Oh, it didn't even give you the intro and didn't We just just went
straight to the countdown. That's because they know we laid his motherfucker there was
bro. We ain't gonnam time for this. Just jump right in. Um.
So for those that will actually join, I'm the ghost brother, that's
it. I'm glad you see my glasses because I thought they were gone forever.
That's why I'm lad. So here we are. Oh those are different
glasses. They don't got a thing on the right. Really. Last time
he was here, looked like the motherfuckers was moving, so I don't know
they were moving actually what he was doing, he was all that's why you
can't be on the camera now because he's too much in the camera. Last
time he's moving and groove. Look here, we love you. I know
he's looking like OZ over here. I'm just making it comfortable for me and
my teammate because he likes the DJ over here, so I want to make
sure he can you now do his thing over here too. That's that computer.
Tony Stark was in there when they found out where what kinda was right
with the purple vibratiu Hey, you know, speaking of uh, Tony start.
Remember when he snitched on Dog for playing Gallagher right does Actually, so
there is a picture that I sent you. It was like a little you
know, like a little advertising board that be outside and go ahead and put
that up. Actually clipped all that together at the video. Yep. He
was so pss when he found out love Dog and he was mad as fuck.
Yea. So um, I had Sunday Fun Day today. And this
is actually the largest arcade in the world. Apparently it's right outside of Chicago's.
They have their own Brookfield. So it's Brookfield, Illinois. I've heard
of it. Yeah, and they had so much like it was. And
the cool thing about it is like once you pay admissions like look top Oh
hell no, so I was playing reminded tone. Can you remind it that
bacon like Devil Dragon started off wild as fuck? Yeah, you know the
whole he just got pushed this bitch and kidnapped it. Oh oh, you
didn't notice the backstory behind Double Dragon the whole time. Player two is the
villain. He he kidnapped his brother's bitch just because he got tired of the
fact that he wasn't hanging out with his bro like he used to dude,
this is killing up down. Like, yeah, they had and this is
nowhere near how much they had. I mean Snapchat only does a fucking minute,
but they are so it was about an hour for the five thing.
Man. All the games you get in, yes, you pay admission.
It's uh, it's twenty dollars a rap for the arcade um. You can
burn through like one game alone. Yeah. So once you do that and
you pay admission, hey Brett, baby, Uh, once you pay admission,
all the games are set to free play, so they are open from
like eleven in the morning to twelve midnight, so he could literally be there
all No, that's the difference. Ye, up down, Yeah and up
down. You know they have like additional stuff like you can play you the
big ass Jenga and all that shit. This is all video but they're souls
much shit there. Man. I don't need alcohol and it's you know,
noise. You don't want to risk that one. You don't drink at all,
right, you drink. You don't drink like to like get a buzz
or anything. It's just weak. Just don't count this very bus This is
very similar to as you post. That's right, right, said, Look
who decides to come to work. I had already posted my disclaimer to let
them know. I was like, se Yea, I was in Chicago and
I was here on time, but no, Um, nigga's always talking shit.
It was. Hey, we worried about junk as eating mango. It
was, and Nigga, y'all wasn't worried about me. Y'all was in here
kicking it. Y'all was snitched on already. Y'all could have wouldn't been the
first time Next parted without me. I'm gonna say, being somewhat new to
this whole platform, the people who knew played, it's like, oh,
this is some normal Okay, it's that I'm like, the hell am I
looking at it? So I was explaining how I did Sunday Funday today,
and um, it's called what's it Galloping Ghosts? Right? Yeah, yeah,
Galloping Ghosts. It is the world's largest arcade. That's what I was
like, But we need a trip there, Like they have so much shit
and it's so dope because it's like the nostalgia man, Like they have one
row. It's like all the Street Fighter games, like back to back to
back, like all in one row and then on the other side, it's
like you got your Mortal Kombat and Killer Instincts and shit, you got your
driving games. I was playing, Um, what's that the one with the
shooting the zombies and ship the something dead? Mhm, what're you doing?
Twice? Now? Hey, that's funny. It's funny because y'all, y'all
can hear y'all can hear me twice, But I guess I only heard him
once because one I got a new table coming in that's gone kind of do
that. We just gotta wait for it to get here. Yeah, shit,
we can. We can definitely coordinate a trip like that was something that
like it was really really really fun. I mean, you got and then
it's like when you have a game, you know, they give you like
the full series, like whether you got all your your Donkey Kongs or you
know whatever. Y'all remember paper Boy? Absolutely, that was my ship.
I have never paid played it and in fucking arcade to know that to play
it on the Arcade games, Actually no, no, I didn't. Yeah,
and it's so funny, but like I couldn't record it because I was
actually playing. But it was so funny to me because you know, when
you were delivering the papers, you got little obstacles and ship. You know,
you got the dog that run out. Yeah, it's two niggas scrapping
on the shot on the skywalk. Yeah, so instead of avoiding them,
I shot a paper at them and he broke it up. But one film
did another did like this like you want so I'm like, damn, but
I just have this nigga jumping or what like video games like that again.
But we had so much fun. I'm just saying, dude, I feel
you like a regular Verdon of Paperboy. That was great. That was great.
That was I played the funk out of Frogger. I played that,
I'm not saying, the most the most fun dat I've ever had. I
took them up down and we stayed until damn mirror it was over. And
me and him like we were just up down a couple of weeks ago,
but that was something like that's we big ass kids, that ship that we
like to do. So it was really, really, really is And then
he sat down st playing Gallagher and I just started cracking up because I thought
about Tony Start. My ship will always be that Terminator Salvation game. They
got it the way you sit there and just four long boards. The only
reason why they had tech Mobo and we were just talking about that. I
don't know, I didn't see. I don't know if y'all remember it's this
old old football game. It was like some rough shit. Um what was
that place called Mike Mike Higans Mike something. Yeah. Yeah, I loved
going there as a kid because my dad was real football players that like you,
they fly like it was called like pig skins or something like that.
So it was like a dirty kind of like yeah, they had that ship
and that took me all the way back because I'm like, yeah, invaders
and you could fight and shit like yeah, but I used to love that
game. Like we used to always wait, where was Mike? Was it
like Kenosha or like it was like one hundred twenty four from like it was
because I say, like we used to be driving for a long time.
You were kids back then. Used to we used to drive over the play
you know a little bit because they used to had like the little bating cages
and and we that adjustable rims we played you know this entire time. I
thought we was going down like Kenosher racing like because he remember we didn't used
to go nowhere back in the days was kids. So we went to like
Sai it was one four, but then he had to go like shoot like
in the back row behind one hundred twenty four. It was like behind j
I don't know if they played that, but he was definitely playing WrestleMania and
he was beating the shit out dunk going the clown. So whenever he was
whenever, he was fine, don't I mean shit, a bowling ball and
bowling pins was falling out of him, you know what. Yeah, Now
that that was when the strategy of the game got a little bit more like
complex, and they started actually making the player move more. The harder,
the harder game was like Donkey Like I played Donkey calling this ship is actually
harder than I played. I played Donkey Kong for like twenty minutes today,
and when I tell you, I could not get up past like the third
cousin fucking barrel. It was going by the right, That's exactly what it
kept catching me on the ladder. I'm like, all right. First I
was cool, but then it was like, oh bitch, all right,
it didn't kept coming down. I just cannot jump over that ship. So
yeah, I got I got my ass, I got my ass beat playing
punch Out, I got punch Out and Super punch Out. Um, they
just they had so much. Yeah, because so what happened was, Um,
I am going to recap my entire weekend one, don't fucking start that.
So Alom gonna tell don't fucking start. You sit there and you shut
the fuck up. Just just sit there and shut the fuck up because I
know what it's gonna trigger. Because I know what it's gonna trigger. So
um, me and betas not bet y'all know, we usually like going off
to Chicago for a weekend like that's that's our thing, but since he's been
driving and ship, we haven't really been able to do that. I'm sorry,
time out. Who was the nigga that was here last time? That
was? Who was that nigga who was here back here? Oh that's bro,
that's not bad. I mean not saying that's who it was, but
I'm just he was very mysterious and I didn't know who he was, and
I just wanted to make sure I know he used to be on here before
y'all were just he used to be on here before y'all were we had that
conversation, but I didn't know. We don't know that. But okay,
it's like all right, continue, I'm sorry, Yes, I'm having flashbacks.
It so right, we went down. We planned to go to Chicago,
so we left and the whole purpose was for us to go to um
an event. Okay, now this event, let me get the official name
of it. Bro, I gotta stop doing wild ship? Yes you like,
no, I'm too adventurous. Bro. Can you relax please? Not
in here, like just just chill no, So, yes, yes,
I'm a stab you see. I can tell you that on here because I
can't get blocked. But I brought you out. Okay. So there is
a spot down there. It's called the fifteenth Alf Adult Emporium. So it's
like when you walk in, so there's like an adult you know books,
adult bookstore, you know, porn movies and whatever. They got a couple
of toys on the wall. But it's not like a lot, not like
a full scale sex store. Um. But once you go in and like
pay the admission, um, there is a theater room. You took to
a peep show and there's a theater room. So when you go in,
there is a gigantic screen and you know it's set up like a little like
a little mini movie theater. It kind of reminds you like school auditorium,
not not as big, but like with a little flip up season ship.
Um. So they didn't have glory holes, but they do have the like
the acts the individual movie rooms, so like you go in pop the dollar
in and a porn place, but during actual parties, they are set to
just play so you don't have to worry about pamperings those rooms. Okay,
so let me tell you about the room. That's because you said who cleans
the room? And somebody who ever had to clean them from Saturday was gonna
be upset because we went in one and I was like, ye, the
level of Buddussi. And I don't even know if it was really Buddussi because
there were so many trans women there what, No, like it was it
was. It was. It was an interesting experience for us to go together
and kind of like, you know, trying to mingle and shit, but
there were just it was just way too much unseasoned chicken. And you know
lady boys for me um and and old and old you know old for like
I mean old bitches walking around up yeah. Yeah, and then and then
there's a stage, right, so there's so there's a stage and there are
two stripper poles on this stage. Now one of the trans woman was getting
with it, like I mean as far as like with the rhythm and shit,
and I'm like, I don't know, maybe they're not white, maybe
they're like Hispanic or something. You know, they got rhythmic. You do
know that you and him have to get married. There's no way that because
you can't do any of this weird o shit with anybody else. Try could.
You were never finished like another nigga. We didn't know that there was
gonna see. But it's not the pa that y'all didn't know. It's the
fact that he was comfortable with you experience. Any other dude wouldn't even made
it to the door. It's not true. Oh oh oh oh okay,
okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So the good part now,
yeah, so no, because listen, I didn't need Okay, so
you triggered the conversation because when you walk in here right when we when we
first get there, there is you know, there's a little guy, he's
a little Hispanic guy. He's out there like directing traffic. Like, so
they're asking, you know, what area you're going to, and then when
you tell them, they're like, all right, you know, go back.
So he asks me, he's like, all right, my guy,
you know how much is it to park? He was like, oh,
no, it's free. We weren't expecting that because if you know, we're
skygoaryship. So we go and we park, and as we're going in,
the security guard, you know, he holds the door open, so I'll
go in, you know, say thank you, like, oh, you
know, thanks my man. Whatever. So we go in, we pay,
and then you know, they give you a little risk brand, a
little wristband. So we're going in and going, you know, exploring and
everything. Um, okay, remember that first movie room I told you all
about. Well, when you go into the movie room, you can either
sit down and watch the porn that's on the screen. You sit down and
watch the porn on the screen, or you can proceed to what's called the
red room. No so yeah, so so it's it's it's called the red
room. Now we are new, we are new. This this is the
first time we're here. So you know, it's it's other people. They're
used to it. So we sit down in the seats, you know,
and the therasty he's just kind of, you know, observing, and we
keep seeing this crowd, like everybody keeps like going to the back room,
and curiosity is like really really like, let's see what's going on. That's
what's going on. That's what you're here for it, that's what because I'm
like, something has to be back the like there's way too many people just
they're just dugging back, going right past the fucking seats, So there has
to be something back there. There people going on work. It's always white
people going out, so it wasn't just white people though. So we finally
get up. I'm like, Bay, you're gonna go see and he was
like come on, so we go, and as always he always, you
know, he's the bigger one, so he leads us through. So we're
going and as we're walking through, it's like he's just like turning this shit
and I'm like, what's going on? And then it's like I'm like why
everybody, why everybody's shoulder moving like this. Niggas just sing and then just
watching this shit and they just beating their dig off, I'm like, oh
my god. So they're staying in this room. So I'm like something like,
well, I'm not bron No, they ain't just staying here beating.
They dick something. They gotta be seeing something. I'm short, so I
can't see. So we put it through the crowd. And I don't think
he's because the way he's looking at ship, he's not as short as me,
So he's not. He's making his way trying to get us through the
crowd. I don't think that he realizes so, so so we know,
so listen, So we make it. So we make them to meet the
final corner of the room and there is Yeah, so we see a lady
bent over in what is a gang bang right where what I know it's there.
So we see a white lady rent over and um participating in a gang
bang, right, so you know she got Dix in hand, Dixon face.
Why is the nigga that's fucking her in the fucking security guard that had
the door with us? The security guards back here getting pussy, I said,
I said, this nigga from the harden the door open the hold as
she's open, Blaska went, oh, here protect in the service. I
don't think. I think the thing that disturbed me the most was the fact
that like because because you okay, because you know how like the coochie is
here right, and you know, when Nigga's like trying to get ready,
like they do that little thing where they're like swiping it up and down before
they get it in there, they'd be like and then they put it in
and like so he was like doing that little flick thing and then went in
and he was like on this tippy toes a little bit. I mean,
that's big bitch. So did me the free so you know, he liked
trying to like trying to get his momentium. Shit. I don't like the
way Bro gave me eye contact me and tried to like get a little little
hip swing. And I was like, I said, we can go now.
And I didn't even get to this part of the story. That's part
you see how you no, but everybody can. I'm talking about my fucking
pink hair. So some people knew that I was going because I registered only
for the event. Um beyond felt like so for people that was like,
you know, it was coming up talking to me about my hair and ship
and then when I was leaving. Some nigga just yelled at the blew that
pink make it think and I was like, oh my god, Yeah,
I met a sex therapist there, and I think she was trying to like
recruiting ship. But you know, we don't do the I do light skin
the one, but not just paying the game bang. No. I mean
everybody seemed to be actually actually first tell us has he and then would all
right beat his ass. Again. That's a different that's a different level of
comfort and maturity. That just how you mean out around a bunch of other
yall mean see, and I guess I look at like there there are so
many there are so many situations where guys like to be naked around each other.
And I think not like paying attention because I always look at like niggas
that play sports and ship in the locker rooms. And that's one thing.
That's what that's a whole other thing. But but that's what I'm saying.
Watching You're not sitting here watching like, damn, bro, your balls,
hain't you kind of load today? Let's go, Let's go. What I'm
saying, I'm saying I'm sitting there watching you take your ship and flicking on
her clip like real clip before you put it in, like can't wait,
like no nigga, right, but that's what But I mean like, okay,
so when it's in the sense of like because he's you know what I'm
saying, no, hi, you come in with like you come in with
rules side here, no touching light hair, but don't make icons. It
was just it was this old, freaky lady in there, and and it's
crazy because I was like I honestly, I was like for her to be
Oh, her titties ain't as low as you would think that, and she
was old, like well, I don't know white people. She could have
been thirty, okay, so you you call a lot of people old complete
clarify No, I mean like sixty time, like we gotta stop saying oh
yeah, because he pushing fifty so he no. I mean like she was
probably like her and Maddie could have been drinking beers together like olderly she was
yes, okay, like actual, like like thinking one of the golden girls
up there, where their titties out there? You know he blanches forty nine
on that ship because I would have put it all on. You weren't even
fifty on Blanche would have got the work. But you gotta understand that the
age differently than they do. Because I was talking to a lady ons was
it Saturday, no Friday night up at um Saint Kay's, and she was
like, yeah, I'm forty three, And I looked at I'm like,
I'm forty two. Yeah, it's spoiled milksn it's yogurt, it's all girdle.
Well. One of our final encounters of the night was like we were
we were coming out right because well we didn't wanted the movie rooms and I
think that they thought that they was gonna get a free show. But you
know, me doing only fans, I'm like, man needs to pay for
it. But there was so many people outside the door listening. When we
opened the door, I wasn't disturbed by it was just funny. Oh he
did the elderly shout out, I funny how big the screen is? The
words were still small and he did that. But no, U take that.
Take that it's something now like the party, the party itself. The
party itself was like very very welcoming. Um hey, try showing her now
of all of those people there was only there was only one chick that I
saw it. I was like, okay, I liked them buns like it
was a black chick, of course, and I felt and her ass was
definitely real because she didn't handle titties. You know. It's it's where you
get both. It's usually the little best things. It's we're talking about.
We're not talking about anomalies here. Okay, we're not talking about one of
one you accorded by your so so what happened was she had because it's it
was a by would be event bring your own bottle for those I don't know,
bring your own buns. But but yeah, so we kept seeing like
all these white people and everything else. I was like, damn when the
niggas at especially because a lot of people had reached out to me like once
I rsp but I uh, but all of the black all of the black
people were hitting me up like hey, you know what time y'all coming down.
But so I'm thinking it's gonna be like a network of niggas, you
know what I'm saying of us. But it was only from eight o'clock to
one. We left at twelve thirty. What I'm saying, like, when
I did gallery ship the racist coming shifts, like there's the early shift of
old white white. Oh, there was a whole nigga that I thought came
with somebody. Right, we were sitting in the theater and I hear him
talking, be cool, like man, next time, I'm leaving the house
getting here at nine, So I'm thinking he's talking to somebody. I'm nobody's
sitting next to him that I'm like, he hain't got no AirPods or nothing.
What the fuck is Like? No, he was just talking. But
there were so and then he got to me like once he did notice though,
he like he's like, then we gotta He was like, I can't
see one more nigga beating because what's going on in here tonight? Because so
tonight is an indicator that you you frequent this establishment. But the funny part
is the funny part to me is you would think in that type of setting
the lighting would be more intimate. Bro. It's like Sherman Phoenix hallway through
that fucking place, right except for the place where the little night Like the
only places that are dark is the red room because it's obviously a red light,
the movie theater room, and like the little individual you know, rooms
or whatever. But the hallway this ship, it's like so bright, like
police district, right, So we are walking out this at this point,
we're we're headed out of the facility, depending out to the car. There
is um some think of carpeted bleachers, right, like you you know how
bleachers stairstep, like that's what people were sitting on. But it's carpeted and
we're walking out right and just playing this day under this bright ass light.
There's no porn on because it's the fucking hallway. People are just walking by.
You're just on the carpeted stairs, just going to town, going on.
Nothing is going on. Something like is he just stimulated by the stockings
he see going by? Maybe he got a fetish energy? Right? He
was, Oh yeah, But it was um this one lady, and I
think she kept trying to like, like I said, like recruit us,
but he wasn't going. And he was like the black chick that I told
y'all about. What the bums. She had a bottle of remy and this
nigga trying to talk to me and go being friends with her and shit,
so we can share a fucking remy because we left our bottle of no.
I said, first of all, she's with somebody, and then there's two
of us. It is like a fucking punk nigga. There's nothing no.
But I did talk to her like because she was standing up and then I'm
sudden she sat down. So I reached across the table and I told I
was like, I say, you can't sit down? Yeah, I say,
because then I ain't got nothing else to look at him here, I
say, you see the ship going on in here. So then she last
she stood up for a little bit, but then she went and got on
the pole. So I'm like, if it's one thing, oh you missed
that part I said on the stage. It was there's two strip of posts.
I know about the old bitch on the pole. Oh, I'm talking
about the bitch with the bums now. Yeah. But she gets up there
and I'm like, I said, I knew that she was a day.
I could tell, like by the way her hair was and just how her
body. She just she gives stripped. Not in a bad way because you
know that used to be my way like at one point, but she just
gave, like you know, So she goes up there like she's not spinning
or nothing, but she like twerking and doing a little shit and everything.
And then when she raised her arms like this to grab the poe, I'm
like, I look, I said, bad, I said, the hearing
her arms and nappier than yours, and he was like you ready to go.
It was like, because I don't even like because I know you.
You know you have to draw the line at arm here sometimes up, Oh
my god, really there, it is that disgusting. It's not disgusting because
it's natural to have body here. It's just for me being attracted to women.
I like clean, soft shave, just I love everything feminine about woman
because even even the studs that I found myself attracted to, like there's soft
studs, like it would I would you and then come here looking like wine
with a You know what I'm saying, you're not dealing with many fresh arn't
be hair. No, if you got a little couchie here, I'm not
okay. Yeah, yeah, I can dollarize pussy, but you cannot have
wolf busy end of yourn. I think if you have, if you have,
if you have, yeah, it's like harbor and must like right,
yeah, aggressive. I don't like man. His language is like really really
aggressive. You look like you just Harbor and some must with the hair.
I can't say you're haven from must with some hair on your must haven,
but if you have funny because so he goes off because he's trying to go
find something to drink like they because they had like juice. So so he
goes because I'm holding everything in my purse. Yes, I have a person,
ya know, I car about wallet, so I um so while I'm
I'm sitting there and he comes back and here like you know, they're only
taking cash. So and the midst of him like going off, we ended
up. What's up, nigga? That's who's here life week? So that's
where that is, yes, nigga. Okay, okay, Now no I've
been interacted with. I didn't getting mine all kind of shit. We'd be
laughing the same ship. So yeah, you know you're laughing. Yeah,
now I know who I'm laughing with. I met him in real life.
Oh we're talking about the the sex imporium that I went to on Saturday.
Niggas was getting rid. Niggas was getting real from So so we get separated
because I go to the bathroom and I come out and a guy asked me.
He's like, well, who are you looking for? And I was
like, light skinned, tall, buff dude, a lot of tattoos.
And he's like, uh oh, I ain't seen him, but I've seen
me. And before he could even finish his little weak ass line, he
popped up and no, I just grabbed his arm and walked off. And
I'm like, did this nigga have his hand in his pass? Like what
is? He don't know, because they tell you on the fucking on the
informational thing that consent is still like you can't and that's at any party you
go to, Like you can't just assume that because people are there that they're
interested in you was gonna get photo like a piece of pocket. Oh listen.
So when we were walking by, I don't know who yelled it,
but I laughed so hard because somebody was like that's uh fuck. But I'm
trying to think of how they worded it. I'm gonna tast some the ass
because I'm sorry, because that ship was funny. I really walked in with
his dick in his hand, literally, man, so many, so many
and then we didn't know it was gonna be that. Like, like I
said, with um and then with the people that were reaching out to me
like they were supposed to be coming, like with their girlfriends and stuff.
You didn't know. So just like, just like you didn't know about the
other situations where now bucking therapy every day. I didn't. I didn't.
You didn't know focus gonna suck. Nobody knew, Bro, I don't need
dude who did it knew he was gonna do it until he did it.
Actually, Bro said that walked past him when and there had to be a
little tanky Actually, actually it was not the only time. The only thing,
vinegar nah, the only time we smell anything like like I said,
they had like the movie rooms. We had walked into one and we had
to walk right back out because it smells like somebody left some meat sitting on
the counter. And I was like, yeah, like that, I'm like
that. And I said, I was like, so y'all knew that y'all
was coming to this event, and y'all didn't put a splash of water on
it. It probably was so um Bro said, that's booty hole. It
probably was. And here many years why you know what, the way that
spelled is disgusting. That's how serious. I was like, but no level
but that but that that's that's probably exactly what it was. And here's why
that hallway was lined with trans women. And we put something together and it
was like, you know what, we think that they were in their prostituting,
because that is the perfect way for you to go in and get a
private room and do a little transaction and shit, nobody know what you're doing.
Episode trans hyphen action. Put it hands home sexual transaction to another episode.
I don't even care what else you got to talk about. We in
the show right there. Tune in next week because the whole gotta got except
guard could we I don't even know if they got one. Gotta go.
We gotta get out of here. Not the septicon, you know what is
laughing from his court. No, but you know, for those who like,
if you missed it, like the beginning part of the story when I
said, like about the gang bang, like the security guard was the security
guard was jang bringing that smoke, hitting booty home, jang banging, dang
bang. Thank you, y'all, Come y'all, y'all tune in for this.
Every somebody was smelling like dogness, y'all, stay up late. I
was definitely upset because I'm like, okay, so I met a sex therapist
there, right, a license sex therapist. Why are you describing this party?
Anybody got clothes on? So how did you know that this? No,
people didn't have clothes on? We were talking about. She was saying
how she went to Amsterdam, was like like for their little conference and you
know whatever, but she was she was talking to me about like with the
trans women, and like how a lot of them, even though like they
you know, feel that way internally, they haven't had anyone actually showed them
how to be women. So they struggled with a lot of things. So
I mean like something as simple as like putting on pantyholes and you know,
stuff like that, So helping them kind of get through those things. And
hygiene as well too. Yeah. YouTube videos, Yeah, so I so
I just log on YouTube, so how to be a woman? So her
having everything else, so her having you know, this conversation with me,
I'm like, damn, you know, if nobody has showed a lot of
them how to be women, then I understand why. You know, she
didn't properly cross her legs, and you know, I saw the dice movie.
I saw the dice and I'm like, damn man, Like hey,
bro said more to cock. It's the one that though, brother, it
just smelled like it was don't like stink over there entertainment. No, but
like but like I'm saying, like the facility, like the facility was actually
clean, Like it didn't have like I said, it was just end up.
But when you look at the movie rooms, I'm like, how tiny
they are, like because dolls, because they're really designed for just one person
to be in there. And you know, watched a little Freaky shit and
get their pee wee hermit on but hot box on the phone. Yes,
they were hot boxing. So we found one that was cool. It was
I'm like, we found you know, so um Bay, that's not Bay.
I hadn't he had never had one. So I took a honeypack in
the play be on this trip because I had planned for some, so I
gave him a honeypack before we went. Listen, Oh y'all know that video
of James Brown when he getting up on the microphone and ship slow and sweaty
and looked like he about to pass out. That you shout out to the
honeypack. Shout out to the honeypacker like because don't get me wrong, like
one thing that we do not have is dull, boring sex. Okay,
like sessions are always on. But a honey, look that nigga on a
honeypack. You know how I always be like in the system, ain't no
telling, yelling and it's and it's so funny, honeypack. No, it's
honey. It's a little satural And what you do, what you do with
it, you're just take it and you just eat it. It's nasty,
No thank you. I mean you could put it on some mushrooms. Okay,
because when we said biscuit, I thought it was like like looking between
my I'm winning, but no um. So he took the honeypack. Me
I had UM, I had mushrooms and crown. Oh. So you know,
we was We was cool. We was vibe and everything was was was
nice. But everybody we was cool. It was cool. So we end
up going to uh after we left there, we end up going to um
like this little sports bar, and I told him, I said, did
you remember this place? He was like, yeah, that's why we came
here. I said, you don't remember everything about this place because as cool
as it was this is the place that gave me fucking that infection in my
intestines and almost killed me two years ago. So we didn't order food there.
I ordered um because we were staying at the Hilton out of connected like
to Ohare Airport. Nothing was door dashing there that lake. The sports bar
we were at was open until three am, so I had to order door
dash to bring it to me at the sports bar so that we can go
to the hotel. So what happened is I ordered this food. I tipped
my driver, you know, smooth eight bucks because I knew it was laden
you know, chicagn ship. So I see them, you know, going
around a thing, and I text them, like I communicated with them up
front. I said hey, on the order, I let them know.
I say hey, I said, we're inside Chasers, let me know,
you know when you're approaching, and I could come out and meet you in
the parking lot. So then it got to weird because some people from the
party had ended up in there and we was trying to leave before they spotted
this because it was a sex therapist and her fucking and her dude, and
I was this club said goddamn pink hair manuse came be incognito with this shit.
So so we leave even you know, they catch us at the door.
So he already know what type of time nay only he liked. I
was like, he's not feeling well, his allergies. We just goes.
You're like, oh no, I don't want to hold you up. So
we go and sit in the tesla and wait for you know them to come.
So after they pick up my food, I texted him and say hey,
I'm like, um, you know, it got kind of crowded in
there. We're sitting in a tesla like right at the front door of the
Comfort Sweets because it's it's adjacent to the sports bar. Now, at this
point, my door dasher could have called me and said, hey, you
know, I don't feel comfortable. Because I wasn't telling him to bring it
to the car. I was letting him know where I was so that when
he pulled in I could meet him. Um. So this nigga takes my
food to Chasers the sports bar and leaves it in the corner h the entrance
to the sports bar and then text me after the fact, Oh matter,
I'm gonna read it. This is karma for that one order that had you
out in Brookfield, which one the one where the person you had to call
and they said we can't bring it because it's not the right address. It's
karma for that one. No, it's not nice because they wanted me to
go from First and Piers, which is by Tech all the way to ninety
and then Blue Mount back down to twenty fourth of Michigan. This is totally
not the same thing I said as karma. I didn't say it was the
same thing. It's not karma. Yeah, you gotta bring real snacks.
What do you mean? All right? So this this is the message that
what I said, like, we're not on the same page. This is
when my door dasher sent me yaf He said, hey me me for safe
shut up. Hey mean for safety reasons. I don't deliver to people's cars.
I've had things happen on the job that we're a great misfortune. I
left your order on the corner of the entrance to Chasers from the right side.
Sorry about the inconvenience, and stay blessed now why because no so here,
But here's my problem. I text you. I text you and told
you this, like you know at this point, you could have called and
said, hey, is there anything you know anywhere else that we can do
this? Or I don't feel comfortable, can you whatever? Whatever? You
left my food and a crowded bar that I just told you that I was
no longer in, but a whole bunch of random people walking by. So
of course I had to report my fucking food. Not I didn't fucking get
it. Because I didn't. So you were in Chicago, I am like,
So I called him and I'm like, hey, I'm like, I
just got and a thing saying that my order was completed, but I don't
have it. I saw you driving around, but I don't have it.
I'm like, did you you know? He's like, oh, well,
I just sent you a message because I just dropped your food off. I
said, So you wouldn't go contact me beforehand before you drop my food off
to communicate with me. I'm like, I'm not saying that you're wrong for
having safety concerns. I said, I dashed myself, so I get it.
I said, but communication is key when you're a dasher. And I
know this because I'm an dasher myself. If there's ever a problem, I
call huh. Each other. That's what it's called. We dash, Yeah,
that's what it's called. So this motherfucker just leaves my food and the
fuck just here and just left it. So yeah, And I was already
pissed because we couldn't get anything delivered to the hostel and I had to pay
that's Milwaukee for your ass. I just made a post about that. Bush.
I had to pay fourty three dollars for twenty wings and then they were
drummings. Oh and I didn't get so I had to report that I didn't
get that shit. You know, flats. I ain't trying to mix it
for you, but they was mixed up. I'm just saying they went't with
whole wings. That's my point for a little you know, for that price.
Fuck yeah. So yeah, and Sunvibe was kind of off because he
was like with his nose and whatever the fuck was going on now he just
kept sniffling. And now see, I got got like that. But I
took emergency right away. I think what happened with me was Friday, I
decided to bleach um and dye my hair. I don't gotta bleach mine.
So mine is a very pretty brown. It ain't that dark You know that
I've been playing outside dark knee that ain't have my booty hoole. Look,
nigga, I'm saying, you know, niggas definitely got the eggs in my
booty hole. I haven't seen it. It's like looking at inside of your
elbow eggs booty hole. But no, Um. I decided to bleach and
dye my hair on Friday because I knew I was going back to my pink
wig and I hate when you you know, because my hair is brown.
I cut my blonde off when I cut my hair down again, so I
had to make sure that if it did get lifted up, you know,
to see peek under there. U um. But after doing that, I
saw that door dash was cracking, and I didn't let my hair dry.
I just threw on my Dida's hat and went right outside dashing at twelve thirty
am. There's an eggs of my asshole as a while. Yeah, man,
you got a little crust on it. You gotta go where you go.
Y'all know that I have told y'all several times that Motherfucker's on. Only
fans be dead ass wrong because they'd be posting them fucking promo videos with them
dry ass booty holes. Are you supposed to just spreads? That's what the
oil is for. And that's why you guys can get my banging body butters.
Go ahead, I need one, just my manga like oil I do,
so I have. Okay, So you know, here's the emotional So
you gotta you know, you're squeezing out and ship you and then you and
you have to go sideway. You go between one and then you go to
other and then you and then you double it and then you Yeah, it
was and it was like me because I'm me, I'll take it a step
further like I used like I always use the middle finger, just kind of
like, yeah, you got at this point, you're doing something nasty to
yourself. You should probably know I am moisturizing if you spend it three times
yourself. That's all I'm saying. See Tray said, that's exactly how you
do it. See you gotta know, man, you can't just be out
here with the ash as. You gotta go in there with the forearm,
chill out. You gotta chill out. You gotta go deal there with you
too bad. I'm sorry since the topic not at all I know I'm not
as as because you're going there with the forearm. You. Yeah, I
do feel like the risk kind of gets a little bit when the risk get
caught might make that little pop. You don't have to you don't have to
greeze your booties alone. Yea time. You know what I'm saying. Service
as oil service. You know what I'm saying. I got you asked oiland
service. There we go the ass oiland service. You need to leave.
Do you have a playlist? Okay, that's oil playlist? Oh? So
real quick, real quick, back to the party, real quick, because
I forgot to tell y'all about some of the outfits. So, yes,
I forgot to take you out about the outfits. So because the like,
the theme of the party was like a like sexy Fishnet or you know whatever?
Right next, so host, show through them Host, I'm sorry,
y'all get us started. I'm so over, y'all, Like I am over.
You know. The one thing that's gonna happen is niggas is gonna sna
you don't know fish net more day? Oh no, that's crazy, I
give you damn man is really the handsome ship? Excuse me? Yeah,
So the theme it was fish net very much. And when I went in,
I knew. I was like, damn, we really signed up for
some ship, because you expect for that theme, like you go walk in,
you go see the women walking around like the little sexy fishing and ship.
But now I went in and it was a guy in a full fish
net body stocking. He was in a full fish that body stocking with with
a like a flap over his dick and then he had like feathers around his
neck and sh wait, wait wait wa, whoa, whoa why he just
like bare? What do you? What? Did you really take my mask
too? Here? I hate you for why you got mothers out here?
The dick party is the glory. You have to marry him off the strip
that you have praumatized the long like you can't take no other person, You
can't take nobody else there, bro talking with you, No, I would
not watching. No Oh what if he was in a loving relationship? I
think he was. If I walked in there on some old like it was
not love relationship. Do you know this is worth fact? I believe it
is. I believe it is. You gotta be you know what, you
gotta have so much a partner. That's not fun. This is the wrong
kind of fun. Now, don't you don't take me to see if it's
some more accident ship and were there together. Definitely there's some accident ship and
we in there, I'm we're laughing out this motherfucker like and yeah, but
don't I might have been an accident, but the rest of this night is
not an accident. I don't know taking me to see some dicks. I
didn't take him to see dicks. We went to mingle with other couples.
And shit, we didn't know it was gonna be full of fucking lady boys
and shit like there was I you for the trainees. I don't just blame
you for being an abundant call them that lady lady boys. By no,
lady boys is a subgenre, you know how we talked about like there's layers
to it. There's actually lady boys. There's actually if you go like if
you have the sex toy with y'all know how sorry Tommy, but y'all know
how you know about sex chocolate here there are ones like that, what are
torsos? It has the dick, but it also has the titties on it,
So it's the same toy that I had, but it got titties on
it and it's called the Lady Boy. Nobody I don't have it. That's
what they deny. I was in the Egypt. I mean you was in
love. I'm not in love. I'll stopped telling her this. We've been
having this conversation for years. I am not in loved. So okay,
so help me to understand this confusion right here, Hey, bros, that
that Honeypack series and is ain't never the can't say so trans a transsexual?
Not have your hand like there though? Can you like moving because it's like,
right, it's like you're touching me. I don't. I don't like
that. It's I'm so transsexual. Remember he was doing that all he was
like, he was like, we can't take them to nowhere. So you
have a transsexual who is a man basically has the man body parts? Is
a man body parts? Who is a part? Right? Who is but
has woman upper parts? That's that's the trans part. Check with ill say,
okay, so it's a man with tips. Those are the ones.
So I got that's I think that's what made me discover the like of all
the time I was like thinking bisexual. I was like, I gotta be
pan sexual because just be fine on Twitter because they like because they read,
they'd be real pretty. And they got these big old titties and then all
of a sudden they panned down and just this big, old, giant,
huge mushroom dick, and I'd be like, you know what, I'm not
mad at it. There's no because it's the because I like both. So
it's like the best of both worlds for me. Only guys with tits.
That's how you look at that. So are they stimulated? No such thing.
If you gotta dick, you're a dude, why are you in here
yelling? So if you? If you, if you, that's that's what
stimulates you. That the ship that stimulates you dick because you a man.
Right, I'm sorry, where you we gotta go back to the original question.
I'm still trying to figure this out. I'm actually breaking it down into
a segment. So I'm it's a man who's got titties, right, But
they was there stroking their dick like, yeah, like a nigga, but
they got titties. Yes, okay, every week week here? What the
fuck are we doing? I'm just trying to figure out, like, this
is the most breakdown I've ever had. I never really thought about. Okay,
so Mario brought up he said, there are straight trans people, but
I have zero idea how that works. And that is something that I like,
like try to tell people they confuse sexual orientation with the gender identity.
They are not the same thing. That's how you were able to see in
situations where there are couples where there's a trans man and a trans woman who
are together. So if you don't know, like just by looking at them,
you would think like, oh, it's a typical straight couple relationship.
Yeah, because they was you know, like, damn, you know what,
I'm really not sure what's up. She's like, you know what I've
been saying. I feel like I want as soon as to be the nigga
in this relationship changing places you really like a bitch? Who I mean if
that If that's the case, If that's the case, I feel like I've
been in a lot of straight trans relationships because I was definitely wearing the past.
I think I think I should show you how to really use your own
pictures because you don't know what you're doing. You hear people. I don't
know. Every time I think I know the community, they ask something else,
shout. That's what one of the one of the old school niggas was
in there talking about like one of the old school white dudes because because he's
because he still uses transvestite. And she was and and the and the sex
therapis was like, you know that was the serda in the room. She
was like no, and that's he was like. Look, he was like,
this was before the fucking YouTube and the internet and Google and all the
ship transvestite. It kept going with a story like because you can you can
tell like when they are coming, like, bro, I'm not gonna learn
all this new ship because I'm gonna die soon anyway, I don't give a
fuck about all that ship because oh nigga, right, he was like it
was transvestites. He was like, it wasn't none of that changing ship.
It was dudes and they was just dressed like women. Facts. So exactly
found out your boss was a cross dress Yeah, but it was it was
just it was just holiday heart. My boss might be one I don't know
yet. That's what I see. That's my point, Mario said. Our
hobo sexuals and trans relationships. That's why I just said, I feel like
I've been in straight trans relationships. If that's okay. Waits yo, Mario,
you fucking niggas up right now. Don't say shit like that. Who
sexual get in a relationship because they homeless? And then he called them trans?
I mean I said that any relationship because they yeah, stay somewhere,
touch touch, I mean, why do you contribute to a situation like that?
Anything you can sexually so that you can have a place to stay.
You can vacuum the front room. Yo. You you're cooking fucking for a
place to stay. You can never have a bad night. There are you
can never have a bad night. It's niggas out there laying a thousand percentage.
Dick Likes said, I just learned about pegging this year. Never knew
it was a thing. Oh, post that message I got? Speaking of
post the message I sent to the group chat. Are you able to scribble?
They use your name out? I can't, but I don't feel like
doing all that, Okay, So I kind of message the same the same
website. Uh it was what yep? So oh discriminated it's the family group
chat. Yeah, so there is a web site, Like I don't know,
I don't know how long you've been here to know if you heard like
the beginning of the story. But there's a website. It's called fat life,
um, and that's it. It's it's a freak community. You know
what I'm saying. It's yeah, just like whind them. They got their
wrestling chat and everything else. So it's a freak community, you know what
I'm saying. Like, it's for like minded individuals that freak freak. It's
freaks. It's for individuals like myself, you know, like mine, Individuals
like myself that are not into traditional sexual shit, like we go outside,
we ain't fuckingia. No. No. The reason why I asked that is
because nowadays, what you guys can say, non traditional are becoming traditional.
Hey you know what. Speaking of which, the reason because I was like,
god damn, why, Like my fucking discount wasn't working. No one
under all the fucking hotel rooms was booked down there, so they were shooting
the rooms up to like three hundred plus. We're driving down by fucking all
State, like in the convention center, and shit, it's a fucking anime
fest. So it's a bunch of motherfuckers with tails and just like Mario and
fucking a bunch of a group of furies and shit, No, it was
something. It was an actual anima like that. How do Mario said?
I was at this bar and the owner kept saying training and I was too
drunk to explain it to her. My lesbian fan was with me, and
I got a whole lecture after Oh why didn't they lecture at that time?
Say you're doing bad if you need that honeyback? No, and I and
no, and I actually and I had to explain that to him because he
doesn't need but I want to sometimes we want to fucking enhancement. I don't
need a lot of shit, but I still do it because it's fun and
I like the fucking experience. It's a lot if it's anything that motherfucker's no,
I don't need him. See, And this be the problem. Y'all
make people feel like they can't or sh you didn't do things because y'all have
like a one track mind when it comes to shit sexually, you feel like,
oh, but it's also that ego though too. But it's also ego
though too. I do it because because to be able to fuck for elongated
amount of time up you start see Danny said, nothing wrong with an enhancement.
If you start, you start finding, you start finding shout like hey,
I just find the spot up hey, because that it is, this
micro rule will have you going down and what men and women can take it?
Yeah, I hit about that all the time. But I also heard
it makes you fertile, So I don't take it. You got, I'll
put in my smoothie. Sometimes I put yeah, But I actually the best
the best sex is fucking not to come for a nigga, like to fuck
without like thinking about coming, like, hey, I'm just about the fuck,
like and it's that is the greatest event, right, But I don't
know. I don't know any guy who I don't know any guy who has
taken the honey pack that said that they needed the honeypack. They do that
shit just because like you know, and so one thing about him and I
don't know. It's just like, uh, because I've known a couple of
guys like this, But how do y'all feel like y'all performances after a night
like of like like drinking drinking, I'm terrible, okay, awful, So
I'm not even going to say performance, I will say, how does your
dick function? Like, do you it's unpredictable? Okay? Now do you
say it doesn't work because you kept fucking and couldn't get a nut off?
Or is it not getting up? Okay? That is something that I'm used
to happening with, like when they're drinking a lot, like they can go,
but they can't. They can't climax, so then you get this big
fucking load the next morning because they rolling over like hey man, and then
you know, and then that's how you end up working with kids and ship
because you got that morning up. But that is something that is I don't
feel like it was out of the ordinary because I've had a lot of guys
that were like that, like it didn't affect their performance. It's different because
you consciously performing drunk, you still you are inhibited by some shit because you
don't you're not all the way there. You just fucking fucking you don't really
know what the fuck doing. Because I feel like they're like like because we
hear that, we hear the term heney dick a lot, right, but
it's like it depends because sometimes and just feel like heney is like just like
they just going, going, going, But then other times it's like it's
kind of like, you know, when they're doing that memory we said,
they'd be flipping it against the pussy and ship, trying to get it to
get up, knocking on, looking for the rain can and missing. Clearly,
um Tiana, these motherfuckers be needing that ship. Well, a lot
of them beyond like them drugs, heavy shit, all that perks and lean
and shit. I can't imagine that they helps their penis at all. No.
I told Tommy that that Timmy beyond this freak shit. But it's like
I look at him like a sophisticated slut, that sophisticated freak. It's like
he had just just his glasses, like oh yes, suck that fellas that
lady, Lets me remove those panties off your ass. Now you know you
save buttocks and not ass. Lift your butt tuck so I can pull the
panties for underneath them. Use words like man, I should perform falacio on
your on your vagina. Next, tell remove undergarments, undergarments, Please remove
your pantaloons. Can you please lift up your butts remove your pantaloons so I
can't get please, please please unch your back, uncher back. I would
like to bove you right now. Flip that ass over, flip th ass
when when you really get thirty color? Winch hand me winch. Hey,
somebody out there wanted to hear all this, all this old English. I'm
calling a bit of Jeb Harlett. Get down to your knees while I just
rolled my branches, breches this roll but you know, kni, just roll
my breches and you shall perform for a show on my penis. Do you
say, how does that like it? That witchy name? What is my
surname? Dick a lot? Oh freaky twner speaking of the freaks the building.
Happy Gemini season for you, he screen. This is a thing is
coming. Because heavy Days bars closed on Sunday, we got to bring our
own ship in Patrise. Thank you. This is what we on. We
on five percent here, we got eight drink. We gotta drink. Actually,
but you know after you you know, went to pee and never return.
That's all you need. Speaking of Patrese. Now where you went.
July eighth is can beats Day? Here at the Sherman Phoenix. July eighth
is can beat Day? Please come to the Sherman Phoenix from seven until and
you will experience a fiftieth birthday of me and fifty years of hip hop.
Hush, fifty years of hip hop. But when you come, you must
come, and you must dress in the era of hip hop that represents your
time of its peak. I say, you're dressing in the sixties. Pop
was not there even alive, alive. I got I got my outfit already
from my error. It's my error because I believe, I believe in the
five Well got his outfit. He bought in here already five one matching.
So come through, come through and celebrate what come the heavy days far,
because we're gonna have they breathe the bout bra. See, you never owned
the track suit to understand how soft it feels on the skin. My god,
Oh wait, wait, wait then I'll tell you DJ New Styles is
the DJ. DJ New Styles is the DJ niggas want to wear. The
Lord Jongers was on the NINETI it's hip hop nigga. I'll started out in
the park two niggas with sweaty balls, So that's what they did. They
were what it used to be selling. I want somebody to come with some
cross colors ship if you can, if you got some cross colors ship,
if you got some uh bamboo earrings. You know what I'm saying. The
asymmetrical haircut like box right, the box braids you got ship, you got
the hey, oh if I cool, if my hair is tall enough to
combing down, give me the cormones. I'm wearing her ship. I got
the dukey rope. You got the you got the dukey rope you can wear.
I'm coming in rings like I'm broke, baby right, don't have me
find me a boom box nigga fifty years a pop. Y'all y'all not ready,
y'all, y're not read. I'm not disappearing. I'm gonna be there.
I might be on the floe. I'm not disappearing. I might be
on the floe. But breakdance, Hey, breakdance is gonna be that I
got cardboard. I was like, Cabot, cabo bring cardboard. We got
we got we It's gonna be hip hop. You're gonna have some bang for
about tomorrow. No, I'm gonna worry about the next day. I'm coming
and I'm gonna have like I'm gonna have a string that y'all can't see,
like attached to a broom so I can do my little shit. Oh,
you're about to shut it down one because you if you come because you don't
do shit, don't too. If you bring a broom with some damn strings,
you do the turbo shit. Hey, I have to Actually I had
the audition and actually interview the DJ. Hey, this is this is what
I need. And he was like, I got you fair and he scratch.
He's scratching, DJ. He overalls with the right strap now and that
was my ship with air brush tee shirts. Hey, hey, not the
gummy soul not not popular by nobody didn't play I think play was nah?
I think better kid. Kid had better bars. But and then that's like
the world shortest, world's shortest midget. Nobody's really debating this in real life.
But I'm sorry. A small person, Yes, a little person I
politically incorrect. Major is no longer acceptable. They are little people. What's
what they want? You know? I want to be called little people?
Yeah, and I get the people what they want? Was a beast?
He was? He play had to nah? Yeah, Yeah, I was
listen. I've been I listened to like three of the songs in a row.
Kid was bringing the heat and that yes he was. Kid was a
lyricist. He was killing shit overall. Used to have that thing, think,
yeah, that's what I might do some uh yeah, Keisha, she
come up here and and bring the spring. It depends on what the temperature.
Some crazy right. Why why am I looking like this? I don't
because of the cameras right there. So that's why just swing between me,
me and one it swing. Don't do this, Okay. I don't need
to them though. Okay, So we're talking about you know, like you
can't call trans people training, you can't call you know, little people.
The trial size fun size of people. Fun size is me when I'm getting
tossed up. So we gonna call them trial side where you give travel size.
So tiz like, so what do we call like not a pockets?
So are we really supposed to call him handy capable? I don't feel like
where do we go hand capable? No, because I'm trying to figure out,
like, you know, because I have a video and that was a
nice transition transition. Can you can you play that video please? It is
the one you look like videos in the world from this angle you look like
every like everything is every power source in the world, Like I'm scared,
but everything he focus focus in on Vietnam. What what I do? Porch
you send me swam the little person. I just got the sneaking dude because
I won't ever hear the end of it. Why a lot of people actually
they fetishize him, So I don't know if that's about it. We definitely
wanted a little people. I wish I had like a toe cam right here,
I see you. I see my favorite manicure I mean a pedicure person
is back. Yeah, she does, like because even though she does it
at her house, like she got the chair and everything, said like she's
very, very very professional. She asked. She was like she wants to
do marble so out I but I love her because she is so like she's
thorough and she does steps that they don't even do in the fucking shot because
so she takes her time and you know, she is my She's my favorite.
If you've ever seen t Neil in the comments, that's her sister.
This is why I'm wondering, like if this is one of those situations where
we will call you know them handy capable go ahead tone. I can't hear
an audio. I don't close it. I'm I'll just knock. How are
you playing? Ding do? Why are you allowed? You know this ding
dong scramble? Dislike all of those. I dislike every last one of you
at all. I cannot laugh at this because that's just horrible, because I
open and just watching this, not the scram with the side straight. Lord
help us all. I refuse to dog scoop. Look like the world the
ready time I refused to laugh at this. Little nigga is out here playing
ding dong. Gain she is not a saint. Okay, I hate I
hate Tommy. I want y'all notice righting got mocker scurrying away from the crime.
I hate Tommy. I hate tom We gotta we gotta request to play
it again. Then so he scrambled like twenty feet and then got in his
getaway videos. Yet she ain't sit because why she ain't up there? Look
she already walking. He can't get no head start three four? I hate
that you counted right now, that's why you you're take What the fuck is
that? The ring doorbell still got the angle all the way down the How
does he go? Pedal one How does he go pedal running back? I
thought he was pedal one? How hen pedal? What is that? You
couldn't even funny rotated to get it off the fucking ground? And you think
he feeling to do a fool fucking He's like, I feel like he's like,
Okay, have you ever rolled a bike and you like freestylet it and
you let your legs go out to the side and then you try to bring
them back and catch the back of your ankle. I feel like, can
we try the pedal? That one dead leg was gonna get caught on the
back pedal? I cannot stand you. I feel like he his body frame,
but he's supposed to be taller. No, we gotta go through the
top. Maybe look behind you, just look up, see, I said.
When four is brace running, Mario said, y'all are going to hell.
I'm not that's a lie. I didn't do it. I'll save you
to see, buddy. I just thought he there's no fucking way. You
thought he was paddled, but you know he wouldn't go up. What's what
his feet? He just said, not damn dune. Give me a minute.
H E L L is hot and I'm going at least you at least
you ain't in denial reading you know it? Bro, are y'all cutting the
fuck up out? You're playing on people carbails, I say, Mario,
sayd he crip walked to his chair though you was supposed to have that set
up already. He did exactly. So if you were gonna do that,
don't you think he should Don't you think he should have pulled up with the
selling miss into the door. Yeah, and then he didn't have to walk
all the way across there. He could have got off, run it and
then pull right off. You could on the driveway if you came. You
got it. You got the motion sensor alert as soon as he stepped in
the grass. So I watched you drag that damn ass foot to my doorstep.
Then I heard you and this little half of who just left you out
to drive. She's not even a real friend. She put you up right,
Patrica, Why was it so far? Because if I look at this
and I'm like, oh, you know, he's probably selling some cookies or
something like, you know, whatever little helmin he got trying to the fact
hot buyshit bobbly bobbly. Hey, hey, all that man was Timmy,
the nigga could have opened the door and walked to catch the ship. He
was, man, look that little motherfucker he bad too. You don't get
no sympathy. He knew what he was doing. Can't you imagine being like
me? And that was my kid, And this is the video evidence that
shop at this, I'm like, now you know, goddamn well, like
now you don't suck up to make a wash stuff and everything. I'm like,
no, now, let's see you. I'll run his ass. I
need to be at the foot of the porch and he falls like the duke's
a hacks or he did it. He hopped in like this. Nigga really
tried to scoop, didn't boot it. No, it's terrible. See everybody
got the same question. Why was this so far away? He had the
position to and Nigga did the little foot long foot walk from Dachapelle as reading
what you do? Because I called him to make a wish, Kid that
that was part of make a wish. That want to play ding on my
last I want to play ding dong we we we all the way. This
is why streamed dark like he was in the hospital. He's whooping his ass
a video game. This is why because they like what they I'm like,
hey, y'all said, y'a don't want to be treated different. Get them
mocks a day pass and they play. Give me. I want to see
the video of old girl. Where's she do? Where's she going? She
went home? She had done hit the switch, like, Bro, ain't
having a turbot mot or nothing? Is it? Man? You gotta charged
up because I definitely saw power wheels go faster than that. Y'all remember power
wheels? Yeah, get motherfuckers used to be little. Actually they're getting better.
I can't afford them now they got mayback since she did ain't got on
top of that crazy He did the heel talk at he were like a sixteen
a docy dode to that damn shit. Brady said, Oh I had to
catch the replay. Oh like rabbit, you missed the video tone just play
Charlie Brown Mario say he got that mobility to device. Now you're bullshit taking
this battery for that's his punishment. Bro, you're taking this battery. Why
you merge your front as a handy sad tone? You gotta okay, you
gotta play one time. You gotta play up one my time. No,
you gotta play. He put himself in this position. All you need is
like a cat over there, like doctor claw. You're running like you gotta
take a ship. That's the run you got, that's the run you do.
You gotta do? Hey, why the sidebody saying we like it?
Should have definitely got live. He's definitely far. She could have. She
could have been at a push him or something. She's like, I'm out.
That probably wasn't sued to be doing her house. You said he didn't
even hear the corner. We could see him go straight down the whole block.
I just think I was like planning to be down here on this ship,
right we talking about that. It's too cute. I hate her.
Where was you at somewhere being whipped? Oh my, she has somebody giving
a last Have y'all heard of a movie called ugg Booker. I don't want
to waste your time. I forgot to send that video of the tone because
I just thought about the clip that was on my page, so I thought
it. I guess um it was supposed to be like I thought that it
was supposed to be like a skit, but Mante found it and it's a
real movie. So what happened. So what happens is this black guy is
in a gas station like a convenience store. They are some white guys coming
in to rob the convenience store. They end up shooting and killing the clerk,
which is a white guy. So when the cops come in, the
black guys there and he's like, look, I'm glad y'all here he you
know, we need assistance whatever, and they like, you know, he's
a nigga, and they're like, you know the state, you know,
with your hands whatever. He like getting up, like they shoot and kill
him. So his girlfriend is like looking at a picture and like crying,
like I know you was innocent, you know you didn't do it. And
then all of a sudden, this little African dial it's it's like a little
claymation that it comes out of nowhere. Yes, it is very much given
Teals from the Hood Shaka Zulu version. But he comes back to exact his
revenge on the cops that murder him. But he can't like talk, so
he'd just been making these little sounds and shit like if you go on my
page, I shared the U I share the clips of the video. But
Monte confirmed that it is a real fucking movie. You got to see the
preview though, bro, because the first movie for movie time with Friends.
Because why why is it called Uga Booger? I don't know, Mario said,
Karen Black movie it's on to bus and I don't know. I don't.
I have no idea. What care about we gotta do a two movie,
you know, speaking of to be I hate how Sleepers gets treated like
it's a two by movie. Sleepers is an underrated fucking classic and it is
on HBO. Max, Brad Pitt, Kevin Bacon, that's motherfucker's awesome.
Yes, And I feel like not enough people know, Oh, that's when
they went to that boys school and then they grew up and got back at
the motherfucker's who was sucking with him? That shit was awesome. Yeah,
Robert de Niro, he's a priest in there, but he's still bought that
mess. But yeah, Brad Pitt, Kevin Bacon, um that that's a
dope at like that is literally in my top three favorite fucking movies. And
I feel like a lot of people don't really know about that movie. They
treated like it's under the you know, yeah, if you haven't seen Sleepers.
You gotta watch it. I think it's like two hours, but trust
me, it is worth it. It is really good. Irony of that,
it's actually really a sleeper, real a movie. And shit, you
watch that ship you liked? Sleepers is a gym. It was a good
movie. Underrated old movie for sure. Yeah it. Mario said to Be
has a ton of good B movies and older stuff. To be Originals are
asked, but they have good movies. Actually, you know what to be
movies, the Originals. They actually have a decent storyline. It's just the
it's just the execution. Execution of it is actually bad. Like I've seen
some show like, oh, this is actually good. I watched the one
to see what's happening. But this is the motherfucker's doing the shit. It's
like, I think we should who's that. I think we should pitch our.
I think we should see where we can come up, come up with
Harvey was in a something with the Circumstances movies. Oh, I haven't seen
any circumstance movie. We could do a twob movie about struggling podcast gets in
the porn and ship, right, we can literally actually yeah, we can
split screen this we playing, and we can be right here talking about it
right here. Tone, Can I put a movie on right now? Movie
into stream yards, Yes, that's what I'm saying. We're gonna do movie
time. I thought I said we couldn't do that because a copyright. No,
we just way you gotta do it. What we would do is we
would sitting there. We're sitting out the guest list of those who could watch
with us. So it's an exclusive thing. You have ten people in the
list with us to watch as if we just we don't have to. I
mean, if you want, we can get on YouTube. Actually, Accord
Mario said, Sleepers is when I discover how much I like Brad Pitt's acting
like that. That movie is fucking amazing, man, and I never get
tired of watching it, Like whenever it's on, I'm watching. What's the
movie Brad Pitt was in with Morgan Freeman The Monkeys Twelve Monkeys? Yeah,
that was colding that. I'm not ever watched that one. Yeah, he's
he's he's for real. I just remember seven. Yeah, that's what it
is. Seven seven. What's what's twelve monkeys? Twelve Monkeys is with Bruce
Willis okay, my bad. Basically it is the COVID movie Got You.
Yeah. Seven, Yeah, it's seven to seventh Dedaily seven deadly scenes.
Yeah that was that was Mario said before Sleepers. I thought I could never
hate Kevin Bacon in the movie. He was raping the shit out those kids.
Kevin Bacon can be hated very easy, but that means that he was
doing a motherfucking great job. Actually, no, Kevin Baker was terrible.
When uh uh what's the movie? Um with Sammy Jackson? Is it missis?
What is it? Missing? Buron Mississippi? No, not Mississippi Burning,
Not Mississippi burnman? Um shit, damn right? Will and I do
it again? And to kill him Mike and Burg? No, not to
kill him. A time to kill, A time to kill. Yeah,
that's what I'm sorry. Yeah, Kevin Bake was the racist motherfucker, wasn't
or is that? No? Was that Keeper? That was Keeper selling?
That was Keeper selling wrong? No? All cool shit. He was on
uh um sway in the morning talking about that ship. I said he was
hated for that ship. My favorite actor ever. I can't get it past
Denzel being like a cold motherfucker because when he did training day. I hated
that nigga. I hated that motherfucker. I was like cold because I hate
him and I love I love him as an actor, Like I hated he
is not Laurence fishburth Man. We hated that Nigga as Ike Turner. Yeah,
years, yeah, that's true. Years. Jack Nicholson is actually amazing.
He is too. Jack Nicholson is amazing. When I see Wolf,
yeah, yeah, a joker, second joker, my bad. Oh he's
in a few good Men too. I suppot about coming back movies. Yeah,
Kevin Bacon is the ship. You know who are a few good Men
Cuba that I like that movie. When when this leg got sucked up,
I was like, that's not actually that motherucker starts at it because Jack Nicholson
there, right, that's you can't handle the truth. And yeah, you
know what, you're right, that is right. And I used to play
seven degrees of Kevin Bacon back in the day. I really have to stop
with this nervous ship. Hey, Mario is that the guy if you if
your Facebook press of Mario, he pull up all kinds of movies that he's
just like, no, that's wrong, bro, I'm looking at how does
Kevin Cosmic keep getting worked though, because he's a great actor. He just
he just had long ass movies before Marvel. What does some that you you
go back and watching Kevin Costle, I watched The Bodyguard, It won't feel
long because you watched Marvel movies. Okay, So what are y'all some like
some of your favorite movies that are like older that you don't really hear people
talking about. Half explains a lot. That's where we went. That's my
ship though, the fact because when I heard the story of how that ship
was written Reservoir Dogs, it makes sense. Yes, yeah, because because
how I feel about Sleepers. Like another another movie that I really like.
Yeah, I haven't gotten through heat all the way. Yeah, I like,
what's the movie where they kidnapped to dude? Because it's Brothers after Dog
that's my ship but that movie so sad. But the fact that it's a
true story fucked me up like that because because that is on HBO Max two
and I was like, that's such a good ship on his floor, bro.
The movie I watched over and over and over and everybody has their own
opinion is The Godfather and Godfather too. Those are my favorite times I've never
seen any of the guy Father movies. Godfather one and Goda the two greatest
movies ever made ever. So when you get a soldier story, when that
story of Godfather, that's that's I think that's that's bro movie usual suspects.
I've never seen that. There's a lot of older movies that I never because
I wasn't really into a lot of stuff. Back there, we start praising
Scarface. Scarface was terrible. That movie is bad. I mean it definitely
could have been a two movie. Yeah, wah, I'm like, this
is bad our career. Albucino was cold though. What's the one where he
blind sent of a woman? Yeah? That movie is a street Smart?
Is the ship Morgan Freeman plays the pimp? Is that the wom when he
slept that white lady Swift? This is that the clip? Is that what
that's from? He smacked the ship out of her so fast, and I
damn and this fucking whole noe Hey like she got slapt by God because we
are Margaret Freeman is a black cop. Everybody was back movies back because because
who else is gonna narrate life but Morgan fucking Freeman. Yeah, James r.
John, Is it is? It? Is it? Uh? Is
it in Boston? Oh? Uh? It had everybody. Oh it's Matt
Damon, Uh, Robert de Niro, yeah, police officers. Yeah,
and one of it was a dirty cop. Yeah you're talking about Um wait,
what happened was the Departed? Departed? That's my movie Departed, and
and Donny Roscoe. Yeah that that clip is on Uh, it's on social
media because that's how I knew we was talking about Tim hilarious. Can't picture
Morgan Freeman as a pimp. I couldn't picture Keiki Palmer as a pimp,
but it happens. Hey, Morgan Freeman was on the Electric Company, like
teaching us about letters and so with Bill Cosby. Yeah you zee. He
had a little pin that made noise when he rode on the wall with it.
Yes, where was the noise he should have been making? People who
dropping in their drink? You know what? Um? You know another movie
that I really liked, like because it kept me like, actually it's two
of them. Um, has anybody seen Identity? No? Identity was a
really good movie to me because I wasn't expecting, you know, like the
twist at the end, like how that went I like Identity, and I
actually like Mine Hunters because it got one favorite person in there where Hunters.
Yes, it is. We talked about this all time. You talked about
him all the time though, because I like to express I hate bro but
actually mine Hunters and Identity. It was not bad. It definitely is a
force. It's and that Motherer. Make sure he survived a horror movie,
don't it in my contract? This bald black man, deepest blues, my
hat is like a Sharks fan. But don't forget the force. But that
goes back to his Sarks fan, his famous Sarks fan Lyne. But he
shouldn't have did that again. Somebody looked up the cast the Mobsters though it
was star Steady, and it completely went under the radar. But you know,
sometimes when movies got too many good actors, they really don't be all
that great. I was about to say where it's like throw a bunch of
them, and it's like, Okay, y'all spent all the budget paying the
actors, and y'all didn't have nothing left for the plot. That's how super
Movi, that's how superhero movies used to be. That's why everybody cast and
I really starts to Tyler Tyler Perry like a bad basketball to When he do
his movies, he go get like not the moment, like Angela Bassett and
all right, that's the biggest star in this my fucking movie. Yeah see,
you know we gotta pay Angela. So the rest of you be list
three to one contact celebrity as niggas. I feel like that conditions you niggas
to get high. Mobster has had Christians later, Anthony Quinn, Yeah,
I got about Christians later. Richard greg christ him him, costUS mandoler O,
the eighties, John Carpet and movies are good. Really, that means
the right neat hard a heap. Don't discredit John. I can watch They
Live every day. R I p Roddy Piper shout out. They Live is
a classic. I came here to kick ass and I'm all out of I
hate the fight. I've never seen them. You gotta you gotta watch it.
I've never seen a guyfather, I said, I've never seen Scarface.
Scarface and Godfather are not the same. It is only because Alpaccino was the
same. No, Well, I'm just saying, like a lot of like
the people who watch them, the movies that people are like really into that
time, like you know, but in the same category, like I put
Scarface as its own star father good Fellows one Academy Award. I've never watched
this, but for those who've seen it, because I saw good stuff about
it, but I've never seen it. Like Interview with the Vampire, that
is a beautiful movie. I hear good stuff about that, but I just
I've never watched it, watched the show watch it. Scarface was the white
version of I'm bounder. You you probably playing a Cuban motherfucker. I'll played
a Cuban motherfucker in uh Scarface? Then he played the Puerto Rican motherfucker?
And what's the other one? Oh? Speaking of plants? So John I
really like Blow? Oh Blow? Yeah? Blow was the only that Blow
was the movie. I realized Johnny Depp plays the same person and everything a
lot of actors. I like that because Johnny Depp wasn't departed, wasn't he?
No? No? That was that was It was Mark Waver Johnny Depp
one like, Johnny Depp is all over the place, but Johnny Depp is
the same person and everything he does. I can't see that now if you
were to say that about the Rock. Yes, oh that's that. Nigga
is just a buff nigga trying to save some shit the Washington like that.
He plays himself and all the movie movie plays himself, you know how,
Like Leo dood DiCaprio tries to be the character, but no matter what,
we only see Leo. That's how it is with with Johnny Depp, He's
the same person. Leo actually becomes a character though, like he became that
racist motherfucker and that he did that one and then was the one where he
actually finally went Tarantina was back there for clapping it up, wasn't he.
Samuel Jackson sail Samuel Jackson. Yeah, Hotel Rwanda is actually a really good
movie. Yeah, that's what made me start waking. I've never watched thinking
of Hotel Romanda. That made me think. I think a movie that I
watched, Sugar Lit one. I've never watched that, but a movie that
I've watched every time I came on. And I'm so sad because it's like,
how have I watched this movie so many times? But I can't remember
the plot of it. Bruce Willis Tears of the Sun or whatever, watch
that shot? And then he was then he was country kids, like the
fuck do you do that? For? Gun? Went off? I don't
know what that actually saved John Travolta's career. They should have did more movies
together. What I got to see jog like mad TV and I'm like,
hey, let's Murray. Yeah, you should have a spin off. They
should have a spin off where it's just them. He said, what does
mister Marcella's look like? I don't know, does he look like a bitch?
I have the white fiction as an adult, because as a kid,
I was like, wait a minute, I thought dog got shot on the
toilet? How is he around? You know, like you got back and
forth. All this should happen in one day. Jo so much cocaine,
Like, why are you out here doing cocaine with this white bitch? You
don't even know her? Like that? Do you know that movie is How
We Got Killed Bill? I see that. Yeah, they were literally writing
Killed Bill on the set while doing that movie. I want to go to
that restaurant in real life if I want that restaurant to be Boogie Nights a
great movie. Yep. So Danny and Mario agree that don Cheeto is a
lesson before Diane plan Tree Tree Tree, Tree, Tree Tree, Mario agrees
on a hotel Rwanda. Yeah, Boogie Nights was was a sleeper and it's
based on a true story. Yeah, ye, it really helps you look
at I don't know if I can do this, say she has to check
out the White Man can't jumpry Ma. I'm definitely that was gonna be visually
our watched with Friends movie. But everybody who's seen it that I never seen
it, they all said it's it's boring, this dry it. So I
said, we'll just gonna get a bad black movie like I originally intended.
I've never watched myself. A lot of people have, and that's why I
was. I was doing a lot of the black love stories that people have
been into. I've never seen. I've never watched The Best Man. I've
never watched Love Jones. What the fuck else was it? I don't remember
remember I watched Best Man too, because when I bought the house and I
had at and tu Verse, that motherfucker came on all the time and I
saw motherfucker scrapping and I'm like, okay, what's this? And then I
realized based off of the people that I was like, Oh, this gotta
be best man because I noticed the cast. But so I've never watched that.
I never seen Jason's Jason's lyric. I've watched a million times, h
and everything, but it was something else. It was more than just uh,
love Jones the Wood. I watched the Wood. I've definitely seen the
Wood. I've seen loving Basketball more times than I care to admit, because
now that's not in high school. It's like that why you added to the
bad? White said so bad on a levels like in in actuality, she
really should have kicked dog in his knees, said fuck him and went the
house right like she should have been like, bitch, that's why you ain't
going to where you ain't gonna be fucking successful, disabled bum and went in
the house. Didn't he become like a house husband or something? Basically basically
ate off for her. Yeah, and Tyra acting pissed me off so bad
in there. What do you now? That part I've always hated But as
an adult now, like going back in life so far, who about the
movie with common? Was it just right? Yes? So a lot of
people, a lot of people actually, while we're talking about who our favorite
actors and stuff were. I can tell you who damn there. It's almost
like unanimous with blacks that I see comment on it. Man niggas hate Paula
Patten exactly. I'm just getting ready to say that, I swear to But
because she played the same goddamn character. She was good. It's the same
damn character. She's fine as fuck, the same characters. You know.
I didn't him, I don't. I didn't mind her in the movie with
Denzel though. Paula Patten plays the same character, a beautiful woman. I
can't remember, but she like, was that was that Pelham once or through
the summer? No, it wasn't that, um was it the one with
what was it? It was? Was the one with him? And I
think that I think it was because I was remember, Yeah, that was
funny the guy um safe house? No, actually have two guys two guns?
There we go. Ye Burger is Mark Warburger every movie, but funny.
She played the same character, jumped the broom just right. No,
while the perfect guy about last night, same character. I don't like seeing
the rock and fucking movies, but I don't want to is a hilarious bro
like I can't the game when he was playing guy the gay too. Oh
um cool, yeah, be cool said the whole and everything. Yeah,
and that too. Don't give me? Do you already know what I'm That
should keep ever since John Moran beginning? Uh, Mario said, Paula Patton
acts in the movie like someone who has never seen a movie could be a
star to be then, oh yeah, I haven't seen Precious. Funny Beyonce
is Carmen a hip hopper was so ass No, no, the script and
we can say that here easy, I don't give a fuck. I will
fight to bee Hive one by one. That's the only words I heard say,
easy, breezy beautiful. I was talking about casting her in the fucking
Marvel movie A Storm. I was like, I shoot, this ship actually
does new ending to love and basketball. She kicked him in the knee and
now he playing ding. Don't wait a minute. I've never seen a single
Tyler Prairie movie. It never will idea about Precious so bad see And for
me it was because not remember how you know, weeks ago when we was
talking about you know, the Heathen ship, because people will be trying to
convert you to church on your you know on your post, and I told
y'all that when I had to go by my friend house, I would only
spend a night on Friday nights because otherwise they was gonna try to make me
go to church with them on Sundays. So they parent like they was real
into church and ship. So that's actually how I got introduced to Tyler Perry
because of the plays back when I was in high school. So when the
movie started coming out, you know, I was like, all right,
that's so that's I was already familiar with the plays and Ship, but the
plays used to be funny. I was like, damn this Godship might be
all right, Gerry Bass, you know what Tyler Perry is like the black
Adam Sandler. You know how Adam Sandler. Don't matter what movie, you
know who you're gonna see in that motherfucker because you put all the people in
there, you definitely gonnae Snyder yep. But show and and that one guy
that was oh you know, speaking of him, the one guy that I
was going to bring up that be in his movies. That's another movie that
I watched a lot, Armageddon, the one dude with the crazy eyes and
shit. I watched that movie a lot. Yeah, Adam saying that looks
out for four friends every every movie, They're gonna be there in one way
or another. You can do it. It's the fat guy that was Rob
Nipples, Rob Schneider, the guy with the crazy eyes, crazy guy,
And depending on where we are, it may either be Chris Rock or dude
from Kings to Queen David definitely be absolutely every Yeah, yeah, we know
that moments he has has less funny moments. Yeah. I didn't say he
had a lot of them. Just that's why I don't understand what I tried
to make it sing like. The black community was offended that he got slapped.
Niggas was like, no, he had a coming for a minute,
Like, Bro, if you slapped me and I'm a comedian, every chance
I give bro, I'm a cook. Your goofy Yatt, don't have a
whole clip. Oh yeah, he said, I'm getting old because the players
pissed me off. Now it's the singing so yeah, yeah, so with
the singing shit, I used to go off and kind of like kind of
like zone out and do other shit. But I've never I've never ever been
into like musicals and shit. Like even when I was a kid and they
get the singing Disney and shit. I think the only thing that really wrote
me in was Lion King. That motherfucker got me bro you know everything like
but Ariel singing under the Sea and all that shit, Like I wasn't into
that. But when Lion King hit, but we also had a black nigga
singing it, dug. Yeah, he always tells about someone. He was
like, I get your crown dead kid, go ahead. So yeah,
but I've I've I've never been and I don't know if it's what it is,
but I just I've never really been into the singing part of movies.
I've always hated it. Then I was like, damn, maybe I'm Maybe
I'm just evil. Maybe it's because when they sing it maybe all happy and
shit, and I'll just be like I don't appreciate that. I'm not Tommy
Guilty Pleasure. Lepra Khan back to the hood. Lepre Khan movies always freaked
me out. And it wasn't because they were necessarily scary. He was just
very very ugly, and I just that's what made the movie it was.
It wasn't a shitty did well. Also to a cryp keeper, because that
surely just to bother me because he was definitely yes, because he definitely I
thought he finally died. But oh no, I thought we was talking about
dude over in England, the Queens people. Oh never mind, no yea,
not even Grease. I have never seen Greece. Yeah, Grease is
good. I've never seen Grease. Hairspray idiot that I couldn't get into Grease,
Romeo and Julia and the West Side Story. I'm there for it.
Grease couldn't do it. Yeah, if if it had motherfucker's singing a man
happy about shit, I really just didn't give a superstar ribbing and it's not
funny, it's crazy. I would have slapped his ass too, hey,
And and that's how shit was like back in school. So I feel that
because it's like, nigga, you're trying to be funny and you're not even
funny. So now I feel like, definitely, you know you gotta catch
you gotta catch this fact because when because when it's funny, it makes you
want to engage and like y'all go back, But when it ain't funny,
it's like this ain't funny. You didn't distract me enough from this asshole,
But now I'm going to run you one. Actually actually did everything that we
probably wanted to do to Chris Rock. Really, he said, you're right.
If I was Chris, I would have did a tour based on Will
and Jada alone. Then dropped the HBO special when he had to wait thirty
minutes for the joke, like, but it's like, indeed, by the
time he dropped it, it's like one nobody cared no more, right except
for the people that feel a way about Will and Jada anyway, because you
know they always gonna be waiting on some shit. But then it's like,
by the time you addressed it, like you already look like a pussy.
Now I really don't Mike, there is there's nothing that you're going to say
on this special that's going to make me be like you won special wasn't even
funny. So I sat through forty five minutes of you telling very bad jokes
just to get to the one part that I wanted to hear, which is
you addressed in the situation is not funny, Like it's a real long day
musical. As Marlon Wayne's put out a stand up and it's better than you
because Marlon Wayne, stand up. That's it was funny, Marlon Way.
Marlon Wayne, he's still on the stage and you say it was the ninety
business days after your ass. Right, I can't even I can't look look
Chris Rock Way that all this time, I couldn't. I can't even dispute
a charge after sixty days, and you're gonna go do a whole motherfucking special
like nigga shut up, and then you let everybody else take up for you
and speak on you up a half first, and then you finally got the
balls to say something. Smif he's going directly to jail, I wasn't gonna
wait, no, ninety days. I'd have been on the first thing smoking.
So here's the thing we're talking about. This Remember when we were kids
and the infamous line, I'll give you something to cry about. At this
point, I'm really gonna go in, Nigga, I would have turned the
fucking Oscars into fucking Chris Rock Comedy special right there on that fucking stag.
Y'all gonna have, y'all gonna have to go old school and get that big
cane and drag me off this motherfucker, because I'm finna show out man out
here, like you think that bad joke was worthing? Wait till how the
rest of this night go for your wife? Right because at this point now
I'm really gonna get under your fucking skin. But you waited all of this
time and then this bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch out of Jad and
it's like you shout up, what's that? I don't like dog dogs?
Have dog get funny to me? I am. I don't think Marlin is
funny as far as stand up. Okay, if he's like on TV,
I been doing the movie Marlins Very and the Wayne's Brother's dollars hilarious standing up
on stage telling jokes. He took an hour and huh, you told one
joke from three different perspectives and that's just hilarious. Mario said, Chris was
supposed to have heat after all that time. He just called you the bitch.
He was supposed to kill Will's life. But then even then, because
I can't remember whose video I watched, but they addressed it and they was
like check it Outlet see, I know, I know it's right. That
was an expired Assholet that's funny. That's a whole differently him and Dion Cole
is completely different level of funny. Whenever I see Dion Cole because I was
watching Death Comedy Jam when I should not have been watching Death Comedy Jam.
So when I look at comedians and shit, I think of them way back
then. Like I remember Bernie Mack with the fucking full denim suit with all
the different color patches and shit on there telling fucking jokes. I remember when
Chris Tucker was on that motherfucker talking about what if Michael Jackson was a pimp
and so now like growing up and seeing him in Mike relationship, that was
funny to me to see that because he's always had a thing with Michael Jackson's
like just imagine the slick of riding and see one of his hosts slow down
t noo. Damn so so me seeing that, It's like, whenever I
see Dion Cole, I think about this one when he was talking about like
the Little thom and Jerry Cats, because I'm like, damn, that's really
all niggas be rolling through a shit So well, my nigga rolled up talking
about old Girl because he's always told jokes like he was just the most stone
motherfucker on the planet. I said that Adam Sandler I always bringing on the
black dude. He was on the Keisha said Chris Rock. Look he nervous
when he got to that Partner special um. He was in a had to
make itself go through with it. He left a lot of jokes on the
table. Chris is not a fighter, but I thought the jokes were too
light after the slack I can't think of he was on defin camera John he
was funny. Marlon Wayans is not funny. Tia and I Boke got blocked
by dude for constantly telling him. He ain't y'all know my story for those
who are new and don't. He blocked me on Twitter for the same thing
because he can't. It was this old ass show and I told him and
I'm like, dude, I was still in my daddy nuts when that joke
came out. Yeah he did. That was funny. But he goes on
RANS and they'd be like, dude, it's not funny. He's getting less
funny more and more you go. Because it was one of those things where
I've never looked at him as funny. He was just goofy. Those are
two totally different things to me. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. When
he was on The Ways Brothers if fit because it's in in I guess,
not acting, but he's acting in character. He's like doing some who said,
if Bernie mchad made the joke, will will still be on stage fighting
and getting a hole too our special if Bernie mcmade a joke had been funny,
right, and nobody would have and it would have been an issue.
Yeah, co funniest fuck Dave Chappelle funniest fucked too. Yeah, he's not
going to old girl from a elementary. But it's also a thing where people
aren't considering the history of the fact that Chris Rock has said shit about Jada
multiple times. It depends on which one of hers you watched, because the
one she had by herself was okay, the one where she was like a
little real and she was talking about her real. That's the guy with the
glasses, ain't it. He said, pauls I like a little Reals comedy.
Is that the guy with the glasses he was in the movie with.
Yeah, he's a friend. Okay, I just recently watched I just watched
that like when the last year I think, yeah, is miss Patty miss
funny stand up? Though, Yes, I look at Miss Patton, I'm
like, bro, I feel like if I did what everybody telling me,
I was like, bro, just record your life exactly. That's that's what
it is. Yes, her stand up is literally just telling her true she
took your ship. She's been here before, ain't she been in jailing ship
too? Yeah? Everything about her shot was real. Yeah, you got
shot. T saved her life. Last time saved my life. Um,
he said, stop it real. It's funny. Miss Patt is better at
stand up. Her show was funny, and Miss pat be making white folks
are uncomfortable. Oh, clap her up for that alone. Uncomfortable. Clapping
up for making white people uncomfortable. I love it. I fucking love it
because they deserve that shit. Absolute fucking Louie. Absolutely, because I'm so
sick of hearing stories about how they are trying to take all of the fucked
up ship that they did out of the schools. Right every time you turn
around, there was a story about them trying to get some ship passed.
Like, did y'all hear about the ship? Um with Rosa Parks they've they've
tried to They're like, they're like three different versions. Of course it's Florida,
because it's always fucking Florida. They're like three different versions um of the
story. So the first one is I think they said it was like she
refused to get out of her seat to you know, let a white person
sit down. But they didn't like there was implied racism, but they didn't
really say that that's what it was, because they just said she did what
she felt was right. She wasn't. Yeah, that was actually a girl,
like a younger girl, but was nobody given a care tried it again.
Yeah, yeah, story they didn't catfish under the bus, but damn,
damn, it's still a story she did. Look don't matter. But
that's what I'm trying to say, because when you look a ship, how
many times have we seen something we were like, damn, this is cold,
and then you come back later and the somebody sewing them because said like,
hey man, that was my ship. But it was like you wasn't
hot when you did it. You was kind of asked a little bit like
you know, we saw what you were trying to do, but we needed
it done this way. The people like this. You had, you had
ten streams off of you know, in three years. We put this motherfucker
out today and this bitch is already the top stream video on YouTube. Exactly
exactly, yes, No, but um, like I said, there were
three different work it's it's with one. It's like it's like the Weekend Update
when Uh Michael Jay made him say with the story about mL okay, when
they said that that teacher UH was under fire for saying that MLK committed suicide,
and the joke Michael J bro who was like, well, in her
defense, he was the one that kept running this hilarious. I cannot wait.
I can't wait. Man might do it up everything, especially because they'd
be writing it and making the other person to say, there's a whole TikTok
with them, just bad stories cancer and nobody would subscribe. How much you
think in case afford the answers, Nah, but um right now, But
that video ended up being like not the video, but the book. The
final version is basically just a lady refused to give up her bus, I
mean her seat on the bus. She did what she thought was right,
Like they took race out of the equation entirely. You know, white people
always want to soften up shit to make them not look bad. Yep,
when you find out that Grandma was out here, villainize and demonize us,
demonize us all day. But then when it comes to the ship that they
did, they well, let's let the pass me the past about not you
know, I actually, um, I actually go home. I'm kind of
upset. We're about to close out in a minute, but I'm actually upset
because going back to the sex party I went to, I feel like I
missed my chance to do what because at so up there up there at the
at the stage, up there at the stage with the two poles, there
was there was an old lady up there whipping everybody like trans women. Everybody.
Everybody went up there like they were getting whipped. And I feel like
I should have went up there. I'm no, I want't too. No.
I feel like I should have went up there and just start beating the
fun out of white people and they would have fetishized it. But I was
really like, yeah, that's your dominatrix, say line, because it's like
me being a dominator. I'm only beating white people. I'm proud. Yes,
So now I'm upset because I feel like I missed my shot. He
was thrilled to drive trial and say I'm black and I'm proud, and I
feel like my ancestors is disappointed now, Like you went here and this is
you had You had one job, but I really had too because I was
definitely sucking Dick. That's what we went there for. He knew what was
going on. It wasn't random party. No, at the party, and
then afterwards we just we continued. So you walked in everybody on the dick.
I was like, you might as well join. That makes sense.
I feel, hey, you gotta marry no y, I'm not getting married.
Y'all gotta be together forever. No who else? Who else can you
share a moment like that. Ain't nobody gonna yeah, Ain't nobody gonna go
see dicks with you? Like we didn't go to see dicks. It was
just dicks there. Y'all didn't leave, y'all stay. It just happened.
You see Dick coming. I leave, y'all see Dick's coming because it was
titties and ship too. It wasn't just Dick. It ain't like we walked
in and it was just a bunch of niggas in a circle. Jerk.
Stay. You walked in and niggas had dick in their hand. Some did
and it was at the same time. No, it wasn't just I don't
know if they transition. They had on jean shorts. What is it,
you know, uncomfortable. It reminds me Ar Chappelle gay landscaping, serving as
as Stevie Steven. He was like, Hey, let's see that guy again.
But no, I it was you know, I feel like the only
downside to the experience was the actual like attendees. If we can do this
and you know, a black space or you know, just black people,
fuck you gotta have titties told you that. She already says she's attracted to
it. Gotta be the fine ones though, But if they, Nigga,
do you know how much though that's selling for No, I'm just saying,
that's like fetish content, top tier content, fetish content. Nigga, that
ship can't be better than I've go post my toes now stay money and then
the next masturbation video I do, I gotta make. And this is hard
because nigga's like, when you're masturbating, you know you like, curve your
toes in the screen. I get Charlie horses. Okay, mama big Now
I don't like bananas. I need another. They actually asked you to curve
your toes. They asked you to curb your toes. But because you have
to like, you know, the frame of the cameras not all that big
depending on what you're trying to capture. Yeah, so a lot of times
like if you look, especially like only fans, but like when they are
in the camera leaning back like they had their lids and their toes and they
kind of like like they're making sure that their toes are in the shop.
It's never been something. First of all, one w your mind go to
the wild? How do you ship in someone's ass? Because Bro walked up
to he'd be like, he'd be like, so, what's what's any hand?
And she was like, so Bro wanted me to do anybody watching know
what is going on that everybody is talking about Suki Hunt. I haven't had
a chance because I've been busy, but everybody is talking about her. And
I keep saying, people talking about my man, she just she too ratchett
for me, or I don't you know, I don't like her or she
was raised rump. That's basically what I'm I've been hearing is but that.
But that's not a new song. So that's why I was wondering if it
was something else because I knew about the song already. Is that where we
are? We're wrapping out, Like, I mean, you can rap about
eating ask, but can we please make it clever something? She was just
like, nah, I'm eating Nigga's ass. What why is that the hook?
Can we get a little more? That's the whole, That's what it
is. Yeah, they pull over because she got to take a piss.
There's also they had to switch and now she eating nigga ass because I know,
I know Mama de fact shamed her. Or you could be out of
time your cos pinking that got sixteen thousand buttons. Wait do we just start
saying whatever we want to say? Okay? So there, So they're mad
at her because she eat But that's what this is about. I always wanted
to be in the view of seeing what you see in people. Because I'm
trying to find a video to keep you a like serious, It's not my
phone, it's Twitter. You thought this is my personal stash nigga, I
just got toes in my gallery. I don't know you old boys and wild
boys. Wait a minute, Wait a minute. So he put his dick
in her stocking and jagging it and her and he thank you for tuning into
this week's episode of Post Wow Platform. I want to know what brand this
is because none ain't seeping through it all right, It's like it's lateg's damn
there. This is. This is interesting people, because more than two hours
one, it wasn't two feet. You can always catch it on YouTube.
Oh perfect. You know who missed being nasty is? She does it all
the time. I just thought about it. She does, She does it
all the time. Her toe point. Yeah, yeah, she had the
down to a sign. This is new. This is all new for me.
I just thought it was because I just actually started looking at the comments
and some of the porn videos. They're pretty hilarious. Oh I meant to
show y'all. Okay, So no when I come back, yeah, because
I because I have to actually screenshot them and send them to tone. So
we are going down a comment rabbit hole. Next week. We are going
to look at Reddit comments from door dashers, because there is one in particular,
this nigga said that a nigga threatened to killing and yeah, especially when
you see why. So we are going to talk about that, and we
are going through porn comments because the ship that has been popping up on X
videos has been having me in tears. So I'm gonna thank you guys for
tuning in and listening to all of my sex capades this weekend, all of
them. Yeah, it's just some just a little bit, just lit bit
because listen that when we when we left today, I asked him. I
was like, so, how mad do I have to make you for you
to chuck me like that again on a level of you know, like bust
your windows to reporting to like telling the I R s you got extra money
they don't know about, like should we go home? So if you were
not able to watch the full episode, sorry but there will not be an
official replay, but you were always welcome to go on the hotally Acro group
or on my page or YouTube to go ahead and just you know, push
the play button yourself. You know, you don't you don't have to rely
on us to schedule or replay for you or if you want to just stream
because you know niggas be bored at work. I feel you excuse me,
can be each day e Smon Phoenix. I had a lot of time to
promote that. I'm just making sure people. I mean, it's not even
Jim yet. No it's not. It's almost Jim, it's not. It's
still ups enough because my birthday is Jim. I'll allow it. Thank you,
thank you for allowing it. Thank you. I love when they be
shining like because like people, we are gonna have a good night. That's
it. You joining the climb on top of and you just