Yes, yes, it worked, you guys, It actually worked. Wo
worked. Everybody bought the whole act. They keep giving a giving until we
have it on what You're keeping that money yourself, of course, you guys,
and then we can make ten million dollars. No, the two fairy
things didn't work. The boy band thing didn't last, so I tried this
route. Wait wait wait, wait wait you mean that this whole thing has
just been away for you to make ten million dollars. It all came to
me days ago when we were first in Sunday School. But what about going
to hell and all that? Dude? If God is out understanding, you
wouldn't send this to hell. Even sister Aunt told me that. Then why
didn't you tell us my brain is of a much larger size than you guys?
Is I couldn't expect you to understand, not until you actually saw the
cash flow. The only thing of yours it's larger in size, is your
pick, fat ass jack my bas dude, I am so disillusioned right now,
kick Ash. Welcome to going down to South By the podcast where we
always have our sales of time, and this week we probably will because we
hate to review the episode. Probably I'm Dando and I am Guy. Yes,
we are answering the question the handicap go to hell, and the answer
is probably probably. However, though I was going to tell this the guy
off the edge before I got confused. I was putting together our run sheet
for what you're going to be getting on Patreon, their Patreon schedule because you
get everything a week early, and he gets excused the show blah blah blah
blah, and on Google this episode is called Problemente. So I was like,
all right, whatever, so the people that does have that south of
the Border component, I thought, maybe that's it. So I thought,
and everyone's like, what's problemente. I was like, obviously, we're not
Problemente means and then I went on there and I was like, ah,
so it's called probably, but if you google South Park, probably it comes
up problemente. Not problematic. No, although you could say that is this
a problematic though? It is not on problematic issues and themes. It certainly
does, but it handles it in a very level headed and even handed fashion.
Yeah, a fine payoff to the first episode. I thought, I
feel like now they've definitely found that great balance between story and wackiness, and
they someone say they go too far, but they've set up the show so
beautifull in the first three seasons where you expect the unexpected were south like already
now. But I think they tell these really not down to earth stories.
But they touched on satire so well in this wacky scenarios, and I think
that is Yeah, this episode was just the perfect representation of that. Yeah.
Well it's a really good counterbalance too well, or a really good companion
piece to of course, the episode that proceeded. It's been two part I
two completely different stories the main plots, because I thought the first one focused
on religion fear mongering and getting you into the church, where the second one
was taking the piss out of the corruption. Yes, yeah, very very
good point. But I liked how the questions that were set up in the
first first half of the first episode or the first part of the two part
were resolved in this one. I mean, often you'll get oh, yeah,
we know, we like that, and we don't really know how to
sort of polish it off. But yeah, this way they nailed everything.
I was really really happy. I just I just felt satisfied by the end
of it. Yeah, so many ways we do talking Sienfeld obviously exclusive for
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But they've done a couple of two parties in season four already. They've been
reviewing, and we always feel not always, but generally it feels like the
second part feels like it could have been wrapped up in ten minutes, almost
like they tried to turn a forty minute story into a sixty minute store so
it would be like a it's twenty two minutes. It's almost like a thirty
minute story into a forty minute story. Yeah, and they stretch out the
second episode where this one here felt like they could have gone longer. In
my opinion, there was there was. I don't feel like it overstated its
welcome with any point where Sione felled the two parts. By halfway through the
second episode, you kind of like, yeah, you're stretching this one out
about it? Yeah, Yeah, you had a few ideas and they just
adding bits of business and yeah, extradding it out of it. Yeah,
this one didn't feel like I had padding at all. No, it didn't
do it. No. I thought the Satan Chris Saddam story it was a
good button to the main plot that one here just sort of having nothing to
really do with each other, but sort of just throwing back to it because
it was just an entertaining story. So clearly they knew that was smart enough
to go. This isn't enough for a full episode, but it's a good
beat. It absolutely is. Yeah, it paid off pretty well by the
end. We didn't find out why Chris went to Hell in the first place,
though, well I think they did actually, because you realize that only
more than only Mormon, everyone else, like that guy says about Protestant all
my life, they are well bad luck. The answer was Mormon, you
chose the wrong one. The correct answer is Mormon. Probably a very nice
dude, probably did everything right, but still a pussy. It's nothing necessarily
wrong with being a pussy. It's just although the episode does make it fairly
clear, it's like, don't be a pussy. I liked so that story
there felt very much they were talking to people who were in a domestic abuse
sort of situations where it's like people who are always reliant on a relationship where
sometimes take a step back and realize you might not need anybody in your life
right now. Find yourself first, find what you need in yourself first,
and then go find somebody else. You'll never be good for anybody else unless
you're good for yourself. Yeah, and I thought they told that story so
well in this in such a in Hell with Satan, and Saddam is saying,
but they tell this beautiful story. Yeah, they don't really rag on
Chris so much, although they make it clear. But it's Saddam who's saying
it though. Yeah, but it's also all though Satan does it. Yeah,
Saddam really gets the He gets the absolute punishment because he deserves it.
He's a prick. Whereas, yeah, Chris is just told, look,
yeah, you're a pussy in your driving nuts, go away. I mean
it's not like you're a shit ass person or whatever. It's just like your
pussiness is not a good blend. No, it's not the right flavor for
me. Be nice, but not too nice. Just just be be kind,
but don't be a fucking walker. Well, I mean, Satan has
a point where he's like, can you not be such a pussy about it?
Give me some boundary yeah, which I think you can do in relationships
without being a pussy about it. Yeah, you've just got to put your
foot down somewhere, you certainly do. Yeah. What what I did enjoy
though, was in that final bit where Satan is laying down the lord of
both Chris and Saddam. It's a bit of a dry run or a bit
of a first draft for some Team America stuff, because there's a great there's
a great speech at the end of Team America where I think one of the
leaders of Team America says someone was a dick and this guy's an asshole and
they're a pussy. But they explain why why they digs fuck assholes, And
there's a speech. There really is a speech. I wish I wish I
could remember the whole thing. We maybe try and cut it in, but
it's it sums up the Parker and Stone worldview, or certainly the Team America
worldview, very very well. The upside of this watch Team America. We're
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episode? Put a lot here, look at the green market quite a bit.
I did very much enjoy them. The previously on they got to fundsy
jumping the shark. Yeah, but why would I throw that in there?
Because they're not, by any means jumping the shark. What was just the
point? I get the feeling? Before the phrase jumping the shark became synonymous
with your show's gone too far, or it's run out of ideas, or
it's now relying ridiculous, it was probably regarded as one of the better cliffhangers,
or certainly emblematic of a TV cliffhanger, because an episode did end with
funds and about to jump a shark, jump a shark? Like, oh
my god, is you gonna make it? Why was he doing it?
Have you ever seen the episode? I'm pretty sure I saw the episode when
I was a kid. I have no idea why he was doing it.
Okay, how did the shark get there? Why was he jumping over on
a scheme? This was the era of Evil Knevil and the celebrity stunt person.
Okay, so, but the ratings were dipping and this was a stunt
to try and get hook viewers. Yeah, I guess I was sort of
taking the mickey out of themselves, saying, hey, look at two part
of just like jumping the Shark episode very much so. Yeah, but this
one did not jump the shark. It certainly did not. Well, oh,
they jumped the shark had cleared it absolutely. Oh yeah, but the
shark now, yes, we're nowhere near jumping the shop. But what else
did you enjoy from this one? This was pretty ill? But ill?
Jesus Christ who says ill, I do? I'll never forget the first time
I heard Roland and man rolland at pop Culture say ill, and I was
like, what the fuck does that mean? He goes you know, it's
like sick, And I was like Oh okay, my man rollingd like me
the nineties. One of the reasons I love Rolland so much. First of
all, it's just heart of gold, that man, but he always got
my nineties pop culture references. Hates the song Scatman? Have you ever met
Roland? Don't play Scatman in front of me? Like I said, man
in good taste? What else did you enjoy? When Satan goes to visit
them in the motel room and Saddam decides to set the mood by putting on
gay PRIs and porn. Yes, apparently there was like gay porn spiced into
the episode and I had to remove it. Oh for real? Yeah,
it's what said in the commentary or something. Yeah, I'm trying to be
good in terms of my calorie consumption, but powdered doughnut pancake surprise just looked
like the shit missus Carmen Man, don't we all wish our mother was like
this? In some degrees agree when it comes to the cooking. Yes,
y, I like how they called out that they were relying on that punchline.
Where am I going to go? Did? Right? I was confused
though, so they were dead but then got killed again whilst they were already
dead in Hell. I guess I don't understand how you can die in hell?
Well don't they say? You're here for eternity. So it's like,
yeah, you've probably got people and who are like, I'm getting fane of
way to game the system and commit suicide, but jumping in the lave go
far. Oh wait, I'm back in hell. Oh no, Hell is
eternal. It's okay. So you feel pain, obviously you feel pain in
hell. It's meant to be a terrible place. So you can die in
hell and then come back to life. How do you respawn in hell?
That's what I think. They're making their own rule. You're questioning to show
the way they're based it in hell? And so what are you doing?
Speaking of well, bad bad taste moments? What's it? John ran was
that was doing slightly uncomfortable? I was like, because this is four years
after her death, that's still pretty raw. That's still raw to this day.
It's such as still a cold case. That's crazy. It's such an
unsettling story. It's one of those stories whenever you hear it, immediately sort
of get chills. You know, it's down. Yeah, we stopped recording.
Now glad I didn't say her name? True. I mean I was
looking going, this could be any sort of toddlers and tis yeah, that's
that out. I think, yeah, yeah, but because you know who
it is, but they didn't say who it is, so they can go
that's again, that's on you. Yeah, you're thinking of that. What
are you talking about? I didn't put it up on the I recorded Holly
yesterday in the car while I was driving the other to a venture park and
I was saying something that Nichola. Holly goes, what are you talking about?
Hold you say my phone act? She's like, what are you talking
about? So happy to hear that. I sent dow to a mean the
other day. I found it on on Twitter, so I couldn't take credit
for it. And unfortunately I haven't put it in the in the Patron's Facebook
page yet. You never do. I never do, although I did one.
I did one this morning for the Oscars. The Oscars are happening as
we speak, as we record. Shout out to rober Danny Junior, who
won did he yeah? For Best for Best Supporting Acts. People are saying
Ropenheimer might not win it now and I'm like, really, it's the front
run them, is it not? But everyone's saying that the flower kiss the
is it kills of the flowers? The flower? Yeah, it's it's very
randomly the moment they said to be handing out towards Willie Nilly. But there
was a meme of there's one going around from Dune or June two where they
have a character going use the voice. I heard. This is a great
movie. By the way, Doing Too June two is pretty good. Yeah,
I haven't seen Doom one, so I'm gonna watch Do one first.
We watched. That would help. If my kids are going to see Combat
one BAT two today they haven't seen Combat one Bat one. Nicholas like they
won't, it won't matter. I was like, Nikola, imagine watching Shrek
two without seeing Shrek one. You don't know what the fuck's going on.
Imagine watching it but five. But I'm not telling the four before you fucking
mad. But the second frame in this meme was Bobby, what are you
talking about? We're Speaking of the Hill reference. By the way, he'll
check out our exclusive Speaking of the Hill podcast. You can get the first
season for free on our feeds anywhere iTunes, Spotify, but from then on
it's exclusive for Patreoon. The rest of it cursed you. Yeah, it's
worth it. One more favorite bit. I told you I had a few
because and let's get away from the whole John Bone Ramsay thing. But it's
amazing that this is actually a feel good moment after that. But the Chris
killing was it Chris killing Saddam or the other way around. And pulled the
heart out and it was basically fidelity. So he stabbed Chris and then Chris
stabbed him in the eye, and he pulled the heart out and they both
died at the same time. It was like one last thing. He pulled
out the heart and then died with the knife in his head. Yeah,
because where else you get heart's pulled out? I think, Oh bugguess this
happened in a few movies. I was hoping at the end of it he
was going to send them to Detroit. HA actually would have been all right.
They are my many, many favorite moments, how about you. I
just enjoyed just the set pieces for the Carton story and how the kids started
wearing suits like they were like his little henchmen, and building the church and
everything in the backyard. I love Cartman's dance and he's like, give me
someone, give me a man. It's like, here's the He was the
perfect character, TV character for this kind of satire, don't you think?
Ver? Very much so? And I just thought south Park at this time
mid two thousand, they are just operating on a whole different level to what
even the Simpsons were at this point. Oh sir, it was nothing.
Nothing could touch south Park. I don't think in two thousand, think of
every other TV show animation wise, Family Guys. It was like Crew for
the sake of Crew. Yeah it went, it went clever, Family guys.
The kid on the on the playground who picks his nose and needs it.
Yeah, that's true. Yep, yep, perfect description. Sorry,
Seth mcfahon. But South there sort of like carp in this episode, just
rolling read. I don't care. I wouldn't. I wouldn't tell you because
see, until you saw the cash flow, you wouldn't understand guy starts picking
his nose. But I just thought, yeah, south Park on a whole
different level, even tho the Simpsons. As I was saying that The Simpsons
is its own thing, but south Park when it comes to satire and just
yeah, beautiful stuff. I love the A new closure sounds fine. I'll
try anything, and I'm I'm a nineties man. Spiel from Chris, I
thought, what's his name? Is Dianns a car or the voice of Chris?
Yeah? YEAHT Squints is from sound Lock Kids the Shrimp. What's his
character in basketball? I was looking at bass quitball Squirts. It's something,
isn't it. Squeak squeak weak? Yes, so squeak in basketball is the
voice of Chris here. I just love he's I'm an artist man, I
cry when I want to. It's so good, but I love it.
How every generation seems to think they invented this, yes, kind of person
who's like, I'm in touch with my feel We've always had this person.
The thing is, though, I feel like now though, it's more acceptable
for a man to show his feelings than ever before. At least. Oh
yeah, because when my dad was growing up, if you cried, you
were deemed puss it. That's okay. Remember there are no stupid questions,
just stupid people. All right, trivia question, I'm gonna hit you with
the first one. Oh my god, how high was the ceiling in Cartman's
church. My first question eighty feet tall? Yes, what is the second
largest city in the bar Mexican? Such a it's like a spion, it's
it's e What is it? Did you say Espaniol It's Esperanada, Spinata,
sorry in Sonata and Sonata Enchilada. My apologies to all Mexican friends. So,
how many bottles of vegetable oil did soda and satan used to get funky
with? Was it sixteen? No? It was fourteen fourteen yeah, trust
me from personal experience, twelve was too many? Go olive oil? Much
better be a bit more natural about it. Yeah, coconut or what's the
difference in like the cooking your So you get vegetable or olive oil? I
think one has higher burn rate? Okay, and then you've also got the
flavor aspect as well. Okay, we go all right. Your next question,
when you are down in hell slash Mexico, how long do you pee
blood out of your ass? Seven hours? It is need seven hours.
I had to go back. I was like, did you say we like
piss out of your ass? Sounds like is it leak or what do you
pee blood? But yes, my final question is there is a vending machine
next to Saddam's front door at the Bargain Hotel. What is it? Oh?
Was it like grape something? It was purple, I'm pretty sure,
yeah, but it's not it's something colder. Oh, okay. Then think
of something that happens to cause Earth to all go to hell. It's the
when the Earth. There's so many things when not the rapture, it's the
Oh, think of a movie something. Now, I'm such a cheerful person.
I can't think of the end. So they and my three questions,
you've got any war for me? One last question is how many newbies are
there in Hell when there's that big role calling it's it's four digits, right
it is. I'm gonna say eight thousand, seven thousand. They've got right
to begin with eight thousand hundred. No, I feel like we're on the
on the prices. I just watched The Castle for the first time. Speaking
of the Prices, right, I've never seen it before. The Castle?
What do you think of it? I really enjoyed it. It's a very
sweet movie. I didn't realize it was in Melbourne. I thought it was
a Sydney based film. I was like, oh, this is even better.
It's like local references and stuff and when to like you see the real
to I was like, that used to be the biggest building, Nikola.
That used to be like you're go to Melbourne, like that was the tower
represent Melbourne the real too. But I thought it was really charming, Yeah,
really fun. I thought I got a bit sick of the Stephen Curry
saying something and them saying it in the movie. I was like, Okay,
that gag old in the first five minutes. Yeah, but besides that,
Yeah, predictable, but joy but very very sweet. I loved all
the stuff with the late great Charles bud Tingwell. Yes, very just a
really sweet guy. When you appeared on the screen, I says, nigger,
he's gonna he's gonna be something there. It's eight thoy, six hundred
and fifteen, six hundred and fifteen. All right, Well, the original
air date of Probably was July twenty six, two thousand, Written by Trey
Parker and directed by Trey Parker. I'm just saying here in the next episode
it's fourth grade. By the way, all exciting times you're going down to
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So we kick off with the recap of Phonzie jump in the Shark as
we said, except this time he gets eaten, which would have been a
hell of a payoff if they did. They should have done that and then
had to be a dream just to really fuck with the viewers. Absolutely.
Phonsie aka Henry When apparently has an autobiography out. Oh okay, yes,
I have not read it. He seems like such a nice guy. It's
so weird to me to have grown up in the seventies and just, oh
my god, he's the coolest man alive. And then you see he's like
a door an old dog who just seems so lovable. Yeah, and just
like you know, making people laugh and sort of dresses like in Nana.
Yeah, he's in Australia right now, is Yeah, we should have had
him one would he want to come on going down a South Park. Which
which of our shows do you think you would be on? And have?
Has he been on any of the Simpsons episodes? I don't think so,
altho Henry Winkler Simpsons. Let's let's do it. Let's google it. Henry
Winkler, Simpsons, Henry Winkler's American. Oh yes, of course he is.
He's on the tech my wife sleeves one with the the he was Ramrod.
Let's find out if he's still in Australia. Let's get him on to
talk about ram Rod. Let's ge him to talk about rain Rod. Use
your utterly persuasive skills that you used to get I just send Dick pics and
usually works. Not my Dick. That's going to make a really terrible joke.
I will not do it. Imagination. But no, there's no kids
playing on the playground. They're too enthralled, and Cartman sermon and everything ending
with ah, listen, it's great. You just imagine Trey's having so much
fun. In the report, he'd been doing this. But Principal Victoria's it
brings all the parents out and she says, look, your kids are now
refusing to go to class because they are they want to go they feel no
need for church anymore, And I like that be just kind of saying the
bibble focuses on doing all this. There's no mention to school. Why are
we going to school? It's just pointing of the logic of the logic holes.
As Kyle ploys out, this life is short, the afterlife is forever.
Yeah yeah, it's like yeah, but it's like, what do you
mean the air? But don't don't tell me to follow this particular exceptance and
then at loopholes. Don't tell me to read the fine print in the Bible.
The Bible is all fine print. That's That's the way I always see
because I'm not religious, right, but I see a lot of people who
are religious to my friends and family, and they find loopholes and everything.
I'm just like, either followed or don't. That's the I mean. But
God wants you to be happy. I'm like, you can't just fall back
on that. I don't think it's really like a salad. But I don't
think it's like Sizzler. No, there was what was there? What was
the good bread at Sisler? Didn't they have like French toasts or something?
Wasn't a really good bread at Sisler. Well, everything was good Sizzler.
I remember what it was on in all in here it was on the corner.
Yea, what it's now godfreeze now so on vacuum? What was the
loan? What was the one that was out on the planes that was you
can eat? That was Moorgies with Salty the Seal and the Giant King.
Neptune had the video of Gary Abladin in there and stuff. I remember going
there where they hangover once and just so good local references one more so everybody,
Freddy g you'll get it when you come to July for a crazy story.
Google Smorgies Salty the Seal discovered, right they I think we made discovered
one of the discussed someone of the podcasts. They found salty. It was
being held captive at the animal farm in Bowing Heads, the Animal Park and
that dural Linger whatever it was called, the Koala Animal Park, the Animal
Sactury Sanctuary. They had salty and they didn't want anyone to know. And
they used to make employees sign away to say you were not telling anybody that
we have salted the seal. Oh my god, not a real seal,
by the way. It was a robotic seal. It was like an icon
of Geelong in the nineties, and they somehow got their hands on it.
We were sure of bike, we were sure of icons, that's for sure.
And then somehow got their hands on it and it was just like a
big secret. Don't tell anybody. It's like, why are you keeping it?
Then it's like that little hidden treasure, my precious. Anyway, that's
enough that Google salted the seal discovered in bow and head. Gelongs a.
It's a hell of a story. But he'll be entertained for the next three
minutes. Yes, but missus Cartman Peppykin, time stop preaching damnation to everyone.
You know, it's time to get back to school. And they say,
don't persecruite our religious beliefs. And yeah, basically they have no idea
what's going on. They're just following cartmen, but very busy. He's very
charismatic, he is. Yeah, that's the thing. It's the charisma,
isn't it That gets Yeah, as we're saying last week, they says no
purpose to school life. This life is short of life is forever. But
we cannot worship God in that charge where a priest of sin resides. So
we will build a new church with crystal while the ceiling eighty feet hat and
a slide that connects this partner to this part will help us. How good
was that? And it'd be a slader cakes. Yeah. I love how
they've steered it. How I love that's Yeah, that's I like that as
a new catchphrase as opposed to screw you guys and go home. Well,
though, does he use that in this something he used to last week the
week before when you were in the classroom, Like he always just loses a
debate and then go steer you guys. I'm going yeah, but I mean
I'm much prefer I wonder if they just realized that in the writer's room,
or whether they could tell it was getting picked up on it because they made
the episode so quickly, the turnover so quick. I wonder if they can
go everyone's talking about that this week, let's work it into the episode.
Yeah, and they're doing pretty well sort of pre social media as well to
pick up on those things. I wonder how they've got their ear to the
ground or two thousand we did we did have social media, we had forums.
I guess that's true. Yeah, yeah, but still social media when
did social media really kick off like two thousand and six? Well, Facebook
was two thousand and eight. Two eight was okay, I mean you had
my Space before that. But I just I'm not We had Facebook and school,
didn't you know? When I was I finish high school in two thousand
and six, we barely had computers, we didn't have color we used.
But we now get to the Bargain hotel and Satan is standing there contemplating.
I've got how long was he standing there for? But I love all the
rationalization and self justification. Yes, I need no, I need closure.
I need closure. That's it. It's like when you're on a date,
though, and you're just like, I'm a diet sorry, and you just
go one won't hurt surely, just one that's like you know you shouldn't,
but you do anyway. It's like, I just want one large chips.
Tell me about it. Well, yeah, I was with the Lovely Louise
last night and we'd She's like, oh, I beause we're both trying to
eat a bit. I'm really feeling like, who says this, Lucy?
Yeah, I'm like, let's just grab a kabab tonight. We reset tomorrow.
Yeah, let's do that the whole reset. Yeah, tomorrow's another day.
Yeah, we'll have started dying January first, Sorry about it. One
will not hurt you though, that's correct, And that's of all the junk
foods a kebab, it's down the tone of poles. It's mostly vegetables,
yes, and there's no de fried stuff in there, so you're fine,
did pretty well? Yeah, what did you have? What kind of kebab?
Mixed with lettuce, tomato and onion, cheese, no cheese, garlicli
garlic sauce and chili sauce. I can't combine the two sauces, but garlic
sauces, like, I think if you have a kebab, sou' like it
has to be at least garlic, right. Oh yeah, I've used to
have a friend who would never have garlic sauce on a sivaki, you know,
something fucking insane. Hope they're not a friend anymore. But they're not
a friend at all. No, I just owned them. But they used
to only get sweet chili and that's it. And I was like, no,
what are you doing? Fucking up coming from a man though me who
doesn't put butter on toast yeah, weird, right, I don't. I've
never had butter. I don't like butter. I never eat butter my entire
life. You just do this again. This is shocking. I mean,
any particular reason why you're not a better game. Mum just said you didn't
like butter. I never put butter on anyone. Just put straight. You
might to my toast and mom, right, no butter. Wow, I
have jammed toast. Now just jam no butter. I think it's just because
I've just never done it. It's just natural for me. Now does not
eat it? And what a nick thoughts about it? She eats more.
She's my server butter and hers on one piece of butter, butter and cream.
Just oh yeah, she's living the good life. Well she married you.
Maybe I'll just go talk to Saddam. I need closure. Yeah,
that's it. I need closure. What am I doing? What did you,
daddy, Sadam? I'm just here to talk. That's that gays daddy's
can't. Hey, so Doam. I only came here because I need closures
that you know. They I tay anything. Saddam is in this show,
not the real Saddam. Saddam in the show has got the confidence that we
all wish we had. But it's almost it's arrogance to it's confidence to the
next level. Yeah, skipped over the line from current confidence to well we're
doing this. Yeah, no, no, we're doing this, and it's
like, we're doing this. But but you watched like Ryan Goslin, we
just did Crazy Stupid Love for the movie Guys exclusive for Patreon, Right,
we did. He kind of had this kind of attitude, didn't he approach?
It's just like, I'm so confident you're coming home with me in Crazy
Super Love. Yes, yes, the Ryan Gosling. He may, well
we like this in real life. We don't know. We don't know,
we don't know, indeed, But Satan says he must to keep seeing Chris
and what are you doing here? And I was like, that is a
good question, Sadam, that is a good question. What are you doing
here? And if you still want to be a Chris And even he realizes
eah, maybe, and then he wakes up in bed with Saddam and just
dildo's and so many plugs, yes, so many plugs, and he says,
now I have to go home and tell Chris because he's like, I
guess I'm with Saddam again? Is he because this is the thing he wants
to be with Saddam? So it's almost like he just subconsciously is just bailing
out now of the relationship with Chris. You want an excuse, I leave
Chris? And this was it to repurpose the phrase that we talked about it
in the last South Park episo. He wants Chris on the streets, Saddam
and the sheets. So do you think he subconsciously slept with Saddam so he
then hopefully Chris would not want to be with him anymore. It's like,
oh, I do this a self sabotaging or now what would be if me
now I've slept with Saddam and it just backfires? Yeah, I think that
may well be the case. The Saddama has had to solve the Chris problem,
as he says here and then we get the bus and I liked this
playoff. I did not see this coming. I was like, what the
fuck is this bus? What is going on? And Kenny is stuck underneath?
Where am I not dead? It's still life? Yeah? And he's
now in Mexico and nobody understands him there and they reference Mexico as hell.
For the rest of the episode, the kids are now building their church slash
treehouse, and this kicks at it kicks. They're trying to avoid going to
art to help. I love that they've drawn up these blueprints with this beautiful
glass and steel and wood cathedral, and it's just it's a cabby house.
But when you built a cubby house as a kid, though in your mind
you were building this fortress and it was your fortress, but it was just
wood. Oh yeah. When I was growing up, when I was in
like single digits, there was a kid who lived basically next door across the
fence, and his his folks had built him like a little covey house.
It was essentially like a like a little house. It was a bit.
It was if you were in a pow camp. It was where where it
would you would be put when you broke the rules. It's the cool essentially,
because it was it was just to the cooler. But it was just
as little. I mean, it was you know, well proportioned, well
made and everything like that, but just very uncomfortable to be in, not
a not a lot of room, and when it would get hot, everything
would get it would just be oh, my god, this is terrible.
I was like, it's it's a little covey housing place of your own.
I think I've told this on the podcast for Forming a Discount. May not
have told it here, but I would have been about maybe two years ago.
Now. We took Elliott down at my parents' place. I took him
down to this like a river cowis creep runs past my parents place, about
two undred meters from the house. And when we're growing up, once they
grow up, like teens, early teens, we built this treehouse or tree
like like a cubby house down by the river, like all the trees.
It's like a little shafty kind of thing. Right. We used to go
camp down there, sleep of a night. We used to have a great
time down there. Right. I took Elliott down there and it was still
there, but kids had turned it into their own. I was like,
it's lived on. A generation has taken over and made it their own.
I was like, this is fucking cool. It's like the sand light.
Yeah. Really. I was just like, Ah, this thing's still here
and kids are still using it. They found my pool. Yeah, that's
what that's what I'm looking for. Does this happen in prison, but Satan
then tells they're still building the church. This is where Sheila arrives and she
said, your mum was a talk to you. And they arrive and she's
just turned the house into a fun house of treats and delights. Yes,
was rocking out of the kitchen with everyone's favorite new dish. Yeah, powdered
doughnut pancakes. And there's toys everywhere, and I love the carp and just
cut. He's so pious, but can't resist this is I love this because
this is like what I was saying before with people who just pick and choose
religion. It's like, no, we can't do this. But he's still
eating the case as he's preaching, don't do this. Yeah, so great.
Then he takes the call from Kenny from beyond the Grave, describe hell,
and what does he say? We all get to that. It's in
a sermon before that that we have Satan entering to tell Chris that they spent
the night walking around the marina. Hey you, hey, you d just
so great in this isn't he so great? Hey you hi, Chris?
You we're out all night? Yeah, I just spent the night walking around
the Marina, Satan, you know you're not a very good liar. You
went and saw Saddan, didn't you. Yes, Satan, I understand what.
I still feel secure and safe with you. WHOA, no, what
what's wrong? I said, It's okay. I know. Well, what
more do you want from me? Could you not be such a pussy about
it? I mean, can't you just say if you ever see Siddam again,
I'll break your legs or I'm gonna go kick your arms house or something.
Satan, I'm a nineties man. I cry when I need to,
I share my feelings, and I keep my mind open about everything. That
speech is so great. It is it is. I mean, I sympathize
with Chris more than I should. Like I always said, I'm a very
non confrontational sympathize or relate, relate to, and sympathize with and empathize with
and all that good stuff. But it's like I would be the kind of
person who if I'm feeling about this, I would probably internalize and a whole
lot and it would come out in bad ways. I feel like, though,
if my partner slept with somebody else like that next partner, I don't
think I'd be like Chris and this situation. Oh no, no, no,
no, I'm got to feel like I'll be like a parent though,
like, yeah, fucking the eye. I'm not I'm not angry. I'm
just disappointed. I'm really really disappointed, and I feel that would make them
angrier. Oh yeah, show some emotion, get pussy. I thought we're
going to get an outburst from chrisy out, and we never did. No,
it was a pussy the whole way through. I thought it was gonna
show some balls. Well, I suppose he does kill Satan a couple of
timesda, but it's bore defending himself though. I thought. I thought this
was going to end with Chris killing Saddam and Satan being turned on by that,
and then them saying together Yeah. But and the avenue they went worked
as well. It did. He said kick a football around, and this
is where Saddam sneaks in and just kills Chris. And I was like,
oh, ship steps him, run there. I did not see that coming.
That was a bit of a surprise. It was no car was giving
a servant about Nny's phone call from beyond the grave, and everyone speaks Spanish
and you pee blood, you're out of your ass several hours, and the
trinkets, so you're describing BALI. Then I want to say, Marcy's parents
arrive. Hm, the father says, you know, you're all just making
this up. And then the father gets killed and basically he uses it as
proof he's Smartess, We're sorry, my lord. Then Stephen arrives in Hell.
He's the father. I just loved the director here. It's just it's
so good. Hey, newbies, you are dead and this indeed Hell just
an induction day. I think I've never worked like a I mean, I've
worked nine to five jobs, but never in like a big company where they
do a week's training and ship. Yeah, you get onboarded the business message
or whatever. Oh like the mission state, mission statement kind of thing.
It's like, ah, fuck off. I mean yeah, watching videos about
you know, these big companies where they have retreats and get together and there
was like yeah, yeah, yeah, it just looks like hell. And
this is hell. Yes. Satan has then arrived, trying to act all
scary, but he can't do his stick. He's just so sad. He's
broken hearted. But Chris is there. Chris arrives and this is why I
was so confused? So he wasn't in hell? Why is he shot to
see Chris? So surely Satan should know. You think Stan would set the
rules. Surely Satan would know that Chris is if he's been killed, he
would come back to life. Why was he I was so okay? Yeah,
this is the one hiccup. Yeah, because he was like confused that.
I don't know. Maybe they wanted to do the Detroit line once,
but they need to do it so they could then take the piss out of
it, because he might have forgotten it from the first from the previous episode.
Maybe yeah, But Satan, he's kind of sad that they're gonna be
together forever. He's like, he together forever now. Cartman is then writing
his Simon Matthew fifteen to one to one. Not that which goeth into the
mouth to fither of the man, but that which come out of the mouth
to father of the man. That's pretty good. Clad fag lovely, look
like you, Clyde fogs next to him. Then sister and arrived and she
says, you've got to stop this, cart when you can't be continue to
do this. God wants you to live, live your life and Cartlin's like,
what do you mean we have to not be a sinner? And then
he's like refusing to acknowledge her. He says, the only person who can
save the kids is either him or Jesus, and this is where she gets
the idea. But he's watching the TV and he sees that the healer and
he gets an idea. Oh shit, I actually we haven't touched on this.
That's at the end of the episode. Obviously. I love that this
was a payoff to a story they set up in the boy band episode with
the ten million dollars. Oh yeah, I love the team. I was
like, that is fucking awesome. He's just fixated on this and man,
and he'll do anything to get or any form of grift, whether it's entertainment
or religious that is rewarding the viewers paying attention like that, Like there are
arcs in Sign five season four which are a hindrance in many ways, where
this is an arc but not an arc that across wind an arc and an
easter. Yeah, it doesn't impact the story in any way. It's like,
of course he still wanted to make money because he's hooked on the idea
of ten million back yeah, and why wouldn't you be Well, that's a
nice amount of money. Yes, I know, I told you recently,
but you made ten million dollars. No, but we're very close here.
What are you about? We need about those peaks nine thousand and one hundred
and ninety two patrons. But everyone knows that times are tight. Money's too
tired to mention as then, as the song says, I was looking at
the our friends that in America are very aware of, like huge lottery amounts,
like you win the super jackpot of more money than Elon Musk. We
had a we had one recently astray where you could win one hundred and fifty
million dollars in powerball, and I'm like, man, I haven't played the
lottery, And goodness, I did it a couple of weeks ago, the
two undred million dollar one. I was like, you gotta beat it,
win it exactly. I did it with one hundred and fifty million one,
and then that jack potted to two hundred millions. I'm like, all right,
I'll try this one. Is whoever came up with you got to be
in it to win it, deserves an award. They really do. They
deserve a lottery, because I was like, even if I don't win one
hundred and fifty million, maybe Division two is still like a couple of hundred
thousand bucks. That's not bad. Like I come, I'm pretty sure I
could put that do something good. Amazon can't love. I love it when
you see people who clearly need the money win the lottery. Oh yeah,
I remember I when I was about twenty, a friend of mine whose family
were already millionaires, won the lottery. But the whole second they won like
over like a couple of million dollars whatever, And I was like, you
motherfuckers don't even need it. Be so angry. I was like, I
can't be happy for you. You already had money. That sucks. But
when you see someone who genuinely it's like, oh, have you seen the
video of the guy who wins a lottery twice? No, he won one
touch lot or something and then again was scratchy, scratchy and even twenty fifty
thousand on a camera. That is amazing footage. That is. But Chris
now arrives at the Bargain Hotel and he asked Saddam to go for a quick
walk. So Saddam goes his knife of course, And I do like the
Saddam at least never pretends to be anything but an enemy. To Chris,
He's like, I think you're pussy. I hate you, and he says,
you know, he hates him because his why I hate you Because you're
the kind of guy who was by someone to go for a walk. You
know, I like you. You want to find out why? Yes,
And he ends up sabbing and end up killing each other, which was just
a very futality as well, go down swinging. N Cartman is now giving
his sermon about healing people. He's going to make Timmy walk. I was
a bit confused, So is he actually here? Because Timmy walked? I
was like, huh, he fell through the stage, but he walked first.
That's a good point. Was he actually healing people? Oh? I
hadn't thought of it that way. Yeah, because or did he fall over
and then fall through the floor. I swear he stepped. Oh yeah,
he walked for like like two or three very tentative steps. Then I can't
I can't remember if the floor gave way and he fell through it, or
he fell over and that's when the law broke. Maybe it's a power of
it's like the power of the mind is like you make someone believe, you
know when they say you superhuman strength. In the car accident, I've seen
one of my friends ripped the door off of a car because his girl friend
was trapped in the car. Well, I have that all the time.
So why do Let's get back to your friend turning into the hole. Yeah,
so Ben was his name. You have like a piece of shit car.
It was like a yondaxl. Yeah that makes sense, but still but
still it was like, you know, she was in the car, No
one was hers like, but the door was like Ben, you couldn't open.
He just ripped the door off. I was like, god damn because
we were following him to it to a place and yeah, you just ripped
the door off the car. And I was like, you're getting lead tonight
by me, so turned on, I get pound your ass. It's like,
stop me off me up. If he gets an oil, yes,
some vegetable oil motor royal will do in a pinch. Yes, Cotton is
now giving his seven as he said, but him, you can't Timmy walks
fall through the stage. Now. Satan is chatting to John Benet Ramsey well
t get any a shame a pageant Todd, Yes, yeah. And now
it's like there's one guy who's horrible to me, but I'm totally sexually attracted
to, and then one guy who's really nice to me, but I'm not
sexually attracted to at all. Wow, that really sucks. I've asked everybody
for advice, but nobody seems to know the answer. Well, there's one
person who I always used to ask when I needed advice. Oh God,
God, I can't do that. I haven't spoken to God in like five
thousand years. Well, then maybe it's time. Cantman is now doing a
semon again. And little girl, you are very very ugly. Gonna take
that ugly fix and make you reasonable to look at it, he smacked on
the face. That's one thing I've always said this, but as long as
South Park does well is have like those little noises that people make when when
something I expected that, but I think the kid before this, they're like,
ah, it's the dumbest thing to laugh at, but I think you
get smacked across. It's the kid of the the glass. Yes, those
glass it's from Denver, not Detroit, Denver. I think it was from
You're picturing someone in the in the sound boots, going ah, it's definitely
Traye. I think it's going to be true. I think so. But
yeah, so then somebody say, a man, it's just got everybody hooked
now. Satan then arrives in heaven. Was this the birth of the Book
of Mormon? Because they keep talking about this play they're writing. Yeah,
oh at this stage do they in the In the episode they referenced that a
play about this and writing a play about Oh, that's what the plays about.
But like, is this where the Mormon's writing a play? And then
they wrote a play called the Book of Mormon. That makes a whole lot
of sense. Actually, yeah, I know whether they this was the idea
for it. But you know, we've got cookies and punch and we place
Charaid's and yeah, because the Mormon's all great because you know their moments there
once to get into heaven because we didn't touch on it, it's just there.
I just love the delivery from the director of Hell. The correct answer
was Mormon. The great answer was Mormon, the worst host of a trivia
patronizing Yeah, but they're gonna they're gonna sing songs about how much it hurts
lie. It's a very Matthew Perry style delivery. The correct answer is so
and so. Yes, we would have accepted so and so sarcastic. Yeah,
you look up upon me and know me. OHI God, hello,
Sason, it's been a long time. What brims you here? Do you
wish to mount your wh No? I have a problem and I need your
advice. You want to rule more than hell. You want to destroy you.
No, it's kind of a long story, but well, it all
started when this Iraqi dictator, Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild
boars. I remember when I first met him in Hell. It was a
lovely morning in April. Cartman saying that God says everyone has to give me
one dollar. There's where standing, Kyle go h. I remember at being
part of the part of the plan. But this is where God's is set
in your one a little bit and you've become dependent on relationships, trying to
spend some time alone so you can find balanced middle ground. Because he's a
Buddhist, because I do like that God. Things like that cool dude who's
seen a few things, and you look, Hey, he's that old guy
who gives the young people advice in a sitcom. Yeah, hey saying I
got all the right answers here, but I've seen a few things. Yeah,
maybe try this. It was meant to be one of those characters in
Friends, Oh for real? Yeah, it was it going to be.
I'm not too sure who was going to be. They even had a name
for him, everything, like he was going to be they go to him
for advice. Yeah, because glad they fucking didn't. Oh god. Yeah.
Well, people watching Beverly Hills nine No. Two, and I was
like, we all love Bluke Perry, none of us love what's his name?
Who ran the peach Pit? I was three when it was on TV.
Mates, did you ever watched Beverly Hills No TI? I was like
five, But you never could up with lead such a kol ship. I
remember being on. But when did it rune? What? Early nineties to
late nineties? Wasn't it overly long show? Was it? Beverly? He
ran for maybe for like five or six years? Nine two one oak?
Did they revive it or something? They did? And it was terrible?
It was terrible. Yeah, Beverly Hills nine two. When I read ten
seasons from got the fuck out it ran from they went till two thousand oh
for real, really from nineteen ninety to two thousand, ten years I didn't.
I don't remember. I would have been old enough to probably I would
have been twelve. It's probably still to watch nineteen one. No, but
still I should have been old enough to real least remember it. I don't
remember him being on. But anyway, they had their plate. They had
their version of Central Perk, the peach Pit. They like, fifty is
dying everywhere does yeah the peach Pit, okay, and it was run by
some powered middle aged dude who they weren't necessarily the future is now man.
Sorry, I love doing that clip the other day, just so we can
sort of splice it in. I want to su splice it into an episode,
and again only when I make just stupid as comments even the poweredges had.
When they had it was in Angel Grove. It was like a bar,
and Ernie was the guy behind the bar who was like, hey,
Ernie, he's like the adult. Yeah. It kind of like Chef in
South Park. Yeah, very much. That you've got to have. Yeah,
the older character that the kids, Uh, we don't know everything,
but maybe you can help us out. Oh, Wow, old people are
Aren't they bad? After all? Ok? Yeah, I'm glad that Friends
didn't have that. I know they did it in nine o two one.
No, No, we're just talking about that. Two guys are going to
pizza place and they had David Hyde Peers from Mash and Oden Steech Steer.
What did I say having hype here? Sorry, he's free? Yes,
and he was, and he was very, very good. But they got
rid of much of the first season because I was just like, it seemed
like a good idea at first, but it's kind of run its course.
Yeah, two guys going to pizza players As a series, I want to
revisit because I loved it as a kid. First was what gave the world
birth Ryan Reynlds career. Really it did, indeed, and Pete was poor
Man projector. Yeah, we've talked about it, Richard R. Where are
you now? Brother? And the girl went to I would hope that,
I'm sure I said the last time we talked about it. Hopefully Ryan slipped
him like a few shares of aviation gin or something like that. He definitely
would look after him. Yeah, it's the Hanks Scolari thing. I'm sure
Ryan Redls make sure that he doesn't have to work over again. That would
be nice. And that was the case because without him, there is no
Rhyan RELs. Because he was he set up all these jokes very much.
It was the perfect It was the perfect one two punch. I'm always curious
about things like that, if you've got a coaster or a sibling or some
relationship where someone just rockets into the stratus fit and you're just kind of like,
I guess I can make rent this man, whether they hey, Ryan,
how are you yeah? Long time? Whether you would feel like you
owe me or I don't know, I mean, or whether you would have
enough pride to sort of go, well, it looks like I'm just gonna
go sell cars or real estate or something like that. And this person marries
Blake Lively and you know, has warm money. He is walking on in
heaven. Oh my goodness. I'm kind of over their relationship though, It's
like, we get it. You make jokes at each other's expands. Can
we move on? Yeah? So who this podcast I was listening to the
other day was talking about, you know, David Letterman does that show for
Netflix where it's like my next guest is and he had Ryan Reynolds on and
apparently okay, apparently Ryan Rens was talking about or he alluded to, Yeah,
I know I come across as a bit of a smarmy guy and always
making wires cracks and all that. I do that as kind of a defense
mechanism. You know, there's shammer. Yeah, essentially, he's like a
real life chair. Yeah, and let Theman sort of didn't really delve into
that. It's like it'd be kind of interesting to know. I was gonna
say, I want to hear why he behaves this way. Yeah, I
mean I think he's talked about not I think. I don't think Letterman is
very good on that show. I was so disappointed with it. I only
watched like one or two epsodes I watch the three perisdes and I was like,
you're not the Letterman that you once were. No, this used to
be a smart ass and used to sort of push the buttons. Now you're
just being the nice guy. Yeah, this is like it's almost like Letterman's
It feels like I'm just so glad you hear, thanks for being here.
It's like No, No was like Jay Lennar, they used to have they
used to want to be on your show. Now you're thankful that they're coming
on your show, Like this isn't what made you Letterman, Like I said
it, it feels more like Jay Lennar. All do respect to Jay Lenard,
but it feels more user friendly and aything like that doesn't help. He's
going Sarah, Yeah, I got a lot of classic guys like Leonard or
Leno was once in the wrestling Do you remember that. I remember in the
late nineties, Yeah, for for w c W when they were still around,
and you watched it and you're like, what fuck? I mentioned the
oscars earlier. You might want to check this out afterwards. Check this out.
Check jam Master Jay. What a song. We'll get to the end
of going down to sounds like eventually, but we're happen talking about other stuff.
John c Senna Sena, John Cena, John Cena, He's one of
the biggest stars in the world. One moment pronouncing his surname, comes out
to pronounce costuming and he's like butt naked and he's got the envelope in front
of his junk and apparently he was like legitimately naked. Really, I'm getting
more and more I mean, I think everyone's got time for john sena these
days. Yeah, but he's got he's got really good comic timing, you
know. Yeah, he's much funnier than The Rock really is. But I've
noticed that the Rock is really steering at the heel turn now as well.
Look at all backfired. He was meant to come back as a baby face.
Noah, fans right, no, we don't want the Rock, and
he's like, we'll be a heel then. Yeah, I'm seeing all these
clips where he's talking, he's dropping f bombs and his like what's on social
media? Yeah, yeah, just talking about sayings like half is the way
you can fuck? Yeah. I was like, man, that's not even
a great line. That kind of sucks. Wrestling fans are just like,
oh, it's the greatest. I was like, cool, Well if he
can if he can do that in movies again, I mean, if I'm
not exactly looking forward to the Last Bars and the Furious movie, but if
he comes back as Hobbs in a real you know, like he ways wasn't
fast far, that'd be great. He needs to not be a I think
I'm too cool for school here. Does just be a fucking prick yeah.
I mean you you're a big dude with that confident slash arrogance that we talked
about earlier. Don't try and be funny and it just be a person.
Don't be like a cool dad who's like, you're god a sucker team and
I'm gonna whip you in a sheep like a seal team. Unit's like,
no, no, that's that's that's fucked. That's how I would say that
to Dwayne if I'm no, man, that's fucked. That's fucked man.
Speaking of Ossie. So it sounds like it seems like an Aussie thing.
That's fucked, man, But the it's one of the great odds get fucked.
That's a great. Nicola pissed herself and she was like, that's my
Australian thing, Evan, I love it. In the castle when the guy
comes to threatening and he goes, fuck off your clowns, anyone was like,
funk off your clown And then in the courm funk off, dickhead.
Love it. Funk off your clown clown's the best. Someone fun off your
clown clown. Laughed so hard when he said that. But Cartlin's now rolling
around in money. He's very much. Just enjoying life. Now everyone bought
the life my body. I cut my ten million dollars and he says,
I didn't explain this concept, you guy, because wouldn't understand nil you have
you saw the cash flow, and they're so disillusioned by everything now I can't
believe it. So I'm and Chris and now still killing each other. Satan
arrives and says he doesn't want to be with either of them. Gos,
goys, gos. Look, you both can stop fighting now. I've made
a decision. You have. Yes, I don't want to be with either
one of you. What so, Dom you're an asshole and you'll never be
the friend that I want. And Chris, well, you're a pussy and
you'll never be the lover I want. So I'm just gonna be alone for
a while and learn to like myself. See, can we go for a
walk in the park. No, I'm not going on a walk. You're
a pussy, Chris, and you drive me crazy. Go away? Fine
now you can't leave me, Satan. I don't like you. I love
that Chris has defaulted, Like can we take a walk? It's like his
power move. Yes, he can control the situation. Yeah. Do you
think he's that's sort of how he's got through life, is manipulating with the
mind, Yeah, playing on everyone's best nature. Yeah, I think so.
Do you think Saton ever actually liked Chris? I think you like what
Chris represented stability. He wanted that he needs to learned. Now that's not
what he wants or needs it. Oh, he wants it, but he
wants it in a four that's just all want to getting pounted. Not one
percent vanilla, yes, low fat vanilla. So sister, and then arrives
to Cartman's church and she's got Jesus with her this time. He says,
God wants you spending life being good to others, and the kids on decide,
Yeah, let's go do that. Let's go help other people, and
let's teach to me to ice skate. Yes exactly. And Jesus teaches cut
in the lesson by sending him to Mexico to learn about his sins, and
Kenny's there as well. Then Saddam approaches Satan at the park and he sends
Addam to heaven. Heaven, Yes, And I thought that was a nice
It's a nice bit of poetic justice. Yes, sidam is going to spend
the eternity in heaven and be unhappy about it, where they put on plays
about how line makes you feel bad inside, and they make things out of
egg cup and a play about how much dealing hurts you deep inside. It
was always the worst. I don't know if you had this at your school,
when you know you'd have the theater troops show up. Oh god.
So we went to Pack Ofest We mentioned a couple of weeks ago in the
podcast, right, and there were these kids. They would have been about
twelve, and Noe was singing, We're off to see the Wizard, the
Wonderful Wizard of Ours. And there's this one kid then, I honestly like
he was the kid from Step Brothers in the backseat of the card, the
one who sings yeah. I was like, I just want to fucking punch
you. It's really into it. But it's almost like he's a triple threat.
Literally, he was that kid. He was just like rough does he
the wizard in a big smiling and I'm just like, stop trying to impress
your teacher who's next to you. Just fucking be a kid. I feel
like kids acting that way. It's it's too much. What I was talking
about, though, is that you'd get a theater trip that would come to
your school occasionally, usually like okay, yeah, the one's trying to Yeah,
first year out of not even either. Did you when you mentioned john
Cena, did you mean at the Oscars? Yeah? Okay, I thought
because he's in a movie he did that, didn't he built like that?
You'd just about I think just came up. The clip just came up on
my Twitter feed of johnsona walking out with the car, and I was like,
is he were you talk about a movie that he's copying this from?
Or this is he actually knew behind that? Yeah? And then when the
lights go down, you see a whole lot of people come up and they
sort of throw some clothes on him. Wow apparently yeah, he's like butt
naked or if he's wearing a flesh flesh colored thong or something. It's incredible
cap on us something right, because what happens if that falls down? His
dick just goes out and big trouble. Would they not imagine? So goodbye
forever, sir dom. What are you talking about? You can kill me?
But how you back tomorrow? Not this time? I asked a favor
of an old friend of mine to let you win a good place. Hello
and welcome. We're glad you made it, brother, Annie Is. We're
just about to do a play about how much stealing hurts you deep inside.
Come join us. Yes, you're here forever. But then that is the
end of the episode. So that is, yeah, a good conclusion to
what I said up in the previous episode. I thought, yeah, it
was. Everything got wrapped up very very nicely in a nice neat boo.
Yeah, Cartman was thwarted, but not in such a way that he'll he's
going to keep coming with. Yeah. It's the perfect character of this kind
of situation now. Yeah. Yeah, But I'm a good sort of one
out in the end, Yeah, yeah, I was. I was very
happy with how everything was resolved, because it's good that Satan never didn't pick
either side in the end. He chose himself. He did. Yes,
hell yeah, delivery for you all right. So, as I mentioned earlier
in the podcast, we asked the patient for some South Park questions. So
Andrew JP of course it's the first one is stet one through man thoughts on
the structure of the new Paramount South Park. While the specials are brilliant,
the regular seasons are way too short. Now, I completely agree six episodes
is not enough to be deemed a season. That is correct. I mean
I get it with like that. That's fine for the English, yes,
and you know you get Netflix limited series and things like that, but it's
a limited series. But at South Park you need to be you need to
be at least ten episodes, if not more. You can't. Six episodes
is not a season in my opinion. No, it's a it's a mini
series or a limited season. Maybe they need to stop doing these specials.
Maybe the specials are doing better numbers than the actual episodes. Now that's a
good point. Yeah, I might be thinking, oh, we really want
to drill down on this particular issue, yeah, rather than do you know,
overriding yeah, season long arcs or something. I wonder if the specials
are to focused now and they're just doing episodes, because it's almost like to
meet a quota where the episode is sort of long. I don't know,
but I thought the latest season was very, very good. Next question here,
James Daniel thoughts, I'm doing a special episode on the World of Warcraft
episode it's so iconic but it's not until season ten, and just Swan says
they're not gamers, so they probably won't enjoy it, and I was like,
I'm enough of a gamer. I played well when I was in high
school, not as much as the hardcore wour players, but I had friends
who used to just like live in their underwear and yell not bring the correct
suit. I would never forget that. I was at my friend's place.
You're sitting there in his unders right, It's Saturday afternoon, lights are turned
down, he's playing a game. I was sort of sit on the bed,
John, we can do some shots. Go home, and he's like,
mom, just where's my sandwich? And his mom, I won't say
her name, brings in this sandwich and it was cheese sandwich, and he
goes he knocked off the table and he goes, what the fuck is wrong
with you don't have fucking cheese. I was like, I'm gonna leave now.
Oh my good? Was he later killed by his mother when he played
Wow. He was just like, no, his mother's allowed to happen.
I was like, this is fucking crazy. It's terrible. I had so
many only so many people who just became different people when they played wows like
they were just in the zone. It was bizarre. It's terrible, shocking
person. But I do want to visit the World Walk because I remember it
was huge when I was in high school. I would be happy to do
it, even though I'm not a World Award craft aficionado. I don't know
about the Horde or what the other thing is. Are you right, Jenkins?
You make about eat the Weird? No idea what that is? James
sound a prety racist, James, Baby. Given that this episode we spent
a lot of time in hell, what do you think your own personal hell
would look like? And would Saddam be happy there? My own personal hell?
It would be filled with Collingwood supporters before he starting again soon? Yes,
so I started again on the weekend. Yeah, yeah, so it
would be filled with well, the Blues getting absolutely thrashed. And then they
came back Carlton were losing by forty six points of Brisbane and beat them.
Holy moldylu had it on. It's like, oh Jesus turned this shit off.
Blues getting pants get pounded like fourteen bottles of vegetable oil. Shock it.
And then later on soare on Twitter It's like Carlton fans. Carlton fans
be like eh, like, wait a minute, they what they won?
The fuck? Alrighty, So next final question here comes from t Lea Enriquez.
Or but he has a question though, did we would be in our
own personal house? Oh this may sound like not that bad at all,
but if you've ever been in a situation like this when you and you think,
oh, I can't wait for this to change, then imagine it for
all eternity, where your clothes are like two size is too small and the
temperature is always like five degrees too much. Mine would be and that's fraternity.
Mine would be stuck in peak hour traffic for fraternity, Oh my god,
with the conditioner not working. No, no radio, no condition a.
Pickout traffic yet, pick the work. Final question here Tullia Enriquez,
what would your version of eternity with Mormons be like? No? No,
would your version of eternity with Mormons be like the one sad dam experiences.
Don't really know any Mormons. I've gone my whole life trying to avoid them,
he said. Knock those Jravis witnessed knock on the door, didn't they?
People of various stripes saying, I mean, I guess you probably had
J Dubbs and Mormons coming to the door. My line was always, well,
not always, but the best response I had was when someone knocked on
the door and I said, look, I'm feeling pretty secure in my belief
system right now, but hey, good luck with it. Yeah. They
were like, yeah, okay, but I think I might have actually I
might have actually given them the point like that, but hey, good luck.
I remember one time that I can't remember what religion it was, but
they put their foot in the door when I tried to close it. Oh,
I remember you're saying, yeah, not good. You better help they
get disability. I'm taking about the fuck with me, and that is our
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