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Cheers cheers Maybe I think cheers means thank you is what I've gotten?
Okay? So does Ireland have like in a low hall? How do they
say hi? Here? Maybe just hi Hi, Hi, Hi hyeah?
And then we come along like, how do you how doy? I'm here
for it? Hi? Hello? How you doing? Rihanna doing good?
Adam? How are you? I'm doing good? Welcome to Bottled Up Bitches,
your favorite sex podcast, Me Rihanna and Me add and so. In
this episode live from Dublin Iron, it's Bottled Up Don't Doom, Don't do
Doom. That's our theme song. Yeah kind of. You probably have heard
our episode and a few Candy Crush commercials lately, because that's where I've been
hearing our theme song. Adobe free be using our music, right, But
them's the breaks? What happens when you use a free music Well it's not
free, we pay for it, but stock music. But yeah, we
have We're coming on the tail end of like an eight to nine day Ireland
vacations yes, that we booked originally for you know, your birthday, a
little later than your birthday obviously, but that was the best time to travel.
But boy, has it been a whirlwind of travel? Boy? Boy
has it? Yeah? So I wanted to get into the travel of it
all and all those good things, but I wanted to also hear maybe that
we should have taken this bit recording before we traveled. But you know,
what were your if y'all hear some crazy sounds. The wind here in Dublin
is tornado level within. Yeah, Chicago had got nothing on Dublin. No
legit. I cannot understand how wendy it is. We were walking from the
arter bus stop, you know, after we got into town to our hotel,
and I got nearly picked up off our feet, uh nearly swooped.
My baggage was also like I was watching kids fall over, Like this has
been absolutely insane when it comes to the wind in Dublin. We did travel
to two other cities before Dublin, and we'll get into that and all that
good stuff, but not nearly as Wendy. But I wanted to hear what
were your what did you want to get out of this trip? Like what
was the priority, what were you most excited for? What was the expectation?
And this may sound but I think just like seeing a different culture.
Yeah, primarily just like how how do the Irish live, how do they
go day by day? What are they like? I think I'm always very
interested in what the differences are between what we're used to in the States and
what other places do, even from like another you know, primarily English speaking
country, Just what the differences are. Yeah, no, absolutely, And
there's been quite a few, like little subtle differences that've been very interesting.
I also was very similar, but I couldn't compute it. I was like,
it's going to be different, but I don't really understand how. But
I've been to Scotland before Scotland, so I know, like of some like
I could. There were a few little memories like I remember, you know,
you always think about like, oh, the roads are a little smaller,
like the buildings are close to it feels like a movie set, you
know what I mean of how skinny the roads are. You're like a stone
throwaway from across the street, which we're not used to. But man,
but being back in it, like even thinking about it doesn't compare like it's
so it's such a different vibe. It's it feels very neighborly because everything's so
close together. Everything's very close together. Yeah, yeah, no, the
road, I think that's something. The roads are so tight here, like
we we we we're pretty much like we don't want to rent a car just
because I don't want to, like I have to try to figure out where
we're going. We wouldn't have GPS, like it would have been a whole
thing. But especially seeing on top of like trying to figure out how to
drive on the opposite side, getting used to that, and just how close
out tight the roads are. I think I would have been. We would
have been fighting the whole time. Yeah, I'm scared. And when you
drive regularly, Yeah yeah, Yeah. You said something that that gave me
a thought. You said just to seeing other cultures. Uh you said something
else? What else did you say, Like how the other side lives.
We've got some people in the streets, we do have people in people in
the streets, people in the streets. Well, does it meet your expectation
like so far, like coming on the tail end of it, I know
that that's probably a question I should ask at the actual end of it.
But so far, do you feel like your expectations have been met? I
feel like he did. Yeah, does this trip suck? No, this
trip doesn't suck. I think definitely. I think in the I'll be curious
where how Dublin is. Dublin so far kind of just feels like big city,
like another big city in America, very similar. Yeah, but like
definitely Cork and Kinzel definitely felt I think hit that expectation of feeling like a
very different kind of place. Yeah. No, absolutely, and yeah,
yeah, I lost my train of thought a little bit there. I'm excited,
though. Yeah, how about you, how's your like, how's the
expectations going for you? I feel like my expectations were super low. I
was just excited, Honestly. My generic reason is I was just happy to
have some alone time with you, yeah, and have some quality time.
I know you were excited to see some castles and like that kind of thing,
and I was like, yeah, I'm looking forward to that too,
But I wasn't looking forward to eating here because everything seems bland as fuck.
But the food is be so good. We'll get into some of that,
but uh, yeah, that's just kind of like the overall synopsis summary of
what we were hoping for. But going into the trip itself, I saw
that you just pulled a hair out of your nose, and I saw this,
so I just went I just grabbed it and ripped. Oh my god,
I don't think I've ever seen like a nose hair in your hands.
So let's start off with travel. Because our travel we booked. We live
in Austin, Austin, Texas for now. For now, the trip was
from Austin, Texas three pm to Philadelphia. We were gonna land there like
at six thirty ish pm and depart there around nine, right, a little
bit of a layover, so that was fun. And then from so Austin
Philadelphia, Philadelphia to Double A straight to Double so that is what we and
then like and then immediately it's like a two and a half to three hour
train ride to Cork. Yes, because we were gonna start in court.
Ye, not what happened at all, not in the slightest what happened.
So what happened is we immediately get context of time we're recording this that you're
gonna if you're a Texan, you know what's going on right now. We're
recording this the day before this episode comes out, So what's today? The
twenty first Texas just went and and en up north a little bit, just
went through an Arctic freeze and we were experiencing cold starting on Monday, the
day we were flying out the night prior, like so you know, Monday
morning, two am, the temperatures dropped to like fifteen to twenty degrees fahrenheit,
which is not a thing. The last time we experienced this, we
had the like the snoke Apocalypse of twenty twenty two, and we also had
a little bit of a freeze last Christmas as well, but not nearly as
cold. But this was no snow, nothing like that. We didn't have
any precipitation, so just had an intense down downward spiral of temperatures which caused
a many a delay in the delays. Like the entire airport was in total
disarray, total disarray. When I woke up that morning, I think we
got around nine or ten, we slept in a little bit. I checked
immediately to see what's going on with flights, and they had already canceled like
twenty percent of the flights in Austin that morning. But they didn't cancel any
in the afternoon. Great, So it just looks like you know which I
expected. Things get cold, they don't prepare right, things freeze, things
crack, what have you. We were unaffected at that point, so I
was like, Okay, we're good about noon maybe eleven. Right before we
left for home, I got the text that our flight was delayed an hour.
Yeah, okay, no worries. Four pm. We're still gonna make
Philadelphia or Philadelphia flight because the layover was like two and a half hours.
No worries. We go through, We get to the airport fly through security,
which is interesting. I was like, wow, what ad like you
on insecurity? And then I get the second message that our flight has been
delayed another hour, which is going to cause us to miss our Philadelphia flight.
Right so instead of waiting. I don't know if this is an American
Airline thing or an Austin thing, because we're flying American. They have one
counter for rebooking for the all of America, No just American, all of
American airlines as big as it is, I mean American Airlines and Austin,
the Austin airports and of the flight. Yeah, they have one counter at
Gate twenty eight so as long as fuck. And we're a little nervous about
it. And one lady was like, hey, you can wait in this
line, or you can just go to the booking like outside of exit exit
through the front, and then just go to like the check in counters you'll
have there's a bunch of counters. Great, So we do that route instead,
fly through that line decently. I think we're only in line for and
the lady immediately is like okay, and she gives us some a type of
bad news. She says, we're gonna have to fly you into Dallas tonight.
You're gonna have to do an overnight in Dallas and then like noon the
next day go from Dallas to Dublin. And we were like, no,
you and I I have had terrible experiences in the Dallas airport. We get
stuck in Dallas all the fucking time, especially when there's inclement weather. There
is no fucking way out of Dallas. Yeah, for anyone out there traveling.
And this is coming from us from multiple experiences. And this also my
dad has always said this, and my dad like he still does a little
bit, but not as bad. But he used to shut up like travel
and fly for a living, like he was constantly on planes. He has
also always said, DFW will always screw you, DFW will always get delays,
will always like change your gate at the last minute to the opposite side
of the airport, Like dfw' is one of the worst airports. Yeah,
which sucks because it's American Airlines Hub. If y'all didn't know that, I
didn't. Yeah, that made me cackle that it's a hub because we have
the most terrible experiences there. So my concern it's also one of the biggest
airports in the country. Yeah, My big concern was that this Arctic freeze
was gonna last like three days. I don't want to go to Dallas and
get stuck there. We're gonna get screwed over. And so she's telling us
like there was two options, and it was they were both Dallas. It
was like flight to Dallas tomorrow or fly to Dallas today. Either way,
you're not going to get to Dublin from Dallas until like mid afternoon is the
flyout time. Okay. So I was like, is there any other airport
we can go to? I don't want to go to Dallas, And she's
like, oh, right, when you say that your flight just got changed.
So finally American Airlines caught on, you know, in the you know,
in that short you know, they caught on pretty quickly. Yeah,
we'd only figured it out because we're at the airport that we were going to
miss our layover, our connector. So they rescheduled us to go to Miami,
fly to Miami. Yes, that's what they rescheduled us for. It
was there was no there was one in the middle because the we didn't get
on Miami when we were outside of the gate. Because remember we were on
a different flight to Miami. They put it with the original Miami too,
so we've got two Miami flights a little bit okay, okay, yes,
So she's like, they rescheduled your flight. You are going to leave Austin,
go to Miami, Miami to London, London to Dublin. Gross.
Sure, but we got to do it. She's like, is that fine
with you? You're going to leave today at six p five thirty was the
original time? Five thirty? Yeah, And we're like, yes, absolutely,
let's do it. Because I was like, I just want to get
out of this freeze, and she was like I agree, Like don't,
don't go to Dallas. You need to get out of Texas. So that
worked out perfectly. We get in there, we find our gate. Cute
stuff at this point as well. It's only like one thirty pm, yeah,
because we you know, you do you get there three hours early.
But we flew through security, so we're being solution oriented pretty early in the
day. Yeah, some time goes by, Okay, it goes from five
thirty to six, so we're what's happening is the entire airline of American Airlines
is just pushing everything, delaying, delanying, delaying. Yeah, now getting
now snow by. Yeah, every single flight's getting delayed, causing more delays.
We also find out a lot of pilots got stuck in Dallas. Yeah,
so there's short A lot of delays are happening because they don't have enough
pilots for all these flights because all their pilots are getting stuck in other cities
because of the freeze. Yeah. Shit, So it gets to the point
where multiple delays happen. We're in the clear. We're in the clear.
I think on the fourth delay, I was like, we're now going to
miss our connector we're now going to miss our connector to London from Miami.
Fuck, get in line again. Get in line at gate twenty eighth this
time, because we're only like two hours before the flight. We're not going
to go back out. H wait in line. Probably an hour was a
long time because at that point, yeah, the other plane was about to
take off because it got delayed until like seven thirty something. And we get
to a really kind lady, miss Swiss, and she goes, Okay,
what I can do is put you on a different Miami flight so you can
get the fuck out of here and hopefully make your connector. It's taking off,
it's boarding right now, and it's the gate's gonna shut in like ten
minutes. And it's on the other it's on the opposite side of the airport.
We're at gate twenty eight. That was at gate six, yeah,
which luckily Austin's a fairly small airport, sure it is. We didn't have
to take like a shuttle or train, which is ever all ass all.
So she's like, it is going to take me more time to reschedule you.
I'm gonna put you on standby because they have thirty something open seats,
and she like hands us our papers and she's like, go, so we
take off. Adam, I'm like go without me, like I'm trying to
Also, like we're kind of fighting off like a cold at this point,
Like we're at the tail end of a cold. So we are not in
running shape. Yeah, yeah, we're running shape, running shape. Yeah.
Like I started tasting blood at the end, like yeah, again that
irony taste in my mouth. Yeah. And we both have like thirty pound
backpacks fifty pound rollers. You know, we we we're not going to check
a bag, brought our own carry ons, so we're rolling. We're both
rolling our own bags, backpacks, a swaying running. Adam's ahead of me.
I'm like, go, go, go, just get us on the
plane. We get to the gate, run up to the counter. No
one's at the counter. No, there's no line, and no one is
working the counter. Yeah, and one lady even says she's like, no
one's been here. She's like, this flight's supposed to have started boarding and
no one's been here for well, not only did she say, yeah,
no one's here, this flight was supposed to take off at one pm.
Yes, And now you and I are like fuck. So we finally find
somebody and I was like, hey, she said, someone said they were
gonna put us on stand by. Can you get us on the flight?
Yep, you're on the flight. Great. A few minutes go by,
and she says, all right, here's an update. Guys. We are
waiting on a pilot. He's about to get here. We're gonna start loading
here soon. So like we lucked out all these other people have been waiting
since one pm. We roll up. This flight's gonna it's supposed to take
off at seven. A few minutes go by, now it's gonna take off
at seven fifteen. Fuck, we're our Our window of layover from Miami to
London was like thirty five minutes. It was like no time. Yeah,
So the fact that this is getting delayed again is already like so there getting
tighter and tighter, and you and I have been on plenty of flights where
we make good time. You're like over it. It's been a long day,
and I'm just kind of like trying to reassure you, like, if
we make good time, we will be okay, which seems to be the
theme of what I've been saying this entire trip, but doesn't always happen.
If anything never happened. So they finally were about to board. I look
at your boarding past, Adam, and it doesn't have your name on it.
Oh, yes, I forgot about that. Yes, you're yeah.
Anything that could go wrong is pretty much in a way going. Yeah,
luckily we still have our passport. Adam's tickets is like Helen something, and
I go, that's not your name, So you have to, like you're
being sweet, you like, get in line. I'm like, don't get
in line. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, you better not get
in line, just like you better shout at her on the side of her
counter because this is a mistake. If we're loading up and I was nervous
that we were going to our seats were going to be together anymore. Immediately
had that thought, yeah, that it was going to change your seat.
It does. You get your new ticket, She fixes it for you.
You're no longer sitting with me. Hate that, but three and a half
hour flight, we'll figure it out. Yeah. We get on the plane,
I say, can I sit on my husband? They fix us up.
Yes, you can sit by her husband. Cool, coo cool.
Although it got delayed till like seven fifteen. We didn't take off until seven
fifty. Yeah, apparently, Yeah, it still the pilots still hadn't arrived
by the time we boarded. We were boarding and sitting there waiting for a
pie for a little while. We were Yeah, I mean we solidly waited
for like thirty five minutes. Yeah. And then also the runways were jammed
up. Yeah, at one point they made the announcement that the runways were
pretty back up and jammed. So so by the time we eventually get off,
it's like, Okay, well we definitely are not getting interesting our connector.
Yeah, we're not seeing the Connector. No, we didn't even have
the full if we were going to not make it to London. We were
hoping, like you never know. I was definitely nervous, like the airport
was going to be closed. You're like earlier, like planes run all day,
and I'm like, yeah, but like I don't know if I don't
think at this point there's going to be a cause the load in flight.
The Connector flight for London from Miami took off like a ten thirty PM.
I'm like, there's no way there's an eleven or a midnight Yeah, so
yeah, we're probably gonna miss this connector here, we'll figure it out.
We take that flight. Yeah, the airport's empty, bare naked lady Miami.
It's already warm though, so that's fun. We get off the plane,
I'm like, it's warm, and we go up to the counter and
she's like, so the earliest we have is tomorrow at four pm, which
is I can like feel that feeling right now of how frustrated. You know,
long travel is long travel, but when you're saying I have to now
sleep here, it feels ten times it does. And also there's that thing
of when she says tomorrow at five pm, it's that like stamp of definitive.
Okay, we just lost a full day of our vacation. Yeah,
we're now arriving a full day late, full day late, which sucks.
Yeah, it does suck because it's like the we were supposed to you know,
think about all the travel we did. We were originally supposed to leave
Austin three pm, arrive in Dublin nine am. Of course there's a time
difference, there is, but we only had ten hours of travel. Guys,
we were originally supposed to have ten hours of flight time and to really
like it was supposed to be leaving on a Monday, and we were going
to arrive in Dublin on Tuesday, Tuesday morning. Yeah. Now we're not
even leaving in Miami until late Tuesday. Yeah, so we're now arriving on
Wednesday, Yeah, a whole day later. Very defeating moment for us.
Luckily, because all this happened, our flight was tech. Our flight,
although because of weather are the the technical reason for the delayed flight and the
reason we missed our connector is due to pilot shortage, which is covered under
American Airlines. So they immediately like they were going to give us a free
room to stay in Miami. So that's nice, that is nice. You're
also forgetting one more thing. There was an earlier flight by like three or
four hours, but it was going to have us go from Miami back to
Dallas. She did give us then from Dallas to London, and we were
like no, no. First of all, we were like, we don't
want to fly out of Dallas. We don't want to land do anything in
DFW and be there is also like that pride or something where we're like,
well, no, we're already partially the way to the location. We don't
want to go back I'm not going backwards this whole stupid flight for nothing.
Yeah, so yeah, you're right, she did. So you said,
Okay, what we can do is well we'll send you on a flight tomorrow
to Dallas. From Dallas to that, We're like no. And then it
wasn't even Dallas to Dublin. It was Dallas to London to Dublins. Still
it was still going to be long. Yeah. I was like absolutely not.
I was like, we're not going We're not doing that. And because
the freeze was still happening, I'm like, there's no gear, there's no
like, we will get stuck, we will get stuck there again. Like
it's yeah, I wanted to shake this woman. I was because she was
giving us a little bit of two. She was like, well, she's
like, well, I'm giving you an option, but you're not You're refusing
to take it. And I was like, well hold on, ma'am,
like we will not get out of here. Like, and the thing is
you kind of you had a defeatedness about you where you seemed like you were
going to cave about it, and I was like, Adam listened to me,
Yeah, yeah, I know you made the right call. There was
definitely a part of me was like, I think a part of me was
just like I just want to get to Dublin as soon as possible. But
I think you made you one percent made the right call. I think we
would have it would have been way worse you were. You were like nodding
along to her, and I was like, absolutely not, Yeah, we
will be I can't describe that. This is how much that this this vacation
is going to get canceled if we go back to Texas. Yeah. I
was like, let's just stay here. I'm like, and she's like,
we're going to give you a room and I was like, yes, yes,
and she's like, we know the next one is going to be my
ay four pm. And you hearing that four pm, I was just watching
your your face and like your fist clenching. I was like, I'm so
sorry, Adam, but it's going to be okay. Yeah, I'm like,
we're getting a free room. She gave us two vouchers to Subway.
This episode is sponsored by Boy who knew Subway would be such a big part
of our trip. This episode is brought to you by the foot Long Cookie,
now featured at Subway. Well. She gave us, well, she
gave us four vouchers. She gave us two for dinner and then two for
tomorrow, and there were just like midnight. Well and it was just general
like anywhere. It was anywhere in the airport. Oh yeah, she said,
She said, I thought subway had like a had a thing with American
airlines. At this point, it was like midnight, so subway was the
only thing that was outside of security that was like in the airport and open
and open. That's why she was saying, She's like, go get subway.
She was trying to get us dinner for that night. Twenty four hours
and I don't know every well, I don't know. Definitely in this airport
it was opened late. And then later we yeah, find out it's all
so twenty four hours specific one. Yeah, yeah, don't run your subway.
Well, there is a twenty four hour one in College Station, Texas.
I know that it depends where you go for sure. Yeah, so
you know, we she goes, you can have a room. There's two
Hilton's one over here and somewhere I've never heard of it. And then she
was one in South Beach. I was like, oh, one in South
Beach That's that's vacation, baby, like apps a fucking lute le'm I was
determined. Can we talk about how determined I was? Where you were like,
I'm going to milk this this Miami time we have. I love warmth.
Yeah, I love warm I've always wanted to go to Miami. And
I was like, damn, we don't need have to be at the airport
until you know one. Yeah, that means I get to spend the morning
in Miami soaking up the ice Miami uh in no Leans Lounge and the Bay
and Nolins Molasses. So I was. I was quite enthralled, and I
I had to have a moment. Can I talk a little bit about how
frustrated you were? Yeah, you were very frustrated, very frustrated, And
sometimes when you're frustrated, you shut down a little and I really have to
like pump you back up. And I was like, we're here, there's
nothing we can do. I've always wanted to go to Miami. Let's go
to the fucking beach. I don't care like the day we've had, I'm
over it, Like we need to enjoy ourselves. This counts. This is
vacation. This counts milk the shit out of our time here, and I
will say I think we did. I think we did. So by the
time we made it to the hotel, it was like twelve forty five.
Yeah, and we check into our room. You're like, what do you
want to do? And I'm like, I think we should eat the same
thing. We got to the We rolled to the Hilton to the nicest lady
and I go, where's a good place? Like, is there a place
around here to get something to eat? She goes around this time of night
and it is Monday, Yeah, Monday, Monday, so technically Tuesday.
She goes around this time. There's a subway right here, and you and
I were like fuck. And I start laughing, and I was like,
is there a good place I can get a drink? She was like,
you'd have to go all the way down to twentieth Street and you would need
a car for that. And I was like, Oh, we're not We're
not gonna do all that bullshit. And I was like, all right,
thank you. So I didn't say that to her, but I was like,
all right, thank you. Go to the room. You're like,
what do you want to do? And I was like, oh, we
have to change because we're dressed for cold. Now we're in Miami. Yeah,
because because Austin was going through the freeze, the freeze and we were
like super layered up because we're going to double in anyway, so we have
zero clothes for Miami. Yeah, so let's strip down some layers. Let's
go to the subway. And I'm and like walk around for love, I
just want to explore. You're like all right, cool. We change head
to the subway where a man really wanted to fight about getting a free cook.
I have never seen someone so determined to get a free cookie in my
life. Yeah. Like, we were held up in the line. It
was just you, me and this other guy and this guy and guy,
and it took us forever to check out Jess because this guy was trying so
hard to argue that he deserved a free cookie. And then once they find
we're like, no, get the fuck out of here. He ate in
the restaurant and as we were leaving, he got up, back up,
He got back up, back up. He did some research and then started
showing his phone to show this people that he deserved a free cookie. So
we're getting the subway. It's almost one am, Adam, what's going through
your mind right now? Because, as y'all can tell, I'm kind of
leading the charge here on this Miami late night adventure. I'm in it to
win it. I'm here for vacation. I'm enthralled to be in South Beach
miles less than two miles away from the Versace mansion steps where Versace was murdered.
So I'm like, whoa, I'm having so much fun, yeah,
the mysteryal loon. I ended up enjoying our little walk, but at the
time, I was definitely like I just want to get the subway and go
to the room and go to sleep. Yeah, like I was just I
was so ready to just get the day over with and move on to the
next where I was like, we've wasted so much time. I'm taking it
back in my mind, I'm taking my power back. That's how I was
approaching. Sure. I was like, well, I'm not gonna just go
to bed and be miserable, be pissy, Like, I'm gonna turn this
around. When do I get to have this time? Yeah, we are
staying a block from the beach. Yeah, Mama's going to the motherfucking beach.
So when I turned to you and said, do you want to go
eat these sandwiches on the beach? What was going on in your mind at
the time. In my mind, I was going absolutely not, which is
so funny because you're like, yeah, yeah, well I knew you were
excited about it, and we were in Miami, Like it made sense.
I get got why so you don't regret it. I don't regret it.
Just at the time, I was like, God, I would just want
to be done with today. I get it. Thank you for powering through,
though, because I really think it turned the beat around. Sure,
So we went found the beach, ran on the beach. It's so fun
I was not about to take my shoes off. We have towels or nothing
like that. But so I've never been on the beach like that, intensely
in shoes, and it felt so wrong, but it was okay. Yeah.
I was morally like I'm gonna get so much. Luckily all I had
I had my boots, which are hy you know, my Duckmarnes are high
boots, and then I also brought my converses that are high top, so
like, no sand was getting in my shoes. Yeah. So we go
and we find a cabana, a metal cabana that's been stripped of the cushions
because it's nighttime and we're sitting on a metal al but chairs are locked up,
so we're sitting on a metal frame. I'm swinging my little feet.
We are six feet from the ocean. I can't see it, and it's
terrifying, but it's so fun, and it was lit up. There was
us light and close enough light for us to see more or less, zero
moon in the sky, beautiful wind. I'm eating my sandwich. I was
really having fun. Yeah, it was very pretty. Yeah. I was
like, wasn't this nice sitting It's nice and you're like yeah, yeah,
and then you're like there's no napkins. You're like pissed off. Your hands
are sticky. But I was like, it'll be all right. So I
was like, it's like, I was so happy to hear the ocean,
although I couldn't see it, And at one point we tried to get close
so I could see it, and I was like, no, no,
no, it's so scary hearing the hearing the ocean and not being able to
see it is terrifying but so exhilarating. So you know, I try to
get you all some content, guys. I asked if Adam would fuck me
in one of the lifehouses. Lighthouses, life lifeguards, like beach guard houses.
I don't know what they're called, like guard stands, life guard stands.
Oh, the cute little shack on the beach. They have every like
a few feet or so. We see we're in between two of them and
I'm like, let's go sex and one and You're like no. I was
like, can we go sit? Can you go stand on it? And
you're like fine. Because I'm just a hoodlum and I want to break into
shit because if I had, I would have gone and tried to like open
that door and it was open, I would have rummaged. I love to
go through people's things. We walk up and there's a homeless man sleeping in.
Yes, so that terrified I like, well, yea. Also,
I think it's the same person we saw on the way to the beach,
the woman who is peeing on the sheet. Yeah, I think it was
the same person. That's fun. Can you imagine, Like, so she's
not homeless, like she looked put together, she just had a night.
No, I think she was definitely homeless. She don't pee on the beach
and then have an entire She didn't be on the beach, she'd be on
the stay okay, you on the sridewalk and then go sleep in a lifeguard
stand with like a bunch of belongings. You say you called homeless. She
calls it on Monday night. She goes it on Monday through Sunday night.
So, but honestly, what a good night? If you're like, I
don't know, I blacked out last night, I woke up the beach.
That sounds like a good night to me. Sure, I would love nothing
more if I was like a teen I think I told you that. I
was like, that was a teenager, I'd be on the speech at night.
All I would I would go and get finger banged and like fall asleep
in those little lighthouses. I think we can still make that happen. But
no, And I was like, can we just walk for a while?
At that point, what are you thinking? Night? Extend it from we're
eating on the beach too, Do you want to want to walk? Do
you want to walk a few? I think at this point I've bought on
enough where I'm like, okay, sure, Yeah, So we went down
a street or two, and that's when I was like, oh, we're
on twenty eighth Street, Like, we just passed twenty eighth Street, so
we're only eight blocks from which she says was nightlife. Like let's just go,
let's just go see what all is going on over there. Their blocks
are really big, guys. Yeah, yeah, I don't know what their
blocks are, probably like three or four normal blocks long. Yeah, they
were. They were so wide. But a lot of places at that point
we're closing. We're approaching twenty a Street and a lot of people we're starting
to see more people walking on the street leaving. Clearly bars are closing.
A few places were still open, but I wasn't interested in like going in.
I was just there's so many pretty lights. It was very pretty.
Yeah, no, it was very like and it was clearly a ritzy area
too. It's ritzy. It's weathered and doesn't look up kept. But then
there's like Ferraris and Lamborghini's just all over the place. Yeah, a lot
of people driving around in their fancy cars. And I was like, Wow,
this place is really nice. I didn't realize people talk about how expensive
Miami is, but I didn't realize that was the reason why. So we're
just like enjoying seeing lots of things. We saw a it was called the
Eden Gallery. Yeah, and those saw pretty much an entire gallery because we
could see into other reality. Yeah, and they have like there was lit
up on the inside, like it was closed, but the lights were still
on. You could see in there. Yeah, and then you can like
you position yourself right, you can see into the next room. And it
was fairly petite, and it was packed like with art, like every every
there's chairs and there's furniture that's art. There's statues, there's the waal art
is like from ceiling to floor. I'm trying to get comfortable. You look
like it looked like a cute little number party. Gal. You see your
pubes. We're both wearing robes. We are both naked and robes bed.
Yeah we are coming to you, but uh yeah, the art is so
stunning. I don't know who did it. It's a very specific style.
It was very like raw what's his name, Ron London me who is the
maker of Papaganda if you're a fan of that brand of T shirt. And
it's all like dystopian pop art, uh, cartoon kind of situation. Which
ones are are you describing the three the renders? The three D ones?
Yeah, yeah, there are three D renders of yeah, of like a
Bart from the Simpsons. If you're in the Patreon, we'll put these pictures
in the Patreon. Yeah. It was like, uh, cartoon characters and
various things, but like like the one I remember specifically Shaggy and Scooby,
and they're very traditional. You know, Scooby he's holding describe it. He's
holding Scooby up and like they're scared stands. But like Shaggy's wearing Louevaton Louis
Vaton pants. Scooby has a big Louis Vuton collar on. It was kind
of stuff like that. It was a lot of like the mystery. She
was behind them, and I feel like it's like a Bougatti or something.
It is a Bogotty. Yeah yeah Bugatty. You're right. He's wearing Leveton
bell bottoms. Yeah, so that was this person's style. It was,
and it's very like you said, it's rendered. It looks so tech extured.
Yeah, they're very I wouldn't mind to have a printer or two of
these. I liked my favorite one of course, was the Bart Simpson one
because I'm a I'm a big Bart Simpson goal. Although they do have one
of Garfield as well, and that's pretty good. But the Bart Simpson one,
he has a like the Louis I think it's Utan or Gucci. It's
Gucci. He has a Gucci headband on a Gucci skateboard and uh, he
looks like cheese, Like he just looks edible. He's just so textured.
I love it. And he's got like some cool hair and stuff, but
gorgeous. I took. I took a bunch of pictures and subscribe to the
Patreon if you want to see them, I'll put them in the Patreon for
our subscribers, our patrons. Yeah, but lots of other cool ones.
Uh oh, all the butterflies that were like fully bedazzled, lots of bedazzled,
like completely like Rhyanstone, saarof skied out statue, Sarrof skied out.
It's it was very colorful. Yeah, those of the Eden Gallery. It
was super cool. So we go from there more just walking. I almost
have an inkling to get us a hookah because we were walking and a hookah
place was still open and I was like, oh, there was some one
outside with like their menu and stuff little host stand. I was like,
can I get the menu? And it was gonna be like sixty dollars for
a hookah and we're from Houston. We can get a hookah for twelve dollars
and it's premium shit and the French fries are bomb. Yeah. Yeah,
I have a whole rating system of how I rate hookah bars and it's always
based on the hoho obviously the tobacco, the hookah, but most importantly the
French fries. I think, so something like that, we might be very
close to our favorite one. So yeah, so we we walk down a
little bit. It's gorgeous, very nice, and then decide to head back
to the hotel. Yep, we head back to the hotel, get up
in the morning. We slept in a little bit, which was nice.
Let's try and let's sleep in like right up until we have to check out
because we're gonna have a lot of travel ahead of us. We go and
I was like, whoa, there's lots of Cuban food. I've never had
a Cuban food before, even though we have lots of Cuban restaurants and they're
ventured into it. So we go into a place and you order. I
ordered just like an essentially a Cuban Yeah. Yeah, it was like cute.
It was I can't remember what it's called. It was called something else,
but it's like a Cuban on this another type of Cuban bread wasn't on
the traditional bread. I had a few different types of meating it. And
then I got something called the Elena Elena Thorpe or something like that, and
it's it's like someone's name and I look it up and this person is like
a very kind of more like the Mary Antoinette of Cuban people, like a
fancy rich person asked for this kind of sandwich by her people, and it
just became a staple in the Cuban culture. Something. It was the backstory
because I was like, what does that mean? This is this a traditional
dish. It intrigued me because it sounded a lot like a Monte Cristo.
It's like the whatever Cuban style, the Cuban style bread, turkey, strawberry
jam, and cream cheese. And I was like, oh, this that
sounds like very brunchy. That sounds good. You know. It's an interesting
combination. I think by all the times you have like a bagel sandwich,
sweet little, sweet and savory cool. She puts our food down and I
immediately smell piss, and I was like, huh, is that someone walking
by like we're on the streets, just walk into the place by immutately smell
you're in. I smell it and we both take a bite and I almost
throw up. What's going through your head at this moment, Well, I
see, I see your face. I'm thinking, you just don't like the
sandwich, like I'm thinking the sand You're just like this is gross. Yeah.
I don't think that there's something wrong wrong other than you just don't like
the taste of it. Yeah, So you know what, this makes me
think maybe I should try and make it at home and see sure, because
I haven't even considered that. Yeah, no, I almost. I start
gagging and and you know, toss up whatever was in my mouth in a
napkin, and I because I was like, I can't. I almost.
I was really trying to power through swallowing it because my initial reaction is that
as well, I'm like, wow, is this so gross that I can't
swallow it? It looks like a fucking asshole, right, yeah, he
does that, like I don't like it, but no, I toss it
out and you're looking at me, and I'm smelling. I can still smell,
and I'm ast so gaggy. I'm like and I think I just say,
like, oh my god, that is so disgusting. I'm like,
that is so vile. I can't swallow it. It tastes nasty. And
then I started just kind of investigating, and I'm like, I don't think
this turkey is good. I smell piss and I like, take apart my
sandwich and just smell the turkey, and I'm like, oh no, this
is rancid, and you smell it and you confirm you're like, because I
was very worried that I was making this up in my mind, Yeah,
no, I smell it. No, it was it was rotten, Like
the turkey was completely rotten. And you even brought up the restaurant was really
hot on the inside. Oh yeah, and you ordered an orange juice.
Oh yes, and you said you when you got the orange juice, it
was like warm, like it was hot, and so yeah, I don't
know if like, I don't know where they were keeping the turkey but like
it was it. It had gone it had gone bad bad. Yeah,
like it was rotten, like it was not suitabowl for human consumption. No,
no, uh so that happens. And mine, I also had turkey,
but you had like Deli sliced turkey and I had like like an a
actual turkey breast kind of you know, like yeah, Thanksgiving turkey. You
just ripped it off the turkey. Mine was fine. It was just like
that Deli turkey was. I'm not good anymore. I feel crazy. I
have anxiety. I don't I was like looking around. I was like,
how can I stash this? Like I don't want them to know that I
didn't eat. This is my concern. I'm very shy and anxious when it
comes to service industry. Yeah, service industry is so important. So I
don't want to be the person that's like this is gross or I didn't like
it, you know. I was just like I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do. I'm fidgeting. I'm like thinking,
am I I think I told you multiple times like I'm going to finish shit
and you were like no, yeah, I think when you talked to me,
off is at one point, you just started saying Rihanna, it's bad.
And I was like, okay, good, yeah, because I just
didn't you will get sick. I uh yeah, I just just like I
don't want to look crazy. And I was like about to burst into tea
because I'm like, I need to eat this. I don't want to.
I was so scared. I was like, and the lady comes up and
I she goes, is everything okay? Because we're both in just worrysome panics.
Yeah, And I don't even remember what I said. I was just
I think you were just like you were just like, hey, I don't
know, I don't think the turkey's good anymore. And she took it.
She was very apologetic. She took it back. She came back and I
guess talked to the chef because then a man came out. I didn't see
a man come out and you were facing away from that. So she came
out and talked to us and was like, hey, we're gonna we're not
gonna charge you for that. Do you want something else? And you were
like hell no, you said it nice. You're like, oh I'm good,
I'm fine, but you like, obviously you don't want something else now
and yeah, and the kind of older man came out and looked at us,
and the woman pointed it at us. I guess to be like,
that's them. I feel so bad. Yeah, I'll look up like the
name of it and lead them like a four star review and just be like
there's they're good. And if something goes wrong and they fix it, like
I just yah. No. Well, here's why I would say you should
feel less terrible. Is it had such a pungent smell. I truly don't
understand how I made it to the sandwich. Like, there's no way he
didn't smell it, like he some kitchen, y'all. Yeah, can we
submit them maybe maybe I have the grossest smelly as turkey. Good let them
know they were anonymously asked for help. Yeah, no, I don't know.
They just he knew he was serving rotten food. Yeah, there's no
way he doesn't. So yeah, so we were like, okay, I
wrapped up mine, and then we went to a little cute cafe bakery.
Oh my gosh, I forgot about that you got and we got you a
ham and cheese and panada so you can still have something to eat. And
that was a cute little place that was a very cute little place that was
a very yummy and Panada. I regret not getting like a macha or something.
Yeah, it would have been good, but uh, I just had
a thought in your mind. I was like, is that why my face
is breaking out? I'm like, no, I remember to ask for oat
my latte this morning. It's it's my facious sex. So I was like,
what a good and Panada. Let's go to the airport. Ye,
So we went, got to the airport. We got anw lift to take
us to the airport. Okay, let's get to the airport. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, I know. But we have a very nice, older
elder I'm gonna keep going at the pace I was going to because I feel
like our plans are the same. So yeah, very nice, very like
stare typical Cuban man. A very nice, very elderly Cuban man. Uh
very drove drove us to the airport. Oh my gosh, can we talk
about how nice he was? Very nice? It was very nice. Don't
forget we need to submit our receipts, Yes we do. He was the
sweetest man he was. He made some jokes that cracked me. Up.
I don't remember what they were. So Miami's really big with yeah, yeah,
I was really surprised. We saw so many synagogues and so many like
is this a short period of time. Yeah, like men walking around with
Yamica's and there were there was like a lot of Hasidic juice, like with
the with the curls and everything. I didn't know that Miami had a large
culture, popular population, no idea, it's really fun. I was like,
it's nice still that they're on the beach living their best lives. Yeah.
Do you think they get a Yamaica's hand, little, a little bald
hands. I don't know, a bald head man. Oh, we're your
SPF bold men. Okay, So we get to the air airport, you
know, we go through security. Everything's fine, everything's guccy, really fast
security. By the way, talked to a really nice woman from Arizona.
Shout out to her. Uh the flight is also delayed by thirty minutes and
uh yes, and we want to kill ourselves. Yeah, but there's still
it makes the layover a little type, but there was still enough time.
Yeah yeah, no, yeah. We were like, as long as it
doesn't keep moving, will be fine. Yeah, and I don't think it
did. I don't think I think you're right. We were. It said
it was laid from four thirty to five thirty and that was the only delay.
Yeah, and oh my god, you just brought me back because I
for completely forgot about this. We had so much fun in that airport.
In the airport, So what happened was our gate was it's we had a
shuttle to a different part of the airport. But that other part of the
airport is like three gates and two kiosk stands. It's a very small Yeah.
Yeah, you're really sequestered off. There's not like a lay of the
land, like, yeah, this is it for you. Yeah, you're
super secret. Well, can we talk about the tram for a second.
Then, just like it went between two sections of the airport and they were
like thirty feet apart. So you get in the tram and it goes for
like thirty seconds and then you get off the tram and all day of this
tram just goes back and forth between this very tiny section. Yeah, we're
on like we're on like stilts. We're in like a you ever went to
school and part of your classes were in a trailer. Yeah, it was
so funny. Miami areports a while. Yeah, we also thought that it
was me a lot nicer. They need to update the whole thing. Yeah,
it was a little bit of rundown, but we were and then on
top of that, so I was like, okay, well we're sitting down.
We realized the Wi Fi was really slow because we were getting work done
at the other airport. So this when we were trying to get more work
done super slow. We were over it side. We're not going to do
any work. And you and I look at each other and I'm like,
something to do. We're sequestered off. Do you just want to get high?
So you guys, you can bring food on the plane. You can't
bring liquids through the airport. So of course I brought my gummies and enough
for these these these entire cheep and so it's like, let's let's let's get
high. And you're like, all right, cool, So you pop our
gummies. I said, let's go, let's get to our gate and you're
like yeah, You're like, let's make sure we're at our gate. So
if we don't miss something like idiots and the our gate. We get to
this area and I go, where's our gate number? And then you are
like, oh, look a set of stairs. Yeah, a set of
stairs to go down we're in like a basement. We're like, our gate
is a basement. So we're like in this little there's two gates. There's
two gates down there. They only have one flag going out. So like
that was terrifying when I learned when you when we discovered that, sure,
so there it was gate I don't know, like twenty eight twenty nine are
downstairs in the basement, and our flight was going out of both gates.
So it's just our flight in this little secluded Yeah, but we didn't know
that. We just knew we were at twenty eight. And then finally when
they started like making the boarding announcements, that's when it was like, oh,
hey, guys, remember if you're on you know, Gate high,
this gate high, gate twenty eight and twenty nine, we're all going to
London. I was like, we're all getting on one plane. Yeah.
I was like, this plane is well. So when we well, when
we get down to the gate the first time, there's like very few people
there. It's there's it's very like non crowded for quite a while there was
like five of us in this basement. Yeah. So, and we're high
at this time, and we've got these we got these food vouchers. We're
laughing, we're cracking up, We're being so loud, We're so funny.
I go up and get us a couple pizzas, and so we started eating
pizzas in the middle of this gate. We're eating pizzas. We're yeah,
we got lots of snacks. Yeah, yeah, we there's only like four
people down there with us, so they're you know, forever, and we
were laughing, we were, yeah, cracking up. I wish I could
remember some of the things we talked about. We talked about all kinds of
stuff. It was so fun. I had the one of the best highs,
just sitting there, you and I entertaining ourselves, just talking and talking
and making up scenarios and people watching, getting people shit. Yeah. So
by the time we discover the more people all going, a bunch of people
show up, and then we realized that everyone when I'm thinking this whole time,
like, oh, well, some of these are people are going on
the other flight that's on the other gates. Yeah, with two gates.
And then they announced that it's everyone there is going on the same flight,
and that we have two gates, and you start, you start lightly freaking
out because you're like, how big is this play? I cannot handle it?
Yeah, I was like, I don't want to be up in the
sky and this big of a bird. Yeah I can. Oh, And
we forgot to mention that they moved us over to British Airways. We're no
longer on American. This flight is going to be on part of British Airways.
Yeah, because we'll get into that. Yeah, they're rude as fuck.
Airways sucks balls. You ever been on a flight, just a regular
flight, you know where there's one aisle, okay, Well you get on
a bigger one where there's two aisles. You're in a longer flight, and
they make your seats half the size. I've never been cramped in my life.
And I'm a because because I'm a four to eleven woman, a regular
express seat to me is lux. Yeah. If I'm tight, I adam,
I don't. I don't know how you're not sterile, like your balls
getting squished by your legs. Yeah. Yeah. We get on the plane
and it's yeah, it's a full double deckers. It's a full double decker
plane. And oh yeah, it's upstairs downstairs, uh huh, and it's
so so yeah, and it's a pretty it's a pretty full plane. We
get very lucky though, and that the row we're on, it's like we're
in the middle section. There's four seats and we're we're in like the middle
too. And then there's one person sits down next to so there's three of
us on these four seats and we're all sitting next together. Luckily, no
one else shows up, and you and I are able to scoot over,
so we are separated a little bit, which is nice. Yeah, it
was just us too, and the man next to us to you had some
elbow room. Yeah yeah, yeah, so yeah, because these it was
very tight. I was very surprising how tight the seats were to the seat
in front of us. Yeah. And then we had an intense Russian family
in front of us, and they were like respectfully stereotypical Russians, and that
in itself was quite funny. Yeah, because they're wearing like track suits,
yeah, and like they have gold chains and the full corn Miami's and white
daughter. Yeah, yeahs Russian girl and she's got her like you know air
Force ones, Like she's very like gangster Russian. Yeah, and uh and
they were rude and they kept trying to like lay in our laps. I
was like, uh uh, like they were putting their seats our bag.
I at one point grabbed the seat in front of me and shoved it forward.
Yeah. Yeah, we were bullying these children. We had children sitting
in front of us. I think you will not be sleepy in my lap
to night. And also the plane too, was very compared to like American
flights we take to just Mexico, right, which is like an hour and
a half to this. For this seven and a half seven hour set,
eight hour flight was like downgraded quite a bit in technology. I don't want
to sound spoiled, but it was very much downgraded in technology. Yeah.
Well I've been on flights where I can hook up my Bluetooth. Sure,
So this entire flight we had to use their fucking headphones. Yeah. And
they're the kind of go in your ear and they're really hard plastic that are
like not even rounded edges. Yeah, it's like a rectangle in there.
They don't fit very well made, they don't fit very well. They don't
have the like phone holder thing. There's just a lot that. I was
like, man, more simple flights have a lot more stuff, including they
didn't have a plug in. Like every plane we've been on for years has
had a plug in couldn't charge anything, So we couldn't charge anything. And
you made the point you were like, well maybe on international flights they didn't
do that because there's so many different types of plugs. But then I had
the epiphany always getting someone and out and I was like, sure, okay,
I can buy that. That makes sense. And then like hours later,
I had the epiphany where I was like, hold on, the plugs
on the planes we've been on have been like universal. Whatever plugs you have
fits in this slot to say, like the little device we bought while we
were here. Yeah, yeah, so I don't that plane sucked it did?
I was like, man, So the biggest surprise I had was that
this was like girl talk. It's so fun us just in bed and naked
in row. Yeah, you're my best friend. We didn't sleep on this
eight hour flight? No, no, no, no, Like how I
made the joke how many times I was like, I'm as sleep whole time
and you didn't sleep at all. I didn't. I didn't. I was
surprised about you. I typically don't sleep on planes, but you usually are
knocked out for the entirety of them. Yeah. I look at you,
give you sleepy eyes and collapse in your lap everything. Yeah, so I
was very surprised you weren't able to. But there was a lot going on.
There's a lot of fidgety ass people on this plane. Yeah, two
babies, people just like hanging out in the aisles. Yeah, like what
I think one lady was like getting her steps in, like circling about like
guys go to bed. Yeah, mind your business. This was not a
peaceful flight. Yeah. I've been on sure flights where everyone's asleep. Honestly,
theature the lights off and they're like good more good Morrow. In Mexico,
it's eight eight eight a m. These because we're always on early flights.
Yeah, we're all like tired. Yeah, very active flight. Lots
going on. We thought we weren't gonna get fed at one point because everyone,
a bunch of people got like gott meal for us because they ordered them.
Yeah, and I was like, I don't know if they're gonna feed
them. Well, we found out later is I think there were people with
dietary restrictions. Yeah, so they had to give them specific meals for that
and then uh but there was a huge pause between them delivering those mills and
the rest of us. Oh yeah, and so we were we were like,
were we supposed to fill out a form? Yeah, Like these people
were like there. I think their trash was being picked up. Yeah yeah.
Yeah. A big one too, is that they made a us and
they're like, hi, everybody, all right, We're just start giving out
meals. Good luck. They were just like you get what you get any
dunk and uh no. It was a sturfry, a vegetable surfry, and
then a chicken and potatoes and I was like chicken potatoes for us and it
was so good. Yeah yeah, for what it was, it was pretty
good. And they also gave us like there was that there was butter crackers,
whatever the fuck those are. They were essentially they were essentially saltines,
just large saltines, cheese, a piece of cheese like a piece of chilimuxs
cheese, piece of bread, or like a roll, blueberry cheesecake, blueberry
cheesecake, some weird rice and carrot. Yeah, I thought it was a
slow it kind of it was, but I don't know it was it was.
It didn't have like a dressicet. It was literally just like raw rice,
raw carrots. I think it's like pot peppers. I think it's apposed
to be like a salad. But it was wild. But yeah, and
everything was pretty The dessert was, but everything else was was pretty good for
a little in flight. I also got to do what I like to do
on long flights, where I'm like, Okay, let's watch movies that I
would not watch at home, like movies that like not that I'm like,
I would never watch it, but I'd be like, should I watch it?
No, I'd rather watch something else. So I got to see three
movies that I normally would not go on my way to watch. I watched
Blue Beetle. Okay, transfer me how many Adam Pepper stars today. I
actually enjoyed Blue Beetle. Okay, I alsay this. I actually enjoyed all
of them, even though one of them in particularly got like like destroyed by
reviews. But I say whatever, it was cute and fun and I enjoyed
it. Was it the best movie? No? Did it make a whole
lot of sense. No, but it was cute and fine. Adam's here
for a good Transformers The Rise of the Beasts, which was also I enjoyed.
It's a stupid shlocky action movie, like what what? What's not to
like about it? Yeah? I did not know it was a prequel.
That blew my mind. Also, by the way, Blue Beetle fucking punches
you in the face with telling you this movie is about gentrification against Mexicans.
Oh my god, it was intense. I told you when we get home,
I'm gonna make you watch like the first twenty minutes so you can see
how crazy it is. And then Hunted Mansion, which was a cute one.
I was like, yeah, this is cute. They're like the new
one. I wanted to see Hunting. I'm sorry, I watch it again
with you. It was cute. It wasn't like it was. It was
cute. It is what it is. Get over it, people. My
Haunted Mansion is the one with Raven Simone. Is she in that? The
one with Eddie Murphy? Yeah, she does a song for it. She
does her own rendition. Very supst w get it, Raven, you better
work sis. That movie came out when a kid when I was a kid,
and I remember loving it, but now as an adult, it's like
considered. I find out it's considered one of the worst movies ever made.
I need to rewatch that movie to see how I feel about it. I
want to I want to do that. Well, since you didn't ask,
I watched. You didn't even give me a beta ass? What did you
watch? Watched Barbie again? And it was so good. It was good
all over again. Now love it? What else I watch? You watch?
You wouldn't something else, but I don't remember what it was. Oh,
I watched The Holiday? You watch The Holiday? Yes, Kate Winslet
and that I had never seen the whole thing. Oh okay, I've only
seen about half of it because I got bored. Now that I'm older,
I like it. I think it's really cute. It was a little that
one with Jack Black. Yeah okay, yeah, yeah, I didn't like
that. Jack Black wasn't like funny in it. I didn't. I didn't
like him. I don't know. I was just it was a little I
think I had the first time I watched it, I was super young,
and I was like, this isn't like cheeky enough. Yeah, it was
just kind of got a slow build. I mean the first like five minutes
Kate Winslet tries to go herself. So like, I know, I watched
that. I really enjoyed it. I would love to watch that every holiday.
And I tried playing games, and their fucking games like kept knocking,
like I would press play and they would just go back to the home screen,
just like with malfunction. Their fucking shit sucks. British are we sucks?
Yeah, and were like super rude. They were yeah, but one
lady you didn't remember. One lady just amediately looked at you and she's like
anything to drink? And You're like yeah, and then we're in You're She's
like okay, she gives it to tries to walk off, and I was
like, ma'am. I would also like something that she did that she reversed
it later where she asked you do you want anything to drink? And you
were like no, and I was like she left and I didn't even get
it. I didn't even get her to come back. She was gone,
yeah, no, the plane mid she was sick of us, but we
u we had you had a thought that I was like, oh, that
kind of makes sense because it's an it's British airways. I'm sure they get
so many different people from so many different cultures. I'm sure they have to
deal with so much annoying things. Yeah, I can see where their patience
is at zero. Yeah, but it's gonna be called Rihanna had a thought
because you're always like and you had a thought, and I agreed. So
yeah, we we get through the plane, we land, we land,
and we're and we're actually a few minutes early. Yeah, And I was
like, Adam, you know what this means if we get off like we're
landing right now, if we get off soon, like like at this point
in time, our plane doesn't even start to board fronto the thirty five Ynites.
Yeah, we got to see if we got to go through customs,
you know, we've got it's gonna be tight. But if like we're landing,
we're landing right now, we're on the ground, like we can,
Adam, we can do this, yeah, Adam, So we did not
do this. So we land We were kind of rushing, We're being calm.
There's some people having full on panic attacks trying to rush through. Yeah,
we're running. There's people sprinting we're like I would say, we're mall
walking, We're like fast walking, but there are there are people who are
like grabbing children by the head, tossing them to the side. Yeah.
Yeah. So we get to this section and it's like there's a split gate
that's like Europe on you know, Europe goes through this gate, UK and
Ireland goes through this gate. Yeah, very specific. I think that's because
I think if you were going to Europe then you may have to go through
customs. I think you can in Ireland. Is what I kind of figured
out is that if you're just going to UK or Ireland from there, you
can just go on. You're just connecting. You're just connecting, and so
we same paperwork, the same kind of customs. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
So we're we're we're about to walk through that gate and there's women checking
boarding passes. I guess to tell you, like where you need to go.
Well, that's my assumption. She looks at our boarding passes and she
goes, oh, that flight just took off. You just missed it.
Go over here to read book. Go over here to read book. And
we were like what the fuck, Because we had plenty of time turns out
the plane just left like forty minutes early. She's like, left, Yeah,
it just decided to fucking leave forty minutes early, which is crazy.
How can And there's a bunch of people, there's a bunch of us that
are like what, because how does a plane? How can a plane?
How the plane allowed to leave early? Yeah? Makes me no. Just
think of movie starting whenever it wants. Yeah, like, no, you
start when you say it's going to start following the start time. Yeah,
yeah, she oh that was And at this point Austin was delayed how many
hours? We were in the Austin airport for how long at that point?
And then we were in the Miami airport. You know, like every single
every single place we've been has been like can't. We've had to rebook almost
every flight. Yeah, we've rebooked like three flights at this point. Yeah.
Pissed. And so we go and talk to a lady. She's super
sweet, guys, just got her nails done the day prior, she had
a fresh sat and she's like, a you're we have a At this point,
it's like seven thirty seven. We had a little bit of a way,
so like seven fifty maybe yeah, and she goes, there is a
in the morning, yeah, like seven, seven thirty seven fifty or something
like that. And she goes, there's a London time, am Eastern European
YEP time, heath through time, and uh, she goes, there's a
nine thirty. You guys can can catch her, like okay, cool.
So and you know you're you're annoyed, you're pissed that having to rebook naturally,
and I am too. I get it. I was there and I
was like, okay, well, you know it's only like an hour and
a half delay. Like the flight it's like an hour long. Whatever it's
gonna be, are right, at least it's quick. So we're going back
through and a different guy checks our boarding passes and goes, okay, we
need to take your we need to check your bags. But it's a full
flight. We need to check them like they're like customs going through them.
He's saying, we need to check them as if we checked them to get
on the plane. Yeah, like they can't be carried on. Yes,
they're going down to the plane. We are taking your bags now, the
bath the bags will not be with you on the plane. I'll be with
you when you lay yeah, and I was like, no, that guy
that we we put on our this man out, we put Adam and Rihanna
cowboy hat and boots on and said we're from Texas. Motherfucker. You will
say you will, you will not take my bag. We already won the
war. Bitches like, oh, don't worry, guys. We argue for
twenty seconds and he took our bags. So like, we're not bad,
We're not We're not terrible. Yeah, we did, but we did push
back. We did push back, but we were not going to take We
wanted to not allow this to happen. Yeah, we are. And he
was also not nice about it. He was very right from the beginning.
I think that's part of what set us up, as he was just like
I'm taking these and our plane leaving thirty minutes before it was supposed to before
it wasn't even supposed to board. Yeah, yea yeah, So yeah,
we're like, no, you guys are gonna lose our bags, Like we
don't want to, you know, we're going to cold plays. We need
our bags. Yeah, and he's like what made me a extra infuriated and
because the customer service, and he's like you're an idiot, is I go.
We don't want our bags to be lost. We can't afford to have
our bags lost. And he was like, your bags will not be lost,
and I said, you can't guarantee that. Yeah, like disgusting.
Don't you ever say I'm sorry unless you are going to go down there with
the men with the ear muffs and personally put my bag underneath the plane.
No. And he was like, you we're taking your bags whether you like
it or not. And I was like, fine, suck, yeah,
And so we then have to go through fucking security again, which sucks.
Their rude, everyone in London rude, and everyone in London route. And
this is when we determined and it sucks. I've been in London before.
I wasn't impressed. Yeah, and we were so annoyed the entire time.
We spent the entire talk me off the ledge at that point, well yeah,
I was gonna, I was gonna say. So. We spent like
pretty much the entire like wait time just making fun of London and being mad
about London. And then you had like a full meltdown and I had to
talk you off the ledge. You're right, you were going through it mm
hmmm. I was so pissed off. Yeah, and I think you were
also just like I'm fucking done done traveling like you were just like you were
just done. So I had to talk you up. I had to be
your your pump up. But we got on the plane, made it to
Dublin. Yeah boom. Yeah. Sounds like you'll get to hear about the
rest of the actual time on vacation, the vacation itself next week, motherfucker.
Yeah. We'll pick it up when we land in Dublin. The story
does not stop from there. It gets pretty crazy. If you could describe
the next next episode in three words, what would it be? A roller
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