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Welcome to softcore History. What is
up? Welcome back to softcore History.

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I am your host for the week, Rob Fox. I am joined as

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always by Dan Jester, and not
as always but Jacob Goldman, who is

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not here. We have a special
guest today. Hi. You know her.

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She's been on before, Gabby Monte
Mayor multiple times. I don't even

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remember all of Jake's many absence.
Yeah, Jake just keeps leaving. People

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are probably wondering, is this even
Dan? Without your mustache or beard?

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The beard's already back. Really,
it takes you like half a day to

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grow that, to grow the stubble
back. Yeah, that's not even stubble.

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That's not stubble, that's beyond.
That's like that's a just a tightly

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shaven beard. That's not five o'clock
shadow. That's like four day a shadow.

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Yeah. Can you I don't think
you can exist with out having a

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beard at this point. No,
it's kind of like when you press plato

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together. Yeah, squeezes out.
Yeah, it's only hair, Like if

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you just shaved it, there would
only be hammer a hairy man. Like

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if someone had to do like where's
the mustache? The people want the mustache

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up yeah, would you do?
It does look a lot better than your

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chin. Yeah, I know,
I like your I like your burns the

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best, your grease burns. Did
you guys know that Dan likes to cook

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shirtless? I got significantly more burnt
on my calf. You were doing the

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most hot oil and no shirt great
idea doing the most East Coast fucking things,

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which is standing over a stove cooking
a piece of meat in oil.

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I feel like it is also like
ten like I feel like it's like too

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late. Yeah, he just got
back from the gym at like nine to

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the shower. But if I had
eighteen ounces of rare beef right now,

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yeah, yeah, you probably weren't
cooking that long. I assume you ate

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it medium rare. At work,
it's always mediumaria. Yeah, because he's

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an adult. I know. Okay, I thought you were like, I

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don't even do media, but you
know, plopped it. Butter just kind

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of exploded when all over my side
and my calf at least second degree burns.

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It's gonna be a while before I
recover. You have legitimately gruesome burns.

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I just like you already toured my
calf, so this leg has been

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going through it. That's supposed to
be my good leg anymore. Bade,

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You've just have two bad legs,
now, Lieutenant Dan Poor, I ain't

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got no legs, sweet damn.
But yeah, Jake is on. Jake

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went on. Jake went on vacation
to where he's from. Jake's on holidays

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Florida thing. Yeah, do Floridians
just go to on vacation to other parts

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of Florida? I mean, in
college, you got a Panama City when

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you're four. I don't understand why
he's not like him and his wife make

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good money, Like why aren't they
doing than Florida? Like why aren't they

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going literally anywhere else the country?
Yeah, go to Central America Florida so

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you can do something else core anything
else that's not Florida. Yeah, grow

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up. I love Florida. I
want to live there eventually again. But

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we don't have a vacation there.
Oh. Dan is counting down the days

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so we can move back to Florida. I'm still trying to get the company

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to move there. All right,
Well yeah, good buck, I'll be

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a remote worker if will you have
to Florida our own podcast? Are you

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talking about softcore history? Because I
know I'm never moving softcore history to fucking

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Florida. Oh well, you get
outvoted by me and Jake. I could

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I could keep an then shake to
move to Florida here, so yeah,

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but I already know his answer.
It's it's a hard yess. It is

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you just all you have to be
is like Gators games and he's like a

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cloud of smoke. And go to
Big twelve UCF games. Loser twelve.

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I can go for first off.
Missouri plays here again, so I I

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Austin actually has some value to me
for once in the last ten years.

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It has zero value to me again. Wipe it off the map. That's

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fine. Yeah, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't really care. How's the comedy

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seeing Gabby? Is it just blowing
up? Oh, it's just blowing the

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fuck up. It was in the
La Times this week, big big news,

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was it? There was they?
I mean they were They got plenty

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of things wrong. Um, it
took some pictures of people I wouldn't have

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taken pictures of. But it's all
right. I mean, yeah, I

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don't really give a shit. It's
like there's enough for everyone. Have you

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cold plunged with Joe Rogan yet?
No, not yet. My knips get

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too hard. I'm scared to do
it in front of mixed company. Oh,

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they don't kill Tony. I'm also
scared of kill Tony, like I

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I every because I've never done it, because I'd feel like I would go

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up. And I just like the
thought of the mob, like I don't

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know, like finding out where I
work or where I live or like,

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I don't know, they're just that
that group of the internet. Like it's

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not good. I want to stay
a little bit. That's most of the

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Internet. I feel like a lot
of people now just want to be friends

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with the people they see. It
seems outway stage or whatever it's I get

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it. Like I don't like the
comments that people give, like when they

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come up to me after my set
and then like they think that they can

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like riff on the things that I'm
talking about. I'm like, no,

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I can talk about my vagina.
You can't, like, don't like this

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wasn't an invitation you ask you said, how wet is your pussy? And

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I have some thoughts. Yeah,
well you you mentioned your pH and I

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just wanted to say that if you
put garlic nodules in your cervix, then

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it actually might like I was,
it's called a joke and talking to a

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witch doctor just people people think that
they can just pick up the conversation like

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where you left it off and you're
like, yeah, you're hypothetical scenario,

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but no, no garlic in my
vagina, which is funny. That'd be

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like if someone walked up to like, uh, I don't even know,

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like what's her name, Amy Poehler
and like talk to her like she was

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Leslie. Nope, You're like,
I'm not. That's like mostly me on

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the stage, but it's not really
me on this it is, but it

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isn't. Yeah, I don't know. I just don't make it weird.

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Aren't you used to that when they're
like, oh, bacon. People don't

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do that anymore. They put that
all the time or whatever. I sadly

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all of our TFM fans have fallen
off. They're gone, they're gone,

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they died, they're all forty,
they're adults of kids. Internet Hans bends,

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what a privilege. It's crazy here
we are now Internet and now I'm

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seeing, you know, Laser's going
to Vegas with Georgio. Georgia's producing his

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podcast, and I'm seeing the shit
they're doing. They kind of stepped up

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our trivia show why because they were
doing it with blow jobs? Yeah?

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Yeah, what so I need to
get somebody and then we'll bring you your

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wife Jake and his wife and wait, what's the blow job composed? So

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the yeah, sure the photo.
So Georgio went to Vegas with Uncle Laser.

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You know who that is? Yeah, Uncle Laser. Uh did a

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trivia show where he's getting a blowjob
from Madison Morgan noted porn Star and that

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every time they got a question wrong, they stopped, but as long as

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they got the question right, they
kept blowing. But then, oh that's

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whole. That's a great that's Georgia. Georgia thought of it. Are you

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gonna put this picture? This is
great? People need to see Georgio's bringing

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those ideas to Uncle Laser, who
he's known for like a cup of calls,

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what are you? And we've been
home for three years now and it

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doesn't give that idea to me.
Their wives don't blow them at home.

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Why would they do that for an
audience? That's true. We ask really

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hard questions. They don't have to. I get everything right. Courtney's mouse

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is gonna get tired. If it's
a history part, if it's a history

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trivia quiz Corney, you're going for
like twenty minutes before it's only m even

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with the worst blow job in the
world. Just for Courtney's sake, We're

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only going to ask you about mixed
martial arts. Yeah, you just tired

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game. Probably get more about that
than mixed martial arts. To be honest,

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um, real quick, just to
talk about it before we get into

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this week's episode. We have a
Patreon Patreon dot com slash softcore history where

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we do two episodes, two extra
episodes a week more an episode like this

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kind of like a bonus episode whatever, and then we do either a watch

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along or trivia contest or listener voicemails. Jake's not here and I don't remember

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the phone number, but I believe
it's in the discord that we also do

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through Patreon voicemails and for the Patreon
members. Anyway, the patrons know we

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got a discord. For the Patreon
members, you can kind of suggest topics

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that we do give exclusively take their
topics from. That's not true, not

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this week from not to speak on
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It's just having you do their research. Now you are the poor, smarter

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not well. Yeah, no,
this week we talk about warrenge Harden's dick.

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We do, we do. It's
wonderful, it's a good dick.

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I mean, he's a president.
I'm not going to dishonor the office like

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that. But yeah, patreon dot
com slashed off Grace through five dollars.

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And by the way, all the
episodes, like this's not like a normal

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you know that, you know this
shows's not like a normal podcast. We're

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talking about like like topical shit like
this is all evergreen content. So you

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get five dollars a month for a
massive back catalog. Um. Also,

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please leave reviews on Apple uh five
stars, and then write a review and

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then on Spotify just five stars.
Both those things help us rank and all

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that fun stuff. Today we have
a really fun topic that I'm excited about

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because I feel like you guys are
two perfect people to speak about it with

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both of you about hot people,
kind of cool, kind of Um,

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I guess I want to start this
pot you even get into it, to

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ask you a question, a sort
of proof of concept. Um, I'll

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start with you, Gabby, because
you're a guest, but it'll be the

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same question for you. How much
are you willing to suffer for love?

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Not a lot, honestly, not
much, really minimal. Good. I'm

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not even going to compromise. I'm
not a good I'm not a good I

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don't and I don't suffer silently.
So if I'm suffering you, hearing me

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suffer is also making you suffer,
which is equally more annoying. Honestly,

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single, I know that tells you
everything you need to know. Yeah,

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yeah, you're not willing to speed
bump for love. No, no,

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I mean me neither. So same
same, same boat. Perfect, Then

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you're gonna love this week's topic.
Um, it's about suffering for love.

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This is beautiful, it feels personal, but I'm exciting. This is actually

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my second choice of topic, and
I was gonna do something different, but

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it involved playing media that might have
rights involved with it. He's trying.

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Yeah, he can't get cat so
that's gonna have to go behind a paywall

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in a couple of weeks. Uh. This story is about it's it's of

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a tale about the French socialite Blanche
Monnier love her name and how she would

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do anything for love. Oh oh, what do you he's getting a blow

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job during a trivia show. Yeah, that's a terrible name to just blas

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oh, blanche blanch. You can
say it like, you can say it

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like your mouth is full of like
comic ball, like you can do that.

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You. Yeah, they don't even
print, they don't pronounce it.

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Work firm umbly. It's it's you
can get through a lot of a as

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I learned in high school. Less
so in college because college is harder,

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But in high school in particular,
you can get through a lot of the

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spoken part of a French test by
just sort of like you heard that one.

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There's one sentence where it's like you
still have too much enthusiasm. It

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needs to be you need to be
apathetic. Yeah, what what do you

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call it apathetic? When you Yeah, you always say apathetic. I never

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correct. That makes you sound apathetic, like you sounding pathetic? All right,

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you're you're apathetic, like you're ap
or Yeah, you're a poor you're

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apathetic. Yeah, you're apathetic.
Fair If that's how, If that's what

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you mean, then that's I'm all
for that. You know, you're just

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gonna revise. Yeah, it's not
what he was doing. No history is

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written by the winners. Okay,
probably calls it home to pot too.

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No, I'm not the targe mom, Tara. But that's like a style

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stick choice. That's not mispronouncing.
It mispronounced everything because there's floride in the

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water. All right, we'll blame
the floride. Yet again, that's your

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death's fault. Well, yeah,
he is part of the problem. Yeah,

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he worked for the water company.
He was a floride dumper. Right,

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he's a floride shoveler. Yeah,
just standing over the water tank with

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a shovel, just shoveling fluoride like
he's a cold guy in the ship.

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Floride is one of those things where
I hear things that it's like necessary and

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then also bad, like it's also
It's one of those things where it's like

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some people are like, we need
fluoride, and some people are like,

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fluoride kills. I don't know what
the good I don't know what the truth

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is about floride. Toothpaste, Nah, Sam, water bro we eat too

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much sugar. It's got to be
the water. I try to just not

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pay attention. I don't care.
I don't care about any of it.

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I actually don't know any of the
conspiracies with floride in the water. I've

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just heard it. I think it's
a chemtrail situation, you know what I

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mean, who did nine to eleven? Who cares? It's done, it's

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done, it's done, Grow up, move on. It was forever ago.

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Nine eleven can drink now, Yeah, nine eleven can runt a car

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almost. I know I could date
somebody even after nine eleven or right door

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in nine to eleven, and yeah, I'll get some weird looks, but

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no, you won't, especially now
you can twenty two. You're thirty two,

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that's fine, that's fine. Ten
year gap, it's fine. I'm

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dating someone fourteen years older than me, right now. Different in your thirties,

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yeah, once you cross thirty,
the age gap is negligible. I

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mean, if anything, it's just
like, yeah, like it would be

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we called investments. Yes, once
you're in your thirties, it's not weird

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unless you're dating someone in their sixties. Yeah. Even then, people are

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just like, I'm glad they're with
someone. Yeah, it's fine. It's

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I'm glad that first have a really
good personality and that actually, wow,

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it's so on topic for we love
a good seg, Yeah, we're really

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gonna do so Blanche Monnier might be
and I'm not exaggerating, and I need

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to get this out here first.
The most attractive person from the eighteen hundreds

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I've ever seen? Yeah, can
I see she's hot? Let's show she

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is as she's an eighteen seventies,
fucking twelve stunning. She's like very symmetrical.

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It's a good face, obviously share
for the time. It's a little

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bit of a bird's nest. But
that's this the hairstyle of the time,

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the hairstyle of the current time.
She's a smoke show. This is an

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absolute's attie. I want to look
at her again. Yeah, go for

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How did they have such clear skin
back then? I don't know. Well,

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it's just bad photos. It's just
like blurry like mull photos. Yeah,

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I have wandered that before. Been
like, man, there must have

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been like eighteen year olds like in
the s in the Civil War or even

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World War two, you know what
I mean, like high school kids that

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are in the army or whatever with
just like inground cists. Oh my god,

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just fucking nightmare. Faith, Can
you imagine the last thing you see

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is someone who looks like they have
the face of a zombie bayonetting you because

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they don't have a good skincare routine. No, they don't have any skincare

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routine. Do you think they're gonna
cleanse? They're not moisturizing. They're moisturizing

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with dirt. Oh you know when
people like strain and then like a pimple

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just pops like on its own.
But it's a nightmare. I think that's

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something that people would be jarred by
if they went back in time. I

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don't I can't around like too many
ugly people bump me out. It's just

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like sad. I don't know.
I mean, there's probably certain countries pretty

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privilege is real. It is.
There's probably certain countries you can go to

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today where they're just like behind enough
where that would be a good approximation of

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what it would be like to go
back one hundred years ago, like the

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fucking dick North Florida, whatever part
of Philly, it doesn't matter what part

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of Florida. Everyone's hot. But
I don't think that's true. They are

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dangerous. I think the further way
you get from a beach, the less

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attractive you are, Like Inland Florida, nor it's not that far though,

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I'm not talking about Indiana Nebraska.
Listen, there's a lid for every pot,

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you know, just because just because
it's not your definition of pretty.

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But like you can, you can
acknowledge when someone has a symmetrical face and

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a fine figure and like you know, no like gruesome, mis misfigurement or

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mishap had a beauty mark. She's
hot, she's beautiful. Absolute, that's

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most Look her up, Dan,
I actually Daniel put her if you watch

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on YouTube, follow us on YouTube
as well, Daniel picture right here,

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yeah, in front of Dan's face. Um. So she was born to

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a wealthy family of old nobility.
Oh that's why she looks so good.

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Well, of course with the step
poor that said poor to you nothing the

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oh a photo in the eighteen hundreds, she must have been. She was

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born in eighteen forty nine in Poitier, France. Uh yeah, no,

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one's ugly. Actually, people are
just poor, it's true. Oh yeah,

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have you seen Elon Musk before pictures? Yeah, you got hair plugs

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or Tom Brady before pictures. Trolls
yeh, Bridge trolls absolute dogshit yeh.

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Can't be poor and being poor is
your fault. Yeah, everyone's being ugly

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is your fault. Everyone's about five
hundred thousand dollars away from being hot.

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Being a poor child, it's not
your fault. Yeah, being poor adult

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though, I mean at that point
you're ugly. It's kind of on the

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kid. Get a job, trickle
down economics, but hot version. Well,

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like, if you're a kid and
you already have rent covered, get

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a job, that's just wanted to
spend baby, all right, you're living

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rent free, take advantage of Brases
are expensive, you're not paying for that

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as a child. That's your parents. Parents are not well. You don't

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get braces. Yeah, and if
you have fucked up teeth, it makes

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you ugly, yeah, they and
they stay fucked up. Get in this

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a line. Also not free or
cheap. It's cheaper, right the metals

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is it? Not? Really?
And the metal is cheaper? Is the

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metal cheaper significantly? Take a little
hammer and just knock your teeth in for

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let's listen to the guy with oil
burns all over half a body cooked shirtless

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iCal genius. I do get bracest
for free, by the way. Cool,

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okay, till us about the talker
al got braces twice me too.

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It sucked. I had them in
like my senior you're my graduation pictures,

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train tracks. How are those hook
ups? Listen? I got really precise

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and it's a skill that has served
me well ever since they came off.

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You ever have a rubber band snap
off door a blow job? Now,

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I would take them off like a
fucking adult. Okay, well you weren't

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an adult, but like an adult. I don't think an adults ever had

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to do that. I feel like
pop and I would just put them on

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my pinkie. Could just be like
a little reminder. Plenty of strippers out

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there at like twenty five, twenty
six, and we're getting bracest because they

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can finally, Yeah, because they
finally have like child support checks coming in

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that they can get braces for themselves. Yeah, all right, we offended

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enough people. Well not this audience. It's more just like you. It'll

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be clipped later if you are ever
in any position where someone can hurt you,

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you know what I mean. I've
got too many skeletons to run for

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office. So yeah, you're fine, yeah, or well, it just

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depends, like you just hope that
more people more other pieces of shit,

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run for office, where then you
become bulletproof because everyone's horrible. Yeah,

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we're at the end point. I
think we are like what do you what

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sticks? Oh my god? I
know, like Alexandra Aoc is like dancing

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video and she's wearing like a shirt
and like a little pencil skirt, like

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nothing sexy, and they're like,
look at that horrid dancing. Meanwhile in

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Finland, the last prime minister is
like thirty and doing cocaine during her time

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and office. Have you been doing
it right? Yeah? I know,

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having a party. She's like shove
it in their faces. She was doing

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a JFK style, which I respect. I think she's single too, She

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is single. You need to get
on that. Get to Finland. Yeah,

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but she lost office. She has
no power. She's just gonna be

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rich forever. She can make she
makes she can make money just speaking.

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No banks not there, Yes,
they don't really you have like a cap.

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I think I think she's gonna be
I think she's doing moderately. Well

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you know so better than you?
Is that we agree? You talking about

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Dan? Just want a golf bet
today? I was gonna say, what

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gambling scenario has Dan? Dan is
feeling very light today. I noticed Dan's

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chipper mood. He is light on
his feet because how much money did you

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win today? A good amount?
What's a good amount? Is there?

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Is there one comma? Yeah,
there's one comma. There's a comma.

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That's cool. Good for you,
Dan, I'm happy for you. Your

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net net worth just tripled today.
How do I feel? You don't know

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how much money I make? I
know pretty close. I'm not business savvy.

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You're not. I think you could
just say savvy. I think you

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could just end it at savvy,
no business required. Oh fuck? So

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uh. Around the time Blanch turned
I assume nine, everyone was like,

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God, damn this chicker. Oh
my god. It's always it's always like,

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oh are those breastbuts oh, this
is gonna take a really really dark

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turn. Baby, come on,
well, I'm putting the nine in there.

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I'm just saying like, probably about
this, it's going to take.

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People were like, I want to
fuck her? Is this gonna be a

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pokehonas turn? She wishes? Oh
no, poor blanch Uh back and listen

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to that episode of Really Happened Too? Wishes? No, I'm sure she

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wants to be left alone everyone.
No, actually she doesn't wish that everyone

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wanted to marry this chick, between
her being from a famously noble, wealthy

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family and that she was insanely attractive. Um, I mean she looked like

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she wasn't from Earth for that time
period, Like, she looks like she's

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a fucking angel. She is really
pretty, and she she's basically borderline famous

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in certainly this area of France,
you know what I mean. So as

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she was also known as both she
had a good personality, too, playful

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joyance. Although did she have a
good personality or was she just so hot?

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People are like she's hilarious. It's
always the latter, Like everyone's like,

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oh, Julia Roberts is so funny. It's like, no, she's

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just hot and laughs good Like that's
doesn't that doesn't make her funny? That

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do you believed that hot people can
be good comedians? Listen, I was

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ugly as a child, and that's
what I like to channel personally. Um,

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at the age of twenty seven,
after years, you've an old man,

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now, Yeah. I thought this
age was kind of a weird one

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for her to have lasted that long. But I think as she's single at

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this point, I think she was
just she had her She had a lot

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of suitors had lost she had her
pick, right, and it's hard.

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It's hard to choose when you have
too many options, right, It's like

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what flipping through digital cable with one
hundred thousand channels, Like I just watched

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Pride and Prejudice and the older sister
who's hot. She's just like, Oh,

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there's just so many men out there. It's just so much fun.

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I don't want to end the season
yet. Like she just is like wants

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to be a hoe and she's just
like, it's just so fun to be

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getting gifts from all these gentlemen.
And I think that was Blanche's situation.

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But yeah, twenty seven, we
were kind of knocking on at twenty seven

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though, starting to expires taken,
she finally found the one. Was he

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old and rich? He was a
lawyer. Okay, good start, and

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she was in love. Unfortunately this
lawyer was two things, only one of

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which you mentioned. He was only
rich but not no, no, he

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was old, oh but not rich, but he was poor and poor.

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Old boy. You can't be both. Oh no, you can't be both.

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Girl. He's a failure. Girl. Although the thing is like poor

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guys, fuck the best. It's
a it's a known fact, is it.

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It's true, it's a known fact. If he doesn't have a car,

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he eats pussy royal good the best. Yeah, because it's more desperate,

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it's hungrier, because it's like I
might not be able to get home

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after this, So you need to
make her really a big fan so that

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she'll order you an uber and not
just like pitch you outside with your stuff.

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Right, it makes sense. Yeah, listen, I've fucked my fair

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share of losers and the poor ones, the ones with no comma in the

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bank account. Really, it's the
most fun work, it's the most fine.

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Soon as they start getting money,
gets lazy, boring, gets predictable,

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they like they just want to do
it once and then they're like,

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that's it because they're not getting off
to you anymore. Yeah, they don't

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need you. Poor guys need you. They have no money, they have

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no resources, they have no option. They might need a roof. They

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Yeah, that's the whole the reason
they're with you. They're not they love

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you. They're sleeping over because they
have no choice, and that, as

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a woman, is a good,
powerful place to be. Although, yeah,

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you do want a guy with a
car and a job. Ladies take

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all four women my sister included,
take long term though, but you know

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every ladies can be freaks too.
One night week, you want the poor

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guy. It's it's a it's a
fun it's a fun detour to two.

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In your twenties, fuck poor you
Mary rich? Yeah, yeah, you

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rebound poor and rend No, once
you hit your thirties, you rebound rich.

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Oh yeah, okay, things change, okay, all right, as

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you start to expire, Yeah,
you have to make different choices, right,

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as your ovaries become raisins. Yeah, the smell of rotting eggs starts

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to become your whole rights, it's
important to fuck responsibly. I understand that,

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well, I understand the logic of
it. I don't obviously as a

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man, I don't understand aging.
You're saying, no reckless rebounding in your

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thirties, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, it's too risky. You

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don't. You just don't have the
time. It's too risky. Right,

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It's like it's like it's like taking
a lazy three late in the game,

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right when you need good possessions shot. Right, you can't take bad shots

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late in the game, like you
don't need to be throwing hell Mary's I

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think you can save that for the
forties. But like you're like you're thirty.

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You got to make strategic incremental move
right guaranteed. Yeah, you can't

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be moving in one direction? Yeah, yeah, yeah you can't. All

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right, respect, I have job, gotta have a car um unless no

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less? What is the inch to
car ratio? We'll go back. Let's

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say that for the Patriot, wee, we'll get there. He's just gonna

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draw it. And if you'll notice
up here in the Northern Hemisphere has to

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be as big as Rims that he
spent money on. No, I,

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no car, no car. I
don't like it. Too nice of a

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car, you get nervous. It's
like a BMW no, like it can

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be an expensive car, but not
too nice of like modification. Yeah,

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Rims, that to me is like
that is an aftermarket that is an enhancement,

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but it's not nice. Yeah,
you could throw Rims on a Toyota

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like weird lights, like what are
we doing right? Right? You spent

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money on it, but it's not
nice. Sound systems. Yeah, you

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could spend money on you know,
ten septum piercings, but that doesn't mean

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you look better, you can spend. Can you feel the base? Can

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you feel the base? Doesn't make
you rich. I'll bring it back to

404
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:27,359
dad's gambling problems. So it doesn't
say, but I have to assume she

405
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,720
maybe fell in love for this guy
for one of three reasons, the old

406
00:27:30,759 --> 00:27:37,759
poor lawyer. She either had immense
daddy issues, um or Mommy, no,

407
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:41,440
the mommy issues are going to happen, don't warn um. This guy

408
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:45,880
was an absolute silver fox, just
like the best fucking guy. Or he

409
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,960
was just charming. It's all I
think it's. It's and or like it's

410
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,880
yeah, I think it's I think
it's you pick probably two of those three.

411
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,599
There's like a ratio, maybe all
three. But yeah, So it

412
00:27:56,599 --> 00:28:00,599
didn't matter because it didn't matter that
she was in love with them because she

413
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:06,079
came from a wealthy family of note, and her mother um insisted that Blanche

414
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:10,839
could not marry this penny penniless old
guy, could not marry him. She

415
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:15,000
needn't marry someone, you know,
from her own level of wealth or wealthier

416
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:19,160
ideally wealthier day in your strata right, or because here's the thing, like

417
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:23,119
when you're at a certain level,
Oh, women do not date down.

418
00:28:23,519 --> 00:28:29,079
No, they do in their twenties. But you can't marry you don't.

419
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,880
You don't marry that. You can't. You don't. In the Notebook,

420
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:37,519
when the mom drove Rachel McAdams to
the fucking like stone yard, we're just

421
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:41,640
oh, ye men, we're breaking
stones or whatever, and she's like that

422
00:28:41,039 --> 00:28:45,440
fuck that guy, yea one summer
and I loved him. They're not an

423
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,079
idiot. Yeah, right now,
I just have like a hidden album of

424
00:28:48,119 --> 00:28:52,920
all the yes you do or oh
I do. One day, one day

425
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,559
I'll cast it on the Apple TV
for my daughter and say, look at

426
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:57,759
that guy, look at that guy, look at those tattoos. Wasn't that

427
00:28:57,799 --> 00:29:02,640
stupid? You should if your daughter
pisses you off as you're dying, you

428
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:06,160
should pull a Benjamin button. But
lie, you know, and be like

429
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:11,319
this is your real and like just
show up just like inflict a lifetime.

430
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,680
People. People really didn't give it
up as I'm walking out of the world.

431
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:18,759
Yeah, people really didn't give Gwyneth
Paltrow's character enough credit for being a

432
00:29:18,839 --> 00:29:22,400
huge piece of shit for telling her
daughter on her deathbed during her acane Katrina

433
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,640
that her real her that her father
who raised her was not her real father.

434
00:29:27,079 --> 00:29:30,680
That's such a bomb to drop,
Like, just keep it, yeah,

435
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:34,400
keep that to take one in the
grave. Yeah that's what. Yeah,

436
00:29:36,799 --> 00:29:38,359
you held it this long? What
now? What? What? The

437
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,640
best case scenario is she's a scientist, let it die with you and can

438
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:45,680
research aging backwards. But she wasn't. She was just a regular lady.

439
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:52,079
Yeah, no, not helpful in
any way. No mothers. Mothers have

440
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:59,400
been fucking up their daughters for as
long as they've existed. Yeah, we

441
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,440
always shift blame to the father.
It's it's the mom. Listen, they're

442
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:07,119
both at fault. It's mostly in
my case. Fair enough. Yeah,

443
00:30:07,559 --> 00:30:11,880
um so how funk? Where was
I? Okay? So her mom was

444
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,359
like, you can't marry because you
can marry up right, if you're rich,

445
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,799
if you're verchs are you can jump
a class, you can jump off

446
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:22,599
and hot and it's acceptable. Like, no one a family from a higher

447
00:30:22,599 --> 00:30:26,319
class isn't gonna be like you,
you know what I mean, Like they're

448
00:30:26,319 --> 00:30:27,799
like all right, especially because she's
hot. She's hot. Yeah, she's

449
00:30:27,799 --> 00:30:30,599
from a good enough family and she's
a smoke show. I've been jumped over,

450
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:34,480
Like the dude from Greece that Vince
Carter just leaped and dumped on,

451
00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:37,799
just got froggered over better to better
dudes. I thought he's Greek, Now

452
00:30:37,839 --> 00:30:41,559
it's French. But yeah, I
know you're talking about he dragged someone dragged

453
00:30:41,559 --> 00:30:45,720
their nuts across your friend. So
and that's and I kind of get it

454
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,759
right, you get it. How
could you not get it? No,

455
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:55,359
your place, she had more you
know, value. So I understand she

456
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,400
had more value. What that's what
I'm saying. She hopped me. She

457
00:30:57,519 --> 00:31:02,200
wanted more value? Oh yeah,
yeah that was too poor. Okay,

458
00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:07,559
yes, and that makes sense.
Tales time, more things change, the

459
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:11,319
more this did the same. But
I have to ask you, because you're

460
00:31:11,319 --> 00:31:15,599
both seeing her picture and know her
background. Now, does Blanche look or

461
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,799
seem like someone who is forced to
do a lot of things she didn't want

462
00:31:18,839 --> 00:31:22,519
to do? No, she starfishes
in what way? She's hot and rich?

463
00:31:22,799 --> 00:31:26,200
I mean, no bad? Do
you think she did a lot?

464
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,440
Do you think she was Do you
think she she's got soft hands? Yeah,

465
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:33,079
she did whatever she wanted to.
No valuable skills probably, but like

466
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,960
you know, she has valuable skills
for like a socialite, Like she's probably

467
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:40,720
good at like embroidery or violin or
a good hang. Yeah, she like

468
00:31:40,839 --> 00:31:45,400
can flower range like a bitch.
Ye can read, is literate. Yeah,

469
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,920
she's a tid so doesn't like to
though, I don't like to,

470
00:31:49,079 --> 00:31:52,960
but can but am here's the things. She didn't read a menu, right,

471
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,160
it's not like some peasant girl who
she can order who's hot. Yeah,

472
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,400
it's a classy thing to know how
to order. Yeah, but she's

473
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,920
gonna order too much. You're gonna
look at the bit but no, it's

474
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,599
too much if you're poor, right, No such thing as too much back

475
00:32:04,599 --> 00:32:07,240
then. But for this guy.
This guy's probably sweating every order she has.

476
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,240
She's like, no, babe,
don't worry. I got it.

477
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:12,759
Yeah, she's putting on the card, but like you're getting the bone arrow

478
00:32:12,839 --> 00:32:16,960
and the oysters. She's like,
no, I'll pay for it because I

479
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:22,920
work and I can and I love
you. She doesn't work. I'm mixing

480
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,279
me in Blanche up. Yeah,
going back, I mean, I get

481
00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:29,319
it. I understood it was that
it's personal. Yeah, like that direct

482
00:32:29,359 --> 00:32:36,440
deposits isn't going to hit until let's
asday. So Blanche refused her mother's demands.

483
00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:39,279
She was going to marry this man. Love is love, God damn

484
00:32:39,279 --> 00:32:45,240
it. It doesn't matter who he
is. Weird love and that's it.

485
00:32:45,359 --> 00:32:49,359
He probably didn't even love her.
No, I think he did. Uh

486
00:32:49,519 --> 00:32:52,000
he I'm pretty positive he did.
I mean, look at her first off.

487
00:32:52,279 --> 00:32:54,279
Yeah, but like you don't think
he saw gravy like a meal train,

488
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,680
meal train. This is gonna butter
and I think that the I think

489
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:05,000
she was so attractive that the money
was almost irrelevant. Like she's attractive to

490
00:33:05,119 --> 00:33:07,880
us now, but it's not irrelevant. It's there, he's I think,

491
00:33:08,279 --> 00:33:13,359
but Okay, you're a dude's dick
can't see more than five feet in front

492
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,839
of its own face, you know
what I mean. Like it's like it's

493
00:33:15,839 --> 00:33:19,000
like walking in a room that's pretty
dark. I fuck you, even if

494
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,720
you were poor, baby, I
think, looking like I'm sucking you because

495
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:27,000
you're rich. Looking like that in
that time period, I's definitely not pulling

496
00:33:27,079 --> 00:33:32,599
out. Nor does she have kids. Spoiler We'll get to that. Okay,

497
00:33:34,039 --> 00:33:37,759
So I'm just kind of before we
get into it, sincing he is

498
00:33:37,799 --> 00:33:43,319
a gigantic piece of shit. The
poor man, yeah, yeah, or

499
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,519
the yeah, the lawyer yeah,
Okay, I'm just gonna call this now,

500
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:51,519
like she you know, makes the
move to do the right thing,

501
00:33:51,599 --> 00:33:58,599
go for love. But then he
just turns into abusive and just maybe I

502
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,839
said, this is what happened.
Maybe pimps her out or something. Yeah,

503
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:07,000
okay, here's the next plot point. She says, Mom, no,

504
00:34:07,119 --> 00:34:09,280
I'm marrying this Man's nothing you can
do about it. So her mom,

505
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:14,000
Daddy, I love him, locks
her in the attic and is like,

506
00:34:14,079 --> 00:34:16,559
I am not letting you out of
here until you promise you won't marry

507
00:34:16,599 --> 00:34:20,440
this guy. I'm just you gotta
say, you gotta stay in time out

508
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,000
until you won't until you admit that
you know this is wrong. The attic

509
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:28,880
in the eight there's no there's no
cooling, heat rises, there's no cooling.

510
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,119
It's pretty dark, and it's pretty
grows. It's a really gruesome punishment.

511
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:36,280
Yeah, and she's twenty seven.
Yeah, yeah, move out.

512
00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:38,800
Yeah, you've some of that money. Well, she locked her in there.

513
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:44,960
Um, So fast forward to twenty
five years later, Blanche is still

514
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:54,920
in the attic. No what what
what? Yeah? So she's in solitary.

515
00:34:57,119 --> 00:35:00,880
So she's just like pooping in a
bucket and getting like cheese sent upstairs

516
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,679
and just living in the attic.
At least some good cheese though, Just

517
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,840
lie, what the yeah, yeah, mommy, I'm not going to marry

518
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,039
him. Also, that cheese is
gonna clog you up, so you're not

519
00:35:09,079 --> 00:35:14,480
gonna poop less, and it'll be
a more pleasant living experience. And I

520
00:35:14,519 --> 00:35:17,320
assume a bucket would have been nice. Cheese clogs you up? Dad,

521
00:35:19,039 --> 00:35:24,920
No, it doesn't opposite. Yikes, Lie, that's too long. Just

522
00:35:25,119 --> 00:35:28,400
lie. Just tell your mom what
she wants to hear. Just do what

523
00:35:28,559 --> 00:35:30,519
everyone dies. He's a woman of
the principle. Yeah, mom, I'm

524
00:35:30,559 --> 00:35:36,800
in class today. Yeah, Blanche
is still in the attic twenty five years

525
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,719
later, never left, never gave
up her love. He's dead now,

526
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:45,400
yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
so uh it's nineteen oh one, twenty

527
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,760
five years later, the turn of
the century. He died in eighteen eighty

528
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:54,760
five. And she has no idea. What a fool. She's got more

529
00:35:54,800 --> 00:36:00,400
money than sence. I'll tell you
what. Twenty five years though, we

530
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,719
should be known a lot of push
ups. I would give up. I

531
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:07,599
mean, she's just yoked. I
wouldn't make it a week. My my

532
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:13,199
morals and values would last exactly how
much? How in love could you be

533
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,199
with a man versus can't be that
in love. If he's not rich,

534
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:20,000
I'll tell you that. How long
would you spend locked in an attic to

535
00:36:20,079 --> 00:36:25,320
keep your pets alive that long?
Less than a week? Yeah, less

536
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:30,280
than a week. I love them
so much and they have lots of years

537
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:34,079
left. Your dogs close to that. I wasn't asking you. I know

538
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:38,800
you wouldn't at all her because with
Milo and Cheeto freedom freedo. Sorry,

539
00:36:39,639 --> 00:36:45,199
he's gonna live another ten years.
He's probably gonna outlive you, outlive you

540
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:51,039
maybe and most likely well, but
the choices you make making hot meat shirtless

541
00:36:52,159 --> 00:36:58,159
give it up for hot mate.
Yeah, no, I would. I

542
00:36:58,199 --> 00:37:01,760
would do like a long week and
chops and then I would lie. All

543
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,639
my morals and values would go out
there, right. I would marry whoever

544
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:08,159
she wanted, You're right, Mom, that was stupid, or just lie

545
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,719
and then run away with them.
I would just be like mom, I

546
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:16,840
was, I was having my monthly
is I was pre menstrual syndrom ing like

547
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:22,679
make anything but Blanche, like I
said, what gets her way? What

548
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:29,519
an idiot? Except for this time? So maybe wondering how the Monier family,

549
00:37:29,599 --> 00:37:31,440
who was famous and she's not their
only child? Is she? No?

550
00:37:31,599 --> 00:37:34,920
No, she has a brother.
You might be wondering how the family

551
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,039
who was famous for being rich and
ain't like an ancient French noble family,

552
00:37:38,199 --> 00:37:43,519
like long, long line, how
they got away with not having their daughter

553
00:37:43,559 --> 00:37:46,639
around. Yeah, how they're what
they How they explained their famously attractive daughter

554
00:37:47,559 --> 00:37:51,599
appeared off seeing the world. They
were like, oh, yeah, she

555
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,480
left and we don't know where she
went, and we're super bums about it.

556
00:37:55,679 --> 00:37:59,719
This is a crime. And everyone
was like that would work though,

557
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,800
Yeah, everyone was Damn that sucks. That's such a bummer. She's so

558
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:07,519
hot. Yeah, it's like it's
like a wooden like teen pregnancy when they're

559
00:38:07,519 --> 00:38:09,039
like, yeah, she's away at
camp, and it's like she's having a

560
00:38:09,079 --> 00:38:13,719
baby at at like slut camp.
Yeah, poor camp, poor camp.

561
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:20,119
Oh my god, that's a huge
crime. Yep. Gross, we'll get

562
00:38:20,159 --> 00:38:22,760
to it. And neither of her
parents liked her then, yeah, pretty

563
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:27,360
much. And they're saving money because
they could have just entered a mental institution.

564
00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:30,239
Yeah, yeah, her off to
a baron, Like they could have

565
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:34,719
advanced their family. That's the thing. It's like, if they really wanted

566
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,880
to, they could have made her
marry someone and just you know you,

567
00:38:37,079 --> 00:38:40,519
I feel like in that time,
like they just but like they didn't even

568
00:38:40,599 --> 00:38:45,000
want her to that badly. They
wanted her to want to and so they

569
00:38:45,079 --> 00:38:49,840
wanted to punish her by locking her
in the app like like they ultimately wanted

570
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,360
her in the attic more than they
wanted anything else out of her. I

571
00:38:52,559 --> 00:38:53,840
kind of think, I mean,
look, you can't discount the fact that

572
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:58,760
they were all insane. Probably maybe
certainly, Yeah, fucking your cousin for

573
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:02,199
generations will do that too, right, So everyone else was also sad about

574
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,840
her disappearance when it happened. And
I have to assume again it was Jeff

575
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,840
because she was hot. Where can
the same way? She was like super

576
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:13,679
hilarious and cool, A true ten, right in all senses. Yeah.

577
00:39:14,159 --> 00:39:16,559
So in the meantime, wait then
she emerges and she's in her fifties.

578
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:21,199
Yeah, we'll get to that.
In the meantime, as Blanche lived in

579
00:39:21,199 --> 00:39:25,039
the attic, the family, yeah
right, as a woman. So,

580
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,480
as Blanche lived in the attic,
the family just went about their lives.

581
00:39:30,559 --> 00:39:37,400
The father, who though he was
dead by nineteen oh one, he headed

582
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:40,960
a local arts faculty. The mother
was renowned for her charity work. She

583
00:39:42,119 --> 00:39:45,199
won an award from the Committee of
good works, and the son, Marcel,

584
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:51,480
graduated law school and was worked in
the government like as a pretty legit

585
00:39:51,599 --> 00:39:54,159
official four years. She would have
said that the son was Marcel Masso,

586
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:59,719
the mime, the famous mime,
Marcel Mysel, you know, the mi

587
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
the guy that didn't fucking speak up. That was her brother, didn't He

588
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,639
couldn't talk. He couldn't talk.
That's against the mime code. He did.

589
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,000
He took an oath. He took
a oath. He actually never reveals

590
00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:12,079
their tricks of mime. Says,
no shit, he does have a good

591
00:40:12,119 --> 00:40:14,559
reason for not talking. I mean, well, yeah, what's he gonna

592
00:40:14,559 --> 00:40:15,239
do. Get in the attic with
her. We'll get We'll get to that.

593
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:19,599
Yeah, so um, all these
will get to that. So really

594
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,880
yeah, well you're guessing, not
guessing, You're in close to a lot

595
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,880
of things. So I'm just say
so. Like I said, the fiance

596
00:40:25,119 --> 00:40:30,920
died unexpectedly in eighteen eighty five,
sixteen years earlier, and then she just

597
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,639
stayed up. Well, I don't
think they told her at that point.

598
00:40:32,679 --> 00:40:35,920
Of course they did it because they
didn't even care what she did. I

599
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,320
just wanted her in the attic.
She'd been in the attic for you know,

600
00:40:37,639 --> 00:40:43,639
yeah, because at least when he
dies, she has no there she

601
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,960
journaling. Does she have a diary? Is Anne frank situation? No,

602
00:40:46,079 --> 00:40:54,199
because Anne Frank had light. Oh
no, Anne Frank could see. Anne

603
00:40:54,199 --> 00:41:02,159
Frank had hope. I don't know
what. Yeah, there were sources of

604
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:06,079
light. And Anne Frank's attic.
I'm trying to I'm trying to channel my

605
00:41:06,119 --> 00:41:10,239
inner jew for Jake, and I
joke to say it's very Jewish of me

606
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:16,719
actually say it's uh yeah, so
she was the time she's attic was pitch

607
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:22,639
black. No. Um. She
also she can't do embroidery, You can't

608
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,920
yeah, play piano, none of
it. And at some point they never

609
00:41:25,079 --> 00:41:30,920
like gave her new clothes or her
clothes sort of rotted away. Yeah.

610
00:41:31,599 --> 00:41:37,159
Um. So then one day,
randomly out of the blue, in nineteen

611
00:41:37,199 --> 00:41:44,719
o one, the Paris Attorney General
received an anonymous letter mhm. It read,

612
00:41:45,639 --> 00:41:49,599
Monsieur Attorney General, I have the
honor, which seems like a weird

613
00:41:49,639 --> 00:41:54,159
adjective, to inform you of an
exceptionally serious occurrence. I speak of a

614
00:41:54,239 --> 00:42:00,519
spinster who is locked up in Madam. When she got in there in Madame

615
00:42:00,599 --> 00:42:04,800
Monier's house, half starved, and
living on a putrid litter for the past

616
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,519
twenty five years. So her parents
at this point are like in their seventies

617
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:16,519
holding on for spite and her dad's
dead. Her dad's dad, what a

618
00:42:16,599 --> 00:42:22,280
bitch fuck her mom right, she
is living in a word, in her

619
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:28,440
own filth. The police saw this
letter and they're like, what, like

620
00:42:28,519 --> 00:42:31,280
the best family in Pier they do
all this charity work and shit, they're

621
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:37,199
super respectable. Sounds weird and fake. Whatever happened to the hot chick Epstein?

622
00:42:37,559 --> 00:42:43,280
He's such a supporter of the art, he does all these children's charity.

623
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:46,519
We love him in Florida. What
do you mean there's something going on

624
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:52,440
at his house? Ghost will check
it out. As the police were like,

625
00:42:52,519 --> 00:42:54,960
I guess we'll check it out.
I mean, this seems fake,

626
00:42:55,079 --> 00:42:59,920
like a shitty hoax, but we'll
check it out Hot Chick. But essentially

627
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,679
they were they decided to check out
because the initial disappearance was such a bummer

628
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:08,000
because Blanche was so hot. Yeah, that Ramsey of her time kind Yeah,

629
00:43:09,119 --> 00:43:13,119
excep. I feel like she wishes
she got Jean ban A Ramsey to

630
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:20,360
be honest, do you think she's
still alive? Robbie she's still in that

631
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,599
closet. Yeah, Blanche is still
there to this day. She's decrepit.

632
00:43:23,679 --> 00:43:27,320
That's why the sun kills you.
You gotta stay out of the sun.

633
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,880
Shade will keep your eyes. She's
actually rooted into the floorboards. She's a

634
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:35,679
tree now, she's a tree person. Grandmother Willow from Pocahonas. That's who

635
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:40,159
she became. So the cops showed
up to the Monier home and there's no

636
00:43:40,199 --> 00:43:44,760
one there at the time, so
they busted in and as soon as they

637
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:49,559
got into the house, it smelled
real bad. Even from nineteen o one,

638
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,639
it smelled real bad. So imagine
from nineteen o one being like human

639
00:43:54,480 --> 00:44:04,360
human human filth. I think a
bucket would have been nu it would have

640
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,119
been nice us my thought, check
your privilege, Yeah, check your bucket,

641
00:44:07,159 --> 00:44:14,320
prillig. Oh what does she do
with her period? They would I

642
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,519
would journal on with my period blood
personally on the wall, leave notes.

643
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:22,360
Yeah. They followed. The police
followed the smell up stairs until they found

644
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:28,000
a pad locked door. They broke
through that, but the room was still

645
00:44:28,079 --> 00:44:30,760
pretty black from I mean like the
hallways, not windows in the hallway,

646
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,559
So the rooms still pretty dark.
So they go to the window, there's

647
00:44:32,639 --> 00:44:37,880
heavy, heavy curtains on it.
So they finally find a way to rip

648
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,440
down the heavy curtay. They couldn't
just tear them off right, like they

649
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:45,360
do some shit with hinges and stuff
to get it off. Back when police

650
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:50,320
were helpful, they would never.
Now they would never. They're like,

651
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,000
oh, let me call my wife
before I go put these kuttins down.

652
00:44:53,079 --> 00:44:58,519
I'm scared. Can I have a
joke? Yeah, I appreciate that.

653
00:45:00,199 --> 00:45:02,119
Or I guess homie, they just
got put on. Oh yeah, the

654
00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:06,760
guy who, yeah, pick up
pick a scenario where cops botched it.

655
00:45:07,119 --> 00:45:12,000
Uh yo? The guy who from
the Parkland shooting just kind of parking officer

656
00:45:12,519 --> 00:45:15,440
for the high school who just sat
outside in the parking lot behind a barrier

657
00:45:15,519 --> 00:45:17,800
taking cover. What kids are getting
lit up? Or like yeah, or

658
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:22,800
like all the pictures of the Givaldi
cops just like on their phones can't even

659
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:27,920
with the punisher as their phone lits
are lost on. This is like your

660
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:31,199
fucking Super Bowl and he just not
up or shut up, and you didn't

661
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:34,800
ut up, so shut the fuck
up. Yeah. So back when cops

662
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,199
did stuff, they ripped some curtains
down, so they had to. I

663
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:38,840
think it was like they had to
like break hinges and stuff, so it

664
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:43,519
wasn't just like a normal cloth nineteenth
century hinges. These are no, no,

665
00:45:43,639 --> 00:45:47,880
they don't sucking around. And so
finally sunlight poured into the room and

666
00:45:49,079 --> 00:45:53,000
this is what they found. And
Blanche goes kind of oh no, who

667
00:45:53,079 --> 00:46:00,760
they found? Okay, Oh my
god, Gabby reacting to the Big five

668
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:07,039
reaction, yeahs delviet to see it
all right, let me see stop hogging

669
00:46:07,079 --> 00:46:15,840
at Gabby pass it. I'd imagine
her nails are gonna be for long.

670
00:46:15,159 --> 00:46:21,320
The Barbarian there's a movie where it's
like, a, what a shame?

671
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:28,199
Really ruined that one? How does
she? I mean a she's like no

672
00:46:29,039 --> 00:46:31,360
fat on her body at this point? Yeah, so she weighs fifty five

673
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:36,039
pounds in that picture. Okay,
it's called barbarian In this movie? Was

674
00:46:36,079 --> 00:46:39,440
she eating like her own hair?
Do you like? Stay alive? So

675
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:45,639
her mother wouldn't give her her full
meals. She would just bring the scraps

676
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:49,840
up from the meals she ate and
give them to her daughter. It's a

677
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,039
testament to the human body, though, being able to survive on such little

678
00:46:52,119 --> 00:46:58,920
nutrients. I wonder what her macros
are like your hip bones literally sticking out

679
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,800
of her body. Yeah, that's
why, like Audrey Happern, that's why

680
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:04,000
she was so skinny for the rest
of her life, because she was in

681
00:47:04,079 --> 00:47:08,559
concentration camps during puberty and she never
really like gained the ability to gain Audrey

682
00:47:08,599 --> 00:47:12,599
hepburn was. Yeah, that's why
she was so thin. That's why she

683
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:15,760
was so thin for her whole life
because like she basically like she didn't get

684
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:20,440
her period till she was like seventeen
or something, right, and so during

685
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:24,280
her like woman years, she was
just like fucking eating nothing. Yeah,

686
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:29,280
all right, and now for the
YouTube the reveal right here, right here.

687
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:31,920
But did you have y'all seen that
movie of the Barbarian No, not

688
00:47:32,039 --> 00:47:37,360
yet spoiler alert. Looks just like
that girl. So that is Blanche Monier

689
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:44,199
at fifty two years old and fifty
five pounds. Poor thing. This is

690
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:46,079
what the policeman who was on the
scene described. One of the police scene

691
00:47:46,119 --> 00:47:52,000
described the unfortunate woman was lying completely
naked on a rotten straw mattress. All

692
00:47:52,079 --> 00:47:57,280
around her was a form was formed, a sort of crust made from excrement

693
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:01,280
fragments of meat, vegetables, fish, and rotten bread. We also saw

694
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:08,159
oyster shells and bugs running across Mademoiselle
Monier's bed. The air was so unbreathable,

695
00:48:08,519 --> 00:48:12,599
the odor given off the rooms so
rent in the room, so rank,

696
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,800
that it was impossible for us to
stay any longer to proceed with our

697
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:21,039
investigation. Are literally like, I'm
like sweaty, like I want to cry

698
00:48:21,119 --> 00:48:23,360
for her. That sucks. I'm
just trying to take in the smell right

699
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:29,599
now. I don't like it.
Not great. Blanche had been there for

700
00:48:29,639 --> 00:48:31,880
twenty five years, like I said, only fed scraps from what her mother

701
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:37,920
didn't want to eat. The room
was never cleaned. Blanche was, oh

702
00:48:37,079 --> 00:48:39,400
no, they didn't give her any
new clothes as far as I know.

703
00:48:40,199 --> 00:48:45,079
The mattress was soaked through with piss
and poop and the hamster. The entire

704
00:48:45,159 --> 00:48:51,199
room, including Blanche, was covered
in bugs and the rats everywhere too.

705
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:57,360
There had no no, no,
no, I was actually I already so

706
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:02,039
inside some inside baseball here on the
step on inside uh softwore history um.

707
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:07,920
Usually after we record these on Sunday
night Monday morning in our little text thread,

708
00:49:07,559 --> 00:49:12,519
uh Dan will ask for a title
in a description. Typically we think

709
00:49:12,519 --> 00:49:15,079
of the title like kind of on
the spot then, but I already have

710
00:49:15,159 --> 00:49:16,760
a title for this episode. Okay, don't spoil it. I want to

711
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:21,000
find out tomorrow. No spoil it. I was gonna tell you I'm not.

712
00:49:21,079 --> 00:49:24,480
In the text side, it's love
loses. Oh, love doesn't conquer.

713
00:49:24,519 --> 00:49:31,079
I'm gonna workshop that love loses,
Love conquers one, love conquers some

714
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:37,159
love takes and a big l here, right, love wins love for love?

715
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:43,280
Yeah, what a loser. If
only she married for They for money

716
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:47,960
and appearances like normal person, right
yeah, right, loves not that great,

717
00:49:49,159 --> 00:49:54,079
No, plus Disney movies for this, but this is her own full

718
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:59,480
more money than since the guy died
halfway through. Halfway through. And that's

719
00:49:59,519 --> 00:50:00,800
the saying. Her mom didn't even
give up. It wasn't about their heads

720
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:07,760
up. It was about entrapment.
It's about the power of having a lady

721
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:13,199
locked into your attic and also like
it ruined her life, like it ruined

722
00:50:13,199 --> 00:50:15,239
Blanche's life, but it also ruined
the moms, Like I don't think it

723
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:19,760
ruined the moms well, because the
mom can't entertain. You can't have people

724
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,800
over when your daughter is shitting in
a straw mattress upstairs, like it it's

725
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:24,880
you can't cover that. They got
up there. They were just like,

726
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:30,679
why does it stink so bad?
So like your mom social cleaning? The

727
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:35,079
mom social life is over. Yeah, they and they have to have slaves

728
00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:37,920
or workers or like people are people
are cleaning their own house. Ye,

729
00:50:38,039 --> 00:50:44,199
people are ignoring this. No one's
talking about people. We'll get to that.

730
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:46,519
What do we get? Oh no, there's so many we'll get to

731
00:50:46,599 --> 00:50:52,840
that in this episode. Yeah.
So when they found Blanche, she couldn't

732
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,480
really speak that well anymore. She
was just kind of uttering nonsense. Not

733
00:50:55,559 --> 00:50:58,679
that she couldn't speak French or whatever, but she was uttering a lot of

734
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:01,239
nonsense. Have y'all seen mel that
of a movie with Jodie Foster where it's

735
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:04,519
kind of like that and she's just
like she can't talk and she's like,

736
00:51:04,559 --> 00:51:07,039
look at Google. No, that
is how my toddler talks. So he's

737
00:51:07,039 --> 00:51:09,920
like, it's like it's like that, like they like lock her up and

738
00:51:10,039 --> 00:51:15,079
she's never really developed normal. Yeah
that sounds right. Yikes. I have

739
00:51:15,199 --> 00:51:22,480
not your son. Okay, no, no, he's twelve and he's probably

740
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,280
still has more money than Dan.
Well yeah, of course, because yeah,

741
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:30,119
yeah, Robinton's on ain't more money
than me yeah, but grandparents probably

742
00:51:30,159 --> 00:51:34,119
have opened a couple of bank accounts. And well this is where No,

743
00:51:34,199 --> 00:51:36,679
we've had this conversation so many times. You said, make more money than

744
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:37,960
you. I don't make more money
than you, know, but I have

745
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:44,079
more. Yeah, it's not about
making it more wealth than you. Wealth

746
00:51:44,199 --> 00:51:46,960
is a state of mind. All
right. That's a poor thing to say.

747
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:51,599
That's a poor person. And Georgia
always say we have a poor brain.

748
00:51:52,519 --> 00:51:54,239
We don't know how to poor brain. You've got poor bank account,

749
00:51:54,280 --> 00:52:02,400
you make poor choices. I disappointed
my parents a lot. Uh, your

750
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:06,119
parents are gonna die and I'd be
in the attic. Then you'll be rich,

751
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:09,599
and then you'll be rich. How
many siblings do you have? How

752
00:52:09,639 --> 00:52:16,360
many people? See? I gotta
split it four ways and my parents have

753
00:52:16,599 --> 00:52:21,119
My dad needs to stop having children. I being courting your tops the other

754
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:24,880
day. Uh snip snip about how
about fuck I forget? Who oh is

755
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:30,480
about Alpaccino and Robert Janniro having kids
again and how they're the sibling must be

756
00:52:30,559 --> 00:52:34,519
pissed off. And I was talking
about how I had a friend who was

757
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,320
quite well off. Uh still is
family is still quite well off and her

758
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:44,280
dad uh out of the Blue remarried
and like was like, I'm totally in

759
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,119
love and I want to have a
kid. And she was like, you're

760
00:52:46,199 --> 00:52:51,079
fucking fifty. This was like ten
years ago. It's like you're fucking fifty

761
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,239
and like privately to me and she
was like that, like it's just me

762
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:59,679
and my sibling. It's gonna yeah, no, stop taking away my name

763
00:53:00,079 --> 00:53:04,239
planning, Like Dad, we don't
work. It's literally my dad where it's

764
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,719
like I have a sister, we're
two years apart. And then my dad

765
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,679
has two sons. So I was
sixteen when the oldest boy was born,

766
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:15,079
who's now sixteen, and my dad, who's now sixty, hasn't eight year

767
00:53:15,119 --> 00:53:19,559
old. And so I'm like,
stop slicing my inheritance. He'll be seventy

768
00:53:19,639 --> 00:53:22,840
when he graduates high school. Yeah, yeah, your dad fucks. My

769
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:27,119
dad focks way too much. Strong
swimmers. Well, the problem isn't that

770
00:53:27,119 --> 00:53:29,880
your dad fucks. Problem is that
your dad the problems that my dad doesn't

771
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,559
pull out, right, he's a
doctor, he should know how he freeze's

772
00:53:32,559 --> 00:53:39,360
act to me, probably he doesn't
really have to. Like he's like I

773
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:42,639
got it, worry. He's like
I know, He's like I can smell.

774
00:53:42,679 --> 00:53:45,960
You're not actually ovulating. So it
is hilarious how much harder it is

775
00:53:46,039 --> 00:53:50,159
to get pregnant when you want to, when you want to. Yeah.

776
00:53:51,079 --> 00:53:54,559
Yeah. Meanwhile, if you're twenty
one on antibiotics, things happening. A

777
00:53:54,679 --> 00:53:58,880
lot of things happen. Things happen, punch cards get punched. The best

778
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:02,119
way to get is to have sex
with a seventeen year old with the future.

779
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,760
It's the best way to get an
abortion. Yeah, that too straight

780
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:14,599
trip, not that I know of. Yeah, No, that's such a

781
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:16,880
nice I love that men can say
that. That's such a that's so nice

782
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:21,360
to be like, not that I
know of. Oh, we had this

783
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:23,880
great theory for Dan have we talked
about on this show. Probably not just

784
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:29,800
rehash. Yeah, where Dan doesn't
pull doesn't use condomns or pull out,

785
00:54:30,119 --> 00:54:34,239
but his he and he doesn't even
believe in birth control. But he presents

786
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:37,920
as such a piece of shit that
the children, the women won't want to

787
00:54:37,039 --> 00:54:40,599
raise a child with him. It's
like that who was it that politician that

788
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:44,239
was like, oh, if it's
really rape, then your body will shut

789
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:47,119
it down. I believe that was
Missouri's todd Ach. And if it's Dan's

790
00:54:47,159 --> 00:54:50,360
baby, your body will make sure
this doesn't No, no, no,

791
00:54:50,559 --> 00:54:52,800
he'll get her pregnant, but she
just won't want to bring the child,

792
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:54,119
just want She's like, what am
I, what's he gonna do? Venmom?

793
00:54:54,480 --> 00:55:00,559
Like in sports gambling money, give
me, give me token on fucking

794
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:06,519
draft kings. You can't buy grand
parenthead doesn't accept draft kings tokens. Yeah,

795
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,199
it's gonna take too much, too
many, like direct deposits in two

796
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:14,800
to three business day wire waiting periods. And by the way, there will

797
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:19,360
come a time when you can use
your gambling account to pay for an abortion,

798
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:24,360
and I feel like that is ten
years an I bet. I mean

799
00:55:24,639 --> 00:55:28,960
because sports betting is about to be
legal in Texas. But so that's going

800
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,559
to be the old that's going to
be the loophole of like if you,

801
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:35,679
if you use your draft kings account, get fifteen percent off your next abortion,

802
00:55:37,559 --> 00:55:45,400
use promo code, sports boards,
sports flush that sucker out. Yeah

803
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:52,880
he ol Mary No. So Blanche's
mother was immediately arrested. She fast to

804
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:54,719
the crime. Oh, she gets
to decay from one year in jail until

805
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:59,280
she confessed to the crimes, and
in a fit of hysteria, died fifteen

806
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:04,480
days later, Yeah, got off
easy. As the doctors recalled, she

807
00:56:04,639 --> 00:56:09,119
cried out her dying words were,
ah my poor Blanche stuck off mom.

808
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:14,880
Yeah, she's playing the victim.
My palm, Blanch, you kept her

809
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:22,159
up there. They should have stolen
her youth the god they should have again,

810
00:56:22,199 --> 00:56:27,480
I'm guessing they should have William Wallace
this woman, h yeah, probably

811
00:56:27,519 --> 00:56:30,639
they should have should have been publicly
disembowled. Yeah, yeah, drawn and

812
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:37,119
quartered eighth sixteenth. By the way, guillotine was still in play at this

813
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:40,440
point. They were public they would
they should quillotine and then shrink her head

814
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:44,239
like they do in Jamaica, and
then give it to Blanche to put as

815
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:46,840
like an ornament on her gillotine her
lins. Well, yeah, guillotine the

816
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:50,880
limbs first and then head last.
Blanche starts eating it like I haven't had

817
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,239
this much protein in twenty eight years. Yeah, and Blanche was about that

818
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:59,280
level of sanity at this point her. So she probably just made noises.

819
00:56:59,519 --> 00:57:02,920
Blanche she didn't just make noises,
thankfully, but she wasn't great. We'll

820
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:06,639
get to that. If she had
journaled with her period blood, maybe she

821
00:57:06,679 --> 00:57:08,480
would have kept her sanity. I
agree. There's you gotta find ways to

822
00:57:08,559 --> 00:57:12,119
keep saying you gotta have you gotta
make art for the sake of art.

823
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:17,960
Yeah, just make art art.
That's bugs and straw and menstruation. I

824
00:57:19,079 --> 00:57:22,119
kind of think that, like if
I could go back in time and I

825
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:27,000
was offered two things, One to
be able to save Blans just take her

826
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:30,719
out of the room, or two
to give her the advice make art a

827
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:35,719
pen, Give her a pen and
a leather bound journal. Get bootstraps.

828
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,679
Yeah what I mean, just leave
it on like a bird, just drop

829
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:43,079
up. How much more rewarding for
her would that be? Look what happened

830
00:57:43,079 --> 00:57:45,199
to Anne Frank? You know your
story gets out? You may not,

831
00:57:45,559 --> 00:57:50,840
but your story. Well, so
she's technically immortal. H you only die

832
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:55,920
when the last personae twice. Yeah, so she's still alive beautiful. Uh

833
00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:02,480
she's not though, but very very
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you. A woman who needed Blanche's

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brother, Marcel, was also tried
for the imprisonment good. He was initially

944
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convicted, but then he shook some
hands, but he got out on a

945
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French legal loophole. Love a good
loophole. If you're good enough, Miam,

946
01:05:18,119 --> 01:05:23,000
he can. Yeah, he'd take
your trades through the streets. It's

947
01:05:23,039 --> 01:05:26,119
like, I'm already in jail.
I'm in a clear glass box. He

948
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:32,880
did kind of essentially make this face
and got off. Oh no, So

949
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:36,639
here's what happened. So at the
trial, he said he only helped imprison

950
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his sister out of respect for his
mom. She was his mom when he

951
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:45,079
had just fallen. Orders. Yea, she had to do what she said.

952
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:50,039
Hitler said, what do you want
me to do? But he also

953
01:05:50,159 --> 01:05:56,519
claimed that Blanche was insane and never
tried to escape. She liked it,

954
01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:59,679
Yeah, she liked it. Yeah, it wasn't if it was really raped,

955
01:05:59,719 --> 01:06:03,840
she would have said stop more than
twice. Right. A stop sign

956
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has eight sides, so you need
to stay stay stop at least eight times.

957
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:11,000
Oh my god, is that did
you come up with that? Right?

958
01:06:11,039 --> 01:06:14,480
Now? Yeah? Okay, I
wasn't sure if that was like a

959
01:06:14,599 --> 01:06:17,000
thing people said, or if that
was just I'm sorry, I'll let you.

960
01:06:17,199 --> 01:06:20,199
I let you in too deep to
the bro I don't know. It's

961
01:06:20,199 --> 01:06:24,599
all rape. It's all rape to
me. I don't want to be here

962
01:06:24,639 --> 01:06:28,440
for any of it. But according
to court testimony, and this is where

963
01:06:28,519 --> 01:06:31,639
things get weird, to be honest. According to court testimony, several witnesses

964
01:06:31,679 --> 01:06:36,719
claim that they often heard Blanche screaming
and pleading from the house, including clear

965
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:43,800
mention of words such as police,
pity, and freedom. On August sixteenth,

966
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:48,079
eighteen ninety two, nine years before
she was found, one witness heard

967
01:06:48,119 --> 01:06:53,960
Blanche scream the following words. Now, keep in mind everyone thought Blanche was

968
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gone. Yeah, but one witness
was like, I did hear woman who

969
01:07:00,159 --> 01:07:02,960
sounded exactly like the woman that was
missing, screaming from the home she was

970
01:07:03,039 --> 01:07:08,159
missing from. Uh, she heard
her screaming the falling words. What have

971
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:12,800
I done to be locked up?
I don't deserve this horrible torture. God

972
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:16,400
must not exist then to let his
creatures suffer in this way and no one

973
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:18,920
come to my rescue. By the
way, this is fucking like she got

974
01:07:19,039 --> 01:07:23,559
very French. Yeah, this is
seven years after her her fiance even died.

975
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:30,639
Like maybe maybe it was the wind. Yeah, also very French of

976
01:07:30,679 --> 01:07:33,360
her. Did not kill herself and
just kind of live in the filth.

977
01:07:33,519 --> 01:07:36,639
They kind of enjoy the squalor a
little bit though, the suffering. Yeah,

978
01:07:36,679 --> 01:07:42,480
did she at least get just like
well, not cosplaying anymore, but

979
01:07:42,639 --> 01:07:45,199
yeah, did she at least get
cigarette? I don't think you. I

980
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don't think she could smoke and just
be like I don't care, Oh cigarette

981
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:51,480
switch and I mean that would that
is how you stay skinning back? Now?

982
01:07:51,679 --> 01:07:58,119
Yeah, I mean, I'll be
honest. She looked pretty bad in

983
01:07:58,239 --> 01:08:00,719
that last in the picture when they
found her, but she did keep her

984
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:05,679
figure. I mean she kept yeah, heard eight year old figure? Yeahs

985
01:08:08,159 --> 01:08:15,320
would you post attic blanche while she's
into some stuff and we'll get to that.

986
01:08:15,639 --> 01:08:20,199
Um. But the judges decided that
Marcel uh should go free, though,

987
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even even though he helped his mother
imprisoner and was honestly the muscle to

988
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imprison his sister, because a quote
unquote duty to rescue did not explicitly exist

989
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:39,279
in the French legal quote. Sure, so like there's nothing doesn't say we

990
01:08:39,319 --> 01:08:43,680
should remove my sister from this attic
concentration camp. Attic. We put her

991
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:46,119
in, right, so we can't
try you for a law that doesn't exist.

992
01:08:46,279 --> 01:08:48,720
Yeah, so he got to leave, he got to go free.

993
01:08:49,359 --> 01:08:54,239
Cool. So no accomplice laws,
no, none of that, none of

994
01:08:54,279 --> 01:08:58,359
that. He was just following orders
French. What nothing faith the company.

995
01:08:58,439 --> 01:09:01,199
Yea, yeah, yeah, that
sounds French. Blanche meanwhile, lived out

996
01:09:01,239 --> 01:09:05,560
her days in a psychiatric hospital in
Blah, France. Wow, air conditioning,

997
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:12,720
food, beds, five star accommodations, two of those things. It

998
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was before. Thanks to her quarter
century of imprisonment in total darkness, it

999
01:09:17,119 --> 01:09:20,840
turns out she had gone a little
bit crazy, a little you don't say

1000
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:27,960
slow. She get like cataracts.
She was frightened of light for a long

1001
01:09:28,039 --> 01:09:30,319
time. Yeah, it will be
scary. Yeah, after twenty seven years

1002
01:09:30,359 --> 01:09:36,600
without it, she was diagnosed with
several disorders after being found that likely hysteria.

1003
01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:40,159
They ran. How long were her
nails? Yeah? Pretty much?

1004
01:09:40,159 --> 01:09:43,279
What how long were her nails?
I guess she was chewing on them or

1005
01:09:43,279 --> 01:09:45,600
something, because they were They weren't
like the curls. No, no,

1006
01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:49,159
no, they weren't doing yet.
Huh. So she could have used her

1007
01:09:49,199 --> 01:09:54,319
period blood to write. She could
have. But if you're not, if

1008
01:09:54,319 --> 01:09:57,039
you're not creative, you're not creative. But like, you know, create

1009
01:09:57,479 --> 01:10:00,439
creat make art. Like I said, I would go back having to say

1010
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:05,359
you're like, I could free you
or you could free your mind. What's

1011
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:12,640
more important? Yeah, you can
read prove it? Uh, She was

1012
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:19,439
diagnosed with several disorders that likely manifested
during her imprisonment, including anorexia. Sure

1013
01:10:20,479 --> 01:10:25,000
so, but she was fed so
little that she didn't want it. Her

1014
01:10:25,039 --> 01:10:29,199
stomach shrank fucking wa Yeah, but
they also they were feeding she had a

1015
01:10:29,239 --> 01:10:32,399
proto Latin. They were feeding fish
bones, right, Yeah, so she

1016
01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:39,039
couldn't eat essentially. Um. She
also became schizophrenic. Yeah, you don't

1017
01:10:39,079 --> 01:10:44,640
say oh oh oh. Having friendships
when you live alone in an attic sounds

1018
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:49,159
like another yet another survival mechanism.
She had become sort of feral and prone

1019
01:10:49,199 --> 01:10:54,119
to flash herself to people. Man, you know what, catch me on

1020
01:10:54,159 --> 01:10:59,600
the wrong day, me too,
and this one night. I don't know

1021
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:00,560
if it makes a lot of sense. Are making no sense? Um?

1022
01:11:01,279 --> 01:11:09,039
She had developed corpophilia. What does
that mean? Carpophilia? Kind of a

1023
01:11:10,039 --> 01:11:14,840
no, she followed herself. What
does it mean? It means like Matt,

1024
01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:20,000
constant masturbation. She was sexually aroused
by poop. She was into ship

1025
01:11:20,079 --> 01:11:24,319
play. She was into poop play
a scoop scot scat at some point because

1026
01:11:24,319 --> 01:11:27,159
I guess it was such a special
thing. When she finally had enough nutrients

1027
01:11:27,199 --> 01:11:30,159
to take a ship, yeah,
I mean she was living in shit,

1028
01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:33,720
so shit, she's following herself with
her shit fingers. Yeah, she would

1029
01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:38,039
be. Now, I learned about
this group of people, adults who wear

1030
01:11:38,479 --> 01:11:42,359
diapers like sexually. You're speaking from
experience or no, no, no,

1031
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:45,680
I learned about this on a on
a comedy show last night, right right,

1032
01:11:45,319 --> 01:11:48,920
no, uh, not yet.
But apparently there's a lot of work

1033
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:55,359
involved to because to wear diapers and
to like mess yourself in diapers, you

1034
01:11:55,399 --> 01:11:59,239
have to how is this from the
rich reef had to potty untrained? Yeah,

1035
01:11:59,319 --> 01:12:01,760
and so these people that have this
weird kink they have to like untrain

1036
01:12:03,119 --> 01:12:06,479
they're like because it's not easy.
Apparently they like piss herself or shit yourself.

1037
01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:11,359
Right, there's potty untrainers, just
like there's potty trainers. Oh were

1038
01:12:11,439 --> 01:12:15,760
you at in the process? Um
have not yet bought diapers, but thinking

1039
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:21,279
about it? Sure what stage?
Uh no, this is not planning?

1040
01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:28,359
No, okay, watching from a
distance like the wildebeests and just with bin

1041
01:12:28,439 --> 01:12:31,840
out binoculars and mean like interesting,
okay, yeah, not for me.

1042
01:12:32,199 --> 01:12:35,520
Blanche was called several things by the
press. She was this is quite the

1043
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:39,920
scan of the story, saying women
are crazy. Man. She was called

1044
01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:45,359
a living skeleton of Poitiers and the
recluse of Poitier. Recluse implies that it

1045
01:12:45,479 --> 01:12:47,880
was her fault, right, Like
she was like, oh she hates people

1046
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:53,920
and not she was locked up by
her mom chained recluse. That's so rude.

1047
01:12:54,039 --> 01:12:58,359
I know she's a straight banter.
Oh my god, recluse. She

1048
01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:04,399
died in nineteen thirty uh single?
So how many years later from the imprisonment,

1049
01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:08,279
yeah that when they found her.
Oh, from the twelve years from

1050
01:13:08,279 --> 01:13:10,680
when they found her, she was
like sixty four, I think when she

1051
01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:14,479
had a good run. No,
she didn't twelve years. I mean the

1052
01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:17,960
first twenty seven years were probably great, yeah, and then the next twenty

1053
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:21,159
five How much more weight did she
put on when she was the next twelve

1054
01:13:21,199 --> 01:13:26,720
years, they actually saved some money
and they bought a children's casket. Right,

1055
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:29,720
I don't know that she hit three
three figs again, to be honest,

1056
01:13:30,119 --> 01:13:33,840
oh, to be that. But
she died single, right, Yeah,

1057
01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:36,600
she died single. That's the most
important part. So I would say

1058
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:42,560
ultimately, ultimately her life was a
failure. Um, she did not produce

1059
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:46,479
any children. No, there was
a rumor that the poor lawyer, lawyer,

1060
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:51,239
had gotten her pregnant. But I
don't think that's legit. No,

1061
01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:55,439
okay, because if she was pregnant, she would have run away from home,

1062
01:13:56,239 --> 01:14:00,560
right, which again another thing I
thought the whole time. Just say

1063
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:02,640
okay, I won't marry him,
and then go grab him and lie,

1064
01:14:03,319 --> 01:14:06,479
lie, just lie, listen.
I don't want to victim blame. You're

1065
01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:09,800
twenty seven. I don't want to
victim blame. But she walked into a

1066
01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:13,800
lot of this. She really she
could have she could have said, she

1067
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:15,600
could have just played the game.
Played the game, because it seems like

1068
01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:20,159
the rules were laid out to her
right where they were like, you will

1069
01:14:20,279 --> 01:14:25,199
stay in here until you promise not
to marry him. Yeah, there's not

1070
01:14:25,199 --> 01:14:27,479
a two hundred dollar get out of
jail free card. It's to stay.

1071
01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:29,840
Tell us you're not going to marry
him, get out of jail free card.

1072
01:14:30,039 --> 01:14:32,239
Pretty easy, guys on the weekend. He's gonna die anyway, fucking

1073
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:35,119
all right, fuck it, fuck
him, I won't marry him. Pack

1074
01:14:35,159 --> 01:14:40,960
a bag in Scedattle, girl.
Yep. That's why you can't raise women

1075
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:45,840
with too many morals. Yeah,
can't raise a principle woman. Woman can't

1076
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:47,760
afford principles. In this world,
not none in this economy. No,

1077
01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:57,359
what did you guys learn today?
Love is dumb stupid? Yeah, marry

1078
01:14:57,479 --> 01:15:01,479
the perfect match. Don't marry for
somebody you vibe with Mary, Mary above

1079
01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:06,359
your station, especially if you're attractive. Yeah, and lie to your mom.

1080
01:15:10,039 --> 01:15:13,039
Me and my girls have been lying
with their mom. Normal girls,

1081
01:15:15,079 --> 01:15:16,560
lie to your parents. Yeah.
Me and my wife were talking about this

1082
01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:20,600
the other day about how, um, what would do when they when our

1083
01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:23,760
kids start, like, are in
high school and they start like drinking and

1084
01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:26,680
shit like that. And I was
like, you know, my parents,

1085
01:15:27,119 --> 01:15:30,600
my dad in particular, and I
love him and I believed him to an

1086
01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:34,319
extent on this that he was like, don't drive drunk to ride. Yeah.

1087
01:15:34,399 --> 01:15:36,319
Yeah, And I was like,
okay, and I'm going to drink

1088
01:15:36,399 --> 01:15:43,000
drinking our base. He would absolutely
not that that was not a starter at

1089
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,359
all. And I wouldn't do that
with my own kids are gonna do it,

1090
01:15:45,399 --> 01:15:46,720
I'd rather do it. No.
And I feel that way about sex

1091
01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:50,920
stuff too, where it's like like
I've had this conversation with with Veronica,

1092
01:15:51,159 --> 01:15:55,239
yeah, like how like and she's
like, well, I don't want them

1093
01:15:55,319 --> 01:15:57,600
to go risk them, you know, be I was like, no,

1094
01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:00,119
not in my fucking house. Like
my mom had, like you can't cuddle

1095
01:16:00,239 --> 01:16:03,520
laying down. You can cuddle on
the couch, but like sitting up and

1096
01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:10,199
no, no, no blankets,
yeah, like overlaps and like like no

1097
01:16:10,439 --> 01:16:12,680
wrestling on it. You can't be
a fuse. Like, if you're gonna

1098
01:16:12,720 --> 01:16:15,800
fuck, it's gonna be uncomfortable for
you. It's gonna be weird. You're

1099
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:17,840
gonna cook it in the back of
a in a neighborhood development. Earn it,

1100
01:16:18,199 --> 01:16:23,800
earn its. Yeah, you're not
gonna I'm not gonna close the door

1101
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:26,760
and put on the white noise machine
and bring out condoms for you. It's

1102
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:30,600
gonna be a little weird. Yeah, if you if you're morning, it'll

1103
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:32,399
be fine with drinking, like you
can't. I'm like, the only not

1104
01:16:32,439 --> 01:16:36,039
gonna be comfortable shouldn't be absolutely not. You gotta earn that ship. You

1105
01:16:36,079 --> 01:16:41,239
think you develop a personality having sex
in a bed. Yeah, in high

1106
01:16:41,279 --> 01:16:44,800
school, no, no, no, no, But I would say,

1107
01:16:44,840 --> 01:16:46,000
like my dad was like, I'll
pick you up a gear shift up my

1108
01:16:46,079 --> 01:16:48,960
mask before I had a dick up
there. Hell yeah. But I was

1109
01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:51,279
like, there's no way, there's
no way, I know you'll do it.

1110
01:16:51,319 --> 01:16:54,439
I know you pick me up,
but there's no way I'm not gonna

1111
01:16:54,439 --> 01:16:57,720
be in trouble. Yeah, well
my mom said. My mom used to

1112
01:16:57,800 --> 01:17:00,680
say like she wouldn't pretend like there
would be no trouble. She'd be like,

1113
01:17:00,119 --> 01:17:02,600
but I'll wait until afternoon the next
day. And I was like,

1114
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:09,159
still sounds terrible. I'm not gonna
call you my my essentially thing will be

1115
01:17:09,439 --> 01:17:11,560
I on late with my kids.
I'm like, I would just be like,

1116
01:17:12,439 --> 01:17:15,439
no liquor, and if you absolutely
do not have another ride, Like,

1117
01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:18,039
you can tell me you're gonna spend
the night, or you can tell

1118
01:17:18,079 --> 01:17:23,960
me but now they're uber right,
or I'll fucking vend on you for a

1119
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:27,800
number or whatever. But uh,
just don't drink liquor and don't get in

1120
01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:30,279
the car with the drunk driver.
Don't fucking drunk drive. Yeah, you're

1121
01:17:30,279 --> 01:17:32,960
a land parent. What is it? You're a lame parent? Cool?

1122
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:38,079
That means my kids on you.
Yeah, he doesn't cook beef shirtless.

1123
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:43,880
It's called safety. Who's today's hitler? Fucking mom? The mom lanch his

1124
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:50,039
mom, Gabby's hitler. Now I'm
gonna victim blame. I think it's on

1125
01:17:50,159 --> 01:17:56,039
her. This is this could have
all been Blanches avoid Yeah, Blanches her

1126
01:17:56,079 --> 01:18:02,239
own Hitler and if that attractive to
yeah, more money, more money and

1127
01:18:02,279 --> 01:18:06,159
hotness than sense. And you know
what if she had had she had been

1128
01:18:06,239 --> 01:18:10,359
writing a diary in her period blood, she wouldn't be Hitler. She would

1129
01:18:10,399 --> 01:18:15,159
be in frank m. That's all
fair. That's all I have to say

1130
01:18:15,199 --> 01:18:17,199
about that. Yep, that's all
I've got for today. Thank you guys

1131
01:18:17,319 --> 01:18:20,520
for listening. Thank you to our
wonderful guest, Gabby Month or she'll be

1132
01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:27,199
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1133
01:18:27,279 --> 01:18:30,479
Slash softcore history five dollars a month
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1134
01:18:30,479 --> 01:18:33,039
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1135
01:18:33,119 --> 01:18:36,279
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1136
01:18:36,399 --> 01:18:40,960
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1137
01:18:41,039 --> 01:18:43,920
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1138
01:18:44,079 --> 01:18:48,079
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