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Yes, yes, it worked,
you guys, It actually worked. Wo

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worked. Everybody bought the whole act. They keep giving a giving until we

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have it on what You're keeping that
money yourself, of course, you guys,

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and then we can make ten million
dollars. No, the two fairy

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things didn't work. The boy band
thing didn't last, so I tried this

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route. Wait wait wait, wait
wait you mean that this whole thing has

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just been away for you to make
ten million dollars. It all came to

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me days ago when we were first
in Sunday School. But what about going

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to hell and all that? Dude? If God is out understanding, you

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wouldn't send this to hell. Even
sister Aunt told me that. Then why

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didn't you tell us my brain is
of a much larger size than you guys?

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Is I couldn't expect you to understand, not until you actually saw the

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cash flow. The only thing of
yours it's larger in size, is your

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pick, fat ass jack my bas
dude, I am so disillusioned right now,

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kick Ash. Welcome to going down
to South By the podcast where we

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always have our sales of time,
and this week we probably will because we

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hate to review the episode. Probably
I'm Dando and I am Guy. Yes,

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we are answering the question the handicap
go to hell, and the answer

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is probably probably. However, though
I was going to tell this the guy

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off the edge before I got confused. I was putting together our run sheet

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for what you're going to be getting
on Patreon, their Patreon schedule because you

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get everything a week early, and
he gets excused the show blah blah blah

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blah, and on Google this episode
is called Problemente. So I was like,

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all right, whatever, so the
people that does have that south of

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the Border component, I thought,
maybe that's it. So I thought,

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and everyone's like, what's problemente.
I was like, obviously, we're not

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Problemente means and then I went on
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so it's called probably, but if
you google South Park, probably it comes

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up problemente. Not problematic. No, although you could say that is this

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a problematic though? It is not
on problematic issues and themes. It certainly

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does, but it handles it in
a very level headed and even handed fashion.

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Yeah, a fine payoff to the
first episode. I thought, I

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feel like now they've definitely found that
great balance between story and wackiness, and

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they someone say they go too far, but they've set up the show so

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beautifull in the first three seasons where
you expect the unexpected were south like already

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now. But I think they tell
these really not down to earth stories.

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But they touched on satire so well
in this wacky scenarios, and I think

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that is Yeah, this episode was
just the perfect representation of that. Yeah.

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Well it's a really good counterbalance too
well, or a really good companion

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piece to of course, the episode
that proceeded. It's been two part I

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two completely different stories the main plots, because I thought the first one focused

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on religion fear mongering and getting you
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was taking the piss out of the
corruption. Yes, yeah, very very

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good point. But I liked how
the questions that were set up in the

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first first half of the first episode
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were resolved in this one. I
mean, often you'll get oh, yeah,

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we know, we like that,
and we don't really know how to

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sort of polish it off. But
yeah, this way they nailed everything.

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I was really really happy. I
just I just felt satisfied by the end

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of it. Yeah, so many
ways we do talking Sienfeld obviously exclusive for

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But they've done a couple of two
parties in season four already. They've been

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reviewing, and we always feel not
always, but generally it feels like the

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second part feels like it could have
been wrapped up in ten minutes, almost

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like they tried to turn a forty
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it would be like a it's twenty
two minutes. It's almost like a thirty

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minute story into a forty minute story. Yeah, and they stretch out the

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second episode where this one here felt
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my opinion, there was there was. I don't feel like it overstated its

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welcome with any point where Sione felled
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second episode, you kind of like, yeah, you're stretching this one out

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about it? Yeah, Yeah,
you had a few ideas and they just

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adding bits of business and yeah,
extradding it out of it. Yeah,

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this one didn't feel like I had
padding at all. No, it didn't

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do it. No. I thought
the Satan Chris Saddam story it was a

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good button to the main plot that
one here just sort of having nothing to

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really do with each other, but
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it was just an entertaining story.
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to go. This isn't enough for
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beat. It absolutely is. Yeah, it paid off pretty well by the

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end. We didn't find out why
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though, well I think they did
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more than only Mormon, everyone else, like that guy says about Protestant all

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my life, they are well bad
luck. The answer was Mormon, you

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chose the wrong one. The correct
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dude, probably did everything right,
but still a pussy. It's nothing necessarily

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wrong with being a pussy. It's
just although the episode does make it fairly

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clear, it's like, don't be
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there felt very much they were talking
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sort of situations where it's like people
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sometimes take a step back and realize
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right now. Find yourself first,
find what you need in yourself first,

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and then go find somebody else.
You'll never be good for anybody else unless

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you're good for yourself. Yeah,
and I thought they told that story so

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well in this in such a in
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but they tell this beautiful story.
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Chris so much, although they make
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it though. Yeah, but it's
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Saddam really gets the He gets the
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He's a prick. Whereas, yeah, Chris is just told, look,

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yeah, you're a pussy in your
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it's not like you're a shit ass
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pussiness is not a good blend.
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me. Be nice, but not
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but don't be a fucking walker.
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a point where he's like, can
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without being a pussy about it.
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foot down somewhere, you certainly do. Yeah. What what I did enjoy

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though, was in that final bit
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both Chris and Saddam. It's a
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of a first draft for some Team
America stuff, because there's a great there's

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a great speech at the end of
Team America where I think one of the

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leaders of Team America says someone was
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they're a pussy. But they explain
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there's a speech. There really is
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could remember the whole thing. We
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it's it sums up the Parker and
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worldview, very very well. The
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full of cheesy poofs. All right, what were you favorite moments in the

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episode? Put a lot here,
look at the green market quite a bit.

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I did very much enjoy them.
The previously on they got to fundsy

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jumping the shark. Yeah, but
why would I throw that in there?

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Because they're not, by any means
jumping the shark. What was just the

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point? I get the feeling?
Before the phrase jumping the shark became synonymous

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with your show's gone too far,
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it's now relying ridiculous, it was
probably regarded as one of the better cliffhangers,

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or certainly emblematic of a TV cliffhanger, because an episode did end with

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funds and about to jump a shark, jump a shark? Like, oh

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my god, is you gonna make
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Have you ever seen the episode?
I'm pretty sure I saw the episode when

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I was a kid. I have
no idea why he was doing it.

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Okay, how did the shark get
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a scheme? This was the era
of Evil Knevil and the celebrity stunt person.

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Okay, so, but the ratings
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to try and get hook viewers.
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taking the mickey out of themselves,
saying, hey, look at two part

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of just like jumping the Shark episode
very much so. Yeah, but this

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one did not jump the shark.
It certainly did not. Well, oh,

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they jumped the shark had cleared it
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shark now, yes, we're nowhere
near jumping the shop. But what else

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did you enjoy from this one?
This was pretty ill? But ill?

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Jesus Christ who says ill, I
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I heard Roland and man rolland at
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like, what the fuck does that
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like sick, And I was like
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the nineties. One of the reasons
I love Rolland so much. First of

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all, it's just heart of gold, that man, but he always got

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my nineties pop culture references. Hates
the song Scatman? Have you ever met

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Roland? Don't play Scatman in front
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in good taste? What else did
you enjoy? When Satan goes to visit

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them in the motel room and Saddam
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gay PRIs and porn. Yes,
apparently there was like gay porn spiced into

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the episode and I had to remove
it. Oh for real? Yeah,

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it's what said in the commentary or
something. Yeah, I'm trying to be

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good in terms of my calorie consumption, but powdered doughnut pancake surprise just looked

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like the shit missus Carmen Man,
don't we all wish our mother was like

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this? In some degrees agree when
it comes to the cooking. Yes,

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y, I like how they called
out that they were relying on that punchline.

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Where am I going to go?
Did? Right? I was confused

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though, so they were dead but
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dead in Hell. I guess I
don't understand how you can die in hell?

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Well don't they say? You're here
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yeah, you've probably got people and
who are like, I'm getting fane of

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way to game the system and commit
suicide, but jumping in the lave go

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far. Oh wait, I'm back
in hell. Oh no, Hell is

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eternal. It's okay. So you
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hell. It's meant to be a
terrible place. So you can die in

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hell and then come back to life. How do you respawn in hell?

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That's what I think. They're making
their own rule. You're questioning to show

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the way they're based it in hell? And so what are you doing?

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Speaking of well, bad bad taste
moments? What's it? John ran was

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that was doing slightly uncomfortable? I
was like, because this is four years

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after her death, that's still pretty
raw. That's still raw to this day.

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It's such as still a cold case. That's crazy. It's such an

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unsettling story. It's one of those
stories whenever you hear it, immediately sort

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of get chills. You know,
it's down. Yeah, we stopped recording.

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Now glad I didn't say her name? True. I mean I was

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looking going, this could be any
sort of toddlers and tis yeah, that's

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that out. I think, yeah, yeah, but because you know who

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it is, but they didn't say
who it is, so they can go

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that's again, that's on you.
Yeah, you're thinking of that. What

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are you talking about? I didn't
put it up on the I recorded Holly

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yesterday in the car while I was
driving the other to a venture park and

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I was saying something that Nichola.
Holly goes, what are you talking about?

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Hold you say my phone act?
She's like, what are you talking

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about? So happy to hear that. I sent dow to a mean the

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other day. I found it on
on Twitter, so I couldn't take credit

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for it. And unfortunately I haven't
put it in the in the Patron's Facebook

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page yet. You never do.
I never do, although I did one.

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I did one this morning for the
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Ropenheimer might not win it now and
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run them, is it not?
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is it kills of the flowers?
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randomly the moment they said to be
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was a meme of there's one going
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have a character going use the voice. I heard. This is a great

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movie. By the way, Doing
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I haven't seen Doom one, so
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one BAT two today they haven't seen
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won't, it won't matter. I
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two without seeing Shrek one. You
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Imagine watching it but five. But
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mad. But the second frame in
this meme was Bobby, what are you

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talking about? We're Speaking of the
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worth it. One more favorite bit. I told you I had a few

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because and let's get away from the
whole John Bone Ramsay thing. But it's

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amazing that this is actually a feel
good moment after that. But the Chris

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killing was it Chris killing Saddam or
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heart out and it was basically fidelity. So he stabbed Chris and then Chris

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stabbed him in the eye, and
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died at the same time. It
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out the heart and then died with
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because where else you get heart's pulled
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happened in a few movies. I
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was going to send them to Detroit. HA actually would have been all right.

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They are my many, many favorite
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just enjoyed just the set pieces for
the Carton story and how the kids started

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wearing suits like they were like his
little henchmen, and building the church and

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everything in the backyard. I love
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someone, give me a man.
It's like, here's the He was the

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perfect character, TV character for this
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Ver? Very much so? And
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mid two thousand, they are just
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even the Simpsons were at this point. Oh sir, it was nothing.

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Nothing could touch south Park. I
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every other TV show animation wise,
Family Guys. It was like Crew for

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the sake of Crew. Yeah it
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The kid on the on the playground
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Yeah, that's true. Yep,
yep, perfect description. Sorry,

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Seth mcfahon. But South there sort
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rolling read. I don't care.
I wouldn't. I wouldn't tell you because

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see, until you saw the cash
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his nose. But I just thought, yeah, south Park on a whole

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different level, even tho the Simpsons. As I was saying that The Simpsons

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is its own thing, but south
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yeah, beautiful stuff. I love
the A new closure sounds fine. I'll

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try anything, and I'm I'm a
nineties man. Spiel from Chris, I

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thought, what's his name? Is
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Yeah? YEAHT Squints is from sound
Lock Kids the Shrimp. What's his

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character in basketball? I was looking
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isn't it. Squeak squeak weak?
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voice of Chris here. I just
love he's I'm an artist man, I

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cry when I want to. It's
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How every generation seems to think they
invented this, yes, kind of person

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who's like, I'm in touch with
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The thing is, though, I
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for a man to show his feelings
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yeah, because when my dad was
growing up, if you cried, you

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were deemed puss it. That's okay. Remember there are no stupid questions,

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just stupid people. All right,
trivia question, I'm gonna hit you with

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the first one. Oh my god, how high was the ceiling in Cartman's

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church. My first question eighty feet
tall? Yes, what is the second

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largest city in the bar Mexican?
Such a it's like a spion, it's

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it's e What is it? Did
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sorry in Sonata and Sonata Enchilada.
My apologies to all Mexican friends. So,

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how many bottles of vegetable oil did
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with? Was it sixteen? No? It was fourteen fourteen yeah, trust

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me from personal experience, twelve was
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better be a bit more natural about
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difference in like the cooking your So
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think one has higher burn rate?
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flavor aspect as well. Okay,
we go all right. Your next question,

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when you are down in hell slash
Mexico, how long do you pee

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blood out of your ass? Seven
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I had to go back. I
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piss out of your ass? Sounds
like is it leak or what do you

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pee blood? But yes, my
final question is there is a vending machine

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next to Saddam's front door at the
Bargain Hotel. What is it? Oh?

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Was it like grape something? It
was purple, I'm pretty sure,

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yeah, but it's not it's something
colder. Oh, okay. Then think

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of something that happens to cause Earth
to all go to hell. It's the

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when the Earth. There's so many
things when not the rapture, it's the

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Oh, think of a movie something. Now, I'm such a cheerful person.

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I can't think of the end.
So they and my three questions,

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you've got any war for me?
One last question is how many newbies are

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there in Hell when there's that big
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it is. I'm gonna say eight
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to begin with eight thousand hundred.
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on the prices. I just watched
The Castle for the first time. Speaking

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of the Prices, right, I've
never seen it before. The Castle?

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What do you think of it?
I really enjoyed it. It's a very

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sweet movie. I didn't realize it
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a Sydney based film. I was
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It's like local references and stuff and
when to like you see the real

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to I was like, that used
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That used to be like you're go
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represent Melbourne the real too. But
I thought it was really charming, Yeah,

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really fun. I thought I got
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saying something and them saying it in
the movie. I was like, Okay,

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that gag old in the first five
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Yeah, predictable, but joy but
very very sweet. I loved all

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the stuff with the late great Charles
bud Tingwell. Yes, very just a

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really sweet guy. When you appeared
on the screen, I says, nigger,

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he's gonna he's gonna be something there. It's eight thoy, six hundred

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and fifteen, six hundred and fifteen. All right, Well, the original

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air date of Probably was July twenty
six, two thousand, Written by Trey

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Parker and directed by Trey Parker.
I'm just saying here in the next episode

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it's fourth grade. By the way, all exciting times you're going down to

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South Park. Stay tuned. It's
also stay tuned for our mailbag. We've

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asked our patrons for some South Park
questions and we'll be getting too those just

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after we finish our review here.
We got some, Yes we did.

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Yeah, so, by the way, south Park Mailbag at gmail dot com

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So we kick off with the recap
of Phonzie jump in the Shark as

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we said, except this time he
gets eaten, which would have been a

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hell of a payoff if they did. They should have done that and then

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had to be a dream just to
really fuck with the viewers. Absolutely.

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Phonsie aka Henry When apparently has an
autobiography out. Oh okay, yes,

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I have not read it. He
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so weird to me to have grown
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my god, he's the coolest man
alive. And then you see he's like

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a door an old dog who just
seems so lovable. Yeah, and just

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like you know, making people laugh
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Yeah, he's in Australia right now, is Yeah, we should have had

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him one would he want to come
on going down a South Park. Which

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which of our shows do you think
you would be on? And have?

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Has he been on any of the
Simpsons episodes? I don't think so,

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altho Henry Winkler Simpsons. Let's let's
do it. Let's google it. Henry

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Winkler, Simpsons, Henry Winkler's American. Oh yes, of course he is.

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He's on the tech my wife sleeves
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Let's find out if he's still in
Australia. Let's get him on to

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talk about ram Rod. Let's ge
him to talk about rain Rod. Use

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your utterly persuasive skills that you used
to get I just send Dick pics and

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usually works. Not my Dick.
That's going to make a really terrible joke.

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I will not do it. Imagination. But no, there's no kids

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playing on the playground. They're too
enthralled, and Cartman sermon and everything ending

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with ah, listen, it's great. You just imagine Trey's having so much

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fun. In the report, he'd
been doing this. But Principal Victoria's it

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brings all the parents out and she
says, look, your kids are now

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refusing to go to class because they
are they want to go they feel no

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need for church anymore, And I
like that be just kind of saying the

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bibble focuses on doing all this.
There's no mention to school. Why are

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we going to school? It's just
pointing of the logic of the logic holes.

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As Kyle ploys out, this life
is short, the afterlife is forever.

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Yeah yeah, it's like yeah,
but it's like, what do you

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mean the air? But don't don't
tell me to follow this particular exceptance and

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then at loopholes. Don't tell me
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The Bible is all fine print.
That's That's the way I always see

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because I'm not religious, right,
but I see a lot of people who

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are religious to my friends and family, and they find loopholes and everything.

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I'm just like, either followed or
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God wants you to be happy.
I'm like, you can't just fall back

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on that. I don't think it's
really like a salad. But I don't

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think it's like Sizzler. No,
there was what was there? What was

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the good bread at Sisler? Didn't
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Wasn't a really good bread at Sisler. Well, everything was good Sizzler.

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I remember what it was on in
all in here it was on the corner.

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Yea, what it's now godfreeze now
so on vacuum? What was the

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loan? What was the one that
was out on the planes that was you

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can eat? That was Moorgies with
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Neptune had the video of Gary Abladin
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there where they hangover once and just
so good local references one more so everybody,

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Freddy g you'll get it when you
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Google Smorgies Salty the Seal discovered,
right they I think we made discovered

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one of the discussed someone of the
podcasts. They found salty. It was

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being held captive at the animal farm
in Bowing Heads, the Animal Park and

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that dural Linger whatever it was called, the Koala Animal Park, the Animal

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Sactury Sanctuary. They had salty and
they didn't want anyone to know. And

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they used to make employees sign away
to say you were not telling anybody that

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we have salted the seal. Oh
my god, not a real seal,

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by the way. It was a
robotic seal. It was like an icon

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of Geelong in the nineties, and
they somehow got their hands on it.

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We were sure of bike, we
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And then somehow got their hands on
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big secret. Don't tell anybody.
It's like, why are you keeping it?

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Then it's like that little hidden treasure, my precious. Anyway, that's

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enough that Google salted the seal discovered
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It's a hell of a story.
But he'll be entertained for the next three

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minutes. Yes, but missus Cartman
Peppykin, time stop preaching damnation to everyone.

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You know, it's time to get
back to school. And they say,

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don't persecruite our religious beliefs. And
yeah, basically they have no idea

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what's going on. They're just following
cartmen, but very busy. He's very

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charismatic, he is. Yeah,
that's the thing. It's the charisma,

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isn't it That gets Yeah, as
we're saying last week, they says no

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purpose to school life. This life
is short of life is forever. But

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we cannot worship God in that charge
where a priest of sin resides. So

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we will build a new church with
crystal while the ceiling eighty feet hat and

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a slide that connects this partner to
this part will help us. How good

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was that? And it'd be a
slader cakes. Yeah. I love how

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they've steered it. How I love
that's Yeah, that's I like that as

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a new catchphrase as opposed to screw
you guys and go home. Well,

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though, does he use that in
this something he used to last week the

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week before when you were in the
classroom, Like he always just loses a

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debate and then go steer you guys. I'm going yeah, but I mean

403
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I'm much prefer I wonder if they
just realized that in the writer's room,

404
00:25:29.240 --> 00:25:30.720
or whether they could tell it was
getting picked up on it because they made

405
00:25:30.720 --> 00:25:33.920
the episode so quickly, the turnover
so quick. I wonder if they can

406
00:25:33.960 --> 00:25:37.119
go everyone's talking about that this week, let's work it into the episode.

407
00:25:37.319 --> 00:25:41.079
Yeah, and they're doing pretty well
sort of pre social media as well to

408
00:25:41.119 --> 00:25:42.480
pick up on those things. I
wonder how they've got their ear to the

409
00:25:42.519 --> 00:25:45.640
ground or two thousand we did we
did have social media, we had forums.

410
00:25:45.720 --> 00:25:49.119
I guess that's true. Yeah,
yeah, but still social media when

411
00:25:49.160 --> 00:25:52.559
did social media really kick off like
two thousand and six? Well, Facebook

412
00:25:52.599 --> 00:25:56.240
was two thousand and eight. Two
eight was okay, I mean you had

413
00:25:56.319 --> 00:26:00.279
my Space before that. But I
just I'm not We had Facebook and school,

414
00:26:00.359 --> 00:26:03.000
didn't you know? When I was
I finish high school in two thousand

415
00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:07.079
and six, we barely had computers, we didn't have color we used.

416
00:26:11.279 --> 00:26:15.000
But we now get to the Bargain
hotel and Satan is standing there contemplating.

417
00:26:15.039 --> 00:26:19.319
I've got how long was he standing
there for? But I love all the

418
00:26:19.400 --> 00:26:22.880
rationalization and self justification. Yes,
I need no, I need closure.

419
00:26:23.000 --> 00:26:26.119
I need closure. That's it.
It's like when you're on a date,

420
00:26:26.160 --> 00:26:29.119
though, and you're just like,
I'm a diet sorry, and you just

421
00:26:29.200 --> 00:26:32.720
go one won't hurt surely, just
one that's like you know you shouldn't,

422
00:26:32.920 --> 00:26:33.960
but you do anyway. It's like, I just want one large chips.

423
00:26:37.000 --> 00:26:38.200
Tell me about it. Well,
yeah, I was with the Lovely Louise

424
00:26:38.279 --> 00:26:42.119
last night and we'd She's like,
oh, I beause we're both trying to

425
00:26:42.160 --> 00:26:45.640
eat a bit. I'm really feeling
like, who says this, Lucy?

426
00:26:47.200 --> 00:26:49.480
Yeah, I'm like, let's just
grab a kabab tonight. We reset tomorrow.

427
00:26:49.960 --> 00:26:55.559
Yeah, let's do that the whole
reset. Yeah, tomorrow's another day.

428
00:26:55.799 --> 00:26:59.640
Yeah, we'll have started dying January
first, Sorry about it. One

429
00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:03.359
will not hurt you though, that's
correct, And that's of all the junk

430
00:27:03.400 --> 00:27:06.839
foods a kebab, it's down the
tone of poles. It's mostly vegetables,

431
00:27:06.920 --> 00:27:08.160
yes, and there's no de fried
stuff in there, so you're fine,

432
00:27:08.359 --> 00:27:11.599
did pretty well? Yeah, what
did you have? What kind of kebab?

433
00:27:11.640 --> 00:27:15.920
Mixed with lettuce, tomato and onion, cheese, no cheese, garlicli

434
00:27:17.720 --> 00:27:22.839
garlic sauce and chili sauce. I
can't combine the two sauces, but garlic

435
00:27:22.880 --> 00:27:23.799
sauces, like, I think if
you have a kebab, sou' like it

436
00:27:23.880 --> 00:27:26.599
has to be at least garlic,
right. Oh yeah, I've used to

437
00:27:26.640 --> 00:27:29.799
have a friend who would never have
garlic sauce on a sivaki, you know,

438
00:27:29.920 --> 00:27:32.240
something fucking insane. Hope they're not
a friend anymore. But they're not

439
00:27:32.240 --> 00:27:33.680
a friend at all. No,
I just owned them. But they used

440
00:27:33.680 --> 00:27:34.359
to only get sweet chili and that's
it. And I was like, no,

441
00:27:36.279 --> 00:27:41.880
what are you doing? Fucking up
coming from a man though me who

442
00:27:41.920 --> 00:27:45.799
doesn't put butter on toast yeah,
weird, right, I don't. I've

443
00:27:45.839 --> 00:27:48.000
never had butter. I don't like
butter. I never eat butter my entire

444
00:27:48.039 --> 00:27:52.920
life. You just do this again. This is shocking. I mean,

445
00:27:53.799 --> 00:27:56.799
any particular reason why you're not a
better game. Mum just said you didn't

446
00:27:56.839 --> 00:28:00.119
like butter. I never put butter
on anyone. Just put straight. You

447
00:28:00.160 --> 00:28:02.640
might to my toast and mom,
right, no butter. Wow, I

448
00:28:02.759 --> 00:28:06.079
have jammed toast. Now just jam
no butter. I think it's just because

449
00:28:06.079 --> 00:28:08.000
I've just never done it. It's
just natural for me. Now does not

450
00:28:08.079 --> 00:28:12.200
eat it? And what a nick
thoughts about it? She eats more.

451
00:28:12.319 --> 00:28:18.640
She's my server butter and hers on
one piece of butter, butter and cream.

452
00:28:18.759 --> 00:28:25.599
Just oh yeah, she's living the
good life. Well she married you.

453
00:28:26.640 --> 00:28:30.119
Maybe I'll just go talk to Saddam. I need closure. Yeah,

454
00:28:30.279 --> 00:28:33.759
that's it. I need closure.
What am I doing? What did you,

455
00:28:34.359 --> 00:28:41.920
daddy, Sadam? I'm just here
to talk. That's that gays daddy's

456
00:28:41.960 --> 00:28:47.119
can't. Hey, so Doam.
I only came here because I need closures

457
00:28:47.200 --> 00:28:51.279
that you know. They I tay
anything. Saddam is in this show,

458
00:28:51.359 --> 00:28:53.240
not the real Saddam. Saddam in
the show has got the confidence that we

459
00:28:53.319 --> 00:28:57.680
all wish we had. But it's
almost it's arrogance to it's confidence to the

460
00:28:57.759 --> 00:29:03.480
next level. Yeah, skipped over
the line from current confidence to well we're

461
00:29:03.519 --> 00:29:04.960
doing this. Yeah, no,
no, we're doing this, and it's

462
00:29:06.000 --> 00:29:07.720
like, we're doing this. But
but you watched like Ryan Goslin, we

463
00:29:07.799 --> 00:29:11.000
just did Crazy Stupid Love for the
movie Guys exclusive for Patreon, Right,

464
00:29:11.119 --> 00:29:15.240
we did. He kind of had
this kind of attitude, didn't he approach?

465
00:29:15.279 --> 00:29:17.599
It's just like, I'm so confident
you're coming home with me in Crazy

466
00:29:17.640 --> 00:29:21.759
Super Love. Yes, yes,
the Ryan Gosling. He may, well

467
00:29:21.799 --> 00:29:22.519
we like this in real life.
We don't know. We don't know,

468
00:29:22.599 --> 00:29:26.519
we don't know, indeed, But
Satan says he must to keep seeing Chris

469
00:29:26.920 --> 00:29:27.680
and what are you doing here?
And I was like, that is a

470
00:29:27.759 --> 00:29:30.960
good question, Sadam, that is
a good question. What are you doing

471
00:29:30.000 --> 00:29:32.920
here? And if you still want
to be a Chris And even he realizes

472
00:29:33.000 --> 00:29:34.759
eah, maybe, and then he
wakes up in bed with Saddam and just

473
00:29:36.160 --> 00:29:41.279
dildo's and so many plugs, yes, so many plugs, and he says,

474
00:29:41.440 --> 00:29:42.200
now I have to go home and
tell Chris because he's like, I

475
00:29:42.279 --> 00:29:48.160
guess I'm with Saddam again? Is
he because this is the thing he wants

476
00:29:48.200 --> 00:29:51.440
to be with Saddam? So it's
almost like he just subconsciously is just bailing

477
00:29:51.519 --> 00:29:55.039
out now of the relationship with Chris. You want an excuse, I leave

478
00:29:55.079 --> 00:29:57.640
Chris? And this was it to
repurpose the phrase that we talked about it

479
00:29:57.680 --> 00:30:02.559
in the last South Park episo.
He wants Chris on the streets, Saddam

480
00:30:02.599 --> 00:30:04.920
and the sheets. So do you
think he subconsciously slept with Saddam so he

481
00:30:06.160 --> 00:30:07.920
then hopefully Chris would not want to
be with him anymore. It's like,

482
00:30:08.119 --> 00:30:11.480
oh, I do this a self
sabotaging or now what would be if me

483
00:30:11.519 --> 00:30:15.680
now I've slept with Saddam and it
just backfires? Yeah, I think that

484
00:30:15.799 --> 00:30:18.480
may well be the case. The
Saddama has had to solve the Chris problem,

485
00:30:18.519 --> 00:30:19.680
as he says here and then we
get the bus and I liked this

486
00:30:19.720 --> 00:30:22.839
playoff. I did not see this
coming. I was like, what the

487
00:30:22.960 --> 00:30:25.519
fuck is this bus? What is
going on? And Kenny is stuck underneath?

488
00:30:26.599 --> 00:30:29.440
Where am I not dead? It's
still life? Yeah? And he's

489
00:30:29.480 --> 00:30:33.279
now in Mexico and nobody understands him
there and they reference Mexico as hell.

490
00:30:33.319 --> 00:30:36.920
For the rest of the episode,
the kids are now building their church slash

491
00:30:36.960 --> 00:30:41.839
treehouse, and this kicks at it
kicks. They're trying to avoid going to

492
00:30:41.000 --> 00:30:45.519
art to help. I love that
they've drawn up these blueprints with this beautiful

493
00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:49.519
glass and steel and wood cathedral,
and it's just it's a cabby house.

494
00:30:52.480 --> 00:30:55.839
But when you built a cubby house
as a kid, though in your mind

495
00:30:55.880 --> 00:30:59.200
you were building this fortress and it
was your fortress, but it was just

496
00:30:59.279 --> 00:31:02.680
wood. Oh yeah. When I
was growing up, when I was in

497
00:31:03.000 --> 00:31:07.000
like single digits, there was a
kid who lived basically next door across the

498
00:31:07.039 --> 00:31:12.839
fence, and his his folks had
built him like a little covey house.

499
00:31:12.839 --> 00:31:15.599
It was essentially like a like a
little house. It was a bit.

500
00:31:15.640 --> 00:31:18.480
It was if you were in a
pow camp. It was where where it

501
00:31:18.519 --> 00:31:22.680
would you would be put when you
broke the rules. It's the cool essentially,

502
00:31:22.799 --> 00:31:29.839
because it was it was just to
the cooler. But it was just

503
00:31:29.920 --> 00:31:32.319
as little. I mean, it
was you know, well proportioned, well

504
00:31:32.400 --> 00:31:34.920
made and everything like that, but
just very uncomfortable to be in, not

505
00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:38.559
a not a lot of room,
and when it would get hot, everything

506
00:31:38.599 --> 00:31:41.359
would get it would just be oh, my god, this is terrible.

507
00:31:42.720 --> 00:31:47.799
I was like, it's it's a
little covey housing place of your own.

508
00:31:48.119 --> 00:31:49.720
I think I've told this on the
podcast for Forming a Discount. May not

509
00:31:49.759 --> 00:31:52.799
have told it here, but I
would have been about maybe two years ago.

510
00:31:52.880 --> 00:31:56.079
Now. We took Elliott down at
my parents' place. I took him

511
00:31:56.079 --> 00:31:59.880
down to this like a river cowis
creep runs past my parents place, about

512
00:32:00.079 --> 00:32:02.240
two undred meters from the house.
And when we're growing up, once they

513
00:32:02.279 --> 00:32:07.920
grow up, like teens, early
teens, we built this treehouse or tree

514
00:32:07.119 --> 00:32:09.279
like like a cubby house down by
the river, like all the trees.

515
00:32:09.279 --> 00:32:12.240
It's like a little shafty kind of
thing. Right. We used to go

516
00:32:12.599 --> 00:32:14.240
camp down there, sleep of a
night. We used to have a great

517
00:32:14.240 --> 00:32:16.200
time down there. Right. I
took Elliott down there and it was still

518
00:32:16.240 --> 00:32:17.960
there, but kids had turned it
into their own. I was like,

519
00:32:19.119 --> 00:32:22.400
it's lived on. A generation has
taken over and made it their own.

520
00:32:22.400 --> 00:32:23.920
I was like, this is fucking
cool. It's like the sand light.

521
00:32:24.079 --> 00:32:28.119
Yeah. Really. I was just
like, Ah, this thing's still here

522
00:32:28.119 --> 00:32:31.279
and kids are still using it.
They found my pool. Yeah, that's

523
00:32:31.279 --> 00:32:40.680
what that's what I'm looking for.
Does this happen in prison, but Satan

524
00:32:40.799 --> 00:32:45.839
then tells they're still building the church. This is where Sheila arrives and she

525
00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:46.759
said, your mum was a talk
to you. And they arrive and she's

526
00:32:46.799 --> 00:32:50.759
just turned the house into a fun
house of treats and delights. Yes,

527
00:32:51.000 --> 00:32:53.000
was rocking out of the kitchen with
everyone's favorite new dish. Yeah, powdered

528
00:32:53.039 --> 00:32:58.000
doughnut pancakes. And there's toys everywhere, and I love the carp and just

529
00:32:58.200 --> 00:33:01.480
cut. He's so pious, but
can't resist this is I love this because

530
00:33:01.519 --> 00:33:04.599
this is like what I was saying
before with people who just pick and choose

531
00:33:04.599 --> 00:33:07.160
religion. It's like, no,
we can't do this. But he's still

532
00:33:07.200 --> 00:33:09.720
eating the case as he's preaching,
don't do this. Yeah, so great.

533
00:33:09.960 --> 00:33:14.759
Then he takes the call from Kenny
from beyond the Grave, describe hell,

534
00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:16.160
and what does he say? We
all get to that. It's in

535
00:33:16.200 --> 00:33:21.400
a sermon before that that we have
Satan entering to tell Chris that they spent

536
00:33:21.440 --> 00:33:24.240
the night walking around the marina.
Hey you, hey, you d just

537
00:33:24.319 --> 00:33:29.680
so great in this isn't he so
great? Hey you hi, Chris?

538
00:33:30.319 --> 00:33:35.680
You we're out all night? Yeah, I just spent the night walking around

539
00:33:35.720 --> 00:33:38.480
the Marina, Satan, you know
you're not a very good liar. You

540
00:33:38.559 --> 00:33:44.960
went and saw Saddan, didn't you. Yes, Satan, I understand what.

541
00:33:45.880 --> 00:33:49.960
I still feel secure and safe with
you. WHOA, no, what

542
00:33:50.200 --> 00:33:52.720
what's wrong? I said, It's
okay. I know. Well, what

543
00:33:52.839 --> 00:33:55.200
more do you want from me?
Could you not be such a pussy about

544
00:33:55.240 --> 00:33:59.720
it? I mean, can't you
just say if you ever see Siddam again,

545
00:33:59.759 --> 00:34:02.119
I'll break your legs or I'm gonna
go kick your arms house or something.

546
00:34:02.480 --> 00:34:06.720
Satan, I'm a nineties man.
I cry when I need to,

547
00:34:07.200 --> 00:34:09.440
I share my feelings, and I
keep my mind open about everything. That

548
00:34:09.519 --> 00:34:14.360
speech is so great. It is
it is. I mean, I sympathize

549
00:34:14.679 --> 00:34:16.119
with Chris more than I should.
Like I always said, I'm a very

550
00:34:16.159 --> 00:34:21.679
non confrontational sympathize or relate, relate
to, and sympathize with and empathize with

551
00:34:21.760 --> 00:34:23.679
and all that good stuff. But
it's like I would be the kind of

552
00:34:23.719 --> 00:34:30.079
person who if I'm feeling about this, I would probably internalize and a whole

553
00:34:30.119 --> 00:34:31.960
lot and it would come out in
bad ways. I feel like, though,

554
00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:36.000
if my partner slept with somebody else
like that next partner, I don't

555
00:34:36.000 --> 00:34:37.000
think I'd be like Chris and this
situation. Oh no, no, no,

556
00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:40.199
no, I'm got to feel like
I'll be like a parent though,

557
00:34:40.280 --> 00:34:43.840
like, yeah, fucking the eye. I'm not I'm not angry. I'm

558
00:34:43.880 --> 00:34:47.079
just disappointed. I'm really really disappointed, and I feel that would make them

559
00:34:47.119 --> 00:34:53.480
angrier. Oh yeah, show some
emotion, get pussy. I thought we're

560
00:34:53.480 --> 00:34:55.760
going to get an outburst from chrisy
out, and we never did. No,

561
00:34:57.239 --> 00:34:59.000
it was a pussy the whole way
through. I thought it was gonna

562
00:34:59.000 --> 00:35:01.800
show some balls. Well, I
suppose he does kill Satan a couple of

563
00:35:01.880 --> 00:35:07.320
timesda, but it's bore defending himself
though. I thought. I thought this

564
00:35:07.480 --> 00:35:12.239
was going to end with Chris killing
Saddam and Satan being turned on by that,

565
00:35:12.440 --> 00:35:16.280
and then them saying together Yeah.
But and the avenue they went worked

566
00:35:16.280 --> 00:35:19.920
as well. It did. He
said kick a football around, and this

567
00:35:19.960 --> 00:35:21.840
is where Saddam sneaks in and just
kills Chris. And I was like,

568
00:35:22.039 --> 00:35:24.079
oh, ship steps him, run
there. I did not see that coming.

569
00:35:24.599 --> 00:35:27.559
That was a bit of a surprise. It was no car was giving

570
00:35:27.599 --> 00:35:30.440
a servant about Nny's phone call from
beyond the grave, and everyone speaks Spanish

571
00:35:30.559 --> 00:35:32.519
and you pee blood, you're out
of your ass several hours, and the

572
00:35:32.599 --> 00:35:42.480
trinkets, so you're describing BALI.
Then I want to say, Marcy's parents

573
00:35:42.599 --> 00:35:45.159
arrive. Hm, the father says, you know, you're all just making

574
00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:47.559
this up. And then the father
gets killed and basically he uses it as

575
00:35:47.639 --> 00:35:52.599
proof he's Smartess, We're sorry,
my lord. Then Stephen arrives in Hell.

576
00:35:52.760 --> 00:35:57.079
He's the father. I just loved
the director here. It's just it's

577
00:35:57.079 --> 00:36:00.559
so good. Hey, newbies,
you are dead and this indeed Hell just

578
00:36:00.639 --> 00:36:06.760
an induction day. I think I've
never worked like a I mean, I've

579
00:36:06.800 --> 00:36:08.880
worked nine to five jobs, but
never in like a big company where they

580
00:36:10.360 --> 00:36:15.320
do a week's training and ship.
Yeah, you get onboarded the business message

581
00:36:15.400 --> 00:36:16.599
or whatever. Oh like the mission
state, mission statement kind of thing.

582
00:36:16.599 --> 00:36:22.119
It's like, ah, fuck off. I mean yeah, watching videos about

583
00:36:22.159 --> 00:36:25.599
you know, these big companies where
they have retreats and get together and there

584
00:36:25.760 --> 00:36:30.800
was like yeah, yeah, yeah, it just looks like hell. And

585
00:36:30.199 --> 00:36:34.920
this is hell. Yes. Satan
has then arrived, trying to act all

586
00:36:35.000 --> 00:36:37.559
scary, but he can't do his
stick. He's just so sad. He's

587
00:36:37.599 --> 00:36:40.079
broken hearted. But Chris is there. Chris arrives and this is why I

588
00:36:40.119 --> 00:36:44.360
was so confused? So he wasn't
in hell? Why is he shot to

589
00:36:44.400 --> 00:36:47.039
see Chris? So surely Satan should
know. You think Stan would set the

590
00:36:47.119 --> 00:36:51.559
rules. Surely Satan would know that
Chris is if he's been killed, he

591
00:36:51.559 --> 00:36:53.840
would come back to life. Why
was he I was so okay? Yeah,

592
00:36:53.880 --> 00:36:58.559
this is the one hiccup. Yeah, because he was like confused that.

593
00:36:58.760 --> 00:37:00.760
I don't know. Maybe they wanted
to do the Detroit line once,

594
00:37:00.840 --> 00:37:04.000
but they need to do it so
they could then take the piss out of

595
00:37:04.000 --> 00:37:07.199
it, because he might have forgotten
it from the first from the previous episode.

596
00:37:07.280 --> 00:37:09.440
Maybe yeah, But Satan, he's
kind of sad that they're gonna be

597
00:37:09.480 --> 00:37:14.119
together forever. He's like, he
together forever now. Cartman is then writing

598
00:37:14.599 --> 00:37:17.119
his Simon Matthew fifteen to one to
one. Not that which goeth into the

599
00:37:17.199 --> 00:37:20.679
mouth to fither of the man,
but that which come out of the mouth

600
00:37:20.719 --> 00:37:24.320
to father of the man. That's
pretty good. Clad fag lovely, look

601
00:37:24.599 --> 00:37:28.639
like you, Clyde fogs next to
him. Then sister and arrived and she

602
00:37:28.639 --> 00:37:30.800
says, you've got to stop this, cart when you can't be continue to

603
00:37:30.840 --> 00:37:32.000
do this. God wants you to
live, live your life and Cartlin's like,

604
00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:35.800
what do you mean we have to
not be a sinner? And then

605
00:37:35.840 --> 00:37:37.800
he's like refusing to acknowledge her.
He says, the only person who can

606
00:37:37.840 --> 00:37:40.719
save the kids is either him or
Jesus, and this is where she gets

607
00:37:40.760 --> 00:37:44.880
the idea. But he's watching the
TV and he sees that the healer and

608
00:37:44.920 --> 00:37:46.719
he gets an idea. Oh shit, I actually we haven't touched on this.

609
00:37:47.280 --> 00:37:50.679
That's at the end of the episode. Obviously. I love that this

610
00:37:50.920 --> 00:37:53.960
was a payoff to a story they
set up in the boy band episode with

611
00:37:54.039 --> 00:37:55.960
the ten million dollars. Oh yeah, I love the team. I was

612
00:37:57.000 --> 00:37:59.920
like, that is fucking awesome.
He's just fixated on this and man,

613
00:38:00.119 --> 00:38:02.400
and he'll do anything to get or
any form of grift, whether it's entertainment

614
00:38:02.559 --> 00:38:07.880
or religious that is rewarding the viewers
paying attention like that, Like there are

615
00:38:08.079 --> 00:38:12.320
arcs in Sign five season four which
are a hindrance in many ways, where

616
00:38:12.320 --> 00:38:15.000
this is an arc but not an
arc that across wind an arc and an

617
00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:17.239
easter. Yeah, it doesn't impact
the story in any way. It's like,

618
00:38:17.559 --> 00:38:22.280
of course he still wanted to make
money because he's hooked on the idea

619
00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:24.920
of ten million back yeah, and
why wouldn't you be Well, that's a

620
00:38:25.000 --> 00:38:28.639
nice amount of money. Yes,
I know, I told you recently,

621
00:38:28.719 --> 00:38:31.400
but you made ten million dollars.
No, but we're very close here.

622
00:38:32.480 --> 00:38:37.679
What are you about? We need
about those peaks nine thousand and one hundred

623
00:38:37.679 --> 00:38:45.920
and ninety two patrons. But everyone
knows that times are tight. Money's too

624
00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:49.280
tired to mention as then, as
the song says, I was looking at

625
00:38:49.320 --> 00:38:53.559
the our friends that in America are
very aware of, like huge lottery amounts,

626
00:38:53.639 --> 00:39:00.239
like you win the super jackpot of
more money than Elon Musk. We

627
00:39:00.360 --> 00:39:02.000
had a we had one recently astray
where you could win one hundred and fifty

628
00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:07.000
million dollars in powerball, and I'm
like, man, I haven't played the

629
00:39:07.119 --> 00:39:09.480
lottery, And goodness, I did
it a couple of weeks ago, the

630
00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:12.679
two undred million dollar one. I
was like, you gotta beat it,

631
00:39:12.719 --> 00:39:15.639
win it exactly. I did it
with one hundred and fifty million one,

632
00:39:15.679 --> 00:39:17.599
and then that jack potted to two
hundred millions. I'm like, all right,

633
00:39:17.639 --> 00:39:20.440
I'll try this one. Is whoever
came up with you got to be

634
00:39:20.480 --> 00:39:22.800
in it to win it, deserves
an award. They really do. They

635
00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:27.400
deserve a lottery, because I was
like, even if I don't win one

636
00:39:27.440 --> 00:39:30.599
hundred and fifty million, maybe Division
two is still like a couple of hundred

637
00:39:30.599 --> 00:39:34.280
thousand bucks. That's not bad.
Like I come, I'm pretty sure I

638
00:39:34.320 --> 00:39:37.159
could put that do something good.
Amazon can't love. I love it when

639
00:39:37.199 --> 00:39:40.480
you see people who clearly need the
money win the lottery. Oh yeah,

640
00:39:40.519 --> 00:39:45.280
I remember I when I was about
twenty, a friend of mine whose family

641
00:39:45.320 --> 00:39:47.920
were already millionaires, won the lottery. But the whole second they won like

642
00:39:47.960 --> 00:39:51.840
over like a couple of million dollars
whatever, And I was like, you

643
00:39:51.960 --> 00:39:54.360
motherfuckers don't even need it. Be
so angry. I was like, I

644
00:39:54.480 --> 00:40:00.440
can't be happy for you. You
already had money. That sucks. But

645
00:40:00.679 --> 00:40:01.519
when you see someone who genuinely it's
like, oh, have you seen the

646
00:40:01.599 --> 00:40:06.400
video of the guy who wins a
lottery twice? No, he won one

647
00:40:06.440 --> 00:40:08.880
touch lot or something and then again
was scratchy, scratchy and even twenty fifty

648
00:40:08.920 --> 00:40:17.039
thousand on a camera. That is
amazing footage. That is. But Chris

649
00:40:17.119 --> 00:40:21.039
now arrives at the Bargain Hotel and
he asked Saddam to go for a quick

650
00:40:21.079 --> 00:40:23.239
walk. So Saddam goes his knife
of course, And I do like the

651
00:40:23.280 --> 00:40:28.480
Saddam at least never pretends to be
anything but an enemy. To Chris,

652
00:40:28.519 --> 00:40:30.320
He's like, I think you're pussy. I hate you, and he says,

653
00:40:30.400 --> 00:40:32.639
you know, he hates him because
his why I hate you Because you're

654
00:40:32.639 --> 00:40:35.599
the kind of guy who was by
someone to go for a walk. You

655
00:40:35.679 --> 00:40:37.440
know, I like you. You
want to find out why? Yes,

656
00:40:37.840 --> 00:40:40.320
And he ends up sabbing and end
up killing each other, which was just

657
00:40:40.360 --> 00:40:45.840
a very futality as well, go
down swinging. N Cartman is now giving

658
00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:49.239
his sermon about healing people. He's
going to make Timmy walk. I was

659
00:40:49.280 --> 00:40:52.360
a bit confused, So is he
actually here? Because Timmy walked? I

660
00:40:52.480 --> 00:40:58.440
was like, huh, he fell
through the stage, but he walked first.

661
00:40:58.800 --> 00:41:02.239
That's a good point. Was he
actually healing people? Oh? I

662
00:41:02.320 --> 00:41:07.199
hadn't thought of it that way.
Yeah, because or did he fall over

663
00:41:07.440 --> 00:41:10.400
and then fall through the floor.
I swear he stepped. Oh yeah,

664
00:41:10.440 --> 00:41:15.639
he walked for like like two or
three very tentative steps. Then I can't

665
00:41:15.800 --> 00:41:19.559
I can't remember if the floor gave
way and he fell through it, or

666
00:41:19.639 --> 00:41:22.480
he fell over and that's when the
law broke. Maybe it's a power of

667
00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:24.599
it's like the power of the mind
is like you make someone believe, you

668
00:41:24.679 --> 00:41:28.480
know when they say you superhuman strength. In the car accident, I've seen

669
00:41:28.679 --> 00:41:30.400
one of my friends ripped the door
off of a car because his girl friend

670
00:41:30.400 --> 00:41:32.280
was trapped in the car. Well, I have that all the time.

671
00:41:36.079 --> 00:41:38.760
So why do Let's get back to
your friend turning into the hole. Yeah,

672
00:41:38.920 --> 00:41:43.480
so Ben was his name. You
have like a piece of shit car.

673
00:41:44.119 --> 00:41:45.760
It was like a yondaxl. Yeah
that makes sense, but still but

674
00:41:45.880 --> 00:41:49.679
still it was like, you know, she was in the car, No

675
00:41:49.719 --> 00:41:51.920
one was hers like, but the
door was like Ben, you couldn't open.

676
00:41:52.079 --> 00:41:53.880
He just ripped the door off.
I was like, god damn because

677
00:41:53.880 --> 00:41:57.800
we were following him to it to
a place and yeah, you just ripped

678
00:41:57.800 --> 00:41:59.920
the door off the car. And
I was like, you're getting lead tonight

679
00:42:00.519 --> 00:42:07.000
by me, so turned on,
I get pound your ass. It's like,

680
00:42:07.280 --> 00:42:09.679
stop me off me up. If
he gets an oil, yes,

681
00:42:09.760 --> 00:42:14.880
some vegetable oil motor royal will do
in a pinch. Yes, Cotton is

682
00:42:14.920 --> 00:42:16.239
now giving his seven as he said, but him, you can't Timmy walks

683
00:42:16.280 --> 00:42:20.719
fall through the stage. Now.
Satan is chatting to John Benet Ramsey well

684
00:42:21.119 --> 00:42:27.880
t get any a shame a pageant
Todd, Yes, yeah. And now

685
00:42:27.960 --> 00:42:30.320
it's like there's one guy who's horrible
to me, but I'm totally sexually attracted

686
00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:34.280
to, and then one guy who's
really nice to me, but I'm not

687
00:42:34.440 --> 00:42:37.360
sexually attracted to at all. Wow, that really sucks. I've asked everybody

688
00:42:37.440 --> 00:42:40.559
for advice, but nobody seems to
know the answer. Well, there's one

689
00:42:40.599 --> 00:42:45.199
person who I always used to ask
when I needed advice. Oh God,

690
00:42:45.199 --> 00:42:49.920
God, I can't do that.
I haven't spoken to God in like five

691
00:42:50.039 --> 00:42:55.239
thousand years. Well, then maybe
it's time. Cantman is now doing a

692
00:42:55.280 --> 00:43:00.480
semon again. And little girl,
you are very very ugly. Gonna take

693
00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:04.119
that ugly fix and make you reasonable
to look at it, he smacked on

694
00:43:04.159 --> 00:43:08.199
the face. That's one thing I've
always said this, but as long as

695
00:43:08.320 --> 00:43:13.599
South Park does well is have like
those little noises that people make when when

696
00:43:13.679 --> 00:43:15.639
something I expected that, but I
think the kid before this, they're like,

697
00:43:15.960 --> 00:43:22.360
ah, it's the dumbest thing to
laugh at, but I think you

698
00:43:22.400 --> 00:43:25.199
get smacked across. It's the kid
of the the glass. Yes, those

699
00:43:25.239 --> 00:43:29.039
glass it's from Denver, not Detroit, Denver. I think it was from

700
00:43:36.039 --> 00:43:42.639
You're picturing someone in the in the
sound boots, going ah, it's definitely

701
00:43:42.639 --> 00:43:45.239
Traye. I think it's going to
be true. I think so. But

702
00:43:45.400 --> 00:43:47.079
yeah, so then somebody say,
a man, it's just got everybody hooked

703
00:43:47.119 --> 00:43:52.000
now. Satan then arrives in heaven. Was this the birth of the Book

704
00:43:52.000 --> 00:43:54.119
of Mormon? Because they keep talking
about this play they're writing. Yeah,

705
00:43:54.280 --> 00:44:00.239
oh at this stage do they in
the In the episode they referenced that a

706
00:44:00.280 --> 00:44:04.079
play about this and writing a play
about Oh, that's what the plays about.

707
00:44:04.119 --> 00:44:07.239
But like, is this where the
Mormon's writing a play? And then

708
00:44:07.320 --> 00:44:13.039
they wrote a play called the Book
of Mormon. That makes a whole lot

709
00:44:13.079 --> 00:44:15.159
of sense. Actually, yeah,
I know whether they this was the idea

710
00:44:15.239 --> 00:44:19.519
for it. But you know,
we've got cookies and punch and we place

711
00:44:19.599 --> 00:44:22.639
Charaid's and yeah, because the Mormon's
all great because you know their moments there

712
00:44:22.719 --> 00:44:24.719
once to get into heaven because we
didn't touch on it, it's just there.

713
00:44:25.000 --> 00:44:29.000
I just love the delivery from the
director of Hell. The correct answer

714
00:44:29.119 --> 00:44:35.320
was Mormon. The great answer was
Mormon, the worst host of a trivia

715
00:44:35.440 --> 00:44:38.800
patronizing Yeah, but they're gonna they're
gonna sing songs about how much it hurts

716
00:44:38.920 --> 00:44:44.199
lie. It's a very Matthew Perry
style delivery. The correct answer is so

717
00:44:44.400 --> 00:44:47.280
and so. Yes, we would
have accepted so and so sarcastic. Yeah,

718
00:44:49.440 --> 00:44:52.800
you look up upon me and know
me. OHI God, hello,

719
00:44:53.000 --> 00:44:58.760
Sason, it's been a long time. What brims you here? Do you

720
00:44:58.840 --> 00:45:04.159
wish to mount your wh No?
I have a problem and I need your

721
00:45:04.199 --> 00:45:07.280
advice. You want to rule more
than hell. You want to destroy you.

722
00:45:08.199 --> 00:45:12.519
No, it's kind of a long
story, but well, it all

723
00:45:12.639 --> 00:45:15.800
started when this Iraqi dictator, Saddam
Hussein was killed by a pack of wild

724
00:45:15.880 --> 00:45:20.519
boars. I remember when I first
met him in Hell. It was a

725
00:45:20.639 --> 00:45:23.880
lovely morning in April. Cartman saying
that God says everyone has to give me

726
00:45:23.920 --> 00:45:28.639
one dollar. There's where standing,
Kyle go h. I remember at being

727
00:45:28.679 --> 00:45:31.159
part of the part of the plan. But this is where God's is set

728
00:45:31.199 --> 00:45:34.719
in your one a little bit and
you've become dependent on relationships, trying to

729
00:45:34.719 --> 00:45:37.800
spend some time alone so you can
find balanced middle ground. Because he's a

730
00:45:37.840 --> 00:45:42.440
Buddhist, because I do like that
God. Things like that cool dude who's

731
00:45:42.760 --> 00:45:45.480
seen a few things, and you
look, Hey, he's that old guy

732
00:45:45.559 --> 00:45:50.960
who gives the young people advice in
a sitcom. Yeah, hey saying I

733
00:45:51.039 --> 00:45:53.559
got all the right answers here,
but I've seen a few things. Yeah,

734
00:45:53.840 --> 00:45:57.280
maybe try this. It was meant
to be one of those characters in

735
00:45:57.400 --> 00:45:59.880
Friends, Oh for real? Yeah, it was it going to be.

736
00:46:00.599 --> 00:46:02.480
I'm not too sure who was going
to be. They even had a name

737
00:46:02.480 --> 00:46:05.960
for him, everything, like he
was going to be they go to him

738
00:46:06.000 --> 00:46:08.079
for advice. Yeah, because glad
they fucking didn't. Oh god. Yeah.

739
00:46:08.280 --> 00:46:10.519
Well, people watching Beverly Hills nine
No. Two, and I was

740
00:46:10.599 --> 00:46:14.239
like, we all love Bluke Perry, none of us love what's his name?

741
00:46:14.719 --> 00:46:16.880
Who ran the peach Pit? I
was three when it was on TV.

742
00:46:16.960 --> 00:46:20.000
Mates, did you ever watched Beverly
Hills No TI? I was like

743
00:46:20.159 --> 00:46:23.199
five, But you never could up
with lead such a kol ship. I

744
00:46:23.239 --> 00:46:27.679
remember being on. But when did
it rune? What? Early nineties to

745
00:46:27.880 --> 00:46:30.840
late nineties? Wasn't it overly long
show? Was it? Beverly? He

746
00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:32.920
ran for maybe for like five or
six years? Nine two one oak?

747
00:46:32.960 --> 00:46:36.079
Did they revive it or something?
They did? And it was terrible?

748
00:46:36.119 --> 00:46:37.840
It was terrible. Yeah, Beverly
Hills nine two. When I read ten

749
00:46:37.960 --> 00:46:44.840
seasons from got the fuck out it
ran from they went till two thousand oh

750
00:46:44.960 --> 00:46:49.360
for real, really from nineteen ninety
to two thousand, ten years I didn't.

751
00:46:49.880 --> 00:46:52.039
I don't remember. I would have
been old enough to probably I would

752
00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:53.960
have been twelve. It's probably still
to watch nineteen one. No, but

753
00:46:54.039 --> 00:46:57.400
still I should have been old enough
to real least remember it. I don't

754
00:46:57.400 --> 00:47:00.360
remember him being on. But anyway, they had their plate. They had

755
00:47:00.360 --> 00:47:02.239
their version of Central Perk, the
peach Pit. They like, fifty is

756
00:47:02.320 --> 00:47:06.159
dying everywhere does yeah the peach Pit, okay, and it was run by

757
00:47:06.360 --> 00:47:10.519
some powered middle aged dude who they
weren't necessarily the future is now man.

758
00:47:10.679 --> 00:47:15.639
Sorry, I love doing that clip
the other day, just so we can

759
00:47:15.719 --> 00:47:19.639
sort of splice it in. I
want to su splice it into an episode,

760
00:47:19.960 --> 00:47:23.480
and again only when I make just
stupid as comments even the poweredges had.

761
00:47:23.519 --> 00:47:27.880
When they had it was in Angel
Grove. It was like a bar,

762
00:47:28.079 --> 00:47:29.960
and Ernie was the guy behind the
bar who was like, hey,

763
00:47:30.199 --> 00:47:35.800
Ernie, he's like the adult.
Yeah. It kind of like Chef in

764
00:47:35.920 --> 00:47:37.559
South Park. Yeah, very much. That you've got to have. Yeah,

765
00:47:37.800 --> 00:47:42.679
the older character that the kids,
Uh, we don't know everything,

766
00:47:42.760 --> 00:47:45.039
but maybe you can help us out. Oh, Wow, old people are

767
00:47:45.320 --> 00:47:47.559
Aren't they bad? After all?
Ok? Yeah, I'm glad that Friends

768
00:47:47.599 --> 00:47:52.000
didn't have that. I know they
did it in nine o two one.

769
00:47:52.400 --> 00:47:53.800
No, No, we're just talking
about that. Two guys are going to

770
00:47:53.840 --> 00:47:59.519
pizza place and they had David Hyde
Peers from Mash and Oden Steech Steer.

771
00:47:59.599 --> 00:48:00.960
What did I say having hype here? Sorry, he's free? Yes,

772
00:48:01.880 --> 00:48:04.960
and he was, and he was
very, very good. But they got

773
00:48:05.039 --> 00:48:07.039
rid of much of the first season
because I was just like, it seemed

774
00:48:07.079 --> 00:48:12.079
like a good idea at first,
but it's kind of run its course.

775
00:48:12.239 --> 00:48:15.360
Yeah, two guys going to pizza
players As a series, I want to

776
00:48:15.360 --> 00:48:17.719
revisit because I loved it as a
kid. First was what gave the world

777
00:48:19.079 --> 00:48:22.159
birth Ryan Reynlds career. Really it
did, indeed, and Pete was poor

778
00:48:22.239 --> 00:48:25.199
Man projector. Yeah, we've talked
about it, Richard R. Where are

779
00:48:25.199 --> 00:48:29.320
you now? Brother? And the
girl went to I would hope that,

780
00:48:30.079 --> 00:48:32.000
I'm sure I said the last time
we talked about it. Hopefully Ryan slipped

781
00:48:32.039 --> 00:48:36.039
him like a few shares of aviation
gin or something like that. He definitely

782
00:48:36.039 --> 00:48:39.639
would look after him. Yeah,
it's the Hanks Scolari thing. I'm sure

783
00:48:39.719 --> 00:48:43.599
Ryan Redls make sure that he doesn't
have to work over again. That would

784
00:48:43.599 --> 00:48:45.239
be nice. And that was the
case because without him, there is no

785
00:48:45.360 --> 00:48:49.639
Rhyan RELs. Because he was he
set up all these jokes very much.

786
00:48:49.719 --> 00:48:52.599
It was the perfect It was the
perfect one two punch. I'm always curious

787
00:48:52.639 --> 00:48:57.760
about things like that, if you've
got a coaster or a sibling or some

788
00:48:57.960 --> 00:49:01.159
relationship where someone just rockets into the
stratus fit and you're just kind of like,

789
00:49:02.079 --> 00:49:07.199
I guess I can make rent this
man, whether they hey, Ryan,

790
00:49:07.239 --> 00:49:12.159
how are you yeah? Long time? Whether you would feel like you

791
00:49:12.280 --> 00:49:16.320
owe me or I don't know,
I mean, or whether you would have

792
00:49:16.440 --> 00:49:19.800
enough pride to sort of go,
well, it looks like I'm just gonna

793
00:49:19.800 --> 00:49:22.719
go sell cars or real estate or
something like that. And this person marries

794
00:49:22.760 --> 00:49:25.559
Blake Lively and you know, has
warm money. He is walking on in

795
00:49:25.639 --> 00:49:31.239
heaven. Oh my goodness. I'm
kind of over their relationship though, It's

796
00:49:31.280 --> 00:49:35.119
like, we get it. You
make jokes at each other's expands. Can

797
00:49:35.159 --> 00:49:39.320
we move on? Yeah? So
who this podcast I was listening to the

798
00:49:39.360 --> 00:49:43.039
other day was talking about, you
know, David Letterman does that show for

799
00:49:43.119 --> 00:49:45.719
Netflix where it's like my next guest
is and he had Ryan Reynolds on and

800
00:49:45.760 --> 00:49:50.480
apparently okay, apparently Ryan Rens was
talking about or he alluded to, Yeah,

801
00:49:50.719 --> 00:49:52.960
I know I come across as a
bit of a smarmy guy and always

802
00:49:52.000 --> 00:49:54.320
making wires cracks and all that.
I do that as kind of a defense

803
00:49:54.400 --> 00:49:59.360
mechanism. You know, there's shammer. Yeah, essentially, he's like a

804
00:49:59.400 --> 00:50:01.639
real life chair. Yeah, and
let Theman sort of didn't really delve into

805
00:50:01.679 --> 00:50:04.920
that. It's like it'd be kind
of interesting to know. I was gonna

806
00:50:04.920 --> 00:50:07.480
say, I want to hear why
he behaves this way. Yeah, I

807
00:50:07.519 --> 00:50:09.360
mean I think he's talked about not
I think. I don't think Letterman is

808
00:50:09.440 --> 00:50:13.840
very good on that show. I
was so disappointed with it. I only

809
00:50:13.840 --> 00:50:15.639
watched like one or two epsodes I
watch the three perisdes and I was like,

810
00:50:15.199 --> 00:50:19.440
you're not the Letterman that you once
were. No, this used to

811
00:50:19.480 --> 00:50:21.880
be a smart ass and used to
sort of push the buttons. Now you're

812
00:50:21.920 --> 00:50:24.199
just being the nice guy. Yeah, this is like it's almost like Letterman's

813
00:50:24.400 --> 00:50:27.719
It feels like I'm just so glad
you hear, thanks for being here.

814
00:50:27.760 --> 00:50:30.480
It's like No, No was like
Jay Lennar, they used to have they

815
00:50:30.559 --> 00:50:32.079
used to want to be on your
show. Now you're thankful that they're coming

816
00:50:32.119 --> 00:50:36.000
on your show, Like this isn't
what made you Letterman, Like I said

817
00:50:36.000 --> 00:50:37.559
it, it feels more like Jay
Lennar. All do respect to Jay Lenard,

818
00:50:37.559 --> 00:50:39.960
but it feels more user friendly and
aything like that doesn't help. He's

819
00:50:39.960 --> 00:50:51.000
going Sarah, Yeah, I got
a lot of classic guys like Leonard or

820
00:50:51.599 --> 00:50:53.280
Leno was once in the wrestling Do
you remember that. I remember in the

821
00:50:53.400 --> 00:50:58.119
late nineties, Yeah, for for
w c W when they were still around,

822
00:50:58.519 --> 00:51:00.480
and you watched it and you're like, what fuck? I mentioned the

823
00:51:00.519 --> 00:51:06.519
oscars earlier. You might want to
check this out afterwards. Check this out.

824
00:51:06.639 --> 00:51:12.360
Check jam Master Jay. What a
song. We'll get to the end

825
00:51:12.400 --> 00:51:16.000
of going down to sounds like eventually, but we're happen talking about other stuff.

826
00:51:17.199 --> 00:51:21.679
John c Senna Sena, John Cena, John Cena, He's one of

827
00:51:21.679 --> 00:51:23.880
the biggest stars in the world.
One moment pronouncing his surname, comes out

828
00:51:23.880 --> 00:51:28.039
to pronounce costuming and he's like butt
naked and he's got the envelope in front

829
00:51:28.039 --> 00:51:32.199
of his junk and apparently he was
like legitimately naked. Really, I'm getting

830
00:51:32.280 --> 00:51:36.360
more and more I mean, I
think everyone's got time for john sena these

831
00:51:36.440 --> 00:51:42.559
days. Yeah, but he's got
he's got really good comic timing, you

832
00:51:42.599 --> 00:51:45.360
know. Yeah, he's much funnier
than The Rock really is. But I've

833
00:51:45.480 --> 00:51:49.400
noticed that the Rock is really steering
at the heel turn now as well.

834
00:51:49.480 --> 00:51:51.920
Look at all backfired. He was
meant to come back as a baby face.

835
00:51:52.039 --> 00:51:52.679
Noah, fans right, no,
we don't want the Rock, and

836
00:51:52.719 --> 00:51:54.719
he's like, we'll be a heel
then. Yeah, I'm seeing all these

837
00:51:54.719 --> 00:51:58.880
clips where he's talking, he's dropping
f bombs and his like what's on social

838
00:51:58.920 --> 00:52:04.480
media? Yeah, yeah, just
talking about sayings like half is the way

839
00:52:04.559 --> 00:52:06.559
you can fuck? Yeah. I
was like, man, that's not even

840
00:52:06.559 --> 00:52:08.639
a great line. That kind of
sucks. Wrestling fans are just like,

841
00:52:08.760 --> 00:52:12.920
oh, it's the greatest. I
was like, cool, Well if he

842
00:52:12.960 --> 00:52:15.559
can if he can do that in
movies again, I mean, if I'm

843
00:52:15.599 --> 00:52:19.239
not exactly looking forward to the Last
Bars and the Furious movie, but if

844
00:52:19.280 --> 00:52:22.360
he comes back as Hobbs in a
real you know, like he ways wasn't

845
00:52:22.400 --> 00:52:23.800
fast far, that'd be great.
He needs to not be a I think

846
00:52:23.840 --> 00:52:29.039
I'm too cool for school here.
Does just be a fucking prick yeah.

847
00:52:29.039 --> 00:52:34.360
I mean you you're a big dude
with that confident slash arrogance that we talked

848
00:52:34.360 --> 00:52:37.599
about earlier. Don't try and be
funny and it just be a person.

849
00:52:37.639 --> 00:52:42.719
Don't be like a cool dad who's
like, you're god a sucker team and

850
00:52:42.719 --> 00:52:45.039
I'm gonna whip you in a sheep
like a seal team. Unit's like,

851
00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:51.639
no, no, that's that's that's
fucked. That's how I would say that

852
00:52:51.840 --> 00:52:54.320
to Dwayne if I'm no, man, that's fucked. That's fucked man.

853
00:52:55.440 --> 00:52:58.840
Speaking of Ossie. So it sounds
like it seems like an Aussie thing.

854
00:52:58.880 --> 00:53:02.280
That's fucked, man, But the
it's one of the great odds get fucked.

855
00:53:04.360 --> 00:53:06.800
That's a great. Nicola pissed herself
and she was like, that's my

856
00:53:06.880 --> 00:53:08.559
Australian thing, Evan, I love
it. In the castle when the guy

857
00:53:08.599 --> 00:53:15.400
comes to threatening and he goes,
fuck off your clowns, anyone was like,

858
00:53:15.480 --> 00:53:20.599
funk off your clown And then in
the courm funk off, dickhead.

859
00:53:23.159 --> 00:53:28.320
Love it. Funk off your clown
clown's the best. Someone fun off your

860
00:53:28.360 --> 00:53:36.480
clown clown. Laughed so hard when
he said that. But Cartlin's now rolling

861
00:53:36.480 --> 00:53:38.840
around in money. He's very much. Just enjoying life. Now everyone bought

862
00:53:38.840 --> 00:53:42.800
the life my body. I cut
my ten million dollars and he says,

863
00:53:42.800 --> 00:53:45.239
I didn't explain this concept, you
guy, because wouldn't understand nil you have

864
00:53:45.440 --> 00:53:49.159
you saw the cash flow, and
they're so disillusioned by everything now I can't

865
00:53:49.199 --> 00:53:52.840
believe it. So I'm and Chris
and now still killing each other. Satan

866
00:53:52.920 --> 00:53:54.679
arrives and says he doesn't want to
be with either of them. Gos,

867
00:53:54.880 --> 00:54:00.840
goys, gos. Look, you
both can stop fighting now. I've made

868
00:54:00.840 --> 00:54:05.519
a decision. You have. Yes, I don't want to be with either

869
00:54:05.599 --> 00:54:08.400
one of you. What so,
Dom you're an asshole and you'll never be

870
00:54:08.519 --> 00:54:13.239
the friend that I want. And
Chris, well, you're a pussy and

871
00:54:13.360 --> 00:54:15.559
you'll never be the lover I want. So I'm just gonna be alone for

872
00:54:15.639 --> 00:54:21.719
a while and learn to like myself. See, can we go for a

873
00:54:21.760 --> 00:54:23.719
walk in the park. No,
I'm not going on a walk. You're

874
00:54:23.760 --> 00:54:27.840
a pussy, Chris, and you
drive me crazy. Go away? Fine

875
00:54:28.280 --> 00:54:31.039
now you can't leave me, Satan. I don't like you. I love

876
00:54:31.119 --> 00:54:36.559
that Chris has defaulted, Like can
we take a walk? It's like his

877
00:54:36.800 --> 00:54:39.800
power move. Yes, he can
control the situation. Yeah. Do you

878
00:54:39.840 --> 00:54:44.000
think he's that's sort of how he's
got through life, is manipulating with the

879
00:54:44.079 --> 00:54:47.000
mind, Yeah, playing on everyone's
best nature. Yeah, I think so.

880
00:54:49.000 --> 00:54:52.239
Do you think Saton ever actually liked
Chris? I think you like what

881
00:54:52.320 --> 00:54:55.400
Chris represented stability. He wanted that
he needs to learned. Now that's not

882
00:54:55.519 --> 00:54:58.679
what he wants or needs it.
Oh, he wants it, but he

883
00:54:58.760 --> 00:55:00.960
wants it in a four that's just
all want to getting pounted. Not one

884
00:55:01.320 --> 00:55:06.559
percent vanilla, yes, low fat
vanilla. So sister, and then arrives

885
00:55:06.599 --> 00:55:08.440
to Cartman's church and she's got Jesus
with her this time. He says,

886
00:55:08.480 --> 00:55:12.280
God wants you spending life being good
to others, and the kids on decide,

887
00:55:12.320 --> 00:55:13.960
Yeah, let's go do that.
Let's go help other people, and

888
00:55:14.559 --> 00:55:17.719
let's teach to me to ice skate. Yes exactly. And Jesus teaches cut

889
00:55:17.800 --> 00:55:21.920
in the lesson by sending him to
Mexico to learn about his sins, and

890
00:55:22.000 --> 00:55:24.800
Kenny's there as well. Then Saddam
approaches Satan at the park and he sends

891
00:55:24.800 --> 00:55:30.000
Addam to heaven. Heaven, Yes, And I thought that was a nice

892
00:55:30.519 --> 00:55:32.239
It's a nice bit of poetic justice. Yes, sidam is going to spend

893
00:55:32.239 --> 00:55:37.360
the eternity in heaven and be unhappy
about it, where they put on plays

894
00:55:37.400 --> 00:55:39.320
about how line makes you feel bad
inside, and they make things out of

895
00:55:39.400 --> 00:55:45.280
egg cup and a play about how
much dealing hurts you deep inside. It

896
00:55:45.400 --> 00:55:46.519
was always the worst. I don't
know if you had this at your school,

897
00:55:46.559 --> 00:55:50.199
when you know you'd have the theater
troops show up. Oh god.

898
00:55:50.800 --> 00:55:52.800
So we went to Pack Ofest We
mentioned a couple of weeks ago in the

899
00:55:52.840 --> 00:55:54.239
podcast, right, and there were
these kids. They would have been about

900
00:55:54.239 --> 00:55:57.679
twelve, and Noe was singing,
We're off to see the Wizard, the

901
00:55:57.760 --> 00:56:00.159
Wonderful Wizard of Ours. And there's
this one kid then, I honestly like

902
00:56:00.440 --> 00:56:02.599
he was the kid from Step Brothers
in the backseat of the card, the

903
00:56:02.599 --> 00:56:07.079
one who sings yeah. I was
like, I just want to fucking punch

904
00:56:07.159 --> 00:56:09.480
you. It's really into it.
But it's almost like he's a triple threat.

905
00:56:10.840 --> 00:56:14.199
Literally, he was that kid.
He was just like rough does he

906
00:56:14.360 --> 00:56:16.679
the wizard in a big smiling and
I'm just like, stop trying to impress

907
00:56:16.760 --> 00:56:21.519
your teacher who's next to you.
Just fucking be a kid. I feel

908
00:56:21.559 --> 00:56:23.800
like kids acting that way. It's
it's too much. What I was talking

909
00:56:23.840 --> 00:56:27.079
about, though, is that you'd
get a theater trip that would come to

910
00:56:27.079 --> 00:56:30.280
your school occasionally, usually like okay, yeah, the one's trying to Yeah,

911
00:56:30.199 --> 00:56:37.199
first year out of not even either. Did you when you mentioned john

912
00:56:37.239 --> 00:56:38.599
Cena, did you mean at the
Oscars? Yeah? Okay, I thought

913
00:56:38.719 --> 00:56:43.199
because he's in a movie he did
that, didn't he built like that?

914
00:56:43.239 --> 00:56:46.280
You'd just about I think just came
up. The clip just came up on

915
00:56:46.360 --> 00:56:49.840
my Twitter feed of johnsona walking out
with the car, and I was like,

916
00:56:50.039 --> 00:56:52.320
is he were you talk about a
movie that he's copying this from?

917
00:56:52.400 --> 00:56:55.719
Or this is he actually knew behind
that? Yeah? And then when the

918
00:56:55.800 --> 00:56:58.559
lights go down, you see a
whole lot of people come up and they

919
00:56:58.679 --> 00:57:00.960
sort of throw some clothes on him. Wow apparently yeah, he's like butt

920
00:57:01.079 --> 00:57:06.719
naked or if he's wearing a flesh
flesh colored thong or something. It's incredible

921
00:57:07.079 --> 00:57:08.639
cap on us something right, because
what happens if that falls down? His

922
00:57:08.719 --> 00:57:15.119
dick just goes out and big trouble. Would they not imagine? So goodbye

923
00:57:15.239 --> 00:57:17.400
forever, sir dom. What are
you talking about? You can kill me?

924
00:57:17.440 --> 00:57:21.559
But how you back tomorrow? Not
this time? I asked a favor

925
00:57:21.599 --> 00:57:30.559
of an old friend of mine to
let you win a good place. Hello

926
00:57:30.719 --> 00:57:34.000
and welcome. We're glad you made
it, brother, Annie Is. We're

927
00:57:34.239 --> 00:57:37.920
just about to do a play about
how much stealing hurts you deep inside.

928
00:57:37.039 --> 00:57:44.000
Come join us. Yes, you're
here forever. But then that is the

929
00:57:44.159 --> 00:57:46.519
end of the episode. So that
is, yeah, a good conclusion to

930
00:57:46.679 --> 00:57:49.679
what I said up in the previous
episode. I thought, yeah, it

931
00:57:49.920 --> 00:57:52.679
was. Everything got wrapped up very
very nicely in a nice neat boo.

932
00:57:52.960 --> 00:57:58.400
Yeah, Cartman was thwarted, but
not in such a way that he'll he's

933
00:57:58.440 --> 00:58:01.039
going to keep coming with. Yeah. It's the perfect character of this kind

934
00:58:01.039 --> 00:58:05.079
of situation now. Yeah. Yeah, But I'm a good sort of one

935
00:58:05.159 --> 00:58:07.519
out in the end, Yeah,
yeah, I was. I was very

936
00:58:07.559 --> 00:58:10.239
happy with how everything was resolved,
because it's good that Satan never didn't pick

937
00:58:10.280 --> 00:58:13.840
either side in the end. He
chose himself. He did. Yes,

938
00:58:14.679 --> 00:58:19.840
hell yeah, delivery for you all
right. So, as I mentioned earlier

939
00:58:19.840 --> 00:58:22.599
in the podcast, we asked the
patient for some South Park questions. So

940
00:58:22.719 --> 00:58:25.039
Andrew JP of course it's the first
one is stet one through man thoughts on

941
00:58:25.039 --> 00:58:28.880
the structure of the new Paramount South
Park. While the specials are brilliant,

942
00:58:28.880 --> 00:58:31.079
the regular seasons are way too short. Now, I completely agree six episodes

943
00:58:31.159 --> 00:58:35.079
is not enough to be deemed a
season. That is correct. I mean

944
00:58:35.280 --> 00:58:37.800
I get it with like that.
That's fine for the English, yes,

945
00:58:38.000 --> 00:58:42.440
and you know you get Netflix limited
series and things like that, but it's

946
00:58:42.440 --> 00:58:45.159
a limited series. But at South
Park you need to be you need to

947
00:58:45.199 --> 00:58:46.840
be at least ten episodes, if
not more. You can't. Six episodes

948
00:58:46.920 --> 00:58:50.519
is not a season in my opinion. No, it's a it's a mini

949
00:58:50.639 --> 00:58:53.199
series or a limited season. Maybe
they need to stop doing these specials.

950
00:58:53.320 --> 00:58:55.880
Maybe the specials are doing better numbers
than the actual episodes. Now that's a

951
00:58:55.920 --> 00:59:00.239
good point. Yeah, I might
be thinking, oh, we really want

952
00:59:00.280 --> 00:59:05.559
to drill down on this particular issue, yeah, rather than do you know,

953
00:59:06.519 --> 00:59:09.760
overriding yeah, season long arcs or
something. I wonder if the specials

954
00:59:09.960 --> 00:59:13.400
are to focused now and they're just
doing episodes, because it's almost like to

955
00:59:13.440 --> 00:59:15.559
meet a quota where the episode is
sort of long. I don't know,

956
00:59:15.599 --> 00:59:19.360
but I thought the latest season was
very, very good. Next question here,

957
00:59:19.480 --> 00:59:22.400
James Daniel thoughts, I'm doing a
special episode on the World of Warcraft

958
00:59:22.480 --> 00:59:24.559
episode it's so iconic but it's not
until season ten, and just Swan says

959
00:59:24.719 --> 00:59:27.639
they're not gamers, so they probably
won't enjoy it, and I was like,

960
00:59:28.440 --> 00:59:30.639
I'm enough of a gamer. I
played well when I was in high

961
00:59:30.639 --> 00:59:32.519
school, not as much as the
hardcore wour players, but I had friends

962
00:59:32.519 --> 00:59:36.400
who used to just like live in
their underwear and yell not bring the correct

963
00:59:36.400 --> 00:59:37.800
suit. I would never forget that. I was at my friend's place.

964
00:59:37.840 --> 00:59:39.719
You're sitting there in his unders right, It's Saturday afternoon, lights are turned

965
00:59:39.760 --> 00:59:42.400
down, he's playing a game.
I was sort of sit on the bed,

966
00:59:42.440 --> 00:59:45.480
John, we can do some shots. Go home, and he's like,

967
00:59:45.960 --> 00:59:47.719
mom, just where's my sandwich?
And his mom, I won't say

968
00:59:47.719 --> 00:59:51.199
her name, brings in this sandwich
and it was cheese sandwich, and he

969
00:59:51.239 --> 00:59:53.639
goes he knocked off the table and
he goes, what the fuck is wrong

970
00:59:53.639 --> 00:59:58.800
with you don't have fucking cheese.
I was like, I'm gonna leave now.

971
00:59:59.320 --> 01:00:02.320
Oh my good? Was he later
killed by his mother when he played

972
01:00:02.400 --> 01:00:05.719
Wow. He was just like,
no, his mother's allowed to happen.

973
01:00:05.760 --> 01:00:08.679
I was like, this is fucking
crazy. It's terrible. I had so

974
01:00:08.800 --> 01:00:12.760
many only so many people who just
became different people when they played wows like

975
01:00:12.760 --> 01:00:16.760
they were just in the zone.
It was bizarre. It's terrible, shocking

976
01:00:16.800 --> 01:00:20.320
person. But I do want to
visit the World Walk because I remember it

977
01:00:20.400 --> 01:00:22.360
was huge when I was in high
school. I would be happy to do

978
01:00:22.400 --> 01:00:24.440
it, even though I'm not a
World Award craft aficionado. I don't know

979
01:00:24.519 --> 01:00:28.400
about the Horde or what the other
thing is. Are you right, Jenkins?

980
01:00:28.440 --> 01:00:30.719
You make about eat the Weird?
No idea what that is? James

981
01:00:30.760 --> 01:00:35.480
sound a prety racist, James,
Baby. Given that this episode we spent

982
01:00:35.559 --> 01:00:37.159
a lot of time in hell,
what do you think your own personal hell

983
01:00:37.199 --> 01:00:42.159
would look like? And would Saddam
be happy there? My own personal hell?

984
01:00:42.639 --> 01:00:46.159
It would be filled with Collingwood supporters
before he starting again soon? Yes,

985
01:00:46.519 --> 01:00:50.440
so I started again on the weekend. Yeah, yeah, so it

986
01:00:50.480 --> 01:00:53.199
would be filled with well, the
Blues getting absolutely thrashed. And then they

987
01:00:53.239 --> 01:00:57.199
came back Carlton were losing by forty
six points of Brisbane and beat them.

988
01:00:57.360 --> 01:01:01.159
Holy moldylu had it on. It's
like, oh Jesus turned this shit off.

989
01:01:01.199 --> 01:01:07.880
Blues getting pants get pounded like fourteen
bottles of vegetable oil. Shock it.

990
01:01:07.840 --> 01:01:13.760
And then later on soare on Twitter
It's like Carlton fans. Carlton fans

991
01:01:13.840 --> 01:01:15.880
be like eh, like, wait
a minute, they what they won?

992
01:01:16.039 --> 01:01:27.079
The fuck? Alrighty, So next
final question here comes from t Lea Enriquez.

993
01:01:27.639 --> 01:01:29.360
Or but he has a question though, did we would be in our

994
01:01:29.360 --> 01:01:34.599
own personal house? Oh this may
sound like not that bad at all,

995
01:01:35.360 --> 01:01:37.159
but if you've ever been in a
situation like this when you and you think,

996
01:01:37.199 --> 01:01:40.519
oh, I can't wait for this
to change, then imagine it for

997
01:01:40.559 --> 01:01:45.599
all eternity, where your clothes are
like two size is too small and the

998
01:01:45.679 --> 01:01:51.400
temperature is always like five degrees too
much. Mine would be and that's fraternity.

999
01:01:51.559 --> 01:01:53.679
Mine would be stuck in peak hour
traffic for fraternity, Oh my god,

1000
01:01:54.360 --> 01:02:00.480
with the conditioner not working. No, no radio, no condition a.

1001
01:02:00.559 --> 01:02:07.320
Pickout traffic yet, pick the work. Final question here Tullia Enriquez,

1002
01:02:07.599 --> 01:02:09.960
what would your version of eternity with
Mormons be like? No? No,

1003
01:02:10.440 --> 01:02:14.800
would your version of eternity with Mormons
be like the one sad dam experiences.

1004
01:02:15.079 --> 01:02:16.960
Don't really know any Mormons. I've
gone my whole life trying to avoid them,

1005
01:02:17.000 --> 01:02:20.239
he said. Knock those Jravis witnessed
knock on the door, didn't they?

1006
01:02:21.000 --> 01:02:23.400
People of various stripes saying, I
mean, I guess you probably had

1007
01:02:24.079 --> 01:02:29.400
J Dubbs and Mormons coming to the
door. My line was always, well,

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not always, but the best response
I had was when someone knocked on

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the door and I said, look, I'm feeling pretty secure in my belief

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system right now, but hey,
good luck with it. Yeah. They

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were like, yeah, okay,
but I think I might have actually I

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might have actually given them the point
like that, but hey, good luck.

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I remember one time that I can't
remember what religion it was, but

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they put their foot in the door
when I tried to close it. Oh,

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I remember you're saying, yeah,
not good. You better help they

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get disability. I'm taking about the
fuck with me, and that is our

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mailbab here four probably don't forget guys. Next week here, I'm going down

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the south like we shall be reviewing
fourth grade. So I'm excited for that

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one. Thank you to everybody who
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or iTunes if you haven't yet done
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Signfowl or King of the Hill or
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this month? We did Crazy Stupid
Love. Next month is going to be

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slash fourth Finger discount. But for
nows Davis, any final words for those

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amazing listeners out there, Dan,
Let's go make things out of egg cuts.