Hey, everybody, welcome to Rose Pricks. It is what's today Thursday something
like that. Yeah, we just watched well, I just like literally just
watched Real Housewives of Beverly Hills because it's time. It's that time a week
and you watched it yesterday. Kind of, I have COVID, you know,
I just like to you bragging rights for one second, so I kind
of came in and out of it in like a COVID haze legit swing in
some codeine like that, so I kind of understood what was going on,
and then kind of it just seemed like a fever dream. But then I
rewatched it again this morning, and I feel like, oh, the whole
thing, yeah again kind of coming in and out. Okay, I got
my phone. Yeah no, I think I'm I think we're good to go
here. But I want to say an overall macrono before we say, like,
it's pretty freaking bored, Like I didn't think any. I felt like
it was very The whole show reminded me of like old school Orange County Days
where they're just trying to be silly and we'll get to all that, but
when it's the Haunted how that felt very Tamera VICKI to me stuff, yes,
you know, and I hate that shit. Yes, they're really trying
to make it like they're trying to make their friendship like a thing, but
then they give up on it so easily and just go straight to you know,
like I mean, I mean, we'll get to it, but then
they go straight to like you said that we're not so we're real socialites,
and it's like, what, Yeah, it's weird too because one of the
things that comes up is the fact that a llegister, Anna Marie, is
trying to throw Crystal under the bus, which is hilarious for no reason,
just because Crystal is the weakest link. That's where she says, so she's
trying to get her like footing in the group, so she's throwing her out,
and by saying that, she once said this group is like really uneducated,
which probably did happen. Going to agree on that, right, right,
But the thing is like, I don't know if that's true or not
true, but as I was comparing it to Orange County in my mind,
I'm like, well, they're more educated than Orange County ladies. I mean,
what does that even mean. Nobody's going to Harvard here, like,
I don't know what, what does that even mean? Educated? Worldly?
I mean, how do I put this? Yes, what I get what
you're saying. At the same time, if they're going to have a problem
with her saying that, then they should say they have they like everybody just
talks to the camera. It's like, okay, it's like Anna Marie is
like Jack Nicholson and a few good men, Right, we need her sadly
because because she's terrible, but we need her on that wall because without without
that, nobody's going to talk about anything, right except behind their back.
So it's like dereit is like Tryst is so like nice to everybody, but
then behind everybody's back she's being like a sniper. But then just say,
you know what I'm saying, Like, why do we need Anna Marie to
be the one? Like, yes, I believe that Crystal said that stuff,
and you know, yes, it's kind of a who cares? But
if they care? I don't know. I was I was getting really annoyed
at Garcel this episode. Really I had the exact opposite. I was not
feeling any Everything Garcel said was was two camera. Oh okay, so you
just think she's like shady, she goes behind people's backs. I think she
was she wants to have something to say. I think she just wants to
come across as nice and doesn't want to have like a problem with people are
arguing argue with people, which I understand. But then yes, she said
a lot of things to camera right by the way, I've been googling this
the whole time, where these cast members went to school, and again I
want to say, like, I don't think it necessarily you know, translate,
like going to college doesn't necessarily mean you're more educated or smarter or anything.
But I mean, if that's I don't know how to measure it is,
like what what Well, if you go to college, you're you're you're
literally more educated than somebody somebody as somebody who didn't go to college. Yes,
somebody who did go to college is more educated. I just don't know
what that means. It does. I can tell you Sart go to college,
who went to a slight kind of you know, liberal arts like who
you know whatever. I do not think I'm more educated. I don't think
I learned much at all. I had a couple of cool professors, but
I have no it doesn't give you like worldly experience. It doesn't, you
know, at a great time, I have more education in like beer,
like taking a beer bong, like standing on a bar and singing. I
will survive. I'm very good at that, thanks to college. You know
what I'm saying. Okay, So I'm just going to tell you a few
of them if i can. Denise Richards kind of. She started modeling and
acting fresh out of high school. So she just graduated high school. She
went to El Camino High in Oceanside, which is surprising. Oh that's Denise.
I'm sorry, No, I was thinking dorit. Okay, so we
knew that, Okay, Dorrie. She holds a bachelor's in Marketing and Design
and Communication, which she earned at Quinnipac Quinnipac Quinnempack University on graduation. So
she she did that, Erica, Let's see, this is interesting because this
is what they brought it up. She went to New York City at eighteen.
She did not go to college right and became a Kyle. Yeah she
did. Kyle was a child actor and landing gigs at the very young age.
Who has time to hit the books when you're busy booking roles? She
did not go Lisa Rinna. Let's look so so far we only have derit.
So Lisa went to high school in Oregon and then she moved to San
Francisco and found success as a model. Also did not go to college.
Lisa vander Pump started working in the restaurant business very early, and she and
how he Ken have owned it. So they just started, like, you
know, buying restaurants. We don't care about Teddy and that's all I have
for this. This was an older thing, but still that that does kind
of Crystal probably did go to college, right, She's not on this list
because it's an older list. Oh, I looked it up. Does Crystal
Minkov have a degree? She attained degrees in biology and history from UC from
the University of California, Irvine, and it's a good school and she completed
a culinary education, so in biology is okay. So I could kind of
see how, you know, maybe just in passing like these ladies. So
it's great, but you could see how Crystal would have said and that like
like we're saying I don't love Crystal. I'm just saying you can you know
if she said she's more educated or some of these women aren't educated. You
know, that's not a false statement right now, has she said? I
was trying to picture her making that statement to Anna Marie and I that that
did surprise me. I'm trying to you know, let's just let's go through
it a little bit because and then we can talk about that at that part.
But let's just start with how Garcel is really milking this, Like I
can't believe I'm traveling with Glam. That's so crazy. Isn't that crazy?
Though? Isn't that crazy that she's traveling with Glam? I don't think so.
It's like, you're you're Garcel, You're very fashionable. Why would it
Why would we all be like, wait, Garcel, she's so down to
earth, how could she travel with Glam? Right? Yeah, everybody's everyone
decided we're going to do BLAM. I would too, by the way,
if I was on this show, I'd be the first to have the glamb.
When you except I think Kyle is not traveling with Glam well, because
I don't know, she's so cush chill now, don't you get it?
Stuff? I mean, just put on a trucker hat, you know,
no makeup? Girls. She hates that shit. She hates it. She's
always been about that. She's now you know how I loved her last week
and now this week I'm like, I'm not love it. I am so
annoyed with her. And I'll get to that when we get to the house.
Okay, okay, So, uh Sutton with her assistant. Now here's
another Now this is also kind of what you're talking about, the whole new
storyline about Mersu's ashes. Well I liked that, or you did disagree?
Uh. Last thing, by the way, Sutton went to college at a
place called Converse University in South Carolina. Oh, well that's what she did.
She went to Yeah, Okay, so they go, they get on
a plane. They're showing us all their glam. Oh god, they're so
rich. We get it. You're in what Chanelle pajamas? We got it,
ladies. It's anxious, it's new money, and it's obnoxious. And
at this point, at this point, I'm not hating Erica. Now I
know that you you and I disagree on that, but like until kind of
the end of this episode, I thought Erica was really fun. Like,
so we're on a bus, a short bus ride to this huge villa.
This Airbnb, that Sutton has got everybody and they're playing this game like who
knows Sutton best? Whatever the hell they call it. Why why do we
have to play that game? That's what they all were kind of saying.
But they have all they all decided, you know, they like her.
We all kind of like her. Now. She's fine, She's harmless.
Don't you think I'm really kind of it. She's yeah, she's an I
listen. I guess I don't watch the show for the same reason maybe that
the people watch the show, and that could just be don't take this the
wrong way, Cecily, but I'm just kind of more of a socialite.
Oh right, I get that. I wouldn't take it that the wrong way.
I mean, you're just you're important. I'm shining, shining, I
mean, that's the thing. And a lot of people, don't you know,
some people would have taken that the wrong way, and that's on them,
basically, you know, and I apologize if if you did take it
the wrong way. I'm just kind of really apologize. Okay, right,
Okay, it's really okay, you know, accepted, accepted. So,
yeah, they're playing this game of how well people and there's there are questions
like what is the name of my middle son? And it's like, first
of all, you had you have three kids. I didn't know. It
was shocking. Yeah, I would have lost this game immediately, I know.
But Eric is like, fill up, like she knows everything about her
right, and Garcia doesn't, which is interesting because we really play up this
super close friendship between them. But gar herself doesn't even give a fuck that
she doesn't know stuff. She's like, yeah, what am I supposed to
know everything about her? Yeah? But like the name of her son is?
That seems ouch? I mean, but Sutton didn't get that upset about
it. She's like, Okay, well, and I guess I'll know who
my real friends are. Well. And did you think it was interesting that
she didn't get upset about it? I didn't know. I just thought she
was trying to be cute. I feel like I feel like maybe Sutton got
herself a little boyfriend possibly, and now she's happier, so she's not like
fighting as much. I feel like she's happy. Interesting. Well, yeah,
if you didn't know the name of like my kids, right, I
would think that would be very weird. And I think I may play this
up like they're pretty good friends. How would she not know the name of
her child? I don't know, you're right, but she did not seem
to care, right, she really didn't I get. I mean, I
guess not, but I just thought, I just the things that they care
about and then don't care about are just very interesting to me, I guess.
I mean, we could play this game what's my favorite food? Pudding?
Ah? You know me so well, you've got this. Okay,
So we kind of, by the way, skipped over her packing, which
is fine because she's packing her they're trying to make AUVI happen her assistant assistant,
right, And it's just it's more sad than funny to me Avy like
he's just so beaten down by her, and it just feels it's such a
bit, and it really feels like a bit. And that's I don't like
that. I didn't like when she's like, no plastic hangers, Like listeny,
he's a gay man, he would know no wire hangers. But why
do you expect you know, you expect him to know that you don't like
any plastic hangers. I don't know. I just don't love the the thing
of like I'm just funny. I'm just quirky the way I'm like mean to
the help. Yeah, it's a joke, like he loves it, like
okay, yeah, I just he's just like put on a thing for the
well, I'm not tired, but I am bringing glam and he's like,
yeah, of course you should bring lamb. I can't do that shit.
She's like, and I'm bringing with merce Merce, I'm bringing Merce Cunningham.
And then we find out that that's her old friend who's a dancer, who
has been cremated, and she's bringing the cremations to you know, Marcelona.
Is that we're there? Are they in Bartholona? Bartolona? Is that where
they are? I can't did they even say it? Okay, so that's
I thought that that was I well, I thought they were really mean about
that later, but then we'll get to that. So they play the game.
They get there. Everybody's got so many bags and outfits. M hm,
can you please explain to me? Okay. So first they go in
and they have this guide, this woman who's like, okay, you all
get your here's a room. You draw numbers for which room you get.
But the all the rooms are fine, and this British lady is like trying
to be cute or something, and she's just like, now you will notice
souls, the little the little people. He keeps calling these like weird.
And then so finally, so Kyle's not paying attention for a while, but
Erica and duriit and everybody's kind of like, what did you say a little
like spirits? And finally Kyle pops up and she's like, are you are
you talking about ghosts? But I thought that was kind of funny. She
was like probably texting Morgan. Right, Hey, Morgan, I'm gonna get
you some really cool baseball hats while I'm here, Right, I'm cute,
like whatever, right, And then she just pops up, She's like,
wait, are you saying there's ghosts here? Now? How do you feel
about this whole ghost situation? I did. I did not care even the
tiniest bit. I was just like, this is so made up, right,
It was just a made up thing. It wasn't even like a real
storyline. It was like, oh, we have to have something kind of
funny to constantly make jokes about. Yeah, it felt very producery again,
And like I said, that's what reminded me of the old Orange County days.
Oh we're gonna have to sleep in the same room. No, VICKI
pretending to be terrified. Come on, yes. And also another thing that
I really didn't like. I don't want to sound like I'm just completely complaining.
It'll it'll it gets more interesting to me later. But the other thing
is do they think that we're stupid with the whole like Airbnb? Like we
had to have this long ass tour. I almost started to fast forward how
long the tour of the rooms was. It doesn't matter a lot of We
get it that you're at an Airbnb and it's it's it's really nice, but
it's like making us watch a commercial for the air for that resort or what
I got totally is what it is. And I feel mad that I'm watching
it, that I'm watching ads. Yeah, I just get irritated by stuff
like that because and I do go, do they think that we care?
I get that they have to do it because of the you know, the
deal they make, but like, how about pay for their play and don't
make us sit through a whole commercial. That's all I'm with you on that.
It just got It was just boring, not a lot, not a
lot's going on. And what about the fact that Erica said she could smell
spirits well, which is saying it's a real thing to say. Yeah,
it irritated me because Erica has let it be known that she doesn't even really
understand what empathy is. So I feel like you have to have some kind
of empathy to be able to be aware of spirits, don't you think.
Let me let me let me push back a little. Okay, maybe she's
a dark witch. There's light witches and dark witches, and if she's a
dark witch, she doesn't have to have empathy, she has nothing. She
can just smell the spirits. She's just got this weird thing she can do.
What about was serious? You're like, okay, you like, slowly
turn the zoom off. You slowly turn the zoom off and move out of
your house. You're like, no, because that kind of makes sense.
So you know what I'm saying. I do know what you're saying, and
I think you've kind of turned me around on this. To be honest,
let me tell you something so you didn't know and this is a true story.
Okay, I know you hate this shit, but it's that's true.
So a friend of mine got married many years ago in Leeds Castle. It
is beyond my understanding how anyone could have that much money, but I say
good on you. But basically rented out Leads Castle for like a weekend.
This is in England, you know, I believe in Kent it is.
It's Henry the Eighth used to live there. People were beheaded there. It's
amazing. We rented out the whole space and it says old and I mean
it's a castle. It's amazing. So there's a piano. So we had
the wedding and then the reception was in this huge room with a long table,
and I mean, this is really old castle. So we slept there.
We got to sleep there a whole night. We got our own well
everybody else was coupled up, and these beautiful rooms, like someone got like
Queen Elizabeth the First. I mean things like that. I got the maid's
quarters because I was the only single person there and I had to pull out
my couch. I got told you that, I know anyone was there to
even help me pull it out. I didn't get my own bathroom, so
that was unfortunate, but it's not the point. Busly, none of us
ever went to sleep. It was like three in the morning. We're all
drinking like cider or hot toddies, you know, seeing it was snowing.
It was amazing, and we're sitting around King Henry's piano and somebody all of
a sudden was like, oh my god, did you feel that? Did
someone just tap you on the shoulder? I'm not kidding, And we all
felt this weird like through the room. Now, you couldn't have been a
draft, sure, but most likely it was King Henry the Eighth, like,
right, the fuck out of my castle kind of shit, That is
the most likely answer. Yeah, I know, not for you, but
I swear. I mean, if you're in a castle. This castle that
they were in was like seven hundred years old, there's probably some shit that
goes down. Yeah, it's possible. I'm not meaning it's not, but
for them to be I don't know. I don't think that ghosts would want
really that much to do with them. They'd probably find them boring. So
you feel like ghosts would be like I don't want to be associated with Erica.
Yes, okay, that's like ghosts are so into me. Like the
thing to know about me is that ghosts like are really into me? And
then poor g ourselves like, yeah, I'm Haitian and I just don't do
that kind of thing. Well, none of this made sense that they're like,
okay, the way it was described little they're like, are they talking
about aliens? Like with big eyes? Are they going to abduct us?
Like it went off the rails for no reason. It was like a bit
that just didn't work right. So it's like I'm saying two things. I
do believe in spirits. I do not believe that Erica can smell them.
How about that? Okay? I about that? Okay. So then they
like their chef named Storm and that that's another thing. They're just playing up
so much. It's so you can tag teams annoying to me, and they're
so annoying. They're also predatory and they think it's hilarious that they're like,
yeah, he could sew my all over me, and they're all like outdoing
each other with how horny they are. Well, and he doesn't seem to
like it. The most important thing is he genuinely seems uncomfortable. Yeah,
and then his sister comes out and she seems to like it even less.
Yeah, she says nothing. She's just like, here you go. I
mean maybe it's edited a little bit, but like that was so weird and
it's obviously like a running bit. They're going to kill. There's the only
guy there. He is and he's going to take care of everything. Right
now, we've got the little people. Okay. Also, but also one
quick thing I have to say, And I know you're not liking Kyle this
episode, but I think it was when they first got there. Why did
one of them? I think it was Dereet says to Kyle like, oh,
is that your Shirley Temple? Oh I heard that. Yeah, it's
that you're Shirley Temple. Is that what you're having? And then she's like
just kidding, just kidding. I don't understand that. I don't even understand
the joke. It's like, okay, I'm I'm making fun of you.
Oh you're still doing this not drinking thing? Okay, why advocate childish?
Like I don't like it either. I've noticed that the whole time, and
I think it's disgusting that you'd go after someone for trying to be healthy.
But let me play this side, okay, just to see maybe possibly,
possibly maybe Kyle maybe drinks off camera, maybe there's some things. Maybe she's
not totally you know what I mean. And she's never claimed to be one
hundred percent sober. That's not our business. It's her time. She can
tell us whenever she wants or whatever she wants. But maybe she's a little
different off camera. And so sometimes they make comments because they're like, oh,
Okay, it's possible because back in the day, you know, she
and Lisa used to go after each other about like how fake they were on
camera and storylines and all that kind of stuff that seemed to be such a
big story itself that it's possible that, like maybe they're calling her out a
little bit. I doubt it, but it's possible. Just don't think so.
I mean, that would be a pretty big accusation. And then why
wouldn't they just I don't I kind of don't think that Kyle would be doing
the things she's doing, like crying on cameras, saying that they're you know,
that she's trying to be sober because she needs to be whatever, alert,
aware of what's happening in her life right now. I think they just
don't like it, and whatever, think that I think they think that she's
trying to be like superior, So they like, when's this going to end?
Are you still doing that thing? Right? That's what I think,
But but I don't know. I think you're probably right. You're probably right.
I'm just giving it a theory just because to try to make sense out
of how why they would act that way. Garcelle does it too, Like
why they would say those things? Is it possible? We don't. It's
not. Everything we see is what's there? So I don't know either way.
You know, they let that go. Kyle made it, She laughed
out at Erica was like, just kidding, just kidding. They moved on,
right, Okay, So then does this when they have the dinner?
Is this when they come down for the fancy dinner? Uh? Yeah?
And then and then Kyle's still in her room and this is another thing that
was annoying. So Kyle's in her room, like in her robe, she
can't figure out what she's gonna wear. And weren't you a little bit like
who cares what you wear? It's your You're going to freaking dinner with your
friends, who cares? Oh my god, Stephanie, I was like so
furious because it's a different show that I want to see, and I don't
know who this cast is, Like, it's just the girls. You're staying
at the house together. Why wouldn't you just be in sweat paints? Right?
Why not? Right? Exactly what you're gonna literally, you're gonna sit
in some chairs and listen to music and then need some dinner. But you're
gonna show us you sitting in your robe, going, oh my god,
what's everybody gonna wear? What am I gonna wear? What are you doing?
That was truly bizarre. You're not just trying to make pace in court,
You're not, like it doesn't matter what image you project? So stupid.
Okay, did any of them wear pajamas? Like? Why would I
would go down and maybe not even cute like target pajamas? Who gives a
shit? Right? While Dey has to wear twelve hundred dollars worth of pajamas
and Chanelle's slippers on a plane, so I'm sure she wouldn't come down and
target anything, but I would for sure, right, all right, So
they sit down for dinner. They go in for dinner, and this is
after the whole chef thing, and then Sutton brings out merse the choreographer as
a surprise for the lady. She's going to surprise them. She has a
big surprise for them. What the fact that that passes as a surprise like
a cake, a special dessert, that that would constitute a surprise to me?
I don't understand how you and your storyline about merce that. Admittedly,
nobody even knows who that is except for Erica. No, but Erica didn't
at first. She said she had to go ask her Mikey right, and
she got shamed. I mean, I'm a little torn on this. I
thought it was sweet when she was doing I think you're right. I think
it's weird that she made it a surprise and she just said, this is
an important person to me, and I'd like to reread some of his ashes
this place. I know he always wanted to go sure, but I liked
that she was doing that. I really liked set in this episode. I
was super connecting to Sutton. Okay. I thought that was so sweet,
and it also gave us a little insight into her. I didn't know she
was like a ballerina, did you know? So they're showing us this she
trained under this guy. She's also his assistant, So it was mostly that.
But it shows pictures of her doing an arabesque and she's like, she's
a dancer, and that gives us a little insight that could tell us a
lot of things we didn't know like her, like being controlling, maybe having
some eating stuff like all of that makes sense. It made me really like
see her and like her, and I liked that she brought him this cool
guy, and I like producers let that happen because it made us all,
like I looked him up, like his name should be known. Sure,
Okay, this is my that's just my I'm just a I was a really
like good person, So I care about people's like legacies and stuff you don't
care as much about like other people. So like we're just it's okay,
how do I put this? You think before you speak though, just for
me, Okay, let me choose the word I'm thinking. Yeah, I'm
gonna use my I'm gonna choose them wisely. Okay, I'm I'm an amazing
person that like cares about like the bigger picture. You are more how do
I say this? Like inward focused? And so you wouldn't care about her
friend gay? That's so are you saying that I'm lonely and insecure? Oh?
Interesting, I would say insecure. So that was the weirdest conversation.
So that's okay, let's get to that. Okay, So that's yeah,
tell us about it. So they so Anne Marie says, hey, guys,
there's an elephant in the room. Last week we talked about some stuff,
and anyway, sorry about the esophagus thing, but we're moving on.
Which every time Anne Marie, Anna Marie sorry and her mouth it's so ridiculous
and cooked, you know, it's so like, okay, so this is
just your entree to start some start something again because you clearly have zero storyline.
You've already pissed off so many people, and this started a whole thing
of just me being mad at the way the show is produced. Not even
like mad at Anne Marie. I'm kind of mad at the other women.
Well I okay, so yeah, so let's just get to what she said.
So she says, so then Sun's like, yeah, not so fast,
Heifer. I was fine with the esophagus stuff, but it's the lonely
and insecure that's not sitting right. So we flashed back to Anna Marie saying,
and I don't know if they actually showed her saying this in that episode
at the Homeless not Toothless, but she's like, yeah, I'm going home
to my amazing house and amazing husband and my beautiful, amazing children, and
I will thank God that I'm not lonely and insecure. Okay, So that's
a fucked up thing to say, clearly, right, Yeah, for sure,
of course that's my good them or fighting words. That's that's ridiculous.
But what I thought was interesting and not in a good way, was so
Sutton is not even that. Nobody is like, okay, that's remember when
you said that thing at the dinner that was like really really fucked up and
rude. They and uh, Sutton's just like, well, it was more
that you said I was lonely. That really hurts my feelings. I was
more lonely in my marriage, so uh, not outside of my marriage,
Like I'm less lonely now. So you shouldn't have said that. I was
like, that's the least of the reasons she shouldn't have said that, right,
right, And Garcela was she was triggered to you by that. She's
like, yeah, I didn't like that yeah, but doesn't say it to
any does not say it though. This is where I was getting up set
at Garcel. If you felt that way at the in the moment, why
would you not say anything? She's like, yeah, I really didn't like
that. She never says anything to Anne Marie's face, not one thing.
Why interesting I don't know. But it's interesting at this point too with all
the confessionals because at this point other things comes out. The thing about how
they were the ladies were not here's the quote, not intelligent, nobody was
educated, and you're very shallow. So then then they all start to get
triggered. They're all very defensive. Yeah, So what happens is Crystal tries
to say something, tries to jump into this, and she's like, I'll
get to you. So like this is going to be Anna Marie's takedown of
everybody there. So first first Anna Marie is like, okay, well sorry,
I can own that, and then Garcel says it's triggering to me too,
and then Anna Marie says, okay, so like I guess people were
kind of angry last week, so sorry, okay, lonely affected you now
Garcel again only to camera, she's like Wow. If that's your apology,
don't bother apologizing, which I completely agree with. But why would you not
say anything at why would you save all of that for just for camera?
I mean, I don't have the same problem with this that as you with
the Garca like with the camera stuff. I don't know what I would do.
I don't know. Some people just like to be behind the scenes.
I mean, I get it, I get why you wouldn't like that.
I just it just doesn't Garcel just doesn't. I'm not like one way or
another. I just don't care, Okay, it's just not interesting to me.
So then Anne Marie says the thing after Crystal says uh something, and
she goes, I'll get to you, and then she's like, okay,
so let's get to you, Crystal. So the first night Crystal and I
met, the first thing you said is the ladies are shallow and uneducated.
Okay, yeah, Chrystal, ladies were not intelligent, nobody was educated,
and you're very shallow. Yeah. So Chris goes, takes a beat and
just goes, well, that's ridiculous, now, DEI okay an attack of
dat was so mad. She was so mad in the confessional now she's getting
like pissed off. She's like, and this is interesting to me. I
never heard them mention this before. So she's like, you're nowhere near educated
than the rest of us, which is not true. I do believe Crystal
probably is more educated. But then she says, by the way, child
bride, while you were getting married at twelve, the rest of us were
building businesses and graduating college, doing things, you know, to educate ourselves.
So then it flashes to the wedding photo of Crystal marrying Rob you know
her rich producer, rich, oh Rubby, and she was it has their
ages, and this like gave me so much validation. She was twenty four,
he was forty five. Happens all the time. I get it,
no judgment, blah blah blah, But I love that for a second someone
else had something to say, like, I feel like I am constant.
It is like a fight. I'm fighting my whole life of like not liking
it when guys date people twenty years plus their junior it bugs me. And
so it was so nice to hear Durite say it, oh see, and
I guess her absolute opposite feeling. I just felt like I don't know there
was something and you know, I'm not normally looking for this stuff, but
I felt like there was something like borderline racist about saying that, like about
that she was too young, yeah, like especially since yeah, yeah,
I don't say that. I guess like kind child bride and then makes a
comment about like just just she has no room to no room to talk.
I guess, yeah, PK is a lot older than her. Yes,
right, that's a good point, but I guess she just whatever reason.
I don't see the racist angle on that. I don't think they said.
I think it's kind of like an Asian. I don't know. I felt
like it was kind of like a weird trope to be saying that about like
her being a child, just the word, the whole child bride thing.
I just don't think that Derey watches what she says. I just thought itself.
I kind of I liked that she called I mean, I don't think
it made sense like she was getting mad at Crystal, and I think it
had all piled up from things that happened before, years before that weren't resolved
with Crystal. But I just thought it was funny and I think it was
more than once that they mentioned, like her age difference with him. Now
it's something they're focused on. They're a little jealous, I think because she's
considerably younger than them. They're all, what, in their forties and fifties,
and she's how old is she? Probably in her probably forty, I
don't know. Yeah, she just turned forty on the show. Remember she
had her younger Yeah. So but then okay, so Crystal's I think Crystal's
being strong here. She's like, whatever, I would not say that to
someone I just met. I don't even feel that way. I don't see
it's so funny. I don't think she was being strong. I thought the
way she said it, she was like, well, I wouldn't say that
to someone I just met, meaning but I would say that just not to
somebody I don't know that well, and then she kind of threw away the
I mean, I don't feel that way. Oh and then also remember that
the pre like, they showed a clip from twenty twenty of Crystal calling her
co stars quote clearly not highly educated. So she flat out did say it,
Yes, So she took camera, she goes, I didn't say it,
and then right they roll the tape and then Anne Marie says, well,
I want you to be honest. So Crystal goes, I didn't say
that you're right, You're right. That wasn't very strong. She should have
said like, yeah, I said it, and I stand by it.
Whatever. I love you guys. Let's move on. So then Garcel says
to camera, well, we have a history with Crystal of her implying that
we're not smart. Then they show a bunch of different scenes of her saying
things like Okay, I'm not going to use a different word. I know
these are big words. Google it, and yeah, so like violated when
she said she was violated because Sutton opened the door to give her her coat
back, right right. There were a bunch of times they showed of her
saying like, you know, maybe you guys don't get it. I'll dumb
it down for you. So Garcel points that out. Then Anne Marie says,
and you also said the women are fake socialites and that you were the
only true social lighte in the group. And I was like, she probably
said this. So Crystal doesn't know what to do. Yeah, I feel
like she's cornered and all the women are just kind of looking at her.
So then Derey looks at the camera to camera, is like, do I
feel like Crystal would have said that? Yes, it's like an excuse for
not being interesting, like I'm smarter than everyone. No, you're boring.
Yeah, she's getting she's getting herself riled up by all this. I kind
of love it. Yeah. So then Garcel says to Crystal while they're all
sitting there out loud. She's like, well, did you say that?
And then Crystal says, which I thought was very interesting, She's like,
it's offensive that you're even asking me that, which, in other words,
yes, right, yeah, I mean it was just you know, I
absolutely didn't say that. Why would you just be like, I'm just offended
that you would even wonder if it's true. It's such a dumb thing to
all of It's like, who's a socialist? I'm like, I'm a social
at I'm clear. You know, It's like, who gives a fuck about
that? Either? Well, I think Crystal does. I do think I
think Crystal buys into her, you know, socialiteism a lot. There's been
so many things of Crystal saying things like about there's something on social media where
she said about like a marriage tip about buying your buying your wife real diamonds.
That's how to keep your marriage. Like she's gross. Oh yeah,
yes, yes, And I mean I still still have to stand by liking
Doreid's comment. I just didn't read it the same way. But by the
way I looked it, at Dree is forty seven and paul A Pku is
fifty six. It's only nine years apart. It's a little different. It
is a little different just saying yeah, I cannot believe that PK is fifty
six. Though I would have I would have said seventy, right, I
would have absolutely said seventy. Yeah, he's fifty six years old. So
I think they do have a they're a little agitated. Hi baba, hi
baba, Hi baba, are you going to join the AAP? They've been
asking you for six years? Hi baba, Hello baba, babba? Hi
jaga. He moves like jagga. That's what it's like. Shut okay.
So then I thought it was interesting when Anna Marie told Crystal. She said
to Crystal, like, I want to thank you for giving uh something to
talk about, making yourself relevant, your ass relevant. Yeah, she's so
awful. It's like, who do you root for here? Sutton, I
know. So Crystal starts yeah, because Crystal's starting to go get upset.
She starts kind of yelling, and then Anne Marie goes, listen, bring
it down a notch. You're acting like a hormonal teenager. Now at this
point, I'm like, why are these other women not like going you shut
it down? You bring it down to Anne Marie, Who the fuck do
you think you are? She's brand new to the group and she just cannot
stop like she's going the like again, not necessarily sticking up for Crystal,
but like I feel like these women do not stick up for each other.
Kind of gross, but you know what it is. It's the reason we're
feeling it this season, I think, is because they don't seem to genuinely
be friends. Nobody of this group seems to hang out outside of filming the
show. Maybe Derete and Kyle used to, but even Durit has noticed because
Kyle's life is changing and now she's with Morgan. I guess like Durit feels
kind of like, am I left out of your life? Now? Like?
Am I still? Are? We still good? But there none of
them are friends, none of them outside of what they have to do.
They're just there's no bond here and you can really feel it. And I
like, it's not that hard to find a group of friends that actually hang
out and like put them on a show. Yeah, I just don't.
Yeah, and they're not all like meant to be together. I mean,
I guess they've been for some of them for so long, so they have
some history together, but they're not. They wouldn't seek each other out.
No, Then we get to Erica's earrings. So it's the next morning,
but first, what's her name? Anna Marie says to camera. Yeah,
sorry, I trigger you, but you don't have anything else to talk about
besides me. It's like you have nothing to talk about besides Sutton's esophagus,
right, For all she's talked about is Ston's esophagus, And now you're like,
you don't have anything to talk about besides me. Crystal's been on the
show for a lot of seasons already, Like, shut up, Anna Marie.
I can't stand her, and I hope she doesn't come back, but
it makes me upset that she's the only one bringing any story. Yeah,
no, she's harsh, she says, A boot a lot. Is she
Canadian? Did we ever look that up. She seems Canadian so that they
can have like a tough there's like a tough It's so funny. I Canadian
men that I know are kind of more gentle and Canadian men like have a
like they're tough like that, I like, they're not going to take any
shit. And she has I'm gonna look it up because she has a little
bit of that vibe and there's no judgment on that vibe. Like I love
my Canadian friends, I just don't love Anna Marie. Oh yeah she is.
She's Canadian. Interesting. Did I call that her? What? I
sure? Did? I mean, my god, But yeah, I could.
I could feel that. And she's and I don't like that she goes
for Crystal so hard for no reason, and I I mean for Crystal,
Like I guess I am kind of rooting for her because I think she did
push back a little bit, she got angry, and I think that's a
good thing, like a little bit. Then this is what also kind of
bugged me before we get to the ear rings. So basically, who's talking
to her? I think it was Sutton is like, listen, you know,
how come you were like getting madder? It's like well, but the
reason that Crystal wasn't getting madder is a because she probably said it. I
mean there's a few reasons, and b because like what so she's going to
be all alone arguing this, like because I think it's because everybody was just
sitting there. But of course Sutton wants her to argue, like they're like,
bring us some story, bitch. Yeah, but didn't you think that
was kind of unfair? It's like, well, if you want me to
fight with her, you you kind of have to like be with me on
this. I don't I'm not going to fight this all by myself and just
have everybody just sit there and stare at me. That's how That's what I
was kind of getting. Yeah, I agree with that. It's just it's
all just feels so forced. Yeah. So yeah, Sutton's like, why
are you letting out every why are you letting her off the hook? And
then Crystal's just like, well, I mean if she wants to believe people
want to believe that, Like, what can I do? She said it
because you said it exactly, Okay, So now yeah, go ahead tell
us about Erica's stupid ear rings. All right, This is where I turned
back again on Erica because you know, I've been like her this season.
I've become an Erica apologist, because I think she's kind of cool, kind
of funny. But then you sort of forget about the whole thing that her
ex husband of decades years, Tom Girardi, scammed, you know, just
trmind us scammed like victims of terrible accidents out of millions of dollars. Right.
I guess we don't have to say allegedly anymore because he was convicted,
right, Yeah, it's been proven. Well, it's definitely been proven that
he took the yes, that he took their money. So one of the
big things in like people were looking at is that, you know, Erica
kind of kept showing off all her stuff. She had gotten used to a
certain lifestyle and was going to carry that burkin or whatever the hell she had.
You know, she had these earrings that I believe were seven hundred and
fifty thousand dollars. Was that a piece? I think that both of them
together, whatever it was, it was insane. So she like gathered everyone's
going to go to the church that day to do some preyer, you know,
like some prey and stuff and try to be spiritual, but she's got
somebody. Yeah, she gathers everyone around. I'll chill and she's like,
I've you know, I haven't. I don't even have to plug ry oose
today because COVID voice. She's like, especially you, Crystal, because Crystal
was upset. I guess about all this, right, And she basically just
says that the court, the district court, issued a ruling on her appeal
she'd appealed that she'd have to give those earrings backs because of that court she
did, because that's all she does is just continuously try to go I'm keeping
these earrings right, because the whole thing was like, you have to have
proof that the money that came to purchase those earrings came from his client,
from Tom's clients' money, And I mean, I don't know how you separate
the amount of money someone has. It's already it's going to go to court
again. She even said that. But she's like and it's a little land.
She's like really proud of herself. And the girls are first of all,
they just don't care. They don't they don't want to get into it
with her because they don't feel the same way she does. Right, exactly,
and so Garcel, you're right, says to camera. I don't know.
It seems like it'd be better for optics. Just give the money,
give the earrings back, gir I'll give the money and move on. She's
like, there there are are victims, So why would you write? Why
would you not just give? Why do you why are you working so hard
to keep those earrings? Yeah? That was everybody was like, oh god.
And you know the problem with this episode two is everything was so boring
again until the last five minutes. Then we have the Erica earrings kind of
interesting. Then they're in these church van They're off to go to church in
these vans, and for some reason, Crystal gets really sick. She gets
nauseous because like a winding road, and she gets out in her hand.
The veins in her hands starts sticking out, which is probably dehydration. I've
had that happen. It's really not the biggest She's not having a heart attack.
No, it's like not a big deal. No, So why does
Kyle have to be like, I'm calling nine one one. Yeah, she
calls nine one one and then one because she's puking and she's not she's throwing
up a little bit. Oh my god, and you're on some like road.
I mean, this is just so over the top. This is just
kind of puffy. And then they try to make this into they really try
to make this happen. They're like Kyle says something like, well, just
a minute ago, Crystal and Anna Marie were going after each other, and
now she's at her mercy. What Anna Marie is a nurse, She's not
at her mercy. She's not If she really has a real issue, it's
not going to be her that helps her. You better call my mind.
No. Oh Bathelona, Oh the Bathlona. Yes, this was really disappointing.
I was I was really unhappy with this episode. That's what I said
to you. I said, I'm gonna have I have a lot of thoughts
about it, but I think I was just like, this is so dumb.
Yeah, no, it's not bringing it. They're not bringing what what
I do hope brings it. We need to figure this out, and maybe
we should figure it out after we do the show. Vander Pump's coming back
next Tuesday. We got to put that somewhere because I believe that's going to
bring it. I've watched a lot of clips from the upcoming season. We're
getting some stuff, So I'm hoping that they I mean, they seem to
know what they're doing more than housewives. Maybe it's not like, maybe they
just need to take a break. Sometimes it's not like I don't like it
when they recast all together. That didn't work for me in New York.
But maybe they need to take a couple of years off and develop real friendships
and then come back and talk about it. I think that's a good point.
And don't you hate that they say if Sometimes I watch watch what Happens
and Andy's like, yeah, we wouldn't have I was watching the Real Housewives
Salt Lake City reunion and he's like, yeah, I mean, if we'd
known that about you, we wouldn't have cast you. So you're saying in
Cassidy, it's like, you do forget they're being cast, right, They
don't even have friends in the group, So like, what the fuck I
mean? So then it's just all fake. It's all fake, correct,
Just I love it. We're just discovering that on this show right now.
Well, yeah, I don't feel none of them know Anna Marie, And
so there's this weird possible connection to Kyle, but they're not. You can
tell Kyle is not friends with her. I guess what they say in casting
is do you know that's something you fill out? Who do you know in
the cast? Personally, they have to they have to have some relationships.
So in her case, Anna Marie, they moved in next door, they
moved in on the block, so their husbands were kind of buddies. That's
how she got in. None. You're right, none of them were friends.
No, but there has to be something. It can't just they've never
had anyone where they're just like, no one's ever heard of her, right,
But I could see them it being like, no, it's they have
heard of her, but they're nobody's actually friends with the person. They just
know who they are. I think they've definitely hired people like that. I
guess it's just not working, or at least this particular season i've seen much
better. Just not feeling it. But we're going to keep trying, hopefully.
What's interesting too, is that when the people are off the show,
they're never heard from again. Whereas they know you were well meaning, like
Andy. I mean, they all go do other reality shows, right,
But they but not on like this, not on real hustle. Oh yes,
I mean occasionally they like a close friend. You'd think you'd see them
hanging out with that person. Well, Denise came back quite a lot,
and then Teddy. We do know Teddy is still actually friends with Kyle,
so occasionally she's there, Like if they have a real event, Teddy will
show up. So occasionally, I know what you mean, but I think
occasionally that happens, but not a lot because they don't really have a lot
of real friends. Like Kyle always brings on what's her name? The despicable
Uh, Liz, what's the lady who helped in the OJ trial? Oh?
Oh my god, Yeah, I know, it's like this something it
starts with an L. I want to say it's Liz, but whatever it
is. You guys know what we're talking about. But like she's always around
what's her name? Oh my god, I was so far off. That's
why the way I google that was very funny. I was Kyle OJ Kyle
OJ. There, I'm here, No, I'm laughing, Oh Kyle.
That came up with Kyle ojh. Yeah, because that's because she was because
yeah, it had to do with the oj thing because she was friends with
what's her name, Nicole Simpson. I mean see, I would have just
put in like oj kill kill kill a friend friend of housewives, kill kill
kill. But I don't, you know, I mean, fay Resnik has
been trying to get on for years, right, I don't know that she
has because if she had, they would have had her on. I don't
think so. I think they. I think she's tried, and I don't
think that they want her. I think a lot of people don't like her.
She's very controversial. Interesting. Yeah, yeah, she doesn't have the
same vibe, but that is an interesting point. And like, I just
want the show to get going, and I think Anna Marie is the reason
this this whole season has been Yes, she brings some questions and tries to
start up, but she's just she's no good. Because it started out strong.
It was a great season in the first four episodes with Denise and everything
that was amazing. Well, I mean this is this is like my point
is why it's it's it's upsetting that the only storyline is coming from somebody who
really should never come back to the show. We don't we don't want her,
but why are but the other women are being lazy and letting her be
the storyline and then nobody's you know what I'm saying. Yes, they need
to do their job and they need to like be honest and actually argue with
each other, argue with each other or be best friends with each other.
But you can't just do nothing and let her because it is a little bit
like sorry, but you guys need me on that wall. You're dying.
And I feel like Kyle's really done the best she can. Oh yeah,
she definitely put herself inside out to show the world like about her, you
know, like I don't think she could do more, but she can't carry
it herself, right, So yeah, well and she's not being honest yet.
If there is something going on with I guess we'll see. I'm so
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