Made a decision a face Sunny Sun on Ihdavision night. Let's up everybody,
it's for crying out loud, Happy Monday. It is Monday, Tuesday.
Oh, it's Tuesday for everybody. My book comes out in a week.
Yay. I'm very excited. In New York ordered my book, my my
pre order audible. Yes, I'm sure as hell did. And you wrote
a beautiful They posted a beautiful excerpt of the book for time. Time man.
You posted it on Facebook, which I read at dry Bar on Friday
night and loved it. Oh, thank you, so Stephanie. You're such
a good writer. Thank you. You know that I don't. I don't
feel like it. You're very talented. Thank you. I love it.
I envy it. I wish I could right like that. It's so it's
like I always feel like, you know, I've I wrote in a blackout.
It's like I just go into a some kind of mode and I do
my thing, and then afterwards I'm like, oh, I'm never gonna be
able to do that again. You think it's like it's just a one time
it comes out of I. Yes, I have no confidence when because I
think and I know you'll relate to this. But there's a there's a thing
that I have where it's like, if something comes doesn't come that hard to
me, I think like everybody can do it and do it better, you
know. And then I think like, I didn't go to college and I
don't really know how to write, and I can't do like this kind of
poetic prose that you know when you pick up a book you're like, oh
God, that person got schooling, you know. And I'm always like,
I'm just I'm just going by instinct and like stand up background and and you
know, so I I write conversationally. Every once in a while I write
something that I go, oh, that sounds pretty cool. But I again,
I always think I'm not gonna be able to repay that. That was
just a one off. How am I going to write a whole book of
that? Yeah? And then uh, you know, somehow I get it
done. And then I sometimes I'll look back and read stuff and go,
how did I come up with? Like I, I don't know who who
wrote that? Yeah, it does it feels like I don't remember, yeah,
but I do know that whenever. That was last year, the pain
of every day trying to write was like, yeah, I'm always so happy
to have written. Right. It's like being pregnant, it seems yes,
like yeah, you go through all that time, you're like aches and pains,
but then when you have your babies born, you're like, oh God,
that's done, and look at what I got. Yeah, and this
will be out there and then you go do it again, and then you
go do it again some people, Yeah, like I did. Let's say,
let's say hi to our peeps. A lot of stuff to talk about.
We have so much. Let's say hi to Alicia Escalante and share Bear
and doa do you want a hershey bar? I like that? Yeah?
And Kelly Ladie yea and Amy's everybody knows what Amy is? Yeah, and
Katie m e and not Anna Faris she's rolling on me? And Aaron who
is? And Nikki call your girls, why don't you? And Leslie still
still accosting people? You should listen to our Thursday episode. Yes you should
more about Leslie. Yes, and Jacob is so growley but sweet and uh
Rita Rocks Elizabeth Williamson's kids in her basonet and Athena love You're Dancing, Polly,
We love your Pancakes and Salery, Bubba Fenwick hits it out of the
park every time, and Stephanie's a stinker rinker and Sandra it's not easy being
green and Jennifer get up and stud you make us want a strew b And
Aaron is a dirty Sanchez, Sarah Stefano, Leslie stop with the coughing,
although I get it. COVID's on the tick again. And Gabby and Missy.
Oh, they were seat fillers last night at the Golden Gloves. Did
you know that I did not know that I should have been looking for them.
Yeah, but they were the after party and they had only one flip
flopped up there between the two of them. Katerina checked out Moeler and Rebecca
Nubin too cute. And Kelly Brandt she's rant mm hmmm. Hey Kaitlin,
Hi, we just had a fun Thursday show. Yes, Matt Fondelier,
very fun to listen to. He brings it, he brings the energy,
tells us some stories. Got a lot of great crime stories that he told
us about. Hell yeah, yeah, very interesting. Yeah, and uh
so check out our Thursday. She's working on a new podcast called Presumption with
these two defense attorneys. That was interesting. Yeah, a one of them
is a defense attorney for Alec Murdoch. Yes, yeah, oh what a
tangled web we weave. He's doing great. Yeah, so so we talk
about the Golden I I personally had a great night. Well, I'm wearing
Joe Coy's sweatshirt because it's always you know, twenty below in here on Monday
mornings. Right. So I was at the my look and this is the
first thing I saw. I was like, that looks nice and warm,
and I brought a blanket I know, which is now on my lap.
Yeah. Yeah, it's freezing it. But uh, last night, I
personally had a nice night because uh, I got to spend the evening.
Well, Adam went to San Diego to do two shows, but he was
coming back to the house. So I went to the house and I spent
the evening there with the kids because they're still on break. They go back
tomorrow. Wait, so do you mean he wasn't coming back to the house.
He was coming back to the house like like one o'clock in the morning.
Okay, So instead of staying at the condo, I went to the
house and spend Sunday evening and Italian and I watched the Golden Globes had chicken
soup and uh, Sonny had like eight guy friends in the kid like cooking.
Like they show up with flats, flat steak thin like marinated carnes.
They're already marinated. One of his friends shows up, nice Jewish kid.
Of course, he's you know, dutiful one that's got everything marinated. And
then the other kids show up with all the groceries, and then one's making
a run to Whole Foods, like missus Corolla, you need anything, and
Whole Foods Italian, I mean, the sweetest, nicest kids and like eight
of them and Sonny's just standing around watching. I'm like, Sonny, Sonny,
you gotta learn, like learn to cook. And they're making guacamole and
they got salt. They why, for some reason, does the image of
that scene in Goodfellas where they're all in there yes and they're all like yeah,
yeah, yeah. This guy's got the gravy going, and this guy's
got the tomatoes and the fresh I mean, they were making fresh squacamole.
The one kid, the other kid brought the salsa that him and his mom
made and like the other one had the I'm like Sonny, what are you
doing? And he's like, I'm monitoring Phil. I'm keeping Fill away from
everything. It is a tough job, which that's an I got another story
about Phil and anyway, but yes, so uh but it was fun.
I mean Italian and I were watching the Golden Globes and they're over there,
you know, cooking it out. So they grilled it outside. I got
pictures I can post. They took it outside the grill. They made chicken,
they made the carne soada, they got the tortillas going, you know,
and they're like, miss Krolage, you have a pan or like a
platter for the steak. I'm like, yeah, do you have like a
car karra a casserole dish for the chicken? Like suret you know, I'm
like helping them and whatever. And they're feeding me, they're feeding Italian.
It was so nice and we're watching the Golden Globes. So what did you
think? You know? It was the Golden Globes, which I used to
religiously watch. I would never miss it. I used to watch it with
my dad and then I used to watch it with Wendy, like love the
Golden Globes, Love the Oscars, when I was growing up, and you
know, in the last I don't know decade, it's kind of just fallen
off. I don't know why, maybe because I'm older. Yeah, I
didn't even watch That's how you didn't. I almost forgot. I mean I
know everything. I read all the reports of it and figured out who won.
And then I went this morning and watched Jocoy's monologue so I could we
could talk about it. Yeah, but I didn't watch the whole thing.
Yeah, I'm almost forgot about I saw that JOKOI was hosting, and I
was very happy for him. And then that My point was like just to
hang out with the kids last night, and Italian's like, should we watch
a movie? And I turn it on and I was like, oh,
the Golden Globes. So he missed like the first half hour. But then
we went and found it so we could see the opening his mind, because
that's what I really wanted to see. And then, you know, so
then Italian I just hung out and ate with the you know, hung out
with the kids and you know, during the boring parts, and then we
watched Oh there's Ben Affleck and Matt Damon and you know, and everybody and
it was okay, you know, Succession was a big winner. Yeah.
I have watched a lot of the movies, all of them, and I
didn't watch Saltburn. The TV for the TV stuff and then we'll talk about
the movies, I think. So the TV I was very happy with because
the Bear one and the girl won for Best Actress in a Comedy or yeah,
yeah, yeah she won, and then pronouncing her name yes, hard
name, yes for me, And then and then they they won the show
name we look up the star of the Bear yes, Ita a deep Oh
my god, what's her name? Beery? Yeah, yeah, she's amazing.
She was so her speech was so cute and Italian never saw the show,
and like we were laud it was really cute. It was really sweet.
And then and and my boyfriend Jeremy did he win? You won?
Oh I miss that for best Actor? He did? Yeah, yeah,
I miss that. I must have been outside grilling or so. I don't
have you seen this Calvin Klein underwork. I sure did. People that posted
on Yeah, so they won, I know, I know. And then
dirty like a young like what a dirty old, dirty old lady. It
reminds me of a young Sean Penn. Or something. Mm hmmm, I
could see it. Yeah, not to me. I feel like Sean Penn
has more of like a intense looking and I feel like Jeremy Allen White has
like to me, his face is kind of more impish like cute yeah yeah,
cutie, yeah, he is a cutie. Sexy though sexy cute yeah.
AnyWho? Anyhow, then succession Kieran uh Tom what's his name? Tom?
Win? Yeah? I missed that too. Wait who else? He
won for Best Supporting Actor? He did? And then and then Kieran Colchian
won for Best Actor, right, and then she won snook Yeah yeah,
she won for Best Best Actress. Yeah it was. And then Thede the
Show won and then and then So the movies? What movies? Did you
see Saltburn? I didn't see Saltburn, Okay, I saw the Holdovers,
I know one. Uh huh. I didn't see Oppenheimer either. I haven't
seen my kids. My Sonny saw it. He thinks I should watch it.
I don't know these Some of these movies are too long for I just
know. Well, that was the joke that Jokoy made about Oppenheimer that I
thought was very funny. Yes, about how he's still trying to make his
way through it. He's hoping to finish it by the end of the four
Yeah. Yeah, so you want to talk about So what did you did
you watch? So I was hearing that he just bombed horribly and terrible.
Can see like put it out immediately like, yeah, it was hit and
miss or something. Yeah, And I felt bad because I'm like, I
mean, Joe Cooy is a very funny guy. Yeah, and he kills
and he has a huge fan base, and I could see why he was
asked to do it. Right then I heard that he was only asked to
do it like ten days before, so I think everybody said no. So
then I was like, well, let me go watch this for myself,
you know, since everybody's like slamming it. And at first I was like,
it's not bad. He's bringing the Joe Cooy energy to it. He's
trying like he He had a couple of funny things at the very he did
with with Robert de Niro when he would that whole Robert like Robert didn't you
know, the camera didn't catch it, but he he was like is he
looking at me? And then he took it, you know, But the
camera didn't catch it. I see what he was doing, but I liked
that. You know, he was like fanning over him, and he was
fanning over Meryl Streep right now, right. But the jokes, so at
the beginning, I was like, okay, and even had a funny joke
at the beginning, and the Oppenheimer joke was kind of funny and he was
getting big laughs like at the beginning, but then like a couple of jokes
didn't really work, and then he did the thing which is not real cool
where he's like, yeah, well the writers, this is the writers wrote
this for me. And at first I was like because people were coming for
him on my Facebook feed. I'm friends with a lot of writers, so
a lot of people were like that was not cool, like which which what
which joke? So he did it a couple of he did it like three
times, but at first it wasn't that bad where he was like, hey,
I just got what do you want from me? Like I just got
the gig like ten days ago or whatever, and the writers like, you
know, some of these the writers are and some of them I wrote or
whatever, and then the funny ones or the one I wrote. But later
he said, yeah, hey, that that joke was written by a writer,
and you've been laughing at the ones I said, And then later he
said it again where he was like I didn't even write that or whatever.
But then also but so when he was kind of being himself, it was,
you know, like I said, he was getting some laughs, and
then he was kind of leaning into it when he said, hey, I
just got the gig. What do you want a great monologue? Okay,
and people were kind of with him. But then it just I felt like
the jokes, whether he wrote them or writers wrote them, they just weren't
funny, Like they stopped being funny jokes, right, which made me then
feel bad for him because I'm like, he's a funny guy, and it
does seem like he wasn't given I don't know what happened, So could he
have been given jokes? And he was like, these aren't that funny?
So he tried to write some of his own, you know, because even
like when he was talking about Barbie and he's like, you know, I
wanted to have sex with A found myself attracted. Well, no you didn't,
because the movie was with A was a live action movie, right,
right, right, So you're saying I was trying to have sex with a
cartoon or I was. He's like, I've found myself attracted to a plastic
dolt. Well, no you didn't, because Margot Robbie played Barbie, right,
So but then he made it seem like then he said something like I
was talking to you Ryan Gosling, and then he's like, Margot, that
was kind of fun. That was funny. Yeah, yeah, but then
that its sense the plastic jokes and the like, oh he didn't have a
dick and it, but then that the dick was on Usud was like,
this is not really like the caliber uh An Award show. I guess you
know what happened. Did he get the gig really ten days early? I
think he did, because I don't think he would lie about that. The
problem is that a lot of people were saying he's just not mean. He's
super nice guy and he's too nice for the it's really nice. And what
you have to be wanting to take the piss out of all these celebrities,
which is kind of what the gig is, which is what Ricky Gervaiso He's
did so well right, is like not treat them like they're precious and like
make fun of everybody. He was not really going for making fun of people,
and probably because he felt like, who the fuck am I to be
making fun of Robert DeNiro? Like I'm not crazy, Like they don't even
know me, right, is what he probably thought. Yes, and I
do think that, and I think that he's you know, he's just this
like they're sitting there. I think that that audience in that room for somebody
like a Joe Coy, like if it's Steve Martin or Ricky Gervais or whoever,
they have more respect. But because who's this young hat comedian that maybe
I know, maybe they don't know who he is, so they're already like
on guard. Is he going to pick on me? You know? I
just feel like they're expecting that, And I think the audience and the critics
kind of expect something like that. You know, he was in a no
win situation, right, just you start going you start being mean to people,
they're gonna be like gonna be like you, right, but you be
you're you try to just make jokes about other stuff and lean into your likability,
and it's like, well, how's that really relevant? Like unless the
jokes are just killer, right, you know, and then he's like,
no, no, no, I saw the movie, and I don't know.
I just felt like once he started not doing well, it really it's
just the jokes weren't good. But I was like, I just felt bad.
I felt too funny, I know, and I'm I was so happy
for him when I found out he got the GIG. I was like,
wow, that's amazing, you know, And because I didn't even understand and
I know it was like kind of a like a joke maybe I should have
gotten, but it was but the joke about the flowers of the something moon
where he was like white people stole everything. But if I wish he had
explained it a little bit. Yeah, I felt like I needed to figure
out what he was talking about. Now. You had definitely had to have
seen the movie. That's the thing. He did a lot of ins like
if you didn't see the movie, you didn't get the joke kind of thing.
I did, Like the succession joke like if you're a billionaire pull out,
Yeah, I thought that was funny. Yeah, I don't that one.
I was just like, it's not that clet. I mean, I
was like, it could have been better or he should have done a few
of them about successions, right, and then that could have been the capp
er time, like after he said the things about like your kids are trying
to kill you or whatever, but he got but he just did that joke,
you know what I mean, and then went right on. I don't
know. I was like, and how about that? How about Taylor Swift
and her puss on? What the fuck bitch? Come on? Like,
you know, it wasn't mean. It was a joke, he said,
kind of funny. Yeah, he said like, uh, you know Taylor
Swift, we watched it. We had a double what did he say a
double to we had a doubleheader Taylor Swift? Uh, during an NFL game.
Yeah. Then to Robert de Niro during that, Yeah, he built
it up and he talked about how the we're coming off of a doubleheader football
game a football what a great night this is and you know you're you'll see
more take cutaways at uh Taylor Swift tonight and you will the NFL or whatever.
And she just was like, fuck you, like that's the look she
had. Really did you see it? I did? I saw that and
she took she took a sip of her and she was just like like,
Okay, light up. But but isn't it also possible that some of these
actors that's part of the shtick. Yeah, there's they maybe of course,
like maybe they're not actually they don't really give a fuck, but they're just
like here we go. Now, it's my eternity. I don't know.
Maybe they all are, I don't. I feel like I've seen that with
Ricky Gervais too, where they kind of are mock god. I don't know.
Yeah, he played along really well, you know when she did her
thing. Yeah, but yeah, I mean it was it was a little
forced. Yeah, it was not super clever, right, there were a
lot of dick jokes. But all in all, I feel like I could
understand that they didn't have that much time to write usually it was it was
just time they had like a month. Yeah, I mean it. I
feel like hosts for award shows have like months and to prepare, Like Jimmy's
working on it right now. I know, I remember back, you know,
when Adam was doing it with Jimmy. I was. I heard about
it like months before. The tons of jokes. Friends that have worked on
those shows, they every day they're writing jokes that are getting thrown away and
every day they're working. You know that monologue is like a big deal.
Yeah. To do that with ten days notice sounds just crazy, crazy,
crazy. Yeah, And you know you're supposed to as a host, you're
supposed to know the movies that you're talking about are the TV shows and the
top of writing all the jokes, you're having to watch it every movie and
show, And like, how do you have time for that? I know
he's on like World Arena tours. You think he has time to sit down
and watch every single movie and TV show that's being nominated? Crazy? Yeah,
But you know, I had a fun night personally good. You had
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I have so like I'm like, there's just an embarrassment of riches,
some things to talk about. But I am planning my New York trip.
Yes, tell us, Yeah, So I'm leaving on Monday, next Monday
and gonna be gone. Uh so, so far, leave on Monday,
come back on Thursday. Wow, that's a nice chunk of time. Yeah
for New York. Yeah, you know what, But here's something about me.
I wan don't know if anybody else feels feels this way, but like,
so I could so Elbie's coming with me, right, I'm really excited
about so and we're so we're okay. So Monday, we fly in and
then we'll have like probably the evening, we'll probably fly early, and then
Tuesday, I've got just a little bit of press in the morning and then
we'll probably have the rest of the day to hang out or maybe a couple
of things in the day. We're thinking of going to a show on Tuesday
night. Then Wednesday, I've got Drew Barrymore, I'm doing this podcast called
The Last Day, which is with Stephanie Whittles. It's uh, it's a
really good podcast. And then I think that's and then Thursday I would fly
home. Wow. So I have a friend who lives in New York who
works on a show out there, who was like, well, stay an
extra day, and like, come and stay. You guys can stay at
my apartment if you want. And I swear to God, I'm like,
what is wrong with me? I just don't have the spirit of adventure.
I'm just like, something happens, is it just? Is it how I've
always been? Or am I getting old that I'm like, you know what
it was like round God, Like when you're talking in the moment, then
when it comes time to do it, it's like my brain just goes Okay,
So we're gonna repack up our stuff, schlup over to somebody's apartment,
you know, Yeah, then what then are we gonna We're gonna go there?
Like Thursday, afternoon. Yeah, like is she gonna be at work
or are we gonna have to go to This is what my brain does.
I go, Okay, we're gonna have to go meet her at her job.
Then then I go, well, I could stay an extra day and
just pay for the hotel for like one more night. So pay for the
hotel ourselves for Thursday night and then fly home on Friday. And then I
think, this is so much more of New York. And I literally pitched
it to John and John thinking John would have probably stayed longer. But John,
knowing me, was like, yeah, I mean it's gonna be cold,
you know, And I was like exactly, And he goes, knowing
you, I mean, what are you guys gonna go sight seeing? Like?
What are you gonna do with that one extra day that you have?
Are you gonna because aren't you gonna have already seen some stuff? Like you're
gonna have some time in between? Has Elbe been to New York? Elbe
hasn't been to New York since she was eight, so she went with John.
They took a trip together. They had a great trip, and LB
has a mind like a freaking steel trap, so she does remember everything right,
and they did the whole town. They like, went to the Empire
State Building, done, they've been They went to a Broadway show, and
they went to Serendipity and they you know what I mean, they did all
the things. So it's not like she would It's not like we would do
that anyway. We would just maybe if we had one more day, maybe
we'd go shopping or maybe we'd just walk, you know, but it's freezing
out and there's going to be a snowstorm. Oh and we're there. My
brain was just like, okay, so we stay in the hotel an extra
day, we spend like hundreds of dollars for an extra day. Then we
have to make then we have to figure out how to get to the airport.
Like yeah, I don't know, because if we do it this way,
they'll send me a car, right, Like yeah, everything kind of
taking care of And I was like, what I would be the worst person
to go like backpacking through Europe. Well, no, you don't have to
say, like I have no And that's what I thought. I was like,
I don't have the spirit of adventure, not even to stay an extra
day in New York. But what is wrong with my brain? I just
want everything. I want the simplest. I'm like, what can we do
that? And walking distance from our hotel, Like I'm not going to want
to figure out the subway system in New York, Like no, I mean
maybe Elbie will. And if she does, I'm with, well that's the
thing, like I would see more about what elbe is. Is there something
that she really wants to do that you need that actually that's something though.
She's like, I said, do you do you think that's enough time?
And she was like, yeah, well there you go. And I say,
I said, okay, so are you cool if like we we could
stay extra day? And she was like, I mean, she was like
either way, okay. And I said, okay, so do you think
it's enough time if we have two full days and two travel days? And
she was like yeah yeah. I'm like, so basically, you're just going
to be coming with me to do press stuff and we'll have time in between.
We'll be able to have the evenings together. Yeah. Yeah, we'll
have Monday night, Tuesday night, and Wednesday night. Oh that's funny,
yeah right, yeah, I think I agree, But especically it's funny that
I don't even want to like take advantage of the I don't. I'm just
like you kind of you know, you're bringing elb you'll have like the time
you know, you guys are going to see a play. What are you
going to see that? She wants to go. She was dying to go
see six and John and the kids when they went last spring break they went
to New York without us. Okay, remember because i'll Be wanted to go
to Palm Springs with her boyfriends and I wanted to not go on a trip
to I just didn't. I just was like, I think it will Oh,
I think I had. I know I had. I was teaching,
So I was like, you know what, you guys just go. It'll
be cheaper anyway. Won't have to get two hotel rooms. You guys can
stay in one room. And by the way, having the house to yourself
for a few days is like a dream, you know, when you're with
you know, I'm like being with family all the time. But honestly,
I was like, I won't have to reschedule my class. You guys will
have it will be much cheaper. One less flight and what you know,
one less hotel room for all those days, and you guys can do more
stuff. Yeah, one less person to dinners and because anyway, and they
have a great time. They had a really good time. So what's going
on with the like press and so you're doing you're doing When does the Drew
Show? So I think it comes out that Friday, so a week from
this Friday it airs. I tape it on a Wednesday. It airs on
a Friday, so it's not live or anything. And then I'm so far
I'm doing like a thing for CBS Saturday Morning. Nice. Apparently this one
anchor forgot which one is recently quit drinking super interested, wants to be the
one to interview me, and then I guess anything else they can. I
think they're hard at work right now, to be honest, trying to book
something else around it. Okay, I had been originally really trying to get
on the Kelly Clarkson Show. Yeah, but the problem is Drew said yes
first, it doesn't I mean, it's not a problem. It's a good
problem to have. But I mean they those two shows are two of the
top like syndicated shows, so they don't like to repeat have the same guests
in the same week. Yeah, I could see that. Yeah, well,
Drew Barrymer is going to be fine. I bet I can't wait to
know, like, see what you get in your gift bag? They no
robe, true, No, I do not think so. I think it's
kind of a you know, TV. I think that's over. Yeah,
unless I was like Meryl Streep or something. But you know, I know,
I don't think they care that that it's me. But no, I'm
really looking forward to the trail. That's going to be exciting. I haven't
really traveled. I went to Seattle like last year. Uh yeah, late
last year for that wedding that I went to, and that was really fun.
But besides that, like I, you're the jet setter between us,
you're like Chicago and here and there. You're probably so good at packing at
this point because especially because I live in two places, you know, with
this nesting, it's like, yeah, I have a bag already packed,
Like I got you know, makeup bag already. Yeah, it takes me
two seconds. Yeah. The thing is the cold weather though, that sucks.
Like packing for cold you got to get the bigger suitcase because you got
the puffy coat and you know, or if you bring boots or whatever.
I don't know. Well, I am going to just bring carry on,
yeah, because I'm going to wear So this is my brain. I was
just like, okay, well, I'm not gonna probably wear sneakers because it's
going to be cold and it might snow. So I went and bought.
I went to Target to targe and I bought some of those like fake ugs
nice you know that were like forty bucks. Because I'm like, well,
it doesn't matter. I can kind of trash them because I don't really wear
those here, right, So I just got some black. They look like
us it's good, and I'll wear those for warmth. I'm probably not going
to be doing much walking because if it's really cold, right, we'll just
jump in a cab. And like I'm gonna wear I'm gonna be living that
jumpsuit life. Oh so yeah, what are you gonna wear? I bought
this a while ago. Black, Like it's like a Calvin Kline jump suit.
It's like made of like suit material, the kind of material and talking
about. And it's so it's like got polyester in it, so it's not
gonna wrinkle or anything. It's perfect. It's really cute, like collar line,
it's got like little cutouts, nice and so it's like interesting, but
I thought I have them in several colors, Okay, but I'm like,
I'm gonna wear the black one because I don't know what the set's gonna I
don't know what people are gonna be wearing, so it'll just like And then
I bought these black boots. Not that that are like nice. They are
the most uncomfortable shoes ever. They're not really spiked heels. I was like,
well, let me buy something that's gonna be comfortable. They're kind of
like a chunky heel. They're sleek looking. Oh, they're impossible to walk
in. So I'm gonna just bring those for the TV anything I do that's
TV, and then I'll wear the ugs the Yeah, that's perfect. Yeah,
well it's gonna be exciting. I'm gonna be excited. I'm really excited
just to travel, but I'm super excited to bring LB. Yeah. I
like girl time, yes, you know, yes, I'm trying to soak
up that girl time and boy time now because you know, I watched the
May December movie that you did, Yes, and it's like I enjoyed it.
And then at the end is the graduation where the boy the boy,
girl twins are graduating high school. I just started bawling. I was like,
oh my god, that's gonna happen soon, Like oh, they call
him on the stage one after another, which one's gonna go first? Senner
in Natalia, you know, like like Natalia, you know, it's just
I don't know, It's just like I'm so I'm trying like every you know,
Sunny wants to talk about football, wants to watch football, Okay,
you know, if Natalie wants to run the Trader Joe was last night at
nine thirty, Okay, I'll go with you. You know, it's freezing,
like I'm just trying to, you know, because it's gonna be over
soon. It's such this chunk of life that you don't see that does seem
to have a weird like okay, And I know for all the parents of
adult kids, yes, of course, parenting never ends. It it just
changes and start crying. I know, but it is this season, believe
me. I'm with you with Lbie. It's crazy that we as moms remember
the day our kids were born, and we remember all this everything about them
being toddlers, and we remember every stage of their life because we were adults
when we had them. Yeah, and then all of a sudden they're raised.
Now they were like, God, what, Caylen. You got to
enjoy every second? Yeah. I uh. There's a lot of times when
I'm like laying in bed and I'm tired, and I'm on my phone and
I'm just endlessly scrolling and they come in and they're like, oh, let's
play. I want to play, and like my instinct is a like,
oh, just let me like relax for a minute. But I feel like
I got a pretty good batting average of going you know what, No,
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from the house and I get I get to the house and uh, kids
are doing their thing and Phil, Phil seemed fine. So here's a whole
thing. It's like a shot. We had a showing of the house over
the weekend, okay, and when we were doing a big push, Phil
was staying at the doggy daycare. And when he came back, he looked
thin, and I was like, oh, he must have because he was
there for weeks and he just gets his food. I don't think she gives
them a lot of treats. She certainly doesn't get the lick off the plates
like me and Adam do for Phil. So and plus he probably got a
lot of energy running around with other dogs, got a lot of exercise.
Okay, So now I come home and I go to bed that night,
and Phil is knocking on the door like every hour and a half, just
scratching. I gotta get up and put my silvers on. Downstairs is freezing,
I put my robe on, I go, I let him out.
He's got diarrhea. And then okay, so every hour and a half throughout
the night last week he was doing that. Then throughout the day he seemed
better, and then again the next night not as much, but yes,
still had it. So I asked around, did Phil get into something?
No, nobody knows anything. Nobody's seen anything. I don't know why he's
got the diaryea. So at one point the first night. Phil can be
a little dick sometimes because when I first get home after being gone, he
wants my attention. He's constantly like pawing at me like hmmm, like what
do you gonna do? Like are you gonna play with me right now?
Because I play with him. Yeah. I give him treats, I take
him outside, I throw the ball, I take him for a walk.
So he loves when he sees me. You know, Penelope is too,
huh. Sometimes Penelope is like that tune. You don't know what she wants.
It's just like staring you in the face, going and she'll paw paw
on me. Sometimes I'm teaching when that happens, and then I have to
like text John and go can somebody come get Penelope? Right right? Yeah?
So and so what Phil's move is and what I mean being a dick
is like I take him outside. I throw the ball at that. I
get home, like sometimes in the evening after it's I've been gone, and
so I'll take him outside. I'll take him for a little walk. We'll
come back, you know, give him a couple of treats. Good night,
time for bed. So I go and Setty used to take Phil every
night. Now he doesn't. He just was like leaving Phil, I don't
feel like going. I don't know. So anyway, so I say,
okay, it's time to go to bed, So I take him upstairs.
I get in bed, I get all warm because that house gets cold.
Okay, So he comes by my thing and he kicks my nightstand. He
starts kicking the night stand, kicking the nightstand. And I've had this thing
with Phil in the past where he does do that, and I think he's
got to go to the bathroom. So I get up, I take him
downstairs. I go to the sliding glass door and he just stands there,
going, No, you're going the wrong direction, like where it's it's go
east, bitch, not west, Like the treats are over in the kitchen.
You're going the wrong way. So he just sits there and looks at
me, and I go, you motherfucker going up because you want a treat,
Like no, let's go back to bed. So he kind of tricked
me sometimes where I think he's got to go about. And usually Phil is
fine throughout the night, but once in a while, either if he didn't
get enough exercise, that's what he does, or I don't know, if
he's like got spoiled by me or something and wants more, that's what he
does. But when he has to go to the bathroom, that's what he
does. So I don't know because he doesn't talk. I didn't know if
he knowing that dogs don't talk, because a lot of this could be solved.
Wouldn't that be nice if evolution had given them some language? Can't can't
somebody come around and like teach us how to communicate better, because then it's
like always having a baby, right, you know, right, they're always
having a young child pre language where you're like, oh, no, are
they what's wrong? What's going on? It's a throat herd stuff, got
the stuff? He knows you want your mucus strained? Like what? Okay,
So did you see that there was a news story about scientists that talked
to like a whale for the half hour. Yeah, the a half hour
reallysation dinner with conjuring. Yeah wow. So I don't know. Maybe in
the future you will be able to talk to phil. I feel like he'd
be rather annoying. Yeah. How did they talk to the whale? I
don't know exactly. I just sad they make noise and stuff. Yeah.
Yeah, they have their own they have their own languages and stuff. So
yeah yeah, so okay, so so this is going so this is going
on. So then so I take them to the vet. Spent like two
hours at the vet, not the hospital, just his normal vet. Okay,
Saturday afternoon, and it takes forever. And then it's to change to
change to chain. It's not you're not getting out of there less than like
a couple hundred dollars. And first off she does she pulls that I love
these vets because they are like they just they come and they go, hey
Phil, Hey Phil, and then they lift up his jowls and they like
the bulls teeth. They push on his gums and I'm like, check their
ears, check their ears and are going through their ears and they flip them
over and then they get them on the scale. Phil's lost third pounds.
Yeah, so I'm like, oh god, I knew he looked thin,
but I was like, wait, what happened. She was like, this
is kind of strange. Yeah, this is and he's got diarrhea. So
we need to run blood tests, all that test. It's limber and everything.
So they run everything and he's fine. Nothing seems to be wrong,
although he does have a cracked tooth. That's all the So now Phil's got
to go to the fucking dentist. What the fuck I gotta get I gotta
get this light this health insurance. But yeah, I mean, did they
cover do you know if they cover dentistry? I'm not sure. I don't
think I gotta find outstry Yeah, because she's like, oh god, she
lifts his his jowls up and uh, She's like like you look at this,
and she's pushing on it and pushing on it and it's a little tender,
and she's like, yeah, it's cracked all the way to the root.
And I'm like, okay, well, what does that have to do
with has had several teeth pulled? Okay, but yeah, the diarrhea.
What is people had with like teeth stuff she's had. People have had cracked
teeth too, she had really yeah, all right, maybe like five altogether?
Maybe? Oh really? Yeah, how was I supposed to know,
by the way, if I didn't take him, if he didn't get sick,
how was I supposed to know he's got him like a toothache, That's
what I mean, like just the regular physical they usually look at the teeth.
Yeah, So anyway, it's still a mystery. We still don't know,
but they want us to. Could he have like a tapeworm? They
here's the next thing. They give you the thing to go home and get
a stool sample. So I gotta do that. This was just on Sunday,
so I got it. This is now my next thing I gotta do
is go get a stool sample from Phil and bring it. But everything else
looks good, and I don't know, we'll see. But he lost thirty
pounds and I tell my friends, and they all want to go to this
doggy daycare ZEMTL camp. Yeah, but that seems like too much because he
was only there for a few weeks. He was there for a few weeks,
and then he went again during the holidays, so he just got back
from being there for a week. And but thirty five pounds how much did
he weigh before? Like? Okay, but still he's he's the bigger dog.
He should like, that's what she's like. You know, he's a
he's a big dog, and she wants us to feed him like an extra
cup, you know, like in his food. So I don't know,
we'll see, but it's just an ongoing thing. I think what I'm learning
is that giving our dogs table scraps and letting him lick the bull is just
called caring for our pets. Yes, it's keeping them healthy, right,
So stop shaming us for giving them treats, because listen, we let their
bodies tell them what they need. So if dogs are always hungry, maybe
there's a reason. Maybe they're just listening to their bodies. Did anybody think
about that just doing intuitive eating? Yes, you know, maybe we need
Maybe we're all feeding our pets too little, right, think about it?
Yes, what is your pet trying to tell you? They're trying to tell
you I need more nutrition right right? And snacks. Yes. By the
way, speaking of those zempic have you seen there's this o zempic. Were
we Yeah? Okay, well somebody asked me if I was on ozempic.
Oh okay. What is the deal with ozembic? Is everybody on it?
Like I watched some special about it and it was a I'm not on it
obviously, but they say, like like all the Housewives, like you can
get it, Like they showed a clip of Chelsea Handle going like you could
just get it at any like seven eleven in Los Angeles, Like basically you
can go anywhere and get it right, And and I'm watching like these housewives
shows and we could talk about more shows on Friday because I got a lot
to talk about. About. Yeah, did you finish the uh it?
Sure did? Sure did? Sure did? Yeah, so we can talk
about that on Friday. But yeah, like every all these houses like you
look at and they say like you can't drink when you're on ozempic. And
now it's like people are accusing Kyle for you know, maybe that's why,
right, which I think for Kyle right possible, she's always obsessed with her
weight. Yeah, but she does work out and you know, yeah,
but at our age, I don't know, it's hard to like get that
those results from just working out alone. I'm not sure. Listen, and
not not even accusing, but I'm just saying, people love a shortcut.
When I was young, in my twenties, I went on Fin Finn when
that was like the popular thing to do, and that was also that was
like the that was the craze, and it was just as easy to get,
I think as ozempics now like you. We went down, me and
my friend Robin, who is a big casting person now. But it's really
funny because she and I sometimes remind each other about this time. Neither one
of us were very overweight, but we felt we both felt fat, so
we were like, I know, I was gonna say, like even we
weren't overweight, it wasn't like you know how much I weighed. I'll tell
you exactly how much I weighed. So I weighed like low, like one
forties, so I was like what I weighed, So it was like,
yeah, again I wasn't like fat but it was like we all felt fat
in those days. Yeah, and my friend Don went on frank crazy friend.
Yeah, but Robin was like thinner than I was, so she was
like adorable. But I don't know what we got in our heads. It
was just everybody was doing it. This is how I feel about like ozembic.
I feel like we went to some pop up like they were all these
It was like how pot stores are now, Like it was just all these
It was like just for fen pop up. Remember next y that you could
go and you just go to get fen fen and you look at one of
these clinics. You go in, they put you on the scale and they're
like say, like my girlfriend Don, did yeah, have a good day,
here's your prescription, right, And I went on fen Fen, but
like I'm not a good uppers person, so I was fucked up like I
would have been. I just remember because it's speed, and then they combined
the speed with something that also kind of calms you down, right, And
so the speed helps your appetite, but the thing that calms you down takes
the edge off the speed. So that's the fen and the fen the fen
fenn, right, that's where they get fen Fenn anyway, But like sometimes
you'd maybe forget to take the thing that brings you down, so then you'd
be like I remember going like this is great because I don't have an appetite.
I also remember thinking this is not great because I feel like I want
to murder somebody's because it has a little bit of that thing that we touch,
that dexatrim we took when we were in high school that makes you want
to like kill nobody. Oh, I thought, I thought you did know.
I was scared of that stuff. Oh it made it made you feel
like you're gonna have a heart attack, You're so edgy. I felt horrible
on it, but you know, I was like, sure, I'm all
about a shortcut. Got anxiety xanax, Like I love anything that makes me
feel better quickly. So you know again Fenn Fenn did it for a while,
lost some weight, but of course then I went off of it.
Then I heard that you could it could cause like heart valve dabage, so
I went off of it, and then of course, you know, gain
the weight back immediately. But all it's doing is making you not hungry.
It's not like changing your the way your body pross your metabolism. Yes,
you know, so all of those things. I don't feel the same thing
there a zembic because I'm like, I do it, and then I they're
saying it was the I think it was the doctor that was talking was what's
his name that was married to uh maloof Adrian, Yes, he was the
one. I think it was him, and he was saying it is going
to be a break that we're getting close now to. It's you know,
even though this is for diabetics, the medicine is going in that direction where
you can take a pill there. Yes, there are gonna be consequences because
when you stop, you're gonna gain weight. But he's saying that we're headed
in that direction. Yeah. Like, maybe no shade on anybody that takes
a zebec because I feel like, if you're struggling with your weight and this
is something that's gonna help you, yeah, I mean, if it's safe,
I mean, you know whatever, I mean, I don't. The
only thing that worries me is for the people because there's just so many people
with eating disorders that think they need to lose weight. They don't need to
chase weight. So when those doctors start to make that money for you know,
doctors that are not as scrupulous, right, and there are some,
shockingly, but I don't just don't want people to feel like they have to
go on it because they feel pressure to be a certain you know what I
mean. We could also have some acceptance of like ourselves at other weight,
I agree, not that I'm the queen of that. I know that I
have complained, but I'm just saying, of course it's a very valid thing
and I'm glad that science. Well did you know something also that they're they're
using it for I mean, not using it, but it can also be
for addiction because they are saying that it can it you know, it calms
that urge down, and they say it could help I don't know, I
don't know if you heard about that well, especially I think it would be
helpful for people with a food addiction, right, if you're a person who
eats compulsively or binge or binges, Yes, I think that would be a
great thing to try, right, Look at me, I'm not a doctor,
but like I'm sure it has a lot of great uses. So I
do not want to be appear to be saying, like shitting on a zembic.
I'm sure, no, I know. I just brought it up because
I hear it all the time and like if I blow it up. But
then I saw a special about it and I watch it. I was like,
wow, this, this is interesting. I didn't know. But all
that being said, I have a feeling Erica Jane and Kyler are both using
it. Oh for sure. Yeah. I I like the celebrities that are
using it and are very open about the fact that the Sharon Osborne talking about
how much she loved it. I was like, okay, there you go,
yeah, life. But then Sharon Osborne got way too thin and was
also talking about the fact that it's hard to control and that she lost like
too much weight, and she's even admitting that, yeah, yeah, that's
They call it the ozempic face because if you look at Kyle Too, like
all of a sudden, her face is just sculpted, and you know,
I'm sure she had surgery or what, I don't know whatever, but she
looks you know, they call it the ozempic face, right. I don't
know. It's just interesting and I know a lot of people talk about it,
and I've like blown it off until I watched a special and I was
like, Wow, this is this is insane. Yeah, so I guess
what we're saying is, Lynette, you're gonna try ozempics. Yeah, I'll
like you guys know next week I'll report back. All right, Listen,
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