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Cheers cheers Maybe I think cheers means
thank you is what I've gotten?

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Okay? So does Ireland have like
in a low hall? How do they

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say hi? Here? Maybe just
hi Hi, Hi, Hi hyeah?

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And then we come along like,
how do you how doy? I'm here

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for it? Hi? Hello?
How you doing? Rihanna doing good?

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Adam? How are you? I'm
doing good? Welcome to Bottled Up Bitches,

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your favorite sex podcast, Me Rihanna
and Me add and so. In

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this episode live from Dublin Iron,
it's Bottled Up Don't Doom, Don't do

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Doom. That's our theme song.
Yeah kind of. You probably have heard

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our episode and a few Candy Crush
commercials lately, because that's where I've been

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hearing our theme song. Adobe free
be using our music, right, But

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them's the breaks? What happens when
you use a free music Well it's not

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free, we pay for it,
but stock music. But yeah, we

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have We're coming on the tail end
of like an eight to nine day Ireland

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vacations yes, that we booked originally
for you know, your birthday, a

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little later than your birthday obviously,
but that was the best time to travel.

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But boy, has it been a
whirlwind of travel? Boy? Boy

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has it? Yeah? So I
wanted to get into the travel of it

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all and all those good things,
but I wanted to also hear maybe that

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we should have taken this bit recording
before we traveled. But you know,

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what were your if y'all hear some
crazy sounds. The wind here in Dublin

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is tornado level within. Yeah,
Chicago had got nothing on Dublin. No

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legit. I cannot understand how wendy
it is. We were walking from the

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arter bus stop, you know,
after we got into town to our hotel,

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and I got nearly picked up off
our feet, uh nearly swooped.

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My baggage was also like I was
watching kids fall over, Like this has

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been absolutely insane when it comes to
the wind in Dublin. We did travel

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to two other cities before Dublin,
and we'll get into that and all that

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good stuff, but not nearly as
Wendy. But I wanted to hear what

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were your what did you want to
get out of this trip? Like what

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was the priority, what were you
most excited for? What was the expectation?

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And this may sound but I think
just like seeing a different culture.

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Yeah, primarily just like how how
do the Irish live, how do they

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go day by day? What are
they like? I think I'm always very

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interested in what the differences are between
what we're used to in the States and

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what other places do, even from
like another you know, primarily English speaking

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country, Just what the differences are. Yeah, no, absolutely, And

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there's been quite a few, like
little subtle differences that've been very interesting.

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I also was very similar, but
I couldn't compute it. I was like,

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it's going to be different, but
I don't really understand how. But

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I've been to Scotland before Scotland,
so I know, like of some like

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I could. There were a few
little memories like I remember, you know,

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you always think about like, oh, the roads are a little smaller,

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like the buildings are close to it
feels like a movie set, you

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know what I mean of how skinny
the roads are. You're like a stone

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throwaway from across the street, which
we're not used to. But man,

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but being back in it, like
even thinking about it doesn't compare like it's

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so it's such a different vibe.
It's it feels very neighborly because everything's so

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close together. Everything's very close together. Yeah, yeah, no, the

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road, I think that's something.
The roads are so tight here, like

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we we we we're pretty much like
we don't want to rent a car just

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because I don't want to, like
I have to try to figure out where

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we're going. We wouldn't have GPS, like it would have been a whole

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thing. But especially seeing on top
of like trying to figure out how to

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drive on the opposite side, getting
used to that, and just how close

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out tight the roads are. I
think I would have been. We would

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have been fighting the whole time.
Yeah, I'm scared. And when you

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drive regularly, Yeah yeah, Yeah. You said something that that gave me

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a thought. You said just to
seeing other cultures. Uh you said something

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else? What else did you say, Like how the other side lives.

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We've got some people in the streets, we do have people in people in

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the streets, people in the streets. Well, does it meet your expectation

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like so far, like coming on
the tail end of it, I know

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that that's probably a question I should
ask at the actual end of it.

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But so far, do you feel
like your expectations have been met? I

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feel like he did. Yeah,
does this trip suck? No, this

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trip doesn't suck. I think definitely. I think in the I'll be curious

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where how Dublin is. Dublin so
far kind of just feels like big city,

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like another big city in America,
very similar. Yeah, but like

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definitely Cork and Kinzel definitely felt I
think hit that expectation of feeling like a

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very different kind of place. Yeah. No, absolutely, and yeah,

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yeah, I lost my train of
thought a little bit there. I'm excited,

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though. Yeah, how about you, how's your like, how's the

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expectations going for you? I feel
like my expectations were super low. I

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was just excited, Honestly. My
generic reason is I was just happy to

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have some alone time with you,
yeah, and have some quality time.

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I know you were excited to see
some castles and like that kind of thing,

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and I was like, yeah,
I'm looking forward to that too,

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But I wasn't looking forward to eating
here because everything seems bland as fuck.

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But the food is be so good. We'll get into some of that,

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but uh, yeah, that's just
kind of like the overall synopsis summary of

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what we were hoping for. But
going into the trip itself, I saw

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that you just pulled a hair out
of your nose, and I saw this,

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so I just went I just grabbed
it and ripped. Oh my god,

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I don't think I've ever seen like
a nose hair in your hands.

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So let's start off with travel.
Because our travel we booked. We live

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in Austin, Austin, Texas for
now. For now, the trip was

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from Austin, Texas three pm to
Philadelphia. We were gonna land there like

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at six thirty ish pm and depart
there around nine, right, a little

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bit of a layover, so that
was fun. And then from so Austin

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Philadelphia, Philadelphia to Double A straight
to Double so that is what we and

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then like and then immediately it's like
a two and a half to three hour

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train ride to Cork. Yes,
because we were gonna start in court.

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Ye, not what happened at all, not in the slightest what happened.

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So what happened is we immediately get
context of time we're recording this that you're

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gonna if you're a Texan, you
know what's going on right now. We're

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recording this the day before this episode
comes out, So what's today? The

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twenty first Texas just went and and
en up north a little bit, just

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went through an Arctic freeze and we
were experiencing cold starting on Monday, the

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day we were flying out the night
prior, like so you know, Monday

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morning, two am, the temperatures
dropped to like fifteen to twenty degrees fahrenheit,

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which is not a thing. The
last time we experienced this, we

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had the like the snoke Apocalypse of
twenty twenty two, and we also had

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a little bit of a freeze last
Christmas as well, but not nearly as

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cold. But this was no snow, nothing like that. We didn't have

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any precipitation, so just had an
intense down downward spiral of temperatures which caused

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a many a delay in the delays. Like the entire airport was in total

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disarray, total disarray. When I
woke up that morning, I think we

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got around nine or ten, we
slept in a little bit. I checked

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immediately to see what's going on with
flights, and they had already canceled like

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twenty percent of the flights in Austin
that morning. But they didn't cancel any

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in the afternoon. Great, So
it just looks like you know which I

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expected. Things get cold, they
don't prepare right, things freeze, things

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crack, what have you. We
were unaffected at that point, so I

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was like, Okay, we're good
about noon maybe eleven. Right before we

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left for home, I got the
text that our flight was delayed an hour.

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Yeah, okay, no worries.
Four pm. We're still gonna make

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Philadelphia or Philadelphia flight because the layover
was like two and a half hours.

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No worries. We go through,
We get to the airport fly through security,

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which is interesting. I was like, wow, what ad like you

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on insecurity? And then I get
the second message that our flight has been

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delayed another hour, which is going
to cause us to miss our Philadelphia flight.

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Right so instead of waiting. I
don't know if this is an American

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Airline thing or an Austin thing,
because we're flying American. They have one

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counter for rebooking for the all of
America, No just American, all of

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American airlines as big as it is, I mean American Airlines and Austin,

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the Austin airports and of the flight. Yeah, they have one counter at

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Gate twenty eight so as long as
fuck. And we're a little nervous about

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it. And one lady was like, hey, you can wait in this

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line, or you can just go
to the booking like outside of exit exit

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through the front, and then just
go to like the check in counters you'll

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have there's a bunch of counters.
Great, So we do that route instead,

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fly through that line decently. I
think we're only in line for and

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the lady immediately is like okay,
and she gives us some a type of

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bad news. She says, we're
gonna have to fly you into Dallas tonight.

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You're gonna have to do an overnight
in Dallas and then like noon the

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next day go from Dallas to Dublin. And we were like, no,

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you and I I have had terrible
experiences in the Dallas airport. We get

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stuck in Dallas all the fucking time, especially when there's inclement weather. There

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is no fucking way out of Dallas. Yeah, for anyone out there traveling.

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And this is coming from us from
multiple experiences. And this also my

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dad has always said this, and
my dad like he still does a little

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bit, but not as bad.
But he used to shut up like travel

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and fly for a living, like
he was constantly on planes. He has

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also always said, DFW will always
screw you, DFW will always get delays,

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will always like change your gate at
the last minute to the opposite side

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of the airport, Like dfw' is
one of the worst airports. Yeah,

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which sucks because it's American Airlines Hub. If y'all didn't know that, I

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didn't. Yeah, that made me
cackle that it's a hub because we have

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the most terrible experiences there. So
my concern it's also one of the biggest

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airports in the country. Yeah,
My big concern was that this Arctic freeze

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was gonna last like three days.
I don't want to go to Dallas and

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get stuck there. We're gonna get
screwed over. And so she's telling us

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like there was two options, and
it was they were both Dallas. It

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was like flight to Dallas tomorrow or
fly to Dallas today. Either way,

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you're not going to get to Dublin
from Dallas until like mid afternoon is the

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flyout time. Okay. So I
was like, is there any other airport

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we can go to? I don't
want to go to Dallas, And she's

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like, oh, right, when
you say that your flight just got changed.

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So finally American Airlines caught on,
you know, in the you know,

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in that short you know, they
caught on pretty quickly. Yeah,

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we'd only figured it out because we're
at the airport that we were going to

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miss our layover, our connector.
So they rescheduled us to go to Miami,

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fly to Miami. Yes, that's
what they rescheduled us for. It

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was there was no there was one
in the middle because the we didn't get

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on Miami when we were outside of
the gate. Because remember we were on

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a different flight to Miami. They
put it with the original Miami too,

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so we've got two Miami flights a
little bit okay, okay, yes,

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So she's like, they rescheduled your
flight. You are going to leave Austin,

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go to Miami, Miami to London, London to Dublin. Gross.

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Sure, but we got to do
it. She's like, is that fine

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with you? You're going to leave
today at six p five thirty was the

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original time? Five thirty? Yeah, And we're like, yes, absolutely,

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let's do it. Because I was
like, I just want to get

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out of this freeze, and she
was like I agree, Like don't,

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don't go to Dallas. You need
to get out of Texas. So that

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worked out perfectly. We get in
there, we find our gate. Cute

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stuff at this point as well.
It's only like one thirty pm, yeah,

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because we you know, you do
you get there three hours early.

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But we flew through security, so
we're being solution oriented pretty early in the

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day. Yeah, some time goes
by, Okay, it goes from five

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thirty to six, so we're what's
happening is the entire airline of American Airlines

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is just pushing everything, delaying,
delanying, delaying. Yeah, now getting

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now snow by. Yeah, every
single flight's getting delayed, causing more delays.

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We also find out a lot of
pilots got stuck in Dallas. Yeah,

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so there's short A lot of delays
are happening because they don't have enough

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pilots for all these flights because all
their pilots are getting stuck in other cities

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because of the freeze. Yeah.
Shit, So it gets to the point

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where multiple delays happen. We're in
the clear. We're in the clear.

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I think on the fourth delay,
I was like, we're now going to

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miss our connector we're now going to
miss our connector to London from Miami.

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Fuck, get in line again.
Get in line at gate twenty eighth this

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time, because we're only like two
hours before the flight. We're not going

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to go back out. H wait
in line. Probably an hour was a

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long time because at that point,
yeah, the other plane was about to

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take off because it got delayed until
like seven thirty something. And we get

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to a really kind lady, miss
Swiss, and she goes, Okay,

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what I can do is put you
on a different Miami flight so you can

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get the fuck out of here and
hopefully make your connector. It's taking off,

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it's boarding right now, and it's
the gate's gonna shut in like ten

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minutes. And it's on the other
it's on the opposite side of the airport.

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We're at gate twenty eight. That
was at gate six, yeah,

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which luckily Austin's a fairly small airport, sure it is. We didn't have

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to take like a shuttle or train, which is ever all ass all.

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So she's like, it is going
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I'm gonna put you on standby because
they have thirty something open seats,

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and she like hands us our papers
and she's like, go, so we

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take off. Adam, I'm like
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Also, like we're kind of fighting
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Like we're at the tail end of
a cold. So we are not in

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running shape. Yeah, yeah,
we're running shape, running shape. Yeah.

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Like I started tasting blood at the
end, like yeah, again that

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irony taste in my mouth. Yeah. And we both have like thirty pound

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backpacks fifty pound rollers. You know, we we we're not going to check

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a bag, brought our own carry
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rolling our own bags, backpacks,
a swaying running. Adam's ahead of me.

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I'm like, go, go,
go, just get us on the

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plane. We get to the gate, run up to the counter. No

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one's at the counter. No,
there's no line, and no one is

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working the counter. Yeah, and
one lady even says she's like, no

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one's been here. She's like,
this flight's supposed to have started boarding and

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no one's been here for well,
not only did she say, yeah,

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no one's here, this flight was
supposed to take off at one pm.

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Yes, And now you and I
are like fuck. So we finally find

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somebody and I was like, hey, she said, someone said they were

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gonna put us on stand by.
Can you get us on the flight?

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Yep, you're on the flight.
Great. A few minutes go by,

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and she says, all right,
here's an update. Guys. We are

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waiting on a pilot. He's about
to get here. We're gonna start loading

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here soon. So like we lucked
out all these other people have been waiting

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since one pm. We roll up. This flight's gonna it's supposed to take

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off at seven. A few minutes
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at seven fifteen. Fuck, we're
our Our window of layover from Miami to

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London was like thirty five minutes.
It was like no time. Yeah,

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So the fact that this is getting
delayed again is already like so there getting

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tighter and tighter, and you and
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we make good time. You're like
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and I'm just kind of like trying
to reassure you, like, if

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we make good time, we will
be okay, which seems to be the

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theme of what I've been saying this
entire trip, but doesn't always happen.

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If anything never happened. So they
finally were about to board. I look

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at your boarding past, Adam,
and it doesn't have your name on it.

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Oh, yes, I forgot about
that. Yes, you're yeah.

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Anything that could go wrong is pretty
much in a way going. Yeah,

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luckily we still have our passport.
Adam's tickets is like Helen something, and

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I go, that's not your name, So you have to, like you're

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being sweet, you like, get
in line. I'm like, don't get

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in line. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, you better not get

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in line, just like you better
shout at her on the side of her

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counter because this is a mistake.
If we're loading up and I was nervous

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that we were going to our seats
were going to be together anymore. Immediately

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had that thought, yeah, that
it was going to change your seat.

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It does. You get your new
ticket, She fixes it for you.

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You're no longer sitting with me.
Hate that, but three and a half

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hour flight, we'll figure it out. Yeah. We get on the plane,

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I say, can I sit on
my husband? They fix us up.

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Yes, you can sit by her
husband. Cool, coo cool.

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Although it got delayed till like seven
fifteen. We didn't take off until seven

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fifty. Yeah, apparently, Yeah, it still the pilots still hadn't arrived

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by the time we boarded. We
were boarding and sitting there waiting for a

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pie for a little while. We
were Yeah, I mean we solidly waited

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for like thirty five minutes. Yeah. And then also the runways were jammed

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up. Yeah, at one point
they made the announcement that the runways were

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pretty back up and jammed. So
so by the time we eventually get off,

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it's like, Okay, well we
definitely are not getting interesting our connector.

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Yeah, we're not seeing the Connector. No, we didn't even have

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the full if we were going to
not make it to London. We were

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hoping, like you never know.
I was definitely nervous, like the airport

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was going to be closed. You're
like earlier, like planes run all day,

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and I'm like, yeah, but
like I don't know if I don't

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think at this point there's going to
be a cause the load in flight.

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The Connector flight for London from Miami
took off like a ten thirty PM.

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I'm like, there's no way there's
an eleven or a midnight Yeah, so

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yeah, we're probably gonna miss this
connector here, we'll figure it out.

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We take that flight. Yeah,
the airport's empty, bare naked lady Miami.

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It's already warm though, so that's
fun. We get off the plane,

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I'm like, it's warm, and
we go up to the counter and

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she's like, so the earliest we
have is tomorrow at four pm, which

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is I can like feel that feeling
right now of how frustrated. You know,

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long travel is long travel, but
when you're saying I have to now

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sleep here, it feels ten times
it does. And also there's that thing

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of when she says tomorrow at five
pm, it's that like stamp of definitive.

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Okay, we just lost a full
day of our vacation. Yeah,

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we're now arriving a full day late, full day late, which sucks.

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Yeah, it does suck because it's
like the we were supposed to you know,

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think about all the travel we did. We were originally supposed to leave

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Austin three pm, arrive in Dublin
nine am. Of course there's a time

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difference, there is, but we
only had ten hours of travel. Guys,

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we were originally supposed to have ten
hours of flight time and to really

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like it was supposed to be leaving
on a Monday, and we were going

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to arrive in Dublin on Tuesday,
Tuesday morning. Yeah. Now we're not

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even leaving in Miami until late Tuesday. Yeah, so we're now arriving on

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Wednesday, Yeah, a whole day
later. Very defeating moment for us.

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Luckily, because all this happened,
our flight was tech. Our flight,

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although because of weather are the the
technical reason for the delayed flight and the

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reason we missed our connector is due
to pilot shortage, which is covered under

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American Airlines. So they immediately like
they were going to give us a free

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room to stay in Miami. So
that's nice, that is nice. You're

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also forgetting one more thing. There
was an earlier flight by like three or

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four hours, but it was going
to have us go from Miami back to

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Dallas. She did give us then
from Dallas to London, and we were

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like no, no. First of
all, we were like, we don't

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want to fly out of Dallas.
We don't want to land do anything in

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DFW and be there is also like
that pride or something where we're like,

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well, no, we're already partially
the way to the location. We don't

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want to go back I'm not going
backwards this whole stupid flight for nothing.

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Yeah, so yeah, you're right, she did. So you said,

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Okay, what we can do is
well we'll send you on a flight tomorrow

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to Dallas. From Dallas to that, We're like no. And then it

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wasn't even Dallas to Dublin. It
was Dallas to London to Dublins. Still

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it was still going to be long. Yeah. I was like absolutely not.

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I was like, we're not going
We're not doing that. And because

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the freeze was still happening, I'm
like, there's no gear, there's no

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like, we will get stuck,
we will get stuck there again. Like

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it's yeah, I wanted to shake
this woman. I was because she was

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giving us a little bit of two. She was like, well, she's

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like, well, I'm giving you
an option, but you're not You're refusing

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to take it. And I was
like, well hold on, ma'am,

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like we will not get out of
here. Like, and the thing is

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you kind of you had a defeatedness
about you where you seemed like you were

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going to cave about it, and
I was like, Adam listened to me,

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Yeah, yeah, I know you
made the right call. There was

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definitely a part of me was like, I think a part of me was

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just like I just want to get
to Dublin as soon as possible. But

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I think you made you one percent
made the right call. I think we

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would have it would have been way
worse you were. You were like nodding

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along to her, and I was
like, absolutely not, Yeah, we

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will be I can't describe that.
This is how much that this this vacation

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is going to get canceled if we
go back to Texas. Yeah. I

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was like, let's just stay here. I'm like, and she's like,

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we're going to give you a room
and I was like, yes, yes,

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and she's like, we know the
next one is going to be my

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ay four pm. And you hearing
that four pm, I was just watching

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your your face and like your fist
clenching. I was like, I'm so

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sorry, Adam, but it's going
to be okay. Yeah, I'm like,

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we're getting a free room. She
gave us two vouchers to Subway.

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This episode is sponsored by Boy who
knew Subway would be such a big part

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of our trip. This episode is
brought to you by the foot Long Cookie,

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now featured at Subway. Well.
She gave us, well, she

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gave us four vouchers. She gave
us two for dinner and then two for

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tomorrow, and there were just like
midnight. Well and it was just general

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like anywhere. It was anywhere in
the airport. Oh yeah, she said,

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She said, I thought subway had
like a had a thing with American

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airlines. At this point, it
was like midnight, so subway was the

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only thing that was outside of security
that was like in the airport and open

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and open. That's why she was
saying, She's like, go get subway.

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She was trying to get us dinner
for that night. Twenty four hours

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and I don't know every well,
I don't know. Definitely in this airport

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it was opened late. And then
later we yeah, find out it's all

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so twenty four hours specific one.
Yeah, yeah, don't run your subway.

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Well, there is a twenty four
hour one in College Station, Texas.

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I know that it depends where you
go for sure. Yeah, so

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you know, we she goes,
you can have a room. There's two

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Hilton's one over here and somewhere I've
never heard of it. And then she

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was one in South Beach. I
was like, oh, one in South

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Beach That's that's vacation, baby,
like apps a fucking lute le'm I was

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determined. Can we talk about how
determined I was? Where you were like,

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I'm going to milk this this Miami
time we have. I love warmth.

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Yeah, I love warm I've always
wanted to go to Miami. And

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I was like, damn, we
don't need have to be at the airport

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until you know one. Yeah,
that means I get to spend the morning

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in Miami soaking up the ice Miami
uh in no Leans Lounge and the Bay

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and Nolins Molasses. So I was. I was quite enthralled, and I

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I had to have a moment.
Can I talk a little bit about how

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frustrated you were? Yeah, you
were very frustrated, very frustrated, And

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sometimes when you're frustrated, you shut
down a little and I really have to

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like pump you back up. And
I was like, we're here, there's

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nothing we can do. I've always
wanted to go to Miami. Let's go

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to the fucking beach. I don't
care like the day we've had, I'm

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over it, Like we need to
enjoy ourselves. This counts. This is

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vacation. This counts milk the shit
out of our time here, and I

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will say I think we did.
I think we did. So by the

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time we made it to the hotel, it was like twelve forty five.

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Yeah, and we check into our
room. You're like, what do you

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want to do? And I'm like, I think we should eat the same

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thing. We got to the We
rolled to the Hilton to the nicest lady

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and I go, where's a good
place? Like, is there a place

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around here to get something to eat? She goes around this time of night

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and it is Monday, Yeah,
Monday, Monday, so technically Tuesday.

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She goes around this time. There's
a subway right here, and you and

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I were like fuck. And I
start laughing, and I was like,

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is there a good place I can
get a drink? She was like,

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you'd have to go all the way
down to twentieth Street and you would need

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a car for that. And I
was like, Oh, we're not We're

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not gonna do all that bullshit.
And I was like, all right,

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thank you. So I didn't say
that to her, but I was like,

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all right, thank you. Go
to the room. You're like,

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what do you want to do?
And I was like, oh, we

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have to change because we're dressed for
cold. Now we're in Miami. Yeah,

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because because Austin was going through the
freeze, the freeze and we were

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like super layered up because we're going
to double in anyway, so we have

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zero clothes for Miami. Yeah,
so let's strip down some layers. Let's

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go to the subway. And I'm
and like walk around for love, I

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just want to explore. You're like
all right, cool. We change head

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to the subway where a man really
wanted to fight about getting a free cook.

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I have never seen someone so determined
to get a free cookie in my

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life. Yeah. Like, we
were held up in the line. It

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was just you, me and this
other guy and this guy and guy,

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and it took us forever to check
out Jess because this guy was trying so

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hard to argue that he deserved a
free cookie. And then once they find

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we're like, no, get the
fuck out of here. He ate in

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the restaurant and as we were leaving, he got up, back up,

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He got back up, back up. He did some research and then started

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showing his phone to show this people
that he deserved a free cookie. So

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we're getting the subway. It's almost
one am, Adam, what's going through

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your mind right now? Because,
as y'all can tell, I'm kind of

409
00:27:21.480 --> 00:27:25.680
leading the charge here on this Miami
late night adventure. I'm in it to

410
00:27:25.720 --> 00:27:27.680
win it. I'm here for vacation. I'm enthralled to be in South Beach

411
00:27:29.880 --> 00:27:36.759
miles less than two miles away from
the Versace mansion steps where Versace was murdered.

412
00:27:36.839 --> 00:27:40.240
So I'm like, whoa, I'm
having so much fun, yeah,

413
00:27:40.599 --> 00:27:42.559
the mysteryal loon. I ended up
enjoying our little walk, but at the

414
00:27:42.599 --> 00:27:45.680
time, I was definitely like I
just want to get the subway and go

415
00:27:45.680 --> 00:27:47.759
to the room and go to sleep. Yeah, like I was just I

416
00:27:47.799 --> 00:27:49.240
was so ready to just get the
day over with and move on to the

417
00:27:49.279 --> 00:27:52.640
next where I was like, we've
wasted so much time. I'm taking it

418
00:27:52.680 --> 00:27:55.839
back in my mind, I'm taking
my power back. That's how I was

419
00:27:55.880 --> 00:27:56.799
approaching. Sure. I was like, well, I'm not gonna just go

420
00:27:56.839 --> 00:28:00.359
to bed and be miserable, be
pissy, Like, I'm gonna turn this

421
00:28:00.359 --> 00:28:02.880
around. When do I get to
have this time? Yeah, we are

422
00:28:03.039 --> 00:28:07.799
staying a block from the beach.
Yeah, Mama's going to the motherfucking beach.

423
00:28:08.119 --> 00:28:10.559
So when I turned to you and
said, do you want to go

424
00:28:10.559 --> 00:28:12.480
eat these sandwiches on the beach?
What was going on in your mind at

425
00:28:12.480 --> 00:28:17.039
the time. In my mind,
I was going absolutely not, which is

426
00:28:17.039 --> 00:28:18.640
so funny because you're like, yeah, yeah, well I knew you were

427
00:28:18.680 --> 00:28:22.039
excited about it, and we were
in Miami, Like it made sense.

428
00:28:22.079 --> 00:28:26.880
I get got why so you don't
regret it. I don't regret it.

429
00:28:26.279 --> 00:28:29.559
Just at the time, I was
like, God, I would just want

430
00:28:29.559 --> 00:28:32.759
to be done with today. I
get it. Thank you for powering through,

431
00:28:32.799 --> 00:28:33.920
though, because I really think it
turned the beat around. Sure,

432
00:28:34.599 --> 00:28:38.880
So we went found the beach,
ran on the beach. It's so fun

433
00:28:38.880 --> 00:28:41.839
I was not about to take my
shoes off. We have towels or nothing

434
00:28:41.920 --> 00:28:45.000
like that. But so I've never
been on the beach like that, intensely

435
00:28:45.319 --> 00:28:48.279
in shoes, and it felt so
wrong, but it was okay. Yeah.

436
00:28:48.319 --> 00:28:52.000
I was morally like I'm gonna get
so much. Luckily all I had

437
00:28:52.000 --> 00:28:53.799
I had my boots, which are
hy you know, my Duckmarnes are high

438
00:28:53.839 --> 00:28:56.240
boots, and then I also brought
my converses that are high top, so

439
00:28:56.319 --> 00:29:02.119
like, no sand was getting in
my shoes. Yeah. So we go

440
00:29:02.480 --> 00:29:06.079
and we find a cabana, a
metal cabana that's been stripped of the cushions

441
00:29:06.160 --> 00:29:11.640
because it's nighttime and we're sitting on
a metal al but chairs are locked up,

442
00:29:11.680 --> 00:29:14.319
so we're sitting on a metal frame. I'm swinging my little feet.

443
00:29:14.799 --> 00:29:18.680
We are six feet from the ocean. I can't see it, and it's

444
00:29:18.759 --> 00:29:21.559
terrifying, but it's so fun,
and it was lit up. There was

445
00:29:21.720 --> 00:29:27.160
us light and close enough light for
us to see more or less, zero

446
00:29:27.279 --> 00:29:33.920
moon in the sky, beautiful wind. I'm eating my sandwich. I was

447
00:29:33.920 --> 00:29:37.279
really having fun. Yeah, it
was very pretty. Yeah. I was

448
00:29:37.319 --> 00:29:41.720
like, wasn't this nice sitting It's
nice and you're like yeah, yeah,

449
00:29:41.759 --> 00:29:42.920
and then you're like there's no napkins. You're like pissed off. Your hands

450
00:29:42.920 --> 00:29:47.920
are sticky. But I was like, it'll be all right. So I

451
00:29:47.960 --> 00:29:51.240
was like, it's like, I
was so happy to hear the ocean,

452
00:29:51.920 --> 00:29:53.880
although I couldn't see it, And
at one point we tried to get close

453
00:29:55.359 --> 00:29:56.680
so I could see it, and
I was like, no, no,

454
00:29:56.680 --> 00:30:00.480
no, it's so scary hearing the
hearing the ocean and not being able to

455
00:30:00.480 --> 00:30:06.200
see it is terrifying but so exhilarating. So you know, I try to

456
00:30:06.200 --> 00:30:10.799
get you all some content, guys. I asked if Adam would fuck me

457
00:30:10.920 --> 00:30:15.839
in one of the lifehouses. Lighthouses, life lifeguards, like beach guard houses.

458
00:30:15.759 --> 00:30:18.000
I don't know what they're called,
like guard stands, life guard stands.

459
00:30:18.160 --> 00:30:21.680
Oh, the cute little shack on
the beach. They have every like

460
00:30:21.680 --> 00:30:23.279
a few feet or so. We
see we're in between two of them and

461
00:30:23.279 --> 00:30:26.960
I'm like, let's go sex and
one and You're like no. I was

462
00:30:26.960 --> 00:30:29.559
like, can we go sit?
Can you go stand on it? And

463
00:30:29.599 --> 00:30:32.240
you're like fine. Because I'm just
a hoodlum and I want to break into

464
00:30:32.240 --> 00:30:33.480
shit because if I had, I
would have gone and tried to like open

465
00:30:33.519 --> 00:30:37.359
that door and it was open,
I would have rummaged. I love to

466
00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:41.160
go through people's things. We walk
up and there's a homeless man sleeping in.

467
00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:42.519
Yes, so that terrified I like, well, yea. Also,

468
00:30:42.599 --> 00:30:45.119
I think it's the same person we
saw on the way to the beach,

469
00:30:47.000 --> 00:30:48.559
the woman who is peeing on the
sheet. Yeah, I think it was

470
00:30:48.599 --> 00:30:52.359
the same person. That's fun.
Can you imagine, Like, so she's

471
00:30:52.400 --> 00:30:56.079
not homeless, like she looked put
together, she just had a night.

472
00:30:56.519 --> 00:30:59.720
No, I think she was definitely
homeless. She don't pee on the beach

473
00:30:59.839 --> 00:31:02.960
and then have an entire She didn't
be on the beach, she'd be on

474
00:31:03.000 --> 00:31:07.799
the stay okay, you on the
sridewalk and then go sleep in a lifeguard

475
00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:11.640
stand with like a bunch of belongings. You say you called homeless. She

476
00:31:11.680 --> 00:31:15.599
calls it on Monday night. She
goes it on Monday through Sunday night.

477
00:31:19.000 --> 00:31:21.839
So, but honestly, what a
good night? If you're like, I

478
00:31:21.839 --> 00:31:23.200
don't know, I blacked out last
night, I woke up the beach.

479
00:31:23.799 --> 00:31:27.640
That sounds like a good night to
me. Sure, I would love nothing

480
00:31:27.640 --> 00:31:30.359
more if I was like a teen
I think I told you that. I

481
00:31:30.359 --> 00:31:32.319
was like, that was a teenager, I'd be on the speech at night.

482
00:31:32.440 --> 00:31:37.039
All I would I would go and
get finger banged and like fall asleep

483
00:31:37.079 --> 00:31:41.680
in those little lighthouses. I think
we can still make that happen. But

484
00:31:41.720 --> 00:31:42.240
no, And I was like,
can we just walk for a while?

485
00:31:42.359 --> 00:31:45.000
At that point, what are you
thinking? Night? Extend it from we're

486
00:31:45.039 --> 00:31:48.000
eating on the beach too, Do
you want to want to walk? Do

487
00:31:48.039 --> 00:31:49.359
you want to walk a few?
I think at this point I've bought on

488
00:31:49.599 --> 00:31:52.960
enough where I'm like, okay,
sure, Yeah, So we went down

489
00:31:53.000 --> 00:31:55.960
a street or two, and that's
when I was like, oh, we're

490
00:31:56.000 --> 00:31:57.680
on twenty eighth Street, Like,
we just passed twenty eighth Street, so

491
00:31:59.240 --> 00:32:01.640
we're only eight blocks from which she
says was nightlife. Like let's just go,

492
00:32:01.880 --> 00:32:06.240
let's just go see what all is
going on over there. Their blocks

493
00:32:06.240 --> 00:32:10.039
are really big, guys. Yeah, yeah, I don't know what their

494
00:32:10.079 --> 00:32:15.039
blocks are, probably like three or
four normal blocks long. Yeah, they

495
00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:17.759
were. They were so wide.
But a lot of places at that point

496
00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:21.640
we're closing. We're approaching twenty a
Street and a lot of people we're starting

497
00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:24.319
to see more people walking on the
street leaving. Clearly bars are closing.

498
00:32:24.599 --> 00:32:28.240
A few places were still open,
but I wasn't interested in like going in.

499
00:32:28.319 --> 00:32:30.920
I was just there's so many pretty
lights. It was very pretty.

500
00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:32.759
Yeah, no, it was very
like and it was clearly a ritzy area

501
00:32:32.839 --> 00:32:37.559
too. It's ritzy. It's weathered
and doesn't look up kept. But then

502
00:32:37.559 --> 00:32:42.039
there's like Ferraris and Lamborghini's just all
over the place. Yeah, a lot

503
00:32:42.039 --> 00:32:44.920
of people driving around in their fancy
cars. And I was like, Wow,

504
00:32:44.960 --> 00:32:49.200
this place is really nice. I
didn't realize people talk about how expensive

505
00:32:49.200 --> 00:32:52.319
Miami is, but I didn't realize
that was the reason why. So we're

506
00:32:52.359 --> 00:32:57.160
just like enjoying seeing lots of things. We saw a it was called the

507
00:32:57.400 --> 00:33:01.119
Eden Gallery. Yeah, and those
saw pretty much an entire gallery because we

508
00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:04.960
could see into other reality. Yeah, and they have like there was lit

509
00:33:05.039 --> 00:33:07.680
up on the inside, like it
was closed, but the lights were still

510
00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:10.000
on. You could see in there. Yeah, and then you can like

511
00:33:10.160 --> 00:33:13.640
you position yourself right, you can
see into the next room. And it

512
00:33:13.680 --> 00:33:19.119
was fairly petite, and it was
packed like with art, like every every

513
00:33:19.160 --> 00:33:23.920
there's chairs and there's furniture that's art. There's statues, there's the waal art

514
00:33:24.119 --> 00:33:30.119
is like from ceiling to floor.
I'm trying to get comfortable. You look

515
00:33:30.160 --> 00:33:32.680
like it looked like a cute little
number party. Gal. You see your

516
00:33:32.720 --> 00:33:38.240
pubes. We're both wearing robes.
We are both naked and robes bed.

517
00:33:38.559 --> 00:33:44.720
Yeah we are coming to you,
but uh yeah, the art is so

518
00:33:44.759 --> 00:33:47.519
stunning. I don't know who did
it. It's a very specific style.

519
00:33:47.559 --> 00:33:52.920
It was very like raw what's his
name, Ron London me who is the

520
00:33:52.960 --> 00:33:58.160
maker of Papaganda if you're a fan
of that brand of T shirt. And

521
00:33:58.440 --> 00:34:06.680
it's all like dystopian pop art,
uh, cartoon kind of situation. Which

522
00:34:06.680 --> 00:34:08.480
ones are are you describing the three
the renders? The three D ones?

523
00:34:08.639 --> 00:34:14.159
Yeah, yeah, there are three
D renders of yeah, of like a

524
00:34:14.400 --> 00:34:16.800
Bart from the Simpsons. If you're
in the Patreon, we'll put these pictures

525
00:34:16.800 --> 00:34:21.079
in the Patreon. Yeah. It
was like, uh, cartoon characters and

526
00:34:21.159 --> 00:34:24.119
various things, but like like the
one I remember specifically Shaggy and Scooby,

527
00:34:24.159 --> 00:34:29.320
and they're very traditional. You know, Scooby he's holding describe it. He's

528
00:34:29.320 --> 00:34:35.039
holding Scooby up and like they're scared
stands. But like Shaggy's wearing Louevaton Louis

529
00:34:35.079 --> 00:34:38.760
Vaton pants. Scooby has a big
Louis Vuton collar on. It was kind

530
00:34:38.760 --> 00:34:43.280
of stuff like that. It was
a lot of like the mystery. She

531
00:34:43.800 --> 00:34:45.480
was behind them, and I feel
like it's like a Bougatti or something.

532
00:34:45.519 --> 00:34:50.840
It is a Bogotty. Yeah yeah
Bugatty. You're right. He's wearing Leveton

533
00:34:51.440 --> 00:34:54.599
bell bottoms. Yeah, so that
was this person's style. It was,

534
00:34:54.639 --> 00:35:00.519
and it's very like you said,
it's rendered. It looks so tech extured.

535
00:35:00.719 --> 00:35:05.679
Yeah, they're very I wouldn't mind
to have a printer or two of

536
00:35:05.719 --> 00:35:08.199
these. I liked my favorite one
of course, was the Bart Simpson one

537
00:35:08.239 --> 00:35:12.800
because I'm a I'm a big Bart
Simpson goal. Although they do have one

538
00:35:12.840 --> 00:35:16.239
of Garfield as well, and that's
pretty good. But the Bart Simpson one,

539
00:35:16.480 --> 00:35:22.320
he has a like the Louis I
think it's Utan or Gucci. It's

540
00:35:22.320 --> 00:35:27.320
Gucci. He has a Gucci headband
on a Gucci skateboard and uh, he

541
00:35:27.440 --> 00:35:30.119
looks like cheese, Like he just
looks edible. He's just so textured.

542
00:35:30.119 --> 00:35:34.320
I love it. And he's got
like some cool hair and stuff, but

543
00:35:34.440 --> 00:35:37.639
gorgeous. I took. I took
a bunch of pictures and subscribe to the

544
00:35:37.639 --> 00:35:38.719
Patreon if you want to see them, I'll put them in the Patreon for

545
00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:45.920
our subscribers, our patrons. Yeah, but lots of other cool ones.

546
00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:51.239
Uh oh, all the butterflies that
were like fully bedazzled, lots of bedazzled,

547
00:35:51.239 --> 00:35:58.719
like completely like Rhyanstone, saarof skied
out statue, Sarrof skied out.

548
00:35:59.239 --> 00:36:01.280
It's it was very colorful. Yeah, those of the Eden Gallery. It

549
00:36:01.320 --> 00:36:07.719
was super cool. So we go
from there more just walking. I almost

550
00:36:07.719 --> 00:36:12.320
have an inkling to get us a
hookah because we were walking and a hookah

551
00:36:12.320 --> 00:36:15.079
place was still open and I was
like, oh, there was some one

552
00:36:15.119 --> 00:36:16.519
outside with like their menu and stuff
little host stand. I was like,

553
00:36:16.679 --> 00:36:20.280
can I get the menu? And
it was gonna be like sixty dollars for

554
00:36:20.320 --> 00:36:22.760
a hookah and we're from Houston.
We can get a hookah for twelve dollars

555
00:36:22.800 --> 00:36:27.519
and it's premium shit and the French
fries are bomb. Yeah. Yeah,

556
00:36:27.559 --> 00:36:30.920
I have a whole rating system of
how I rate hookah bars and it's always

557
00:36:30.960 --> 00:36:35.159
based on the hoho obviously the tobacco, the hookah, but most importantly the

558
00:36:35.199 --> 00:36:40.159
French fries. I think, so
something like that, we might be very

559
00:36:40.159 --> 00:36:44.840
close to our favorite one. So
yeah, so we we walk down a

560
00:36:44.880 --> 00:36:49.039
little bit. It's gorgeous, very
nice, and then decide to head back

561
00:36:49.079 --> 00:37:08.280
to the hotel. Yep, we
head back to the hotel, get up

562
00:37:08.280 --> 00:37:13.280
in the morning. We slept in
a little bit, which was nice.

563
00:37:13.599 --> 00:37:16.000
Let's try and let's sleep in like
right up until we have to check out

564
00:37:16.599 --> 00:37:21.840
because we're gonna have a lot of
travel ahead of us. We go and

565
00:37:21.960 --> 00:37:23.280
I was like, whoa, there's
lots of Cuban food. I've never had

566
00:37:23.239 --> 00:37:29.239
a Cuban food before, even though
we have lots of Cuban restaurants and they're

567
00:37:29.360 --> 00:37:35.920
ventured into it. So we go
into a place and you order. I

568
00:37:36.000 --> 00:37:38.440
ordered just like an essentially a Cuban
Yeah. Yeah, it was like cute.

569
00:37:38.440 --> 00:37:42.039
It was I can't remember what it's
called. It was called something else,

570
00:37:42.039 --> 00:37:45.840
but it's like a Cuban on this
another type of Cuban bread wasn't on

571
00:37:45.880 --> 00:37:49.119
the traditional bread. I had a
few different types of meating it. And

572
00:37:49.159 --> 00:37:54.039
then I got something called the Elena
Elena Thorpe or something like that, and

573
00:37:54.480 --> 00:37:59.159
it's it's like someone's name and I
look it up and this person is like

574
00:37:59.199 --> 00:38:02.239
a very kind of more like the
Mary Antoinette of Cuban people, like a

575
00:38:02.239 --> 00:38:07.280
fancy rich person asked for this kind
of sandwich by her people, and it

576
00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:10.880
just became a staple in the Cuban
culture. Something. It was the backstory

577
00:38:10.880 --> 00:38:14.079
because I was like, what does
that mean? This is this a traditional

578
00:38:14.119 --> 00:38:16.320
dish. It intrigued me because it
sounded a lot like a Monte Cristo.

579
00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:23.280
It's like the whatever Cuban style,
the Cuban style bread, turkey, strawberry

580
00:38:23.400 --> 00:38:27.679
jam, and cream cheese. And
I was like, oh, this that

581
00:38:27.800 --> 00:38:31.039
sounds like very brunchy. That sounds
good. You know. It's an interesting

582
00:38:31.079 --> 00:38:35.280
combination. I think by all the
times you have like a bagel sandwich,

583
00:38:35.800 --> 00:38:39.880
sweet little, sweet and savory cool. She puts our food down and I

584
00:38:39.880 --> 00:38:47.519
immediately smell piss, and I was
like, huh, is that someone walking

585
00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:51.760
by like we're on the streets,
just walk into the place by immutately smell

586
00:38:52.320 --> 00:38:57.519
you're in. I smell it and
we both take a bite and I almost

587
00:38:57.519 --> 00:39:01.159
throw up. What's going through your
head at this moment, Well, I

588
00:39:01.199 --> 00:39:05.400
see, I see your face.
I'm thinking, you just don't like the

589
00:39:05.480 --> 00:39:08.519
sandwich, like I'm thinking the sand
You're just like this is gross. Yeah.

590
00:39:08.760 --> 00:39:14.079
I don't think that there's something wrong
wrong other than you just don't like

591
00:39:14.119 --> 00:39:19.840
the taste of it. Yeah,
So you know what, this makes me

592
00:39:19.840 --> 00:39:23.199
think maybe I should try and make
it at home and see sure, because

593
00:39:23.199 --> 00:39:27.239
I haven't even considered that. Yeah, no, I almost. I start

594
00:39:27.320 --> 00:39:31.360
gagging and and you know, toss
up whatever was in my mouth in a

595
00:39:31.440 --> 00:39:34.519
napkin, and I because I was
like, I can't. I almost.

596
00:39:34.559 --> 00:39:38.480
I was really trying to power through
swallowing it because my initial reaction is that

597
00:39:38.639 --> 00:39:42.280
as well, I'm like, wow, is this so gross that I can't

598
00:39:42.280 --> 00:39:45.639
swallow it? It looks like a
fucking asshole, right, yeah, he

599
00:39:45.800 --> 00:39:50.360
does that, like I don't like
it, but no, I toss it

600
00:39:50.400 --> 00:39:52.599
out and you're looking at me,
and I'm smelling. I can still smell,

601
00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:57.320
and I'm ast so gaggy. I'm
like and I think I just say,

602
00:39:57.400 --> 00:39:59.159
like, oh my god, that
is so disgusting. I'm like,

603
00:39:59.199 --> 00:40:01.559
that is so vile. I can't
swallow it. It tastes nasty. And

604
00:40:01.599 --> 00:40:06.159
then I started just kind of investigating, and I'm like, I don't think

605
00:40:06.199 --> 00:40:08.199
this turkey is good. I smell
piss and I like, take apart my

606
00:40:08.239 --> 00:40:12.760
sandwich and just smell the turkey,
and I'm like, oh no, this

607
00:40:13.000 --> 00:40:16.559
is rancid, and you smell it
and you confirm you're like, because I

608
00:40:16.599 --> 00:40:20.679
was very worried that I was making
this up in my mind, Yeah,

609
00:40:20.760 --> 00:40:22.559
no, I smell it. No, it was it was rotten, Like

610
00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:27.559
the turkey was completely rotten. And
you even brought up the restaurant was really

611
00:40:27.559 --> 00:40:30.840
hot on the inside. Oh yeah, and you ordered an orange juice.

612
00:40:30.920 --> 00:40:32.480
Oh yes, and you said you
when you got the orange juice, it

613
00:40:32.519 --> 00:40:37.719
was like warm, like it was
hot, and so yeah, I don't

614
00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:40.880
know if like, I don't know
where they were keeping the turkey but like

615
00:40:42.239 --> 00:40:45.039
it was it. It had gone
it had gone bad bad. Yeah,

616
00:40:45.039 --> 00:40:51.679
like it was rotten, like it
was not suitabowl for human consumption. No,

617
00:40:51.679 --> 00:40:57.119
no, uh so that happens.
And mine, I also had turkey,

618
00:40:57.119 --> 00:40:59.840
but you had like Deli sliced turkey
and I had like like an a

619
00:41:00.000 --> 00:41:04.239
actual turkey breast kind of you know, like yeah, Thanksgiving turkey. You

620
00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:06.960
just ripped it off the turkey.
Mine was fine. It was just like

621
00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:13.360
that Deli turkey was. I'm not
good anymore. I feel crazy. I

622
00:41:13.400 --> 00:41:16.440
have anxiety. I don't I was
like looking around. I was like,

623
00:41:16.559 --> 00:41:20.320
how can I stash this? Like
I don't want them to know that I

624
00:41:20.360 --> 00:41:24.159
didn't eat. This is my concern. I'm very shy and anxious when it

625
00:41:24.199 --> 00:41:30.639
comes to service industry. Yeah,
service industry is so important. So I

626
00:41:31.000 --> 00:41:35.960
don't want to be the person that's
like this is gross or I didn't like

627
00:41:36.119 --> 00:41:37.920
it, you know. I was
just like I don't know what to do.

628
00:41:37.920 --> 00:41:42.000
I don't know what to do.
I'm fidgeting. I'm like thinking,

629
00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:44.440
am I I think I told you
multiple times like I'm going to finish shit

630
00:41:44.800 --> 00:41:47.719
and you were like no, yeah, I think when you talked to me,

631
00:41:47.760 --> 00:41:51.119
off is at one point, you
just started saying Rihanna, it's bad.

632
00:41:51.280 --> 00:41:52.199
And I was like, okay,
good, yeah, because I just

633
00:41:52.280 --> 00:41:55.920
didn't you will get sick. I
uh yeah, I just just like I

634
00:41:55.960 --> 00:41:59.920
don't want to look crazy. And
I was like about to burst into tea

635
00:42:00.199 --> 00:42:01.440
because I'm like, I need to
eat this. I don't want to.

636
00:42:02.840 --> 00:42:09.119
I was so scared. I was
like, and the lady comes up and

637
00:42:09.159 --> 00:42:15.639
I she goes, is everything okay? Because we're both in just worrysome panics.

638
00:42:15.960 --> 00:42:20.199
Yeah, And I don't even remember
what I said. I was just

639
00:42:20.360 --> 00:42:23.800
I think you were just like you
were just like, hey, I don't

640
00:42:23.840 --> 00:42:29.920
know, I don't think the turkey's
good anymore. And she took it.

641
00:42:30.079 --> 00:42:34.880
She was very apologetic. She took
it back. She came back and I

642
00:42:34.880 --> 00:42:37.000
guess talked to the chef because then
a man came out. I didn't see

643
00:42:37.000 --> 00:42:39.960
a man come out and you were
facing away from that. So she came

644
00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:45.000
out and talked to us and was
like, hey, we're gonna we're not

645
00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:46.199
gonna charge you for that. Do
you want something else? And you were

646
00:42:46.239 --> 00:42:50.679
like hell no, you said it
nice. You're like, oh I'm good,

647
00:42:50.679 --> 00:42:53.159
I'm fine, but you like,
obviously you don't want something else now

648
00:42:54.280 --> 00:42:59.239
and yeah, and the kind of
older man came out and looked at us,

649
00:42:59.239 --> 00:43:00.519
and the woman pointed it at us. I guess to be like,

650
00:43:00.559 --> 00:43:06.840
that's them. I feel so bad. Yeah, I'll look up like the

651
00:43:06.920 --> 00:43:08.719
name of it and lead them like
a four star review and just be like

652
00:43:09.400 --> 00:43:13.880
there's they're good. And if something
goes wrong and they fix it, like

653
00:43:13.960 --> 00:43:17.679
I just yah. No. Well, here's why I would say you should

654
00:43:17.719 --> 00:43:23.400
feel less terrible. Is it had
such a pungent smell. I truly don't

655
00:43:23.480 --> 00:43:28.920
understand how I made it to the
sandwich. Like, there's no way he

656
00:43:29.000 --> 00:43:36.000
didn't smell it, like he some
kitchen, y'all. Yeah, can we

657
00:43:36.039 --> 00:43:40.639
submit them maybe maybe I have the
grossest smelly as turkey. Good let them

658
00:43:40.639 --> 00:43:45.760
know they were anonymously asked for help. Yeah, no, I don't know.

659
00:43:45.840 --> 00:43:52.880
They just he knew he was serving
rotten food. Yeah, there's no

660
00:43:52.920 --> 00:43:55.400
way he doesn't. So yeah,
so we were like, okay, I

661
00:43:55.440 --> 00:44:00.920
wrapped up mine, and then we
went to a little cute cafe bakery.

662
00:44:01.000 --> 00:44:05.199
Oh my gosh, I forgot about
that you got and we got you a

663
00:44:05.199 --> 00:44:07.880
ham and cheese and panada so you
can still have something to eat. And

664
00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:09.360
that was a cute little place that
was a very cute little place that was

665
00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:14.920
a very yummy and Panada. I
regret not getting like a macha or something.

666
00:44:15.039 --> 00:44:20.039
Yeah, it would have been good, but uh, I just had

667
00:44:20.039 --> 00:44:21.880
a thought in your mind. I
was like, is that why my face

668
00:44:21.880 --> 00:44:22.639
is breaking out? I'm like,
no, I remember to ask for oat

669
00:44:22.679 --> 00:44:28.440
my latte this morning. It's it's
my facious sex. So I was like,

670
00:44:28.960 --> 00:44:32.039
what a good and Panada. Let's
go to the airport. Ye,

671
00:44:32.480 --> 00:44:37.239
So we went, got to the
airport. We got anw lift to take

672
00:44:37.320 --> 00:44:45.519
us to the airport. Okay,
let's get to the airport. Yeah,

673
00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:50.199
yeah, yeah, I know.
But we have a very nice, older

674
00:44:50.280 --> 00:44:52.960
elder I'm gonna keep going at the
pace I was going to because I feel

675
00:44:52.960 --> 00:44:59.440
like our plans are the same.
So yeah, very nice, very like

676
00:44:59.679 --> 00:45:10.320
stare typical Cuban man. A very
nice, very elderly Cuban man. Uh

677
00:45:12.199 --> 00:45:15.480
very drove drove us to the airport. Oh my gosh, can we talk

678
00:45:15.480 --> 00:45:17.800
about how nice he was? Very
nice? It was very nice. Don't

679
00:45:17.800 --> 00:45:22.000
forget we need to submit our receipts, Yes we do. He was the

680
00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:23.559
sweetest man he was. He made
some jokes that cracked me. Up.

681
00:45:23.559 --> 00:45:30.280
I don't remember what they were.
So Miami's really big with yeah, yeah,

682
00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:34.199
I was really surprised. We saw
so many synagogues and so many like

683
00:45:34.480 --> 00:45:37.599
is this a short period of time. Yeah, like men walking around with

684
00:45:37.679 --> 00:45:40.599
Yamica's and there were there was like
a lot of Hasidic juice, like with

685
00:45:40.639 --> 00:45:45.760
the with the curls and everything.
I didn't know that Miami had a large

686
00:45:45.880 --> 00:45:50.239
culture, popular population, no idea, it's really fun. I was like,

687
00:45:50.519 --> 00:45:53.719
it's nice still that they're on the
beach living their best lives. Yeah.

688
00:45:53.800 --> 00:45:58.679
Do you think they get a Yamaica's
hand, little, a little bald

689
00:45:58.679 --> 00:46:04.679
hands. I don't know, a
bald head man. Oh, we're your

690
00:46:04.719 --> 00:46:07.519
SPF bold men. Okay, So
we get to the air airport, you

691
00:46:07.519 --> 00:46:12.400
know, we go through security.
Everything's fine, everything's guccy, really fast

692
00:46:12.440 --> 00:46:15.519
security. By the way, talked
to a really nice woman from Arizona.

693
00:46:15.880 --> 00:46:22.039
Shout out to her. Uh the
flight is also delayed by thirty minutes and

694
00:46:22.159 --> 00:46:24.599
uh yes, and we want to
kill ourselves. Yeah, but there's still

695
00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:28.719
it makes the layover a little type, but there was still enough time.

696
00:46:29.079 --> 00:46:30.000
Yeah yeah, no, yeah.
We were like, as long as it

697
00:46:30.079 --> 00:46:35.000
doesn't keep moving, will be fine. Yeah, and I don't think it

698
00:46:35.039 --> 00:46:37.760
did. I don't think I think
you're right. We were. It said

699
00:46:37.800 --> 00:46:40.800
it was laid from four thirty to
five thirty and that was the only delay.

700
00:46:42.039 --> 00:46:44.440
Yeah, and oh my god,
you just brought me back because I

701
00:46:44.440 --> 00:46:47.440
for completely forgot about this. We
had so much fun in that airport.

702
00:46:47.679 --> 00:46:52.400
In the airport, So what happened
was our gate was it's we had a

703
00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:55.840
shuttle to a different part of the
airport. But that other part of the

704
00:46:55.920 --> 00:47:02.840
airport is like three gates and two
kiosk stands. It's a very small Yeah.

705
00:47:02.920 --> 00:47:06.840
Yeah, you're really sequestered off.
There's not like a lay of the

706
00:47:06.920 --> 00:47:08.320
land, like, yeah, this
is it for you. Yeah, you're

707
00:47:08.400 --> 00:47:10.760
super secret. Well, can we
talk about the tram for a second.

708
00:47:10.840 --> 00:47:15.079
Then, just like it went between
two sections of the airport and they were

709
00:47:15.119 --> 00:47:20.840
like thirty feet apart. So you
get in the tram and it goes for

710
00:47:21.000 --> 00:47:23.199
like thirty seconds and then you get
off the tram and all day of this

711
00:47:23.239 --> 00:47:28.239
tram just goes back and forth between
this very tiny section. Yeah, we're

712
00:47:28.239 --> 00:47:30.159
on like we're on like stilts.
We're in like a you ever went to

713
00:47:30.159 --> 00:47:36.719
school and part of your classes were
in a trailer. Yeah, it was

714
00:47:36.800 --> 00:47:40.280
so funny. Miami areports a while. Yeah, we also thought that it

715
00:47:40.280 --> 00:47:44.400
was me a lot nicer. They
need to update the whole thing. Yeah,

716
00:47:44.440 --> 00:47:47.039
it was a little bit of rundown, but we were and then on

717
00:47:47.119 --> 00:47:51.400
top of that, so I was
like, okay, well we're sitting down.

718
00:47:51.639 --> 00:47:53.599
We realized the Wi Fi was really
slow because we were getting work done

719
00:47:53.599 --> 00:47:57.199
at the other airport. So this
when we were trying to get more work

720
00:47:57.239 --> 00:48:00.920
done super slow. We were over
it side. We're not going to do

721
00:48:00.920 --> 00:48:01.920
any work. And you and I
look at each other and I'm like,

722
00:48:02.480 --> 00:48:08.760
something to do. We're sequestered off. Do you just want to get high?

723
00:48:08.800 --> 00:48:13.519
So you guys, you can bring
food on the plane. You can't

724
00:48:13.519 --> 00:48:17.079
bring liquids through the airport. So
of course I brought my gummies and enough

725
00:48:17.119 --> 00:48:22.360
for these these these entire cheep and
so it's like, let's let's let's get

726
00:48:22.440 --> 00:48:23.440
high. And you're like, all
right, cool, So you pop our

727
00:48:23.480 --> 00:48:27.239
gummies. I said, let's go, let's get to our gate and you're

728
00:48:27.280 --> 00:48:29.360
like yeah, You're like, let's
make sure we're at our gate. So

729
00:48:29.360 --> 00:48:34.320
if we don't miss something like idiots
and the our gate. We get to

730
00:48:34.360 --> 00:48:37.320
this area and I go, where's
our gate number? And then you are

731
00:48:37.360 --> 00:48:39.960
like, oh, look a set
of stairs. Yeah, a set of

732
00:48:40.079 --> 00:48:45.679
stairs to go down we're in like
a basement. We're like, our gate

733
00:48:45.880 --> 00:48:52.599
is a basement. So we're like
in this little there's two gates. There's

734
00:48:52.639 --> 00:48:54.440
two gates down there. They only
have one flag going out. So like

735
00:48:54.679 --> 00:49:00.119
that was terrifying when I learned when
you when we discovered that, sure,

736
00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:02.320
so there it was gate I don't
know, like twenty eight twenty nine are

737
00:49:02.400 --> 00:49:06.280
downstairs in the basement, and our
flight was going out of both gates.

738
00:49:06.280 --> 00:49:08.760
So it's just our flight in this
little secluded Yeah, but we didn't know

739
00:49:08.800 --> 00:49:12.159
that. We just knew we were
at twenty eight. And then finally when

740
00:49:12.199 --> 00:49:15.800
they started like making the boarding announcements, that's when it was like, oh,

741
00:49:15.880 --> 00:49:17.320
hey, guys, remember if you're
on you know, Gate high,

742
00:49:17.320 --> 00:49:21.199
this gate high, gate twenty eight
and twenty nine, we're all going to

743
00:49:21.239 --> 00:49:23.280
London. I was like, we're
all getting on one plane. Yeah.

744
00:49:23.360 --> 00:49:27.280
I was like, this plane is
well. So when we well, when

745
00:49:27.320 --> 00:49:30.599
we get down to the gate the
first time, there's like very few people

746
00:49:30.639 --> 00:49:37.840
there. It's there's it's very like
non crowded for quite a while there was

747
00:49:37.840 --> 00:49:40.159
like five of us in this basement. Yeah. So, and we're high

748
00:49:40.199 --> 00:49:45.199
at this time, and we've got
these we got these food vouchers. We're

749
00:49:45.320 --> 00:49:47.800
laughing, we're cracking up, We're
being so loud, We're so funny.

750
00:49:47.920 --> 00:49:51.559
I go up and get us a
couple pizzas, and so we started eating

751
00:49:51.599 --> 00:49:54.679
pizzas in the middle of this gate. We're eating pizzas. We're yeah,

752
00:49:54.719 --> 00:50:00.000
we got lots of snacks. Yeah, yeah, we there's only like four

753
00:50:00.039 --> 00:50:04.840
people down there with us, so
they're you know, forever, and we

754
00:50:04.840 --> 00:50:07.000
were laughing, we were, yeah, cracking up. I wish I could

755
00:50:07.039 --> 00:50:09.800
remember some of the things we talked
about. We talked about all kinds of

756
00:50:09.800 --> 00:50:13.719
stuff. It was so fun.
I had the one of the best highs,

757
00:50:13.760 --> 00:50:15.920
just sitting there, you and I
entertaining ourselves, just talking and talking

758
00:50:16.000 --> 00:50:22.679
and making up scenarios and people watching, getting people shit. Yeah. So

759
00:50:22.719 --> 00:50:28.159
by the time we discover the more
people all going, a bunch of people

760
00:50:28.159 --> 00:50:31.159
show up, and then we realized
that everyone when I'm thinking this whole time,

761
00:50:31.199 --> 00:50:32.800
like, oh, well, some
of these are people are going on

762
00:50:32.840 --> 00:50:36.320
the other flight that's on the other
gates. Yeah, with two gates.

763
00:50:36.360 --> 00:50:38.639
And then they announced that it's everyone
there is going on the same flight,

764
00:50:38.719 --> 00:50:43.559
and that we have two gates,
and you start, you start lightly freaking

765
00:50:43.559 --> 00:50:49.599
out because you're like, how big
is this play? I cannot handle it?

766
00:50:49.760 --> 00:50:51.519
Yeah, I was like, I
don't want to be up in the

767
00:50:51.639 --> 00:50:55.880
sky and this big of a bird. Yeah I can. Oh, And

768
00:50:55.920 --> 00:51:00.320
we forgot to mention that they moved
us over to British Airways. We're no

769
00:51:00.360 --> 00:51:04.119
longer on American. This flight is
going to be on part of British Airways.

770
00:51:04.400 --> 00:51:07.159
Yeah, because we'll get into that. Yeah, they're rude as fuck.

771
00:51:08.639 --> 00:51:14.199
Airways sucks balls. You ever been
on a flight, just a regular

772
00:51:14.239 --> 00:51:16.760
flight, you know where there's one
aisle, okay, Well you get on

773
00:51:16.800 --> 00:51:22.079
a bigger one where there's two aisles. You're in a longer flight, and

774
00:51:22.119 --> 00:51:27.960
they make your seats half the size. I've never been cramped in my life.

775
00:51:27.960 --> 00:51:30.119
And I'm a because because I'm a
four to eleven woman, a regular

776
00:51:30.280 --> 00:51:36.880
express seat to me is lux.
Yeah. If I'm tight, I adam,

777
00:51:36.920 --> 00:51:38.519
I don't. I don't know how
you're not sterile, like your balls

778
00:51:38.880 --> 00:51:44.480
getting squished by your legs. Yeah. Yeah. We get on the plane

779
00:51:44.519 --> 00:51:51.000
and it's yeah, it's a full
double deckers. It's a full double decker

780
00:51:51.440 --> 00:51:55.119
plane. And oh yeah, it's
upstairs downstairs, uh huh, and it's

781
00:51:55.199 --> 00:51:58.599
so so yeah, and it's a
pretty it's a pretty full plane. We

782
00:51:58.639 --> 00:52:00.960
get very lucky though, and that
the row we're on, it's like we're

783
00:52:00.960 --> 00:52:07.400
in the middle section. There's four
seats and we're we're in like the middle

784
00:52:07.440 --> 00:52:10.360
too. And then there's one person
sits down next to so there's three of

785
00:52:10.440 --> 00:52:14.320
us on these four seats and we're
all sitting next together. Luckily, no

786
00:52:14.360 --> 00:52:15.920
one else shows up, and you
and I are able to scoot over,

787
00:52:16.039 --> 00:52:20.119
so we are separated a little bit, which is nice. Yeah, it

788
00:52:20.159 --> 00:52:22.440
was just us too, and the
man next to us to you had some

789
00:52:22.719 --> 00:52:28.000
elbow room. Yeah yeah, yeah, so yeah, because these it was

790
00:52:28.159 --> 00:52:31.599
very tight. I was very surprising
how tight the seats were to the seat

791
00:52:31.679 --> 00:52:37.000
in front of us. Yeah.
And then we had an intense Russian family

792
00:52:37.039 --> 00:52:42.880
in front of us, and they
were like respectfully stereotypical Russians, and that

793
00:52:43.039 --> 00:52:46.280
in itself was quite funny. Yeah, because they're wearing like track suits,

794
00:52:46.920 --> 00:52:54.719
yeah, and like they have gold
chains and the full corn Miami's and white

795
00:52:54.840 --> 00:53:00.679
daughter. Yeah, yeahs Russian girl
and she's got her like you know air

796
00:53:00.719 --> 00:53:05.719
Force ones, Like she's very like
gangster Russian. Yeah, and uh and

797
00:53:05.760 --> 00:53:08.119
they were rude and they kept trying
to like lay in our laps. I

798
00:53:08.159 --> 00:53:12.639
was like, uh uh, like
they were putting their seats our bag.

799
00:53:12.760 --> 00:53:15.960
I at one point grabbed the seat
in front of me and shoved it forward.

800
00:53:15.079 --> 00:53:19.559
Yeah. Yeah, we were bullying
these children. We had children sitting

801
00:53:19.559 --> 00:53:21.800
in front of us. I think
you will not be sleepy in my lap

802
00:53:21.840 --> 00:53:27.000
to night. And also the plane
too, was very compared to like American

803
00:53:27.079 --> 00:53:30.280
flights we take to just Mexico,
right, which is like an hour and

804
00:53:30.320 --> 00:53:34.199
a half to this. For this
seven and a half seven hour set,

805
00:53:34.280 --> 00:53:38.559
eight hour flight was like downgraded quite
a bit in technology. I don't want

806
00:53:38.599 --> 00:53:44.840
to sound spoiled, but it was
very much downgraded in technology. Yeah.

807
00:53:45.039 --> 00:53:47.119
Well I've been on flights where I
can hook up my Bluetooth. Sure,

808
00:53:47.239 --> 00:53:52.800
So this entire flight we had to
use their fucking headphones. Yeah. And

809
00:53:52.119 --> 00:53:55.199
they're the kind of go in your
ear and they're really hard plastic that are

810
00:53:55.280 --> 00:53:59.599
like not even rounded edges. Yeah, it's like a rectangle in there.

811
00:54:00.360 --> 00:54:02.199
They don't fit very well made,
they don't fit very well. They don't

812
00:54:02.199 --> 00:54:06.840
have the like phone holder thing.
There's just a lot that. I was

813
00:54:06.920 --> 00:54:10.159
like, man, more simple flights
have a lot more stuff, including they

814
00:54:10.159 --> 00:54:14.159
didn't have a plug in. Like
every plane we've been on for years has

815
00:54:14.159 --> 00:54:16.400
had a plug in couldn't charge anything, So we couldn't charge anything. And

816
00:54:16.440 --> 00:54:20.880
you made the point you were like, well maybe on international flights they didn't

817
00:54:20.920 --> 00:54:23.280
do that because there's so many different
types of plugs. But then I had

818
00:54:23.280 --> 00:54:29.639
the epiphany always getting someone and out
and I was like, sure, okay,

819
00:54:29.679 --> 00:54:31.480
I can buy that. That makes
sense. And then like hours later,

820
00:54:31.559 --> 00:54:35.440
I had the epiphany where I was
like, hold on, the plugs

821
00:54:35.519 --> 00:54:38.280
on the planes we've been on have
been like universal. Whatever plugs you have

822
00:54:38.400 --> 00:54:42.079
fits in this slot to say,
like the little device we bought while we

823
00:54:42.079 --> 00:54:45.880
were here. Yeah, yeah,
so I don't that plane sucked it did?

824
00:54:45.000 --> 00:54:50.679
I was like, man, So
the biggest surprise I had was that

825
00:54:51.119 --> 00:54:54.360
this was like girl talk. It's
so fun us just in bed and naked

826
00:54:54.440 --> 00:54:59.360
in row. Yeah, you're my
best friend. We didn't sleep on this

827
00:54:59.440 --> 00:55:05.960
eight hour flight? No, no, no, no, Like how I

828
00:55:06.039 --> 00:55:08.000
made the joke how many times I
was like, I'm as sleep whole time

829
00:55:08.800 --> 00:55:12.000
and you didn't sleep at all.
I didn't. I didn't. I was

830
00:55:12.000 --> 00:55:16.599
surprised about you. I typically don't
sleep on planes, but you usually are

831
00:55:16.679 --> 00:55:21.039
knocked out for the entirety of them. Yeah. I look at you,

832
00:55:21.440 --> 00:55:23.880
give you sleepy eyes and collapse in
your lap everything. Yeah, so I

833
00:55:23.920 --> 00:55:29.840
was very surprised you weren't able to. But there was a lot going on.

834
00:55:28.519 --> 00:55:32.519
There's a lot of fidgety ass people
on this plane. Yeah, two

835
00:55:32.559 --> 00:55:37.960
babies, people just like hanging out
in the aisles. Yeah, like what

836
00:55:38.760 --> 00:55:45.199
I think one lady was like getting
her steps in, like circling about like

837
00:55:45.559 --> 00:55:51.199
guys go to bed. Yeah,
mind your business. This was not a

838
00:55:51.199 --> 00:55:53.800
peaceful flight. Yeah. I've been
on sure flights where everyone's asleep. Honestly,

839
00:55:53.880 --> 00:55:58.760
theature the lights off and they're like
good more good Morrow. In Mexico,

840
00:55:59.199 --> 00:56:01.760
it's eight eight eight a m.
These because we're always on early flights.

841
00:56:01.840 --> 00:56:07.320
Yeah, we're all like tired.
Yeah, very active flight. Lots

842
00:56:07.360 --> 00:56:12.199
going on. We thought we weren't
gonna get fed at one point because everyone,

843
00:56:12.199 --> 00:56:15.880
a bunch of people got like gott
meal for us because they ordered them.

844
00:56:16.079 --> 00:56:19.199
Yeah, and I was like,
I don't know if they're gonna feed

845
00:56:19.239 --> 00:56:21.320
them. Well, we found out
later is I think there were people with

846
00:56:21.400 --> 00:56:24.119
dietary restrictions. Yeah, so they
had to give them specific meals for that

847
00:56:24.480 --> 00:56:29.800
and then uh but there was a
huge pause between them delivering those mills and

848
00:56:29.840 --> 00:56:31.880
the rest of us. Oh yeah, and so we were we were like,

849
00:56:34.440 --> 00:56:37.079
were we supposed to fill out a
form? Yeah, Like these people

850
00:56:37.079 --> 00:56:39.239
were like there. I think their
trash was being picked up. Yeah yeah.

851
00:56:39.280 --> 00:56:43.079
Yeah. A big one too,
is that they made a us and

852
00:56:43.159 --> 00:56:45.719
they're like, hi, everybody,
all right, We're just start giving out

853
00:56:45.760 --> 00:56:51.719
meals. Good luck. They were
just like you get what you get any

854
00:56:51.760 --> 00:56:58.639
dunk and uh no. It was
a sturfry, a vegetable surfry, and

855
00:56:58.639 --> 00:57:01.880
then a chicken and potatoes and I
was like chicken potatoes for us and it

856
00:57:02.000 --> 00:57:06.159
was so good. Yeah yeah,
for what it was, it was pretty

857
00:57:06.159 --> 00:57:10.519
good. And they also gave us
like there was that there was butter crackers,

858
00:57:10.559 --> 00:57:14.559
whatever the fuck those are. They
were essentially they were essentially saltines,

859
00:57:14.840 --> 00:57:19.639
just large saltines, cheese, a
piece of cheese like a piece of chilimuxs

860
00:57:19.719 --> 00:57:23.599
cheese, piece of bread, or
like a roll, blueberry cheesecake, blueberry

861
00:57:23.679 --> 00:57:29.079
cheesecake, some weird rice and carrot. Yeah, I thought it was a

862
00:57:29.119 --> 00:57:31.360
slow it kind of it was,
but I don't know it was it was.

863
00:57:31.400 --> 00:57:35.239
It didn't have like a dressicet.
It was literally just like raw rice,

864
00:57:36.079 --> 00:57:39.159
raw carrots. I think it's like
pot peppers. I think it's apposed

865
00:57:39.199 --> 00:57:44.760
to be like a salad. But
it was wild. But yeah, and

866
00:57:44.760 --> 00:57:49.840
everything was pretty The dessert was,
but everything else was was pretty good for

867
00:57:49.840 --> 00:57:52.320
a little in flight. I also
got to do what I like to do

868
00:57:52.360 --> 00:57:53.760
on long flights, where I'm like, Okay, let's watch movies that I

869
00:57:53.760 --> 00:57:58.960
would not watch at home, like
movies that like not that I'm like,

870
00:57:59.039 --> 00:58:00.440
I would never watch it, but
I'd be like, should I watch it?

871
00:58:00.480 --> 00:58:02.719
No, I'd rather watch something else. So I got to see three

872
00:58:02.800 --> 00:58:09.280
movies that I normally would not go
on my way to watch. I watched

873
00:58:09.280 --> 00:58:15.280
Blue Beetle. Okay, transfer me
how many Adam Pepper stars today. I

874
00:58:15.280 --> 00:58:17.840
actually enjoyed Blue Beetle. Okay,
I alsay this. I actually enjoyed all

875
00:58:17.880 --> 00:58:22.920
of them, even though one of
them in particularly got like like destroyed by

876
00:58:22.920 --> 00:58:25.000
reviews. But I say whatever,
it was cute and fun and I enjoyed

877
00:58:25.039 --> 00:58:27.800
it. Was it the best movie? No? Did it make a whole

878
00:58:27.800 --> 00:58:30.360
lot of sense. No, but
it was cute and fine. Adam's here

879
00:58:30.360 --> 00:58:37.079
for a good Transformers The Rise of
the Beasts, which was also I enjoyed.

880
00:58:37.119 --> 00:58:39.119
It's a stupid shlocky action movie,
like what what? What's not to

881
00:58:39.280 --> 00:58:43.880
like about it? Yeah? I
did not know it was a prequel.

882
00:58:43.920 --> 00:58:50.199
That blew my mind. Also,
by the way, Blue Beetle fucking punches

883
00:58:50.239 --> 00:58:52.480
you in the face with telling you
this movie is about gentrification against Mexicans.

884
00:58:52.559 --> 00:58:55.599
Oh my god, it was intense. I told you when we get home,

885
00:58:55.639 --> 00:58:59.239
I'm gonna make you watch like the
first twenty minutes so you can see

886
00:58:59.320 --> 00:59:02.440
how crazy it is. And then
Hunted Mansion, which was a cute one.

887
00:59:02.440 --> 00:59:05.400
I was like, yeah, this
is cute. They're like the new

888
00:59:05.480 --> 00:59:08.320
one. I wanted to see Hunting. I'm sorry, I watch it again

889
00:59:08.360 --> 00:59:12.480
with you. It was cute.
It wasn't like it was. It was

890
00:59:12.559 --> 00:59:14.920
cute. It is what it is. Get over it, people. My

891
00:59:15.000 --> 00:59:19.760
Haunted Mansion is the one with Raven
Simone. Is she in that? The

892
00:59:19.800 --> 00:59:22.719
one with Eddie Murphy? Yeah,
she does a song for it. She

893
00:59:22.760 --> 00:59:29.039
does her own rendition. Very supst
w get it, Raven, you better

894
00:59:29.119 --> 00:59:30.480
work sis. That movie came out
when a kid when I was a kid,

895
00:59:30.480 --> 00:59:34.519
and I remember loving it, but
now as an adult, it's like

896
00:59:34.760 --> 00:59:37.679
considered. I find out it's considered
one of the worst movies ever made.

897
00:59:37.880 --> 00:59:39.199
I need to rewatch that movie to
see how I feel about it. I

898
00:59:39.239 --> 00:59:44.000
want to I want to do that. Well, since you didn't ask,

899
00:59:44.079 --> 00:59:47.320
I watched. You didn't even give
me a beta ass? What did you

900
00:59:47.400 --> 00:59:52.239
watch? Watched Barbie again? And
it was so good. It was good

901
00:59:52.280 --> 00:59:59.119
all over again. Now love it? What else I watch? You watch?

902
00:59:59.519 --> 01:00:02.159
You wouldn't something else, but I
don't remember what it was. Oh,

903
01:00:02.239 --> 01:00:07.159
I watched The Holiday? You watch
The Holiday? Yes, Kate Winslet

904
01:00:07.280 --> 01:00:10.920
and that I had never seen the
whole thing. Oh okay, I've only

905
01:00:10.960 --> 01:00:15.400
seen about half of it because I
got bored. Now that I'm older,

906
01:00:15.519 --> 01:00:19.039
I like it. I think it's
really cute. It was a little that

907
01:00:19.199 --> 01:00:21.719
one with Jack Black. Yeah okay, yeah, yeah, I didn't like

908
01:00:21.760 --> 01:00:23.639
that. Jack Black wasn't like funny
in it. I didn't. I didn't

909
01:00:23.679 --> 01:00:27.199
like him. I don't know.
I was just it was a little I

910
01:00:27.199 --> 01:00:29.039
think I had the first time I
watched it, I was super young,

911
01:00:29.039 --> 01:00:31.760
and I was like, this isn't
like cheeky enough. Yeah, it was

912
01:00:31.800 --> 01:00:36.679
just kind of got a slow build. I mean the first like five minutes

913
01:00:36.719 --> 01:00:40.480
Kate Winslet tries to go herself.
So like, I know, I watched

914
01:00:40.480 --> 01:00:44.239
that. I really enjoyed it.
I would love to watch that every holiday.

915
01:00:45.000 --> 01:00:50.599
And I tried playing games, and
their fucking games like kept knocking,

916
01:00:50.760 --> 01:00:52.480
like I would press play and they
would just go back to the home screen,

917
01:00:52.599 --> 01:00:55.679
just like with malfunction. Their fucking
shit sucks. British are we sucks?

918
01:00:55.880 --> 01:01:00.719
Yeah, and were like super rude. They were yeah, but one

919
01:01:00.760 --> 01:01:04.599
lady you didn't remember. One lady
just amediately looked at you and she's like

920
01:01:05.679 --> 01:01:07.559
anything to drink? And You're like
yeah, and then we're in You're She's

921
01:01:07.599 --> 01:01:09.639
like okay, she gives it to
tries to walk off, and I was

922
01:01:09.639 --> 01:01:14.519
like, ma'am. I would also
like something that she did that she reversed

923
01:01:14.559 --> 01:01:17.000
it later where she asked you do
you want anything to drink? And you

924
01:01:17.039 --> 01:01:22.199
were like no, and I was
like she left and I didn't even get

925
01:01:22.199 --> 01:01:23.440
it. I didn't even get her
to come back. She was gone,

926
01:01:23.960 --> 01:01:28.880
yeah, no, the plane mid
she was sick of us, but we

927
01:01:29.039 --> 01:01:30.559
u we had you had a thought
that I was like, oh, that

928
01:01:30.639 --> 01:01:36.039
kind of makes sense because it's an
it's British airways. I'm sure they get

929
01:01:36.119 --> 01:01:38.239
so many different people from so many
different cultures. I'm sure they have to

930
01:01:38.239 --> 01:01:43.159
deal with so much annoying things.
Yeah, I can see where their patience

931
01:01:43.199 --> 01:01:46.199
is at zero. Yeah, but
it's gonna be called Rihanna had a thought

932
01:01:46.239 --> 01:01:52.639
because you're always like and you had
a thought, and I agreed. So

933
01:01:52.719 --> 01:01:55.840
yeah, we we get through the
plane, we land, we land,

934
01:01:55.960 --> 01:01:59.880
and we're and we're actually a few
minutes early. Yeah, And I was

935
01:01:59.880 --> 01:02:01.239
like, Adam, you know what
this means if we get off like we're

936
01:02:01.320 --> 01:02:05.159
landing right now, if we get
off soon, like like at this point

937
01:02:05.159 --> 01:02:07.960
in time, our plane doesn't even
start to board fronto the thirty five Ynites.

938
01:02:08.239 --> 01:02:10.360
Yeah, we got to see if
we got to go through customs,

939
01:02:10.440 --> 01:02:14.079
you know, we've got it's gonna
be tight. But if like we're landing,

940
01:02:14.079 --> 01:02:15.119
we're landing right now, we're on
the ground, like we can,

941
01:02:15.559 --> 01:02:22.320
Adam, we can do this,
yeah, Adam, So we did not

942
01:02:22.400 --> 01:02:25.320
do this. So we land We
were kind of rushing, We're being calm.

943
01:02:25.519 --> 01:02:30.000
There's some people having full on panic
attacks trying to rush through. Yeah,

944
01:02:30.000 --> 01:02:34.039
we're running. There's people sprinting we're
like I would say, we're mall

945
01:02:34.119 --> 01:02:37.519
walking, We're like fast walking,
but there are there are people who are

946
01:02:37.559 --> 01:02:42.239
like grabbing children by the head,
tossing them to the side. Yeah.

947
01:02:42.400 --> 01:02:46.599
Yeah. So we get to this
section and it's like there's a split gate

948
01:02:46.639 --> 01:02:50.760
that's like Europe on you know,
Europe goes through this gate, UK and

949
01:02:50.800 --> 01:02:54.480
Ireland goes through this gate. Yeah, very specific. I think that's because

950
01:02:55.360 --> 01:02:58.679
I think if you were going to
Europe then you may have to go through

951
01:02:58.719 --> 01:03:00.440
customs. I think you can in
Ireland. Is what I kind of figured

952
01:03:00.440 --> 01:03:05.159
out is that if you're just going
to UK or Ireland from there, you

953
01:03:05.239 --> 01:03:09.480
can just go on. You're just
connecting. You're just connecting, and so

954
01:03:10.599 --> 01:03:15.840
we same paperwork, the same kind
of customs. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

955
01:03:15.880 --> 01:03:19.760
So we're we're we're about to walk
through that gate and there's women checking

956
01:03:19.800 --> 01:03:22.039
boarding passes. I guess to tell
you, like where you need to go.

957
01:03:22.320 --> 01:03:25.960
Well, that's my assumption. She
looks at our boarding passes and she

958
01:03:27.039 --> 01:03:29.400
goes, oh, that flight just
took off. You just missed it.

959
01:03:29.719 --> 01:03:30.679
Go over here to read book.
Go over here to read book. And

960
01:03:30.719 --> 01:03:34.119
we were like what the fuck,
Because we had plenty of time turns out

961
01:03:34.159 --> 01:03:37.960
the plane just left like forty minutes
early. She's like, left, Yeah,

962
01:03:38.400 --> 01:03:42.360
it just decided to fucking leave forty
minutes early, which is crazy.

963
01:03:42.400 --> 01:03:45.119
How can And there's a bunch of
people, there's a bunch of us that

964
01:03:45.199 --> 01:03:47.639
are like what, because how does
a plane? How can a plane?

965
01:03:47.679 --> 01:03:51.639
How the plane allowed to leave early? Yeah? Makes me no. Just

966
01:03:51.679 --> 01:03:55.599
think of movie starting whenever it wants. Yeah, like, no, you

967
01:03:55.679 --> 01:04:00.880
start when you say it's going to
start following the start time. Yeah,

968
01:04:00.000 --> 01:04:05.199
yeah, she oh that was And
at this point Austin was delayed how many

969
01:04:05.239 --> 01:04:09.280
hours? We were in the Austin
airport for how long at that point?

970
01:04:09.320 --> 01:04:13.719
And then we were in the Miami
airport. You know, like every single

971
01:04:13.840 --> 01:04:16.119
every single place we've been has been
like can't. We've had to rebook almost

972
01:04:16.159 --> 01:04:20.880
every flight. Yeah, we've rebooked
like three flights at this point. Yeah.

973
01:04:20.960 --> 01:04:27.199
Pissed. And so we go and
talk to a lady. She's super

974
01:04:27.199 --> 01:04:30.119
sweet, guys, just got her
nails done the day prior, she had

975
01:04:30.119 --> 01:04:34.599
a fresh sat and she's like,
a you're we have a At this point,

976
01:04:34.679 --> 01:04:38.800
it's like seven thirty seven. We
had a little bit of a way,

977
01:04:38.840 --> 01:04:41.760
so like seven fifty maybe yeah,
and she goes, there is a

978
01:04:42.039 --> 01:04:44.719
in the morning, yeah, like
seven, seven thirty seven fifty or something

979
01:04:44.800 --> 01:04:48.400
like that. And she goes,
there's a London time, am Eastern European

980
01:04:48.880 --> 01:04:54.599
YEP time, heath through time,
and uh, she goes, there's a

981
01:04:54.679 --> 01:04:57.239
nine thirty. You guys can can
catch her, like okay, cool.

982
01:04:57.320 --> 01:05:00.199
So and you know you're you're annoyed, you're pissed that having to rebook naturally,

983
01:05:00.199 --> 01:05:02.960
and I am too. I get
it. I was there and I

984
01:05:03.000 --> 01:05:04.800
was like, okay, well,
you know it's only like an hour and

985
01:05:04.840 --> 01:05:09.079
a half delay. Like the flight
it's like an hour long. Whatever it's

986
01:05:09.119 --> 01:05:12.440
gonna be, are right, at
least it's quick. So we're going back

987
01:05:12.480 --> 01:05:15.960
through and a different guy checks our
boarding passes and goes, okay, we

988
01:05:15.000 --> 01:05:18.239
need to take your we need to
check your bags. But it's a full

989
01:05:18.239 --> 01:05:21.079
flight. We need to check them
like they're like customs going through them.

990
01:05:21.119 --> 01:05:24.840
He's saying, we need to check
them as if we checked them to get

991
01:05:24.880 --> 01:05:27.440
on the plane. Yeah, like
they can't be carried on. Yes,

992
01:05:27.440 --> 01:05:30.119
they're going down to the plane.
We are taking your bags now, the

993
01:05:30.840 --> 01:05:32.840
bath the bags will not be with
you on the plane. I'll be with

994
01:05:32.880 --> 01:05:38.760
you when you lay yeah, and
I was like, no, that guy

995
01:05:39.039 --> 01:05:43.119
that we we put on our this
man out, we put Adam and Rihanna

996
01:05:43.199 --> 01:05:48.079
cowboy hat and boots on and said
we're from Texas. Motherfucker. You will

997
01:05:48.159 --> 01:05:53.400
say you will, you will not
take my bag. We already won the

998
01:05:53.400 --> 01:05:57.119
war. Bitches like, oh,
don't worry, guys. We argue for

999
01:05:57.159 --> 01:05:59.639
twenty seconds and he took our bags. So like, we're not bad,

1000
01:05:59.639 --> 01:06:02.360
We're not We're not terrible. Yeah, we did, but we did push

1001
01:06:02.400 --> 01:06:04.880
back. We did push back,
but we were not going to take We

1002
01:06:04.920 --> 01:06:11.039
wanted to not allow this to happen. Yeah, we are. And he

1003
01:06:11.079 --> 01:06:13.719
was also not nice about it.
He was very right from the beginning.

1004
01:06:13.719 --> 01:06:15.920
I think that's part of what set
us up, as he was just like

1005
01:06:15.960 --> 01:06:20.000
I'm taking these and our plane leaving
thirty minutes before it was supposed to before

1006
01:06:20.039 --> 01:06:26.119
it wasn't even supposed to board.
Yeah, yea yeah, So yeah,

1007
01:06:26.159 --> 01:06:28.360
we're like, no, you guys
are gonna lose our bags, Like we

1008
01:06:28.400 --> 01:06:31.440
don't want to, you know,
we're going to cold plays. We need

1009
01:06:31.440 --> 01:06:36.840
our bags. Yeah, and he's
like what made me a extra infuriated and

1010
01:06:36.880 --> 01:06:42.239
because the customer service, and he's
like you're an idiot, is I go.

1011
01:06:42.480 --> 01:06:44.559
We don't want our bags to be
lost. We can't afford to have

1012
01:06:44.599 --> 01:06:46.440
our bags lost. And he was
like, your bags will not be lost,

1013
01:06:46.559 --> 01:06:51.960
and I said, you can't guarantee
that. Yeah, like disgusting.

1014
01:06:53.079 --> 01:06:57.119
Don't you ever say I'm sorry unless
you are going to go down there with

1015
01:06:57.159 --> 01:07:00.920
the men with the ear muffs and
personally put my bag underneath the plane.

1016
01:07:00.280 --> 01:07:03.920
No. And he was like,
you we're taking your bags whether you like

1017
01:07:03.960 --> 01:07:11.519
it or not. And I was
like, fine, suck, yeah,

1018
01:07:12.039 --> 01:07:16.159
And so we then have to go
through fucking security again, which sucks.

1019
01:07:16.440 --> 01:07:20.320
Their rude, everyone in London rude, and everyone in London route. And

1020
01:07:20.360 --> 01:07:25.920
this is when we determined and it
sucks. I've been in London before.

1021
01:07:26.519 --> 01:07:31.199
I wasn't impressed. Yeah, and
we were so annoyed the entire time.

1022
01:07:31.280 --> 01:07:35.760
We spent the entire talk me off
the ledge at that point, well yeah,

1023
01:07:35.760 --> 01:07:38.440
I was gonna, I was gonna
say. So. We spent like

1024
01:07:38.440 --> 01:07:43.199
pretty much the entire like wait time
just making fun of London and being mad

1025
01:07:43.199 --> 01:07:47.400
about London. And then you had
like a full meltdown and I had to

1026
01:07:47.440 --> 01:07:51.280
talk you off the ledge. You're
right, you were going through it mm

1027
01:07:51.360 --> 01:07:57.360
hmmm. I was so pissed off. Yeah, and I think you were

1028
01:07:57.400 --> 01:08:01.519
also just like I'm fucking done done
traveling like you were just like you were

1029
01:08:01.599 --> 01:08:04.440
just done. So I had to
talk you up. I had to be

1030
01:08:04.480 --> 01:08:10.800
your your pump up. But we
got on the plane, made it to

1031
01:08:10.880 --> 01:08:17.920
Dublin. Yeah boom. Yeah.
Sounds like you'll get to hear about the

1032
01:08:17.960 --> 01:08:25.199
rest of the actual time on vacation, the vacation itself next week, motherfucker.

1033
01:08:25.399 --> 01:08:28.079
Yeah. We'll pick it up when
we land in Dublin. The story

1034
01:08:28.159 --> 01:08:33.359
does not stop from there. It
gets pretty crazy. If you could describe

1035
01:08:33.359 --> 01:08:40.880
the next next episode in three words, what would it be? A roller

1036
01:08:40.880 --> 01:08:49.640
coaster? That's three words, Mel
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1037
01:08:49.680 --> 01:08:54.600
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01:08:58.720 --> 01:09:02.039
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