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I gotta have a moment with y'all because some things that need to be said.
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no, we got that out the way, y'all. I gotta talk
to you about some things because now I feel like, whether you just started
listening or you've been listening for a while, you know, I'm not one
to get embarrassed easily. What if y'all ever heard me say, oh,
I was embarrassed last week, you're a lie. What I was embarrassed about,
I don't know. I just said you a lie? Y'all know?
Then? Sorry, I was busy. Malvin Kevin Um, he's heard my
voice over. I'm voicing over Dan just I don't have a mics, camera
camera. Yeah. No, you say you're embarrassed every time we say something
stupid or incredibly white, because y'all get on my nerves and y'all, y'all,
you're right, okay, but that's not at my own expense, Like
I don't get right. It's very white of you, Dadum, But yeah,
y'all know, I don't get embarrassed at my own expense much, right,
But y'all I was embarrassed last week or the week before, I don't
remember. But so transparency, Okay, y'all know, like I haven't really
been like having sex like that, right. So when I say I've been
tearing myself up, okay, I've been tearing myself up, Me and this
Rosebend tag team and myself to Jesus. Okay, taking a long way home
following the yellow brick road, not the yellow brick road. I guess that
would be something different. But we've been like really going at it, becoming
the best of friends. Right. So my girlfriend comes over and I think
she was coming over to help me take out my hair. My girlfriend comes
over to help me take out my hair, and you know, I'm so
comfortable in my own space. I forgot that I had my best friends sitting
on a dresser. Okay, the roles are sitting up their comfy Okay,
yes, just was rinsed off, Like my girl is good sitting on a
dresser chilling. Right. So she comes in my room and we're talking,
having a normal conversation, and I see it like sitting out and I hurry
up and grab it, like, knock it off into the drawer. Right,
She's like, what are you doing? I'm like nothing, But I
was just embarrassed because I didn't want her to know that I've been abusing myself,
like right, So I wanted to know is there something that guys hide
when their friends come over my roads? Too? Stop talking to me,
dead, stop talking to me. That's the real question, Like, is
this something that guys are embarrassed about when their girlfriend or when their guy friends
come hid my vibrating saddle? Please stop talking to me, y'all. Please,
I'm trying to think, especially like as an adult, I feel like
if we were like teenagers, maybe you was going high to crunchy socks,
okay, but is there something that guys high when the friends come over?
See? The only thing that I can really think of that I hide in
like period, it's just condoms. Why just sticking the drawer? Why would
you? Why would you hide condoms? I don't want people to know I'm
having sex? Well, you don't want to. You want them to think
you're not having sex? Yeah, start talking to me, Kemy, I
mean, like I keep my condoms in the drawer. Anyway, I don't
know why like a dresser right, um no, So, I mean I
guess like I was always the friend that would go over to people's houses.
I've never like really had like people over to my house, like through like
high school and uh whatnot. Um so I'm trying to think, like but
in like college and since then, like especially um you know, having the
bringing over to like female friends, I'm just kind of like, ah,
this is all my stuff. Yes, those are my legos, there's many
of them. Those are my lightsavers. They are actually so I'm looking at
the live main washer. Levin said, not gonna lie. I had a
homie hode his xbox, he said. He said, he said his girl
said games was a no go. Oh all right, right, I agree.
Hold on one second, um, so I saw another one white boy
underscore Ots says, no, we just clean our asses off before a shorty
slide. That's ridiculous. Leg Cold thirty six says, lotion next to the
bed. I wouldn't think that was strange because everybody got to put on a
lotion. Am I tripping? All right? Kevin, You're I leave my
lotion in the bathroom? Ask for guys one time? My homie X to
use my phone and porn Hub was on a Safari nice not mad at this,
see I uh funny story that is with my company. I work it
and I had to replace our like general manager's phone, like hats up a
new phone for him. Yeah, and you know the company ballmb a new
iPhone and so, you know, on his old one, just syncing them
up, you know, doing the whole pairing thing, transferring files, whatnot.
And I accidentally opened the internet browser. This is middle of the day
at work, and it's like some you know, big Bongo Titty girl xxx
dot com. I'm like, whoa wow. See now that makes me weird
because with what do we say the next time we see did you just act
like you didn't see it? Oh yeah yeah yeah. Apparently like hearing from
other people like stories of this guy, like they've caught him, like you
know, with stuff before, and he's just like, yeah, who you
want to complain to? I'm the gym right exactly. Like you know what,
I'd really be fearful when people take my phones and like search anything,
because I do ex Google the most random questions. I'm pretty sure, Like
I'm pretty sure my FBI A and be like, dog, what do you
be doing? Like why do you want to know if men's nipples secrete?
Like, but why do you want to know that? Like I really do
be googling the most random stuff. So like if you ever take my phone,
I'm not a creep and I'm not a pervert. I'm just very inquisitive.
Um, so wait, because I think I know the answer for this
is telling me if I'm wrong, but yes, and under but it's under
certain circumstances. Yes, okay, so men men can lack take. Yes,
okay, that's why I thought. Yeah, But yeah, I am
the same way because like if you're ever in a group and someone brings up
like a stupid, stupid question like oh, what's the sides of like Hitler's
dick or something like that, I am the one who's like, all right,
yeah, I'll type. I am that person to literally yesterday, yesterday
I was out like on a date and me and this guy got into it.
And because he was trying to tell me that Batman had more money than
iron Man. So like in my browser history, it's gonna say who's Richard
Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne. It's like, girl, why you can't just
a normal person and talk about like shoes or something like why is it something
you even debate him with somebody about And it's like, I don't know because
I want to know. Um, But yeah, Batman doesn't more money.
I knew it. I knew it, But I thought Tony Stark had the
money. Like it's I don't know why I would have thought Batman it's just
because of well I think partially it's because like iron Man lives in like the
normal world, whereas in Batman's world, like the difference between like, you
know, the middle class and where he's at is like exponential. What I
think is, Uh, iron Man has destroyed so much more than Batman that
he's had to pay for everything. So he spends a lot of his money,
whereas Batman he doesn't, you know, he only spends his stuff on
like tech and gadgets and stuff. Moll underscore. B Lyon said, what
Tony got the most money? I googled it. No, Bruce Wayne has
the most money. Okay, Now this conversation started because since we're gonna go
down a nerve rabbit hole real fast, let's just go down a rebel.
Conversation started because I asked him, Yeah, who do you think would win?
Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne? Okay? And I said in and out
the suits, and he was like, oh, you know, I think
that Batman is gonna win. First of all, y'all know I'm a Marvel
girl, So I'm like, automatically, no, he's not. But okay,
whatever. But I'm like, if they're me personally, I feel like,
if they're outside of the suits, I think Bruce Wayne would give Tony
Start that work, right, yeah, you know yeah, But I feel
like if they're like suited up, iron Man got Batman all day. That's
what he said. That's what he said. He was like, no,
it's it's it's not giving iron Man in anything. And I'm like, are
you tripping? I'm trying to be feared. I'm being an objective. I
do know that hand in hand combat, Tony Start cannot fuck with Bruce Wayne.
I know that. I know that. Yeah, Bruce has all that
training, like yeah, yeah, the skills. But I'm like, they
got these suits on what iron Man? Like, what what what Batman gonna
do? What iron Man? Like? I feel like iron Man's simplest suit
is better than anything Bruce Wayne has put together period. Oh well, you
say simplest suit. You don't mean like the one from I mean I'm only
like a Marvel fan from like the movies whatnot? Not the one that he
put together in the middle of the desert. You just like, I don't
think Batman can flat Well, speaking of Ben affleckx Bruce Wayne, he built
the the Batman metal suit, you know that, like robot suit. So
he still can't that iron Man and he still can't fly. I don't know
about that. I mean iron Man can actually fly. Batman doesn't need to.
Batman can't fly. Batman can't fly wings. Batman can glide. He
can swing and he can glide. He can fly. That's flying. Okay,
let me let me check out the uh the first of all? Y'all
Man stay and here you go, and shit, st blank Man is the
best superhero ever. Why are you like this? Why are you like this?
This is why we don't invite you back, because why are you like
this? You need to be stopped. Don't don't say you miss stand.
We don't miss stand. I miss you. I don't miss you. Stand
from the bottom of my heart, I don't miss you. And I really
wish that I had time, because I would have stopped psh out on my
way here and egg you offense says Batman. Beyond is the only one who
can touch iron Man. I still say no. Um, I still say
no. Tell me why it does have an upgraded suit, upgrade fighting ability
like I think? Um, I think he fights better than like Bruce Wayne's
Batman technically beat and Beyond is terry, terry, thank you, I'm trying
to remember his name. Yeah, Snare Jordan says, they both rich niggas
that can afford to be heroes. They both have no powers. Lol,
That's why I thought it was a good matchup. Yeah, like, no,
it makes sense honestly. Yeah, Um, what the fuck? This
guy says? Iron Man suit is a weapon of mass destruction? Thank you?
Stan said, I miss you. Dan. No, we don't have
to get any gang back together. No gang shit over here, thank you.
Oh my god. Batman has his utility belt though, and he does
have his bat or his shark repellent. What is Batman's shark repellent or his
utility belt gonna do with Jarvis Gofference is gonna do every fucking thing? Like,
I don't know, I don't know. It's more I guess you know,
if he has the foresight to have shark repellent spray in his utility,
about who knows what else he has in there. He could have a little
magnan. Yeah, and that's all you need to do to take care of
Jarvis. I hope he has a fucking clue in there, because there's absolutely
no way that Batman is going to be iron Man Batman unless unless his hand
in hand combat. I let's also not forget that Batman holds the title for
greatest detective. That's true. Wait, give a fuck. Kevin Tony is
a genius, absolute genius, and has good problem solving skills. Alpha says
Alfred over Jarvis. Boy, do you smoke crack crack? Don't you?
If it's sassy Alfred from the animated series. Yes, what are we talking
about him? Over what? He doesn't have? Like an infinite amount of
knowledge? He can't make a suit fly through the air, he can't,
you know, But he brings you the right tea at the right time of
day. He can bring me the right type of martini, and he gives
you Yeah, he gives you the most inspirational quote at the perfect moment when
you need it most. It's true. That was literally every episode of Batman,
the animated series. You know what I appreciate most. What's that that
we can just sit here and nerd out and have this kind of rum which
because I wanted to ask you about this being the marvel fan of your Have
you seen Guardians yet? I have not. I did not see it yet
yet, can not see it yet. I'm probably gonna go see it this
weekend. I've heard nothing but good things. Same, nothing but good things.
Bring your tissues. It's sad, That's all I'm saying. That's all
I'm saying. If you slaw Guardians of the Galaxy, please step in because
I'm excited here. Your man stand go J five is better than Alfred and
Jarvis. Stand out. About to block you. I'm about to block you.
Okay, this is this is this is this is it. This is
it. I've had it up to here with you, all right, um,
Dan go ahead. Actually, my favorite superhero is freaka Zoid freaka Zoid.
Why does it sound so? Was it the cartoon? Yes? It
was okay in my mind, I see the ticks. Oh no not straight
straight back here? Yeah? Yeah, like a lightning bold in it.
Yeah, yeah, I do see freakazoid, but I don't remember nothing about
freaka zoid. Well that's your homework for this week. Look up some stuff
about freakings. I'm gonna watch an episode. Aaron Nash seventy three said,
please focus, let's get back to the rose. Okay, I'm sorry we
didn't go on a tangent. But going back to that, Um, she
didn't see it. But to wrap it up, I was really embarrassed.
And I don't know how we got here, but we've been talking about dude.
Guys get embarrassed when their friends come over. Is there something that they
want to hide? Um? And the consensus was nothing, really nothing really
Yeah, Kevin and his condoms apparently because he just leaves them out. You
don't. Speaking of guys lay them all over the place. Speaking of guys,
I have another question, and fellas please step in if you want to
live right. How do guys make friends? And the reason I ax this
is because a woman can literally see someone and be like, yeah shoes,
Oh yeah, girl, where you get them from? Or the like?
And not even that a woman can literally be like yeah, shoes and the
woman automatically it's gonna be like, oh, Target by blah blah blah blah,
and now they're best friends and they talk about all the deals at Target,
and they have all these other connections and just like that. It's that
simple. But I've always wondered how do men make friends? Um, Like,
I mean, this is probably my experience and you can see in the
live on the video screen. So I prominently wear graphic T shirts. I
feel like this is the same for a lot of guys who wear either T
shirts or you know, jerseys and whatnot of things. People can just easily
come up to me and be like, yeah, Star Wars, right,
and then we talked about the series, and then you know, uh,
two hours later we're exchanging numbers and grabbing beers and whatnot. So like,
that's that. That's honestly my way of just wrapping people in. I'm just
like, I wear shirts for everything I'm interested in, and usually someone will
be like, hey, I know that thing. Yeah some my so on
the laugh says oh that's easy. The most simple shit you agree about guy
stuff such as video games, wrestling, anime, and that's it. Bam,
there we go. Um. Someone on the Lives says a pick up
game hoops, or we both see a chick with a nice ass, what
the fuck I've been there where Yeah that girl passes like on the on the
sidewalk, and like I see someone else looking and we make icons and we're
just like, but how does that translate into now you're gonna go grab a
beer? Like I feel like you can have the connection where like the not
from across the room, like yeah, yeah, right, but how does
that translate into Oh, we're now grabbing beers together, or oh, you're
coming over for a game night, like we're exchanging I gs, Like how
do men like pack it in? Like? The only thing I can really
think of is like through work. But then it's like, when you talk
about friends through work, you're talking about having ninety year old Barry as one
of your best friends just because you work with them all the time. So
it's like, how do you find men that are in your peer group to
be friends with? Um? Yeah, I'm trying to think, Like a
lot of it is just like meeting people through the activities that you do.
Yeah, the Live was saying where it's like, you know, if you
play video games, sometimes you meet friends just playing video games. Or a
pickup game or like, yeah, I've met lots of friends like through band
marching band, like gigs, I do that. We still just talked to
hang out. Like so when y'all are saying like, oh, we meet
people through video games, right, just be like playing Call of Duty and
be like yo, bro, you like host, Like how does this?
How does this go? Usually? Like sometimes well it depends because usually if
you're doing pretty good and you have good communication with your teammates, like sometimes
it's just like yo, you want to play another round, and then you
just you know, because like you do so well, then you feel more
inclined to play with that group of people. So then you just get into
a lobby with this group. And then at the end of it's like,
oh, what's your you know, I say your friend request? You know,
yo, First of all, I really I really hate hate stand and
Jermaine Right now, Main said you ever seen step Brothers? Yeah, it's
just like that quick rumble and then we fucking shut up together. What Yeah?
What that's not it? You know what's crazy? I feel like that's
how it is for women, Like we we we link over hair stylist uh
crilics set outfit and it's like, did we just become best friends? Bitch,
Yes, I'll see you next Tuesday when we do blah blah blah blah
blah. Like it's it's way easier for women to bond over mimosas or like
food or anything like that. Like I've always wondered where do guys make friends?
I think a big movement for guys was also just like beer recently,
so like you know, if you're at the same brewery as a bunch of
people or like you know, you're you decide to choose you know, this
whatever brand on tap, like you know, like I've been I've had to
happen to me where you know, I'm just saying at the barn, guy
next to me, it's like, oh yeah, I like that one,
or like yeah, I'm drinking the same thing, cheers, and then you
know, just start uh bullshitting back and forth. Q just chilling. Voo
said, I met my homies at a tech in tournament and then three years
later we still hang Where the fuck is the tech in tournament? Oh yeah,
what haven't I've been invited? That's because Betty, I press all the
buttons. Okay, I've not been invited to the tech In tournament. That's
what I want to know. I hate it here ne Teching comes out this
year. Yeah, this is a dirty as episode. Yeah. Wait,
Stormy, are you by chance do you have a switch? No, my
son has a switch. Your son has a switch. Has he been playing
the news Zelda game? No? Now, okay he's been. Um he's
not into Zelda. No, he's still a Fortnite and roadblocks and Suspects and
stuff like that. Okay, I got Yeah, Um, come to Odacon,
come to just come to an animecon. That's what you need to do.
They there, they have Yo smash tournaments, tech In tournaments, they
have card game tournaments. Uh. That's a good place for meeting people because
you know, you just see who what they're dressed as and you're like,
hey, I know that random ass character or whatnot. And Honnesley, if
you come, you will be like the biggest thing there because you're an attractive
woman. I've never been to an anime con, but I've been through like
wizard World and Common Kinds. Okay, but I haven't been to one since
COVID. Okay, I think this year I'll tape back in to go to
go. Um. I think the last wizard World I went to was The
Wound where I saw Jason David Frank the Green Ranger. No shit, okay,
yeah yeah yeah yeah. So okay, we're done being nerds and that's
it rap and that's a rap. We're done. Okay, all right,
that's the end of that. No, it's not blurd Con is July seventh
through the Knife where send me to dts to that. I need to dates
to that immediately. I definitely will go to that for sure, just not
fur Con. No, I do kind of want to go to furn really
well all right, no humping, just to be in the costume. I
was gonna say, like, so, one of my best friends from high
school and Mills is a furry now Liz in a furry household in um uh,
San Francisco and goes to like cons all over the country. So if
you want to hook up for getting in one, I actually do want to
do that too, all right, I will. I'll put the word out
to him maybe. Uh um Okay, y'all. So let's get into our
regularly scheduled programming. Um. So, recently I was talking to somebody and
UM, I was talking to a man. And you know, when you're
getting to know people, y'all have conversations about like, you know, your
past, your present, thinks you're looking for I think she's been through X,
Y and Z, right. So as we're talking, you know,
he's very inquisitive and inquiring a lot about the people that I've you know,
previously dated, especially within the last six months. So as we're continuing this
conversation, he stops me. He says, well, can I ask you
something respectfully? I'm like, yeah, no problem, and he says,
you're telling me that you attract all these high value men. Why are you
still single? Right? And I want to repeat that. So I'm trying
to get to know this guy, and he's very inquisitive about my past and
people that I'm talking to. And after we finish, like you know,
a little recap six months whatever, he asks me, yo, like you
keep saying that you attract all these high value men, why are you still
single? And I think that this is something that a lot of people get
confused. A lot of women today, especially those that have something to offer,
are single by choice. Right. It's not that we can't find a
man. It's not that we can't find a man we don't want the options
that are out here. Okay, and hold on, hold on, hear
me out for a second. Hear me out, because I know y'all gonna
go on a tangent say, oh you're gonna we'll hold on. Hear me
out. Right. When we're talking about these high value men, a lot
of times we're just talking about money. When we're talking about these high value
men, A lot of times we're just talking about men with money, right,
And I'm just at a point in my life where you having money ain't
enough, right, Like, Yo, can I confide in you? Like?
Do I feel safe with you? Like? You know, Like it's
other things more than just having money. And I find that a lot of
men with money that's just all they have to offer. Like do I like
hanging out with you? Do I enjoy my time with you? Like?
Are you emotionally intelligent? Like what else is going on here? Are you
a good person? Are you feeling oriented? Are you interested in being monogamous?
Like? All these things go into talking to people, And even if
it is a high value man, Like just because everybody wants you, doesn't
mean I have to lower my standards or you know, put my morals to
the side because you got money. That ain't enough. I'm not point in
my life for but I got a little bit of money too, So what
are we doing here? The money ain't enough, baby, it ain't enough.
It ain't Can you hold a good conversation? Are we going to be
able to nerd out to other? Like? Do you make me laugh?
Am I really enjoying my time with you? And more important than anything else?
More important than anything else? Can you teach me something? Can you
teach me something? Because that's what I'm looking for? And baby, I
really don't care what it is. Okay, you can teach me about the
migration pattern of penguins. Maybe I don't care. Can you teach me something?
Because you just having money? It's not enough for me. It's not
enough. Like and I realized that these high value men that I'm gonna put
in air quotes, I realized that because everyone is chasing this top ten percent,
they feel like they don't have to develop character, they don't have to
develop being funny, they don't have to have anything else to offer. And
that's cool. It's just not cool for me, right, Like that's gonna
be enough for eighty percent of the United States, eighty percent of the world,
eighty percent of the women in the world. That's gonna be enough for
eighty percent of the women in the world. But unfortunately it's just not enough
for me. I want to, I want to learn something. I want
to feel safe with you. I want to. I want you to be
able to express your feelings to me and me be comfortable enough to express my
feelings with you. So, at the end of the day, having money
ain't enough. It's really not enough. Hold on to me, tap into
the live, y'all. Get on my nerves already. First first, first,
common, I said, uptown, Underscore confidential two on five. I'm
gonna teach you how to tow cards. I got you, and you know
what, my dumbass is gonna be outside whip my gloves, strapping up,
getting ready to tow some cards. Bay, I sure am, you can
teach me. And I'm ana beat there trying to learn. Yep, I
sure am, I sure am. Hey, Cav Jasper asks for you today,
keV, you bought a badge. Thank you, keV under score two
on five for the first bash. Thank you, baby, Jasper. Tell
him I missed him and Um, I got some treats for him. I
can teach you how to code and react, baby, yys, teach you
all to me. Yes, Um, president is definitely important, Zach Goodrich
says. Joe Power twelve says character over money absolutely, Uptown Confidential two on
five says same with us. A lot of women not even worth a date
for real world, to be honest, Okay, right now, hear me
out. I feel like the same way I say, you know, having
money isn't enough a lot of times from men. What I hear is when
dealing with women, being attractive isn't enough. Like there are a lot of
women who are just good to look at, but the same thing, like
they're you don't have fun with them, or you don't enjoy conversations with them,
or you don't look forward to spending time with them, or they don't
make you feel like you're safe enough to have the conversations that you want to
have. So I don't know, man, moral the story is, yo,
you you're just gotta bring a little bit more. Y'all bring a little
more more. Everybody gotta bring a little bit more. We all need more.
Q just Killing Boo says money isn't worth everyone's happiness anymore. Your value
and health is your wealth. Plus, I'll teach you how to play tech
in. I don't even know how to play tech in. I already told
you. I pressed all the buttons. That's all I need. Okay,
you see this, You see this? What Nigga's gonna rob pull this out?
Huh huh exactly exactly. I got this. Okay, me press all
the buttons. They't let me down this far? Why would I stop now?
While would I stop? Okay? Um keV underscored two on five says
I can teach you how to Doug you go to hell, Go to hell?
Okay, go to hell. Nope, Nope, nope. Um DJ
Stone says I can teach you how to DJ and announce that an NBA game.
Listen, baby, that ain't no problem. Okay, I got the
hand coordination to DJ. Look, I'm already ready for it. Uh Uh
Okay, that ain't look that. That looked official. That looked official.
Thank you. Um Joe Parrott twelve says facts one of the most attractive women
I know it is homeless woman. Huh and you're just lighting her? What
is How do we get here? If a homeless woman is attractive, maybe
all for her a home. How do we get here? Oh wait,
this ties into what you were saying last episode, which part never let a
broke woman. You're absolutely correct, never never, and I actually probably say
it never let it broke bitch, honestly, So thank you, Kevin,
thank you for that. Um Office says I'll teach folks how to make the
Pico bill low. Man' I ain't playing with that Pico bill shit. Pico
is the electric company in Philadelphia. If y'all doer don't know, and so
it'd be all these other companies like, oh, I can make you an
electric glow, and they don't be making an electric glow, and you end
up switching companies like every fucking three months. You know what. I actually
would probably be interested in that, because why don't keep telling me they're gonna
make it low when they don't get low? I'm underscore. Patrick Wright says
she played with Eddie and techn I do I feel triggered? Okay, you
don't. When I pull up this Cappa wetta Okay, you see this,
You see this? Me and Eddie be fucking it up. Okay, fuck
y'alls, I am crying. Ow Fit says, are you doing the hammer
dance on a controller? I'll be making Eddie do all the dances. Okay.
We'll be getting that shit in cappe Wetta style, okay. Zach good
Rich Bridge says, I personally feel that if they're demeanor or vibe doesn't bring
you peace initially or at all, then you need to reevaluate your surroundings and
the people in it. I agree, one thousand per shit percent. Shout
out to King Slim nineteen eighty six, just for a badge, Thank you,
baby, I appreciate you. Um Q just chilling View says not present
buttons, Lord, baby, let me help you. I don't need no
help. I got this. I keep telling y'all, I got this.
Y'all heard her saying she's been killing herself with the road story, been spending
the clips heavy. All right, fuck y'all, Alfit, says DJ Didler.
You know what, I don't have to take this. I don't take
this at all. Forget you guys, thank you very much. Okay,
all right, now listen, So earlier we were talking about how I was
saying that, you know, the men that I run into, they don't
really have much offer except for money, right, And I just want to
say that, like, I don't blame these men that don't have anything else
to offer besides money, because women don't make them have to have anything else
besides money. Like, I don't blame these men for not bringing personality or
character or good conversations or you know, a good time because the women is
the one that's allowing this stuff to slide, so they feel like they don't
have to develop these things, right, And I say that it's because I'm
talking to my girlfriend and she's telling me about how this guy she's into it's
really really cool through texts, but when they get in person, he doesn't
really have much to say. And I said, oh, wow, that's
crazy, and how you let him down? And I feel like it was
like that mean, like what you mean gott to see it through my boy?
And I'm like, no, we don't. We don't have to see
it through because it's not teaching him to be better. It's not forcing him
to work on his social skills. Like, if there's somebody you're dating and
they have qualities that you feel like need to be developed, what's the harm
of just telling them, like, yo, it's so crazy. I feel
like we vibe so much on the phone, but when we get in person,
you seem like a little bit nervous or you know, we don't really
talk like that, like you cool, like this's a mom doing, like
I want you to know it's a safe space, blah blah blah. Like
you also have to make them feel comfortable, right, And sometimes that's what
that conversation can do. Sometimes you need to have a conversation letting them know
that not necessarily this is a safe space. But baby, you can relax.
You don't act like you gotta stick up the ass all the time.
Okay, So I don't know, ladies, fellas, if these people born,
start telling them they're born, all right, If these people are born,
start telling them they're born, because it's not helping them, it's hurting
them, okay, because then they're gonna run into somebody like me and not
understand why I'm not on a dick like everybody else because you're boring because I'm
not having fun here. I don't enjoy myself. It's not fun to me.
I never enjoyed it, hated it, boom, like it's just not
it. Zach Goodrich says, so where do you meet these non wholesome men,
because I'm here, like, what the fuck are they out here treating
women? That's badly? Honestly, if you don't believe me, just sit
down and have a conversation with a group of women and you're gonna hear that
these are common complaints and common experiences that they're all like having, because for
some reason, it feel like we're all running into the same five niggas.
Like, for some reason, it feels like me and every other woman in
the world is running into the same five niggas. All right, now,
I'm gonna bring him down to you, righting him. First, you got
the guy who says he's not ready for a relationship but wants to do all
the relationship things boom right. Second, you got the guy who's not over
his ex and need to go talk to the lady because he's still got a
lot of shit harboring inside of him. Okay, and he don't realize he
needs to go talk to the lady. Okay. Third, you got the
one who got a baby on the way. Hmm, yeah, he got
a baby on the way, and he not really claiming it because he don't
know if it's hiss. Yeah, it's him. Hey out there, Hey
out there. Then you just just just what I'm about to tell you all
right now, this is just the kicker right here. Then you got the
one who is all on your dick, giving you everything that you need,
conversation, personality, making you feel comfortable, making you feel safe. Right
and it just randomly decides to go shoot for like two weeks just because because
they're not ready and they'd be so busy. Boy, fuck you, fuck
you, okay. And then the fifth one, the fifth one is a
variable. This is the one who you try to give a chance to who's
not really in your league, but you're like, yo, maybe I need
to try some new things. Let me just give them a chance. So
you give them a chance, and they keep play in your fucking face.
And that's all the niggas that are out here right now. If I missed
and listen, if I missed any of them, please let me know.
But I think this is a good synopsis of all the men that are available
right now. Like I've realized that all the good men are taken, So
I have two options. I can either wait maybe about three to four years
till they all get divorced. Or I can just continue to pick from the
clearance rack, and I take that back. All the good men aren't taken,
they're just extremely hard are defined. All the gldmen aren't taken, they're
just extremely hard to find. So a majority of us are left for one
of two options. You can either wait three or four years till all the
married niggas get divorced, or you can continue to pick from the clearance back
and hope that you luck up and find some stashed in between angers. Okay,
it's like y'all ever been to Ross. You haven't been shopping at Ross
rossby having some shit, but you gotta like go through every fucking hanger and
every fucking aisle to find that gem. And that's just what it's like dating
right now. It's giving Ross. It's giving Ross. Every once in a
while, you're gonna find some fly ship though it's just gonna take you a
minute to get it. Just gonna give a minute to get it. Q
just chilling Voo says, not gonna lie. I just recently got a relationship
a few months ago, and I'm and right now I'm in my healing face.
I just want, honestly to work on myself before I get back out
there. Cool. Cool, Just continue to work on yourself and don't I
don't want to say don't waste anyone's time, because I don't believe in wasting
people's time. I believe in experiences. Don't allow anyone to feel like there's
a potential move forward when you're still in your healing face, because that's,
like, you know, kind of corny. Zach Goodridge says, I'm mad
you said a clearance rack it is. Joe Paris said, I founder Ralph
Laurence shirt for twelve ninety nine yesterday, see and be having some shit.
You just gotta go through all like the hangers and all the racks to find
it. Uptown Underscore Confidential said, Nah, we're not hard to find.
We at work. Yes, you're in between those hangers. Okay, because
if you always at work, baby, how I'm gonna find you. I
gotta search for you now because you're always at work Like that's a thing.
Outfit says, Damn, I must have been all of those in life.
The fuck she's tell me you hate me? Listen, that's just it.
Rika says, But good men want good women. We gotta be blessed all
for more than looks and food, or we gotta be willing to offer more
than looks and food. I agree. Now, I don't want to make
this a gender thing because the same way women, the same way we're looking
through the clearance rack. Believe me, it's men out here that are unfortunately
looking through the clearance rack for us as well. Like it's not a gender
specific thing. Like it's hard for everybody out here, but there are some
gems you just gotta be willing to look. That's it. Um speaking of
women willing to look and being patient, and um, I don't say I'm
gonna say a little bit god like okay, and something I'm not gonna like
what I'm about to say, something I'll not gonna like it. But I
just I had this, this this message blessed on my heart this week,
and I wanted to share it. What you are and hear me out before
you say anything. I wish my cutoff game was as strong as God's.
Yeah, I wish my cut off game was as strong as guys. And
the reason I say that is because he was sick of you niggas, and
he flooded the earth and he said I'm done with y'all real start start over
right, start over right. And I feel like sometimes I'd be giving people
too many chances, Like I really be giving people too many chances. I
really wish my cutoff game was as strong as God's because he was sick of
you niggas and flooded the earth and said, restart, read out from the
top. Okay, that's it. That's it. Like I don't know,
I don't know. I don't know what I have to work on myself to
be able to just be like, fuck y'all, fuck y'all, and fuck
y'all. Okay. I feel like if we were made in God's image,
sometimes I don't feel like I'm living up to it because I've been giving yall
niga too many chances, all right, And I don't want to hear.
Oh, but the Lord forgives us and give this to y'all. Know that's
not what I'm talking about, Okay. I'm talking about this right here,
when he flooded the earth, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about
that story right there. Okay, Dan, we're talking about Old Testament God,
Where are you doing anything wrong? He's just like, all right,
y'all. I wish that I had the determination of Old Testament God. Okay.
I wish I had the tenacity and the strength to cut you niggas off
like Old Testament God. Right, like that baby got cut in half.
Yeah, the first born, You're fucking done. I wish that I had
that in me. I need that, okay, Like I want to have
the spirit. Like it's a dumb for y'all, ladies, nigga's cousins,
aunties, everybody. It's a dumb y'all. It's a rep Get somebody else
to do it. Get somebody else to do it, Okay. Like I
said, I'm not talking about that forgiveness. Shit, we're not talking about
that. I'm talking about laying a lawd down guy, That's what I'm wanting.
I'm on some of that in me, Big Doug um Dan. Do
you want to get into edibles? Yes, I'm sorry, y'all. So
the edible portion on the show is when we read questions and comments and stories
that you guys send in and if it's a longer story that doesn't fit in
a prompt that we put up on Thursdays, you can always be in me
or you can email inquiries at stormyp dot com. So, Um, first
question, Um, if she say coming me douran sex, she trapped herself,
right, And I'm gonna read that again. I'm gonna read that again.
If she say come in me during sex, she trapped herself, right.
This is this is a multi uh. This is a multi level question.
Right. So first, I don't care how many times she say come
in me, don't do it. It's a trap. Don't say And I'm
even gonna say it's a trap because sometimes I'll be saying that shit too.
If I'm like, yeah, fill me, up coming me. I don't
want no kids. I don't want that. We don't want that. We
never want that. Okay, when we say fill me, up coming me,
we don't mean that from the bottom of our heart. We don't mean
that. Okay, when I say it, we don't do it. Okay,
don't don't do it. Don't know. That's the first thing. Second
thing, if you are dumb enough to do it, well, if you
poured that on yourself, I don't know what you want me to say.
I don't really have a I don't have a good takeaway from this. This
whole situation is trash, especially if this is someone who isn't your person,
just don't do it like there's there's there's no no no, like when when
we say that. It's like when someone it's like when someone sneezes and instinctively
you just say bless you. You don't mean it. You don't really want
the Lord to bless them. Well, maybe you do it. I don't
know. It's like, um, it's like when you have food, right
and you ask people like, oh, you want some. You don't really
want these niggas that had none of your food. You're just offering it as
a nice gestures. It's a nice gesture. You don't really want to give
these people some of your food. It's just a nice gesture. Oh that's
just me. I'm not only fan, nick, I'm not only person who
really don't want no no. Like I totally agree, Like I am on
that same boat where if I offer my food, I'm in my mind like,
please don't take any no, like oh I want all my nugs,
like come on, especially my chicken nuggets, like for ten, I'm having
ten. I don't know. I don't know. Um, And I'm looking
on a live I see a lot of people saying like, oh, plan
B is always an option, blah blah blah blah blah, just don't do
it, Like, yes, plan B, it's an option, but another
option is just not doing it or just lie, just act like and let
that be it and just let her think you did and don't like because I'm
gonna be rote you. We don't mean it, we don't need it.
I mean, you know, there's always a plan, a option as that
billboard off of seventy Oh god, oh with the baby, yes, oh
God, no, no, no, no Listen if she says coming me,
do not shoot the club up, Okay, she do not want to
take that charge. She does not need it for sure, for sure.
Um. Next next question, Um, have you always been flawless or was
there a build up? Baby? I was hit, and I'm gonna be
real with y'all. I wasn't that, Okay, I wasn't that. I
wasn't that, and I wasn't that. I was very um. I was
very much tomboyish and very butchered about, like tenth grade um. And then
I started trying to develop myself. And even then it was still like a
sierra look like baggy cargo, short crop top like yes, yes, like
this here is like new for me, like I feel. And the crazy
part is, I honestly feel like the older I get, the finer I
get, like because when I'll be looking at like how I looked when I
was in like my early early early twenties. Who But then again it was
other shit going on because this was around the time where like all the girls
was wearing very very pale pink lipstick and everybody looked like Tyrone big hums because
we all had white lips. Yeah yeah, So I think now it's better
because I understand what works for me. I also went through this period where
I just wore like the really really thick eyelashes. I ain't know no better.
I just found myself, y'all. So don't I don't know what you
want me to say, Like I know I to answer your question. I
just got fine, literally like yesterday, just got fine, okay. And
like I didn't understand how to style and do my natural hair, so when
I was wearing like my natural hair out, it really would just be I
washed my hair and I'm walking outside, and it was given very much.
Samuel Jackson, mister Glass, I didn't know why I had no idea like,
now I'll style it look cute. I can go on public like that.
It's like, yeah, but I just got cute. To answer your
question, M So, next, need guidance on making female friends? Everyone
always hating? Where is the love? I feel like making female friends is
easy, but I feel like a lot of times we forget that. I'm
gonna start over. I'm an answering this question in two different parts. So,
if you're looking for a good place to meet female friends, aside from
the usual, you see somebody with cute shoes, yeah, spitch, Oh
where you get those from? Oh, let's shop it up, let's meet
friends. Blah blah blah. You got HIGI? Yeah, I got HIGI
Da da da da. Right aside from that, if that isn't working for
you, I noticed was gonna be a stretch for something you'll But there are
apps like meet up where you can join groups and you can go to different
sessions and all you gotta do is type in things that you like. Like
if you're into lifting, you can go and meet up and type in girls
who lift and type in your city and they'll be like groups for girls who
lift, and or if you're into books, you're into nature walks, you're
into X Y and ZA, whatever. Just type in like, you know,
girls who like to coupon or couponing. If you don't want to have
like a gender specific group, you know cuponing. You can type in hiking,
you can type in anything. Just type in your city and you'll find
groups with people who have like interest and you also can be as very you
can be as specific or as vague as you want to. You can type
in African American groups, you can type in Latina groups, you can type
in whatever. Right now, you do have to try to be committed because
I feel like a lot of times, whether it's friendships, whether it's relationships,
whatever, we're talking about what we want, but we're not really making
a good effort. Okay, The app is free. Sign up. Find
people in an area, or maybe people who aren't in your area, just
people who have like minded interests and you're guaranteed to connect with one of them.
But you have to put forth the effort in doing so. Right now.
The second part I wanted to say is ladies, when she said everyone
always hate and where's the love? This right here? This got to me,
okay, because you know what hurts my feelings so bad. I hate
that women haven't figured out that the more attractive women you have in your circle,
the more free shit you get. Okay, So like these women who
be hating on other women simply because they're cute, simply because they're pretty,
simply because they have a body, whether it's or natural, y'all are ridiculous
to me. I don't understand it. You get way more free shit with
the more attractive women that you have around you. And I know all y'all
know exactly what I'm talking about. It's one woman who's just hell been on
being that bitch. Well, if you're that bitch, but you got a
circle full of ducks around you, babe, just you getting into the club,
just you getting into VIP. But if you walk up with three four
all bad bitches, let alone different flavors. Oh, you got the vanilla,
you got the chocolate, you got the caramel, you got the butter,
peaka and puto Rican Baby, you ain't paying for a thing. Okay,
work smarter, ladies, use your comment sense, Okay. Like,
the more attractive women that you have around you, the better. Okay.
I hate those women who feel like in order for them to shine, they
have to dimp somebody else's life. What is this? What is this?
Na? That's not the case at all. Okay. In reference to everyone
always hating, I do think that's something that we have to get better at,
like we really do. Because the more attractive women you have around you
to better. Okay, Uptown Confidential says, and all the ducks be cock
blocking. Yeah, you know what we gotta say. Anohing, got say
anohing. If you choose to be in the circles that only have one attractive
woman, Okay, if you are one of the ducks, do not be
cock blocking. Okay, don't do that. Don't do that. If you're
not confident enough to hang around somebody who is very attractive, go by the
places, because it's very obvious when you're hating simply because she's getting all the
attention. It doesn't benefit anyone. It doesn't benefit anyone. Okay. So
that's another thing I want to say, stop just because all the dudes are
talking to that girl. If you're not confident enough to handle that, stop
hanging around her. Okay, find people who are within your number range.
And when I say number range, baby, if you are five, you
keep hanging around this ten and getting mad when all the dudes only one to
ten. If you're not confident enough to handle that, find you a group
of between four and sixes, okay, and make it makes sense anymore.
I don't even say four and sevens. Okay, make it make sense,
you know what I mean? But the seven is tricky because if she is
a seven, technically, if she's hanging around all fours, that's gonna make
her look a little bit worse, a little bit worse. I don't know.
Just don't do it, don't I don't know, don't do don't do
it, don't do it? All right? How much lifting? Like nine
minutes? Okay? Um? Um? Actually have a quick question kind of
based around that last one, um because coming from like because I know you're
talking about like you know the um Yeah, all the girls going after like
the dude. But do you ever feel on your side because like I just
thinking back to a party. It was at a few weeks ago or there,
there was this like you know, cute chick um and like you you
know, you see all like the I don't want to say bottom line guy
because like some of them are my friends, but like you know, like
they're you look at him, You're like, yeah, you're not. You
know, you're not You're not knocking out of the park, like right right,
um, and you know, like this just chick um. You know
they they were just like swarming her. Yeah, and like, um,
you know, me and her hit off nerd. We talked about gaming and
whatnot say you know, say say and so like you know, there there
there came a point where you know, like we had a few good interactions
and then I saw her like literally like you know, three or four of
them like gathered around her or trying to talk at her, and she literally
just excused herself came over to talk to me and like, you know,
we yeah, nothing came of it, like we're just you know whatever.
But um, but I just do you like so obviously I'm guessing like she
felt it, but like do you feel when you're on that side of things?
Like can you tell like you know, the the sharks are swarming.
Yeah, I'm very familiar with feeling like chump. Very I'm very familiar with
feeling like yo, I'm just in a room full of vultures. I'm very
familiar with being preyed upon, because that is exactly what it is. Um.
But I feel like the more confident you are, the more you're able
to maneuver around it, right, because if you're not confident in yourself or
um, you're not a strong communicator. Sometimes what happens is like if you
get like a vulnerable chick who's like doesn't really have like a lot of confidence
within herself, she will get swallowed the fuck up. She will get swallowed
the fuck up, like given her number two guys who are not worth her
time. Um, And I think that to your point, like we would
much rather have a conversation with substance, right, So even though all these
guys are swarming, I'm still going to, you know, get my drink
and go back to you, and we're going to finish our conversation about Guardians
of the Galaxy, you know what I mean. Like we're appreciating that because
it's like God, Lee, like please, you're saying earlier, like you
want more, more than just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, one
thousand percent, one thousand percent uptown Underscore Confidential says, always play the background,
be mysterious. You'll stand out in a room full of hounds. I
don't know, I don't I don't know. You have to you have to
make. You have to make, you have to make a little bit,
okay, to give them a little something to kind of like, Yo,
your majesty double O seven says I am group. Please we have groups,
all right, you know what? And with that being said, okay,
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