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Welcome to you, softcore History.
Welcome back to softcore History. I'm your

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host for the week, damn Or
Jester, and I'm joined as always buy

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Rob Fox and Jacobin. What is
up boys? Hey? You know,

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just fucking around. I haven't blast, I don't know nothing. I went

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out to dinner. I had like
four drinks at dinner. My in laws

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are in town, so it's like
on them, so it's it's on them.

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Oh I thought you having four drinks
was on them. That is on

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them too, because it's on them. It's it's on them because it's on

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them. I get it. Yeah, if they pay an eye drinking.

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Yeah, you didn't want to play
credit card roulette with the in laws free,

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but it's kind of want a big
dick you guys. Oh god,

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I wonder when that'll happen, because
they're like my parents, Like my dad's

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over seventy, Like he's like seventy
one, right, I'm thirty seven,

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Like I'm an adult. I'm an
adult man. I don't feel like it

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because this is my job, and
I just feel like our generation is fucking

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stupid as shit about growing up.
Like someone's making a Barney movie and they're

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like but it's four adults that was
the most pathetically nerd. But like now

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even now I'm like, shouldn't I
be paying for them? Like I feel

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like when my dad was thirty seven, he was paying for my grandfather's dinner.

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Oh man, my dad and my
grandfather fight at like public restaurants about

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who gets the bill? Really Yeah, though, oh it's a whole thing.

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See by the time my uncle actually
not even my dad by the time

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I like my uncle's were thirty seven, because my uncles were all like very

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wealthy. My dad was an idiot
and decided to work for the government.

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Yeah, and not be a private
lawyer and let me drive a BMW to

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school and just be a piece of
shit. Yeah, Like I could have

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been such a prolific piece of shit, could have been, could have been,

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could have been a contender. You
know what's worse than a prolific piece

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of shit? I could have been
a ah man, Well, there are

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women out there that think you should
when you first meet or friends their entire

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friend group, cover the bill for
the whole friend or the whole group.

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What where when did this start?
I don't know. Yeah, Like it

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wasn't when I was everyone's putting on
a uterus hat when they wanted abortion.

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But as soon as you meet their
friend group, let's drop the credit card,

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asshole man. It's it's tough out
in these streets. Yeah, how

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many times paying for bachelorette parties?
Now I'm paying for anything? No,

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no, no, I avoid these
people. But I mean you asked Georgio,

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you ask some of these guys out
here in your thirties, mid to

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early thirties. Women just expect a
lot more out of you. Yeah,

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and typically it's just financial attractiveness.
Yeah. Yeah, they need you to

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peacock. It's mostly that, I
mean, they need you to financially peacock.

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Yeah. When you're showing up in
a truck that's been it's been abused,

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I'm just tired of fixing it.
Rob. It's not that I don't

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want to fix it, it's every
time I fix it, I get hit

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again. I'm not in the vehicle. How quickly in the conversation do you

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to explain to a woman that you're
not poor. Your truck's just been broken

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into and hit so many times that
like never threw a fault of your own.

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I'm beaten down that you just can't
you just don't want to deal with

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it anymore. You're like, it's
paid off, it's getting a car is

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always a diminishing investment. I just
don't want to do it anymore. It's

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not these days. Yeah, but
how how quickly do you have to explain

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to a woman that you, uh, the first five minutes I pull up

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right, But then she's like,
okay, well but my feet are still

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only touching discarded water bottle. The
floor of your car is it's covered,

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it's not visible, it's covered in
protein. He just opens the door and

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it goes like, yeah, one
of the fuckers broke in here, just

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dumped up trash. I didn't do
it. It's a real dick, dude.

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The one side of my car got
like fucked around in They left trash

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everywhere. It was my trash,
but like they they just put it all

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on the seat, And I was
like, are they told me I need

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to clean my car? I try
to use it as almost a deterrent for

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these people that breaking them, like
car seeing and they're like, oh,

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look at all this trash in the
front seat. I've told you time and

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again, none of that matters.
It's a broken window theory. The only

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thing that matters is that you drive
a car, a truck, a big

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pickup truck that looks like there's a
gun in it. Yeah, they're looking

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for a gun every time. Every
time, every just want the gun and

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they're disappointed every time. So they
smashed the window, Like fuck, even

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when I leave it unlocked, they're
just like, nope, get a gun,

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dick hold. Yeah they did it. At the end, they open

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the door and then break the window
when they're leaving. Yep. So that's

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my complex. It doesn't matter where
I move either. I've I feel like

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nine times since I've been in Austin. Every time I move, I got

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my window. It's like, how
like sometimes when people live in a haunted

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house, like the ghost will latch
onto them. There's a poultry, guys

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following the it was the follow Yeah, it's following you. You know how

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like uh, rooms, haunted rooms
are colder. You think like you can

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just haunt a room because you're ac
bills so bad kind it's a fucking hot

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do haunt a couple of rooms.
That's the most like millennial headline I've ever

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heard, Like Millennials turning to the
underworld for air conditioning for more efficient energy

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bills. That could be like a
climate change thing too. That's absolutely like

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a business insider story. Yeah no, dude, I'm gonna start that up.

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I'm gonna haunt people's houses. I
brought this terrified man. We're gonna

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murder him here. His soul will
be ripped from his body before he can

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ascend. That would be like a
left wing talking point one day where they're

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like, all right, we're gonna
try to conserve some energy, no AC

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for Sunday Wednesday. Instead, here's
a Wuiji board, right, some in

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something make it so. But then
you gotta be like, okay, but

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does that mean you think that heaven
and Hell exists and explicitly now kind of

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believe in the Christian God like well
it listen, ghosts aren't Christian like I

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p No, ghosts aren't necessarily there's
the underworld. This is all a Western

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situation. It's not you don't think
there's any Eastern ghost, there's no Chinese

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ghost. The way they're going to
be summoning them is very much through the

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Judeo Christian lens. Board is Judeo
Christian? I think it's they're not religious,

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they're spiritual. Milton Bradley. It's
not even a real thing, Milton

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Bradley. That's how that sounds like
an Anglican. He's episcopelia. Oh I'm

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sure. Yeah. I mean that
guy's Christian, but it's not like he's

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like Scott Is in the Bible.
Made it a board game. I'm just

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telling you they're gonna be like,
yeah, we got him from hell?

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Hell? What where's hell from?
So between my car constantly taking some punishment

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and my wallet taking some punishment with
my gambling addiction, I've a total has

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this off? There started an only
fans lying, He's not lying, working

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out the kinks, getting the verification, go in, working out the kinks.

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What kinks? Just start taking your
penis out. Well that's easy.

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Yes, he's gotta dress it up
though, but I gotta get confirmed and

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make sure you know I get paid
and everything. You should sit up the

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tears. But following me, we
just go back to my previous damn regester

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r eg es te r on only
fans, we go back. We just

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keep I'm not even I'm not I
don't even remember the last time I've been

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to church, like probably a couple
of Christmases ago. I want to go

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back. Me and wife. He's
saying, we want to go back and

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we will eventually, but like you
might need to go to church. You

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definitely need to just find a wife, and you might need to go to

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church first to just find an even
like semi normal humanity because they ain't on

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the apps and you're not finding it
at whatever going to Little Woodrows on Saturday

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watching UFC fights. I don't know
what you find there, but it's led

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you to this, not women?
What does that does say? That's fight

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Night's dude? Fight Night is only
dudes that want to fight you let me

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just like literally, like all I
can think of is Javier Bardam being like,

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if the path you've taken this led
you to this with what's the youth

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of the path? Yeah, I'm
aware, Yeah, yeah, Um I

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want to read circle back to the
Only Dance. Um, what you got

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any you're coming out strong from the
gate here. What are you gonna do?

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I don't know. I gotta I
gotta talk to uh the woman that's

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currently living with me. There's a
woman living with you. She's paying rent,

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she's not so my friend is living
with me for the month until because

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there's a gap between her last leave. She's she's technically homeless by all all

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metrics, Like she's literally homeless.
Is that that's how you would define So

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it's not a lie, Like it's
technically correct to say you are sheltering a

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home homeless woman. Correct? And
now where does your only fans come in

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on this? You've taken in a
homeless woman, You've started. Yeah,

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you you brought the homelessness part plus
A plus B. Where's what's what's the

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C? I mean we've discussed,
well, potential content collaboration. So you're

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a homeless person on camera. If
you fuck her before she finds a new

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apartment, you're fucking a homeless person
on camera for money. I want you

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to know that you were technically sucking
a homeless I want you to know this.

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It also ties into today's episode because
she's actually related to the person I

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want to talk to you today.
It's like bum fights. It's bum fux.

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That's not new. That's the thing. Actually we looked that up on

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a show a while back. No, what Yeah, there's like there's there's

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like if I know where it's just
like hey, I'll pay you to suck

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my dick or like take your dick
out. I'll pay twenty dollars to take

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your dick out. Like some persons
like that's exploitive, that's exploitation. Well

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you never fucked on camera before?
Um I have, but not I didn't

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publish it. Yeah too ashamed.
Uh no, it was exactly what you'd

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expect. Yeah, I don't have
to see it. Just Rob's butt.

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It was just a hank killer,
but moving up and down, it's not.

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Yeah, it's pretty hand kill both
of my kids, my wife,

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because my wife has like a pretty
good butt, but my my kids.

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I'm not even a bud guy.
But but like you wouldn't be. I'm

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not. I'm an ask man thrown, I'm not an ask man. I'm

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kids and and stomach. Those are
the two things out like, uh but

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anyway, what like a flat timmy, I get it. It's just like

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no one ever like calls that one
out. Yeah, like a good core

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maybe abs a little bit thin,
I like thin girls oops like thin like

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yeah, thin girls will poops.
I'm I'm gonna I've just never heard anyone

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stomach. I'm gonna. I'm gonna
fucking explode at Barbie. All right,

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I am gone, Barbee. It's
all in one. Now it's a margo

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or to Ryan Goslin, yes whatever
both does the hatter who cares yes answers

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yes, what is? There's nothing
gay about coming to Ryan Gosling at some

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points about like the ultimate example of
Brad Pitt and meet Joe Black, where

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it's just like, oh, you're
not a person, Like you're not a

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human being. You are some sort
of angel and there's no like you're a

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different species. Also, if you
cut off half my face, I'm Ryan

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Goslin, just nose up. You
can check us out on YouTube if you're

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listening at home, you know,
I'd love a listener to just do that.

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Take that screenshot and then find Ryan
Gosling. Let's compare. Yeah,

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do it? Do it? Fans
love to see it. Scrub out the

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back could be like which is which? Can't tell? Can't tell? Same

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picture. Back to my original point
though, today we're actually going to talk

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about a man who was related to
the woman that is currently in my house.

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Okay, cool, So whatever historical
significance he had, he certainly didn't

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translate financially. Well, you can
be related to someone that's way more affluent

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than you. We'll check it out. He was a outlaw in the wild

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West. Okay, okay, well
that makes sense m specifically Texas. Sweet

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I love that. Yeah, So
today we're gonna talk about John Wesley Harden

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Hm, notorious outlaw gunfighter. I
never heard of. This guy was a

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lawyer at one point. All right, what what's his years of operation?

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So he was born in fifty three, nineteen eighteen, eighteen fifteen, he's

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fucking around seventies eighties, and uh
yeah, he's around till eighteen ninety five.

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What wasn't a Confederate? Was too
young to be a Confederate? You?

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Oh, yeah, well, there's
no such thing. It's too young

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to be on a battlefield before nineteen
hundred. No, check it out.

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Actually, we'll just get to that
point. In eighteen sixty two, at

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age nine, he tried to run
away from home to join the Confederate Army.

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At nine, a boy really didn't
like black people. Yeah, I

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just really wanted to shoot. Yeah
yeah, Like all right, hold on,

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sound. We can't give you a
musket, but if you'd like to

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play a drum while the cannons shoot
at you, more than welcome such a

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bad gig. It's the worst possible
gig. Yeah, I play my drum

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four drummer flute. Like imagine,
imagine, Remember how much you hated learning

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recorder in like sixth grade. We
didn't have the budget for that. What

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we didn't have the budget for that? Okay, Oh, I went to

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a nice private school. I also
went to private school. Yeah, we

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went to one with like a normal, like smart education, though not that

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Bible dribble you've had. Our teachers
had to pay out a pocket for supplies.

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Yikes, not ideal. Yeah,
I never had a play recorder.

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That's a lot of teachers though,
including the woman that's living in my house

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right now. I figured it was
her. I figured it was a public

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school teacher. I also went to
this you'll recall a couple episodes back,

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a couple of months back, the
sex club. Yeah, sex club.

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Oh, it all makes sense,
all coming together. Look, there's no

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one who deserves to be homeless more
than a gainfully employed public school teacher.

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Yeah, it's well, it's not
because she's like poor. It's at least

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gap, dude, it's at least
cap But it is also you know that

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we don't pay teachers, No,
we don't near enough, right, And

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then people like Also, every parent
just wants to murder every fucking public school

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teacher too, because it's like,
it's never my kid's fault and you're teaching

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him. Satan, dude, a
hike. As The funniest thing about anything

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with bitching about kids is where I'm
like, what, oh, someone's trying

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to turn them gay or someone's gonna
murder them with an a R fifteen.

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I don't think you of those things
gonna happen. But what is happening is

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that I pay seventeen grand a year
for daycare. So because someone fix that.

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I don't care about some fucking guy
in a dress or some fucking psycho

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with a fucking rifle because that's probably
not gonna happen. What's gonna happen is

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I'm gonna cut another fat check every
fucking month you had kids, Dude,

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get over it. That's the best
argument. Always like you didn't have to,

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didn't have to have kids, didn't
have to that's your own tax.

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Yeah, which is the meanest.
It's the meanest argument to parents, But

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it suck it, bitch. You
chose that. Yeah, maybe trying to

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continue the species. You think you're
better than that. I technically didn't you

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think you have the genetics that are
worthy to pass on. I mean,

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maybe only one of my kids didn't
didn't take but that was that was Courtney's

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fault. That was an ex right. My com was too strong. I

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fired poison. I almost murder every
woman I impregnant. That's not good,

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not intentionally. I'm sure it's not
insane if you had to kill switch in

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your ass, though, you're like, oh, okay, or the dirty

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load today it's all dirty loads.
God gros Yeah. So. Harden born

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in eighteen fifty three near Bonham,
Texas, to James Gibson Gip Harden,

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a Methodist preacher, and Mary Elizabeth
Dixon. He was named after John Wesley,

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the founder of the Methodist Christian Church, with the founder of Methodism the

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most boring religion on earth. So
this person that's in your house is related

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to this the founder law. No, no, the al all is named

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after I was gonna say, imagine
you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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my grandpa is the pope. I'm
poor. I mean there's some poor

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Vanderbilts out there, are there?
Yeah? Yea. Not everyone's Anderson Cooper.

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Not everyone. I mean there is
a lot of like it's that is

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a normal thing in like a history, where noble families will essentially just like

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you know, their portfolio takes a
shit and they ain't got no more money.

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I think that's the whole plot of
sent What what Pride Prechice. It's

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like a noble family but their dogshit. Now. Yeah, but they still

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get the house right property, but
they're not liquid at all. Yeah,

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they're pouring a mansion. It's crazy. Yeah. Harden's dad was a preacher,

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also a teacher, and established a
school that Harden would go to.

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While attending his father's school, Harden
was taunted by another student. He responded

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by stabbing his fellow classmate in the
abdomen. Yeah, I assumed he killed

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him, almost killing him. And
uh, Harden, this was a funny

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point that they had him the the
tack nearly expelled over the incident. Nearly

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he knew a guy. Well,
he nearly killed him. I'm sure your

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current um squatter knows quite a bit
about kids almost getting expelled for stabbing someone.

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But again, this is a school
his father started. Yeah, it

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helps when daddy runs the school.
Yeah, I mean, do you remember

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very early on he had a bloodthirst? Ever, tell you about our our

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friend. This is something that would
have probably gotten an expelled from private school.

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But our friend, I won't mention
the name this time. Play.

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His wife's a teacher and worked at
a public school, and when she was

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pregnant, it was like during COVID
she had to like enforce mask rules or

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whatever, like it was just the
school policy. She fucking had to do

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it. And some kids running around
out a mask on or whatever, and

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she was like, hey, put
your mask back on, please. Not

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even like a bitch about it,
right, it was just like, hey,

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you know on, please, And
he could just turn her and goes,

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bitch, don't tell me what to
do. I'll murder you and your

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baby. She's yeah, you ever
see the video? Anyway, the kid

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didn't get in trouble. She took
the kid to the principal and she was

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like, oh, he was just
expressing himself. And she asked our friend.

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She was like, what should I
do? And he was like,

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leave there and never come back.
I make enough money, We'll just find

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a news right. Do you remember
a couple of months back the video of

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that like giant kid who beat the
funk out of a female teacher for taking

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his phone. Yeah. Yeah,
I didn't see either his phone or like

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a like a a game Boy or
the current version of the game Boy.

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It certainly wasn't a game Boy.
Yeah, like that's worth three thousand dollars.

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Yeah, I mean maybe at that
point you do it. Um.

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Yeah, I saw some one where
a kid tased his teacher for taking his

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phone too. You just had a
taste he had a taser. Yeah.

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See, this is why we need
metal detectors in school. It's a great

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Colin Quinn joke. I said,
my kids Collig school because the public school

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the kids hit the teachers, but
at Callig School, the teachers at the

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kids. Yeah, so I don't. I think I'm okay with that.

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That's the right dichotomy. It's the
right relationship. If there's gonna be hitting

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involved, you're not gonna be able
to teach anything if the people you're trying

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to teach are the ones hitting you. There's an old expression of inmates running

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an asylum, right yeah, right, it's like, yeah, you have

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to be here, that's all a
photo of inmates eating pizza, And I

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think the caption was just like jail
tries to ease over tension the same way

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work does. Yeah, it's a
nice morale booster, all right, Bloods,

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crips, Muslim Brotherhood, white nationalists, dominoes. Yeah, here's some

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I mean pizza to them would probably
be like I don't even know what to

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mean, like Wagou and caviar.
Oh, committed to prison food. Yeah.

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Yeah, more of a morale booster
than just like a Friday like,

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oh, instead of bonuses, we're
having a pizza party. We don't have

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to eat the maggot mash. Yeah, they did the mash a good boss.

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In November eighteen sixty eight, when
he was fifteen, Harden challenged his

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uncle's former slave to a wrestling match, which hard him one Cordon Harden.

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The following day, Maggie ambushed him
as he rode past, shouting at him

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and waving a stick. Harden drew
a revolver and shot Maigi five times,

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so he might have been onto something
about him. Hayden black guys. Well,

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yeah, he's a white guy in
Texas in eighteen fifty in the eighteen

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fifties, eighteen sixties. I wanted
to join the Confederacy when he was nine,

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So this was his first recorded kill
at age fifteen. Now the only

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person to tell that story was the
living one who killed him. Yeah.

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So ay, I have so many
questions with that situation. Loan, Ay,

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what does the former slave still doing
hanging around there. It's not like

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you can just pack up and go
get the fuck out of day. You

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could, it doesn't matter at that
point, just pouling around. Refugees can't

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pack up and go. But they
do. They pack up and they go,

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you get the fuck out of Dodge. B Oh. Well, actually

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I understand why he had. I
don't know if the black you'd wanted to

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wrestle the out law, but I
assume he didn't have much a choice to

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challenge, and he was fifteen at
this point. Yeah. Yeah, And

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anyway, this guy wasn't attacked he
killed that guy. Yeah, maybe they

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argued and like and they got really
mad at each other. Maybe maybe he

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didn't know, maybe no one started
it, but like he it definitely wasn't

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attacked. Yeah, I'm gonna go
out on a limb and say he was

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just like digging a hole or something. He's like, oh my god,

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he has a stick. He killed
him. I mean, it could have

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been. It could have been they
were like, hey, I beat you

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yesterday haha, and the guy was
like, you know what, fucked you?

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Yeah? Like it like I understandably
like fuck you. And he's like,

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hey, you know what, fuck
you? I beat you like no,

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you even beat me every new this
fucking black and I can't fucking pin

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your ass. Yeah I could beat
your ass like no, you can't already

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beat you and then just get heated
and that, you know what I mean.

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Like maybe it was like that,
yeah, but I don't think the

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guy just jumped out and was like
a gotcha, yeah, shoots him,

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rides off, made you dies.
Three days later, Harden goes into Hayden

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because he believes he would not get
a fair hearing as he's in the Union

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occupied side of the state. Oh
Harden claimed that authorities eventually discovered his location

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and three Union soldiers were sent to
arrest him, at which time he chose

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to confront his pursuers, despite having
been warned of their approach by an older

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brother, Joseph. And yeah,
he uh just fucking starts firing on him,

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kills all three. So he starts
blasting. He just starts blast.

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He goes three fucking soldiers. Jesus
Christ, what are these guys doing?

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Probably not anticipating a gun crazy fifteen
year old. Although I will say this

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if they're only armed with muskets.
Basically, he has a revolver. He

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had a double barrel shotgun and a
knife and he's six shooters. So oh

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he was so he was literally he
had quite a bit more fire power than

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them. Yeah, oh so he
killed. He ends up killing four men?

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What three? And then I guess
someone else standard and then killed three

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soldiers. He's wounded in the arm
in the exchange, though he takes one,

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he takes the lord. But this
is him at fifteen. These are

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the worst. These are the origin
stories of an outlaw, all right.

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Harden knew that he would be arrested
if he returned home as a fugitive.

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He initially traveled with outlaw Frank Polk. Polk had killed a man named Tom

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Brady, Oh no, love that
yeah, and a detachment soldier sent from

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Corsakana, Texas. We're pursuing the
duo. Harden escaped, but the soldiers

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apprehended Polk and jailed him temporarily.
Harden also claimed that he and his cousin

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Simp Dixon encountered a group of soldiers
and each killed a man. On January

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fifth, eighteen seventy, Harden was
playing car with Benjamin Bradley in towash Hill

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County, Texas. Harden was winning
almost every hand, which angered Bradley,

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who threatened to cut out Harden's liver. If you want again, do you

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know where it was? Bradley Drew
was gonna chop in there and figure all

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around until he was like, well
that's the heart. Of course you ask

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questions. Uh yeah, yeah,
it looks like this is the liver.

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Oh wait, there's nothing. Looks
just like there's one liver, right,

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there's a kidney. I don't know
a lung. I would just pall it

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anything. You don't even think a
liver is the coolest single pole. I

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think lungs. Lungs would be.
That's metal. The lungs out the back

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and you do the uh the Viking
dragon, the blood. No, it's

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the blood eagle, blood eagle.
Yeah, that's absolutely the way to go.

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Well, not if it's happened to
you. Livers. I don't know

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why people are subsessed with the liver. It goes, that goes all the

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way back to your history. You
can take a Greek story where like every

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night a crow eats some guys liver
out like the gods punished him that way.

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Oh yeah, like the liver what
I just they just loved booze.

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I wonder if liver is like they
probably didn't even know what it did.

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Of course I didn't know what it
did. It's probably just like they assumed

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that was important, like really important. Maybe liver is just like a term

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for organ, how it could be. Yeah, like it's just like liver.

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It's a liver, you know,
like like viscera is just things inside

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you never could be organ. So
I don't know that's a gas. I

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have no idea. I'm taking it. Yeah, face value. So Harden

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wins another hand, Bradley draws his
knife and six shooter. Harden said he

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was unarmed and excused himself, but
claimed later that night Bradley came looking for

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him. So the guy pulls a
knife and a gun. He's like whoa,

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Like you're fucking time to die,
And he's just like, well hold

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on, I'm no, I'm not. I'm not. I'm gonna go to

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the restaurant. Fair God giving you
time for you to piss, but fine,

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take your pee, sir. Yeah, So he bails. And eventually

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finds Bradley out again, allegedly looking
for him, so Harden drew his pistol

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returned a shot right at him,
striking him in the head and another in

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the chest. So it kills Bradley. That'll do it. That guy deserved

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it. Ie to be honest.
Yeah, stop going and look mad at

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kill the dealer if you're gonna kill
anyone. Yeah, he's not doing it.

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Or is this like a type of
game where everybody takes turns dealing.

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He's probably that, in which case
probably a game of poker, especially suck

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my dick on that one. Yeah, like what you tell me that hand

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pitch? What are you talking about? I mean, I'm guessing there's accusations

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of cheating. I would be like, where where are they? Yeah,

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sir, if you're not cheating.
If you are cheating, of course you

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just be like, oh, Dariel, no, I will not let you

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accost me. Dozens of people saw
him shoot Bradley down in cold blood,

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and from then on a good record
of how Harden used his guns was kind

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of documented. His holsters were sewn
into his vest so that the butt of

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the pistols pointed in where to cross
his chest, he crossed his arms to

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draw. Harden claimed this was the
fastest way to draw, and he practiced

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every day. Man called Judge Moore, who held hardened stakes of money and

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a pistol, refused to give them
up without Bradley's consent and later vanished.

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So anybody that would have like corroborated
that what happened with Bradley earlier, he

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just kind of went missing. No, huh huh. You know what the

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fastest way to draw is? You
wait, right, You wait for the

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other person to draw if you want
to be the fastest. Why because the

404
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reflex to draw is faster than the
instinct to draw, like the decision.

405
00:28:48,599 --> 00:28:56,880
So like you make moves, kinetic
movement, faster in reaction than ins.

406
00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:00,680
I'm a much better in softball and
baseball, much better infielder than an outfielder

407
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:06,200
because as you as I sit there
under the ball, or I see even

408
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,960
the ball like a base hit coming
at me, Like, but I'm in

409
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,640
the outfield and I got to pick
it up and play it. Much worser

410
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:15,759
doing that than just like the reaction. Yeah, yea, yeah yeah.

411
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,920
After killing Bradley, Harden claimed that
when a posse of fifteen men came after

412
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:25,160
him. He captured two of them
and took a shotgun. Two six shooters

413
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:30,039
a rightful and uh then ordered two
men to join the members of the posse

414
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,160
at Jim Pages and wait for them
to come along. What happened to the

415
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:37,079
other team? What he captured two? Yeah, he just himself pulled them

416
00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:41,079
off while they were whatever. I
don't know. A lot of this is

417
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:45,440
documented in his autobiography, Oh yeah, all right, Well that so they

418
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:52,240
could potentially be straight up liies.
It could be like a Jack Reacher situation

419
00:29:52,359 --> 00:29:55,519
where he's like where they're let one
fight, where they're like, what do

420
00:29:55,559 --> 00:29:57,319
you do? You be able?
Six odd one? And he's like,

421
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:03,920
now on one, because I'm gonna
fuck him up. I'm gonna fuck him

422
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:07,240
up. And then this guy is
gonna be like, I guess I'll come

423
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,759
and then I'll fuck him up,
and then you two are just gonna run

424
00:30:08,759 --> 00:30:15,640
away cool, And then Tom Cruise
does exactly that. Yeah, and I

425
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:22,319
was like, I related to that. January twentieth, same year, he

426
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:26,839
claimed to kill a man in a
gunfight after an argument at the circus.

427
00:30:26,079 --> 00:30:30,960
How many murders is this guy admitting? Too? In his autobiography somewhere between

428
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:33,880
forty two and fifty. But like, geez, it's so many killed.

429
00:30:34,079 --> 00:30:41,640
It's like mine conference, like and
then I was in Vienna and I strangled

430
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:47,799
five jew children safe have mean to
me and I did it. Yeah.

431
00:30:47,799 --> 00:30:49,160
A lot of these are just kind
of footnotes. It's like, oh,

432
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,519
I would love to hear the argument
at the circus. Yeah, what you're

433
00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:56,279
just it's like one you're like,
yeah, I was at the circus and

434
00:30:56,319 --> 00:30:57,799
this guy's a dick. I killed
him. It sounds like a Phillies fan.

435
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,599
It's like, yeah, then a
Phillies. But that's fucking so.

436
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:04,279
A little bitch was yelling at me
in the bathroom. I smashed his face

437
00:31:04,319 --> 00:31:10,160
in the urinal. He's said,
uh, I cut his tires and brake

438
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:15,839
line in the parking lot. Less
than a week after this incident with the

439
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,960
circus, Harden was with a prostitute
when he was confronted by her pimp,

440
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:27,359
who demanded money. Oh so the
business wanted to be paid for the services

441
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:32,680
that they rendered. Big mistake.
Imaginely just being like it. Then check

442
00:31:32,759 --> 00:31:37,440
this shit out. So that this
McDonald's right. I order a hamburger and

443
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:44,000
I'm fucking eating this hamburger that I
fucking ordered, and the motherfucker comes up

444
00:31:44,039 --> 00:31:48,920
to me and he's like, that's
five dollars that hamburg got five dollars too

445
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,160
much, slass, I fucking killed
him. Yeah. See well no,

446
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:56,440
no, here's what he does.
First. He does give him the money.

447
00:31:56,119 --> 00:32:00,519
Okay, he throws it at his
feet, So as the pimp goes

448
00:32:00,559 --> 00:32:07,200
to pick up the money, he
executes him. That's worse, so much

449
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:14,359
worse than just murdering him for asking. Yeah, so disrespectful. It's like

450
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,480
the most disrespectful way to kill someone. This is just a serial killer.

451
00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:20,759
Yeah, paying who that who history
is about labeled an outlaw, this is

452
00:32:20,799 --> 00:32:30,400
like a literal I mean outlaw outlaw. Ted Bundy's in theory. He's outside

453
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:36,960
the law, so egregiously outside law. I don't even think he's not even

454
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:42,400
he's not even robbing anything, Like
you're not even chasing any wealth. Wouldn't

455
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,400
call him a robber. If the
inconvenience him, he almost kills you,

456
00:32:46,039 --> 00:32:50,480
or does It sounds like he doesn't
almost kill anyone except for that nine year

457
00:32:50,519 --> 00:32:54,119
old kid. The pimp, Yeah, wasn't inconveniencing him at all. The

458
00:32:54,160 --> 00:33:00,160
pimp was sympically collecting agreed upon debts
not even the right word, because debt

459
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:05,119
sounds burdensome an agreed upon payment.
He doesn't pay for it, man,

460
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:10,759
he doesn't pay for pussy. That's
that's robbery. Actually he focks, like

461
00:33:10,759 --> 00:33:15,039
like he focks someone who thinks they're
gonna pay. Like, that's theft.

462
00:33:15,119 --> 00:33:21,559
Yeah, that's theft. What's that
wasn't an eighteen seventies pimp? Like it's

463
00:33:21,559 --> 00:33:25,519
the same actually exact same, like
you know, purple satin robe, leather

464
00:33:25,799 --> 00:33:31,359
or leopard printing cuffs, big hat. Yeah yeah, pimpa tire has not

465
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,960
changed at all. It's actually been
the same since the beginning of time.

466
00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:38,799
Yeah yeah. In January eighteen seventy
one, Hardham was arrested for the murder

467
00:33:38,839 --> 00:33:45,279
of the Waco, Texas City Marshal. He of course denied committing this crime.

468
00:33:45,599 --> 00:33:49,400
Following his arrest, he was held
temporarily in a log jail in the

469
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:54,319
town of Marshall when in transferred to
Waco for trial. While I have to

470
00:33:54,359 --> 00:34:00,119
assume this was at a Twin Peaks, yes, while locked up, he

471
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:08,400
bought a revolver from another prisoners prison. There was a cell with a gun

472
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:14,000
store in it like how do you
get a gun? It's just like that's

473
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,159
what was it. We were talking
about men's moment off air, or we

474
00:34:16,159 --> 00:34:19,519
were talking about on the on the
watchlo the other day about the people who

475
00:34:19,519 --> 00:34:21,639
are like, what do you mean
we can't drink and drive anymore? What

476
00:34:21,679 --> 00:34:23,960
are they gonna do next? Seatbelts? Yeah, it's just like the Second

477
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:28,639
Amendment used to be so wide open
that it's like like judges were like,

478
00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:34,079
like, you can't legally take his
gun. Allow prisoners to have gone well,

479
00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:37,440
I mean it wouldn't shock me because
like for the longest time, like

480
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,800
if you escaped prison, it wasn't
like additional sentencing. It was just like

481
00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:45,360
you have an intrinsic right to want
to be free. That's everything. That's

482
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,519
how it still isn't like Sweden or
something. It's like it's not illegal to

483
00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:51,880
try to escape prison because any human
being with want to escape being in prison.

484
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:53,039
Yeah, so that's like, all
right, we just bring you back,

485
00:34:53,119 --> 00:34:58,079
which, by the way, um, you should definitely make trying to

486
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:02,360
escape like that a crime. You
have been handed out a punishment by the

487
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:06,119
society you agreed to live in.
It's a challenge though, if you get

488
00:35:06,119 --> 00:35:10,280
out you should at least have a
certain amount of years eliminated from your sentence.

489
00:35:12,039 --> 00:35:15,719
If I get past a certain barrier
that's on the prison. Yeah,

490
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,840
I knock off a year. If
I'll say this, You shouldn't have to

491
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:24,800
reserve any time you weren't in for
if you escaped. Yeah, your time

492
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:28,199
is your time, and that's on
the state to keep you there. That's

493
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:34,719
right, That's what I'm saying.
Like, however, it shouldn't. Yeah,

494
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:38,079
you should. You should make it
punishable to It's gay. It makes

495
00:35:38,079 --> 00:35:43,719
them, It makes the escape.
He's better. There's more stakes, higher

496
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,199
stakes if you get caught. Yeah, yeah, you better never get caught.

497
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:51,119
It makes them better on the outside. So as they go to transfer

498
00:35:51,199 --> 00:35:58,199
him to Waco, they make camp
along the way and Hardness escapes his ropes,

499
00:35:59,639 --> 00:36:06,239
gets a gun and beats one of
the police, but the butt of

500
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,599
the pistol. Do you think this
guy's just Hannibal Holder? I was about

501
00:36:08,599 --> 00:36:12,039
to say, do you think he
realized like he was about to shoot him?

502
00:36:12,079 --> 00:36:14,360
He's like, wait a minute,
there's all sorts of things I can

503
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,360
do. Oh my god, I
can make this so much worse for this

504
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:20,679
guy. Yeah, I've never even
thought about using it like a hammer before.

505
00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:23,679
This is incredible, what a great
tool. So beat the shit out

506
00:36:23,679 --> 00:36:29,760
of one of the police. Uh
then the other law officer, she shoots

507
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:34,800
it, takes his horse and escapes. This is literally a serial killer.

508
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,960
This is Hannibal lector cutting the face
like luring the guards and cutting the face

509
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:43,920
off one or whatever. Like I
mean, this is he has done nothing

510
00:36:44,159 --> 00:36:47,920
Jesse James esque, nothing even remotely
like Jesse James. I mean he's good

511
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:53,159
with a gun. Yeah, I
guess that's it. Yeah yeah. Harden

512
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:58,480
then claimed he was arrested on his
way back by three men named Smith,

513
00:36:58,599 --> 00:37:02,119
Jones, and Davis but Dell County, Texas. He killed all three with

514
00:37:02,199 --> 00:37:07,880
their guns, with their guns all
right after they after they came drunk and

515
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:13,719
careless, and he escaped again.
Okay, so they were hammered. They're

516
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,920
like, we got him. I
want to call this guy a liar.

517
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,320
But I feel like this all tracks. Yeah. No, if they were

518
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,639
already drunk, like I could see
how you get there. But I also

519
00:37:21,679 --> 00:37:23,880
feel like they would get drunk,
you know what I mean, Like he'd

520
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:28,639
be like, oh, we got
the boy tied up and to drink four

521
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,400
handles of whiskey. It's about to
say what is drunk, because, like

522
00:37:31,519 --> 00:37:37,280
we've talked, normal is very drunk. Yeah, there's actually a Texas historical

523
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:42,360
marker that notes in the eighteen seventies, Hardened hit out in the vicinity of

524
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:50,280
Pilgrim, Texas. So they document
in this little plaque in Pilgrim, Texas

525
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:54,199
that oh he passed through town.
Yep, you gotta have something. Every

526
00:37:54,199 --> 00:37:58,320
town's gotta have something. Where did
Bundy kill a Strohrdy girl Flora stay?

527
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:05,800
It's just like it's like a plaque
outside of the house here wants traversed the

528
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:14,159
famous Ted Bundy really cruel, right, rush would suck for them. It's

529
00:38:14,159 --> 00:38:19,840
like, don't don't worry about it. He's that guy. That's The rumor

530
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,719
was that he was staying in the
Sigma Kai House what is now the Sigma

531
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:27,159
Kai House. What was it that
it was like an old hotel kind of

532
00:38:27,159 --> 00:38:30,719
thing. Yeah, it wasn't.
He didn't like a boarding house. Like

533
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,119
learn the handshake and it's like,
what, alum, can I hang out

534
00:38:32,159 --> 00:38:36,199
in hook? Yes, we did
once let a drifter stay with us who

535
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:40,039
knew the handshake. That's the rules, dude, it is rules. He

536
00:38:40,119 --> 00:38:45,320
was like, hey, I count
on money hotel. It was adults Nebraska

537
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:51,840
in the seventies did the handshake.
We're like, well that's what they tell

538
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,800
us we're supposed to do, so
sleep on the couch. Yeah, you're

539
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:57,960
lucky he didn't get ted Bundy.
Well, they got robbed. I know.

540
00:38:58,039 --> 00:39:00,320
Our cook robbed us, who we
also let sleep in our house for

541
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,800
a while when he was on less. Well that was dope because he slept

542
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,960
in the basement and we would wake
him up in the middle of the night

543
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,199
and he'd make us case of das
and ship when we were drunks. Yeah,

544
00:39:07,199 --> 00:39:09,599
where he rightfully robbed together. Yeah, he's like, fuck that you

545
00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:13,800
still sleep over Christmas break? He
stole our ps twos and shit, that's

546
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,760
awesome. Good for him. Yeah, it's fine. I will say the

547
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:20,960
most unhinged people on earth are the
ones cooking and cleaning out a frattorney house

548
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:25,840
that are like contracted out. We
had a guy who was severely recovering alcoholic

549
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:32,559
and a non vet that was our
dishwasher, and he let us know how

550
00:39:32,599 --> 00:39:37,400
insensitive it was that we had parties
there. Like it's just screamed at us

551
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,079
while we were eating dinner constantly.
Sweet, It's like, dude, but

552
00:39:40,519 --> 00:39:45,199
like, so there's just handles of
vodka everywhere. I'm like, yeah,

553
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:50,480
where do you think you are?
Like, dude, it's like you go

554
00:39:50,639 --> 00:39:52,519
down to the sewage plant and say, man, it sticks in here.

555
00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:57,400
It's like you know where you're fucking
going. Dude. After the Bell County

556
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:01,559
shootings, hard and found refuge with
his cousins, the Clements. We're then

557
00:40:01,639 --> 00:40:07,280
living in Gonzales in South Texas.
They suggested he could make money by driving

558
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:13,119
cattle to Kansas as a cowboy.
It sounds too labor intensive for this guy.

559
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:15,719
He's like, I don't know what
if I just murder people and take

560
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:20,920
their money. You only cattle drivers
already have money, like a murder Yeah,

561
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,800
well he does us thinking he could
get out Texas long enough for his

562
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:27,519
pursuers to lose interest, because back
then you could just wait it out.

563
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:31,639
Yeah, totally. We've we've talked
about this before. Just move across town,

564
00:40:32,199 --> 00:40:35,800
one town over way low. I
mean, if you've done the bull

565
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,480
forget, if you've done like forty
hits, yeah, maybe you'd leave a

566
00:40:37,599 --> 00:40:40,880
state, right, Yeah, but
go up to Kansas. Nobody knows you.

567
00:40:42,519 --> 00:40:47,039
Kansas might as well be Mars.
It's so far crazy. Yeah.

568
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:52,000
So Harden worked with his cousins rustling
cattle for Jake Johnson and the Columbus.

569
00:40:52,039 --> 00:40:59,199
Carrol. Harden writes that he made
trail boss for the herd, so he's

570
00:40:59,199 --> 00:41:02,760
good at his job. Allegedly.
Yeah. In February eighteen seventy one,

571
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:07,519
while the herd was being collected or
the drive to Kansas, a freedman,

572
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:13,960
Bob King, attempted to cut a
beef cow out of the herd. When

573
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,599
he refused to obey Harden's demand to
stop. What. I don't know what

574
00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:20,079
that means. He's trying to steal
the cow. Okay, there was a

575
00:41:20,119 --> 00:41:23,000
there was cow. Thief hardened then
the black I was trying to steal it.

576
00:41:23,199 --> 00:41:28,840
Yeah. Harman hit him over the
head with pistol. He loves his

577
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:32,079
new hammer. He's like man shooting
him. They just die so quick.

578
00:41:32,159 --> 00:41:36,960
I love to watch him get sad. Yeah, about how they're dying,

579
00:41:37,079 --> 00:41:38,679
About how I'm going to kill it. Yeah. Again, they're just too

580
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:43,239
unconscious to do anything about it.
This is the old classic Harden. He

581
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:50,039
said he dead. Yeah. Harden
also wounded three Mexicans in an argument over

582
00:41:50,119 --> 00:41:54,800
a three card Monty card game record. Monty nice, he pissed, the

583
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:59,239
whipped one man over the head,
shoot shot another man in the arm,

584
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:04,000
and shot the other end of the
long Oh is he so fast? I

585
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,039
don't know. My guess is they're
just all sleeping and he's a liar or

586
00:42:07,079 --> 00:42:12,119
he's a liar. Yeah, either
he's totally lying or he's killing people when

587
00:42:12,119 --> 00:42:15,119
they're like this is like, who
what was a chick? I did Hannah

588
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:19,199
Dustin? Right? Imagine like chick? She killed all those Indians in their

589
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,280
sleep? Right with the hatchet?
Like imagine she was she just told him

590
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:27,199
John Wick story. Instead, She's
like, I grabbed the hatchet and then

591
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,159
just like did karate on all of
them with a fucking hat Yeah. I

592
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:35,800
backflipped off of the first one's face
and speared the other one. Yeah,

593
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:39,079
just the real matrix shit. It's
like no, then either you either murdered

594
00:42:39,119 --> 00:42:43,880
them in their sleep or this never
happened. Then we went into musketball time,

595
00:42:44,559 --> 00:42:49,800
just like bad bullet time. It's
a great joke. In the summer

596
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:53,719
of eighteen seventy one, while driving
cattle on the Chisholm Trail to Abilene,

597
00:42:53,800 --> 00:43:04,039
Kansas, Arden fault a bunch of
Mexican the caros and cattle rustlers. Have

598
00:43:04,119 --> 00:43:06,320
he killed them all, I'm guessing. Towards the end of the drive,

599
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:12,039
and Mexican herd crowded in behind Hardens, and there were some trouble bruin between

600
00:43:12,039 --> 00:43:14,519
the two herds. Like you don't
get herds mixed up. That'd piss me

601
00:43:14,559 --> 00:43:16,599
off, to be quite honest,
that would probably legitimately just give us some

602
00:43:16,639 --> 00:43:21,119
space. What the fuck? Man? Yeah, they're like, I don't

603
00:43:21,199 --> 00:43:24,480
like fucking coles man. Harden exchanged
words with the man in charge of the

604
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:29,320
other herd. Both men were on
horseback. The Mexican fired his gun at

605
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:35,719
Hardened, putting a hole through Harden's
hat. Harden found that his own weapon,

606
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,079
a worn out cap and ball pistol
with the loose cylinder, would not

607
00:43:39,159 --> 00:43:43,239
fire. Yeah, because he kept
using it as a hammer on people's skulls.

608
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,639
Yeah, it's kind of dented.
It's weird. Yeah. He dismounted

609
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:51,199
and managed to discharge the gun by
steadying the cylinder with one hand and pulling

610
00:43:51,199 --> 00:43:54,519
the trigger with the other. He
hit the Mexican in thigh. A truce

611
00:43:54,639 --> 00:44:00,079
was declared and both parties went their
separate ways. So he didn't kill this

612
00:44:00,199 --> 00:44:04,320
guy? Sure? Well he learned
mercy, although the guy tried to kill

613
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,719
him do so, yeah, maybe
he respected that. He almost got clearly.

614
00:44:08,119 --> 00:44:12,000
Yeah, he was like, man, he just real fights to you

615
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:16,960
when they're awake. This yeah,
I get yeah kidding, because he bars

616
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:22,400
a pistol from his friend and tracks
down this Mexican and kills him. Oh

617
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,159
so they had a truce and they
really all right, let's go our separate

618
00:44:24,159 --> 00:44:28,000
ways. He's like, hey,
Jim, let me get that gun real

619
00:44:28,079 --> 00:44:30,800
quick. Yeah. No, he
fatally shoots this dude and execuse him in

620
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:34,360
his sleep. He kills people in
their sleep. I'm pretty sure that's the

621
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,639
morning. I think most of the
people he's killed her in their sleep,

622
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:40,159
yeah, where they're like bent over
not looking now for some of them.

623
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:44,239
But then while he does it in
their camp, the Poco's camp, a

624
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:47,159
firefight between the rival campson sues,
so like, just blast and left and

625
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:52,159
right. I'm sure you should be
able to kill, by the way,

626
00:44:52,159 --> 00:44:53,559
if you walk up on a camp
and everybody's sleeping, you should be able

627
00:44:53,599 --> 00:44:58,880
to kill with a revolver, like
six of them before anyone can do anything.

628
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,400
Well, he kills exactly six in
the exchange. I knew it that

629
00:45:02,599 --> 00:45:06,679
that tracks to me, Well,
there are six bullets in the thing.

630
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,159
He's like, literally the one you
get a literal free shot, bang,

631
00:45:10,079 --> 00:45:14,679
and basically another literal free shot of
the guy next to him, because they're

632
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:19,960
just like what bang. The third
guy's barely getting up bang dad. Yeah,

633
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,480
fourth guy, it's probably the only
one that started to react, but

634
00:45:23,559 --> 00:45:28,280
you can still get him pretty easy. Five and six are the only ones

635
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,159
that you really really really have to
worry about. And that's, by the

636
00:45:30,159 --> 00:45:35,360
way, assuming they're all like none
of them are are drunk like the other

637
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,719
guys he killed, or or light
sleepers or you know what I mean,

638
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:40,760
Like, fuck dude. And by
the way, they're drunk. They're drunk.

639
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:45,480
They're all drunk. Everyone is drunk. The soberest person you know in

640
00:45:45,559 --> 00:45:51,760
that time is fucking drunk. Yeah. When they get to Abilene, Kansas,

641
00:45:52,079 --> 00:45:55,000
Harden claims at him and his companion
Paine got into an argument in a

642
00:45:55,079 --> 00:46:00,440
restaurant with someone that was anti Texas. Hm. That happens to this day.

643
00:46:00,559 --> 00:46:04,840
Tough, Yeah, yeah, got
a fuck around. I remember every

644
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:09,599
time someone is like, hey,
Derry Queen is Texas and I'm like no,

645
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:14,039
it's like from Illinois or some shit, try to murder me. That's

646
00:46:14,079 --> 00:46:20,239
true. Pen gets shot in the
arm and our guy puts one in the

647
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:24,480
back of the strangers d Yeah,
I'm sure. So he's not really keeping

648
00:46:24,519 --> 00:46:29,760
a little profile here, not remotely. This guy is just constantly trying to

649
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:35,360
get because he loves killing. Yeah, he's done almost nothing illegal. That's

650
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:44,880
cool. He is only murdered and
I guess basically raped a prostitute. Yeah,

651
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,079
he's a bad person. He's not
a good dude. No, No,

652
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:50,920
he is an outlaw. And I
know she's listening to this right now.

653
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,559
I'm sorry, your relative, it's
not that's what you're apologizing before,

654
00:46:53,559 --> 00:46:58,760
not me calling her homeless for fucking
twenty minutes. Well, she technically is

655
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:04,360
homeless. Didn't call her poor,
I didn't call her part She is albless

656
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,760
and you should pay teachers more.
Yes, we agree with that. Yeah,

657
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,639
I told her. Yeah, my
sister's a teacher or was. She

658
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:15,960
went to like grad school and now
she's the principal. But teachers don't make

659
00:47:15,039 --> 00:47:19,679
no money. On the fourth of
July in eighteen seventy one, a Texas

660
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:25,559
trail boss named William Coron was killed
on the Cottonwood Trail by an unnamed Mexican

661
00:47:27,079 --> 00:47:34,119
fled south. He was subsequently killed
by two cowboys in the Sumner County,

662
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:38,199
Kansas restaurant. On July twentieth,
hard And admitted to being involved in the

663
00:47:38,199 --> 00:47:45,159
shooting of the Mexican. Admitted to
or was just like, hell, yeah,

664
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,119
give me another body. I'll take
it. He'll take credit for anything,

665
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:50,920
probably the latter. Yeah, I'll
do it. Yeah, I did

666
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:52,760
it. I'm fucking I'm so dope, dude. I've killed like fucking three

667
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,639
hundred people. Every murder that happened
last year, that was me. This

668
00:47:55,719 --> 00:48:00,079
guy sounds like someone who lies about
fucking chicks but killing people. Back then,

669
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:04,880
was was stacking your body count?
Yeah, you know what I mean,

670
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:08,280
Like body count. Now it's fucking
body count. Man was killing kill

671
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:14,559
killing. When they get to Abilene, Kansas, the bulls Head Tavern had

672
00:48:14,599 --> 00:48:20,920
been established as partnership between x Laman
Ben Thompson and gambler Phil Coe. The

673
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:25,400
two entrepreneurs had painted the picture of
a giant bull with a large erect penis

674
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:29,599
on the side of their establishment as
an advertisement. That's cool, I love

675
00:48:29,639 --> 00:48:30,840
that. I want to go there. Well, we didn't. You want

676
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:34,719
to ask us on a go to
Patreon, hot com, slash software History

677
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:38,400
on our voicemail episode, like I
don't know, like just where would you

678
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:43,280
want to go hang out in history
because we said, like Pompey, where'd

679
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,440
you want to visit? Oh yeah, hard bull In. That's the hard

680
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:50,639
bull dick In is. I'm partying
there not when this asshole shows up,

681
00:48:50,639 --> 00:48:57,360
but citizens complained to the town Marshall
wild Bill Hycock. Oh Wild Bills is

682
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:00,679
pre Deadwood. Of course, when
Thompson and refused his request to remove the

683
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:07,440
bowl and the penis, Hiccock altered
it himself, which infuriated Thompson, who

684
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:15,320
tried to incite his new acquaintance Harden, telling him he's a damn Yankee picks

685
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:19,960
on rebels, especially Texans. We
gotta kill this motherfucker. So yeah,

686
00:49:20,119 --> 00:49:23,000
so Bill Hitcock was like you needed
to take this dick pick down, right,

687
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:29,079
and they were like, hey,
Harden, he hates Texas. He's

688
00:49:29,079 --> 00:49:31,159
been there for like two days.
And by the way, I love that.

689
00:49:31,159 --> 00:49:35,880
That's a post so during during of
course, but post Civil War thing

690
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,920
where it's like that's essentially libs and
cons right, It's like, oh,

691
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:43,480
he's like a Republican or like,
oh he's fucking live, you know what

692
00:49:43,559 --> 00:49:46,159
I mean? Like, that's how
people talked about each other. Some people

693
00:49:46,199 --> 00:49:52,039
talked about each other. Um that
cracks me up. Shit don't change.

694
00:49:52,159 --> 00:49:54,440
And by the way, the worst
possible person you could try to start shoot

695
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:59,239
is this how this guy dies?
I hope? Fuck Well, here's the

696
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:04,320
thing, right, he actually respects
Hiccock. Good call, he says,

697
00:50:05,039 --> 00:50:08,119
if Bill needs kill him, do
it yourself. Smart. He doesn't respect

698
00:50:08,199 --> 00:50:13,840
Hiccock. He's afraid of Hiccock.
Yes, he knows that he can't kill

699
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,239
Hiccock. Yeah, because no one
can. The only person who killed a

700
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:19,719
Hiccock shot him in the back,
hardened style, shot him in the back

701
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:23,000
of the fucking head in a saloon. He's not gonna straight up kill Hiccock.

702
00:50:23,079 --> 00:50:27,000
No one's gonna grab kill Hickock.
Yeah. Well, Later that night,

703
00:50:27,119 --> 00:50:30,039
Harden was confronted by Hiccock. He
told him that he was wearing guns

704
00:50:30,079 --> 00:50:35,440
and is a violation of town ordinance
and ordered him to hand over his guns,

705
00:50:35,519 --> 00:50:37,880
which he did in a quite surprising
way. Did not expect Hiccock to

706
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:40,840
be a Hey, this is a
gun for his zone. Man, Hiccock

707
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:45,840
on you. Fuck yeah, Hiccock
will do Hiccock can kill anyone. Yeah,

708
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:52,719
he does not care. So Harden
reached down, picked up his revolvers

709
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:58,199
from the holsters, handed them to
wild Bill's butts forward, and swiftly rolled

710
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:01,280
them over in his hands and only
while Bill was standing right into the muzzles.

711
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:07,000
However, both men didn't back down. Hycock had a knowledge that Harden

712
00:51:07,119 --> 00:51:10,360
was a wanted man, and he
advised Harden to avoid problems while he was

713
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:15,679
in Abilene with Hiccock. Or Harden
did agree to He's just like, well,

714
00:51:15,679 --> 00:51:19,679
just let me keep my guns,
man, Yeah, and Hiccock was

715
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:22,679
like, quit fucking around. I
still think Hiccock had the drop on him.

716
00:51:23,039 --> 00:51:28,880
Hiccock wouldn't murder the motherfucker. Maybe
just respecting him, just like respect.

717
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,719
I think Hycock was just like,
this guy's a fucking psycho. If

718
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:36,519
I don't let him be a little
bit of a psycho, he's going to

719
00:51:36,559 --> 00:51:39,679
be a massive psycho. Harden met
up with Hiccock again while on a cattle

720
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:44,960
drive in August eighteen seventy one.
This time, Hiccock allowed Harden to carry

721
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,800
his pistols into town, something he
had never allowed others to do, so

722
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:52,199
he kind of got the the Burn
from the Hot Star like, Wow,

723
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:55,599
Bill, I think he was a
star fucker. Yeah, he's star struck.

724
00:51:55,719 --> 00:52:00,800
Yeah, because he this man clearly
didn't be himself as a serial killer,

725
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:05,960
which he was. He viewed himself
as a tough guy, and he

726
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,320
also viewed wild Bill is a tough
guy, and wild Bill is a very

727
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:13,119
famous tough guy. So this guy's
like, oh man, cool, he

728
00:52:13,199 --> 00:52:15,079
likes me. Yeah, So they
kind of brew up a little bit of

729
00:52:15,119 --> 00:52:21,519
a friendship. At one point,
Harden's cousin is in prison, and Harden

730
00:52:21,599 --> 00:52:25,480
kind of ranges for Hiccock to let
him go. Sure, I mean,

731
00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:30,599
Hiccock's not a good dude. No, Like, he's a piece of shit.

732
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:34,400
What is good? What is good? Here? Right? What is

733
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:38,199
good? But he's a drunk and
a gambling attic? Well what is lawman?

734
00:52:38,559 --> 00:52:43,119
Like? It's it's all very relative. He keeps the piece a little

735
00:52:43,159 --> 00:52:49,119
bit, yeah, by blasting people
that shoot first. Questions later, Yeah,

736
00:52:49,199 --> 00:52:53,320
questions never, I guess because you're
shooting. Yeah. Uh. August

737
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:58,679
six, eighteen seventy one, Hardened, Harden's cousin, Gip Clements, and

738
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:04,880
a rancher friend named Charles Cougar put
up for the night at the American House

739
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:09,280
Hotel. After an evening of gambling, Clements and Harden shared one room with

740
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:15,239
Cougar in the adjacent room. All
three had been drinking heavily. Sometime during

741
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:21,039
the evening, Harden had awakened by
loud snoring coming from Cougar's room. Great

742
00:53:21,119 --> 00:53:25,239
name. He first shouted several times
for the man to roll over, and

743
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:30,840
then, irritated by the lack of
response, drunkenly fired several bullets through the

744
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:37,440
wall and killed Cougar. Yeah,
it's a dick. Move asleep. Let

745
00:53:37,519 --> 00:53:42,039
me um channel my nineties. Sit
come here. I'm a bad snorer and

746
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,039
my wife would probably do that if
if she could, I like wear a

747
00:53:45,119 --> 00:53:50,519
retainer to stop my snoring. Well, this once again just proves the concept

748
00:53:50,559 --> 00:53:53,519
of he kills everyone in their sleep. Yeah. Yeah, even people that

749
00:53:53,639 --> 00:53:58,199
he's trying to wake up to stop
snoring through a wall. He just knows

750
00:53:58,199 --> 00:54:02,559
they're asleep. Thus the story an
A simple wall at this point is just

751
00:54:02,599 --> 00:54:07,480
like this little thin piece of wood
right here. It's not it's not a

752
00:54:07,519 --> 00:54:10,360
good lumber man. There's no but
I mean, like there's nothing in between

753
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,519
him. Yeah, you know what
I mean. The wall is literally just

754
00:54:13,559 --> 00:54:17,800
that little and killing cougar was not
actually the big offense here, but he

755
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:23,920
had violated the ordinance prohibiting firing a
gun in city limits. Well, it's

756
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:27,920
a gun for his zone. Yeah, can't just be shooting a gun.

757
00:54:28,119 --> 00:54:34,719
I like, how there's like,
like, obviously you can't shooting a gun

758
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:37,320
and sea limits. It would be
legal for him to shoot a gun if

759
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:38,719
someone was trying to kill him,
right, if he was in danger,

760
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:45,079
right, But if you're just shooting, it's never legal as far as I

761
00:54:45,119 --> 00:54:50,440
know, to just shoot a gun
for note, Like you need to be

762
00:54:50,519 --> 00:54:53,159
at a specific area, like a
firing range or on your private property or

763
00:54:53,199 --> 00:54:57,199
something like that. Like you can't
just be in the middle of a town

764
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:00,599
or in a building and just shoot
your gun for fun, for fun,

765
00:55:00,599 --> 00:55:04,679
to use that whatever, whether it's
another person or not. Yeah, you

766
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:07,800
know what I mean. Like there
needs to be like very specific circumstances for

767
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:10,920
you to shoot your gun. You
can't just pop off. Yeah, it's

768
00:55:12,159 --> 00:55:15,199
it's a lot of people don't know
this, But they're not toys. Turns

769
00:55:15,199 --> 00:55:21,719
out guns aren't toys. They're very
specific, useful, dangerous tools. Well,

770
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:27,679
listen, he was half drunk and
half dressed and He and Clements exited

771
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:30,480
through a second story window onto the
roof of the hotel. He saw Hycock

772
00:55:30,639 --> 00:55:36,679
arrived with four policemen. Hycock's just
like, god fucking damn it. He

773
00:55:36,679 --> 00:55:38,320
heard one gun shot and he's like, yeah, I know exactly where that

774
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:42,400
came from. It's the guy like
keep his guns. Yeah, the lunatic.

775
00:55:43,119 --> 00:55:45,760
I like keeping guns because I didn't
want to deal with the lunatic at

776
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:49,199
the time, because I had a
poker game to get too hard. Harden

777
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:52,880
leaped from the roof into the street
and hid in the haystack for the rest

778
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:55,159
of the night. He didn't want
to. He wanted that smoke. Just

779
00:55:55,239 --> 00:56:00,000
in the middle of the haystack.
Pulled an assassin's creed pretty cozy in there,

780
00:56:00,119 --> 00:56:06,159
according to what you pulled an assassin's
I think that according to assassins now

781
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,000
we I mean, like, I
know the software history, but where are

782
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:15,800
we sourcing things from? Now,
dude, you'd be soft man makes it.

783
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:19,599
Yeah, it's the most disappointing historical
fiction movie I've ever watched in my

784
00:56:19,639 --> 00:56:23,559
life. It wasn't great. You
had fast Bender. I know that made

785
00:56:23,559 --> 00:56:29,679
me so hyped. It's it's so
forgettable. I can't believe it, then

786
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:30,920
you make a show. It shouldn't. It should have never been a movie.

787
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:36,000
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788
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:39,199
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800
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801
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802
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definitely more of the drinker guy of
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803
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804
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the Delta nine. It's a mellow
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you're getting a dose of that without
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a mellow feeling. If you're someone
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they offer there is they have Indica, Sativa and the hybrid. And actually

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what's cool is they offer each different
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in each one of the different flavor. So they're indica and I love their

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don't don't eat twelve of them,
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kids. They know what I mean. They should just make candy. I

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would eat the candy mites legitimately.
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All right, to go back to
this show. Harding claimed he later ambushed

942
01:06:45,599 --> 01:06:48,679
lawman Tom Carson and two other deputies
there. According to Harden, he did

943
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:53,199
not kill them, but forced them
to remove all their clothing and walk back

944
01:06:53,239 --> 01:06:58,760
to Abilene when they found him out
just outside. Um. Weird of a

945
01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:01,880
question that maybe you answer later,
but I kind of think you don't.

946
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:11,400
Um who published this autobiography? He
writes it when he's in prison, and

947
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:14,480
we'll get to that. But they
publish it in like the twenties, nineteen

948
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:16,639
twenties, so it's just like a
real publisher probably won't still exists today.

949
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:19,840
Yeah, what's the guy's name again, Harding? I know I don't remember

950
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:24,400
what what's this full name? John
Wesley Harden? Okay, that'tch you.

951
01:07:24,519 --> 01:07:28,840
It's Penguin. Feels like it is. It feels like a Penguin book.

952
01:07:30,639 --> 01:07:33,239
What do you think it's called I'll
look it up. Yeah, it's called

953
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:39,559
gun Fighter and Autobiography. Did he
name it? Did he name it that?

954
01:07:40,159 --> 01:07:45,519
I'm trying to think gun fighters pretty
loose, gun murderer, and sleeper.

955
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:50,480
You're talking about an earlier time,
right, like it's people are simpler

956
01:07:50,519 --> 01:07:54,760
back then. Yeah, they just
call things things, you know, like

957
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:59,440
they don't need they don't need fancy
stupid titles. Yeah, not seeing a

958
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:01,639
publisher, now, well there had
to be one. It's fine, I'll

959
01:08:01,639 --> 01:08:08,519
look it up. You'll keep going. But yeah, the incident earned Harden

960
01:08:08,599 --> 01:08:12,840
a reputation as a man so mean
he once shot a man for snorn.

961
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:18,199
Oh, I mean that's that's accurate. Yeah. A couple quick bullet points

962
01:08:18,239 --> 01:08:21,159
here, I mean, this entire
episode is just bullet points of incidents he

963
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had fallen. His escape, Harden
claimed to have been involved in the following

964
01:08:26,319 --> 01:08:30,680
gunfights. September eighteen seventy one,
Harden was involved in a gunfight with two

965
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:35,760
Texas Special Policemen, two freedman Privates
Green Paramour, and John Lackey, during

966
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:43,000
which Paramore was killed and Lackey wounded. September eighteen seventy one, also a

967
01:08:43,079 --> 01:08:47,279
Black posse from Austin, Texas came
after him for killing Paramore, but said

968
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:55,439
they returned Saturn Wiser after he ambush
and killed three of them in May eighteen

969
01:08:55,479 --> 01:09:00,920
seventy two or forty five miles outside
Corpus Christi, Texas, after he's followed

970
01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:03,840
by two Mexicans, shot one off
his horse and the other quit the fight.

971
01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:10,279
On June nineteenth, eighteen seventy two, Hardham was involved in the gunfight

972
01:09:10,279 --> 01:09:14,239
in Willis, Texas. Really no
details of that. Just got in the

973
01:09:14,279 --> 01:09:16,720
gunfights started popping shot. Yeah,
I just murdered more people. Yeah,

974
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:19,359
it's got a little horny. I
saw some tents about him away, so

975
01:09:19,399 --> 01:09:21,079
I just started shooting at him.
Yeah. I was like, oh,

976
01:09:21,079 --> 01:09:26,640
those people look asleep. That's good
murdering. Maybe I'll clip a couple.

977
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:30,520
I'm an outlaw's He's like walks up
to like a sleeping woman. He's like

978
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:35,680
you, I'm Jesse James. Fuck
off. Yeah, good lord. On

979
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:41,359
July twenty six, eighteen seventy two, Harden wounded Texas State policeman Sony spits

980
01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:46,159
in the arm with a pistol in
him Hill, Texas. In earlier eighteen

981
01:09:46,199 --> 01:09:50,680
seventy two, Hardham was in South
central Texas in the area of the Gonzalez

982
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:57,039
County. It was about the time
that Harden married Jane Bowen and started to

983
01:09:57,119 --> 01:10:05,079
keep regular company with her brother,
cattle rustler Robert Bowen. So oh he

984
01:10:05,159 --> 01:10:11,920
fell in love. That's great,
hooray. Everyone has somebody. Honestly,

985
01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:15,439
at this point he seemed like,
I guess he's fucking a prostitute. So

986
01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:23,159
I don't know. It seems like
he only loves killing. Yeah, like

987
01:10:23,359 --> 01:10:26,079
really loves killing. Dan even this
guy can get a wife, dude,

988
01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:30,880
I'm for real, come on,
what's wrong with me? Maybe you should

989
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:35,159
start murdering people in their sleep.
I don't know. It is like I

990
01:10:35,199 --> 01:10:41,399
guarantee you, by the way,
and this is okay if it's true.

991
01:10:41,439 --> 01:10:47,560
Of like, already know a bombardier
and a fucking B fifty two or or

992
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:53,920
a or a machine gunner and World
War two. But like most people,

993
01:10:54,600 --> 01:11:00,720
most people, or even even a
soldier. Now I guess whatever from the

994
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:08,000
girbal little orange, but most people
should have had sex with more people than

995
01:11:08,119 --> 01:11:12,640
they've killed. Yeah, that's a
good question. I think it's for him.

996
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:15,920
I wonder how many what the ratio
is? Yeah, it's probably one

997
01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:21,199
to one. No, it's definitely
lower. He's he's gotten more bodies cold

998
01:11:21,199 --> 01:11:25,720
than hot. Yeah, he's in
a bunch of wild West towns and cattle

999
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:30,199
towns. He's probably fucking a bunch
of prostuits. He's stacking two to three

1000
01:11:30,239 --> 01:11:33,319
bodies a night on the murders.
Yeah, he's fucking one hooker. Dude.

1001
01:11:33,359 --> 01:11:36,479
This guy could actually hit the Mayan
sacrifice number. I think if he

1002
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:40,439
lived a full, healthy life.
Yeah. The people don't realize it,

1003
01:11:40,439 --> 01:11:44,479
but the Aztexes are Yeah, the
Aztecs killed two million people a day.

1004
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:48,399
It's two hundred thousand a year according
to my sources, upwards of five million

1005
01:11:49,079 --> 01:11:55,600
a month. It's a lot.
It's a lot of folks. So when

1006
01:11:55,600 --> 01:12:00,960
he gets married, he kind of
gets involved in this little family rivalry.

1007
01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:04,239
Of course he does. He found
the feud. Horse, he found the

1008
01:12:04,279 --> 01:12:08,239
feud. Sorry, no, of
course, this man immediately became a hockey

1009
01:12:08,279 --> 01:12:13,039
dad. Yeah. They get into
a feud with the rival Sutton faction for

1010
01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:16,520
several years. On August seventh,
they don't know who. August seven,

1011
01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:21,880
eighteen seventy two, Harden was wounded
by a shotgun blast in a gambling dispute

1012
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:27,920
at the Gates Saloon in Trinity,
Texas. He was shot by Phil Sublett,

1013
01:12:28,079 --> 01:12:30,199
who had lost money to him in
the poker game. So he's a

1014
01:12:30,199 --> 01:12:33,600
great, great card player. Yeah, probably cheating. I don't understand,

1015
01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:39,319
like or he's just playing other fucking
idiots, you know what I mean.

1016
01:12:39,359 --> 01:12:42,880
Like he's not the World Series of
Poker. He's at a table with other

1017
01:12:43,279 --> 01:12:49,439
drum fuck cattle rustling, fucking idiot, no job having outlaws. Yeah.

1018
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:54,920
So two buckshot pellets penetrated Harden's kidneys, and for a time it looked like

1019
01:12:54,920 --> 01:13:00,960
he was going to die. This
can't kill it Cato Dianas. While recruperating

1020
01:13:01,039 --> 01:13:05,399
from his wounds, Harden decided he
wanted to settle down finally. Sure,

1021
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:09,520
now that my kidneys are leaking blood, I think it's time to kick up

1022
01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:14,880
my boots. So he surrendered to
Sheriff Reagan, brother of John and and

1023
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:18,439
Jery Reagan of Cherokee County, Texas. He was wounded in the right knee

1024
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:26,760
by an accidental gunshot from a nervous
deputy as he was to surrender. I

1025
01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:30,680
don't blame that guy, completely understandable. That makes sense a thousand percent.

1026
01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:39,239
So this guy's coming to the jail. We got start shoot him. Harden

1027
01:13:39,319 --> 01:13:43,880
made a sick bed surrender to authorities, handing over his guns to Chrieff Reagan,

1028
01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:47,640
and asked to be tried or his
past crimes in order to clear the

1029
01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:55,640
slate. Oh, how do you
start with that? What do you it's

1030
01:13:56,279 --> 01:13:59,359
we mean, clearly slate tried for
his pass crid. He's murdered like one

1031
01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:01,000
hundred people. You just hang him. He can only hang you once.

1032
01:14:01,119 --> 01:14:06,319
They hang horse thieves, horse thieves. Honestly, the horse is still alive.

1033
01:14:06,439 --> 01:14:13,039
It can be given back. Everybody's
broker in the deal. Sure,

1034
01:14:13,399 --> 01:14:16,039
giving him a plea deal. Hey, I'm here, I'm not gonna murder

1035
01:14:16,079 --> 01:14:20,880
any me in your sleep, I
swear. The cops are like, all

1036
01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:27,079
right, so hold on. You're
gonna promise us that if we drink eight

1037
01:14:27,159 --> 01:14:31,119
gallons of whiskey and leave the keys
within arm's length of your sou you won't,

1038
01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:35,800
you know, take the key,
turn that little lock, take one

1039
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:39,399
of our pistols, and blow all
our brains out while we're passed out.

1040
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:45,359
What kind of guy do you think
I am? But changed man's sheriff Agan

1041
01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:47,960
was like, yeah, we're gonna
charge you with all these murders. The

1042
01:14:48,039 --> 01:14:53,279
murders he did the only cunder What
did he ever rob what did he have?

1043
01:14:53,479 --> 01:14:59,439
Like one pimp? One pimp?
He robbed one pimp and then murdered

1044
01:14:59,479 --> 01:15:03,199
him. Yeah, he has committed
no cool stagecoach robberies. He has done

1045
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:09,399
nothing, nothing, other than murder
people. He is a literal serial killer.

1046
01:15:09,479 --> 01:15:13,640
This is a bad person. Now, knowing that sheriff is gonna charge

1047
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:15,920
him with all these crimes, he
decides to change his mind. He's like,

1048
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:18,000
I don't want to do this anything. What is the only crimes he's

1049
01:15:18,039 --> 01:15:21,840
committed? Again, he has a
robbed a bank or a stage coach.

1050
01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:26,119
He had a relative smuggle hack sauce
to hide him while he was in prison,

1051
01:15:26,479 --> 01:15:29,640
and he escaped by cutting through the
bars of the prison window. Smuggle

1052
01:15:29,960 --> 01:15:36,920
in what Ca. Yeah, they
probably just handed it through problem. Yeah.

1053
01:15:38,039 --> 01:15:41,359
Yeah to judge, some judge,
like, I mean, based out

1054
01:15:41,359 --> 01:15:44,479
of the Second Amendment, you can't
not let them have a hacksaw. It's

1055
01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:46,079
like, I imagine it's the same
way like they got a gun into the

1056
01:15:46,079 --> 01:15:50,960
Waco log prison. So I can't
imagine getting hacks on another shitty Texas town

1057
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:55,119
prison. Is that hard? These
are really tiny towns. Yeah, there's

1058
01:15:55,119 --> 01:15:58,039
not They don't have enough men to
guard the back of the prison. Yeah,

1059
01:15:58,039 --> 01:16:00,720
it's just the window in the back. They're just like flip, here's

1060
01:16:00,720 --> 01:16:03,880
your axa and everyone is of course, has had their own handle of whiskey

1061
01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:10,880
to drink that night. Yeah,
HARDI escaped prison with that axall despite a

1062
01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:14,560
guard of six men. One hundred
dollars award is offered for his arrest.

1063
01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:20,479
How he had six people guarding him? What does guarding mean? Yeah?

1064
01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:26,640
What is anything this time period?
So he has there's just six people at

1065
01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:32,880
the jail. Yeah, getting blasted, I assume even honestly, like sober

1066
01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:39,039
then is drunk now. Yeah.
The family he marries into the tailors,

1067
01:16:39,399 --> 01:16:45,279
they getting The beef of the Sutton
feud came to a head when Harden himself

1068
01:16:45,359 --> 01:16:49,399
killed two law men known to be
Sutton family allies on July eighteenth, eighteen

1069
01:16:49,439 --> 01:16:55,600
seventy three, in Kiro, Texas. How do you kill him? Harding

1070
01:16:55,720 --> 01:17:01,319
killed Dewatt County Deputy Sheriff JB.
Morgan, who served under County Sheriff Jack

1071
01:17:01,359 --> 01:17:05,680
Helm, a former captain in the
Texas State Police and leader of the Sutton

1072
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:10,359
Force at the time. I strayed
up guarantee even if they weren't asleep,

1073
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,560
Like this guy killed them by just
walking up and shooting them. Yeah,

1074
01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:15,960
Like there was no like, there
was no draw you know, there's no

1075
01:17:16,039 --> 01:17:19,600
showdown. Like this guy's just like, hey, dick, well yeah,

1076
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:25,840
he kills Helm in the town square
in Albuquerque, Texas. Yeah, on

1077
01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:29,920
the run again. In June eighteen
seventy three, Hardin assisted in the escape

1078
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:35,319
of his brother in law, Joshua
Bowen from the Gonzalez County jail. Allegedly,

1079
01:17:35,439 --> 01:17:43,279
Harden was also involved in this killing
of Thomas Holderman. So at least

1080
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:47,960
anyone who has died near this man, I have a tolerance at this point

1081
01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:50,399
to hearing that he killed someone or
broke out of jail. Like, I'm

1082
01:17:50,399 --> 01:17:55,680
like, yeah, of course he
did. Yeah statistics now yeah, you're

1083
01:17:55,760 --> 01:18:00,239
just like whatever, it's a man. It's like he is a boat in

1084
01:18:00,319 --> 01:18:04,760
a lake and bodies are just the
wake. Yeah you know what I mean,

1085
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:10,239
Like there's just anywhere he goes,
there's just dead bodies behind him.

1086
01:18:10,399 --> 01:18:13,680
Yeah, it's not even like that
remarkable to me. It's done this now

1087
01:18:14,079 --> 01:18:16,720
and again, this is not an
outlaw. I mean technically he's an outlaw,

1088
01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:20,600
but like, this is not some
cool guy who's like puts a mask

1089
01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:27,079
over his face and steals you know
whatever. He's just just a serial killer,

1090
01:18:27,279 --> 01:18:29,840
but he puts on If you're a
serial killer, but you put it

1091
01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:33,199
on a cowboy outfit, you're an
hour at all. It's actually scarier.

1092
01:18:34,159 --> 01:18:36,760
Think about it. Like someone's like, there's a serial killer in Austin right

1093
01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:41,399
now. Yeah, but like what
if they were. I saw a cowboy

1094
01:18:41,479 --> 01:18:45,159
dragging a man out to the river. Oh boys, an outlaw. So

1095
01:18:45,319 --> 01:18:50,479
wait, that's not a serial killer, that's an Ola. Eighteen seventy four,

1096
01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:57,000
he takes a brief visit to Florida, lays, well, he don't

1097
01:18:57,039 --> 01:19:00,560
want one of that Florida smoke.
Where he his wife Jane, and their

1098
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:08,079
younger daughter, whom he had really
relocated under the assumed name Swain. Harden

1099
01:19:08,159 --> 01:19:12,479
then met up with his gang on
May twenty six, eighteen seventy four,

1100
01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:16,079
in Comanche, Texas Saloon to celebrate
his twenty first birthday. So he did

1101
01:19:16,119 --> 01:19:23,960
all this before? Why God,
what I thought this dude was like forty

1102
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:27,800
by this time. I didn't think
forty, but I thought thirty. He

1103
01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:30,640
was in his his man years,
you know, yeah, yeah, No,

1104
01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:34,199
I didn't realize it had been six
years since his first kill. He

1105
01:19:34,319 --> 01:19:39,600
got a lot done. I stand
by that he killed more than he fucked.

1106
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:42,880
Yeah, quite a bit. Six
years. He definitely killed more.

1107
01:19:43,319 --> 01:19:49,119
And I mean, yeah, that's
that's prolific. That's so many bodies in

1108
01:19:49,279 --> 01:19:55,800
six years. Biggest piece of shit. This dude is Bundy. This dude

1109
01:19:55,920 --> 01:20:00,119
is every He's just efficient. It's
just again. He put on a how

1110
01:20:00,199 --> 01:20:03,239
boy had so it's folksy, ain't. I'm not a cycle pay it thoughts.

1111
01:20:03,319 --> 01:20:10,520
The world West is how we fight. Yeah. Arden was spotted by

1112
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:15,119
Brown County Deputy Sheriff Charles Webb.
Entering the premises. He asked Webb if

1113
01:20:15,119 --> 01:20:17,840
he had come to arrest him.
When Webb replied he had not, Arden

1114
01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:25,239
invited him to the hotel for a
drink pass. I'm good. Yeah.

1115
01:20:25,439 --> 01:20:30,840
As Webb followed him inside, Harden
claimed, Webb drew his gun. Yeah

1116
01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:34,920
he's coming right for me. One
of Harden's men yelled out a warning,

1117
01:20:35,079 --> 01:20:39,760
and then the ensuing gunfight, Webb
was shot dead. I'm sure of course

1118
01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:44,920
he was. You. The only
way to kill this man is in his

1119
01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:46,600
own sleep. Yeah, No,
I mean you just shoot him in like

1120
01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:50,600
any decent person, Just shoot him
in the back of it. He just

1121
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:56,439
shoot him in the back of the
Yeah, the wrong move here. Webb's

1122
01:20:56,479 --> 01:20:59,840
a very popular man in town.
Oh oh, I'm sorry. He finally

1123
01:21:00,039 --> 01:21:03,560
killed the wrong personally killed the wrong
person three hundred times a charm. Yeah.

1124
01:21:04,159 --> 01:21:08,880
The death of popular Web resulted in
the formation of a lynch mob.

1125
01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:15,119
So essentially, finally there were more
people trying to kill him than he had

1126
01:21:15,159 --> 01:21:18,600
bullets out chamber to say, we
need more than twelve men, We need

1127
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:25,039
more than twelve. Harden's parents and
wife were taken into protective custody, while

1128
01:21:25,079 --> 01:21:30,119
his brother Joe and two cousins,
brothers Budd and Tom Dixon, were arrested

1129
01:21:30,199 --> 01:21:34,319
on outstanding lawrence. A group of
local men broke into the jail in July

1130
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:40,000
eighteen seventy four and hanged Joe and
two Dixon boys. After this, Harden

1131
01:21:40,119 --> 01:21:44,600
and Jim Taylor parted ways for good
and he escapes. He gets his cousins

1132
01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:46,840
killed, but a lynch mob.
Yeah. Well, by the way,

1133
01:21:46,840 --> 01:21:53,039
he said, his book, his
autobiography, was published in the twenties,

1134
01:21:54,640 --> 01:22:00,359
which means he would be in his
seventies. He is not to make it

1135
01:22:00,399 --> 01:22:05,159
that long, okay. On January
twentieth, eighteen seventy five, the Texas

1136
01:22:05,359 --> 01:22:12,279
legislator, Governor Richard B. Hubbard
offered a four thousand dollars reward for Harden's

1137
01:22:12,359 --> 01:22:15,680
arrest. Damn, that's quite the
reward. Back then, and undercover Texas

1138
01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:20,840
ranger named Jack Duncan intercepted a letter
sent to Harden's father in law by Harden's

1139
01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:26,039
brother in law, and the letter
mentioned that Harden was hiding out on the

1140
01:22:26,079 --> 01:22:30,960
Alabama Florida border using the name James
W. Swain. Hold on call it

1141
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:35,239
Florabama, Laurabama, It's an orange
beach man. In his autobiography, Hardened

1142
01:22:35,239 --> 01:22:42,439
admitted that he adopted this alias from
Brenham, Texas town Marshall Henry Swain,

1143
01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:46,119
who had married a cousin of Harden's
name, Molly Parks. I've always thought

1144
01:22:46,119 --> 01:22:49,960
about how what I would use as
an alias, like because you know how

1145
01:22:50,039 --> 01:22:55,279
like you accidentally just make a pass
where like something that's related to you,

1146
01:22:56,039 --> 01:22:59,880
I would, you know, I
feel like I would accidentally make a name

1147
01:23:00,079 --> 01:23:01,439
that it's in relation to some way. Like let's say, had to try

1148
01:23:01,439 --> 01:23:04,640
to disappear from my family and like
like my path, I feel like my

1149
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:09,520
parents are like my brothers something to
be able to figure out who it was.

1150
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:15,760
But you literally have to pick like
the the most benign domin Like,

1151
01:23:15,800 --> 01:23:18,880
you can't be clever when you can't
do anything you need it needs to be

1152
01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:25,600
like Jack Smith. Literally, yeah, like you need to just pass over.

1153
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:29,000
It needs to put you to sleep. Yeah. In March eighteen seventy

1154
01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:33,319
six, Harden wounded a man in
Florida who had tried to mediate a quarrel

1155
01:23:33,319 --> 01:23:36,079
between him and another man. So
a guy tried to break up a fight,

1156
01:23:36,840 --> 01:23:42,640
catches one for his interfering. Where
this guy still getting in fight.

1157
01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:45,520
It's almost like he loves killing because
he's just a fucking serial killer in a

1158
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:48,880
cowboy hat. Yeah. In November
eighteen seventy six and Mobile, Alabama,

1159
01:23:49,079 --> 01:23:55,920
Arden was arrested briefly for having marked
cards. Oh there it is. It

1160
01:23:55,960 --> 01:24:01,479
all comes out fucking which he was
cheating in killing the people that accused them

1161
01:24:01,520 --> 01:24:06,600
of it. In mid eighteen seventy
seven, two former slaves of his father's

1162
01:24:08,199 --> 01:24:14,439
um tried to capture Heart in Gainesville, Florida. Go Geyers probably just killed

1163
01:24:14,439 --> 01:24:15,800
two black eyes. Let's just get
to the point where he kills kills two

1164
01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:18,359
black eyes. He killed one and
blinded the other, Yeah, okay,

1165
01:24:18,439 --> 01:24:25,800
even better. August twenty four,
eighteen seventy seven, rangers and local authorities

1166
01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:31,239
confronted Hearted on a train in Pensacola, Florida. What do you kill him?

1167
01:24:31,640 --> 01:24:34,840
At this point? It's like a
bartender, Like you're just like vomitating

1168
01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:41,159
in your lap and crying, and
there's like, hey, hey, have

1169
01:24:41,359 --> 01:24:45,279
you had enough? Yeah? I
almost think you've had. What do you

1170
01:24:45,319 --> 01:24:49,319
want to drink? But I almost
think you had enough? It's time stop

1171
01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:56,920
light this the whole train on fire. He attempted to draw forty four colt

1172
01:24:57,079 --> 01:25:00,520
cap and ball pistol, but it
got caught up in suspenders. The officers

1173
01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:04,880
knocked hard and unconscious. Good,
what do you even? Don't leave him

1174
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:11,760
alive? I just shoot him in
the head. Ranger John by Armstrong killed

1175
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:16,880
one of the men he was accompanied
by and arrested to others. Harden claimed

1176
01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:21,840
that he was captured while smoking his
pipe, and that Duncan found Harden's pistol

1177
01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:26,960
under his shirt only after his arrest. Oh, so he was like,

1178
01:25:28,399 --> 01:25:31,399
No, I didn't lose, or
did I wasn't even trying. Stupid?

1179
01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:36,520
Yeah, so stupid. That's like
in Avengers in Fanny War, when the

1180
01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:42,439
mantis chick drops on Thanos and she's
like, sleep will not just be like

1181
01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:49,680
um and yoursen. Yeah, I
don't get that reference stuff. So Harden

1182
01:25:50,039 --> 01:25:57,399
was tried for killing Webb, the
you know guy from the important killing,

1183
01:25:57,720 --> 01:26:00,840
the one guy shouldn't have killed.
I mean, look, it only takes

1184
01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:04,359
one, right, That's what That's
always funny to me when people complain about

1185
01:26:04,399 --> 01:26:08,920
like, I mean, he got
off anyway because the prosecutors are morons,

1186
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:11,439
but when they're like, why is
Bill copy on me? And tried for

1187
01:26:11,479 --> 01:26:14,399
like ten to the child, like
it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.

1188
01:26:14,520 --> 01:26:17,079
I understand what you want, but
like ten's more than enough. One's more

1189
01:26:17,079 --> 01:26:20,640
than enough, especially because he's so
old, Like he'll go to jail,

1190
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:25,680
and he did until the prosecutors ruined
it all. But on June fifth,

1191
01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:29,640
eighteen seventy eight, he was sentenced
to serve twenty five years in Huntsville prison.

1192
01:26:31,119 --> 01:26:35,479
Okay, didn't even get death.
Meanwhile, you get accused of stealing

1193
01:26:35,479 --> 01:26:41,399
a horse in the wrong town,
lynch bob right away. Yeah, straight

1194
01:26:41,439 --> 01:26:45,359
to death, straight to straight to
the gallop. There's so many stories of

1195
01:26:45,680 --> 01:26:47,920
in that time period someone bought a
horse that was stolen and they're like,

1196
01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:50,159
you stole that horse. You're dead, and that guy will just die,

1197
01:26:50,279 --> 01:26:54,039
just die death. But he's like, no, I didn't. They're like

1198
01:26:54,319 --> 01:26:56,880
at a certain point though, they
kind of reward you for your body count.

1199
01:26:58,199 --> 01:27:04,239
Knock off. Guy's pretty fair man
at this point. In eighteen seventy

1200
01:27:04,319 --> 01:27:09,560
nine, while at Huntsville Prison,
Harden and fifty other convicts were stopped within

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01:27:09,640 --> 01:27:15,479
hours of successfully tonning into the prison
armory. Hardy made several attempts to escape.

1202
01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:18,079
On February fourteenth, eighteen ninety two, during his prison term, he

1203
01:27:18,119 --> 01:27:24,399
was convicted of another man's slaughter charge
for their earlier shooting of JB. Morgan

1204
01:27:24,560 --> 01:27:28,439
and given a two year sentence to
be served bill currently with his expire in

1205
01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:35,359
twenty five year sentence. Harden eventually
adopted prison life. While there, he

1206
01:27:35,479 --> 01:27:43,239
read theological books, became the superintendent
of the prison Sunday School, and studied

1207
01:27:43,279 --> 01:27:46,520
law. He was plagued by recurring
poor health. This he's a lunatic,

1208
01:27:46,760 --> 01:27:50,760
yeah, and leading Sunday school.
Now I think he wants who's bedridden for

1209
01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:55,039
two years because one of his old
wounds just got reinfected. Yeah, that

1210
01:27:55,079 --> 01:27:57,880
happens. Old ones were like reopened
and shit like that happens. Like a

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01:27:57,920 --> 01:28:00,520
lot people used to die. Soldiers
especially die from that quite a bit.

1212
01:28:01,079 --> 01:28:05,359
Um. Is it like a control
thing at this point? Like he just

1213
01:28:05,399 --> 01:28:10,680
found the ways in prison that he
could be in control, became a man

1214
01:28:10,720 --> 01:28:16,039
of God. Yeah yeah, I
guess bike and a lawyer just like uh

1215
01:28:16,359 --> 01:28:23,079
gasy you know. Yeah, and
just like Dahmer, everyone finds religion in

1216
01:28:23,119 --> 01:28:27,359
prison. Yeah. Yeah, while
in prison. His wife dies. On

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01:28:27,479 --> 01:28:31,399
February seventeenth, eighteen ninety four,
Harden was released from prison, having served

1218
01:28:31,479 --> 01:28:36,279
seventeen years of his twenty five years
since got out in good behavior. Also,

1219
01:28:36,279 --> 01:28:41,439
it might just be I will say
this, so he it's clearly very

1220
01:28:41,479 --> 01:28:45,159
intelligent. I think he's pretty smart. Knows how to play the game.

1221
01:28:45,279 --> 01:28:51,600
Yeah he I don't know that.
He's like he just sees patterns. He's

1222
01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:54,319
like, he sees what he needs
to do and he does it. He's

1223
01:28:54,319 --> 01:28:56,920
a psychopath. Yeah, he's probably
a classical one, you know, the

1224
01:28:57,560 --> 01:29:00,800
charming psychopath in a way. Yeah. Yeah. So he gets released from

1225
01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:03,960
prison and he's only forty Yeah,
well right, he didn't he did all

1226
01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:06,520
these things. It's like under the
age of twenty one basically. Yeah,

1227
01:29:06,520 --> 01:29:14,359
eighteen nineties forty is probably like later
that year, on March sixteenth, Hardon

1228
01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:17,840
was pardoned, and on July twenty
first he passed the state's bar. Example

1229
01:29:18,279 --> 01:29:23,199
pardoned, pardon for what? Why? Why pardon him? I guess like

1230
01:29:23,720 --> 01:29:28,159
they just allowed him to become a
lawyer. He's pardoned to be a Jesus,

1231
01:29:28,199 --> 01:29:30,560
Like, don't you lose your rise
when you go to prison. You're

1232
01:29:30,600 --> 01:29:32,720
not depending on not becoming a lawyer
if you're going to prison for that,

1233
01:29:32,920 --> 01:29:39,520
Yeah, after it's not happening now
now certainly maybe, but like no,

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01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:42,640
not, maybe you will not become
a lawyer in any state if you've served

1235
01:29:42,680 --> 01:29:49,439
time for murder. Okay, it's
not happening, but then yeah, wauser

1236
01:29:49,840 --> 01:29:54,800
kind of things. Then I don't
know, right, yeah, but you

1237
01:29:54,840 --> 01:29:59,279
know, a tiger can't change his
stripes. Shortly after being released from prison,

1238
01:30:00,119 --> 01:30:02,960
Harding committed homicide when he made a
five dollar bet that he could,

1239
01:30:03,640 --> 01:30:09,399
at the first shot knock a Mexican
man off the soapbox on which the man

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01:30:09,560 --> 01:30:13,840
was sunning himself, winning the bet
and leaving the man dead from the fall,

1241
01:30:14,039 --> 01:30:15,239
not the gun shot. Can you
imagine you're at the beach and some

1242
01:30:15,319 --> 01:30:18,239
guy walks up to you. There's
like someone uh you know, sonning on

1243
01:30:18,279 --> 01:30:21,319
the beach and someone watching. Somebody's
like, hey, but you five bucks?

1244
01:30:21,359 --> 01:30:25,399
I can kill him from here with
this gun. That's what happened.

1245
01:30:25,439 --> 01:30:28,000
What is even this bet? Who
bet him? No? No one bet

1246
01:30:28,039 --> 01:30:32,239
him else. Afterward, Harden moved
at El Paso, Texas. Didn't get

1247
01:30:32,279 --> 01:30:38,880
arrested, of course, it just
moved, just laughed. What is the

1248
01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:42,680
serial killers? How does he die? You know? Pass? The lawman

1249
01:30:43,279 --> 01:30:49,439
John Selman Junior, arrested Harden's acquaintance
in part time prostitute for having a gun

1250
01:30:49,479 --> 01:30:55,520
in public. Harding confronted Selman,
and the two men argued, I disagree

1251
01:30:55,520 --> 01:31:00,880
with what you said. What there's
no such thing as a part time prostitute?

1252
01:31:00,800 --> 01:31:04,720
Oh maybe he's like, you're you're
only working for me? Now,

1253
01:31:05,159 --> 01:31:12,159
there's just so if you are,
it's still that you're a prostitute. What

1254
01:31:12,239 --> 01:31:16,399
if she's only working twenty hours a
week doesn't matter. Well, no,

1255
01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:19,000
if you're not working for it,
you're part time. Yeah. If she's

1256
01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:23,720
not getting benefits, actually you're full
time. She's not getting health insurance.

1257
01:31:23,720 --> 01:31:29,840
You're a hooker. You're full time
hooker. H there's the unions man I'd

1258
01:31:29,840 --> 01:31:32,840
say they're doing wrong with it by
the way, that we prostitute should be

1259
01:31:32,920 --> 01:31:38,119
leal lives in offilty states. But
like, if you're a hooker, you're

1260
01:31:38,279 --> 01:31:47,319
you're a hooker. Now he ends
up pistol whipping this cop and then Constable

1261
01:31:47,520 --> 01:31:54,760
John Summon Junior or Senior, himself, aidentorious coming in former outlaw, approach

1262
01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:59,640
Harden on the afternoon of August nineteenth, eighteen ninety five, and those two

1263
01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:04,279
many changed heated words. That night, Hardon went to the Acme Saloon,

1264
01:32:04,439 --> 01:32:09,399
where he began to play dice.
At this point, this is like a

1265
01:32:09,479 --> 01:32:13,119
fucking Friday the Thirteenth movie where I'm
like, how is he not dead?

1266
01:32:14,279 --> 01:32:20,800
Kill him? His last words were
four sixes to beat. Shortly before midnight,

1267
01:32:21,199 --> 01:32:26,399
Sealman Senior entered the saloon, walked
up the Harden from behind, and

1268
01:32:26,439 --> 01:32:29,760
shot him in the back of the
head, killing him instantly. Great,

1269
01:32:29,880 --> 01:32:34,039
thank god. Yeah. As Harden
laid on the floor, someone fired three

1270
01:32:34,119 --> 01:32:40,119
more shots just in case the old
quadruple tap. He gotta yeah, yep,

1271
01:32:40,760 --> 01:32:44,359
gotta put more than one in there. Harden was buried the following day

1272
01:32:44,640 --> 01:32:46,119
in al Paso. It should have
just left him in the street. For

1273
01:32:46,239 --> 01:32:49,239
vultures to pick his body and just
been like, this is what happens,

1274
01:32:49,319 --> 01:32:53,079
this is what this is what you
deserved to take him out to a fucking

1275
01:32:53,119 --> 01:32:57,359
field. Sealman Senior was arrested for
murder and stood trial. He claimed self

1276
01:32:57,359 --> 01:33:02,399
defense, which is sick, stating
that he witnessed Harden attempts to draw his

1277
01:33:02,439 --> 01:33:08,560
pistol upon seeing him enter the saloon. At this point in Harden's life,

1278
01:33:09,520 --> 01:33:12,880
the act of murdering him is self
defense. I was about to say,

1279
01:33:12,880 --> 01:33:15,800
if I see him in a room, I'm gonna try, like, you

1280
01:33:15,880 --> 01:33:17,960
have to immediately kill him. Yeah, you can't be in a room with

1281
01:33:18,039 --> 01:33:23,600
him, because if you fucking sneeze, he might fucking murder you. Yeah,

1282
01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:28,359
if you're not just standing like this
the entire time, and even even

1283
01:33:28,399 --> 01:33:30,600
be like, hey, buddy,
your hand's been up for a long time.

1284
01:33:31,199 --> 01:33:34,039
I don't like the way you're waving
your hands around. Don't put him

1285
01:33:34,119 --> 01:33:40,760
down. There was a hung jury
resulted in someone being released good, good,

1286
01:33:40,880 --> 01:33:44,239
good, before he could be retried, though he was killing to shootout

1287
01:33:44,439 --> 01:33:49,039
whatever us Marshal George Chare Barrow April
six, eighteen ninety six, whatever,

1288
01:33:50,079 --> 01:33:55,600
and then nearly a century later,
the family in nineteen ninety five argued over

1289
01:33:56,439 --> 01:34:00,720
where to bury him. They wanted
to dig him up, hardened, harden

1290
01:34:01,800 --> 01:34:05,399
for what, just to relocate him? What's your what's what is your?

1291
01:34:05,720 --> 01:34:10,239
Squatter? Think? Well, she's
a nice woman. First off, rob

1292
01:34:10,439 --> 01:34:15,159
I understand that, and second off, she doesn't really remember. She's too

1293
01:34:15,199 --> 01:34:17,880
young. Okay, but she was
there for the debate. Um, she

1294
01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:21,920
just remembers her family kind of arguing
with the other side of the family,

1295
01:34:23,640 --> 01:34:28,359
like he doesn't belong. Now,
Passo is a fucking saint. Here here's

1296
01:34:28,359 --> 01:34:31,640
an idea. Um, you argue
about popes and artists and shake him up

1297
01:34:31,960 --> 01:34:36,960
and U use his coffin as a
toilet. Yeah for a hundred years.

1298
01:34:38,439 --> 01:34:43,279
Okay, So here's the publisher.
In nineteen twenty five, his autobiography was

1299
01:34:43,399 --> 01:34:51,039
published by bendera publisher, historian and
journalist Jay Marvin Hunter, who founded both

1300
01:34:51,079 --> 01:34:58,960
the Frontier Times magazine and the Frontier
Times Museum. Okay, cool, and

1301
01:34:59,119 --> 01:35:03,039
uh that is a story. Sure
he didn't like fucking resurrect and kill six

1302
01:35:03,159 --> 01:35:06,399
more people. He just walks into
his corpse, just walks into a publishing

1303
01:35:06,399 --> 01:35:10,760
house. No, there was in
two thousand and two an auction house in

1304
01:35:10,800 --> 01:35:15,680
San Francisco, California. That auction
in three lots of John Wesley Harden's personal

1305
01:35:15,720 --> 01:35:18,600
effects, containing a deck of his
playing cards, a deck of his market

1306
01:35:18,720 --> 01:35:24,359
cards, yeah, and a contemporary
newspaper account of his death, sold for

1307
01:35:24,399 --> 01:35:28,840
fifteen thousand dollars. The bullet that
killed Harden sold for eighty thousand dollars.

1308
01:35:28,920 --> 01:35:32,319
Nice. So that is the story
of John Wesley. Can you imagine they're

1309
01:35:32,319 --> 01:35:35,199
like in San Francisco or whatever,
like handling his shit and the gun goes

1310
01:35:35,239 --> 01:35:41,359
off, kills somebody. Yeah,
Harden gets one more. Yeah. So

1311
01:35:41,600 --> 01:35:44,199
what'd you guys learn today? Fuck
this guy? That's what I learned.

1312
01:35:44,479 --> 01:35:49,960
Fuck this guy. I think legitimately
there are a lot. I mean,

1313
01:35:50,840 --> 01:35:54,760
this guy who known as an outlaw, but he is literally just a serial

1314
01:35:54,840 --> 01:36:00,720
killer. Like if you murder in
the act of attempting to get something else,

1315
01:36:01,720 --> 01:36:06,039
I don't necessarily consider that murder.
You might still like it, but

1316
01:36:06,079 --> 01:36:11,800
I can I don't consider that right, right. But this guy, well,

1317
01:36:12,079 --> 01:36:14,359
even this stuff, most that he
did wasn't like first degree, but

1318
01:36:14,439 --> 01:36:17,760
like this guy, first and foremost
all really all he was a murder.

1319
01:36:17,800 --> 01:36:21,000
So my my, what I learned
is is that there's probably however, many

1320
01:36:21,119 --> 01:36:27,079
serial killers you think there are in
American history, double triple it probably way

1321
01:36:27,159 --> 01:36:31,079
more. Yeah, yeah, I
mean like not even like the people that

1322
01:36:31,119 --> 01:36:34,479
are not qualified but should be,
but just like the amount of people that

1323
01:36:34,720 --> 01:36:39,119
just were never found too. Yep, there's so many serials. Well even

1324
01:36:39,159 --> 01:36:41,920
this guy was found and no one
considers it a serial killer. But that's

1325
01:36:41,960 --> 01:36:45,199
all he is as a serial killer. Yeah, he wore cowboy hat.

1326
01:36:45,279 --> 01:36:47,199
He consplayed right. Yeah, it's
like, oh, oh, he's not

1327
01:36:47,239 --> 01:36:50,159
really a zero killer. Look,
I always dressed. Should I ask us

1328
01:36:50,199 --> 01:36:55,840
who is Hitler today? It's it's
him hard It's the only guy. You

1329
01:36:55,920 --> 01:37:00,279
did. You did a story on
Hitler, Yeah, wild West Hitler.

1330
01:37:00,359 --> 01:37:06,079
You just did Root and Tooting Hitler. Yeah, that's it. Uh.

1331
01:37:06,079 --> 01:37:11,039
Well that's today's episode. Ladies and
gentlemen, thank you for tuning in.

1332
01:37:11,600 --> 01:37:15,560
Hopefully you had a good time,
hopefully learned something not really just I had

1333
01:37:15,600 --> 01:37:20,359
never heard of this guy. He
was actually recommended in our discord okay,

1334
01:37:20,880 --> 01:37:25,279
um, which was funny because how
did you find the connection? How did

1335
01:37:25,319 --> 01:37:29,560
you find were you just like okay
and I'm like, hey, are you

1336
01:37:29,600 --> 01:37:32,520
related to this dude? And she
was like, actually I am yeah.

1337
01:37:32,520 --> 01:37:35,520
And because she's from West Texas.
That makes sense. Okay, Yeah,

1338
01:37:35,520 --> 01:37:39,439
it's a fun connection. But yeah. Make sure to check out our patreon,

1339
01:37:39,520 --> 01:37:43,720
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Leave review on Apple if you can. We will read those off right

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We have a bunch of good ones to

1344
01:38:00,920 --> 01:38:03,720
read. Go through some reviews that
we got this last week, or two

1345
01:38:04,720 --> 01:38:10,560
that I really appreciate, of course
Rob Doo's two. Someone just wrote a

1346
01:38:10,600 --> 01:38:17,159
review saying right to jail about Jesus's
foreskin. Yeah, well that does get

1347
01:38:17,159 --> 01:38:21,880
you right to Catholic jail. Love
the banter between hosts the show is absolutely

1348
01:38:21,920 --> 01:38:26,840
awesome. I've been listening for a
while now. In fact, I'm a

1349
01:38:26,840 --> 01:38:30,359
Patreon member. Keep up the good
work, boys, and anyone who talks

1350
01:38:30,399 --> 01:38:34,359
poorly about this podcast frequently kisses their
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1351
01:38:34,439 --> 01:38:39,039
note, it's nice to see others
in our generation love and history. Thank

1352
01:38:39,079 --> 01:38:43,319
you for the educational episodes and hours
of entertainment. When I'm on the road,

1353
01:38:43,920 --> 01:38:47,279
have a great one. Don't run
with scissors Appy Independence Day. I

1354
01:38:47,399 --> 01:38:54,399
really enjoyed softcore history, hardcore banter. What's the title of it? I

1355
01:38:54,399 --> 01:38:56,760
don't remember what this is about,
but this has to be a Saint Louis

1356
01:38:56,800 --> 01:39:00,119
and who wrote this? Came for
the nonchalant history, but I stayed because

1357
01:39:00,119 --> 01:39:04,479
of the in depth banter. Yesh, Nowhere else can you get random stories

1358
01:39:04,520 --> 01:39:10,279
of university city parks countered by a
rough outline of a legit of legitimate historical

1359
01:39:10,319 --> 01:39:14,199
events. Great product university cities where
I'm from in Saint Louis. I don't

1360
01:39:14,239 --> 01:39:18,079
remember what park I talked about.
I assume getting drunken or something as a

1361
01:39:18,079 --> 01:39:24,159
as a high schooler. But shout
out to Maddie h last one. I'll

1362
01:39:24,159 --> 01:39:31,039
read fuzzy slash logic every single episode
they cover or they rarely cover a topic

1363
01:39:31,119 --> 01:39:34,239
I want to hear about. But
after every episode I listened to, I'm

1364
01:39:34,239 --> 01:39:39,800
happy I stopped by for a listen. Well three of them are very entertaining

1365
01:39:39,880 --> 01:39:44,159
together. Great work boys, you
know. That's all that makes me happy,

1366
01:39:44,199 --> 01:39:45,640
because I always wonder like, is
this even? Are people like,

1367
01:39:45,800 --> 01:39:49,319
oh man, what is this topic
like? As long as yeah, as

1368
01:39:49,319 --> 01:39:54,520
long as you're enjoying it, we
get you there. We appreciate you stopping

1369
01:39:54,640 --> 01:39:59,720
by. Hopefully we earned your business
in the future for Rob Fox and Jake

1370
01:39:59,720 --> 01:40:01,319
Goldman and I'm damn Regester and you
just got self served.