WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:05.639 Earlier this morning on the show, the actual radio show, we said, 2 00:00:05.679 --> 00:00:08.919 Okay, we're going to talk about size queens. And when we actually title 3 00:00:08.960 --> 00:00:13.279 this episode size Queen, because we're going to talk about whether size is really 4 00:00:13.400 --> 00:00:16.239 a factor or not. Was that what we decided, Jenny, that we're 5 00:00:16.239 --> 00:00:18.640 going to talk about? We did? I mean, for the most part, 6 00:00:18.679 --> 00:00:22.079 we just were talking about people. We were talking about Pete Davidson being 7 00:00:22.120 --> 00:00:28.719 hunger and whether it mattered or not. Okay, And so we said, 8 00:00:28.839 --> 00:00:34.159 if you have any thoughts on sizes and size queen, then this is probably 9 00:00:34.159 --> 00:00:36.840 not the most family friendly episode, but we'll see. We'll see what we 10 00:00:36.880 --> 00:00:39.679 get. We do have an email and it says, I don't think this 11 00:00:39.759 --> 00:00:43.119 email has my real name on it, but don't call don't say my real 12 00:00:43.200 --> 00:00:47.759 name, call me Mauve. Okay, Mauv. I'm a polyamorous, kinky 13 00:00:47.960 --> 00:00:52.079 switchet. I know what polyamorous, I know what kinky means. But what 14 00:00:52.159 --> 00:00:56.079 is a switch? Switch means you can either be submissive or dominant? Oh 15 00:00:56.159 --> 00:00:59.399 okay, And I can't believe this is the first email I'm ever sending to 16 00:00:59.439 --> 00:01:02.920 the Dave Ryan. I've listened since I was a nerdy music theater kid in 17 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:07.239 high school. I love all of you anyway about penises. Yeah, I'll 18 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:14.040 hear it. Does size matter? Now I'm reading her email, so you 19 00:01:14.120 --> 00:01:18.599 can't get offended because we ask for this. All cocks are valid. I 20 00:01:18.640 --> 00:01:22.159 love the ball that being said. A well endowed man who knows what he's 21 00:01:22.200 --> 00:01:26.319 doing is a gift to women. I've had a lot of partners. One 22 00:01:26.319 --> 00:01:29.280 of the men I see regularly is so big I can hardly get my mouth 23 00:01:29.319 --> 00:01:33.079 around it when he's fully hard, and I got a big mouth laugh emoji. 24 00:01:33.680 --> 00:01:36.599 He starts slowly and does plenty of four plays, so I'm ready for 25 00:01:36.719 --> 00:01:42.200 him every time. The first moment of penetration feels so fucking good, and 26 00:01:42.239 --> 00:01:45.159 I can feel my body opening. And then she gets a little bit more 27 00:01:45.200 --> 00:01:49.120 than I'm even more comfortable with. We will do it for an hour, 28 00:01:49.480 --> 00:01:53.680 and I enjoy it so many times I am blissfully exhausted. We'll take a 29 00:01:53.680 --> 00:01:57.719 break and go back again. Wow. I have not had that same experience 30 00:01:57.799 --> 00:02:01.239 with smaller men. Even when the guy knew what he was doing, it 31 00:02:01.319 --> 00:02:05.400 still feels good. I still enjoy it and I still love it. And 32 00:02:05.439 --> 00:02:10.199 then she goes on with I think she really enjoys being very outwardly expressive, 33 00:02:10.879 --> 00:02:15.719 which I'm not completely comfortable with in this context. You know what I mean? 34 00:02:15.759 --> 00:02:17.360 And we get you know, we can talk dirty er on the Minnesota 35 00:02:17.360 --> 00:02:21.599 Goodbye, but I don't really feel comfortable. Sounded like a you know, 36 00:02:21.800 --> 00:02:25.759 like a porn movie, you know what I mean. I will also acknowledge 37 00:02:25.800 --> 00:02:30.560 that some women have issues and reasons for not being able to enjoy or handle 38 00:02:30.639 --> 00:02:35.599 large men, and some or many men that are large have no idea what 39 00:02:35.599 --> 00:02:38.919 they're doing with it, and they think they can just do whatever and it 40 00:02:38.960 --> 00:02:42.520 feels good. I did that in the back of my car with a twenty 41 00:02:42.599 --> 00:02:47.599 something that had no idea what to do with his Yeah. Side note story 42 00:02:47.759 --> 00:02:52.599 question. One of my other partners is average size. He always wants me 43 00:02:52.680 --> 00:02:55.080 to talk about how much bigger he is than other partners while we're doing it. 44 00:02:55.360 --> 00:02:59.280 Okay, sweet, I can exaggerate a little and stroke his ego, 45 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:02.919 and then he asks if I mean it, and I feel so conflicted continuing 46 00:03:02.960 --> 00:03:07.599 the lie. It kills the mood for me. Help. I think that's 47 00:03:07.599 --> 00:03:09.240 silly that a guy needs to be told, oh, look how big you 48 00:03:09.280 --> 00:03:14.280 are? Yeah, that, and like being consistently told while you're doing it, 49 00:03:14.439 --> 00:03:17.199 and he probably knows that you don't mean it if he's asking you shit 50 00:03:17.879 --> 00:03:24.919 like do you mean it? Yeah, I think that every guy wonders unless 51 00:03:24.919 --> 00:03:30.759 he knows. Every guy wonders whether he is built adequately enough. And I 52 00:03:30.759 --> 00:03:35.039 have heard that this that it is a it's a might be a visual turn 53 00:03:35.120 --> 00:03:40.479 on if it's the size of a Stanley thermos. But it's a visual turn 54 00:03:40.520 --> 00:03:44.879 on. You don't really want that because that's like, you know, it's 55 00:03:44.919 --> 00:03:46.639 more like what you do with it, you know what I mean? I 56 00:03:46.639 --> 00:03:50.800 guess, Yeah, it's the motion in the ocean. Isn't that what they 57 00:03:50.840 --> 00:03:54.120 say? It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the 58 00:03:54.159 --> 00:03:59.759 ocean. What about like a roll of a roll of life Savers? Is 59 00:03:59.759 --> 00:04:02.159 that too small? I'm asking for a friend, asking for a friend. 60 00:04:02.400 --> 00:04:08.319 I think that if that person a roll of Lifesavers is you know, they 61 00:04:08.439 --> 00:04:14.080 use other things that they have, like the sporks, because I sometimes bring 62 00:04:14.120 --> 00:04:19.439 a sport. Definitely not maybe only a spoon time utensils, the spork on 63 00:04:19.519 --> 00:04:25.720 my nightstand. No, that's not going to work. But yeah, I 64 00:04:25.759 --> 00:04:29.240 don't know. I mean, give you that sport, give you that lifesavers. 65 00:04:29.240 --> 00:04:33.160 Lifesavers using other things hands hands, Okay, yeah, that works. 66 00:04:33.279 --> 00:04:36.560 I'm asking for a friend anyway. Huh, who's your friend? None? 67 00:04:36.959 --> 00:04:42.160 Oh, none, your business. Thanks for that fun email. Really, 68 00:04:42.160 --> 00:04:46.879 that might be the only one we get about polyamorous, kinky switch and penis 69 00:04:46.879 --> 00:04:49.560 size. But thank you for being bold enough to do that. I appreciate 70 00:04:49.639 --> 00:04:55.959 it all right. Next one, this is from Andrew, one of our 71 00:04:56.000 --> 00:04:59.920 staff writers in Ohio, and I'm going to summarize his email because it does 72 00:05:00.160 --> 00:05:01.240 need to be I don't need to read the whole thing. But he says 73 00:05:01.279 --> 00:05:05.680 basically, he hasn't been listening as much because there was a trigger that triggered 74 00:05:05.720 --> 00:05:10.399 his anxiety in PTSD. He says, I don't remember what it was now, 75 00:05:11.000 --> 00:05:15.160 but he still has anxiety. In PTSD. I turned off the show, 76 00:05:15.199 --> 00:05:16.920 took a little break. Now I'm back and trying to catch up and 77 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:20.600 hoping I don't get triggered again because I love your show. Hope you all 78 00:05:20.680 --> 00:05:24.879 keep up the great work. Love the addition of Bailey. And by the 79 00:05:24.879 --> 00:05:29.160 way, since I don't remember if I have had said that before or not, 80 00:05:29.360 --> 00:05:32.160 so Andrew, thank you. Sorry. You know what, we don't 81 00:05:32.199 --> 00:05:39.839 really think too much about triggers during the podcast because I don't think we do 82 00:05:39.879 --> 00:05:44.079 anything that's too triggering. But also we can't give a trigger warning for every 83 00:05:44.120 --> 00:05:46.399 possible thing that might upset somebody. Yeah, Like, there might be somebody 84 00:05:46.439 --> 00:05:50.160 with a large, large whang and I'm going to say the word wang and 85 00:05:50.199 --> 00:05:54.759 they might feel very attacked that we were talking about that one. Or there 86 00:05:54.839 --> 00:05:57.839 might be somebody with a roll of life savers that might feel Cause we can't 87 00:05:57.879 --> 00:06:00.639 give a trigger warning for everything we do. APIs Andrew that you felt triggered 88 00:06:00.639 --> 00:06:02.920 and that you left us. But we're glad you're back. Glind you're back. 89 00:06:03.000 --> 00:06:06.639 Yeah, morning show crew. Grace writes in and never write in. 90 00:06:06.680 --> 00:06:12.800 But the subject of poop time really hits home as I'm a notoriously fast pooper. 91 00:06:12.839 --> 00:06:16.399 This came upon the podcast yesterday, yep, and talking about how women 92 00:06:16.439 --> 00:06:19.839 seem to poop really fast. No, No, that was not it. 93 00:06:20.040 --> 00:06:24.360 You said your wife poops very fast. Okay, Bailey and I both admit 94 00:06:24.480 --> 00:06:29.240 we'll bring our phones into the bathroom. Sometimes you bring a little lap desk, 95 00:06:29.439 --> 00:06:35.000 yeah, Amy to work on while you're in there, thousand piece jigsaw 96 00:06:35.079 --> 00:06:41.000 puzzle. I'll be right out. As she goes on to say, I'm 97 00:06:41.079 --> 00:06:43.720 usually in and out of the bathroom and under a minute. Many people in 98 00:06:43.759 --> 00:06:46.120 my life have commented on it, and one friend is so disturbed by how 99 00:06:46.160 --> 00:06:50.560 fast I poop that he's convinced I'm doing it wrong. I'm amazed that you 100 00:06:50.560 --> 00:06:54.360 can do it that fast. I'm a big fan of all you do. 101 00:06:54.399 --> 00:06:57.879 Thanks for the entertainment, especially the I'm still fun with Fallon and Jenny. 102 00:06:57.920 --> 00:07:01.639 I look forward to it every week to care from Grace. Thank you, 103 00:07:01.680 --> 00:07:06.040 Grace. I'm genuinely like jealous of people like her who can just like go 104 00:07:06.079 --> 00:07:10.480 into the bathroom and be in and out so quickly, because like people like 105 00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:14.360 me who have stomach issues, that's just not the case. Because I think 106 00:07:14.360 --> 00:07:16.639 about like I think I could be a good camping person, like where I 107 00:07:16.680 --> 00:07:20.480 could go out and enjoy the outdoors and stuff, but the lack of bathroom 108 00:07:20.480 --> 00:07:26.079 facilities and being like comfortable going to the bathroom is one of the biggest things 109 00:07:26.079 --> 00:07:28.920 for me where I do not think I could be a solid camping person. 110 00:07:29.959 --> 00:07:32.519 It is tough. I mean, if I prefer the camping where there is 111 00:07:32.600 --> 00:07:38.720 a restroom down the parking lot, like if I go with the KOA campground, 112 00:07:39.199 --> 00:07:41.600 I love the fact that you kind of feel like you're in the outdoors 113 00:07:41.639 --> 00:07:46.120 and you smell campfires and you smell brat's cooking. But if you want to 114 00:07:46.120 --> 00:07:48.680 get a shower or use a real toilet, they're down the parking lot, 115 00:07:48.879 --> 00:07:54.319 right, And there's also a convenience store where you can buy a doctor pepper 116 00:07:54.439 --> 00:07:59.399 and things to make s'mores. But I have done this serious camping before too 117 00:07:59.480 --> 00:08:03.519 with the boys, where you had to poop in a trench where you dig 118 00:08:03.560 --> 00:08:05.519 a little trench and it's got to be like, you know, it's bout 119 00:08:05.519 --> 00:08:09.519 the size of a shoe box or so, then you do your business, 120 00:08:09.560 --> 00:08:11.720 then you put the sad back up on top of it, and it's like, 121 00:08:11.879 --> 00:08:15.480 yeah, I mean it's it's not you know, nobody likes that. 122 00:08:15.879 --> 00:08:18.319 Yeah, that's that's why she could never be on Survivors. She can't poop 123 00:08:18.319 --> 00:08:22.439 in the woods. Yeah right. Andrew keeps saying that me and him should 124 00:08:22.439 --> 00:08:24.240 try to get on it, and I was like, you can do it, 125 00:08:24.279 --> 00:08:26.959 but that will never work for me. I will not be able to 126 00:08:28.000 --> 00:08:31.600 ever sleep because they basically sleep on the ground practically, not really. They 127 00:08:31.600 --> 00:08:33.519 build their shelter, but it's not comfy. Yeah, But yeah, not 128 00:08:33.600 --> 00:08:37.840 for me. I also because Dave, I know you've you've done the Boundary 129 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:39.919 Waters, right, Yeah, Okay, that's another thing that like Andrew's like, 130 00:08:39.960 --> 00:08:43.360 we should really try to do it sometime together, and I'm like, 131 00:08:43.399 --> 00:08:46.279 so wonderful, I know, but it's that's like one of those things like 132 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:48.840 you are so off the grid in those situations that like I'm like, you 133 00:08:48.879 --> 00:08:54.360 don't have bathroom facilities at all. What they do have in the Boundary Waters 134 00:08:54.399 --> 00:09:01.480 and I did it in two thousand and say sixteen, they have basically it's 135 00:09:01.519 --> 00:09:07.960 a toilet seat on a box, So it's not a real flush toilet if 136 00:09:07.960 --> 00:09:11.279 I remember right, and I could be wrong, but they had you know, 137 00:09:11.320 --> 00:09:15.159 you pee anywhere, you pee wherever you want to, but when you've 138 00:09:15.159 --> 00:09:18.639 got to go number two, there's like a toilet seat on a box, 139 00:09:18.240 --> 00:09:22.039 if I remember right, and you don't have any cover. You basically use 140 00:09:22.120 --> 00:09:24.480 the courtesy of like, oh, if you know somebody's down at the toilet 141 00:09:24.480 --> 00:09:28.240 seat on a box, you don't go over and stand waiting for your turn. 142 00:09:28.799 --> 00:09:31.960 You like wait behind a rock, or you wait around the corner or 143 00:09:33.039 --> 00:09:35.399 whatever. But at least it's somewhere to sit, like sit down yeah, 144 00:09:35.720 --> 00:09:39.519 right, this is what I would need for sure. I can't squat and 145 00:09:39.519 --> 00:09:41.720 poop if you want to do I mean, if you ever want to think 146 00:09:41.759 --> 00:09:46.080 about the boundary, it's totally worth any inconvenience and pooping inconvenience. It is 147 00:09:46.679 --> 00:09:52.000 glorious up there. It is so beautiful. You can't believe that there is 148 00:09:52.159 --> 00:09:58.759 that much un settled or developed. That's the word I'm looking for, undeveloped. 149 00:09:58.480 --> 00:10:01.440 Everything I've never been, I'd love to. It is amazing and you 150 00:10:01.480 --> 00:10:05.440 can go and they limit the number of people who can go out, so 151 00:10:05.519 --> 00:10:07.919 you do have to get a permit to go out there, although I'm sure 152 00:10:07.960 --> 00:10:09.919 people break that rule all the time. But you can go for a day 153 00:10:09.960 --> 00:10:13.679 without seeing another crew and it's just great. And they assign you know, 154 00:10:13.679 --> 00:10:18.440 they don't assign camping spots, but they make it so there's enough camp sites. 155 00:10:20.759 --> 00:10:22.879 It's cool. You got to do it. If you want to do 156 00:10:22.919 --> 00:10:24.600 Boundary Waters, you're gonna love it. I would go back in a heartbeat. 157 00:10:26.159 --> 00:10:30.720 Next email from Lexi, I'm currently listening to the Minnesota Goodbye and wanted 158 00:10:30.720 --> 00:10:33.879 to chime in on the length of War of the Roses because yesterday we said, 159 00:10:33.879 --> 00:10:37.039 well maybe we should make it quicker, and I said shorter, quicker, 160 00:10:37.080 --> 00:10:43.000 thicker as a slogan, Please shorten it. I listen to your show 161 00:10:43.159 --> 00:10:46.840 every morning from six till nine point thirty. Thank you. That's a lot 162 00:10:46.879 --> 00:10:50.440 of listening. And I love that you do that. It's already too much. 163 00:10:50.440 --> 00:10:52.240 Happy to hear War the Roses at seven twenty and then again at nine, 164 00:10:52.559 --> 00:10:56.840 and then again right away the next morning. I understand Jonathan Fogel is 165 00:10:56.879 --> 00:11:01.559 advertising his business, but that part the just needs to It goes on too 166 00:11:01.600 --> 00:11:03.600 long, and I do kind of want to shorten it, you know. 167 00:11:03.639 --> 00:11:07.240 And it's not we don't do it just for Jonathan Fogel. That's he was 168 00:11:07.360 --> 00:11:11.159 definitely like he wanted to do War the Roses. We did War the Roses 169 00:11:11.200 --> 00:11:16.840 for many years before Jonathan came on. So it's not because of Jonathan Vogel. 170 00:11:16.879 --> 00:11:20.159 We just really enjoy his personality and the advice he gives. And when 171 00:11:20.159 --> 00:11:24.000 we say shorten it, do we mean like shorten it by five minutes or 172 00:11:24.039 --> 00:11:26.759 shorten it by like two minutes, Because like two minutes, I mean that's 173 00:11:26.799 --> 00:11:31.000 sizeable, I think, but like five minutes, then it's like cutting it 174 00:11:31.000 --> 00:11:33.799 in a half. I think sometimes we take a long time getting to the 175 00:11:33.840 --> 00:11:37.320 story. Sure, Instead of like, Okay, Shonda's on the phone, 176 00:11:37.360 --> 00:11:39.399 Shonda, how you've been long you've been dating Billy? Ah about five it 177 00:11:39.399 --> 00:11:43.600 could be more like, okay, Shanda's been dating Billy for five years, 178 00:11:43.919 --> 00:11:48.320 and Shonda found something in the bathroom the other day. What did you find? 179 00:11:48.399 --> 00:11:50.960 I found a condom in the trash can. Okay, Well, here's 180 00:11:50.960 --> 00:11:54.279 what we can do. We can call Billy right now, blah blah blah, 181 00:11:54.360 --> 00:11:58.600 and but we tend to dig deep sure to pick out more drama feel 182 00:11:58.639 --> 00:12:01.039 about Billy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And maybe we should just get 183 00:12:01.080 --> 00:12:05.320 more right to it and see what people think. I'm down to try it. 184 00:12:05.480 --> 00:12:07.679 Yeah, for sure. I think we did because we were able to 185 00:12:07.879 --> 00:12:13.039 get one set yesterday. And I think we did a pretty good job getting 186 00:12:13.480 --> 00:12:18.080 to the point quick enough. And I tend to ramble. I'm one of 187 00:12:18.080 --> 00:12:22.200 those DJs that loves the sound of my voice. I can't hear enough of 188 00:12:22.320 --> 00:12:24.399 me, me me, So the longer I talk, and I like to 189 00:12:24.440 --> 00:12:37.240 say a lot, and the longer I can say all anyway, So thank 190 00:12:37.279 --> 00:12:39.440 you. I appreciate that. Also, I'm late to the party on this 191 00:12:39.519 --> 00:12:43.039 topic, but I like when the Minnesota. Goodbye is longer than fifteen minutes. 192 00:12:43.080 --> 00:12:46.559 It's always one of my favorite parts of every day. Oh and one 193 00:12:46.639 --> 00:12:50.080 last thing. I know what dart lick means, but could you explain the 194 00:12:50.279 --> 00:12:54.960 dart part. I clearly don't take part, and I've never understood that. 195 00:12:54.000 --> 00:12:58.960 Well, that's where you LEXI Fromatzigo. You put your tongue in the shape 196 00:12:58.000 --> 00:13:03.879 of a dart, in the shape of a yeah, and the and the 197 00:13:03.879 --> 00:13:11.879 the athhole you complaining earlier in this podcast, being like this is too dirty 198 00:13:11.960 --> 00:13:13.919 for me, and then you're like, well, in and out of the 199 00:13:13.960 --> 00:13:18.080 asshole, you just said it too. Yeah, I know I was being 200 00:13:18.120 --> 00:13:20.039 you. What if your mother hears you talking like that? I don't think 201 00:13:20.039 --> 00:13:24.519 she listens to this one. What really was quoting you? I feel like, 202 00:13:26.039 --> 00:13:28.519 does your mom? I mean, would she be surprised? Though? 203 00:13:28.519 --> 00:13:31.480 If she listened to this and heard anything like that, probably she would be. 204 00:13:31.480 --> 00:13:33.080 Oh see, my mom just knows. She knows she's going to hear 205 00:13:33.159 --> 00:13:39.120 some Sh'S naughty. I don't know, but I think she's not. She 206 00:13:39.200 --> 00:13:43.519 really no, like literally like alcohol. She's not an alcohol person. She 207 00:13:43.720 --> 00:13:48.200 was very nerdy in high school. I did find out she did smoke weed. 208 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:50.879 One time. Okay, maybe she's not going to be too happy that 209 00:13:50.919 --> 00:13:54.480 I just said that on this podcast, but whatever. But no, she's 210 00:13:54.480 --> 00:13:58.039 a very like goody too shoe kind of person. I don't know Cindy. 211 00:13:58.120 --> 00:14:01.960 I don't know that I've ever met your mom. No, I don't think. 212 00:14:01.240 --> 00:14:03.639 I don't think I have. But I picture Cindy is like she down 213 00:14:03.639 --> 00:14:07.840 to parties. She down to like, you know, tell a dirty joke 214 00:14:07.919 --> 00:14:11.080 and do a couple of shots at tequila and tell another dirty joke and then 215 00:14:11.159 --> 00:14:13.879 like make out with some guy she met at the truck stop. I think 216 00:14:13.919 --> 00:14:20.399 that's that's Valence. That's what I'm thinking about. Let's see you got one 217 00:14:20.480 --> 00:14:26.759 mower. Let's see, No they talk about your This is the vulgar shirt 218 00:14:26.759 --> 00:14:31.840 wearing Throat Goat mom gang, which we read yesterday. So we are at 219 00:14:31.840 --> 00:14:35.879 the end of our Minnesota goodbye list. Thank you very much for all of 220 00:14:35.919 --> 00:14:39.879 the content. Really appreciate that one, so Lexi, thank you. Uh 221 00:14:39.960 --> 00:14:43.639 there's anything you want to comment on about anything? Always love your emails. 222 00:14:43.639 --> 00:14:50.159 Send your emails to Ryan Show at kadiewbt dot com.