okay, all right, sure sure? And then finally, is this 80 00:06:17.720 --> 00:06:21.639 even Italian? All right? Okay? I like that. That's gonna be 81 00:06:21.639 --> 00:06:27.360 my favorite category. And methinks that's how we'll be speaking this whole episode two. 82 00:06:29.959 --> 00:06:34.040 How many items here are we gonna go through in tier over fifty and 83 00:06:34.120 --> 00:06:40.680 it's both people properties, its people properties, food, really, anything that 84 00:06:40.720 --> 00:06:44.600 could be linked to Italy or being Italian. There's a pretty good chance. 85 00:06:44.680 --> 00:06:47.639 Now we're only I don't know, four minutes into this podcast. This is 86 00:06:47.680 --> 00:06:50.759 shaping up to be the worst podcast in the eight years, and from acting 87 00:06:50.800 --> 00:06:58.439 go, that's how we wanted to commemorate it. Very fitting. Also, 88 00:06:58.639 --> 00:07:01.319 finally we found a reason why we both have mustaches today. Yeah, I've 89 00:07:01.360 --> 00:07:04.279 been growing mine out four rome because I was told they won't let me in 90 00:07:04.319 --> 00:07:09.639 without it. Mine has also been months and months of hard work, so 91 00:07:09.959 --> 00:07:14.879 let's get to it. Also, we both get three vitos and two stamps. 92 00:07:14.920 --> 00:07:16.399 All right, three vitos, two stamps, and a staple, and 93 00:07:16.480 --> 00:07:20.160 we each have a staple remover. Got it? Okay? The first one 94 00:07:20.279 --> 00:07:26.759 up here that we are tearing is the twenty nineteen classic Little Italy starring Hayden 95 00:07:26.839 --> 00:07:30.600 Christiansen. Now, yes, this is really tough for me to tear good 96 00:07:30.639 --> 00:07:34.000 because I have not seen the film, but I have seen and heard your 97 00:07:34.120 --> 00:07:41.759 recreation and reading of this movie. Neither main actor in this movie is Italian. 98 00:07:41.839 --> 00:07:45.079 So that's the number one. It is Hayden Christiansen and it is Emma 99 00:07:45.160 --> 00:07:50.360 Roberts. Yep. Their families are in a rivalry because both of them own 100 00:07:50.519 --> 00:07:55.120 pizza shops. Yet they used to have the same pizza shop, but then 101 00:07:55.120 --> 00:07:58.600 they got into a fight not to spoil anything because they didn't know what to 102 00:07:58.680 --> 00:08:03.399 name the shop. All right, I'm gonna go, is this even Italian? 103 00:08:03.639 --> 00:08:07.480 Yeah, because Hayden Christensen's got really small nipples in it. They show 104 00:08:07.560 --> 00:08:11.399 his nipples. Oh yeah, he's topless. He's a real hunkingness. His 105 00:08:11.480 --> 00:08:13.800 nipples are on screen long enough for you to take note of how small they 106 00:08:13.839 --> 00:08:18.600 are. And I said that guy's not Italian. No Pepperoni nips here, 107 00:08:18.720 --> 00:08:24.199 no ore Emma Roberts's nipples. No, they are not that I would have 108 00:08:24.240 --> 00:08:26.040 pointed it out first. Yeah, I guess I would have known that. 109 00:08:26.079 --> 00:08:28.399 If that was the case, I throw up with the banner up here. 110 00:08:28.519 --> 00:08:33.399 There we go, Italian, right, Italian stuff? Super creative. You 111 00:08:33.440 --> 00:08:37.799 didn't even look up the Italian word for stuff. I believe it is a 112 00:08:37.039 --> 00:08:41.360 stuff. By the way, I know no Italian. I am looking forward 113 00:08:41.360 --> 00:08:46.080 to when in Italy people speaking Italian to me and me just looking puzzled. 114 00:08:46.159 --> 00:08:48.360 Oh for what it's worth, And I don't think the listener really cares. 115 00:08:48.399 --> 00:08:54.000 But I almost minored in Italian in college. I'm I'm pretty good at understanding 116 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:58.559 Italian when it's spoken to me, and I can write it okay, if 117 00:08:58.559 --> 00:09:01.879 I have a dictionary nearby. I have a really hard time speaking back because 118 00:09:01.879 --> 00:09:05.039 I gotta translate in my head and then say it, and I can't really 119 00:09:05.039 --> 00:09:09.919 write it without the aid of a dictionary. I would assume that my response 120 00:09:09.960 --> 00:09:13.360 to everyone speaking Italian to me is gonna be how often do you think of 121 00:09:13.399 --> 00:09:18.000 the Roman Empire? We'll see how much they like that. The next thing 122 00:09:18.080 --> 00:09:22.200 being tiered, The next Italian thing being tiered? Here is Danilo got Dati, 123 00:09:24.320 --> 00:09:30.720 Daniloti, Scoozy, Scoozy. He couldn't even play for the Celtics. 124 00:09:30.759 --> 00:09:35.799 Is he ad Fiba? How about this next one? Here? Another Italian 125 00:09:35.799 --> 00:09:39.960 thing, and that is Mike Piazza. Mike Piazza has gotta go above Galli. 126 00:09:39.039 --> 00:09:45.279 He's a spicy meat. Mike Piazza is a spicy meatball Dodgers mets. 127 00:09:45.320 --> 00:09:48.240 He was the coach of Team Italy in the World Baseball Classic. Yeah, 128 00:09:48.320 --> 00:09:50.919 I don't know if I'd go full Mamma Mia, though because not can he 129 00:09:52.000 --> 00:09:56.120 speak Italian? I don't know. He never won a World Series. He 130 00:09:56.159 --> 00:10:00.639 didn't win the World Baseball Classic. Leah let our I was on that first 131 00:10:00.639 --> 00:10:03.600 Italian World Baseball Plaza team, and he was only on it because he had 132 00:10:03.639 --> 00:10:07.879 Italian grandparents. And Mike Piazza I believe is the exact same. Yeah, 133 00:10:07.960 --> 00:10:11.279 most likely, but also his name sounds like pizza, very true, so 134 00:10:11.399 --> 00:10:16.799 credit there. Piazza is like a square though goo like several ware a plaza. 135 00:10:16.080 --> 00:10:20.200 Three hundred batting average seasons. He had two hundred hits as a catcher, 136 00:10:20.600 --> 00:10:24.279 over four hundred buns. He's a hall of family. It's a spicy 137 00:10:24.279 --> 00:10:26.200 meatball. Some people would argue he's the greatest hitting catcher of all time, 138 00:10:26.360 --> 00:10:30.840 but then some would argue, is he a real catcher? Faked? He 139 00:10:30.919 --> 00:10:33.480 faked it for a few years, more of a DH. He's Jeff Kent. 140 00:10:33.960 --> 00:10:37.039 He is better than Jeff Kent, but he's Jeff Kent was also really 141 00:10:37.039 --> 00:10:39.000 good. He won an MVP. That's not what we're talking about here. 142 00:10:39.039 --> 00:10:43.320 Jeff Kent is not Italian and undeserved. His teammate was better than him the 143 00:10:43.399 --> 00:10:46.240 year he won the MVP. Hey Mac, how about the next one on 144 00:10:46.279 --> 00:10:52.600 here? Is that? That's go look at that? Well, considering by 145 00:10:52.639 --> 00:10:54.759 your own admission, you don't even speak a time, we can't. We 146 00:10:54.919 --> 00:10:58.759 can't put you above piazza. I would describe myself as a spicy meat ball 147 00:10:58.759 --> 00:11:03.639 though. Yeah, but you definitely are Italian. You do a lot of 148 00:11:03.639 --> 00:11:07.200 Italian things. You personally are not like your mamma used to make it. 149 00:11:07.200 --> 00:11:09.960 But I think you might be even more Italian than you used to be though. 150 00:11:11.080 --> 00:11:16.279 I would put myself below piazza, but possibly top of scuze, top 151 00:11:16.320 --> 00:11:20.399 of schoozy, bottom of spicy meatball. I think that's where you lie. 152 00:11:20.559 --> 00:11:24.519 Okay, I'll accept myself there. I'm gonna stamp myself as a spicy meatball, 153 00:11:26.000 --> 00:11:31.120 all right, let's stamp god. The next Italian thing here is maybe 154 00:11:31.120 --> 00:11:35.600 one of my favorite sandwiches, and that is an Italian HOGI oh goo, 155 00:11:35.759 --> 00:11:39.600 not like mamma used to make it. What you know? What? You 156 00:11:39.679 --> 00:11:41.519 know? What you know? What? Don't you do? Question? Don't 157 00:11:41.600 --> 00:11:45.840 do? Question? I have and I don't. I don't have any experience 158 00:11:45.960 --> 00:11:50.840 in Italian cuisine because I've never been to Italy, actual real live Italian quisine. 159 00:11:50.159 --> 00:11:54.399 Do they even make that sandwich in Italy? They have all the coal 160 00:11:54.480 --> 00:11:58.120 cuts there. Yeah, I don't know if they slap them all together with 161 00:11:58.159 --> 00:12:01.159 the fixings like we have over do I doubt they do, honestly for me. 162 00:12:01.320 --> 00:12:05.840 The American version of this, so the version we're talking about too much 163 00:12:05.879 --> 00:12:09.720 going on in the Italian subject. Everything in there I love too much going 164 00:12:09.759 --> 00:12:16.320 on. I love scoozy. I would say spicy meatball because it's spicy, 165 00:12:16.360 --> 00:12:20.559 it has hots on it. You don't have to get it spicy, though, 166 00:12:20.600 --> 00:12:22.639 but you do. If you don't, you're a whimp. I just 167 00:12:22.759 --> 00:12:26.039 don't. I think the sandwich is overrated, and I don't think they even 168 00:12:26.039 --> 00:12:30.720 eat it in Italy, so I don't know. I'm also convinced that whoever 169 00:12:30.879 --> 00:12:35.240 was in this room prior to me was eating an Italian sandwich. It's it's 170 00:12:35.919 --> 00:12:39.320 here above Gallinaria for now, but it's below you. So I am more 171 00:12:39.360 --> 00:12:45.519 Italian than an Italian sandwich. I'm the equator of being Italian. Now. 172 00:12:45.559 --> 00:12:52.399 Apparently the next thing I pay for Italian things is the movie Life is Beautiful. 173 00:12:52.840 --> 00:12:58.039 As it's pronounced or said, an Italian Mamma Mia is stamping it there, 174 00:12:58.240 --> 00:13:01.679 Okay, we're stamping in Mamma Midia. It was a Best Picture winner 175 00:13:01.759 --> 00:13:05.720 number one, Roberto Bernini one Best Actor number two. It is one of 176 00:13:05.759 --> 00:13:07.480 my three or four favorite movies of all time. It is one of the 177 00:13:07.519 --> 00:13:11.200 most emotionally moving movies of all time. There's no doubt in my mind this 178 00:13:11.279 --> 00:13:16.039 belongs to Mama Maya. Here we have another Mama Mia movie, and that 179 00:13:16.200 --> 00:13:20.960 is Good Fellas. You know it's a Mama Mea property when the Italian people 180 00:13:22.039 --> 00:13:26.600 take it on as a personality. The only thing I would say, though, 181 00:13:26.679 --> 00:13:28.759 is the premise of the movie. Although it's mob base, it's about 182 00:13:28.840 --> 00:13:33.039 two irishmen trying to or two half. Yeah. But the sauce scene, 183 00:13:33.039 --> 00:13:37.120 the sau scene in prison, all right, puts it over the top. 184 00:13:37.279 --> 00:13:41.360 Good point, and it's for sure Mama Mia a Bronx tale. Bronx sales 185 00:13:41.440 --> 00:13:46.559 kind of underrated if we're talking about Italian American Italian films here. I really 186 00:13:46.600 --> 00:13:50.759 really like this movie, but it's gotta be below good Fellas, right, 187 00:13:50.000 --> 00:13:54.639 would you put it in a spicy meatball or just top tie or below good 188 00:13:54.639 --> 00:13:56.799 Fellas? Oh, that's a good question. I don't think it's on the 189 00:13:56.919 --> 00:14:01.120 level of those other two movies, but it is. Yeah, let's send 190 00:14:01.159 --> 00:14:03.879 spicy meatball. It's a spicy meatball. How about this next one? Here? 191 00:14:03.879 --> 00:14:11.799 The Italian stallion Rocky Balboa. Shish is there? I should hop on 192 00:14:13.159 --> 00:14:18.200 Italian people read it? Here? Is there a prevailing thought about Sylvester Stallone 193 00:14:18.200 --> 00:14:22.000 in the Rocky movies as an Italian? So I wasn't around in the seventies, 194 00:14:22.000 --> 00:14:24.879 but I would assume that he did as much for the Italians as Christopher 195 00:14:24.879 --> 00:14:31.720 Columbus. I don't know how to rank Rocky here. I gotta be honest. 196 00:14:31.840 --> 00:14:37.159 He's the most famous athlete from Philadelphia. Okay, he's Italian. Eddie 197 00:14:37.200 --> 00:14:39.639 Murphy had that joke about when Italians would leave the theaters and they'd want to 198 00:14:39.679 --> 00:14:46.279 fight people. They don't really spend a ton of time on the Italian heritage 199 00:14:46.320 --> 00:14:48.799 in the film. That's because he's so poor and he has to raise his 200 00:14:48.879 --> 00:14:54.759 turtles. It's below you. I think you're more more Italian than Rocky Balboa. 201 00:14:54.799 --> 00:14:56.200 That's so nice of you, man. Yeah, okay, spicy meat 202 00:14:56.240 --> 00:15:01.240 ball, all right, fair enough. Then we have Tone Danza. Tony 203 00:15:01.320 --> 00:15:05.759 Danza is fucking super Italian. Oh yeah, he's more than piazza. Is 204 00:15:05.759 --> 00:15:09.039 he a Mamma Mia though he might be a Mama Mia, he might be 205 00:15:09.080 --> 00:15:11.879 the that might be the aquitia for Mamma Mia Italians right there, I'm okay 206 00:15:11.879 --> 00:15:15.360 with that Danza and the Mamma MIA's here, okay. The next one I 207 00:15:15.399 --> 00:15:22.200 pay is one of my favorite things, and that is Italian memes. You 208 00:15:22.279 --> 00:15:24.960 go and kick sometimes of just looking up Italian memes. They're the funniest things 209 00:15:24.960 --> 00:15:31.720 to me in the world. It's quite good. So the things the memes 210 00:15:31.720 --> 00:15:35.480 are referencing are very Italian, But are the memes themselves very at I'm always 211 00:15:35.480 --> 00:15:41.799 curious are these made by Italian people, like let's share this laugh? Or 212 00:15:41.879 --> 00:15:45.519 is it someone poking fun of Italian people? I can't tell. I can 213 00:15:45.639 --> 00:15:48.639 never tell. Like last year I was at an event and they gave out 214 00:15:48.879 --> 00:15:56.399 yellow fedoras and then I called them Italian hardhats. I took a photo and 215 00:15:56.399 --> 00:16:02.200 I sent it around. That's a meme, uzzy. I don't care where 216 00:16:02.200 --> 00:16:06.840 you put it in Scuzzy because it's it's honestly quite confusing. Another i'd say 217 00:16:06.840 --> 00:16:10.639 fake Italian that played one on television and Italian tough if you will, And 218 00:16:10.720 --> 00:16:15.360 that is Arthur Fawnzarelli author Fonzarelli Goo, not like Mamma used to make him. 219 00:16:15.720 --> 00:16:26.240 Oh, that's a spicy meatball take. Although he's more Italian than Rocky 220 00:16:26.240 --> 00:16:29.240 Balboa? Right, No, I think Rocky's more Italian than him. That's 221 00:16:29.240 --> 00:16:32.840 a good question. That's a good poll question. Who's more Italian the character 222 00:16:32.960 --> 00:16:36.600 of Rocky Balboa, Fawnsie or Rocky. No? But you know what, 223 00:16:36.679 --> 00:16:41.240 though, Fawnzi might be because Fawnzi always talks about having a big family, 224 00:16:41.360 --> 00:16:45.759 an Italian family. Let's let's flip these two. Let's move Rocky to not 225 00:16:45.840 --> 00:16:48.039 like mamma used to make him, and Fawnsi up to spicy meatball. I 226 00:16:48.080 --> 00:16:51.480 don't know if I like that, but we'll go with it for now. 227 00:16:51.600 --> 00:16:55.879 We'll revisit it. Next up is the phrase when in Rome? When in 228 00:16:56.039 --> 00:17:00.519 Rome is I feel like non an Italian phrase, But you can't help but 229 00:17:00.600 --> 00:17:04.759 think of it Italians when you say yea one in Rome? So where would 230 00:17:04.759 --> 00:17:12.559 you put it? Below the memes? Below the memes? Okay, but 231 00:17:12.640 --> 00:17:17.799 it's not like Mama used to make it. Well, the saying might be 232 00:17:17.839 --> 00:17:21.039 getting The saying was probably a lot cooler one hundred years ago. You know, 233 00:17:21.559 --> 00:17:23.720 I am also going to bother the ship out of my wife and say 234 00:17:23.759 --> 00:17:27.559 that a hundred times a day. Oh so maybe it's better when you're actually 235 00:17:27.640 --> 00:17:30.559 in Rome. I hadn't considered that, all right, I like that. 236 00:17:30.759 --> 00:17:34.359 I like that. And then speaking of one in Rome, the Alson Twins 237 00:17:34.400 --> 00:17:37.400 movie, one in Rome, I think we're gonna have to go ahead and 238 00:17:37.440 --> 00:17:44.119 put this with a little Italy there. Speaking of being in Rome, how 239 00:17:44.119 --> 00:17:48.160 about the Lizzie McGuire movie. The best of the non Italian Italian movies by 240 00:17:48.160 --> 00:17:52.920 a mile. And Lizzie's a real spicy meatball. Let's put her on the 241 00:17:52.920 --> 00:17:57.880 spicy meatballs? Would you put her above Arthur Fonzarelli, He stamped the Lizzie 242 00:17:57.920 --> 00:18:02.079 McGuire movie, and that's a nicely meet the bow. But is she? 243 00:18:02.279 --> 00:18:06.759 But is that movie more Italian than me could be? Because there's a second 244 00:18:06.799 --> 00:18:08.880 Lizzie MacGuire in there, so it's double the fun. But doesn't she kiss 245 00:18:08.920 --> 00:18:14.359 Gordo? Yeah, that's true, that is true. Don't bring that up. 246 00:18:14.559 --> 00:18:18.559 I'm sorry about that. I'm always upset about that. How about Canoli's. 247 00:18:18.039 --> 00:18:22.240 Canoli's my favorite Italian dessert, So for me, it's a Mamma mia. 248 00:18:22.319 --> 00:18:25.920 So I'll give you, Mamma Mia, I will give you based off 249 00:18:25.920 --> 00:18:30.319 the reputation. But if I am picking an Italian pastry, I'm not taking 250 00:18:30.319 --> 00:18:33.680 a canoli. What's your go to lobster tail? I mean, the lobster 251 00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:36.839 tail is really good. It's a sense with the same thing. But yeah, 252 00:18:36.920 --> 00:18:40.880 I almost feel like there's sometimes not every time. A perfect lobster tail 253 00:18:40.920 --> 00:18:45.000 is also dynamite. I feel like the lobster tails have a tendencies. A 254 00:18:45.119 --> 00:18:48.000 not so good one might have too much cream in it, whereas the cannoli, 255 00:18:48.880 --> 00:18:52.160 it's the same amount every time, but as the cannoli too much of 256 00:18:52.200 --> 00:18:55.319 like a torus snack it. Yeah, it's got a lot of tourist appeal 257 00:18:55.400 --> 00:18:57.240 for sure, but it's also very diverse, sort of get whatever you want 258 00:18:57.680 --> 00:19:02.400 as a canoli? What's your too plain just plain canoa? I like the 259 00:19:02.480 --> 00:19:08.160 chocolate chipped ones. I know you would look at you the telecanoly quite good 260 00:19:10.039 --> 00:19:14.160 pasta and meatballs, where I would say, Mamma Mia, I could eat 261 00:19:14.240 --> 00:19:17.640 pasta and meatballs all day, every day. I've been eating it my whole 262 00:19:17.640 --> 00:19:18.519 life. I can eat it for the rest of my life. I'll never 263 00:19:18.559 --> 00:19:22.680 get sick of it. Yeah, you might be right. It might be 264 00:19:22.720 --> 00:19:26.759 the number one number one. Number one is pasta meatballs. This is something 265 00:19:26.839 --> 00:19:30.640 like we mentioned earlier Sunday dinners. My grandmother would make pasta and meatballs, 266 00:19:30.880 --> 00:19:34.680 chicken cutlets, and roast beef every single Sunday. And if you asked why 267 00:19:36.000 --> 00:19:41.200 you're getting a spoon, I wouldn't spoon very Italian. You know what good 268 00:19:41.240 --> 00:19:45.880 comparison This next thing we're about to talk about pizza pie. Yeah, I 269 00:19:45.960 --> 00:19:52.720 prefer over uh, pasta meatballs. But I could eat pizza every day for 270 00:19:52.759 --> 00:19:56.359 the rest of my life. I think I could. I think I could 271 00:19:56.400 --> 00:20:00.559 eat pizza every day because pizza many varieties, I know. But pasta meatballs 272 00:20:00.559 --> 00:20:03.200 you don't gonna deal. It's a lot of bread. As much as I 273 00:20:03.279 --> 00:20:07.960 love, I can eat bread all day every day too. Is Pokasha on 274 00:20:07.000 --> 00:20:10.640 this. Pokasha is on this. Okay, don't worry. Fokasha is on 275 00:20:10.640 --> 00:20:14.319 it. So you would go pizza over pasta meatballs, and Mamma Mia, 276 00:20:14.559 --> 00:20:18.799 no, I'll go pasta meatballs over pizza. But they're both delicious because you're 277 00:20:18.799 --> 00:20:22.519 also not eating pizza really on Sunday dinner. No, And it's almost always 278 00:20:22.519 --> 00:20:26.839 a treat when your family would make pizza. Yeah, very true. So 279 00:20:26.880 --> 00:20:30.880 that's a Mamma Mia. Pizza pie is a Mamma Mia. How about meatballs 280 00:20:30.960 --> 00:20:36.799 sandwiches, a food that I fucking love. Had one today because I was 281 00:20:36.799 --> 00:20:38.880 thinking about it all day. I texted you this morning and asked if we 282 00:20:38.920 --> 00:20:45.640 should be eating meatball sandwich as while we're doing this podcast, and you welcomed 283 00:20:45.720 --> 00:20:48.240 me to eat one. But I thought that might be a bad look. 284 00:20:48.279 --> 00:20:52.039 Though. I love meatball subs, but for sure below those other two food 285 00:20:52.240 --> 00:20:55.319 I'm gonna put it in, Mamma Mia. I'm gonna put it below pasta 286 00:20:55.319 --> 00:21:00.160 and meatballs, below pizza pie, below life is beautiful, and below Goodfellas. 287 00:21:00.240 --> 00:21:06.519 But in front of Tony Danza. Put Canoli's ahead of meatball sub Oh 288 00:21:06.680 --> 00:21:10.599 okay, Well that's based off reputation alone. I'm not a big Canoli guy. 289 00:21:11.880 --> 00:21:15.519 I like Kevin Tony Tony Danza as the line of demarcation for Mamma Mia. 290 00:21:15.559 --> 00:21:18.559 Though. How about the leaning tower of pizza and anytime that you take 291 00:21:18.599 --> 00:21:22.119 a photo with it, you can put your hand up like you're holding it. 292 00:21:22.240 --> 00:21:23.599 No, I would take the big cock photo where you're leaning and you 293 00:21:23.599 --> 00:21:27.119 make it look like a cock. Coming out of your pants like du Bigelow 294 00:21:27.200 --> 00:21:33.279 European Jiggielow. A leading tower of pizza is so iconic, so Italian. 295 00:21:33.519 --> 00:21:37.400 I think every state has a pizza place with some like mock, some fake 296 00:21:37.519 --> 00:21:41.839 leading tower of pizza. So this is for sure, Mom, I mean 297 00:21:41.160 --> 00:21:45.839 put it above Tony Danza, the Colosseum. I mean you gotta put it 298 00:21:45.920 --> 00:21:48.440 above the leaning tower of pizza, right, But how high does it go 299 00:21:48.559 --> 00:21:52.480 in Mama Mia, I would put it maybe above meatball sandwiches, So that's 300 00:21:52.599 --> 00:21:56.119 separation between the two buildings. But also I feel like, if you said 301 00:21:56.119 --> 00:22:00.599 to me right now, goo, would you rather look at the Colosseum or 302 00:22:00.720 --> 00:22:03.880 eat a really good meatball sub? I might take the meatball sub. But 303 00:22:03.960 --> 00:22:07.240 that speaking of someone who has seen the Colosseum already, someone who has not 304 00:22:07.519 --> 00:22:11.279 me. I would even put it above Canolis. Okay, well, I'll 305 00:22:11.359 --> 00:22:15.359 let you do that because I don't love Cannolis, but also I love meatball 306 00:22:15.440 --> 00:22:18.200 subs. When do we break up those movies at some point? Well, 307 00:22:18.240 --> 00:22:22.880 I'm about to put one movie above both of those movies, because this really 308 00:22:23.160 --> 00:22:27.160 was This was our black panther at the time. Hear me out here, 309 00:22:27.200 --> 00:22:32.960 me out though, Yeah, LaVita Bella is actually an Italian movie. Yeah, 310 00:22:33.200 --> 00:22:37.319 made by Italians, and they speak Italian the whole time. The Godfather 311 00:22:37.519 --> 00:22:41.119 it's an American made movie and they speak English for most of it. I'm 312 00:22:41.160 --> 00:22:44.680 gonna put it above pizza. No, don't do that. I am That's 313 00:22:44.720 --> 00:22:47.839 where the gods it belongs. And this is me telling you straight up. 314 00:22:47.880 --> 00:22:51.279 I think that Goodfellas is better. I know we both agree on that and 315 00:22:51.319 --> 00:22:55.960 that so hold on, hold on, explain the justification there. Why are 316 00:22:55.960 --> 00:23:00.960 you just plopping it there? The importance to being Italian? The Godfather is 317 00:23:00.000 --> 00:23:03.880 here. This is one of those classic things, and I can't attend I'm 318 00:23:03.920 --> 00:23:07.079 getting into arguments about the Godfather on the Internet or in real life. But 319 00:23:07.200 --> 00:23:11.160 that was because it was first, right, That's why it gets. It's 320 00:23:11.240 --> 00:23:14.720 love so much. I just sell it's just better. It's our black panther. 321 00:23:15.440 --> 00:23:18.440 So you're separate. It doesn't. I don't know why you put it 322 00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:19.519 where you put it, but it is Mama Mia. The next one up 323 00:23:19.519 --> 00:23:26.000 here is a television show that reinvigorated what the Godfather gave us, and that 324 00:23:26.079 --> 00:23:30.519 is the Sopranos. More Mama Mia than the Godfather. I'm gonna put it 325 00:23:30.599 --> 00:23:33.039 right below The Godfather. But I think the other two movies should be above 326 00:23:33.119 --> 00:23:37.960 both of these, right, But I think these two four Italian people, 327 00:23:37.039 --> 00:23:40.920 this is where it's at. You should group the four together. I don't 328 00:23:40.920 --> 00:23:44.640 like Pizza Pie being I want Pizza Pie to separate him. I don't like 329 00:23:44.720 --> 00:23:49.640 that. I don't I'm playing this under protest. How about this next one 330 00:23:49.680 --> 00:23:56.880 here, and that is Gobbagoul. Gobbagoule is so Italian that you're not even 331 00:23:56.920 --> 00:23:59.160 at least for me. I mean, I'm sure I ate a little bit, 332 00:23:59.200 --> 00:24:03.359 but as an American, you don't really dip into capacola until you're like 333 00:24:03.400 --> 00:24:06.119 a teen or an adult, when you when you finally like, oh wait 334 00:24:06.160 --> 00:24:07.759 a second, I'll come. I wasn't offered this meat when I was a 335 00:24:07.799 --> 00:24:11.200 young ling. Also, just a heads up, when you're eating salami, 336 00:24:11.319 --> 00:24:15.640 go for the dry hard. I love a nice, spicy, salty Italian 337 00:24:15.680 --> 00:24:18.200 meat. This is Mamama for sure, Mama Mia. I put it right 338 00:24:18.240 --> 00:24:22.359 above the leaning Tower of Pisa. I probably put it above the meat ball 339 00:24:22.400 --> 00:24:26.279 sub too. Wow. Okay, all right, I'm in for that. 340 00:24:26.359 --> 00:24:30.000 I'm fine for that. How about Tera Massioux. I do like Tiara Massiou. 341 00:24:30.079 --> 00:24:36.400 But how many, like really pale white Irish women love making a terror 342 00:24:36.400 --> 00:24:38.839 messoux. I feel like I have no idea. I've never dampened for that 343 00:24:40.359 --> 00:24:44.039 dampens Well, you don't have enough Irish family members, I guess really dampens 344 00:24:44.039 --> 00:24:48.000 a Tiara Massou. I think I'm gonna put it scoozy top of schoozy. 345 00:24:48.359 --> 00:24:49.839 All right, I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. I will 346 00:24:49.880 --> 00:24:55.640 say the tera messou at Eataly is delicious. The best Tara Messioux is Mama 347 00:24:55.680 --> 00:24:57.920 Mia, But I don't. I feel like the inconsistency of Tira Massiou is 348 00:24:57.960 --> 00:25:03.599 what ruins it. Mac. How about gelato? So gelato is different than 349 00:25:03.640 --> 00:25:07.079 ice cream but not really. But because they still to this day go out 350 00:25:07.119 --> 00:25:11.680 of their way to specify that there's a gelatto and then there's also ice cream, 351 00:25:11.680 --> 00:25:14.119 I feel like that makes it Mamma Mia. Also, what makes it 352 00:25:14.160 --> 00:25:18.440 so great is that they emphasize the hazel nuts so much, and I love 353 00:25:18.480 --> 00:25:22.079 hazel nut. I like I could just I'm not a big ice cream eater 354 00:25:22.160 --> 00:25:23.359 these days, I feel like it fucks with my tummy goo. Yeah, 355 00:25:23.440 --> 00:25:26.279 that's a different podcast for a different day, though, but that's that's Mamma 356 00:25:26.319 --> 00:25:29.799 Mia. Yeah. One day. Actually, it was just last week. 357 00:25:30.359 --> 00:25:33.720 My wife and I were at the Eataly food Fest, the block party if 358 00:25:33.720 --> 00:25:38.119 you went Rag and they had a gelato stand and they only had one flavor 359 00:25:38.160 --> 00:25:41.720 out, and my wife said, oh, they only have plain gelato here, 360 00:25:41.720 --> 00:25:45.839 and I'm like, oh, what is plain gelato? And she goes, 361 00:25:45.920 --> 00:25:49.200 vanilla. Vanilla is a flavor. Vanilla is a flavor. Yeah, 362 00:25:49.240 --> 00:25:53.200 that's true. Well, I feel like what makes what makes this different makes 363 00:25:53.240 --> 00:25:56.880 us great. Like if you would pick chocolate ice cream over vanilla ice cream, 364 00:25:56.920 --> 00:26:00.640 I would pick vanilla ice cream over chocolate. No, I vanilla. 365 00:26:00.680 --> 00:26:03.599 I'm a vanilla boy. Oh I feel like he would have been a chocolate 366 00:26:03.599 --> 00:26:07.319 guy. I love the flavor of any but there are some bad vanillas. 367 00:26:07.440 --> 00:26:08.880 Oh yeah, no, no, yeah, there are the best vanilla ice 368 00:26:08.920 --> 00:26:12.359 cream, in my opinion, and my humble opinion, is better than the 369 00:26:12.359 --> 00:26:15.440 best chocolate ice cream. I'm in with you. I love vanilla ice cream. 370 00:26:15.440 --> 00:26:18.160 Don't sleep on vanilla ice I think there is a lot of bad vanilla 371 00:26:18.160 --> 00:26:21.440 ice creams, though the next one up here is one of our best, 372 00:26:21.960 --> 00:26:26.759 and that is Mario. Not like Mamma used to make him. Oh, 373 00:26:26.799 --> 00:26:30.240 I would say, scoozy, you put him above Rocky. I would put 374 00:26:30.279 --> 00:26:34.359 him above Rocky. I'd put him above Danilo Gnanati, but below the Italian 375 00:26:34.440 --> 00:26:37.200 sam. Okay, all right, I can get on board with that. 376 00:26:37.200 --> 00:26:41.480 I think of all the Italian catchphrases this little guy gave us, it's a 377 00:26:41.599 --> 00:26:48.279 me, the Japanese catchphrase that's not Japanese that was debunked. Really, yeah, 378 00:26:48.400 --> 00:26:52.319 just google as as I saw. I googled that a medium like, 379 00:26:52.319 --> 00:26:56.200 Oh, this guy's lying. What's he actually saying? I know we talked 380 00:26:56.240 --> 00:26:57.519 about this, and he's saying it's a me, that's all he's saying. 381 00:26:57.680 --> 00:27:03.839 He really is saying that. Yes, alright for me, Mac. How 382 00:27:03.880 --> 00:27:06.839 about this next one here, and that is season two of White Lotus. 383 00:27:07.680 --> 00:27:11.160 I haven't seen it, so I'm gonna have to defer to you on this 384 00:27:11.160 --> 00:27:15.960 one. I will say schoozy. Actually, no, it's a spicy meatball. 385 00:27:17.000 --> 00:27:21.119 They have a lot of a lot of Italian stuff in there, the 386 00:27:21.359 --> 00:27:26.039 Italian hookers. All right, are you gonna try those out while you're I'm 387 00:27:26.039 --> 00:27:30.720 not gonna do that. No, they have Jennifer Coolidge. It's not really 388 00:27:30.799 --> 00:27:34.240 Italian. I suppose, no, not Italian at all. No, but 389 00:27:34.400 --> 00:27:38.880 it's a good season of television, better than season one, better than season 390 00:27:41.640 --> 00:27:48.440 did I finish either season? Oh? You know what's top right here, 391 00:27:48.559 --> 00:27:52.000 the top of the Mama Mia is this next one, and that is Nona, 392 00:27:52.519 --> 00:27:55.640 That is Grandma. No, no, there is nothing better than an 393 00:27:55.680 --> 00:28:00.559 Italian grandma, although maybe it's better. Yeah, because you're eating her spaghetti 394 00:28:00.559 --> 00:28:03.119 and meatballs. So I guess goes above spaghetti and meatballs. Yeah, you 395 00:28:03.119 --> 00:28:07.319 know what Italian noda. Yeah, it's a pyramid scheme. None's on the 396 00:28:07.319 --> 00:28:11.920 top of the pyramid, even if motherfuckers aren't even Italian talking about Nona. 397 00:28:11.039 --> 00:28:15.240 So yeah, no, no, no, no goes number one. Yeah, 398 00:28:15.279 --> 00:28:17.640 it's next to my favorite one. Billy added it. I did not 399 00:28:17.759 --> 00:28:21.799 ask for this, and that is the movie House of Gucci, specifically Jared 400 00:28:21.880 --> 00:28:25.599 Letto playing Gucci. I feel like it's gonna fit in that bottom tear with 401 00:28:25.640 --> 00:28:29.720 those two movies. Uh, I might, I might put it not like 402 00:28:29.799 --> 00:28:33.359 Mama used to make it. His Italian accent in that movie is unbelievable. 403 00:28:33.519 --> 00:28:38.720 All right, I'm okay, it's so bad. Respect me. Now. 404 00:28:38.759 --> 00:28:41.920 Of those three movies at the bottom there, yes, which would you rather 405 00:28:41.960 --> 00:28:48.200 watch? Right, because Little Italy and House of Gucci are House of Gucci 406 00:28:48.279 --> 00:28:52.440 is half good because Driver and Gaga are good in the movie. It also 407 00:28:52.480 --> 00:28:57.960 falls apart by the end. But Letto is terrible and Paccino is really over 408 00:28:59.000 --> 00:29:04.400 the top. But Little Italy is set in Little Italy Toronto. Give me 409 00:29:04.480 --> 00:29:10.000 that one, all right, good enough? Facasha bread, I love, 410 00:29:10.440 --> 00:29:15.279 I love, I love Facasha brush Ficca, it's gotta go. That's a 411 00:29:15.319 --> 00:29:19.880 spicy meatball, though I don't I would say it's above Gabba gul oh. 412 00:29:19.920 --> 00:29:25.279 I don't know about that though, because to me, I in my this 413 00:29:25.359 --> 00:29:27.680 is in my brain, in my brain, now hear me out. I 414 00:29:27.920 --> 00:29:34.960 envisioned Italians sitting by the Mediterranean picking on on spicy Deli meats more so than 415 00:29:36.039 --> 00:29:38.599 the whole bread and oil thing. I love Facasha. I love the flat, 416 00:29:38.720 --> 00:29:41.720 delicious crunch to it. I'll put it top of a spicy meat ball, 417 00:29:42.160 --> 00:29:45.200 but that might get moved. Okay, all right, okay, okay, 418 00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:49.680 okay. This next one here is Galileo Galilei. It's Galileo Galilei. 419 00:29:56.359 --> 00:30:00.400 He's more tieing than Tony Danzer, that's for fucking sure. But are you 420 00:30:00.440 --> 00:30:03.720 a store about that? That's why. How high are you gonna put him 421 00:30:03.720 --> 00:30:07.160 in? Mama Mia? He's gotta go above Danza's all right, we'll put 422 00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:11.319 him above Danza. Galileo is is in the Mama Miya, but just sneaking 423 00:30:11.400 --> 00:30:17.680 into the Mamma. He's below Gelato, though may arguably the most important Italian 424 00:30:17.799 --> 00:30:22.759 in human history, just squeaks by Tony dan more important than Da Vinci. 425 00:30:22.599 --> 00:30:26.160 Ah, yes, yes he is. Where would you put Da Vinci? 426 00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:29.799 Still it's a one two. Maybe it's a one two above Tony Danza, 427 00:30:29.920 --> 00:30:33.920 above Tony Why are you attacking Tony Danza right now? Da Vinci, of 428 00:30:33.960 --> 00:30:41.920 course an inventor and an artiste. But Galileo Galilei made world universe altering discoveries, 429 00:30:41.319 --> 00:30:48.599 which to me supersedes the accompliments accomplishments of Da Vinci. How about talking 430 00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:52.200 with your hands. Oh, that's gonna go. That might be after pizza. 431 00:30:52.440 --> 00:30:56.640 Oh I was gonna say, above the Godfather, below spaghetti and meatballs. 432 00:30:56.559 --> 00:31:03.200 Okay, I was close to that. I mean that's and I can't 433 00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:07.880 help I do it constantly. It's one of the truest things ever truth the 434 00:31:07.880 --> 00:31:14.000 Italians in the hands? Yeah, how about Donnie Brasco. Mm I don't 435 00:31:14.000 --> 00:31:19.200 think it belongs in Mamma Mia m Spicy meatball. Yeah, but maybe below 436 00:31:19.680 --> 00:31:23.400 the Lizzie McGuire movie, but above White Lotus, but above white Lotus. 437 00:31:23.440 --> 00:31:27.799 Yeah, all right? The Specify season two, Season two. I don't 438 00:31:27.799 --> 00:31:30.480 think season one took place in Italy, did it? No, it was 439 00:31:30.519 --> 00:31:33.400 in a tropical land, I believe. Okay, there you go. This 440 00:31:33.559 --> 00:31:37.319 next one. I have no idea what this is. Let me read it 441 00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:40.880 real quick. Okay, yep. It's a sweatshirt that says, oh maron 442 00:31:41.400 --> 00:31:47.400 oh so Italian curses. Maybe swears right, Maybe I don't know what Billy 443 00:31:47.480 --> 00:31:49.839 is going for here, so it swears spicies. Maybe we'll just put it 444 00:31:49.880 --> 00:31:55.079 in spicy. Or maybe maybe it's wearing clothing that has swearing on it. 445 00:31:55.160 --> 00:31:56.599 That might be what it is. Actually. I don't think Italians are known 446 00:31:56.640 --> 00:32:01.759 for that though. If you've been to the North End lately, just struns 447 00:32:01.839 --> 00:32:07.559 everywhere. So regardless of what it is, if it's either just swearing in 448 00:32:07.599 --> 00:32:14.000 general or wearing swears on your clothes, it's a spicy meat ball. Spicy 449 00:32:14.000 --> 00:32:21.640 meatball either Joe Pesci U Joe Pesci, He's gotta go above Tony Danza. 450 00:32:21.720 --> 00:32:24.640 Huh, he's absolutely above Tony Dance. He's above Galileo too. You think 451 00:32:24.680 --> 00:32:30.119 he's above Galileo. I think he might be. He might be above Goodfellas. 452 00:32:30.559 --> 00:32:34.720 So all right, we're gonna have this is gonna be the conversation coming 453 00:32:34.759 --> 00:32:37.440 up. Put him above Goodfellas, put them actually right behind the Godfather. 454 00:32:37.519 --> 00:32:42.880 He goes above the Sopranos took and then we're gonna have a Puccino conversation in 455 00:32:42.920 --> 00:32:45.200 a few here. Oh, I have him way above Peccino, But Puccino's 456 00:32:45.240 --> 00:32:49.640 in the movie ahead of Pesci doesn't matter. I think that matters. Think 457 00:32:49.640 --> 00:32:52.680 about all of their work. Well, Paccino, you could argue, had 458 00:32:52.720 --> 00:32:54.440 like the best ten year run of any actor ever. Think about all their 459 00:32:54.480 --> 00:33:01.720 Italian work, Saint Anthony's Feast. Uh, this thing is such bullshit. 460 00:33:01.960 --> 00:33:06.160 I hate this personally. Where do you want to put this? Is that? 461 00:33:06.200 --> 00:33:08.000 Because when you go, every other stand is the exact, same, 462 00:33:08.480 --> 00:33:13.960 exact same. There's a fucking fifteen thousand people in an area that can fit 463 00:33:14.000 --> 00:33:17.599 too. You can't breathe. It's fucking overpriced. I like rice balls, 464 00:33:17.640 --> 00:33:22.759 but get off my ass with the rice balls, you know what? Not 465 00:33:22.839 --> 00:33:27.039 like Mamma used to make it Santy Athley's feast. I'll put it above House 466 00:33:27.039 --> 00:33:30.599 of Gucci though, yeah, above House of Gucci, but below Rocky. 467 00:33:30.960 --> 00:33:32.839 This next one, I don't know what this is either. One second, 468 00:33:34.960 --> 00:33:42.359 lean in there putting onions and sauce. Oh like the art of maybe just 469 00:33:42.440 --> 00:33:45.480 making sauce. I don't know what this is. It could be making sauce. 470 00:33:45.720 --> 00:33:47.279 Maybe it's making sauce. If it's making sauce, it's Mamma Mia. 471 00:33:47.400 --> 00:33:52.759 But I don't know what this one is. Yeah, it's gonna be Mamma 472 00:33:52.839 --> 00:33:55.400 Mia. I guess it's above for Cocha. It's above Tony Danza, but 473 00:33:55.400 --> 00:33:59.200 it might be below Divice. I'll put it above Tony Danza with once again, 474 00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:02.559 I think it's making sauce. If it's making sauce, I mean nothing 475 00:34:02.559 --> 00:34:06.759 more Italian than by the way, it's it's sauce and not gravy. We 476 00:34:06.799 --> 00:34:08.320 can agree, Yeah, absolutely, I've never called the gravy. You know 477 00:34:08.360 --> 00:34:13.559 what I call gravy gravy. I call gravy gravy. Yeah, I agree. 478 00:34:14.199 --> 00:34:19.000 Wearing track suits, I actually don't think very Italian pop. I feel 479 00:34:19.039 --> 00:34:22.480 like most European countries, it's a very track suit area all Europe. But 480 00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:25.599 also I think of run DMC when I think of track suits, I think 481 00:34:25.639 --> 00:34:30.599 of Greece too. Yeah, so not that Italian at all? It is 482 00:34:30.639 --> 00:34:32.920 this even Italian? Top of the is this? Wow? Wow? You're 483 00:34:32.960 --> 00:34:38.440 calling out Billy for that one. This next one is a mistake that I 484 00:34:38.480 --> 00:34:45.800 made a couple of weeks ago, and that is pincuccio. What is it 485 00:34:45.880 --> 00:34:50.519 called? Actually, I'm not even sure anymore. I think it's pincushion. 486 00:34:50.559 --> 00:34:53.760 No, this is this is pincusio. Oh this what we actually talked. 487 00:34:54.199 --> 00:35:00.960 Yeah, uh, scoozy, scoozy? Can you can you read the word 488 00:35:00.960 --> 00:35:07.400 pincushion coushio, pin cushio, the olive garden? Oh? Is this even 489 00:35:07.400 --> 00:35:12.719 Italian? Yeah, there's a lot of people in this country that fucking love 490 00:35:12.800 --> 00:35:15.559 the olive garden. I am not one of them. Mac. Is this 491 00:35:15.679 --> 00:35:20.480 next person al Capone? It might be it might be al Capone. Let's 492 00:35:20.480 --> 00:35:23.599 operate under the assumption that that is al Capone. We're really bad at this 493 00:35:23.639 --> 00:35:29.880 by them. Al Capone's an Americans, so he can't be that Italian. 494 00:35:29.960 --> 00:35:36.000 But also it's like Godfather like stuff, So al Capone's more Italian than Tony 495 00:35:36.119 --> 00:35:38.360 Danza, but definitely less No, he's not. I would say he's less 496 00:35:38.360 --> 00:35:43.519 than the Lessie McGuire movie. Oh so you're thinking spicy meat ball spa, 497 00:35:44.239 --> 00:35:47.559 but you're saying al Capone is less Italian than Tony Danza. Yeah, Tony 498 00:35:47.639 --> 00:35:51.960 Danz is one of our best. All right, let's put al Capone above 499 00:35:52.000 --> 00:35:57.880 Ficaccia, then above Facasha. Okay, I'll put him above Facasha. Oh, 500 00:35:58.000 --> 00:36:00.920 here we go, a nice play of Italian meat. So this like 501 00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:06.400 a charcuterie board type situation or an antipasto. Oh, an antipasto, I 502 00:36:06.440 --> 00:36:10.880 do like an antipasta that is very Italian. Below the Colosseum but above Cannoli's. 503 00:36:12.159 --> 00:36:14.719 No, put it below Cannoli's but above the government. No, no, 504 00:36:14.840 --> 00:36:16.440 you know what, fuck you, that's where this is going. You 505 00:36:16.519 --> 00:36:22.000 don't. You don't decide where all the Italian stuff goes. Next time was 506 00:36:22.400 --> 00:36:28.239 one of my favorites, and that is the Italian twis a mozzarella stick. 507 00:36:29.159 --> 00:36:31.679 I fucking love a mozzarella stick. But it doesn't belong in the top two. 508 00:36:34.119 --> 00:36:37.039 No, is it's not really Italian. It's yeah, fried cheese above 509 00:36:37.239 --> 00:36:40.840 above the olive garden, though, it's above the olive garden, and I 510 00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:47.239 would say that it's just below sant Anthony's feast. I might prefer mozzarella stick 511 00:36:47.239 --> 00:36:51.880 over sant Anthony's feasts. They have them there, that's true, all right, 512 00:36:52.000 --> 00:36:55.199 solid point, solid point. Riding a gondola, It honestly scares me 513 00:36:55.400 --> 00:36:59.440 to ride a gondola. Yeah, I've never done. I don't know if 514 00:36:59.440 --> 00:37:01.239 I ever will, but it is a very Italian thing. But being on 515 00:37:01.280 --> 00:37:05.639 a small boat, I feel like you're gonna tip over and die. Make 516 00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:12.000 that the separation between Galileo and Da Vinci. Mama Mia riding a gondola. 517 00:37:12.119 --> 00:37:16.039 I have a gondola red in my arm. Actually, yeah, then we 518 00:37:16.119 --> 00:37:21.280 have al Paccino. Alfaccino is in the movie The Godfather, which you have 519 00:37:21.639 --> 00:37:24.000 fourth on Mama Mia and Joe Peshi right behind that. Yes, well, 520 00:37:24.119 --> 00:37:29.760 I agree that Peshi should be that high. If you're gonna put the Godfather 521 00:37:29.880 --> 00:37:32.159 that high, I feel like he's supposed to put Peccino over Peschi. I 522 00:37:32.199 --> 00:37:37.039 will put him right behind the Sopranos above pizza, above pizza. I don't 523 00:37:37.079 --> 00:37:40.719 feel good about that though, But so you think, what is a better 524 00:37:40.800 --> 00:37:45.159 Italian thing? Put Pacito behind good Fellas. Put Paccino behind good Fellas. 525 00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:52.440 I'm fine with that, Okay, all right, Oh it's too much bad. 526 00:37:52.880 --> 00:37:54.679 There's too much of a bad taste in my mouth from from Pacino over 527 00:37:54.719 --> 00:37:59.079 the years to put him as high as PESHI the North End in Boston, 528 00:37:59.440 --> 00:38:02.119 so I you love. This is different to me than Saint Anthony's Feast. 529 00:38:02.360 --> 00:38:06.679 But going into the North End, I quite like. Yes, I also 530 00:38:06.800 --> 00:38:08.199 like. And this might just be a mean thing and often because I make 531 00:38:08.239 --> 00:38:13.360 my make up my own parking spot, the game that is finding a parking 532 00:38:13.360 --> 00:38:15.840 spot in the North End. It is more of a Boston thing than anything, 533 00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:20.320 but I love that aspect of it. It almost makes it more rewarding 534 00:38:20.320 --> 00:38:22.039 when you find a spot or when you make up your own spot. So 535 00:38:22.760 --> 00:38:25.679 I don't know if it's Mama Mia, though that's a spicy meat ball, 536 00:38:25.760 --> 00:38:30.039 I would say it spicy mat ball now it definitely I would say has my 537 00:38:30.119 --> 00:38:34.519 favorite pizza place has I don't know if I would say my favorite pasta, 538 00:38:34.760 --> 00:38:37.920 but I would say it that we never we've never really argued about that. 539 00:38:37.960 --> 00:38:45.159 But you like Umberto over Pizzaio Regina, And what's the one Santapio's. Yeah, 540 00:38:45.159 --> 00:38:50.119 I don't love Santarpios though. I like Santapios, but I don't love 541 00:38:50.159 --> 00:38:52.480 it. I don't think I love Umberto either, But I love Regina. 542 00:38:52.840 --> 00:38:57.320 I love Humberto. I love the pizza there. I love the dough there. 543 00:38:57.360 --> 00:39:00.239 I love the cal zones there. I think it has a better atmosphere 544 00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:05.760 too. No, No, I love how Adam Bartos. It's cash only. 545 00:39:06.239 --> 00:39:07.880 You need to order your food and get the h out of their order. 546 00:39:07.920 --> 00:39:12.360 Your food waitresses might yell at you, which is way more Italian. 547 00:39:12.440 --> 00:39:15.239 Don't step out of line, or the two guys that run the two cash 548 00:39:15.280 --> 00:39:21.000 registers will also yell at you. Both is very Italian. Yeah, that 549 00:39:21.199 --> 00:39:24.960 is true. That's true, and then also very good Italian sandwich is maybe 550 00:39:24.960 --> 00:39:29.199 one of my favorite Italian sandwiches too. Yeah. But if you're got so 551 00:39:29.360 --> 00:39:30.639 that's the other thing, Like when I go to Regina or if I go 552 00:39:30.639 --> 00:39:34.679 to burn I'm only getting the pizza. No, I'm saying, like, 553 00:39:34.960 --> 00:39:37.079 h maybe I'm going there, Maybe I'm going to Ambertos, or maybe I'm 554 00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:40.599 going to mon North End. Yeah. Yeah, oh, here here's the 555 00:39:40.599 --> 00:39:45.000 other debate. Ye, Mike's are modern. I believe I'm a modern family, 556 00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:49.039 I'm a Mike's guy, but I think Bova is better than both. 557 00:39:49.119 --> 00:39:52.519 I'll also toss this out there, they're the exact same. No, Mike's 558 00:39:52.519 --> 00:39:55.800 is better, Bova is better than both. I think everything tastes the exact 559 00:39:55.880 --> 00:39:59.599 same. Well, then, I don't even know why we're talking about food 560 00:39:59.639 --> 00:40:02.719 North End. I'm saying those paste replaced its not everything. In general. 561 00:40:04.599 --> 00:40:09.480 Everything tastes like great blob to me. No north End, uh No, 562 00:40:09.519 --> 00:40:14.679 don't put him above capone. I put him above Ficsha. Though Bronx tail 563 00:40:14.800 --> 00:40:16.599 is basically a north End tail, so put it right next to a Bronx 564 00:40:16.679 --> 00:40:23.440 tail, all right. Pinocchio not Pincushio, no different. I don't know. 565 00:40:23.920 --> 00:40:27.039 I don't give a funk where you put Pinocchio. What do you think 566 00:40:27.079 --> 00:40:32.559 about that? Not even Italian? I would put Geppetto as being Mamma Mia, 567 00:40:32.639 --> 00:40:36.559 but that's not an option here, Okay. I like I'm picking up 568 00:40:36.559 --> 00:40:39.280 what you're putting down there. I like that Roman gladiators, question mark. 569 00:40:39.599 --> 00:40:43.400 You gotta put them right next to the coliseum, right goest in the hand, 570 00:40:43.599 --> 00:40:45.840 Mama Mia. This might just be the Roman Empire in general, I 571 00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:53.440 suppose, But but I suppose alpaccino greater than both of those. That's Pellegrino 572 00:40:53.519 --> 00:40:59.280 San Pellegrino water there. Yes, I've never tried it. I also don't 573 00:40:59.360 --> 00:41:02.079 picture like sparkling water being in a I like still water. I prefer tap 574 00:41:02.159 --> 00:41:07.079 water. Give me dirty tapwater over this, Yeah, I agree. So 575 00:41:07.639 --> 00:41:10.960 I don't know where the fuck scoozy. I guess below pincuccio, for sure, 576 00:41:12.039 --> 00:41:15.800 below pincuccio. Then we go to a latte. Is that what it 577 00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:19.360 is? Or a cappuccino. It's an espresso. No, that looks like 578 00:41:19.400 --> 00:41:24.960 a cappuccino. Yeah, espresso smaller cup or maybe that's an especial. Yeah, 579 00:41:25.199 --> 00:41:30.480 spicy meatball on this. I don't think i'd say scoozy. I don't. 580 00:41:30.119 --> 00:41:34.599 I like this plain black coffee. Yeah. But when I'm talking about 581 00:41:34.639 --> 00:41:39.519 you, we're talking about how Italian is this? I'm Italian. It says 582 00:41:39.519 --> 00:41:45.519 it right here in spicy Meatball, I'm Italian. Put it below the swearing 583 00:41:45.679 --> 00:41:49.000 shirt, but above white load of season two. I want to know what 584 00:41:49.039 --> 00:41:52.880 that is. By the way, is it wearing swears on shirts? Next? 585 00:41:52.960 --> 00:41:57.800 Up here is my wife? Oh your wife data, Jean Antonelli. 586 00:41:58.360 --> 00:42:00.320 I mean, if you if you saw her on print, you'd say, 587 00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:05.159 oh, that's an Italian woman. And if you're like this, that's usually 588 00:42:05.159 --> 00:42:07.159 what happens to her. She goes to events and like, oh, why 589 00:42:07.280 --> 00:42:10.320 wasn't picturing you looking like this? The double tick like that, you're clearly 590 00:42:10.440 --> 00:42:15.519 not. Yeah, although she's got an Italian son now, which helps her 591 00:42:15.920 --> 00:42:21.159 argument. She also tells people that she's Italian by injection, Oh oh, 592 00:42:22.519 --> 00:42:29.280 oh, I think she. I think you're in trouble if you put her 593 00:42:29.280 --> 00:42:34.320 in anything other than is this even Italian top above the olive garden? Her 594 00:42:34.320 --> 00:42:38.440 above the olive guard. We can give her that, okay, Mac. 595 00:42:38.480 --> 00:42:43.559 This next one is something that played at every family event for a decade. 596 00:42:43.840 --> 00:42:50.000 Okay. That is mob Hits Volume one system. Mary. We gotta get 597 00:42:50.079 --> 00:42:54.880 up. We need the sheets to make the tabe. I was gonna say 598 00:42:54.880 --> 00:43:01.840 scoozy still until you started singing. You kind of won me over. Is 599 00:43:01.840 --> 00:43:08.119 it spicy? That's a spicy meatball, That's a spy it's above Mike Piazza, 600 00:43:08.280 --> 00:43:13.639 all right, just just barely beat it out, Mike Piazza. This 601 00:43:13.800 --> 00:43:17.840 was at every driveway party that I went to for a solid ten years. 602 00:43:19.079 --> 00:43:23.519 Yeah, yeah, talking about the no longer acceptable colloquial addiction for it a 603 00:43:23.519 --> 00:43:27.159 wife beater. No, I was saying mob hits, but we'll talk about 604 00:43:27.199 --> 00:43:32.000 that you had moved on to. I'll also say this, I've never felt 605 00:43:32.079 --> 00:43:38.079 more seen than in the wedding scene of Easy Money, the Rodney Dangerfield movie. 606 00:43:38.679 --> 00:43:43.119 At the end of the wedding of his daughter. They were all in 607 00:43:43.199 --> 00:43:50.159 his like nine by nine backyard. Dude, Even if you're not a time 608 00:43:50.639 --> 00:43:53.639 everyone has an Italian uncle with a stained wife beater that they were way too 609 00:43:53.679 --> 00:43:58.639 often. That's a spicy meat to ball. That is a spicy meat ball. 610 00:43:59.360 --> 00:44:04.119 I'd put it above Arthur Fawnza Relli, but below me, okay, 611 00:44:04.199 --> 00:44:07.760 just below just below me, all right, but just above Fawnzi. Danny 612 00:44:07.840 --> 00:44:14.800 DeVito Dan DeVito as one of the most Italian last names ever, and I've 613 00:44:14.840 --> 00:44:19.239 never once categorized him as an Italian. I felt like I started doing that 614 00:44:19.320 --> 00:44:23.000 more when he was pumping lemon Cello. But I also don't think of him 615 00:44:23.000 --> 00:44:27.159 as an Italian. Yeah, I don't either, so not like Mamma used 616 00:44:27.199 --> 00:44:30.960 to make I guess. But he's also more likable than ever, and he's 617 00:44:30.079 --> 00:44:34.840 also very spicy. He is pretty spicy, actually, that's a good point. 618 00:44:35.519 --> 00:44:37.800 Is he spicier than Fawnzi. I think he's spicier than Fonzie, but 619 00:44:37.840 --> 00:44:40.760 not as spicy as a wife beater? All right, good enough? Good 620 00:44:40.880 --> 00:44:45.519 enough? Wine? Wine is very Italian, that's true. Well, there's 621 00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:49.360 red wine. And then is this this first one champagne? Maybe no, 622 00:44:49.480 --> 00:44:52.039 Champagne is French. Champagne's France. Yeah, And then the last thing there 623 00:44:52.280 --> 00:44:55.280 is that the black licorice flavored one. What's that one called? This is 624 00:44:55.599 --> 00:45:01.119 La Marcia perspecco, prospecco, proecco, prosecco. There we go. That's 625 00:45:01.159 --> 00:45:07.599 how Italian I am. Guys, it's pretty Italian. I don't know if 626 00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:13.079 it's Mamma Mia level Italian though below Ficacca, below facasca red wine, I 627 00:45:13.119 --> 00:45:16.880 would put that's Mama Mia. That is Mama Mia. I put it just 628 00:45:16.920 --> 00:45:22.840 above Tony Danza. Maybe. Yeah, it's a big part of the culture. 629 00:45:22.000 --> 00:45:25.679 It's not as much as Galileo sneaking, No sneaking ahead of the meatball 630 00:45:25.760 --> 00:45:30.400 sub? What? Yeah, for sure is that what you pair with your 631 00:45:30.400 --> 00:45:36.440 meatball sub? Every time? Where's the meatball sub? There? It is? 632 00:45:36.679 --> 00:45:37.840 It's just a couple up. Yeah, geez, Louise. This is 633 00:45:37.880 --> 00:45:42.039 all over the place now. And then finally lemon Cello, which is something 634 00:45:42.079 --> 00:45:45.039 that I started drinking because of Dana DeVito, and I don't like it. 635 00:45:45.320 --> 00:45:50.519 I I well, first of all, it's all it's always made incredibly strong, 636 00:45:50.679 --> 00:45:54.400 Yes, But what I like about it is it's like a prohibition error 637 00:45:54.400 --> 00:45:58.400 type feeling. It's always made in someone's backyard or basement. Yeah, and 638 00:45:58.400 --> 00:46:01.440 there's always a little bit of a sketchy aspect going on. So I don't 639 00:46:01.440 --> 00:46:05.000 know if that makes it Italian, but that's the thing that I like about 640 00:46:05.000 --> 00:46:07.360 it. Oh you know what's super Italian. It's not even on here. 641 00:46:07.480 --> 00:46:09.719 Is homemade wine? Well, that kind of goes with red wine. I 642 00:46:09.760 --> 00:46:13.199 think it's built in maybe. Okay, So if we're gonna do that, 643 00:46:13.320 --> 00:46:15.159 then that is where does where's the red wine? If we're gonna say the 644 00:46:15.599 --> 00:46:21.440 red wine is homemade wine, I'm putting it above Pacino but below Good Fellas. 645 00:46:21.679 --> 00:46:23.679 Okay, I'm okay with that. So maybe the lemon Shella fits right 646 00:46:23.719 --> 00:46:30.119 in there. Lemon sell I'll put that in its old spot right above a 647 00:46:29.320 --> 00:46:32.199 sub all right, but below Gabba gul Yeah, I'm fine with that. 648 00:46:32.199 --> 00:46:37.440 That works for me. Wow, we just did the unthinkable. We really 649 00:46:37.559 --> 00:46:44.440 did all right, So just very quickly, let's just do the tops and 650 00:46:44.480 --> 00:46:45.719 bottoms here. Actually, do you have anything that you want to move? 651 00:46:46.320 --> 00:46:50.480 Uh? Shit, let me let me take a quick gander. Here. 652 00:46:51.639 --> 00:46:55.079 It's a mess. It's a mess. I really like Danza at the end 653 00:46:55.079 --> 00:46:59.320 of the Mamma Mia tier. Here's a good book end. You also have 654 00:46:59.320 --> 00:47:00.960 a stamp to you is I used both of my stamps. I used one 655 00:47:01.000 --> 00:47:05.639 of my stamps on myself. Yeah, I didn't you see you get one 656 00:47:05.719 --> 00:47:07.360 left. I don't think I'm gonna move anything, though. I am gonna 657 00:47:07.400 --> 00:47:10.840 put an Italian sub into spicy Meatball, and I'm gonna stamp it there. 658 00:47:10.920 --> 00:47:15.639 Oh yeah, put it. I'll even let you put it above White Lodus 659 00:47:15.639 --> 00:47:17.559 season two. There, White Lodus season two is a good book end for 660 00:47:17.599 --> 00:47:22.119 the spicy meatball. Yeah, I agree, I agree. You know what, 661 00:47:23.199 --> 00:47:29.920 move pincushio up above White Lodus season two. Pincushio is a good move. 662 00:47:30.280 --> 00:47:31.519 I'm gonna leave it there. I'm not gonna move it. And the 663 00:47:31.559 --> 00:47:36.280 way you described how you're gonna use one in Rome, I feel like you 664 00:47:36.320 --> 00:47:38.119 want to that's a little spicy to me. Put that right up next to 665 00:47:38.159 --> 00:47:42.480 Pincushio. All right, so those are your moves. I'm gonna leave. 666 00:47:42.960 --> 00:47:50.320 I'm gonna move mob hits to above the north end, actually above Feksha, 667 00:47:50.400 --> 00:47:53.440 mob hits just behind. For anyone, for anyone out there who's had mob 668 00:47:53.519 --> 00:47:58.480 hits at their family events. You know what I'm talking about. It you 669 00:47:58.559 --> 00:48:01.199 get it. So I guess I'll to the very quickly. The not even 670 00:48:01.239 --> 00:48:07.960 Italians is Pinocchio, one in Rome starring the Alson Twins, Little Italy starring 671 00:48:07.960 --> 00:48:12.360 hating Christians, and and Emma Roberts wearing tracksuits, the Olive Garden, and 672 00:48:12.480 --> 00:48:16.559 my wife, my wife, and then finally at the top, the Mama 673 00:48:16.639 --> 00:48:23.159 me is that number one is grandma's nonas Nona. I called mine grandma, 674 00:48:23.199 --> 00:48:27.920 though I called my great grandmother Nona. My great grandmother was also Nonah. 675 00:48:27.960 --> 00:48:30.360 Yes, there's a lot of nana's too, But that's show that way that 676 00:48:30.440 --> 00:48:36.000 we're in an era where our great grandmothers and great great grandmothers and fathers were 677 00:48:36.039 --> 00:48:38.760 like the first ones over from Italy, and that's why they were the known 678 00:48:38.840 --> 00:48:45.000 as nanas. All that that's type of pasta and meatballs. Talking with your 679 00:48:45.000 --> 00:48:51.920 hands, the Godfather Joe Peschi, the Sopranos, Pizza Pie, life is 680 00:48:51.920 --> 00:49:00.960 beautiful, Goodfellas, red wine specifically homemade Alpaccino, the Colosseum, the Roman 681 00:49:00.000 --> 00:49:07.639 Empire, Antipasta, I just bout Roman Empire in general. Okay, Antipastos, 682 00:49:07.239 --> 00:49:13.559 Canoli's, Actually I have another one, de Vito. I'm moving Canolis 683 00:49:13.559 --> 00:49:17.840 down below, Meatball subs, eat shit, Gabba gul lemon Cello, meat 684 00:49:17.840 --> 00:49:27.360 ball subs. Then Canoli's the Leaning Tower of Pisa, Gelato's Galileo, Gondolas, 685 00:49:27.880 --> 00:49:31.280 Da Vinci making sauce. Billy help us up with whatever this is. 686 00:49:31.719 --> 00:49:40.039 And then finally Tony Danza up just made the cut above al Capone. So 687 00:49:40.079 --> 00:49:52.840 guys, let us know, let's get into MAXA and MAXA could be anything. 688 00:49:52.840 --> 00:49:57.480 It could be a boat, and Max sense I'm just well, I'm 689 00:49:57.480 --> 00:50:00.920 about to do something real quick. Since I just invited you into my culture, 690 00:50:00.519 --> 00:50:05.519 Let's bring up your culture, and that is pumpkin spiced foods and beverages. 691 00:50:05.800 --> 00:50:09.719 Who can you please tear these? When I find the presentation mode, 692 00:50:09.800 --> 00:50:13.760 You've scrilled by it four times already. All right, Max, So here 693 00:50:13.760 --> 00:50:19.519 we have at the top goats, followed by basic Mac. Then I'll try 694 00:50:19.559 --> 00:50:22.840 anything once. Okay, then it could be good, and then finally get 695 00:50:22.840 --> 00:50:25.079 that corn out of my face. All right, So, right off the 696 00:50:25.119 --> 00:50:29.880 bat, categories three and four are essentially the same thing. Well, no, 697 00:50:30.079 --> 00:50:31.880 it could be good means i'll try it once. No, no, 698 00:50:32.199 --> 00:50:39.400 whatever. First one up here is pumpkin flavored oreos. They're okay, They're 699 00:50:39.440 --> 00:50:45.800 not as good as they maybe should be or ought to be, so I 700 00:50:45.800 --> 00:50:51.760 guess I'll try anything once. Then we go to pumpkin gushers. Get that 701 00:50:51.800 --> 00:50:53.880 corn out of my face. I don't need. I don't need juicy, 702 00:50:54.000 --> 00:51:00.480 sugary forms of pumpkin flavor. Pumpkin flavored beer, total basic mac thing. 703 00:51:00.800 --> 00:51:04.440 Now. I do like a nice pumpy beer, but a lot of them 704 00:51:04.519 --> 00:51:07.559 are really really average. Now, the best ones are great, but there's 705 00:51:07.599 --> 00:51:15.559 a lot of average tasting pumpkin beers. Pumpkin flavored sauce. Sauce sauce like 706 00:51:15.599 --> 00:51:19.599 a like a like like one that you would put on a pasta. Oh 707 00:51:19.679 --> 00:51:23.159 no, get that corn out of my face. Pumpkin flavored spam, Get 708 00:51:23.199 --> 00:51:30.360 that corn on my face. Pumpkin flavored kail chips. Uh, kail chips 709 00:51:30.360 --> 00:51:35.679 are very good. I don't think pumpkin flavor is gonna make them any better, 710 00:51:35.840 --> 00:51:37.800 but maybe it could be. It could be good. It could be 711 00:51:37.800 --> 00:51:42.320 good. Pumpkin flavored couplet noodles, Get that corn out of my face. 712 00:51:42.679 --> 00:51:46.519 Pumpkin flavored milanos, see that. That's and I'll try anything once. I 713 00:51:46.519 --> 00:51:51.159 don't think they're gonna be good, but I'll try it. Pumpkin flavored ice 714 00:51:51.239 --> 00:51:53.519 cream. Is that a thing or is it someone photoshop that I would like 715 00:51:53.559 --> 00:51:57.119 to try that. That's an optimistic I'll try. I put it at the 716 00:51:57.159 --> 00:52:00.679 top of the try. Okay, I'll try anything once. Pumpkin flavored hummus. 717 00:52:00.880 --> 00:52:04.960 Oh, I do like hummus. That might work well with pumpkin flavor. 718 00:52:05.679 --> 00:52:09.039 I'll try anything once. Put that above the oreos. Pumpkin flavored bread 719 00:52:09.239 --> 00:52:14.119 like a cinnamon bread, if you will. Okay, that's pretty good. 720 00:52:14.159 --> 00:52:15.960 That's where the pumpkin flavor really plays up. I feel like it is in 721 00:52:16.000 --> 00:52:22.280 the breads and obviously coffee. Put that in goat status goat, oh boy. 722 00:52:22.440 --> 00:52:27.519 Pumpkin flavored cookies. This is the third instance of pumpkin flavored cookies. 723 00:52:27.960 --> 00:52:30.960 I put that. Put that at the bottom of the I'll try anything once. 724 00:52:30.079 --> 00:52:34.599 I think those are cookies. I don't know. Pumpkin flavored it pringles, 725 00:52:35.800 --> 00:52:37.440 ah, I don't know why. That just made me feel gross. 726 00:52:37.840 --> 00:52:40.480 What do we have there? Put it? Put it above spam, but 727 00:52:42.000 --> 00:52:46.559 below the pumpkin sauce. Pumpkin flavored cheerios that might be good, but cheeros 728 00:52:46.599 --> 00:52:49.960 pretty basic. Put it. Put it behind the beer, basic mac, 729 00:52:50.079 --> 00:52:54.039 basic mac. Pumpkin flavored twinkies could be good, could top of it, 730 00:52:54.079 --> 00:52:59.719 could be good, could be good. Pumpkin flavored pancakes. I'm not a 731 00:52:59.719 --> 00:53:04.199 pan cake guy at all. I don't even want to eat a flapjack ever 732 00:53:04.280 --> 00:53:07.320 again, So get that corn out of my face. Above gushers, Yeah, 733 00:53:07.480 --> 00:53:10.119 but put it, put it above the gushers though, above the gushers. 734 00:53:10.199 --> 00:53:15.440 Pumpkin flavored cold brew, Yeah, that's goat. That's that's the one 735 00:53:15.519 --> 00:53:17.360 that I that I eat most, although I do like a nice pumpkin doughnut. 736 00:53:17.760 --> 00:53:22.280 Pumpkin flavored coffee is one of my favorite things on This is specific to 737 00:53:22.480 --> 00:53:27.159 cold brew though, so you know, none of the that go with it. 738 00:53:27.440 --> 00:53:30.159 I just I just do uh cold brew with pumpkin flavor. And that's 739 00:53:30.159 --> 00:53:36.559 like I don't get any cream or sugar. Okay, pumpkin flavored cupcakes similar 740 00:53:36.599 --> 00:53:38.480 to the Twinkies. It could it could be good, but I don't really 741 00:53:38.480 --> 00:53:43.239 desire it. Pumpkin flavored muffins, Yeah, that goes up into the goat 742 00:53:43.320 --> 00:53:46.760 status there too. Those are gonna be pretty fucking good. Pumpkin flavored coffee, 743 00:53:46.840 --> 00:53:50.800 So this is with all of the swirls and the cream and the sugar 744 00:53:50.920 --> 00:53:53.880 like a like A. Yeah, that's not as good. It's almost worse 745 00:53:53.920 --> 00:53:57.880 than the beers. It's a little too much. Sometimes put it below the 746 00:53:57.920 --> 00:54:01.800 beer. That's too basic. Pumpkin flavored frozen drink question mark, that's the 747 00:54:01.840 --> 00:54:05.639 same thing we just talked about. Put those next to each other. Pumpkin 748 00:54:05.719 --> 00:54:09.920 flavored doughnuts. Those are fucking delicious, probably just below the coffee, but 749 00:54:09.960 --> 00:54:16.400 above the other two treats. Pumpkin flavored protein pancakes seeds. At least you 750 00:54:16.400 --> 00:54:20.360 have a reason for eating the pancakes and that in that regard, But I 751 00:54:20.400 --> 00:54:22.679 don't want to eat pancakes at all. I'll put it above the other pancakes. 752 00:54:22.880 --> 00:54:27.760 Yeah, that's fine. And then finally, pumpkin juice. This sounds 753 00:54:27.760 --> 00:54:30.519 fucking gross. This is actually probably pumpkin flavored something, but that sounds fucking 754 00:54:30.519 --> 00:54:35.760 disgusting. It sounds worse than the pumpkin sauce and the pumpkin gushers. You 755 00:54:35.800 --> 00:54:38.599 know what, I like pumpkin seeds. Pumpkin seeds are great. Yeah, 756 00:54:38.639 --> 00:54:42.360 they're great, for sure. That's why I was thinking. That's sort of 757 00:54:42.400 --> 00:54:45.159 what I was thinking behind the kale chips is the saltiness of like a pumpkin 758 00:54:45.239 --> 00:54:49.400 seed mixed with the although kale's pretty salty anyway, So I don't I don't 759 00:54:49.400 --> 00:54:53.920 know, but there's a lot of bad pumpkin trends, for sure. But 760 00:54:54.039 --> 00:55:00.000 I am a goddamn fucking simp for pumpkin coffee, and like pumpkin baked goods. 761 00:55:00.079 --> 00:55:05.320 They're fucking delicious. So is this your mount rushmore of pumpkin flavored things? 762 00:55:05.639 --> 00:55:07.639 Yeah, although I guess maybe because so the muffins and the bread are 763 00:55:07.679 --> 00:55:10.719 sort of one and the same, so maybe you could you could, you 764 00:55:10.760 --> 00:55:15.360 could bump beer up over over the one of those two baked goods. But 765 00:55:15.880 --> 00:55:20.039 I'm telling you, I I still don't know why it's not year round. 766 00:55:20.039 --> 00:55:22.920 It doesn't. Those flavors don't go away. But I love I love pumpkins. 767 00:55:23.000 --> 00:55:27.920 Well, I love several pumplicin things, not all pumpkin things. All 768 00:55:28.039 --> 00:55:30.199 right, so way in on the situation, guys, head over to social 769 00:55:30.239 --> 00:55:35.559 media. Tell us you're pumpkins, social meads, smash that subscribe button, 770 00:55:35.960 --> 00:55:42.360 give us a like, who the look the ring the bell? 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All right, 779 00:56:13.519 --> 00:56:15.400 so check us out for a dump at the beginning of next week, and 780 00:56:15.400 --> 00:56:22.519 then we'll talk Ahsoca at the end, Soca, Ahsoka, Soca. Now 781 00:56:22.559 --> 00:56:32.199 it's time for girls jumping on trampolines. Bye. Please flip the cassette over 782 00:56:32.280 --> 00:56:35.119 to side B to continue the adventure.