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what about right now? But right now it's time for this. He's out
following. Oh you're saying, now, I get it. I don't have
to eat the pill. Eat the pill, eat the pill. There's some
funny small town games coming in. How for the Yeah, what do you
have? Last segment? We're talking about old town game that you would do
to pass the time in small towns because you don't have six flags and football.
Yeah, I mean, there's just a lot. Some of them are
just jokes. This one I haven't even read it. I grew up in
Savoy, Texas. Oh Savoy boy, north of it, directly on the
Red River. I had known. My age is a neighbor. I used
to hit rocks with a stick for four hours a day, pretending I was
playing baseball. I would do the announcers voices and everything. Then go to
the creek and try to find snakes. Ye, dude, crowded fishing,
so legit, Oh my god, what a smear the Q mean mm that's
we called it. Tackle the man with the football. So did we.
We called it tackle the man with the football. I don't know what you
would with the football? Yeah, we would. That doesn't rhyme. I
didn't even know politically correct. Well, I didn't know that it was.
I didn't know it was called smear the queue until I got to to Dallas.
I had no idea. I swear to god, I am not kidding
you. There was a lot of racist stuff that went on and around me
and my small down that one wasn't. Yeah, I never heard that until
I moved here. I was like, what y'all call it? That was
like, No, we just called it tackle the man with the football.
I know it's a long title, but that's what it was called. We
definitely played smear the que and you call it like that, Yeah, you
big town lives yaks, so righteous, and then here you are calling that
game. Yeah, you're right, we're small town country bumpkins. We're calling
it tackle the man correctly calling football. You really called it football? We
both did aggressive in nineteen eighty three. Yes, we called it smear the
Q. Very forward thinking kids, and you guys are to have your mind
rocked. Yeah, I was feeling my mind's not going to be rocked,
but I'm interested to hear what you have to say. This is why you
texted your friend. By the way, no superlatives, okay, I know
you've no five year contracts for me. A US firm has installed this memory
disc that contains a vault of human history and they've put it inside this underground
village in a mountain in Switzerland. It's a futuristic disc. It holds sixty
million microscopic pages of human knowledge. It's designed to survive a cataclysmic event,
the apocalypse. It's got it. The entire contents of Wikipedia, Rosetta,
Stone, books, photos, illustrations, every key aspect of world culture and
art and history and sports and entertainment is on these discs. There's small discs
that hold a bunch of space and they're hid in this thing that's called the
Global Knowledge Vault. And this is I have thought about this. First of
all, some of the comments are a little a little caustic because it's like
we're overdue for a big, you know, catastrophe. But there's this company
that they're calling it the Art Mission Foundation, and they are already they're gonna
send these discs to Mars and Venus as well. The chairman of this project
basically said, if something really bad happens on Earth, this will be our
planetary insurance policy. Okay, so it's got things that represent our history and
our current culture, everything, everything that we've done, really everything from our
civilization and our civilization is three hundred years, four hundred years in this country.
How long have we been civilized people? A little launder three hundred years.
In year sixteen hundred, we were not civilized people. I mean we
were. No, they were not. What do you mean by civilized?
They were throwing pooh at each other. They were not civilized sixteen They were
playing small town country games, Kevin. They were able to construct large wooden
ships to traverse the seas. That doesn't mean you're civilized. What do you
think civilized? What is wrong with you behaving like a normal person? Thousands
of years, thousands and thousands of years, thousands of years BC we were
technically. Let's just agree to disagree on the definition of what civilized means.
I suppose your version of civilization could be different than mine, because Kevin doesn't
think that civilization started until the iPad. Yeah, I mean never had an
iPad. Sure, So is this database is it? Is it searchable to
determine exactly what's in it? No, it's the public I said. It's
a disc disc like how made out of quartz and that single disc. So
the size of it, they're smaller than this. But if it was the
size of a compact disc, this is the way they used it to scale,
it would hold three hundred and sixty terabytes of info. So they've got
a bunch of these and they've put them underneath like in a mountain, in
a vault. It's like a James Bond Villains like layer and it's got a
huge steel door. Now, they took the publication the Sun in and showed
them like they have to go in there, and it's effing wild. They
have a railway, they have underground, a full underground network, and they're
like, it's not like a tunnel. They do have undergroun tunnels, but
it's like it's not like it's just tunnels. It's an underground village. They
despite being under all these like three hundred met of like rocks, because they're
inside a mountain and a big huge steel door inside that, they still have
strong phone connection and Wi Fi and that's where they're gonna store all this just
in case. No, I love this, Kim Jong un goes bam.
It's the button and future civilizations generations will be able to have some some context.
How do the future civilizations get inside the giant steel door? Is there
a map with an X on it? Yeah? What if they don't have
the retinal scan of the evil Bond villain? That's the best question, because
I think that's the best question so far on this topic in the history of
the station. Because you're you're you are like, I mean, that's the
because the the big steel gate is not there to I don't think prevent intruders.
That's there to prevent bomb or destruction of the planet. So maybe it's
just unlocked. It says this facility has constant conditions, constant temperatures, sits
many three hundred meters of rock on weekends, at host music festivals, wedding
ceremonies, and concerts, So they find having people run in there, So
that's a little weird. This doesn't sound That's where it gets a little shoddy.
Yeah, you're gonna find a bunch of beer cans and cups. Future
civilizations will find never reds, solo cups everywhere, break it up, and
no one cleaned up after this party. The Global Knowledge Vault, and I
think you're going to be hearing more and more about it in the coming days.
I wonder who curated the content for this Wikipedia, because I guarantee you
it's not complete. That's interesting, the Sun. What a good article do
they have? Inside secret project backing up Earth in case of World War III?
With bomb style Alpine vault holding all human knowledge? The massive bunk as
five and a half kilometers of underground tunnels, caverns and laboratories, and even
its own miniature railway. Switzerland. Is this a collective effort between nations,
world government? Or is this just Switzerland doing their own things. I don't
think it's that. I think I think it's I think it's his own.
It's a a Roague company, it says, a US firm has installed a
British designed Superman memory disc containing a compendium of human history. All right,
let's get these people on. I tried to. I've actually hollered at these
Uh. The doctor who speaks in that article, doctor comp stature, doctor
evil. Oh it's evil. Now that's the CEO, Right, does a
doctor of that article, doctor comp stature, you say he was the one
who was going on and on about the Wi Fi down there. But I
love this sort of thing, I believe if we have and it may be
included in this too. But in the Arctic somewhere, isn't there the Global
seed Vault? You ever heard of that? That came up in the article
And I didn't know what it was and was real tired, so it didn't
click on it. They have what is? It's no, not the seeds
of people. Well, I bet you had a seed vault in the eighth
grade, Niki, under your bed? Anything else to do? We get
it? You just stayed inside all right here? It took shots at the
help. I admitted that to you in confidence. The Global Seed Vault in
Small Barred is wedged into a small island in the Arctic, halfway between Norway
and the North Pole. It's not a popular vacation destination. The vault is
a secure bank for the future of the world. It holds duplicate samples spare
copies of seeds held in gene banks worldwide. The Seed Vault provides insurance in
the event of a large scale, regional or global crisis. It's essentially a
back up security plan for wait human knowledge that underlies the Internet. Yeah,
so maybe there's a different one, same idea though, but I thought it
was a literal seeds to read plant. That makes sense that that would exist.
Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of like that. What do they call
them those time capsules when you're in high school and you open them up at
like your twenty year reunion and go back and read them. We see what's
in the buck? Did you do one of those? We did one of
those where I was we were on mushrooms and we took video of us predicting
what we'd be doing in like thirty years or something. I think I had
myself winning two green jackets two not one, two to Claret Jugs. I
think I was gonna double Grand Slam the majors. You're gonna catch Jack when
I was sixteen years old, have yet to win one. That's not doing
barely break ninety right now, but not giving up. But they an amateur
last week, that's right. But there was a people because of drug use
that were worried about it. So they were like some friends were like trying
to like get rid of the damn thing, and then they added on so
much crafter the school. They dug it up, and I think it was
all destroyed. Oh no, yeah, so we're in the clear. We
never did one of those, never did a time, No, I never
did what do you call it? Time? Time? Yeah? Yeah,
it's the great idea, though, man, And I think we dug one
up in school or in college or something like the date that's supposed to be
dug up. We did it up and it wasn't all that interesting, but
it's a cool idea. We wrote letters to ourselves in like eighth grade,
and allegedly that's going to be coming back to us soon. Let's see eight
three, like thirteen fourteen. Yeah, yeah, allegedly that's going to be
coming back in thirty years or twenty five years. They send those out.
It's like a tradition. It only back in the day. So you wrote
a letter to yourself and they were in the eighth grade. And who's going
to mail this to you is if the teacher's still alive. Right, you
assumed the teacher. But they're small town traditions. You're passing. I am
tired, yea, that means too tired to mail. Oh no, and
also the teacher. You know what, those teachers are probably still alive.
I think a lot of my teachers are still alive. And it's probably because
they were actually like twenty five and I thought they were sixty. Yeah,
because you just have no reference, like anybody that is, yeah, out
of college is one hundred years old. Ye when you're when you're a kid,
right, they're probably twenty four. Yeah, it's not that different twenty
four. Well, you know about is it the golden disc on the Voyager
U, the Space Mission Voyager. It was launched in nineteen seventy seven,
that's the one that there. It's just going, which is awesome, like
to think in nineteen seventy seven they have the foresight to say, screw it,
let's try this, and how the hell's it? It's just still going
and somehow communicating with us civilized, just going. You're right, that was
the day we achieved a real civilization was at nineteen seventy seven. It was
sixty. But they put a disc on it with I believe audio recording.
It might almost be exactly a record to let other extraterrestrials basically to share information
with them. I have it hang on because it's super interesting. The Golden
Record. Here you go. They're still in communication with this thing, with
the Voyager. They know where it is. Yeah, is it outside of
our galaxy or is it still floating around? I mean, I have no
idea about this stuff. As of twenty twenty three, the Voyagers are still
in operation beyond the outer boundary of the heliosphere in interstellar space. The collect
and transmit useful data to Earth. Okay, what an ambitious, badass program.
But they have a thing on it. I think it's like welded to
the side of it. I believe it's called the Golden Record. Um,
this is in nineteen seventy seven. Yeah, you're sure it's just not a
copy of led Zeppelin's presence. Yeah, They're like, this covers it,
so maybe it's not. Okay. Pioneers ten and eleven, which preceded Voyager
all right, both carried small metal plaques identifying their time and place of origin
for the benefit of any other spacefares that might find them in the distant future.
Oh. With that example before them, NASA placed a more ambitious message
aboard Voyager one and two, essentially a time capsule intended to communicate a story
of our world to extraterrestrials. The voyager messages carried out is carried by a
phonograph record, a twelve inch gold plated copper disc containing sounds and images selected
to portray the diversity of life and culture on Earth. That's the proper it's
awesome, but it's also the proper scientific process. It's why we have personal
records, it's why doctors have our records and things like that. There are
all things that you need to advance. We need to know what happened.
We need a data from the past to go off of. And we're just
trusting that the people who might in one million years receive this have a working
record player. It's just gonna be. It's good. Well, it's gonna
be a record player per se, because they should have bolted a record player
to the side of the voyager. That's true. Also, we have to
wonder if the peoples from planet x M four to two two planets speak ex
Hamster speak English, that might help. Well, that's the point is that
a stone is in there, though the entire Rosetta Stone database will be in
there, but that's what this is, containing sounds and images. The point
elected to portray diversity and life on Earth. So it's not just what's a
and they're gonna have Oh my god, you guys found this. Yeah,
they're gonna be radiated peoples, hies. The real key to your legacy is
making sure what your Wikipedia page is updated and truthful at the minute our world
it ceases to exist in the next world does, because that's what they'll pull
up on that disc. So someone was doing a bit that says that Justin
Throw cries after your orgasms, then that's gonna suck for him, but he'll
be dead and't care. Right, we'll all be dead. Birthdays. Let's
go interesting pivot birthday? Is it Justin Throw's birthday? No, Misha Barton's
thirty eight? Oh my friend? That is your OC friend. I'm better
friends with Rachel Bilson. I escort it out on the premiere date of the
OC on the Manhattan Beach Pier when I was her protector. I'm about to
start reading that book. The oral history of the OC might be in it,
but Mischa Barton was also nearby. I'm going to check the index tonight
and see if yeah, check see if there's Siroy in there. Serroy.
Yeah, so Benjamin mackenzie made a joke about an intern. It was one
of the funniest days on set he did season one. He said, you're
a big intern. He was posing for a TV Guide cover shoot. Frankie
Grande's forty one Frankie Grande, Right, Frankie in there for you, Thank
you? Is that a wrestler? No? No, he is in Electric
six Yeah no. And I'm trying to run down the three things that pretty
close Electric six wrestling. I'm going to show you what I know about Texas
towns. Frankie Grande. Maybe he he won a golf tournament in the nineties.
Danny. He's the big brother of Ariana Grande and he's multiple time contestant
on a certain television show that was just mentioned ten seconds ago. Four.
He's a double big brother brother. He's Avery Ariana Grande's brother and he's been
on a Big Brother a couple of times. Very flamboyant, that's very but
a pretty solid big brother player, smart again, fairly cunning. Frankie Grande.
Happy Birthday, my friend Carrie Coon forty three Leftovers, Yes and White
Lotus Season three, Really Easy on the O hosts uh Tatiana Ali forty five.
Is that Mohammad's daughter? No, this is Ashley from Fresh Prince.
Oh, she's got to be beautiful now, right, Yes, you watch
Fresh Prince. I love Fresh Prince. My mom and I would sing the
theme song every week together, every week. I have a Fresh Prince blind
spot the cat you do? Uh huh? Really? Yeah, not at
all and none of it. It was the time. It was early nineties,
right, yeah, no, yeah, this TV was not really my
purse. But yeah, the cast of Fresh Prince comprises all of my mom's
black friends. Look at my African American over here. Shout out to Das.
I'm hi Cindy. Cindy's visiting from Michigan. Was she one of the
people campaigning to make ant viv a little more wider? I don't know if
you caught the ant viv switch, but we did love that show and we
did sing the song. How could you not miss it? Yeah? Nick
Wellnda forty five, Oh, let's work straight. Sarasota in this thing.
The Wilenda's Yeah, the artists, right, the flying Wilendas. You would
have to be from Florida to be a Wilinda. Well. Sarasota is the
circus capital of the United States of America, Ringling Museums in Sarasota. The
Welenda's all migrated to Sarasota, and one of the Wilenda's was a former substitute
teacher of mine at Riverview High School. Wow, I feel like we've learned
a lot. Just now, go ahead, Shoot? Who else's birthday?
Is it? Time to speed round it? At? Helms is fifty?
Actor Cornell Cornell, Yeah, hangover office Sleepy Brown. Sleepy Brown Brown,
most known for being a featured artist on the Big Boys song which is technically
credited to outcasting. I Like the Way you Move or the way you Move
Mary Blue rehtt In fifty six had a crush on her in nineteen eighty four.
What happened since then? Did you start forty years later? Crusherist crushes?
She would have been sixteen at that time. Well I was eight?
Okay, one? What do you say it that way? It's when you
say the truth? It's right fine. Neil Diamond eighty three standards? Uh
sing standards? He does? Now? Will you sing us out at the
end of the show with Neil Diamond today in honor of his birthday? And
I love to like I did with Motley Crewe on on, I find you
find me a good deep cat too. I'm not gonna do Sweet Caroline,
I'm not from Boss Danny. Aaron Nevill's eighty three, The Voice the Freaking
Angel, I think you should take us out with Aaron Neville and Dead's John
Deluci would have been seventy five. Weedy's Box A little bit on him coming
up at nine Weirdly and Little Chocolate Donuts would round up. Keto Gold Medal.
Warren Zeven would have been seventy seven. Sharon Tate would have been eighty
one. One Manson, Yeah, we're focused on her. She was a
dish. Yeah, And Oral Roberts would have been one hundred and six.
I had a friend back in college named Oral Robert. He wanted to be
a dentist. Stop you're making things up. I lost touch. Went to
college? Did you go to college? Yes? Where? Well? Texas?
Oh? Yeah, the one broker the deal for us to be the
home of mean green football. So why didn't you go to tech? All
right, I'm not look at you, and nothing says get your guns up
more than Kevoh okay. Coming up next, how Adrian Beltray tried to prank
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